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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,655 --> 00:00:32,655 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:45,169 --> 00:00:48,069 Oh, my God, look at that. 3 00:00:48,071 --> 00:00:51,409 It's so sad that they all messed their lives up, those people. 4 00:00:54,077 --> 00:00:56,914 Say, why did the bum vote for Obama? 5 00:00:59,615 --> 00:01:01,682 You're supposed to say, "Why?" 6 00:01:01,684 --> 00:01:03,453 Okay. Why? 7 00:01:04,053 --> 00:01:05,720 Because he wanted change. 8 00:01:07,724 --> 00:01:09,761 Wow, that's funny, Mr. Cohen. 9 00:01:11,995 --> 00:01:15,800 - Hey, you remember my cousin Matt, the actor? - Mm-hmm. 10 00:01:16,834 --> 00:01:18,600 Yeah, he's doing a show on Broadway now 11 00:01:18,602 --> 00:01:21,068 and we're gonna tear up the town together. 12 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:22,536 Wow. 13 00:01:22,538 --> 00:01:24,639 Yeah, he knows some of the real cool spots, 14 00:01:24,641 --> 00:01:26,475 real underground places, you know? 15 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:33,482 I thought you were gonna drop me off in the Village. 16 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:34,783 Mr. Cohen, I told you, 17 00:01:34,785 --> 00:01:37,921 your mom said that I need to make sure you get into your meeting. 18 00:01:55,838 --> 00:01:56,807 Traitor. 19 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:32,877 Oh, gosh. 20 00:02:33,609 --> 00:02:34,575 Hi, everyone. 21 00:02:34,577 --> 00:02:36,911 Welcome to the summer semester of Connections. 22 00:02:36,913 --> 00:02:39,613 Over here on this table we've got some clipboards. 23 00:02:39,615 --> 00:02:40,881 That's where you'll register. 24 00:02:40,883 --> 00:02:43,885 If you have any questions about Lit Club, 25 00:02:43,887 --> 00:02:45,020 you can ask Mar. 26 00:02:45,822 --> 00:02:47,389 Paint and Pottery, you can ask Annie. 27 00:02:47,391 --> 00:02:50,592 - She knows everything there is about those groups... - Excuse me, please. 28 00:02:50,594 --> 00:02:55,897 And if you have any question about Drama Dreams, we have Sarah and Sammy. 29 00:02:55,899 --> 00:02:58,199 They can tell you anything you need to know about those. 30 00:02:58,201 --> 00:03:01,101 Would you like to talk a little bit about Drama Dreams? 31 00:03:01,103 --> 00:03:02,771 - Yes! - Okay. 32 00:03:02,773 --> 00:03:04,642 - Yes, Dorsey. - All right, here you go. 33 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:09,277 Hi, everyone. Welcome. 34 00:03:09,279 --> 00:03:12,647 Drama Dreams is... is a wonderful, 35 00:03:12,649 --> 00:03:16,250 magnificent opportunity and way to shine 36 00:03:16,252 --> 00:03:18,018 and do a little mix and match. 37 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:20,021 And we do a lot of... a great deal of acting 38 00:03:20,023 --> 00:03:24,092 and improvisation and spontaneous performances 39 00:03:24,094 --> 00:03:25,659 and... that are so flexible. 40 00:03:25,661 --> 00:03:28,129 You go with the flow. 41 00:03:28,131 --> 00:03:29,931 And it's very unscripted, so... 42 00:03:31,868 --> 00:03:33,735 This is such a good prawn. 43 00:03:33,737 --> 00:03:36,204 - Yeah. - The music's really great. 44 00:03:36,206 --> 00:03:37,372 Yeah. 45 00:03:37,374 --> 00:03:40,742 Because if you saw what happened with Bernie Madoff 46 00:03:40,744 --> 00:03:42,343 and all the other people 47 00:03:42,345 --> 00:03:45,046 and AIG and Lehman Brothers, 48 00:03:45,048 --> 00:03:48,816 we were kinda like bookies, or so I found out later on. 49 00:03:48,818 --> 00:03:52,386 - And then, kinda like... - Wait, who's Bernie Madoff? 50 00:03:52,388 --> 00:03:56,091 He's a man who ripped off investors. 51 00:03:56,093 --> 00:04:00,295 His initials are B.M. for a good reason. 52 00:04:00,297 --> 00:04:03,034 Because he is a human bowel movement. 53 00:04:04,368 --> 00:04:06,700 I know it's your first time here. 54 00:04:06,702 --> 00:04:10,639 Downstairs, there's, I think, this juice bar. 55 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:13,074 They've got this really good kale shake down there 56 00:04:13,076 --> 00:04:15,843 if you wanna do a little juicing with me. 57 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:19,681 What is it with the fruity music in this place? 58 00:04:19,683 --> 00:04:21,618 Do you have a problem with the music? 59 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:26,121 Oh no, man. It's cool, it's cool. I'm good. 60 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:29,356 Who's the new initiate and what's wrong with him? 61 00:04:29,358 --> 00:04:33,928 Well, I guess it's just, you know, sensory overload. 62 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:37,832 I don't have a problem. I'm just passing through. 63 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:39,737 I bet you say that to all the boys. 64 00:04:43,005 --> 00:04:44,007 Mom! 65 00:04:45,142 --> 00:04:46,877 I'm not going back there! 66 00:04:49,012 --> 00:04:50,178 Hold on. 67 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,182 Mom! 68 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:56,887 I said I'm not going back there! 69 00:04:57,921 --> 00:04:59,320 You want to go to jail, David? 70 00:04:59,322 --> 00:05:01,091 You want to ruin your father's life? 71 00:05:02,091 --> 00:05:03,661 Dad, make her stop! 72 00:05:05,295 --> 00:05:07,428 I mean, I know she hates me, 73 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:10,899 and she just wants me to roll up and die 74 00:05:10,901 --> 00:05:13,734 and... and wants me jump off a goddamn roof. 75 00:05:13,736 --> 00:05:16,036 David, give it a rest. Okay? 76 00:05:16,038 --> 00:05:19,940 It's not therapy. It's a fruitcake place. 77 00:05:19,942 --> 00:05:23,445 Like the judge said, you show up, you sign your name, 78 00:05:23,447 --> 00:05:25,779 six weeks later: dismissed. 79 00:05:25,781 --> 00:05:29,120 Maybe next time, don't tell pig jokes to a cop. 80 00:05:30,887 --> 00:05:32,857 And what the hell am I gonna tell Angie? 81 00:05:33,389 --> 00:05:34,488 Who's Angie? 82 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:36,127 She's the girl that I'm seeing. 83 00:05:37,327 --> 00:05:38,325 I thought her name was Melinda. 84 00:05:38,327 --> 00:05:40,794 No, that didn't work out between me and Melinda. 85 00:05:40,796 --> 00:05:42,262 If Angie has a problem with this, 86 00:05:42,264 --> 00:05:44,733 her mother can give me a call. 87 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:48,102 Ooh! 88 00:05:49,473 --> 00:05:51,371 Aah! 89 00:05:51,373 --> 00:05:53,810 - David, please. - Aah! 90 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,846 Sorry. I can't help it. I'm trying. 91 00:05:58,815 --> 00:05:59,981 I don't belong there, Mom. 92 00:05:59,983 --> 00:06:02,282 I don't like the look of the people at that place 93 00:06:02,284 --> 00:06:03,585 any better than you do. 94 00:06:03,587 --> 00:06:07,354 But if you don't do this, you won't be able to leave the state. 95 00:06:07,356 --> 00:06:10,224 No Florida, no beach club. 96 00:06:10,226 --> 00:06:13,294 You'll spend the rest of the year stuck up here with Aunt Rudy. 97 00:06:13,296 --> 00:06:15,130 Is that what you want? 98 00:06:15,132 --> 00:06:16,231 No. 99 00:06:16,233 --> 00:06:17,832 Just get it over with then 100 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:20,135 so everything can go back to normal. 101 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:23,203 Mmm! 102 00:06:23,205 --> 00:06:24,505 Oh, sweetheart. 103 00:06:24,507 --> 00:06:26,875 Come, let's have some fruit. 104 00:06:26,877 --> 00:06:29,310 You go lie down with some fruit, 105 00:06:29,312 --> 00:06:33,784 maybe a cool bath, your pj's. 106 00:07:15,491 --> 00:07:17,959 Hi. I'm Mar. What's your name? 107 00:07:17,961 --> 00:07:19,460 My name is Sammy. 108 00:07:19,462 --> 00:07:21,563 It's nice to meet you, Sammy. 109 00:07:21,565 --> 00:07:23,431 It's nice to meet you, Mar. 110 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:27,501 I'm so happy that you are here in this organization 111 00:07:27,503 --> 00:07:29,974 that my parents really helped found. 112 00:07:31,173 --> 00:07:31,972 That's so... 113 00:07:31,974 --> 00:07:34,177 And Connections is a branch of that. 114 00:07:35,611 --> 00:07:38,580 Oops. Sorry to cut you off, Sammy. 115 00:07:38,582 --> 00:07:41,582 I have trouble reading non-verbal cues 116 00:07:41,584 --> 00:07:44,354 'cause of my vision impairment. 117 00:07:51,861 --> 00:07:53,126 That's okay, Mar. 118 00:07:53,128 --> 00:07:56,397 I'm always respectful to people around me. 119 00:07:56,399 --> 00:07:58,202 Their needs and their wishes. 120 00:07:58,969 --> 00:08:00,467 That's so cool. 121 00:08:03,005 --> 00:08:05,606 Mar and Sammy, that was great. Thank you so much. 122 00:08:05,608 --> 00:08:08,178 Who wants to go next? 123 00:08:08,978 --> 00:08:10,411 Sarah. All right. 124 00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:11,382 Who's gonna partner with Sarah? 125 00:08:12,949 --> 00:08:15,048 Andrew, how about you? 126 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:16,752 Haven't heard from you much today. 127 00:08:20,623 --> 00:08:22,091 Okay. 128 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,095 Hey, David. 129 00:08:28,298 --> 00:08:30,130 We're gonna stick with the same thing. 130 00:08:30,132 --> 00:08:33,500 Friendly conversations with people who we maybe have just met 131 00:08:33,502 --> 00:08:35,270 or don't know very well. 132 00:08:35,272 --> 00:08:36,437 Does that sound okay? 133 00:08:36,439 --> 00:08:38,039 Yeah, sounds like a plan. 134 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:40,310 All right. David, sound okay to you? 135 00:08:41,578 --> 00:08:42,910 Yeah. 136 00:08:42,912 --> 00:08:45,178 Okay. Go for it. 137 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:49,016 So, David, what would you like to talk about? 138 00:08:49,018 --> 00:08:54,121 Do you like to speak about movies, operas, 139 00:08:54,123 --> 00:08:58,159 ballets, Broadway musicals? 140 00:08:58,161 --> 00:08:59,294 No. 141 00:08:59,296 --> 00:09:00,629 Me neither. 142 00:09:00,631 --> 00:09:05,401 I'm not really crazy about speaking about any of that kind of stuff. 143 00:09:09,539 --> 00:09:11,005 Yes, Sarah. 144 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:15,043 Dorsey, David's being really quiet and shy. 145 00:09:15,045 --> 00:09:16,644 He's not participating. 146 00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:20,414 He's not contributing to his fair share in the conversation. 147 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:25,053 He's just being so... really, in dead silence. 148 00:09:25,055 --> 00:09:27,288 So, let's ask the group what they think 149 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:30,558 could help David be more involved in the conversation. 150 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:36,563 I think Sarah threw a little too much information at David all at once. 151 00:09:36,565 --> 00:09:40,068 Sometimes, when you're in a conversation with someone new, 152 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:41,302 that's not good. 153 00:09:41,304 --> 00:09:43,037 It can scare them. 154 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:44,639 Any other suggestions? 155 00:09:44,641 --> 00:09:48,042 You cannot bring up a conversation topic 156 00:09:48,044 --> 00:09:50,010 if neither of you is interested. 157 00:09:50,012 --> 00:09:52,282 So let's find a common interest. 158 00:09:53,315 --> 00:09:55,252 David, you can even pick the interest. 159 00:09:56,719 --> 00:09:58,720 How about the Brooklyn Bridge? 160 00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:01,322 Oh! Okay! That sounds wonderful. 161 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:06,660 Uh... wha... what do you really love and enjoy the most 162 00:10:06,662 --> 00:10:09,664 about doing at the Brooklyn Bridge? 163 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:13,101 I mean, we should really make some plans to go together. 164 00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:15,068 That would be very interesting for both of us. 165 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,038 We can both have a wonderful time together. 166 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,343 We can both jump off the bridge. 167 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:26,414 Dorsey, David's really, really not cooperating with me. 168 00:10:28,151 --> 00:10:31,251 I can't believe she... she actually took me so seriously. 169 00:10:31,253 --> 00:10:33,487 Well, David, I actually think that this would be 170 00:10:33,489 --> 00:10:38,025 a really wonderful homework assignment for the two of you. 171 00:10:38,027 --> 00:10:39,760 You can practice those conversation skills 172 00:10:39,762 --> 00:10:42,031 and come back and share that with the group. 173 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,502 David, I need you to cooperate. 174 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,370 Just missed my freakin' elevator. 175 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:50,638 I just want to get out of this building. 176 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,372 David, that's very irrelevant. 177 00:10:52,374 --> 00:10:54,708 We need to focus on getting our homework assignment completed 178 00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:56,110 that Dorsey assigned us to. 179 00:10:56,112 --> 00:10:57,812 This is very exciting for me. 180 00:10:57,814 --> 00:10:59,813 - Maybe for you... - We want to report... 181 00:10:59,815 --> 00:11:02,283 My job and my responsibility, David, 182 00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:04,419 is to report to Dorsey and keep her posted... 183 00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:08,322 ...on how everything goes that we observe at the Brooklyn Bridge. 184 00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:09,823 We have to make this plan. 185 00:11:09,825 --> 00:11:11,159 We were the one that committed. 186 00:11:11,161 --> 00:11:13,061 We have to stick to our commitments 187 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,263 and plan properly. 188 00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:16,331 Bye. 189 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,366 David, we have to make... We're not planning properly. 190 00:11:18,368 --> 00:11:20,635 We have to plan properly, David. 191 00:11:20,637 --> 00:11:22,539 See you later. Have a nice life. 192 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,726 - Hi. - Hi. 193 00:11:45,728 --> 00:11:47,428 - You must be Angie. - David? 194 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,263 - I'm David. That's right. - So nice to meet you. 195 00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:50,264 - It's great to meet you. - I didn't know 196 00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:52,500 if you were gonna recognize me from the website. 197 00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:56,236 You look even more beautiful than... in person than on your profile. 198 00:11:56,238 --> 00:11:57,404 Oh, my God. 199 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:58,939 Thank you. Oh, my gosh, sorry. 200 00:11:58,941 --> 00:12:04,047 I'm usually not this nervous, but, you know, I rarely meet nice, normal, guys. 201 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,645 Thank you. 202 00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:07,215 Thanks. 203 00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:10,584 - Um, so, do you want anything to eat or anything? - Uh-uh. 204 00:12:10,586 --> 00:12:12,319 You seem hungry or nervous or something... 205 00:12:12,321 --> 00:12:16,591 - No, I'm on this no-carb diet. - Mmm. 206 00:12:16,593 --> 00:12:18,793 So that's all you. 207 00:12:18,795 --> 00:12:21,662 Did you know that milk had carbs in them? 208 00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:23,463 - Wow, milk had carbs. - Yeah. 209 00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:25,799 So, I'm excited about this U2 concert tonight... 210 00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:29,470 Yes, me too! I love U2! 211 00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:30,871 - I love Bono. I'm obsessed with him... - Yes... 212 00:12:30,873 --> 00:12:32,206 I know everything about him, 213 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,909 like his date of birth: May 10, 1960. 214 00:12:35,911 --> 00:12:38,246 - Whoa, 1960... - Yeah. 215 00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:40,213 You kind of look like him a little bit. 216 00:12:40,215 --> 00:12:41,682 Hello, hello! 217 00:12:42,785 --> 00:12:43,818 - Yeah, the glasses... - That's good. 218 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:45,419 That's good. 219 00:12:45,421 --> 00:12:48,291 Um, do you always keep your sunglasses on? 220 00:12:51,694 --> 00:12:52,628 Sorry. 221 00:12:53,695 --> 00:12:55,298 Aah! 222 00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:57,731 Aah! 223 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,798 It's my allergies. 224 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,867 Do you need a napkin? 225 00:13:00,869 --> 00:13:02,272 No, I just... 226 00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:06,243 So, um, you into sports at all? 227 00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:09,677 - Um, sort of. - You heard of Kobe Bryant? 228 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:12,483 Yeah, this morning, he was traded to the LA Rapers. 229 00:13:14,783 --> 00:13:15,816 I'm sorry. That wasn't funny. 230 00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:17,250 I got a funnier one. 231 00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:22,258 "My two favorite things: Jell-O pudding and rape." 232 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:25,261 I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. 233 00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:48,184 Aah! 234 00:13:59,728 --> 00:14:01,996 Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 235 00:14:01,998 --> 00:14:03,965 Sorry. 236 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,302 Angie! 237 00:14:06,735 --> 00:14:07,703 Anj! 238 00:14:09,839 --> 00:14:10,972 Hi. 239 00:15:56,878 --> 00:15:59,449 Such a fucking bum! 240 00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:03,687 Fucking bum! 241 00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:09,423 Welcome to Drama Therapy. 242 00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:10,824 I'm so happy to be here, Delilah. 243 00:16:10,826 --> 00:16:12,226 Excellent. 244 00:16:12,228 --> 00:16:15,096 So, this summer, we're actually gonna be working towards a performance. 245 00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:16,130 - Really? - Ooh! 246 00:16:16,132 --> 00:16:17,365 - Ooh! - Yes. 247 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,665 Ooh, wow! 248 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,467 Yeah, and what we're gonna be doing 249 00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:23,737 is we're going to be exploring who we are. 250 00:16:23,739 --> 00:16:27,475 And then we're gonna be able to show that to the world. 251 00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:29,510 And so one of the things we're gonna do this summer 252 00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:34,715 is we're going to create our performance around the idea of superheroes. 253 00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:35,882 Ooh! 254 00:16:35,884 --> 00:16:38,052 So what I want you guys to be thinking about, 255 00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:41,688 think about, if you had a superhero power, what would it be? 256 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,756 - I love it. - I love it! 257 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,558 - That is fantastic! - Great idea! 258 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,897 I love it. It's just what I've wanted for years. 259 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,912 David. What happened? 260 00:17:05,914 --> 00:17:08,719 - What? - You missed our homework assignment. 261 00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:11,285 What homework assignment? 262 00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:15,089 Remember, we were supposed to write a report about the Brooklyn Bridge. 263 00:17:15,091 --> 00:17:18,726 Look, how about this? Why don't we do this professionally, okay? 264 00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:20,561 I'm going to pay you money to do this. 265 00:17:20,563 --> 00:17:22,630 I mean, you want money. How much do you want, 20? 266 00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:24,832 David, that's not the assignment. 267 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,766 You're giving me a really hard time 268 00:17:26,768 --> 00:17:29,437 which is completely not okay, completely unacceptable. 269 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:33,607 Look, David, if you're not gonna cooperate with me 270 00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:35,042 and contribute to your fair share, 271 00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:38,646 I'm going to advocate myself and speak my mind to Dorsey, 272 00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:41,515 'cause this is completely unacceptable. 273 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,650 Okay, you want to go to the Brooklyn Bridge? 274 00:17:43,652 --> 00:17:45,785 We'll go to the Brooklyn Bridge, okay? 275 00:17:45,787 --> 00:17:47,521 We'll go to the Brooklyn Bridge, okay? 276 00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:48,956 Will that get you off my case? 277 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,990 - What does "off your case" mean? - Will you be satisfied? 278 00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:53,194 It means you'll be satisfied! 279 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:54,661 Very much so. 280 00:17:54,663 --> 00:17:55,596 Taxi! 281 00:17:55,598 --> 00:17:59,533 Um, I find it really, really scary. 282 00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,601 I feel so much safer on the bus. 283 00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:06,239 And the only way to get home to my grandmother's home, safe and sound, is the bus. 284 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:10,244 And taxis are so expensive and I find them so nerve-racking. 285 00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:11,879 What are you Rain Man or something? 286 00:18:11,881 --> 00:18:14,113 I mean, you have to have a system for everything. 287 00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:18,185 Uh, gotta go to Kmart, 41 Oak Street, lights at 11:00. 288 00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:21,889 Don't you just want to live without going according to the system, 289 00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:24,691 without sticking to the line once? 290 00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:26,192 Believe me, I took the bus once. 291 00:18:26,194 --> 00:18:28,696 It was a messed-up experience for me. 292 00:18:28,698 --> 00:18:32,265 I mean, I got on the bus. It was goddamn crowded. 293 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,833 I felt like a sardine. 294 00:18:33,835 --> 00:18:36,669 Then when I sat down, this homeless guy got up to me 295 00:18:36,671 --> 00:18:38,973 and started harassing the shit out of me. 296 00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:42,176 And I felt like yelling out "hobophobic" slurs. 297 00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:44,111 Not homophobic, "hobophobic." 298 00:18:44,113 --> 00:18:45,246 What's "hobophobic"? 299 00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:47,281 It's a phobia against bums. 300 00:18:47,283 --> 00:18:50,650 Look, it's one thing if you want to take the bus by yourself. 301 00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:52,285 You can do whatever the hell you want on your own. 302 00:18:52,287 --> 00:18:54,255 But when you're with me, let's take a cab. 303 00:18:54,257 --> 00:18:56,090 I mean, buses are for paupers, 304 00:18:56,092 --> 00:18:59,595 and cabs are for the prince and the princess. 305 00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:04,063 You know, why don't you just sit back, lay back and enjoy the ride. 306 00:19:04,065 --> 00:19:05,765 Okay. 307 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:06,969 How much do I owe you, sir? 308 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,169 7.50. 309 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:11,641 Here you go, $20. Keep the change. 310 00:19:18,146 --> 00:19:19,615 Come on. 311 00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:33,294 Come on! Come join me, David! 312 00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:35,728 I'm having a wonderful time! 313 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,831 My first time ever at the Brooklyn Bridge! 314 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,969 It's a gorgeous bird's-eye view! 315 00:19:57,286 --> 00:19:59,620 Where are you going, David? 316 00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,054 I'm free now. 317 00:20:01,056 --> 00:20:03,357 But how am I getting home? 318 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,958 How do you usually get home? 319 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,226 I plan to take my bus. 320 00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:07,695 So then, take the bus. 321 00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:10,698 The bus from the JCC is the only way 322 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,234 I know how to get home to my grandmother's home safely, 323 00:20:14,236 --> 00:20:15,936 and I count 13 stops. 324 00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:18,973 Oh, Jesus. How old are you, Sarah? 325 00:20:18,975 --> 00:20:21,041 David, I'm 24. 326 00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:22,810 And how long have you been living in New York? 327 00:20:22,812 --> 00:20:25,211 I've been living in New York City my whole life 328 00:20:25,213 --> 00:20:27,614 since I was a little born child. 329 00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:30,918 So, you mean to tell me you've been in this town for 24 years 330 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,321 and you don't know how to get to your grandmother's house from here? 331 00:20:34,323 --> 00:20:36,390 Well, the JCC... the bus from the JCC 332 00:20:36,392 --> 00:20:38,691 is the only way I know how to get home. 333 00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:40,763 That's the only way. 334 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:43,863 You happy now? 335 00:20:43,865 --> 00:20:47,001 I had to take you all the way back to the JCC bus stop. 336 00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:49,035 I guess you want to take the bus, we'll take the... 337 00:20:49,037 --> 00:20:52,305 Look, here we go. It's your bus stop right there. 338 00:20:52,307 --> 00:20:53,943 Okay? Take the bus, okay? 339 00:20:55,311 --> 00:20:57,244 What? 340 00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:58,715 Um... 341 00:20:59,848 --> 00:21:00,880 Uh... 342 00:21:00,882 --> 00:21:01,849 Yeah? 343 00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:04,118 Um, David... Um, David... 344 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,886 - What? - Um... 345 00:21:05,888 --> 00:21:07,688 W-What about... What about... 346 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,122 What about... What happened? 347 00:21:09,124 --> 00:21:12,126 When are we gonna finish our homework assignment? 348 00:21:12,128 --> 00:21:14,661 About the Brooklyn Bridge? We were there all day. 349 00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:15,728 We just did. 350 00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:16,863 But it's not complete. 351 00:21:16,865 --> 00:21:19,867 We're supposed to write a report about it. 352 00:21:19,869 --> 00:21:22,902 Well, I don't know. Do it with one of your friends. 353 00:21:22,904 --> 00:21:26,674 But, David, I really feel strongly about doing this with you. 354 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,876 I really, really want to do it with you 355 00:21:28,878 --> 00:21:32,949 because I find you really smoking hot and so sexy. 356 00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:05,845 Hey, Mom! 357 00:22:05,847 --> 00:22:08,348 Is it okay if Geraldo drives me into the city, today? 358 00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:11,752 Well, it's a Sunday. What are you doing in the city? 359 00:22:11,754 --> 00:22:13,923 I just feel like hanging out and stuff. 360 00:22:15,891 --> 00:22:18,191 You know, for that group. 361 00:22:18,193 --> 00:22:20,828 I didn't think you were forced to go there on the weekend. 362 00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:23,796 Do I need to make a call to that woman Dorothy? 363 00:22:23,798 --> 00:22:24,931 No, no, no. It's not that. 364 00:22:24,933 --> 00:22:27,066 It's this voluntary thing, you know? 365 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:27,935 Voluntary? 366 00:22:27,937 --> 00:22:30,938 I just uh, figured I'd get extra credit. 367 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,038 They'd let me out earlier 368 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,007 for, like, good behavior and stuff. 369 00:22:35,009 --> 00:22:39,246 You're here to audition for my play. 370 00:22:39,248 --> 00:22:42,248 Um, a lot of you are vying for the same part. 371 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:47,920 I hope that this does not cause any problems with your relationships. 372 00:22:47,922 --> 00:22:51,060 These pages aren't numbered, but flip... flip the page. 373 00:22:52,862 --> 00:22:54,831 Here, scene three. Do you see it, Sarah? 374 00:22:58,234 --> 00:22:59,466 Pardon me, pretty lady. 375 00:22:59,468 --> 00:23:01,968 I couldn't help but notice you in tears. 376 00:23:01,970 --> 00:23:04,274 What seems to be the trouble? I'd love to help. 377 00:23:06,475 --> 00:23:13,380 ? He really is going to be My knight in shining armor ? 378 00:23:13,382 --> 00:23:15,515 ? My Prince Charming ? 379 00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:16,984 David! You made it. 380 00:23:16,986 --> 00:23:20,521 I want you to audition for my play, for the leading role of Travis McHenry. 381 00:23:21,923 --> 00:23:26,226 You look just like my idol that I have loved 382 00:23:26,228 --> 00:23:27,794 ever since I was a teen. 383 00:23:27,796 --> 00:23:30,898 He's on a show that did not last very long, 384 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:33,132 but it's called Malibu Mohawks. 385 00:23:33,134 --> 00:23:35,872 Oh, Malibu Mohawks. My cousin was on that show! 386 00:23:36,872 --> 00:23:37,804 Your... wait, your cousin? 387 00:23:37,806 --> 00:23:39,108 Matt Cone. Matt Cone. 388 00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:41,408 Matt Cone's your cousin? 389 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:42,942 He's my cousin. 390 00:23:42,944 --> 00:23:45,445 He's more like a brother to me because I really... 391 00:23:45,447 --> 00:23:47,313 Matt Cone is your cousin? 392 00:23:47,315 --> 00:23:49,182 - Yeah! - Like a brother to you? 393 00:23:49,184 --> 00:23:51,185 Just tell me why he's your idol, huh? 394 00:23:51,187 --> 00:23:54,921 - Why do you love him so much? - He looks like the person 395 00:23:54,923 --> 00:23:58,225 who really can sweep me off my feet. 396 00:23:58,227 --> 00:24:00,994 And I know that he is as wonderful... 397 00:24:00,996 --> 00:24:04,564 He's as fancy on the inside as he is on the outside. 398 00:24:04,566 --> 00:24:06,365 Okay. What is it you want me to do? 399 00:24:06,367 --> 00:24:10,303 I want you to try on some clothes for Travis. 400 00:24:10,305 --> 00:24:15,909 Why don't we try on this beautiful, handsome, white shirt? 401 00:24:15,911 --> 00:24:17,913 I want to see how you look in it. 402 00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:20,214 - What the hell is this? - Come on, David. 403 00:24:20,216 --> 00:24:21,849 This looks kind of gay. No offense. 404 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:23,583 Travis is bisexual. 405 00:24:23,585 --> 00:24:27,987 What? Whoa, whoa. I'm not gonna play gay. 406 00:24:27,989 --> 00:24:29,523 - I... I'm sorry... - I think you can. 407 00:24:29,525 --> 00:24:31,490 I like women, you know? 408 00:24:31,492 --> 00:24:35,294 - Are you sure? - Yes. 409 00:24:35,296 --> 00:24:37,366 This is a man's shirt. 410 00:24:38,334 --> 00:24:39,466 Travis is a man. 411 00:24:39,468 --> 00:24:42,305 It says Ann Taylor Loft. 412 00:24:43,471 --> 00:24:45,538 Ann Taylor is the designer. 413 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:47,341 Yeah, that's a women's designer. 414 00:24:47,343 --> 00:24:50,212 She's the designer. She doesn't wear the shirt. 415 00:24:51,346 --> 00:24:53,415 The men and the women will love you. Try it on. 416 00:24:55,617 --> 00:24:58,451 You do realize those people are weird in there, don't you? 417 00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,120 Huh? No. 418 00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:01,354 No? What do you mean no? 419 00:25:01,356 --> 00:25:03,489 You don't know that they're not exactly normal? 420 00:25:03,491 --> 00:25:05,057 Um, no. 421 00:25:05,059 --> 00:25:07,093 I mean, do they have you brainwashed or something? 422 00:25:07,095 --> 00:25:10,130 - What's brainwashed? - Like, they think for you. 423 00:25:10,132 --> 00:25:11,665 You don't want to be like that. You want to be normal like me. 424 00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:13,436 Aah! 425 00:25:14,636 --> 00:25:17,137 - Sorry. I sneezed. - Are you okay? 426 00:25:17,139 --> 00:25:20,573 Yeah, it's fine. It's been a very hot day today. 427 00:25:20,575 --> 00:25:23,176 I bet. It's really hotsy-totsy today. 428 00:25:23,178 --> 00:25:25,344 You don't have to say stuff like that. It's kind of irritating. 429 00:25:25,346 --> 00:25:29,315 I mean, "hotsy-totsy," "sharing is caring." 430 00:25:29,317 --> 00:25:30,516 Yummy in my tummy. 431 00:25:30,518 --> 00:25:31,717 See, there you go again. 432 00:25:31,719 --> 00:25:34,487 I mean, why do you say stuff like that? It's very irritating. 433 00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,989 So in other words, it rubs you in the wrong way? 434 00:25:36,991 --> 00:25:38,292 Yeah, that's right. 435 00:25:38,294 --> 00:25:42,094 Meaning, it's not your cup of tea and it doesn't float your boat? 436 00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:44,031 See, you're doing it again. 437 00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:45,465 You don't want people to think you're abnormal 438 00:25:45,467 --> 00:25:47,333 or anything like that, right? 439 00:25:47,335 --> 00:25:50,670 Like those, uh, people at that program. 440 00:25:50,672 --> 00:25:52,007 I don't know. 441 00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:56,075 No offense or anything, but I think you're above them. 442 00:25:56,077 --> 00:25:57,209 What's your problem anyway? 443 00:25:57,211 --> 00:25:59,412 I don't know what's wrong with you. 444 00:25:59,414 --> 00:26:02,416 Um, well, I have autism. 445 00:26:02,418 --> 00:26:03,386 Is that it? 446 00:26:04,652 --> 00:26:07,987 Um, no. I also have an LD. 447 00:26:07,989 --> 00:26:10,090 What is that, like a venereal thing? 448 00:26:10,092 --> 00:26:11,457 No, it's a learning disability... 449 00:26:11,459 --> 00:26:17,331 Oh, huh. Well, I guess everybody's got problems. 450 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,665 That's true. 451 00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:20,370 So, what's your problem, David? 452 00:26:21,336 --> 00:26:22,370 Um, I don't know. 453 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,603 I guess I got a little bit stressed out this year, 454 00:26:24,605 --> 00:26:27,943 but, uh, you know, I've been getting better, you know? 455 00:26:39,988 --> 00:26:42,255 Why do you have to go home so urgently anyhow? 456 00:26:42,257 --> 00:26:44,390 How about if I take you out instead, tonight? 457 00:26:44,392 --> 00:26:47,494 But what will I tell my grandmother? 458 00:26:47,496 --> 00:26:50,563 Well, if not, then how about tomorrow night? 459 00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:52,365 Tomorrow is game night. 460 00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:53,400 Thursday? 461 00:26:53,402 --> 00:26:56,436 Thursday, we're going on a field trip to the zoo. 462 00:26:56,438 --> 00:26:58,604 - How about Friday then? - Friday is show tunes. 463 00:26:58,606 --> 00:26:59,773 Show tunes? 464 00:26:59,775 --> 00:27:02,344 Yeah, show tunes is every single Friday. 465 00:27:03,478 --> 00:27:05,344 Every single Friday? 466 00:27:05,346 --> 00:27:08,247 I enjoy it very much, show tunes. 467 00:27:08,249 --> 00:27:12,220 How about just miss one show tunes? Just for me? 468 00:27:22,765 --> 00:27:24,531 So I guess I'll see you this Friday? 469 00:27:28,303 --> 00:27:30,006 - This is my bus. - Yeah, there it is. 470 00:27:42,084 --> 00:27:45,584 We're gonna continue today working with our theme of superheroes. 471 00:27:45,586 --> 00:27:46,652 Sound okay? 472 00:27:46,654 --> 00:27:48,354 Yes! Wonderful! 473 00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:50,657 So, the question I asked you guys last week, 474 00:27:50,659 --> 00:27:52,525 and I asked you to think about it a little bit, 475 00:27:52,527 --> 00:27:56,228 was, if you had a superpower, what would it be? 476 00:27:56,230 --> 00:28:00,100 Uh, I guess it would be to... 477 00:28:00,102 --> 00:28:04,838 I guess it would be to... to... 478 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,474 I guess it would be to let them know 479 00:28:07,476 --> 00:28:10,610 who... the world know who I really am, you know? 480 00:28:10,612 --> 00:28:12,646 To let the world know who you really are. 481 00:28:12,648 --> 00:28:16,783 But to really express myself in a variety of ways. 482 00:28:16,785 --> 00:28:19,486 My superpower would be 483 00:28:19,488 --> 00:28:24,557 to get Matt Cone to fall in love with me 484 00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:25,825 and to propose to me. 485 00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:29,428 Matt Cone is kissing me, 486 00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:31,363 our shirts are off, we're lying down. 487 00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:35,101 His stomach is touching mine. 488 00:28:35,103 --> 00:28:38,405 All right. Let's try to stay focused, okay? 489 00:28:38,407 --> 00:28:40,439 On the count of three, I'm gonna ask you guys 490 00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:42,409 to change the way you're sitting in your chair. 491 00:28:42,411 --> 00:28:46,082 And I want you to think about how this superhero would sit. 492 00:28:46,882 --> 00:28:48,448 You ready? 493 00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:50,182 - Okay, hold on I didn't count to three yet. - Oh, sorry. 494 00:28:50,184 --> 00:28:56,124 Okay, you ready? One, two, three. 495 00:28:57,159 --> 00:28:59,126 Ooh, careful. 496 00:28:59,128 --> 00:29:03,196 Look at all of these amazing superheroes here. 497 00:29:03,198 --> 00:29:05,133 What incredible characters. 498 00:29:06,869 --> 00:29:08,204 David. 499 00:29:09,438 --> 00:29:11,641 If you had a superpower, what would it be? 500 00:29:14,142 --> 00:29:15,478 I'd be invisible. 501 00:29:18,646 --> 00:29:19,447 Why? 502 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:24,217 So I can go into the ladies' locker room. 503 00:29:29,624 --> 00:29:31,658 To do this stunt, takes a lot of confidence. 504 00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:34,497 You all should be confident. 505 00:29:41,769 --> 00:29:43,238 Give him a hand! 506 00:29:45,641 --> 00:29:48,909 So a guy walks into a sex shop and says, 507 00:29:48,911 --> 00:29:50,580 "I want an inflatable doll." 508 00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:53,880 - And... - What's an inflatable? 509 00:29:53,882 --> 00:29:55,948 You know, those sex dolls. 510 00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:58,384 You have sex with those inflatable dolls 511 00:29:58,386 --> 00:30:00,687 that you see at the Porno Stop. 512 00:30:00,689 --> 00:30:03,790 But, uh... So, he says, 513 00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:06,525 "Do you want a male doll or a female doll to do it with?" 514 00:30:06,527 --> 00:30:09,563 "I want a female doll. What do you think I'm gay 515 00:30:09,565 --> 00:30:11,531 and I want to do it with a male doll?" 516 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:14,534 "Okay, do you want a black doll or a white doll?" 517 00:30:14,536 --> 00:30:17,803 "I don't know. I'm not sure. I guess a white doll." 518 00:30:17,805 --> 00:30:20,372 That's so racist and offensive. 519 00:30:20,374 --> 00:30:22,208 Well, you want to hear it? 520 00:30:22,210 --> 00:30:24,276 It gets even more racist and offensive. 521 00:30:24,278 --> 00:30:25,844 "Do you want a Jewish inflatable doll, 522 00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:28,881 a Christian inflatable doll, or a Muslim inflatable doll?" 523 00:30:28,883 --> 00:30:29,882 He goes, "Why do you ask me that?" 524 00:30:29,884 --> 00:30:32,521 "Because the Muslims, they blow themselves up!" 525 00:30:34,422 --> 00:30:36,691 Allah! 526 00:30:38,927 --> 00:30:39,959 You don't get it? 527 00:30:39,961 --> 00:30:41,428 No, I don't. 528 00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:43,697 I find it really offensive and so confusing. 529 00:30:43,699 --> 00:30:46,332 So... So, you know that girl that said, 530 00:30:46,334 --> 00:30:50,269 "I'm not working during the week because I have to do camp in Cranford?" 531 00:30:50,271 --> 00:30:53,305 - Right. - So I go, "Oh, well, I'm Jewish. I don't like to do camp." 532 00:30:53,307 --> 00:30:55,242 Hold on. What camp is this? 533 00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:56,775 I don't know. I think it's a concentration... 534 00:30:58,613 --> 00:31:00,380 I'm just kidding. 535 00:31:00,382 --> 00:31:01,784 That's not funny. 536 00:31:02,784 --> 00:31:04,883 Uh, I need to concentrate. 537 00:31:04,885 --> 00:31:08,021 Right. So, what camp is this? 538 00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:09,589 Um, I'm not sure. 539 00:31:09,591 --> 00:31:10,657 Okay. 540 00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:13,025 But I go, 541 00:31:13,027 --> 00:31:16,362 "I don't like to go to no camps. I'm Jewish." 542 00:31:16,364 --> 00:31:19,299 - Well, I'm... Well, you know what, David? I'm Jewish... - I'm Jewish too. 543 00:31:19,301 --> 00:31:20,633 But I've been to sleep-away camp and I've performed 544 00:31:20,635 --> 00:31:23,335 in a lot of musical theater productions and plays... 545 00:31:23,337 --> 00:31:25,738 Oh, it was a stupid joke I said. I'm sorry... 546 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:28,874 Can you give me a time to ask you, maybe, what the joke means? 547 00:31:28,876 --> 00:31:30,909 I'll explain the joke. I mean, I'll explain the joke. 548 00:31:30,911 --> 00:31:32,911 Because... so I don't have to... 549 00:31:32,913 --> 00:31:34,480 Words can have multiple meanings. 550 00:31:34,482 --> 00:31:36,382 It's like... yeah, there were multiple meanings. 551 00:31:36,384 --> 00:31:37,851 Just like with, uh... 552 00:31:37,853 --> 00:31:39,919 Maybe when there's a pause, I can ask you for clarification... 553 00:31:39,921 --> 00:31:41,321 - Words... - Wait. Don't interrupt me. 554 00:31:41,323 --> 00:31:44,357 - I can ask you for clarification. - I didn't mean to interrupt. I'm sorry. 555 00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:45,891 I'm getting nervous. I didn't mean to interrupt... 556 00:31:45,893 --> 00:31:48,294 Maybe when there's a pause to ask you so I know what it means. 557 00:31:48,296 --> 00:31:49,996 I need specifics. 558 00:31:49,998 --> 00:31:51,363 I only said it to make you laugh, 559 00:31:51,365 --> 00:31:52,799 not to make you argue with me. 560 00:31:52,801 --> 00:31:53,766 It sounds like "Who's on first." 561 00:31:53,768 --> 00:31:55,735 I don't want to hear "Who's on First." 562 00:31:55,737 --> 00:31:59,038 I just... All I care about is understanding your jokes. 563 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,373 Sarah, I made a boo-boo, okay? 564 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:03,476 It's not you. It's me. 565 00:32:03,478 --> 00:32:06,780 You know, I didn't mean to annoy you just now, okay? 566 00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:32,572 - How you doing? Chicken and rice. - David. 567 00:32:32,574 --> 00:32:34,807 - Hey. - I have an opportunity 568 00:32:34,809 --> 00:32:37,646 - that I think you'll appreciate as a gay man. - Thank you. 569 00:32:39,014 --> 00:32:40,112 What? 570 00:32:40,114 --> 00:32:41,948 Uh, lamb gyro, please. 571 00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:43,552 Dude, I'm not gay. 572 00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:47,353 - What? - Sorry. I'm not gay. 573 00:32:47,355 --> 00:32:49,054 Thank you. 574 00:32:49,056 --> 00:32:50,823 But you have such gay mannerisms. 575 00:32:50,825 --> 00:32:52,524 You're so artsy. 576 00:32:52,526 --> 00:32:57,697 You're so suave and you seem to flirt with all the guys. 577 00:32:57,699 --> 00:33:02,468 How would you and Matt like to come to our exclusive club 578 00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:04,103 of show tunes on Friday? 579 00:33:04,105 --> 00:33:05,971 I can't this Friday. I have plans. 580 00:33:05,973 --> 00:33:07,442 Cancel them. 581 00:33:08,576 --> 00:33:11,611 Nah. I'm supposed to see Sarah that day. 582 00:33:11,613 --> 00:33:13,582 Sarah is gonna be at show tunes. 583 00:33:14,649 --> 00:33:15,982 She can't get out of it this Friday? 584 00:33:15,984 --> 00:33:17,617 She can't ever. 585 00:33:17,619 --> 00:33:21,454 She is the star. She's the diva. She's the songbird. 586 00:33:21,456 --> 00:33:22,688 She provides the music. 587 00:33:22,690 --> 00:33:24,593 Without her, there'd be no music. 588 00:33:25,594 --> 00:33:26,993 Well, I gotta see Sarah that day. 589 00:33:26,995 --> 00:33:29,461 I mean, we had plans, you know? 590 00:33:29,463 --> 00:33:33,032 I mean, to go out on a date. She's my girlfriend. 591 00:33:33,034 --> 00:33:34,133 What? 592 00:33:34,135 --> 00:33:35,735 Yeah, she's my girlfriend. 593 00:33:35,737 --> 00:33:39,805 Oh, my God. You know what then? Never mind. 594 00:33:39,807 --> 00:33:41,707 Don't come to show tunes. It's okay. 595 00:33:41,709 --> 00:33:44,476 Forget I ever said anything. Don't come to show tunes. 596 00:33:44,478 --> 00:33:47,746 Wait, wait. What the hell? You just offered me and then you take it away? 597 00:33:47,748 --> 00:33:50,784 - No, it's okay. I changed my mind. - I gotta see Sarah that day. 598 00:33:50,786 --> 00:33:53,922 You can see Sarah another day. Please don't come to show tunes. 599 00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:56,925 Why not? 600 00:33:57,758 --> 00:33:59,627 Why not? 601 00:34:04,132 --> 00:34:05,500 How much? 602 00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,066 $12. 603 00:34:08,068 --> 00:34:09,404 There you go. 604 00:34:10,605 --> 00:34:12,071 - Keep the change. - Thank you. 605 00:34:12,073 --> 00:34:13,642 - Have a good day. - Thank you. 606 00:34:26,821 --> 00:34:30,656 Your turn, Zach, if that's your real name. 607 00:34:30,658 --> 00:34:34,127 Uh, how about something from Les Mis. 608 00:34:34,129 --> 00:34:35,728 Could we please do something else? 609 00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:36,895 We hear it all the time from Sarah. 610 00:34:36,897 --> 00:34:38,964 - How about a song from Cats? - Which version? 611 00:34:38,966 --> 00:34:40,732 Can it be the same one? 612 00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:44,536 I'd prefer it wasn't. We like some variety in this thing. 613 00:34:44,538 --> 00:34:46,806 Zach, could you pick something else? 614 00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:48,741 - No... - It's up to him, Sammy... 615 00:34:48,743 --> 00:34:50,946 All right. Your turn, hippy guy. 616 00:34:52,513 --> 00:34:55,647 My name is Dylan. Don't call me that ever again. 617 00:34:55,649 --> 00:34:57,951 Well, it's your pick. 618 00:34:57,953 --> 00:35:01,556 - "The Acid Queen." - Great song, but not a show tune. 619 00:35:14,669 --> 00:35:17,971 How about, um, "Paradox" 620 00:35:17,973 --> 00:35:21,107 or "When You Had Left Your Pirate Fold" from Pirates of Penzance? 621 00:35:21,109 --> 00:35:22,641 You always pick that one, 622 00:35:22,643 --> 00:35:27,580 but the game requires me to indulge you. 623 00:35:41,596 --> 00:35:42,731 David? 624 00:35:43,297 --> 00:35:44,630 Hey, everybody. 625 00:35:44,632 --> 00:35:46,468 What are you doing here? 626 00:35:47,736 --> 00:35:49,071 I told you not to come. 627 00:35:52,306 --> 00:35:53,942 I gotta give this to you. 628 00:35:56,176 --> 00:35:58,810 Wow, you look great. 629 00:35:58,812 --> 00:36:00,746 I mean, you look great in red too. 630 00:36:00,748 --> 00:36:02,884 I love the red dress, by the way, you know. 631 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:07,554 I was figuring maybe you wanna get together later, 632 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:09,154 after this thing, you know. 633 00:36:09,156 --> 00:36:10,492 Go out somewhere to eat? 634 00:36:15,029 --> 00:36:18,533 Why... Why aren't you happy to see me? 635 00:36:20,768 --> 00:36:23,870 David, I know how smokin' hot and sexy you are, 636 00:36:23,872 --> 00:36:26,172 but this is not the right time and the place 637 00:36:26,174 --> 00:36:28,007 to be having this conversation. 638 00:36:28,009 --> 00:36:30,079 We're not gonna discuss it here any further. 639 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,587 So, what exactly is it that you do, David? 640 00:36:39,353 --> 00:36:40,723 I'm a filmmaker. 641 00:36:41,355 --> 00:36:42,688 Uh-huh. 642 00:36:42,690 --> 00:36:44,656 I have a project in the works. 643 00:36:44,658 --> 00:36:49,261 Let me guess. You still live with your parents. 644 00:36:49,263 --> 00:36:51,897 Never earned a nickel in your life 645 00:36:51,899 --> 00:36:53,333 and never actually make films, 646 00:36:53,335 --> 00:36:55,301 just talk about making them. 647 00:36:55,303 --> 00:36:58,370 Am I on point here so far? 648 00:36:58,372 --> 00:37:00,607 I'm a legit filmmaker. 649 00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,875 I have a film which is in consideration 650 00:37:02,877 --> 00:37:05,011 of the Palm Beach International Film Festival. 651 00:37:05,013 --> 00:37:07,746 Here, take a look at this. My movie. 652 00:37:24,031 --> 00:37:26,833 Please take that thing out of my face. 653 00:37:26,835 --> 00:37:29,301 A bunch of random home movies strung together 654 00:37:29,303 --> 00:37:30,772 in no aesthetic order. 655 00:37:31,973 --> 00:37:35,942 So, Sarah, my darling, it is your turn. 656 00:37:35,944 --> 00:37:37,976 Why don't you ever let me sing? 657 00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:42,151 As my girlfriend, Sarah has special privileges. 658 00:37:45,252 --> 00:37:48,056 Now sing, my beautiful songbird. 659 00:37:52,093 --> 00:37:57,996 ? Let me call you sweetheart ? 660 00:37:57,998 --> 00:38:00,199 Magnificent. Brava! 661 00:38:00,201 --> 00:38:03,136 Sarah and Will are a couple? 662 00:38:03,138 --> 00:38:04,739 Let me explain. 663 00:38:06,274 --> 00:38:07,643 Sarah... 664 00:38:09,109 --> 00:38:13,946 is basically a player or a "man-izer." 665 00:38:13,948 --> 00:38:14,913 Whoa. 666 00:38:14,915 --> 00:38:16,748 This is part of her nature. 667 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:20,219 She said she really likes me, that I'm the cat's meow. 668 00:38:20,221 --> 00:38:23,755 She also describes the Holocaust as "a bummer." 669 00:38:23,757 --> 00:38:25,761 Can you understand this about her? 670 00:38:26,261 --> 00:38:27,726 Yeah. 671 00:38:27,728 --> 00:38:30,698 Don't expect anything other than dates and sex. 672 00:38:35,035 --> 00:38:37,772 Can we play the title song of Anything Goes? 673 00:38:57,926 --> 00:39:00,025 Help a brother out, man? 674 00:39:00,027 --> 00:39:02,261 Get that fuckin' thing out of my face! 675 00:39:02,263 --> 00:39:05,998 It's not my fault you fucked your life up, you fucking asshole! 676 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,969 Fuck you, you bum! Fuck you! 677 00:39:09,971 --> 00:39:11,837 Chill out, dude. 678 00:39:11,839 --> 00:39:13,142 Shut the fuck up! 679 00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:17,342 Okay, Sarah. Zach. 680 00:39:17,344 --> 00:39:20,045 Now, we did scene three before. 681 00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:22,380 Now, we're gonna try it without scripts. 682 00:39:22,382 --> 00:39:25,451 That being said, Zach, same thing. 683 00:39:25,453 --> 00:39:27,319 Butt naked would be best. 684 00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:30,223 - If you... - All my clothes are staying on... 685 00:39:30,225 --> 00:39:31,824 Then that is fine. 686 00:39:31,826 --> 00:39:33,826 - To him directly? - Yes. 687 00:39:33,828 --> 00:39:36,362 Oh, Travis, I'm so impressed you came to me... 688 00:39:36,364 --> 00:39:37,830 - Sarah! - What? 689 00:39:37,832 --> 00:39:38,931 You don't know his name. 690 00:39:38,933 --> 00:39:40,799 No, just say it without the name? 691 00:39:40,801 --> 00:39:42,000 Say it without the name. 692 00:39:42,002 --> 00:39:45,337 Oh, my God. I'm so impressed you came to me. 693 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:48,406 The joy of my life! It makes me... I'm so thrilled. 694 00:39:48,408 --> 00:39:50,475 - Sarah. - What? 695 00:39:50,477 --> 00:39:52,310 Do you tell him how you feel right away? 696 00:39:52,312 --> 00:39:53,281 No. 697 00:39:56,551 --> 00:39:58,518 Why you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend? 698 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,353 What do you mean? 699 00:40:00,355 --> 00:40:01,554 Exactly what I meant. 700 00:40:01,556 --> 00:40:03,759 Why you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend? 701 00:40:06,261 --> 00:40:09,828 Well, I don't know how you felt about open relationships... 702 00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:13,399 Oh! Open relationships? This is what you call this? 703 00:40:13,401 --> 00:40:19,205 David, I still need to... I need to still properly smooth you out here. 704 00:40:19,207 --> 00:40:22,808 I mean, what you don't understand is, 705 00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:25,277 there's so much fish out there in the sea. 706 00:40:25,279 --> 00:40:27,580 And you let all these fish, uh, touch you. 707 00:40:27,582 --> 00:40:31,551 No, it's just, all these men who are on top of me, all over me... 708 00:40:31,553 --> 00:40:32,888 Oh, my God. 709 00:40:34,154 --> 00:40:35,420 Or on my lap. 710 00:40:35,422 --> 00:40:38,591 What? Am I hearing right? 711 00:40:38,593 --> 00:40:40,493 They sit on your lap and all that? 712 00:40:40,495 --> 00:40:42,161 My God. 713 00:40:42,163 --> 00:40:45,565 Okay, I'm gonna use a really, really ugly word right now. 714 00:40:45,567 --> 00:40:46,899 I'm not ugly. 715 00:40:46,901 --> 00:40:48,433 I didn't say you were ugly. 716 00:40:48,435 --> 00:40:51,237 I said I'm using an ugly word. 717 00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,909 Does the word "promiscuous" mean anything to you? 718 00:40:54,442 --> 00:40:56,174 No. 719 00:40:56,176 --> 00:40:59,879 It means that these men do not respect you, 720 00:40:59,881 --> 00:41:01,817 that they just want you for one thing. 721 00:41:03,884 --> 00:41:06,919 Right in the spur of the moment, 722 00:41:06,921 --> 00:41:10,957 I feel as though you're putting a lot of social and emotional pressure right now to me. 723 00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:15,998 When was the last time Will actually included you in a conversation, huh? 724 00:41:20,033 --> 00:41:22,400 See? I'm not pressuring you. 725 00:41:22,402 --> 00:41:23,969 You do what you want to. 726 00:41:23,971 --> 00:41:27,176 I'm not gonna force you to be my girlfriend. 727 00:41:31,346 --> 00:41:32,414 Whatever. 728 00:41:47,462 --> 00:41:50,663 Sarah and David, you had some homework, right? 729 00:41:50,665 --> 00:41:53,869 You went to the Brooklyn Bridge? How was it? 730 00:41:55,937 --> 00:41:57,636 It's kind of irritating. 731 00:41:57,638 --> 00:41:59,440 Okay. Irritating how? 732 00:42:01,442 --> 00:42:04,847 Sarah, what about you? What did you think of the Brooklyn Bridge? 733 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:09,047 Well, to be very honest with you, Dorsey, 734 00:42:09,049 --> 00:42:15,120 um, even though David found it really irritating to focus on the positive, 735 00:42:15,122 --> 00:42:17,390 I had a wonderful time. 736 00:42:17,392 --> 00:42:19,257 Terrific memories there. 737 00:42:19,259 --> 00:42:22,127 - Can anybody else relate to that? - Yeah. Yeah. 738 00:42:22,129 --> 00:42:28,634 I don't envy anybody, you know, as far as... 739 00:42:28,636 --> 00:42:31,373 But sometimes... 740 00:42:33,207 --> 00:42:35,074 This is what I'll do is... 741 00:42:35,076 --> 00:42:38,611 ? I'm as horny As Kansas in August ? 742 00:42:40,348 --> 00:42:42,248 ? Someone's in the kitchen With... ? 743 00:42:52,593 --> 00:42:54,263 Are you getting in, Mr. Cohen? 744 00:43:11,212 --> 00:43:13,315 W-What about your friends? 745 00:43:29,129 --> 00:43:31,132 One, two... 746 00:43:32,366 --> 00:43:34,135 Ah! Be angry! 747 00:43:34,768 --> 00:43:36,337 Woo! 748 00:43:36,738 --> 00:43:38,237 Wow. 749 00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,038 - Yay! - One more for good luck! 750 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,109 You gonna kiss your boyfriend? 751 00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:45,478 What about you, girl? 752 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,116 - I don't know how. - Here, use this, use this. 753 00:43:48,716 --> 00:43:50,348 I just felt like watching. 754 00:43:50,350 --> 00:43:53,419 I have very severe diet restrictions to gluten. 755 00:43:53,421 --> 00:43:55,620 I wanna make sure there's no gluten. 756 00:43:55,622 --> 00:43:58,491 I just wanna make it absolutely very, very crystal clear. 757 00:43:58,493 --> 00:44:01,761 And if it has no gluten, I would really love the lobster salad. 758 00:44:01,763 --> 00:44:04,129 Does mayonnaise have gluten in it? No. 759 00:44:04,131 --> 00:44:06,132 All right. Okay, yeah. 760 00:44:06,134 --> 00:44:08,533 Look at this. This is fun. 761 00:44:11,272 --> 00:44:14,806 It doesn't have to necessarily be on the beach, David, you know? 762 00:44:14,808 --> 00:44:16,475 Well, this is what the beach is about. 763 00:44:16,477 --> 00:44:19,511 David, I just really don't like the sand on my feet. It... 764 00:44:19,513 --> 00:44:22,214 Come on. I just want to hold your hand. 765 00:44:22,216 --> 00:44:23,815 Can't we do something else? 766 00:44:23,817 --> 00:44:25,650 Like mix and match and explore a variety... 767 00:44:25,652 --> 00:44:28,788 What do you want to do Sarah? Okay? What do you want to do? Okay? 768 00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:31,656 - What I want to do David, so badly... - We're in Coney Island here. 769 00:44:31,658 --> 00:44:34,192 There's like a million things to do here. What do you want to do? 770 00:44:34,194 --> 00:44:35,328 - Oh, my God. - What is this ride? 771 00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:37,663 - Uh! - David, look! Look at this. 772 00:44:37,665 --> 00:44:39,397 I love... This looks so exciting. 773 00:44:39,399 --> 00:44:41,433 - Look at the one right here! Look! - Uh! 774 00:44:41,435 --> 00:44:45,203 David, sweetheart, this looks so exciting and tantalizing. 775 00:44:45,205 --> 00:44:48,107 It looks like the strings are gonna break. 776 00:44:48,109 --> 00:44:49,275 I don't want you to get hurt. 777 00:44:49,277 --> 00:44:51,143 We won't get hurt. You'll protect me. 778 00:44:51,145 --> 00:44:53,348 I want to go on that with you. 779 00:44:55,616 --> 00:44:58,250 I just figured you'd like the teacups, 780 00:44:58,252 --> 00:45:01,152 the horsey rides, the boats. 781 00:45:01,154 --> 00:45:03,489 Perfect for a lady like you, you know? 782 00:45:03,491 --> 00:45:06,292 I don't want to go on the baby rides. I've aged out of those stages. 783 00:45:06,294 --> 00:45:07,359 Do you want to go on the sling ride? 784 00:45:07,361 --> 00:45:10,562 - Where's the sling ride? - Look at it, up in the air. 785 00:45:10,564 --> 00:45:12,598 - The boat rides are still not appropriate for my... - Okay. 786 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,500 The boat rides are still very babyish. 787 00:45:14,502 --> 00:45:18,136 We can always go on the horsey ride, you know, like the merry-go-round? 788 00:45:18,138 --> 00:45:19,605 Everybody goes on the merry-go-round. 789 00:45:19,607 --> 00:45:22,540 - Everyone of all ages. It's not just for babies... - Okay. 790 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,445 - Okay, I trust you on that. We'll do that. - Okay. 791 00:45:42,430 --> 00:45:45,797 What's wrong? Don't you want a horse? 792 00:45:45,799 --> 00:45:47,602 No, horses are not for men. 793 00:45:48,602 --> 00:45:49,537 All right. 794 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:12,561 Whoo-hoo! 795 00:46:13,761 --> 00:46:16,629 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 796 00:46:18,299 --> 00:46:21,369 I'm having a blast, David. Whoo! 797 00:46:23,803 --> 00:46:25,639 Whoo! 798 00:46:27,507 --> 00:46:28,641 Whoo-hoo! 799 00:46:28,643 --> 00:46:30,942 Aah! 800 00:46:32,446 --> 00:46:33,946 Sorry. It's my allergies. 801 00:46:33,948 --> 00:46:36,384 Aah! 802 00:46:37,652 --> 00:46:39,451 Aah! 803 00:46:39,453 --> 00:46:40,689 Aah! 804 00:46:46,893 --> 00:46:49,397 It's okay. It's okay. 805 00:46:53,834 --> 00:46:55,169 Aah! 806 00:46:57,437 --> 00:46:59,837 Aah! 807 00:47:24,998 --> 00:47:27,435 Aah! 808 00:47:31,571 --> 00:47:33,240 Aah! 809 00:47:37,712 --> 00:47:39,347 Aah! 810 00:47:52,426 --> 00:47:55,594 Uh, about that thing, the horsey ride. 811 00:47:55,596 --> 00:48:00,498 I just got real sick, that's all, but I'm okay now, you know? 812 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:04,205 I mean, uh, I'm not contagious or anything like... 813 00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:09,777 Sarah, look at me. I'm okay. 814 00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:15,584 I mean, I've really been getting better. 815 00:48:55,388 --> 00:48:57,955 ? By the place ? 816 00:48:57,957 --> 00:49:02,560 ? Where I am lying ? 817 00:49:02,562 --> 00:49:05,998 ? And kneel and say ? 818 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,667 ? An ave there for me ? 819 00:49:09,669 --> 00:49:13,938 Well, I always say you can't go wrong with a little Gilbert and Sullivan. 820 00:49:13,940 --> 00:49:16,574 Gilbert and Sullivan? For this? 821 00:49:16,576 --> 00:49:19,611 How about some Justin Timberlake? 822 00:49:19,613 --> 00:49:20,444 Hey, Will. 823 00:49:20,446 --> 00:49:22,114 Let's do "Mirrors" or "Cry Me a River." 824 00:49:22,116 --> 00:49:24,583 They're both on your "best" list. 825 00:49:24,585 --> 00:49:28,020 ? Don't tell me That you love me ? 826 00:49:28,022 --> 00:49:32,091 I'm excited to see what you present in the showcase. 827 00:49:32,093 --> 00:49:36,562 Oh, really? I thought you were just passing through. 828 00:49:36,564 --> 00:49:40,399 ? Until you come ? 829 00:49:40,401 --> 00:49:47,341 ? To me ? 830 00:49:55,915 --> 00:49:58,585 Are you a fairy princess? 831 00:50:00,388 --> 00:50:02,154 I really love your outfit. 832 00:50:02,156 --> 00:50:04,623 It's so beautiful. 833 00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:07,594 I love green. It's my favorite color. 834 00:50:10,598 --> 00:50:16,567 ? My country, 'tis of thee ? 835 00:50:16,569 --> 00:50:22,574 ? Sweet land of liberty ? 836 00:50:22,576 --> 00:50:27,145 ? Of thee I sing ? 837 00:50:27,147 --> 00:50:29,681 Hey, thank you. Thank you. 838 00:50:29,683 --> 00:50:30,748 God bless you. 839 00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:33,051 Here we are. My cousin's play. 840 00:50:33,053 --> 00:50:34,723 You're just gonna love it. 841 00:50:59,913 --> 00:51:03,614 Hey, Matt, it's David. Um, we just saw your show. 842 00:51:03,616 --> 00:51:06,551 Um, we're still at the theater, so I don't know what to do. 843 00:51:06,553 --> 00:51:08,520 You wanna meet us at the restaurant? 844 00:51:08,522 --> 00:51:10,489 Is there anything I can help you with though? 845 00:51:10,491 --> 00:51:11,790 No, I don't really need anything. 846 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:16,495 I wanna know what your hobbies are. What are you passionate about? 847 00:51:16,497 --> 00:51:18,062 I don't... I don't have hobbies. 848 00:51:18,064 --> 00:51:20,933 I just... I just work. 849 00:51:20,935 --> 00:51:23,634 Oh. What are you so passionate about working in the theater? 850 00:51:23,636 --> 00:51:26,138 What do you love about it so much? 851 00:51:26,140 --> 00:51:27,473 Nothing. 852 00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:29,944 I don't love anything about it. 853 00:51:30,977 --> 00:51:32,946 Please give me a call, okay? 854 00:51:34,247 --> 00:51:35,681 - Hi. - Hey. 855 00:51:35,683 --> 00:51:37,683 We're not exactly asking for autographs. 856 00:51:37,685 --> 00:51:39,551 Have you, uh, seen Matt Cone? 857 00:51:39,553 --> 00:51:41,853 I just work the door. I'm just security. 858 00:51:41,855 --> 00:51:45,656 If I show my ticket stubs, can I go in? I really gotta see him. 859 00:51:45,658 --> 00:51:47,058 You can't go in here. 860 00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:50,194 Well, they do come out here, the actors, right? 861 00:51:50,196 --> 00:51:52,563 I'm not asking for any trouble. 862 00:51:52,565 --> 00:51:54,565 I'm not a bad person or anything. I just... 863 00:51:54,567 --> 00:51:56,835 You're not getting any trouble. There's no trouble. 864 00:51:56,837 --> 00:51:58,569 You just can't go in this door. 865 00:51:58,571 --> 00:51:59,837 He's my cousin, you know? 866 00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:02,074 I don't care who your cousin is 867 00:52:02,076 --> 00:52:04,775 or your brother or your uncle, your grandmother. 868 00:52:04,777 --> 00:52:05,844 I don't care. 869 00:52:05,846 --> 00:52:07,779 I feel like you're angry at the world. 870 00:52:07,781 --> 00:52:09,915 Why don't you just lighten up, you know? 871 00:52:09,917 --> 00:52:11,516 I'll tell you a joke. 872 00:52:11,518 --> 00:52:14,752 Shia LaBeouf was in the car with Lindsay Lohan. 873 00:52:14,754 --> 00:52:17,255 Do you know who was driving? 874 00:52:17,257 --> 00:52:18,725 The cops. 875 00:52:20,593 --> 00:52:22,729 You trying to get hurt? You wanna get hurt tonight? 876 00:52:25,799 --> 00:52:28,866 Being up so late, it's gorgeous. 877 00:52:28,868 --> 00:52:31,004 Well, hurry up. The light. The light. 878 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,274 David, it's so deserted here. 879 00:52:35,276 --> 00:52:38,743 Like, there's... Like, there's no one. There's no souls. 880 00:52:38,745 --> 00:52:41,013 - Like, it's practically not even... - Yeah, nobody here. 881 00:52:41,015 --> 00:52:43,750 Watch out for those bikers. 882 00:52:47,788 --> 00:52:50,589 - Isn't this place great? - Oh, my God. 883 00:52:50,591 --> 00:52:53,091 You know you're at a good restaurant when the ambience is beautiful. 884 00:52:53,093 --> 00:52:55,497 - Oh, my God. - Take a look at the menu. 885 00:52:59,232 --> 00:53:01,833 David, but the language is so confusing. 886 00:53:01,835 --> 00:53:04,803 - I mean... - That's because it's Italian. It's another, uh, country. 887 00:53:04,805 --> 00:53:07,038 David, I don't speak any Italian. It's very confusing. 888 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,339 I don't either. 889 00:53:08,341 --> 00:53:10,074 Just order anything that sounds pretty. 890 00:53:10,076 --> 00:53:14,279 Under "antipasti," there's asparagi di campo, 891 00:53:14,281 --> 00:53:17,015 asparagi olive oil, 892 00:53:17,017 --> 00:53:19,650 foggi montinada. 893 00:53:19,652 --> 00:53:22,219 David, that's so confusing 894 00:53:22,221 --> 00:53:24,989 that I have no idea what that means. 895 00:53:24,991 --> 00:53:26,292 That's how Italian works, you know? 896 00:53:26,294 --> 00:53:29,226 Good evening. Hi. My name is Kevin. I'll be taking care of you. 897 00:53:29,228 --> 00:53:30,495 - Hey, Kevin. - Good evening, Kevin. 898 00:53:30,497 --> 00:53:32,931 - What's up, Kevin? - Something for the lovely lady and gentleman? 899 00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:35,199 Well, I just want you to know I'm expecting two more people. 900 00:53:35,201 --> 00:53:38,036 Oh, great. Well, we do have some specials tonight. 901 00:53:38,038 --> 00:53:40,871 Mozzarella con funghi. Scaloppine tutta terra. 902 00:53:40,873 --> 00:53:43,007 - Mmm. - Farfalle con pollo. 903 00:53:43,009 --> 00:53:45,076 Carciofi. Marsala. 904 00:53:45,078 --> 00:53:47,913 Salmone. That's with the little white wine sauce. 905 00:53:47,915 --> 00:53:50,915 It sounds so beautiful and romantic. 906 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,384 See, it sounds like music, Sarah. It sounds great. 907 00:53:52,386 --> 00:53:55,920 Here, why don't you order whatever you want, okay? Excuse me for a minute. 908 00:53:55,922 --> 00:53:58,924 Okeydokey artichokey. Oh, my goodness. 909 00:53:58,926 --> 00:54:01,158 I mean, we're holding the table for you, 910 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,661 but you wanna meet for drinks after or something? 911 00:54:03,663 --> 00:54:06,864 Ah, sorry, bud. This cast party's not letting out. 912 00:54:06,866 --> 00:54:08,966 But it'll be just you and me next time. I promise. 913 00:54:08,968 --> 00:54:11,737 Yeah, yeah. And Sarah. You gotta meet this girl. 914 00:54:11,739 --> 00:54:15,140 She's beautiful, classy, and goes crazy about me, Matt. 915 00:54:15,142 --> 00:54:17,708 All right, buddy. I can't wait to meet her. 916 00:54:17,710 --> 00:54:20,679 Yeah, we'll do a double date. 917 00:54:20,681 --> 00:54:24,016 Wow. This is a lot of food. 918 00:54:24,018 --> 00:54:27,152 I'm glad you're getting comfortable here. How do you like it? 919 00:54:27,154 --> 00:54:29,857 - This is to die from. - Yeah, it's good, isn't it? 920 00:54:32,393 --> 00:54:34,629 - Mmm. - Mmm. 921 00:54:35,995 --> 00:54:38,263 Mmm. 922 00:54:38,265 --> 00:54:41,266 And here we are. 923 00:54:41,268 --> 00:54:44,036 - Wow. - Would you like anything else? 924 00:54:44,038 --> 00:54:47,075 Um, no. I'll just have the check. Here. 925 00:54:48,841 --> 00:54:50,308 Great. 926 00:54:50,310 --> 00:54:51,877 I've never seen you so happy before. 927 00:54:51,879 --> 00:54:53,147 Aren't you glad you came here? 928 00:55:00,286 --> 00:55:02,888 This is a $900 bill. 929 00:55:02,890 --> 00:55:04,993 What were you doing there, traveling Europe? 930 00:55:05,759 --> 00:55:08,159 I met a girl. 931 00:55:08,161 --> 00:55:11,862 David, come on. One of the Internet women, your imaginary girlfriends? 932 00:55:11,864 --> 00:55:13,431 No, this girl's real. 933 00:55:13,433 --> 00:55:15,102 Sure she is. 934 00:55:18,739 --> 00:55:20,141 She wants to marry me. 935 00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:23,241 What? 936 00:55:23,243 --> 00:55:25,210 David, that is not funny. 937 00:55:25,212 --> 00:55:26,814 Where is she from? 938 00:55:29,382 --> 00:55:31,252 From that group? 939 00:55:33,786 --> 00:55:36,120 This is a gold digger. 940 00:55:36,122 --> 00:55:36,955 From now on, 941 00:55:36,957 --> 00:55:38,924 you go to your classes, you come home. 942 00:55:38,926 --> 00:55:40,125 Look, I'll pay you back. 943 00:55:40,127 --> 00:55:42,797 You couldn't pay me back for a Life Saver. 944 00:55:45,232 --> 00:55:46,964 It's not the money. 945 00:55:46,966 --> 00:55:49,234 It's where will you be when we're gone. 946 00:55:49,236 --> 00:55:52,239 Who's gonna take care of you when Dad and I are gone? 947 00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:18,832 Hi. 948 00:56:54,368 --> 00:56:56,167 Sarah. 949 00:56:56,169 --> 00:56:57,569 Hi, Grandma. 950 00:56:57,571 --> 00:56:59,069 Hi. Who's this? 951 00:56:59,071 --> 00:57:02,339 This is my boyfriend, David Cohen. 952 00:57:02,341 --> 00:57:04,275 - Hi, David. - How are ya? 953 00:57:04,277 --> 00:57:07,444 Would you like a tequila? 954 00:57:07,446 --> 00:57:10,549 Uh, no, thanks. I'm not thirsty. 955 00:57:10,551 --> 00:57:13,284 - But thank you. - Oh, you're welcome. 956 00:57:13,286 --> 00:57:14,152 Okay. 957 00:57:14,154 --> 00:57:16,420 - Excuse me. I'm going in. - Oh, I'm sorry. 958 00:57:16,422 --> 00:57:17,325 Yeah, it's all right. 959 00:57:20,127 --> 00:57:21,493 She's my grandma. 960 00:57:21,495 --> 00:57:22,594 Oh. 961 00:57:22,596 --> 00:57:24,161 She's an alcoholic. 962 00:57:24,163 --> 00:57:25,132 Oh. 963 00:57:39,446 --> 00:57:41,179 There's me at my bar mitzvah. 964 00:57:41,181 --> 00:57:42,179 Oh. 965 00:57:42,181 --> 00:57:45,252 Yeah. I was a cute kid back then. 966 00:57:53,259 --> 00:57:55,192 That's my prom date. 967 00:57:55,194 --> 00:57:57,364 I didn't even get to kiss her. 968 00:57:58,464 --> 00:58:00,065 That's too bad. 969 00:58:00,067 --> 00:58:02,069 Well, that's high school. 970 00:58:53,953 --> 00:58:56,122 Say hi to the camera, David. 971 00:59:17,277 --> 00:59:20,145 So what do you think, huh? Isn't it great? 972 00:59:20,147 --> 00:59:22,917 I mean, that's my whole autobiography, you know. 973 00:59:24,216 --> 00:59:28,018 O-Overall, I really, really loved it. Um... 974 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:29,386 It's a powerful film. 975 00:59:29,388 --> 00:59:32,690 You have to admit, it is very creative, don't you think? 976 00:59:32,692 --> 00:59:35,359 Yeah, it's really... 977 00:59:35,361 --> 00:59:41,333 To be very honest with you, I mean, it's very powerful and very creative. 978 00:59:41,335 --> 00:59:44,234 I really loved it very, very much overall, except for... 979 00:59:44,236 --> 00:59:46,304 That's right. It's a work of art. 980 00:59:46,306 --> 00:59:50,308 Yeah, that's what I really loved about it, for everything, 981 00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:54,011 except for the ending, which was really, really confusing. 982 00:59:54,013 --> 00:59:55,714 But that's the point. 983 00:59:55,716 --> 01:00:00,484 Nobody says when I grow up, I choose to be that, you know? 984 01:00:00,486 --> 01:00:04,254 And sometimes changes happen for the worst, 985 01:00:04,256 --> 01:00:08,261 and people just have a sad ending after that, and that's realistic. 986 01:00:09,495 --> 01:00:11,261 Yuh! Like that. 987 01:00:11,263 --> 01:00:13,565 - You know those tics and all that? - Yeah, I... 988 01:00:13,567 --> 01:00:15,466 - Those noises that I make? - I'm perfectly aware of that. 989 01:00:15,468 --> 01:00:18,569 But, David, let me give you also positive critiques. 990 01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:21,339 What I did really, really love... your childhood memories. 991 01:00:21,341 --> 01:00:24,275 - Your bar mitzvah and your graduation. - I know. 992 01:00:24,277 --> 01:00:27,178 They were so rewarding and so special. 993 01:00:27,180 --> 01:00:30,047 - You know my cousin, Matt Cone? - Yeah. 994 01:00:30,049 --> 01:00:33,150 You know how Sammy always says, "Oh, Matt Cone this, Matt Cone that. 995 01:00:33,152 --> 01:00:34,652 I want Matt Cone." You know why? 996 01:00:34,654 --> 01:00:36,788 He's a very, very important person. 997 01:00:36,790 --> 01:00:38,390 He's an actor and all that. 998 01:00:38,392 --> 01:00:40,658 - A real big-time celebrity. - Mm-hmm. 999 01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:44,194 - He's going to, like, put this in a film festival. - Mm-hmm. 1000 01:00:44,196 --> 01:00:46,096 Palm Beach International Film Festival. 1001 01:00:46,098 --> 01:00:47,598 He's gonna open the door for me, 1002 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,636 and I'm gonna catch my big break in Hollywood. 1003 01:00:51,638 --> 01:00:53,341 - You know? - Cool. 1004 01:00:55,241 --> 01:00:57,042 Sarah, can I ask you something? 1005 01:00:57,044 --> 01:00:58,442 Yes, David. Sure. 1006 01:00:58,444 --> 01:01:02,212 I mean, I know that I seem like a big shot 1007 01:01:02,214 --> 01:01:05,583 driving around town with my limo driver 1008 01:01:05,585 --> 01:01:09,286 and treating you to all these nice fancy restaurants. 1009 01:01:09,288 --> 01:01:11,188 It never occurred to you, 1010 01:01:11,190 --> 01:01:16,161 "Oh, this kid's just a total bum with no future. 1011 01:01:16,163 --> 01:01:17,694 He's just a complete bum." 1012 01:01:17,696 --> 01:01:19,464 You don't think I'm a bum, do you? 1013 01:01:19,466 --> 01:01:22,167 Absolutely not, David. 1014 01:01:22,169 --> 01:01:26,337 I think you're really, really bright, 1015 01:01:26,339 --> 01:01:28,138 very smart, 1016 01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:33,478 really, really a glorious, hunky, sensational 1017 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:38,549 and just so sexy and attractive-looking 1018 01:01:38,551 --> 01:01:42,420 to a point that it's really getting me 1019 01:01:42,422 --> 01:01:48,192 in a very horny and sexually-arousing mood right now. 1020 01:01:48,194 --> 01:01:50,497 Wow. Oh, my God. You have your hand on my leg. 1021 01:02:24,730 --> 01:02:28,134 That feels so sexually arousing. 1022 01:02:31,872 --> 01:02:33,339 Oh, God. 1023 01:03:20,187 --> 01:03:21,489 Hi! 1024 01:03:24,857 --> 01:03:25,924 Hi. 1025 01:03:25,926 --> 01:03:28,225 Go, Josh! Go, Josh! 1026 01:03:28,227 --> 01:03:30,795 Go, Josh! Go, Josh! 1027 01:03:30,797 --> 01:03:33,598 Go, Sarah! Go, Sarah! Go, Sarah! 1028 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,900 Go, Henry! Go, Henry! 1029 01:03:35,902 --> 01:03:39,437 Go, Henry! Go, Henry! 1030 01:03:39,439 --> 01:03:40,406 Go, Sammy! 1031 01:03:41,774 --> 01:03:43,507 Oh, yeah, baby! 1032 01:03:43,509 --> 01:03:45,810 It's so easy. It's a piece of cake. 1033 01:03:45,812 --> 01:03:47,645 I'll teach you, David. 1034 01:03:47,647 --> 01:03:48,980 I don't like to dance. 1035 01:03:48,982 --> 01:03:52,353 But I'll teach you. It's a piece of cake. Come to the dance floor. 1036 01:03:54,888 --> 01:03:56,524 I'll show you how to dance. 1037 01:03:58,257 --> 01:04:01,161 What about your moves, David? Show me your moves. 1038 01:04:05,564 --> 01:04:06,598 Yeah! 1039 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,569 Whoo! 1040 01:04:15,007 --> 01:04:16,676 Go, David! 1041 01:04:43,870 --> 01:04:47,575 I would like to make a toast to Sarah and David. 1042 01:04:48,674 --> 01:04:52,609 As somebody who has dated many men, 1043 01:04:52,611 --> 01:04:58,049 I never thought you would find love like you did with David. 1044 01:04:58,051 --> 01:05:02,286 You two are really going to make it as a couple! 1045 01:05:02,288 --> 01:05:03,687 I know it. 1046 01:05:03,689 --> 01:05:05,056 So here is to you. 1047 01:05:05,058 --> 01:05:07,025 To Sarah and David! 1048 01:05:07,027 --> 01:05:09,893 To Sarah and David! 1049 01:05:09,895 --> 01:05:10,995 To Sarah and David. 1050 01:05:10,997 --> 01:05:14,299 It's getting a little sappy for my taste here. 1051 01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:17,835 When we say "I love you," 1052 01:05:17,837 --> 01:05:21,772 we're really trying to say to the other person, 1053 01:05:21,774 --> 01:05:23,574 "I like you enough 1054 01:05:23,576 --> 01:05:26,044 not to wanna rip your face off 1055 01:05:26,046 --> 01:05:30,315 and feed it to a dog, feed it to a mongrel." 1056 01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:32,382 That would be a bummer. 1057 01:05:32,384 --> 01:05:34,384 I don't believe that for a minute. 1058 01:05:34,386 --> 01:05:37,054 I think you two will get married 1059 01:05:37,056 --> 01:05:38,790 and Matt and I will get married, 1060 01:05:38,792 --> 01:05:41,859 and the four of us are going to be family together 1061 01:05:41,861 --> 01:05:43,328 and friends together. 1062 01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:45,330 How can you have friends 1063 01:05:45,332 --> 01:05:49,567 if the person next to you is the one who's gonna sell you out 1064 01:05:49,569 --> 01:05:52,103 to save his own ass, you know. 1065 01:05:52,105 --> 01:05:53,437 It would be boring. 1066 01:05:53,439 --> 01:05:55,873 Imagine if you didn't have someone to nuke. 1067 01:05:55,875 --> 01:05:57,607 Come on, man. 1068 01:05:57,609 --> 01:05:58,975 Do you watch a lot of Fox News? 1069 01:05:58,977 --> 01:06:01,078 I'm a Fox News junkie. 1070 01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:06,783 I like it the way Homer Simpson likes Duff at Moe's Tavern. 1071 01:06:06,785 --> 01:06:09,087 Do you know what Homer Simpson said to the drug dealer? 1072 01:06:09,089 --> 01:06:10,821 - No. What? - What? 1073 01:06:10,823 --> 01:06:12,522 "D'ohpe!" 1074 01:06:12,524 --> 01:06:14,427 Oh, my God. 1075 01:06:15,462 --> 01:06:17,428 - Oh, my God. - D'ohpe! 1076 01:06:17,430 --> 01:06:20,098 You know, I'm with Nancy Reagan there. 1077 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,400 Ooh! 1078 01:06:22,402 --> 01:06:24,571 Can you pass the potato? 1079 01:06:25,504 --> 01:06:27,504 And the macaroni? 1080 01:06:27,506 --> 01:06:28,973 - Any more chicken cutlets? - Here you go. 1081 01:06:28,975 --> 01:06:31,042 On your way, you're Russian. 1082 01:06:31,044 --> 01:06:32,976 When you get in, European. 1083 01:06:32,978 --> 01:06:34,112 When you come out, 1084 01:06:34,114 --> 01:06:35,882 you're Finnish. 1085 01:06:37,484 --> 01:06:39,984 What does a soda machine have in common 1086 01:06:39,986 --> 01:06:41,587 with Monica Lewinsky? 1087 01:06:42,855 --> 01:06:44,725 Both say "insert bill here." 1088 01:06:51,131 --> 01:06:52,129 Oh, let Sarah. 1089 01:06:52,131 --> 01:06:53,864 - No. - Come on, Sarah. 1090 01:06:53,866 --> 01:06:57,504 - I don't know any jokes. - The jokes are gluten-free. 1091 01:06:59,471 --> 01:07:02,739 - I don't know any jokes. - Don't pressure her. Come on, come on, guys. 1092 01:07:02,741 --> 01:07:05,042 - I don't know any jokes. - It's okay. It's okay. 1093 01:07:05,044 --> 01:07:06,777 I got one. I got one. 1094 01:07:06,779 --> 01:07:09,813 This one got me into a bit of trouble. 1095 01:07:09,815 --> 01:07:13,750 Why did the Jewish guy divorce his wife when she became a cop? 1096 01:07:13,752 --> 01:07:15,823 - Why? - 'Cause Jews cannot eat pork. 1097 01:07:23,029 --> 01:07:27,598 So we've got our showcase Night to Shine coming up really soon. 1098 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,469 And I also have registration for the fall semester. 1099 01:07:31,471 --> 01:07:34,571 If anyone wants to sign up for the fall, 1100 01:07:34,573 --> 01:07:36,574 be sure to register and write your name down 1101 01:07:36,576 --> 01:07:38,909 because this registration goes really quickly. 1102 01:07:38,911 --> 01:07:41,846 There's a clipboard going around this side of the room, 1103 01:07:41,848 --> 01:07:43,980 but I'm gonna start another one over here. 1104 01:07:43,982 --> 01:07:46,817 Just put your name down, and I hope to see you in the fall 1105 01:07:46,819 --> 01:07:48,853 so we can have more fun together. 1106 01:08:13,245 --> 01:08:15,645 I just don't understand why you're leaving. 1107 01:08:15,647 --> 01:08:18,885 Why aren't you coming back, David? 1108 01:08:22,956 --> 01:08:24,892 I don't know. I just can't. 1109 01:08:32,866 --> 01:08:34,568 Can I ask you something, Sarah? 1110 01:08:35,702 --> 01:08:38,636 Do you wanna live with your grandmother forever? 1111 01:08:38,638 --> 01:08:41,809 I mean, you do wanna grow, right? You're a grown woman. 1112 01:08:42,876 --> 01:08:44,842 Yeah. 1113 01:08:44,844 --> 01:08:47,848 Don't you wanna have all the things that normal people have? 1114 01:08:50,148 --> 01:08:51,949 I wanna marry you. 1115 01:08:51,951 --> 01:08:56,023 I don't see myself being with anyone else but you, Sarah. 1116 01:08:57,590 --> 01:09:01,028 If I had to go to Florida, would you come with me? 1117 01:09:06,899 --> 01:09:08,266 To Florida? 1118 01:09:08,268 --> 01:09:10,735 No, no, no, no. She can't come to Florida. 1119 01:09:10,737 --> 01:09:15,172 I don't even know this girl, and you want her to live with us for six months? 1120 01:09:15,174 --> 01:09:16,841 What if she just comes for the ride 1121 01:09:16,843 --> 01:09:19,744 and she can stay at Aunt Evelyn's and Uncle Harry's? 1122 01:09:19,746 --> 01:09:21,811 In Boca. 1123 01:09:21,813 --> 01:09:24,548 She's not some girl from some crazy house though. 1124 01:09:24,550 --> 01:09:28,285 She really has it together and she's beautiful, 1125 01:09:28,287 --> 01:09:29,920 and she's Jewish too, Mom. 1126 01:09:29,922 --> 01:09:34,862 You'd love her so much, you'd probably want her to be your daughter-in-law one day. 1127 01:09:36,662 --> 01:09:40,231 Maybe... Maybe someday we'll meet her, 1128 01:09:40,233 --> 01:09:43,334 but-but we don't bring people to Florida, 1129 01:09:43,336 --> 01:09:45,602 especially people that we don't know. 1130 01:09:45,604 --> 01:09:48,905 Okay? That dad and I haven't met, so... 1131 01:09:48,907 --> 01:09:53,643 Okay. Well, what if I told you she's upstairs right now in my bedroom? 1132 01:09:53,645 --> 01:09:56,517 I invited her for the weekend. 1133 01:10:09,795 --> 01:10:10,863 Hmm. 1134 01:10:13,632 --> 01:10:15,333 Look, this has no gluten in it. 1135 01:10:15,335 --> 01:10:17,067 It's very good. It's very healthy. 1136 01:10:17,069 --> 01:10:19,169 Wow. it looks really delicious and yummy in the tummy. 1137 01:10:19,171 --> 01:10:20,804 Potatoes. Beets. 1138 01:10:20,806 --> 01:10:22,272 Here, try this. Try it. 1139 01:10:22,274 --> 01:10:24,642 - Tell me what you think of this. - Mmm. 1140 01:10:24,644 --> 01:10:27,143 Oh, I love it. It's absolutely delicious. 1141 01:10:27,145 --> 01:10:30,616 Groovalicious and really yummy in the tummy. 1142 01:10:35,321 --> 01:10:38,688 So, Sarah, how did you two meet? 1143 01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:42,258 Oh, well, Carrie, that's a great question. 1144 01:10:42,260 --> 01:10:44,628 Um, David and I... us two met 1145 01:10:44,630 --> 01:10:48,932 uh, a place called the Jewish Community Center. 1146 01:10:48,934 --> 01:10:51,235 - And I found the perfect one, right here. - Mm-hmm. 1147 01:10:51,237 --> 01:10:56,042 It was a dream come true. It was very romantic and sexual. 1148 01:10:56,876 --> 01:10:57,941 It was what? 1149 01:10:57,943 --> 01:11:00,177 I mean, Mom, Dad, you see how happy I am, you know? 1150 01:11:00,179 --> 01:11:02,646 Sarah is the most amazing thing that ever happened to me. 1151 01:11:02,648 --> 01:11:04,850 She's the one for me. 1152 01:11:06,251 --> 01:11:10,087 How long did it take to realize that this was the one? 1153 01:11:10,089 --> 01:11:12,856 We met over a month ago, but officially, 1154 01:11:12,858 --> 01:11:16,060 - we've been going out for roughly two weeks. - Mm-hmm. 1155 01:11:16,062 --> 01:11:17,727 We've been dating. 1156 01:11:17,729 --> 01:11:19,362 - Two weeks? - Yes. 1157 01:11:19,364 --> 01:11:20,731 Mm-hmm. 1158 01:11:20,733 --> 01:11:22,799 - Mm-hmm. That's 14 days. - Yeah. 1159 01:11:22,801 --> 01:11:24,638 Half a month. 1160 01:11:32,979 --> 01:11:35,146 If you have any questions, you know what to do, okay? 1161 01:11:35,148 --> 01:11:36,880 Don't worry about trying to understand. 1162 01:11:36,882 --> 01:11:38,682 Just follow the leader. 1163 01:11:38,684 --> 01:11:40,418 That's right. Follow the leader. Okay? 1164 01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,919 Just pretend you're interested in what they have to say. 1165 01:11:42,921 --> 01:11:44,754 If they laugh, you laugh. 1166 01:11:44,756 --> 01:11:47,391 If they look serious, you look serious. Okay? 1167 01:11:47,393 --> 01:11:50,761 In other words, I will try my best to lighten my load, 1168 01:11:50,763 --> 01:11:52,797 take a chill pill and have a wonderful time. 1169 01:11:52,799 --> 01:11:55,432 Yeah, we just need to chill out tonight, okay? 1170 01:11:55,434 --> 01:11:57,834 In other words, get the lay of the land, 1171 01:11:57,836 --> 01:12:00,271 cool ourselves off and have a wonderful time. 1172 01:12:00,273 --> 01:12:03,307 You don't even have to say that. Just say, "Yeah, okay, cool. That's great." 1173 01:12:03,309 --> 01:12:06,142 Okay, cool, take a chill pill, lighten our loads, take it easy... 1174 01:12:06,144 --> 01:12:07,811 You know that saying, "less is more"? 1175 01:12:07,813 --> 01:12:09,312 - I remember perfectly, David. - Yes. 1176 01:12:09,314 --> 01:12:13,883 Uncle Jimmy. How are you? This is my girlfriend, Sarah. 1177 01:12:13,885 --> 01:12:15,319 - Girlfriend? - Yeah. 1178 01:12:15,321 --> 01:12:17,157 Holy moly. Let me get a look. 1179 01:12:18,224 --> 01:12:20,391 Perfect. 1180 01:12:20,393 --> 01:12:23,163 What did the duck say to the bartender? 1181 01:12:24,263 --> 01:12:26,097 - Come on. - Here we go again. 1182 01:12:26,099 --> 01:12:27,298 It's okay. 1183 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:28,899 Um, what? 1184 01:12:28,901 --> 01:12:31,171 Put it on my bill. Ha! 1185 01:12:35,174 --> 01:12:36,943 Multiple meanings! 1186 01:12:38,478 --> 01:12:41,244 Hi. Oh, how lovely to meet you. 1187 01:12:41,246 --> 01:12:44,181 I'm Sarah Silverstein, David Cohen's girlfriend. 1188 01:12:44,183 --> 01:12:47,485 And I love being a performing artist, singing, acting and working with... 1189 01:12:47,487 --> 01:12:50,788 Let me ask you this, Aunt Jessica. 1190 01:12:50,790 --> 01:12:53,524 Or what about you? Um, what's your name? 1191 01:12:53,526 --> 01:12:57,831 What are your passions and careers that you guys like to do for fun? 1192 01:12:58,930 --> 01:13:01,766 Well, we, uh... we love artwork. 1193 01:13:01,768 --> 01:13:03,834 We like to go to art shows, 1194 01:13:03,836 --> 01:13:05,835 and we like to travel. 1195 01:13:05,837 --> 01:13:08,505 What kind of art shows do you guys like? 1196 01:13:08,507 --> 01:13:10,473 We go to a lot of craft shows. 1197 01:13:10,475 --> 01:13:11,978 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 1198 01:13:14,947 --> 01:13:18,115 It's a really great pleasure to meet you. 1199 01:13:18,117 --> 01:13:19,383 What a blessing. 1200 01:13:19,385 --> 01:13:21,285 I really love your outfit too. 1201 01:13:21,287 --> 01:13:23,521 I love the color pink. It's my second favorite color. 1202 01:13:23,523 --> 01:13:26,323 Thank you. You're very interesting. 1203 01:13:26,325 --> 01:13:30,096 Thank you. It was a pleasure meeting you too. 1204 01:13:33,232 --> 01:13:36,100 - I mean, boy, you really love those garnishes. - Yeah. 1205 01:13:36,102 --> 01:13:38,268 Down the hatch-a-roonie it goes. 1206 01:13:38,270 --> 01:13:39,404 Yep. 1207 01:13:39,406 --> 01:13:43,140 Mmm. I tasted it. It was so yummy in the tummy. 1208 01:13:43,142 --> 01:13:46,442 Didn't you have enough to eat, sweetheart? 1209 01:13:46,444 --> 01:13:47,913 Um... 1210 01:13:49,514 --> 01:13:50,548 - Right? - I'm fine. 1211 01:13:50,550 --> 01:13:51,882 Everybody's okay. 1212 01:13:51,884 --> 01:13:53,883 I'm perfectly fine. 1213 01:13:56,087 --> 01:13:58,090 We really had a great time. 1214 01:14:00,827 --> 01:14:02,426 Did he ever tell you any of his jokes? 1215 01:14:02,428 --> 01:14:04,494 Oh, many, many times in the past. 1216 01:14:04,496 --> 01:14:06,396 They're a bit very confusing. 1217 01:14:06,398 --> 01:14:09,066 It took me a lot of time to process and understand them. 1218 01:14:09,068 --> 01:14:11,201 - Two Jews walk into a bar. - Right. 1219 01:14:11,203 --> 01:14:12,369 They buy it. 1220 01:14:15,041 --> 01:14:16,574 You know why he cracks me up? 1221 01:14:16,576 --> 01:14:18,342 I don't know. 1222 01:14:23,114 --> 01:14:24,848 I love your song. It was wonderful. 1223 01:14:24,850 --> 01:14:26,549 - What? - I love your song. 1224 01:14:26,551 --> 01:14:29,285 - What's the name of that song? "The Sun..." - ? The sun goes ? 1225 01:14:29,287 --> 01:14:31,856 - Thank you. - We have to clear out the boathouse for Matt. 1226 01:14:31,858 --> 01:14:32,923 - Oh. - Matt's here? 1227 01:14:32,925 --> 01:14:34,057 In the boathouse. 1228 01:14:34,059 --> 01:14:36,062 My cousin Matt. Remember Matt Cone? 1229 01:14:42,602 --> 01:14:44,602 - Ladies first. - Thank you. 1230 01:14:44,604 --> 01:14:46,904 - Just walk on the pebbles. - Okay. 1231 01:14:46,906 --> 01:14:49,075 On the pebbles. On the pebbles. 1232 01:14:50,609 --> 01:14:52,344 No, on the pebbles. 1233 01:14:53,379 --> 01:14:55,245 Yeah. Step down. 1234 01:14:55,247 --> 01:14:57,149 It's okay. It's okay. 1235 01:14:58,317 --> 01:15:00,116 I got you. I got you. 1236 01:15:00,118 --> 01:15:02,619 Oh. Sand. 1237 01:15:02,621 --> 01:15:04,420 I'm on the sand. You're on the rocks. 1238 01:15:04,422 --> 01:15:06,089 See? 1239 01:15:06,091 --> 01:15:08,228 We're on our way to the party. 1240 01:15:09,895 --> 01:15:11,628 See? You're not getting muddy at all. 1241 01:15:11,630 --> 01:15:12,996 Ooh. 1242 01:15:12,998 --> 01:15:15,231 You don't have to step on that rock, but... 1243 01:15:15,233 --> 01:15:17,634 Yeah, here we are. 1244 01:15:17,636 --> 01:15:19,969 We live our lives. We're busy. And all this stuff going on... 1245 01:15:19,971 --> 01:15:21,472 Yeah, but then that kind of implies 1246 01:15:21,474 --> 01:15:23,307 that you're not present enough with each other 1247 01:15:23,309 --> 01:15:25,441 on a day-to-day basis to know that... 1248 01:15:25,443 --> 01:15:28,078 Yo, Matt. What's up, Matt? 1249 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:30,914 Whoa. David. Holy... Dude, I can't believe you're here. 1250 01:15:30,916 --> 01:15:32,016 What's going on? 1251 01:15:32,018 --> 01:15:35,652 Yo, it's my girlfriend, Sarah. 1252 01:15:35,654 --> 01:15:37,154 - Your girlfriend? - Yeah, my girlfriend. 1253 01:15:37,156 --> 01:15:39,522 Yeah? Is he paying you? 1254 01:15:39,524 --> 01:15:40,990 - Shut up, Matt. - Oh, I'm just kidding. 1255 01:15:40,992 --> 01:15:42,927 You're just pulling my chain, Matt. 1256 01:15:42,929 --> 01:15:45,396 Yes, I am, Sarah. I'm sorry. I have a messed-up sense of humor. 1257 01:15:45,398 --> 01:15:47,530 - It's cool, man. It's cool. Yo. - Yeah, come on in. 1258 01:15:47,532 --> 01:15:50,200 - Celebrate with us. Let's make this a bigger holiday. - Yeah. 1259 01:15:50,202 --> 01:15:53,469 - Yeah, so you remember Karen, of course. - Hey, Karen. How are you? 1260 01:15:53,471 --> 01:15:55,271 - And Julia. - Hi. 1261 01:15:55,273 --> 01:15:56,406 Nice to meet you. 1262 01:15:56,408 --> 01:15:58,174 - What's up, Luke? - What's up, David? 1263 01:15:58,176 --> 01:16:00,209 - What's up, man? - Hey, good to see you, brother. 1264 01:16:00,211 --> 01:16:01,411 - And this is... - Sarah. 1265 01:16:01,413 --> 01:16:02,679 Hi, Sarah. 1266 01:16:02,681 --> 01:16:04,147 Sit down, you guys, please. 1267 01:16:04,149 --> 01:16:05,982 Thank you guys so much for hosting us. 1268 01:16:05,984 --> 01:16:07,250 - Thank you for having us. - Thank you. 1269 01:16:07,252 --> 01:16:10,087 So this is David's place that we are crashing at. 1270 01:16:10,089 --> 01:16:11,422 David, this is amazing. Thanks for having us. 1271 01:16:11,424 --> 01:16:13,524 Thank you. It's an honor having you guys here. 1272 01:16:13,526 --> 01:16:16,026 Yeah, it's an amazing honor for us to be here with you too. 1273 01:16:16,028 --> 01:16:17,593 I mean, the star of Malibu Mohawks. 1274 01:16:17,595 --> 01:16:19,562 A movie star. 1275 01:16:19,564 --> 01:16:22,066 - No, no, no. - He loves it. He loves it. 1276 01:16:22,068 --> 01:16:24,034 Mm, not talking about that right now. 1277 01:16:24,036 --> 01:16:26,235 Why don't you tell him our other news? 1278 01:16:26,237 --> 01:16:28,038 - Oh, my God. - I popped the question. 1279 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,707 - Wow. - Wow. You're getting married? 1280 01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:31,275 You said yes? 1281 01:16:31,277 --> 01:16:33,177 Yeah, I said yes. I'm wearing the ring. 1282 01:16:33,179 --> 01:16:34,177 Of course. 1283 01:16:34,179 --> 01:16:36,112 Congratulations. Mazel tov. 1284 01:16:36,114 --> 01:16:38,548 - Thank you. - So are we! 1285 01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:41,285 - You guys too? - We've been discussing it lately, 1286 01:16:41,287 --> 01:16:43,052 like in theory and all that, you know? 1287 01:16:43,054 --> 01:16:45,722 You don't waste any time, huh, man? 1288 01:16:45,724 --> 01:16:48,057 - Are you nervous? - It's been the best two weeks of my life. 1289 01:16:48,059 --> 01:16:50,393 Yeah, David was especially really, really nervous. 1290 01:16:50,395 --> 01:16:51,628 No, I'm not. 1291 01:16:51,630 --> 01:16:55,332 About the... Yes. It's about the penis going inside the vagina. 1292 01:16:55,334 --> 01:16:56,400 Whoa. 1293 01:16:56,402 --> 01:16:57,435 - Oh. - No, no, no, no. 1294 01:16:57,437 --> 01:17:00,570 But I did teach him how to have sexual intercourse 1295 01:17:00,572 --> 01:17:04,674 in a very constructive way for the very first time 1296 01:17:04,676 --> 01:17:08,344 - at my bedroom in my apartment. - Use a condom. 1297 01:17:08,346 --> 01:17:09,679 Oh! 1298 01:17:11,216 --> 01:17:14,219 I love condoms. I live in a condom. 1299 01:17:16,688 --> 01:17:18,454 She's just very sheltered. 1300 01:17:18,456 --> 01:17:20,524 She thought you're talking about condos. 1301 01:17:20,526 --> 01:17:22,459 What? 1302 01:17:22,461 --> 01:17:26,396 Not only am I very innocent and really beautiful princess, 1303 01:17:26,398 --> 01:17:30,536 but I'm a lyric soprano singer with perfect pitch. 1304 01:17:32,337 --> 01:17:39,075 ? Let me call you Sweetheart ? 1305 01:17:39,077 --> 01:17:46,383 ? I'm in love with you ? 1306 01:17:46,385 --> 01:17:51,588 ? Let me hear you whisper ? 1307 01:17:51,590 --> 01:17:52,722 Okay. 1308 01:17:52,724 --> 01:17:54,357 ? That you love me too ? 1309 01:17:54,359 --> 01:17:56,392 That's wonderful, isn't it? That's great, okay? 1310 01:17:56,394 --> 01:17:59,295 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - She's got a nice voice. 1311 01:17:59,297 --> 01:18:01,565 Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. 1312 01:18:01,567 --> 01:18:08,304 ? Let me call you Sweetheart ? 1313 01:18:08,306 --> 01:18:14,578 ? I'm in love with you ? 1314 01:18:14,580 --> 01:18:17,080 - Please stop. - ? I'm in love with you ? 1315 01:18:17,082 --> 01:18:18,449 Stop it. Zip it. 1316 01:18:18,451 --> 01:18:21,451 Please, please. I'm sorry. Just... Please. 1317 01:18:21,453 --> 01:18:25,155 I'm sorry. You're right in my ear and-and piercing my ears, okay? 1318 01:18:25,157 --> 01:18:28,228 Okay, please? Please. 1319 01:18:29,627 --> 01:18:31,294 I mean, Matt was applauding it. 1320 01:18:31,296 --> 01:18:32,795 I know. I know. But you don't understand. 1321 01:18:32,797 --> 01:18:36,866 People are clapping because they're trying to be polite. 1322 01:18:36,868 --> 01:18:38,869 - They don't like your music. - I was just... 1323 01:18:38,871 --> 01:18:41,472 - You're embarrassing me. - I was just... 1324 01:18:41,474 --> 01:18:43,507 In front of some very important people. 1325 01:18:43,509 --> 01:18:45,843 You're even embarrassing yourself. 1326 01:18:45,845 --> 01:18:48,515 Just trust me. Okay? 1327 01:18:49,482 --> 01:18:52,382 So, how about this? 1328 01:18:52,384 --> 01:18:55,418 A guy walks into a sex shop, right? 1329 01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:59,323 And he says, "I want a blow-up doll." 1330 01:18:59,325 --> 01:19:01,191 "A male doll or female doll?" 1331 01:19:01,193 --> 01:19:04,464 "A male doll." "A black doll or white doll?" 1332 01:19:31,623 --> 01:19:33,425 Oh. 1333 01:20:28,581 --> 01:20:29,745 What's wrong? 1334 01:20:29,747 --> 01:20:30,981 Where's Sarah? 1335 01:20:30,983 --> 01:20:32,816 Well, she begged me to take her home. 1336 01:20:32,818 --> 01:20:34,521 Geraldo's driving her back. 1337 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,489 What happened? 1338 01:20:39,992 --> 01:20:41,792 Nothing. 1339 01:20:41,794 --> 01:20:43,662 Okay. 1340 01:21:10,322 --> 01:21:11,754 The mailbox is full 1341 01:21:11,756 --> 01:21:13,923 and cannot accept any messages at this time. 1342 01:21:13,925 --> 01:21:15,327 Good-bye. 1343 01:21:28,607 --> 01:21:30,777 David, give me some of the lox, please. 1344 01:21:33,612 --> 01:21:34,781 David. 1345 01:21:37,683 --> 01:21:38,618 David. 1346 01:21:40,419 --> 01:21:43,590 Will you pass Dad the lox? We've asked you three times. 1347 01:21:45,623 --> 01:21:47,057 Thanks, honey. 1348 01:21:47,059 --> 01:21:48,361 You okay? 1349 01:21:50,362 --> 01:21:53,362 He's a little upset about that girl. 1350 01:21:53,364 --> 01:21:55,632 Oh, your bride. 1351 01:21:55,634 --> 01:21:57,034 Are you joking? 1352 01:21:57,036 --> 01:21:59,272 Never mind. It's a private joke. 1353 01:22:01,607 --> 01:22:05,308 Oh, it would have been a lot, sweetheart, with all you go through, 1354 01:22:05,310 --> 01:22:08,411 to take care of someone with problems like that. 1355 01:22:08,413 --> 01:22:09,849 What was her issue anyway? 1356 01:22:10,782 --> 01:22:12,618 She had an LD. 1357 01:22:13,419 --> 01:22:15,084 An LD. What's that? 1358 01:22:15,086 --> 01:22:16,820 Learning disability. 1359 01:22:16,822 --> 01:22:19,325 Oh, I'd say more than that. 1360 01:22:20,459 --> 01:22:22,426 Was she brain damaged? 1361 01:22:22,428 --> 01:22:25,795 I mean, you'd ask her a simple question and she'd talk your head off. 1362 01:22:25,797 --> 01:22:28,632 It was a non-verbal learning disability. 1363 01:22:28,634 --> 01:22:32,668 She also ate a dozen radish roses off my fish platter. 1364 01:22:32,670 --> 01:22:35,504 A dozen radishes. I'm not kidding. 1365 01:22:35,506 --> 01:22:36,776 I thought she was sweet. 1366 01:22:38,410 --> 01:22:39,545 She was weird. 1367 01:22:40,979 --> 01:22:44,448 David, better you should find someone 1368 01:22:44,450 --> 01:22:48,618 who maybe is more advanced at things than you are. 1369 01:22:48,620 --> 01:22:52,388 Like Melinda, that girl you used to date? 1370 01:22:52,390 --> 01:22:55,025 Angie. Whatever happened to Angie? 1371 01:22:55,027 --> 01:22:56,863 The girls from the Internet. 1372 01:23:03,001 --> 01:23:06,570 Well, we go to Florida next week. 1373 01:23:06,572 --> 01:23:08,875 Maybe that'll cheer him up. 1374 01:23:11,443 --> 01:23:14,580 I liked her because she was weird, Mom. 1375 01:23:17,148 --> 01:23:19,451 I'm weird too. 1376 01:23:27,826 --> 01:23:30,927 What do you think about this for Annie and this for Zach? 1377 01:23:30,929 --> 01:23:34,897 Sammy, is Sarah backstage? I really need to speak to her, okay? 1378 01:23:34,899 --> 01:23:37,801 Backstage is for actors who wanna be in my play, 1379 01:23:37,803 --> 01:23:41,137 not for actors who called it "a load of bullshit," like you called it. 1380 01:23:41,139 --> 01:23:43,073 I wanna be an actor in your play, okay? 1381 01:23:43,075 --> 01:23:46,008 I'll even go butt naked if you want. 1382 01:23:46,010 --> 01:23:49,812 I'll even do a gay sex scene with you. Just let me see Sarah. 1383 01:23:49,814 --> 01:23:54,918 After what you did to her, she decided she wants nothing to do with you. 1384 01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:58,021 So please go away, you asshole. 1385 01:24:04,630 --> 01:24:07,463 ? Who knows where we will ? 1386 01:24:07,465 --> 01:24:11,034 ? Or where we will be ? 1387 01:24:11,036 --> 01:24:14,603 ? Whether it be on a horse ? 1388 01:24:14,605 --> 01:24:18,909 ? Or in a history course ? 1389 01:24:18,911 --> 01:24:22,945 The other day my dad said he wanted some wine, so I gave him some. 1390 01:24:22,947 --> 01:24:25,582 "Dad, do I have to?" 1391 01:24:25,584 --> 01:24:28,485 I get very angry when innocent people get hurt by bullies. 1392 01:24:28,487 --> 01:24:30,853 And it is my job to protect them. 1393 01:24:30,855 --> 01:24:32,722 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo- whoo-whoo-whoo! 1394 01:24:32,724 --> 01:24:37,227 Try to find what's going on in their mind 1395 01:24:37,229 --> 01:24:41,765 when you see somebody who's in need. 1396 01:24:41,767 --> 01:24:43,933 For those of you who don't know me, 1397 01:24:43,935 --> 01:24:48,538 my name is Jared Klimber, and I'm from the South Shore of Long Island. 1398 01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:51,141 I would like to take a moment. 1399 01:24:51,143 --> 01:24:53,776 Just because I grew up on an educated... 1400 01:24:53,778 --> 01:24:56,146 What do you do with the mad that you feel 1401 01:24:56,148 --> 01:24:58,815 when you feel so mad you could bite? 1402 01:24:58,817 --> 01:25:02,985 What do you say when you see a fawn? "Oh, dear." 1403 01:25:18,504 --> 01:25:20,536 Hi. I'm Sarah. 1404 01:25:20,538 --> 01:25:22,838 Um, I really wanna take this time 1405 01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:27,646 to show the entire world my musical theater beauty glow. 1406 01:27:41,345 --> 01:27:43,049 You getting on or not? 1407 01:27:45,716 --> 01:27:47,719 You getting on or not, man? 1408 01:27:56,361 --> 01:27:58,027 Here, keep the change. 1409 01:27:58,029 --> 01:27:59,732 Exact change. 1410 01:28:04,301 --> 01:28:06,738 2.75. 1411 01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:12,944 One, two... 1412 01:28:16,915 --> 01:28:17,813 Aah! 1413 01:28:17,815 --> 01:28:21,886 Sorry. I-I-I've never been on a bus before. 1414 01:28:26,090 --> 01:28:28,825 Do you have $2.75, sir? 1415 01:28:28,827 --> 01:28:29,762 Aah. 1416 01:28:31,095 --> 01:28:35,901 One, two, three, um... 1417 01:28:41,339 --> 01:28:43,175 Sarah? 1418 01:28:53,452 --> 01:28:55,221 I don't know how much. 1419 01:29:00,192 --> 01:29:01,725 That's it. 1420 01:29:01,727 --> 01:29:03,796 No. Just one more quarter. 1421 01:29:48,612 --> 01:29:53,612 Subtitles by explosiveskull 106722

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