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I was in seventh grade...
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when I realized
I was invisible,
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Well, not that kind of invisible,
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No, it was more like I was
just,you know, kind of,.,
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Anonymous, A-N-O-N-
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I-M-O-U-S,
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Anonymous,
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I'm sorry, That's wrong,
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W-O-R-N-G, Wrong,
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It's not that I didn't try,
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I mean, I was always a real...
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Loser,
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L-O-S-E-R, Loser,
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Homework for tomorrow...
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Of course,
when it came to love...
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Pass it on,
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Yeah, That sucked,
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S-U-C-K-E-D, Sucked,
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There was another thing
working against me,
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Hi,
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Hey, I'm Justin,
I live just next door...
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and, uh, my mom sent me over...
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with these brownies
or something,
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Oh, hi, I'm Kate,
W-We just moved here,
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I mean, duh- the boxes
and everything...
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Holy jama lama,
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KATE:
That other thing is... my mom,
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Hi, I'm Lori,
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Um... I made these for you,
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Be careful; you're hot,
I mean...
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they're hot,
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So hot,
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She's never had any trouble
landing men,
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She's just had trouble keeping them,
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I used to keep track,
but I found it exhausting,
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So, I just call 'em all... Skip,
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Hi, Kate,
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I'm going... to be...
your new... father,
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Maybe we shouldn't...
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get ahead
of ourselves now, Skip,
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It's, uh, it's Steve, kiddo,
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Why do you keep calling me Skip?
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KATE:
Because, eventually...
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that's what they all do,
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It's happened so many times
that my mom's developed...
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a very mature reaction,
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A quick therapy session...
or two... or three...
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and then we pack up the car
and flee to another town,
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Okay, maybe being invisible
does have its advantages,
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LORI:
Excuse me!
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Because, moving all the time...
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I never had to deal with the
whole ''awkward good-bye''thing,
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All right, guys, here we go,
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I'm open!
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here's me,
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It wasn't easy,
but in just a few short months...
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I went from
''sort of unknown''to...
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Are you a narc?
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But enough about me,
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This story isn't even about me,
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It's about him,
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John Tucker,
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Let's face it, He is the man,
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Captain of the basketball team,
his family's loaded...
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and he looks somewhere
between an Abercrombie model...
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and a Greek god,
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Tucker!
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Let's go,John!
Kill the Bobcats!
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Not real bobcats,
I mean, they're endangered,
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This is Carrie Schaefer,
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It's no question who's taking
the Kodiaks to State this year,
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John Tucker here,
also known as ''Tuck''...
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- ''T-Man,'' ''T-Dog...''
- T-Dog!
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...some people
call me ''T-Money''...
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but I'm best known
as ''El Capitan,''
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Ho-ho, Heather!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Shake it, baby!
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Short skirts equals talent, Yay,
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Heather's hot!
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Go, Kodiaks!
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Go Kodiaks!
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Hey, Table six,
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I remember the first time...
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I spoke toJohn Tucker,
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It's not like he blew me away
or anything,
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I mean,
I was totally in control,
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- Hi,
- Yes,
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I mean... no,
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I-I mean, y...
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I'm... not quite ready to order,
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Thanks,
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Please tell me
I did notjust curtsy,
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What was I thinking?
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Of course a guy like that
already has a girlfriend,
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That's Carrie Shaeffer,
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Runs the school TVstation...
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not to mention
the Honor Society...
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Junior Achievers, 4-H Club...
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Future Filmmakers of America,
Big Sisters...
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Adopt-A-Shut-In, and...
I think that's it,
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I've decided to write
a children's book,
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Oh, and she's writing
a children's book,
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Mm! You are so sexy
when you speak French,
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Mm...
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Uh, do you guys...
want a minute?
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KATE:
Whoa, scratch that,
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He's got two girlfriends,
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That one's Heather,
head cheerleader,
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Sort of self-explanatory,
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And Molly's all...
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''Why don't
we 'Stomp, Fight, Roar?'''
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''Stomp, Fight, Roar?''
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I know!
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I mean, at halftime?
What a dud,
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Two green salads,
dressing on the side,
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Salmon for her,
Lobster for me,
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I love when you do that,
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I love doing that,
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I love that you love
that I love you doing that,
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And... no need to rush
between courses,
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That top...
looks so hot on you,
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I bet it's even hotter
off of you,
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JOHN:
Never been here before, babe...
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so I hope they have
good vegetarian,
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Okay, stop it already,
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Three girlfriends?
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JOHN:Oh, no! Veal?
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I'm sorry,
Let's just go,
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You know, if I wanted
to torture animals...
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I'd go to a medical lab,
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Hey,
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Which...
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I would never do, 'cause
they... torture animals,
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Okay, I'm not passing judgment...
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but, for whatever reason...
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being a vegan teen activist
is usually code for ''easy, ''
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You know, for you, I don't have
to give up all meat,
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See? I'm not making
this stuff up,
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I don't get it,
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I mean, these girls all
seem so confident and cool,
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How do they not know...
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thatJohn's cheating
on all of them?
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He's a total operator,
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He goes out with girls
from different cliques...
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so that they never
actually talk to each other,
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And then he
tells them that his father...
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won't let him date
during basketball season...
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so they'll have
to keep it a secret,
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How'd you learn all this stuff?
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I don't know,Just a guess,
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- Hey, there he is,
- Yo, bro,
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- He did?
- Yeah, totally,
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Hold on, one second,
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Hey, Yeah, actually...
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What's up, fellas?
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What's up, man?
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Yo, Tuck!
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Agua, please?
And some popcorn,
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What's up, girl?
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Hey,
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Lookin' good,
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Hey,Johnny,
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Hey,
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Hey,
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You got something sweet for me?
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Of course,
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I don't know,
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John was confident...
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in his system forjuggling girls...
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but even he couldn't anticipate
the events of Black Tuesday,
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Oh, my gosh!
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Coach Claypoole!
Are you all right?
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How was he to know...
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Coach Claypoole had acute angina?
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It wasn'tJohn's fault,
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It was a pre-existing condition,
and she stabilized...
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and took early retirement
in Sun City, Florida,
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John Tucker,
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Anyway, the point is...
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Coach Claypoole is
in the hospital...
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so we're combining
all first period gym classes,
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Yeah, yeah, I know,
We all hate each other,
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No, we hate you,
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Okay,Jennifer, Alison, Molly...
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Sarah, Denise and Kimmi, this side!
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My name is Lucretia!
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On this side, I want Beth,
Carrie, Heather and...
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what's-your-face,
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I'm Kate, Kate,
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All right, ladies...
let's play ball!
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You're Heather, right?
I'm Kate,
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So?
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You weren't at the party last night,
Where were you?
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Well, this is totally on the DL,
I mean, not fit to print,
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I'm dating...John Tucker,
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Hey!
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Sorry, It slipped,
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Okay, All right, I'm fine,
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Okay, everybody, Let's play,
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You know what?
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That was no accident!
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He's mine!
Stay away from him!
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Oh, you little brat!
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Oh! Girls! Peace and love!
Come on!
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No guy is worth fighting over!
Stop!
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There's nothing to fight about!
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John Tucker's mine!
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Oh!
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What the hell is your problem?
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I am dating John Tucker,
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Enough!
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She knocked her out,
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Let's get back in the game,
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I said, ''Enough!''
Stop it, Beth,
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Darn it, Coach,
Let me at her!
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-Just let me get them!
- Put those balls down!
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Put those balls down!
Put down those balls!
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Just stop!
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This guy is cheating on all of you...
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and instead of taking it out on him...
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you're beating the shit
out of each other?!
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Language!
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Detention,
You, you, you and you!
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Honestly,
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Who is that?
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I don't know,
Pam... something,
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Uh...
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Sorry, it's, uh...
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Cheap Trick, I understand,
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Yeah, Yeah, it is,
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Yeah, you can't really hum
to Cheap Trick,
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No, once you've started...
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you're kind of obligated to...
to belt it out,
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Yeah,
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I'm Scott,
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You're from...
Chemistry, right?
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Yeah, Yeah, I'm-I'm Kate,
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So, um, where is everybody?
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Detention?
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You-You came early
to detention?
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Oh, um, well, it's, you know...
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I would hate
to m-m-miss a minute...
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of being... detained,
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Hey, babe,
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Hey,John,
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I had a great time with
these two on the beach,
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Ugh...
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Oh, Wow,
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That's not, uh, usually
the reaction he gets from girls,
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It's generally more like a...
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Yeah, okay,
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''Jerk'' isn't really my type,
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Yeah, you're right,
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He can have his jerk moments,
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Oh, I thought he was you
guys'... god, or whatever,
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You're close,
He's my older brother,
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Oh, You're the other Tucker?
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What is that? Is that, like,
''the loser Tucker''?
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Oh, no, no,
That's not what I meant,
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I just... you just don't look...
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Hot, buff, or capable of
inciting an all-girl smackdown?
264
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,200
No, you're right,
265
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,300
Naw, it's-it's cool,
266
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,400
I'll let you in on a secret, though,
267
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,000
My mom...
268
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:02,600
says I'm special on the inside,
269
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,900
Good for you,
270
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,500
Yeah,
271
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,300
John? Can I talk to you for a sec?
272
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,000
Yeah, sure,
273
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,400
Later, guys,
274
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,100
Later, man,
275
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,400
So, what's up?
276
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,000
In PE today, some loser said
that she went out with you,
277
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:27,000
Really?
And you believed her,
278
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,600
No, I mean, I don't know,
279
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,800
You can't have a girlfriend...
280
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,500
...in basketball season,
281
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,900
But...
282
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,600
if I could...
you know who it'd be,
283
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,100
You know, I don't know why
girls say stuff like that,
284
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,100
I mean, I think they're just...
285
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,400
jealous of what we have,
286
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,400
Because we share
something special,
287
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,000
Something we don't have to label,
288
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,800
You know, it's...
it's an unspoken bond,
289
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,000
And I love how secure you are,
290
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,800
All right,
291
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,800
Detention has begun,
292
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,200
I'll be right back,
293
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,800
And no talking!
294
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,500
So, I talked toJohn,
295
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,900
It was sweet,
296
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,400
He felt bad for you,
297
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,800
He said that you were jealous because...
298
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,400
we share something special,
299
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,700
Something that...
300
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,000
we didn't have to label
because it's...
301
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,500
Because it's our unspoken bond...
302
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,700
and I just love
how secure you are?
303
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,700
And it hurts me to hear
you question it?
304
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,000
Because you're the...
305
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,100
...only girl for me?!
306
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,100
Damn!
307
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
He said the same thing
to all of us,
308
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,300
Figures, He makes up with us...
309
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,000
and then he hooks up with us...
310
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:38,900
You guys hooked up?
311
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000
John and I share
something special,
312
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,500
Oh, what, that you've both
been in your pants?
313
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,800
We share a vegan/nonviolent
outlook on life,
314
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,400
Hippie slut,
315
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,900
Oh, nice, Heather,
316
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,400
It's not like everyone
doesn't know...
317
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,100
that Little Miss Cheerleader
brings it on,
318
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,900
- Look...
- You, too?
319
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,200
-John and I belong together,
320
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,200
He is the team captain,
and I am...
321
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,500
the head cheerleader,
322
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,800
Oh, I'm sorry...
323
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,000
what kind of cheerleader?
324
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000
Oh, like he'd take
either of you two seriously!
325
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,100
- Do not lump me with her!
- Oh, so, what...
326
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,100
- now you're better than me?
- Shut up,
327
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,300
- What?
- Excuse me?
- What?
328
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,600
Sorry, S-Sorry,
329
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,800
You have something to say?
330
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,900
Uh...
331
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,600
No, it's none of my business,
332
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,400
What?
333
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,100
Okay, let me guess,
334
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,200
Does he always use pet names
like ''baby''...
335
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,600
and ''sweetheart''?
336
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,400
Yeah, it's not out of affection,
337
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,200
It's so he won't mix up your names,
338
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:34,000
And-And he's all about
an unspoken bond...
339
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,400
or something special,
but never about a relationship,
340
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,200
A-And the whole arrangement
was your idea...
341
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,400
so you feel guilty
that he cheated,
342
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,400
Oh, my God,
You're dating John, too,
343
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,800
No, uh...
344
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,200
No, I just knew a guy like him,
345
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,200
Skip,
346
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,600
She's right, I mean,
he's always making me feel guilty,
347
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800
- Yeah,
- It seems to me...
348
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,600
that if a guy treats you
like that, it...
349
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,500
You'd break up with him,
Blah-blah-blah-blah,
350
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,600
John would have another
girlfriend in a second,
351
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,000
No, I didn't say, ''break up,''
352
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,400
I'd get even,
353
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,000
Who are you?
354
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,500
I know!
355
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,100
You're that girl who wigged out
last year and got sent to rehab!
356
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,000
No, I...
357
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,400
Then you got taken away
for bulimia,
358
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,700
- No,
- Fat camp?
359
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,800
- No, My name's...
- Hey! No talking!
360
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,100
- My name is...
- No... talking!
361
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,600
Hey, honey!
362
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,800
I'm in a hurry,
363
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,200
I've got a...
big date tonight,
364
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,600
Drummer?
365
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,600
Doctor,
366
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,100
Well, veterinarian,
367
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,700
Technician,
368
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,600
- So you're dating a dog nurse,
369
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:49,000
You've...
got a friend at the door,
370
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,200
What?!
371
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,700
LORI:
Have fun, girls!
372
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,200
Kate, right?
373
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400
Yeah, Kate,
374
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,000
I wanna bring down
you-know-who,
375
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,600
Normally I'm opposed to
the slaughter of animals...
376
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,000
but in John Tucker's case,
I'll make an exception,
377
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,300
I don't even know him,
378
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400
So? You don't know anyone,
379
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,800
You're like the Swiss,
You're neutered,
380
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,400
Uh, it's neutral,
Kate, if the three of us...
381
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,100
tried this alone,
we would kill each other,
382
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,100
You brought us here,
You showed us that we have...
383
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,100
something in common,
384
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,800
Exactly,
We all wanna killJohn Tucker,
385
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,800
Wow,
386
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,000
Okay,
387
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,700
Learning Center?
388
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,100
Who knew this was here?
389
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,700
Look at him, struttin' his
stuff like he owns the place,
390
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,800
Well, he does,
391
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,900
For now,
392
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,700
This way,
393
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,300
Don't touch anything,
394
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,000
Wow,
395
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,400
You spend way too much time
in after-school programs,
396
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,100
Thank you,
397
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Beth, can you get the lights?
398
00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,800
It's the remote...
labeled ''lights,''
399
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,000
Okay, guys, Let's go,
400
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:08,200
Please try and pay attention,
and all cell phones off,
401
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,100
Kate... do your thing,
402
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,200
My thing? Oh, okay,
403
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,800
What... is it
that attracted you toJohn...?
404
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,400
Kate, I like where
you're going with this,
405
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,400
Okay, girls, we need
to defineJohn,
406
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,100
He's a statue
wrapped in a painting...
407
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,600
in a frame made of muscles,
408
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,000
But what makes him tick?
409
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,100
Is it that charm?
Is it that smile?
410
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Is it that perfect tan?
411
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,500
What is it, girls?
Dig deep,
412
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,000
It's everything,
413
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,800
It's his eyes...
414
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,200
his lips,
his chest, the...
415
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,800
the way that,
when he holds you...
416
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,200
his whole body
kinda tightens...
417
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,600
Uh, we all know what happens
when boys get happy,
418
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,600
Not what I meant!
419
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,000
You guys,
save it forJohn, okay?
420
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,100
Look, back to the point,
We all agree he's hot,
421
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,100
So, what do we do?
422
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,800
Well, in cheer, we usually
tear down the other team...
423
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,600
by undermining their confidence,
makin' 'em feel lame,
424
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,200
I don't think
this is a case for...
425
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,000
''U-G-L-Y, you ain't
got no alibi,''
426
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,200
Shut up,
427
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,400
Heather, as much as I hate to
admit this... you have a point,
428
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,000
Right,
429
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000
And-And sinceJohn's game is
that he always has a date...
430
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:15,600
to get even with a guy like that,
you make him... undatable,
431
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,900
Yes,
432
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,100
- Undatable,
433
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,900
A systematic destruction...
434
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,100
of all that is John Tucker,
435
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,400
Girls... I think
I have an idea,
436
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,600
I'm telling you, babe...
437
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,800
you could make your
looks work for you,
438
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,300
Don't you think, Robert?
439
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,400
You know, Robert
knows my mom...
440
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,600
and he shoots for
Vogue, Elle, GQ,
441
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,100
And of course he's done...
442
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,100
all my yearbook photos since
middle school on recycled paper,
443
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,600
Okay,John,
444
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,600
The trick is just relax...
445
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,200
and behave naturally, yeah?
446
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,600
Now pout for me,John! Pout!
447
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,400
More pouting, yeah!
Oh, yeah, I love you,
448
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,000
I love you,
Now make me hate you!
449
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200
Hate me! Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
450
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,600
Oh, you hate me!
Oh, you hate me,John!
451
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,200
Nice, nice, nice!
Now you're a tree,
452
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,800
It's windy,
Shake your branches!
453
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:00,900
- Big storm,John,
- It's good,
454
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,300
Big storm, Bigger,
bigger, bigger,
455
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,300
Now hate me,John,
456
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,100
Hate me,
457
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,100
Oh, you hate me,John!
458
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
It is so amazing that
you're into sculpture,
459
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,100
I mean, what are human beings
here for if not to, you know...
460
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,800
make... horses and stuff
out of clay?
461
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Really? I'm so glad
you feel that way,
462
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,100
Totally,
463
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,900
Hey, isn't that you?
464
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,800
I do some part-time
male modeling,
465
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,000
- Really?
- Yeah,
466
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I didn't know that,
467
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,000
-Can I have a sip?
- Yeah,
468
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,100
I know that guy!
469
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,300
Um...
470
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,000
What?! No, I...
471
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,000
I don't have that,
472
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,800
Holly... I-I-I
don't have that!
473
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,400
God, ooh,
Don't touch me,
474
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,300
- Don't touch me, Don't touch me,
- Holly, wait!
475
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,700
Holly!
476
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,900
That's him!
477
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,500
What? No, that's not real,
478
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,800
I only model
as a guy with herpes,
479
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,500
Goin' to the free clinic, Tuck?
480
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,800
Rule #1 in warfare;
481
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:14,200
Never underestimate
your opponent,
482
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,700
Oh, I love you, Tucker!
483
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,600
I don't personally suffer
from an STD...
484
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,500
but one in five young adults do,
485
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,400
And I am proud to give my voice
to the silent,
486
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,000
That's right, baby!
487
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,000
- Thanks!
488
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,800
Okay, it should've worked,
489
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,800
I mean,
are we missing something?
490
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,700
- I am, My social life,
- Hey!
491
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,000
Hey, Ms, Spencer,
492
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,100
''Lori,'' please,
493
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
So, what are you girls up to?
494
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,000
- Destroying a man,
- Ooh, who do I make my check out to?
495
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,200
He's totally indestructible,
496
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,400
We give him herpes,
they give him an award,
497
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,700
Fake herpes, Mom, N...
498
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,100
It was a whole reputation thing,
499
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,600
It's a long story,
500
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,100
Sure, Yeah, the old ''fake herpes,
reputation...'' thing,
501
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,300
You know, um...
502
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,700
I can unpack the groceries
if you've got... stuff,
503
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,100
I get it, All right,
504
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,500
Play nice, girls, Hmm,
505
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,700
Okay, your mom is so hot!
506
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,800
She does Yogalates,
507
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,600
Carrie, what are you
always typing on there?
508
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,800
Oh, lists...
normal stuff, same as everyone,
509
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:28,600
I have my ''To Do'' list,
my ''Goals'' list...
510
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,300
my ''Contingency'' list,
my ''Observations''...
511
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,500
my ''Notions,'' which, of course,
are very different...
512
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,000
because ''Observations'' require
a topic sentence...
513
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,600
and ''Notions'' do not,
514
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,700
Normal stuff,
515
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,000
Right, Normal,
516
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,100
Totally,
517
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,100
Well, at least
I'm not medicated,
518
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,200
Excuse me, This is an
all-natural beauty supplement,
519
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,300
What are you taking?
520
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,100
Estrogen? Heather!
521
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,700
They torture innocent
horses for this,
522
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,200
It's made from their pee,
523
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,300
Peeing isn't torture,
Menopause is,
524
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,300
I steal it from my mom,
525
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,000
Guys take steroids to get pecs,
526
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,000
I just wanna go up a cup size,
527
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,100
I don't think
it works like that,
528
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,400
It stops your natural
hormone production,
529
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,600
Yeah, and when you run out...
530
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,800
you're gonna grow
a mustache and a penis,
531
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,400
Are you serious?
532
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,100
Okay, you guys,
we've gotta get back toJohn,
533
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,100
Okay, What we need
is one major hit...
534
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,900
that's gonna crush his whole
macho thing, you know?
535
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,600
We need him to understand
what it feels like to be us,
536
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,000
Right,
537
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,600
And what's more terrifying
to a man than...
538
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,000
not being manly?
539
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,000
I wanna see a three-man weave
from center,
540
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,600
Two hands, Matt,
541
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:37,800
You, too, Chris,
542
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,400
All right, keep it goin' now!
543
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,100
All right, here we go,
544
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,400
Alex, you, too,
Come on, Pick it up,
545
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,000
Better, Tucker,
546
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:50,600
Take a drink, you guys,
547
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,000
What's up, babe?
548
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,000
Hey,
549
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,400
How you doin'?
550
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,400
Good,
551
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,800
Um, are you tryin' to bulk up?
552
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,100
Yeah, Coach has me
drinkin' 'em twice a day,
553
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,100
Oh... not working,
554
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,200
I mean, the slim look works
for some guys, but...
555
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,400
you're definitely losing tone,
556
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,700
I'm losing tone?
557
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,800
Yeah, Maybe you should
double up doses,
558
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,100
Yeah, Maybe you should
double up doses,
559
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,600
Yeah, Yeah, Thanks for
the heads-up, babe,
560
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400
Hey,
561
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,600
Oh,
562
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Hey,
563
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,400
Hey, can I ask you a favor?
564
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,400
Uh, I'm-I'm in need
of a lab partner,
565
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,200
I was with Alex, but...
566
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,400
he got burnt pretty badly
in an experiment, so...
567
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,300
Oh, Well, before I say yes...
568
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,600
how exactly did he get burned?
569
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,300
Uh, well, that is open
to interpretation...
570
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,400
because he will say that it was
my fault, but I clearly said...
571
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,400
''Dear God, man, you're on fire,
572
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,800
Run for your life,''
573
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:08,800
A clear warning,
574
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,000
Yeah,
575
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,000
Okay, Well, uh,
you can start by measuring...
576
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,800
40 milliliters into that
graduated cylinder,
577
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,600
All right,
578
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,400
Whoa, Slow down,
579
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,900
Huh? All right,
580
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,100
Get down at eye level,
581
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,100
And wait till the bottom of
the meniscus is at that line,
582
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,100
I'm-I'm sorry,
The meniscus?
583
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Wait till the curvy part
is at the doodad,
584
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:36,000
All right,
585
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,200
Slowly,
586
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:41,800
Stop right... there,
587
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:42,800
- Oh!
- Oh!
588
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:43,800
Oh, God! I...
589
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,000
Oh, my gosh!
590
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,800
Shit, I spilled it!
What do I do? What is this?
591
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,200
- Sodium chloride suspension,
- Oh, God, I have to get...
592
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,400
- Ow, it's burning,
- Really?
593
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,900
'Cause, uh, sodium chloride
is... saltwater,
594
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Ah, it's burning!
595
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,400
Oh, Well, okay,
596
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,000
Then I didn't burn myself,
597
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,000
It just kinda...
looks like I peed,
598
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,200
- Hey!
599
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:06,100
Hey, all right, All right,
This is just silly!
600
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,200
This is...
601
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,000
Hey! Cool it,
602
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,200
Yeah, Kate,
603
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,500
Geez, cool it,
604
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,900
What?
605
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,500
Lay off,
That's sensitive,
606
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,100
I'm sorry, princess,
607
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,600
Did you chip a nail?
Really, how many times do I...
608
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,000
have to flush
before you go away?
609
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,100
Play clean,
610
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,400
Hey, if I wanted to listen to
an asshole, I would've farted,
611
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,200
That's an awful thing to say,
612
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,600
We got a technical foul:
23 with a push,
613
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,600
He started it,
He's bein' mean,
614
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:09,200
Dude, that's mine!
I got low blood sugar!
615
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,300
I need it,
616
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,800
Do my thighs look fat
in these shorts?
617
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,600
De-fense! De-fense!
618
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,100
John!
619
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,100
John!
620
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,200
Come on,John!
621
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,000
What? Why are you
lookin' at me like that?
622
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,000
I'm open!
623
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,800
Fine!
624
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,300
You see?
Now look what you made me do,
625
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,200
- Time, ref,
626
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,800
John, you okay?
627
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:42,000
Yeah, Why?
Don't I look okay?
628
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,600
'Cause I feel okay,
I feel fine,
629
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,100
I'm great,
What are you saying?
630
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,300
I'm saying focus,
631
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,900
We got one minute left on
the clock to finish this game,
632
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,900
I'm in it,
633
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,400
On three, One-two-three...
634
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,000
ALL:
Kodiaks!
635
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:17,600
Tucker,
Tucker, are you okay?
636
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,600
Can you finish the game?
637
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,900
No,
638
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,200
I-I-I'm anxious and bloated...
639
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,400
and...my nipples hurt,
640
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,000
Don't be a pansy-ass!
641
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,900
We need ya,
Get up, Let's go,
642
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
No! I won't!
643
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,000
I mean, i-i-it's always me,
644
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,000
''W-W-We need you,John,
Let's go,John,
645
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,600
John-John-John!''
646
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,300
You're always yelling at me...
647
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,600
but you never listen to me,
648
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,600
What about my feelings?
649
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,200
It was a kill-strike...
650
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:51,700
Leave me alone!
651
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,300
...and it landed
with shock and awe,
652
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,000
Thanks to us,
girls would no longer be...
653
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,100
under the reign
ofJohn Tucker's charm,
654
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,600
He had finally fallen
from grace...
655
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,200
and we were
on top of the world,
656
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,000
Bye, guys!
657
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:05,400
Yo, what's up, guys?
658
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,000
Tommy,
659
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,400
Mm-mm, mm-mm,
660
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:22,800
What you did
on the court last night...
661
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:26,000
was the most courageous thing
I've ever seen any man do,
662
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,500
This is my peer-counseling hotline,
663
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,800
Give it a call
anytime you want to talk,
664
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,000
I stay up late,
665
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,800
A real man knows how to feel,
666
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:45,100
I want to feel a real man,
667
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
If you ever need a shoulder
or a hug or, you know...
668
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200
anything... I'm here,
669
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,600
Rule #2 in warfare;
670
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,200
never, ever,
underestimate your opponent,
671
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,000
Hey, sweetie,
Can we talk?
672
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,500
Look... I know
I wigged out last night,
673
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,200
My peer counselor says
I need to look into...
674
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,000
my emotional responsibility,
675
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,400
So, I've been doing
some ''me'' work...
676
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,000
and, uh, it's really been
clearing things up,
677
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,500
Hmm,
678
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,200
And, well, you know there's
only one girl for me,
679
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,300
But... I don't think
that girl is you,
680
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,600
I mean, we had a fun run,
681
00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,100
You know?
I'm just ready to find...
682
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,700
something deeper, more complex,
683
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,500
So... we good?
684
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,300
Well... he dumped me,
685
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,400
That shallow bastard
thinks I'm not complex?
686
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,200
You, like, invented complex,
687
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,400
I'm so depressed, I couldn't
even enjoy the break-up sex,
688
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Oh, my God, I'm such a slut!
689
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,000
Ow!
690
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,600
- Oh, God!
691
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,100
I can't believe
I ate meat for him,
692
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,600
I mean, it was fish...
693
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,900
Still, I don't eat anything
with a face,
694
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,200
Mm, try this,
It's really good,
695
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,100
Chocolate on chocolate,
696
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,400
Oh, yeah,
697
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,300
Chocolate is theJohn Tucker...
of all snack food,
698
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,800
What, it's gotta get with
every candy on the shelf?
699
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,600
No, no, no, chocolate makes
everything better,
700
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:21,300
My mom says that it can even
mend your broken heart,
701
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,600
You know, I was thinking...
702
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800
instead of doing all this...
703
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,600
we should've just
broken his heart,
704
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:31,100
What?
705
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,000
Heather, that's pretty genius,
706
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,000
Yeah, except he broke up
with everybody,
707
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:41,000
Not... everybody,
708
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,800
What? I...
709
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,300
- No,
- Mm-hmm,
710
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,600
I can't do that,
711
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,000
- I don't even like him,
- So?
712
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,000
You're not really
gonna be dating him,
713
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,400
You'll be pretending,
714
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,400
Exactly,
715
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,700
Look, I know what
you're thinking,
716
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,400
''I'm not as pretty as Heather,
717
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,700
''I'm not that smart,
718
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,300
''I'm not that...
719
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,400
experienced,''
720
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:02,600
That's true,
721
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,000
But you have us,
722
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:07,600
And we can make you into anything,
If we combine...
723
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,100
all of us, we can make him
fall in love with you-
724
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
I mean really fall in
love- and then we'll...
725
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,300
yank it all out from under him,
726
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,300
This is gonna be so good!
727
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,700
No, it's just not gonna work, I...
728
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,000
Kate, look...
729
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:22,000
I know you think I'm just
a superficial cheerleader...
730
00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,300
but... I do have feelings...
731
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,800
and they got crushed
because of your idea,
732
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,400
I used all my mom's
estrogen pills...
733
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,100
and now she looks
like Bernie Mac,
734
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,400
Sorry,
735
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,000
You guys, I...
736
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:36,400
You know what? Forget it,
737
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,200
You couldn't pull it off anyway,
738
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,900
Let's go,
739
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,700
Oh, well,
740
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,700
All right,
741
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,200
Wait,
742
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,900
Just tell me what to do,
743
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,900
- Yes!
- Oh!
744
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
- Ha!
745
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,300
Now, the first step is so easy,
746
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,000
There's one thing
John Tucker cannot resist,
747
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,200
Okay, girls, This is Kate...
748
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,000
and she'll be
taking Nancy's spot,
749
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,000
- What?
- Well, you know, you've...
750
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,600
got that bum leg
and everything, Sorry!
751
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,800
But it's just a sprain,
752
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,700
The doctor said
I'd be better in a week,
753
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,400
Maybe next year, kiddo,
You fought a good fight, though,
754
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Okay, pyramid!
Kate, you're on top,
755
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:12,100
What? No, no, no,
I get dizzy in high heels,
756
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,400
Come on!
757
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,400
John loves girls on top,
758
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,600
Of the pyramid! Hello!
759
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:19,200
Trust me, it's an honor,
760
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,400
Molly's been waiting
three years to get up there,
761
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,600
Right, Molly?
762
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,000
Yeah, you go ahead,
763
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:29,000
It's your first day,
You earned it,
764
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,900
Okay, Up-up-up!
765
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,300
Good,
766
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,300
Straight legs,
767
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,000
Nice and steady,
768
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,000
Big smile!
769
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,300
I did it!
770
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,000
Kodiaks, attack...!
771
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,400
Sorry,
772
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,700
Well, if you can crush John
like you crushed Molly...
773
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,300
I think we got it,
774
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,800
Don't be sorry, Be strong,
775
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:55,100
The most important thing
a cheerleader wears...
776
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,000
is her attitude,
777
00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,400
Watch this,
778
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,000
BOY:
That is hot!
779
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,400
I can do that,
780
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,500
Hey, how you doin'?
781
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,400
Heather...we're cool, right?
782
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,400
What?
783
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,600
Who's the new cheerleader?
784
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,100
Ow,
785
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,500
That's Kate,
786
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,000
She's cute,
787
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,100
Not gonna happen,
788
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,800
She's not into
high school boys,
789
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,000
That's it?
790
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:33,400
We just planted the seed,
791
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,800
What'd he say about me?
Did he say anything?
792
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,200
He said that?
He really di...?
793
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,600
Uh, oh, my gosh,
I-I mean...
794
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,100
you didn't even introduce me,
795
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,100
Should I go talk to him?
796
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
I-I'll go... No?
797
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,200
What?
798
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,400
Okay, emergency meeting,
799
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,500
I think we're sending Kate in
before she's ready,
800
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,600
I... I'm totally ready,
801
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,000
Really? Tell 'em
whatJohn said about you,
802
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,700
Oh, what, about me being cute?
803
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,900
Oh, No, it's
just a comment,
804
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
If anything, it's an insult,
805
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,000
I know he's just getting
ready to use me,
806
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,100
Kate, I'm confused,
but I thought you said...
807
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,000
you had experience
with guys like this,
808
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,200
I do, I-I've watched my mom date
a million and one of these guys,
809
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,000
But have you ever dated one?
810
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Have you ever dated
a John Tucker?
811
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,900
Have you ever dated... anyone?
812
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,900
- Define ''anyone,''
813
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,300
Oh, my God! I'm totally not ready!
I'm gonna blow this...
814
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,700
No, no, no, no,
You're gonna be fine,
815
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,900
All right, stop, Stop,
816
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,700
Okay, look,
you'll be fine, okay?
817
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,700
You just gotta remember
to be cool and... collected,
818
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,000
Yeah, Be caring and passionate,
819
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,800
Be proud and... aggressive,
820
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,000
You've got to make him
chase you, okay?
821
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,200
If it's easy...
822
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,700
he'll move on,
823
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,100
Do you understand?
824
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,100
Mm-hmm,
Yes, I-I have it,
825
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,000
It's totally under control,
826
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,200
Okay,
827
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,800
So...he really said
you were cute?
828
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,200
Yeah, I mean, that's what
Heather said, and... Damn it!
829
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,600
Okay, okay, look,
830
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,300
It's not that hard, Um...
831
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,100
When he speaks to you...
832
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,300
count to three...
833
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,400
in your head
before you answer him,
834
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,800
Don't show any interest,
Don't even look at him too much,
835
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,900
- Hm,
- Yeah, no,
836
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,400
You got it?
837
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,900
I said do you have it?
838
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,500
I was counting to three,
839
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,600
Not that slowly,
840
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,600
We don't want him to think
you're retarded,
841
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,000
Um... sorry,
842
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,200
It's my bad,
843
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,300
Bye,
844
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,900
Hey,
845
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,200
John Tucker?
846
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,100
Hi,
847
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,000
So... you must be new,
848
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,700
Well, not ''new'' new, but...
849
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,900
new to cheer,
850
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,500
Okay, don't tell me,
851
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,200
Tell me Friday night...
at dinner,
852
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,900
I'm captain of the team,
You're our new cheerleader,
853
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,800
I'm obligated to buy you dinner,
School rules,
854
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,300
Thank you, but I'm
gonna have to pass,
855
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,400
You busy, or...?
856
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,300
Sure, I'm busy,
Nice to meet you, Bye,
857
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,100
What?
858
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:23,800
Uh... you know,
there's actually...
859
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,300
a pretty decent music scene
around here,
860
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,200
You know,
if I ever know...
861
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:32,000
you know, I mean, if I...
ever hear of a good show...
862
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,700
I could maybe...
you know, I could...
863
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,700
I could let you know...
864
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,800
about that show,
865
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:40,900
Where are you supposed to be?
866
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,200
You don't belong in this class,
867
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:45,300
I-I'm just supposed
to drop these off,
868
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,100
Thanks,
869
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,000
Uh, excuse me? Who are you?
870
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,500
Whoa, Hey,
871
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,000
What's going on h...
What is your name, son?
872
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,100
Attention, fellow students,
873
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,600
If Kate is out there in
Loudspeaker Land, my number is...
874
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:05,100
555-6467,
875
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,200
Give me a pen,
876
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,800
I'm the captain of the team,
877
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,100
You're our new cheerleader,
878
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,600
I'm obligated to buy you dinner,
School rules,
879
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,100
Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass,
880
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Uh, how'd you guys get this video?
881
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,000
I've been documenting our efforts,
882
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,500
Great! Make a video,
883
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,000
MaybeJohn'll get
a role on The O,C,
884
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,400
It's our expose,
885
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,000
We're gonna show everybody
the realJohn Tucker,
886
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,600
And how we broke his... heart,
887
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,200
It'll be like...
888
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,400
Prime Time Tucker,
889
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,000
Hasta la vista, motherf...
890
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,100
Stop...
891
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,200
with the rhyming,
892
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:37,400
Now, that's good,
893
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,900
Do it like this,
894
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,600
-John...
-Hey, sweetie,
895
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,800
there's only one guy
out there for me...
896
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,100
I just don't think
that girl is you,
897
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,100
- ...and you are not...
- Not him!
898
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,400
We good?
899
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,900
We are so gonna neuter him!
900
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,800
- Kate, do one,
- Uh...
901
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:55,100
John, there's only one guy
out there for me,
902
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,800
- You are not him,
- No, don't hold back,
903
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,500
How do you want to
be a cheerleader...
904
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,900
with no attitude?
905
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,700
I... don't want to be
a cheerleader,
906
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800
Kate...
907
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,100
everyone wants to be
a cheerleader,
908
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,000
Come on, you got to sell it!
909
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,200
John...
910
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,200
there's only one guy
out there for me...
911
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:15,100
- but you are not him,
912
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,100
No,
913
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,700
Kate, this is for
every guy out there...
914
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:20,800
that's ever lied to any girl,
915
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Okay?
916
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:24,400
Okay, action,
917
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,400
John Tucker, there's only
one guy out there for me...
918
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,100
but you are not him,
919
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,900
Damn,
You are gonna be a legend,
920
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,800
Yeah,
921
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,400
Oh, hey,
922
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,600
Hey,
923
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,300
Did you like the flowers?
924
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,500
Uh, yeah, if you're...
into that sort of thing,
925
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,200
'Cause... I didn't
get a phone call,
926
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,700
I didn't have a pen,
927
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,200
- Scrappy!
- Oh!
928
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,900
- Hey, man,
- Hey,
929
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,900
So, you're lab partners
with Kate, right?
930
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,400
You talk,
What's her deal?
931
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,600
Yeah, I don't know, man,
932
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,600
I don't think
she's your type, though,
933
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,600
''Girl'' is my type,
934
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,200
- All right, well...
935
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,000
then-then maybe, uh,
you're not her type,
936
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,600
She's into stuff like...
937
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,400
old-school Elvis Costello;
she listens...
938
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,000
to obscure podcasts;
939
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,900
she reads Dave Eggers,
940
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,400
You know, she's...
she's deep, man,
941
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,100
Dude... I'm deep,
942
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,600
I'm dating the Poetry Club,
943
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:52,000
Oh,
944
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,200
So,John asked you to spy on me?
945
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,000
Yeah, he heard we
were lab partners...
946
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,200
so he's having me tail you
and find out what I can,
947
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,400
Although, I am supposed
to be playing it cool...
948
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,500
and not giving anything away,
949
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,000
You're, like,
the worst spy in the world,
950
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,500
Or am I the best
spy in the world?
951
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,600
Who's waiting by the phone,
and who's chatting up the girl?
952
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,100
- That's true,
- Eh?
953
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,100
I have a kink,
I have a kink in my neck,
954
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,000
That's probably those
new cheer muscles of yours,
955
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,400
Are you making fun of me?
956
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,800
Uh, a little bit, yeah,
957
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,800
Um... sorry,
958
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,000
- Yeah, uh...
- All right,
959
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:30,400
- These are your books,
- Yeah,
960
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,400
I'm gonna go,
961
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,600
''Go, Fight, Roar,''
962
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,600
Yeah, Right, Yeah,
963
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,900
Bye,
964
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,700
Shit,
965
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,500
Here we go, Kodiaks, Here we go!
966
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,600
Yeah, baby!
967
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,500
Defense!
968
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,500
Hey, I think I totally
blew it with John,
969
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,200
I mean, he hasn't even looked
at me since I turned him down,
970
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,700
Relax, Kate, this is going
to work, I promise,
971
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,900
H-How do you know?
972
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,100
I just know, I promise,
973
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,900
Kate Spencer,
974
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,300
How you doing?
975
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,100
Good, How are you?
976
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,500
Not so good,
977
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,600
See, I like this girl,
but she doesn't know I exist,
978
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,400
Tucker! Get in the game!
979
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,900
I'm baring my soul, here, Coach,
980
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,200
John, I understand and respect
your emotional needs...
981
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,800
Ball!
982
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,400
So, Fridays...
983
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,400
we usually go out to the beach,
watch the sunset,
984
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,200
You should come,
985
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,000
U-Uh...
986
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,700
Come on,J,T,!
987
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,600
-John...
- Tucker, shoot!
988
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,200
KATE:
If it'll make him shoot, okay,
989
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,100
You,
990
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,200
Yeah!
991
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:35,000
Kodiaks are number one!
992
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,500
After Thursday's game,
it's no question...
993
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,000
which Kate S, has taken
the school by storm...
994
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,900
capturing the full attention...
995
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,500
of the school's greatest prize...
996
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,100
-J,T,!
997
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,500
Tucker! Tucker! Tucker!
998
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,000
Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker!
999
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,600
Sorry,
1000
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,900
I've never done this before,
1001
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
You put it on her bra?
1002
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,100
Guys, he is gonna find that...
1003
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,700
in, like,
the first five minutes,
1004
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,000
Or not,
1005
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:04,400
Beth, can you speak
into the cleavage?
1006
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,800
Um... Kate's boob cam,
1007
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,500
Testing, testing, Hello,
1008
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,500
You guys,
1009
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:11,500
Oh, my gosh!
1010
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,700
- Hello!
- Oh, my gosh!
1011
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,600
-Waah... waah...
-Okay,
1012
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,800
Okay,
1013
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,100
You know, if we play
our cards right...
1014
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,200
we can keep this going all
the way tillJohn's birthday,
1015
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,200
That may just work, See?
1016
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,400
I've already made a projected
Heartbreak Timeline...
1017
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,200
based on John's
average conquests...
1018
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,600
compared to Kate's
rising Cool Factor,
1019
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,800
Hmm!
1020
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,000
So, it leads to two events:
1021
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,000
the away game
and John's birthday party,
1022
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:37,200
Now, I say our best chance
at heartbreak...
1023
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,600
is to see how much
he cares about Kate,
1024
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,000
So we test him...
1025
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,400
at the away game, and then...
1026
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,400
we crush him...
1027
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,500
...at his party,
1028
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,800
Bingo,
1029
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
How do you know he's going
to have a party?
1030
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,200
Oh, you're so new,
it's cute, Okay,
1031
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,800
John's birthday is, like,
homecoming combined with prom...
1032
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,800
combined with MTV Music Awards,
1033
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,300
So are you ready for him?
1034
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,000
Yes, Okay, so, um,
I play hard to get,
1035
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:02,500
I-I count to three,
I've got it,
1036
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,000
No,
1037
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,500
That's when you were
playing hard to get,
1038
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,000
You're going out,
He's got you,
1039
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,400
So I count... to four?
1040
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,200
Oh, my God, I don't know
what I'm doing!
1041
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:16,000
I mean, this is
a really bad idea, you guys!
1042
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Chill out!
1043
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,500
Look, you're with three girls...
1044
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,600
who know how he
operates, okay?
1045
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,900
You'll be fine,
1046
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Okay, I'm going to beJohn,
1047
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,400
Heather, be Kate,
1048
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,700
I don't want to be Kate,
You be Kate,
1049
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,700
Can I be Kate?
1050
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,100
Fine, let Kate be Kate,
1051
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,700
-Just go,
- Okay,
1052
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,200
Baby, it's your lucky day...
1053
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,600
'cause I'm going
to take you out tonight,
1054
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:35,100
Where do you want to go?
1055
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,300
I don't know,
1056
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,800
Where do you want to go?
1057
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,100
No! He's not in control, remember?
1058
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,400
You are, Right?
1059
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,300
- Mm-hmm,
- Now, try it with me,
1060
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,000
Honey, you know I'm all about
what makes you happy,
1061
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,500
So, what movie?
1062
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,200
Anything you want,
1063
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,600
What do you think I want?
1064
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,700
And don't be wrong,
1065
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,700
- Ka-pow,
- Nice,
1066
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:04,900
- Okay,
- These,
1067
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,800
Okay, wait, it can't
hide the camera,
1068
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,900
Cleavage, It's going
to go in the sweater,
1069
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,700
It'll be perfect,
We'll hide it right under this...
1070
00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,100
Kate, Hey, you made it,
1071
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,800
Yeah,
1072
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:23,900
Hey, Kate,
How's it going?
1073
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Hi, Tuck, Kate,
1074
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,700
- Hey, Kate,
- Looking good, Kate,
1075
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:29,000
Hey, Kate! It's Becky
from Student Council,
1076
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,100
Oh, hey!
1077
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:31,500
Hey, what's up, Kate?
1078
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,600
Looks like I'm out with
the most popular girl in school,
1079
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,600
Lucky you,
1080
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:39,400
So... tell me about yourself,
1081
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,900
I want to know everything;
your whole story,
1082
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,200
Oh, my story,
1083
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,400
Um... It's still being written,
1084
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,000
So... it's a mystery,
1085
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,300
Mm-hmm,
1086
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,600
I like mysteries,
1087
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,000
Really?
1088
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,700
I mean, what do you
like about them?
1089
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,300
I don't know,
1090
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,100
I guess...
1091
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,400
I like secrets,
1092
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,100
I bet,
1093
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,800
Okay, You're right,
1094
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:09,400
Too much talking
ruins the moment,
1095
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:13,200
Let me just stand here
and enjoy this,
1096
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:14,400
John,
1097
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:15,600
Shh...
1098
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:18,000
The sunset is that way,
1099
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Yeah, no, I'm just enjoying...
1100
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:21,900
everyone staring at me
in insane jealousy,
1101
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
They wish they were out
with a girl like you,
1102
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,400
So, how did I end
up out tonight...
1103
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,600
with the most amazing
girl in school?
1104
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,300
I mean, was it
my irresistible charm...
1105
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,400
or... my really nice butt?
1106
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,800
I think it was
your incredible modesty,
1107
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,100
- Liar!
- Oh, shit!
1108
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,100
He's in his zone tonight,
1109
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,100
I hope she can handle it,
1110
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,800
The beach, the sunset...
1111
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
At least there's no romantic fire,
1112
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:48,200
Ah!
1113
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,000
Mine's on fire!
1114
00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,200
Thank you,
1115
00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,600
Ew,
1116
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,000
So, um...
1117
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,100
can I give you a ride home?
1118
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,200
Now?
1119
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,000
Yeah, Yeah,
1120
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,100
Um...
1121
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,100
I have to pee,
1122
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,500
That was too much information,
1123
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,900
It's okay,
1124
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,600
Your secret's safe with me,
1125
00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:18,900
I-I gotta make sure...
1126
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,800
Tommy's got a ride home,
anyway, so, uh...
1127
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,600
I'll meet you at the truck?
1128
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,100
Yeah, Yeah,
1129
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,000
Hello,
1130
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,700
I need some help here,
1131
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,300
We didn't prepare her for this,
1132
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,300
- Hi,
- Hey,
1133
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,600
Okay, a ride home?
Wh-what do I do?
1134
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:45,700
Just breathe,
1135
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,100
This is really good,
It means he's into you,
1136
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,100
Do you think
he's going to make a move?
1137
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,700
No, if anything,
it's just going to be a kiss,
1138
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,900
He keeps it PG-1 3
on the first night,
1139
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,400
Okay, Are you a good kisser?
1140
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,000
Okay, Are you a good kisser?
1141
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,500
I-I-I don't know,
How does anybody know?
1142
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,400
Do guys tell you
you're a good kisser?
1143
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,200
Oh, my God, I-I'm a bad kisser,
1144
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,700
Okay, stop,
1145
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,200
All we need is one kiss...
1146
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,000
and then you leave
him wanting more,
1147
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,400
It is not that hard, okay?
1148
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,900
Oh, my God,
1149
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,600
I'm going to have to
show you, aren't I?
1150
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,700
- Okay, Um...
- Right now?
1151
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,100
Okay, Quick, Okay,
1152
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,600
Come here,
1153
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:18,500
You lock in on him...
1154
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,000
grab onto that
gorgeous head of hair...
1155
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,400
and take control,
1156
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,800
Hold his gaze,
1157
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,500
Your lips might just touch,
but not yet,
1158
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,100
It's just gotta be the temptation,
1159
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,200
And then you give him
one light kiss,
1160
00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:39,100
BOY:
Holy jama lama,
1161
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,400
Kiss her again,
1162
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,700
Do it,
1163
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,800
Get out of here, you little perv!
1164
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,400
- Shit!
1165
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,600
Kate, I'm gone,
1166
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,700
Kate,
1167
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:49,800
Can you kill the lights?
1168
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Uh...
1169
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,400
- Hey,
- Hey,
1170
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,600
- Hey,
- Hi,
1171
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,700
- What's wrong?
1172
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,500
Nothing, Nothing,
1173
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,300
I-I... I was just breathing,
1174
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,400
I...
1175
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,800
I breathe a lot,
1176
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,100
Right,
1177
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,200
Beth's still in the truck,
1178
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:14,100
What?!
1179
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,200
Slut in truck!
1180
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,300
Come on, We gotta move,
1181
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,600
Oh, my God,
1182
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,100
- Okay, okay, here we go,
1183
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,000
JOHN:
So...
1184
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,500
what kind of music you into?
1185
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,300
Good music,
1186
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,500
Think I might have some of that,
1187
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,500
Let's see,
1188
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Here we go,
1189
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
You like Elvis Costello?
1190
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,000
You tell me you don't...
1191
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,400
I'm kicking you out
of the car right now,
1192
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,800
No, I-I-I love him,
1193
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:58,800
I mean... he's okay,
1194
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:01,100
I guess, Whatever,
1195
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,000
So what are some of
your other secrets?
1196
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,800
Uh...
1197
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:26,500
Well, if I told you,
I-I'd have to kill you,
1198
00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,200
I'm glad we did this,
1199
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,600
I had a great time,
1200
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,900
Me, too,
1201
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,100
Um...
1202
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,100
Walk me to my door,
1203
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Sure,
1204
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:09,000
Kate?
1205
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,600
I could walk you to your door...
1206
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:12,600
but...
1207
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:15,100
then I'd be too tempted to kiss you,
1208
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,800
And I really like you,
1209
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,100
You know? And I...
1210
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,900
I-I don't want to risk anything
by moving too fast,
1211
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,100
So...
1212
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,000
rather than torture myself...
1213
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,700
I'm just going to say good night,
1214
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,900
So... good night,
1215
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,900
- Ow!
- Ow,
1216
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,800
Ow,
1217
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:39,400
I-I think I bobbed
when you weaved,
1218
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,600
- Yeah,
1219
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,000
She's going off-book,
1220
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,100
What just happened?
1221
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Is that Beth?
1222
00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:47,200
What?
1223
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,400
Okay,
1224
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,000
Bye,
1225
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,600
I always like a little risk,
1226
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,200
- Oh, my gosh,
- Come on,
1227
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:12,000
HEATHER:
Uh-oh,
1228
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,100
Something is not right,
1229
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,900
Wh... whoa,
1230
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,000
- Kate?
- U-Um...
1231
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:38,200
I don't want to risk
anything by going too fast,
1232
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,700
Ah, Ah,
1233
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,100
It's not even my date...
1234
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,300
and he still gets me
out of my skirt,
1235
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,400
Whoa,
1236
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,700
Honey, what happened?
1237
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,800
The sprinklers, Sorry,
1238
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,100
Oh! That could ruin a date, huh?
1239
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,300
It wasn't a real date, Mom,
1240
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,800
Right,
1241
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,200
Um...
1242
00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:28,200
Listen, uh...
1243
00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:30,900
I don't think
this is such a good idea,
1244
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
You know,
pretending to like a guy,
1245
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:35,100
I just... I don't want
to see you get hurt,
1246
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,400
I'm not going to get hurt,
1247
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,400
He is,
1248
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,100
My advice...
1249
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,700
is not to do this,
1250
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,800
Mom, there's a lot of things
I come to you for advice about...
1251
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,100
but this is not one of them,
1252
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,700
I'm sorry, but...
1253
00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:51,600
honestly, how manyJohn Tuckers...
1254
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,200
have pulled a hit-and-run on you?
1255
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,700
That's not fair,
1256
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,200
I have met some pretty
nice guys lately,
1257
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,600
Right, yeah,
1258
00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:00,000
The drummer, the guy in rehab...
1259
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,800
and, throw in that one
from the tanning salon...
1260
00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:03,500
and you've hit the trifecta,
1261
00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:07,100
When did you get like this?
1262
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,400
A month ago,
you wouldn't like you right now,
1263
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,000
A month ago, nobody liked me,
1264
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:13,000
I did,
1265
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:17,200
I'm sorry, I just...
1266
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,000
It's been a long night,
I'm a little... you know...
1267
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,100
Yeah, it's okay,
1268
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,500
I got a little of that, too,
1269
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,100
Good night,
1270
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,000
Kate?
1271
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,800
Just be careful
who you pretend to be,
1272
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:36,200
I mean, I'd hate
if you forgot who you are,
1273
00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:41,900
I was nobody, so there's really
no risk in losing anything,
1274
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,100
So, how long till you think
he's back again?
1275
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,600
I say he'll show up in
the next... 30 seconds?
1276
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,400
Come on,
1277
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,500
Ah, like clockwork,
1278
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,000
- That's call number five,
1279
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,000
That's two calls past desperate,
1280
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,300
- Get it,
1281
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,000
Hello,
1282
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,900
Hey, Kate, It's me,
1283
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,400
-John?
1284
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,800
John Tucker?
1285
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:16,600
Oh, yeah, Hey,
Um, I just got in, What's up?
1286
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,000
So, did you figure out...
1287
00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,800
if you were doing anything on Saturday?
1288
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,000
Um... yeah,
1289
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,700
I did, and...
1290
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Oh, crap,
1291
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,100
What's the matter?
1292
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,800
Uh, some perv's been
checking out the house...
1293
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,700
and I think I see him,
1294
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800
I think he's in a Jeep or something,
1295
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,900
Really?
1296
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,000
You want me to cruise by
and check it out?
1297
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,100
No, We're just
gonna call the cops,
1298
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,500
JOHN:
O-Okay,
1299
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,900
Well, I'll-I'll talk to you later then,
1300
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,500
Shit,
1301
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,900
We figured if we'd hit stalking potential...
1302
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000
it was time to letJohn
take me out on a real date,
1303
00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:03,000
What?
We're not eating here?
1304
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:05,500
Nah, I thought
we'd do take-out,
1305
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,000
Wait, where are we going?
1306
00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:14,500
Well, I could tell you...
1307
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,800
but then I'd have to kill you,
1308
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,900
- Come on,
1309
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,100
There's our table,
1310
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Oh, my gosh,
1311
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:26,900
Where are they?
1312
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,200
Where'd they go?
1313
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:29,600
Wait,
1314
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,200
You guys...
1315
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,000
I can't tell where they are,
1316
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,300
Okay, it's...... it's definitely dark,
1317
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,500
What?
1318
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,800
I don't know,
Outside, maybe?
1319
00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:48,500
No effin' way!
1320
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,500
Boat? Has anybody else
been on the boat?
1321
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,500
I've never been on the boat,
1322
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,100
Nobody even told me he had a boat!
1323
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,700
She's not equipped
to handle this,
1324
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,100
- Huh,
1325
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,300
I'm losing them,
1326
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,100
I'm losing them! Hey!
1327
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,900
Oh,John,
1328
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,400
I'm serious,
-Stop it,
1329
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,800
We've gotta get out there,
1330
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Come on!
1331
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,700
We've gotta get there now-ish,
1332
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,500
I can't! This motor sucks,
1333
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,600
- Can't you go a little faster?
- No,
1334
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,700
Give me an oar,
I could paddle faster than you!
1335
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,000
Just pretend
it's a whaling ship and...
1336
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,700
go Greenpeace on their asses!
1337
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,000
BETH:
What?
1338
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:27,100
- Hey! Hey!
1339
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,600
Nice, Gilligan here
just flooded the engine,
1340
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,000
I'll give you ''Gilligan,''
1341
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,600
- Heather, Heather, stop it!
- Stop! Stop it! That's wet!
1342
00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,500
You have no idea
what you're doing, Heather!
1343
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,000
Wait,
1344
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Okay, This is fine,
1345
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,100
This is why God
invented Triple-A,
1346
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,000
Oh, no,
1347
00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:52,300
What?
1348
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,700
No signal,
1349
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,400
What?
1350
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,800
No signal?
1351
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,500
It was the first time
I was truly alone with John,
1352
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,200
I can't quite explain it, but...
1353
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,900
Okay, if I could dream
ofhow a date should be...
1354
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
Now make a wish,
1355
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:18,400
KATE:
,,John Tucker did it better,
1356
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,400
He did it way better,
1357
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,000
I mean, when do you cue
the dolphins?
1358
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:22,300
Right,
1359
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,100
I mean, no-no-no-no,
don't get me wrong,
1360
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,700
It's... It's really nice, but...
1361
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,400
are you really that scared...
1362
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,800
to just hang out
and be yourself?
1363
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,500
Okay, Fair enough,
1364
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,500
But it is terrifying,
trying to impress you,
1365
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,100
Me?
1366
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,700
Kate, I mean...
1367
00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:45,000
you come out of nowhere...
1368
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,900
and you've got
high school dialed in,
1369
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800
I don't really think I'm that dialed,
1370
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,500
No, uh, you're
the varsity captain...
1371
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,500
and the most popular guy
in school, yeah?
1372
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,000
Right, right, right, yeah, um, I guess,
1373
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,400
You know, I'm-I'm just lucky,
1374
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,800
Okay...
1375
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,900
I'm really lucky,
1376
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Yeah, and-and-and
that's why I'd be crazy...
1377
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,600
not to make the most of it,
1378
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:11,100
Look, Kate...
1379
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,700
Maybe sometimes
I come on too strong,
1380
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,400
I don't know who else to be,
1381
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,300
You know, I just gotta put
my whole heart into things,
1382
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:26,800
That sounds like an easy way
to get it broken,
1383
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:33,000
Well... luckily, I...
figured out a way...
1384
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,700
to protect myself against that,
1385
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,100
Some kick-ass dance moves,
1386
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,100
What?
1387
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000
- Wha...? Oh, my gosh!
1388
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,100
I wasn't ready for that,
1389
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,800
I was thinking about going pro,
1390
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:47,800
- Oh?
- Laugh all you want,
1391
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,200
There was a scout in the stands...
1392
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:50,300
at last year's prom,
1393
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,900
Wow,
1394
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:10,700
Oh, my gosh, spill it,
1395
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,200
We need to know everything,
Every detail right now,
1396
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:18,200
I... You- I mean, you-you guys
dated him, You know,
1397
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:19,800
Not on the high seas,
1398
01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:22,100
What the hell happened out there?
1399
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,600
Um...nothing, you know?
It was just-We... We talked...
1400
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,000
and it was...
1401
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000
It was nice,
1402
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,100
BETH:
You just talked?
1403
01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:32,800
You mean, he was able to...
get intimate without being...
1404
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,700
like... intimate?
1405
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,000
Okay,
1406
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,800
He is telling her anything
she wants to hear,
1407
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Look, the only way to see
if he's really fallen for her...
1408
01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,500
is to see how far
Kate can push him...
1409
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,500
at the hotel after the away game,
1410
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,900
Right,
Yeah, I-I... I can do that,
1411
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,100
Oh, no, Oh, no,
I know that look,
1412
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,000
He's got you under his spell,
1413
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,800
What? No! I-I...
Come on,
1414
01:00:59,000 --> 01:00:59,900
No, you come on,
1415
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,900
You can't lose focus
going into the finals,
1416
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,900
Kate, we all believed him...
1417
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,700
but there is no way to know what
this guy is really thinking,
1418
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,700
Yes, there is,
1419
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,300
I'm reporting from behind enemy lines...
1420
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,000
a fortress, if you will,
where the innermost workings...
1421
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,800
of the male psyche
reveal themselves...
1422
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,200
like a slide under a microscope,
1423
01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:24,100
- Good practice, Good practice!
1424
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,300
JOHN:
Central is going down!
1425
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,600
Get down!
1426
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,000
That's disgusting,
1427
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,400
Hey, look, Ma! No hands!
1428
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,100
Disgusting, Nice work,
1429
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,500
- Oh! Tommy! Nachos?
- Damn!
1430
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,200
I think it was nachos,
1431
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,100
Holy guacamole,
1432
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,600
Away game, dude,
You gonna be my wingman?
1433
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,400
Naw, I think I'm just gonna
hang out with Kate tonight,
1434
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,600
Aw, come on,
So I gotta take care...
1435
01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:59,000
of all that Central High tail by myself?
1436
01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:00,400
- Guess so,
- Ah, come on, man!
1437
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,500
We gonna get us some girls...
1438
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,700
or are you gonna act like one?
1439
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,200
That's messed up, Tommy,
1440
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,600
John, Please, please tell me...
1441
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,100
you tapped that by now!
1442
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:14,100
Boys, Boys, Look...
1443
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,000
you don't just pop
an '82 Bordeaux...
1444
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:17,600
'cause it's on your shelf,
1445
01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,100
Oh, please,
1446
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,100
Great things take time,
1447
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,700
Man, you whipped!
1448
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,200
- Whipped, man!
1449
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:28,100
Hey! Hey!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1450
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,800
Nobody is whipped, okay?
John Tucker is not whipped,
1451
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:32,400
Oh, here we go,
1452
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,500
Let's just say,
at tonight's away game...
1453
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,000
I'm gonna be scoring
more than baskets,
1454
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,800
Bingo,
1455
01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:40,700
Okay, okay, Uncork it,
then pork it,
1456
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,700
- Now that's my man!
- Slam-dunk, baby,
1457
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,400
TEAMMATES
1458
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,700
We are so gonna get him,
1459
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,800
So, hydrogen and oxygen
are getting a drink...
1460
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
and gold walks in
and they go...
1461
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,800
''AU! Get outta the bar!''
1462
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,000
'Cause, you know, AU is...
1463
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,700
the atomic symbol for gold,
1464
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,800
Yeah, Yeah,
I-I got it,
1465
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:11,800
Oh, good,
1466
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,000
You're gonna help me measure
with the doodad and everything,
1467
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:20,800
Oh, I actually thought
I'd work with Alex today,
1468
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Oh, I... Well, he's
gonna take you back...
1469
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,200
without an insurance waiver?
1470
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,500
Yeah, well,
he's warmed up to me...
1471
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,100
since his left eyebrow grew back,
1472
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,900
Uh...
1473
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,400
Hey, kiddo,
Is your mom home?
1474
01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:46,400
Nope,
1475
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,700
Is that him?
1476
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,300
You're not seriously
going out with Skip, are you?
1477
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,600
Don't call him that,
1478
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,100
We're just going out,
1479
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,100
Mom, please don't do this,
1480
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,100
- Please?
1481
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,100
He's probably in town
for a layover...
1482
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,900
and he's just looking
for someone to lay over,
1483
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,400
Very clever, sweetheart,
1484
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,200
Can we not do this
whole thing right now?
1485
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:11,000
Mom, no wonder I'm so messed up,
1486
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,100
I've never actually seen
a functional relationship,
1487
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,600
Who I date...
1488
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,100
is none of your business,
1489
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,600
Are you serious?
1490
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,700
Can you imagine growing up
with a mom who only dates jerks?
1491
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:24,000
You don't really see
how this affects me?
1492
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:29,400
See you tomorrow,
1493
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,600
Don't forget to lock the door
when you sneak out,
1494
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,100
So,your team's just won
the semifinals...
1495
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,000
you're at a hotel
with all your friends...
1496
01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,100
I mean, this should be fun,
shouldn't it?
1497
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,700
CARRI E:
Come on,! Get up,!
1498
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,100
Let's go,
1499
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,000
Now the real game begins,
1500
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,200
Are you sure we're
not going too far?
1501
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,800
HEATHER:
Look...
1502
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,100
this game's in crunch time,
1503
01:04:57,300 --> 01:05:00,000
Kate, do you know what happens
when you let your guard down...
1504
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,400
around John Tucker?
1505
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,600
Carrie, show her,
1506
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,000
You need to see this,
1507
01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:09,600
Here,
1508
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000
- Man, you whipped, man!
- Whipped!
1509
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:15,000
- Hold up! Hold up,
- All right, What? What?
1510
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:16,100
I am not whipped, okay?
1511
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,300
John Tucker is not whipped,
1512
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:22,100
I will have you know
that at tonight's away game...
1513
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,200
I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets,
1514
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,700
TOMMY:
Uncork it, then pork it,
1515
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,900
- Okay, I got you on that one!
- Slam-dunk, baby,
1516
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,700
John Tucker, you are going down,
1517
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,600
What? Is it okay?
1518
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:52,100
You should totally wear
underwear to school,
1519
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,000
- She's hot!
- Yeah, you, girl!
1520
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,900
TOMMY:
''Kate S, requests...
1521
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
video chat with John T''?
1522
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,000
Okay, you're gone,
1523
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,600
- All right! Playa-playa!
- Come on, Tommy, Up,
1524
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,600
- Bye-bye,
- Fabio, Ow,
1525
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:15,600
- Hey, there,
1526
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:18,000
Hey, You alone?
1527
01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,000
Yeah, You?
1528
01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,900
Yeah, It's so sad...
'cause I'm s...
1529
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,300
I'm so... lovely,
1530
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,500
No!
1531
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,400
- Lonely!
1532
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,100
I'm so lonely,
1533
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,400
JOHN:
Well, maybe I could...
1534
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,200
come over there
and keep you company,
1535
01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:37,800
Oh, I'd like that...
but there's a problem,
1536
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,600
Coach Williams is out in the hall,
1537
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:41,200
- She's totally watching,
1538
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,000
There's no way
you could get in here,
1539
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,300
- Damn it,
- Unless...
1540
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,000
you went out on the ledge...
1541
01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,000
and came in
through the sliding door?
1542
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,400
Yeah, right,
1543
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,800
Yeah, that's crazy,
1544
01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:55,300
It's too bad,
I got all... dressed up,
1545
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,600
Or... down,
1546
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,300
I-I could try the balcony,
1547
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,500
Great!
I'm three rooms down,
1548
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,800
I already counted,
1549
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:08,100
I'll be right there,
1550
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,200
Hold-Hold on!
1551
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,500
Uh, hold on,
1552
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:11,800
What?
1553
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,900
Um...
1554
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,000
I... got you a present?
1555
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,700
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah,
1556
01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:20,000
It's... under your bed,
1557
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,500
Ooh, A little preview?
1558
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,500
KATE:
N-No,
1559
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,400
I want you to wear them,
1560
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:37,000
What's wrong?
1561
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:40,500
It's sexy, Haven't you
ever done this before?
1562
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,600
No,
1563
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,500
That's cute,
1564
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,100
You're just so...
...inexperienced,
1565
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:47,600
What?
1566
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,000
No, I am not inexperienced,
1567
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000
John...
1568
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,200
Johnny, I thought
that you might do this...
1569
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,600
Johnny, I thought
that you might do this...
1570
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,400
one little thing for me,
1571
01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:00,700
And then... I might do a little
something for you,
1572
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:05,700
And then... we might do a little
something together,
1573
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000
But...
1574
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:13,800
You know what? I am tired...
1575
01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:16,200
...and it is getting
really late, so...
1576
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:19,000
I'll just see you tomorrow,
1577
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,100
- Night,
- Wait,
1578
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:26,300
Wait, Um...
Give me five minutes,
1579
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,100
Okay,
1580
01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:12,100
-You...!
- I'm sorry!
1581
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,300
...little...!
1582
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,400
- March!
- Ow!
1583
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,400
- Ow!
- Ooh!John!
1584
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,700
- What are you wearing?
- Dude, those are for ladies,
1585
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,100
What... the hell?
1586
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,200
I think this belongs to you, Coach,
1587
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:30,000
I found it in my bed,
1588
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,000
Coach, make her let go,
1589
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,200
Let go,
1590
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,700
''Live and let live''
is what I say, Tucker,
1591
01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:42,300
Takes all kinds to build a freeway,
1592
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,000
But I am not equipped...
1593
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:47,000
for this kind of weirdness...
1594
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,400
this close to the playoffs!
1595
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,400
I guess it was
four instead of three, Sorry,
1596
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,000
Show's over, ladies,
1597
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:04,100
Back to your rooms,
1598
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,000
Show's over!
Back to your rooms,
1599
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,100
- Hey,John!
1600
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,400
Love the bow,
1601
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,800
Your butt is my screensaver,
1602
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000
There he is,
1603
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:20,500
Hey, Tucker!
1604
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,800
All right, let's go!
1605
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:36,800
Split up, shirts versus skins,
Come on,
1606
01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,600
All right, Ball,
1607
01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:46,800
Dude, you wearing
thongs again, man?
1608
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:51,100
Yup,
1609
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,200
It's like letting your best
friend sleep in a silk hammock,
1610
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:04,100
They're breezy,
1611
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,100
They don't bind,
1612
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,300
And they give you
just enough swing,
1613
01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:19,000
What?
1614
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:26,300
All right, guys, let's go!
1615
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,900
Un...believable,
1616
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,300
I'd hit him with my car...
1617
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,400
if he wouldn't make a body cast
a fashion statement,
1618
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,800
Kate!
1619
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:59,500
Hey, The other night didn't
quite go like I'd hoped,
1620
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,000
Yeah, I know, Sorry,
1621
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,100
Nah, it's okay,
Kind of spun it,
1622
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,000
I noticed, Now everyone knows
Victoria's secret,
1623
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:11,600
Tommy was thinking
we'd do it as a birthday theme,
1624
01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:13,600
''Not the Same Old
Thong and Dance,''
1625
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:15,600
Cute,
1626
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:19,200
Kate, Kate, wait,
Wait, wait,
1627
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:22,300
Look...
you don't get it, Okay?
1628
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,500
I was humiliated trying
to get your attention...
1629
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:29,800
and I'm not working this hard
just so I can get some action,
1630
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,600
So I'm not just some
'82 Bordeaux...
1631
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,100
you wanna
''uncork and pork''?
1632
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,100
Where'd you hear that?
1633
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,200
No-No-No, look-look,
that-that's just...
1634
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,000
locker room talk, okay?
That doesn't mean anything,
1635
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,800
You act like a pig
so you don't sound whipped?
1636
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:44,000
Yes, Exactly,
1637
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,200
Look, I'm... I'm saying
things I don't believe,
1638
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,000
I'm doing things
I don't understand,
1639
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,100
I mean, I put on your underwear
and I scaled a building,
1640
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,800
I'm trying so hard,
1641
01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:58,800
But I'm out of plays,
1642
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,300
Kate... you're the one,
1643
01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:10,400
Look, I've... never
done this before, so...
1644
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:12,700
I'm not exactly sure how it goes,
1645
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,800
It's just something personal,
1646
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,100
Okay? Something to show you...
1647
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:23,300
and whoever wants to know,
that I'm whipped,
1648
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,000
Excellent!
1649
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:29,500
Yeah, I'm whipped,
1650
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,100
Will you be my girlfriend?
1651
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,500
Oh... my...
1652
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,100
God,
1653
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,400
We'll crush him,
1654
01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:42,100
Kill time, Bam!
1655
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,200
Happy birthday, little Tucker,
1656
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,700
CARRI E:
Okay, so, now we...
1657
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:49,000
Um... y-you guys...
1658
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,800
I'm feeling a little weird
about this whole thing,
1659
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,500
Huh?
1660
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,000
- Kate...
1661
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000
You said if you ever dated a guy like this...
1662
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,800
you would get even,
1663
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:03,400
I know, um, but...
1664
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:05,000
Oh, my God, you love him!
1665
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:07,100
Oh, we are doing
a dating intervention,
1666
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,400
This is for your own good,
1667
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,800
Reality check, Kate:
1668
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,400
you're not really dating him,
1669
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,500
You got Tucked over,
1670
01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:13,800
He didn't fall for you,
1671
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,800
He fell for what we made you,
1672
01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:18,000
Who were you before you met us?
1673
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:20,400
No one... and then
we made you ''the one''...
1674
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,200
and this is how you repay us?
1675
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,700
So, the little monster you
created destroys John Tucker...
1676
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,800
and then what?
What happens to me?
1677
01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:29,400
- You become a legend!
- Yeah!
1678
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,600
- What if I don't want that?
- Well, you can't have him!
1679
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:34,000
And... this watch
belongs to me!
1680
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,900
I'm the head cheerleader,
He's the team captain,
1681
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,000
This watch should be mine!
1682
01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:39,100
What, you think because
you're the head cheerleader...
1683
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,400
you can get whatever you want?
1684
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,800
- Exactly!
- Hey! Girls! Stop,
1685
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,000
Thanks, Carrie,
1686
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:45,600
He deserves the best, okay?
1687
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,100
He obviously deserves me,
1688
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,200
- What?!
- Please,
1689
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:49,800
You don't care about him,
1690
01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:51,600
All you care about is
getting into Hartford,
1691
01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:53,100
I believe it's ''Har-vard,''
1692
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,800
Stop it, You guys,
we're supposed to be friends,
1693
01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:58,400
Well, friends don't say they're
gonna do something and then...
1694
01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,000
And then totally screw
everybody over!
1695
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,600
If you're not againstJohn,
you are not with us,
1696
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:08,700
You guys really think
this is gonna help you...
1697
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,000
get overJohn Tucker?
1698
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,500
You're either obsessed
with destroying him...
1699
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,100
or obsessed with dating him,
1700
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,400
Either way,
it's always all about him,
1701
01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:19,000
I'm done with it,
1702
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,000
Well, cheerleaders don't quit,
1703
01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:25,100
I'm not a real cheerleader,
1704
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,400
Whatever your plan is,
count me out,
1705
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:30,200
Well, don't worry about it...
1706
01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:32,700
because you're fired!
1707
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,000
But...
1708
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,500
Okay,
1709
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,200
Hang on,
1710
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,000
I think I know what we need,
1711
01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:08,500
I wish it couldjust be simple,
like a retro pop song,
1712
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:13,500
Boom, end of story,
we all live happily ever after,
1713
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,600
That's a nice watch,
1714
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,300
No, it's-it's not
what it looks like,
1715
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,300
But it's never really
like that, is it?
1716
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,100
Since when are Beth and Carrie
friends with Heather?
1717
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,700
Those girls absolutely
hate each other, Kate,
1718
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:28,300
And what are they
doing talking to you?
1719
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:32,500
What happened to you?
1720
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,800
You were so different,
and now you're like...
1721
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:37,200
the rest of them-
you fell for my brother,
1722
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:38,400
No, I-I didn't,
1723
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,500
No, it's-it's not like that,
I mean...
1724
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,400
It's something you cooked
up with those three,
1725
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,000
It's just a joke to you, isn't it?
1726
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:50,000
You want to know
whyJohn fell for you?
1727
01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:52,000
He thinks that you're the first...
1728
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,800
honest relationship
that he's been in,
1729
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,100
Well, he's not that innocent, okay?
1730
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,000
I mean, y-you know
how John Tucker can be,
1731
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,500
Everybody knows how he can be,
He is John Tucker,
1732
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:02,000
And still, every girl
in school lines up...
1733
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,600
to date him,
knowing what they know,
1734
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:07,400
And yeah, he lies to girls
to get them to fall for him,
1735
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:10,600
I can't imagine the kind
of person who would do that,
1736
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:13,000
Can you?
1737
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,800
Mom! The frosting!
1738
01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:33,800
There's cake under it,
1739
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,300
Yeah, I sent Skip home,
1740
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,000
Oh,
1741
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,900
You know, I'm starting to get
this whole ''Skip'' thing,
1742
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,100
Look, I know my...
1743
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,200
relationship stuff affects you,
1744
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,400
I made mistakes,
1745
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,400
But I would never plan
to hurt somebody,
1746
01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,000
I-I'm just...
1747
01:17:57,100 --> 01:18:00,200
I just got so caught up in it,
1748
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,300
I guess...
1749
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:06,000
I was invisible for so long that...
1750
01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:07,800
it felt good to be noticed,
1751
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,000
Kate...
1752
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,900
you chose to be invisible,
1753
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,900
You thought it would
be easier that way,
1754
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,400
Well, they're
noticing me now,
1755
01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:20,100
I mean, none of this is really me,
1756
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,900
And-and now I don't even know
who my real friends really are,
1757
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,000
Maybe if you showed them
the real Kate, you'd find out,
1758
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,000
- Hey, happy birthday, bro,
- Scrappy,
1759
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,000
Hey, have you seen Tommy?
1760
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,000
We have a birthday
present forJohn,
1761
01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:05,100
Yeah, he's on stage, in the truck,
1762
01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:11,500
We 'bout to thump up in here!
1763
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,000
People in Planes,
Yeah, that was loud right there!
1764
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000
Hey, look, check me out over here,
1765
01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:20,700
Come on, now, gather round,
1766
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:23,500
It's John Tucker toast time! Yeah!
1767
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,900
Hey,John, come up here, man!
1768
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,600
All right, look,
check this out,
1769
01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:29,200
A birthday comes
but once a year...
1770
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,100
and the good Lord
you'll be thanking,
1771
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,600
Now, old pal,
let's cut this cake...
1772
01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:35,100
and see who's giving you...
1773
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:40,100
- a... spanking! Ho-ho-ho!
1774
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:46,000
- Tommy! Tommy, hey!
- What's up? Whatcha got for me?
1775
01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:48,600
Oh,just a little something
extra from the girls at Kodiak,
1776
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,000
Me likey,
I'm gonna start it right now,
1777
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,400
- Okay, perfect, Here we go,
1778
01:19:58,100 --> 01:19:59,800
That was hot!
1779
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,000
- He's got mad skills!
- Now take a look at hotter!
1780
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:04,000
Boy can slam!
1781
01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:07,100
Move on back
'cause Tuck's our man!
1782
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,100
We love you,John!
1783
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,600
Happy birthday,John!
1784
01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:14,000
- Everyone in the Poetry Club...
-Kate!
1785
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,800
You made it, Come on,
1786
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,500
Come wish me a happy birthday,
1787
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:21,000
John, that's not why I'm here,
1788
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,800
o, Kate...
1789
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,000
this is just something
to show you and...
1790
01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,800
whoever wants to know,
that I'm whipped,
1791
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000
- You're the one, Kate,
- Aw...
1792
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:35,000
Look, I've never done this
before, so...
1793
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,400
Look, I've never done this
before, so...
1794
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,000
This is cool,
1795
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:40,300
...I'm not exactly sure how it goes,
1796
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,000
Will you be my girlfriend?
1797
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:44,100
Oh, yeah!
1798
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,700
John Tucker,
there's only one guy out there...
1799
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:47,800
- for me...
- Oh, no!
1800
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,100
but you are not...
1801
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,800
What's going on?
1802
01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:58,000
Um...
1803
01:20:58,100 --> 01:21:00,800
John, I have something I have to say,
1804
01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:02,100
This entire time...
1805
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,700
I've been pretending to be
a bunch of stuff that I'm not...
1806
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,800
so you would... fall for me,
1807
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000
- Louder!
- What's the deal?!
1808
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,000
We were trying to break your heart...
1809
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,800
so you knew what it felt like,
1810
01:21:14,900 --> 01:21:16,100
''We''?
1811
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,800
I get it,
1812
01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:23,900
Well, hey...
1813
01:21:24,100 --> 01:21:26,900
you girls pulled it off,
1814
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,400
Yeah,
1815
01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:31,100
It worked,
1816
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,400
I'm sorry,
1817
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,700
- What's the deal?!
- What's going on?!
1818
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:38,700
You guys breaking up?
1819
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,400
Look, this entire time,
I've been...
1820
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:45,500
I've been lying about who I am,
1821
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,200
But... I'm done pretending,
1822
01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:51,100
This is the real me,
1823
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,800
This is Kate,
1824
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:57,800
- Hey, Kate!
- Yeah?
1825
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:00,400
You're ruining the party!
1826
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,300
- That is so not fair,
- Oh, no!
1827
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,900
This is all our fault,
You do not deserve this,
1828
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,700
We should never
have done this to you,
1829
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,600
Give me that,
Okay, Hey!
1830
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,200
So big deal, she lied,
1831
01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:14,700
We all lied,
1832
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:16,400
What, like you've
never lied before?
1833
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,800
Exactly, You should be
throwing drinks at each other...
1834
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:21,100
- Yeah,
- not her,
1835
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,100
Everybody chill,
1836
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,700
Look... they're right,
1837
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,300
All right, we all do it,
1838
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,700
I lie,
1839
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,200
I pretend I'm whatever
I need to to get girls,
1840
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:34,500
And it works, dude!
1841
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,000
You're the man!
1842
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,100
Naw, I'm not saying
it's a good thing,
1843
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,800
- It's a great thing!
-Guys...
1844
01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:42,000
what I'm trying to say is...
1845
01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:44,200
it's wrong,
1846
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:46,400
There ain't nothin' wrong
with hookin' up...
1847
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,300
with the finest girls
in the school!
1848
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,000
- Yeah!
1849
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,300
Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker!
1850
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:59,400
Tucker! Tucker! Tucker!
Tucker! Tucker! Tucker!
1851
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:00,700
Oh!
1852
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:30,600
John!
1853
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,400
Hi,
1854
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,200
- Hey,
- Hey,
1855
01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:40,000
Wow, you look... clean,
1856
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:44,000
Thanks, You look
pretty clean yourself,
1857
01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:45,800
Thanks,
1858
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:47,400
- Listen...
1859
01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,100
I shouldn't have
thrown the cake...
1860
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,000
Kate, stop,
1861
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,900
I deserved the cake
in the face,
1862
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,300
And, as hard as it might be
for you to believe...
1863
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,500
I'm gonna start telling the truth,
1864
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,100
I mean it,
1865
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,900
Okay, well, that...
I think that's great,
1866
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:06,000
So... truce?
1867
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,100
I'd like that,
1868
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,200
Ow!
1869
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,100
I think you bobbed when I...
1870
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,600
- Weaved, Yeah,
- Right,
1871
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,100
( laughs ):
Okay,
1872
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,300
See you around,
1873
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,400
Yeah, Good luck,
1874
01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:28,200
So, it took us
1 2 bottles of shampoo...
1875
01:24:28,300 --> 01:24:30,500
and three days to get
the stripper cake out of our hair,
1876
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:31,900
But you know what?
1877
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,000
- Kate,
- It was all worth it,
1878
01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:35,000
Hey, Kate,
1879
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,900
Hey, um, uh, one sec,
1880
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,200
- Hi,
- Hey,
1881
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:40,700
So, uh...
1882
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,000
things didn't quite work out
with Alex and I,
1883
01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:47,300
Um... see, we have shop
together, as well,
1884
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:48,900
- Was there another fire?
- No,
1885
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,800
No, I...
I clearly warned him...
1886
01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,000
that I shouldn't be operating
a band saw,
1887
01:24:54,100 --> 01:24:55,100
No way,
1888
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:58,000
Um...
1889
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,100
but Chemistry
does suck without you,
1890
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:04,900
What do you say?
Lab partners?
1891
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,600
Are you sure?
1892
01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:08,800
Yes, I'm sure,
1893
01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:10,900
You're perfect, Kate,
1894
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,700
Um... you know,
'cause you're, uh...
1895
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,900
smarter than me,
and so far, uh...
1896
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,900
not flammable,
1897
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,500
Right?
1898
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,000
True,
1899
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:28,100
You totally have a crush...
1900
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,900
on the other Tucker,
1901
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000
She'll definitely need help
with this one,
1902
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,900
I just upgraded my boob cam,
1903
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,100
- We can do a full-frontal attack,
- No,
1904
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,000
No, Let's just
hang out tonight, okay?
1905
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:40,400
Hang out?
1906
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:42,300
Where's that gonna go on
my college application?
1907
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:42,800
And John Tucker?
1908
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:43,600
And John Tucker?
1909
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,100
We definitely got to him,
1910
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,900
He never lied to a girl again,
1911
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,000
Hey, beautiful,
1912
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:50,300
Now, we need to go into this
with our eyes open,
1913
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:51,700
Complete honesty,
1914
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,700
Jennifer, this is Jill...
1915
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,000
my other girlfriend,
1916
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,800
I think we can make this work,
1917
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,800
And the girl who made
John Tucker fall in love?
1918
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,800
Well, she's a legend,
1919
01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:13,100
Oh,!
1920
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,200
I almost forgot,
1921
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:15,800
If you're thinking
of trying this at home...
1922
01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:18,500
just remember; when you mess
with a John Tucker...
1923
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,100
you better be prepared
for the consequences,
1924
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,000
Holy jama lama!
1925
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,127
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