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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,714 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 2 00:00:08,198 --> 00:00:10,262 Sure, can I ask who's calling ? 3 00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:13,375 Just a second. 4 00:00:16,069 --> 00:00:17,254 Jim Halpert 5 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:19,069 What ? How did you get this number ? 6 00:00:19,795 --> 00:00:20,846 Stalker. 7 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,120 Katy, and Jim, met in the office. 8 00:00:23,521 --> 00:00:25,145 And now I guess they're like, 9 00:00:25,221 --> 00:00:27,477 going out, or dating, or something. 10 00:00:27,688 --> 00:00:29,380 And, uh... 11 00:00:30,723 --> 00:00:32,766 I don't know ! You know, they're just, 12 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:35,020 she calls him, and they... 13 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,466 You know, I'm sorry, I feel like I'm talking really loud. 14 00:00:37,759 --> 00:00:38,860 Am I talking really loud ? 15 00:00:38,968 --> 00:00:40,921 So we're still on for lunch ? You're meeting me here ? 16 00:00:41,256 --> 00:00:42,393 Okay. 17 00:00:42,647 --> 00:00:44,082 Great. Bye. 18 00:00:46,715 --> 00:00:47,533 Hey. 19 00:00:47,698 --> 00:00:49,543 You can just give her your extension. 20 00:00:49,797 --> 00:00:51,283 Okay. 21 00:01:23,078 --> 00:01:24,981 Synchro :Occeane Sccript : Nikki http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/ 22 00:01:25,405 --> 00:01:27,162 Howard, slash Ryan. 23 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,610 Ryan Howard is sitting in my office, 24 00:01:29,796 --> 00:01:32,061 and he has been a temp here for a couple of months 25 00:01:32,185 --> 00:01:36,211 and he's kind of gotten, a lay of the land, a little bit. 26 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:39,323 Had a few laughs along the way, and now he wants to know, 27 00:01:39,495 --> 00:01:41,320 what I think. 28 00:01:41,506 --> 00:01:44,452 The temp agency wants to know what you think. 29 00:01:44,998 --> 00:01:47,441 Shall we ? Let us proceed 30 00:01:47,686 --> 00:01:51,112 First up, proficiency in necessary skills 31 00:01:52,395 --> 00:01:56,342 Aaaaaaa-eeeeexcellent ! 32 00:02:01,657 --> 00:02:04,882 Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. 33 00:02:05,177 --> 00:02:07,890 He hasn't evaluated me in years. 34 00:02:08,467 --> 00:02:10,673 Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where you wanna be ? 35 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:13,152 Ah, well, I'm interested in business. 36 00:02:13,306 --> 00:02:16,102 Oh. Good, ambitious. Excellent. 37 00:02:16,828 --> 00:02:19,033 - Want to be a manager ? - Uh, no, 38 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:21,662 Actually, ah, what I want is to own my own company. 39 00:02:21,848 --> 00:02:24,492 That is ridiculous. 40 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:28,430 Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott school of business. 41 00:02:28,645 --> 00:02:32,830 I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one. 42 00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:35,780 Much advice you seek. 43 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,113 Do you know who that is ? 44 00:02:40,158 --> 00:02:41,833 Fozzie bear ? 45 00:02:43,265 --> 00:02:47,521 Mm, no. That was Yoda. 46 00:02:47,718 --> 00:02:51,290 There are ten rules in business that you need to learn. 47 00:02:52,015 --> 00:02:53,872 Number one. 48 00:02:54,846 --> 00:02:57,393 You need to play to win. 49 00:02:57,475 --> 00:02:59,012 But, 50 00:02:59,107 --> 00:03:00,511 you also, 51 00:03:00,595 --> 00:03:03,373 have to win, to play. 52 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:06,461 Got it. 53 00:03:06,547 --> 00:03:10,323 And I will give you the rest of the, ten at lunch. 54 00:03:14,075 --> 00:03:15,670 Hey. 55 00:03:20,136 --> 00:03:22,480 Michael and I have a very special connection. 56 00:03:22,526 --> 00:03:24,273 He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. 57 00:03:24,326 --> 00:03:26,902 He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. 58 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:31,020 And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto. 59 00:03:42,275 --> 00:03:43,002 People ! 60 00:03:43,045 --> 00:03:44,400 Okay, everybody... 61 00:03:44,456 --> 00:03:46,451 This is not a test ! Move to the exits ! 62 00:03:46,485 --> 00:03:48,282 - Devon, head towards the exits. - Do not panic. 63 00:03:48,338 --> 00:03:49,830 - Safety partners- - Get up off your desks ! 64 00:03:49,865 --> 00:03:50,861 Do not panic. 65 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:53,901 - No, panic is warranted ! This is not at drill ! - Go in a single file line. 66 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:56,532 - Arms at your sides, arms at your sides. - Please, move quickly ! 67 00:03:56,578 --> 00:03:58,652 This is a paper company people... 68 00:03:58,837 --> 00:04:00,582 - ...Step lively! - Go, let's go. 69 00:04:00,635 --> 00:04:03,250 This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow ! 70 00:04:06,185 --> 00:04:07,840 This is not a test! Can you leave?! 71 00:04:07,885 --> 00:04:09,101 Oh, you say that every time. 72 00:04:09,136 --> 00:04:10,720 DO YOU WANT TO DIE !? 73 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:12,870 - Oh, boy... - Do you want to die !? 74 00:04:12,905 --> 00:04:13,871 - OUT !! - Alright, let's go, let's go. 75 00:04:13,915 --> 00:04:16,013 STANLEY ! Have you ever seen a burn victim! ? 76 00:04:16,085 --> 00:04:17,541 - Come on, you're safety partners ! - Move to the exits ! 77 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:18,650 You're safety partners! 78 00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:21,361 We've got smoke ! We've got smoke! SMOKE ! 79 00:04:36,967 --> 00:04:38,901 Oh! Kelly! Are you okay ? Don't worry, I got you ! 80 00:04:38,936 --> 00:04:40,571 - I'm okay! - Cover your nose and face. 81 00:04:40,695 --> 00:04:42,211 - Breathe through your nose. - Let go of me ! 82 00:04:43,187 --> 00:04:45,332 Remove your stockings. Okay? 83 00:04:45,395 --> 00:04:46,670 They'll melt right into your flesh ! 84 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:48,632 Stay below the smoke line. 85 00:04:49,525 --> 00:04:52,553 Let's go! Clear out, stat ! 86 00:04:52,638 --> 00:04:54,552 STAT MEANS NOW ! 87 00:04:57,226 --> 00:04:59,373 Yes, I was the first one out, 88 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:02,262 and yes, I've heard women and children first. 89 00:05:02,356 --> 00:05:04,630 But, we do not employ children. 90 00:05:04,678 --> 00:05:07,430 We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. 91 00:05:07,695 --> 00:05:12,681 And, uh, women are equal, in the workplace, by law. 92 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:17,492 So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands. 93 00:05:18,328 --> 00:05:22,533 Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. 94 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:23,683 Yeah. 95 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:27,582 Adapt. React. Re-adapt. 96 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:30,673 Act. Alright ? That's rule number two. 97 00:05:30,767 --> 00:05:32,981 Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. 98 00:05:33,075 --> 00:05:35,540 We need to count off. Michael's number one. Where's, where is he? 99 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:36,933 So what was rule number two? 100 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,811 Ah, adapt, react, re-adapt, act. 101 00:05:38,846 --> 00:05:41,731 Okay, well, let's just kind of take it a little slower. 102 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,782 Oh, hey, Michael. Ryan needs a number for the count off. 103 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:46,340 Okay, well, one is taken. 104 00:05:46,676 --> 00:05:47,701 Okay, two ? 105 00:05:47,786 --> 00:05:49,510 - NO ! - Ok. Oh, sorry ? 106 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,500 Okay, he can have 14, Margerie isn't here today. 107 00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:53,293 Well, he needs a permanent number, right ? 108 00:05:53,357 --> 00:05:54,321 No, I don't. 109 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,843 Oh, you know what else, I thought of a nickname for the three of us. 110 00:05:56,996 --> 00:05:58,343 The Three Musketeers. 111 00:05:58,415 --> 00:06:00,480 Um, yeah, okay. 112 00:06:00,595 --> 00:06:03,311 Oh, no, no, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges. 113 00:06:03,348 --> 00:06:05,731 That's funny too. But if we're the Three Musketeers... 114 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,441 I don't want to be like, a guy here. 115 00:06:08,525 --> 00:06:09,492 You know ? 116 00:06:09,597 --> 00:06:12,651 Like, Stanley is the crossword puzzle guy. 117 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:17,412 And Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing, here. 118 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:21,860 You know, I don't want to be, the something guy. 119 00:06:22,706 --> 00:06:24,183 Okay, you know what? 120 00:06:24,245 --> 00:06:26,462 I think I'm going to be, setting the agenda here. 121 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:28,701 Okay? Can everybody gather up please? 122 00:06:28,816 --> 00:06:30,941 Important announcement, very important announcement. 123 00:06:31,175 --> 00:06:33,921 I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us 124 00:06:33,975 --> 00:06:37,023 to participate in some really intense, 125 00:06:37,066 --> 00:06:39,603 psychologically revealing conversations. 126 00:06:39,648 --> 00:06:41,752 So we're going to be playing, desert island. 127 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:45,091 Who would you do ? 128 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,253 And, um... 129 00:06:46,286 --> 00:06:47,972 - ...would you rather ? - Would you rather. 130 00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:50,513 Would you rather? Is our third game. 131 00:07:01,867 --> 00:07:04,520 Hey guys, great response time. 132 00:07:04,626 --> 00:07:08,101 Listen up, I got some theories, there's a... 133 00:07:08,597 --> 00:07:12,971 Okay, so, three books on a desert island...Angela. 134 00:07:13,185 --> 00:07:14,852 The Bible. 135 00:07:17,058 --> 00:07:20,182 That's one book, you got two others. 136 00:07:20,567 --> 00:07:21,860 A Purpose Driven Life. 137 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:22,770 Nice. 138 00:07:24,247 --> 00:07:25,882 - Third book. - No. 139 00:07:27,105 --> 00:07:28,232 Okay. Phyllis. 140 00:07:28,288 --> 00:07:29,773 Um, The DaVinci Code. 141 00:07:29,818 --> 00:07:32,633 The DaVinci Code. I would take The DaVinci Code, 142 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:34,240 so I could burn The DaVinci Code. 143 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,360 Okay great, that is going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. 144 00:07:37,653 --> 00:07:40,566 Question, is there fire wood on the island ? 145 00:07:40,619 --> 00:07:41,470 I guess. 146 00:07:41,526 --> 00:07:43,626 Then I would bring an axe, no books. 147 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:45,770 Uh, it has to be a book Dwight. 148 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,703 Fine. Physician's Desk Reference. 149 00:07:48,818 --> 00:07:49,700 Nice, smart. 150 00:07:49,766 --> 00:07:54,070 Hallowed out, inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, 151 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:58,171 beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, 152 00:07:58,267 --> 00:08:03,160 and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone. 153 00:08:03,288 --> 00:08:05,550 No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. 154 00:08:05,648 --> 00:08:08,633 Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash ? 155 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:14,771 Rule number four. In business, image is everything, Andre Augessi. 156 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,892 This car is an investment. 157 00:08:16,976 --> 00:08:21,690 Right ? If I have to take out a client, or I'm seen around Scranton in it. 158 00:08:24,377 --> 00:08:26,932 I love it, I love this car. 159 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:31,341 Do you like it ? 160 00:08:33,037 --> 00:08:34,140 Yeah. 161 00:08:34,196 --> 00:08:36,532 Okay, I thought people read more books. 162 00:08:36,596 --> 00:08:39,463 DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? 163 00:08:39,526 --> 00:08:40,581 Yes, Meredith. 164 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,243 Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, 165 00:08:43,277 --> 00:08:46,120 Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County... 166 00:08:46,217 --> 00:08:47,392 Wow. 167 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:48,920 Legends of the Fall. 168 00:08:49,035 --> 00:08:52,272 Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just- 169 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:54,662 - Well, I kind of like Legally... - Wait, wait, wait. 170 00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:57,002 Pam, no. Do you understand ? 171 00:08:57,058 --> 00:09:01,581 The, the game is desert island movies, not guilty pleasure movies. 172 00:09:01,645 --> 00:09:03,672 Desert island movies are the movies you are going to watch, 173 00:09:03,797 --> 00:09:05,362 for the rest of your life. 174 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,921 Forever ! Unforgivable. 175 00:09:07,976 --> 00:09:09,441 - I take it back. - Unforgivable. 176 00:09:09,457 --> 00:09:11,223 - I take it back ! - Good. 177 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:14,850 And Ghost. But, just that one scene... 178 00:09:18,477 --> 00:09:19,441 Is this your car Ryan ? 179 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:21,460 Wow, those are some pretty big books back there, huh ? 180 00:09:21,498 --> 00:09:24,082 - Good shocks. - Hello, Mr. Egghead 181 00:09:24,266 --> 00:09:27,403 So...oh, Stanley Kaplan, I know him. 182 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:29,903 'M' is for murder, 'P' is for... 183 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,731 - That's actually a test prep book. - For phone. What ? 184 00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:33,393 That's a test prep, for business school? 185 00:09:33,945 --> 00:09:35,230 Oh, thinking about business school ? 186 00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:37,320 I just got in. I applied, I go at night. 187 00:09:37,407 --> 00:09:38,191 - Really ? - Yeah. 188 00:09:38,236 --> 00:09:40,260 So you think you know a lot about business ? 189 00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:41,462 No, not yet. 190 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,451 - Just started. - Uh huh. Yeah. 191 00:09:43,596 --> 00:09:44,823 Quiz me. 192 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:46,603 - I wouldn't even know where to start. - Oh, come on. 193 00:09:46,657 --> 00:09:48,260 Come on, egghead. Let's do it. 194 00:09:48,325 --> 00:09:50,012 - Do it. - Quiz me up. 195 00:09:50,146 --> 00:09:52,280 Alright, um, 196 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:56,572 why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years ? 197 00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:05,252 When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, 198 00:10:05,286 --> 00:10:06,953 to save up money for school. 199 00:10:07,157 --> 00:10:11,051 And I, then I, lost it in a pyramid scheme, 200 00:10:11,095 --> 00:10:13,661 but I learned more about business, 201 00:10:14,145 --> 00:10:17,010 right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, 202 00:10:17,036 --> 00:10:18,752 or Ryan would ever teach me. 203 00:10:18,816 --> 00:10:23,383 Is it cheaper to sign a new customer ? Or to keep an existing customer ? 204 00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:25,492 - Keep an existing cus- - Shut, it. 205 00:10:25,637 --> 00:10:29,383 Can I, can I just do it please ? Ah, it's equal. 206 00:10:30,288 --> 00:10:32,781 It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer. 207 00:10:32,837 --> 00:10:34,663 Okay, yes, it was a trick question. 208 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,682 He, but, look, okay, he didn't need business school. 209 00:10:36,776 --> 00:10:38,821 Okay, Michael, he, comes from the school of hard knocks. 210 00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:39,423 - Self taught. 211 00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:40,692 - You didn't even go to college - You know what, 212 00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:42,930 you don't need to help me here. Okay ? 213 00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:45,771 Well, you know, maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, 214 00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:47,721 then, then you'd know what you were talking about. 215 00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:48,791 Come on. 216 00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:51,083 - I studying with the master, huh ? - Why don't you go to business 217 00:10:51,165 --> 00:10:52,712 Why don't you learn from him, right ? 218 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,021 Stop it. Dwight. 219 00:10:54,096 --> 00:10:56,610 You know what, you're acting like a dork. 220 00:10:56,738 --> 00:10:58,172 Would you cool it ? Please. 221 00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:02,753 Hey, hey ! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. 222 00:11:02,846 --> 00:11:05,280 He's a valued member of this company, 223 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:09,111 and you know what, he's knows more about business than you ever will. 224 00:11:12,155 --> 00:11:13,363 Stupid. 225 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:14,930 I did not go to business school. 226 00:11:14,988 --> 00:11:16,410 You know who else didn't go to business school ? 227 00:11:16,498 --> 00:11:19,680 Labron James, Tracey McGrady, Kobe Bryant. 228 00:11:20,425 --> 00:11:23,783 They right from high school to the NBA. So... 229 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:29,380 so it's not the same thing, at all. 230 00:11:30,158 --> 00:11:31,471 Look at this stuff. 231 00:11:31,535 --> 00:11:34,090 Market fragments, what is that suppose to be ? 232 00:11:34,156 --> 00:11:37,752 It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base. 233 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,742 You are so smart. You are so eff-ing smart. 234 00:11:42,855 --> 00:11:44,652 You should be teaching me. 235 00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:48,341 Pam, get us back into it. 236 00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:51,562 - Five movies, go ahead. - Okay, um, Fargo, 237 00:11:51,788 --> 00:11:54,561 um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused... 238 00:11:54,597 --> 00:11:55,902 Oh, definitely in my top five. 239 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,332 Yes, in my top three, so suck it. 240 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,432 Breakfast Club. Um, 241 00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:03,220 - The Princess Bride and- - Okay that's five. 242 00:12:03,288 --> 00:12:04,433 No, my all time favorite ! 243 00:12:04,488 --> 00:12:06,872 - Pam, play by the rules. Play by the rules. - All, time, favorite. 244 00:12:08,455 --> 00:12:10,033 Dwight. 245 00:12:10,456 --> 00:12:12,802 All time favorite movie. 246 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:17,552 The Crow. 247 00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:21,372 I became a sales man. 248 00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:25,431 Because of people, I love making friends. 249 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:30,430 But then I was promoted to manager, very young age. 250 00:12:31,356 --> 00:12:34,182 I still try to be a friend first, but, 251 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:36,620 you know ? 252 00:12:36,717 --> 00:12:41,250 I'm very successful, your coworkers look at you differently... 253 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,483 what do you think ? 254 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,853 Maybe we should get some air. 255 00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:53,682 Nah, I'm okay. 256 00:12:55,747 --> 00:12:57,773 I'm really uncomfortable. 257 00:12:59,456 --> 00:13:01,500 Alright, let's move on. 258 00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:04,183 Let's move on to the main event, who would you do ? 259 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,303 - Present company excluded ? - Um, not neccessaril 260 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,691 Pam. 261 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,553 Okay. Ah, you know what ? Maybe I'll, I'll finish explaining the rules, 262 00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,823 let's, let me explain it first, and then... 263 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:23,280 Yeah, so we'll get right, you know what? I'll be right back. 264 00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:26,480 Stanley, you're taking over for me buddy. I'll be right back 265 00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:29,172 Okay, um... 266 00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:34,320 Dwight. Dwight. 267 00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,811 Come on buddy, use words. 268 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:41,533 Why didn't I go to business school ? 269 00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:43,442 - Who goes to business school ? - The temp. 270 00:13:43,596 --> 00:13:46,122 Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore. 271 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,463 You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself, 272 00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:52,531 I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends 273 00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:55,272 - He doesn't even know that I do that. - You should tell him. 274 00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:57,941 Oh yeah Pam, right. 275 00:13:58,056 --> 00:14:00,613 That's going to help things, just talk it out. 276 00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:03,333 I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. 277 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,510 - Dwight... - What ? 278 00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:08,523 I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... Just part of me meant it. 279 00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:12,963 Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway. 280 00:14:13,298 --> 00:14:17,470 You know what you should do ? You should quit. 281 00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:21,013 And then, that would stick it to both of them. 282 00:14:21,706 --> 00:14:24,171 Jim, I'm not going to quit. 283 00:14:24,506 --> 00:14:27,603 - Then Ryan wins. - Yeah, you're right. 284 00:14:27,737 --> 00:14:31,610 Thanks you guy I just need some alone time. 285 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:32,983 Okay. 286 00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:35,072 Alright buddy. 287 00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:42,603 - Hey you guys, what's going on ? - Nothing 288 00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:44,522 - Hey. - What's up ? 289 00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:46,271 Can I hang out with you guys for a bit ? 290 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,822 The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes. 291 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,140 Come on, people, you know the rules of the game now 292 00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:53,862 hey, gang, what game are we playing here ? 293 00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:55,823 It's called, who would you do ? 294 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,890 I play this at home all the time, while I'm falling asleep. 295 00:15:01,696 --> 00:15:03,191 What, ah, where are we ? 296 00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:04,272 Where are we here ? 297 00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:06,401 Roy ? Roy ? 298 00:15:06,978 --> 00:15:08,473 Who would you do Roy ? 299 00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:12,072 I got it, uh, what's the name of that uh, 300 00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:15,290 tight ass, Christian, chick the blond ? 301 00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,192 My name is Angela. 302 00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:18,732 Hey, Angela, Roy. 303 00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:19,882 Nice to meet you. 304 00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:22,203 Aaaalright, who's next, who's next, who's next, who's next ? 305 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,100 Jim ? You're next. 306 00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:25,472 Who would you do ? 307 00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:28,980 Kevin, hands down. 308 00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:30,962 Yeah 309 00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:33,521 He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, 310 00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:36,240 and afterwards, we could just watch bowling. 311 00:15:37,828 --> 00:15:41,463 Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. 312 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,542 Cause he is going to own his own business. 313 00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:47,961 You're all gay. 314 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,711 Who's, ah, who's next ? Who we got ? 315 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:52,622 Who... 316 00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:55,021 Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... 317 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:55,753 That is great timing 318 00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:58,321 Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So... 319 00:15:58,385 --> 00:15:59,962 - Would that make you happy ? - What that ? 320 00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:01,543 If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy ? 321 00:16:01,645 --> 00:16:02,633 - Yeah. - I'm on it. 322 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:03,883 Dwight. Hey ! 323 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,431 - You can't go back in yet ! - Dwight don't ! 324 00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:07,101 He is an idiot. 325 00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:09,033 The man is an idiot ladies and gentlemen. 326 00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:11,322 What if he dies in the fire ? 327 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:14,472 And that's the last thing you ever said to him. 328 00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:16,992 I didn't say it to him. I said it about him. 329 00:16:21,475 --> 00:16:23,111 - Jim - Definitely Jim. 330 00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:24,713 Definitely, definitely, Jim. 331 00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:26,790 Come on, Pam. Come on, Pam. 332 00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:29,763 Oscar's kind of cute. 333 00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:31,563 Yeah, I like Oscar. 334 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:33,252 Ooh, Toby. 335 00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:37,460 How long does it take to find a cell phone ? 336 00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:42,601 I don't know, is there anybody else. 337 00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:47,082 Hey, where are you ? 338 00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:49,553 Oh good. 339 00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:51,963 Yeah, we're just here, we're playing desert island. 340 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:53,881 It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs... 341 00:16:53,995 --> 00:16:55,961 Seriously, where the hell is Dwight ? 342 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:01,503 Hey, 343 00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:03,743 Call my cell phone, 344 00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:05,770 It'll make it easier for him to find. 345 00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:09,243 What's your number ? 346 00:17:09,316 --> 00:17:10,971 I gave it to you in the car. 347 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,541 I saw you program it in. 348 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,581 You got to... 349 00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:18,523 - You got to give it to me again. - Okay, alright. 350 00:17:22,537 --> 00:17:24,283 Now I have it. 351 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,582 I better tell somebody. 352 00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:40,190 Excuse me sir... 353 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,371 Dwight !? 354 00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:44,553 Great God man. 355 00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:46,712 Why did you, why did you go in there ? 356 00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:48,692 What did you, everybody was scared out of their wits okay ? 357 00:17:48,746 --> 00:17:51,321 Everyone, okay, I have an announcement. 358 00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:55,371 Apparently, in business school, 359 00:17:55,637 --> 00:17:58,383 they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. 360 00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:01,623 Because some smart, sexy, 361 00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:06,470 left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing. 362 00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:11,350 Wow. Okay. 363 00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,133 Well, I guess they don't, 364 00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:16,400 how to operate a toaster oven in business school. 365 00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,581 That's exactly what I said. 366 00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:19,803 Hey, did you miss that day there Ryan ? 367 00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,110 - Were you absent ? - Toaster oven 101 ? 368 00:18:22,196 --> 00:18:24,021 - You failed? - I am so sorry. 369 00:18:26,418 --> 00:18:28,750 Hey, I know what'll impress everybody, 370 00:18:28,928 --> 00:18:30,182 I'll start a fire. 371 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:33,092 Oh, man. Bad idea. 372 00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:35,152 Bad idea genes. 373 00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:38,241 I have a song, attention everyone, that I want sing. 374 00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:41,740 That I wrote specially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. 375 00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:43,880 Ready ? 376 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,900 RYAN STARTED THE FI-AH! 377 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,631 IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING ! 378 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,333 RYAN STARTED THE FI-AH! 379 00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:53,993 IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING 380 00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,903 - SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING. - Everybody ! 381 00:18:56,955 --> 00:18:59,982 I can't believe, I started, the fire. 382 00:19:01,117 --> 00:19:03,553 RYAN STARTED THE FIRE! 383 00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,163 MARILYN MONROE! 384 00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:08,650 RYAN STARTED THE FIRE! 385 00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,323 Now eat it, you have to eat it. 386 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,052 - Hey ! - Hey. 387 00:19:14,475 --> 00:19:15,071 How are you ? 388 00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:17,133 - I'm great, good to see you. - It's good to see you too. 389 00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:18,851 I'm hungry. Yeah, I am too. 390 00:19:19,385 --> 00:19:21,712 I have been thinking the whole way over. 391 00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,352 And I have my answers. What answers ? 392 00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:25,801 For the, the desert island... 393 00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:27,881 Oh! Right! Right, right, right, right, come on 394 00:19:27,947 --> 00:19:30,412 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, we have one more participant, 395 00:19:30,478 --> 00:19:32,241 Come on, be polite. Be polite. 396 00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,602 Desert island, five movies, go. 397 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:36,551 Okay 398 00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:38,543 First, 399 00:19:39,198 --> 00:19:41,040 legally Blond. 400 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,632 I forgot what a super, nice, girl Katy is 401 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,041 And just, good for Jim. 402 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,262 They are so cute together. 403 00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:52,742 And, what an adorable car. 404 00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:55,880 Okay. 405 00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:58,270 I think the game's over, people are like leaving 406 00:19:58,338 --> 00:20:00,833 there was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch ? 407 00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:01,733 - Okay. - Yeah ? 408 00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:03,401 Alright, you want to drive ? 409 00:20:11,935 --> 00:20:13,431 They are so cute. 410 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:16,262 I'm really sorry Dwight. 411 00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,773 - Answer me this though. - What ? 412 00:20:17,905 --> 00:20:19,322 Was it worth it ? 413 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,732 - Was it worth it temp ? - No. 414 00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:21,630 - Was it worth it ? - Really ? 415 00:20:21,716 --> 00:20:22,831 I'm really sorry Dwight. 416 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,212 The fire guy ! The fire guy ! 417 00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:27,393 Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, 418 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,470 Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, 419 00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:32,600 RYAN STARTED THE FIRE! 420 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,301 Okay, rule five, safety first. 421 00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:37,771 I.e, don't burn the building down. 422 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:40,392 Okay ? That should be a no brainer. 423 00:20:40,535 --> 00:20:42,091 Oh, look ! 424 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,813 Ryan, is book smart. 425 00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:47,550 And I am street smart. 426 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,281 And book smart. 427 00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:53,883 I'll give you the rest of the ten, tomorrow. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 31877

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