All language subtitles for Lolo.2015.en

What kind of bath is this?
- Fucus.

Removes the fat and firms.
Good for us.

Why?
- We are 45.

This is full of bacteria.
Just imagine all those who pee in it!

You're crazy. Nobody pees in here.

What is that jet? Straight into my pussy!

That is on purpose.
- I don't like that.

I do like it..
It massages my pussy.

When was the last time you had a fuck?
- Stop it.

I got other priorities.
You can only think about that!.

No, I'm much more complex than that.
I do not tell you everything.

If you count all the nights
you spent with somebody...

it is hardley one year.
- You're exaggerating.

I have had men.
- Bareley.

You are right. I would like to
have a man to share the real life.

I want to kill myself if
you say things like that.

I've been tickled enough by water.

I didn't lose a pound
after two weeks thalasso.

I rest a little longer to pee.
- You're disgusting.

I have had enough of this weather.
First rain, then sun again.

That's what you get outside the city.
- Whatever.

What's that crowd doing?
They have rescued a child!

You know, you are terrible.
- I cannot watch this.

It is a tuna. A beautiful tuna!

Look, Gerard and Jean-René.
- Do you know them?

Gerard was the husband of Nicole.
And Jean-René is the father of Sabine.

She was in the same class as Clementine.
Divorced too.

Very exciting.
- Hi guys.

And they come...
- Ofcourse.

What a nice catch.
How are you doing?

I am Ariana, her sister.
- From Paris?

And Violette, her friend.

I am sorry.
- Stupid, my overall.

It slipped out of my hand.
I will pay for it.

No need to.
But now I have to change.

Shit. Sorry for calling you stupid.
I was shocked.

Do you know the one about the
lady passing the fish shop?

Hi girls.
- Don't be so rude, Gerard. Excuse us.

Not at all. It's hilarious.

Are you going to eat that tuna by yourself?
- No, we organise a party.

Do you want to come?
- No, tuna is full of mercury.

But this one it is a nice fatt tuna.
- Then we will come.

Oké, at Jean-René?
You know his address.

See you tonight.
- Bye.

They are both free.
An oppertunity

Does that happen often ?

One of the washed my cashmere
sweaters at 90 degrees.

We broke up after six sweaters.
- When are you taking a cat?

So you can get used to
the rest of your life.

You have to do it with Jean-René.
- Stop it.

You have to settle for less.
I'll take the moron.

My grandmather said:
The more stupid, the better in bed.

Jean-René is nice.
But in bed... I don't know.

Monique, his wife,
was his first girlfriend.

Practically a virgin.
Not too exciting.

But he is clean,
that's ideal for you.

It's holiday,
let your chimney have a good sweep.

The chimney cleaner leaves.
Bye bye, see you later.

Red is...
- It's colourful.

Red is more for young people.

A design is better after 40.
So you won't see the "rolls".

Rolls?
- Here.

You don't do that.

We all have it, once above 40.
Because of the hormons.

Men don't like it.

Do you think a man doesn't like you because
you have more fat around your waist?

I have seen a German
documentary about it.

Men don't want bimbo's. They want a
wife who is clever and has a job.

Oké, Angela.
Pick a dress and then we go.

This one is better.
I'll try it on.

My cleaning lady has one like that.
- It is fine.

You can wear the same as "the people".

But she is 65.
- So, you're exploiting an elderly woman.

Everything is there: garlands...

colourfull tablecloths and sangria.

Depressing, let's go.
- Drink.

Where is that clown of yours ?

We will be too late. Then he
probably has found something boring.

Hurry up, this is
your last chance.

Later on you have to go to your work.
And watch tv in the evenings.

I don't see him.
He is not there.

What a bummer. White socks
and sandals. Awfull!

I don't believe this.
Is he doing this on purpose?

I am going for it.
Ugly men fuck better.

'Stupid men'
It is not my responsebility.

Hello, Ariane.
- Hello, Gerard.

We were just talking about you.
- I'm glad to see you.

Violette wasn't it?

Can I have a piece
that's not overcooked?

Again, I'm sorry for this aftenoon.

I didn't know the tuna-tric.
- Tuna-tric ?

As a pickup line
- That's one of my better lines.

But I am not your type.

What is my type?
- You are the friend of Ariane ?

O yes, ofcourse.

Are you getting married now that's allowed?
- No, we are agianst gay-marriage.

We are reactionary lesbians.
A very rare species.

And are you married?
- Yes, 20 years.

Got divorced two years ago.
Occasionally a girlfriend.

But never that little bit extra.
what they used to call love.

That dress looks great on you.
- You think so ?

I wasn't sure about it..
-Yes, with your figure...

Jean-René, can I have a piece of tuna ?

I'm just kiddin'.
We're straight guys.

Ariane and I...
We are straight.

i didn't know that.
- That's ok.

I thought about it, like everybody else.

I didn't. I know soe gays
and they are very nice...

Not all of them are nice.
- No, I mean...

everybody can do as they please..

But it's not something for me.

Elisabeth said you're moving to Paris
- Yes I get a very nice appartment.

ln Beaugrenelle, a modern building
with a view at the Eiffeltower.

ln Beaugrenelle?
- The towers.

What do you do ?
- ICT, I'm a financial specialist.

What kind of work do you do ?
- I'm into fashion.

I organise fashions shows...

My daugther Sabine,
she wants to do something like that.

She wants to do something creative.

But she has choosen to go to the
international business school in London.

Do you have kids ?
- A sun, Eloi, he is adorable.

That's important.

And... ?
- No, we just talk.

You said that she was a lesbian ?
- That was a joke.

Did you ask that ?
You're such a fool.

You're popular.
No, she speaks English.

Listen, I know how that works.

She is now looking at you.

Yes, she is looking at me.

Don't laugh.

I'll bring her, her tuna.
- Ok.

I never listen to my grandmother again.

What a lovely weather..
And thalasso is also good.

You're in a good mood.
A red dress, you don't complain...

Was it ok like this ?
- What?

Mind you, I do see those things.
- Very good, I needed that.

When do you see him again ?
- It was just for one night.

In one week we go to Paris again.
It was just one night.

Or two.

Don't worry. I won't have
somebody else in three weeks time.

With all those mannequins...
- Don't worry about that.

We call.

Kiss.

What did you do ?
He is almost crying.

Nothing special.
- What did you do ?

You didn't even come to Thalasso.

He licked me.
- For a whole week ?

Even when I had my period.

Not the first day.
I was slightly bleeding.

Then it's not too bad.
- It was an idyllic week.

I feared the worst,
something like he had widespread cancer.

He didn't had the chance to say,
'I have cancer.'

No, seriously, he is very sweet..

A bit naive
- A bit foolish ?

No, naive is somthing diffrent.

I've had enough
of all those smart Parisian men.

He probably will get along with Eloi.
He likes computers too.

He was proud of it that I found
an appartment in Beaugrenelle.

He is very sensitive.

I don't want to hurt him.
- Pain at the tongue...

That would be inconvenient.
- Yes.

Is that him ?
- That's Lolo.

Cat of the Alps. We are in the train.

Madam,
you're not allowed to call in the train.

She's calling with her disabled sun.

I just send you a message.
From a nice guy from Biarritz.

You should have called me.
I was worrying about that Delta-glyding.

Delta-glyding?
- Didn't you see "lntouchables" ?

Everybody who is handicaped,
goes delta-glyding nowadays.

Ok, I will tell. Kiss.

You're ok ?
- Yes I'm fine.

His relation must be ok.- Annabelle only
calls when something is wrong.

I'm not depressive. I'm anorectic. That's
not because of him, it's because of you.

But that's why we are here for.

More trouble to be a mother.

In 2 weeks time I have to go to Greece.

Sun, See... Terrible! But the photoshoots
have to be on an island.

The islands...
- Are you listening ?

I'm thinking about other stuff.
- That's true, he will come.

Are you going to pick him up ?
- No, he is coming by car.

l will see him this weekend.
- Can you manage three days?

I am not an animal.

I did not mean to intrude.
- Aren't you tired ?

I'm exhausted.

This way.

I don't see anything.

Au, dammit.

Shit, my rib.

What are you doing in my bed ?
- The tv is no longer in my room.

It's over here, and I watch television
before I go to sleep.

I have an argument with Audrey.
I wanted to

spent the night here but if
that's not possible...

No, it's ok, you can stay. This is Jean.
This is my sun Eloi, Lolo.

Jean-René, nice to meet you.

Jean-René? Nice to meet you too.

Did I hurt you ?
- No, I'm ok.

Are you ok ?

Ok, good night.

The things is not in 'Easy Rider'.
- Just look in 'Les Oiseaux'.

I didn't expect him to be so big.

For me he will always be my little kid. You
keep on thinking they are five years old.

Didn't he look sad, with swollen eyes ?

Don't know.
This is the first time I see him.

The thing ?
- He smokes a little bit against migraine.

Does that choques you ?
- No, I know that.

I smoked too at school.

Ok, where were we ?

He is free.

Thank you.

I'm sorry about last night.
She texted me that you would come.

I have fallen for you.
A strange way to introduce.

I am used to that.

I'm off again.

You're leaving without saying goodbye ?
- No, I did wake you up.

I have to go by my house,
I got some things to take care of.

See you soon.
- Tonight ?

Yes, tonight.
It will be less hectic.

I still hope a little hectec ?

Do I get a kiss ?

You could have called me and
told me that you would stay overnight.

Audrey was completaly histrical.
I didn't think about it.

What happend?
- I don't want motherly advice.

You always ask for details.
-Ok, Alp-rabbit.

Alp-rabbit ? l'm already 20...
- 19.

What do you think of him ?
-Who ?

Jean.
- Jean-René?

Stop it. What do you think of him ?

You know him from Biarritz?

Once you get to know him,
you probably will like him.

He seems nice.

But a farmer-type ?
- Your not blind. He is ugly.

But you don't get kids anymore.
That would be a disaster.

He is not ugly.
He dresses badly.

I have seen him only briefly.
He's got nice ears.

Just like my favourite cartoon figur.

Who?
- Dombo.

Stop it. You youngsters are only
intersted in the outside.

Not at all.
Just don't hold him against the light.

Ik think he is cute.
- So I understand.

He has probably more then just big ears.
I'll stop teasing you.

What does he do ?
- He makes financial software.

Does he have money ?
- I don't know.

ln 2008 many people got sacked.
But he still works.

What's that kind of filt ?
- Something not to smoke.

That's very good for your asthma,
but not for now.

My little Lolo...

Something wrong ?
- Yesterday I bruised my rib.

Damn.
- No, I am ok.

Are we going to McCoy tonight? - Forgot
about that. I made an appoinment with Jean.

That could be afterwards.
- Yes, or I could bring him.

Mum, your boyfriend from Biarritz
at McCoy?

Eat your soft boiled egg.

Step aside, asshole.

Friendly ergonomics and environment.
Wifi and printers everywhere.

The Dream-offices of Credit Rural de
France offer modern workspaces.

Much space to work together and
acces for disabled people.

And wifi everywhere.

Furthermore a banc, shops and a conciërge
are at your disposal.

Also machine with hot and cold choclat...

at every floor in this Dream-complex
of CRdF.

That is going to be beautiful.
But what a trouble to get over here.

Nobody comes by car nowadays
since we got fast metro lines.

The car is for lunatics.

Untill then, this will be our office.

It is temporary.
But we are lucky, it's spacious.

There are the inseparable.
How are you doing darling?

That's been a long time.
You've lost weight, beautiful.

l feel ok...
- Did you receive my book ?

No, I have done a total detox.

I've changed my style.
- It is ingenius.

You should really look.
- I cannot wait, darling.

Hello, Steven.

Hello ?
-Violette ?

I cannot hear you very well.
- Is this evening still going on ?

I call you back from another location.

See you later.
- Are you leaving ?

I just have to call Jean back.
- Steinberg is here, from London.

Can you introduce me ?
- Quickly then.

This is my sun, Eloi, great artist.
- That's right.

With me.
I couldn't call back inmediately.

I was stuck. Call me back.
Ok? Kiss.

Jean, it's me. I'm going to sleep.
You can always call me.

Let me know if everything is alright.
I was stuck tonight.

Jeannot, darling ?

You're upset
or you had an accident.

I can't live like this.

Did you leave the gaz on ?

I love you, don't leave me.

Are you going to the hookers ?

I had a heart attack and I'm dying.

Tell me right away,
if you don't want to see me again.

Call me, please.

I'm going nuts. Are you dead ?

Everythink alright ?
That's a relief.

I send you quite some text messages.
I was worried.

You're not mad because of last night ?
- No, I'm not.

I fell asleep on my mobile phone.

Are you coming for dinner ?

Yes, great.
8 o'clock? See you tonight.

Perfect. Kiss.
- From me also.

Are you ok, little rabbit ?
Did you sleep well ?

Did you put the tv back in the room ?

Things aren't working out well with
Audrey, so I thought...

Do you mind if I stay a little longer ?
- Not at all.

Thank you mummy.
- Tonight I have a dinner with Jean.

Are you free ?
- With whom ?

With Jean-René.
- JR.

Yes, I am free.
- So you can really get aquinted.

You're joking. Anytime.
-Ok, great.

Watch out with all those
panic text-messages.

You scare off men, is my experience.

That was not to bad.

Sir, you're ticket.

Nice day, dear.
Do you like chicken ?

Lemmon chicken, your signature dish.
- Do you think he will like it ?

Ofcourse, it is the first time. He will
have enough of it after a 100 times.

And for the rest, a line of frozen meals
will be waiting for him.

You exaggerate, I also
make boiled eggs and salads.

It's never too late to learn.
This is a turning point in my life.

I am 40 and I am groing.
I'm starting another fase.

In two months time you will be 45.

And; making food for your husband ?
Then feminists have much to do.

You do not get it. You're still young.
- I was joking

I grew up with frozen meals.
- Get up.

Promise me you be nice to him.

What chic.
-I do not wear just anything ...

when I officially get aquinted.
- Class.

Off you go to the living.

What do you want to drink ?
- Whatever you're drinking.

A beer.

Do you like Paris ?

Yes, I have been here often.
But living here is something diffrent.

Wake up...
Thank you.

Waking up with a view on the
Eiffeltower is unbelievable.

Why are all those paintings on the floor?

My son is a talented painter.

You paint ?
- I'm working on a new concept.

Auto-Bio-Grafical.

Do you like it ?
-Yes, No, thank you.

It is...

I like the bird in the sky over there.

That's a spot.

I'm not objective, but he is
the future of humanity.

Are you in finance?
- Not really.

I've sold a system to CRDF.
Revolutionary trading software.

It lets you act quickly.
Saves microseconds. Very strategic.

lnteresting.

I already have no life for two years
because of that program.

First, only for a company in Bordeaux.
But it was so succesfull ...

that I am adapting it now for CRdF.
- And how does this software works ?

Simple. I started from an
open-source code.

By optimizing the program lines...

that works?
- Before I took it into production...

analist and system managers
had a look at it...

What's interesting... If everything goes
well I will get a contract for 3 years.

How far are you ?
- l'm not at liberty to speak about it.

Does it interest you ?
- I love finances.

The system requires a security
that completely meets ...

the demands of the cliënt.
That's a plug-in.

Very interesting, lovers.
I'm off.

Lulu is downstairs.
See you.

Lolo...

Everything ok ?
- Yes.

What's wrong ?
- My rib.

Still ? Go see a doctor tommorrow.
- Not nesceserry.

Dinner went wel, didn't it ?

I felt bored.

You have to get used to it,
it's is his work.

I'll think he is cool.

Have fun.
- Yes, you too.

What's that for kind of guy she has now ?

I wouldn't shake hands with a
Jean-René kind of type.

It is a D.
- A D?

Categorie D. The lowest.

A's don't exist.
B's are rare.

The rest is C.
D's are absolute jerks.

He is ugly.
He has no style at all.

A D is even not sympatic.
- It's a geek, like you.

He is a computer expert, not a geek.

At her age, my mother
doesn't have much choice anymore.

Men without women are sad people
or their ex are picking up their money.

Your timing is bad. You go back to
your mother, who has a new boyfriend.

That's just good timing.
Festivals, fashion models, shows.

I follow my mother during Fashion Week.

You think mannequins will see you ?
- You can count on it.

We maybe friends,
but I do not have your head.

Your mother goes to all those
parties with her new boyfriend.

I've got things under control.

You know the acronym DLTW ?
Doesn't Live Trough Winter.

This is a DLTJ. Doesn't Live Through Fall.
I give him a week.

10 days later...

What do you wanna see ?
-What do you got.

A comedy ?
- I love comedy's.

Listen, I got...
- Yes ?

I got 'Blazing Saddles'.
- 'Blazing Saddles'? ls that a drama?

No, this one is made by Mel Brooks.
I'll think you will like it.

Dear Lolo.
Now you have to go to sleep.

Drinking again.
Eloi is greedy.

Come on, sleep.

Don't cry, baby.

Sweet of you to help organize my mother.
Paintings do belong on the wall?

Mummy, what are you doing ?
- I hold the screws.

Buying polonium on the darknet

Very nice.

Did you see your first painting?
Nice, hè?

Nice.

Do we hang another one ?
-That one.

What a lovely day.

This is white.

The designer said; as white as possible.

Now she looks grey.
- No, this is white, white, white.

Do something about it.
- This is a disaster.

The colors do not harmonize.
- We have 45 minutes.

We change the gel. We have
15 minutes to see if it works.

15 minutes.

Are you still with...
- Yes, we see each other constantly.

Pretty long for a one-night stand.
Eventually we complement each other well.

You are focused and clitoral
He is a licker. That fits well.

You are vaginally,
you do not understand it.

I do not have to wait 10 years
for an altruist to pamper me.

About vaginal speaking,
Tomorrow I go to Greece.

I cannot go to that charity evening
Is your friend coming along?

Lolo's will sort out clothes with him.
- Is Lolo going to help him?

They get along well together.
They always talk about computers.

Isn't that for me?
- No.

You always steal from my bowl.
- You are annoying.

Far out that view on the Eiffeltower.
- You only see a part of it.

Is that your daughter? She's pretty.
- That's Sabine, same age as you.

Look.

Don't you have anything else ?

I do not know if I will be in the
mood, Friday.

I don't know anybody, don't feel at ease.
- Stop it, Jean.

You know me. That's enough.

If she asked you,
then it is important to her.

Do you think ?
- Ofcourse.

I'm glad you are together.
A whole load of my shoulders.

She had a hard time with men in
the recent years. They all took off.

It's not easy at her age.
I am counting on you.

You can.

You beige jacket didn't seem bad.
- I'll put it on.

Look.

No ?
-No. Shall we go shopping ?

Ok. Great.

Silly one.

ln the future.

What are you looking at ?

They got Welman camera's
in the corners. Insane.

With storage for multiple peta-
octetten. Unbelievable for a museum.

Sophisticated technology.
- That is normal.

This is Beaubourg.
Not the Marinemuseum in Quimper.

Pardon.

Your constantly scratching.
Are you allergic to art or something?

No, it started in the metro.

Let me see.

You are all red. is that eczema ?

No, I've never had that before.
It itches everywhere.

I'll call as someone who knows everything
about skin diseases.

I'll be right back.
- Skin diseases ?

Am I interuptting ?
You know all about venereal diseases.

That's my specialty.
Can I call you back? I'm busy.

No, this is urgent.
-Jean is red all over his body.

That's because of the food.
-Even On his dick?

You told me that he was so clean.

Do you think it is AIDS?
- Stop it.

You nag about this for 25 years.

You do not call the AIDS line to ask
if you get this from blow-jobs.

Calm down, calm down.
I'm sure it is not that.

Then what is it?
-I do not know.

Don't touch him tonight.
Kiss.

Everthing allright?
Yeah, my best friend.

She's a hypochondriac.
Do you know that?

It is a Greek word.
-Oh my God.

Everything is Greek.
- But your smile is so French.

The Greeks ...

Very interesting film.
The cine-novel.

Tommorrow you have to see a doctor.
I know a good one, a friend.

Maybe it's a virus.
I also feel a little rickety.

Hopefully you didn't get it from me.
- What?

That virus that makes me itch.
If it is a virus.

I have to go to bed early. Do you mind
when I sleep alone? I'm broken.

We have not eaten yet.
- Never mind. I'm feeling bad.

I try to be honest.
But there are so many.

Do you think that's crazy?
- No, but I do not see them anymore.

Have a nice evening.
- Ok.

See you tomorrow.
We call.

Beautiful.
- Everything fine?

I'm itching all over. And Jean too.

You do use ant-conception? ln the
Southwest are many swinger clubs.

Oh yeah?
- Of course.

Southwest ...

Foie gras, rugby ...

Swingers clubs?

Swingers clubs Biarritz.

The Libertines of the Foie Gras.

I don't see anything special. Do you
recently have been in the countryside?

Surely you come from the countryside?
No, from Biarritz.

You see.
It is the change of environment.

You were in clean air
and now you are in Paris.

You can't cope with pollution.

Another cause me be the dust in your
flat. Where do you live?

ln the towers of Beaugrenelle.
- That's built with everything.

Wash your clothes and have your
apartment cleaned.

It's superficial.
Violet can rest assured.

She called me to let you do some tests.

There is a lab here, you
can come right away.

Urethra Grow, HIV 1 and 2, gonorrhea ...

herpes simplex 1 and 2,
hepatitis B and C, chlamydia ...

trichomonas, syphilis and soft chancre.

You're kidding.
- And HPV.

That's a new one.
- A new one?

Cancer by fellatio and cunnilingus.
You know, like Michael Douglas.

That actor.

40,000 for the food, that's impossible.

Without candlesticks then?
- No that is not possible.

I will find something.

How are you, kitty?
- I left my cell phone at home.

The key is still in my jeans.
Can I have yours?

Make sure you get it back.
I want to be able to reach you.

Lulu, how is it?
You lost a lot of weight.

We're gonna play basketball.
Fitness Training.

I've overdone with Jean-René.
Because of my fear of diseases.

Did you let him do all those tests?

Try to make it up again.
Surprise him at his work and go have lunch.

Then he has a nice day.
- Good idea.

I do not even know where that is.

Play. Come on, play.
- No, I attack.

Let's go smoke a cigarette.

You have your cell phone or with you.
- That's a trick.

Then she gives me her keys,
and she stays with her friend.

I'm fed up with that panting all night.
I'm tolerant, but this is going too far.

I don't feel at home anymore.

You're right,
he makes abuse of it.

She picks him up at work.
- On His dick.

Bravo, walking was faster.

Thanks for the tour.

Thank you.

I have to do all those tests.
You forgot Ebola.

That is not an STI.
- The Dish of the day.

The Eloi father was cheating on me. ln my
industry everyone does it with everyone.

I have difficulties with trust.

Mrs?
- The green beans.

Violet, I have been married for 20 years.

And those swap clubs then ?
- What ?

Thank you. And since that time ?
- Nothing much special.

Sorry about those tests.
- That's nothing.

Just some blood and a swab
into my urethra.

That must have hurt.
- Horrible.

Sorry.

You are a little bit crazy,
but I like that.

Honestly ?

A few years back I had almost something.

Not a contagious disease, an accident.

An accident ? What had happened ?

I do not talk about it,
but since then I relativize more.

ls being with me better than
lying in a coma?

I still hesitate.

Over the last years did you do it
with or without a condom ?

Just joking.
- I hope so.

But ofcourse I did it without a condom.

'Les Miz'? You mean "Les Miserables"?

You know a lot of literature.
Victor Hugo was a French writer.

What?

She picks up the keys at Paulette.
- Everthing allright?

No, there is a problem.
We cannot go to my place.

Where are you staying?
- In a small hotel.

After the sauce go buy a nice chicken,
with the right texture and firmness.

He's tough, he talks to me,
he has his own vibration.

You have a relationship with the animal,
you are connected to it.

Even if I'm still alive
and he will be dead.

Don't be intimidated. It's just a
chicken. Do it in one piece in the pan.

So you have the time
to cut your vegetables ...

and to make the trimmings ...
- I got it.

Violets, how sweet.

It smells delicious.
- I'm making Basque chicken.

Tasty, after a long day of work.
- That's my favorite dish.

If it is as good as with Jojo
I will marry you.

Did you invite somebody?

No, that's my iPad
with recipes Beigbeder.

You're such a snob.
- Not good?

Lovely.

Antidepressants -
watch out with alcohol

How are you doing ? I don't have time now.

I'm at a charity evening
for the homeless, organised by Violette.

With many stars.

There's that one.
What's his name again?

No, it's not him.

And all beautiful girls.
It's in a subway station.

There's Lolo.
Lolo ...

Lolo ...

Karl, may I introduce you?
This is Jean, my friend.

Nice to meet you.
- Likewise.

I admire your work.
- That's very kind.

I follow your collections closely.

It's fits well ... It's looks well.
- Both, I hope.

Jean has just come to live in Paris.

Glad you came, Karl.
- My pleasure.

Who would not come for you?

Bravo for No. 5, that smells delicious.
- That was there for me.

That would not be known internationally
without you and Marilyn Monroe.

He should also talk to others.
- There Is a small problem.

Cann't it wait?
- No, it's an emergency.

I'll be fine five minutes all alone.

Did I behave to obvious with Karl?
- No, not that.

But ... No, everything went well.

Go to the bar, I'll be back.

Lolo, did you pick that crazy jacket?

No, he did it himself.
- Please take care of him for five minutes.

Hello, JR.
- You didn't see me just yet.

Cheers. You see, it's pretty relaxed.

Your mother introduced me to
Karl Lagerfeld.

I talked to him.
- Go make a selfie with him.

No. Do you think?
- That will impress your daughter.

I do not know.
- Take a sip, it will relax you.

Francesca ... I'll be going.

Okay thanks.

Violet, what's that for kind of a friend?

Listen ... I know.

Look.

No...
- Enough. His dick saved my life.

Where is that electrician?

8000 euros. Your purchase
has been confirmed.

This is Violette.
Violette ...

Excuse me. That's better.

For my daughter.

Good evening.

I can't. Where is he?

This is out of focus.

Thank you, Karl.
Here, a kiss.

We go.
- Carlito.

Jean, you snore.
I have to work hard tomorrow.

Go lay on your side.
On your side.

Damn.

Sorry. Yes?

Do I interrupt you?
- Well ...

I cannot live together.
Jean-René is drunk and he snores.

You did wanted real life?
-I cannot sleep.

I've tried to masturbate,
but even that fails.

I think he just throws up.

He throws up, you masturbate.
Really rock and roll.

I hang up.

Slut.

Violette?
- JR?

Nice start of the weekend. Medoc?
- No, never more champagne again.

Pretty, that beach. Where is that?

It's a shoulder.

I need a right elbow.
Do you have a minute?

What does that mean?

A surprise for mom. It's for my new
exhibition. Don't say anything.

Does it take much longer?

It hardens
and then we let it dry.

Jean, Lolo?
- What's she doing here?

Don't move.
You just sit there and say nothing.

Where is he? Jean?
Lolo, you're here.

I've forgotten my notebook.
You don't respond to my text messages.

I asked you if you wanted to bring him
along.I cannot do anything without the book

I've been busy.

It was terrible yesterday. Jean-René
did strange things, he was drunk.

I do not know if Karl's
lets me do his next show.

You are kidding me.
- I'm furious.

I thought: It's okay.
He is kind and has a big dick.

But he's a peasant from Biarritz.
- You Exaggerate.

He looked idiot. With that leather
jacket he looked like Johnny Haliday.

Or the dog of Johnny Haliday.
So ridiculous.

Your fed up with that
peasant from Biarritz.

Couldn't you have said something?
- So now it's my fault?

Jean...

Sorry.
- Regrets, then all is well.

Do not you want me anymore?
No, I'm just a sucker with a big dick.

And a bad taste.
Your son has chosen the jacket.

Do not involve Lolo.
- No, he is untouchable.

What am I? A dog waiting for you while you
party and celebrate with bigshots.

I said you were nice.

And a big dick, that's a compliment.
- If You see it that way.

Who do you think I am?
And who are you?

A man of 45
picking up a peasant from Biarritz.

I did not mean it like that.
Do not be so unkind.

Unkind? As I said 45?
I do not want to see you anymore.

ln my work everything is about appearances.

Everyone is young and beautiful.
- Then you should work on your fat ass.

Her notebook.

Does it hurt?
- Yes very much.

Does it hurt?
Yes, literally and figuratively.

Sir Obedient, ma'am.
- I'm called Bravé, with é.

Okay, Mr. Bravé.
It is still broken.

It was not broken. Now it is?

Yes, there is a fracture
in the right radius.

You already had plaster,
you knew that your arm was broken.

He was not broken.
I posed for a work of art.

Now when you get new plaster,
you will break it again?

Is it a kind of happening?

What is he talking about?

What are you talking about?
- You break it, as happening.

Thanks for the soup, but I'm
not sick, my arm is broken.

I can manage myself.

Damn.

Here, you can't do anything with
your left hand. I knew that already.

Come on.

Cut it out, cut it out,
Cut it out, silly one.

It's too gloomy, Jean.

It's not pretty, but practical.
And you can see the Eiffel Tower.

You're scammed.
- I know.

I've never told anyone,
but you want to come and live with me?

For a while.

You do love your peasant
with his big dick, huh?

And you love your Parisienne
with her fat ass.

Your phone was off. How are you?

Is it not too little early?
- Fortunately you're back.

Come on in.

It doesn't work.
- Why not?

I've done something stupid. I've Jean-
René asked to move in with me.

He came with all his boxes.
I flipped completely.

Your exciting life. Coffee?
- No, that gives me palpitations.

fidget,
even now when you fuck again.

ln your work are you so sure,
but beyond that...

You should fuck boys from 25 years old.
But you bring the loosers into your home.

You have to do something about that.
- I know.

I'm tired. I'm too fat
to work in the mode.

He comes with his boxes, Lolo is still
there ... - Kick her out.

Who?
- Lolo.

I cannot do that.
- He does not care of you.

Like my daughter.

At that age they are all
autistic. Throw him out anyway.

You've only got coffee.
- Do you have green tea?

We'll see eachother tomorrow at
the party, okay?

I cannot throw him out.
- Yes you can.

Hello, good day.

Violette.
- Ah, Violette.

I'm Sakis.
- Of course.

Nice to meet you.
Coffee and a cigarette.

Did you bring him?
- You have inspired me.

You need to import men.
See you tomorrow. Don't worry.

Are we going to do something
with the 4 of us? Food, I mean.

Not something else, not right away.

Listen, Lolo, I have to ...

Your notebook you were looking for.
- Thank you dear.

You're welcome.
- What I wanted to tell you ...

Jeans arm is also your fault.
Why was he wearing a cast?

It was a surprise for you.

I'm going to exhibit at Galerie Keller:
Trauma.

ln Galerie Keller? Wonderful, bravo,
pussy. I'm so proud of you.

You can also ask Audrey,
to make it up.

No, that is all over now.
You and I are now orphans.

What?

I cannot leave Jean alone.

After all you've said,
He has forgiven you?

He moves in with me for a while.
So I can take care of him.

How long?
- A while.

It's dusty in his apartment,
and he is allergic.

Are you sure? You have nothing in common.
Where are you going to talk about?

We do have something in common.
We can get along well together.

Otherwise we make a child or so.

Then we have something in common.
- Are you crazy? At your age?

Then you get a Mongol.

Do you really want the best for me...?
Sometimes you say things ...

Listen, you have to find another place
for your paintings and sculptures.

It becomes too much.
Your materials stink very much.

You have to be careful with that.
Niki de Saint-Phalle's died because of it.

You're right.

At Lulu they have an attic
that they don't use.

I can work over there.
- Very good.

I can also move in with him.
- Why not?

Not a bad idea. A perfect idea.

I cannot let you do that all by
yourself. Your arm is also my fault.

Thanks, that's nice.
- You're welcome.

I see that my mother really likes you.
- I am glad you say that.

I did not know what you would say
if she asked you to leave.

It was my idea. You need
your place and I need mine.

Otherwise we are such a reconstituted
family from a bad comedy.

You're always welcome, Lolo.
You can come whenever you want.

We will not touch your room.
- That's very kind.

Thank you. You're Lulu, eh?
Nice to meet you.

You take the big box, Lulu.

Carrying that box up the stairs
is a good workout.

Just give it to me. You don't carry
anything. Just keep the door open.

Is that alright?
- We are young.

Thanks for the help, really.
Thank you very much.

We got everything, I guess.
- Wait, my computer.

The black bag.
- That is still in the car.

On the front seat.

Do you see somebody with
a black computer bag?

Are you sure?
- Yes, later on it looks I have stolen it.

We found your computer.

Satisfied?
He was not stolen by an Arab.

I asked something.
You don't need to bring in the UN.

More and more peasants are coming
to this neighborhood.

Your a peasant yourself.

Excuse me?
- No nothing.

Have a nice evening.
- You too.

My whole life is in that bag.
My new program.

Don't you have a backup?
- Yes, on the bench.

But I have made some changes
when I was over here.

We go. See you later.
- See you later.

Thanks again.

The boys really helped me this afternoon.

Lolo called me, his back hurts.
- Oh, dear.

I was very strict with him.
- He seemed very fit.

He has a good time with his friend.

He needs to stand on his own feet.

He has an Oedipus complex.

You've already hurt his rib when you
fell on him. He is very fragile.

You always worry for him.
- Yes, a little bit.

I'll miss you,
when are you coming back from Milan?

The night after tomorrow. It wil
be over ... No, it takes too long.

Look.

What are you doing now? No no no.

Hi, sweetie. How are you?
How's La Scala?

If you're ready earlier,
then come home tomorrow morning.

I will not be there.

I got that appointment
with the big boss of the bank.

Yes, that is tomorrow at eight o'clock.

You don't need to hurry.
Take a later flight.

A kiss, mi amor.
- Amore Mio.

Yes, I was about to say that.

Good morning, Mr. Dutertre.

Good morning, Mr. Dutertre.

Good morning, Mr. Dutertre.

Nice to meet you.
The pleasure is all mine.

I proudly show you the software that will
manage your complete information system.

I have been working on it for 20 years.
You will not be disappointed.

I've calculated that you will gain
10 to 20 microseconds per order.

That translates into
millions of euros more per day.

I love to contribute to earnings
the CRDF and its shareholders.

A genius?
No, I'm just excited.

Say it Jean-René.

Gently, he sleeps.

Again, Where did you come from?
- from Slovakia.

I love Slovakia.

He never see her again.

It was really a hell for him.

You know the famous saying of
Churchill. Or maybe you don't.

"If you're going through hell,
then keep walking." So is his life.

How can someone have so much bad luck?
- Which is unfair.

He must be lonely,
after all what happened.

He's staying here,
because he does not have a place to sleep.

Even though in eight months he will be
the richest man in France.

Until then friendship is
the only thing he wants.

The warmth, the touch.
Waking up next to a woman.

Or two.

Jean...

Jean-René ...

Wake up.

What is that? Who are they?

Get out of here, I don't want
to see anymore. - Violette ...

Who are you?

Violette, wait. Darling.

Wait a second.
- Don't touch me.

Marius, are you okay?
- Marius? I don't know who they are.

Tell them to go away.
Get dressed.

Wait.
-Let me.

I do not know how they got into my bed.
- All Your perverted books.

Calm down a bit.
- And your crazy clothes.

We are sorry. We just wanted to help.

You had such a tragic life.
- Tragic life?

What did you tell them?

I told them you were almost dead
and put everything into perspective?

That's what I do now.
- I see them for the first time.

We didn't want to cause trouble.
- Get lost.

This is ridiculous.
- lndeed.

Did you forget that you fucked them?
- Wait a second.

Stay away from me.
- Violette.

How can you think I'm interested in
two blondes of 20 years of age?

So that was it.
"Then take a plane later."

"I have an appointment at eight o'clock."
- Damn, 20 past 8.

I had 20 minutes ago an appointment.
The most important one of my life.

We sort this out when I get back.
Nothing happened.

You're a coward, flee.

I love you.
- I don't love you.

Violette, I love you.
- I will be back.

What was that?
- What are you doing there?

I've lost Lulu's key.
We were drunk last night.

What is this for kind of story.
And those two girls in bed with Jean?

Two girls? I know nothing about that.

Oh yeah. They were with me.
I took them home last night.

They were stuck in the wrong room.
- Are you kidding me?

You cover up for him for sure.
Men Solidarity.

In front of the eyes of your mother.
- It is not that bad.

All those parties, and he never had
seen a mannequin. What would you do?

Like a child in a huge toy store.

I don't understand.
I thought he loved me.

Don't make such a drama.
What did you think?

That you would grow old together?
With slippers at your feet?

Yes. I was naive to believe that.

Annoying if you have no sense of humor
anymore. I don't like to see you this way.

I wish you would meet a nice man.

Then you wouldn't have such a rotten life.

Do not answer it.

With me. Your son has put
those girls in my bed.

I love you, Violette.

Jean-René, come on.
We've been waiting very long for you.

It did not go my way.
- This Is Mr. Dutertre.

CEO of CRDF Europe.
He comes to see the new system.

You are late.
- The pleasure is all mine.

I am proud that I
can show you my software ...

which will change the entire
information system of CRDF.

The code, Mr. Dufour.

You will not be disappointed.
I worked on it for 20 years already.

According to my settlement ...
calculation, you lost already 10 seconds.

You will be 10 to 20 milliseconds per order
are faster.

It's entirely my pleasure.

The gain is millions of euro's.

Multiple million of euro's per day.
Several millions.

I'm glad I can contribute
to the success ...

of the bank and its shareholders.
From all rural euros ...

That's impossible.
- What?

A small problem.
That's not possible.

He's stuck.
- Restart the computer.

Fuck you, you capitalist pig.

Stop acting.
It's a virus.

Are you sure?
That's impossible?

Call Technical Support
for the emergency protocol.

What's this?

Stop him, stop him.

You don't answer. What are you doing?
Are you still fucking around?

Since you have your Greek,
you are ignoring me.

I've caught Jean-René with two
hookers in my bed.

I'm going to get antidepressants
and tranquilizers. Call me.

Itching Powder.
Damn, my alarm clock.

Now what is this? Damn.

Renaud.

Jean-René.

What a little jerk.

Dombo. Poisoning.

He is ill.

With Violette, please leave a message.

I have the evidence.
Your son is behind everything.

He is taking a shower,
I am in his room.

I've got his diary.
He wants to destroy me, kill me.

He has poisoned me.
He sprinkled itching powder.

He drugged me that night.

Those girls in our bed,
that was him.

He first gave me a D,
then a C and a B.

He cannot handle it that we love
eachother. He has ruined my life.

He has infected my program.
I kill him.

Murdering me? You think you solve
everything with my mother and your work?

Itching Powder, how old are you?
- That can be used at any age.

I feel anger.
I want to make a deal with you.

Me too.

I swear I'll drop it.

Say excuse me.
- Get Me in, motherfucker.

Say exxcuse me.
- I Will never do that.

I will let you go.

Jean-René Brave.
Don't let his name fool you.

WaHe has been interregated because
of vandalism and aggression.

And is the maker of the computer virus
Eat my shit, you capitalist pig.

Literally translated:
Eat my shit, capitalist pig.

Responsible for the closure of the
CRDF, one of our largest banks.

This cyber-terrorist has infiltrated
the banking environment ...

by posing as an honest
computer scientist from the countryside.

As always in these cases
the media exaggerate.

He is not a Chinese, Russian
or Basque cyber-terrorist.

Jesus, he is known.
- Yes, thanks to me.

But in prison.

I have nothing with cyber terrorism.
My computer has been hacked.

What evidence do you have for that?

Can you boot the system again?

Give me 48 hours
and the password of the system ...

and a computer connected to the CRDF.

Patrick.

There is a doctor for the plaster.

Oh, shit.

To which group do you belong?
- Do you have any contact with Assange?

I'm a computer scientist.
I'm not pretending to be somebody else.

Do you work for a Chinese bank?
- For whom do you work?

For nobody.

What is this crazy man doing here?

A paranoid psychosis.
He accuses Lolo of everything.

Imagine, a cyber terrorist.

He has hidden it well.

Lolo also left. He says
I just get crazy people in the house.

He doesn't feel safe here.

Why are they all mad?
- Everything is not working in your favor.

And Lolo got JR's elbow in his side.
Since then he has pain.

He said he had a bruse on his pancreas.

This can develop into cancer.

Pancreatic cancer.

We are back.

Succeeded. Everything is working again.

Sleep ...
-Jean-René, Jean-René ...

two months later

He is much in Athens. But I want
to be with him all the time.

I'm totally in love with him.
And I learned a lot:

Did you know clitoris meant
'small hill' in Greek?

Clitoridia.
Nice right?

Whenever I talk about Sakis,
you look glum.

No, that's not it.

Why do not you call him?
- just Like all the others he disappeared.

He has another mobile number.
- You can ask my niece.

That's the girlfriend of his daughter.
- No, not a good idea.

Is Lolo back to Audrey? - Apparently,
though he still lives at home.

Hello, Violette.
- Hello, Annabelle.

Hello Mama.

Everything alright, darling?
- Stop investigating me.

I hate her.
- Shall we go inside?

I've always felt the need
to express my sorrow in my work.

That all began
with an injury to my rib.

An injury?
- The weapon was an elbow.

Where do you get your inspiration?
- From Life.

From my life.
It is an auto-biographic project.

I have thjis, my whole life, with me.
- Very Interesting.

Yes, very.

"The umbrellas of death."
- That Lolo is really crazy.

He's probably more boring than you.
- No, that's something else.

He is a true psychopath.
- How do you mean?

Say it.
- In exchange for what?

I cancel your debt.
- Not bad.

A text message from Clementine
with the number. I will send it to you.

Forget it.
- Too late.

I have to tell you something.

Come with me.

Jean-René told you once
everything came through Lolo?

He was right.
- That's not possible.

And that boy 10 years ago, didn't he
say that Lolo was responsable for it?

Bertrand?
- And Ludo, and Gary ...

Gary? When Lolo was seven.

It's not because of him that he
left for Thailand?

And that boy who ruined all your
cashmere sweaters?

Lolo, where are you? We go.
- I coming.

Impossible.
- You thought Mathieu was a bad father.

Because he let Lolo waiting at school.
- For hours.

Annabelle just tells me
that Lolo always was hiding.

What?
- He hid himself.

He said that himself to Annabelle:

Then mom argued with Dad
and he left.

With Violette, I wanted to hear
how you were doing.

It's going better.
- That's a relief.

I wanted to go for a few days to Biarritz.

It seems to be nice in the winter.

lndeed, but it's more fun in
London in the winter.

ln London?

Everything fine? Whats the suitecase for?

If you do not leave, I'm going.

I put 3000. euro on your account.
After then you have to see for yourself.

What are you talking about? - You must
be on your own feet, I'm leaving.

You are overreacting.
- I am not, I'm leaving.

Where are you going?
- That's non of your business.

Are you having your period or something?
- No, I have enough of it.

Calm down a bit.
You're completely tensed.

Let me leave.

What's wrong with you?
So far everything went well.

You want me to leave.
- Yes.

If I have a new friend,
you ruin it.

What are you talking about?
You're always with those loosers.

I've read your diary.
- Diary?

Everything is in there.
You've made them all mad.

Oh, that diary. That is conceptual.

My new project: biographical fiction.

It is nothing.
- I do not believe you anymore.

Because of you I am alone all these years.

Half of it left
because you are annoying.

Where are you going? Back to such a fool
where I need to help you to get rid of?

You're crazy. Jean was right.
- Jean-René?

You're going to that JR? Have you forgotten
he wanted to murder me?

It's a dangerous lunatic.
An egocentric psychopath.

He will cuts you to pieces and eat you up.
Do you want that?

You leave me for him?

I cannot leave you,
I cut the umbilical cord.

You go away when you've done everything
to hold me.

Do not you remember you said every night
that I was your great love?

You're my son. Mothers do say
that to their sons.

I believed it. I believed it, Mom.

I'm Sorry.

I should not have done it.
- No, wait, look.

I'll explain:
we start over again.

I was immature.
But I'll never do it again.

Childish things.
I know I've hurt you.

But now I've changed.

I'm grown up.
I'm going to live somewhere else.

We will see each other every now
and then, on Sunday. I'll go into therapy.

But the umbilical cord is cut.
I feel good.

Then I will go.

Do you really leave me alone, Mother?
Now I'm doing so bad.

Now I suffer so. If you go,
I will kill myself.

Mommy, my soft-boiled eggs.

Everything fine?

Will you live in London?
- No, I only will stay for three days.

But three days? Too bad.

There is a taxi.
We first put your luggage away.

When I removed the virus within
48 hours, they have adopted me.

from the treatment-house
directly to the City.

ln a few months
you are no longer the naive Man ...

I've fallen in love.
- Don't fool me.

I thought it was cute.

Now you become a financial shark.
Whether that will work ...

Hold on, Violette.
I'm still the same.

We saw several homeless
and you have given them nothing.

I have not seen them.

Wait, I have to go.
- Me too.

I have to go.
- Wait.

Do you remember where it is?

What is everything big overhere.

Hey.

You cannot just walk around
like that, Sabine.

She has a key.
In case she is in the neighbourhood.

Of course.

Sabine, say it as if will sleep here.
- Yes Yes.

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