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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,143 --> 00:00:07,143 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:50,899 --> 00:00:51,898 Oh I love this woman! 3 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:52,866 Kiss me! 4 00:00:52,868 --> 00:00:55,702 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. 5 00:00:55,704 --> 00:00:56,769 I love you. 6 00:00:56,771 --> 00:00:57,770 I love her. 7 00:00:57,772 --> 00:00:59,605 I love you, I love you. 8 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:01,775 Congratulations, congratulations, good luck to you 9 00:01:01,777 --> 00:01:03,043 and your baby. 10 00:01:03,045 --> 00:01:04,711 Congratulations, congratulations. 11 00:01:04,713 --> 00:01:05,915 I love her! 12 00:01:07,282 --> 00:01:08,282 Thank you! 13 00:01:08,284 --> 00:01:09,283 Good night! 14 00:02:24,392 --> 00:02:25,827 Wife. 15 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:28,361 Ew. 16 00:02:28,363 --> 00:02:29,363 You're my wife. 17 00:02:29,365 --> 00:02:30,364 Don't say that word. 18 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:32,498 - Wife, wife, wife, wife. - Ew! 19 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,633 Wife. 20 00:02:33,635 --> 00:02:34,837 My wife. 21 00:02:35,903 --> 00:02:36,902 Husband. 22 00:02:36,904 --> 00:02:38,704 - Oh. - Oh. 23 00:02:38,706 --> 00:02:39,506 Husband. 24 00:02:39,508 --> 00:02:41,441 That really works for me, though. 25 00:02:41,443 --> 00:02:42,678 I like that. 26 00:02:43,712 --> 00:02:44,914 Oh! 27 00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:46,379 We got married, Mom! 28 00:02:46,381 --> 00:02:49,149 Oh my God, oh my God! 29 00:02:49,151 --> 00:02:50,150 Did you hear that, Jim? 30 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:52,918 I'm so happy Danny that you are married. 31 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,922 Yeah, yeah, I made an honest woman out of her. 32 00:02:55,924 --> 00:02:58,824 Aren't you going to say anything, Nate? 33 00:02:58,826 --> 00:03:00,727 Congratulations, honey. 34 00:03:00,729 --> 00:03:01,931 Thanks, Dad. 35 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:03,764 What? They already did it. 36 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,401 What's there to say? 37 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:07,904 Joanne, Nate, 38 00:03:08,704 --> 00:03:10,569 you'll have to come visit us. 39 00:03:10,571 --> 00:03:14,941 Oh, Pearl that-that sounds just lovely. 40 00:03:14,943 --> 00:03:16,008 Sorry, you're frozen again. 41 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:17,943 What was that? 42 00:03:17,945 --> 00:03:19,111 Oh, okay Mom, I think um 43 00:03:19,113 --> 00:03:21,781 I'm going to find some better wifi here. 44 00:03:21,783 --> 00:03:23,783 Um, can you hear me now? 45 00:03:23,785 --> 00:03:24,950 Ah, it's still off Danny. 46 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:26,955 - Mom? - Hello? 47 00:03:27,456 --> 00:03:28,891 The more you move around 48 00:03:30,057 --> 00:03:31,460 Yep. 49 00:03:32,194 --> 00:03:33,492 Can you just 50 00:03:33,494 --> 00:03:34,895 stop rotating the camera. 51 00:03:34,897 --> 00:03:36,499 I need coffee. 52 00:03:49,211 --> 00:03:51,414 What are you two going to do about money? 53 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,212 I don't know, Mom. 54 00:03:53,214 --> 00:03:54,416 Make it. 55 00:03:55,617 --> 00:03:57,516 Neither one of you has a job. 56 00:03:57,518 --> 00:03:59,051 Dan's a very good actor. 57 00:03:59,053 --> 00:04:00,152 Who's never booked a gig. 58 00:04:00,154 --> 00:04:02,455 He has booked gigs. 59 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:03,789 He's booked tons of gigs. 60 00:04:03,791 --> 00:04:06,059 I don't know why you quit working at the firm. 61 00:04:06,061 --> 00:04:07,627 Your father could still use your help. 62 00:04:07,629 --> 00:04:09,628 Mom, I told you. I'm a writer. 63 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,465 If I take a job then I'm suddenly that thing 64 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:12,833 and I'm not a writer. 65 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,736 We're giving you money. 66 00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:17,473 We don't need it. 67 00:04:19,007 --> 00:04:21,844 I just wish that you would have invited us. 68 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:25,979 I know. 69 00:04:25,981 --> 00:04:26,979 Oh, great. 70 00:04:26,981 --> 00:04:28,181 You guys made coffee? 71 00:04:28,183 --> 00:04:29,549 Amazing. 72 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:30,784 Mom, you see this kitchen? 73 00:04:30,786 --> 00:04:32,085 - Yes, it's beautiful. - See the kitchen? 74 00:04:32,087 --> 00:04:35,255 - Oh, it's so. - Mom, it's a good kitchen. 75 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,870 - Can you grab that for me? - Yeah. 76 00:04:59,046 --> 00:05:00,212 You want me to do it? 77 00:05:00,214 --> 00:05:01,450 I can do it. 78 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:03,849 I can do it. 79 00:05:03,851 --> 00:05:05,150 You just got to twist the thing. 80 00:05:05,152 --> 00:05:06,652 - I gotI got it. - No, you 81 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:07,856 I got it. 82 00:05:13,294 --> 00:05:14,294 It's hard. 83 00:05:14,296 --> 00:05:15,698 Do you feel better? 84 00:05:16,532 --> 00:05:17,700 Your little tummy. 85 00:05:19,568 --> 00:05:21,301 My tum tum? 86 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:22,236 Your tum tum. 87 00:05:25,173 --> 00:05:26,672 You can have as much as you want. 88 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:27,873 We're rich now. 89 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,176 Really? 90 00:05:29,178 --> 00:05:31,044 Yeah, we got all this free money from our wedding. 91 00:05:31,046 --> 00:05:32,712 Shit man, maybe I should get married. 92 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:33,813 I'm so poor still. 93 00:05:33,815 --> 00:05:34,881 Yeah, it's pretty sweet. 94 00:05:34,883 --> 00:05:36,549 So far we've gotten like 95 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:38,083 $800 from like, 96 00:05:38,085 --> 00:05:39,719 aunts and uncles and 97 00:05:39,721 --> 00:05:40,820 my mom's weird Mormon friends. 98 00:05:40,822 --> 00:05:41,854 That's amazing. 99 00:05:41,856 --> 00:05:42,888 We should get hitched. 100 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:43,823 We'll get hitched. 101 00:05:43,825 --> 00:05:46,559 - Just get loaded, yeah. - Mmhmm. 102 00:05:46,561 --> 00:05:47,994 - All right, let's do it. - Okay. 103 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,898 You guys want burnt hot dogs? 104 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,902 I'm sorry, I left them on the grill too long and 105 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,571 I just, I was not thinking and I was looking, drinking beer 106 00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:58,539 It's okay. 107 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:00,873 - Aw, married! - Married! 108 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:02,342 Okay. Okay. 109 00:06:02,344 --> 00:06:03,910 You're married, you're married! 110 00:06:03,912 --> 00:06:05,044 I know. I'm a married man. 111 00:06:05,046 --> 00:06:06,612 Don't touch me like that! 112 00:06:07,683 --> 00:06:09,015 That's cute. 113 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:10,684 You guys want anymore beers? 114 00:06:10,686 --> 00:06:12,585 Whoa, that was a nice one. 115 00:06:12,587 --> 00:06:15,287 You would fuck my grandpa, that's for sure. 116 00:06:15,289 --> 00:06:17,958 'Course I would! He's a sexual man. 117 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,292 I wouldn't put that past you. 118 00:06:20,294 --> 00:06:22,128 You were always the first to do everything. 119 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,028 That's not true. 120 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:25,364 Oh, my God. It's so true. 121 00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:27,202 - No! - Yes, you kissed a boy first. 122 00:06:28,236 --> 00:06:30,770 Spin the bottle with Michael Lapner? 123 00:06:30,772 --> 00:06:31,804 That doesn't count. 124 00:06:31,806 --> 00:06:33,607 - It does count. - No way. 125 00:06:33,609 --> 00:06:35,909 You gave a blow job first. 126 00:06:35,911 --> 00:06:38,744 But I taught you the proper technique. 127 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,780 You know, twist, twist. 128 00:06:40,782 --> 00:06:42,047 Lick, lick. 129 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:42,982 No teeth. 130 00:06:42,984 --> 00:06:46,119 Grandma, oh, oh! 131 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:49,255 How sad and gross. 132 00:06:49,257 --> 00:06:50,155 Yeah. 133 00:06:50,157 --> 00:06:51,624 Ew, we were just little kids. 134 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:52,792 I know. Kids giving blow jobs. 135 00:06:52,794 --> 00:06:54,160 That's wrong, that's wrong. 136 00:06:54,162 --> 00:06:55,160 Thinking about that now is like 137 00:06:55,162 --> 00:06:56,395 - We were little. - That's fucked up. 138 00:06:56,397 --> 00:06:58,131 Yeah, yeah. 139 00:06:58,133 --> 00:06:59,698 You were the one to get pregnant first. 140 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,167 Yeah, I won that one. 141 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:02,604 But this is big. 142 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:06,405 Yeah. 143 00:07:06,407 --> 00:07:07,842 Dude, it's big. 144 00:07:08,676 --> 00:07:10,809 You should throw a party. 145 00:07:10,811 --> 00:07:12,244 That's what we're doing. 146 00:07:12,246 --> 00:07:13,847 No, like a real party. 147 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:15,681 Like a real wedding. 148 00:07:15,683 --> 00:07:16,919 No, no no, no. 149 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:19,652 All that wedding bullshit. 150 00:07:19,654 --> 00:07:20,720 It's not really our thing. 151 00:07:20,722 --> 00:07:21,655 Oh, come on. 152 00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:23,657 Of course it's your thing. 153 00:07:23,659 --> 00:07:25,691 - No. - It's everyone's thing. 154 00:07:25,693 --> 00:07:27,128 Let's celebrate. 155 00:07:28,195 --> 00:07:30,296 - I don't know. - Fine. 156 00:07:30,298 --> 00:07:32,799 I guess it's easier to just run away, 157 00:07:32,801 --> 00:07:34,700 go to the courthouse, 158 00:07:34,702 --> 00:07:36,001 have no one watching. 159 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:37,871 No, it was cheaper. 160 00:07:37,873 --> 00:07:39,205 Mmhmm. 161 00:07:39,207 --> 00:07:41,210 How did your mom take it? 162 00:07:42,376 --> 00:07:43,809 She flipped. 163 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,145 Oh! 164 00:07:45,147 --> 00:07:46,212 - Joanne. - Joanne! 165 00:07:46,214 --> 00:07:49,349 - Fuckin' Big J. - Big J! 166 00:07:49,351 --> 00:07:52,285 - Big J, J! - J's in the house. 167 00:07:53,188 --> 00:07:54,453 Oh, she must have flipped. 168 00:07:54,455 --> 00:07:55,688 Oh, it was-oh it was like, 169 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,457 the worst day of her life for sure. 170 00:07:57,459 --> 00:07:59,859 Oh, got a text. 171 00:07:59,861 --> 00:08:01,193 What? 172 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:02,761 Oh, holy shit. 173 00:08:02,763 --> 00:08:04,364 This fucking guy, oh, okay. 174 00:08:04,366 --> 00:08:06,465 Listen to this. 175 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:09,736 Okay, "I want to shave your pussy and put it on my face." 176 00:08:09,738 --> 00:08:11,203 - Oh, shit! - Yeah. 177 00:08:11,205 --> 00:08:12,806 That's awesome. 178 00:08:12,808 --> 00:08:14,873 You have to date him. 179 00:08:27,322 --> 00:08:28,755 At this point 180 00:08:28,757 --> 00:08:29,623 I'm running against the clock 181 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,989 and I taste the soup and I decide 182 00:08:30,991 --> 00:08:32,092 I'm fed up. 183 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:34,860 ...gas your reflux. 184 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,262 Throw them in the mixer. 185 00:08:36,264 --> 00:08:37,864 It's a big gamble but 186 00:08:37,866 --> 00:08:39,065 it's the risk I've got to take. 187 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,102 Shit. 188 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,340 Come on. 189 00:08:51,746 --> 00:08:53,879 It's the second time it's done it this week. 190 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,181 - I know. - I need to get a new one. 191 00:08:55,183 --> 00:08:56,782 I know. 192 00:08:56,784 --> 00:08:58,020 Oh, wow. 193 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,052 I'm going to flip my hair for you. 194 00:09:00,054 --> 00:09:00,988 Hair flip, yeah. 195 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:04,957 Say what you want, that works for me. 196 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,795 - I think it does. - Yeah. 197 00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:09,061 Yeah, it's good. 198 00:09:09,063 --> 00:09:11,130 It's the-it's the, looks like a mermaid. 199 00:09:11,132 --> 00:09:12,898 Yeah. 200 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,800 - Ooh? - Oh, it's like 201 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:14,667 - It's common pasties. - Oh! 202 00:09:14,669 --> 00:09:16,137 - I get it. - Yeah. 203 00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:20,875 - Is your rash gone? - Yeah. 204 00:09:22,443 --> 00:09:23,878 - Really? - Yeah. 205 00:09:25,079 --> 00:09:26,281 All cleared up. 206 00:09:44,131 --> 00:09:45,333 Oh, fuck. 207 00:09:48,937 --> 00:09:50,005 Hey, I gotta piss. 208 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:53,808 - Hey. - Hey. 209 00:10:02,951 --> 00:10:03,952 Oh, fuck! 210 00:10:16,264 --> 00:10:18,031 Thanks for taking care of the place 211 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,998 and Pablo gets one of these morning and night. 212 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,468 - Cool? - Yeah, cool, cool. 213 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:24,037 - Great. - Okay. 214 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:25,908 Great. Awesome, thank you. 215 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,941 This is uh, 216 00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:31,109 this is a really nice place that you got here. 217 00:10:31,111 --> 00:10:33,546 Thanks, yeah, I bought it last year. 218 00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:35,181 You own this place? 219 00:10:35,183 --> 00:10:36,516 Yeah. 220 00:10:36,518 --> 00:10:39,152 I mean, it's a bit much though, don't you think? 221 00:10:39,154 --> 00:10:41,119 I don't know, I mean, you work hard, 222 00:10:41,121 --> 00:10:42,491 so you deserve it. 223 00:10:46,227 --> 00:10:47,994 Do you like being a dog walker? 224 00:10:47,996 --> 00:10:50,463 Uh, no, no, I hate it. 225 00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:52,301 Actually, I'm scared of dogs. 226 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,368 No, I'm terrified of dogs. 227 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,402 Uh, I don't 228 00:10:56,404 --> 00:10:58,303 it's a deep-seeded like childhood 229 00:10:58,305 --> 00:11:00,205 kind of phobia thing that I have. 230 00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:01,409 Oh. 231 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:02,975 Are you serious? 232 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:05,143 No, I'm joking 'cause that would be weird 233 00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:06,144 if I was a dog walker. 234 00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:07,146 - Yeah, it would. - Yeah that's- 235 00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:08,147 You're an asshole, so. 236 00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:09,552 Well, you're dumb. 237 00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:14,590 Cool. 238 00:11:28,502 --> 00:11:30,369 Oh, you got groceries! 239 00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:32,241 - Hi, baby. - Thank you. 240 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:36,276 Oh, you got popsicles too. 241 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,344 But don't, I mean, 242 00:11:38,346 --> 00:11:40,279 there's only a few of them in there. 243 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,056 I found some noodles. 244 00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:50,690 So I forgot to tell you, but, um, 245 00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:51,894 I got a job. 246 00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:56,095 - What? - Yeah. 247 00:11:56,097 --> 00:11:59,065 A real like, adult person, 248 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,566 human job job. 249 00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:02,034 Don't look that surprised. 250 00:12:02,036 --> 00:12:03,436 No, no, no, that's great. 251 00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:04,604 That's embarrassing. 252 00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:05,604 I'm so sorry. 253 00:12:05,606 --> 00:12:07,072 That's so good! 254 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,074 This is so good. 255 00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:09,207 I'm sorry. 256 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,043 - This is so great. - Yeah. 257 00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:12,711 What's the job? 258 00:12:12,713 --> 00:12:16,316 Um, so you know that actress uh Hailey Turner? 259 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,584 Uh, I don't know her. 260 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:21,253 Oh. She was in um the "Hotel Romania" movie, 261 00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:23,156 "The Last Bucharesting Place". 262 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,456 Oh yeah, that sounds awful. 263 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,627 Yeah, well, they're going to do another one. 264 00:12:27,629 --> 00:12:29,262 She's going to Lithuania to shoot another one, so. 265 00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:30,466 Oh, my god. 266 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,599 Did you get a part in the movie? 267 00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,301 - Uh. - Oh my god, 268 00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:37,237 you're going to look so cute 269 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,973 getting hacked to bits, you're so cute! 270 00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:43,976 No, I got a job housesitting for her for six months. 271 00:12:43,978 --> 00:12:46,112 - Yeah. - That's cool. 272 00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:49,148 We'll have like a cool not shitty apartment to live in 273 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,283 and they have like, HBO and a pool, 274 00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:53,319 and I think I saw this trampoline at one point, 275 00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:57,657 which is cool and we only have to take care of like, 276 00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:58,758 like her dogs so like, 277 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,125 one's a puppy and the other one, 278 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,963 I think there's something wrong with it. 279 00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:04,232 Right? 280 00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,599 We got to live in a cool house for six months. 281 00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:08,600 No, that's cool. 282 00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,268 - Yeah. - I mean, it's money, 283 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,138 - which is great. - Yeah, yeah. 284 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:15,641 Plus, we can afford a party for our wedding. 285 00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:17,276 Didn't we already do that? 286 00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:19,112 Yeah, but like, a real one. 287 00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:20,312 - Oh, like, a real one. - Yeah. 288 00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:21,181 - Like a fancy person. - Yeah. 289 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,648 So everyone knows how badass we are. 290 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,486 - Well, we are badass. - Yeah. 291 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,652 No one's ever gotten married before. 292 00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:28,021 We're the first people to do it. 293 00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:29,089 - Yep. - Yeah. 294 00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,322 Just getting married 'cause we want to and shit. 295 00:13:30,324 --> 00:13:31,526 It's crazy. 296 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:36,162 I'm tired. Take me to the couch. 297 00:13:36,164 --> 00:13:37,229 No, I don't have to carry 298 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:38,230 Carry me to the couch. 299 00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,465 - Again? - Yep. 300 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,669 - Okay. - Yep. 301 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,168 You owe me. 302 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,172 All right. 303 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:48,240 Oh, my god. 304 00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:50,343 This is so cool. 305 00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:52,045 Let me take you to the crib, 306 00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:53,211 show you how I live. 307 00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:55,214 What's good? What's good? 308 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,181 This is insane! 309 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,417 Check out my spot, yo. 310 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,417 I know, right? 311 00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,518 It's big. 312 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,153 - And we're here. - Oh, whoa. 313 00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:02,687 Not bad. 314 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,325 This is awesome. 315 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,199 Hailey Turner. 316 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,838 - I like it. - You like it? 317 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,172 - Mmhmm. - I did good? 318 00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:21,776 - You did good. - Oh, good. 319 00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:25,411 Want to try out the bedroom? 320 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,213 Oh yeah. 321 00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:28,181 Show me the bedroom, baby. 322 00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:44,732 What, wait what are you doing? 323 00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,266 I got the job. 324 00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,401 What? 325 00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:49,605 I got the job! 326 00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:52,705 The game show I sent my stuff to? 327 00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,273 They just hired me as a writer. 328 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,476 Woo! 329 00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:58,813 Woo, oh yeah! 330 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,148 My wife is the smartest woman in the world! 331 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,483 Look how hot she is! 332 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,716 Check her out! 333 00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:06,284 She's very attractive! 334 00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:07,552 We're going to be rich, 335 00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:08,753 and she's so hot. 336 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,123 Can I get a Nintendo? 337 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,258 Wait, what if I suck? 338 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,127 - What if they fire me? - Shh. 339 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,563 You're great at everything. 340 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,463 And she's great at everything! 341 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,197 Okay, let's go have sex now on the beach. 342 00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:21,433 She likes having sex with me, 343 00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:22,468 I can't believe it. 344 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,170 Oh I'm so excited! 345 00:15:41,789 --> 00:15:44,757 Tornado Tammy starting out strong on the rings! 346 00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:45,925 She's trying to swing herself to glory, 347 00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,359 but Rachel's not having it 348 00:15:47,361 --> 00:15:50,229 and takes her down into the balls! 349 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,470 Hello, Goosed! 350 00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:58,674 Please hold. 351 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:03,242 I'm really excited to be here. 352 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:04,509 I've always wanted to make TV. 353 00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,311 Well then you came to the wrong place. 354 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,446 Oh. 355 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,947 You want to know what we make here? 356 00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:09,883 It's a game show. 357 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,821 It's like uh Duck Duck Goose only better. 358 00:16:17,391 --> 00:16:19,227 What do you get 359 00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:21,326 when you combine 360 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,295 heart 361 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,699 and fart? 362 00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:29,571 Art. 363 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,241 That's what we make here. 364 00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,211 - Wow. - Yeah. 365 00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:38,412 It is wow. 366 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,279 I'm excited. 367 00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,884 I'm excited for you. 368 00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:10,444 Hey, what did you say to him? 369 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,446 Uh, nothing. 370 00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:17,015 'Cause uh that's a really bad sign. 371 00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:19,385 Did he find out he can't have sex with you? 372 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,586 What? 373 00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,021 Well he because he probably wants to have sex with you, 374 00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:23,589 or at least think that because you're a woman 375 00:17:23,591 --> 00:17:25,625 and he's the king of all men that you will want him 376 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,760 and now he's found out that you have a boyfriend. 377 00:17:27,762 --> 00:17:29,231 - A husband. - Oh! 378 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,465 Oh that's bad. 379 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,465 Sorry who are you? 380 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:35,434 Jesus, he's such a narcissist. 381 00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:36,936 He's angry at you for denying him the sex 382 00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:39,304 he thought you'd so desperately want, 383 00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:41,273 which probably led him to think about all the sex he's wanted 384 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,408 and not gotten from all the women he's ever known. 385 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,445 You sent him down a really deep, dark rabbit hole 386 00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:47,612 and it's just your first day, 387 00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,816 you work fast. 388 00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:53,653 I think he's just busy. 389 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,890 Yeah. 390 00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:56,958 No. 391 00:17:59,427 --> 00:18:00,959 Well I'm really busy. 392 00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:04,330 I have to get started on these intros. 393 00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:06,499 Cool, I'll let you get to it. 394 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,767 Noah, Gavin wants you for the script meeting. 395 00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:09,770 All right. 396 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:13,475 Excuse me, hi. 397 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,643 Uh, who is that? 398 00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:17,443 Noah Barringer? 399 00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,348 He's the head writer. 400 00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,026 What a pack of dicks. 401 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,995 Hey, what are you doing? 402 00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:12,400 Oh my god. 403 00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:14,032 That was scary. 404 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,568 Come play with me. 405 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:16,569 I can't, I've got to work. 406 00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:17,570 - Come on! - No. 407 00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,504 Look what I'm wearing. 408 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,805 I found a box full of whip its. 409 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,140 I can't. 410 00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:24,409 - And I also found this. - No I'm working. 411 00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,448 - Come on. - No, ow! 412 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,650 - Come on. - Do that again. 413 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,550 At least come swimming with me. 414 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,388 No I want to finish this. 415 00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:36,054 Why do you have to finish this? 416 00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,156 Because it's my work. 417 00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:38,757 What do you mean it's your work? It's not important. 418 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,526 It's just you writing for your dumb job. 419 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,530 Come on, swim. 420 00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:45,164 Swim. 421 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,368 Stop. 422 00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:50,339 Later. 423 00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:38,951 Okay people it's almost showtime. 424 00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:41,086 Look alive out here! 425 00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,892 Okay, uh, Richman, Tompkins, 426 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,625 Barringer. 427 00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:49,164 Need everybody on set pronto. 428 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,798 Uh, Winters, how's it going? 429 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,835 Fine. 430 00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:56,569 Oh that's frosty Winters, 431 00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:57,973 that's very frosty. 432 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,639 What did I do? 433 00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:02,640 Was it me? 434 00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,510 Was it you? 435 00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,946 Ah he's got you doing grunt work again, 436 00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,580 that's a tough draw. 437 00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:09,514 No I like it, it's fine. 438 00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:10,951 - Really? - Yeah, really. 439 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,619 Um, I can put in a word with him, 440 00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:15,487 get you down on the stage when we're doing the tapings. 441 00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,491 You could help us produce. 442 00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:21,694 Ah no, no thanks. 443 00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,829 - I'm good, I like it. - Okay, cool. 444 00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,631 We got drinks tonight, it's a Thursday tradition. 445 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,601 You should come. 446 00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,971 I'm not gonna make it, but, uh, 447 00:21:31,973 --> 00:21:32,938 thank you. 448 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,072 Okay I'm gonna give you one little pointer. 449 00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,675 He loves adjectives, so if you could just sprinkle in 450 00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:41,045 a couple of zanys or sneakys he'll think you're a genius. 451 00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:42,781 Okay, cool. 452 00:21:42,783 --> 00:21:44,586 Even if you do stand us up tonight. 453 00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:46,987 Cool, okay. 454 00:21:57,297 --> 00:21:59,798 And he thinks he's better than everyone else, 455 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,000 and the other thing is, 456 00:22:01,002 --> 00:22:02,604 he's not even that funny. 457 00:22:03,303 --> 00:22:04,904 Huh, what are we, who are we talking about here? 458 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:06,705 Are we talking about, um, 459 00:22:06,707 --> 00:22:07,907 Gavin or the other guy Noah? 460 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,141 Noah, no Gavin is definitely not funny 461 00:22:10,143 --> 00:22:13,646 but Noah, everyone there thinks he's so funny but he's not. 462 00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:15,046 And he doesn't even pitch he just 463 00:22:15,048 --> 00:22:17,715 points out why everyone else's ideas are bad. 464 00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:18,884 And you know who the other people are? 465 00:22:18,886 --> 00:22:20,019 - You. - Me. 466 00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:21,523 - Yeah. - Exactly. 467 00:22:22,756 --> 00:22:24,758 - So annoying. - It's hard. 468 00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:28,159 What do you think I should do? 469 00:22:28,161 --> 00:22:29,160 I don't know honey, 470 00:22:29,162 --> 00:22:30,564 um maybe 471 00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:32,898 just ignore 'em if you can? 472 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,902 You know, don't let him bother you. 473 00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:40,040 Yeah, probably. 474 00:22:41,342 --> 00:22:42,707 Could we try this again? 475 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:43,711 Yeah sorry. 476 00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:46,915 Okay, okay. 477 00:22:48,582 --> 00:22:52,051 Leonard, Sydney, Jack Oh no, stop that please. 478 00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,785 - Can you please stop? - Isis? 479 00:22:53,787 --> 00:22:54,786 What is this? 480 00:22:54,788 --> 00:22:55,920 Can you not read those? 481 00:22:55,922 --> 00:22:56,921 I forgot those were there. 482 00:22:56,923 --> 00:22:58,189 Can we run it? 483 00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:02,628 - Can we please run it? - Penelope, Carmine, Christmas? 484 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,799 - Potential baby names. - What? 485 00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:07,902 What? 486 00:23:08,268 --> 00:23:09,670 Tambourine? 487 00:23:10,771 --> 00:23:12,574 - It's for a little girl. - Well obviously. 488 00:23:13,274 --> 00:23:14,807 You've clearly put a lot of thought into this. 489 00:23:14,809 --> 00:23:16,908 Mordecai, are we raising him on a shtetl? 490 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,377 Franny, come on, please, 491 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,044 let me, just run the lines with me, 492 00:23:20,046 --> 00:23:21,312 don't be mean. 493 00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,551 Okay, sorry. 494 00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:30,656 And that's why at Wendy's we only offer the best. 495 00:23:30,658 --> 00:23:31,724 Wendy's salads aren't fresh, 496 00:23:31,726 --> 00:23:33,128 they're furesh dawg. 497 00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:37,963 You think I should do the dawg or like that? 498 00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:39,231 What? 499 00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,799 I'm sorry, it just says right here 500 00:23:40,801 --> 00:23:43,638 that you're also going to be dressed like a dog. 501 00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:47,406 Okay, thank you for taking this very seriously. 502 00:23:47,408 --> 00:23:49,808 I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 503 00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,810 You're too funny. 504 00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:53,014 That's a good problem. 505 00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:04,259 I'm leaving for work. 506 00:24:07,294 --> 00:24:08,796 Jesus, already? 507 00:24:18,773 --> 00:24:19,906 We need makeup in here! 508 00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:22,877 Guys, guys, this whole area is on camera. 509 00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:29,316 Can we get last looks on Stacy? 510 00:24:39,893 --> 00:24:42,360 Okay music run, for camera! 511 00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:52,774 Winters, you joined us. 512 00:24:53,974 --> 00:24:55,073 You got those intros? 513 00:24:55,075 --> 00:24:56,076 Yeah here. 514 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,145 Let's hear 'em. 515 00:24:58,912 --> 00:24:59,913 - Now? - Now. 516 00:25:04,884 --> 00:25:06,720 - You-you want me to- - Mhmm. 517 00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:11,090 In this high octane episode of Goosed, 518 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,025 Brian, an accountant from Toledo, bites the dust 519 00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:17,995 and things get zany when Mary, a housewife from Calabasas 520 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:20,733 surprises everyone with her dynamo foot speed. 521 00:25:20,735 --> 00:25:22,736 Buckle up, you're about to get Goosed. 522 00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:33,180 I love them. 523 00:25:36,449 --> 00:25:38,285 Cool, thanks. 524 00:25:39,253 --> 00:25:40,455 Nope, stay. 525 00:25:42,055 --> 00:25:44,092 We could use you here. 526 00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:49,096 All right people, back to ones. 527 00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:52,830 Oh thanks. 528 00:25:52,832 --> 00:25:56,033 Okay, okay, rehearsal is up. 529 00:25:56,035 --> 00:26:00,071 Lights in five, four, three, two. 530 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,045 I'm Stacy Delacourt and this is Goosed. 531 00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:33,941 Oh, sorry. 532 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,282 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 533 00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:45,951 Where you going? 534 00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:50,856 Here, I was going here for Thursday night work drinks. 535 00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:51,956 Well that's cool. 536 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,157 I didn't think you were gonna show. 537 00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:55,159 Well, here I am. 538 00:26:55,161 --> 00:26:56,994 Thank god because 539 00:26:56,996 --> 00:26:59,031 looks like everybody else bailed. 540 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,264 Will you buy me a drink, please? 541 00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:01,468 I'm your boss. 542 00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:03,334 Come on! 543 00:27:03,336 --> 00:27:05,904 What do you want, what do you like? 544 00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:08,473 Um, whiskey, they have whiskey? 545 00:27:08,475 --> 00:27:10,007 - You have whiskey. - Yeah. 546 00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:12,109 - They have whiskey. - Awesome, thank you. 547 00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:13,515 We are in luck. 548 00:27:14,881 --> 00:27:16,982 Wait, you grew up in Glendale? 549 00:27:16,984 --> 00:27:18,951 Uh, no, I moved there when I was 12. 550 00:27:18,953 --> 00:27:20,551 I'm from Arcadia. 551 00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:23,388 - Oh jesus. - Oh it's not that bad. 552 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:26,895 - Oh I think it is. - It's not that bad. 553 00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:29,360 - You're from New York? - Mhmm. 554 00:27:29,362 --> 00:27:33,064 - Like the city? - Mhmm. 555 00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:34,301 Cool. 556 00:27:35,069 --> 00:27:36,068 Here's the real question. 557 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,468 I know Gavin is a total dick, 558 00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:39,473 but otherwise how are you liking Goosed? 559 00:27:41,175 --> 00:27:42,640 I like it. 560 00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:45,176 - Um, today was awesome. - It was right? 561 00:27:45,178 --> 00:27:46,948 Today was awesome! 562 00:27:48,181 --> 00:27:50,148 I'd like to have my own show someday. 563 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,118 You? 564 00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:52,352 You will. 565 00:27:53,954 --> 00:27:55,490 - You think? - Mhmm. 566 00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:58,892 - No I know it. - Thank you. 567 00:28:01,928 --> 00:28:04,165 I guess I just hate waiting. 568 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,165 You know what you are? 569 00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,966 You're adorable. 570 00:28:08,968 --> 00:28:11,936 Ugh, that's condescending. 571 00:28:11,938 --> 00:28:14,273 Just because I'm younger and I'm a woman 572 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,275 you assume I don't have a problem being infantilized. 573 00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:20,111 Stop it, stop it please you have to let me finish. 574 00:28:20,113 --> 00:28:22,246 You're also a super duper cutie pie. 575 00:28:22,248 --> 00:28:24,049 Ugh, asshole! 576 00:28:24,051 --> 00:28:26,984 You have to let a man finish, come on. 577 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,860 God, who put this on?! 578 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:36,097 This isn't fair, this isn't right! 579 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:38,999 I mean, what the fuck? 580 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,556 No. 581 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:12,296 You're my fucking slave. 582 00:29:14,267 --> 00:29:17,002 God his cock is so fucking good! 583 00:29:20,274 --> 00:29:23,241 Oh yeah, oh yeah! 584 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:29,113 Oh yeah, oh yeah! 585 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:31,986 Say it fucking louder! 586 00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:39,426 My sweaty ass. 587 00:29:50,204 --> 00:29:53,174 Feels good to sit my ass on your face. 588 00:30:01,681 --> 00:30:03,317 Oh, fuck me. 589 00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,130 Oh fuck. 590 00:30:18,064 --> 00:30:20,200 Oh shit, this is Hailey's fucking, ugh. 591 00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:23,502 I got it inside the pages? 592 00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:25,340 How did I get it in the pages? 593 00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:41,589 That's awful. 594 00:30:55,101 --> 00:30:57,369 - Come on, just tell me. - Mmmm. 595 00:30:57,371 --> 00:30:59,437 You're avoiding the question! 596 00:30:59,439 --> 00:31:01,572 Fine I was once a playwright. 597 00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:04,576 What, no! 598 00:31:04,578 --> 00:31:05,780 I know. 599 00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:08,146 It's actually better than I hoped. 600 00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:10,348 It's hilarious right? 601 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:11,552 Yeah. 602 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:14,453 Playwright from New York. 603 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,454 I know, 604 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,721 who woulda thought? 605 00:31:16,723 --> 00:31:18,423 So what happened? 606 00:31:18,425 --> 00:31:20,257 Nobody liked your plays because plays suck? 607 00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:21,292 Plays do not suck, 608 00:31:21,294 --> 00:31:23,128 plays are the highest form of dramatic art 609 00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:25,296 and I was actually pretty good at it, too. 610 00:31:25,298 --> 00:31:27,264 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 611 00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:28,366 How good were you? 612 00:31:28,368 --> 00:31:30,101 I had two plays published, 613 00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:32,137 I had a decent review from Isherwood 614 00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:33,737 who said I was a wordsmith to watch. 615 00:31:33,739 --> 00:31:36,308 - Oh Isherwood, nice. - Yeah. 616 00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:37,375 I know my own reviews. 617 00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:39,380 I can quote 'em all back to you. 618 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,151 We need more booze. 619 00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:45,649 You know what, 620 00:31:45,651 --> 00:31:47,087 we need to eat. 621 00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:49,590 Wait, this-this-this way. 622 00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:52,491 This way, here. 623 00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:53,492 Oh thank you! 624 00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:54,728 No I got it. 625 00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:06,138 Hey Bowser, you read this? 626 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,505 You read this? 627 00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:09,273 "Someone somewhere can you understand me a little? 628 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,743 "Love me a little or am I sentenced 629 00:32:11,745 --> 00:32:13,445 "to a lifetime of solitude 630 00:32:13,447 --> 00:32:16,481 "floating alone down life's river of pain?" 631 00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:17,916 Dude! 632 00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:19,484 You gotta look after your mom, 633 00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:21,488 she's floating down rivers of pain in here. 634 00:32:26,592 --> 00:32:27,794 Jesus. 635 00:32:45,478 --> 00:32:47,114 Let's take a look. 636 00:33:02,629 --> 00:33:04,832 It is so hot in Romania. 637 00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:26,754 It is so hot in Romania. 638 00:33:27,653 --> 00:33:29,420 It is so hot in Romania. 639 00:33:31,658 --> 00:33:32,659 Thank you. 640 00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,365 This steak costs $62. 641 00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:41,265 I know. 642 00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:43,400 You have a good job, you can afford it. 643 00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:46,670 I never even spend $62 on shoes or 644 00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:47,504 a doctor. 645 00:33:47,506 --> 00:33:49,509 Oh, well maybe that's the problem. 646 00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,276 Problem? 647 00:33:52,278 --> 00:33:53,378 You don't have a problem. 648 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:55,847 You just said that I have a problem. 649 00:33:55,849 --> 00:33:56,880 - No. - You did! 650 00:33:56,882 --> 00:33:58,683 You clearly just said that. 651 00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,385 Come on, tell me, 652 00:34:00,387 --> 00:34:01,320 I can take it. 653 00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:03,722 You remind me of me when I was your age. 654 00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:06,791 I always wanted so much, 655 00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:10,262 but then when I got what I wanted, 656 00:34:10,264 --> 00:34:12,265 I was always too afraid to take it. 657 00:34:15,434 --> 00:34:17,269 Oh my god, one second, 658 00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:18,472 sorry. 659 00:34:20,706 --> 00:34:22,407 Oop, that's my wife, 660 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:23,611 one second. 661 00:34:30,316 --> 00:34:31,316 - Sorry. - No it's okay. 662 00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:33,285 That was rude. 663 00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,720 I didn't know you were married. 664 00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:38,890 Yeah, I've been married for three years now. 665 00:34:38,892 --> 00:34:40,425 Oh wow. 666 00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:43,628 - It's frigging awesome. - Yeah no, so good. 667 00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:48,468 So intense, but it's also it's like I think the pinnacle 668 00:34:49,302 --> 00:34:50,737 Everything feels deeper. 669 00:34:51,905 --> 00:34:53,437 And there's a sense of calm knowing 670 00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:55,472 that you find your person, you know? 671 00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:59,376 Yeah absolutely. Sally, my wife, she 672 00:34:59,378 --> 00:35:00,412 Sally, right. 673 00:35:00,414 --> 00:35:01,845 Sally she's so beautiful, 674 00:35:01,847 --> 00:35:04,481 but she's got like a beautiful spirit. 675 00:35:04,483 --> 00:35:05,485 Yeah. 676 00:35:06,619 --> 00:35:08,455 No Dan, Dan is so 677 00:35:09,456 --> 00:35:11,323 good, you know? 678 00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:13,961 He's just incredibly good. 679 00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,367 I'm lucky that he's the person that I love. 680 00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:34,347 Thank you. 681 00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:40,718 Look at this. 682 00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:46,490 - Oh my god! - I know, right? 683 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,563 That's so much meat in one man's mouth! 684 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:55,069 - I can do it too. - Oh, yeah? 685 00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:00,137 You're living the dream, baby! 686 00:36:00,139 --> 00:36:02,342 You're living the dream. 687 00:36:05,544 --> 00:36:07,512 There's this awesome El Salvadorian bar 688 00:36:07,514 --> 00:36:08,512 right around the corner 689 00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:09,516 Uh, II should 690 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,716 I should probably go home. 691 00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:13,921 Probably. 692 00:36:16,889 --> 00:36:19,390 Sally's probably waiting for ya. 693 00:36:19,392 --> 00:36:20,593 Nah, she's out of town. 694 00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:22,663 Goodnight. 695 00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:27,865 Yep, see you tomorrow. 696 00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:29,469 And every day after! 697 00:38:32,825 --> 00:38:35,593 Nice driving asshole! 698 00:40:08,755 --> 00:40:10,021 I'm sorry. 699 00:40:10,023 --> 00:40:11,789 Yeah, but you didn't call, you didn't come home. 700 00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,390 Yeah, no, I texted you. 701 00:40:13,392 --> 00:40:14,758 You did? 702 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,492 Yeah, like a bunch, 703 00:40:15,494 --> 00:40:16,628 and you never texted me back. 704 00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,229 Well, II didn't get 'em. 705 00:40:18,231 --> 00:40:19,796 Well, I sent them. 706 00:40:19,798 --> 00:40:21,666 It's 'cause of the hills. 707 00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:22,800 I guess. 708 00:40:22,802 --> 00:40:24,238 What did you do? 709 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,240 Um, 710 00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:28,972 I just, I blanked and I drove home instead of 711 00:40:28,974 --> 00:40:31,675 to what's her name's house. 712 00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:34,245 I was tired so I decided to stay here. 713 00:40:34,247 --> 00:40:35,747 Yeah, that's-that's great Franny, 714 00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:37,247 but like, if you're not gonna come home, 715 00:40:37,249 --> 00:40:38,282 you have to call at least. 716 00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:39,316 I was worried all night 717 00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:40,785 Yeah, I texted. 718 00:40:40,787 --> 00:40:41,818 Okay, that's not enough though. 719 00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:43,655 You have to call me, okay? 720 00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:44,655 I was worried. 721 00:40:44,657 --> 00:40:46,124 Okay, I'm sorry. 722 00:40:46,126 --> 00:40:47,158 You know what? 723 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,262 - That's-that's not enough. - I'm sorry. 724 00:40:51,997 --> 00:40:53,698 Did you have fun last night at least? 725 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,966 Was it-was it 726 00:40:54,968 --> 00:40:56,971 Who was there? Like what? 727 00:40:57,836 --> 00:40:59,840 Franny? Franny? 728 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:02,809 Fucking hills! 729 00:41:05,845 --> 00:41:07,778 Let's go, let's go, come on, come on. 730 00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,747 You're taking your shit, let's go. 731 00:41:12,852 --> 00:41:14,117 You're freaking out 'cause you have a crush? 732 00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:17,821 I'm not supposed to feel this way ever again. 733 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:21,059 All of my love and my, you know, 734 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,961 my sexual everything it's-it's 735 00:41:23,963 --> 00:41:26,898 it's all channelled into one person now and that person 736 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,765 - is Dan. - Dan. 737 00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,771 Dan, exactly, exactly. 738 00:41:31,738 --> 00:41:33,303 - Resolved. - Good, great. 739 00:41:33,305 --> 00:41:34,305 I gotta get back. 740 00:41:34,307 --> 00:41:35,740 Okay, thank you. 741 00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:36,774 Morgan's being such a little bitch. 742 00:41:36,776 --> 00:41:38,408 I'm like dude, this place is fuckin' empty 743 00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,713 - I had a fantasy. - Woah. 744 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:43,683 I had a sex fantasy. 745 00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,153 Okay, okay. 746 00:41:46,885 --> 00:41:48,720 About Noah. 747 00:41:48,722 --> 00:41:52,856 It's like, you know like, oh, you know. 748 00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:55,358 - Like when you just wanna. - Oh my god. 749 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,363 You know? Like- 750 00:41:59,365 --> 00:42:00,767 Okay. 751 00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:03,434 Please help me. 752 00:42:03,436 --> 00:42:05,436 Jesus, you just have a pussy. 753 00:42:05,438 --> 00:42:06,870 - Yeah. - Okay. 754 00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,805 You have loins. 755 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:10,374 You're human, you-you wanna fuck the dude, 756 00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:12,075 he wants to fuck you, 757 00:42:12,077 --> 00:42:13,077 you're a human, he's a human, 758 00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:14,912 that's-that's how humans work. 759 00:42:14,914 --> 00:42:17,881 I know, I know, I know. 760 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,050 Listen. 761 00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:20,050 Listen. 762 00:42:20,052 --> 00:42:21,051 Are you listening? 763 00:42:21,053 --> 00:42:22,456 - Yes. - Okay. 764 00:42:23,923 --> 00:42:25,693 This guy is not special. 765 00:42:27,894 --> 00:42:28,896 Yeah. 766 00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:30,898 No, you're right. 767 00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:33,032 Okay, you good? 768 00:42:34,934 --> 00:42:35,700 - Yep. - Okay. 769 00:42:35,702 --> 00:42:36,901 - I gotta go. - Okay, bye. 770 00:42:36,903 --> 00:42:37,901 Bye. 771 00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:39,106 Love you. 772 00:43:13,072 --> 00:43:14,905 - Woah. - How's that? 773 00:43:14,907 --> 00:43:16,509 Hey, pretty good. 774 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,112 Pretty good. 775 00:43:18,443 --> 00:43:20,346 - Looks awesome. - Yeah. 776 00:43:22,981 --> 00:43:23,983 What? 777 00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:26,283 I got you something. 778 00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,952 What'd you get me? 779 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,798 Oh, my, what is this? 780 00:43:43,503 --> 00:43:44,936 What are you doing? 781 00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,419 Merry Christmas. 782 00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:08,251 Merry Christmas. 783 00:45:15,961 --> 00:45:16,963 I'm sorry. 784 00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:21,068 What are you sorry for? 785 00:45:22,068 --> 00:45:23,370 I don't know. 786 00:45:24,938 --> 00:45:25,939 Everything. 787 00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:33,013 Nothing to be sorry about. 788 00:45:54,267 --> 00:45:57,271 I had a dream last night that we had lots of sex. 789 00:46:01,073 --> 00:46:03,476 Wanna have that dream again. 790 00:46:09,182 --> 00:46:10,417 Oh, shit. 791 00:46:11,017 --> 00:46:12,082 - Hey. - Shit. 792 00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:13,283 Where you goin'? 793 00:46:13,285 --> 00:46:15,586 Why are you moving around so much? 794 00:46:15,588 --> 00:46:17,088 We had sex without a condom last night. 795 00:46:17,090 --> 00:46:18,756 Why did you let us do that? 796 00:46:18,758 --> 00:46:20,360 Why did I let us do that? 797 00:46:20,994 --> 00:46:22,028 Fuck. 798 00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:24,128 Relax. 799 00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:24,796 Where are you going? 800 00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:25,629 I'm going to the drugstore. 801 00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,034 I need to not be pregnant right now. 802 00:46:28,767 --> 00:46:30,767 Where the fuck are my jeans? 803 00:46:30,769 --> 00:46:32,635 I don't know where your jeans are, baby. 804 00:46:32,637 --> 00:46:34,305 Just calm down, okay? 805 00:46:34,307 --> 00:46:35,305 Come here. 806 00:46:35,307 --> 00:46:37,140 Franny, Franny, Franny Franny, Franny, Franny. 807 00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:38,142 Just take a- 808 00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:39,042 No, don't. 809 00:46:39,044 --> 00:46:40,010 Can you please sit down for one second 810 00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,046 - I have to go. - And we can talk about this? 811 00:46:42,048 --> 00:46:43,347 - No, I need to go! - Franny, sit down. 812 00:46:43,349 --> 00:46:45,182 I need to not be pregnant right now. 813 00:46:45,184 --> 00:46:47,117 Sit down, sit down, okay? 814 00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:48,551 We can talk about this. 815 00:46:48,553 --> 00:46:50,053 Slow down. 816 00:46:50,055 --> 00:46:51,291 It's okay. 817 00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,193 Huh, it's okay. 818 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,158 In the off- 819 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,963 in the off chance that you're pregnant, right? 820 00:46:58,865 --> 00:47:02,166 We can make that decision together. 821 00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:03,003 You know? 822 00:47:05,104 --> 00:47:07,975 I-I, you know, I wanna have a baby, so it's- 823 00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:10,077 You do? 824 00:47:11,177 --> 00:47:14,014 Yeah, of course. 825 00:47:20,218 --> 00:47:21,021 Right now? 826 00:47:23,088 --> 00:47:25,691 - I don't know, soon. - Soon? 827 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,124 I don't- 828 00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:28,526 I feel like we've talked about this. 829 00:47:28,528 --> 00:47:30,227 Well, we have not talked about this. 830 00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:31,428 You read a list of baby names 831 00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:33,363 That list was a joke. 832 00:47:33,365 --> 00:47:36,332 Jesus, it was not a joke. 833 00:47:36,334 --> 00:47:39,437 That's how you tell me you wanna have a baby? 834 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:41,571 If you were pregnant right now, 835 00:47:41,573 --> 00:47:42,573 would you keep the baby? 836 00:47:42,575 --> 00:47:44,111 - No. - Why not? 837 00:47:46,178 --> 00:47:47,412 We're married. 838 00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:49,780 I can want to be married to you and also not want a child. 839 00:47:49,782 --> 00:47:51,715 Are you saying to me that you never want to 840 00:47:51,717 --> 00:47:52,816 have a child with me? 841 00:47:52,818 --> 00:47:54,684 No, that's not what I said. That's not what I said. 842 00:47:54,686 --> 00:47:57,220 Why are we even talking about this right now? 843 00:47:57,222 --> 00:47:59,226 I'm not gonna have a baby. 844 00:48:01,093 --> 00:48:02,361 What do you want? 845 00:48:10,102 --> 00:48:11,704 I don't wanna fight. 846 00:48:24,784 --> 00:48:26,716 Get you your little drop here. 847 00:48:30,122 --> 00:48:32,092 Gotcha, and I gotcha. 848 00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:35,158 Okay, okay. 849 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,160 That was easy. 850 00:48:36,162 --> 00:48:38,562 Now you have X-ray vision. 851 00:48:38,564 --> 00:48:42,135 X-ray vision. 852 00:48:59,352 --> 00:49:02,318 Hey, um hi, 853 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,320 Hailey Turner? 854 00:49:03,322 --> 00:49:04,521 This is Dan, 855 00:49:04,523 --> 00:49:05,689 Dan Delaney. 856 00:49:05,691 --> 00:49:07,191 Do you have a second? 857 00:49:07,193 --> 00:49:09,459 I-I just wanted to talk to you about Pablo. 858 00:49:09,461 --> 00:49:11,162 Is he allowed up on the couch? 859 00:49:25,477 --> 00:49:27,113 - Hey. - Yeah. 860 00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:29,312 What are you doin'? 861 00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:31,347 I was just gonna finish this and then I'd go home. 862 00:49:31,349 --> 00:49:33,216 No, Gavin wants you to run the set. 863 00:49:33,218 --> 00:49:35,186 - Let's go. - Really? 864 00:49:35,188 --> 00:49:36,789 - Yeah, really. - Okay. 865 00:49:37,657 --> 00:49:39,159 - C'mon. - Coming. 866 00:49:43,329 --> 00:49:45,164 Don't giggle like that. 867 00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,566 Yeah, Pablo found a whole slice of pizza in a bush. 868 00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:49,367 No way. 869 00:49:49,369 --> 00:49:51,535 Yeah, yeah, the little guy got it 870 00:49:51,537 --> 00:49:53,336 in his tiny little mouth. 871 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:54,338 He's quite the rascal. 872 00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:57,240 He's the biggest rascal in the west, aren't you? 873 00:49:57,242 --> 00:49:58,309 Yeah, he's a good boy. 874 00:49:58,311 --> 00:50:00,644 I'm so happy that you're taking care of my babies. 875 00:50:00,646 --> 00:50:03,280 They're my babies now too. 876 00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:05,349 Dan? Are you up? 877 00:50:06,686 --> 00:50:08,352 I gotta go shoot my death scene now. 878 00:50:08,354 --> 00:50:09,756 Don't I look cute? 879 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:12,559 - Very. - Bye Dan. 880 00:50:13,226 --> 00:50:14,861 Alright, see ya. 881 00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:22,999 You're still up, yay. 882 00:50:23,001 --> 00:50:24,602 Yeah. 883 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:25,836 Hi. 884 00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:27,370 Hello, hey. 885 00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:29,006 How are you? How was your day? 886 00:50:29,008 --> 00:50:31,374 Good, fine, you know, it's fine. 887 00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:32,776 Just fine? 888 00:50:32,778 --> 00:50:34,214 Yeah, yeah. 889 00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,283 What did you do? 890 00:50:38,517 --> 00:50:41,385 Nothin', just, you know, walked the dogs, 891 00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:42,389 sort of thing. 892 00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,193 Okay. 893 00:50:48,427 --> 00:50:49,863 Wanna know what I did? 894 00:50:50,396 --> 00:50:51,861 Sure. 895 00:50:51,863 --> 00:50:54,867 Oh, I had the craziest day. 896 00:50:56,602 --> 00:50:58,801 So we're on our second taping of the night, right? 897 00:50:58,803 --> 00:51:02,039 And Gavin makes Noah and I completely rewrite 898 00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:03,974 everything we had done the night before. 899 00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:07,278 Like, everything, which is totally crazy 900 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,780 because Noah had this great idea that Gavin either 901 00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:13,584 never fully understood or understood too well 902 00:51:13,586 --> 00:51:16,419 and was threatened by and therefore scrapped it 903 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,224 before it had the chance to work. 904 00:51:20,325 --> 00:51:23,794 I got so mad but Noah just takes it in his very calm, 905 00:51:23,796 --> 00:51:26,296 zen-like way, you know? 906 00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:28,298 He has this great attitude of like, this job 907 00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:30,334 doesn't define me. 908 00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,336 Isn't that a great attitude? 909 00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,341 I have a bad attitude, I should fix that. 910 00:51:51,423 --> 00:51:53,259 Okay, what's wrong? 911 00:51:57,463 --> 00:52:01,332 Why don't I ever meet the people that you work with? 912 00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:02,832 You come home and you're talking about all these people 913 00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:04,867 that I've never met 914 00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:06,470 and you talk about them all the time. 915 00:52:06,472 --> 00:52:07,870 So I'd like to meet them at least so I 916 00:52:07,872 --> 00:52:09,405 Trust me, you do not wanna meet Gavin. 917 00:52:09,407 --> 00:52:10,441 He's such an idiot, 918 00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:11,307 Honestly, you would mock him to his face. 919 00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:13,609 You wouldn't be able to handle it. 920 00:52:13,611 --> 00:52:15,479 Okay, what about Noah? 921 00:52:15,481 --> 00:52:16,683 Meet Noah? 922 00:52:17,483 --> 00:52:18,685 You wanna meet Noah? 923 00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:30,063 We could all do dinner. 924 00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:36,033 We should have him and Sally over here for dinner. 925 00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:39,339 It'll be like our first dinner party. 926 00:52:40,405 --> 00:52:41,738 Wanna do that? 927 00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,506 It'll be fun. 928 00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:44,908 Yeah, that sounds good. 929 00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:46,410 I'd like that. 930 00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:47,414 Okay. 931 00:52:58,523 --> 00:53:00,557 Did you know you have a mole on your neck 932 00:53:00,559 --> 00:53:01,928 shaped like Florida? 933 00:53:03,095 --> 00:53:05,765 Yeah, that's always been there. 934 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:27,386 Franny? Hello? 935 00:53:29,121 --> 00:53:31,555 - Hey, this place is unbelievable. - Hi. 936 00:53:31,557 --> 00:53:33,624 Yeah, it's pretty great, right? 937 00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,024 This is, uh, Sally. 938 00:53:35,026 --> 00:53:36,428 - Hi. - Hi. 939 00:53:38,197 --> 00:53:39,262 It's so nice to meet you. 940 00:53:39,264 --> 00:53:40,631 - Yeah, I've heard- - I've heard, yeah. 941 00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:44,968 I've heard so much about, um. 942 00:53:44,970 --> 00:53:46,503 Dan, this is Noah. 943 00:53:46,505 --> 00:53:48,104 - Hi. Nice to meet - Hi. Nice to meet you. 944 00:53:48,106 --> 00:53:49,640 - Here. - Hey, wow. 945 00:53:49,642 --> 00:53:50,877 Thank you. 946 00:53:51,644 --> 00:53:53,075 - Hi, Dan. - Sally. 947 00:53:53,077 --> 00:53:55,646 So everything's kind of over there. 948 00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:57,613 This is nice. 949 00:53:57,615 --> 00:53:58,818 You smell great. 950 00:54:00,019 --> 00:54:01,017 This is nice, this is not from Trader Joe's. 951 00:54:01,019 --> 00:54:03,586 - I know that much. - No, it's not. 952 00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:05,424 We have white wine, beers, uh 953 00:54:07,526 --> 00:54:08,492 And of course, 954 00:54:08,494 --> 00:54:10,126 an hour before our wedding, 955 00:54:10,128 --> 00:54:12,162 all the power along the PCH goes out. 956 00:54:12,164 --> 00:54:13,400 - No. - Oh, yes. 957 00:54:13,965 --> 00:54:16,499 So then I lost my mind. 958 00:54:16,501 --> 00:54:17,800 I just became a total spaz. 959 00:54:17,802 --> 00:54:18,901 I mean, like, bridezilla. 960 00:54:18,903 --> 00:54:19,903 I was crying, 961 00:54:19,905 --> 00:54:20,903 I was screaming, 962 00:54:20,905 --> 00:54:22,238 I may or may not have thrown something. 963 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,173 No, you only threw my phone against a wall twice. 964 00:54:25,177 --> 00:54:26,477 I know, I'm sorry, honey. 965 00:54:26,479 --> 00:54:27,577 But I have a good excuse. 966 00:54:27,579 --> 00:54:29,512 See, I was completely insane. 967 00:54:29,514 --> 00:54:30,513 So what happened? 968 00:54:30,515 --> 00:54:33,649 It's giving me sweats just thinking about it. 969 00:54:33,651 --> 00:54:34,917 Thank you. 970 00:54:34,919 --> 00:54:36,586 Noah, god bless him, 971 00:54:36,588 --> 00:54:37,653 he sat me down, 972 00:54:37,655 --> 00:54:38,689 he dried my cheeks, 973 00:54:38,691 --> 00:54:40,624 and he said that he didn't care where or when 974 00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:41,624 we got married. 975 00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,260 Could be in the fucking dark for all he cared 976 00:54:43,262 --> 00:54:44,660 I did not curse on our wedding day. 977 00:54:44,662 --> 00:54:47,129 You did, you totally did. 978 00:54:47,131 --> 00:54:50,867 And you said that nothing could ruin this day 979 00:54:50,869 --> 00:54:53,772 because it would always be our day. 980 00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:56,543 Wow, that's 981 00:54:57,610 --> 00:54:59,546 - that's beautiful. - Yeah, that's really beautiful. 982 00:55:00,813 --> 00:55:03,012 We should remember that for our wedding. 983 00:55:03,014 --> 00:55:04,280 I thought you were married. 984 00:55:04,282 --> 00:55:05,582 No we are, we just 985 00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:06,649 we never had a real wedding. 986 00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:08,053 Probably never will. 987 00:55:08,887 --> 00:55:10,086 No, we're going to. 988 00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,854 We're going to, now that I can afford it, we're going to. 989 00:55:11,856 --> 00:55:13,624 I think in March, right? 990 00:55:13,626 --> 00:55:14,624 Sure. 991 00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:17,693 March is great, springtime. 992 00:55:17,695 --> 00:55:19,562 So Dan, what is it that you do again? 993 00:55:19,564 --> 00:55:21,532 I know you don't get to see Franny very often 994 00:55:21,534 --> 00:55:24,133 'cause she's locked up in duck, duck, goose jail with me. 995 00:55:24,135 --> 00:55:27,537 I'm a dog-walker, so I do I walk dogs. 996 00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:28,872 Why did I think that you're an actor? 997 00:55:28,874 --> 00:55:30,673 Franny, you told me he was an actor, right? 998 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:32,309 - He is an actor. - Oh I do that as well. 999 00:55:32,311 --> 00:55:35,077 - He's an excellent actor. - No, no. 1000 00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:38,981 Uh, two years ago was the last time I was paid to act, so. 1001 00:55:38,983 --> 00:55:41,520 Yeah, I'm an excellent actor. 1002 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,923 Daniel Day Lewis over here. 1003 00:55:49,595 --> 00:55:51,564 I'm a consumer consultant. 1004 00:55:53,999 --> 00:55:55,869 Cool, that's awesome. 1005 00:55:57,903 --> 00:56:01,271 I'm really sorry about the fish. 1006 00:56:01,273 --> 00:56:02,573 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 1007 00:56:02,575 --> 00:56:05,108 I just feel so bad. 1008 00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,709 It was supposed to be like a 1009 00:56:06,711 --> 00:56:09,713 like a poached halibut um something, 1010 00:56:09,715 --> 00:56:11,847 - brown sauce. - No, fish is hard. 1011 00:56:11,849 --> 00:56:14,283 - Lemon really helps. - Mhm. 1012 00:56:14,285 --> 00:56:16,053 Yeah it is, it is hard, 1013 00:56:16,055 --> 00:56:18,622 that's why I told you you shouldn't try it. 1014 00:56:18,624 --> 00:56:19,890 Which wasn't very helpful. 1015 00:56:19,892 --> 00:56:21,591 Well, I set the table. 1016 00:56:21,593 --> 00:56:22,725 You did. 1017 00:56:22,727 --> 00:56:24,727 He did set the table. 1018 00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:26,565 And the forks are on the left side. 1019 00:56:32,037 --> 00:56:33,870 Oh, babe? 1020 00:56:33,872 --> 00:56:36,640 Will you get more wine? 1021 00:56:39,611 --> 00:56:41,311 Did I tell you I'm training for a marathon? 1022 00:56:41,313 --> 00:56:42,678 What? 1023 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,648 You're becoming one of those people? 1024 00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:49,322 - I know, it's awful. - It's awful. 1025 00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:54,091 Uh, I got some, uh, 1026 00:56:54,093 --> 00:56:56,258 some leftovers if you guys are interested. 1027 00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:58,096 It's leftover chicken from this morning. 1028 00:57:00,331 --> 00:57:02,334 If you guys want some, it's chicken. 1029 00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:06,135 Want some honey? 1030 00:57:06,137 --> 00:57:07,169 - Sure. - It's for you. 1031 00:57:07,171 --> 00:57:08,675 Thank you babe. Mmm. 1032 00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:12,776 - Want some? - Oh, it's really good. 1033 00:57:12,778 --> 00:57:13,977 Thank you. 1034 00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:22,019 I'll-I'll have some. 1035 00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:24,153 - That looks good. - You don't have to do that. 1036 00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:25,155 It's fine. 1037 00:57:25,157 --> 00:57:26,359 Oh, it smells good. 1038 00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:28,258 You want some? 1039 00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:29,392 - I'm okay, thank you. - You sure? 1040 00:57:29,394 --> 00:57:31,294 - It's really delicious. - No I'm really okay, 1041 00:57:31,296 --> 00:57:32,394 - thank you. - It's good and cold. 1042 00:57:32,396 --> 00:57:34,430 There's dark meat and some light meat. 1043 00:57:34,432 --> 00:57:35,798 And I don't know, what's the difference between 1044 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,166 dark meat and light meat? 1045 00:57:37,168 --> 00:57:38,801 - The colour. - The kind of the- 1046 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:41,037 - the kind of the chicken. - Where- 1047 00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:42,205 Yeah. 1048 00:57:42,207 --> 00:57:45,341 The owner of this house has unbelievable penmanship. 1049 00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:46,709 - Gorgeous! - I'll say that for her. 1050 00:57:46,711 --> 00:57:47,711 This is incredible. 1051 00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:49,345 Yes, this is the chick. 1052 00:57:49,347 --> 00:57:53,716 That's her face and this is the inside of her soul. 1053 00:57:53,718 --> 00:57:55,017 - Wait a second. - Wait, you gotta read, 1054 00:57:55,019 --> 00:57:57,988 you gotta wait 'til you get to the poetry. 1055 00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,455 There's verse? 1056 00:57:59,457 --> 00:58:00,890 This chick, she writes like, she's in these fucking movies 1057 00:58:00,892 --> 00:58:02,758 but she writes. 1058 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,827 This is gorgeous, these are gorgeous. 1059 00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:06,062 - Gorgeous. - These are gorgeous. 1060 00:58:06,064 --> 00:58:07,731 We should use these. 1061 00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:08,899 What's her rhyme scheme of choice? 1062 00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:10,700 Hey, hey, stop! 1063 00:58:10,702 --> 00:58:12,369 Stop that, don't read that. 1064 00:58:12,371 --> 00:58:14,403 - Stop reading from that. - Sorry sorry sorry. 1065 00:58:14,405 --> 00:58:15,705 Don't-don't read this. 1066 00:58:15,707 --> 00:58:17,707 This is-this is private stuff, 1067 00:58:17,709 --> 00:58:18,809 no one else reads this. 1068 00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:20,213 We were kidding. 1069 00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:23,713 This is my job, Franny. 1070 00:58:23,715 --> 00:58:25,782 I have a job too, you know. 1071 00:58:25,784 --> 00:58:26,783 I know. 1072 00:58:26,785 --> 00:58:27,751 Do you? 1073 00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:28,885 Because you're not treating me with any 1074 00:58:28,887 --> 00:58:29,888 People need respect. 1075 00:58:30,756 --> 00:58:32,888 Huh? People need respect, she needs respect. 1076 00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:34,093 Everyone needs respect. 1077 00:58:35,093 --> 00:58:36,225 You know, this woman, 1078 00:58:36,227 --> 00:58:38,028 she's-she's-she's something else, man. 1079 00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:39,232 She- 1080 00:58:40,398 --> 00:58:43,899 she gets it, she understands and-and you're making fun. 1081 00:58:43,901 --> 00:58:46,336 And that's not nice, it's very rude. 1082 00:58:46,338 --> 00:58:49,342 I-I-I just-I just think it's very-very bad taste. 1083 00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:51,874 Oh fuck. 1084 00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:52,876 Oh, Dan. 1085 00:58:52,878 --> 00:58:55,778 Hey man, I'm so sorry. 1086 00:58:55,780 --> 00:58:56,782 Fuck! 1087 00:58:58,751 --> 00:58:59,919 I'm sorry, babe. 1088 00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:02,919 I'll be walking the dogs. 1089 00:59:36,789 --> 00:59:37,990 Jesus. 1090 00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:40,760 Hey. 1091 00:59:41,793 --> 00:59:42,994 What are you doing? 1092 00:59:44,396 --> 00:59:45,394 Ah sorry, I was just- 1093 00:59:45,396 --> 00:59:46,930 I was looking for the bathroom. 1094 00:59:46,932 --> 00:59:48,767 I saw this. 1095 00:59:50,568 --> 00:59:53,836 Now this is some good poetry. 1096 00:59:55,941 --> 00:59:57,006 What's up? 1097 00:59:57,008 --> 00:59:58,841 Are you okay? 1098 00:59:58,843 --> 00:59:59,845 Mmhmm. 1099 01:00:04,983 --> 01:00:07,820 Do you ever feel like something? 1100 01:00:09,588 --> 01:00:13,793 Sometimes everything is just hard? 1101 01:00:18,162 --> 01:00:19,896 All the time. 1102 01:00:19,898 --> 01:00:21,534 Do you remember where we work? 1103 01:00:25,604 --> 01:00:27,206 Here listen to this. 1104 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,843 "A mermaid found a swimming lad, 1105 01:00:32,845 --> 01:00:34,611 "Picked him for her own, 1106 01:00:34,613 --> 01:00:36,979 "Pressed her body to his body, 1107 01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:40,617 "Laughed; and plunging down, 1108 01:00:40,619 --> 01:00:42,184 "Forgot in cruel happiness 1109 01:00:42,186 --> 01:00:44,322 "That even lovers drown." 1110 01:01:07,044 --> 01:01:08,044 God I hope Dan knows 1111 01:01:08,046 --> 01:01:09,916 how lucky he is. 1112 01:01:11,883 --> 01:01:12,883 Thanks for dinner. 1113 01:01:12,885 --> 01:01:14,887 We'll let ourselves out. 1114 01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:40,332 Hey! 1115 01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:43,369 What the? 1116 01:03:45,137 --> 01:03:46,138 Franny? 1117 01:03:47,171 --> 01:03:49,507 You just rear ended my car! 1118 01:03:51,476 --> 01:03:52,508 Um- 1119 01:03:52,510 --> 01:03:53,544 You texted me 1120 01:03:53,546 --> 01:03:55,512 that it was like an emergency or something- 1121 01:03:55,514 --> 01:03:57,079 No, I'm fine. 1122 01:03:57,081 --> 01:03:59,084 - Are you drunk? - Everything's fine, no. 1123 01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:01,550 You're a little drunk. 1124 01:04:01,552 --> 01:04:03,388 No, I-I'm fine. I just- 1125 01:04:04,822 --> 01:04:05,655 Just what? 1126 01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:09,028 It was hoping that, uh, like, um. 1127 01:04:10,227 --> 01:04:11,229 What? 1128 01:04:12,664 --> 01:04:13,666 What? 1129 01:04:26,144 --> 01:04:28,781 We can go to my apartment. 1130 01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:32,217 Yeah. 1131 01:04:33,285 --> 01:04:34,283 Right here? 1132 01:04:34,285 --> 01:04:35,287 Yeah. 1133 01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:41,427 Is that okay? 1134 01:04:45,197 --> 01:04:46,695 Oh, my god. 1135 01:04:46,697 --> 01:04:48,097 Are they your tits? 1136 01:04:48,099 --> 01:04:49,101 Oh, I'm sorry. 1137 01:04:50,769 --> 01:04:52,234 - What? - My shoes. 1138 01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:53,439 Oh. 1139 01:04:54,106 --> 01:04:55,541 All right, there. 1140 01:04:57,275 --> 01:04:58,441 Is that all right? 1141 01:04:58,443 --> 01:04:59,645 Yeah, okay. 1142 01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:02,245 Okay, okay. 1143 01:05:07,151 --> 01:05:08,251 - Is that all right? - Yeah. 1144 01:05:08,253 --> 01:05:09,885 - Yeah? - This is good, right? 1145 01:05:09,887 --> 01:05:12,454 - Yeah. - It's what we wanted. 1146 01:05:12,456 --> 01:05:14,591 Yeah, absolutely. 1147 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,070 Okay. 1148 01:05:24,903 --> 01:05:26,105 You okay? 1149 01:05:28,807 --> 01:05:29,809 Oh, uh. 1150 01:05:40,619 --> 01:05:42,285 Okay, yeah, I'm going to cum. 1151 01:05:42,287 --> 01:05:43,620 Okay, don't cum inside. 1152 01:05:43,622 --> 01:05:46,689 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1153 01:05:46,691 --> 01:05:48,127 Sorry, sorry. 1154 01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,296 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1155 01:05:53,164 --> 01:05:54,166 Okay. 1156 01:05:55,599 --> 01:05:56,802 Oh, shit. 1157 01:05:57,602 --> 01:05:59,438 - That's, there, ah. - All right. 1158 01:06:07,178 --> 01:06:08,180 Sorry. 1159 01:06:09,381 --> 01:06:10,382 Oh god. 1160 01:06:14,485 --> 01:06:15,484 Wow. 1161 01:06:15,486 --> 01:06:17,387 It's a whole process, huh? 1162 01:06:17,389 --> 01:06:18,390 Yeah. 1163 01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:20,793 Okay. 1164 01:06:25,963 --> 01:06:28,463 Uh, you'll-you'll shoot me a text though, right? 1165 01:06:28,465 --> 01:06:29,532 When you uh- 1166 01:06:29,534 --> 01:06:31,233 when you're back, just so I now you're okay? 1167 01:06:31,235 --> 01:06:33,271 - Yeah. - Okay. 1168 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,881 Franny? 1169 01:07:52,816 --> 01:07:54,320 Where were you? 1170 01:07:56,553 --> 01:07:58,356 On a walk. 1171 01:08:02,827 --> 01:08:04,830 Tonight was the worst. 1172 01:08:06,298 --> 01:08:08,398 I know. 1173 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,399 I know, I'm sorry. 1174 01:08:09,401 --> 01:08:10,769 That was my fault. 1175 01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:12,972 All my fault. 1176 01:08:26,351 --> 01:08:28,353 What's with you and that diary? 1177 01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:34,960 Nothing. 1178 01:08:43,401 --> 01:08:45,470 What's with you and that guy? 1179 01:08:51,942 --> 01:08:53,344 Nothing. 1180 01:09:03,554 --> 01:09:05,390 Hey, don't cry. 1181 01:09:06,424 --> 01:09:07,459 Come here. 1182 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,396 Don't cry. Come here, baby 1183 01:09:11,528 --> 01:09:12,731 I'm sorry. 1184 01:09:17,434 --> 01:09:18,670 I'm sorry too. 1185 01:09:20,871 --> 01:09:22,073 It's okay. 1186 01:09:23,508 --> 01:09:24,510 I love you. 1187 01:09:28,513 --> 01:09:31,383 - I love you, too. - I love you. 1188 01:09:33,518 --> 01:09:34,516 Ow, ow. 1189 01:09:34,518 --> 01:09:37,854 You got to be careful because I hurt my nose. 1190 01:09:37,856 --> 01:09:39,058 It's hurting. 1191 01:10:12,589 --> 01:10:13,890 Are you okay? 1192 01:10:13,892 --> 01:10:16,795 Oh. 1193 01:11:08,812 --> 01:11:10,980 No, not a choreographer. 1194 01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:12,618 Like, an actual... 1195 01:11:13,785 --> 01:11:15,618 Anyway, can we just find something else 1196 01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:16,921 besides a v-neck? 1197 01:11:18,255 --> 01:11:20,655 No, I'm not being funny. 1198 01:11:20,657 --> 01:11:22,492 Please just like, something, 1199 01:11:22,494 --> 01:11:23,695 something slimming. 1200 01:11:24,562 --> 01:11:25,627 Yeah, I don't care. 1201 01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:26,762 He doesn't look good in cords. 1202 01:11:26,764 --> 01:11:28,029 You can tell him from me, it's not the lighting. 1203 01:11:28,031 --> 01:11:28,830 It's his face. 1204 01:11:28,832 --> 01:11:31,601 Trust me, orzo is not gluten free. 1205 01:11:31,603 --> 01:11:32,868 I don't care what he's telling you. 1206 01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:34,870 The catering is absolute garbage. 1207 01:11:34,872 --> 01:11:37,172 We need more sandwiches. 1208 01:11:37,174 --> 01:11:38,576 Bye. 1209 01:11:41,679 --> 01:11:42,878 Hello. 1210 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,482 Hi. 1211 01:11:45,215 --> 01:11:46,451 How are you? 1212 01:11:47,285 --> 01:11:48,586 I'm good. 1213 01:11:52,557 --> 01:11:53,559 How'd you sleep? 1214 01:11:54,893 --> 01:11:56,559 Um, I slept great. 1215 01:11:56,561 --> 01:11:57,563 How 'bout you? 1216 01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:00,131 Good, good. 1217 01:12:05,303 --> 01:12:08,303 Uh, so last night, I- 1218 01:12:08,305 --> 01:12:09,271 Hey, you know, I have to- 1219 01:12:09,273 --> 01:12:12,807 I have to get these revisions to Gavin asap. 1220 01:12:12,809 --> 01:12:14,743 Cool, okay. 1221 01:12:14,745 --> 01:12:17,515 But I'll see you later, okay? 1222 01:12:27,858 --> 01:12:28,861 House keys, 1223 01:12:29,594 --> 01:12:32,028 um eye drops, medicine. 1224 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:33,029 Yep, that's it, boys. 1225 01:12:33,031 --> 01:12:35,030 I think that's it. 1226 01:12:35,032 --> 01:12:38,700 So in an hour, your mom's going to be back 1227 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:41,002 and, uh that's it 1228 01:12:41,004 --> 01:12:42,607 then I'll be gone. 1229 01:13:47,938 --> 01:13:49,337 - Hey. - Oh, my god! 1230 01:13:49,339 --> 01:13:50,672 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1231 01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,675 Oh, uh. 1232 01:13:52,677 --> 01:13:53,679 Who are you? 1233 01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:55,712 What are you doing here? 1234 01:13:55,714 --> 01:13:58,013 Oh, I'm the, uh, I'm the-the dog sitter. 1235 01:13:58,015 --> 01:13:59,347 Who are you? 1236 01:13:59,349 --> 01:14:01,283 I'm here to take care of the dogs. 1237 01:14:01,285 --> 01:14:03,689 Hailey said you'd be gone? 1238 01:14:04,821 --> 01:14:06,657 Yeah, yep. 1239 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,257 Yep. That's where I'm going. 1240 01:14:09,259 --> 01:14:10,661 Um, I'm going now. 1241 01:14:11,763 --> 01:14:15,096 Um, I-I gave uh Apollo his eye drops 1242 01:14:15,098 --> 01:14:16,666 and I-I fed both the dogs. 1243 01:14:17,669 --> 01:14:18,670 See ya. 1244 01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:32,851 Stupid. 1245 01:15:28,171 --> 01:15:29,741 Are you happy? 1246 01:15:31,442 --> 01:15:32,678 Yeah. 1247 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,717 Want some ice cream? 1248 01:15:39,049 --> 01:15:40,251 Nnn nnn. 1249 01:16:14,951 --> 01:16:15,954 Hey. 1250 01:16:16,954 --> 01:16:18,156 Love you. 1251 01:16:19,223 --> 01:16:20,759 Love you too. 1252 01:16:57,961 --> 01:17:01,997 This girl is getting married tomorrow! 1253 01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:58,953 Ugh, okay sweetie, 1254 01:17:58,955 --> 01:18:01,090 it's time for you to go home. 1255 01:18:09,232 --> 01:18:11,969 No, I don't wanna, I'm going to stay here. 1256 01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:15,272 You look so pretty. 1257 01:19:45,062 --> 01:19:46,097 I'm fine. 1258 01:20:04,482 --> 01:20:06,051 Everything's fine. 1259 01:20:08,184 --> 01:20:10,351 I'm just stressed, which is normal. 1260 01:20:10,353 --> 01:20:11,520 Everyone's stressed. 1261 01:20:11,522 --> 01:20:14,059 Shh, just take a deep breath. 1262 01:20:26,170 --> 01:20:27,336 Maybe it's just like, 1263 01:20:27,338 --> 01:20:29,171 that the first year of marriage 1264 01:20:29,173 --> 01:20:30,172 is the hardest, you know? 1265 01:20:30,174 --> 01:20:31,977 Like, that old saying. 1266 01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:36,310 And like, in a few years, 1267 01:20:36,312 --> 01:20:38,146 I'll look back at it and laugh. 1268 01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:40,382 Baby, look at me. 1269 01:20:40,384 --> 01:20:42,083 That saying's bullshit. 1270 01:20:42,085 --> 01:20:43,552 The first year should be your best. 1271 01:20:43,554 --> 01:20:45,319 It wasn't, none of us would stick around 1272 01:20:45,321 --> 01:20:48,356 because it only gets harder. 1273 01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:49,561 Much harder. 1274 01:20:51,262 --> 01:20:54,062 That's horrible. 1275 01:20:54,064 --> 01:20:55,265 Life is horrible. 1276 01:20:57,535 --> 01:20:58,536 Baby girl. 1277 01:21:02,205 --> 01:21:05,009 You should be busting at the seams right now. 1278 01:21:07,244 --> 01:21:08,045 No. 1279 01:21:11,247 --> 01:21:13,449 I feel really stupid. 1280 01:21:13,451 --> 01:21:15,286 Oh no, baby, no. 1281 01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,520 I just feel bad. 1282 01:21:18,522 --> 01:21:20,125 Oh my sweetheart, no. 1283 01:21:27,263 --> 01:21:28,864 You didn't hug me enough as a kid. 1284 01:21:28,866 --> 01:21:31,766 I think that's why I have so many problems. 1285 01:21:37,707 --> 01:21:39,309 Really? 1286 01:22:41,504 --> 01:22:45,175 I was a bad wife. 1287 01:22:51,948 --> 01:22:54,451 I think I was a bad wife too. 1288 01:23:22,245 --> 01:23:24,245 Come on, guys! 1289 01:23:24,247 --> 01:23:25,480 Hey guys, hello. 1290 01:23:26,650 --> 01:23:27,748 I'm so bad at this. 1291 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,351 Um, hi. 1292 01:23:29,353 --> 01:23:33,422 Thank you all for being here for our wedding party 1293 01:23:33,424 --> 01:23:36,225 for a wedding that already happened. 1294 01:23:36,227 --> 01:23:38,930 We like to do everything backwards. 1295 01:23:45,402 --> 01:23:46,437 Um... 1296 01:23:48,371 --> 01:23:51,273 but that's not the only reason why we're here. 1297 01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:55,245 Yeah, there's something else that we need to tell you, um- 1298 01:23:58,749 --> 01:24:00,751 We don't want to be married anymore. 1299 01:24:04,254 --> 01:24:06,723 We tried it and it wasn't for us. 1300 01:24:13,731 --> 01:24:14,933 We tried. 1301 01:24:17,034 --> 01:24:19,603 You don't know if you don't try. 1302 01:24:22,406 --> 01:24:23,408 To Franny. 1303 01:24:26,442 --> 01:24:28,278 - Cheers. - Cheers! 1304 01:25:49,362 --> 01:25:54,362 Subtitles by explosiveskull 88030

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