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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,464 Who am I? 3 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,308 Who will I become? 4 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:50,916 What does it all mean? 5 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:07,299 It's what I'm supposed to be asking, right? 6 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,370 But, right now, 7 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:15,407 I'd do anything for the answer to just one question. 8 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,020 "Are you proud of me?" 9 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:39,098 Big day tomorrow, dad. 10 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,301 Your son is off to college. 11 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:46,772 I've still got morning wood, so this better be fucking worth it. 12 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,577 But that's tomorrow. 13 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:57,883 It's a little bit early, Jesse. What's going on? 14 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:13,031 What would make this day perfect? 15 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,766 What the fuck you talking about? 16 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,436 I'm talking about a perfect day. 17 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,571 What would it look like? 18 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,142 Man, I just want to drink it in. 19 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:27,346 No, you fucks. 20 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,581 I mean, I literally, I just like, uh, I wanna start drinking 21 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:34,620 and I don't wanna stop until I'm just knee-deep in some forbidden pussy. 22 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:38,223 Fair enough, I can make that happen. 23 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,859 The drinking part. 24 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:42,961 How about you? 25 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,397 I got to tell her. 26 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,836 Be bold, brother. 27 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,272 You've got nothing to lose. 28 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:58,310 My oldest and dearest friend, 29 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,612 what do you want? 30 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:04,650 What will make our last day together perfect? 31 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,752 Nothing, man. 32 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,956 I want nothing. 33 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,667 Today, boys, 34 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,805 everything's possible. 35 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:33,245 I'm still confused why this circle jerk couldn't wait till the sun came up. 36 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:36,148 Take it easy. My mom's making breakfast. 37 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:39,084 Is she making that thing... With that thing... Jesse! 38 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:43,088 Jesse, wait. Yeah, yeah, she's making your thing. 39 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:10,215 Have you not planned this out at all? 40 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:14,920 I was just saying, you've had four years to do this. 41 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,588 Are we good, we all done? 42 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,956 Amazing. Good. 43 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,325 - Give this to me. - No, no, no, no. 44 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,361 We've got it. You've done enough. 45 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,097 Thank you, Bobby. Thank you. 46 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,467 Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? 47 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,168 Yeah, where are your manners? 48 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,970 Up your ass... 49 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,772 - I'm sorry, Diane. - I'll live. 50 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,407 - You look beautiful today. - Thank you. 51 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,708 - Smooth. - Your mom... 52 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,611 - Whatever... shut up. - Your mom loves you. 53 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,480 Is Lily coming over? 54 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,516 Yeah, in a bit. 55 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:47,853 Have you decided what you gonna do? 56 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,087 No. 57 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,590 I don't know. 58 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,926 I mean, 59 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,495 Lily is... I know. 60 00:04:56,497 --> 00:05:01,500 But... I mean, isn't college supposed to be about new experiences? 61 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:03,535 Sure. 62 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,905 What do you think I should do? 63 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:12,277 Well, I could tell you but I don't think you're gonna like it. 64 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,112 Try me. 65 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,516 You should follow your heart. 66 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:20,852 Oh, thank you, very helpful. 67 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,288 Oh, that's my job. 68 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,692 Follow your heart. 69 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:33,365 Nan and pop were high school sweethearts, right? Hmm-mmm. 70 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:36,168 Yup, each other's one and only. 71 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,136 What was their secret? 72 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:43,709 Ah, she was his calm. 73 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,111 That's it? 74 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,546 That is it. 75 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,915 Pop was a thinker, like you. 76 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,251 And when those wheels would start spinning in the middle of the night 77 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,219 and he couldn't get back to sleep, 78 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,488 the only thing that would get him there 79 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,724 would be the touch of nan's hand. 80 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:02,994 Right on his back, or his arm, out like a light. 81 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,099 She was his calm. 82 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,304 I mean it. 83 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,441 You follow that heart of yours, 84 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:20,812 it will tell you when you've found your match. 85 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,147 Trust me. 86 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,918 You must miss him so much. 87 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,654 I see him every day. 88 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,758 Go, go have fun. 89 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,464 How you doing? Hi. 90 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:16,067 What's going on? Hey, douchebag. 91 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:30,081 All right, well, I believe we have Diem to Carpe. 92 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,416 Cheers. 93 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,118 Why would you do that? No! 94 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,368 May we? 95 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:26,371 Oh, not without a drink, I'm afraid. 96 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,339 Rules are rules. 97 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,808 Hey, can you be a doll and fetch me two beers? 98 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:33,011 Can you be a doll and lick my nut sack? 99 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,479 Oh, my god. 100 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,181 Who talks like that? 101 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,216 Want a beer? Oh! Come on! 102 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,653 Thank you so much. 103 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,988 It helps. 104 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,656 Have a good time! 105 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:45,824 Thanks. 106 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,659 All right, you guys are going down. 107 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,228 Oh-ho-ho, boys against girls. 108 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,263 How exciting. 109 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:53,331 Okay. Hmm. Here you go. 110 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,933 I got this. You got it. 111 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,801 Thank you. You're welcome. 112 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,503 You're going down. Hmm. 113 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,905 Do that strut. 114 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,386 Good luck. 115 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,922 Thank you. Oh, and, uh... 116 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:31,670 Ha-ha! 117 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,072 Taken! 118 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,875 That was just cruel. 119 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,176 Emily. 120 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:42,581 Five, four, three, two, mwah, one. 121 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:45,250 Ha-ha. 122 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:48,853 You are crazy. 123 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,167 Wow! 124 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:05,270 You, uh, care to share? 125 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,339 I make a wish. 126 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:11,309 Every time I throw, I... It's like blowing an eyelash. 127 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,078 That's my secret trick. 128 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,813 Helps me concentrate. 129 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,287 Here's the problem with love. 130 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,290 Even for us hopeless suckers who want it, 131 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,259 nothing beats the "falling in love" part. 132 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:32,397 How the littlest looks can send shivers down your spine. 133 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:37,268 How you can spend days imagining what her lips must feel like. 134 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:40,038 How soft her skin must be. 135 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:43,008 But see, that's the problem with love. 136 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:47,312 Once you fall in love, the "falling in love" part is over. 137 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:52,751 Speaking of ass sucking, which one do you want? 138 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,553 Are you serious? 139 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,357 Don't you think Jen and Emily know you a bit too well? 140 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,559 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 141 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:05,063 Means they know you're a disgusting fucking pig. 142 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,399 Well, what's your point? 143 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,469 Whatever, man, this is your last shot. 144 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,338 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 145 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,839 Yeah, I'll take my chances. 146 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,343 Well, they're both mine then, I guess. 147 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,713 Hi, Aiden. 148 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,449 Hi, buddy. 149 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,128 That's my boy! 150 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,731 Must have been a hell of a wish. 151 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,600 Yeah. 152 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,278 Looks like fun. 153 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,046 Horseshoes? 154 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,615 Yeah. 155 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,618 Knock yourself out. 156 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,788 I suppose it's too much to ask that you at least pretend 157 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,191 like you want to spend your last day with us? 158 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,661 Pretending really isn't in my DNA. 159 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,196 No, it is not. 160 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,966 You know it's not you guys. 161 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,701 It's just... 162 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,837 I'm ready. 163 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,639 Ready to get outta here. 164 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,609 Ready for tomorrow. 165 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:25,910 Yes! 166 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,181 Tomorrow's coming. 167 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:33,852 You might as well enjoy yourself in the meantime. 168 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:44,129 You're not thinking what I think you're thinking? 169 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:53,872 Oh. 170 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,541 Oh, she's doing that thing. 171 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,543 She's doing that... I fuckin' love it when they do that thing. 172 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:02,013 They know that we love it when they do that thing, right? I mean, they must. 173 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,115 That's probably exactly why they do it, duh. 174 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,985 What do you think they're talking about? 175 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,487 You need to fuckin' smoke some more weed, dude. 176 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,090 Don't you fucking say it. Don't! 177 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,425 - Calm down. - Why? 178 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,393 You're such a dick, dude. 179 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,228 You're so lucky you didn't tell me to relax. 180 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,764 I fuckin' hate it when people tell me to relax. 181 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,899 I absolutely hate it. 182 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,600 It's like, who do you think you are comin' in 183 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,069 to Oscar's space and fuckin' with my vibe. 184 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,471 Who gave you that right? I didn't. 185 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,640 I didn't do that. Tell me to relax. 186 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,641 You fucking relax. 187 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,810 Phew. Seriously, though, what do you think they're talking about? 188 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,213 You think they're talking about us? Yeah, sure. 189 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,481 Wow. 190 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,019 Hey, Oscar. 191 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,787 What's up, brother? 192 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,988 Fuckin' relax. 193 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:48,059 It's a fight, fucker. Ow, ow, ow, ow! 194 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,429 Here, bitch. Ugh! 195 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,730 Idiots. Em. 196 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,599 Yeah? Here you go. 197 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:59,304 Look at these guys, they're like walking hormones. 198 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,872 They are only good for one thing, 199 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,141 which conveniently for me, 200 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,911 is the only thing that I want from them. 201 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,514 As you go and suck your bottle. 202 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:16,254 I think they've got a bit more to offer than that. 203 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,991 May be some do. 204 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:20,525 May be. 205 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:25,597 Well, I can't be bothered to sift through all your friends, who's got the time? 206 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,833 Do you think guys are gonna be any better in college? 207 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:33,471 I hope not. I like them just the way they are. Uncomplicated. 208 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,473 Nipple placement is critical. 209 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,743 Hey, guys. 210 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,179 You and Serena were, like, having a pretty good time. 211 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,848 Fuck, it's horseshoes. What do you want me to say? 212 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,951 Baby steps, brother. Baby steps. 213 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,286 I don't know, man. 214 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,687 What? 215 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,190 Man, you and Bobby, dude, you just don't get it. 216 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:56,995 And you do, Mr. take-your-pick-between-two-girls- who-can't-fucking-stand-you? 217 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,029 That doesn't matter. 218 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:58,796 Yeah, it does. No, it do... 219 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:02,567 If any of us want to bang girls for more sexual experience before college, 220 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,102 it has to be today. 221 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,703 I'm talking all of us. 222 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,239 All of us and them. 223 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,975 Girls are not that different. 224 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,577 Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. 225 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,079 No, they're not. No, no. No they're not. 226 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,482 I mean, the data is pretty much on our side. 227 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,217 You want some data? Yeah. 228 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,587 Aiden, how much do you love blowjobs? What? 229 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,922 What? I dunno. 230 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,723 You... you don't know? 231 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,359 I mean, it's a lot. It's good. 232 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,195 Fuck, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course it's great! 233 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,230 On a scale from one to ten, 234 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,898 how hot does a girl have to be for you to let her blow you? 235 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:38,269 Ah, dude, I don't know. I haven't really, like, put a lot of thought into it. 236 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,337 So fuckin' think about it, man! 237 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,307 Let's take out the sevens, the eights, the nines and the tens 238 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,108 'cause they're in, right? 239 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,611 So would you let a six blow you? 240 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,048 Depends. On what? 241 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,549 On the circumstances. Oh! 242 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,284 You fucking me, man! No, it's important! 243 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,321 Okay, fine, yeah, sixes are in, all right? 244 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,555 I'd let a six blow me. 245 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,891 How kind of you. How about a five? 246 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:00,858 Yeah, fine, fives, whatever. 247 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,694 Okay, so we're actually getting somewhere now. 248 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:05,296 Would you let a four blow you? 249 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,532 Jessica Dooley is a four. 250 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,299 On her best day. No, no! 251 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,201 You don't even... Don't even start with that bullshit. 252 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,870 No, stop. Where are we? We're at three now? 253 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:13,371 Okay, take it easy. 254 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,574 Aiden, like every other guy in the planet, would 255 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:20,044 let just about any girl with a pulse give him a blowjob. 256 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,447 So what, for the love of god, is your point? 257 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,549 I'm getting there, Jesse. 258 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,684 Bobby, on a scale from one to ten, 259 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,020 just on looks, what's Aiden? 260 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,788 He's like a 8.5. 261 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,291 Aw, thanks, man. Okay, so what am I? 262 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,692 You? Yeah. 263 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,593 You're a three. 264 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,161 Ha! You're a fuckin' asshole. 265 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,964 No, you're like a seven. No, you already said it, no. Okay. 266 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,034 I don't know where you're going with this. 267 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,569 I know that girls are different. 268 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,471 Okay, but they are not that different. 269 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,640 They are just as sexually curious as we are. 270 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,709 You don't think that a girl loves the feeling 271 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,543 of our tongues on their pussies 272 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,947 as much as we love the feeling of her mouth on our cocks? 273 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,048 Of course, they do. 274 00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:00,251 Come on, dude! We are all young! 275 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,354 You know, we are curious and we're sexual 276 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:08,493 and we want to investigate and explore and rip off and unzip and 277 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,696 explode everywhere! Watch where you're exploding. 278 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,998 So here's your data, all right? 279 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,235 Guys will down for a three, at least, right? 280 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,604 Serena's getting an eight and a half. 281 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,273 Girls are different but think about this. 282 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,276 Are they five and a half points different? 283 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,177 I don't think so. 284 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,645 That's why I think Aiden is already in there. 285 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,883 And the truth is, that they are not even four points different. 286 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,951 So that means that I have a shot. 287 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,922 So yeah. Go ahead and put that data in your pipe and suck it. 288 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,724 Okay. All right. 289 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,592 Look at them. 290 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:47,665 I mean, they look like just simple creatures to me. 291 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:55,239 Ten counts says they're talking about periods and push-up bras. 292 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:56,741 Jen's easy. 293 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,378 Ten years from now, a high-powered attorney. 294 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,112 I like that. 295 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,748 Yeah, she'll be chewing up men for a living. 296 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,484 And spitting them out. Argh! 297 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,021 What about kids? 298 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,557 What about them? Oh. 299 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,792 Do you think you'll ever want them? 300 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,160 Em, I am one. 301 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,530 I'm sure as hell not thinking about having one. 302 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,399 Okay, Serena's turn. 303 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,700 Oh, you're a writer. 304 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,436 Ah, awesome. Thank you. 305 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,205 What about em? 306 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:31,375 That... that is also easy. President of Sierra club. 307 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,512 President of the peace corps. 308 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,613 President of the United States. 309 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:39,016 Okay, okay. You guys are nuts. We're not nuts. 310 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,385 You're the most brilliant girl I've ever met. 311 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,955 And you won most likely to succeed. 312 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,823 And yearbooks do not lie. 313 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,560 Wait, em... em is editor of the yearbook. 314 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,763 How do we know that she didn't rig it? 315 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:57,602 Because I won most likely to succeed? 316 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,571 - Wait, what's that mean? - Oh, come on. 317 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,908 No, everybody knows that most likely to succeed 318 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,909 is just code for biggest nerd. 319 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,978 Em, no. No, no, no, no, no. No it's not. 320 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:11,449 It's not code for anything. It means that people believe in you. 321 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,918 Says the girl who won best body. Aw! 322 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,652 Come on, em. 323 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,155 So I have a good body, big fuckin' what? 324 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,124 It is not something to take for granted, trust me. 325 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:24,295 Neither is people thinking that you're smart, trust me. 326 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,097 Okay, Lily's turn. 327 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:29,267 Uh, please. I'm a lost cause. 328 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,601 Aw! 329 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,638 I am also a lost cause. 330 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,742 Kiss my ass! 331 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,979 Lily, wait for me! 332 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,335 - There's still so much - I wish I could ask you. 333 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,305 Show you, share with you. 334 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,319 It doesn't get any better than this. 335 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,259 It's funny how that thought comforts me 336 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,696 and scares the shit out of me at the same time. 337 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:36,634 On one hand, I'm so grateful 338 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,269 for these guys. 339 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:44,742 For Lily, for this day, for this moment. 340 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,144 On the other hand, I've got this gut feeling 341 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,514 it's only going to get harder from here on out. 342 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,450 How could it not? 343 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,318 Look at us. 344 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,455 This has gotta be the easy part, right? 345 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:07,531 What's it going to be like when this little adventure that we're on 346 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,434 takes some real twists and turns? 347 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,537 Settle an argument for me. 348 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,040 May I? 349 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,945 Oh. 350 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,017 Is Jen right? 351 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,520 She really does think all guys are assholes. 352 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,924 She's probably right. 353 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,027 Wow. 354 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:40,264 I don't think you're an asshole. 355 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:43,267 May be I'm not like other guys. 356 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:47,204 Or maybe assholes are just assholes 357 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,406 and you are like most guys. 358 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,407 Oh, so I am like most guys? 359 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,109 No, that's not what I meant. 360 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,011 I... I'm kidding. 361 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,521 So do you think you're ready? 362 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,389 For what? 363 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,558 Leaving home. 364 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,928 College, all of it. 365 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,864 As ready as I'll ever be, right? 366 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,233 That is just it. 367 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:20,638 I don't think I'm as ready as I could have been. 368 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,642 What do you mean? 369 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,545 Well, I just... I think there are some things 370 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,114 I could have or should have done before going. 371 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,549 Like what? 372 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,285 I don't know. 373 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,189 Like... 374 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,793 Like dated more. 375 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:46,397 Maybe I should have dated more. 376 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,867 Em, you have plenty of time for that. 377 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:54,171 Plus, how may high school idiots can you date anyway? 378 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,976 I wondered though if maybe dating more in high school 379 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,846 would have made me better at dating in college. 380 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,749 "Better at dating?" Sure. 381 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:06,917 It takes practice, right? 382 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,687 It gets better with practice, right? Em, 383 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,323 you don't need to practice dating. 384 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:15,526 Well, it's easy for you to say. 385 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:19,263 I'm sure you've done all the dating that you wanted. 386 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,299 Don't be so sure. 387 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,436 You're saying... 388 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:29,640 You're saying there's someone that you wanted to date, but didn't? 389 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,143 Are you nuts, of course. 390 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:47,191 Ah, dude, thank you so much. Wait, did he make it? 391 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,593 - So sweet. - No, no, no. 392 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,495 He almost made it. 393 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,297 It was a great fuckin' effort. 394 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:57,401 Almost only counts in horseshoes and junior high sex, right, Jen? 395 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:58,636 I'm sorry, buddy. 396 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:03,140 I know I promised but some things just have to be shared. 397 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,742 Yes, they do. 398 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,813 Do they? 399 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,685 What does that mean? No, don't you dare. 400 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:16,487 Oh, screw that. 401 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:17,855 Dare away. 402 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,290 What? Come on, em. 403 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,559 Some things have to be shared. 404 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:24,428 No, seriously. I will kill you. 405 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,997 You will thank me. No, no. 406 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,034 It's time for the cat to be out of that bag. 407 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,268 Maybe these guys can help you. 408 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,537 No, no, no, I don't know about this, you guys. 409 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:34,305 I'm with Lily on this one. 410 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:38,876 No, I do not care who you're with, not another word. 411 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,415 Not another word. 412 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,283 Sorry, em. Should be. 413 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:46,750 What... 414 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:49,153 Sorry. What, wait, no. That's it? 415 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,555 Yeah. That's bullshit. 416 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:52,990 Actually, I mean... 417 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,625 I think it's really impressive. 418 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,460 Shut up. No, no, no, no. Think about it. 419 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:59,296 I mean, guys would never let each other off the hook like that. 420 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,764 Girls are so much sweeter. 421 00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:03,534 Okay, that's bullshit, and sexist. 422 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:06,136 - What are you talking about? Hmm-mmm. Sexist. 423 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:09,039 What? How is that sexist? I was trying to be nice. 424 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:13,244 Anytime you make a generalization based on gender, that's sexist. 425 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:15,246 Argh! Blow me, dyke. 426 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,081 - You fucking asshole! - Oscar! 427 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:20,150 What... you think all guys are assholes, so... 428 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:21,318 Yeah, I do because they are, Oscar. 429 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,088 Okay, and is that not, you know, sexist, Jen? 430 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,556 I mean, okay, I guess I clearly don't understand women. 431 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:29,326 I mean, it's not like I said chicks are more manipulative or controlling. 432 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,262 I know you're trying to be complimentary 433 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:33,597 but really you're just putting all of us in a box. 434 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,767 Oh, fucking, just shoot me in the face, dude. Okay. 435 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:37,568 No. You know what, okay, hold on. 436 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:40,738 Is it sexist to say that men are physically stronger than women? 437 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,339 Yeah. No, it's not. It's a fact. 438 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:45,943 And is it sexist to say that men are smarter than women? 439 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,344 No, 'cause you guys are dumb. 440 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,446 Oh, my god! And that's a fact too. 441 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:50,748 - Yeah. - You've got to go. 442 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,850 Jen is right. You're an asshole. 443 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,520 What? Okay, so you agree with them? 444 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:57,621 No, actually, I don't. 445 00:25:57,623 --> 00:26:01,025 Doesn't mean we can't have a civilized conversation about it. 446 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,761 - Thank you, Jesse. - Yes. 447 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,664 But you don't agree with me, 448 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:10,100 you think it's okay to put all this in a box? 449 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,336 Jesse? 450 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:20,044 Okay, okay, ah... 451 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,248 You know what this is? 452 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,482 Mmm-mmm. Yes. 453 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,451 A molding of Lily's clitoris. 454 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,186 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my god! 455 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,955 Look at it though. No, it's a goddess. 456 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,791 You actually never shock me. It's a goddess. 457 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:34,325 That was too far. 458 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:36,727 Well, that doesn't shock me either... It's a goddess. 459 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,729 Shh... You fucking feminist hippie. 460 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,998 So do you like it? 461 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,499 Yeah. I love it. You know that. 462 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:45,469 I think it's really... It's beautiful! 463 00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:46,937 Thank you. Yeah. 464 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,739 So let me ask you. 465 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:51,075 Why is the goddess beautiful? 466 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,444 What do you mean? What makes it beautiful? 467 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:58,482 Uh, well, what are you, a fuckin lawyer all of a sudden? 468 00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,317 No, no, I just... 469 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,820 I just think it's a shame we're all getting so caught up 470 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,189 in saying and doing all the right things 471 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:09,026 that we can't even say what's beautiful about something. 472 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,996 Why do I wear her around my neck? 473 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:13,931 Why? 474 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,200 Because she is beautiful. 475 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:18,502 She's calm. 476 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:19,837 She's wise. 477 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:20,671 She's gentle. 478 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:24,274 She's fair, she's nurturing, she's powerful. 479 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,378 She's mysterious, she's adventurous, 480 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:30,748 she's fearless. She's a protector. 481 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:33,851 And, yes, she is sweet. 482 00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:40,224 If you think that's sexist, so be it. 483 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:47,297 I think it's pretty damn sexy. 484 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:51,435 So what? A guy can't be all those things? 485 00:27:51,903 --> 00:27:54,705 Man, if you think that's what I'm trying to say... 486 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:56,940 I strive to be all those things. 487 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:59,309 These are qualities I admire. 488 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:02,446 I think you are all of those things. 489 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:03,180 That's why I love you. 490 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,517 So I guess you loved me for just the other reasons. 491 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,218 Who says I love you. 492 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,322 I need a beer. Oh, Bobby! 493 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:16,393 Seriously, goddammit. 494 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,762 Dude, you're not going to fucking ruin my buzz today. 495 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:21,031 You need to figure your shit out. 496 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,299 I don't get it, like... 497 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,902 So we're not going to the same school. 498 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:27,604 You and me aren't. Aiden and I aren't. 499 00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:33,243 - What? - It's not the same. 500 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:33,744 It's not. 501 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:37,114 Ever since the beginning it's always been you and Bobby. 502 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,450 It was Jesse and Bobby. Jesse and Bobby. 503 00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:40,350 It's always been Jesse and Bobby. 504 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:44,188 You guys won best couple in the yearbook, for Christ's sakes. 505 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,489 - What? - What? 506 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:48,058 What? What? 507 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,427 You and Bobby 508 00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,329 got the most votes 509 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:53,230 for best couple 510 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,200 but miss Obed knew you guys weren't actually a real couple 511 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,434 so she gave it to the runner-up. 512 00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:59,369 Oh, my god. Are you being serious? 513 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:00,437 Yeah. Wait a second. 514 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:03,707 I thought Jesse and Lily won best couple. 515 00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:04,742 Not exactly. 516 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:07,144 He's being a bit sensitive, isn't he? 517 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:10,380 So we aren't going to the same school. None of us are. 518 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,382 But that doesn't mean... No, no, no, no. 519 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,951 Did you and I win best couple? 520 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:17,788 No, we did not. So why're you telling me? 521 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:33,337 This a private party? 522 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,478 Let me ask you something. 523 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:44,481 Why are you taking this thing so hard? 524 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:47,050 How am I supposed to take it when my best friend 525 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:48,452 tells me he doesn't wanna hang out anymore? 526 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:52,489 What... do you think that's what I'm saying? Aren't you? 527 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:12,910 We won best couple. 528 00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:15,012 What? 529 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:16,713 Apparently, 530 00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:18,849 according to Emily, you and I 531 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:21,885 got the most votes for best couple. 532 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:23,687 Isn't that something? 533 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,722 Sure, we deserved it. 534 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,291 Jesse and Bobby. 535 00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,331 Jesse and Bobby. 536 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,034 Who's better than us? 537 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,873 I think 538 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:46,443 you might just be the best "best friend." 539 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,886 So why did you change your mind? 540 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,236 We would have an absolute blast 541 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,571 if we went to school together. 542 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,641 Jesse and Bobby. 543 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:20,611 I fucking love Jesse and Bobby. 544 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:22,479 It's who I am. 545 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,781 I'm not going to a different school 546 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:27,551 'cause I don't want to hang out anymore. 547 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,919 I'm going 548 00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:32,189 because I gotta know who Jesse is 549 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,791 without Jesse and Bobby. 550 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,671 I'm gonna go check on Lily. 551 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,773 Wanna head back? 552 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:54,111 I'll head over in a bit. 553 00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:55,579 All right. 554 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,994 Anybody wanna go on a walk? 555 00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:20,764 Go on a fucking walk. 556 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:21,665 Go on a walk. 557 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:25,035 I don't want to... Jesus, come on, man. 558 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,336 Fine. 559 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,010 You're, um... 560 00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:36,313 You're going to Boulder, right? Mmm-hmm. 561 00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:41,385 It's awesome. It should be... Be really fun. 562 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:43,086 Mmm-hmm. 563 00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:50,460 It's funny, we haven't really hung out that much. 564 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:53,363 What do you mean? We're always together. 565 00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:56,033 I guess. I mean... 566 00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:57,601 Uh... 567 00:33:58,302 --> 00:33:59,669 I mean, we're together 'cause 568 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,039 we have the same friends, you know. 569 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,907 But, we never really... 570 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:06,410 Talk, or, you know, hang out. 571 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,377 All right, I'll tell you what? 572 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,280 Let's... let's make up for that right now. 573 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,482 Okay, uh... 574 00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:13,617 Yeah, sure. 575 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:17,254 All right. Well, fire away. Ask me anything. 576 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:19,489 Uh... 577 00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:22,192 Fire away. Okay. Uh... 578 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,829 Did you like high school? 579 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,230 Yes. 580 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,266 I mean, yeah. 581 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,701 I don't know. I... 582 00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:36,106 Maybe. Ask me again in 10 years. 583 00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:37,040 Okay. 584 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:39,276 Okay, my turn. Okay. 585 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,344 Favorite five? 586 00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:42,345 Favorite what? 587 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,614 Favorite five. The essentials. 588 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,550 Favorite color. Uh-huh. 589 00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:47,284 Favorite food. Okay. 590 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:50,754 Favorite song. Favorite movie. Favorite position. 591 00:34:51,155 --> 00:34:53,457 You're just a little bit crazy, aren't you? 592 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,258 Well, aren't we all? 593 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:57,127 Well? 594 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:58,295 Uh... 595 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,096 Okay, all right. 596 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:00,530 So it's color first, right? 597 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,765 Mmm-hmm. Okay, color. 598 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,767 That's easy. Umm... 599 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,302 How about... 600 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,274 I'm gonna go 601 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,976 right there. 602 00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:16,346 Sunset-y blue. 603 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,815 Sunset-y blue? Yeah. 604 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,918 I didn't realize that was a color. 605 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,590 Ah, see, it's not just a color, all right. 606 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:29,092 It's my favorite color. Oh. 607 00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:43,273 Happens every day. 608 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,945 That's you and me, you know. 609 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,216 We happen every day. 610 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,754 Here comes the "but." 611 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:02,592 But... I knew it. 612 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,629 What do you know? 613 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:08,899 Not much. 614 00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:11,701 I know 615 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:15,071 we're both thinking the same thing. 616 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,874 Oh. What's that? 617 00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:23,180 That maybe 618 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:27,617 this is supposed to be our last sunset together. 619 00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:30,720 Our last 620 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:33,523 magical, unforgettable sunset. 621 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,968 What do we do? 622 00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:49,272 I don't know. 623 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,743 Well, we're kinda running out of time here. 624 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:56,713 Let's make a list. 625 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,748 What... are you serious? 626 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,017 Pros and cons of breaking-up. Uh-huh. 627 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,719 We're both thinking the same thing. 628 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,222 So, just, we'll put it out there. 629 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:06,623 Put it out there. 630 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:07,691 And... 631 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,359 Let's get them out there. Let's just... 632 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,894 Okay, pros for breaking-up. Let's go. 633 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,829 Pros for breaking-up. 634 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:13,997 Pro. 635 00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:18,134 We... we wouldn't have to do the long distance thing. 636 00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:19,169 I mean... 637 00:37:19,171 --> 00:37:20,770 People say it's brutal. Yeah. 638 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,073 And we wouldn't have to be that pathetic freshmen, 639 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:25,508 waiting around for our boyfriend or girlfriend 640 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:28,612 when everyone else is out experiencing new things. 641 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,647 Right. Cool things. 642 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:32,749 Yeah. 643 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:38,255 You can kiss as many guys as you wanted. 644 00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:41,458 And you can kiss as many girls as you wanted. 645 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,426 Yeah. 646 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,062 Uh, in fact, you could do whatever you wanted. 647 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,798 You could do whatever you wanted. 648 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,634 It's pretty enticing. 649 00:37:51,535 --> 00:37:53,436 Yeah, it is. 650 00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:58,141 Okay, cons for breaking-up. 651 00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:02,612 I've got this breathtaking girl. 652 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:10,020 And I've got this beautiful boy. 653 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:15,125 And I'd miss her like crazy. 654 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,495 I'd miss him like crazy. 655 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:25,001 While I was out experiencing all these new things, 656 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:25,935 I feel like I just 657 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:28,738 want to be in my pathetic dorm room. 658 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:32,676 Pathetically waiting for my girlfriend to show up. 659 00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:36,813 Yeah, I can see myself being pretty 660 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:39,149 pathetic. 661 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,121 So? 662 00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:49,459 So? 663 00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:49,786 I wish it didn't have to end. 664 00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,562 Who says it has to? 665 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,110 To today, boys. 666 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:17,113 Everything is possible. 667 00:40:22,386 --> 00:40:24,354 Stay in shape forever, man. 668 00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:47,103 You know how in every movie about space 669 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,772 someone always asks something like, 670 00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:51,040 um, 671 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:53,776 "do you ever wonder 672 00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:57,080 "somewhere out there, in the sky 673 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,617 "if there are people 674 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:04,587 "looking up at us just like we're looking up at them?" 675 00:42:05,222 --> 00:42:06,990 I love that. 676 00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:08,525 Like, maybe 677 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:12,228 there are eight other friends 678 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:14,764 out there just like us 679 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,268 looking up at the earth. 680 00:42:18,270 --> 00:42:19,602 I doubt it. 681 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:21,538 I don't know. 682 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:26,109 I mean, there's an infinite amount of space out there, right? 683 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,412 Uh, infinity... 684 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,782 It's so hard to wrap your brain around it. 685 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:35,485 It's like that monkey. 686 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:39,556 What monkey? 687 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,427 You know, it's... It's the, uh... 688 00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:46,195 It's the theory, right? 689 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,697 Like you... If you put a monkey 690 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,265 in front of a typewriter... Excuse me. 691 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:52,502 For infinity, eventually... Okay, thanks. 692 00:42:52,504 --> 00:42:54,971 It's going to write Hamlet. 693 00:42:56,273 --> 00:42:58,007 That's ridiculous. 694 00:42:58,108 --> 00:42:59,542 I don't buy that. 695 00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:00,877 I don't know what there is to buy. 696 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,079 A monkey's not going to type Hamlet. 697 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,648 What, it's gonna get every letter perfectly in the right order 698 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,784 including all the capitals and punctuation? 699 00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:08,318 Eventually, yeah. 700 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,254 You guys are fucking crazy. There's no way... 701 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:11,754 We're not crazy. 702 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:14,657 You just don't understand the meaning of infinity. 703 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,194 Okay, all right. All right. Emily, I'm sorry. Uh... 704 00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:20,129 Before my friends rudely interrupted you 705 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:24,100 about some childish genius monkey typer thing, 706 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:24,734 you were... 707 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:28,004 You were pondering life on other planets. 708 00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:30,206 My whole life, 709 00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:33,309 I've loved knowing that I have 710 00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:35,411 the coolest, 711 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,080 best friends in the world. 712 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:39,415 - Thank you. But... - Of course. 713 00:43:41,986 --> 00:43:44,420 We're going to college. 714 00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:47,924 For four years. 715 00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:50,293 At least. 716 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,594 At least. 717 00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:54,430 So like those people looking up at the stars, 718 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:56,265 I wonder if I'll find 719 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:58,334 another you. 720 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:01,804 Or another Lily. 721 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,173 Or another Serena. 722 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:08,244 Kinda hope I do. 723 00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:12,849 You're right, it's weird. 724 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:16,152 We're gonna have a whole new group of friends. 725 00:44:17,788 --> 00:44:19,489 New everything. 726 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,224 New beds. 727 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:23,593 I love my bed. 728 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:25,428 Yeah, a lot of guys do. 729 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:30,133 New chill spots. New guys. 730 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:32,602 New girls. Any girls. 731 00:44:32,604 --> 00:44:34,103 New rules. 732 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:35,405 No rules. 733 00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:36,506 No curfew. 734 00:44:36,508 --> 00:44:38,441 No fucking curfew. 735 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:39,676 No sneaking out. 736 00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:41,144 Or in. Or in. 737 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,082 No parents. 738 00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:53,956 No parents. 739 00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:57,794 No family. 740 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,510 It's beautiful, isn't it? 741 00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:17,013 Just all of us sitting here together. 742 00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:18,948 Quiet. 743 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:23,352 Can't help wondering what you guys are thinking about right now. 744 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:24,554 We were probably always 745 00:45:24,556 --> 00:45:26,622 thinking the same thing, right? 746 00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:28,624 Not the exact same thing, 747 00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:30,727 but similar. 748 00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:36,199 Probably thinking about how amazing today was. 749 00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,001 Jesse, man. 750 00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:41,170 Thank you for this day. 751 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:43,840 You're probably all thinking about tomorrow. 752 00:45:45,142 --> 00:45:49,112 Venturing off to god knows where and what. 753 00:45:50,347 --> 00:45:51,981 But that's tomorrow. 754 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:55,752 You know, that's over there. 755 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:57,787 And before tomorrow happens, 756 00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:00,857 and the day after that, and the day after that, 757 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,028 all we have is right here. 758 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,268 Amen, brother. 759 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:13,803 Right. 760 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:16,172 Everything that... That matters 761 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:17,573 is right here. 762 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,576 I mean, think about that. 763 00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:22,345 While you guys are thinking about that, 764 00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:24,547 I want you to think about one more thing. 765 00:46:24,748 --> 00:46:28,618 And this is actually mainly just to 766 00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:30,853 Jen and/or Emily. 767 00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:34,023 I want you to think about this. 768 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,958 And I mean this more than anything 769 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,194 I have ever said before. 770 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,864 I am 771 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:45,501 pretty amazing at eating pussy. 772 00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:47,937 Okay, no. All right. Okay. Hold it. 773 00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:50,239 That might have come out a little wrong. That's... 774 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:52,241 I'm not... I'm just saying 775 00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:54,410 I'm a generous lover. 776 00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:57,713 Like, I enjoy giving back... 777 00:46:57,715 --> 00:46:59,582 No. To the people. 778 00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:00,817 What? 779 00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:02,485 What? 780 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:03,653 No... all right. Okay. 781 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:04,587 Aiden... 782 00:47:04,589 --> 00:47:06,756 We'll go back to the infinity monkey thing. 783 00:47:06,758 --> 00:47:09,659 Infinity? You want to talk about that now? 784 00:47:11,295 --> 00:47:11,994 Emily story. 785 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:13,262 Tell me the Emily story. Oh. 786 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:15,231 You have to tell me the Emily story. 787 00:47:15,233 --> 00:47:15,765 No. Not a chance. 788 00:47:15,767 --> 00:47:18,267 Come on. I will literally do anything for you, Emily. 789 00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:20,469 Emily. Emily. I will do anything for you. 790 00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,705 Just let Lily tell the story, please. 791 00:47:22,707 --> 00:47:25,274 Come on, throw him a bone. 792 00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:27,443 Anything? 793 00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:29,011 Anything. 794 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:34,717 You'll thank me for it. Trust me. 795 00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:37,653 I'm gonna need another beer. 796 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:38,821 Fucking right! 797 00:47:38,823 --> 00:47:41,891 You better be a man of your word. 798 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:50,900 So I can? 799 00:47:52,302 --> 00:47:52,935 Em? 800 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,503 No, stop. I can't do it. 801 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,271 No. What? No. 802 00:47:55,273 --> 00:47:57,707 Okay, you're fucking killing me right now. 803 00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,008 Go. Go. 804 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,945 Em wears pads. 805 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:04,914 Yeah, like for her 806 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:07,316 period or whatever? I mean, so what? 807 00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:07,917 Oh, my god. 808 00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:10,119 See, this is what I'm talking about. That's all they fucking do. 809 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:12,021 They just talk about tampons and shit. 810 00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:14,957 The fact that she wears pads in meaningless. 811 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:17,627 Okay, so the deal if off. It's fine. 812 00:48:17,629 --> 00:48:20,897 But why she wears pads... Oh, my god. 813 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:23,866 They don't fit! 814 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:28,871 They don't fit. I can't wear tampons because I can't get them in. 815 00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:32,975 What... 816 00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:34,543 I mean, that's... 817 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:36,812 That's pretty cool. 'Cause like... 818 00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:39,849 I mean, that must mean you're really 819 00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:41,250 tight. 820 00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:44,921 Which is super dope. 821 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:47,290 Right? 822 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,625 Thank you, but it is definitely not dope. 823 00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:52,528 I don't mean to be graphic, but... 824 00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:54,964 Have you... 825 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,766 You all, like, tried to help? 826 00:48:56,768 --> 00:48:58,200 Yeah, we like, tried one day. 827 00:48:58,202 --> 00:48:59,001 That's what girlfriends are for. 828 00:48:59,003 --> 00:49:01,103 I cannot believe we're having this conversation. 829 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:05,408 I have yet to conduct a very thorough search party. 830 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:10,179 I can help. 831 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:11,314 Of course you can. 832 00:49:11,316 --> 00:49:12,949 I'm dead serious. 833 00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:13,683 I can help. 834 00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:16,786 Everybody should know their bodies inside and out. 835 00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:18,321 Found your purpose in life. 836 00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:20,856 Dude, I think you're absolutely right. 837 00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:22,892 I will conduct my own search party 838 00:49:22,894 --> 00:49:25,328 - whenever I damn please. - Yeah! 839 00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:26,963 Aye, aye, captain. 840 00:49:26,965 --> 00:49:29,231 Buried gold in them there waters. 841 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:32,969 Just waiting to be found. 842 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,978 Oh, shit. 843 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:47,116 Speaking of finding gold. 844 00:49:48,852 --> 00:49:50,720 Forgot I had these. 845 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,290 I was going to propose a little 846 00:49:54,524 --> 00:49:56,158 sunset trip. 847 00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:59,161 What do you think? Too late. 848 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,799 Uh, I'm good, brother. 849 00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:06,202 Don't think I can be any happier. 850 00:50:06,903 --> 00:50:09,205 All right guys, no worries. 851 00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:10,706 I'll, um... 852 00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:13,009 I'll do it with you. 853 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:19,749 Why not? 854 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,652 Right. Yeah. Sure, of course. 855 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:26,389 What is she doing? 856 00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:40,069 I... 857 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:42,571 You've obviously never rolled with Aiden before. 858 00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:45,107 - Shut up. - What? What's up? 859 00:50:50,013 --> 00:50:52,314 I'd like to say a little something 860 00:50:52,316 --> 00:50:53,883 before taking it. 861 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:58,320 I'm more ceremonial. 862 00:51:05,195 --> 00:51:07,129 Does that sound weird? 863 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:11,834 It sounds nice. 864 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,536 Okay. 865 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,442 You guys will be missed. 866 00:51:19,676 --> 00:51:21,911 But, with us in spirit. 867 00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,646 Yes, we are. 868 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:25,314 Or we will. 869 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:31,153 I don't want to get too 870 00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:33,789 carried away or anything but, uh... 871 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:42,264 Thank you for joining me. 872 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:47,403 Don't I get to say something? 873 00:51:49,573 --> 00:51:51,073 Yeah, sorry. 874 00:51:55,812 --> 00:51:57,012 Sorry, Emily. 875 00:51:57,014 --> 00:51:59,548 You can look at all the planets, 876 00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:02,952 or colleges, that you like, 877 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:06,288 but you will never find what we have. 878 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,257 You three 879 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:13,162 are my everything. 880 00:52:15,198 --> 00:52:16,832 I love you guys. 881 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:18,734 I love you. 882 00:52:20,837 --> 00:52:24,173 Thank you for letting me join you. 883 00:52:41,258 --> 00:52:43,359 There's no turning back now. 884 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,661 I'm jealous. 885 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:47,730 This is my favorite part. 886 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:50,432 Why? What do you mean? 887 00:52:50,634 --> 00:52:52,668 The sweet anticipation. 888 00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:54,036 Exactly. 889 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,739 - I don't know about that. - I actually think 890 00:52:56,741 --> 00:52:58,340 the most fun part about it is that 891 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:01,944 it gives me just insane staminance. 892 00:53:02,712 --> 00:53:04,246 Are you fucking serious? 893 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:05,447 I literally... I can't come on it. 894 00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:07,850 - Oh, thank you for that. - I can't. 895 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:09,185 Staminance? 896 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:11,554 Staminance, yeah. 897 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:13,355 - Okay. - What? 898 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:14,757 You're over buzzed. 899 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:15,257 Why am I... 900 00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:17,860 How is that hopeless? That's staminance. 901 00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:21,130 The fuck? 902 00:53:22,899 --> 00:53:25,000 Emily asked if I'm ready. 903 00:53:26,002 --> 00:53:27,336 Hell, no. 904 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,539 I mean, 905 00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:34,510 throw a whole bunch of scared shitless, confused kids 906 00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:36,011 into a brand new world. 907 00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:40,282 And, oh, yeah, let's make sure they're totally alone. 908 00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:45,221 I mean, whose fucking great idea was that? 909 00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:50,392 That's why I'm taking it so hard. 910 00:53:53,597 --> 00:53:55,231 I'm scared too. 911 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,300 Yeah, we all are. 912 00:53:58,668 --> 00:54:00,035 You're scared? 913 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,570 Of course. 914 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,739 Never seen you scared. 915 00:54:03,807 --> 00:54:06,408 You're the toughest girl know. 916 00:54:07,344 --> 00:54:08,444 Really? 917 00:54:08,446 --> 00:54:09,678 Yeah. 918 00:54:10,447 --> 00:54:13,682 I always assumed you thought I was kind of a nerd? 919 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:14,650 A nerd? 920 00:54:14,652 --> 00:54:18,520 I voted you most likely to succeed. We all did. 921 00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:22,258 I... I think we're all just nervous about 922 00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:25,761 leaving home and starting something new. 923 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,263 - But... - But 924 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:30,299 that's also the coolest part about it. 925 00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:31,667 Exactly. 926 00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:34,403 The thing that makes it terrifying, 927 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:39,375 is the same thing that makes it fucking awesome. 928 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:43,112 I mean, we get to get out of here 929 00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:46,015 and start all over. 930 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:48,550 That's just it, though. 931 00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:51,654 I really like this. 932 00:54:52,856 --> 00:54:54,890 I really liked it here. 933 00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:58,193 Shit, I... 934 00:54:58,328 --> 00:54:59,728 I love this. 935 00:54:59,929 --> 00:55:01,263 We all do. 936 00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:03,265 Speak for yourself. 937 00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:05,434 We all do. Even Jen. 938 00:55:06,102 --> 00:55:08,170 But this isn't going anywhere. 939 00:55:08,238 --> 00:55:09,505 We are. 940 00:55:11,074 --> 00:55:12,508 All I know, 941 00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:16,912 or knew, anyway... 942 00:55:17,747 --> 00:55:22,151 But it seemed a little less horrible with my best friend there. 943 00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,853 Maybe that makes me a coward. 944 00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:36,432 It's a precious and fragile thing, 945 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:38,634 someone counting on you. 946 00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:42,071 You were always there for everyone, dad. 947 00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:44,440 Oscar. 948 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:46,875 Oscar... 949 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:49,378 Weren't you afraid of letting them down? 950 00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,247 - Hmm? - Let me get another. 951 00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:02,257 No. 952 00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:05,794 There's... there aren't... There's no more, man. 953 00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:09,898 Nope. Gone. All right. 954 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,834 I'm gonna get some more. 955 00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:14,703 You should grab me one. 956 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:23,112 - What's up? - So, what's up? 957 00:56:23,114 --> 00:56:25,214 Can I at least sit on the couch? 958 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:33,021 I would give my life for these guys. 959 00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:36,158 But that's easy to say, isn't it? 960 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,493 Don't get too close, Oscar. 961 00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:43,899 I don't know what you're about to do to me. 962 00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:45,834 If I'm being honest, 963 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,536 I'm not sure I'd do a great job 964 00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:49,204 of actually putting their lives, 965 00:56:49,206 --> 00:56:52,141 their hopes and dreams before mine. 966 00:56:52,809 --> 00:56:54,476 Am I supposed to? 967 00:56:54,478 --> 00:56:55,811 Did you? 968 00:56:58,681 --> 00:57:00,048 I guess 969 00:57:00,216 --> 00:57:01,617 my brain knows. 970 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:02,484 But my heart still sees 971 00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:04,887 my parents like I did when I was a little kid 972 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,722 and I kind of love that. 973 00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:08,791 Really? 974 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,094 I'm jealous. 975 00:57:13,029 --> 00:57:15,697 Wait, what're we talking about here, what? 976 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:18,734 The punch-the-gut moment 977 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:21,270 when you realize your parents are 978 00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:24,473 flawed and screwed up human beings 979 00:57:24,475 --> 00:57:26,742 just like everybody else. 980 00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:29,545 It's brutal. 981 00:57:31,147 --> 00:57:33,582 It's really like a moment though? 982 00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:35,651 I feel like... 983 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:38,921 I feel like it's more like a process. 984 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:41,924 Like a... like a rite of passage. 985 00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:43,859 You know, like... 986 00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:46,862 Like every kid has to go through it. 987 00:57:48,498 --> 00:57:49,898 Not every kid. 988 00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:57,606 I've never really thought about it before. 989 00:57:58,107 --> 00:57:59,341 But 990 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,344 maybe I just discovered the one 991 00:58:02,346 --> 00:58:04,580 beautiful thing about my dad, 992 00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:06,748 passing away when he did. 993 00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:11,153 In my eyes, 994 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,156 my dad is perfect. 995 00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,593 It's the only way I ever saw him. 996 00:58:18,294 --> 00:58:21,497 And it's the only way I will ever see him. 997 00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:25,400 My dad will always be perfect. 998 00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:28,737 He is perfect, man. 999 00:58:31,474 --> 00:58:34,743 Well, for me it was a moment. 1000 00:58:36,646 --> 00:58:37,946 One moment. 1001 00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:41,283 It was the day after my 16th birthday and 1002 00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:44,019 I was still sad the night before 'cause 1003 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,755 my dad got in yet another fight 1004 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,558 with his flavor of the month girlfriend and 1005 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,461 basically ruined my birthday. 1006 00:58:55,498 --> 00:58:58,667 He whispered something to her at the restaurant and 1007 00:58:58,669 --> 00:58:59,835 the next thing I knew, 1008 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:01,336 she stormed out. 1009 00:59:02,906 --> 00:59:07,943 You know, it was actually a thrill to see the bitch go. 1010 00:59:10,179 --> 00:59:12,514 But even though he stayed, 1011 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,486 he wasn't really there. 1012 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:21,523 His mind and his heart 1013 00:59:21,525 --> 00:59:24,426 were clearly somewhere else. 1014 00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,965 And maybe I'm being like, 1015 00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:31,400 a bit selfish, 1016 00:59:31,402 --> 00:59:35,470 but I sort of thought that 1017 00:59:36,039 --> 00:59:37,839 his mind and his heart 1018 00:59:37,841 --> 00:59:40,842 should be on his 16-year-old daughter. 1019 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:48,450 But the actual fight wasn't... 1020 00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:52,087 The... 1021 00:59:53,389 --> 00:59:56,525 The punch, it was the next day, 1022 00:59:57,260 --> 01:00:00,429 when I asked my dad what had happened, 1023 01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:04,366 turns out, he said to her, 1024 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:12,608 "you are the most beautiful woman in this restaurant." 1025 01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:21,750 And before pouring her wine on him and storming out, 1026 01:00:22,151 --> 01:00:23,919 she said, 1027 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:29,858 "how dare you look at every other woman in here." 1028 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:35,464 Wow. Yeah. 1029 01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,099 Wow. 1030 01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:42,771 And in that moment... 1031 01:00:43,539 --> 01:00:45,073 I asked myself, 1032 01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:46,074 "what kind of person..." 1033 01:00:46,076 --> 01:00:49,745 Can actually say something like that? No. 1034 01:00:52,882 --> 01:00:55,183 "What kind of person 1035 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:59,121 "would date a person 1036 01:01:01,290 --> 01:01:03,392 "who would say that?" 1037 01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,698 That was like 1038 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,536 a gut punch. 1039 01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:23,078 Yeah. 1040 01:01:28,017 --> 01:01:29,951 What are you doing? 1041 01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:31,753 What are you doing? 1042 01:01:31,755 --> 01:01:34,890 I don't know. You made me cry. 1043 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:40,228 Thanks. 1044 01:01:47,470 --> 01:01:49,071 Thanks. 1045 01:01:49,605 --> 01:01:51,506 Gonna miss you guys. 1046 01:01:53,676 --> 01:01:55,043 Honestly. 1047 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,645 Hmm. 1048 01:01:56,647 --> 01:01:57,779 I never thought 1049 01:01:57,781 --> 01:02:01,717 I would hear those words from your mouth. 1050 01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:03,385 I know. 1051 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:06,555 Who are you? It feels heart. 1052 01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:15,864 Oh, no, I was going to, um... 1053 01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:17,833 Ah, sorry, I thought... 1054 01:02:19,702 --> 01:02:22,237 Are you in a hurry to get back? 1055 01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:43,458 Get good grades. 1056 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:47,729 Get your extra-curriculars going. 1057 01:02:49,298 --> 01:02:50,866 Get sat tutors. 1058 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:54,870 Get good sat scores. Get into a good school. 1059 01:02:55,004 --> 01:02:57,973 I just realized the entire purpose of my life so far 1060 01:02:57,975 --> 01:03:00,408 is been to get into college. 1061 01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:02,244 That's true. 1062 01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:06,114 And what do we do now? 1063 01:03:06,415 --> 01:03:06,882 What do we do 1064 01:03:06,884 --> 01:03:10,585 now that we've done the thing we've spent our entire life doing. 1065 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:17,959 I guess we do the next thing we'll spend our entire life doing. 1066 01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:23,431 So, I guess in a way our first life is over? 1067 01:03:26,702 --> 01:03:28,203 I guess it is. 1068 01:03:29,605 --> 01:03:31,139 Any regrets? 1069 01:03:35,444 --> 01:03:38,980 Who's got time for should have, would have, could haves? 1070 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,197 Em... 1071 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,071 I am not your type, I get it. 1072 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:04,506 Em... 1073 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,045 You're beautiful. 1074 01:04:10,746 --> 01:04:12,714 You're smart. 1075 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,818 You're every guy's type. 1076 01:04:18,888 --> 01:04:20,922 Not every guy's. 1077 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:27,128 I think you're amazing. I... I just... 1078 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:38,573 So if my first life 1079 01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:41,209 is over and my next life starts tomorrow, 1080 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:45,380 that kind of means this didn't happen, right? 1081 01:04:47,683 --> 01:04:49,851 A monkey can type Hamlet. 1082 01:04:49,853 --> 01:04:52,454 I guess that whole space-time continuum theory 1083 01:04:52,456 --> 01:04:54,823 can make this moment disappear. 1084 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,126 Wait... what moment? 1085 01:04:59,195 --> 01:05:00,562 What? 1086 01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:10,805 You know I was thinking of trying to get laid before going to college. 1087 01:05:11,340 --> 01:05:13,708 Yeah, I kind of figured that out. 1088 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:16,378 I was thinking it could be you. 1089 01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:18,546 Kind of figured that out too. 1090 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:05,327 It's magical, isn't it? 1091 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:07,829 Yes, it is. 1092 01:06:08,564 --> 01:06:10,465 It's a perfect... 1093 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,867 Chill spot, right? 1094 01:06:12,869 --> 01:06:14,269 That's exactly what I was going to say. 1095 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:17,372 Didn't know anybody else used that term. 1096 01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:25,146 Right tribe, and the right chill spot. 1097 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:28,750 That's all you need. 1098 01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:41,229 How long have I been rubbing this peach? 1099 01:06:57,947 --> 01:07:00,448 Fuck it! Come on, staminence! 1100 01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:03,184 Let's see how amazing you really are. 1101 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:05,820 What? What? 1102 01:07:07,089 --> 01:07:08,390 Are you coming or not? 1103 01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:11,092 With you? Yeah, let's go. 1104 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,562 Oh, yeah! Go! 1105 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:15,263 Fuck, yeah! 1106 01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:16,965 - Okay. - And bring a blanket. 1107 01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:18,099 Move, please. 1108 01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:19,934 Have fun storming the castle. 1109 01:07:19,936 --> 01:07:23,071 - Hurry up, staminence. - Coming. 1110 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,441 Look at this. 1111 01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:29,511 Incredible. 1112 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,585 I can't believe this is happening. 1113 01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:35,743 Kissing you feels... 1114 01:08:35,745 --> 01:08:38,279 I'm sorry, I know it's not... 1115 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:40,281 amazing. 1116 01:08:40,716 --> 01:08:41,649 What? 1117 01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:44,486 I think you're amazing. 1118 01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:49,090 What? 1119 01:08:49,725 --> 01:08:52,527 How did I not see it before? 1120 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:55,897 How did I not see you? 1121 01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:00,835 I think you're beautiful. 1122 01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,314 Ridiculous. Um... 1123 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:18,553 I guess good old-fashioned missionary for me. 1124 01:09:20,122 --> 01:09:22,290 I know, I know. It's pretty boring 1125 01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,592 as far as that stuff goes. 1126 01:09:54,456 --> 01:09:56,191 Is this really happening? 1127 01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:57,692 Yeah. 1128 01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,828 Is it boring enough for you? 1129 01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:05,767 It's the perfect amount of boring. 1130 01:10:22,818 --> 01:10:24,485 Purple, chicken and waffles... Uh-huh. 1131 01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:25,053 Shakedown street. 1132 01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:27,355 Dead poet society... Oh, and... Okay. 1133 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:30,091 Sixteen candles, the big Lebowski, dazed and confused, 1134 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:31,593 Annie hall, groundhog day... Uh-huh. 1135 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:33,161 One flew over the cuckoo's nest, 1136 01:10:33,163 --> 01:10:34,529 it's a wonderful life. Right. 1137 01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:36,397 Toy story, stand by me. 1138 01:10:36,832 --> 01:10:39,667 Breakfast club, fight club... 1139 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:40,668 I just... 1140 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,770 I could never pick just one. 1141 01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,572 So, yeah, uh... 1142 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:47,208 Oh, and... 1143 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:50,478 Being on top. 1144 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:53,047 I, uh... 1145 01:10:53,049 --> 01:10:55,316 I haven't seen that one. 1146 01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:57,552 It's not a movie. 1147 01:11:00,222 --> 01:11:01,689 Okay. 1148 01:11:05,361 --> 01:11:08,463 I don't ever want this to end. 1149 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:14,369 Oh, my god, it's not going to end, is it? 1150 01:11:14,670 --> 01:11:18,273 Oscar said it's really hard to come on ecstasy. 1151 01:11:19,074 --> 01:11:20,675 I mean, normally... 1152 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,176 I would have been coming by now. 1153 01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:25,413 Normally, I... I should be coming, you know. 1154 01:11:27,082 --> 01:11:28,983 But I'm not going to. 1155 01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:37,959 I'm so grateful for that. 1156 01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:46,467 I'm just so grateful for you. 1157 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:49,737 And for everything. 1158 01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:53,775 I'm just so fucking full of gratitude. 1159 01:11:56,445 --> 01:11:58,780 You were my answer, 1160 01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:00,081 Serena. 1161 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,119 Jesse asked us 1162 01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:07,722 what would make this day perfect. 1163 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:10,224 You said having sex with me? 1164 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:14,829 No. 1165 01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,966 I said, "telling you..." 1166 01:12:20,436 --> 01:12:22,537 Telling me what? 1167 01:12:24,573 --> 01:12:28,843 That I've loved you for... 1168 01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:31,145 Well, forever. 1169 01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:36,818 Pardon my manners. 1170 01:13:15,491 --> 01:13:17,792 So, maybe I was wrong. 1171 01:13:19,294 --> 01:13:21,729 Maybe when it's real love, 1172 01:13:22,498 --> 01:13:25,466 the falling-in-love part never ends. 1173 01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:29,404 You, um, want to head back? 1174 01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:31,105 Yeah. 1175 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:14,449 Oscar was right. 1176 01:14:15,818 --> 01:14:17,318 Not a bad day. 1177 01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:28,362 75. 1178 01:14:31,066 --> 01:14:32,767 What's that? 1179 01:14:33,535 --> 01:14:35,670 75 is 1180 01:14:35,672 --> 01:14:39,707 the miles from Berkeley to Santa Cruz. 1181 01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:43,945 75 is the miles 1182 01:14:43,947 --> 01:14:47,949 I will drop everything and drive whenever you need. 1183 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:53,454 75 is the miles I hope you'll drive whenever I need you. 1184 01:14:55,524 --> 01:14:57,091 Of course. 1185 01:14:58,093 --> 01:15:00,428 75 miles is nothing. 1186 01:15:00,796 --> 01:15:03,197 You won't be alone. 1187 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:15,009 75 miles is nothing. 1188 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,219 Good day, man. 1189 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:27,101 - Hi. - Hi. 1190 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:40,981 Uh, can I have my shirt? 1191 01:18:42,284 --> 01:18:44,885 Um, yeah. Yeah. 1192 01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:48,422 Thank you. 1193 01:19:06,641 --> 01:19:08,709 I'm going to go. 1194 01:23:20,028 --> 01:23:23,030 I wish you could see this. 1195 01:23:24,099 --> 01:23:26,600 Wish you could see them. 1196 01:23:29,137 --> 01:23:31,605 I wish you could see me. 1197 01:23:48,123 --> 01:23:50,157 Who am I? 1198 01:23:56,498 --> 01:23:58,732 I'm your son. 1198 01:23:59,305 --> 01:24:05,874 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/q4km Help other users to choose the best subtitles 82256

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