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I'm built to last.
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I'll die...
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...when I damn well please.
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Aah!
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Get me
the fuck out of here.
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Aah.
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What do you know about this?!
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Oh, shit.
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What do you know?
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You see that?
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You see this crispy stump?
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Her arm was blown off.
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Fucker!
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You dickhead lesbo!
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I ain't got no notion
of what went down.
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I swear to God.
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Aah! No!
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You're gonna spill your guts!
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All right, goddamn it!
I'll tell ya!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Motherfucker!
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I didn't do shit!
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Who did?
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It was that goddamn bastard.
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- Who?!
- Bozo!
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Bozo!
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His Trans-Am's gone.
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Son of a bitch.
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Which way
did the son of a bitch go?
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The small town down there,
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on the other side of the bridge.
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That's where he hangs out at
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with his gimpy brother.
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He left me.
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Those son of a bitches.
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They left me.
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They left me for dead.
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You have a heart attack?
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My heart.
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daughter alivein a drainage pipe.
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Now, some believe that Gus,
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affectionately knownas "Short Bus" Gus,
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possesses a special psychic gift.
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Take me downtown, thrust bunny!
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Oh! Yes! Aah!
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Hurry the fuck up in there!
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We gotta pick up Grandma
before the match.
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I could just smell her courage.
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What the fuck is that?!
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Oh, my God! Run!
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Fuckin' tricky Mexicans.
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She's gone, man.
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She's gone.
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I'm Thunder.
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This is Lightning.
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I bring the rumble.
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He brings the pain.
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Not politically correct
to kill a little person,
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let alone two.
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I will.
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How long
you gonna hold out on me, huh?
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You can't hide it forever.
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But I can hold you forever,
should it come to that.
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Six days now in the clinker, huh?
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Well, you probably
want a shower, right?
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Not today, bud.
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No shower, no bread, no water.
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Your odor reminds me of the paste
my asshole makes on a hot day.
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Can't keep me in here like this.
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Who's gonna stop me?
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I'm an anti-smack regime
in full effect, son.
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I'm a guillotine lookin' for a head.
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Luke.
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Yes, sir?
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Now, I know you're cookin'
this crystal meth shit
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in your school bus somewhere.
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Where is it?
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Where'd you hide your bus this time?
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Where's your goddamn lair, junkie?
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I don't know nothin'
about no school bus, Sheriff.
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I'm just a vagabond.
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Well, that's fine...
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until I find it, burn it,
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and piss on the ashes.
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Don't give him anything
the rest of the day.
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All right, Sheriff.
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I'm dyin' soon,
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and I'm dyin' horribly.
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Who wants to get fingered?
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I'm tellin' you,
she's cheatin' on me. I know it.
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Dale, it's screwing with my business.
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Dale, I'm not even
number-one salesman
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at my own
two-employee-strong car lot now.
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All right, Dale, listen.
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He's someone in this fuckin' town.
I know it.
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No, I don't have any proof, Dale.
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That's where you come, Dale.
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Dale, you're talkin'.
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Shut up, Dale. Okay, listen.
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That's where you come in, okay?
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I need some hard evidence, Dale.
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I need some fuckin' proof. Yeah.
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Some soiled panties or something,
you know?
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Some errant pubes,
a fuckin' used condom.
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I don't care.
Get me some hard evidence.
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Hang on a minute.
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We're all set here.
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Let's go.
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Hey, you guys
enjoy that station wagon, okay?
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Hurry up.
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Don't forget to come back
when junior's ready to roll.
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All right?
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Hey, hey.
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You folks remember,
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I fuckin' slash prices.
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Remember that.
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Hola, amigos.
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�No credito?
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No problemo.
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I know cars. I know engines.
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American ingenuity, it's what I do.
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Slash-slash, slash-slash,
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slickety-slash.
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Like this beauty here...2,999.
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Slash! 999.
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No credit? No problem.
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I'm so bad,
you know it's good.
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Suck a dick, everyone.
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I slash prices.
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It's ruining my business, Dale.
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My fuckin' reputation's
on the line here, Dale.
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Get into it, Dale.
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Let that son of a bitch know
he's got it comin'.
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Bullshit!
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Ooh! Sh...
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Ooh!
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Shit, there goes a lawsuit.
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What the... Aah!
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I fuckin' knew it!
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So fuckin' dead!
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You are fuckin' dead.
You just fuckin' killed yourself.
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You can threaten me all you want,
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but I'm empowered now...
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by the secret.
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I wish for good things to happen...
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to me.
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Thought becomes thing.
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Motherfuckin' what?
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And Greg is my rock.
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Well, now, take it easy.
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Let's not
get ahead of ourselves here.
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I'm a ne'er-do-well,
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and I have a moustache.
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This doesn't happen overnight.
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Mmm?
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Of all fuckin' people, Greg.
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Okay.
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Ain't nobody home, husky.
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Let's get the fuck away from here.
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Where does he live?
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Trans-Am ain't around.
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That tells me
you're shit out of luck, lady.
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You're fucking shit out of luck!
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The monsters didn't attack.
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They're gone.
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We can make a run for it.
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We ain't goin' nowhere, woman.
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What are you talkin' about?
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That jail's the only safe place
in town.
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We're going.
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Greg, the fuckin' jail
is locked down, okay,
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and we can't fuckin' make it.
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Look outside. Have you seen
the amount of blood out there, nimrod?
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Okay,
that's what going for it gets you.
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I wished for this.
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This is it.
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I wished for this, and here it is.
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This is not the fuckin' help.
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I visualized this,
and they appeared.
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This is proof.
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Sweetie, help is the U.S.
of fuckin' A. military, okay?
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That's a gang.
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They got a fuckin' hostage,
for crying out...
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Get down! The big guy is looking.
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They're leaving.
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We can't just let 'em leave.
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Yes, we can.
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They've got guns.
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Duh,
and they'll fuckin' point them at us.
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No, this is a time
for mankind to come together.
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You're wrong!
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Shut the...
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Motherfucker!
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Fuck you, Greg.
You gonna tell me about wrong?
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You wife-fucker!
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Get out of my way.
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Come on.
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He's probably headed for the city.
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I told you
where he lived, where he hung out.
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Now, look, you cut me loose. Please.
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Get comfy.
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Bullshit. Stupid.
Stupid, stupid.
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- Motherfucker!
- Fuckin' stupid!
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Grab him.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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Got him.
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This shit's on you, Greg.
Fuck that.
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Greg, by the way,
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you're so fuckin' fired.
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You know what?
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I quit.
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Ooh! Shit.
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Is this him?
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That ain't him.
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Feel free to shoot him, though.
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How about you, fatback?
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You drive a brown Trans-Am?
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No! No, no, no, no.
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I know the guy who does, though.
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I sold it to him myself.
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That ain't him, either.
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- That's right. Could you please...
- Shit.
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We hadn't even ought to be here.
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You and your fuckin' revenge shit
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are gonna get us all done in.
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Hey, hey.
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Wait a minute.
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Let me tell you somethin', mama.
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I was a fuckin' marine
in the second World War, okay?
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- And I got over the goddamn Krauts...
- Close the fuckin' door, please.
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...and I got over the goddamn Japs,
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so you get that stick
out of your ass,
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and get over this fucking
vendetta bullshit of yours,
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and let's get out of here.
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What do you say?
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We hadn't even ought to be here.
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You and your fucking revenge shit.
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There anybody else in here?
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No, not in here,
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so could you please close the door?
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Get back! Get back!
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Get back! Shut the fucking door!
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Thank you for waking them up.
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What have I been saying?
Shut the fucking door.
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Help! Help me! Please!
Open the door!
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Open the... Aah!
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Hold the door! Hold the door!
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Hold the door!
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That wall's coming down.
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What the fuck?
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Wall's coming down.
It's made out of pigeon shit.
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Motherfucker!
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Run!
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Aah! You asshole bitch.
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Where'd he go?
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They ain't fuckin' here.
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We're gonna be safe. I know it.
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Other way, other way, other way.
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This is it. This is where he lives.
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Lady, you know what?
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You're out of your fuckin' gourd.
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Your Trans-Am ain't here, he ain't here.
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You son of a bitch.
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Why are you stalkin'
the son of a bitch?
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Lose a sister...
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ask me again.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Hold it right there.
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Now turn it around.
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Turn it around.
272
00:25:14,477 --> 00:25:16,379
Slowly.
273
00:25:24,554 --> 00:25:26,319
Shit fire and save matches.
274
00:25:28,724 --> 00:25:30,216
This is our hiding place.
275
00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:34,289
You guys take your hide
up the street to the jail.
276
00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:39,031
That's not gonna happen.
277
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,672
You get out.
278
00:25:45,741 --> 00:25:48,713
How's that revenge thing
workin' out for ya?
279
00:25:50,212 --> 00:25:51,942
We're not going anywhere.
280
00:26:05,894 --> 00:26:07,625
Dad?
281
00:26:25,681 --> 00:26:27,913
Aah! Aah! Aah!
282
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,428
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out. Please don't shoot.
283
00:26:46,502 --> 00:26:48,597
Don't shoot. I don't have a gun.
284
00:26:48,671 --> 00:26:51,108
Please. Oh, God.
Don't shoot, don't shoot.
285
00:26:51,173 --> 00:26:52,801
I swear to God I don't have a gun.
286
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:55,472
I don't know these people.
I've never seen them before in my life.
287
00:26:56,479 --> 00:26:58,039
I'm on my own.
288
00:27:02,818 --> 00:27:06,053
People think
I'm just a dumb blonde.
289
00:27:06,122 --> 00:27:08,854
They have no idea who I really am.
290
00:27:21,938 --> 00:27:23,167
She's fucking leaving.
291
00:27:27,878 --> 00:27:29,210
It worked!
292
00:27:35,751 --> 00:27:37,584
Oh, crap.
293
00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:41,689
You fucking chicken shit.
294
00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:43,283
- No, I didn't mean to...
- Damn cunt.
295
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,691
No, please stop!
296
00:28:04,213 --> 00:28:05,579
No! No! No!
297
00:28:09,152 --> 00:28:11,988
No! No! No!
No, he's gonna kill me!
298
00:28:17,626 --> 00:28:19,619
You left us for dead.
299
00:28:19,695 --> 00:28:21,825
You fraulein twat.
300
00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:27,829
Get on your feet, goddamn it.
301
00:28:27,904 --> 00:28:28,632
Get up here!
302
00:28:28,704 --> 00:28:30,071
They were gonna kill me!
303
00:28:32,475 --> 00:28:34,001
I said I'm sorry!
304
00:28:34,077 --> 00:28:36,013
Right there. Right there.
305
00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:37,342
I said I'm sorry!
306
00:28:49,693 --> 00:28:50,820
No!
307
00:28:53,496 --> 00:28:55,933
Forgive and forget,
huh, old man?
308
00:29:25,494 --> 00:29:29,663
You worthless motherfuckers!
309
00:29:29,733 --> 00:29:33,570
You think anyone gives a shit
about any of you?!
310
00:29:33,637 --> 00:29:36,609
You all deserve to fucking die.
311
00:29:36,673 --> 00:29:38,437
You can go to hell.
312
00:29:45,347 --> 00:29:46,839
Where'd you get that?
313
00:29:52,221 --> 00:29:53,622
Where'd you get this?
314
00:29:55,692 --> 00:29:58,322
Oh, fuck me.
315
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,096
And fuck you, too!
316
00:30:02,165 --> 00:30:03,725
Fuck yourself.
317
00:30:05,802 --> 00:30:07,601
Give it! Give it to me!
318
00:30:08,672 --> 00:30:10,904
She deserved it.
319
00:30:17,147 --> 00:30:18,980
It's rainin' bitches out here.
320
00:30:19,049 --> 00:30:20,746
Fuck you.
321
00:30:21,885 --> 00:30:23,012
Stop followin' me.
322
00:30:23,086 --> 00:30:24,349
Greg.
323
00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:25,855
Wait for us.
324
00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:27,288
- Wait.
- Shit.
325
00:30:27,356 --> 00:30:29,326
Get the fuck... Go back.
Go away.
326
00:30:29,391 --> 00:30:30,792
Wait.
327
00:30:34,197 --> 00:30:35,689
Oh, shit.
328
00:30:35,765 --> 00:30:37,233
Shit, shit, shit.
329
00:30:37,299 --> 00:30:38,893
Shh, shh.
330
00:30:38,969 --> 00:30:40,871
Slasher's Auto Barn.
331
00:30:40,937 --> 00:30:42,303
Hello? Who is this?
332
00:30:42,371 --> 00:30:45,400
We're in the metal shop.Just keep moving.
333
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,275
I can see you, motherfucker.Come on.
334
00:30:48,344 --> 00:30:49,312
All right.
335
00:30:58,088 --> 00:30:59,682
Keep comin'. Keep comin'.
336
00:30:59,756 --> 00:31:00,781
Watch out for the crap.
337
00:31:00,857 --> 00:31:01,790
The what?
338
00:31:01,858 --> 00:31:03,851
The pile of shit, motherfucker!
339
00:31:03,927 --> 00:31:06,159
Fuck! Fuck.
340
00:31:06,229 --> 00:31:07,994
- Yo, man, look out!
- What?
341
00:31:08,064 --> 00:31:09,123
Look out!
342
00:31:12,068 --> 00:31:15,302
- My nose.
- Where you going, cocksucker?
343
00:31:15,372 --> 00:31:19,038
Over there, in the fuckin' shop.
344
00:31:28,685 --> 00:31:29,846
Where?
345
00:31:39,095 --> 00:31:44,767
Monster!
346
00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,360
Shut the fuck up!
347
00:31:46,436 --> 00:31:47,995
- It's okay.
- Bitch.
348
00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:49,700
It's dead. Now come on in.
349
00:31:49,773 --> 00:31:51,002
Be quiet.
350
00:31:51,074 --> 00:31:52,839
Fuck. Fuck me.
351
00:31:52,909 --> 00:31:53,899
Fuck me.
352
00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:10,083
All right, follow me. Come on.
353
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,025
Fuck.
354
00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:13,731
This is our fort.
355
00:32:13,797 --> 00:32:16,234
It's soundproof, so be quiet.
356
00:32:16,299 --> 00:32:18,394
- What the fuck is this?
- Fuckwads.
357
00:32:32,816 --> 00:32:34,809
Shh.
358
00:32:35,885 --> 00:32:37,980
Come on.
Come on, come on, man.
359
00:32:49,032 --> 00:32:50,899
You all kill that monster?
360
00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:52,197
Hell yeah.
361
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:53,431
And how'd you do that?
362
00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:55,496
We got lucky.
363
00:32:57,275 --> 00:32:58,709
Yeah, yeah, come on!
364
00:32:58,775 --> 00:33:00,574
Come on! Bring it on, baby!
365
00:33:00,643 --> 00:33:01,474
Bring it on!
366
00:33:01,544 --> 00:33:02,876
Yeah! Come on!
367
00:33:02,946 --> 00:33:05,315
Take that, bitch!
368
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,642
Thanks for letting us in.
369
00:33:08,718 --> 00:33:10,779
Not a problem.
370
00:33:10,854 --> 00:33:14,259
There's an army convoy
goin' town to town, picking up survivors.
371
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,557
Way I see it,
we got about 15 hours.
372
00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:19,826
Saw it on TV last night
before the power went to shit.
373
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,365
Phones?
374
00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:23,833
Sure, they're workin',
375
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,995
except you're the only one
that's ever answered,
376
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:27,663
and that fuckwad across the street.
377
00:33:27,737 --> 00:33:30,538
That jail is the only
real safe place in town.
378
00:33:31,775 --> 00:33:34,076
She's built solid.
She's made of granite.
379
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,775
And that junkie bastard's
got it all locked up.
380
00:33:36,846 --> 00:33:39,079
Ain't no way we're gettin' in there.
381
00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:56,391
It's been goin' on and off for hours.
382
00:34:00,637 --> 00:34:03,507
It's over.
383
00:34:03,573 --> 00:34:04,666
Beat that, puto.
384
00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:09,976
Oh, stop!
385
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:14,053
No more.
386
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:15,518
No!
387
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:39,238
Why you motherfuckers
are so relaxed?
388
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,364
You up in here
playin' cards and shit?
389
00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:43,773
This town is just waitin'
for a stiff wind to blow it over.
390
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,902
If we keep quiet we'll be all right.
391
00:35:45,976 --> 00:35:47,069
How's that?
392
00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:48,704
Monsters don't eat where they shit,
393
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:50,509
and they don't hunt
what they can't hear.
394
00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:52,608
Till they run low on food.
395
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:54,117
Then look out, brother.
396
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,121
Who's the dickwad in the jail?
397
00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:57,986
That's the town meth-head.
398
00:35:58,055 --> 00:36:00,582
That turd you been lookin' for...
399
00:36:00,657 --> 00:36:03,493
the guy in the jail,
400
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,690
that's his goddamn uncle.
401
00:36:07,097 --> 00:36:08,395
Give me the cell phone.
402
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:26,178
Impenetrable fortress.
How can I help you?
403
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,879
Listen, motherfucker...
404
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:29,610
we're down the street,
405
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,178
and we need to get in there.
406
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:33,555
Now, you're gonna unlock that door,
407
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:34,650
'cause we're comin'.
408
00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:39,257
Lady, tell me if this sounds
like I'm hangin' up.
409
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,665
Motherfucker dies.
410
00:36:50,307 --> 00:36:52,368
He definitely dies.
411
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:57,472
We can get in that jail.
412
00:36:58,315 --> 00:37:02,518
We just have to blow them doors.
413
00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:06,288
With what?
414
00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:10,422
This is a fucking metal shop, man.
415
00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,259
Gotta be something around here.
416
00:37:12,329 --> 00:37:17,203
Yeah, let's blow the doors off
and create a breach.
417
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,810
That'd be real smart.
418
00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:29,815
We're trying to use the building
for safety, you know?
419
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,816
What can we do?
420
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:34,615
We have to think of something.
421
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,588
Honey, we've been trying
to think of something
422
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,180
for the last 24 hours.
423
00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,453
You name it, we've thought of it.
424
00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:45,997
What about makin' a key?
425
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,573
You're the only
key-makin' wrestlers around here.
426
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,302
Make a fuckin' key.
427
00:37:57,374 --> 00:37:59,071
Have you seen that?
428
00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:00,806
It's 100 fuckin' yards away,
429
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:02,370
something the size of your asshole.
430
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,177
How do you suppose
I'm gonna be able to see it
431
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:05,717
in order to make a key?
432
00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:12,543
Looks like a Magnum 860...
433
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:16,815
...with a one-by-one rim cylinder.
434
00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:18,516
Magnum eight-six-zero.
435
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:32,454
All right, boys,
what can I do here?
436
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:33,959
All right, look.
437
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:36,188
The power comes back on,
438
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,060
we're gonna go.
439
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,429
- But you fuckin' watch our back!
- Got it.
440
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,559
Amigo, it's match time.
441
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:43,967
We got some lives to save,
442
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,298
so you down for this?
443
00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:46,565
Por Maria.
444
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,047
What the fuck are you doing?
445
00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:06,593
Look,
running and hiding won't last.
446
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:09,755
I mean, those little midgets
might find us safety for a few days,
447
00:42:09,829 --> 00:42:11,958
but we need to be prepared
if it doesn't work.
448
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,430
Oh, fuck.
449
00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:15,058
You're not that guy, are you?
450
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:18,469
We need to know the enemy
from the inside out.
451
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:23,269
We need to know
what makes this thing tick.
452
00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:25,675
I mean, what is it, right?
453
00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:26,871
Where's it from?
454
00:42:31,851 --> 00:42:34,617
We have to dissect it.
455
00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,554
- It's go time.
- Come on, let's go.
456
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:55,904
Come on, boys. Come on.
457
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:18,187
How does dissecting it
make any sense?
458
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,700
Hey, don't worry about it.
I'm pretty sure it does.
459
00:43:32,945 --> 00:43:34,538
You ever seen these things fuck?
460
00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:36,674
I mean, it's disgusting.
461
00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:56,702
Oh, shit.
462
00:43:56,769 --> 00:43:58,431
All our questions are answered.
463
00:43:58,503 --> 00:44:00,439
What? What's been answered?
464
00:44:15,053 --> 00:44:16,750
Oh, shit.
465
00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:31,573
That's just the body
releasing gasses.
466
00:44:31,637 --> 00:44:33,732
Jesus, man.
467
00:47:29,748 --> 00:47:30,977
Shit.
468
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:16,055
Okay, give me some light here.
469
00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:20,459
Bear with me, people.
470
00:48:21,667 --> 00:48:23,500
We're on the verge of a discovery.
471
00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:34,483
Shit! Shit! Shit!
472
00:48:49,828 --> 00:48:52,561
Oh, man, hey. Ooh, God.
473
00:48:53,099 --> 00:48:55,092
Come here. Can you...
474
00:48:57,170 --> 00:48:59,072
Hey, baby, here, here.
475
00:48:59,138 --> 00:49:00,663
Take my jacket. Come here.
476
00:49:00,739 --> 00:49:02,368
Let me just...
477
00:49:05,044 --> 00:49:07,207
I can't take it!
478
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,113
- Come here, take my hand.
- I just can't.
479
00:49:09,182 --> 00:49:10,172
Come on, take my hand.
480
00:49:10,249 --> 00:49:11,740
Give me your hand.
481
00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:14,886
Listen to me.
482
00:49:14,954 --> 00:49:17,390
You gotta be strong.
483
00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:19,086
Be strong.
484
00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:22,796
Okay?
485
00:49:25,564 --> 00:49:29,368
Quit touching
the motherfucking organs, asshole!
486
00:49:29,435 --> 00:49:30,528
This is science. Shut up.
487
00:49:36,743 --> 00:49:37,710
Oh, fuck!
488
00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:44,947
Fucker!
489
00:50:23,055 --> 00:50:25,423
All right, all right.
I'm done. I'm done.
490
00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,093
Wait a second. Look at that.
491
00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:37,194
Look. Look.
492
00:50:39,572 --> 00:50:41,269
What the fuck is that?
493
00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:47,211
Is that a...
494
00:51:05,198 --> 00:51:07,761
- Is that cyclops lookin' at me?
- Is that a...
495
00:51:10,169 --> 00:51:12,606
No, I don't think...
496
00:51:12,672 --> 00:51:14,699
I don't think that's a...
497
00:51:58,651 --> 00:52:00,780
What the fuck was that?
498
00:52:15,068 --> 00:52:16,093
Stop it.
499
00:52:25,177 --> 00:52:27,910
I wish it to stop. I wish it to stop.
500
00:52:38,791 --> 00:52:40,624
Ay�dame.
501
00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:48,900
What the hell happened here?
502
00:52:49,369 --> 00:52:51,669
We were gone for,
like, two fuckin' minutes!
503
00:52:57,411 --> 00:52:58,970
What the fuck happened to her?!
504
00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:01,208
Son of a bitch right there.
He did it.
505
00:53:02,349 --> 00:53:04,785
Fuckin' son of a bitch!
506
00:53:04,851 --> 00:53:06,046
Fuckin' pendejo.
507
00:53:14,661 --> 00:53:15,890
Fuck!
508
00:53:25,104 --> 00:53:25,935
Aw, fuckin' A!
509
00:53:26,005 --> 00:53:27,338
We were supposed to be safe here.
510
00:53:27,407 --> 00:53:30,071
Yeah, we were,
till your queer fuckin' boyfriend
511
00:53:30,142 --> 00:53:31,907
fuckin' set off the monster alarm.
512
00:53:31,978 --> 00:53:32,741
What?
513
00:53:35,415 --> 00:53:36,678
Come on.
514
00:53:39,152 --> 00:53:40,177
Get a bag.
515
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,655
Slide it up.
516
00:53:50,464 --> 00:53:52,866
Oh, shit. Come on.
517
00:53:54,634 --> 00:53:56,102
Get to the fuckin' roof now!
518
00:54:12,051 --> 00:54:13,884
Got you, motherfucker.
519
00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:36,933
God.
520
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,029
Wait, where's Greg?
521
00:56:44,304 --> 00:56:45,294
What happened?
522
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,707
He didn't make it.
523
00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:49,970
They got him.
524
00:56:52,012 --> 00:56:53,173
Oh.
525
00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:55,182
Ooh, baby, baby, come on, now.
526
00:56:57,017 --> 00:56:58,485
It's all right, baby.
527
00:57:03,156 --> 00:57:04,317
It's all right, baby.
528
00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:07,994
I'm still here for you.
529
00:57:09,496 --> 00:57:10,692
I'm still here.
530
00:57:12,466 --> 00:57:13,730
I'm still...
531
00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:24,743
What?
532
00:57:27,849 --> 00:57:29,408
What?
533
00:57:33,487 --> 00:57:34,820
It's an honest mistake.
534
00:57:39,861 --> 00:57:41,454
From now on,
535
00:57:41,528 --> 00:57:43,897
no one makes a fuckin' move
until you tell me.
536
00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:49,137
Get up. Come on.
537
00:58:01,415 --> 00:58:05,378
You boys get that key made?
538
00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:08,121
Yeah.
539
00:58:08,188 --> 00:58:10,955
Lot of fuckin' good
it does up on the roof.
540
00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,556
Fuck.
541
00:58:14,528 --> 00:58:17,659
Well, I guess it's back
to being fucked.
542
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,683
I'm sorry.
543
00:59:48,623 --> 00:59:49,784
I'm sorry.
544
00:59:50,891 --> 00:59:52,952
I'm so sorry.
545
01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:17,641
No, no, no, no!
546
01:01:17,812 --> 01:01:20,716
No, no, no, no!
547
01:01:20,781 --> 01:01:22,910
No! No!
548
01:01:22,984 --> 01:01:25,421
No, no, no!
549
01:01:25,486 --> 01:01:26,476
No!
550
01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:38,249
It's okay, Grandma.
551
01:02:40,795 --> 01:02:42,287
You look all right.
552
01:02:51,206 --> 01:02:55,078
Old man, you've seen this before,
haven't you?
553
01:02:55,143 --> 01:02:58,013
I gotta tell you little farts something.
554
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,573
It sure as shit
ain't gonna end up well.
555
01:03:02,416 --> 01:03:03,611
Ah, fuck!
556
01:03:03,684 --> 01:03:05,085
Goddamn it.
557
01:03:47,261 --> 01:03:49,288
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
listen, listen, listen.
558
01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:50,889
There's a...
559
01:03:50,966 --> 01:03:53,300
There's a door on the jail roof.
560
01:03:55,070 --> 01:03:57,040
We can get up there,
561
01:03:57,105 --> 01:03:58,972
we got plenty of time
to pop the lock.
562
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,907
How the fuck
are we gonna do that?
563
01:04:01,877 --> 01:04:03,813
Shh. Shh.
564
01:04:03,878 --> 01:04:04,846
What is that?
565
01:04:15,456 --> 01:04:17,050
God, that sounds like a baby.
566
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:22,031
Oh, my God.
567
01:04:22,097 --> 01:04:24,431
Someone's still alive.
568
01:04:24,499 --> 01:04:25,968
A fuckin' baby.
569
01:04:26,034 --> 01:04:27,195
My God.
570
01:04:27,269 --> 01:04:28,430
Fuck is that coming from?
571
01:06:01,863 --> 01:06:03,856
What are you doing?
572
01:06:03,932 --> 01:06:05,697
I'm doin' the right thing.
573
01:06:05,767 --> 01:06:06,826
Careful, bub,
574
01:06:06,901 --> 01:06:10,636
heroes don't do too well
around these parts.
575
01:06:10,705 --> 01:06:15,511
Under the circumstances,
this might seem really, really dumb.
576
01:06:15,577 --> 01:06:17,273
Ya think?
577
01:06:17,345 --> 01:06:18,371
If it's dumb,
578
01:06:18,446 --> 01:06:19,914
I don't wanna be smart.
579
01:06:35,864 --> 01:06:37,766
This is how you save a life, people.
580
01:06:40,135 --> 01:06:43,005
What the... Oh, shit!
581
01:06:43,972 --> 01:06:46,135
Ohhhh, shit!
582
01:07:22,544 --> 01:07:24,012
Hey, little fella.
583
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:25,946
Everything's okay now.
584
01:07:26,014 --> 01:07:27,745
Everything's gonna be okay.
585
01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:28,783
Come on, now.
586
01:07:29,718 --> 01:07:31,688
He's got the baby.
587
01:07:31,753 --> 01:07:33,552
I wished for that.
588
01:07:33,621 --> 01:07:36,650
Ask, believe, receive.
589
01:07:39,161 --> 01:07:40,925
- You can do it, honey!
- I got you.
590
01:07:58,747 --> 01:07:59,680
He's gonna make it.
591
01:08:03,985 --> 01:08:05,010
Help!
592
01:08:06,488 --> 01:08:07,922
Help!
593
01:08:07,989 --> 01:08:09,618
He's fucked.
594
01:08:17,699 --> 01:08:19,328
Hold on, baby.
595
01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:24,104
You can do it, honey!
596
01:08:28,344 --> 01:08:29,778
Yes!
597
01:08:56,071 --> 01:08:59,339
Sorry, baby. I'm sorry.
598
01:09:51,393 --> 01:09:52,554
Oh, my God.
599
01:09:54,997 --> 01:09:56,899
You piece of shit.
600
01:10:03,038 --> 01:10:05,372
Wow, that's bad.
601
01:10:05,441 --> 01:10:06,636
Even for this group.
602
01:10:09,578 --> 01:10:11,377
Fuck yeah, it is.
603
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:24,587
Whack-a-mole! Whack-a-mole!
604
01:10:25,294 --> 01:10:27,730
Fuck you, bitch!
Son of a... Fuck you!
605
01:10:56,558 --> 01:10:58,118
Fuck you, motherfuck!
606
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:06,603
Fuck that! Fuck that!
607
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:19,811
Aah!
608
01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:23,083
Aah!
609
01:11:24,654 --> 01:11:28,058
We gotta get to that fucking jail,
610
01:11:28,123 --> 01:11:30,093
or we're all goddamn dead meat.
611
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:33,188
Yeah, you got any ideas?
612
01:11:36,532 --> 01:11:38,058
Yeah, I got a fuckin' idea.
613
01:11:39,903 --> 01:11:42,066
It's gonna require a sacrifice.
614
01:13:30,413 --> 01:13:32,576
Hello?
615
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:34,843
Hello?
616
01:13:50,098 --> 01:13:51,294
Hello?
617
01:16:40,436 --> 01:16:42,372
It's gonna work.
618
01:16:44,707 --> 01:16:46,233
Has to.
619
01:16:46,309 --> 01:16:48,438
Looks dangerous.
620
01:16:48,511 --> 01:16:50,242
It's perfectly safe for midgets.
Let's go.
621
01:16:50,313 --> 01:16:51,713
That's little people, motherfucker.
622
01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:54,378
What the fuck ever, all right?
Come on.
623
01:16:54,450 --> 01:16:57,354
This thing is gonna catapult
624
01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:59,185
one of these little guys
all the way over there?
625
01:17:01,591 --> 01:17:03,026
Yeah, that's right.
626
01:17:03,093 --> 01:17:05,529
That's right, and then we'll be safe
till the cavalry comes.
627
01:17:05,595 --> 01:17:07,497
No, fuck that. I ain't doin' that.
628
01:17:07,564 --> 01:17:09,056
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
629
01:17:09,132 --> 01:17:11,534
We just threw a woman off the ledge.
630
01:17:11,601 --> 01:17:13,127
These bitches are
standing here butt-naked
631
01:17:13,202 --> 01:17:15,104
'cause we used they clothes
to make this shit,
632
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:17,871
not to mention I just watched
a fuckin' baby get eaten alive,
633
01:17:17,941 --> 01:17:19,102
and you standin' here tellin' me
634
01:17:19,175 --> 01:17:21,840
that you not even willing
to give this shit a try?
635
01:17:25,916 --> 01:17:29,320
All right, but we testing
this motherfucker, first.
636
01:17:29,385 --> 01:17:31,754
Fine.
637
01:17:31,822 --> 01:17:33,347
Fine, grab the dead guy.
638
01:17:33,423 --> 01:17:34,322
We'll use him.
639
01:17:37,326 --> 01:17:39,558
Hey, hey, hey,
I ain't fuckin' dead.
640
01:17:39,629 --> 01:17:41,793
And don't touch the dick.
641
01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:44,301
Fine, grab the old lady.
She's practically dead, anyway.
642
01:17:45,368 --> 01:17:46,860
Listen to me.
You want to test it, right?
643
01:17:50,808 --> 01:17:51,833
Listen.
644
01:17:51,909 --> 01:17:53,309
Listen, listen, listen.
645
01:17:53,376 --> 01:17:54,936
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
646
01:17:55,012 --> 01:17:56,914
This is one of those
fuckin' moments, right here.
647
01:17:56,980 --> 01:17:58,973
It's a tough choice,
but it builds character, okay?
648
01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:01,178
Que sera, que sera,
I don't give a fuck. We're usin' her.
649
01:18:03,987 --> 01:18:04,955
No, no, no.
650
01:18:05,022 --> 01:18:07,288
This bitch is practically dead, anyway.
651
01:18:09,193 --> 01:18:12,063
Look, I don't give a fuck
what you gotta tell yourself
652
01:18:12,128 --> 01:18:14,325
to sleep better at night.
We're usin' her!
653
01:18:14,397 --> 01:18:15,558
This is happenin'.
654
01:18:15,631 --> 01:18:18,501
It's a tough choice.
It builds character. Let's go.
655
01:18:19,002 --> 01:18:20,972
She ain't comin' back, son.
656
01:18:21,839 --> 01:18:23,239
Look, I'm not doin' that.
657
01:18:23,307 --> 01:18:25,038
Sorry, pops.
658
01:18:25,108 --> 01:18:26,167
I can do it!
659
01:18:26,242 --> 01:18:28,405
I will win this!
660
01:18:28,478 --> 01:18:29,947
I will win!
661
01:18:32,816 --> 01:18:34,444
Come on, it's easy.
662
01:18:38,555 --> 01:18:39,717
I won!
663
01:18:45,528 --> 01:18:46,588
No, really, I'm okay.
664
01:18:57,908 --> 01:18:58,967
A'ight...
665
01:19:01,545 --> 01:19:02,911
but make this fast.
666
01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:04,643
Hey.
667
01:19:04,715 --> 01:19:06,582
Come on. Come on.
668
01:19:11,421 --> 01:19:13,015
Man, if you seen what I just seen...
669
01:19:14,057 --> 01:19:15,822
I know, I know, I know.
670
01:19:16,693 --> 01:19:18,595
She's not coming back.
671
01:19:24,735 --> 01:19:25,964
Stop.
672
01:19:26,036 --> 01:19:27,562
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
673
01:19:28,337 --> 01:19:29,704
Okay.
674
01:19:39,550 --> 01:19:40,848
Oh, my back.
675
01:19:41,985 --> 01:19:43,248
Come on.
676
01:20:05,909 --> 01:20:07,343
Say it!
677
01:20:07,411 --> 01:20:10,348
Do it! Do it!
678
01:20:16,754 --> 01:20:19,726
I sure as shit
seen everything now.
679
01:20:33,070 --> 01:20:35,405
Come on, Grandma. Let's go.
680
01:20:53,056 --> 01:20:57,053
All right, cinch that bag of grandma
and bring it over here.
681
01:22:43,401 --> 01:22:44,733
Hold on, hold on.
682
01:22:44,801 --> 01:22:46,703
I'm just tryin' to make sure
the weight is right.
683
01:22:53,611 --> 01:22:55,843
Nah, we goin' have to lose
a bit of Grandma.
684
01:22:57,781 --> 01:22:59,148
Come on, man. Come on.
685
01:23:12,796 --> 01:23:14,732
Come on, a little bit more.
686
01:23:14,798 --> 01:23:16,734
Come on, pour some of Grandma out.
Come on.
687
01:23:41,359 --> 01:23:42,919
Okay.
688
01:23:48,533 --> 01:23:50,594
Fly with the angels, Grandma.
689
01:24:08,019 --> 01:24:09,248
�S�?
690
01:24:29,107 --> 01:24:31,634
All right, let's give this thing a shot.
691
01:24:39,617 --> 01:24:40,607
Hit it.
692
01:24:54,165 --> 01:24:56,932
Whoo-hoo!
693
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:10,978
That is fuckin'
American ingenuity right there.
694
01:25:11,049 --> 01:25:12,449
That's what the fuck that is.
695
01:25:12,517 --> 01:25:13,850
I know horsepower.
696
01:25:13,918 --> 01:25:15,216
I know engines.
697
01:25:15,286 --> 01:25:17,552
It's what the fuck I do, okay?
698
01:25:17,622 --> 01:25:20,617
This is gonna be
our fuckin' salvation.
699
01:25:23,729 --> 01:25:27,726
Shit. That's fuckin'
factory-deal incentive right there.
700
01:25:29,267 --> 01:25:30,793
Mm.
701
01:25:30,868 --> 01:25:32,336
Ow!
702
01:25:32,403 --> 01:25:33,838
Whoo!
703
01:25:33,905 --> 01:25:36,239
All right, which one of you
fuckin' pygmies
704
01:25:36,307 --> 01:25:37,502
wanna be rocket man?
705
01:26:17,516 --> 01:26:20,078
This is fuckin' bullshit!
706
01:26:20,151 --> 01:26:21,141
You ready?
707
01:26:21,219 --> 01:26:22,688
Yeah!
708
01:26:24,790 --> 01:26:25,780
Hey.
709
01:26:27,091 --> 01:26:29,927
A coward dies a thousand deaths,
710
01:26:29,994 --> 01:26:32,522
but a hero dies just one.
711
01:26:32,598 --> 01:26:36,663
Yeah, that doesn't help,
baby-killer.
712
01:26:38,136 --> 01:26:40,607
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
713
01:26:40,672 --> 01:26:42,368
Okay.
714
01:26:43,241 --> 01:26:45,006
We're all depending on ya,
715
01:26:45,076 --> 01:26:46,875
you little fart-knocker.
716
01:26:47,979 --> 01:26:49,642
You can make it!
717
01:26:53,618 --> 01:26:56,248
All right, let's fuckin' do this!
718
01:27:14,739 --> 01:27:16,298
All right, listen.
719
01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:18,037
Once you land,
you get in that door,
720
01:27:18,109 --> 01:27:19,373
you don't fuckin' stop, all right?
721
01:27:19,444 --> 01:27:21,208
Once inside,
you lay that motherfucker out,
722
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:22,714
and I mean you lay him out quick.
723
01:27:22,781 --> 01:27:25,013
We goin' be downstairs
poundin' on the door in seconds.
724
01:27:25,082 --> 01:27:26,346
You gonna be downstairs?
725
01:27:26,418 --> 01:27:27,886
We're gonna be fuckin' downstairs.
726
01:27:27,952 --> 01:27:30,149
You don't fuckin' stop!
You fuckin' don't stop!
727
01:27:30,221 --> 01:27:31,211
I won't, I won't.
728
01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:32,188
All right.
729
01:27:41,866 --> 01:27:43,460
Are you ready?!
730
01:27:45,537 --> 01:27:46,527
I'm ready.
731
01:27:53,445 --> 01:27:55,107
Aah!
732
01:28:13,799 --> 01:28:16,270
You fuckin' assholes.
733
01:28:32,149 --> 01:28:33,812
Hey, should we turn this off?
734
01:29:23,201 --> 01:29:24,328
Get the fuck out of here!
735
01:29:38,049 --> 01:29:41,647
�Abuelita! �Abuelita!
736
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:43,053
Fuck!
737
01:29:43,121 --> 01:29:44,953
My fucking dick!
738
01:29:45,023 --> 01:29:46,753
Ah, fuck, my dick!
739
01:29:46,825 --> 01:29:49,422
Aah! Fuckin' dick!
740
01:30:06,211 --> 01:30:07,804
Fuck you,
741
01:30:07,879 --> 01:30:10,442
you fuckin' little
goddamn slippery midget.
742
01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:47,447
Help me. Help me.
743
01:30:47,519 --> 01:30:49,421
Help me.
744
01:30:57,562 --> 01:30:58,929
Oh, goddamn him.
745
01:30:58,998 --> 01:31:00,466
I hate those little fucks.
746
01:31:00,532 --> 01:31:03,333
Little midget. Little, tiny people.
747
01:31:24,891 --> 01:31:27,795
Special delivery, Tattoo.
748
01:31:38,403 --> 01:31:40,168
So, fuck you!
749
01:31:40,238 --> 01:31:42,071
Fuck you, motherfucker!
750
01:31:43,910 --> 01:31:45,469
�Abuelita!
751
01:32:00,192 --> 01:32:01,626
They're gettin' in!
752
01:32:03,328 --> 01:32:04,007
I'm out
of here!
753
01:35:02,174 --> 01:35:06,080
Aah!
754
01:36:06,081 --> 01:36:07,081
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