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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:16,740 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming. 3 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,660 My men are terrified. We must leave. 4 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:21,370 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it. 5 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,080 Please, Robert, it's been two months! 6 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,410 Archie, I'm not stopping! 7 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:25,620 Dad! 8 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:27,670 What's going on with this wind, Pop? 9 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,090 C.J, go wait in the truck. 10 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:30,420 I don't want to just wait in the truck. 11 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,840 I said go! Windows up! 12 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:34,380 Robert! 13 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:35,470 -Mr. Fredericks! -What? 14 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,020 Ah! 15 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,040 Help! 16 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,120 Help! 17 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,950 C.J? Are you all right? 18 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,120 Yeah, I'm fine! 19 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,740 I'm coming down! 20 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:47,660 Yes! 21 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,880 I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years, 22 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:53,960 and what do you do? 23 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,920 You fall right into it! 24 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,920 Amir, start loading the trucks. 25 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:00,090 Mr. Fredericks... 26 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,430 there is no time. 27 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:03,180 The storm is almost upon us. 28 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,470 Then you'd better hurry. 29 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,270 Come on. Everybody works. 30 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,650 Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh? 31 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,860 He said, "We must leave this place immediately. 32 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,990 If anyone disturbs this tomb... 33 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,040 "the end will come." 34 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,880 "The end will come." 35 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:43,010 We load the trucks. 36 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:04,820 I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake! 37 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:07,700 We're not making a mistake, we're making history! 38 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,040 Don't worry! 39 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,410 C.J! Let's go! 40 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:23,010 "The end will come." 41 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:36,860 Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening... 42 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:39,020 of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium... 43 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:40,940 here at the Museum of Natural History. 44 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:42,700 New York's glitterati have all turned out... 45 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,240 for what has promised to be a memorable evening... 46 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,200 filled with the dazzling special effects... 47 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,910 and technical wizardry we've all come to admire from this museum... 48 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,790 and its renowned Night Program. 49 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,960 Tonight gonna be fun-fun! 50 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,630 Here come Dum Dum! 51 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:58,040 Hey, how we doing, Sac? 52 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,800 Rexy is waxed and buffed. 53 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,880 Teddy is grooming his moustache. 54 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:05,220 Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures with the primordial men. 55 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,010 By the way, have you seen them lately? 56 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:08,140 The museum has added a new one. 57 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,390 What? No. 58 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,720 Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right? 59 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,060 They really went for it in the dress rehearsal... 60 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,230 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves. 61 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:17,900 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up. 62 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,230 I don't want to make anybody nervous... 63 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,940 but the mayor and the governor are both out there. 64 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:23,990 And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure, 65 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:25,070 but I think Regis Philbin, too. 66 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,820 Reeju Philbo? 67 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:28,320 Yeah, Reeju Philbo. 68 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:30,450 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor. 69 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,910 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame. 70 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:34,620 Oh, Dexter... 71 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:36,000 how you doing, my man? 72 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,250 All limbered up? 73 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,580 Looking good. I like the tie. 74 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,290 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on. 75 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:41,670 All chalked up, ready to go? 76 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,590 Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay? 77 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:45,670 Larry. 78 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:47,800 You better come see this. 79 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,510 Have you ever seen it like this before? 80 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,600 Never. 81 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,520 This corrosion has never happened before. 82 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,100 It's always been exactly the same. 83 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,110 I wonder what's up with it. 84 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,770 I have no idea. 85 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:02,940 And to be honest... 86 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:05,610 my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did. 87 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:09,030 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them. 88 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:11,330 He never did. 89 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,290 Whoa! 90 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,000 You Okay? 91 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:20,670 Yes. 92 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:21,840 Yes, I'm fine. 93 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,050 Just take it easy out there tonight, all right? 94 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:26,050 You got 15 minutes till showtime. 95 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,970 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow. 96 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:29,180 All right. 97 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,140 Look at that! 98 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:32,970 Doggonei? 99 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:34,220 Did you see that? 100 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,640 They're trying to catch the light. 101 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,850 But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light! 102 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:41,480 It's as elusive as human happiness! 103 00:06:43,650 --> 00:06:44,690 I should like to comment. 104 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,150 -Summon the apparatus. -Yeah. 105 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,070 Summon the apparatus! 106 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,370 What are you gonna say? 107 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:57,830 L... 108 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,000 O... 109 00:07:09,170 --> 00:07:10,180 L... 110 00:07:12,510 --> 00:07:15,100 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did. 111 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,270 Now, post these adorable kittens 112 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:21,270 with my edict of approval to Facebook. 113 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:24,520 Give a big Texas "hell yeah" from old Jedediah... 114 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:25,770 because I loved it too! 115 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:27,070 Just send a smiley face. 116 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:29,190 Yeah, but with a wink! 117 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,610 A smiley face and a wink! 118 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:33,740 Guys, what are you doing? 119 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:35,370 We're just watching kittens. 120 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:37,370 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here. 121 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,080 I told you we don't have time for this! 122 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,870 You gave it a Texas "hell yeah!" 123 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,580 Hey, Teddy, ready to roll? 124 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,670 Indeed, Lawrence. 125 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:46,000 -Great. -Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber. 126 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:48,090 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe. 127 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:49,590 You're gonna be great. 128 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:50,670 -Lawrence? -Yeah. 129 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,090 Have you seen the Neanderthals lately? 130 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,890 No. Why does everybody keep talking about this? 131 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:55,430 You may want to give it a look! 132 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:05,690 Hey, guys, what's going on? 133 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:09,440 Ooh! 134 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,740 Okay. 135 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:16,160 All right, very funny. 136 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:17,910 That's hilarious. 137 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,410 You don't have to come down. 138 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:20,910 It's okay, really. 139 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,250 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry. 140 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,630 I'm Lama... 141 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:27,250 You're "Laaa"? 142 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,250 Laaa. 143 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:31,130 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa. 144 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,760 Welcome aboard, and... 145 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:36,760 Yes, we look similar. 146 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:38,760 Yeah, we look like each other, I know. 147 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:40,100 It's a joke that somebody played. 148 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,600 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me. 149 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:43,770 It's just a... 150 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:48,360 Stop it. Stop, okay? 151 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,780 -Dada? -What? 152 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,280 Dada. 153 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,950 No, not your Dada. 154 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:55,530 Yeah, Dada. 155 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,820 -No. Stop. -Dada. 156 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,540 -Dada! -Dada! 157 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,620 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada. 158 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,540 Dum Dum got a new son-son! 159 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,830 No, he doesn't. 160 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:08,840 Dada! 161 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,670 Dada! 162 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,710 A toast to our new chairwoman. 163 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,680 Cheers, everyone. Cheers. 164 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,640 Cue the music. 165 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:20,850 And Teddy in three, two... 166 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,320 Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11... 167 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:41,160 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city. 168 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,080 Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further... 169 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,330 to the Sun... 170 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:48,000 the Moon, and the stars. 171 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,330 From our very beginning... 172 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,340 mankind has looked to the heavens 173 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:52,670 and given names to what he saw. 174 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,510 The constellations. 175 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,430 I thought you might like to meet them. 176 00:09:56,590 --> 00:09:57,840 Cue the constellations. 177 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,020 Wow. 178 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:23,200 Orion, the hunter! 179 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:30,920 What? 180 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,380 All planned. All planned. 181 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:38,220 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah. 182 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,600 Good. Going great, guys. Going great. 183 00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:49,390 Let's drop the silks. 184 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,310 And go with the monkey. 185 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,690 What? 186 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:09,330 Come on. 187 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,760 That's what I do. 188 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,470 Thank you for your patronage... 189 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,270 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution. 190 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:30,520 This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens... 191 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,990 "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!" 192 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,780 What? 193 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,370 Charge! 194 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,130 Rough Riders! 195 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,500 -It's okay! Just hang on! -Is this part of it? 196 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:57,960 Sorry folks, a little technical issue. 197 00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,210 What are you doing? 198 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,970 Stick to the script. Stick to the script! Huh? 199 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,140 -It's me! -I don't know you. 200 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,020 Pull! 201 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,820 I don't know what's come over me, but I like it! 202 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:21,900 Drop 'em! 203 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:24,160 Ha-ha! 204 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:27,490 Yeah! Yeah! 205 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,500 What's going on? 206 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,340 Do something! 207 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,060 oh! 208 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,230 What are you doing? 209 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:54,310 Ah! 210 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,450 Orion, don't! 211 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:14,410 Rexy! 212 00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,550 Guys, what was going on out there? 213 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,600 Seriously, what were you thinking? 214 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,060 Laaa, I got this, all right? 215 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,140 Just "Go over there. 216 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:36,980 No, go over there. 217 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,150 Go. 218 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,610 Attila... 219 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,070 what were you doing to that dolphin, man? 220 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:45,150 It's a dolphin! 221 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,990 It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth... 222 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,740 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something. 223 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,120 Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face? 224 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,160 Ream? 225 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,580 Yeah, Reeju. 226 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,960 Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me? 227 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,340 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me. 228 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,920 Do you even remember that? 229 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,300 Not at all. 230 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,260 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator. 231 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,840 Put it down. It's dangerous! 232 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,760 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones. 233 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,430 Stop it! 234 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,690 Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter! 235 00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:17,980 What are you doing? 236 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,270 Huh? 237 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,690 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby, 238 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:21,820 then I'll get you some diapers. 239 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,110 You want diapers again? Huh? 240 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:24,610 Whoa! Whoa! 241 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,440 Ease up on the reins there, hoss. 242 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:28,110 Can't you see? He feels terrible! 243 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,820 Hell, we all do! 244 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,490 I don't know what's going on with everybody here... 245 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,040 but tonight was really weird. Really weird. 246 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,200 We feel awful. 247 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,960 Something took hold of us like an evil spell! 248 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,290 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves. 249 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,220 -Hello? -Larry. 250 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:50,760 Hey, Dr. McPhee. 251 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,140 Yeah, hi. How's it going? 252 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,430 Uh, okay. 253 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,560 Good, good, good, good, good, good. 254 00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:02,480 You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin... 255 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,160 fearing for your life 256 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,940 because a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a Hacky Sack? 257 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,450 No. I don't know thatsound. 258 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:12,530 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second. 259 00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:16,870 That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams! 260 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,250 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry. 261 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,750 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen. 262 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,840 "I had no idea it was gonna happen. 263 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,750 "I'm only in charge of all the special effects." 264 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,720 It was your fault! They were your special effects! 265 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,840 -No, I know. -That's a joke. 266 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,850 "Special effects"? More like "special... 267 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,810 "defects!" 268 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:37,810 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened. 269 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,640 Or they were "special rejects!" 270 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,980 I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go. 271 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:49,950 Hey! 272 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,070 Nicky! Nicky! 273 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,740 Stop hopping! 274 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,620 Dad, what are you doing? 275 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:58,830 What are you doing? 276 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,500 It's 3:00 am. 277 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,120 All right, party's over! 278 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,710 -Hey... -Hey... 279 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,340 Who are you? 280 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,800 -I'm Sophie. -Sophie? 281 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,880 Bye Bye Birdie? 282 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,340 -Right. -It was good. 283 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,420 -Thanks. -Yeah. 284 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:11,630 See you tomorrow night? 285 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,970 -Probably not. -Probably. 286 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:14,090 Definitely not. 287 00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:16,510 Bye. 288 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,470 You're in so much trouble. 289 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,230 I know. 290 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:24,980 I didn't really know you were coming home early. 291 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,310 Yeah, that's pretty obvious. 292 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,650 Imean... 293 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,780 what makes you think this is okay? 294 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,280 When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night. 295 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,160 Look, you can't be doing this right now. 296 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,910 You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks? 297 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,240 I'm not gonna get into NYU. 298 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,870 -You don't know that. -No, I do. 299 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,160 You don't know that. 300 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:45,000 I do very much know that, in the sense that I don't intend to apply. 301 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,210 What? 302 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,750 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad. 303 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,380 Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little... 304 00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,680 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else. 305 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,140 I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me. 306 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,220 Where do you want to go? 307 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:01,220 -What's the list? -It's a short list. 308 00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:02,430 Great. I like it. Focus. 309 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,560 I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, becauseifs 310 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:07,060 There's nothing on it. 311 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,610 There's... 312 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,820 I'm confused, because there's not a list... 313 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:13,900 Dad? 314 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,530 Mmm-hmm? 315 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,030 I want to take a year off. 316 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,950 I would like to do exactly what you just said. 317 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,660 I want to spread my wings. 318 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,080 You want to spread your wings, that's great. 319 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,620 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere. 320 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,420 -Plans change. -No, they don't. 321 00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:27,210 No, they don't. Plans don't change. 322 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,540 We had a plan, itchanged. 323 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,050 -It's disorienting at first. -No. 324 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:31,300 You can't change the plan... 325 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,340 unless you check with the people who are financing the plan... 326 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,430 which is, last time I checked, 327 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:36,970 your mother and I. Okay? 328 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:40,220 Dad, we could sit here and just have this conversation about plans... 329 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:41,810 but for now, let's call it a night. 330 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,390 Let's not even clean up, right? 331 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,640 Let's come back tomorrow. 332 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:46,060 Let's reboot the whole energy, 333 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,520 the whole tone of this puppy... 334 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,650 and we'll kill it, man. 335 00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,270 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow. 336 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,440 Hey, Team Daley? 337 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,570 -Yeah? -Stop talking. 338 00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:53,650 Okay. 339 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,070 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed. 340 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,700 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow. 341 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,090 Yeah! Get some! 342 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:15,170 Get some! 343 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,140 That's it. Yeah. 344 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,010 Hi. 345 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,350 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program. 346 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,230 I know who you are. You're the security guard. 347 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,100 Yeah, also head of the Night Program. 348 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,850 I'm doing some research... 349 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,270 and I was wondering if you could help me out. 350 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,440 Mmm. Night guard doing research. 351 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,990 Ooh la-la! 352 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,400 Yeah. 353 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,990 Uh, I'm just looking for anything 354 00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,870 that you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah. 355 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:41,990 Center aisle. 356 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,330 -Great. -Halfway down, stacks on your left. 357 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,290 Get it! 358 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:03,970 So... 359 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,520 what makes you so curious about the tablet? 360 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,350 Oh! Just, uh... 361 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,270 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine. 362 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,770 I wish I could talk to these guys. 363 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,480 Well, you can't. 364 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,570 Yeah. 365 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,990 Because they're dead. 366 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,070 Right. 367 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:21,410 But, uh, look at that one. 368 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:22,910 Looks like a kid, huh? 369 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,380 You didn't know him, did you? 370 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 C.J Fredericks. 371 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,550 He worked here. 372 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,630 -He worked here? -Yeah, when he grew up. 373 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,880 -No. -Yeah. 374 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,840 He was a night guard. 375 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,300 Same as you. 376 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,310 Wait a minute. C.J. 377 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,930 C.J Fredericks. 378 00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:51,640 Cecil Fredericks? 379 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:54,480 Sexiest night guard we ever had. 380 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:56,480 Present company included. 381 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:58,740 Boy, could that man move. 382 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,510 Larry? 383 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,670 Hey, Cecil. 384 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,680 My God, it's been years! 385 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,260 You look like you're doing pretty good. 386 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,350 I've still got it, pal. 387 00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:28,600 What are you doing here? 388 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:31,350 I need to talk to you about the tablet. 389 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,310 What the heck is Short Stack doing here? 390 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,400 Hey, Gus. You're looking well. 391 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,610 Reginald. 392 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,110 Are you here to frame us again? 393 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,820 Send us back to the slammer? 394 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,950 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing. 395 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,910 And I was the one that got you out of jail, so... 396 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,080 -Yeah. -We've got a nice life here. 397 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,330 The past is the past. We've moved on. 398 00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:50,620 I don't think this guy's moved on. 399 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,460 Listen to him, monkey face. 400 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:55,040 We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry. 401 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,290 It's old news. 402 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:59,250 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet. 403 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,710 We just worked there. 404 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,420 Something's up with it. 405 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,010 I told you, I can't help you. 406 00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,510 Maybe this kid can. 407 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,850 Maybe we'd better talk alone. 408 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,650 Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing... 409 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,280 for a 12-year-old boy. 410 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,360 I tried to move on... 411 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:26,240 but there was something about that tablet. 412 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:29,990 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion. 413 00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:34,410 And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter... 414 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:35,620 Jed and Octavius. 415 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,380 They're all acting weird. 416 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,960 It's like the green rust is affecting them. 417 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,800 "The end will come." 418 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,050 What? 419 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,470 The locals, they warned us. 420 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,270 They begged us to leave that tomb alone. 421 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:55,520 I thought it meant the end of the world. 422 00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,100 But maybe it meant the end... 423 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,770 End of the magic? 424 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:01,940 We should have listened. 425 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,320 Should have listened. 426 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,570 Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York... 427 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,570 and his folks to England. 428 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:10,990 Wait. Wait. 429 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,910 Ahkmenrah's parents are in England? 430 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,910 It was a joint expedition. 431 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,330 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt. 432 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:21,290 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum. 433 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:24,300 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet. 434 00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,220 I think I have to go talk to him. 435 00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:29,050 I need you to listen to me. Uh... 436 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:32,310 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation. 437 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:35,770 She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild... 438 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:38,480 that the buck starts and stops with me. 439 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,610 -I can fix it. -How? 440 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,980 I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London. 441 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,150 Sorry. I'm just processing that. 442 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:51,910 Input data analysis. 443 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,620 I've just told you I'm being fired, 444 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,040 and the first thing you ask... 445 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,120 is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts... 446 00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,370 away with you on holiday. 447 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,830 -Yes. Please. -No way, Jose. 448 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,630 I'm asking you to please go with me on this. 449 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 -Nah. -Please. 450 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,760 Can't do it, dude. 451 00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:09,050 Bye. 452 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,760 -Are you gonna mug me? -What? 453 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,350 I don't know. Just be prepared. 454 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,520 -I need you to listen to me. -Oh. 455 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600 -Okay? -Yep. 456 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,310 -You want to know the truth? -Go on. 457 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,610 Truth is, the tablet... 458 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:25,150 The tablet is actually magic. 459 00:23:26,610 --> 00:23:29,070 Things really do come to life at night. 460 00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:31,610 -It's special effects. -It's not special effects. 461 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:32,820 How could it be special effects? 462 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:33,910 How could it not be special effects? 463 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,490 -Because it isn't! -Of course it is! 464 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,950 -I'm telling you, this is what happens. -What? 465 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,000 Sun goes down... 466 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,750 the tablet starts to glow... 467 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,340 everything comes to life. 468 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,630 -Sure. -It's real. 469 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,170 "Tablet starts to glow." 470 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,180 Now I know you're mental. 471 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:53,470 Look, Leslie 472 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,640 Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you. 473 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,600 I know. Just... 474 00:23:58,350 --> 00:23:59,430 What? 475 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,960 Listen, nobody cares 476 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,020 about this place as much as we do, right? 477 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:05,270 Yeah. 478 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,480 If you don't help me... 479 00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:08,440 everything that's special about it might stop... 480 00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:10,450 and it may never come back. 481 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:11,780 I'm not asking you to understand, 482 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:14,200 I'm just asking you to trust me. 483 00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:22,790 I'd like to help you... 484 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,380 but I don't even work here anymore. 485 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:29,920 British Museum doesn't know that. 486 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:33,130 The mummy and the tablet, both. 487 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,050 Classic conservation job... 488 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,890 under authority of me, of course... 489 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:39,970 the director of this museum, which I still am. 490 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,480 Yep, okay. 491 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400 You're in. 492 00:25:12,590 --> 00:25:14,930 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York. 493 00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:17,390 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen. 494 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,970 -Beautiful, huh? -Yeah. 495 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,310 The River Thames. 496 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,180 Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London? 497 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,690 -Huh? -Yeah. 498 00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:28,560 Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off. 499 00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:30,860 Yeah? 500 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,570 I think it could be cool. 501 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,990 -Yeah? -Yeah. 502 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,530 What are you thinking? 503 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,200 Yeah. Uh... Wow. 504 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:41,830 I think I want to DJ in Ibiza. 505 00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:43,000 In Ibiza? 506 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,670 Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain. 507 00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:47,580 -Do you speak Spanish? -No. 508 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,710 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music. 509 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,710 It's not inhibited by the language barrier. 510 00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:53,760 No, but you are. 511 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,170 -Do you speak in beats? -Why are you freaking out? 512 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,840 You just said this was a really cool idea. 513 00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:58,010 I'm not freaking out. 514 00:25:58,180 --> 00:25:59,850 I just want to understand what the plan is. 515 00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:01,760 You didn't go to college. 516 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:03,980 Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all? 517 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,480 -Maybe. I don't know. -Nicky. 518 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,600 Nicky. That's not... 519 00:26:08,770 --> 00:26:11,570 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine. 520 00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:14,990 I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends. 521 00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:16,700 Whatever, man. 522 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,910 Don't worry about me. It's fine. 523 00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:20,530 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you. 524 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:21,870 -I'm your dad. -Thanks. 525 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:24,790 Sun is going down. We should get going. 526 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:25,870 All right. 527 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,050 Dad, what's the plan here, anyway? 528 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,720 When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in. 529 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:40,890 -Now, get down. -What? 530 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,850 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure. 531 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,440 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum. 532 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,530 My name's Tilly. 533 00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:57,820 Hi. Thank you. 534 00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:00,110 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York. 535 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,620 -Yeah, yeah. -I got a delivery... 536 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:03,580 for your conservation department. 537 00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:05,410 All right! 538 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:08,000 So they let you travel? 539 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,250 This is kind of unusual. 540 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,630 Well, they let me travel. You know where? 541 00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:15,130 -No. -Home. Here. Home. 542 00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:16,920 Back here. 543 00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:18,760 Off to the toot-toot. 544 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,550 Five-minute maximum. 545 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,760 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America. 546 00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:27,640 Uh... With your gun, with a silencer, 547 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:28,730 with your ninja swords. 548 00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:29,890 Right. 549 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,690 That's not even a little bit true. 550 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,110 The only thing that I got is this. 551 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,780 -Oh. -Hammer! It's for... 552 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:42,320 and I quote, "minor repairs and beautifications" 553 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:43,700 to the shack. 554 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:45,080 Oh... 555 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:47,370 You just hit things? 556 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:50,040 Yeah, that's catchy. 557 00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:51,580 Basically worthless. 558 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,250 I can't believe we're actually still talking. 559 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,090 -It's great, though, innit? -It is. 560 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,000 This is the most conversation I've had 561 00:27:57,090 --> 00:27:58,710 in the three years that I've worked here. 562 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,680 I feel a connection, too. 563 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,970 Is it cool if I just make my drop? 564 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,850 -Oh, yeah. -Wonderful. 565 00:28:06,010 --> 00:28:07,560 But I will have to confirm. 566 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,980 Actually, that's not necessary... 567 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,940 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you. 568 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,770 Yeah, all right. Confirming. 569 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,520 -Okay. -All right. 570 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,240 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee. 571 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,070 It's the British Museum, sir. 572 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,280 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department. 573 00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:27,080 Yes, I signed the paperwork. 574 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,160 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run. 575 00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:32,460 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase. 576 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:34,210 See? Bye. 577 00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:35,710 All right. 578 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,840 -Good? -All right, you is legit. 579 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,460 I is legit. 580 00:28:40,630 --> 00:28:42,130 -Wonderful. -Confirm it. 581 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:43,800 -Thank you. -All right, I'll open the gate. 582 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,890 Okay. 583 00:28:44,970 --> 00:28:46,680 Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend... 584 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,560 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair. 585 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,350 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder. 586 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,520 -But I really enjoy it. -Mmm-hmm. 587 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:56,940 Bye, Larry! 588 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,280 I'm not an expert... 589 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,070 but this is feeling, just, really against the law. 590 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,660 No, they have a totally different legal system here. 591 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,330 Okay. 592 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:52,500 How we doing? 593 00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:53,580 All clear. 594 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,040 All right, let's go. 595 00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:57,460 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help. 596 00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:58,540 The others? 597 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,710 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by. 598 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,420 Our very survival is at stake. 599 00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:04,470 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good. 600 00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:06,300 Good man to have in a crisis. 601 00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:09,090 Attila. 602 00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,600 Okay, a little muscle. 603 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:12,430 Hi, Larry. 604 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,060 That is a deceptively large box. 605 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,230 Obviously, we came along, too! 606 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:19,310 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor. 607 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,730 Are you serious? 608 00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:24,030 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone. 609 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,450 Dada! 610 00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:28,490 Oh! No, no. 611 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,740 No possible benefit whatsoever. 612 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,620 He really wanted to come. 613 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:37,790 Yeah, this is my son... 614 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,420 my actual son, Nicky. 615 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:41,920 -Nicky, this is Laaa. -What's up? 616 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,300 He's just tracking me. 617 00:30:47,590 --> 00:30:48,760 Laaa. 618 00:30:49,550 --> 00:30:50,550 So, Lawrence... 619 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,800 what's the plan of attack? 620 00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:54,720 We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father... 621 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,560 and hopefully get the tablet fixed. Huh? 622 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,060 All of us. 623 00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:05,820 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food. 624 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,030 Don't... 625 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,070 You know what? I got a job for you. 626 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,320 Come on, come on. 627 00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:15,870 Come on. 628 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,870 I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay? 629 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,380 Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay? 630 00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:23,250 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me. 631 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,960 All right. 632 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,670 No. Come here. 633 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,420 Stay here... 634 00:31:28,510 --> 00:31:29,550 and put your hands on the door. 635 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,760 -Good, stay. -Stay! 636 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,640 Good. That's right. You stay here. 637 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,970 Stay here. 638 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:35,390 Stay. Right. 639 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,680 No. Stay. 640 00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:39,020 -Stay! -Stay. 641 00:31:39,350 --> 00:31:41,850 Look there. Good. Stay. 642 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,690 No. Good. Stay. 643 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,190 No. Stay. 644 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,480 Stay! 645 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:48,110 Don't... Don't move. 646 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,240 Don't move. 647 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,490 No. Good. Okay. 648 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,290 Okay, listen up, guys. 649 00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:57,910 This place is waking up for the first time... 650 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,710 and we have no idea what's out there, so stay together, all right? 651 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,090 I know it's spooky, big guy. 652 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,170 Just stay close. 653 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:26,730 What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys? 654 00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:33,490 We're all finding this super creepy, right? 655 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,780 They're just a little freaked out. 656 00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:39,120 First time we came alive it took some getting used to. 657 00:32:39,910 --> 00:32:42,960 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt. 658 00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,420 Come on. This way. 659 00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:01,480 Hear that? 660 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,810 Hear what? 661 00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:07,650 That. 662 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:12,650 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us. 663 00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:15,110 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable. 664 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,370 Lawrence... 665 00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,160 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble. 666 00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:21,950 I know how to handle this guy. 667 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,370 You mind? 668 00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:25,370 Thanks. 669 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,130 What are you doing? 670 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:30,000 How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy? 671 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,010 Hi, there. 672 00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:36,680 I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh? 673 00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:38,720 I bet you're not so mean. 674 00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:41,180 No, you're just a little puppy, right? 675 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,180 You're just a little puppy who wants to play. 676 00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:45,020 You want to play, huh? 677 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,230 Want to play fetch? 678 00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:47,400 Yeah? 679 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,060 You want to play with this bone? 680 00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:50,230 Ah! Yeah! 681 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,400 Here you go. Go fetch. 682 00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:54,150 Go fetch! 683 00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:03,450 -Lawrence? -Yeah? 684 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:05,710 -May I suggest a different plan? -What? 685 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,000 Run! 686 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,430 Close it, close it! 687 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,320 Okay. I think we're... 688 00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:39,740 Get back! Everybody, get back! 689 00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:52,710 All right. You don't want to fetch? 690 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,420 -Fetch on this. -What? 691 00:34:57,260 --> 00:34:59,430 Oh! Oh!Ah! 692 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,010 -Oh, that's close! -Need some help? 693 00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:02,760 -What? -Move. 694 00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:19,780 Whoa! 695 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,370 Attila, you okay? 696 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,370 Whoa. 697 00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:24,910 Oh! 698 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,800 -You might want to... -No. 699 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,970 Here... 700 00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:44,350 hold this. 701 00:35:51,270 --> 00:35:53,400 That was actually very cool. 702 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:57,070 Sir Lancelot, at your service. 703 00:35:57,230 --> 00:35:58,740 Thank you. That was amazing. 704 00:35:59,110 --> 00:36:00,150 Theodore Roosevelt... 705 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,320 President of the United States of America. 706 00:36:02,490 --> 00:36:04,200 I have no idea what that means. 707 00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,780 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick. 708 00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:07,410 You have a noble face, Nick. 709 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:08,660 -Thanks. -Thanks for the help. 710 00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:09,830 Now, you... 711 00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:13,040 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot. 712 00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:14,210 Really? 713 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:17,380 One of the Knights of the Round Table? 714 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,550 No, Erik. 715 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,800 Erik? 716 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:21,970 Our fool. 717 00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:23,300 He was the funniest fool I ever met. 718 00:36:23,470 --> 00:36:25,430 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything. 719 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,810 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh. 720 00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:29,310 Hmm. 721 00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:32,600 -You have what he had. The gift. -That's weird. 722 00:36:32,770 --> 00:36:34,610 -You could be a fool. -I don't know about that. 723 00:36:34,770 --> 00:36:35,900 Oh, come on, of course you could! 724 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:39,940 We'd get you one of those hats with the funny little dangly bells. 725 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,490 Dangly bells? 726 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:44,280 Hmm? 727 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:45,990 "Dangly bells." 728 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,910 Didn't I tell you? The gift. 729 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,200 He does what seems like nothing. 730 00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:51,710 A sort of deadpan... 731 00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:53,210 tiny little... 732 00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:54,330 "Hmm." "Hmm." 733 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,590 Expressionless, you know, sort of a... 734 00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:57,920 "Hmm. Hmm." 735 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 sort of thing. 736 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,550 Just like Erik. 737 00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:03,010 Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so... 738 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,180 Ah, Camelot. 739 00:37:04,340 --> 00:37:05,340 Okay. 740 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:08,510 Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers... 741 00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:10,220 to King Arthur... 742 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:12,270 and Queen Guinevere. 743 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:13,440 Sweet... 744 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,270 beauteous Guinevere. 745 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,270 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest. 746 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,110 I must find the Holy Grail. 747 00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:23,030 Well, good luck with that. 748 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,360 And thanks for the help again. 749 00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:26,030 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you. 750 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,410 -I will lead you. -No, it's okay. 751 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:30,120 Halt, Dangly Bells! 752 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,080 There is strange magic in the air, 753 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,000 and dangerous beasts are afoot. 754 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,040 It is the duty of a true knight... 755 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:38,670 to protect and care for those in need. 756 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,840 We're off. 757 00:37:41,630 --> 00:37:43,420 I guess he's coming with us. 758 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:46,840 Larry! 759 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:50,640 Jed and Octavius? 760 00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:52,930 They must have fallen out while we were running. 761 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,060 Jed? 762 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:55,690 Octavius! 763 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:00,650 Jedediah! 764 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,780 -Jed! -Octo! 765 00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:09,320 Oh, no. 766 00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:16,160 Is that Octavius's cape? 767 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:19,540 Here. 768 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,090 -Nicky. -Yeah. 769 00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:26,050 Guys? 770 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,510 Gigantor! 771 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,930 Jed? 772 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,230 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence. 773 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:40,730 At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai. 774 00:38:43,730 --> 00:38:44,940 Too dark? 775 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,950 Ah! 776 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,010 This is the end, boy! 777 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:14,640 This is the last roundup! 778 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:17,020 Hold my hand! 779 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:19,810 Why? 780 00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:22,270 Never mind. 781 00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:39,410 We're a long way from home, boy. 782 00:39:40,370 --> 00:39:42,670 Did you ask me to hold your hand? 783 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,000 No. 784 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,220 Mmm-hmm. 785 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,260 Jedo! 786 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,840 Octo! 787 00:39:57,180 --> 00:39:59,680 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent. 788 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,150 What do you see, Dex? 789 00:40:02,270 --> 00:40:03,610 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence. 790 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,730 He can't talk. 791 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:08,240 No, but he can fit. 792 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,030 Nicky... give me your phone. 793 00:40:13,030 --> 00:40:14,780 -Why? -For Dex. 794 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:17,040 I don't understand one thing that's going on here. 795 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,750 Idon%, eHhen Dad, what's going on? 796 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,750 I'm sort of set up to track your phone. 797 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,290 You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone? 798 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:28,050 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you. 799 00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:29,210 No. No. Hold up. 800 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:30,470 "Spying on" is not the same thing 801 00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:32,010 as just looking out for someone. 802 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,430 You'll get it back, I promise. 803 00:40:33,590 --> 00:40:36,050 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back. 804 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:37,720 All right. Dex, come here. 805 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,980 Thanks, man. 806 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:44,770 Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right? 807 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,520 Think you can handle it? 808 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:48,860 Good man. 809 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,070 Stay safe. 810 00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,800 I think it's right here. 811 00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:15,720 "Right here." 812 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,140 Classic. 813 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,600 Ah, the gift of laughter. 814 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,730 Thank you, Dangly Bells. 815 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,410 First quest? 816 00:41:39,910 --> 00:41:41,330 Uh, not exactly. 817 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,040 Ithoughtyou were going to Egypt. 818 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:45,000 We are, but we got to do this first. 819 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,420 That's not how a quest works. 820 00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:50,500 A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey." 821 00:41:51,170 --> 00:41:52,170 Yeah, well, my guys are missing 822 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,340 and Dexter's gonna find them. 823 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,760 What is the quest? Gold? 824 00:41:56,970 --> 00:41:58,220 Fountain of Youth? 825 00:41:58,510 --> 00:41:59,510 Magic tablet. 826 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,520 It's that thing Ahk is holding. 827 00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:05,770 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him. 828 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,690 He seems well-toned andleanu. 829 00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:09,480 But weak. 830 00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:13,070 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby. 831 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,950 No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it. 832 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,700 There's something wrong with it. 833 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:18,490 It's kind of complicated. 834 00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:22,580 It might be less complicated if you stopped following a chimpanzee. 835 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,830 He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin. 836 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:29,830 The fool seems agitated. 837 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,210 That's often his way. 838 00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:33,050 But I assure you, he's no fool. 839 00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:35,880 Is it true what he says? 840 00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:38,760 The tablet that you carry is magic? 841 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:40,140 It is, indeed. 842 00:42:40,510 --> 00:42:42,510 Everything around you has come to life tonight 843 00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:44,180 for the very first time... 844 00:42:44,350 --> 00:42:46,730 all because of this tablet. 845 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,070 Amazing. 846 00:42:54,150 --> 00:42:55,360 Then they're not real? 847 00:42:55,530 --> 00:42:57,490 They're as real as any of us. 848 00:42:57,650 --> 00:42:59,320 Yes, but we're real people. 849 00:42:59,490 --> 00:43:00,700 They're just things. 850 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,990 And they don't even know. 851 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,290 They must be unbelievably stupid. 852 00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:08,080 It can be confusing at first. 853 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,130 Hello, frog! 854 00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:12,420 Keep hopping! 855 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,840 You're real! 856 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,380 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia. 857 00:43:18,970 --> 00:43:19,970 Not a clue. 858 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,220 None. 859 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,190 I can't really see much. 860 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,650 We could jump down, hope for the best. 861 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:37,440 But we have no idea what's down there. 862 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,530 We don't know what's up here, either. 863 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,260 This is a Roman city. 864 00:44:02,430 --> 00:44:05,350 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations. 865 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:07,560 Where the heck is everybody? 866 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,810 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it. 867 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,560 Romans? 868 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:24,820 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm. 869 00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:26,910 Andrea. Yeah. 870 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,460 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere. 871 00:44:30,830 --> 00:44:33,250 Does any man stand between you and your ladylove? 872 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:36,170 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night. 873 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,170 -Nick. -Oh, we're stopping. 874 00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:40,630 Let no man stand between you and your destiny. 875 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,640 Oh, "destiny" may be overstating it a bit. 876 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,260 We just have calculus together. 877 00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:46,680 It's more one of those... 878 00:44:46,890 --> 00:44:48,350 fleeting moments of eye contact. 879 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,600 "Who's gonna look away first?" 880 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,060 But I get you. No man... 881 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,480 -Good. -Okay. 882 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,700 "Iiepwop." 883 00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,620 "Iiepwop." 884 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,160 Doesn't ring a bell. 885 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:13,580 Now who's this son of a gun? 886 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,630 -Pompeii! -I'm sorry. 887 00:45:17,790 --> 00:45:19,960 -I'm having trouble hearing you! -Pompeii! 888 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:21,880 No comprendo, amigo... 889 00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,880 because you got the thing in front of you! 890 00:45:24,970 --> 00:45:26,510 What are they doing? 891 00:45:27,050 --> 00:45:29,930 Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to? 892 00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,270 Was it something we said? 893 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:37,480 Come on back to liepwop! 894 00:45:37,650 --> 00:45:39,690 -There's plenty of room! -Come on back! 895 00:45:40,190 --> 00:45:41,820 They're as crazy as road lizards. 896 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,900 People are strange. 897 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,370 Oh. 898 00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:50,830 Hey, guy-We're just passing through. 899 00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:54,330 -It's a Garuda from Tibet. -A Garuda? 900 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:56,250 Hi, Garuda. How you doing? 901 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,670 Garuda! How you doing? 902 00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:58,750 Cool, great. 903 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,340 Okay. We just... 904 00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:04,670 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time. 905 00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:06,760 Please. Okay. 906 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,890 I'm not gonna play this game with you. 907 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,220 I got to go through. Really. 908 00:46:24,690 --> 00:46:26,530 Get back. 909 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:32,040 -A dragon. -No, it's not a dragon. It's a... 910 00:46:33,870 --> 00:46:35,790 It's a Xiangliu. 911 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,870 Mythical snake demon. 912 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,960 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it. 913 00:46:40,170 --> 00:46:41,960 What? No, it's asleep. 914 00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:45,220 You're right. It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep. 915 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,760 Let's wake it up and then kill it. 916 00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:48,640 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy. 917 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,680 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy. 918 00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:52,680 -Why not? -Because he's a boy! 919 00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:54,470 Larry, there comes a time in every man's life... 920 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,060 when he must slay his own dragon. 921 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,350 Not this kid, all right? 922 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,690 He still hasn't finished all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah. 923 00:46:59,770 --> 00:47:01,650 Anyway, that's just an expression. 924 00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:02,730 Not where I come from. 925 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,650 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now. 926 00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:06,150 We're gonna go around it. 927 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,150 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal. 928 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,280 Come on. 929 00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:15,120 Iiepwop. 930 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:16,540 Pompeii! 931 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,540 Liepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal? 932 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:20,630 Hmm? 933 00:47:23,130 --> 00:47:25,590 Pompeii! 934 00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,230 Oh! 935 00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:40,850 "Pompeii." 936 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,240 "Ask not what your country can do for you... 937 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:04,040 "Ask what you can do for your country." 938 00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:05,840 There it goes again! 939 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,550 -Attila! -Shh! 940 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,430 -Teddy! -Charge! 941 00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:17,470 Whoa! 942 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,520 Fantastic! 943 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,600 It's awake! 944 00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:23,770 Now we can kill it! 945 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:35,740 Whoa! 946 00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:37,410 -Attila! -Dad! 947 00:48:38,370 --> 00:48:39,540 Nicky! 948 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,250 I'll get the boy! 949 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,550 -Ever used a blade? -Only in World of Warcraft! 950 00:48:48,710 --> 00:48:49,760 You're about to learn. 951 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:16,490 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!" 952 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:21,290 "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie." 953 00:49:50,150 --> 00:49:51,230 Behind you! 954 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,490 Duck! 955 00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:59,410 Last roundup, kemosabe! 956 00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:01,910 Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy! 957 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,200 Huh? What? 958 00:50:21,470 --> 00:50:23,310 No, no! You wouldn't! 959 00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:26,140 He must! 960 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:37,030 Clear! 961 00:50:57,430 --> 00:51:00,140 We must never speak of what happened here today. 962 00:51:01,390 --> 00:51:04,060 Come on! That wasn't necessary! 963 00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:05,180 It's out! 964 00:51:10,310 --> 00:51:11,810 These things really do save lives. 965 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:20,530 Are you all right? 966 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,490 Are you all right, my dear? 967 00:51:24,990 --> 00:51:27,040 -You okay? -Yeah, thanks. 968 00:51:29,330 --> 00:51:30,460 You fought bravely, sire. 969 00:51:31,210 --> 00:51:32,420 One day, I promise you, 970 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,500 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup. 971 00:51:35,670 --> 00:51:38,550 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too. 972 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,720 But I like the energy we got going. 973 00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:43,430 From now on, you must choose your own path. 974 00:51:43,890 --> 00:51:46,810 And let no man tell you otherwise. 975 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,560 We better let Larry know we're okay. 976 00:51:52,730 --> 00:51:53,940 Turn around. 977 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,940 Larry's probably worried about us. 978 00:52:06,990 --> 00:52:09,000 How are we going to find them now? 979 00:52:09,410 --> 00:52:10,670 Lawrence? 980 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,920 I fear we've turned a corner. 981 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,710 I'm becoming wax again, son. 982 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,170 All right. We'll look for them later. 983 00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:21,050 We got to get to Egypt now. 984 00:52:21,630 --> 00:52:24,260 Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius? 985 00:52:24,430 --> 00:52:25,600 Nick is right. 986 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,930 A true knight never shirks his duties. 987 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:31,310 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody. 988 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,860 Dada say, "Stay!" 989 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,490 Stay! 990 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,630 Dada say Laaa no eat. 991 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:01,760 Stay, Laaa! 992 00:53:17,230 --> 00:53:18,360 This is it. 993 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,990 Perhaps I should accompany you in. 994 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,200 No, I think we got it from here. 995 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,410 -Really? -Yeah. No, we're good. 996 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:26,660 Right. Well... 997 00:53:27,950 --> 00:53:29,040 friends... 998 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,160 Larry... 999 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,910 clown-faced keeper of the magic tablet... 1000 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,210 I shall never forget your bravery. 1001 00:53:34,370 --> 00:53:36,330 Nor your jests. 1002 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:37,840 Bye. 1003 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,590 I shall not say goodbye. 1004 00:53:40,670 --> 00:53:41,710 -I am. -What? 1005 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,180 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry. 1006 00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:45,430 I'll see you. 1007 00:53:47,550 --> 00:53:49,100 Really, man, thank you. 1008 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,510 For everything. 1009 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,520 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon. 1010 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:01,320 Ahkmen? 1011 00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:03,900 Mother. 1012 00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:04,990 Oh! 1013 00:54:14,290 --> 00:54:15,830 Father. 1014 00:54:18,290 --> 00:54:20,000 Welcome home, my son. 1015 00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:27,300 I want you to meet my friends. 1016 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,430 I am Merenkahre... 1017 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:33,770 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun. 1018 00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:36,140 And I am Shepseheret... 1019 00:54:36,310 --> 00:54:38,810 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms. 1020 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,770 And I am Larry. 1021 00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:42,190 Guardian of Brooklyn. 1022 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,480 Yes. 1023 00:54:43,650 --> 00:54:45,280 I actually live in Manhattan now. 1024 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,240 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool. 1025 00:54:47,490 --> 00:54:48,530 Yeah. 1026 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:51,450 We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet. 1027 00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:52,700 There's something happening with it. 1028 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,080 We don't understand what it is. 1029 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:56,710 You are speaking with a pharaoh. 1030 00:54:56,870 --> 00:54:58,460 Kiss my staff. 1031 00:55:05,170 --> 00:55:06,260 Is it okay if I don't? 1032 00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:07,840 You will show respect. 1033 00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:10,550 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god. 1034 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,810 I understand that and I totally respect you. 1035 00:55:12,970 --> 00:55:15,220 I just don't pray to Ra, so... 1036 00:55:15,390 --> 00:55:17,980 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods. 1037 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,900 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded. 1038 00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:24,780 I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors... 1039 00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:27,490 and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila? 1040 00:55:27,650 --> 00:55:29,320 I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish... 1041 00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:31,280 You are? I love Jews! 1042 00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:33,370 We owned 40, 000 of them! 1043 00:55:33,530 --> 00:55:35,700 -Such lovely people. -Here we go. 1044 00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:39,420 They were very happy, always singing with the candles. 1045 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:40,790 Yeah. They really weren't happy. 1046 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,840 -Really? -No. They left. 1047 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,670 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape. 1048 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,800 Oh! 1049 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,590 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it. 1050 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,380 It's a big deal for us. 1051 00:55:50,550 --> 00:55:51,720 Listen, could you take a look at that tablet? 1052 00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:53,760 There's something wrong with it. 1053 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:00,810 It's losing its power. 1054 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:03,360 Do you think you could fix it? 1055 00:56:04,730 --> 00:56:07,650 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet. 1056 00:56:08,650 --> 00:56:10,610 I promise we won't tell anybody. 1057 00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,700 No. 1058 00:56:13,450 --> 00:56:14,700 I'll kiss your staff. 1059 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:15,790 Too late. 1060 00:56:17,450 --> 00:56:20,790 Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself? 1061 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,340 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time. 1062 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,340 Well, it has been 4, 000 years. 1063 00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:29,300 Now seems like a good time. 1064 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,510 You were born at midnight. 1065 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,640 I was Pharaoh... 1066 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:40,350 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of. 1067 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,310 But when I first gazed upon you... 1068 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,020 you were instantly more precious to me... 1069 00:56:46,190 --> 00:56:48,400 than all the wonders of the ancient world. 1070 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,700 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye. 1071 00:56:53,530 --> 00:56:57,990 I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son... 1072 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:02,080 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife. 1073 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:05,330 Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon... 1074 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,840 and watcher over nighttime travelers... 1075 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,430 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. 1076 00:57:13,590 --> 00:57:17,510 Our tomb was designed to channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet... 1077 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,430 rejuvenating its powers every night. 1078 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,310 The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet... 1079 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,400 so that, as long as it bathed in his light... 1080 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,690 our family could be together forever, 1081 00:57:28,770 --> 00:57:31,240 and not even death could part us. 1082 00:57:34,570 --> 00:57:36,780 It's been away from Khonsu's light toolong. 1083 00:57:47,210 --> 00:57:48,460 My Son! 1084 00:57:48,630 --> 00:57:50,500 What is happening to you? 1085 00:57:51,550 --> 00:57:52,720 It needs moonlight... 1086 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,930 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise. 1087 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:56,430 Hurry! 1088 00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:58,640 If the tablet dies... 1089 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,180 nothing can bring it back! 1090 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,240 What are you doing? 1091 00:58:19,410 --> 00:58:20,910 The tablet. Now. 1092 00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:24,790 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying. 1093 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,420 If it doesn't get moonlight... 1094 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,460 everything ends, like, for real. 1095 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,840 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail. 1096 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,710 To think it was a tablet all along. 1097 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,670 Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing! 1098 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,300 My quest is complete. 1099 00:58:36,470 --> 00:58:37,760 I ride for Camelot tonight. 1100 00:58:37,930 --> 00:58:39,220 Just keep it, okay? 1101 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:40,550 Butjust put it in the moonlight 1102 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:41,930 and turn that center piece. 1103 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:44,890 Sorry, not my first quest. 1104 00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:49,100 And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you! 1105 00:58:49,270 --> 00:58:51,070 Go get the others. 1106 00:58:51,230 --> 00:58:53,230 We can't let him leave the building! 1107 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,870 Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down! 1108 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,370 I don't know who you are... 1109 00:59:08,540 --> 00:59:11,210 but I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you. 1110 00:59:11,290 --> 00:59:13,710 Now wait a second! 1111 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,010 Come back here! This ain't over! 1112 00:59:16,170 --> 00:59:19,010 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword 1113 00:59:19,090 --> 00:59:21,180 and hypnotic blue eyes! 1114 00:59:23,470 --> 00:59:24,930 His eyes are very blue. 1115 00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:32,770 Speak softly and carry a big stick. 1116 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,860 Lawrence, we have a problem. 1117 00:59:40,030 --> 00:59:41,950 This one turned to wax as well. 1118 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,160 I have a saying, too. 1119 00:59:44,490 --> 00:59:47,200 "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick." 1120 01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:10,060 -It's over there! -You mean up there. 1121 01:00:10,230 --> 01:00:11,400 Come on. 1122 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,280 Got it. 1123 01:00:27,330 --> 01:00:29,870 -Teddy. -The tablet, now! 1124 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,120 I shan't ask you again, fool! 1125 01:00:32,290 --> 01:00:33,670 And this is giving me a headache! 1126 01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:35,540 Give me the tablet! 1127 01:00:35,710 --> 01:00:36,710 Let me go, Lawrence. 1128 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,510 No! Teddy, no! 1129 01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:40,670 Teddy! 1130 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,560 There. 1131 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,610 That'll be mine. 1132 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:08,040 Hey, that was a good one. 1133 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,450 No idea that would work. 1134 01:01:25,590 --> 01:01:26,600 Larry! 1135 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,680 Hey, YOU guys, how you doing? 1136 01:01:28,850 --> 01:01:29,890 Still in one piece! 1137 01:01:30,060 --> 01:01:32,140 -Octavius, I think this belongs to you. -Thank you. 1138 01:01:32,310 --> 01:01:33,390 I don't understand. 1139 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,690 Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker? 1140 01:01:35,850 --> 01:01:36,860 It's his first night. 1141 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,570 Newborns are stronger but it matters not. 1142 01:01:38,730 --> 01:01:41,440 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn. 1143 01:01:41,610 --> 01:01:42,610 We can't let him leave the building. 1144 01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:44,610 Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there? 1145 01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:46,530 -Of course. -Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock. 1146 01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:48,660 -Got it. -Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors. 1147 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,290 I got the main entrance. 1148 01:01:56,330 --> 01:01:57,960 Hi-yeah! 1149 01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,340 You! I knew you smelled a bit off! 1150 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:05,430 Didn't you just see that? 1151 01:02:05,590 --> 01:02:06,760 See what? 1152 01:02:06,930 --> 01:02:08,390 The knight on the horse that just rode through! 1153 01:02:08,550 --> 01:02:10,810 Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy! 1154 01:02:10,970 --> 01:02:12,980 I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room! 1155 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,850 He's not my twin. 1156 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:16,900 I got him, and what could he say for himself? 1157 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:21,980 Shut up! Shut up in your face! 1158 01:02:22,150 --> 01:02:23,820 Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed? 1159 01:02:24,150 --> 01:02:26,610 Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates... 1160 01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:28,910 I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger... 1161 01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:31,490 who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows... 1162 01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:32,790 will get it! 1163 01:02:33,410 --> 01:02:34,460 Dada. 1164 01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:35,620 That's right. 1165 01:02:35,790 --> 01:02:37,540 It compute with him. 1166 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:39,710 Dada. 1167 01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:45,670 Damn it! 1168 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:47,890 Laaa. 1169 01:02:47,970 --> 01:02:50,850 If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay? 1170 01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:56,520 It's basically what I keep telling Nick. 1171 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,650 He just doesn't get it, you know? 1172 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,690 I mean, he's a smart kid... 1173 01:03:02,860 --> 01:03:05,610 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have. 1174 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,280 I mean, get the degree, then take a break. 1175 01:03:11,450 --> 01:03:12,450 Get the degree, then take a break. 1176 01:03:14,450 --> 01:03:16,330 Laaa! Laaa, stop that! 1177 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:17,710 Stop it! 1178 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,890 Okay. 1179 01:03:49,070 --> 01:03:50,990 What? Excuse me! Hey! 1180 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,830 Hi. Hey. Sorry. 1181 01:03:52,990 --> 01:03:55,330 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun. 1182 01:03:55,490 --> 01:03:56,910 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you. 1183 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,370 Now meet this hammer! 1184 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:01,670 Don't do that. 1185 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,840 I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey. 1186 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,720 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process. 1187 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,340 Right? Okay, sorry. 1188 01:04:10,510 --> 01:04:12,260 -Thank you. -You won't get away with this! 1189 01:04:12,430 --> 01:04:15,430 I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now! 1190 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,310 Boy with freckles, 1191 01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:20,770 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey. 1192 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,020 I guess it's just parenting, you know? 1193 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,900 And he comes from a divorced family... 1194 01:04:28,070 --> 01:04:30,780 so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me... 1195 01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:34,700 and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or... 1196 01:04:34,780 --> 01:04:35,780 I get it. 1197 01:04:35,950 --> 01:04:37,120 I wasn't there a lot of the time. 1198 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:39,370 So I think I might be projecting my own guilt... 1199 01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:41,120 and taking it out on him in ways... 1200 01:04:41,290 --> 01:04:43,080 that I'm not even aware of. 1201 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:45,960 What? 1202 01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:49,800 Door. 1203 01:04:52,260 --> 01:04:53,430 Head. 1204 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,140 Okay, I... 1205 01:04:58,310 --> 01:04:59,560 Open... 1206 01:05:00,270 --> 01:05:01,560 head. 1207 01:05:01,730 --> 01:05:03,310 Open your mind! 1208 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,060 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right. 1209 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:07,400 That's the challenge. 1210 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,820 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do. 1211 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,150 I keep looking at him 1212 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,650 through the lens of how my parents raised me... 1213 01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:14,990 when, in reality, he's his own person. 1214 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,330 And, yeah, we share the same DNA... 1215 01:05:16,490 --> 01:05:18,990 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was. 1216 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,830 I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history... 1217 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make... 1218 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:25,790 to become the person that he's meant to be. 1219 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,380 Oh! 1220 01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:29,920 Open the door with your head. 1221 01:05:30,010 --> 01:05:31,010 Yes! 1222 01:05:31,130 --> 01:05:33,050 Good, Laaa. Let's go! Ah! 1223 01:05:36,090 --> 01:05:37,510 -Everybody okay? -Yes, Lawrence. 1224 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,850 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth. 1225 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,600 I don't know how long it will hold her, though. 1226 01:05:41,770 --> 01:05:42,810 We gotta find Lancelot... 1227 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:44,690 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out. 1228 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:48,820 Yeah. Laaa, okay. 1229 01:05:48,980 --> 01:05:50,480 You know what you have to do? 1230 01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:51,940 Stay! 1231 01:05:52,110 --> 01:05:53,860 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there. 1232 01:05:54,030 --> 01:05:55,860 -Stay! -Good! Go! 1233 01:05:56,030 --> 01:05:57,490 Dada say, "Stay"! 1234 01:05:57,870 --> 01:05:58,870 Lawrence! 1235 01:05:59,030 --> 01:06:00,200 I can't move my arms. 1236 01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:02,450 We're becoming less useful by the minute. 1237 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,620 Whoa, whoa! 1238 01:06:05,290 --> 01:06:06,710 Come on, big guy... 1239 01:06:07,540 --> 01:06:10,000 What? You okay there? Huh? 1240 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,340 Something's up with your eye, but... 1241 01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:16,680 I don't know. It's just kind of going... 1242 01:06:18,970 --> 01:06:20,560 You gotta relax, okay? 1243 01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:22,560 Calm down! 1244 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,060 Attila! Attila! 1245 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:27,400 Attila doesn't hyperventilate. 1246 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,070 You pillage! 1247 01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:32,480 You plunder! 1248 01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:34,190 You don't freak out. 1249 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,740 Okay? 1250 01:06:35,990 --> 01:06:38,490 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city. 1251 01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:40,330 He could be literally anywhere by now. 1252 01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:41,700 We'll find him. 1253 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,160 We have to. 1254 01:06:58,010 --> 01:06:59,260 I'm coming, my love. 1255 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,600 Blimey! 1256 01:07:10,270 --> 01:07:11,270 He came this way... 1257 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,360 traveling 4 leagues perhoun 1258 01:07:22,910 --> 01:07:23,910 No! 1259 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,080 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence. 1260 01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:28,210 Gigantor, get your flashlight out! 1261 01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:30,460 These cats want to play! 1262 01:07:32,130 --> 01:07:34,210 Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy! 1263 01:07:42,050 --> 01:07:43,640 Well played, sir. 1264 01:07:43,890 --> 01:07:45,100 Run! 1265 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,730 Where the devil could Lancelot be? 1266 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,610 Come on! 1267 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,580 You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man! 1268 01:08:05,740 --> 01:08:08,160 What are you staring at? Stop looking at me! 1269 01:08:08,330 --> 01:08:09,870 Have you never seen a beautiful, 1270 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,460 attractive, gorgeous woman before... 1271 01:08:11,630 --> 01:08:14,500 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much? 1272 01:08:14,670 --> 01:08:16,250 I know what you're playing at... 1273 01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:18,630 and it ain't working. 1274 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,140 Not working. 1275 01:08:28,310 --> 01:08:30,270 Wait, it is kind of working. 1276 01:08:44,530 --> 01:08:46,540 What have they done to Camelot? 1277 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:00,300 Camelot 1278 01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:01,380 At long last! 1279 01:09:02,050 --> 01:09:04,300 -Guinevere, my love. -Hi. 1280 01:09:04,470 --> 01:09:06,850 Can I help you, mate? 1281 01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:09,140 Itisl... 1282 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,730 Sir Lancelot. 1283 01:09:10,890 --> 01:09:12,560 I have fulfilled my quest. 1284 01:09:12,730 --> 01:09:14,190 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1285 01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:15,400 I'm not actually Guinevere. 1286 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,820 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused. 1287 01:09:17,980 --> 01:09:19,820 -Maybe you saw me on stage... -Your voice is like music... 1288 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,740 but I have no idea what you're saying. 1289 01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:23,320 Okay. Hey. 1290 01:09:23,490 --> 01:09:24,870 Hey, man. 1291 01:09:25,030 --> 01:09:26,240 Hey, buddy. Um... 1292 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:30,660 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor. 1293 01:09:30,830 --> 01:09:32,580 Okay? So am I. 1294 01:09:32,830 --> 01:09:33,920 An actor? 1295 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,080 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1296 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,420 You know? 1297 01:09:36,590 --> 01:09:37,590 Do the crown. 1298 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:39,710 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman. 1299 01:09:43,090 --> 01:09:44,260 It was the crown. 1300 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:45,430 I know, the whole... 1301 01:09:45,930 --> 01:09:47,680 Huge Ackman? 1302 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:49,260 Uh... That's a ridiculous name! 1303 01:09:49,430 --> 01:09:50,600 It doesn't even sound real! 1304 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:53,100 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur. 1305 01:09:53,270 --> 01:09:54,600 No, it's Hugh Jackman. 1306 01:09:54,770 --> 01:09:55,850 I, on the other hand... 1307 01:09:56,020 --> 01:09:57,560 carry the treasure you sought... 1308 01:09:57,770 --> 01:09:59,020 but could never find. 1309 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:03,780 Behold the key to life everlasting! 1310 01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:05,410 Okay, I love the costume... 1311 01:10:05,570 --> 01:10:06,570 I love the enthusiasm... 1312 01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:08,450 but you're gonna have to get off stage now. 1313 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:10,790 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot. 1314 01:10:10,950 --> 01:10:12,040 Yes! 1315 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,210 Very good. 1316 01:10:13,370 --> 01:10:15,080 Shame on you, Arthur! 1317 01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:17,040 You don't deserve your crown, 1318 01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:18,750 and you don't deserve your queen! 1319 01:10:21,090 --> 01:10:23,760 Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade... 1320 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:24,970 Huge Ackman! 1321 01:10:25,130 --> 01:10:28,640 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend. 1322 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,140 See, just... 1323 01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:34,390 Well, that's not real. 1324 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:36,480 None of it is. 1325 01:10:43,610 --> 01:10:44,820 It's not real. 1326 01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:45,950 It was a good performance. 1327 01:10:46,110 --> 01:10:47,780 -We were right in there. -You were tonight. 1328 01:10:47,950 --> 01:10:49,120 But it's not real-real. 1329 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,580 It's not real. 1330 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:55,910 Not real? 1331 01:10:56,830 --> 01:10:59,500 Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot? 1332 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:01,840 And for what? 1333 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:02,960 For nothing! 1334 01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:04,800 Jeez! 1335 01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:06,680 Nothing! 1336 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,470 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and... 1337 01:11:16,770 --> 01:11:17,850 What's up? 1338 01:11:19,690 --> 01:11:22,020 We're just as God made us. 1339 01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:25,070 Why don't you take a picture? 1340 01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:26,700 It'll last longer. 1341 01:11:33,450 --> 01:11:35,500 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough. 1342 01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:37,460 Get off the stage right now! 1343 01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:39,500 Stay back! You don't scare me... 1344 01:11:39,580 --> 01:11:40,580 Huge Ackman. 1345 01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:42,380 Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right? 1346 01:11:42,540 --> 01:11:44,300 If we go, I will break you. 1347 01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:47,130 Come on! 1348 01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:50,680 What is that? 1349 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,850 What are you doing? 1350 01:11:52,010 --> 01:11:53,310 He's doing his Wolverine thing. 1351 01:11:53,430 --> 01:11:55,270 Yeah. 1352 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,810 -Yeah. -You know? 1353 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,730 It's better with the claws and no shirt. 1354 01:11:58,890 --> 01:11:59,890 Fair. 1355 01:12:00,190 --> 01:12:01,310 Lancelot! 1356 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,730 Lancelot! 1357 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,570 Oi, mate! 1358 01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:12,320 Hey, buddy, that's not an exit! 1359 01:12:12,490 --> 01:12:13,910 Yeah, come on up. 1360 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,490 Yep. Come on up! 1361 01:12:15,660 --> 01:12:16,700 Oh, monkeys. Terrific. 1362 01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:18,080 I love the costumes. 1363 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:21,330 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man. 1364 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,580 Thanks, buddy. 1365 01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:25,710 -He recognized you. -Yeah, that was awesome. 1366 01:12:26,670 --> 01:12:28,210 Hey! Give me the tablet! 1367 01:12:28,380 --> 01:12:30,220 Stay back! Stay back. 1368 01:12:30,590 --> 01:12:31,840 -Stand back! -Whoa! 1369 01:12:32,010 --> 01:12:33,090 Back! 1370 01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:35,850 What? 1371 01:12:36,390 --> 01:12:37,640 Your, uh... 1372 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:38,770 Your nose, it's... 1373 01:12:38,930 --> 01:12:40,270 What about my nose? 1374 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,730 Your nose is dripping. 1375 01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,610 -What? -It's melting. From the fire. 1376 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,530 Okay. 1377 01:12:50,860 --> 01:12:51,860 How bad is it? 1378 01:12:52,030 --> 01:12:53,450 It is not great. 1379 01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:54,780 But I'm Lancelot! 1380 01:12:54,950 --> 01:12:55,950 There never was a Lancelot! 1381 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,240 Lancelot is a legend. 1382 01:12:57,410 --> 01:12:58,950 You're not real. 1383 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,120 I don't understand! 1384 01:13:00,290 --> 01:13:02,460 I know it's a lot to take in, but please, just give me the tablet. 1385 01:13:02,620 --> 01:13:04,790 Oh, and then what? Back to the museum? 1386 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,300 Stand there as little children ogle and point? 1387 01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:08,460 And learn. 1388 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,050 And get inspired to do great things. 1389 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,130 There are far less noble fates, my friend. 1390 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:14,800 Not for me, there aren't! 1391 01:13:14,970 --> 01:13:16,760 If there is no Camelot... 1392 01:13:16,930 --> 01:13:20,310 there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot... 1393 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,650 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax. 1394 01:13:23,810 --> 01:13:25,230 Stop looking at my nose! 1395 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,820 -I wasn't looking at it. -You were, I saw you. 1396 01:13:27,150 --> 01:13:28,820 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring. 1397 01:13:28,980 --> 01:13:30,150 -I wasn't like that. -You were! 1398 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,240 Don't look at it! 1399 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,280 It really is hard not to look at. 1400 01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:35,160 Yes, he is. 1401 01:13:35,950 --> 01:13:36,950 Ah! 1402 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,160 -I didn't. -I saw you! 1403 01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:39,330 No, I'm looking at your eyes. 1404 01:13:39,490 --> 01:13:40,830 Monkey, stop it! 1405 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,870 Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet. 1406 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,080 If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't... 1407 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:45,290 Do not look at my nose! 1408 01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:46,840 -Give me the tablet. -Look away. 1409 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,500 Give me the tablet. How hard could it be not to look at my nose? 1410 01:13:49,670 --> 01:13:51,090 I'm not gonna look at your nose. 1411 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,340 I can't help it! 1412 01:13:52,510 --> 01:13:53,590 Look to the heavens! 1413 01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,680 It's disgusting. 1414 01:13:56,850 --> 01:13:58,350 Yet, he's still handsome. 1415 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:01,120 No one shall look at, or mention, 1416 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,720 my nose from this moment forward! 1417 01:14:06,770 --> 01:14:08,610 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about. 1418 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,240 Lawrence. 1419 01:14:16,030 --> 01:14:17,200 On, Teddy! 1420 01:14:20,620 --> 01:14:21,620 Larry. 1421 01:14:22,870 --> 01:14:24,660 We've run out of time. 1422 01:14:26,210 --> 01:14:28,540 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces. 1423 01:14:28,710 --> 01:14:30,800 Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die! 1424 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:31,880 You too! 1425 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,670 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in. 1426 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:38,220 Dad! 1427 01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:42,350 Dexter, what is it? 1428 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,680 You all right? 1429 01:14:45,730 --> 01:14:46,810 Hey. 1430 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:48,560 Hey, man, you okay? 1431 01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:50,320 Hey, look at me. 1432 01:14:52,030 --> 01:14:53,740 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead. 1433 01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:55,490 Go ahead, slap me in the face. 1434 01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:00,030 Dex? 1435 01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:07,920 Dexter? 1436 01:15:08,330 --> 01:15:09,380 Dexter? 1437 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:12,750 Oh! No, no. No. 1438 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,260 Dexter? No, no. Come on, man! 1439 01:15:15,420 --> 01:15:17,050 Dad, he's gone. 1440 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,770 I'll take that hand now. 1441 01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:37,110 I understand now. 1442 01:15:39,030 --> 01:15:40,950 The monkey was the quest. 1443 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,870 It was never about the tablet. 1444 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,420 It was about them. 1445 01:15:52,210 --> 01:15:53,420 Forgive me. 1446 01:15:54,590 --> 01:15:56,420 It is I who have been the fool. 1447 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,610 We're back, baby! 1448 01:16:17,690 --> 01:16:18,700 Lawrence! 1449 01:16:20,570 --> 01:16:21,570 Whoa! 1450 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,660 Hey! 1451 01:16:22,910 --> 01:16:24,160 Welcome back, buddy. 1452 01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:28,790 Hey. 1453 01:16:29,330 --> 01:16:30,420 Well done, Larry! 1454 01:16:30,580 --> 01:16:32,250 There he is. That's our guy. 1455 01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:33,630 Come here! 1456 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,840 Here's your tablet. 1457 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,130 It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah? 1458 01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:39,800 Boy, you said it! 1459 01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:45,760 Hey. Thank you. 1460 01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:02,030 How do I look? 1461 01:17:04,030 --> 01:17:05,700 You look like Lancelot. 1462 01:17:17,210 --> 01:17:19,380 Well done, my child. 1463 01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:26,050 Thank you... 1464 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,060 for bringing my son home safely. 1465 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,390 It's a strange thing... 1466 01:17:35,190 --> 01:17:37,320 seeing your boy become a man. 1467 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:38,900 There were lions chasing us. 1468 01:17:39,150 --> 01:17:40,150 Hmm. 1469 01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:41,900 Yeah, it's crazy. 1470 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:45,240 One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park... 1471 01:17:45,410 --> 01:17:49,370 and then the next day they're DJ-ing in Ibiza. 1472 01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:55,250 You've served my family well. 1473 01:17:55,710 --> 01:17:58,880 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches. 1474 01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:01,380 I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed... 1475 01:18:01,550 --> 01:18:04,260 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars. 1476 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:08,220 Thank you. 1477 01:18:09,010 --> 01:18:10,180 It's the right thing to do. 1478 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,100 Then we're agreed. 1479 01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:13,430 Lawrence... 1480 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:14,690 may I have a word? 1481 01:18:14,850 --> 01:18:15,940 Yeah. 1482 01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:18,440 The others and I have been talking. 1483 01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:22,070 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family. 1484 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:23,610 He must remain here. 1485 01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:27,280 And the tablet should stay here as well, son. 1486 01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:30,410 This is where it belongs, Gigantor. 1487 01:18:30,870 --> 01:18:32,250 Yeah, but it... 1488 01:18:32,910 --> 01:18:35,120 That means you guys would have to stay. 1489 01:18:35,370 --> 01:18:36,790 We belong in New York. 1490 01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,550 Yeah, but if you... 1491 01:18:41,710 --> 01:18:43,590 If you guys go, then you... 1492 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:46,220 you won't be alive after tonight. 1493 01:18:46,590 --> 01:18:48,390 We're museum exhibits, Laredo. 1494 01:18:48,550 --> 01:18:49,640 It's what we are. 1495 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:52,350 Folks come to look at us, 1496 01:18:52,430 --> 01:18:54,270 maybe learn a little something. 1497 01:18:54,890 --> 01:18:56,480 That's alive, man. 1498 01:18:56,810 --> 01:18:58,310 But I'm... 1499 01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:00,060 I'm supposed to take care of you guys. 1500 01:19:00,230 --> 01:19:01,480 And you have. 1501 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:04,240 It's okay, Lawrence. 1502 01:19:04,820 --> 01:19:06,110 We're ready. 1503 01:19:08,950 --> 01:19:10,320 I'm not. 1504 01:19:12,740 --> 01:19:14,290 Let us go, son. 1505 01:19:20,710 --> 01:19:21,750 Okay. 1506 01:19:25,170 --> 01:19:28,180 Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry... 1507 01:19:30,970 --> 01:19:32,850 Guardian of Brooklyn. 1508 01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:37,350 Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight... 1509 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,980 get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up. 1510 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,520 Yeah, okay. 1511 01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:44,820 Let's go home. 1512 01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:46,780 Whoa! 1513 01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:48,030 It's all right, Larry. 1514 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,950 We've reached something of an understanding. 1515 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,530 -Really? -Trixey, sit. 1516 01:19:52,870 --> 01:19:55,200 Wow! That's really good. 1517 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:56,830 Good job, Lance. 1518 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,040 Thanks. 1519 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:02,670 T?xey, behave. 1520 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,050 Good girl. 1521 01:20:05,710 --> 01:20:06,710 Steady. 1522 01:20:10,050 --> 01:20:11,300 He never even listens to me. 1523 01:20:11,470 --> 01:20:12,760 Butyoun. 1524 01:20:12,930 --> 01:20:16,060 I just feel like you really listen to me. 1525 01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:21,400 It's like our hearts are in perfect sync with each other right now. 1526 01:20:22,190 --> 01:20:23,270 Um... Do you feel what... 1527 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,400 Oh. Hi. 1528 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,320 Sorry to interrupt whatever... 1529 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,690 is happening... 1530 01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:31,570 Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on. 1531 01:20:32,910 --> 01:20:34,410 What? No. 1532 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:35,990 No! Laaa, stay! 1533 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,910 I know this sounds crazy... 1534 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,410 but you and I could make a life together here in England. 1535 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,090 Whoa! 1536 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:54,300 Wow. Okay. Um... 1537 01:21:07,190 --> 01:21:08,780 I will never forget you. 1538 01:21:11,820 --> 01:21:16,450 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met. 1539 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,670 Keep the scrunchies. 1540 01:21:23,830 --> 01:21:26,290 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go. 1541 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:27,840 Come on. 1542 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:32,880 I won't say anything if you won't. 1543 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:38,010 Oh, I know you hate this job and everything, but tomorrow night... 1544 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:40,680 best job ever. 1545 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,850 Sure is quiet around here. 1546 01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:28,230 Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum. 1547 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,610 You know what I'm gonna remember most about you? 1548 01:22:31,940 --> 01:22:33,190 What? 1549 01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:36,030 How big you guys are. 1550 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:41,370 Come here. 1551 01:22:41,870 --> 01:22:43,040 Come here. 1552 01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:45,460 Hold me. 1553 01:22:51,710 --> 01:22:53,210 My... 1554 01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,220 friend. 1555 01:23:00,890 --> 01:23:02,470 You speak English? 1556 01:23:06,890 --> 01:23:08,310 Okay. 1557 01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:13,570 Hey, listen. Um... 1558 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,240 Up there on the roof, when... 1559 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,570 When you almost... 1560 01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:22,950 Yeah. 1561 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:32,170 I just want you to know... 1562 01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:35,460 I really changed my perspective on everything. 1563 01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:37,470 I know we have a weird... 1564 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:42,470 We have this dynamic, we have this tension. 1565 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,350 Back and forth. 1566 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,310 I mean, games, right? You know? 1567 01:23:47,850 --> 01:23:49,350 Roles that we put ourselves into, 1568 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,770 but why does it have to be that way? 1569 01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:53,690 I feel like there's always been a mutual 1570 01:23:53,770 --> 01:23:56,440 sort of respect for each other. 1571 01:23:58,360 --> 01:23:59,660 anyway- 1572 01:24:00,110 --> 01:24:01,990 I'll miss you, you know? 1573 01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:06,620 Okay. It's all right. 1574 01:24:06,790 --> 01:24:08,660 Go ahead. One last slap. 1575 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,730 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too. 1576 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,000 Thank you. 1577 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,510 Who would have ever thought? 1578 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,600 I'm wax, she's polyurethane. 1579 01:25:04,930 --> 01:25:06,930 But somehow, it worked. 1580 01:25:11,890 --> 01:25:13,520 I guess this is it. 1581 01:25:13,690 --> 01:25:14,770 Indeed. 1582 01:25:15,020 --> 01:25:18,190 And I know young Nick will do great things. 1583 01:25:18,570 --> 01:25:20,070 Yeah, he's, uh... 1584 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:24,120 ready to take on the world all by himself. 1585 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,200 Then you've done your job. 1586 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,950 You've done your job. 1587 01:25:31,370 --> 01:25:33,460 It's time for your next adventure. 1588 01:25:34,380 --> 01:25:36,290 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow. 1589 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:38,880 How exciting. 1590 01:25:46,550 --> 01:25:47,930 Bye, Teddy. 1591 01:25:48,430 --> 01:25:50,220 Farewell, Lawrence. 1592 01:25:57,230 --> 01:25:58,480 Bully! 1593 01:25:58,610 --> 01:26:00,400 Got you! 1594 01:26:01,820 --> 01:26:03,740 Smile, my boy. 1595 01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:07,070 It's sunrise. 1596 01:26:29,260 --> 01:26:31,310 -Hey. -Hey. You good? 1597 01:26:31,470 --> 01:26:33,850 -Yeah, I am. -Good. 1598 01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,770 So, Ibiza? 1599 01:26:40,770 --> 01:26:41,820 Yeah. Uh... 1600 01:26:42,650 --> 01:26:44,200 The whole DJ thing, Dad... 1601 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:47,450 I don't know if that's the thing for me... 1602 01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:49,620 I just know that it's the next thing. 1603 01:26:49,780 --> 01:26:51,540 After that, maybe college. 1604 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:55,290 I'm figuring it all out, you know? 1605 01:26:56,790 --> 01:26:57,960 Sounds like a plan. 1606 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,460 I should get back to Mom's, or something. 1607 01:27:02,630 --> 01:27:03,960 Okay. 1608 01:27:05,510 --> 01:27:06,510 I love you. 1609 01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:08,800 I love you, too. 1610 01:27:09,390 --> 01:27:10,470 All right. 1611 01:27:14,140 --> 01:27:15,480 I'm not gonna let you go. 1612 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:17,810 Okay. I'll see you later. 1613 01:27:59,020 --> 01:28:01,520 Three years, no Larry Daley. 1614 01:28:01,690 --> 01:28:05,190 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back. 1615 01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,110 I heard he went back to school, 1616 01:28:07,190 --> 01:28:09,200 got his degree, became a teacher. 1617 01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:10,450 I'm very glad. 1618 01:28:10,530 --> 01:28:13,450 Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition... 1619 01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:16,700 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally. 1620 01:28:18,870 --> 01:28:22,960 Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet. 1621 01:28:23,130 --> 01:28:25,380 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales. 1622 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,300 Larry said you could be trusted. 1623 01:28:28,050 --> 01:28:29,380 What do you mean? 1624 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,560 With the top secret knowledge. 1625 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,720 What are you doing? 1626 01:28:37,140 --> 01:28:38,930 -I'm winking. -You're blinking. 1627 01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:41,020 No, I wink with both eyes. 1628 01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:42,190 That's blinking. 1629 01:28:42,270 --> 01:28:44,320 It doesn't matter, because right now... 1630 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:45,900 you better get ready! 1631 01:28:46,070 --> 01:28:47,280 For what? 1632 01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:50,400 For this. 1633 01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:00,160 It does glow. 1634 01:29:10,260 --> 01:29:11,300 Come on. 1635 01:29:58,220 --> 01:29:59,390 Sorry. 1636 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,060 Go ahead. 1637 01:30:01,230 --> 01:30:02,680 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum. 1638 01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:44,020 Stay! 1639 01:30:44,180 --> 01:30:45,690 I'm not going anywhere. 1640 01:30:46,060 --> 01:30:47,270 Stay! 1641 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:48,860 I'm not going anywhere! 1641 01:30:49,305 --> 01:30:55,444 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org110572

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