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What are you gonna surround me?
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Oh! You don't belong here.
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F*ck you! You put it down.
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Where are you goin?
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Ah!
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Daddy hurt himself.
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Ha-ha-ha, it's not
gonna fit you!
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And you don't do
that to a friend.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, no!
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Ah-h-h!
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It's a horrible idea.
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Look, if he says no,
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I'll just come back home.
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It's stupid
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and selfish.
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Be safe, okay?
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Okay.
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6:45 M.A.
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Woo!
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You're wearing the hat now?
That's fine, that's fine.
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Hey, don't take it off.
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No, I got a hat hook for ya.
Right over there.
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Just sit there.
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Glorious!
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It's glorious!
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Oh, Christmas!
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Oh, Santa Claus.
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Chris!
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Chris, it's Michael.
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Can I come up?
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Who?
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Mike Danube, your best friend.
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Yeah, man.
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Just don't scare away
the birds though.
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Seriously.
Okay.
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Do not scare the birds!
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Okay, I'm coming up, all right?
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Don't shoot, okay?
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Sure.
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Holy shit, man!
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Fucking Mike!
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How the fuck are ya, man?
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I'm good, man, I'm good.
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You?
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Oh, God, fucking
fantastic, man.
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Fucking living the dream, man.
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Isn't this fucking the tits?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's, uh, something else.
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Yeah.
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How'd you find this place?
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You sent me a map.
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Fuck, I did?
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Goddamn, man,
these fucking bugs
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are trying to fucking
get me, dude.
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They're trying to eat me like they
got this goddamn tree over here.
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Yeah, I read about that.
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It's a parasite,
a beetle, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It fucking flies, too.
Did you know that?
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A lot of people
don't know that.
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I wouldn't give a shit if they
ate the entire tree, but no,
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they fucking leave
it like a dick
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to fucking remind me that
they'll fucking eat me.
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Oh, fucking shut the fuck up!
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I swear to God
these fucking birds
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are just fucking take
my shit all the time
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and they will not
fucking shut up.
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Oh, God, eat my fucking...
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I got drinks, man,
you want a drink?
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Sure.
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Come on, man, let's
get fucking drinks.
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Come on.
Okay.
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Mike, it is good to see you.
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Seriously, I am glad you
got to see this place.
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It's a very special place to
me and you get to see it.
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I'm happy.
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Yeah, of course.
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Oh, God.
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You look, uh...
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You lost a, a ton of weight.
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Oh, yeah, I can
see my dick now.
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Crack-kins,
huh?
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You've been busy.
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Fuck yeah I've been busy, man.
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The inspiration,
I'm telling you,
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it just fucking
flows through me
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like a river of...
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Crap, where's my fucking pipe?
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Okay.
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All right.
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Give me my pipe, dude.
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I don't have it.
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Mike, fuck you.
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Give me my fucking
pipe right now!
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I don't have your pipe.
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Mike, you fucking asshole!
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No, don't fucking judge me with
your shitty fucking eyes goddamnit.
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Really?
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It was the fucking birds.
You're right, I gotcha.
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Okay, here it comes.
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Shit! Godda... Oh,
fucking bullets.
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Out of fucking bullets!
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Goddammit, man!
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Chris, it's okay, man, all right?
I see your pipe.
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You see it?
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Yes, yes, it's outside, okay?
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I'm, I'm gonna go outside
and I'm gonna get it.
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Okay. I'm gonna bring
it back to you.
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Bring it back.
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Just have a seat on your
mattress and chill out.
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You're the boss.
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All right, I'll
be waiting here.
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All right.
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You're a good friend, Michael.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry this had to happen
when you came to visit me.
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Oh.
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Oh, fuck Mike, you're
a fucking lifesaver.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, there we go.
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Oh, God.
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Fuck, man.
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That's a lot better, dude.
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Fuck, that was a close one.
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Oh, God.
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Sorry, man.
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For what?
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All right, look, I came here
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to ask you one last time.
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Can we get in my truck
and take you somewhere?
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Oh, come on, dude, no way, man.
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This...
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Mike this is my fucking
destiny, man, you know that.
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All I'm asking is
that you get clean
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for one week, okay?
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If after that you
want to go back
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to dying here, that's fine.
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No.
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No way.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Well, goodbye.
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What?
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Mike, don't fucking...
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Here, dude, don't leave.
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Finish your drink, man.
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Come on, sit down.
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Come on, finish your drink.
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Sit down, finish your
drink, talk to me.
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How's...
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How's your wife?
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How's, um... Jennifer. Jennifer.
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Is good.
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Jennifer's good, right?
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Okay, that's good.
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Is she still mad at
me about the wedding?
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Yes.
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Really?
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Yeah, actually, yeah, nobody,
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nobody really likes you
very much right now.
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Oh, that sucks.
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You can fix it.
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Oh, God, there's no...
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Do you remem...
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I don't think I can fix that.
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God.
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Oh God, Mike, I got
a fucking dog.
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Can you believe that?
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I finally got a fucking dog.
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It's so fucking awesome.
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She doesn't live here,
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but she visits me every day.
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We're, uh, we're writing
a book together
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on, uh, squirrels.
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Her idea.
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When's the last time you slept?
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Oh, fuck.
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Jeez, I don't know.
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Well, all right.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You're leavin'?
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All right, man.
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In seven days the last
molecule of that shit
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will be leaving your body.
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After that, you wanna die,
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I will throw you the key,
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and you'll never see me again.
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Mike, what are ya doing?
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Mike, what the fuck?
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Look, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go to the store.
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I'll be back in a half hour.
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Mike!
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Mike, fuck off!
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Mike, take this fucking off me
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right fucking now!
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Try and sleep it off.
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Michael!
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Fuck you, Mike!
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Mike!
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Mike!
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Oh, my fucking God, Mike,
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you're a fucking dead man!
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Fucking let me out
of this fucking thing!
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Michael!
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Oh, fuck!
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I tried, there's no,
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there's no signal at the cabin.
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Yeah, he, uh, he
says he's gonna try.
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He was being
surprisingly agreeable.
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So...
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Yeah, I know, it is a miracle.
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I know, I know, there're much
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bigger responsibilities.
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Well, hey.
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Well, hi, where'd
you come from?
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What's your name?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Pretty dog.
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Hey.
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Where'd you get that?
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My pocket.
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I don't want my
teeth to fall out.
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Michael, when you were gone
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I took a long, hard
look at myself.
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You're right.
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I'm pretty fucked up.
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I need to go to rehab.
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I'm ready, man.
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I'm ready for you
to take me to rehab.
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Let's do this.
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Uncuff me.
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What are you doing?
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Why are you doing that?
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Mike, let me out
of the fucking cuffs.
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Do you know why
Jimi Hendrix died?
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He didn't have Mike Danube
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and a set of handcuffs
to save his life.
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Here, you're gonna need
water and calories.
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It's an empty bag anyway.
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Hey, I found someone
you know outside.
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Are Billy and Micah outside?
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No, you still talk
to those degenerates?
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They're my drug dealers.
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Oh my God, Sara!
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Kill Mike.
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Kill Mike, Sara.
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I found an address on her tags.
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I should probably take
her back to her owner.
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Oh yeah, great idea, Mike.
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Take away the only thing
in life that keeps me
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from killing myself.
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She has a really
good imagination.
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Hey, some ointment
for your wrist.
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I'm gonna fire up some
chili, you want some?
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Does it got crack
in it, motherfucker?
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Okay, at least drink something.
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I read that the dehydration
will only make this worse.
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Thank you for this.
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I appreciate it.
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Please, Michael.
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Please.
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I need it.
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Please, Michael.
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Please, Michael.
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Please.
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I need it, Michael.
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Please.
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Please, Michael.
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I need it.
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Please.
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Please, Mike.
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I need it, Mike.
279
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:57,427
Please.
280
00:14:57,428 --> 00:15:01,165
Please, Mike.
281
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,630
Please, Michael.
282
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,731
Give me the fucking key, Mike!
283
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:36,333
Give me the fucking key, man!
284
00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,768
Fuck!
285
00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:40,937
Oh... Oh.
286
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,645
Fuck.
287
00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:50,684
Oh.
288
00:15:53,684 --> 00:15:55,565
Oh.
289
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:09,710
Oh, God.
290
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,077
Wake up you little bitch.
291
00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:22,614
Yo, come out, don't be
keeping all that stuff
292
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,751
for your dirty
carpet mining self.
293
00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:29,653
Oh, shit!
294
00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:31,488
Mike Danube and shit.
295
00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:33,724
Fuck, what up, dog?
296
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:36,094
I didn't know you
was into chicken?
297
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:40,564
Where's Chris?
298
00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:42,633
Yo, Chris!
299
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,569
Chris!
300
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,504
He all whooped already?
301
00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:49,105
No, he's, uh, he's sick
302
00:16:49,106 --> 00:16:50,672
and he's taking a break,
303
00:16:50,673 --> 00:16:51,708
but I'll, uh, I'll let him know
304
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:54,545
you guys stopped by.
305
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:55,645
Y'all are getting all spracked
306
00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:56,712
on our shit in there, huh?
307
00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:57,615
You tell him, dog.
308
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,651
Yeah.
309
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:01,652
Use that shit.
310
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:05,756
I fucking dare you.
311
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:07,591
Come on.
312
00:17:07,592 --> 00:17:10,560
All right then.
313
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:14,797
Now I see how it is.
314
00:17:14,798 --> 00:17:18,535
Yo, Chris,
315
00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,303
we're gonna come back
later go fishing.
316
00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:22,104
I'm telling you, motherfucker.
317
00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:23,307
If we don't get
that blue belly,
318
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:27,544
we're gonna have
some problems, yo.
319
00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:29,784
Fucking cunt.
320
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:33,487
Faggot.
321
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,621
Oh, what the fuck?
322
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,654
Are you fucking dealing?
323
00:17:38,655 --> 00:17:40,491
I wish I was fucking dealing.
324
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,594
What's the gun for?
325
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,795
Protection.
326
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:47,663
Protection from what?
327
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:48,397
The birds.
328
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,602
Okay, there are
no birds, Chris.
329
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,507
You have meth psychosis.
330
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,606
The gray man.
331
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,642
The gray man, yes of course.
332
00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:00,575
Mike, the government
issues each
333
00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:01,878
and every one of us
a shadow man.
334
00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:03,546
Billy and Micah stopped by.
335
00:18:03,547 --> 00:18:04,779
Billy and Micah are fucked up.
336
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:05,847
Don't fuck with
those guys, dude.
337
00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:07,816
You know, I never thought
that you would end up
338
00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:08,685
as bad as them.
339
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:09,819
I fucking...
340
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,689
I'm kidnapped, asshole,
and you're jud...
341
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,191
You're a self-righteous
asshole!
342
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:15,759
They said that you have
something of theirs.
343
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,261
God.
344
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,462
All right, man, fucking
last fucking month
345
00:18:20,463 --> 00:18:22,599
my check didn't come
and fucking so they
346
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,268
shared with me.
347
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,636
Oh, God.
348
00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:28,673
Provided I just fucking
pay 'em back this month.
349
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,207
Okay.
350
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,543
Where is it?
351
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,877
You found it already.
352
00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:38,248
The rest of it.
353
00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:40,383
Okay.
354
00:18:40,384 --> 00:18:43,964
Come on, dude, you know I'm
gonna find it eventually.
355
00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,732
Mike, please just
give me a hit of it.
356
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:58,735
Mike, seriously.
357
00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:00,604
Mike, I...
358
00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:02,338
I know I sound ridiculous
'cause you hear...
359
00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:06,788
Just plea...
Just I... You don't just go cold turkey.
360
00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:09,772
What'd you do with it?
361
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,606
Mike, you can't fuck around
with this stuff, man.
362
00:20:11,607 --> 00:20:12,842
I didn't do anything, okay?
363
00:20:12,843 --> 00:20:13,642
I just picked this stuff up
364
00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,644
and I brought it straight here.
365
00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:16,948
There was nothing
else down there?
366
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,449
No, just a shitload of guns,
367
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,051
that box, and these
like a little story.
368
00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:23,686
Mike, this is not good, man.
369
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,787
Look, I know right
now it probably feels
370
00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,858
like you're not gonna make it,
but you're gonna be all right.
371
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:31,528
Oh God, I owe Micah and Billy.
372
00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:34,365
They're not the same guys
from high school, Mike.
373
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,499
I saw Billy hit a girl so hard
374
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,902
her fucking eyeball popped
out of her fucking head.
375
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,871
What are these?
376
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:43,739
They're fucking
some photos I found
377
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,043
by the stone house.
378
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,809
I was gonna sell 'em
at the flea market.
379
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:49,812
And they were just
lying there in the dirt?
380
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,615
You find all kinds
of shit out here.
381
00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:54,851
People do rituals.
382
00:20:54,852 --> 00:20:55,852
So, you've got government
383
00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:58,387
and devil worshipper problems?
384
00:20:58,388 --> 00:20:59,628
I'm really fucking tired, Mike.
385
00:21:00,023 --> 00:21:02,992
This is probably the point
386
00:21:02,993 --> 00:21:06,329
where you're gonna wanna
sleep for a few days.
387
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:11,101
Oh, God, fuck off.
388
00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:12,892
I'm going for a walk.
389
00:21:34,892 --> 00:21:36,361
That's exactly what
Jedediah was saying
390
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:39,996
about the metamorphosis
of the tadpole.
391
00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:42,031
Hey, how's it going, man?
392
00:21:42,032 --> 00:21:43,366
Good, thanks.
393
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,402
Right on, right on.
394
00:21:45,403 --> 00:21:48,872
Hey, uh, if you
don't me asking,
395
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:51,842
what, uh, what are
you doing out here?
396
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:55,412
Oh, I'm, uh, just
visiting my friend.
397
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,912
Very cool, very cool.
398
00:21:56,913 --> 00:21:58,546
The only reason I'm
asking is that we come
399
00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:00,585
out here just about
every day after prayer
400
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,719
and we never see anyone ever.
401
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,954
So, this is awesome.
402
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,956
I'm Justin.
403
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,891
Um, hi.
404
00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:09,992
I'm, I'm Michael.
405
00:22:09,993 --> 00:22:11,796
Michael, it's fantastic
to meet you.
406
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:12,929
This is David.
407
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:13,431
Hi.
408
00:22:13,497 --> 00:22:15,966
And this is Aaron.
409
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,835
- How ya doing, brother?
- Good.
410
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:20,937
Yeah.
411
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:23,405
So, you guys are like
in a church group?
412
00:22:23,406 --> 00:22:24,606
Basically, basically.
413
00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:27,809
Our whole thing is just making
sure that people know that
414
00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:29,451
the celestial Messiah
will land his vessel
415
00:22:30,013 --> 00:22:34,048
before the end of days.
416
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,145
Why are you freaking out?
417
00:24:09,145 --> 00:24:09,845
Fuck!
418
00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,047
Holy shit!
419
00:24:11,048 --> 00:24:12,548
Holy shit!
420
00:24:12,549 --> 00:24:13,949
What, what's happening?
421
00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:14,951
There's somebody outside.
422
00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:16,653
Do they have my stuff?
423
00:24:16,654 --> 00:24:17,922
No, it's some girl.
424
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:21,124
She looks crazy,
or sick, or some shit.
425
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,893
Oh, God.
426
00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:24,927
You're not scared?
427
00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:30,133
No, man, she's probably from the new
age mental health house up the street.
428
00:24:30,134 --> 00:24:32,003
They wander out all the time.
429
00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:34,285
Oh.
430
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:48,985
Rise and shine, cunts!
431
00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:50,624
Oh, fuck.
432
00:24:53,624 --> 00:24:54,890
Give me my gun, Mike.
433
00:24:54,891 --> 00:24:56,626
Mike, don't leave
here without a gun.
434
00:24:56,627 --> 00:24:58,127
Mike, don't be stupid.
435
00:24:58,128 --> 00:24:59,796
Fuck.
436
00:24:59,797 --> 00:25:02,199
Just give me the crizzy
and we'll bounce.
437
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,268
Look, Billy, we don't
have your shit, okay?
438
00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:07,736
Look, Chris either smoked
it all or he lost it,
439
00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:10,040
I don't know, but I can
write you a check right now
440
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,708
for whatever he owes you
441
00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:12,809
if you'd be willing
to call it even.
442
00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:14,177
No, fuck that shit.
443
00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:15,777
Come on, Chris, give me
the fucking twizz, bitch.
444
00:25:15,778 --> 00:25:17,248
Fuck you, Billy! I
don't owe you shit.
445
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:20,115
Shut the fuck up!
446
00:25:20,116 --> 00:25:23,119
Look, Bill, I will give
you more than enough money
447
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,954
to buy some more, okay?
448
00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:26,355
- Billy.
- Yeah?
449
00:25:26,356 --> 00:25:28,224
Someone's coming
up the hill, dog.
450
00:25:28,225 --> 00:25:29,793
All right, fuck you.
451
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,932
Fuck you, Danube.
452
00:25:34,932 --> 00:25:36,097
What are you doing here?
453
00:25:36,098 --> 00:25:38,334
I'm, uh, I'm just
visiting my friend.
454
00:25:38,335 --> 00:25:40,635
Yeah, what the fuck's
your friend doing here?
455
00:25:40,636 --> 00:25:41,905
Hey, Mike, who is that?
456
00:25:41,906 --> 00:25:44,074
Don't let 'em know I'm in here.
457
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,142
I'm, uh, Michael.
458
00:25:46,143 --> 00:25:48,778
Charles.
459
00:25:48,779 --> 00:25:49,711
Is there a problem?
460
00:25:49,712 --> 00:25:53,283
Yeah, there's a problem.
This is my goddamn building.
461
00:25:53,284 --> 00:25:55,987
Oh, so Chris, Chris
didn't pay his rent?
462
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,153
Who the fuck is Chris?
463
00:25:58,154 --> 00:25:59,389
Shit.
464
00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:04,095
Look, um, I'm trying to get him out
of here and I need less than a week.
465
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:07,096
Is there anyway we can
work something out?
466
00:26:07,097 --> 00:26:08,965
Well, that would be impossible.
467
00:26:08,966 --> 00:26:13,135
See, that's
the reservation border.
468
00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:14,638
We're on a reservation?
469
00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:19,174
You need tribal council
approval to stay here.
470
00:26:19,175 --> 00:26:21,177
Okay, look, um,
471
00:26:21,178 --> 00:26:23,211
how 'bout I write
you a check right now
472
00:26:23,212 --> 00:26:25,816
and five days from now you will
never know we were even here?
473
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,116
Are you serious?
474
00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:30,085
Yeah.
475
00:26:30,086 --> 00:26:32,221
Tell you what.
476
00:26:32,222 --> 00:26:35,191
To bring me cash tomorrow
477
00:26:35,192 --> 00:26:38,965
you call this number.
478
00:26:41,965 --> 00:26:44,266
And I want this place
cleaned up in five days.
479
00:26:44,267 --> 00:26:45,135
Do you understand me?
480
00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:48,171
I do.
481
00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:50,441
A lot of drug addicts
buried in these hills,
482
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,887
you know that?
483
00:27:03,887 --> 00:27:04,687
You're squatting.
484
00:27:04,688 --> 00:27:05,756
You're squatting.
485
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:08,191
No, man, we're squatting.
486
00:27:08,192 --> 00:27:13,962
I mean, don't you get money from
welfare, or unemployment, or something?
487
00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:14,863
Well, the owner was out there.
488
00:27:14,864 --> 00:27:16,931
Billy and Micah are
coming back, Mike.
489
00:27:16,932 --> 00:27:18,132
You never know when
but they always come back,
490
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,834
and they're gonna
fucking kill us.
491
00:27:19,835 --> 00:27:23,072
Oh, and did you know you're
on an Indian reservation?
492
00:27:23,073 --> 00:27:24,472
How the fuck am
I supposed to know
493
00:27:24,473 --> 00:27:27,209
what an Indian reservation is
or what private property is?
494
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,178
Check a map you fucking idiot.
495
00:27:29,179 --> 00:27:30,446
I'm a fucking junkie, Mike.
496
00:27:30,447 --> 00:27:31,747
I move every two weeks when
497
00:27:31,748 --> 00:27:33,414
I'm not fucking
chained to a pipe.
498
00:27:33,415 --> 00:27:35,017
Do you have any idea
what tribal security
499
00:27:35,019 --> 00:27:37,854
would do to us if they
caught us here?
500
00:27:37,855 --> 00:27:39,088
Whatever they want.
Yeah.
501
00:27:39,089 --> 00:27:40,389
Yeah, okay, so
fucking uncuff me.
502
00:27:40,390 --> 00:27:41,824
Let's get the fuck out of here.
503
00:27:41,825 --> 00:27:43,059
No, I'm gonna pay
'em for five days.
504
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,728
What?
We'll be fine.
505
00:27:44,962 --> 00:27:47,963
Well, I hope you got a good fucking
deal 'cause this place really sucks.
506
00:27:47,964 --> 00:27:48,831
What is that smell?
507
00:27:48,832 --> 00:27:50,196
I shit in the bucket.
508
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,366
The man said that
it was worth more,
509
00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:32,568
wouldn't do that to you.
510
00:29:32,569 --> 00:29:35,438
Where's the rest?
511
00:29:35,439 --> 00:29:38,441
There isn't any more.
512
00:29:38,442 --> 00:29:41,477
I'm not lying to you.
513
00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:43,013
What is that?
514
00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:45,047
No!
515
00:29:45,048 --> 00:29:46,316
God, please!
516
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:47,983
Please!
517
00:29:47,984 --> 00:29:49,419
Please!
518
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,433
Please!
519
00:30:37,433 --> 00:30:39,134
What was that?
520
00:30:39,135 --> 00:30:40,970
Some weird story.
521
00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:41,837
Yeah.
522
00:30:41,838 --> 00:30:45,408
Well, the air weighs
a billion pounds
523
00:30:45,409 --> 00:30:49,479
and I itch all over still.
524
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,582
Hey, where did you
find those pictures?
525
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,450
Told ya, man, by that
stone house thing.
526
00:30:54,451 --> 00:30:55,586
Near the stove thing?
527
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,987
Yeah.
528
00:30:57,988 --> 00:31:00,154
There's a weird record
with a story in there.
529
00:31:00,155 --> 00:31:02,259
There's weird shit
everywhere, man.
530
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:05,327
There's some weird
tires by the river.
531
00:31:05,328 --> 00:31:06,996
Why don't you grab that?
532
00:31:06,997 --> 00:31:09,065
Why'd you send me the video?
533
00:31:09,066 --> 00:31:10,366
I didn't send you a video.
534
00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:12,302
Yeah, you did.
535
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:14,537
The link you emailed me.
536
00:31:14,538 --> 00:31:17,374
Mike, do you see a computer
or a camera around here, man?
537
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,174
I sold all that shit
538
00:31:19,175 --> 00:31:23,445
a year ago to shitty Carl.
539
00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:25,548
What are ya, gonna surround me?
540
00:31:25,549 --> 00:31:27,150
Oh!
541
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:28,952
I don't think I sent you that.
542
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:31,453
Yeah, you sent it
to me with a map.
543
00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:34,590
Look, dude, you haven't
slept in like two days
544
00:31:34,591 --> 00:31:37,226
and my brain is
fucked, obviously,
545
00:31:37,227 --> 00:31:39,495
so why don't you uncuff me
546
00:31:39,496 --> 00:31:42,966
before you go crazy?
547
00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:47,438
Yeah, you're right,
I need sleep.
548
00:32:22,172 --> 00:32:24,508
Hey, I found this library
book on our doorstep.
549
00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:26,241
Oh, that's fantastic.
550
00:32:26,242 --> 00:32:27,344
Do you wanna uncuff me now?
551
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:28,243
It's cool.
552
00:32:28,244 --> 00:32:30,778
It's like a collection of
fiction writing or something.
553
00:32:30,779 --> 00:32:33,180
God, my legs are
starting to cramp up.
554
00:32:33,181 --> 00:32:35,285
There's a bunch of like
campfire ghost stories.
555
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,585
It's a...
556
00:32:36,586 --> 00:32:39,721
Oh God, they're really
starting to hurt.
557
00:32:39,722 --> 00:32:41,258
Hey, I'm gonna go pay that guy.
558
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,093
Do you need anything?
559
00:32:44,094 --> 00:32:47,162
Yeah, some food would be good.
560
00:32:47,163 --> 00:32:49,175
Uh...
561
00:32:59,175 --> 00:33:02,116
Can you hand it to me, man?
I can barely fucking move.
562
00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:09,694
There. Thank you.
563
00:33:18,694 --> 00:33:23,365
Just fucking kill me, man.
564
00:33:23,366 --> 00:33:25,601
Seriously, just fucking
grab a gun and kill me.
565
00:33:25,602 --> 00:33:26,702
Look, Chris, I'm obviously
566
00:33:26,703 --> 00:33:28,770
I'm not an expert, okay,
567
00:33:28,771 --> 00:33:30,604
but I read that this
is normal, okay?
568
00:33:30,605 --> 00:33:32,841
You're gonna feel weak, and
you're gonna feel helpless,
569
00:33:32,842 --> 00:33:34,178
but eventually,
little by little,
570
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:37,380
you will get better.
571
00:33:37,381 --> 00:33:38,747
I'm not gonna fucking
be able to do this, man.
572
00:33:38,748 --> 00:33:39,581
Yes, you can.
573
00:33:39,582 --> 00:33:40,414
Yes, you can.
574
00:33:40,415 --> 00:33:41,050
Trust me on this.
575
00:33:41,051 --> 00:33:44,487
You can do this, okay?
576
00:33:44,488 --> 00:33:45,521
You have my word
you're not gonna die.
577
00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:46,521
Fuck.
578
00:33:46,522 --> 00:33:49,101
Just fucking kill me.
579
00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:57,602
Hey.
580
00:33:57,733 --> 00:33:59,843
Hey.
581
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:08,143
You have four days.
582
00:34:08,144 --> 00:34:10,846
Got it, thank you.
583
00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:14,517
Um, hey, hey, Charles?
584
00:34:14,518 --> 00:34:17,351
My sincerest apologizes
on behalf of both of us.
585
00:34:17,352 --> 00:34:18,286
It doesn't matter.
586
00:34:18,287 --> 00:34:19,755
If I were you, I'd leave.
587
00:34:19,756 --> 00:34:22,725
Ain't nothing you
can do for him.
588
00:34:22,726 --> 00:34:28,163
Hey, can I ask you
a quick question?
589
00:34:28,164 --> 00:34:29,831
With all due respect, um,
590
00:34:29,832 --> 00:34:31,501
why is no one living
in the place?
591
00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:36,138
I mean, why not, you know,
finish it off and rent it?
592
00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:37,639
We rent it out
to tribal members
593
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,876
but it got burnt in the fires.
594
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:43,312
We couldn't afford to rebuild.
595
00:34:43,313 --> 00:34:46,681
I'm sorry to hear that.
596
00:34:46,682 --> 00:34:48,355
Thank you again.
597
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:52,318
Hi.
598
00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:26,221
So, these are just
there in its place?
599
00:35:26,222 --> 00:35:27,490
Yeah, it's bizarre, right?
600
00:35:27,491 --> 00:35:29,773
No, I don't care.
601
00:35:43,773 --> 00:35:47,246
Another story with
a fucked up ending.
602
00:35:49,246 --> 00:35:50,846
What do you think?
603
00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:52,681
About what?
604
00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:55,750
Do you think someone's leaving
these stories for us to find?
605
00:35:55,751 --> 00:35:58,355
I think people leave
their shit everywhere
606
00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:01,457
and you fucking
take it personally.
607
00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:03,792
I don't know, Billy and Micah?
608
00:36:03,793 --> 00:36:05,360
The chick in the window?
I don't know, the fucking dog?
609
00:36:05,361 --> 00:36:10,299
Like why would somebody be
leaving stuff for us to find?
610
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:11,735
I don't fucking know, Mike.
611
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:14,736
Who gives a shit, man?
612
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,706
I got bigger fucking
problems than your
613
00:36:16,707 --> 00:36:19,726
fucking faggot recordings.
614
00:36:36,726 --> 00:36:38,995
Seriously?
615
00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:41,763
Alcohol has never
been your problem.
616
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:42,863
Actually, no, I won't say that.
617
00:36:42,864 --> 00:36:44,768
If you have problems
when you drink,
618
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:48,337
you have a drinking problem.
619
00:36:48,338 --> 00:36:50,872
What the fuck are
you talking about?
620
00:36:50,873 --> 00:36:55,778
Denise "The Beast" Price.
621
00:36:55,779 --> 00:36:57,748
Why you gotta
bring up old shit?
622
00:36:57,749 --> 00:37:00,649
She's easily the fattest girl,
623
00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:02,985
I think, that has ever
walked the planet.
624
00:37:02,986 --> 00:37:05,821
I was wasted, man.
625
00:37:05,822 --> 00:37:07,757
I literally saw her
eat an entire block
626
00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:10,426
of Velveeta cheese
in one sitting.
627
00:37:10,427 --> 00:37:12,829
We were making nachos
and the stove was broken.
628
00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:16,332
There's no excuse
for that, dude.
629
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,833
You had sex with
"Grody" Jody Jenkins.
630
00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:19,534
I was in college.
631
00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:21,604
I was hammered.
632
00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:23,772
She looked like John Madden.
633
00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:24,674
No way.
634
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:27,642
Oh, yeah, she was
a punisher of eyes.
635
00:37:27,643 --> 00:37:28,923
Well, it's not as
bad as the hogs
636
00:37:29,012 --> 00:37:30,614
that Dale used
to bang, remember?
637
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,781
Oh, man, Dale was the man
638
00:37:32,782 --> 00:37:33,942
'cause he owned it, you know?
639
00:37:34,016 --> 00:37:35,417
He had an opinion,
640
00:37:35,418 --> 00:37:36,985
he didn't care, and he
just went for it.
641
00:37:36,986 --> 00:37:39,889
He didn't give a shit who
fucking cared about it.
642
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:40,435
To Dale.
643
00:37:40,456 --> 00:37:41,474
To Dale.
644
00:37:57,474 --> 00:37:58,774
Chris.
645
00:37:58,775 --> 00:38:01,710
Oh my God, I feel like shit.
646
00:38:01,711 --> 00:38:04,046
But in a different way.
647
00:38:04,047 --> 00:38:08,417
Where did this come from?
648
00:38:08,418 --> 00:38:10,721
You were looking at
it when you passed out.
649
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,053
I was?
650
00:38:12,054 --> 00:38:14,909
No, I have no idea.
651
00:39:06,909 --> 00:39:09,979
Well, I mean, you know,
it's hard to tell.
652
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,181
Um, you know, we'll have
to see after, you know,
653
00:39:12,182 --> 00:39:13,948
we get back, but, uh,
654
00:39:13,949 --> 00:39:17,021
yeah, I'm, uh, I'm
really optimistic.
655
00:39:18,021 --> 00:39:22,424
Well, yeah, I mean, I'm
going a little stir crazy
656
00:39:22,425 --> 00:39:25,627
and I miss you a lot.
657
00:39:25,628 --> 00:39:27,930
How ya feeling?
658
00:39:27,931 --> 00:39:31,433
Yeah, but I mean it's
just the mornings, right?
659
00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:34,103
Okay, well then, yeah,
I guess you better
660
00:39:34,104 --> 00:39:36,171
tend to that.
661
00:39:36,172 --> 00:39:38,956
I love ya.
662
00:40:24,621 --> 00:40:26,522
Can I go down to the
stream and wash off?
663
00:40:26,523 --> 00:40:28,656
Nope.
664
00:40:28,657 --> 00:40:30,092
Can I change my clothes?
665
00:40:30,093 --> 00:40:33,529
I'm not changing mine.
666
00:40:33,530 --> 00:40:35,598
Man, you have no faith in me.
667
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,633
Look, if that were the case,
668
00:40:37,634 --> 00:40:38,800
I wouldn't be here.
669
00:40:38,801 --> 00:40:42,203
I just, uh, don't have very
much faith in you right now.
670
00:40:42,204 --> 00:40:44,939
Yeah, likewise.
671
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:48,075
- What are you talking about?
- You know what I'm fucking talking about.
672
00:40:48,076 --> 00:40:49,510
Dude, you keep coming
here with these
673
00:40:49,511 --> 00:40:51,646
shitty recordings
and these stupid stories
674
00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:54,050
about how you found 'em, and
you're fucking acting weird.
675
00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:54,751
I'm...
676
00:40:55,018 --> 00:40:56,550
Okay, I'm not like making
677
00:40:56,551 --> 00:40:57,918
this shit up, all right?
678
00:40:57,919 --> 00:41:00,123
I think someone might
be messing with us.
679
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,223
Maybe you have a...
680
00:41:02,224 --> 00:41:03,704
split personalities
and you're leaving
681
00:41:04,027 --> 00:41:06,594
each other gifts
and shit for you to find.
682
00:41:06,595 --> 00:41:07,963
Do you want some water?
683
00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:11,299
No, I'm good.
684
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:15,943
Oh, great, more shitty
fucking recordings.
685
00:41:20,943 --> 00:41:22,076
You fucking...
686
00:41:22,077 --> 00:41:24,715
Ah-h-h!
687
00:41:26,715 --> 00:41:29,984
That's impossible.
688
00:41:29,985 --> 00:41:32,988
That could be fucking filmed
from right outside the window.
689
00:41:32,989 --> 00:41:35,857
Then where's, uh,
where's the glare?
690
00:41:35,858 --> 00:41:37,157
Okay, where's,
where's the glass
691
00:41:37,158 --> 00:41:38,992
if it's outside the window?
692
00:41:38,993 --> 00:41:40,994
It's not fucking HD,
Mike, it's dog shit.
693
00:41:40,995 --> 00:41:45,901
That could be filmed from right
outside the fucking window.
694
00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:47,342
What, you think it's
Billy and Micah?
695
00:41:48,003 --> 00:41:49,972
I think some fucking
kids up the street
696
00:41:49,973 --> 00:41:52,040
are just fucking with ya.
697
00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:53,043
You really think so?
698
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,676
Mike, I don't...
699
00:41:54,677 --> 00:41:56,144
I'm fucking starving, Mike,
700
00:41:56,145 --> 00:41:57,979
and if you don't stop
talking about this
701
00:41:57,980 --> 00:42:00,048
goddamn shitty
recording business
702
00:42:00,049 --> 00:42:03,217
and fucking start preparing us some
food, I'm gonna fucking strangle myself
703
00:42:03,218 --> 00:42:04,721
with my fucking shoelaces, man.
704
00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:07,989
I swear to God.
705
00:42:07,990 --> 00:42:11,060
Make me beans,
or food, or something.
706
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:12,762
Yeah, I'll pick up
some stuff for dinner.
707
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:14,196
Oh, God, thank you.
708
00:42:14,197 --> 00:42:16,000
Do you want me to go with you?
709
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,734
Hey, could I, uh,
710
00:42:52,735 --> 00:42:56,839
could I talk to you
for a second?
711
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,573
Thank you.
712
00:42:57,574 --> 00:42:58,740
You need to be out of there.
713
00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:01,210
No, I know, I just wanted
to ask you about something.
714
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:04,178
There's a, there's
a shed down the hill
715
00:43:04,179 --> 00:43:05,847
from your place,
do you know why
716
00:43:05,848 --> 00:43:07,916
there's a bunch of playback
equipment in it?
717
00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:10,123
Shouldn't be in there.
718
00:43:14,123 --> 00:43:17,825
I found this journal in there and it was
written all in French, and I was...
719
00:43:17,826 --> 00:43:21,864
Yeah, yeah, we rented it out to a bunch
of French students to research something.
720
00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:24,366
You need to leave.
721
00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:29,203
Did you talk to them?
722
00:43:29,204 --> 00:43:33,841
They said they were
researching folktales.
723
00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:36,210
That's it?
724
00:43:36,211 --> 00:43:38,686
They didn't say anything else?
725
00:43:43,686 --> 00:43:47,458
They asked a lot
about the caverns.
726
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:50,292
All right, thank you.
727
00:43:50,293 --> 00:43:52,030
We're coming in two days.
728
00:43:55,030 --> 00:43:57,264
I think obviously
we need a kitchen,
729
00:43:57,265 --> 00:43:58,298
some granite countertops.
730
00:43:58,299 --> 00:43:59,969
Of course, granite's probably
731
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:03,272
not gonna pencil out,
732
00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:04,338
but the thing is it's your
733
00:44:04,339 --> 00:44:06,208
God-given right
to be happy.
734
00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:08,343
Oh, hey, you must be Mike.
735
00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:09,844
Mike, Ted, Ted Tellensworth.
736
00:44:09,845 --> 00:44:10,577
How ya doing?
737
00:44:10,578 --> 00:44:11,912
I was just telling Chris here
738
00:44:11,913 --> 00:44:15,184
how it looks the wool's been pulled
over our collective eyes, so to speak.
739
00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:16,752
Mm-hm.
740
00:44:16,753 --> 00:44:19,788
Oh, we're not
interested in, um,
741
00:44:19,789 --> 00:44:20,356
I'm, I'm Catholic.
742
00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:21,756
I understand.
743
00:44:21,757 --> 00:44:25,259
California, bless their liberal
bedwettin' ACLU card carrying hearts,
744
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:27,195
allowed you two newly weds to
consummate your bond.
745
00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:29,329
Then you guys move into this
place after some wheeling, dealing,
746
00:44:29,330 --> 00:44:31,768
dickhead mortgage broker
sells you guys an Option ARM
747
00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:33,968
with a NegAm balloon payment.
748
00:44:33,969 --> 00:44:36,206
No kids, expendable
incomes turned out to be
749
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:39,942
a real financial
nightmare for you guys.
750
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,344
You guys just want
to feel right again.
751
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,910
No, okay, we're not...
752
00:44:42,911 --> 00:44:46,146
Mike, I'm not here to decide who's
the cub and who's the bear.
753
00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:47,782
What I am here to tell ya,
754
00:44:47,783 --> 00:44:51,353
that cash out loan the bank's
tellin' ya isn't possible?
755
00:44:51,354 --> 00:44:54,223
Right here in this briefcase.
756
00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:56,959
That whole "We buy
houses for cash"
757
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:57,993
I'm that guy.
758
00:44:57,994 --> 00:44:58,992
He's that guy, Mike.
759
00:44:58,993 --> 00:45:01,095
Ted, tell him how much
we could probably get.
760
00:45:01,096 --> 00:45:02,295
Hold your horses, sunshine.
761
00:45:02,296 --> 00:45:04,898
The thing is, I'm gonna need
to see some loan paperwork,
762
00:45:04,899 --> 00:45:07,068
maybe a deed, whatever
you guys have on hand,
763
00:45:07,069 --> 00:45:08,235
and we could probably
work this thing out.
764
00:45:08,236 --> 00:45:09,137
Mike, we have that right?
765
00:45:09,138 --> 00:45:10,838
Why don't you just
give us a retainer now...
766
00:45:10,839 --> 00:45:13,441
Wait, wait. So, you're
a mortgage broker?
767
00:45:13,442 --> 00:45:16,744
Uh, Michael, let's just say what I
used to be able to do on the phones,
768
00:45:16,745 --> 00:45:19,313
probably served better in this
economy going door to door.
769
00:45:19,314 --> 00:45:21,115
So, you're not
a mortgage broker.
770
00:45:21,116 --> 00:45:23,219
You guys are obviously
doing what you guys do.
771
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,120
I do what it is I do.
772
00:45:25,121 --> 00:45:27,220
Nobody talks about maybe
what we can do together,
773
00:45:27,221 --> 00:45:28,456
and, uh, if we do
this thing right,
774
00:45:28,457 --> 00:45:29,423
we trust each other,
775
00:45:29,424 --> 00:45:32,295
we could probably all
profit from this thing.
776
00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:34,529
We're renting.
777
00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:35,465
I'll be damned.
778
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:37,198
Of course you two are.
779
00:45:37,199 --> 00:45:40,133
Chris, admittedly, I'm
a little bit embarrassed.
780
00:45:40,134 --> 00:45:42,375
Sorry for wasting
your guys' time.
781
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,176
Oh, and, um, Michael,
782
00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:49,012
I'd hate to have either
one of our businesses
783
00:45:50,012 --> 00:45:54,415
disrupted by maybe some
business that didn't happen.
784
00:45:54,416 --> 00:45:56,919
Did you read my
notes on the, uh,
785
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,319
on the squirrels?
786
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,257
You know, you really fucked
us on that deal, Mike.
787
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,390
What?
788
00:46:02,391 --> 00:46:04,325
Why didn't you follow my lead?
789
00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:07,329
I mean, just follow my lead, man. I
would have split the money with you.
790
00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:09,564
God, we have real trust issues.
791
00:46:09,565 --> 00:46:10,900
You're eating a real meal.
792
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:12,366
This is amazing.
793
00:46:12,367 --> 00:46:13,900
Yeah, well, I sleep all day,
794
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:18,272
and I mostly want to kill myself when I'm
awake, but sure I'm a little hungry.
795
00:46:18,273 --> 00:46:21,109
Well, I'm really
happy about that.
796
00:46:21,110 --> 00:46:24,144
If I had crystal meth in my
hand and a gun in the other,
797
00:46:24,145 --> 00:46:26,382
I would have a hard
time choosing.
798
00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:27,616
But you're hungry?
799
00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:30,285
Yeah, fine, I'm hungry.
800
00:46:30,286 --> 00:46:33,155
Hey, so I figured out where
all the equipment came from.
801
00:46:33,156 --> 00:46:34,455
I'm really hungry.
802
00:46:34,456 --> 00:46:36,892
It turns out it belonged
to a group of researchers.
803
00:46:36,893 --> 00:46:38,260
I found their journal.
804
00:46:38,261 --> 00:46:39,160
Really?
805
00:46:39,161 --> 00:46:41,162
They just left all
that stuff up there?
806
00:46:41,163 --> 00:46:44,866
Man, if I would've found that stuff,
I would've sold it and bought drugs.
807
00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:47,168
Well see, that's the thing I don't get
is like why would they just leave
808
00:46:47,169 --> 00:46:48,170
all that stuff, you know?
809
00:46:49,005 --> 00:46:52,040
It's 'cause they
don't exist, I think,
810
00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,309
and you just believe everything
811
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,483
people tell you.
812
00:47:01,483 --> 00:47:03,352
What?
813
00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:04,150
Take a look at it.
814
00:47:04,151 --> 00:47:04,851
I really...
815
00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:06,288
I'm really hungry.
816
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:08,925
Take a look at the journal
and I'll feed you.
817
00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:09,427
Okay.
818
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,526
See what it says.
819
00:47:11,527 --> 00:47:14,162
Um...
820
00:47:14,163 --> 00:47:16,230
Nikola Tesla.
821
00:47:16,231 --> 00:47:17,531
Fer...
822
00:47:17,532 --> 00:47:19,402
Mike, this is in
a different language.
823
00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:21,970
Do you notice anything else?
824
00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:24,171
It says "telekinesis" a lot.
825
00:47:24,172 --> 00:47:27,307
Look, man, there are a lot
of weird people out here.
826
00:47:27,308 --> 00:47:29,510
Okay, are you sure you don't
know who shot that video?
827
00:47:29,511 --> 00:47:31,774
No, I'm not sure, man.
I was high as fuck.
828
00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:35,384
Okay, take a look at
the clip one more time.
829
00:47:35,385 --> 00:47:37,217
Mike, my blood sugar is low,
830
00:47:37,218 --> 00:47:38,385
and I'm about to pass out.
831
00:47:38,386 --> 00:47:40,086
Will you please give me beans?
832
00:47:40,087 --> 00:47:43,358
You know, you really fucked
us on that deal, Mike.
833
00:47:43,359 --> 00:47:44,326
What?
834
00:47:44,327 --> 00:47:46,460
Why didn't you follow my lead?
835
00:47:46,461 --> 00:47:49,564
What the fuck?
836
00:47:49,565 --> 00:47:52,568
- Am I fucking brain damaged?
- You're eating a real meal.
837
00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:54,502
This is amazing.
838
00:47:54,503 --> 00:47:55,635
Yeah, well I sleep
all day and...
839
00:47:55,636 --> 00:47:57,271
Mike, if my fucking
mind is mush,
840
00:47:57,272 --> 00:47:59,240
don't make me go through this.
841
00:47:59,241 --> 00:48:00,323
Dude, just calm down, okay?
842
00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:02,544
I'm...
Fuck.
843
00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:05,382
I'm seeing the same thing.
844
00:48:07,382 --> 00:48:10,451
It's satellites.
845
00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:11,185
What?
846
00:48:11,186 --> 00:48:11,886
Yeah, man.
847
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,021
I don't know how
they work either
848
00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:15,555
but that's satellites.
That is government satellites
849
00:48:15,556 --> 00:48:17,305
and they have... They
watch everything.
850
00:48:18,027 --> 00:48:20,428
Chris, why would the
government be watching you?
851
00:48:20,429 --> 00:48:22,463
Why would the government
be watching you, Mike?
852
00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,532
Look, I don't know
what you've done.
853
00:48:24,533 --> 00:48:26,068
I came here to help you, okay?
That's it, that's all.
854
00:48:26,568 --> 00:48:27,636
Bullshit.
855
00:48:27,637 --> 00:48:29,503
You came here to help
yourself and you know it.
856
00:48:29,504 --> 00:48:30,572
You're absolutely right.
857
00:48:30,573 --> 00:48:32,441
I'm, I'm actually, I am,
858
00:48:32,442 --> 00:48:34,576
I'm a government spy, yeah.
859
00:48:34,577 --> 00:48:36,410
Or no, wait, maybe I'm,
860
00:48:36,411 --> 00:48:38,713
I'm a mass murderer
child molester.
861
00:48:38,714 --> 00:48:41,048
Oh, now you're just being a dick.
I'm trying to tell you, man,
862
00:48:41,049 --> 00:48:42,450
someone's fucking following us.
863
00:48:42,451 --> 00:48:44,050
If someone's following us,
864
00:48:44,051 --> 00:48:46,420
why don't you uncuff me so
we can get away from them?
865
00:48:46,421 --> 00:48:47,556
Will you go into rehab?
866
00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:48,689
Oh, here we go.
867
00:48:48,690 --> 00:48:51,192
I don't know, Mike.
868
00:48:51,193 --> 00:48:53,528
If you don't go in, you'll die.
You know that?
869
00:48:53,529 --> 00:48:54,730
Will you go in?
870
00:48:54,731 --> 00:48:57,465
Look, I don't know
and this is retarded.
871
00:48:57,466 --> 00:48:59,568
Look, if five days got
you from no to maybe
872
00:48:59,569 --> 00:49:03,437
then I'm willing to risk it.
873
00:49:03,438 --> 00:49:05,139
If you're trying
to atone for all
874
00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:09,176
those times we were kids and I saved
you from getting your ass just beaten,
875
00:49:09,177 --> 00:49:11,213
this is a shitty way
of going about it.
876
00:49:11,214 --> 00:49:12,381
You saved me?
877
00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:15,150
You punched like a wind sock.
It's horrifying.
878
00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:17,584
If your wife ever sees
you punch anybody,
879
00:49:17,585 --> 00:49:18,552
you are in deep shit.
880
00:49:18,553 --> 00:49:20,153
She's gonna leave you
for a stronger man.
881
00:49:20,154 --> 00:49:21,521
You know, your lack
of belief in my
882
00:49:21,522 --> 00:49:23,557
good intentions
here is disturbing.
883
00:49:23,558 --> 00:49:26,628
Yeah, well, when your
friend holds you hostage,
884
00:49:26,629 --> 00:49:29,230
you get a different
perspective.
885
00:49:29,231 --> 00:49:31,566
It's like a little story.
886
00:49:31,567 --> 00:49:32,567
Little story.
887
00:49:32,568 --> 00:49:35,404
Little story.
888
00:49:35,405 --> 00:49:36,240
Little story.
889
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:41,343
Made some coffee,
you want some?
890
00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:43,345
I'm sleeping.
891
00:49:43,346 --> 00:49:45,646
It's good coffee, man,
you should try it.
892
00:49:45,647 --> 00:49:46,815
Does it have crack in it?
893
00:49:46,816 --> 00:49:49,750
Kind of.
894
00:49:49,751 --> 00:49:50,451
Here.
895
00:49:53,789 --> 00:49:57,259
Hey, do you know about any,
uh, any caves nearby?
896
00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,194
Yes.
897
00:50:00,195 --> 00:50:01,561
Drive to the end of the road,
898
00:50:01,562 --> 00:50:03,199
and then there's some stables,
899
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,167
and then a dirt trail.
900
00:50:06,168 --> 00:50:10,705
Take that, and then you will find
the, uh, Mexican trafficking cave.
901
00:50:10,706 --> 00:50:12,607
Trafficking cave?
902
00:50:12,608 --> 00:50:13,808
Yeah.
903
00:50:13,809 --> 00:50:15,445
No really, but Billy
and Micah thought
904
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:18,647
it was this Mexican
drug trafficking cave.
905
00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:20,146
I was like, "Why
would anyone build
906
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:21,782
a tunnel fifty miles
from Mexico?"
907
00:50:21,783 --> 00:50:24,353
But they're like,
"We're gonna get rich."
908
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:25,419
Tweakers.
909
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,155
Are you, uh, are you cool
if I go check it out?
910
00:50:27,156 --> 00:50:29,658
I feel like I need a walk.
911
00:50:29,659 --> 00:50:32,526
What about mountain lions?
912
00:50:32,527 --> 00:50:34,129
What about them?
913
00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:36,329
Since 1983, the mountain
lion population
914
00:50:36,330 --> 00:50:37,766
of this town has increased
915
00:50:37,767 --> 00:50:40,167
staggeringly and steadily.
916
00:50:40,168 --> 00:50:43,739
Right now, there's like 13
mountain lions per person.
917
00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:46,707
Yeah, I think, uh,
I think I'll be fine.
918
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:48,842
You should take my
mountain lion gun.
919
00:50:48,843 --> 00:50:50,679
You have a mountain lion gun?
920
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,879
Mm-hm.
921
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,682
I'm just, I'm gonna
take my chances.
922
00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:56,384
All right, man.
923
00:50:56,385 --> 00:50:56,886
Yeah.
924
00:50:57,052 --> 00:50:59,720
You know, on a side note, I'm
not feeling too bad today.
925
00:50:59,721 --> 00:51:00,722
I feel pretty sweet.
926
00:51:00,723 --> 00:51:01,857
Good.
927
00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:04,825
If you got energy, I will
leave you my laptop here.
928
00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:07,130
There's some, there's some games
on it if you wanna play.
929
00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:08,562
Thank you.
930
00:51:08,563 --> 00:51:09,698
You're welcome.
931
00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:13,201
I will.
932
00:51:13,202 --> 00:51:15,775
Is this a camera?
933
00:51:19,775 --> 00:51:22,817
Hey, girl, hey.
934
00:51:27,817 --> 00:51:29,284
That was a warning, Danube!
935
00:51:29,285 --> 00:51:32,610
I want my tish!
936
00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:57,346
Look, I know this
is a dark moment
937
00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:59,747
but it does get better.
938
00:51:59,748 --> 00:52:04,585
You keep fucking saying that,
man, but you don't get it.
939
00:52:04,586 --> 00:52:08,290
This is the worst of it, okay?
940
00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:11,426
Just make it to tomorrow.
941
00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:15,296
Mike, I never enjoyed life
942
00:52:15,297 --> 00:52:17,399
until I started doing drugs.
943
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,634
Okay, I know that's not true.
944
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:22,203
It is true.
945
00:52:22,204 --> 00:52:25,306
Our childhood I was miserable.
946
00:52:25,307 --> 00:52:29,810
Our adolescence fucking sucked.
947
00:52:29,811 --> 00:52:32,246
The only time I ever
felt happiness was
948
00:52:32,247 --> 00:52:33,548
when I did a line of speed off
949
00:52:33,549 --> 00:52:36,283
some chick's dresser
at a party.
950
00:52:36,284 --> 00:52:38,653
I saw you happy before that.
951
00:52:38,654 --> 00:52:41,288
Nah, man, I was being polite.
952
00:52:41,289 --> 00:52:43,325
I'm happy on meth.
953
00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:45,392
Look, life gets better, okay?
954
00:52:45,393 --> 00:52:48,230
You, you were just
dealt a shitty hand.
955
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,598
Oh, Jesus, man.
956
00:52:50,599 --> 00:52:54,236
My parents.
957
00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:56,271
I do drugs 'cause
my body chemistry
958
00:52:56,272 --> 00:52:58,906
makes me wanna do drugs.
959
00:52:58,907 --> 00:53:01,641
If I had your parents you
know what I'd be, man?
960
00:53:01,642 --> 00:53:03,579
I'd be a guy with rad
parents who fucking
961
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:06,747
loves doing drugs.
962
00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:10,451
I mean, God,
I fucking hate people.
963
00:53:10,452 --> 00:53:11,721
Fuck, man, you know
what people do?
964
00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:15,025
They fucking kill dogs.
965
00:53:16,025 --> 00:53:18,560
You, me, and fucking those apes
966
00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:22,696
that killed Sara.
967
00:53:22,697 --> 00:53:24,598
We're all the same.
968
00:53:24,599 --> 00:53:27,836
The only difference is that
I fucking liked Sara.
969
00:53:27,837 --> 00:53:30,372
I loved that dog.
970
00:53:30,373 --> 00:53:33,341
I mean, I just...
971
00:53:33,342 --> 00:53:35,710
I'd rather just do
drugs and end it
972
00:53:35,711 --> 00:53:39,381
on my terms rather
than a virus,
973
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:43,884
or global warming, or some
shit just killing me slowly.
974
00:53:43,885 --> 00:53:46,519
This is not the same guy that
painted the picture on my wall.
975
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,858
Being creative it's,
it's, it's not...
976
00:53:48,859 --> 00:53:50,959
It's a curse.
977
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,764
It condemns you to a life of failure
'cause you can't sustain interest
978
00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:59,788
in any boring rat race job long
enough to make a living at it.
979
00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:02,537
I'm creative, I make a living.
980
00:54:02,538 --> 00:54:04,407
You make, you're
a graphic designer, man,
981
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:08,576
you make pamphlets
and DJ fliers.
982
00:54:08,577 --> 00:54:11,046
You're a fucking sellout.
983
00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:14,915
All right, well, you know why none
of this bothers me is because
984
00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:16,818
I can't believe a word
that's come out
985
00:54:16,819 --> 00:54:19,888
of your mouth in
the last three years.
986
00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:21,688
Why don't you let me go then?
987
00:54:21,689 --> 00:54:23,893
Everyone you've
ever known thinks
988
00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:26,593
that you're a liar and a thief.
989
00:54:26,594 --> 00:54:29,662
You know, you tricked us too many times
into thinking you were pulling it together.
990
00:54:29,663 --> 00:54:31,798
Mike, when you
and I were fucking
991
00:54:31,799 --> 00:54:33,833
partying and doing
dumb shit together,
992
00:54:33,834 --> 00:54:36,370
I was doing drugs and you
didn't give a shit then.
993
00:54:36,371 --> 00:54:39,809
Oh, okay, so I guess then I'm,
uh, I'm like your enabler.
994
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:42,910
Call it whatever
the fuck you want, man.
995
00:54:42,911 --> 00:54:45,045
Some of this shit
is your fault.
996
00:54:45,046 --> 00:54:46,681
We all believe
in the possibility
997
00:54:46,682 --> 00:54:48,783
that you're sick.
998
00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:51,885
We think about all the fucking horrible
things you've done in your life
999
00:54:51,886 --> 00:54:53,989
and which ones we should
hold you accountable for.
1000
00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:55,656
You're saying I'm sick?
1001
00:54:55,657 --> 00:54:57,523
I never called it
a fucking illness
1002
00:54:57,524 --> 00:54:58,606
or any of that shit at all.
1003
00:54:59,027 --> 00:55:00,928
So, fuck off.
1004
00:55:00,929 --> 00:55:03,531
We all have temptations, okay?
1005
00:55:03,532 --> 00:55:05,833
But most of us, we keep
them in check.
1006
00:55:05,834 --> 00:55:07,603
We keep them under control
so we don't hurt
1007
00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:09,104
the people around us.
1008
00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:10,838
You know, man, there
is a, there is a solid
1009
00:55:10,839 --> 00:55:13,608
possibility that you're
just fucking selfish.
1010
00:55:13,609 --> 00:55:16,044
No fucking shit
1011
00:55:16,045 --> 00:55:18,413
I'm fucking selfish, man!
1012
00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:19,546
Fuck.
1013
00:55:19,547 --> 00:55:20,947
The only reason
you're fucking here,
1014
00:55:20,948 --> 00:55:23,516
and I'm chained to
this fucking pipe,
1015
00:55:23,517 --> 00:55:25,853
is so that you can have
something to fucking save
1016
00:55:25,854 --> 00:55:27,922
and fucking feel
good about yourself.
1017
00:55:27,923 --> 00:55:29,857
But guess what, Michael,
1018
00:55:29,858 --> 00:55:31,891
you're no fucking
better than anyone else
1019
00:55:31,892 --> 00:55:34,563
and your fucking life is
as meaningless as mine
1020
00:55:34,564 --> 00:55:38,767
and I swear to fucking God
that I'm gonna fucking sue
1021
00:55:38,768 --> 00:55:40,034
the shit out of you when
1022
00:55:40,035 --> 00:55:43,990
this fucking shit is done.
1023
00:56:01,990 --> 00:56:06,694
I, uh, will be back
later tonight.
1024
00:56:06,695 --> 00:56:09,728
I'm really sorry about Sara.
1025
00:57:13,728 --> 00:57:15,096
Ah-h-h!
1026
00:57:15,097 --> 00:57:18,273
Sorry.
1027
00:57:24,273 --> 00:57:28,042
Ow, fuck.
1028
00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:28,803
No, I'm just tired,
1029
00:57:28,811 --> 00:57:32,981
and I, uh, I sprained my ankle,
you know, on our morning jog.
1030
00:57:32,982 --> 00:57:35,088
So...
1031
00:57:39,088 --> 00:57:43,691
Actually, the, um, the
neighbor's dog, uh,
1032
00:57:43,692 --> 00:57:47,127
just like literally dropped
dead on Chris' porch.
1033
00:57:47,128 --> 00:57:48,695
I don't know, it was like, uh,
1034
00:57:48,696 --> 00:57:51,933
like a heart attack or
something, and I...
1035
00:57:51,934 --> 00:57:53,067
No, it's fine.
1036
00:57:53,068 --> 00:57:54,935
Don't, don't be sad, okay?
1037
00:57:54,936 --> 00:57:56,770
The dog was ugly as shit.
1038
00:57:56,771 --> 00:58:00,140
I just, um, I can't,
I can't decide whether
1039
00:58:00,141 --> 00:58:02,141
I should tell
the owner or just bu...
1040
00:58:02,142 --> 00:58:04,275
I don't know, I don't
know what to do.
1041
00:58:33,275 --> 00:58:35,676
Yes?
1042
00:58:35,677 --> 00:58:39,147
Oh, hi.
Um, I'm Michael.
1043
00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:42,817
I needed to, uh, talk
to you about your dog.
1044
00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:46,154
She's all right, I hope.
1045
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:47,187
Uh, no.
1046
00:58:47,188 --> 00:58:48,190
Actually, I'm sorry.
1047
00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:52,292
Um, I found her by the road.
1048
00:58:52,293 --> 00:58:55,197
It looked like some
coyotes had gotten to her.
1049
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:58,198
Impossible.
1050
00:58:58,199 --> 00:59:00,972
Poor Sophie.
1051
00:59:03,972 --> 00:59:06,375
Would you like to
sit for a moment?
1052
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,743
I just made some tea.
1053
00:59:08,744 --> 00:59:13,314
I think it's just a sprain.
1054
00:59:13,315 --> 00:59:15,850
But, yeah, I mean, um,
1055
00:59:15,851 --> 00:59:17,119
yeah, I could go for some tea.
1056
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,315
Thank you.
1057
00:59:46,315 --> 00:59:49,250
I, uh, I never
caught your name.
1058
00:59:49,251 --> 00:59:51,319
Byron.
1059
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,128
I'm Michael.
1060
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,008
You are from the city?
1061
01:00:00,862 --> 01:00:02,764
Yeah, yeah, I'm just out here
1062
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:06,234
taking care of my friend.
1063
01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:08,289
Thank you.
1064
01:00:28,289 --> 01:00:29,756
Do you mind?
1065
01:00:29,757 --> 01:00:32,697
Oh, no, go right ahead.
1066
01:00:35,697 --> 01:00:37,064
Are you French?
1067
01:00:37,065 --> 01:00:40,067
Yeah.
1068
01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:42,271
How long have you
been out here?
1069
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,007
Almost thirty years,
1070
01:00:45,007 --> 01:00:47,841
believe it or not.
1071
01:00:47,842 --> 01:00:50,179
I mean, how'd you, uh,
how did you end up here?
1072
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:53,247
If you don't mind me asking.
1073
01:00:53,248 --> 01:00:57,852
I was studying archeology
at the Sorbonne, and, uh,
1074
01:00:57,853 --> 01:01:01,988
I receive a grant
to study native art.
1075
01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:06,194
And you just never went back?
1076
01:01:06,195 --> 01:01:07,160
I study man,
1077
01:01:07,161 --> 01:01:11,471
but I prefer not
to be with him.
1078
01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:17,205
You are fine.
1079
01:01:17,206 --> 01:01:20,284
I can run faster than
you at the moment.
1080
01:01:29,284 --> 01:01:31,384
So, you, uh,
1081
01:01:31,385 --> 01:01:33,422
you have a lot of time
to yourself here.
1082
01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:37,394
It is a unusual story.
1083
01:01:40,394 --> 01:01:44,371
I've, uh, I've got some time.
1084
01:01:50,371 --> 01:01:53,009
Two students came here with me.
1085
01:01:54,009 --> 01:01:56,378
They said they were studying
some related topics
1086
01:01:56,379 --> 01:02:00,214
in archeology and physics.
1087
01:02:00,215 --> 01:02:04,023
Something about new
carbon dating methods.
1088
01:02:08,023 --> 01:02:09,925
They were very excited
when they first arrived
1089
01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:12,326
but then the arguing began.
1090
01:02:12,327 --> 01:02:15,130
One would accuse the other
of hiding research
1091
01:02:15,131 --> 01:02:18,265
or stealing findings.
1092
01:02:18,266 --> 01:02:21,438
A lot of screaming
and slammed doors.
1093
01:02:23,438 --> 01:02:25,305
Oh, no, I'm good.
1094
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:28,442
Actually, I haven't done
that since college.
1095
01:02:28,443 --> 01:02:29,809
Actually, what, what is that?
1096
01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:31,091
I've never seen
it red like that.
1097
01:02:32,014 --> 01:02:33,981
I cannot remember
the exact name,
1098
01:02:33,982 --> 01:02:38,084
but the seeds I brought
from South America
1099
01:02:38,085 --> 01:02:41,221
many years ago.
1100
01:02:41,222 --> 01:02:42,490
It grows nicely on the hillside
1101
01:02:42,491 --> 01:02:45,264
this time of year.
1102
01:02:49,264 --> 01:02:50,230
What?
1103
01:02:50,231 --> 01:02:53,234
What was I saying?
1104
01:02:53,235 --> 01:02:55,570
You were telling me
about the students.
1105
01:02:55,571 --> 01:02:57,904
Yes.
1106
01:02:57,905 --> 01:03:02,042
I do not know what they
were actually studying
1107
01:03:02,043 --> 01:03:05,446
but the yelling was constant,
1108
01:03:05,447 --> 01:03:10,317
and one day the noise
went into the woods
1109
01:03:10,318 --> 01:03:12,453
and they never returned.
1110
01:03:12,454 --> 01:03:14,756
- Did they go back to France?
- They left their passports.
1111
01:03:14,956 --> 01:03:18,426
I tried to find them
through university
1112
01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:20,427
but there was no
record of them.
1113
01:03:20,428 --> 01:03:23,530
And you don't know what
they were researching?
1114
01:03:23,531 --> 01:03:25,534
I found some papers
in the trash,
1115
01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:29,303
some esoteric writings
on manipulating
1116
01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:33,406
light and sound waves.
1117
01:03:33,407 --> 01:03:37,178
I think they were
searching for monsters
1118
01:03:37,179 --> 01:03:39,951
and they found each other.
1119
01:03:42,951 --> 01:03:46,087
Monsters?
1120
01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:48,154
The people come here, Michael,
1121
01:03:48,155 --> 01:03:51,225
to look for aliens,
1122
01:03:51,226 --> 01:03:55,529
ghosts, and cults,
and gateways to hell,
1123
01:03:55,530 --> 01:03:58,499
and secret military bases
1124
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:03,104
looking into other dimensions.
1125
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:06,439
I think if there is something
1126
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,977
it is not none of these things,
1127
01:04:09,978 --> 01:04:12,546
or perhaps all of them.
1128
01:04:12,547 --> 01:04:14,682
I'm sorry, I'm not at
all following
1129
01:04:14,683 --> 01:04:16,651
what you're saying.
1130
01:04:16,652 --> 01:04:19,021
How does an isolated
tribesman in Ecuador
1131
01:04:20,021 --> 01:04:23,256
know the difference
between an alien,
1132
01:04:23,257 --> 01:04:27,429
an angel, and a ghost?
1133
01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:31,364
I have no idea.
1134
01:04:31,365 --> 01:04:32,566
He doesn't,
1135
01:04:32,567 --> 01:04:37,203
but he tells a story
1136
01:04:37,204 --> 01:04:41,375
to make sense
1137
01:04:41,376 --> 01:04:45,413
of the infinite.
1138
01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:48,482
Sometimes when
1139
01:04:48,483 --> 01:04:50,484
I stare up
1140
01:04:50,485 --> 01:04:54,488
and look into the infinite
1141
01:04:54,489 --> 01:04:57,329
I see film.
1142
01:05:00,329 --> 01:05:01,328
A film?
1143
01:05:01,329 --> 01:05:06,433
A membrane there,
and behind it is another,
1144
01:05:06,434 --> 01:05:09,569
and another,
1145
01:05:09,570 --> 01:05:12,007
and another.
1146
01:05:13,007 --> 01:05:17,645
Do you see?
1147
01:05:17,646 --> 01:05:21,482
No, I, uh... No, I don't.
1148
01:05:21,483 --> 01:05:23,651
I'm sorry.
1149
01:05:23,652 --> 01:05:27,321
Each one has a beginning,
1150
01:05:27,322 --> 01:05:29,522
middle,
1151
01:05:29,523 --> 01:05:32,625
and end.
1152
01:05:32,626 --> 01:05:34,030
Beginning,
1153
01:05:35,030 --> 01:05:36,529
middle,
1154
01:05:36,530 --> 01:05:39,767
end.
1155
01:05:39,768 --> 01:05:44,138
Beginning,
1156
01:05:44,139 --> 01:05:46,445
middle...
1157
01:05:50,445 --> 01:05:52,446
end.
1158
01:05:52,447 --> 01:05:54,448
Thank you so much for the tea
1159
01:05:54,449 --> 01:05:55,616
and the aspirin.
1160
01:05:55,617 --> 01:05:57,618
I, uh, I should make my way
1161
01:05:57,619 --> 01:06:01,187
back home now.
1162
01:06:01,188 --> 01:06:03,624
Again, I'm sorry
about your dog.
1163
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:06,682
Aspirin?
1164
01:06:28,682 --> 01:06:30,350
Shit.
1165
01:06:30,351 --> 01:06:31,419
Shit!
1166
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,787
Fuck, Chris!
1167
01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:34,055
What?
1168
01:06:34,056 --> 01:06:35,323
What's happening? What?
1169
01:06:35,456 --> 01:06:37,457
Fuck.
1170
01:06:37,458 --> 01:06:38,558
God.
1171
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:41,428
What's wrong with you?
Jesus, are you all right?
1172
01:06:41,429 --> 01:06:42,430
Fucking "A".
1173
01:06:42,431 --> 01:06:45,066
Oh, no, dude, I'm fine, man.
1174
01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:46,500
This is nothin'.
1175
01:06:46,501 --> 01:06:49,236
Oh, no big deal.
1176
01:06:49,237 --> 01:06:51,071
No, I was, uh...
1177
01:06:51,072 --> 01:06:53,273
I couldn't find an artery
with a coffee cup,
1178
01:06:53,274 --> 01:06:55,242
so I was trying
to pull a spring out
1179
01:06:55,243 --> 01:06:58,645
of the mattress here,
but this mattress
1180
01:06:58,646 --> 01:07:01,182
is like made by NASA
or something, man.
1181
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,549
It's like Teflon.
1182
01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:03,517
Goddammit.
1183
01:07:03,518 --> 01:07:05,453
Could not get a spring out.
1184
01:07:05,454 --> 01:07:06,353
God, it's just...
1185
01:07:06,354 --> 01:07:08,090
Just fell asleep,
I guess, after that.
1186
01:07:08,091 --> 01:07:11,091
It's tiresome.
1187
01:07:11,092 --> 01:07:12,660
Fucking "A", man.
1188
01:07:12,661 --> 01:07:13,561
What's up with you?
1189
01:07:13,562 --> 01:07:14,627
You scared me.
1190
01:07:14,628 --> 01:07:17,297
Why'd you run
in here like that?
1191
01:07:17,298 --> 01:07:18,098
Seriously.
1192
01:07:18,099 --> 01:07:19,299
I scared you?
1193
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:20,666
Yeah, you came in
guns blazing, man.
1194
01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:23,204
- I thought there was a fucking...
- It's a fucking scratch.
1195
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:25,672
War outside.
1196
01:07:25,673 --> 01:07:26,541
Yeah, dude, it's no big deal.
1197
01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:28,776
Goddammit.
1198
01:07:28,777 --> 01:07:31,849
Woo.
1199
01:07:34,849 --> 01:07:37,750
See, man, no problem.
1200
01:07:37,751 --> 01:07:40,421
Thank you, nurse.
1201
01:07:40,422 --> 01:07:41,289
You're welcome.
1202
01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:44,530
There we go.
1203
01:07:48,530 --> 01:07:49,797
What's up with your limp?
1204
01:07:49,798 --> 01:07:53,667
Yeah, I, uh, I fell running.
1205
01:07:53,668 --> 01:07:56,637
Fuck, dude, I told ya, man,
mountain lions out there.
1206
01:07:56,638 --> 01:07:58,705
Homeless guy.
1207
01:07:58,706 --> 01:08:02,877
Homeless guy?
1208
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:05,913
Mike, you know what?
1209
01:08:05,914 --> 01:08:08,617
There's a lot of hobo
junkies in that cave
1210
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:10,783
I sent you to.
1211
01:08:10,784 --> 01:08:13,195
Don't go to that cave, dude.
1212
01:08:21,195 --> 01:08:26,233
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
1213
01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:28,979
There really are a lot
of weird people out here.
1214
01:09:11,979 --> 01:09:15,715
Chris.
1215
01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:16,884
Yeah?
1216
01:09:16,885 --> 01:09:20,321
Is this your knife?
1217
01:09:20,322 --> 01:09:22,488
Hey, man, yeah it is.
1218
01:09:22,489 --> 01:09:24,858
I lost it a couple weeks ago.
1219
01:09:24,859 --> 01:09:26,526
Man, I could've
used it this week.
1220
01:09:26,527 --> 01:09:27,860
Where'd you find it?
1221
01:09:27,861 --> 01:09:29,797
Below this fucking
carving that appeared
1222
01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:32,599
while we were asleep.
1223
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,902
Looks exactly like the story
1224
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:36,306
on the cave wall yesterday.
1225
01:09:39,306 --> 01:09:42,776
Mike, are you
feeling all right?
1226
01:09:42,777 --> 01:09:46,447
Yeah.
1227
01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:48,948
Mike, are you sure?
1228
01:09:48,949 --> 01:09:51,483
Yeah, what's that got
to do with the carving?
1229
01:09:51,484 --> 01:09:53,719
I don't know, 'cause when you're out
here, your mind plays tricks on you.
1230
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,955
You know, the elevation,
the electrical
1231
01:09:55,956 --> 01:09:57,558
does weird things,
and there's satellites
1232
01:09:58,025 --> 01:09:59,025
that are always watching.
1233
01:09:59,027 --> 01:10:00,727
Will you stop talking
about the satellites?
1234
01:10:00,728 --> 01:10:02,729
I don't know how they work either,
Mike, but there are satellites,
1235
01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:03,864
and they're always here
always watching.
1236
01:10:03,865 --> 01:10:09,303
Look, you are a suicidal
paranoid junkie, okay?
1237
01:10:09,304 --> 01:10:10,837
You're my friend,
1238
01:10:10,838 --> 01:10:12,571
but you're a crazy drug addict.
1239
01:10:12,572 --> 01:10:14,842
Fine, I'm just saying
there's satellites.
1240
01:10:14,843 --> 01:10:16,977
Listen, okay?
1241
01:10:16,978 --> 01:10:17,712
You never listen.
1242
01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:20,318
Will you just listen to me?
1243
01:10:23,318 --> 01:10:25,586
Look, I stopped by Sara's
1244
01:10:25,587 --> 01:10:29,657
owner's place yesterday, okay?
1245
01:10:29,658 --> 01:10:31,493
He knew the people who
owned the equipment
1246
01:10:31,494 --> 01:10:34,961
down in the shed.
1247
01:10:34,962 --> 01:10:36,765
They have been missing
for thirty years.
1248
01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:39,933
Mike, you know I know
you're a good guy,
1249
01:10:39,934 --> 01:10:43,336
but I gotta tell ya
I've never seen
1250
01:10:43,337 --> 01:10:45,606
any of the stuff
you're talking about.
1251
01:10:45,607 --> 01:10:47,340
I get that, okay?
1252
01:10:47,341 --> 01:10:48,743
Will you just, will
you just hear me out
1253
01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:51,612
so I can just try and
make sense of this?
1254
01:10:51,613 --> 01:10:53,447
All right.
1255
01:10:53,448 --> 01:10:56,916
All right, so people
come to the boonies
1256
01:10:56,917 --> 01:11:01,054
to like explore religion,
1257
01:11:01,055 --> 01:11:04,058
or to, uh, hallucinate,
1258
01:11:04,059 --> 01:11:06,460
or to tell ghost stories,
1259
01:11:06,461 --> 01:11:08,728
or, you know, find UFOs,
1260
01:11:08,729 --> 01:11:10,863
or Bigfoot, or whatever,
1261
01:11:10,864 --> 01:11:12,665
and we've been led
to some stories.
1262
01:11:12,666 --> 01:11:13,748
We've allegedly been led...
1263
01:11:14,002 --> 01:11:15,035
Listen, dude!
1264
01:11:15,036 --> 01:11:19,939
Look, assume that I am honest
1265
01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:22,343
and sane, okay?
1266
01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:26,813
We were presented with
several stories, all right?
1267
01:11:26,814 --> 01:11:30,384
And all of those stories
1268
01:11:30,385 --> 01:11:33,724
had an ending.
1269
01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:37,491
What the fuck was that?
1270
01:11:37,492 --> 01:11:38,458
Mike, it's an old house.
1271
01:11:38,459 --> 01:11:39,627
It's gonna make
noise sometimes.
1272
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:42,895
It's not a big deal.
1273
01:11:42,896 --> 01:11:46,734
Look, I'll never really know what
actually happened this last week,
1274
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:50,603
but if I could like
1275
01:11:50,604 --> 01:11:55,408
give you closure, or whatever,
1276
01:11:55,409 --> 01:11:59,145
maybe it'll make
you feel better.
1277
01:11:59,146 --> 01:12:00,814
I mean, we're paid
through until sundown,
1278
01:12:00,815 --> 01:12:03,684
but, um, yeah,
1279
01:12:03,685 --> 01:12:07,657
I mean at this point I
guess it is what it is.
1280
01:12:09,657 --> 01:12:11,911
Will you sit down?
1281
01:12:29,911 --> 01:12:33,417
I will never go to rehab.
1282
01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:39,685
Ever.
1283
01:12:39,686 --> 01:12:42,456
Please just let me kill myself
1284
01:12:42,457 --> 01:12:46,859
the way that I want
to kill myself.
1285
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:53,467
I appreciate all the stuff you're
doing for me, man, but as my friend,
1286
01:12:53,868 --> 01:12:56,974
you gotta just let me go.
1287
01:12:59,974 --> 01:13:02,713
All right.
1288
01:13:06,713 --> 01:13:08,054
All right.
1289
01:13:13,054 --> 01:13:15,188
Did you Photoshop that?
1290
01:13:15,189 --> 01:13:16,757
Why the fuck would you do that?
1291
01:13:16,758 --> 01:13:18,524
No, I didn't.
1292
01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:21,899
Just give me
the fucking key, please.
1293
01:13:25,899 --> 01:13:28,774
Fuck this, I'm going home.
1294
01:13:32,774 --> 01:13:33,908
You gotta be fucking
kidding me, Mike.
1295
01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:35,041
Really?
1296
01:13:35,042 --> 01:13:39,078
Chris, the slide machine just
turned on and operated by itself.
1297
01:13:39,079 --> 01:13:40,680
It's electrical, Mike.
1298
01:13:40,681 --> 01:13:43,684
I guarantee you the wiring in this
house is not up to code, man.
1299
01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:47,821
There's pictures of us in the
fucking thing that we didn't take.
1300
01:13:47,822 --> 01:13:50,924
I don't know what the fuck
you do when you leave here.
1301
01:13:50,925 --> 01:13:52,525
Look, ever since I opened up
1302
01:13:52,526 --> 01:13:53,960
that clip of you
something's been...
1303
01:13:53,961 --> 01:13:55,995
Oh, now you're gonna tell
you didn't open that?
1304
01:13:55,996 --> 01:13:59,066
What would convince you that
I'm not lying or crazy?
1305
01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:00,200
I don't know.
1306
01:14:00,201 --> 01:14:03,269
So, we're at an impasse?
1307
01:14:03,270 --> 01:14:05,943
I guess so.
1308
01:14:08,943 --> 01:14:09,909
Did you see that?
1309
01:14:09,910 --> 01:14:10,710
Did you see that?
1310
01:14:10,711 --> 01:14:12,246
See what? See what?
1311
01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:14,256
That. That.
1312
01:14:22,256 --> 01:14:25,042
Fuck, no, no!
1313
01:14:41,042 --> 01:14:42,522
We need to leave before
they get here.
1314
01:14:43,011 --> 01:14:45,946
- Mike, I don't understand.
- Look, man, I'm sorry.
1315
01:14:45,947 --> 01:14:47,147
I don't...
1316
01:14:47,148 --> 01:14:49,550
Could we go, please?
1317
01:14:49,551 --> 01:14:52,586
Wait, hold on. Let's just, uh,
1318
01:14:52,587 --> 01:14:54,721
let's just think
about this, okay?
1319
01:14:54,722 --> 01:14:58,125
We, uh, we know it doesn't
1320
01:14:58,126 --> 01:15:01,295
want me to go home,
1321
01:15:01,296 --> 01:15:04,636
but we know we can't stay here.
1322
01:15:08,636 --> 01:15:12,839
Mike, we gotta... Please, let's go.
What's going on, Mike?
1323
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,541
Just calm down, okay?
We'll be all right.
1324
01:15:14,542 --> 01:15:16,977
Mike, no.
1325
01:15:16,978 --> 01:15:18,611
- Mike, what's happening?
- I don't know.
1326
01:15:18,612 --> 01:15:20,886
Mike, if you had
to guess what...
1327
01:15:24,886 --> 01:15:28,354
Okay, say, uh...
1328
01:15:28,355 --> 01:15:32,027
Say, uh, say we hit
some film, okay,
1329
01:15:33,027 --> 01:15:36,362
and I'm, I'm looking
at you, all right?
1330
01:15:36,363 --> 01:15:38,733
We take that film,
we get it developed,
1331
01:15:38,734 --> 01:15:41,100
and then when I'm
looking at you,
1332
01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:43,135
appears on the photo.
1333
01:15:43,136 --> 01:15:45,939
It's basically it's like,
like using your mind
1334
01:15:45,940 --> 01:15:48,742
to send whatever you're seeing,
1335
01:15:48,743 --> 01:15:51,978
or thinking, or imagining,
to a, to a film,
1336
01:15:51,979 --> 01:15:55,118
or a tape, or something.
1337
01:15:57,118 --> 01:16:00,786
We were both in that.
1338
01:16:00,787 --> 01:16:02,733
I know.
1339
01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:16,202
What does it want, Mike?
1340
01:16:16,203 --> 01:16:17,203
I don't know.
1341
01:16:17,204 --> 01:16:20,377
Afucking, a theory, man?
1342
01:16:22,377 --> 01:16:26,779
I think it wants a story.
1343
01:16:26,780 --> 01:16:28,114
That's it?
1344
01:16:28,115 --> 01:16:31,084
That's all?
1345
01:16:31,085 --> 01:16:34,692
I think it wants
a story with an ending.
1346
01:16:37,692 --> 01:16:39,425
Mike, wait, wait, wait.
1347
01:16:39,426 --> 01:16:41,428
Where're we going?
1348
01:16:41,429 --> 01:16:45,233
Okay, on the webcam it was daylight
when they were in the cabin, right?
1349
01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:46,233
Uh-huh.
1350
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:48,933
Okay, so we'll take my truck,
we'll drive somewhere nearby,
1351
01:16:48,934 --> 01:16:50,068
and we'll come back later
tonight after they're gone.
1352
01:16:50,069 --> 01:16:50,769
Then what?
1353
01:16:51,006 --> 01:16:54,107
Uh, we'll shake hands,
and I'll go home.
1354
01:16:54,108 --> 01:16:55,376
I mean, that's what you wanted
1355
01:16:55,377 --> 01:16:58,812
and it gives us an ending.
1356
01:16:58,813 --> 01:16:59,813
I found it.
1357
01:16:59,814 --> 01:17:01,715
- Found what?
- What I owe Billy.
1358
01:17:01,716 --> 01:17:03,282
- Hey, how the fuck did you get...
- I don't know, man!
1359
01:17:03,283 --> 01:17:05,250
I was fucking high, and I tried to
drive this stupid fucking truck.
1360
01:17:05,251 --> 01:17:06,285
Just get it the fuck
out of here.
1361
01:17:06,286 --> 01:17:08,055
Okay, I will.
Calm down, all right, dude?
1362
01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:08,756
Jesus.
1363
01:17:08,923 --> 01:17:10,992
Please put it in
the cabin or something.
1364
01:17:10,993 --> 01:17:12,425
Shit.
1365
01:17:12,426 --> 01:17:14,161
Just give it...
1366
01:17:14,162 --> 01:17:15,862
I'm going in the house.
1367
01:17:15,863 --> 01:17:17,198
Here give me... Up
the fucking hill.
1368
01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:19,171
Fuck me.
1369
01:17:24,171 --> 01:17:25,971
Fuck.
1370
01:17:25,972 --> 01:17:29,209
Fuck.
1371
01:17:29,210 --> 01:17:31,951
Oh.
1372
01:17:36,951 --> 01:17:39,296
Don't, don't play that.
1373
01:17:49,296 --> 01:17:51,831
Who is that?
1374
01:17:51,832 --> 01:17:56,435
It's Charles' friends.
I'll go talk to 'em.
1375
01:17:56,436 --> 01:17:58,470
Hey, I'm sorry we're
a little late,
1376
01:17:58,471 --> 01:17:59,740
but we were just leaving.
1377
01:17:59,741 --> 01:18:01,179
Wait!
1378
01:18:05,179 --> 01:18:06,345
No, please.
1379
01:18:06,346 --> 01:18:07,447
Please.
1380
01:18:07,448 --> 01:18:11,584
Please! No, wait!
1381
01:18:12,185 --> 01:18:14,292
I'm a fath...
1382
01:18:18,292 --> 01:18:20,099
Burn it.
1383
01:18:25,099 --> 01:18:27,067
It's a horrible idea.
1384
01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:29,102
It's a horrible idea.
1385
01:18:29,103 --> 01:18:31,876
It's a horrible idea.
1386
01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:38,077
All right.
1387
01:18:38,078 --> 01:18:39,438
We know I can't go home,
1388
01:18:40,014 --> 01:18:42,283
but we can't go to
the cabin any time
1389
01:18:42,284 --> 01:18:44,550
today or tonight.
1390
01:18:44,551 --> 01:18:46,051
Fuck, man.
1391
01:18:46,052 --> 01:18:47,786
Can you just fucking
call someone?
1392
01:18:47,787 --> 01:18:50,321
Call the fucking,
call the fucking FBI.
1393
01:18:50,322 --> 01:18:51,958
Call the fucking FBI
or something
1394
01:18:51,959 --> 01:18:56,328
and let's fucking go!
1395
01:18:56,329 --> 01:18:59,398
I can't take this home.
1396
01:18:59,399 --> 01:19:01,101
No, we gotta get through
this thing here, okay?
1397
01:19:01,102 --> 01:19:03,536
We, uh, we don't even know
1398
01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:06,212
if it can do anything to us.
1399
01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:13,046
I'll go. I'll go first.
1400
01:19:13,047 --> 01:19:15,948
No, we'll both go.
1401
01:19:15,949 --> 01:19:16,983
Fuck, man.
1402
01:19:16,984 --> 01:19:18,185
Do you think there's bats?
1403
01:19:18,186 --> 01:19:20,153
Probably.
1404
01:19:20,154 --> 01:19:22,188
Do you remember Danny Kaiser?
1405
01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:23,291
With the messed up teeth?
1406
01:19:23,292 --> 01:19:25,358
Yeah.
1407
01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:27,393
He was squatting at
a barn up the street.
1408
01:19:27,394 --> 01:19:29,961
Like a couple months
ago he got rabies.
1409
01:19:29,962 --> 01:19:30,698
Did he die?
1410
01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:33,066
He wishes he was
dead because he
1411
01:19:33,067 --> 01:19:34,465
was just foaming at the
mouth when they got him.
1412
01:19:34,466 --> 01:19:37,370
He was just walking in
circles, and was chasing kids.
1413
01:19:37,371 --> 01:19:41,407
He can only say a few words now,
and he just drools all the time.
1414
01:19:41,408 --> 01:19:44,143
Look, Mike, I know your leg's hurt, but
if there's something down there, man,
1415
01:19:44,144 --> 01:19:45,910
you gotta just,
please, just run
1416
01:19:45,911 --> 01:19:47,180
like it doesn't hurt, okay?
1417
01:19:47,181 --> 01:19:48,281
Please?
1418
01:19:48,282 --> 01:19:49,916
Okay.
1419
01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,319
Do you remember Derrick Jones?
1420
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,087
Oh, fuck. All right, I'll go.
1421
01:19:53,088 --> 01:19:54,120
Jesus.
1422
01:19:54,121 --> 01:19:55,378
Thanks, man.
1423
01:20:18,378 --> 01:20:20,613
What if we just didn't open it?
1424
01:20:20,614 --> 01:20:22,282
We have to open it.
1425
01:20:22,283 --> 01:20:25,051
What if we just took it with us,
and then if we wanted to open it,
1426
01:20:25,052 --> 01:20:27,053
we would consider opening,
opening it then?
1427
01:20:27,054 --> 01:20:29,487
Look, I can't go home and
that last footage saved you
1428
01:20:29,488 --> 01:20:31,958
from getting beaten
to death or shot.
1429
01:20:31,959 --> 01:20:34,394
We don't know that, right?
1430
01:20:34,395 --> 01:20:36,327
What if this thing's actually
trying to help us?
1431
01:20:36,328 --> 01:20:39,475
We don't even know if this stuff
is really gonna happen or not.
1432
01:20:48,475 --> 01:20:50,510
That car was a gift.
1433
01:20:50,511 --> 01:20:51,678
Goddammit.
1434
01:20:51,679 --> 01:20:54,185
All right, man, open it.
1435
01:20:59,185 --> 01:21:01,987
Ow, fuck.
1436
01:21:01,988 --> 01:21:03,924
It's us.
1437
01:21:03,925 --> 01:21:05,224
And?
1438
01:21:05,225 --> 01:21:08,528
Uh, we're outside
and the cabin's
1439
01:21:08,529 --> 01:21:12,532
in the background.
1440
01:21:12,533 --> 01:21:14,466
Okay, what else?
1441
01:21:14,467 --> 01:21:16,671
Okay, we're still
outside but it's night,
1442
01:21:16,672 --> 01:21:18,571
and we're lit by a fire.
1443
01:21:18,572 --> 01:21:19,605
A fire?
1444
01:21:19,606 --> 01:21:21,206
Yeah.
1445
01:21:21,207 --> 01:21:22,342
Do we look all right?
1446
01:21:22,343 --> 01:21:24,411
I, I don't know, I mean,
1447
01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:26,146
yeah, I think,
I think we look okay.
1448
01:21:26,147 --> 01:21:27,380
And are we upset?
1449
01:21:27,381 --> 01:21:28,514
I don't know.
1450
01:21:28,515 --> 01:21:30,483
It's difficult to see.
1451
01:21:30,484 --> 01:21:33,420
I don't know.
1452
01:21:33,421 --> 01:21:36,156
Do you think all that stuff
down there is of us?
1453
01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:37,690
Why are you asking me?
Fuck, really?
1454
01:21:37,691 --> 01:21:39,326
You don't wanna talk about it?
Okay.
1455
01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,528
Yes, I think it's all us.
1456
01:21:41,529 --> 01:21:43,564
Do you think that's all of it?
1457
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:45,165
No.
1458
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:47,099
I think we could be on any
1459
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:48,469
recording device anywhere.
1460
01:21:48,470 --> 01:21:52,505
We could be on a fucking
hard drive in China.
1461
01:21:52,506 --> 01:21:54,608
They should be at
the cabin by now.
1462
01:21:54,609 --> 01:21:58,144
Do you think they
found the bag?
1463
01:21:58,145 --> 01:22:00,213
I left it inside
for them to find.
1464
01:22:00,214 --> 01:22:00,715
Fuck.
1465
01:22:00,914 --> 01:22:02,957
They're smoking that bag, man.
They're fucking smoking that bag.
1466
01:22:02,983 --> 01:22:04,183
Maybe they took the
trees to the road.
1467
01:22:04,184 --> 01:22:07,320
No, man, they're getting fucked up,
and they're fucking waiting for us
1468
01:22:07,321 --> 01:22:10,523
to fuck us up.
1469
01:22:10,524 --> 01:22:14,126
I'm gonna go to that
place in the film.
1470
01:22:14,127 --> 01:22:15,496
The rocks in front
of the cabin.
1471
01:22:15,497 --> 01:22:17,528
Why would... That's
fucking nighttime, man.
1472
01:22:17,529 --> 01:22:19,199
It's like fucking noon right now.
Are you crazy?
1473
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,500
I'll be fine, okay?
1474
01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:22,735
Look, I'm gonna sneak
around the back,
1475
01:22:22,736 --> 01:22:24,469
I'll be far enough away,
and plus they're probably
1476
01:22:24,470 --> 01:22:25,737
so fucked up they won't
even know I'm there.
1477
01:22:25,738 --> 01:22:27,774
Why would you fucking do that?
1478
01:22:27,775 --> 01:22:30,609
Because I think if we
can get to the end
1479
01:22:30,610 --> 01:22:34,179
of this reel of film,
we'll be fine.
1480
01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:35,714
You don't fucking know that.
1481
01:22:35,715 --> 01:22:37,648
No, I don't, but do you
have a better plan?
1482
01:22:37,649 --> 01:22:39,183
Yeah, man, let's fucking leave.
1483
01:22:39,184 --> 01:22:40,755
Chris, I am not taking this
1484
01:22:40,756 --> 01:22:44,590
home to my wife.
1485
01:22:44,591 --> 01:22:48,127
Fuck!
1486
01:22:48,128 --> 01:22:49,630
All right, man,
fuck it I'll go.
1487
01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:50,397
Let's go.
1488
01:22:50,398 --> 01:22:52,498
You can leave. No, fuck you,
don't make me feel guilty.
1489
01:22:52,499 --> 01:22:55,336
I'll fucking go, I said
I'll go, let's go.
1490
01:22:55,337 --> 01:22:59,538
All right.
1491
01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:01,074
Lighter, lighter,
lighter, pants on fire.
1492
01:23:01,075 --> 01:23:03,216
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
1493
01:23:09,216 --> 01:23:12,285
So, what's it like, uh,
1494
01:23:12,286 --> 01:23:15,054
what's it like being married?
1495
01:23:15,055 --> 01:23:18,058
It's good, you know,
I mean it's, uh,
1496
01:23:18,059 --> 01:23:20,626
it's hard, but, uh,
1497
01:23:20,627 --> 01:23:23,664
yeah, I like it.
1498
01:23:24,664 --> 01:23:28,768
What's it like being single?
1499
01:23:28,769 --> 01:23:31,604
Well, getting high all
the time pretty much
1500
01:23:31,605 --> 01:23:34,674
covers that base.
1501
01:23:34,675 --> 01:23:36,444
You don't have like
a, like a junkie
1502
01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:38,411
girlfriend or something?
1503
01:23:38,412 --> 01:23:40,212
No.
1504
01:23:40,213 --> 01:23:43,349
No, I don't.
1505
01:23:43,350 --> 01:23:48,288
Actually, I did go into the
city like a couple months ago,
1506
01:23:48,289 --> 01:23:52,559
and I picked
up a little "hmm-hmm."
1507
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:55,261
What's that? What's "hmm-hmm"?
1508
01:23:55,262 --> 01:23:56,696
Yeah, what's that?
1509
01:23:56,697 --> 01:23:59,199
You know, man, like
on the back of the...
1510
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:03,670
Like the reader those,
those like little box ads.
1511
01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:05,170
I don't know.
1512
01:24:05,171 --> 01:24:06,573
A fucking hooker, Mike.
1513
01:24:06,574 --> 01:24:08,140
Goddamn.
1514
01:24:08,141 --> 01:24:11,612
Yeah, the whole thing just
was like ridiculous, man.
1515
01:24:11,613 --> 01:24:15,180
Um, we just, basically
just were gacking rails
1516
01:24:15,181 --> 01:24:18,451
all night long, and, uh,
1517
01:24:18,452 --> 01:24:21,754
I just talked her ear
off for like six hours,
1518
01:24:21,755 --> 01:24:24,256
and then by the end of it, um,
1519
01:24:24,257 --> 01:24:27,727
she just like took off
like all freaked out.
1520
01:24:27,728 --> 01:24:29,260
We never even took our
clothes off or nothing.
1521
01:24:29,261 --> 01:24:31,696
We just talked,
and then I scared her.
1522
01:24:31,697 --> 01:24:33,667
That was pretty much my
last sexual experience.
1523
01:24:33,668 --> 01:24:34,901
That sounds awful.
1524
01:24:34,902 --> 01:24:37,603
It was horrible.
1525
01:24:37,604 --> 01:24:40,239
Yeah.
1526
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:43,643
Was it true about
the, uh, dad thing?
1527
01:24:43,644 --> 01:24:45,178
What dad thing?
1528
01:24:45,179 --> 01:24:47,546
On the fucking CD.
1529
01:24:47,547 --> 01:24:49,715
Yeah.
1530
01:24:49,716 --> 01:24:52,585
Yeah, I'm gonna be a dad.
1531
01:24:52,586 --> 01:24:53,553
Fuck, man.
1532
01:24:53,554 --> 01:24:55,354
Are you sketched out?
1533
01:24:55,355 --> 01:24:56,489
I'm okay with it.
1534
01:24:56,490 --> 01:24:58,524
When's it going down?
1535
01:24:58,525 --> 01:24:59,459
Seven months.
1536
01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:01,728
Seven months?
1537
01:25:01,729 --> 01:25:03,263
Boy or girl?
1538
01:25:03,264 --> 01:25:05,263
Well, it's a little
early to tell.
1539
01:25:05,264 --> 01:25:07,366
Well, I'm not
a pediatrician, Mike.
1540
01:25:07,367 --> 01:25:09,434
I don't know.
Obstetrician.
1541
01:25:09,435 --> 01:25:11,170
Whatever, man.
1542
01:25:11,171 --> 01:25:14,607
Um, yeah, let's just
hope it's a boy, right?
1543
01:25:14,608 --> 01:25:19,545
Better worrying about one wiener
than like every wiener in the world.
1544
01:25:19,546 --> 01:25:20,881
Could I borrow
one of your guns?
1545
01:25:20,882 --> 01:25:24,384
Sure, dude.
1546
01:25:24,385 --> 01:25:25,953
You would make a good uncle.
1547
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,220
Whatever.
1548
01:25:28,221 --> 01:25:29,388
That's bull, that's
bullshit, man.
1549
01:25:29,389 --> 01:25:31,455
Give yourself
a little credit, man.
1550
01:25:31,456 --> 01:25:32,758
Seriously, you're like,
1551
01:25:32,759 --> 01:25:34,328
you're one of the most loyal,
1552
01:25:34,329 --> 01:25:37,397
protective, and smartest
people I know.
1553
01:25:37,398 --> 01:25:40,199
You know, and you don't
wave it in people's faces
1554
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,868
and make them feel
stupid about it.
1555
01:25:41,869 --> 01:25:44,437
Come on, that's
a bunch of malarkey,
1556
01:25:44,438 --> 01:25:45,672
but thanks, though.
1557
01:25:45,673 --> 01:25:47,372
I'm serious.
1558
01:25:47,373 --> 01:25:48,906
Okay, why do you think,
1559
01:25:48,907 --> 01:25:51,478
why do you think you've
lasted as long as you have
1560
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:53,580
like you have?
1561
01:25:53,581 --> 01:25:57,649
It's because the dirt bags you hang out
with actually like being around you.
1562
01:25:57,650 --> 01:26:00,687
You know, I think it
makes them feel better
1563
01:26:00,688 --> 01:26:02,890
about their dark souls
to have someone
1564
01:26:02,891 --> 01:26:04,724
like you around.
1565
01:26:04,725 --> 01:26:06,793
I appreciate it, man,
but I'm a piece of shit.
1566
01:26:06,794 --> 01:26:08,428
You know it.
1567
01:26:08,429 --> 01:26:09,963
You know.
No, you're not.
1568
01:26:09,964 --> 01:26:13,832
Well, well, I mean even
though you completely
1569
01:26:13,833 --> 01:26:17,371
abandoned your pregnant wife
to save a piece of shit
1570
01:26:17,372 --> 01:26:20,340
like myself, I, uh,
1571
01:26:20,341 --> 01:26:21,708
I think you're gonna
be a good dad.
1572
01:26:21,709 --> 01:26:23,242
Thanks.
1573
01:26:23,243 --> 01:26:24,742
Yeah, I mean, I don't
know really much about it,
1574
01:26:24,743 --> 01:26:26,611
but I would imagine
being forgiving
1575
01:26:26,612 --> 01:26:27,745
has something to do
with being a good dad,
1576
01:26:27,746 --> 01:26:29,348
and, uh, you and I have
lasted this long,
1577
01:26:30,016 --> 01:26:31,719
so that shows that you're one
1578
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:34,757
forgiving motherfucker.
1579
01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:39,424
There's something
I should tell you.
1580
01:26:39,425 --> 01:26:40,828
It's cool, man, don't.
1581
01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:41,728
You...
1582
01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:43,697
You're my buddy, that's
all that matters.
1583
01:26:43,698 --> 01:26:46,265
No.
1584
01:26:46,266 --> 01:26:48,834
Look, I'm... I'm
trying to tell you...
1585
01:26:48,835 --> 01:26:49,802
Don't do it, man.
1586
01:26:49,803 --> 01:26:51,703
No, you were right, okay?
1587
01:26:51,704 --> 01:26:55,340
You know, I felt guilty
and I missed my best friend,
1588
01:26:55,341 --> 01:26:58,711
but I had, I had no
right to intrude
1589
01:26:58,712 --> 01:26:59,912
on your life like this, man.
1590
01:26:59,913 --> 01:27:01,680
I just didn't.
1591
01:27:01,681 --> 01:27:03,348
Dude, whatever, man.
Don't even sweat it.
1592
01:27:03,349 --> 01:27:06,519
I don't care.
We're cool.
1593
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:07,921
I know, it's just
like, you know,
1594
01:27:07,922 --> 01:27:11,357
with the baby coming like
I felt like this was
1595
01:27:11,358 --> 01:27:14,827
my last chance to do
something to feel better
1596
01:27:14,828 --> 01:27:18,898
about myself, and I'm
just fucking sorry, man.
1597
01:27:18,899 --> 01:27:19,865
It is what it is, Mike.
1598
01:27:19,866 --> 01:27:21,767
I don't, I don't give a shit.
1599
01:27:21,768 --> 01:27:23,701
I mean, I'm sorry that I can't
1600
01:27:23,702 --> 01:27:25,305
be this imaginary guy that you
1601
01:27:25,306 --> 01:27:29,041
think is me, you know?
1602
01:27:29,042 --> 01:27:33,578
You're still my buddy.
1603
01:27:33,579 --> 01:27:36,782
Shit.
1604
01:27:36,783 --> 01:27:39,885
Ha-ha-ha!
1605
01:27:39,886 --> 01:27:41,994
That was cool.
1606
01:27:47,994 --> 01:27:52,864
Fuck, man!
1607
01:27:52,865 --> 01:27:53,933
Holy shit.
1608
01:27:53,934 --> 01:27:54,834
Fuck me.
1609
01:27:54,835 --> 01:27:56,868
Holy fuck.
1610
01:27:56,869 --> 01:27:58,970
Oh, my God.
1611
01:27:58,971 --> 01:28:00,488
Burn it.
1612
01:28:15,488 --> 01:28:17,850
Oh, my fucking God.
1613
01:28:43,850 --> 01:28:47,754
That's my bullets.
1614
01:28:47,755 --> 01:28:50,926
Is that it? Is that all of 'em?
1615
01:28:53,926 --> 01:28:56,862
Chris?
1616
01:28:56,863 --> 01:28:59,965
Chris.
1617
01:28:59,966 --> 01:29:00,866
Oh, fuck.
1618
01:29:01,001 --> 01:29:03,038
Oh, fuck!
1619
01:29:06,038 --> 01:29:06,938
No, Mike!
1620
01:29:06,939 --> 01:29:07,779
It's gonna burn, man.
1621
01:29:08,007 --> 01:29:10,948
I need a fucking
hit, let me go!
1622
01:29:14,948 --> 01:29:17,069
Fuck!
1623
01:29:36,069 --> 01:29:38,202
I don't wanna
fucking die, Mike.
1624
01:29:38,203 --> 01:29:40,039
I can't control it, man,
I really fucking can't.
1625
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:42,179
I need help.
1626
01:29:45,179 --> 01:29:47,118
Can I take you to rehab?
1627
01:29:51,118 --> 01:29:52,998
Yeah.
It has to be now, man.
1628
01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:55,755
You have to fucking
take me right now.
1629
01:29:55,756 --> 01:29:57,465
Okay.
1630
01:30:04,465 --> 01:30:06,505
Oh, shit.
1631
01:30:11,505 --> 01:30:14,041
Hey, we gave that thing
a story with a happy ending.
1632
01:30:14,042 --> 01:30:16,917
Fuck you.
1633
01:30:23,917 --> 01:30:26,117
Oh, God.
1634
01:30:26,118 --> 01:30:29,121
I'm sorry.
1635
01:30:29,122 --> 01:30:33,693
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
1636
01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:35,695
I'm sorry.
1637
01:30:42,735 --> 01:30:45,171
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