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Oh! Come on, Wanda.
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Can't fall asleep
on the job of...
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finishing this crossword.
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♪ You're in the arms
of the angel ♪
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♪ May you find ♪
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♪ Some comfort here ♪
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I said... find your comfort!
Find it!
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- Marshmallow pillow.
- No!
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That's a tasty way to nap.
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I just had the worst dream!
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Sarah McLachlan coming at you
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- with a broken bottle again?
- No, pillow this time.
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Does this mean your kid's
birthday sleep-over was a success?
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Ten boys, one me.
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Can't let your guard down
around those creeps for a second,
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or you wake up with an
alligator glued to your forehead.
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Oh, so he liked my present?
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- Present?
- Yeah. The alligators.
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Uh, right. Yeah!
Oh, he loved 'em.
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Best present ever.
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Worst present ever.
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See ya never, alligator.
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So, how big do they get?
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- Well, genetically, each kid is a...
- Not the kids,
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the Ginormous
Expanding Gro-gators.
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Put them in water,
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watch them expand
600 times their size!
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- Takes about five hours, but...
- Guys!
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Did ya hear?
The town's sewer system
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got completely
backed up last night
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- for some weird reason.
- Oh, no.
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- Oh, no.
- Are you going to sleep again?
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- # I will remember you #
- No!
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby ♪
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♪ You're so wrong ♪
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1x05 - Flush Photography
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What's the emergency, Mom?
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- Did you finally kill him?
- Kill who?
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Oh. Okay, then what's the emergency?
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Read the fine print
on this for me.
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You called me here for that?
Get Dad to do it.
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I'm not reading any fine print.
That's how they getcha.
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Strain your eyes with tiny words,
and suddenly you're agreeing
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to terms and conditions
like a chump.
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And that's why we have
two time-shares
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- we've never been to.
- The second one was half off!
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The fine print says
it expires tomorrow,
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and that this is
a gift certificate
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to a photography studio
that I gave you in 1997.
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Geez, what's your rush?
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Your dad and I
need a new portrait.
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Can't take another second
of looking at that thing.
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I think it looks great.
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Can I have your attention, everyone?
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Everybody?
Hello?
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According to the town ordinance,
you need to bang the gavel
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to bring the meeting to order.
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Wow... Okay.
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Last night, the
sewer system broke.
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At first, it was just backed up,
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but over the course of five hours,
it got 600 times worse.
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Well, whoever's responsible
probably feels terrible.
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Their own shame
is punishment enough.
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I'm gonna find the culprit
and give them a forgiving hug.
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Uh, if this is a town meeting,
shouldn't Fitzy be here?
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Yeah.
Where's Fitzy?
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Fitzy's at an important
mayor conference.
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He left me in charge,
'cause he trusts me.
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So until further notice,
no one can flush their toilets.
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- What?
- Outrageous!
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Settle down!
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Some of you are just saying
"rhubarb" over and over.
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Rhubarb! Rhubarb!
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Ooh, I like you.
There's money in the town budget
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to bring in temporary
human waste disposal units.
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You mean... plasti-potties?
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- Cool!
- Cool?
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- How many?
- One.
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- One?
- There's only enough money
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for one plasti-potty
for the entire town?
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Where's our tax dollars going?
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How long are we going to have
to use this, uh, plasti-potty?
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Just until we can afford
to fix the sewer.
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So... 18 months?
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- Outrageous!
- That's crazy!
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- This can't be...
- Rhubarb!
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Please, Oscar.
It's going to expire.
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- Portraits are a waste of money.
- It's already paid for.
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You wanna look at me?
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Swivel your head
and fill your eyeballs
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with the real deal,
'cause I'm right here, woman.
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You millennials...
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need to stop taking
pictures of everything
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- and live in the moment.
- I'd be flattered
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if I thought you knew
what a millennial was.
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Emma? Karen said
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you have the keys
to the Mayor's office.
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Yup, he didn't trust
Davis with them.
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Figured he'd get into
some kind of shenanigans.
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I need the blueprints
to the town's utility network.
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- That sounds like a shenanigan.
- Shenanigan? Balderdash.
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I'd like to keep talking
like it's the 1800s,
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but I'm busy convincing Oscar
to use this coupon from the 1900s.
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A $35 gift certificate from the '90s?
Wow. With inflation,
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- this must be worth 500 bucks by now.
- 500 bucks?
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Ooh. Time to cash this baby in.
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Well played.
You just earned these.
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Here are the potty protocols.
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No books, no smart phones,
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no "good time" numbers,
and no daydreaming.
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Ladies, the sprinkle/tinkle rule
is in effect,
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and gentlemen... aim!
You shouldn't have to be told.
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She's good to go.
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Hey! Line up in an
orderly fashion! Davis?
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Where have you been all my life?
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I have the hammer!
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Anyway... Sergeant Thor and
I will be policing the line.
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No cutsies, no buttsies,
no savesies.
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- Davis!
- What?
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You, uh... drive a
plasti-potty truck for a living?
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I bet the pay is crap.
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Nope. The pay is real good.
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Don't believe me?
Ask my Mercedes.
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- You drive a Mercedes?
- No. My wife's name is Mercedes.
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She does our bookkeeping.
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Huh. So it's good money, you say?
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What's with the kerfuffle?
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It's not a kerfuffle.
It's a catastrophe.
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That is now the town's
only working toilet.
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We're not allowed to flush
till the sewer's fixed.
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- Mm, could be worse.
- It actually literally could not be.
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- Our bathrooms at work could be kaput.
- They're not?
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No. We're on a separate
septic system.
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I'll let everyone know.
Hey, everybody...
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Half-priced pie!
At the Ruby!
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That's what Brent
was saying.
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- Oh, nice!
- I love pie!
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- Better not be rhubarb.
- Delicious.
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Uh, so, uh...
any particular reason
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you cram this filthy
dishtowel into my yap?
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You can't tell them about our toilets.
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They're happy with
their rancid hobo bucket.
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I need to keep
that bathroom a secret.
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I see. Well, I can't
tell anybody anything
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if I got a full pie-hole.
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Okay, if I were a bunch
of reasonably discarded
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expanding alligators,
where would I be?
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Huh. There's the
lateral pipe to my house.
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That's the storm sewer
cross-connection.
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If I can access a faulty manhole...
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Speaking of faulty
manholes, here's Hank.
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What's with all
the pine tree fresheners?
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None of your business.
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What's with the snakes-
and-ladders map?
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- None of your business.
- All right, then.
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- All right, then.
- You gonna ring these up?
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- None of your business.
- It isn't?
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Okay, yes,
that is your business.
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How long do you think it takes
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- to digest a chicken pot pie?
- Too risky.
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I'm ordering the white
rice with a side of cheese.
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We've been waiting to order
for ten minutes. Where ya been?
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Yeah. Where have
you been, Lacey?
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Um, I had to...
take care of a package...
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being delivered...
to the back door.
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- Classy.
- Coffee?
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- No!
- You trying to send us back to the line?
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Typical that the bureaucrats
put the town's only plasti-potty
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in front of their office.
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How come you're not more
upset about this, Lacey?
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Yeah, Lacey. You've
got the smallest bladder
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of anyone I've ever
watched a movie with.
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Why don't you have to go?
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That'll keep your big mouth busy.
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You know what?
I am furious!
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We should rise up
and make our voices heard!
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At the town office.
Away from here!
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Each of us has the strength
within each of us to fight.
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To be tested to the fibre
of our very core.
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To look inside,
but go outside ourselves
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and those doors
to fight for our hygienic dignity!
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Clean hands, warm seats,
can't lose!
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- To the cop shop!
- Nice!
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You probably should've gotten
them to pay their bills first.
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Dammit.
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I'm gonna make a fortune when
people get a look at my loo.
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Hey. Where'd everyone go?
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Hello.
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Who says there's no such
thing as a free lunch?
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I just had five of them.
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They're not free,
they're extortion.
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Well, yeah, but
the result's the same.
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Whatever it takes to
keep the bathroom secret,
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- just between us.
- Yup. And Wanda.
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Wanda knows?
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Well, who do you think installed
the septic system? Me?
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Lock her down, Brent.
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- or I end the fries-and-gravy train.
- Oh... Understood.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
going to enjoy some quiet time
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in my "because I can" can.
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- This is outrageous!
- R!barb!
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- Now, that's a kerfuffle.
- What's... that doing here?
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The townsfolk came to see us,
and we had a vigorous debate
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as to where the potty should be placed.
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Order. Order!
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Why have you forsaken me?
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Okay, okay! We'll move it
somewhere more convenient.
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Occupied! Occupied!
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Thanks to you, Lacey,
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the plasti-potty is now
in the most convenient place.
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- Next to The Ruby.
- Congrats!
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You're the town's number-one
and number-two hero.
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Lacey gets front-of-the-line
VIP access whenever she wants.
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I don't want.
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The only way to secretly keep
the bathroom you love
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is to publicly use
the bathroom you hate.
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- Oh! Do I have to?
- Go on, Lacey. Get in there!
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- Make your bladder gladder.
- You're gonna pay.
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Literally.
For all the food!
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Everything okay in there?
Didn't fall in, did ya?
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Ha-ha-ha.
Fall in?
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Oh, I've never thought
of falling in, and now...
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Oh, god! Now all I can
think about is falling in!
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Ah-ha!
That's where the pipes intersect
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and you suckers
have congregated.
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Hey, Wanda. You're missing some
great Lacey-baiting out there.
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Can't talk.
Gotta go wrestle some gators.
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Yeah, speaking of whatever
you're talking about,
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don't tell anyone
that our bathrooms here are...
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...working.
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Huh. Yes, you may leave early.
Thanks for asking.
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I thought monitoring
the plasti-potty
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in front of the police
station was convenient...
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- Argh!
- But this is even more convenient.
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Thanks, Lacey.
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These town by-laws are fascinating!
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Did you know it's illegal
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to challenge someone to a
duel while holding a duck?
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00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:29,316
Ooh. Sorry.
Unless you're holding a duck.
242
00:11:29,318 --> 00:11:32,153
What's this, then?
243
00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:34,788
Attention, plebes and plebettes!
244
00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,690
Your days of waiting
in line are over.
245
00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:39,025
Now you can wait in two lines!
246
00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:41,462
Behold!
Hank's Pay-Per-Poo!
247
00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:44,531
Ooh...
Smells like pine trees.
248
00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,632
Nothing but the best
for my customers.
249
00:11:46,634 --> 00:11:49,402
Heated seat,
scented hand sanitizer,
250
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,839
- and a bowl of mints.
- Well, that's unsanitary.
251
00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:56,343
All for the low, low price
of five bucks a plop.
252
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:57,678
Do you have a permit?
253
00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,179
You don't need
a permit to go potty.
254
00:12:00,181 --> 00:12:02,648
You can't put handcuffs
on Mother Nature.
255
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:06,754
According to by-law 43,
subsection 12-A,
256
00:12:06,755 --> 00:12:09,321
"a sanitation unit
shall not be placed
257
00:12:09,323 --> 00:12:11,925
within the town limits
without a permit."
258
00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:13,460
What? How can I get a permit
259
00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:16,028
when Fitzy's out of town
on important business?
260
00:12:19,783 --> 00:12:22,935
Sorry, Hank.
No permit, no go.
261
00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:24,970
You haven't heard
the last of me!
262
00:12:24,972 --> 00:12:28,554
I will fight
for my right to potty!
263
00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:33,678
Okay.
If my calculations are correct,
264
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,182
the clog should be right
around this... Motha!
265
00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:39,452
Oh!
Whoa!
266
00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:42,421
I really croc-blocked
the whole town.
267
00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,825
I wish there was someone
around to hear that.
268
00:12:46,827 --> 00:12:49,460
Ha!
269
00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:52,797
I booked the photographer for 5:00.
270
00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:57,201
- Here. I made you hot chocolate.
- Hey! Thanks.
271
00:12:58,504 --> 00:13:00,639
Wait a minute.
This tastes funny.
272
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,408
Are you trying to drug me so
you can give me a haircut again?
273
00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,476
Why would you think that?
274
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:09,147
Well, the joke's on you.
I want a haircut!
275
00:13:09,148 --> 00:13:11,449
Gotta look spiffy
for this portrait...
276
00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:14,552
probably worth close
to a thousand bucks by now.
277
00:13:14,554 --> 00:13:16,721
I even booked you
an appointment at the salon.
278
00:13:16,722 --> 00:13:20,463
Looking a little rough
around the edges there... woman.
279
00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:24,829
♪ Mm-mm-mm
Mmm, mm-, hmm-mm ♪
280
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:26,264
True or false...
281
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,865
if someone doesn't
pay their hotel bill,
282
00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:31,502
- we can take their horse.
- Please be true.
283
00:13:31,503 --> 00:13:34,404
Wait. Something's not right.
Look at that.
284
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,845
That is weird.
285
00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:43,746
Two pregnant women
in a town this size?
286
00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:45,815
No! The line's too short.
287
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:48,652
They're probably
at that swanky new loo
288
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,386
Hank's running
outside the Foo Mart.
289
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:53,857
Unbelievable! After I told
Hank he needed a permit.
290
00:13:53,859 --> 00:13:55,258
You go investigate.
291
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:57,627
I'll stay here and keep
an eye on this line.
292
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:01,560
- Hurry up!
- I'm hurrying.
293
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,632
I can hear you turning pages.
294
00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:06,536
Hmm...
295
00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:08,770
Okay, carry the three,
divided by "x"...
296
00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,606
subtract the hypotenuse...
297
00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:12,975
Okay!
I know what I have to do!
298
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,191
Ahh!
299
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,385
Glad there was
no one around to see that.
300
00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:28,956
Karen?
301
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,691
Ahem.
You're not on the list.
302
00:14:30,693 --> 00:14:32,328
I told you, you need a permit
303
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,795
to place that potty
within town limits.
304
00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:37,465
Exactly!
So I haven't placed it.
305
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,734
It's not illegal if it's
not touching the ground.
306
00:14:39,736 --> 00:14:42,770
Yeah, but...
Y-you can't just...
307
00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:45,541
Damn!
308
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:48,576
There's got to be something
in the binder about this.
309
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,314
I can't use our bathroom
with all these people around.
310
00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:56,484
- Fix this, Brent!
- Or?
311
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:59,387
- Or I'll pull your free food privileges.
- Pull my free food,
312
00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:01,888
and I'll make everyone
privy to your privy.
313
00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:11,598
Looks like what we have here
is a Mexican standoff.
314
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,168
No, it's not.
315
00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:15,703
Oh, because we're not Mexican?
That's racist!
316
00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:16,938
And before you say
a Mexican standoff
317
00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:19,406
needs three people,
it doesn't.
318
00:15:20,609 --> 00:15:23,094
A Mexican standoff
just means two or more
319
00:15:23,095 --> 00:15:25,579
participants cannot proceed
or retreat without losing,
320
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,913
so they must maintain
strategic tension
321
00:15:27,915 --> 00:15:30,816
until an outside force
changes the event.
322
00:15:30,818 --> 00:15:34,887
Yes, very dramatic.
But they're already making me
323
00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,288
use the plastic stench-closet.
324
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,323
You're the only one
with anything to lose.
325
00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:41,926
Oh. Right.
Plus, we're not Mexican.
326
00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:45,114
Hey, everyone!
I'm going down into the sewer
327
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:46,698
to find what's plugging it up.
328
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:50,035
- Who wants to go with me?
- No! Don't go in the sewer!
329
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,537
Let the professionals fix it
330
00:15:51,538 --> 00:15:54,072
within the reasonable
18 months' time-frame.
331
00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:56,842
- Just use the bathroom here.
- Wanda, no!
332
00:15:56,843 --> 00:15:58,943
Sure. They're on
their own septic system.
333
00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:06,207
And an outside force
has changed the event.
334
00:16:10,061 --> 00:16:12,661
Anyone want to order
while they wait?
335
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,098
I'm sorry, okay?
336
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:19,234
But you have no idea how
much I hate plasti-potties.
337
00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:21,470
I swear, I'll find a way
to make this right.
338
00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:23,338
Wanda, you need
to make this right.
339
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,273
You're the one who blew
the bathroom secret.
340
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,709
You shouldn't have
lied to everyone.
341
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,677
And you shouldn't have
taken food bribes.
342
00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:30,879
She's right!
This is all your fault.
343
00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:34,316
Me? You seduced me
with your salty sauces
344
00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:36,050
and your gooey gravies.
345
00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:39,254
And now that we all agree that
you're both terrible people,
346
00:16:39,255 --> 00:16:41,322
I have something to confess.
347
00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:43,757
I can't believe Hank
got the best of me.
348
00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,260
You were right, though.
349
00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:48,096
These town by-laws
are pretty interesting.
350
00:16:48,098 --> 00:16:50,331
You read them? When?
351
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,100
It's illegal to wake up a bear?
352
00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:54,703
Who'd even want to?
353
00:16:54,704 --> 00:16:57,238
- Come on!
- My water broke!
354
00:16:57,239 --> 00:16:58,939
Maybe you should
take a look-see
355
00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:01,809
at subsection 12-F of by-law 43.
356
00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:04,745
You hold it.
I'll read without touching.
357
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:07,280
It's your fault the
sewer system broke?
358
00:17:07,282 --> 00:17:09,116
Let's stick to what's
important here...
359
00:17:09,118 --> 00:17:11,719
- You flushed my present?
- ...shared guilt!
360
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,676
If we work together, we can
fix that little sewer problem.
361
00:17:14,711 --> 00:17:16,123
We don't know how to fix a sewer.
362
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:20,360
I do. Those expanding
animals shrink in salt water.
363
00:17:20,362 --> 00:17:22,195
How on Earth do you know that?
364
00:17:29,804 --> 00:17:33,205
I can just know things without
learning them the hard way.
365
00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:34,907
I'll get the salt.
366
00:17:38,046 --> 00:17:41,414
These just need to process
for a few more minutes.
367
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,683
Oh! My Puber is here.
368
00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:47,435
- Your what?
- That'll be five bucks, Louise.
369
00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:51,425
Oh, uh...
Hello, officers.
370
00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:54,193
Beautiful day to not
be touching the ground.
371
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,994
You can keep your
potty on your truck,
372
00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:59,265
but according to subsection
12-F of by-law 43,
373
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:02,001
you can't use a parked
vehicle for profit
374
00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:03,069
without a permit either.
375
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:05,170
It's related to an early
solicitation law
376
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:08,339
when ladies of ill repute
would hitch their wagons to...
377
00:18:08,341 --> 00:18:10,341
Whatever.
I'll just keep driving.
378
00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:12,243
I called it "Puber" for a reason.
379
00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:15,381
- It's a pun based on "Uber"?
- What? No.
380
00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:19,317
It stands for "Public
Urination's Better En Route."
381
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,686
Hey! What's happening?
382
00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:25,224
Louise...
Louise?
383
00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:27,658
I smell smoke.
384
00:18:28,428 --> 00:18:31,096
Emma!
Where's the shoe polish?
385
00:18:31,098 --> 00:18:34,298
Doesn't matter. Your shoes
won't be in the portrait.
386
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,168
- Nor will we.
- Holy hell!
387
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:40,638
- What happened to you?
- Hank. Hank happened to me.
388
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,807
Well, put on a hat or something,
389
00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:44,108
because we're getting
this portrait taken.
390
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:48,500
- Not a chance.
- We can't afford to waste three grand!
391
00:18:49,014 --> 00:18:50,648
You're sure this will work?
392
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:52,616
Yup. The water will take
the salt to the blockage,
393
00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:55,253
and the alligators will shrink
to their original size.
394
00:18:55,254 --> 00:18:57,421
Nothing could
possibly go wrong.
395
00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:59,924
- And yet every week, it seems like...
- You ready, Wanda?
396
00:18:59,925 --> 00:19:02,927
Roger that!
Release the salt!
397
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:08,165
Emma, darling...
how about we take a...
398
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,465
a nice, long walk in the park?
399
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,935
Mm? Take your mind off things.
400
00:19:11,937 --> 00:19:15,238
Nothing's happening.
Did you dump all the salt?
401
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,641
Yeah. Things are
fizzing on our end.
402
00:19:17,643 --> 00:19:18,442
Hang on.
403
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:22,211
Something's happening now.
It's working!
404
00:19:22,213 --> 00:19:23,514
I did it.
405
00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:26,548
Water's trickling through.
Now there's a stream!
406
00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:28,656
In my experience, things
open up pretty quick.
407
00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:30,184
You might want
to get out of there now.
408
00:19:30,219 --> 00:19:31,920
Wha? Repeat that?
409
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,856
I couldn't hear you
over the sucking sound.
410
00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:37,518
It's really... uh-oh!
411
00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,928
Thanks, Oscar.
412
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,165
This has helped get my mind
off that portrait fiasco.
413
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,168
Tut-tut, my love.
414
00:19:45,169 --> 00:19:48,271
- What's that sound?
- I don't know...
415
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,007
but look, over there!
Now!
416
00:19:57,645 --> 00:20:01,113
- How'd the portrait turn out, Mom?
- Not bad.
417
00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:04,082
I managed to salvage it thanks
to a little photo-scotching.
418
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:06,185
- You mean Photoshopping?
- No.
419
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,425
Can't we do something
about Wanda?
420
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:16,126
Already on it.
421
00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:21,599
Cupid? Bit sappy...
but it does the trick.
422
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,467
Well, if we've
learned one thing,
423
00:20:23,469 --> 00:20:25,469
it's that people love my gifts.
424
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:30,206
Oh, you're back to work,
are you?
425
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:34,077
Good news, everyone! We
cleared the clog in the sewer.
426
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:35,380
- Yay!
- Woo!
427
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,582
- All right!
- Now you can go home
428
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,383
and flush to your heart's content.
429
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:41,418
Rhubarb!
430
00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:45,589
The mass flushing
caused the pipes to crack,
431
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:47,690
and sewage is leaking
into the river.
432
00:20:47,692 --> 00:20:49,825
- Aww!
- How can this be?
433
00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:52,897
Oh, come on!
How does this affect us now?
434
00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:53,864
It actually doesn't.
435
00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:55,698
The leak is downstream
from the town.
436
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,034
So?
Who's it affecting downstream?
437
00:20:58,036 --> 00:21:01,492
- Wullerton.
- So we're good, then?
438
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,772
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