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No. 3 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,429 No, you can't do this to me. 4 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,598 I've given up everything for you. 5 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,366 Look, 6 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:38,103 what we have is special, baby. 7 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,039 I even told my wife! 8 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,173 Yeah. 9 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,708 Yesterday. 10 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,210 No. 11 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,047 She's filing for divorce and taking the kids. 12 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:51,550 Yeah, well, what did you expect? 13 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,552 Word gets out about our relationship, 14 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,687 my career is finished! 15 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:58,457 Because the education board frowns highly 16 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:00,325 on deans sleeping with their students! 17 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:02,694 No, I don't make a habit of it. There was only you... 18 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,596 What? 19 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,498 She meant nothing to me... 20 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,566 Or her... 21 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,634 Or her! 22 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,569 Hey, hey, hey. I never slept with her. 23 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,670 I'm sure I didn't. 24 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,338 And if I did... 25 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,741 If I did, I must have been really drunk. 26 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,809 Uh, look, look. 27 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,847 I love you, Dimpleface! 28 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,183 Yeah. 29 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:28,787 Yes, I received your break-up gift 30 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:31,256 and I don't think it is funny. 31 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:35,094 So what? I'm just a clown in your book? 32 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,161 Huh? 33 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,564 I'm just a stupid-looking toy 34 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,399 to be discarded at your leisure? 35 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:41,733 Huh, huh? 36 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,236 Look, little lady, you wouldn't even be graduating 37 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:46,138 if it wasn't for me, you ungrateful little... 38 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,373 I swear if you do this to me, 39 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,608 you will pay! 40 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,577 You and all your sorority bitches 41 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,345 who tease and taunt men 42 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,114 with their nubile bodies, 43 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:58,117 pouting lips and eyes that sparkle like pools of sunshine 44 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,452 filled with hope and dreams of a better tomorrow 45 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,187 that never comes! 46 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:05,157 I'm sorry I just... Hello? 47 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,225 Hello? 48 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,431 Goodbye. 49 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,174 What are you looking at, clown? 50 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,744 You think this is funny? 51 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,882 I'll show you funny. 52 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:32,851 Yeah. I'll show you funny. 53 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,895 Yeah. Check this out! 54 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,833 All it takes is one. 55 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,802 All it takes is one! 56 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,806 So laugh this off. 57 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,576 Press! 58 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,245 I'm Bobo, the clown. Let's play! 59 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,414 I know a fun game. 60 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,251 Guess it's your lucky day, huh, Bobo? 61 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,921 Are we having fun yet? 62 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:11,423 I don't know. You tell me. 63 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:15,961 Stupid. 64 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,502 If you were me, Bobo, 65 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,804 what would you do? 66 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,839 I'd kill them all. 67 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,610 Yeah. 68 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:39,074 69 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,782 Wait a minute... Who? 70 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,618 Who am I here? 71 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,654 Okay, this is weird. 72 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,925 Hey, this feels kinda good. 73 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:23,295 I'm Bobo, the clown. Let's play. 74 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,932 Yes, let's. 75 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,668 And I know exactly who I want to play with! 76 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,051 Well, that's just about the last of them. 77 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,853 Who's left inside? 78 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,856 Kitty, Nina, and... What's-her-name? 79 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:11,923 Allie? 80 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,892 Nah, that's not it. 81 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,660 Yeah, her name is Allie. 82 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,347 Are you sure? 83 00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:20,599 I thought it was "Weirdo" or "Spacey" or "Edith". 84 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:24,569 Vicky, every girl in this sorority deserves equal respect. 85 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:25,937 We're all sisters here. 86 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,173 Thank god not biological. 87 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,774 When are you taking off? 88 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:33,011 Tomorrow. Marcus is coming over later to help me pack. 89 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,246 How about you? 90 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:35,947 Couldn't get a flight until Tuesday. 91 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,749 Oh, so that means that you and Allie 92 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,851 can spend some quality time together. 93 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,287 I think not... 94 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:45,590 Richard's coming by to help distract me from packing. 95 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:48,527 Ooh. Are you guys getting serious? 96 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,829 Serious is not in my vocabulary, Fawn. 97 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:54,065 Along with the words "No", "Don't" and "Stop". 98 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,301 But I use them together all the time. 99 00:08:56,303 --> 00:09:00,138 "No, don't stop! Don't stop!" 100 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,861 Delta Pi Sorority. 101 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:26,565 Hmm. Get ready for the greatest show on earth! 102 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,237 What a shocker. 103 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,272 Kitty taking in the golden rays of skin cancer, 104 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,775 and Nina reading porn. 105 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,678 'Lady Chatterly's Lover' is not porn. 106 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,980 It's high class literature with... 107 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,650 Slight erotic overtones. 108 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:49,688 I know and you're reading it as research for your own paper. 109 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,723 Wait, what's the title again? 110 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,625 "Hump me, baby, one more time"? 111 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,795 "Forbidden Secrets". 112 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,598 That's appropriate. 113 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,333 At least, you're writing what you know. 114 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:03,134 Give the girl a break, Vicki. 115 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,836 She didn't do anything to you. 116 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,072 She hasn't done anything to anyone. 117 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,608 If a real guy ever even touched her, 118 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,776 she would probably explode. 119 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,112 I wouldn't! I would not. 120 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,680 Sexually speaking. 121 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,049 Oh. 122 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,619 No, I... 123 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,153 I think I could handle it. 124 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,254 I think... 125 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,390 But it takes more than just handling. 126 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,359 You have to stroke it fondly. 127 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:30,028 Caress it and then open it. 128 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,764 "And this time, the sharp ecstasy of her own passion 129 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,633 "did not overcome her. 130 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,636 "She lay with hands inert on his body." 131 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:41,940 This isn't porn? 132 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,049 Ah, a hot tub... 133 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,984 - Let's get in. - Mmm... 134 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,319 No, thank you. 135 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,989 Have you ever been in a hot tub, Kit? 136 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,325 No, the chemicals are bad for your skin. 137 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,662 I can think of worse. 138 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,729 Like what? 139 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:05,997 Tan lines. 140 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,838 Nina, come join me. 141 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,175 It's a little cold 142 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,144 but I'm sure the burning desire inside you 143 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,211 could heat it up. 144 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,916 You're... 145 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,317 You're not very funny. 146 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,420 No. 147 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,256 I'm much better taken as a whole. 148 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,293 Hey, I have an idea. 149 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,129 Why don't you go practice your oral skills 150 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,851 and blow up those beach balls? 151 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,903 I could just use the pump. 152 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,741 Oh, that's what I hear you using every night? 153 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,383 I'll give you a pump, sweetcakes. 154 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,784 Who's first? 155 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,272 There are five steps to conjuring a demon lover. 156 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:25,076 Step one, creating the pentagram. Check. 157 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,314 Step two, burning candles. Check. 158 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:33,118 Step three, stimulate an environment of arousal. 159 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,122 Check. Aroused and ready. 160 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,324 Hey, Allie. 161 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:42,193 Yo. 162 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,362 Umm... Whatcha doing? 163 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,400 Trying to contact the dark lord 164 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,504 to release me from this black hell known as my life. 165 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,539 And with any luck, rock my world. 166 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,242 Oh. 167 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,077 How about you, Fawn? 168 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,780 Would you care to be my sacrifice today? 169 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:05,250 Uh, doesn't that require a virgin sacrifice? 170 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,385 Not in the revised edition. 171 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,307 Even they're aware that virgins are hard to come by these days. 172 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,956 No pun intended. 173 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,458 You know what? I'm good. 174 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,260 I just wanted to see if you were 175 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,262 planning on taking off for spring break 176 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,563 or hanging around here. 177 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,445 That all depends on this ceremony. 178 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,066 If it works, 179 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,269 and I'm given absolute power from the dark one, 180 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,405 I might go on a little romp of destruction around Eastern Europe. 181 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,973 Maybe destroy England. 182 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,209 I don't know. I'm keeping my options open. 183 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,410 What about you? 184 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,213 Cancun tomorrow with Marcus. 185 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,515 Sounds lovely. 186 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,851 Hopefully, I'll be all-powerful or dead by then. 187 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,353 Look, Allie. 188 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:46,224 I don't want to pry but if this is about a guy 189 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,393 and I really hope it is, 190 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,895 he is just so not worth it. 191 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,899 Cliff had no right to break up with me! 192 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,534 You know, you open your soul to somebody, 193 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,237 you let them in and you tell them how you feel, and then... 194 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,007 Oh, my gosh! You poor thing! 195 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,142 Do you want to talk about it? 196 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,110 I want him to burn in hell. 197 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,879 I want all guys to burn in hell! 198 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:11,182 You know, not all guys are bad. 199 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,052 Some are actually like, really cute and funny. 200 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,620 You're not helping. 201 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,622 You're right. 202 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:21,326 Men are all bad, horrible, ugly, pathetic losers. 203 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,012 That's better. 204 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:26,130 And I bet the one that hurt you had a tiny, little... 205 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,198 Dick! 206 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,533 What did you call me? 207 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,601 That's me! 208 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,440 Christ! I'm soaking wet. Look at me. 209 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,476 Okay, I'm looking and you're looking good. 210 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,511 Kitty is like a cat. She hates the water. 211 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,480 It's the chlorine. 212 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,562 The chemicals get into your pores and they... 213 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,451 Why do I waste my time? 214 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,119 I'm sorry. You want me to dry you off? 215 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,388 Lick you clean? Like the cat reference. 216 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,556 Lick you clean. Get it? 217 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,324 No. Please keep explaining the joke 218 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,037 because I'm a brainless idiot. 219 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,028 You said it. Not me. 220 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,130 God, now I have to take a shower and redo everything. 221 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,132 I can help you with that, too. 222 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,668 Hey! Don't forget who you came here to see. 223 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,303 Oh, come on. How could I ever forget. 224 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,338 Hey, Nina! How's that novel coming along? 225 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,307 Get to any of the juicy parts yet? 226 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,043 Uh, I'm getting there. 227 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,313 Oh, that does it. 228 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,081 No! What are you... Hey! 229 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,416 What are you... What the... 230 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,484 Stop! 231 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,954 Someone forgot to wear underwear today. 232 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,188 Vicki, give them back. 233 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,241 Clowning around, huh? 234 00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,293 I'll show you how it's really done later. 235 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,627 But first... 236 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,421 Is this turning you on? 237 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,056 It floats in the water. 238 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,123 Mm-hm? 239 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:01,693 Nina. Toss them over. 240 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,227 Nina. Don't you dare touch them. 241 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,963 Don't make me come out and get them. 242 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,097 As your sorority sister, 243 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,399 I command you not to move a muscle! 244 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,703 I can't disobey my sorority sister. 245 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,304 Well, if that's how it's going to be, 246 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,506 then I'm not going to be the only one naked around here. 247 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,562 So, when did you get into all of this occult stuff? 248 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:42,467 An ex-boyfriend introduced me to it a few years back. 249 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,302 He turned out to be a real bastard too. 250 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,770 Oh... 251 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,139 You know what you need to do? 252 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,774 You need to get out in the world 253 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,709 and try something new. 254 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,679 You know, just try some fresh experiences. 255 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,781 Because this world is full of possibilities, 256 00:16:56,783 --> 00:17:00,585 and there is way more to life than just men, you know? 257 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,652 You're right. 258 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,254 There is. 259 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,129 Is that what you had in mind? 260 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,230 Um... 261 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,132 Not exactly. 262 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,567 I have to go. 263 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,237 I think I hear Marcus' car pulling up outside. 264 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,373 Hey, Fawn. 265 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,342 You're going to be a great motivational speaker one day. 266 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,110 I feel so much better. 267 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,826 The shower's not working again! 268 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,795 Oh, it must be the water pressure. 269 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,830 I'll check it later. Just use the tub for now. 270 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,136 Hmm... 271 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,630 Sorry. I need to use the bathroom. 272 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,265 Try the one downstairs. 273 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,333 Yeah, whatever. 274 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,372 Hey, you forgot your... 275 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,150 What are you smiling about? 276 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,658 I'm Bobo, the clown. Let's play. 277 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,260 Play with yourself. I'm busy. 278 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,629 Oh yeah, let's see what's under that towel, baby. 279 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,301 Tempting, very tempting. 280 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,884 Hmm... 281 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,927 Oh, finally! 282 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,833 God, I love kissing you. 283 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,868 Mm, you I like to kiss. 284 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,804 Just you and nobody else! 285 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,908 It's only been like fifteen hours since I last saw you. 286 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,511 I know, but I'm just really excited to see you. 287 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,713 You keep this up and I'm not even 288 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,947 going to make it in the house. 289 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:54,285 Oh, sorry. I'm just really excited to see you. 290 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,653 If I didn't know better, 291 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,488 I would think you're cheating on me. 292 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,556 What? 293 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,726 No, don't be ridiculous! 294 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,995 I would never kiss anybody else. 295 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:05,429 Especially not another girl. 296 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,698 That would never, never ever happen, ever. So... 297 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,770 So, are we going to go upstairs to pack, 298 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,538 or you want to do something else? 299 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,807 Inside? Umm... 300 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,043 No, not right now. 301 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,345 No, we should go around back and join the others. 302 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,448 But I thought you were in the mood... 303 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,485 Mmm... 304 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,387 Oh, we can do that later. Come on. 305 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,656 You're so weird. 306 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,891 Yeah, but that's why you like me, right? 307 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,030 Mmm. 308 00:22:27,229 --> 00:22:29,079 Teasing, flaunting their hot bodies. 309 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:30,514 I'll show you. 310 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,366 Are you sure nothing's wrong? 311 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,000 You're acting a little strange, you know. 312 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:54,071 I have nothing to hide, Marcus, honestly. 313 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,139 Hey, Marcus. 314 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,541 Dick! 315 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,610 Just, uh, collecting my shorts. 316 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,532 I don't think I planned it out. 317 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,914 Wow! Hey! 318 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,417 Hey there, Richard, what are you doing 319 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,885 hanging out? 320 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,053 Poking around? 321 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,955 What are you doing here? 322 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:13,824 Vicky's been playing games with my shorts, so... 323 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,560 Only I'm not getting out unless you give me back my swimsuit. 324 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,596 Oh no! You get the same treatment I did. 325 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,966 Don't know about you guys, but who feels like a swim? 326 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,635 Oh no, don't you dare! 327 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,438 Dare! Please dare? 328 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,522 Hey, what is that? 329 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:19,623 Ow! 330 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:24,695 Damn. 331 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,735 That could have been a nasty prick, 332 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,871 but not as nasty as me! 333 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,534 Like you said, 334 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,502 these chemicals are just so bad for your body. 335 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:08,038 Sometime you just have to wash out your entire system. 336 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:25,149 Now, that's what I call a clean kill. 337 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,044 Two on one. 338 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,647 Not fair, but I'm not complaining. 339 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,020 Hey! 340 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:08,292 I see you've been checking out the guys a lot lately. 341 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,795 Is it that obvious? 342 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,865 Well, it's not exactly subtle. 343 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,700 Sorry. I don't know what's come over me, 344 00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:19,103 it's just like these urges, you know? 345 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,271 It's totally natural, 346 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:24,375 and most girls do a lot more than just look. 347 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,244 So, I've heard. 348 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,648 You know, it's not hard to get a guy. 349 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,384 To do what? 350 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:35,819 Pretty much do what ever you want them to do. 351 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,121 Carry your books. 352 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,940 Free drinks. 353 00:27:38,941 --> 00:27:40,758 Get a better grade from a teacher in a class. 354 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,095 How did you get Marcus? 355 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,231 Oh, he was easy. 356 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,900 All It just took a smile and a cup of coffee. 357 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,304 But, who made the first move, you know? 358 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,306 Well, the smile was me. 359 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:59,677 The cup of coffee was on him... Literally. 360 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,245 He spilt it on his way over. 361 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:03,414 On his hand and then his leg. 362 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:06,216 It was really hot and he screamed like a girl. 363 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,085 What did you do? 364 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,922 I laughed. He blushed. 365 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:14,958 The ice was broken and that was that. 366 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,428 When a cool guy is forced to become humble, 367 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,996 he turns real, 368 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,364 and that really turns me on. 369 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,069 But what turns them on? 370 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:27,071 Pretty much anything in a skirt. 371 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,340 Or anything out of a skirt. 372 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:34,044 Hey, this is not a contact sport. 373 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,748 Two minutes in the penalty box for you, Mr. Marcus! 374 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:38,882 Where is it? 375 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,818 I'm sitting in it. 376 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,723 See you guys later. 377 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:46,990 Have fun! 378 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,330 You've got to keep them on a tight leash, you know? 379 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,398 Yeah. 380 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,803 And what do I have to do? 381 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,806 Lotion application. 382 00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:04,942 Am I giving it, or am I receiving? 383 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,143 We can take turns. 384 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,245 How about you do Marcus and I'll do you? 385 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,147 Okay. 386 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:13,283 We're good over here. 387 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,358 Looks like we're the odd girls out. 388 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,260 Yeah. 389 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,530 I've got to go... I've got to go write. 390 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:29,032 I'm just like feeling really inspired right now. 391 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:37,808 Do you want to continue this inside the house? 392 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,412 You want to put sunscreen on to go inside the house? 393 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,283 Well, this house has a lot of windows. 394 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,119 You can never be too careful. 395 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,023 Are you sure you didn't hit your head? 396 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:56,026 Aw, want me to kiss it and make it all better? 397 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,828 I'm going inside. 398 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,005 I don't understand women either. 399 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:10,841 I'm going in. 400 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,238 Okay... 401 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:46,436 Hmm... 402 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:00,050 Huh. 403 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,704 Oh yeah, there we go! 404 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:28,045 "Crystal had never felt this way before. 405 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,347 "Except for when in the shower by herself. 406 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:35,118 "Or sometimes just before going to sleep, 407 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,054 "or just after waking up in the morning." 408 00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:43,060 "Her urges were powerful." 409 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,394 Mmm... 410 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,431 "She was like... 411 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,566 "A burning cauldron bubbling over. 412 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:55,472 "A volcano ready to erupt. 413 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:58,408 "A flood about to burst through! 414 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,980 "But this time... 415 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,749 "This time, she needed more. 416 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,986 "She had to have him!" 417 00:33:11,724 --> 00:33:14,691 "Her thighs quivered with anticipation, 418 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,761 "as she found a voice within that commanded him. 419 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:22,199 "Get on the bed and take off your clothes!" 420 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:23,433 Oh, yeah! 421 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,168 That's good, that's good. 422 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,606 "I want to see you. 423 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:32,175 "I want to see all of you!" 424 00:33:34,747 --> 00:33:37,514 "I want you to give me pleasure, 425 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,182 "and I don't mean a quickie! 426 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,485 "Uh-uh, I want it all! 427 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,321 "Hours and hours of non-stop, 428 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:47,124 "heart-pounding ecstasy! 429 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,558 "Ravage me! 430 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,062 "I'll maybe beg for you to stop 431 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:54,231 "but don't listen to me! 432 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:57,267 "I just want you to keep going 433 00:33:57,269 --> 00:34:01,805 "and going and going and going and going and going..." 434 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,077 Ah... 435 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:10,447 Break time. 436 00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:14,718 I'm never going to finish writing this novel. 437 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,622 It will be just a quick break, 438 00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:20,390 and then I'll get back to work. 439 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:25,228 Oh, I know what I need! 440 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,807 Ah-ha! There you are, Max. 441 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,380 You guys must have to watch this a lot! 442 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:44,748 Must be frustrating. 443 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,724 Here we go. 444 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,694 That's it. She's going down. 445 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,696 Yes... 446 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,731 Yes, yes! 447 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:08,238 Yes, yes! 448 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,213 Yes! 449 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:19,249 Yes, yes! 450 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:21,551 No, no, no! 451 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,787 No, don't do this to me! Not right now. 452 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,392 Ugh, stupid battery! 453 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,595 Oh my god! 454 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:33,196 What are you doing there? 455 00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:34,564 I'm Bobo, the clown. 456 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:37,601 Are we having fun yet? 457 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:40,904 Almost. 458 00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:47,410 Hey. Get over here! 459 00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:49,246 Hey! What are you doing? 460 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:50,647 No, don't touch me there! 461 00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:54,918 What kind of clown are you? 462 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,888 I'm Bobo the clown, and I can rock your world! 463 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:02,759 Huh. 464 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,497 Oh, he's kind of cute. 465 00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:11,701 Oh yeah. 466 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,174 I wonder. 467 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,584 Oh... 468 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:31,721 Oh! Yeah, that's kind of good. 469 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,862 Oh, Bobo! 470 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,864 You're quite the clown. 471 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,901 Oh, okay! 472 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:47,154 Okay, Bobo, you take over. 473 00:36:47,155 --> 00:36:49,406 Who does she think I am, the Energizer clown? 474 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:52,909 This is the greatest toy ever! 475 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:01,251 Oh, I'm tingling all over. 476 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:03,653 Bobo increasing power now. 477 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,792 Bobo? 478 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,260 Where are you going? 479 00:37:11,512 --> 00:37:12,761 ♪ All around The cobbler's bench 480 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,531 ♪ The monkey Chased the weasel ♪ 481 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,666 No, too powerful! 482 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:16,800 ♪ The monkey Thought it all in fun 483 00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,151 ♪ Pop goes the weasel! 484 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,501 ♪ A penny for A spool of thread 485 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:21,271 ♪ A penny for a needle 486 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:25,342 ♪ That's the way The money goes 487 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,277 ♪ Pop goes the weasel! ♪ 488 00:37:31,984 --> 00:37:34,918 "Shocking, kids! Don't try this at home. 489 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,486 "The end." 490 00:38:23,485 --> 00:38:24,668 Are you going to tell me what's going on with you? 491 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,002 Dean Whitman bothering you again? 492 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:29,005 What? No, why would you ask me that? 493 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,374 Well, you told me he had been getting on your case. 494 00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:32,842 Well, not my case. 495 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,077 I mean, not just me. 496 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,379 It's this whole sorority he has issues with 497 00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,548 but I got him to calm down weeks ago. 498 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:39,949 How'd you do that? 499 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,485 I don't want to talk about Dean Whitman, or school, 500 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:44,688 or this sorority any longer. 501 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,723 I just want to enjoy spring break 502 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:47,891 with the man I... 503 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,060 Don't say it. It's too soon. 504 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,663 The man I like a whole lot. 505 00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:57,033 I'll accept that. 506 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,635 Only because I love you, though. 507 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,870 Hey! 508 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:03,406 You get to say it but I don't? 509 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,408 You don't... I mean, you don't mean it. 510 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,944 And I don't think you even really know me, yet. 511 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,480 But you think you know me well enough? 512 00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,681 Well, I'm getting there. 513 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,783 You're the weird one. 514 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,985 Yeah, that's why you like me, though. 515 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,887 I like a lot of people. 516 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:19,670 Except Allie. 517 00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,659 Why would you say that? 518 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,461 Well, you been avoiding her. 519 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,696 Allie is fine. I like her. 520 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,932 I just don't 'like her' like her, you know? 521 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,700 Not like I like you. 522 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,135 Can you say 'like' any more? 523 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,904 I'm going to hit you if you don't change the subject. 524 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,408 Tell me something I don't know about you. 525 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:40,410 I never eat on a empty stomach. 526 00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:42,879 Okay, then follow me. 527 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,909 Allie, don't you have something better to be doing? 528 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,764 Nope. 529 00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:10,600 I think I smell your satanic candles burning upstairs. 530 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,362 I put them out before I left. 531 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:15,638 Richard and I don't give free sex shows. 532 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,940 Yeah, that's right. I charge admission. 533 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,908 Oh, do you take personal checks? 534 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,685 I gotta take a leak. I'll be right back, okay? 535 00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:30,954 What do you think you're doing? 536 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:32,021 I don't know. 537 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:33,857 Watching true love in motion. 538 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,092 Jealousy much? 539 00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:37,926 Of someone who sleeps with half the guys on campus? 540 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:38,995 I don't think so. 541 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,163 Okay, you're no angel. 542 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,798 Try dark angel. 543 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,966 What do you want? 544 00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,033 What are you offering? 545 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,502 Nothing! Leave us alone. 546 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,103 Say the black magic word. 547 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,171 Go to hell. 548 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,073 Lucky guess. 549 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:52,008 You are so weird. 550 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,810 You haven't seen weird yet. 551 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,111 I'm about to go upstairs 552 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,679 and put a curse on your boobs. 553 00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:59,716 You leave my boobs out of this. They are perfect as is. 554 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:00,783 Got milk? 555 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:04,721 Don't you dare! I swear, 556 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:06,990 if you even so much as tweak a nipple, 557 00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:08,958 I swear, I will bury you! 558 00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:26,910 Hey, you're pretty funny looking. 559 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,578 You're one to talk. 560 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:30,680 Hey, who said that? 561 00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:32,522 Marcus, are you out there, man? 562 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:39,822 I'm Bobo, the clown. Let's play. 563 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,825 You don't sound too good, little man. 564 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:47,830 I'm Bobo, the clown and you're pissing me off! 565 00:42:49,634 --> 00:42:52,035 You're funny! And that reminds me. 566 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,216 I don't need to see this. 567 00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:36,045 So this is where you put my bear, 568 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:38,047 and you gave him an apron? 569 00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:40,350 Yeah. He's a cooking bear. 570 00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:44,253 No, he's a tough and manly bear. 571 00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:48,224 He's holding a heart. 572 00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:50,927 He's strong, he's powerful! 573 00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:53,129 I mean he's a good lover to boot, but... 574 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:56,733 Who also likes to cook in the kitchen. 575 00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:58,935 I don't cook. 576 00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:01,104 I know, and one day soon, 577 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,373 we'll change that about you. 578 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,875 I thought the bear represented me. 579 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:07,844 It does represent you. 580 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:10,146 Except one is just a little cuter than the other. 581 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:13,116 And the other's a little fuzzier? 582 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:14,817 I guess the only thing that really matters, 583 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,686 is who's a little bit more warm and cuddly. 584 00:44:16,688 --> 00:44:19,689 Oh, well you'd better not get that answer wrong. 585 00:44:19,691 --> 00:44:21,324 I might need some convincing. 586 00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:25,328 Okay. After we eat. 587 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:27,697 Right after. 588 00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:34,003 Look what I found in the bathroom. 589 00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:36,739 Get that away, I hate clowns! 590 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:38,141 Come on, nobody hates clown. 591 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:40,810 Umm, epic fail. Everyone hates clowns. 592 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,078 They're creepy. 593 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,000 Okay, but this one's funny. It talks. Listen. 594 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:47,784 I'm Bobo, the clown 595 00:44:47,786 --> 00:44:50,286 and I'm getting pretty sick of people pushing my buttons! 596 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,648 See? It's funny! It doesn't tell jokes, it just complains. 597 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:56,759 Soon, it's my turn to play 'Poke A Hot Ass'! 598 00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:00,836 Great. An adult clown for mature children, even creepier. 599 00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:04,967 Keep that up and I'll give you the finger, buddy! 600 00:45:09,107 --> 00:45:11,340 Come on. What do you have to say for yourself? 601 00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:12,809 I'm Bobo, the clown. 602 00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:14,377 And I'm going to kill you. 603 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,965 That was not funny! 604 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,050 Yes, it was! It was just like the episode from The Twilight Zone. 605 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,285 You know, the one with the bald guy? 606 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:23,953 'Beyond The Poseidon Adventure'? 607 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:25,254 God, I love that movie. 608 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:26,936 Now, that's a film that could use a remake. 609 00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:29,258 Why am I dating you? 610 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,060 Well, it's not because of my mind. 611 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,395 Absolutely not. 612 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,297 Personality? Highly doubtful. 613 00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:36,065 It's got to be the hot body. 614 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,134 Yep. I'm so shallow. 615 00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:52,982 How'd you get Satan Girl to leave? 616 00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:54,217 I told her to go to hell 617 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:55,852 and I think that's exactly where she went. 618 00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:58,020 You two do not get along, huh? 619 00:45:58,022 --> 00:45:59,522 You think so, Mr. Perceptive? 620 00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:02,759 I'm just saying, because I think I know why. 621 00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:06,496 Okay. I gotta hear this from the guy majoring in water polo. 622 00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:08,197 Hey, It's psychology 101. 623 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:10,032 She hates you because she wants you. 624 00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:12,235 She wants to be me? 625 00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:13,870 No, like she wants to be with you. 626 00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:15,271 Like, I think she likes girls. 627 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,973 You're saying Allie is a lesbian? 628 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:19,509 But, no, I've seen her with guys before, 629 00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:21,210 amazingly as that seems. 630 00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:23,079 Okay, a closeted lesbian, perhaps. 631 00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:24,781 Like she probably doesn't even realize it yet. 632 00:46:24,783 --> 00:46:26,315 No, shut up. You're a guy. 633 00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:28,818 All guys fantasize of girls being lesbians. 634 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:29,886 That's not true. 635 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:31,087 Give me a break. 636 00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:32,421 Two girls, one guy? 637 00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:33,856 Admit it. 638 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:36,192 Well, I can't fight that scenario. 639 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:39,529 Exactly. Now let's focus on the matter at hand. 640 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,173 Mmm... 641 00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:53,509 Although... 642 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,545 She did say she was going to put a curse 643 00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,213 on my boobs before she left. 644 00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:59,095 See? I told you, she was checking you out. 645 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,251 All girls check out how other girls look. 646 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:05,221 It doesn't mean we're all lesbians. 647 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:06,355 I beg to differ. 648 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,193 My boobs are just great. 649 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,061 It's a fact. Everyone checks them out, 650 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,298 but not in, like, in a weird, sexual way. 651 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,066 Okay, agreed, agreed. 652 00:47:17,068 --> 00:47:18,968 Let's examine your chest 653 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:21,604 in a totally asexual way, all right? 654 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,040 They're not too big, not too small. 655 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:25,575 They sit nicely on their chest. 656 00:47:25,577 --> 00:47:27,910 Pronounced but not obtrusive. 657 00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:30,546 And I'm sure the areola is properly proportioned, too. 658 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:32,048 Okay, enough. 659 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:34,517 You're a guy, so you can find them sexually arousing. 660 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,053 Okay, good, because I do. 661 00:47:37,055 --> 00:47:39,355 Hey, did Allie say what the curse would entail? 662 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,557 No, she was very vague about it. 663 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:43,492 Well maybe I should get a closer look, you know? 664 00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,361 Just make sure everything's right, you know? 665 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,864 Don't want to be growing a third nipple or something. 666 00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:50,132 Don't even joke about that. 667 00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:53,369 Oh, there seems to be a little, slight, swelling taking place. 668 00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:56,472 That's totally normal and you know it, 669 00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:58,140 but please, continue. 670 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,051 Well, just don't just lay there. 671 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,953 Fondle or suckle or something. 672 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,055 Richard? 673 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,190 Richard! 674 00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:16,425 Timber! 675 00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:20,062 Yee-hay! 676 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,665 It's the clown rodeo circus! 677 00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:43,552 Wild ride, huh? 678 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:46,622 You're my breast friend! 679 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,210 Now who's the clown? 680 00:49:08,212 --> 00:49:10,980 Hey, you want to see something really funny? 681 00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:16,452 Yes! 682 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,955 Is there something very phallic about this death, 683 00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:20,256 or it is just me? 684 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,469 Now, wait, let me guess. 685 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,472 What kind of balloon animal are you? 686 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,107 I got it! 687 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,642 A dying mammal! 688 00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:29,492 Oh, Marcus! 689 00:50:30,128 --> 00:50:31,193 Oh my! 690 00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:32,395 Seriously? 691 00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:35,031 Okay! 692 00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:39,602 What are my opinions? 693 00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:41,637 A spell to conjure up an ice-cold bucket of water. 694 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:44,473 A spell to cause premature ejaculation. 695 00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:47,610 A spell to put people on mute! 696 00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:52,081 Ah ha! 697 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:54,750 A transference of emotions. 698 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,725 Allie and Fawn are just like glue. 699 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:05,694 What happens to one, happens to two. 700 00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:12,435 Oh! 701 00:51:12,437 --> 00:51:14,470 He is a big boy. 702 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:20,476 Okay. Okay, I'm feeling you. 703 00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:23,179 Now you feel this! 704 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:26,715 Ow! 705 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,184 What is it? 706 00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,319 I don't know. 707 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:32,288 Never mind, just keep going. 708 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,460 No! 709 00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:38,694 Oh no, you don't. 710 00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:43,332 Ow! That hurt! 711 00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:44,433 What did I do? 712 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:45,835 You kicked me! 713 00:51:45,837 --> 00:51:47,136 No, I didn't. 714 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:48,237 Then who did? 715 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,372 I didn't kick myself, you know. 716 00:51:50,374 --> 00:51:51,540 Sorry. 717 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:28,744 Hello? 718 00:52:30,448 --> 00:52:33,349 Uh, no, she's a little busy with her boyfriend right now. 719 00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:36,485 Ow! 720 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,187 No biting! 721 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:39,555 I didn't, I swear! 722 00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:42,758 What did you say about Dean Whitman? 723 00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:45,261 When? 724 00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:47,530 How? 725 00:52:47,532 --> 00:52:49,431 Oh my God, 726 00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:52,201 Did... Did they find anything else in the office? 727 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:54,270 No, not the gun... 728 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:58,807 Uh, thanks for calling, Miriam. 729 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:01,443 I... I've got to go. 730 00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:21,764 There you are, Dimpleface. 731 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:24,266 I've been looking everywhere for you! 732 00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:27,336 No, this is impossible! 733 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:28,671 You're... 734 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,206 In this form, 735 00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:31,874 the name's Bobo, 736 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:34,743 but you can still call me 'Loverboy'. 737 00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:40,349 Where you going? 738 00:53:40,351 --> 00:53:41,784 Bobo wants to play! 739 00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:48,284 Playing hard to get, you know? 740 00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:49,785 I always liked that game! 741 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:19,315 Go away, please! 742 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:21,483 I'm, I'm, I'm... 743 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:24,053 I'm... Packing! 744 00:55:24,055 --> 00:55:26,355 'Packing.' Yeah, right. 745 00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:27,656 There's no time for that! 746 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:28,957 We have a big problem! 747 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:31,593 Well, it's actually a small problem, but just... 748 00:55:31,595 --> 00:55:32,995 Open the door! 749 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,596 Try someone else. 750 00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:42,638 Nina, wake up! We're in danger. 751 00:55:45,943 --> 00:55:47,009 Uh... 752 00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:48,131 Wear yourself out again? 753 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,482 Oh, you finished your novel. 754 00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:54,550 Good for you. 755 00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,652 But you have to get up, right now! 756 00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:06,995 Oh my god, no. 757 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:23,779 They're dead! 758 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:25,080 They're all dead! 759 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,517 What are you talking about? 760 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:31,153 All the girls, Nina, Kitty, Victoria. They're all dead! 761 00:56:31,155 --> 00:56:32,454 Richard, too. 762 00:56:32,456 --> 00:56:34,790 What? How? 763 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:35,891 It's complicated. 764 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,025 Who's responsible? 765 00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:38,394 Dean Whitman. 766 00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:39,595 Spiritually speaking. 767 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,764 What? I told you it's complicated. 768 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,966 Is this some kind of joke? I wish it was. 769 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:46,435 Show me the bodies. 770 00:56:46,437 --> 00:56:48,504 Nina's in her room. Kitty's in the bath. 771 00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:50,906 Victoria and Richard are outside by the pool. 772 00:56:53,677 --> 00:56:57,146 Why would Dean Whitman come here and kill everybody? 773 00:56:57,148 --> 00:56:58,714 Well, it isn't him, exactly. 774 00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:00,682 Because technically, he's dead too. 775 00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:02,084 She's right! 776 00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:04,186 It's not a joke. 777 00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:06,054 See, I told you! 778 00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:07,890 Is Whitman still here? 779 00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:08,991 I locked him out. 780 00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:10,559 But this place is 90% windows, 781 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,461 and at his new size, he could have slipped in. 782 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:15,597 Okay, okay. 783 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,732 You guys stay up here. 784 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:18,167 You've got to call the police. 785 00:57:18,169 --> 00:57:19,768 I'm gonna go downstairs and check it out. 786 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,503 Okay. 787 00:57:21,505 --> 00:57:24,184 Don't want to put some clothes on before you go down there. 788 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,208 Yeah, you're right. 789 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,943 A guy running around in his underwear doesn't really seem too threatening. 790 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,445 You look good though. 791 00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:30,746 Thanks, babe! 792 00:57:32,883 --> 00:57:35,017 So wait, back up! 793 00:57:35,019 --> 00:57:37,152 You said Dean Whitman was dead. 794 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,755 If that's true, 795 00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,590 then who killed everybody? 796 00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:42,925 This is where it gets complicated, 797 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:44,827 and a bit metaphysical. 798 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,595 Allie, just spit it out! 799 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:47,996 Do you believe when a person dies, 800 00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:49,878 their soul goes to heaven or hell? 801 00:57:50,201 --> 00:57:53,068 I mean, I don't know. Maybe. 802 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:54,670 What does that have to do with anything? 803 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:56,238 Dean Whitman blew his brains out yesterday, 804 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,074 and I believe his spirit transferred into another body! 805 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:01,931 Wait. 806 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:04,079 This isn't Whitman? 807 00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:06,849 It's Whitman's soul inside another form. 808 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:08,984 You're saying Dean Whitman possessed somebody. 809 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:11,186 No. Transferred. 810 00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:14,056 He's inside something that was never alive to begin with, 811 00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:16,124 so it couldn't really be a possession. 812 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:19,828 Wait. 813 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,163 Stick to the facts. 814 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:23,232 Okay? People are dead, 815 00:58:23,234 --> 00:58:25,634 and somebody killed them. 816 00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:27,956 I need to know what I'm up against. 817 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:31,006 A 12-inch clown doll 818 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,108 who answers to the name 'Bobo'. 819 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:37,363 Look at me. 820 00:58:37,364 --> 00:58:38,981 The fact that I can say that with a straight face 821 00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:40,849 just proves the fact that this is actually happening 822 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,885 no matter how utterly ridiculous it sounds. 823 00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,268 Or you're crazy. 824 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,723 Transference spells work. 825 00:58:48,826 --> 00:58:49,892 I can prove it. 826 00:58:58,736 --> 00:59:00,168 What is it? What is it? 827 00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:02,538 Oh my god, I felt that! 828 00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,906 You felt what? 829 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:07,776 Why, you little bitch! 830 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:11,947 She just ran headfirst into the wall, 831 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:13,916 and knocked herself out. 832 00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:16,652 What is wrong with your sorority? 833 00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:18,720 You said it yourself, she's nuts. 834 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,557 And dangerous. 835 00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:23,959 You think she killed everybody? 836 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,995 Well, according to Miss Looney Tunes, 837 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:29,264 we're the only ones left alive. 838 00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,967 And I've been with you all afternoon. 839 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:33,702 So, who do you think did it? 840 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:36,238 A 12-inch clown doll named Bobo, 841 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,775 or contestant number two with her black magic voodoo crap? 842 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,878 Since you put it that way, 843 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,880 I'm glad she's out of commission. 844 00:59:44,882 --> 00:59:46,748 Yeah, but what do we do with her? 845 00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:50,218 We drag her in her room. We lock it. 846 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:51,286 Okay. 847 01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:27,089 Okay, you call the police, 848 01:00:27,091 --> 01:00:28,357 and I'm going to go downstairs 849 01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:29,791 and see if she's telling the truth 850 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,193 about Richard and Victoria. Okay? 851 01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,928 I left my cell phone downstairs. 852 01:00:34,832 --> 01:00:36,264 Mine too. What about the landline? 853 01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:37,799 Also downstairs. 854 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,035 Okay, stay close. 855 01:00:57,021 --> 01:00:58,787 No dial tone. 856 01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:01,056 She must have cut the line. 857 01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:03,792 She wasn't lying about Richard and Victoria. 858 01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:25,113 I know I left my cellphone around here somewhere. 859 01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,449 Oh no. 860 01:01:31,321 --> 01:01:32,988 I found our cell phones. 861 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:35,891 Now what? 862 01:01:38,228 --> 01:01:40,295 Now the fun really begins! 863 01:01:45,969 --> 01:01:49,237 If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake. 864 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:50,338 Marcus! 865 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:52,074 But a pie will have to do! 866 01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:54,476 It couldn't have hurt that bad. 867 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:56,178 It's just a pie! 868 01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:58,880 Trust me, that ain't cherry. 869 01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:10,025 Hey, first time a guy's been screwed by a pie! 870 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,768 Eenie, meenie, miny, Moe, catch a tiger by the toe! 871 01:02:19,770 --> 01:02:22,070 If she hollers, don't let go! 872 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,740 Unless she beats the crap out of you with her foot, 873 01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:26,775 because you're only 12 inches tall! 874 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:29,778 Okay, it's time to up my game! 875 01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:46,027 Think I've hit my head a little too hard. 876 01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:47,496 Who locked me in here? 877 01:02:47,498 --> 01:02:48,864 Marcus did. 878 01:02:48,866 --> 01:02:50,766 We thought you were the crazed killer. 879 01:02:50,768 --> 01:02:51,833 Oh, he did, did he? Where is he? 880 01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:52,934 I'm going to kill him! 881 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:54,169 He's dead. 882 01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:56,304 Oh. Awkward. 883 01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,907 Your killer clown doll got to him! 884 01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:00,375 It's killed everybody. 885 01:03:00,377 --> 01:03:01,510 Calm down. 886 01:03:01,512 --> 01:03:03,178 We're still alive and we can stop him. 887 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,980 Let me look through my spell book. 888 01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:06,548 Allie! 889 01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:08,850 Haven't you done enough with this occult stuff? 890 01:03:08,852 --> 01:03:11,052 It's obviously gotten out of hand! 891 01:03:11,054 --> 01:03:13,455 No, Fawn. It's entirely in my hand. 892 01:03:13,457 --> 01:03:15,323 It has been from the beginning. 893 01:03:15,325 --> 01:03:17,559 Don't touch me. 894 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:21,296 And don't touch yourself either! 895 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:24,099 How... How did you do that? 896 01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:25,400 Transference spell, like I said! 897 01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:27,068 I was trying to explain to you, 898 01:03:27,070 --> 01:03:30,071 the spirit of the dead Dean is downstairs in that clown doll 899 01:03:30,073 --> 01:03:31,193 trying to kill everybody! 900 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:33,208 What? 901 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,970 Because of me and these spells. 902 01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:38,213 You. 903 01:03:38,882 --> 01:03:40,048 You. You! 904 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,349 You are behind all of this? 905 01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:43,218 In a roundabout way... 906 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,253 We don't have time to talk about that right now. 907 01:03:45,255 --> 01:03:47,289 Oh, I have time. 908 01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:50,458 That's a strong door, and it is a tiny doll. 909 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,380 You need to start at the beginning. 910 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:56,064 Remember when I pledged the sorority last fall? 911 01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:59,534 You don't have to go back that far. 912 01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:01,136 Actually, I do. 913 01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:04,139 You know the prank where we stole Dean Whitman's car? 914 01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:05,207 Yes. 915 01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:06,875 And you told us a few months back 916 01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:09,411 that he was starting to suspect it was our sorority and 917 01:04:09,413 --> 01:04:11,213 he was giving you a hard time? 918 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:13,615 Yes, I was telling Marcus about that earlier. 919 01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:16,117 Well, I took it upon myself to help you, 920 01:04:16,987 --> 01:04:18,854 I cast a little spell on him. 921 01:04:18,856 --> 01:04:19,921 A spell? 922 01:04:19,923 --> 01:04:21,857 Just a small infatuation spell. 923 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:23,525 On me. 924 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,927 We've been having an affair for the past three months. 925 01:04:26,630 --> 01:04:28,129 Ew! 926 01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:30,498 You've been sleeping with Dean Whitman? 927 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,000 Well, not sleeping. 928 01:04:32,002 --> 01:04:34,569 Everything else, but, definitely not sleeping. 929 01:04:43,614 --> 01:04:45,180 You look really good in my glasses. 930 01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:46,248 Thank you. 931 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,116 You look pretty good, period. 932 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:57,325 So he did all of this because of a love spell? 933 01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:58,593 Lust spell. 934 01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:01,363 Love and the dark forces do not mix. 935 01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,199 But sexual manipulation is very easy. 936 01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:05,667 And it was fun for a while. 937 01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:08,036 You know, there are advantages to being with a dean. 938 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:11,039 He can alter transcripts, change grades... 939 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:13,375 You know, the perks to having the head of a college 940 01:05:13,377 --> 01:05:14,910 in your pocket. 941 01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:16,378 You mean 'in your pants'? 942 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,213 Yeah, well... 943 01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:20,949 It got old. 944 01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:23,284 And I started developing feelings for someone else. 945 01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:26,621 I broke up with him yesterday. 946 01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:28,423 But breaking up with someone 947 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:30,425 under a lust spell can be difficult. 948 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:32,694 You have to dissolve the spell, 949 01:05:32,695 --> 01:05:34,962 which is why I sent him this transference doll. 950 01:05:34,965 --> 01:05:36,998 It's supposed to bind with its owner, 951 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,067 and take in all of his artificial emotions. 952 01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:42,938 Lust can trigger rage, if not treated properly. 953 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,606 He should have gone back to normal within 10 minutes 954 01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:47,042 and forgotten all about his crush for me. 955 01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:48,143 So, what happened? 956 01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,412 He didn't wait long enough 957 01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:52,113 for the transference of his emotional state 958 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:53,448 to get into the doll. 959 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,950 He took out a gun, and... 960 01:05:56,703 --> 01:05:58,453 So, I'm guessing that not only his emotions, 961 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:01,589 but his departing soul bound with the clown doll. 962 01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:05,293 And he came back here to, what, get his revenge? 963 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,195 Something like that. 964 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:11,466 But why kill all the others if he's just obsessed with you? 965 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,134 He's pissed off with the world. 966 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:17,172 He's in the body of a clown doll under a lust spell. 967 01:06:17,174 --> 01:06:20,342 He probably starts killing whenever he gets aroused. 968 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:22,344 Which actually makes sense. 969 01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:24,412 His lust would trigger his rage, 970 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:27,415 especially since he can't really physically do anything about it. 971 01:06:28,251 --> 01:06:29,317 Think about it. 972 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,519 I'd rather not. 973 01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:33,841 No, seriously. Look at the murders. 974 01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:37,625 He went after Kitty when she was taking a bath. 975 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:40,428 Watching her probably got him all hot and bothered. 976 01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:42,464 Nina was in bed with her vibrator. 977 01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:44,399 It's not hard to guess what she was up to 978 01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:46,768 when Bobo assaulted her. 979 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:49,037 Victoria and Richard were making out by the pool 980 01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:50,338 when he went after them. 981 01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:57,645 Allie, this is insane! 982 01:06:57,647 --> 01:06:59,714 I know, right. But it's happening! 983 01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:01,182 You did this. 984 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:05,086 You created a 12-inch monster! 985 01:07:05,088 --> 01:07:07,255 I didn't do it on purpose. I was trying to end it. 986 01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:09,758 Break things off. 987 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:12,260 Right, because you fell in love with somebody else. 988 01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:13,561 That 'Cliff' guy. 989 01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:15,563 There isn't any Cliff, Fawn! 990 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:17,065 I fell in love with... 991 01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:19,134 With you. 992 01:07:19,136 --> 01:07:20,602 Excuse me? 993 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:23,438 I've had feelings for you ever since I first saw you. 994 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,207 That's why I joined the sorority. 995 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,209 That's why I cast a spell on Dean Whitman! 996 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:30,228 To help you! 997 01:07:30,229 --> 01:07:32,246 I thought he would back off if he was having an affair 998 01:07:32,249 --> 01:07:34,282 with one of the girls in the sorority! 999 01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:36,418 Whoa. I think I need some air. 1000 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,786 And then you started seeing Marcus, 1001 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:40,188 and you went off to Cancun together, 1002 01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:42,557 and all the little hints I was giving didn't even pay off. 1003 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:46,194 Hints? What do you mean hints? 1004 01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:48,263 Haven't you've been having some dreams lately? 1005 01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:52,167 Some erotic dreams... About me? 1006 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:53,234 No. 1007 01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:55,170 No? What about a couple days ago, 1008 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:57,012 when you had a sudden, spontaneous... 1009 01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:12,587 How do you know about that? 1010 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,290 It was me. I got carried away. 1011 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,592 No! Nobody could possibly know about that. 1012 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:21,463 I told you sex spells are the one thing I'm good at. 1013 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:23,264 Look what I did with Nina! 1014 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,700 She went from a workaholic to a sexaholic. 1015 01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:27,552 You did that? 1016 01:08:27,553 --> 01:08:29,403 All she did was study, study, study. I just... 1017 01:08:29,406 --> 01:08:31,372 I opened her eyes, and increased her libido. 1018 01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:33,541 A lot. 1019 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:36,344 We should have never let you join our sorority. 1020 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,313 You are a sexual predator! 1021 01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:41,116 I am not. I only want to be with one person from now on! 1022 01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:42,183 You. 1023 01:08:42,185 --> 01:08:43,318 Don't... 1024 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,121 We're connected, I feel what you feel 1025 01:08:46,123 --> 01:08:48,289 and you feel whatever I want. 1026 01:08:50,193 --> 01:08:52,727 No, don't. No, stop. 1027 01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:54,329 What, you don't want to feel good? 1028 01:08:54,331 --> 01:08:55,830 Come on, don't be like that. 1029 01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:59,334 There's a spell in here that will make your toes curl. 1030 01:08:59,336 --> 01:09:01,903 I tried it once, I couldn't walk for two days! 1031 01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:05,640 No I'm better off with the killer clown doll! 1032 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,308 Fawn, don't go out there! 1033 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:08,376 It's not safe! 1034 01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:17,418 Come back inside. 1035 01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:19,787 We can figure out how to get the spirit out of the doll 1036 01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:21,689 and then discuss our future relationship. 1037 01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:23,925 We don't have a relationship. 1038 01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:26,327 I am in love with Marcus! 1039 01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:27,729 Marcus is dead. 1040 01:09:27,731 --> 01:09:29,898 You need to let it go and move on. 1041 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,300 Not with you. 1042 01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:34,462 Now, where were we? 1043 01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:36,264 Leave her alone, you bastard! 1044 01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:38,766 You're mine, baby, and I'm not going to let 1045 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:41,002 this tart get between our love! 1046 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:45,373 If you kill her, I will never forgive you, 1047 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,308 and we are officially over! 1048 01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:50,345 I thought you said we were already over. 1049 01:10:50,347 --> 01:10:52,347 I was just testing you. 1050 01:10:52,349 --> 01:10:54,482 To see how far you'd go for love. 1051 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,751 I killed myself and came back as a clown! 1052 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,853 Isn't that proof enough? 1053 01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:00,455 Yeah, it is. 1054 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:03,925 Just drop the knife, and I'll let you... 1055 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:04,993 Stick me with something else. 1056 01:11:04,995 --> 01:11:07,395 No! Eww! 1057 01:11:07,397 --> 01:11:09,897 If he sticks you, he sticks me! 1058 01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:12,533 Well, that is quite a twisted three-way. 1059 01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:14,502 Girl, girl, clown doll. 1060 01:11:14,504 --> 01:11:16,488 Kinky! 1061 01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:18,473 We have a problem here. The clown doll... 1062 01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:22,543 Isn't exactly equipped with all the proper accessories. 1063 01:11:22,545 --> 01:11:25,713 Well you're about... 12 inches, now. 1064 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,515 I can work with that. 1065 01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:30,918 You keep your perverted fetishes away from me! 1066 01:11:39,729 --> 01:11:43,498 Noooo! 1067 01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:47,368 I'll always love you. 1068 01:11:49,306 --> 01:11:52,907 I love you too, Dimpleface. 1069 01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:56,811 Hey, wait a second... 1070 01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:00,615 It doesn't hurt anymore! 1071 01:12:00,617 --> 01:12:02,717 Oh, her death broke the spell! 1072 01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:04,519 I'm free! 1073 01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:08,456 You! You're the one behind all of this. 1074 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:11,492 She ruined my life because of you! 1075 01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:14,195 No! 1076 01:12:14,196 --> 01:12:16,897 She never loved me. She was only using me to get to you! 1077 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:20,735 No, I never loved her. She was crazy! 1078 01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:24,072 So you're saying I died for no reason whatsoever? 1079 01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:26,908 I... I... 1080 01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:29,911 No one ever asked you to kill yourself 1081 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,613 or come back as a clown and murder six people! 1082 01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:34,482 You cannot blame this on me! 1083 01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,084 I can do anything I want. 1084 01:12:36,086 --> 01:12:38,886 I'm a 12-inch killer clown doll 1085 01:12:38,888 --> 01:12:41,522 with no genitals and a huge sex drive. 1086 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,458 That would drive anyone psychotic! 1087 01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:46,728 That is a valid argument. 1088 01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:48,363 You're dead, sister! 1089 01:12:48,365 --> 01:12:51,432 I'm Bobo, the clown. Let's play! 1090 01:12:51,434 --> 01:12:52,500 No! 1091 01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:57,859 Ever been tied up with silly string? 1092 01:15:16,862 --> 01:15:19,046 Now, this is the greatest show on earth! 1093 01:15:48,545 --> 01:15:50,244 And for my next act, 1094 01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:52,880 Human Shish Kebab, bitch! 1095 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:07,028 Got you! 1096 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:09,830 How do you like your new home, Pottymouth? 1097 01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:15,136 Nothing left to say? 1098 01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:17,204 No last words? 1099 01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:22,810 I know what you're trying to do. 1100 01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:24,345 You want me to think you're not under there 1101 01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:27,748 so that I lift the pot and you can escape. Well! 1102 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:28,950 You can't trick me. 1103 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:33,621 Nice try, Nitwit. 1104 01:16:33,623 --> 01:16:37,658 What's the matter? Nothing left to say? No last words? 1105 01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:39,060 Dean Whitman... 1106 01:16:39,062 --> 01:16:40,661 Call me Bobo. 1107 01:16:40,663 --> 01:16:42,330 Nobody calls Whitman a clown, 1108 01:16:42,332 --> 01:16:44,765 even if it's true. 1109 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:48,636 Bobo, I never meant you any harm. 1110 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:49,904 None of us did! 1111 01:16:49,906 --> 01:16:51,305 Right. 1112 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:53,908 I was just a prank. A joke. 1113 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:56,844 Well, you know us clowns, we'll do anything for a laugh. 1114 01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:59,847 Even slit a bimbo's throat. 1115 01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:01,716 It'll be a shame to paint that nice, 1116 01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:04,118 perky chest of yours blood red. 1117 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,253 Then don't do it! Don't do it. 1118 01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:07,822 I can... 1119 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:11,392 I can offer you something better! 1120 01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:14,895 Oh yeah? Like what? 1121 01:17:14,897 --> 01:17:19,033 Well, I can do everything Allie did for you! 1122 01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:20,635 More, probably! 1123 01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:23,304 Much, much more. 1124 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:28,175 Miss McBride, are you trying to seduce me? 1125 01:17:28,177 --> 01:17:30,978 You know, I have always had this fantasy of... 1126 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,847 You know, 1127 01:17:32,849 --> 01:17:35,049 doing it with a clown. 1128 01:17:35,051 --> 01:17:38,119 Really? Ooh, tell me more! 1129 01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:42,390 Well, you know those big floppy shoes 1130 01:17:42,392 --> 01:17:43,924 that clowns always wear? 1131 01:17:44,193 --> 01:17:45,826 Yes. 1132 01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:47,194 Well, I always thought, 1133 01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:50,297 what if their feet are really that big? 1134 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,483 So? 1135 01:17:52,484 --> 01:17:54,167 So, you know what they say about guys with big feet, 1136 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,404 it correlates with the size of their... 1137 01:17:56,406 --> 01:18:00,174 Oh, I'm starting to see the picture. 1138 01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:02,309 And those baggy pants that you always wear, 1139 01:18:02,311 --> 01:18:05,346 I figured that you were wearing them because... 1140 01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:08,716 You had something under there that you didn't want the children to see. 1141 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:12,119 You've got a dirty imagination, Miss McBride! 1142 01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:15,956 I do, Bobo. I'm so sorry. 1143 01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:17,892 Don't be sorry. I like it. 1144 01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:19,760 I'm kind of dirty myself. 1145 01:18:19,762 --> 01:18:22,897 Would you like me to wash you off? 1146 01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:26,133 You want to bathe me? Hmm. 1147 01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:28,903 Well, you are sort of covered in dirt 1148 01:18:28,905 --> 01:18:30,371 and grass 1149 01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:32,373 and Allie's blood. 1150 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,675 I actually washed up earlier. 1151 01:18:34,676 --> 01:18:37,236 You should have seen what I looked like after I got through Nina. 1152 01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,748 You mean through with Nina? 1153 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,718 No, I said what I meant. 1154 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:44,785 Oh, yes. 1155 01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:48,489 Killing people must be so hard. 1156 01:18:48,491 --> 01:18:50,825 Especially when you're my size. 1157 01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:03,738 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1158 01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:10,010 What are you doing? 1159 01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:11,812 Just turning on the water. 1160 01:19:13,116 --> 01:19:17,284 Not too hot, not too cold. I like it just right. 1161 01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:20,921 Oh, it feel so good. 1162 01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:26,427 You want to give it a go? 1163 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:29,897 Okay, but don't try anything funny! 1164 01:19:29,899 --> 01:19:33,267 You're the only clown here. 1165 01:19:36,472 --> 01:19:38,839 Ahhhhh... 1166 01:19:50,086 --> 01:19:51,285 You like that? 1167 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:52,419 Yeah. 1168 01:20:02,365 --> 01:20:06,801 Yes! Maybe I misjudged you, Miss McBride. 1169 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,570 Wouldn't count on it. 1170 01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:21,882 Hell yeah! 1171 01:20:21,884 --> 01:20:24,919 Who got the last laugh now? 1171 01:20:25,305 --> 01:20:31,277 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 81798

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