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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:03,993 I never want to see you again, asshole. - Then get lost. 2 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:09,626 Go to hell, selfish fucking bitch. - Shut up. You should talk. 3 00:01:09,835 --> 00:01:12,667 Hi, I'm Max. The white one. 4 00:01:12,877 --> 00:01:17,250 That brown peanut next to me is called Jules. Yep, he was adopted. 5 00:01:18,918 --> 00:01:20,292 Stupid cunt. 6 00:01:20,502 --> 00:01:24,282 Not that it matters. He's my brother. Homies for life. 7 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:28,744 Go fuck other guys, why don't you. Goddammit. 8 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,951 My little guys, hey. 9 00:01:31,168 --> 00:01:35,411 Just abandon your kids. They'll raise themselves. Goddammit. 10 00:01:35,627 --> 00:01:38,541 God... goddammit. 11 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,662 Guys, listen carefully. 12 00:01:45,877 --> 00:01:50,036 Never ever, I mean never ever, have a relationship. 13 00:01:50,252 --> 00:01:52,326 OK? Never. 14 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:55,494 Right? All women are fucking whores. 15 00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:58,993 They're only useful for fucking. 16 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:04,330 Other than that have nothing to do with them. Got that? OK. 17 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:06,119 Hey, whore! 18 00:02:07,543 --> 00:02:10,458 You're forgetting your motherfucking kitchen machine. 19 00:02:11,168 --> 00:02:14,748 Max, swear that you'll never have a girlfriend. 20 00:02:15,418 --> 00:02:16,745 I swear. 21 00:02:17,543 --> 00:02:18,870 Me too. 22 00:02:32,918 --> 00:02:35,039 Right. So this is me today. 23 00:02:35,252 --> 00:02:37,705 Successful and everything. Good job, nice house. 24 00:02:37,918 --> 00:02:39,790 And I can sleep in every day. 25 00:02:40,002 --> 00:02:45,157 Whoa, two fatalities, thirty injured and a traffic jam of over 60 km. 26 00:02:45,377 --> 00:02:47,865 Who cares? I always walk to work. 27 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:27,703 10 DAY FILMS FOR 10 28 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:40,749 Yep, I work in the video store, right below my home. 29 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,993 Living the dream. Getting paid for watching movies all day. 30 00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:46,414 And hoping I don't get any customers. 31 00:03:49,418 --> 00:03:50,698 Fuck. 32 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:53,117 Ouch, my elbow. - Sorry. 33 00:03:53,335 --> 00:03:55,456 Thanks a lot. - I said sorry, didn't I? 34 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,413 The Big Lebowski. What a piece of shit. 35 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,077 Costa. 36 00:04:14,293 --> 00:04:16,912 Isn't that the one in the snow with all the skiing? 37 00:04:17,127 --> 00:04:20,706 Definitely. Best Dutch movie ever. 38 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:39,952 You know what you can do? 39 00:04:40,168 --> 00:04:43,783 You can put every bottle in those crates. 40 00:04:44,877 --> 00:04:47,246 And sweep up the glass, by the way. 41 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,001 Good luck. 42 00:04:52,127 --> 00:04:54,164 There he is. My brother Jules. 43 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,533 Yep, he has people working underneath him. 44 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:59,454 Assistant branch manager of the stipmarket. 45 00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:03,283 Free snacking all day, phoning and slacking. 46 00:05:11,585 --> 00:05:13,908 Niggaaaaah. - Niggaaaaaaaaaaah. 47 00:05:14,127 --> 00:05:19,033 Who would you bang? Doutzen Kroes with full-blown AIDS, without a condom? 48 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:25,912 Or Viola Holt from the 1984 Playboy, just hit by a truck... 49 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:30,452 ...and dragged along for a mile, but down there she's still perfect. 50 00:05:30,668 --> 00:05:34,248 Is it really full-blown AIDS? Or is Doutzen still at the HIV stage? 51 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:38,501 Jules, this isn't the deal. You know that. Out of my office, OK? 52 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:41,035 Yes, full-blown AIDS. 53 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,657 But... how did she get it? 54 00:05:45,877 --> 00:05:48,579 Unprotected butt sex with a hobo. 55 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:53,332 But Viola Holt is still completely undamaged down there. 56 00:05:53,543 --> 00:05:55,700 Nothing wrong with it. - I'll do Doutzen. 57 00:05:55,918 --> 00:05:58,786 Without a condom? That's gross, you know. 58 00:05:59,002 --> 00:06:03,789 So I was thinking, let's party our asses off tonight, bitch. 59 00:06:04,002 --> 00:06:07,830 No man, I'd planned to take it easy this weekend. 60 00:06:08,252 --> 00:06:10,077 No bitch, let's go. 61 00:06:13,085 --> 00:06:16,166 Chicks are usually with a friend who's less attractive. 62 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,834 Makes them feel good, I guess. 63 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:20,330 They always look better next to the ugly one. 64 00:06:20,543 --> 00:06:24,407 I bet that if you ran into a pretty girl on her own, you wouldn't notice her. 65 00:06:24,627 --> 00:06:29,746 Ugly chicks have to try harder, so they're smarter, funnier and a better lay. 66 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,575 But what it comes down to: chicks are always in pairs. Fucking perfect. 67 00:06:35,252 --> 00:06:36,958 It'll be fine. 68 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:40,119 She's not worth it. - Are you OK? 69 00:06:40,335 --> 00:06:43,002 What's wrong? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 70 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:45,829 Oh, dear. - On our birthday, of all things. 71 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:49,207 You're both having a birthday? - Yeah, we're twins. 72 00:06:49,418 --> 00:06:51,658 But he's imported from Mongolia. 73 00:06:51,877 --> 00:06:53,749 Our birthdays happen to be on the same day. 74 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,993 Well, happy birthday. - Congratulations. 75 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,751 Can I get you a drink? 76 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,740 Yes, water, please. I just started on antibiotics... 77 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,326 Really? Bartender, four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 78 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:10,489 The Long Island Iced Tea. It starts with ice in a long drink glass. 79 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:15,367 This cocktail contains four shots: gin, vodka, white rum and tequila. 80 00:07:15,585 --> 00:07:17,825 It's finished with a bit of cola. 81 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:19,750 Connoisseurs say it's about balance. 82 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,875 For us it's about the enormous amount of alcohol. 83 00:07:24,293 --> 00:07:27,126 Did you know we grew up without a mother? 84 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:29,041 Oh, no. - Jesus. 85 00:07:29,252 --> 00:07:31,207 I say: Cheers. - Cheers. 86 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:53,494 What? - Don't tell anyone else, OK? 87 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,784 No, of course not. 88 00:07:56,293 --> 00:07:59,576 A boiling hot beam of water on her snatch? 89 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:00,788 Yeah, man. 90 00:08:06,335 --> 00:08:08,870 It's not as if I deliberately pick the less attractive ones. 91 00:08:09,085 --> 00:08:11,076 But the pretty ones always like my brother. 92 00:08:11,293 --> 00:08:13,165 Maybe it's his color, I don't know. 93 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:16,908 Ah well, it makes for interesting situations. 94 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,916 Gotcha niggah. 95 00:08:39,293 --> 00:08:40,537 René? 96 00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:42,659 No thanks. - Gay. 97 00:08:51,752 --> 00:08:53,624 Check it out. 98 00:08:53,835 --> 00:08:56,750 Nola. From yesterday. - Hi, Jules. 99 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,200 Jules, can you hear me? - Bye. 100 00:09:00,127 --> 00:09:03,658 That Nola had some beef sandwich, man. 101 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,666 A poorly packed suitcase. 102 00:09:07,168 --> 00:09:09,124 What? Bad breath? 103 00:09:09,627 --> 00:09:12,578 No, gay. Long pussy lips. - Oh. 104 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:17,083 You know, as if she had an upside-down rooster up her snatch. 105 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,832 Gross. 106 00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:21,536 Suzanne has that too. 107 00:09:22,835 --> 00:09:26,496 Hold on. Check it out. 108 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:32,082 Oh, man. Is that Suus? - I filmed it. Secretly. 109 00:09:32,293 --> 00:09:36,501 OK, is that your dick or not? - Say what! 110 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:38,871 Say what. 111 00:09:39,085 --> 00:09:41,752 Imagine you have to screw that every day. 112 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,531 Every day the same fucking pussy. 113 00:09:46,668 --> 00:09:49,157 You're right, man. Fuck that relationship shit. 114 00:09:49,377 --> 00:09:52,789 What do you mean? Fuck you and your gay pact. 115 00:09:53,002 --> 00:09:56,332 There's nothing wrong with a relationship. You just have to... 116 00:09:56,543 --> 00:10:00,240 ...make sure you've got your bitch under control. That's all. 117 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:03,493 Control your bitch is what I'm saying. 118 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,535 Control your ho. 119 00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:07,991 If Suzanne would ever... 120 00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:12,870 Hi, sweetie pie. - I thought we agreed you'd come by. 121 00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:16,995 I was on my way, but... - Bullshit! 122 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:18,496 What was that? - Nothing. 123 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:21,542 I'll be right there. - I'll be right there, OK? 124 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:26,160 OK, see you soon, babe. - See you soon, babe. I'm a faggot. 125 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,540 See you soon. - Whorel 126 00:10:30,543 --> 00:10:32,166 Losers. 127 00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:34,703 Dude! 128 00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:36,790 Bro's before ho's, man. 129 00:10:58,293 --> 00:11:00,616 She's not worth it. It'll be fine. 130 00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:06,701 Is he all right? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 131 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,285 On our birthday, of all things. 132 00:11:10,918 --> 00:11:16,156 You're both having your birthday? - I'm adopted, dear boy. 133 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:18,367 He's from Turkey. - Botswana. 134 00:11:18,585 --> 00:11:20,208 Djibouti. - He's an aboriginal. 135 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:23,416 Well, happy birthday. - What? 136 00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:25,167 Happy birthday! 137 00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:26,869 Four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 138 00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:28,791 Four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 139 00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:36,328 Cheers. - Cheers. 140 00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:50,289 Max and Jules, happy birthday! - Happy birthday. 141 00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:41,744 Put it in my ass! 142 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,160 Any awesome movies released, recently? 143 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:53,615 Yes, some have been released a while ago. 144 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:55,114 Django is awesome. 145 00:12:55,335 --> 00:12:58,617 Casa de mi Padre, abstract shit with Will Ferrell. 146 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:02,788 And Ted from Seth MacFarlane. 147 00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:04,953 It's awesome too. - Ted. 148 00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:07,739 Cool. We'll download them at home. 149 00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:12,494 Sure. Fucking loser. Who the fuck still rents movies at the video store? 150 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,376 See ya. 151 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:26,289 Anyway, I asked Suzanne... I'm like: want something to eat too? 152 00:13:26,502 --> 00:13:28,078 She said: No, I'm not hungry. 153 00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:31,078 So I get a Serrano ham sandwich. I was starving. 154 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:34,990 She's like: Can I take a bite? I said: Sure, no problem. 155 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,877 Then that bitch eats half of my sandwich. 156 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,875 Otherwise I would have ordered two sandwiches! 157 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:43,036 So when I said something about it, she's like... 158 00:13:45,377 --> 00:13:46,704 Check this out. 159 00:13:51,585 --> 00:13:53,291 What the fuck? 160 00:13:53,502 --> 00:13:55,374 It's that Forrest Gump. 161 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,291 I told you about him before. 162 00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:04,207 And usually he also... 163 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,161 There he goes. - Oh, shit. 164 00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:43,913 Hello. 165 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,288 Hello. 166 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,623 Did you happen to see a guy who's not all there? 167 00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,417 Shit. 168 00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:11,001 Coming? 169 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:17,289 Sorry. Sometimes he loses control. Right, Jordy? 170 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,741 Shall we take these two? 171 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:22,411 These two, please. 172 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,365 40 days in her hole... 173 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,582 Good choice. 174 00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:32,784 You can take all of them. 175 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:37,291 No one ever rents them anyway. - Really? That's so sweet. Thanks. 176 00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:45,162 Thanks. 177 00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:48,084 Bye. 178 00:15:52,293 --> 00:15:53,869 Hold on. 179 00:15:54,085 --> 00:15:55,661 Phone number? 180 00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:00,127 Sorry. Jordy doesn't just give his number to anyone. 181 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,824 And he's not attracted to guys, so... 182 00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:07,787 Oh shit. Yes, I can tell. 183 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:11,746 What did we agree on? - Sorry. Sure. 184 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,491 I need your number for the movies. 185 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,783 Or your customer card number, but... 186 00:16:19,002 --> 00:16:23,042 Your number would be easier. - Right. Hand me your phone. 187 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:33,031 What's your name, by the way? - Anna. 188 00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:35,785 I'm Max. 189 00:16:39,252 --> 00:16:40,709 I got her number, bitch. 190 00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:52,080 Sorry. I'll be done in a minute. - That's OK. 191 00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:10,158 Jesus. Sorry. Are you OK? - Sure. 192 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,199 Max. - What are you doing here? 193 00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:19,828 What the fuck are you doing? 194 00:17:22,168 --> 00:17:23,412 106... 195 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,908 I was checking out the carpet. 196 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:29,990 It's quite worn out, guys. We should put some money together. 197 00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:34,460 But you two? - Yeah, sorry. 198 00:17:34,668 --> 00:17:37,453 Anna. Max, my brother. 199 00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:40,335 We know each other. - What? 200 00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,660 Did you two ever? 201 00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:44,949 Yes. 202 00:17:46,918 --> 00:17:48,411 Kidding, sweetie. 203 00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:55,407 I got her number yesterday. - What the fuck? 204 00:17:55,627 --> 00:17:58,992 For a couple of DVDs she got, but still... - Too late, bitch. 205 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:02,243 Where did you meet her? - Right here. 206 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,664 That bitch was looking for rice cakes, or something. 207 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:09,285 That chick is fucking horny, man. Really fucking horny. 208 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:11,706 Unbelievable. Every time. 209 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,585 Every time? - A couple of times. 210 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,787 I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. Everything's under control. 211 00:18:19,002 --> 00:18:21,206 I'm actually done with her. 212 00:18:27,752 --> 00:18:29,742 Niggah what! 213 00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:34,949 Yo, motherfucking niggah whaddup? 214 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,074 Hey, Max. 215 00:18:37,877 --> 00:18:38,990 Hey. 216 00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:43,409 Dude, what are you doing? I thought you were done with her. 217 00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:46,957 True, but I want to fuck her one more time. Just once. 218 00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:52,489 Get a Golden Retriever and a mini van while you're at it. 219 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,080 What are you talking about? Come on. 220 00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:58,908 It's not a relationship. Farewell sex. That's it. 221 00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:00,501 Bam. 222 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,160 What are you doing? I barely know you. 223 00:19:10,377 --> 00:19:11,574 Seriously. 224 00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,995 Are we doing something tonight or are you and her? 225 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:18,042 Well, I... Oh shit, man. 226 00:19:18,252 --> 00:19:19,958 I have to... 227 00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:24,453 Be right back. 228 00:19:26,335 --> 00:19:29,914 Where's he going? - Something at the supermarket. Dunno. 229 00:19:43,085 --> 00:19:44,494 Sorry. 230 00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:52,541 A chunk came up. 231 00:19:56,627 --> 00:20:01,367 That's easy. First Blood. - What? Seriously? 232 00:20:01,585 --> 00:20:04,536 Rambo Part I, is my favorite movie too. 233 00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:07,157 What? No way. - Best film ever. 234 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:09,083 So fucking bad. 235 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:15,207 He just wanted something to eat. - They drew first blood, not me. 236 00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:18,535 Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy... 237 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,577 ...is a no-win situation for us? 238 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:24,206 You send that many, don't forget one thing. 239 00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:26,989 A good supply of body bags. 240 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:32,751 Look, I'm not really anti-relationships or something, but... 241 00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:36,994 ...I'd never really want one myself. 242 00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,665 It always ends in trouble. 243 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,535 I hate that claiming stuff. 244 00:20:42,752 --> 00:20:47,041 You know. They always want to hold you and touch you and shit. 245 00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:49,827 Just give me space. 246 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,831 Most chicks are either annoying... 247 00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:59,034 ...or not that hot. 248 00:21:02,335 --> 00:21:03,744 It's true. 249 00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:33,792 Sorry. 250 00:21:38,502 --> 00:21:41,286 What's keeping Jules? He's been gone for a long time. 251 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,285 No idea. 252 00:21:45,377 --> 00:21:49,536 I'm going up. Lie in his bed. - Yeah, me too. 253 00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:53,244 Not in his bed, of course, but... 254 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,995 ...in my own bed where I also... 255 00:21:57,752 --> 00:21:59,410 So... 256 00:22:03,543 --> 00:22:04,705 Good ni... 257 00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:11,198 Sorry. 258 00:22:43,293 --> 00:22:45,083 Anna, what is this? 259 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,200 Porn, Mieke. 260 00:22:48,418 --> 00:22:51,535 It's the only thing that calms him down. - Don't treat me like a fool. 261 00:22:51,752 --> 00:22:53,789 You know the rules. - So what should I do? 262 00:22:54,002 --> 00:22:57,616 He loses it all the time. - So give them sex movies and ideas? 263 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,667 What if they get babies? - When did you take those from him? 264 00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:03,448 Two days ago, but this is hardly the time... 265 00:23:03,668 --> 00:23:06,287 No, no, no! 266 00:23:14,502 --> 00:23:15,911 No, no! 267 00:23:17,585 --> 00:23:19,706 Go to sleep. 268 00:23:19,918 --> 00:23:21,909 Can someone give me a hand? 269 00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:24,417 Jordy, don't! 270 00:23:24,627 --> 00:23:25,906 No! 271 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:28,657 Fuck! 272 00:23:29,377 --> 00:23:33,619 Bart, you're not attending staff. Let go of Jordy! 273 00:24:01,585 --> 00:24:03,208 Hi. - Hi. 274 00:24:04,085 --> 00:24:05,875 Everything OK? - Not really. 275 00:24:06,085 --> 00:24:07,246 How come? 276 00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:10,375 Jordy can't watch porn. They'd rather put him in isolation. 277 00:24:10,627 --> 00:24:12,084 Fucked up. - Yeah. 278 00:24:12,293 --> 00:24:15,706 He's so sweet, but he transforms completely. 279 00:24:17,835 --> 00:24:20,454 Empty the register, motherfucker. - What the fuck are you doing? 280 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,209 Empty the register! 281 00:24:26,002 --> 00:24:29,782 What? Is this it? Is this it? - Calm down, man. 282 00:24:38,752 --> 00:24:43,871 Jesus, what the fuck were you doing? - Saving your life. 283 00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:46,206 Oh, right. Thank you. 284 00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:59,036 Rambo shit. 285 00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:02,834 It was small, like a Nazi gun. 286 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,157 A Luger. 287 00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:09,244 What happened? - Your store was robbed, man. 288 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:12,541 By a junkie. - Goddammit. 289 00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:15,915 For how much? - There was hardly anything in the register. 290 00:25:16,127 --> 00:25:18,164 How much? - I don't know. 291 00:25:18,377 --> 00:25:21,707 Three hundred or something. - Goddammit. 292 00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:24,585 I think those Chinese have the money. - Pardon? 293 00:25:24,793 --> 00:25:27,282 Over there. I don't know what goes on in there. 294 00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:31,412 Shady, depressed characters enter and walk out happy. 295 00:25:32,002 --> 00:25:34,490 We've been watching them for a while, but no proof yet. 296 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:37,708 But a lot of money flows into that place. 297 00:25:48,627 --> 00:25:52,455 I wonder how Anna's doing. - Doing well, I heard. 298 00:25:52,668 --> 00:25:56,449 Her arm's almost healed. - How do you know? 299 00:26:02,752 --> 00:26:04,742 Jules told me. Just talked to him. 300 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,911 He's hanging out with her. That's why he couldn't make it. 301 00:26:08,127 --> 00:26:13,080 He told me he wasn't doing anything, because he has to get up early. Fuck. 302 00:26:13,293 --> 00:26:15,580 He's having a relationship with that Anna. 303 00:26:20,502 --> 00:26:23,784 I smoked up with her all of last night on the balcony. 304 00:26:24,002 --> 00:26:25,992 She really is a relaxed chick. 305 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,825 And fucking hot. - Sounds like you like her. 306 00:26:30,043 --> 00:26:34,084 No man, but Jules should just stick to the pact. 307 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,703 Ah, fuck it. 308 00:26:36,918 --> 00:26:39,833 I'm whining. It's Jules. Jules. 309 00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:43,824 That shit will pass. 310 00:26:44,043 --> 00:26:46,710 Yeah bitch, it'll pass. 311 00:26:52,002 --> 00:26:57,239 I recognize the wrapping paper. So I think I know... 312 00:26:57,460 --> 00:27:00,209 Look at that. Looks exactly like Misty. 313 00:27:02,293 --> 00:27:06,038 Whaddup, bitches. - Hos. 314 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,824 Thirty. 315 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,415 Menopause. - Westside. 316 00:27:14,585 --> 00:27:17,369 Happy birthday. - Yeah, happy birthday, dude. 317 00:27:18,418 --> 00:27:20,989 Good outfit, man. Faggot. 318 00:27:25,502 --> 00:27:27,539 Why are Dumb and Dumber here? 319 00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:31,334 I thought you'd like it as well, since you know them. 320 00:27:31,543 --> 00:27:32,787 Higher. 321 00:27:33,835 --> 00:27:36,288 I'm warning you: If those two ruin my evening... 322 00:27:36,502 --> 00:27:39,950 ...you sleep on the couch for two weeks. - What? 323 00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:45,164 Make some Long Island Iced Teas, faggot. And have one yourself. 324 00:27:45,377 --> 00:27:47,746 No, we all know what happens when René drinks. 325 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,536 Right, sweetie pie? 326 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:53,615 Did you know that his chick broke up with him today? 327 00:27:53,835 --> 00:27:56,916 Really? - And on our birthday, of all things. 328 00:27:57,585 --> 00:27:59,078 Your birthday? 329 00:28:00,127 --> 00:28:01,916 hold me tight 330 00:28:02,127 --> 00:28:05,990 gently put my head on your shoulder 331 00:28:06,793 --> 00:28:09,957 Need to take a leak. - Sit down, OK? 332 00:28:13,168 --> 00:28:15,491 My mother was suddenly in front of me. 333 00:28:15,710 --> 00:28:19,751 She stared at me for a long time. Very weird. 334 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,791 And then I woke up. 335 00:28:22,543 --> 00:28:23,953 Hey, man. 336 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:28,743 Oh, who's back? - Yeah, bitch. 337 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,702 Bye. 338 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:36,742 How about tomorrow we? - No way. 339 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:39,828 Where's my coat? 340 00:28:40,043 --> 00:28:42,449 Ladies, thanks for your stupid party. 341 00:28:45,752 --> 00:28:49,082 Why are you so quiet? - I'm not really a morning person. 342 00:28:49,293 --> 00:28:53,121 Are you a Leo? I'm a Libra. We're a perfect match. 343 00:28:55,627 --> 00:28:56,657 Whaddup? 344 00:28:56,877 --> 00:28:59,579 Everything all right? - We had a great time. 345 00:28:59,793 --> 00:29:02,993 Sadly, Charlotte has to leave. - My name is Eefje. 346 00:29:03,835 --> 00:29:05,376 That's what I said. 347 00:29:05,585 --> 00:29:08,074 Anyway, I have to leave. I have to pick up Noah. 348 00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:11,706 Who? - Noah, my son. I told you, silly. 349 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,118 Ah, look at him. 350 00:29:15,335 --> 00:29:18,535 Well, he's not going to be a model, is he? 351 00:29:19,918 --> 00:29:22,751 OK, go and pick up Noah. 352 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,501 Bye. I had fun. 353 00:29:25,085 --> 00:29:26,364 Bye, Charlotte. 354 00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:31,746 Where's the towel? 355 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:35,283 See that pile of towels? 356 00:29:35,502 --> 00:29:39,365 There's one in the middle. - Got it. 357 00:29:39,877 --> 00:29:41,832 Dude, I thought you were back. 358 00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:43,536 Hey, Max. 359 00:29:43,752 --> 00:29:45,742 Nice evening last night, right? 360 00:29:49,543 --> 00:29:52,790 Put it in at the bottom. - That's what your mom said last night. 361 00:29:53,085 --> 00:29:54,282 My mother is dead. 362 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,334 Thanks. 363 00:30:09,002 --> 00:30:10,376 Sorry. 364 00:30:15,377 --> 00:30:18,493 You have to eat Jenna Jameson pussy after she's been raped... 365 00:30:18,710 --> 00:30:22,206 ...and left for dead in broken glass by three seropositive Zimbabwaneans. 366 00:30:22,418 --> 00:30:27,455 Or you have to French-kiss Ron Brandsteder for 20 minutes... 367 00:30:27,668 --> 00:30:30,785 ...after he's performed oral sex on a turd. And you have to choose. 368 00:30:31,002 --> 00:30:33,206 What would you do? - Dude, I don't know. 369 00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:37,199 I'm seriously considering kissing Ron Brandsteder. 370 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,575 But... a problem. 371 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:43,244 I was just talking to Anna... - Such fun. 372 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:46,328 Discussing names for your future kids? 373 00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:52,743 No, gay. She mentioned a Jordy. 374 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,828 Some sort of retard. - Rainman. Autistic. 375 00:30:56,043 --> 00:30:57,453 Yeah, whatever. 376 00:30:57,668 --> 00:31:01,164 He just beat the fucking crap out of someone. 377 00:31:01,377 --> 00:31:04,458 Real Badr Hari shit. - So? 378 00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:07,666 Apparently she needs porn for that. - And? 379 00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:11,456 Can you bring her some. - You do it. 380 00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:16,740 I promised I'd drop by, but I really can't leave now. 381 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,958 Dude, cut the crap. You were going to dump her. 382 00:31:20,168 --> 00:31:24,625 Why does she keep coming back? And why do I have to play the whiner? 383 00:31:24,835 --> 00:31:26,625 Relationship, bitch. 384 00:31:37,585 --> 00:31:42,456 Those cupcakes? Did you check the stockroom? 385 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,204 Package for Anna. 386 00:31:53,752 --> 00:31:57,496 Leave it with me. - I have to give it to her personally. 387 00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:59,333 Is that right? 388 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,285 Show me your visitor's badge. 389 00:32:01,877 --> 00:32:05,040 Visitor's badge? - Yes, visitor's badge. 390 00:32:05,335 --> 00:32:08,452 A visitor's badge. - A visitor's badge, yes. 391 00:32:08,668 --> 00:32:10,742 Without one you can't go in. 392 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,740 Well, then can I please get a visitor's badge. 393 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,334 Certainly. 394 00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,125 You have to request one in writing. 395 00:32:19,335 --> 00:32:22,831 Fuck, dude, I just have to give this package to Anna. 396 00:32:23,043 --> 00:32:25,579 What are you going to do about it? - What about you? 397 00:32:25,793 --> 00:32:28,708 Shine a light in my eyes? You don't even have a gun. 398 00:32:29,918 --> 00:32:31,198 I thought Jules... 399 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:34,582 Bart, Max is helping me with something. - That's fine. 400 00:32:36,085 --> 00:32:40,991 I really have to go soon, you know. 401 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:44,576 Jordy grabbed Jeffrey's hair and dragged him through the room. 402 00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:47,744 When we tried to calm him down he bit off a piece of Jeffrey's ear. 403 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,666 And swallowed it. 404 00:32:49,877 --> 00:32:52,579 Eventually, they put him in the time-out. 405 00:33:01,210 --> 00:33:02,584 Intense. 406 00:33:07,002 --> 00:33:08,660 No! 407 00:33:15,502 --> 00:33:16,994 Look. 408 00:33:18,293 --> 00:33:19,455 Nice, huh? 409 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:28,202 Why's he wearing a bear suit? - We're working on a play. 410 00:33:28,418 --> 00:33:30,409 Goldilocks and the Three Bears. 411 00:33:30,627 --> 00:33:32,285 It's a big deal around here. 412 00:33:32,502 --> 00:33:35,618 Each year we enter the national contest for the mentally disabled. 413 00:33:35,835 --> 00:33:37,411 Plays and stuff. 414 00:33:37,627 --> 00:33:40,162 They think it's awesome. So do I. 415 00:33:40,377 --> 00:33:43,328 We've been rehearsing all year. - OK. 416 00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:45,084 Anna... 417 00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:48,161 Make sure Rico is on time for occupational therapy. 418 00:33:48,377 --> 00:33:50,581 I'm taking him there in a minute. 419 00:33:52,127 --> 00:33:54,366 What was that? - It's Jordy. 420 00:33:55,668 --> 00:33:57,540 He's singing. 421 00:33:57,752 --> 00:33:59,375 Metallica. 422 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:05,076 OK, don't forget Rico. - I'll take care of it. 423 00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:09,081 I have to come up with something to replace that porn. 424 00:34:33,752 --> 00:34:35,126 Are you OK? 425 00:34:40,835 --> 00:34:41,865 Max? 426 00:34:51,918 --> 00:34:54,288 Whaddup bitch? Niggah. 427 00:34:54,752 --> 00:34:56,707 I can't do this anymore. 428 00:34:56,918 --> 00:34:58,992 What? - What? 429 00:34:59,335 --> 00:35:03,115 What did you say? - Every time I see her, it goes wrong. 430 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,160 I shouldn't see her anymore. 431 00:35:05,377 --> 00:35:09,240 Just ignore her. - Ignore? Good idea. 432 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:11,118 My parents did that with me. 433 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:15,456 Do you happen to have Ass Eaters Unanimous 19? 434 00:35:15,668 --> 00:35:20,160 With Sasha Grey. Where she stink-fingers that guy's ass. 435 00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:21,829 He likes it a lot. 436 00:35:35,627 --> 00:35:38,198 Whaddup bitch? - Hi. 437 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,207 I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. 438 00:36:02,585 --> 00:36:04,375 Goddammit. 439 00:36:04,585 --> 00:36:06,789 There's a bunch of movies missing, dammit. 440 00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:09,329 One moment, please. 441 00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:10,782 Which movies? - Here. 442 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,241 Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II, Stink... 443 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:16,411 That whole bunch. Haven't you seen them? 444 00:36:16,627 --> 00:36:18,831 No. - Jesus Christ, someone reserved them. 445 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,160 He's picking them up soon, goddammit. - Who the fuck reserves porn? 446 00:36:22,377 --> 00:36:26,157 I don't give a shit. Just find them. Money is money. Goddammit. 447 00:36:27,502 --> 00:36:28,829 One moment. 448 00:36:31,335 --> 00:36:33,456 Fucking hell. 449 00:36:44,418 --> 00:36:48,364 Anna speaking. - Good afternoon, this is Videocorner. 450 00:36:48,627 --> 00:36:52,455 I see that you still have a number of our videos. 451 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,453 What? - It concerns... 452 00:36:54,668 --> 00:36:59,705 Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II, Stinky Fingers, HI V Spreaders... 453 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:04,126 ...Ass to Ass, Rimming Racists, Dogs on Negro Hos Illl... 454 00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:07,617 ...Poop Shooters Vll, This Whore Sees a Doctor... 455 00:37:07,835 --> 00:37:12,125 ...Drunk Anal Squirters II, Raw Dawgz, Scissoring Grannies... 456 00:37:12,335 --> 00:37:15,535 ...There's a Black Man in My Wife's Ass, Schindler's Fist... 457 00:37:15,752 --> 00:37:19,911 ...and Two In the Pink and a Group of Boyscouts in the Stink. 458 00:37:20,127 --> 00:37:22,793 Jeffrey? Yuck, that's dirty. Give them to me. 459 00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:24,115 Licorice. - It's not. 460 00:37:24,335 --> 00:37:27,950 Licorice. - Look at me. It's not licorice. Come on. 461 00:37:28,168 --> 00:37:29,330 Very good. 462 00:37:29,543 --> 00:37:32,707 Can you return them as soon as possible? They have been reserved. 463 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:35,667 Max? - Today, please, if that's possible. 464 00:37:36,293 --> 00:37:38,498 We're having an outside day and we're going... 465 00:37:38,710 --> 00:37:41,578 Fine, thank you. See you soon. 466 00:37:52,043 --> 00:37:55,125 The movies! - Just leave them there, OK? 467 00:37:56,252 --> 00:37:58,456 Max? - Thank you. 468 00:38:01,168 --> 00:38:02,744 I can see your knee. 469 00:38:05,168 --> 00:38:06,542 Bye, bye. 470 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:17,282 Whaddup? 471 00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:22,124 Hey, man. Let's hang out tonight. - I can't. 472 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:25,002 I'm training a new team. 473 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:30,081 I miss you, dude. - You miss me? Wow. OK. 474 00:38:30,293 --> 00:38:33,789 Did anyone help you unpack those boxes? 475 00:38:34,002 --> 00:38:36,668 What? When? - Let's see... 476 00:38:36,877 --> 00:38:40,373 After you moved to the country of Gaylordia. 477 00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:42,623 Faggot. - Your mother is a faggot. 478 00:38:42,835 --> 00:38:43,913 Sure. OK. 479 00:38:47,502 --> 00:38:49,078 Bitch niggah! 480 00:38:52,002 --> 00:38:53,281 Want to have some fun? 481 00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:01,541 Seriously? I said 'fun'. - Yes. 482 00:39:01,752 --> 00:39:03,410 This is fun to you? 483 00:39:03,627 --> 00:39:05,203 A fair. 484 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:08,036 How old are you? 485 00:39:10,127 --> 00:39:11,584 Yes! Max! 486 00:39:11,835 --> 00:39:13,209 Fuck! 487 00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:15,001 Thanks, retard. 488 00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:16,955 Max! 489 00:39:18,293 --> 00:39:20,699 Again with that sweater? You were going to throw it out. 490 00:39:20,918 --> 00:39:23,751 I think about you all day long. - What? 491 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,408 We're going on the bumper cars. See ya. - Be careful. 492 00:39:30,252 --> 00:39:32,242 I want to drive. Move. 493 00:39:34,418 --> 00:39:37,500 Where's the gas pedal? Ouch! 494 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,119 Jerk! 495 00:39:41,377 --> 00:39:43,663 Don't sit there laughing. Do something. 496 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:50,703 It's so great that you don't get involved. 497 00:39:50,918 --> 00:39:53,620 Just walk away and show who's the most mature. 498 00:39:53,835 --> 00:39:56,039 That's great. You're great. 499 00:39:56,252 --> 00:39:59,452 Go away. - No, come here. Kisses. 500 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,542 Kisses. 501 00:40:04,752 --> 00:40:06,126 Help. 502 00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:09,542 Hey, sweetie. 503 00:40:11,793 --> 00:40:13,037 Hi, honey. 504 00:40:13,252 --> 00:40:16,534 We're back together. This is Eefje, a coworker. 505 00:40:16,752 --> 00:40:18,126 Prick! 506 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:22,121 Whoa. You fucking saved me. 507 00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:24,908 You're talking to me again. - What? 508 00:40:25,127 --> 00:40:28,290 You're talking to me again. - Yeah, well... 509 00:40:28,502 --> 00:40:31,784 I wasn't feeling well. A bit sick, so... 510 00:40:33,377 --> 00:40:37,750 I didn't want you to get sick too. - Yeah, right. Thanks so much. 511 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,204 Candy cane? 512 00:41:55,002 --> 00:41:57,076 Come on. - No. 513 00:41:58,543 --> 00:42:02,039 Wimp. - I don't do that kind of shit. 514 00:42:02,252 --> 00:42:03,626 Why not? 515 00:42:06,585 --> 00:42:09,832 When I was 12 I entered a talent show at school. 516 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,501 He's got a boner. 517 00:42:31,377 --> 00:42:35,785 That's why I'll never ever go in front of an audience again. 518 00:42:50,377 --> 00:42:52,367 Get AIDS! 519 00:43:14,168 --> 00:43:15,958 Robin Hood! 520 00:43:18,502 --> 00:43:19,615 Shit. 521 00:43:20,793 --> 00:43:22,535 Jordy, let go. 522 00:43:38,377 --> 00:43:41,244 It was awesome last night. - Yeah. 523 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,746 It was a lot of fun. 524 00:43:45,627 --> 00:43:47,416 I really like you. 525 00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:50,576 That kiss wasn't a good idea, was it? 526 00:43:54,793 --> 00:43:56,416 It was just the moment. 527 00:43:56,627 --> 00:43:59,376 Of course, the moment. - And... 528 00:44:00,085 --> 00:44:02,241 The situation. - The situation. 529 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:07,204 It's getting more serious with your brother. - Yeah, same here. 530 00:44:09,293 --> 00:44:13,121 It was a mistake. - I think so too. A mistake. 531 00:44:13,335 --> 00:44:17,708 I mean, we're not really a perfect match. 532 00:44:17,918 --> 00:44:20,916 And I didn't find your kissing all that great. 533 00:44:21,168 --> 00:44:23,206 I expected something better. 534 00:44:23,418 --> 00:44:26,665 And it didn't smell all that fresh. 535 00:44:26,877 --> 00:44:28,038 Foul. 536 00:44:28,252 --> 00:44:31,913 Nothing personal or anything, but I agree. 537 00:44:33,002 --> 00:44:34,827 Clear. - Yes. 538 00:44:35,043 --> 00:44:37,248 Well, then... 539 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:39,534 ...I'll see you soon, probably. 540 00:44:41,043 --> 00:44:44,788 Thanks for everything, OK? - Yes, OK. 541 00:44:53,127 --> 00:44:54,324 Kissed? 542 00:44:54,543 --> 00:44:56,748 The whore. - Shut up. 543 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,536 She's a ho. 544 00:45:00,127 --> 00:45:01,833 I went too far. 545 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,908 Niggah! 546 00:45:09,127 --> 00:45:14,199 Hey, man. We need to talk. I have to... - Sure, tonight. I'll get some shrooms. 547 00:45:14,418 --> 00:45:16,575 What? - Shrooms, bitch. 548 00:45:39,835 --> 00:45:42,667 I have to tell you something. - I'm just going to do it. 549 00:45:42,877 --> 00:45:46,870 What? - Living together with Anna. 550 00:45:48,002 --> 00:45:52,410 It's become a relationship, anyway. 551 00:45:52,627 --> 00:45:55,376 So we might as well live together. 552 00:45:55,585 --> 00:45:59,449 She makes classic quesadillas. Shrimp. 553 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:02,118 I'm going to eat that all the time. 554 00:46:05,918 --> 00:46:07,115 And... 555 00:46:07,335 --> 00:46:08,532 ...living together. 556 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:15,498 The baby elephant is cast out by its family. 557 00:46:16,252 --> 00:46:19,949 The calf doesn't know what to do when the herd moves on. 558 00:46:21,293 --> 00:46:24,375 A cry of despair, but his call isn't answered. 559 00:46:25,585 --> 00:46:29,531 Hey, be careful, goddammit, that's a classic. 560 00:46:33,918 --> 00:46:37,699 Sorry, I'm taking this one too. - You're such a faggot. 561 00:46:37,918 --> 00:46:40,324 I paid for it, you know. 562 00:46:40,543 --> 00:46:41,870 You can have the car. 563 00:46:42,085 --> 00:46:44,656 I'm not talking about that stupid TV or car. 564 00:46:44,877 --> 00:46:49,664 I'm talking about our pact, godda... - Oh, right. That stupid pact. 565 00:46:49,877 --> 00:46:54,368 We couldn't stick to it forever. It had to happen some day. Look... 566 00:46:54,918 --> 00:46:59,243 I didn't expect this either, but it just feels right. I think. 567 00:47:00,168 --> 00:47:03,166 And maybe it's time... 568 00:47:03,377 --> 00:47:05,332 ...you grow up too. 569 00:47:09,377 --> 00:47:11,332 Let's do this one together, honey. 570 00:47:37,585 --> 00:47:38,414 Fuck. 571 00:47:50,252 --> 00:47:53,119 This is one of the Chinese. - You're kidding. 572 00:47:54,377 --> 00:47:55,786 Great deduction. 573 00:47:57,877 --> 00:47:59,618 What happened? - What? 574 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,376 What happened? 575 00:48:01,585 --> 00:48:04,500 We're very busy investigating that. 576 00:48:04,710 --> 00:48:08,371 So if you can step behind the tape like everyone else... 577 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:11,252 Yes but, I work here. 578 00:48:13,293 --> 00:48:15,414 Oh, you work here. 579 00:48:15,627 --> 00:48:17,452 Allow me to congratulate you. 580 00:48:18,877 --> 00:48:21,744 You're unemployed. - What? 581 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,495 Your boss committed armed robbery here last night. 582 00:48:24,710 --> 00:48:26,701 What? - Poor Chinese family. 583 00:48:26,918 --> 00:48:28,328 Didn't know what was coming. 584 00:48:28,543 --> 00:48:31,292 Did you know they gave free meals to addicts? 585 00:48:31,502 --> 00:48:33,492 At least they fought back. 586 00:48:39,585 --> 00:48:40,699 Hey... 587 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:42,870 ...just leave it. 588 00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:46,868 He was bankrupt. 589 00:48:47,085 --> 00:48:50,285 Not surprisingly. Who still rents movies at a video store? 590 00:48:50,502 --> 00:48:54,910 I download them. Why pay for something you can get for free online? 591 00:48:55,127 --> 00:48:56,288 Right? 592 00:49:19,627 --> 00:49:22,293 Could you give these to Jordy, please? 593 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:23,615 No. 594 00:49:47,752 --> 00:49:49,410 Really? 595 00:49:49,627 --> 00:49:51,001 You too? 596 00:49:52,502 --> 00:49:54,907 She wouldn't mind getting together with me. 597 00:49:55,752 --> 00:49:57,577 But she knows I'm married. 598 00:49:58,835 --> 00:50:01,324 And she's not the type to stir up trouble... 599 00:50:01,543 --> 00:50:03,534 ...in a so-so marriage. 600 00:50:08,752 --> 00:50:10,209 That's been a while. 601 00:50:17,918 --> 00:50:18,996 It's good. 602 00:50:20,627 --> 00:50:24,537 I don't mind at all that security isn't allowed guns. 603 00:50:26,752 --> 00:50:28,328 I mean... 604 00:50:28,543 --> 00:50:31,743 ...it isn't as if I don't want to fire a gun some day. 605 00:50:32,793 --> 00:50:34,120 A Glock. 606 00:50:34,877 --> 00:50:39,617 Super reliable. A Magnum.44 Colt Anaconda. 607 00:50:53,085 --> 00:50:54,459 It's for Jordy. 608 00:50:55,668 --> 00:50:57,493 No one has to know. 609 00:51:00,418 --> 00:51:02,539 Jules, register 1. 610 00:51:02,752 --> 00:51:04,742 Jules, register 1, please. 611 00:51:06,710 --> 00:51:08,286 Well... 612 00:51:09,835 --> 00:51:11,209 What do you think? 613 00:51:11,418 --> 00:51:13,125 Hello? Jules? 614 00:51:13,668 --> 00:51:14,699 Jules, register 1. 615 00:51:14,918 --> 00:51:16,292 Hey, man. 616 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,416 I'm in love with Anna, man. 617 00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:27,824 Yeah, right. 618 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:33,459 And this is my new fag buddy. He's got a pretty pink pooper. 619 00:51:33,668 --> 00:51:35,126 Seriously. 620 00:51:35,335 --> 00:51:37,824 Sorry, sir, are these shrimp chips on sale? 621 00:51:38,252 --> 00:51:42,115 I can't help it. I know it's fucked up, but I think she's... 622 00:51:42,335 --> 00:51:44,954 ...awesome and hot. 623 00:51:45,168 --> 00:51:49,209 We hung out a few times and I liked here more and more. 624 00:51:49,418 --> 00:51:51,741 I tried to stop it, but... 625 00:51:53,127 --> 00:51:54,370 We kissed. 626 00:51:56,002 --> 00:51:59,367 Dude, what the fuck? - Motherfucker! 627 00:51:59,585 --> 00:52:02,618 First you're whining like a bitch when I move in with her. 628 00:52:02,835 --> 00:52:06,366 'Our pact, our pact!' Our fucking pact. 629 00:52:06,585 --> 00:52:09,867 And then kissing with my chick. You filthy... 630 00:52:13,627 --> 00:52:16,874 Fag! You have no right to speak anyway. 631 00:52:35,335 --> 00:52:36,662 Stop, stop. 632 00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:40,084 Stop. 633 00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:52,912 You can't do that shit. I'm your brother, dude. 634 00:52:53,127 --> 00:52:54,916 I'm your fucking brother. - Fuck you. 635 00:52:55,127 --> 00:52:59,535 You're not even my real brother. A fucking adoptee. You were bought. 636 00:53:01,918 --> 00:53:05,165 Fuck you, faggot! - Fuck you. 637 00:53:06,377 --> 00:53:09,126 Oh God, Imca Marina. You're still here? 638 00:53:09,335 --> 00:53:13,791 What did you think? That peanut must know about shrimp chips? 639 00:53:23,918 --> 00:53:25,494 Oh, shit. 640 00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:27,114 So you told him? 641 00:53:28,502 --> 00:53:32,958 You've got the chicken's anus exactly... 642 00:53:36,710 --> 00:53:38,866 What's that stupid dog doing here? - Well... 643 00:53:39,085 --> 00:53:41,455 Since Jules has moved... 644 00:53:41,668 --> 00:53:45,413 ...and we still have to pay my father the rent... 645 00:53:45,627 --> 00:53:47,866 ...and I talked to Suus about it... 646 00:53:48,085 --> 00:53:50,953 ...we felt... she felt it was a good idea... - Seriously? 647 00:53:52,168 --> 00:53:54,325 I don't want to bring it up all the time... 648 00:53:54,543 --> 00:53:57,292 ...but you pee on it and I have to sit on it. Get it? 649 00:53:57,502 --> 00:54:01,626 Max, can you make sure you put the toilet seat up when you pee? 650 00:54:01,835 --> 00:54:03,909 Fuck this shit. 651 00:54:25,668 --> 00:54:28,666 Digital? Digital, my ass. 652 00:54:28,877 --> 00:54:30,998 There's nothing but static. 653 00:54:31,210 --> 00:54:34,955 Is that so? Just take care of it. Mongoloid bitch. 654 00:54:35,252 --> 00:54:37,207 Hi, dad. - What happened to you? 655 00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:42,619 Thank you for watching Lingo. An S. 656 00:54:42,835 --> 00:54:45,786 S, T, I, N, K. 657 00:54:46,002 --> 00:54:47,909 It's 'stoma', stupid dick. 658 00:54:48,127 --> 00:54:51,492 Stem. S, T, A... 659 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:53,286 But... 660 00:54:54,377 --> 00:54:57,126 What happened? Between you. 661 00:54:57,877 --> 00:55:00,661 Did your brother... Right, of course. 662 00:55:00,877 --> 00:55:01,871 Fucking TV. 663 00:55:02,668 --> 00:55:04,659 God... goddammit. 664 00:55:52,793 --> 00:55:54,369 Hi, sweetheart. 665 00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:03,451 Am I as good a kisser as my brother, or not? 666 00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,953 Sorry, sweetie. 667 00:56:10,210 --> 00:56:12,450 I understand if you're angry. 668 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:15,239 I'd go nuts if you'd do something like that. 669 00:56:15,918 --> 00:56:17,708 If I'd do what? 670 00:56:18,793 --> 00:56:20,914 I wouldn't be able to handle it. 671 00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:23,496 No, no, fuck it. 672 00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:27,407 I'm not super angry. I'm not like: 673 00:56:27,627 --> 00:56:30,329 'Whoa, slut. What the hell are you doing?' 674 00:56:30,543 --> 00:56:32,617 'You're causing me pain.' 675 00:56:32,835 --> 00:56:35,833 Hey, he's my brother. That's it. - I know. 676 00:56:36,043 --> 00:56:38,366 I'm really very sorry. - Forget it. 677 00:57:00,627 --> 00:57:05,367 The vole will stay forever with the female he lost his virginity to. 678 00:57:05,585 --> 00:57:07,871 Honeybun, what's your password? 679 00:57:10,002 --> 00:57:13,035 Password? Why? - My computer is still in a box. 680 00:57:13,252 --> 00:57:18,241 I need to e-mail something. - I could enter it myself. 681 00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:21,493 Why? Don't you trust me? - Sure I do. 682 00:57:21,710 --> 00:57:24,115 But it's just... 683 00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:28,292 OK, it's: RENE... 684 00:57:29,710 --> 00:57:32,412 ...6969. 685 00:57:33,293 --> 00:57:34,869 Thank you. - OK. 686 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,449 Who is this? - Who? 687 00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:45,042 Who is this? - Huh? 688 00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,827 That's Sasha Grey. 689 00:57:50,043 --> 00:57:53,788 She's a porn star. It's not her real name. 690 00:57:54,002 --> 00:57:56,834 She's actually called... - Why do you watch porn? 691 00:57:58,210 --> 00:58:00,450 Why do I watch porn? 692 00:58:02,502 --> 00:58:06,495 Why the fuck are you interrogating me? - Sorry, I... 693 00:58:06,710 --> 00:58:10,953 I just have to get used to that living together. 694 00:58:13,002 --> 00:58:15,288 You're right. I'm nagging. 695 00:58:15,502 --> 00:58:18,583 Let's stop talking about it. - No, let's... 696 00:58:18,793 --> 00:58:21,329 Seriously? - I'm going to ride Misty. 697 00:58:22,918 --> 00:58:25,241 Have fun riding Misty. 698 00:58:37,835 --> 00:58:39,079 Get lost. 699 00:58:44,668 --> 00:58:47,370 Do you still find me attractive? - Of course. 700 00:58:50,418 --> 00:58:51,911 I just don't know. 701 00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:55,790 I used to be enough and now you need that filthy broad... 702 00:58:56,418 --> 00:58:58,824 ...and filthy porn. 703 00:58:59,210 --> 00:59:01,781 I can't do this anymore. - What are you talking about? 704 00:59:03,043 --> 00:59:04,453 It's over. 705 00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:05,956 What? 706 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:10,621 Come on out. How much longer are you staying in there? 707 00:59:10,835 --> 00:59:14,331 Just put it down. I'll get it in a minute. 708 00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:25,580 Well, happy birthday, OK? 709 00:59:26,377 --> 00:59:27,917 You and your brother. 710 00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:41,118 I'm in love. 711 00:59:41,335 --> 00:59:42,365 So? 712 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:48,365 It's Jules chick and I know what you used to say about relationships. 713 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,825 Yes, never have one. 714 00:59:51,043 --> 00:59:53,413 Nothing but trouble. See? 715 00:59:58,668 --> 01:00:03,207 Well, as Rick James used to say: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. 716 01:00:04,918 --> 01:00:08,533 Especially in combination with strippers and so on. 717 01:00:09,002 --> 01:00:11,786 Not as if they were super hot, though. 718 01:00:12,002 --> 01:00:15,202 The mood lights they usually shine on them... 719 01:00:15,418 --> 01:00:17,788 ...does those girls a lot of good. 720 01:00:18,002 --> 01:00:23,204 It gave me a fright when the work lights went on at the end of the evening. 721 01:00:24,252 --> 01:00:27,368 Difficult skin, you know. Pits all over the place. 722 01:00:27,585 --> 01:00:29,576 Yeah, so? - Huh? 723 01:00:30,835 --> 01:00:34,082 Right. Well, despite everything... 724 01:00:34,293 --> 01:00:37,161 ...your mother tried to keep things together. 725 01:00:37,627 --> 01:00:40,329 For you and your brother. It's because... 726 01:00:40,543 --> 01:00:45,496 ...I literally never opened the door again that you didn't see her anymore. 727 01:00:47,668 --> 01:00:49,161 Listen, Max... 728 01:00:49,710 --> 01:00:51,701 ...I was just an asshole. 729 01:00:53,793 --> 01:00:57,241 Your mother was the nicest woman in the world. 730 01:00:57,627 --> 01:01:01,455 It's just that it took a few years before I realized that. 731 01:01:01,668 --> 01:01:05,248 Once she was in the hospital and I wanted to tell her that... 732 01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:10,034 ...she never wanted to see me again. I was simply much too late. 733 01:01:20,335 --> 01:01:23,167 But that Anne or Anna? 734 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,239 Anna. 735 01:01:28,085 --> 01:01:30,206 Is she the one? 736 01:01:31,543 --> 01:01:33,783 Then what are you still doing here with your dad? 737 01:01:34,002 --> 01:01:36,620 You turned 30 today, goddammit. 738 01:01:36,835 --> 01:01:38,577 Better go and fight for her. 739 01:01:38,793 --> 01:01:41,827 You don't get a second chance that easily. Look at me. 740 01:01:43,168 --> 01:01:46,202 Even better: talk to your brother first. 741 01:01:48,335 --> 01:01:52,245 No, even better: Shave off that gnome beard first. 742 01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:02,615 Happy... 743 01:02:08,835 --> 01:02:11,750 Shit, honey. This is not... it's not... 744 01:02:16,168 --> 01:02:17,246 How are you? 745 01:02:22,168 --> 01:02:23,661 Can I go home now? 746 01:02:24,710 --> 01:02:26,333 Anna, wait! 747 01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:30,127 She was the last one. The very last one. 748 01:02:30,335 --> 01:02:33,002 She wasn't the only one? - Yes. 749 01:02:33,752 --> 01:02:34,913 No. 750 01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:41,913 What the fuck are you doing here? Get lost, bitch 751 01:02:42,127 --> 01:02:44,793 Anna just dumped me. Happy now? 752 01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:48,699 If you hadn't kissed her, everything would be fine. 753 01:02:48,918 --> 01:02:52,994 Dude, bro's before ho's. - Bro's before ho's. Just shut up. 754 01:02:53,585 --> 01:02:55,990 Hey! I can see your dick. 755 01:03:03,668 --> 01:03:05,244 Happy birthday. 756 01:03:07,085 --> 01:03:08,412 Same to you, man. 757 01:03:09,585 --> 01:03:11,540 It'll be fine. It will. 758 01:03:13,043 --> 01:03:16,954 Are you OK? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 759 01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:18,661 And it's our birthday. 760 01:03:19,585 --> 01:03:21,623 I'm giving you a free show. 761 01:03:27,335 --> 01:03:30,203 I missed you, man. - And I you. 762 01:03:30,918 --> 01:03:34,366 I fucked everything up. With Anna, with you. 763 01:03:34,585 --> 01:03:39,207 Anna is fucking incredible, but relationships aren't my thing. 764 01:03:42,835 --> 01:03:45,584 Maybe she deserves... 765 01:03:48,377 --> 01:03:51,244 Maybe she deserves someone... 766 01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,073 ...like... 767 01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:56,199 What? 768 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,042 Thanks. 769 01:04:02,418 --> 01:04:03,911 There you go. 770 01:04:04,127 --> 01:04:07,706 Happy birthday! Big kiss, Mercedes. 771 01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:15,745 Happy birthday. 772 01:04:25,043 --> 01:04:28,160 Niggah what! - How the fuck did you get here? 773 01:04:29,043 --> 01:04:30,074 I do not know. 774 01:04:30,293 --> 01:04:33,161 I have no idea how I got here. 775 01:04:33,377 --> 01:04:36,707 I just came from... - It's over with Suzanne, bitch. 776 01:04:37,293 --> 01:04:40,741 Fuck that, ho. Fuck the ho. 777 01:04:41,543 --> 01:04:43,166 Really? - Yeah, man. 778 01:04:43,377 --> 01:04:46,126 Where are you going? Can I come? 779 01:04:46,377 --> 01:04:48,202 Enter, Jordy, Jeffrey. 780 01:04:49,502 --> 01:04:50,911 Jordy, Jeffrey? 781 01:04:51,627 --> 01:04:52,954 Where are Jordy and Jeffrey? 782 01:04:54,877 --> 01:04:56,038 And Paula? 783 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:00,533 We'll have a five-minute break. 784 01:05:00,752 --> 01:05:02,873 Hey Anna, I have to tell you something. 785 01:05:04,543 --> 01:05:05,657 Hold on. 786 01:05:13,252 --> 01:05:14,626 Jordy, stop. 787 01:05:16,085 --> 01:05:17,542 Guys, stop. 788 01:05:19,502 --> 01:05:21,160 Say what? 789 01:05:21,502 --> 01:05:23,871 Towerbridge. Classic. 790 01:05:24,085 --> 01:05:25,412 Hi, Anna. 791 01:05:27,627 --> 01:05:30,957 What is this? - Sorry, I meant well. 792 01:05:31,168 --> 01:05:33,574 You did it too. - 'You did it too'? 793 01:05:33,793 --> 01:05:35,998 My choice. My responsibility. 794 01:05:36,210 --> 01:05:37,205 What's going... 795 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:40,574 Get your stuff. - This isn't my fault. 796 01:05:40,793 --> 01:05:42,167 Never mind. You're fired. 797 01:05:42,377 --> 01:05:45,328 And the contest? - You should have thought of that sooner. 798 01:05:45,543 --> 01:05:47,001 You can't do this to them. - Sure I can. 799 01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:50,623 You have five minutes to get your stuff. End of discussion. 800 01:05:52,210 --> 01:05:54,366 I just wanted to help. 801 01:05:56,002 --> 01:05:58,325 Fuck you and your fucked up family. 802 01:06:00,085 --> 01:06:02,704 You expect me to help you again? 803 01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:06,000 With those sexually frustrated autistic freaks. 804 01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:14,042 Hey, Max. 805 01:06:14,877 --> 01:06:16,251 Sure. 806 01:06:16,752 --> 01:06:19,501 You told her. You told her, niggah. 807 01:06:24,043 --> 01:06:24,707 You told her. 808 01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:36,041 Hey, bitches. 809 01:07:37,168 --> 01:07:38,246 Wake up. 810 01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:56,157 Yo, Bart. Think we can sneak them out for a day? 811 01:08:32,668 --> 01:08:33,912 Step on it. 812 01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:45,002 Yes ma'am, I know it's tomorrow, but I... 813 01:08:45,210 --> 01:08:48,291 Yes, I know it's short notice, but... 814 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,166 Fuck, fuck! 815 01:08:57,585 --> 01:08:59,327 Ma'am? 816 01:09:00,418 --> 01:09:03,866 Could I enter one more group for tomorrow, please? 817 01:09:05,168 --> 01:09:06,448 Good. 818 01:09:06,668 --> 01:09:07,746 Thank you. 819 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,334 Sleep well, son. 820 01:09:50,627 --> 01:09:53,790 Hands on top of the blankets, OK? - I know. 821 01:09:58,502 --> 01:10:01,251 Where were you guys? - Going for ice cream. 822 01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:03,534 Ice cream? - Ice cream. 823 01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:06,624 Ice cream? - Ice cream, yes. 824 01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:09,502 You can't just disappear with them, darn it. 825 01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:14,000 You are completely right, for the entire 100 percent. 826 01:10:17,668 --> 01:10:20,121 We can't take them out again tomorrow. 827 01:10:21,668 --> 01:10:22,782 Shit. 828 01:10:25,335 --> 01:10:27,906 Know that movie Escape from Alcatraz? 829 01:10:28,127 --> 01:10:31,160 Do I know it? It's my favorite movie. With Whoopi Goldberg. 830 01:10:31,377 --> 01:10:34,079 No, with Clint Eastwood. 831 01:10:34,293 --> 01:10:36,035 Clint Eastwood! 832 01:10:40,835 --> 01:10:43,999 René, are you OK? - Yeah. 833 01:10:44,210 --> 01:10:47,706 I jumped off the balcony. - That's pretty high, dude. 834 01:10:47,918 --> 01:10:52,825 Two storeys, niggah. Absinthe. - One storey, you know. 835 01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:59,368 In that movie these guys escape from prison. 836 01:10:59,585 --> 01:11:02,536 The Alcatraz guys don't find out until it's too late. 837 01:11:10,918 --> 01:11:12,459 Jordy, wake up. 838 01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,204 Jordy? 839 01:11:36,752 --> 01:11:39,536 Bart, is it going to work out? - We'll be fine. 840 01:11:40,210 --> 01:11:42,994 Let's go, bitch. - Yeah. 841 01:11:48,085 --> 01:11:51,782 Why the fuck are you driving, you drunk faggot? 842 01:11:52,002 --> 01:11:55,533 I'll walk, OK? With my broken foot. 843 01:11:56,085 --> 01:11:59,036 Does one of you know where they went? 844 01:12:00,085 --> 01:12:01,910 Jeffrey was talking... - Yes, hello? 845 01:12:02,127 --> 01:12:03,999 Good morning. - Police? 846 01:12:22,127 --> 01:12:23,501 Great job with the parking. 847 01:12:26,918 --> 01:12:28,708 The Dandelion? - Yes. 848 01:12:28,918 --> 01:12:30,080 Thank God. 849 01:12:31,168 --> 01:12:33,917 Hey, Duo Penotti. 850 01:12:34,752 --> 01:12:37,666 Nice to see you again. - Nice to see you again. 851 01:12:38,835 --> 01:12:43,706 Where do you know her from? - She wrote that card with her pussy. 852 01:12:45,835 --> 01:12:47,991 What are you doing here? - I help here every year. 853 01:12:48,210 --> 01:12:49,786 Snow White is my brother. 854 01:12:59,210 --> 01:13:02,161 What are we doing here? - Just sit down. It's a surprise. 855 01:13:05,668 --> 01:13:07,908 Dudes, hurry. We only have... 856 01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:09,865 René? 857 01:13:13,043 --> 01:13:14,619 What the fuck? 858 01:13:14,835 --> 01:13:16,328 You can't do this shit. 859 01:13:18,918 --> 01:13:20,459 Autistic. 860 01:13:47,793 --> 01:13:49,665 Prettiest Snow White I've ever seen. 861 01:13:49,877 --> 01:13:54,202 It's time for the final performance of this beautiful afternoon. 862 01:13:54,418 --> 01:13:57,369 Here are the boys and girls from the Dandelion. 863 01:13:57,585 --> 01:13:59,078 Give them a big hand. 864 01:14:19,168 --> 01:14:22,913 Hey, drifter. Get the hell out of our village. 865 01:14:23,127 --> 01:14:26,741 I'm looking for something to eat. - Get lost. 866 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,283 We don't need your kind here. 867 01:15:09,085 --> 01:15:11,325 Oh, no. He's dead. 868 01:15:12,043 --> 01:15:13,205 Over there. 869 01:15:18,710 --> 01:15:19,456 Shit. 870 01:15:20,793 --> 01:15:22,037 What's going on? 871 01:15:22,252 --> 01:15:24,740 Hey, come on, man! Goddam... 872 01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:30,501 Hey, come on! Goddammit, filthy pig. 873 01:15:30,710 --> 01:15:32,037 Sir, stay where you are. 874 01:15:41,335 --> 01:15:44,333 Hello son, you have to stop killing police officers. 875 01:15:44,543 --> 01:15:47,874 They drew first blood, not me. 876 01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:49,788 Sure. 877 01:15:54,168 --> 01:15:55,282 Put it down. 878 01:16:00,168 --> 01:16:02,787 Don't panic, people. I'm security. 879 01:16:03,502 --> 01:16:04,699 And let him go. 880 01:16:19,210 --> 01:16:20,584 Whisky. 881 01:16:23,793 --> 01:16:24,824 Anna. 882 01:17:12,918 --> 01:17:14,411 Max. 883 01:17:14,918 --> 01:17:16,292 Sure. 884 01:17:19,252 --> 01:17:21,621 Sorry, I'm a bit nervous. 885 01:17:23,293 --> 01:17:26,078 It will probably sound gay, but... 886 01:17:26,377 --> 01:17:29,908 Dear Anna, first off I want to say sorry. 887 01:17:30,543 --> 01:17:33,210 For the porn DVDs and everything. 888 01:17:35,168 --> 01:17:38,949 Well, I wanted to help Jordy and you. 889 01:17:41,793 --> 01:17:43,535 Anna, wait. 890 01:17:46,252 --> 01:17:51,585 I get that you're angry, but at me. Don't be angry at him. 891 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:57,824 I'm not made for that relationship shit with only one chick forever. 892 01:17:58,127 --> 01:18:01,125 I'm not made for romantic dates. 893 01:18:01,335 --> 01:18:05,329 I'm not a buddy for life you can share everything with. 894 01:18:05,543 --> 01:18:07,996 I don't consider you in bed. 895 01:18:08,377 --> 01:18:13,200 I'm not made for eternal faithfulness and growing old together. 896 01:18:14,293 --> 01:18:17,457 I'm not that kind of dude. But he... 897 01:18:18,877 --> 01:18:19,907 ...he is. 898 01:18:27,377 --> 01:18:28,869 Anna, I mean... 899 01:18:29,668 --> 01:18:32,121 ...I want... - What did you think? 900 01:18:33,835 --> 01:18:36,703 That you could use them to get me here? 901 01:18:37,877 --> 01:18:40,365 Those sexually frustrated autistic freaks? 902 01:18:48,293 --> 01:18:52,417 Walther P5, motherfuckers! 903 01:19:00,293 --> 01:19:02,284 Fuck the police. Fuck the police. 904 01:19:02,502 --> 01:19:04,492 I was born in jail, you don't know me. 905 01:19:09,585 --> 01:19:11,576 I love open relationships. 906 01:19:13,252 --> 01:19:14,365 Good. 907 01:19:24,043 --> 01:19:26,662 You're under arrest for suspected kidnapping. 908 01:19:30,418 --> 01:19:31,580 Oh, sorry. 909 01:19:32,043 --> 01:19:33,536 Are you OK? 910 01:19:34,293 --> 01:19:36,201 Oh man, I shot your leg. 911 01:19:36,418 --> 01:19:37,662 Fuck! 912 01:19:39,335 --> 01:19:43,080 6 WEEKS LATER 913 01:20:01,293 --> 01:20:05,204 Yeah, niggahs. We did our time. 914 01:20:05,418 --> 01:20:07,456 Thuglife. 915 01:20:09,210 --> 01:20:10,584 Now what? 916 01:20:12,752 --> 01:20:16,117 Shit, out of juice. - Mine too. 917 01:20:18,043 --> 01:20:22,416 Sorry, may we use your phone? 918 01:20:27,085 --> 01:20:28,459 Max! 919 01:20:29,418 --> 01:20:30,828 Max! 920 01:20:34,502 --> 01:20:37,251 Hey, Jordy. Everything OK? 921 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:41,326 Bro's before ho's. 922 01:20:43,627 --> 01:20:45,001 Sure. 923 01:21:05,168 --> 01:21:07,657 Those dudes did nothing but talk about you. 924 01:21:13,418 --> 01:21:16,203 I thought you should hear this from me... 925 01:21:17,210 --> 01:21:20,825 While you were in prison I fell in love. 926 01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:23,501 With Rick. 927 01:21:25,585 --> 01:21:28,369 Rick? - Rick Brandsteder. 928 01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:33,454 The son of that turd licker? 929 01:21:37,668 --> 01:21:40,453 Of course not. - Fucking bitch. 930 01:22:07,418 --> 01:22:10,998 Who do you think you're fucking with? Say hello to the friend. 931 01:22:11,210 --> 01:22:14,907 Jordy, it's: Say hello to my little friend. 932 01:22:16,252 --> 01:22:19,831 Stay hello with the little friend, Tony Montana! 933 01:22:22,002 --> 01:22:23,245 Perfect. 934 01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:24,621 Sure. 935 01:22:25,918 --> 01:22:29,663 Who'd have thought that would work. All that movie violence. 936 01:22:40,293 --> 01:22:42,414 Shit, go. They'll be right here. 937 01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:49,833 Ladies, could you start the show? 938 01:23:06,752 --> 01:23:10,200 Shit, man. Fucking 30. The beginning of the end. 939 01:23:10,418 --> 01:23:13,582 I'll probably be a yes-nodding stay-at-home dad in a few years. 940 01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:14,955 Cheers. 941 01:23:15,168 --> 01:23:19,541 I'll have two kids, a mini van and a gay-looking Golden Retriever. 942 01:23:19,752 --> 01:23:23,413 But fuck it. With Anna, I don't give a shit. 943 01:23:45,460 --> 01:23:47,332 hold me tight 944 01:23:47,543 --> 01:23:51,868 gently put my head on your shoulder. 945 01:23:52,543 --> 01:23:54,285 hold me tight 946 01:23:54,502 --> 01:23:58,542 and softly caress my hair 947 01:23:59,210 --> 01:24:01,366 hold me tight 948 01:24:01,585 --> 01:24:07,748 sometimes it all gets a bit too much 949 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,785 then all I want 950 01:24:10,002 --> 01:24:14,706 is your gentle touch. 951 01:24:23,668 --> 01:24:26,915 René, do you want to marry me? 952 01:24:28,585 --> 01:24:29,864 Yes. 953 01:24:52,793 --> 01:24:54,369 Suppose you have to choose: 954 01:24:54,585 --> 01:24:57,536 Those mud flaps of Suzanne's in your face, or... 955 01:24:57,752 --> 01:25:00,205 The horse. - Me too. 956 01:25:03,793 --> 01:25:06,957 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... 957 01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:09,455 ...by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. 958 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,449 Jaws. Yay. 959 01:25:30,335 --> 01:25:31,283 Sure. 960 01:25:50,835 --> 01:25:52,956 Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will... 961 01:25:53,168 --> 01:25:54,661 ...shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. 962 01:25:54,877 --> 01:25:56,666 For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. 963 01:25:56,877 --> 01:25:58,334 And fight. 964 01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:11,666 Adrian! - Rocky. 965 01:26:11,877 --> 01:26:15,124 Adrian! - Rocky. 966 01:26:15,335 --> 01:26:18,167 Adrian! - Rocky. 967 01:26:18,377 --> 01:26:23,034 They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! 968 01:26:36,835 --> 01:26:40,082 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger... 969 01:26:40,293 --> 01:26:42,498 ...those who try to poison and destroy my brothers. 970 01:27:02,543 --> 01:27:05,458 This one is for Gradje cunt! 971 01:27:10,460 --> 01:27:12,285 No one touches Maaskantje. 972 01:27:15,127 --> 01:27:18,575 Fucking retard! 973 01:27:18,793 --> 01:27:20,334 This big an explosion. 974 01:27:20,543 --> 01:27:23,956 OK, put your mouth on the curb. 975 01:27:24,168 --> 01:27:25,875 Put your mouth on the curb. 976 01:27:28,252 --> 01:27:30,787 OK and now say good night. 977 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:41,660 And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.71344

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