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You're either a Michael,
a Fredo, or a Sonny.
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I'm going to mix us up
some things here.
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Oh! I love what you've done
with what's left of the place.
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I always thought I was a Michael,
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but
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clearly, I'm a Sonny.
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I'm gonna mix us up some things here.
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Smoking crack on a marble floor,
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it just... it adds
a "last days of Rome" vibe
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to the whole enterprise.
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Clearly, I'm a Sonny.
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I mean, I self-destruct,
I'm easily provoked,
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and can't handle the big job
because I cannot handle myself.
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I'm also always had a lot
of trouble at toll booths.
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What's your story anyway?
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It's the story of cruelty,
greed, and death.
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Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.
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Only Dickens could make
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that kind of a tale amusing.
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You know what the key was to that?
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Silly names.
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Abject poverty in the Industrial Age
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goes down a lot smoother
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when it's happening
to Sweedlepipe Chuzzlewit.
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Shut up! Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Well...
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Fix... Oh!
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Kick him in the dick!
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Kick him in the dick!
Kick him in the dick!
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You take things too far.
Do you know that?
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Are you tired of it?
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Tired of always calling a game
that you never actually play?
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Oh!
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Batter up! Batter up!
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Batter up! Batter up, bitch.
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Whoo-hoo!
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I want you to fuck me on the front row!
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And I want you to lock eyes
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with the saddest dad you can find...
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One that only has visitation
on the weekends.
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Oh, I really wish that hadn't
just gotten me hard.
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There's nothing in
the Little Bear League rule book
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that says skunks can't play baseball.
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Papa Stinker's right! Play ball!
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Boy, I really want to find out
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what happened at the end
of "Little Stinkers 2."
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They threw us out of there before we
could find out who won the big game.
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I mean, you assume
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it's going to be the Stinkers,
but you don't know.
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You know, they already
greenlit part three.
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I mean, uh, could be an "Empire
Strikes Back" kind of a situation.
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This is a franchise that takes chances.
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I mean, nobody saw
the death of Susie Stinker
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coming at the end of part one,
but, uh, they went there.
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Have to get something special
from the bedroom.
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Ooh, if you want to go again,
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I'm gonna need
a little bit more downtime.
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You know, anal really takes
the lead out of my pencil.
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And my Viagra contact
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moved back to, uh, uh, uh, uh, um...
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I have something else in mind.
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Oh.
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What?
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Life is meaningless chaos.
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The only control you ever have
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is when you create some of your own!
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Uh-oh.
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You ready to go crazy?!
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I am.
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I just found some random pills
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in the secret, little
drug pocket of my pants here.
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Boy, I have no idea what these are.
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Well...
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You ready for an adventure?!
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Yes.
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Oh, we are definitely not
on the same page
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about how to spend this evening.
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Mnh-mnh. Hmm.
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Okay, I'm about
as all-American as they come.
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I love baseball, hot dogs,
apple pie, rye whiskey.
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I never got into handguns, though.
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Let's play Russian roulette.
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Oh, my God. Jesus.
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I thought you were gonna murder me.
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I mean, no, you understand, right?
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You give off a really murdery vibe.
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Oh, God. You know what?
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No. I'm gonna say no to this.
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Come on... Because...
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As much as I might hate my life...
and I do...
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I don't really want
to end it quite yet.
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Don't you?
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I've watched you choose death
every day you've been here.
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I'm just suggesting
we pick up the pace.
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Yeah, this is... this is fast
enough for me. Seriously.
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I mean, you know, my friends,
my family, they...
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Would what? What? They'd be devastated?
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You think so?
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There's a reason
we ended up here together.
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We've burned every possible bridge.
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I'm a burden to everybody
who's ever loved me...
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and I know the same is true of you.
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Yeah, it is.
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I mean, don't you want to know?
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Uh, know what?
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If you pull the trigger
and it goes click,
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are you gonna feel relief or regret?
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Pbht.
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That is something I'd like to know.
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All right. Here.
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Shit.
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What do you... How do you
start something like this?
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- Um...
- Jesus Christ.
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Alright, easy with that thing.
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Okay. We let the gun decide.
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Okay, we let the gun... Hey.
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Oh, I see. Alright.
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Oh boy.
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Alright. Okay. You know what?
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- L-L-Let... Let me...
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
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It does seem to be pointing
generally in your direction.
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So, I figure,
got a 1 in 6 chance, right?
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That's... what is that...
That's 16.66 percent.
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Uh, definitely faced
worse odds in my life.
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You probably have, too.
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Plus, if you factor in gravity,
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the bullet is likely to have settled
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towards the bottom
of the chamber there,
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so that means that, uh,
your odds are more like...
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Oh, sh...
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, sh... Oh!
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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Oh, come on!
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Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
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Ugh!
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You're alive?!
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Oh, my God.
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Look at your face.
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Hi.
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You took me to the hospital?
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Pussy.
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Alright, now, the doctor says
you're gonna be just fine.
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You were very fortunate.
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The bullet just grazed your scalp.
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Hey, e-easy there. Suicide watch.
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It's gonna be like that
for the next 24 hours.
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You just let me know if you need
me to get you a sip of water
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or to scratch an itch
or go down on you.
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Always said I'd do that
anytime, anyplace,
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and this would definitely
put that to the test.
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Can't believe I flinched
like a little bitch.
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Well, apparently,
it's very normal to flinch
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when a gun is pressed to your temple.
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Yeah, foolproof is right here,
underneath the chin.
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Just remembered the doctor told me
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not to share that with you.
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God damn it. I think... Whoa.
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I think those...
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I think the pills I took
are starting to kick in.
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How are you still here?
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Uh, it is after visiting hours,
but having scurvy
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makes you somewhat
of a medical celebrity
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with special privileges.
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No, stupid, why didn't
you drop me off and leave?
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Well, I had to know, God damn it.
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I mean, you pulled the trigger,
and you lived.
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You feel relief or regret?
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No.
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You didn't play the game.
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You don't get to know.
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- Well, I tried to play the game.
- No, you didn't.
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You were just a tourist getting
your kicks off my misery.
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And you think you're broken
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because your wife cheated on you
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and your daddy didn't love you?
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I know real pain.
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I know real pain.
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Now get the fuck out of here!
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Jim... Brockmire?
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Oh, God. What? What?
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The doctor said that you were
the one who brought her in.
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I just wanted to say thank you.
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Oh, yes, I did.
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Um...
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was it an accident?
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Hmm? Oh, God, no.
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No, she wanted to go.
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She did. But, you know, sh...
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Doctor says she's, um...
She'll be alright.
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Yeah, I know.
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Don't you want her to get better, man?
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I did... the first five times.
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Now I just want it to be over.
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Eh, well, she did say
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that she was a tremendous
burden on everybody...
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Whoever loved her.
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Nice to know we still
agree on something.
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She was the CEO of her own company.
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It's hard to come back from...
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What are you doing? Are you dancing?
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This looks bad, I'm sure. I'm so sorry.
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I, um, I took some mystery pills
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before she pulled out the gun earlier.
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Oh, boy, it must've been MDMA
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because, whoa,
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I'm vibing on that heart monitor.
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- You hear that?
- Stop now.
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I'm sorry. I'm sure this...
Oh, this is disrespectful.
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God damn it. I'm so sorry. I just...
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My body, it just has to talk right now.
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Ugh.
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What is wrong with you?
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So much! Just so, so much.
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Just...
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Idiot, Brockmire.
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You're such a stupid idiot.
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Oh, shit.
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Doctor on call to room 374.
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Doctor on call to room 374.
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Oh, I see a lot of new faces here,
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so I'm gonna introduce myself again.
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My name is Jimmy, and I work here.
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Now, you've joined us during
a very, very special week.
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This is our tribute to Ann-Margret.
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Now, yesterday, we watched Ann
say hello to the world
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in "Bye, Bye, Birdie."
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Tomorrow, we're gonna see her
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get just covered in baked beans
in "Tommy."
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But right now, boy, I think
this is her best performance.
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This is 1971's "Carnal Knowledge,"
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Mike Nichols' cynical
and incisive deconstruction
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of repression, sexuality, and monogamy.
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Also, you totally get to see
her yabbos,
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so enjoy.
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Why didn't you call me?
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Oh, Charles, I wanted to, I did,
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but, uh, well, at first,
I wasn't sure I'd be okay.
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And then, after I did
pull myself together, I...
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Well...
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I wasn't too sure
you'd like the new me.
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Of course I'd like you.
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Everything great in my life
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is as result of what you and I
built together.
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I-I love you, Jim.
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I-I love you, too, Ch...
I love you, too.
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I think this is the first time
I've seen you cry
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without being drunk
or watching "Field of Dreams."
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I'm ju... I'm sorry.
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I'm, like, a newborn baby.
I cry all the time now.
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Oh, man.
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Yesterday, I watched
a hummingbird eat at a feeder.
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I sobbed so hard, I gave myself
the hiccups all day.
259
00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:40,048
Well, um, listen, man.
260
00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:42,503
I came with some good news.
261
00:12:43,807 --> 00:12:48,924
Oakland wants to bring you on
as their fill-in announcer.
262
00:12:49,538 --> 00:12:52,328
You'd be back
in the big leagues... finally.
263
00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:55,646
How the hell is that possible?
264
00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:57,657
Well, I told them you were in rehab,
265
00:12:57,682 --> 00:12:59,079
and they flipped out.
266
00:12:59,151 --> 00:13:02,151
They want to sell it
as a redemption story.
267
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:08,336
Doesn't half the country still hate
my guts for calling Art a racist?
268
00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:11,054
I mean, what the hell changed?
269
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,400
Well, Art was caught
270
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,677
putting cameras in the girls' bathrooms
271
00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:18,372
at every Uncle Art's Chicken Shack.
272
00:13:19,139 --> 00:13:22,284
That and he was paying his black
employees 30 percent less,
273
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:24,897
but that story got a lot less traction.
274
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,398
Huh.
275
00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:33,251
I-I just... I can't believe
that I keep getting
276
00:13:33,324 --> 00:13:36,449
chance after chance like this, can you?
277
00:13:36,778 --> 00:13:40,204
Well, yeah. It's white privilege.
278
00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:45,709
So, is that a yes to Oakland?
279
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,763
Oh, Charles, I don't know.
280
00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:49,916
I mean, I figured out how to live here.
281
00:13:49,941 --> 00:13:52,141
Out there's an entirely
different story.
282
00:13:52,428 --> 00:13:54,058
You can't hide forever, Jim.
283
00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:56,928
Yeah, sure I can.
I probably should, too, Charles.
284
00:13:56,953 --> 00:13:59,352
I mean, I'm an alcoholic,
and I'm a drug addict.
285
00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,617
And a baseball man.
286
00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:03,574
That's where you'll always belong.
287
00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:06,926
Well...
288
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:10,487
does this mean you'd be coming with me?
289
00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:14,348
No.
290
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,173
I've built something in New Orleans.
291
00:14:17,197 --> 00:14:18,968
I have to stay.
292
00:14:21,244 --> 00:14:24,054
But I'll always be in your life.
293
00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:27,715
I know you've lost a few
friends, but I haven't.
294
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:30,315
I'm not gonna let you ruin
my perfect record.
295
00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:34,207
Thank you, Charles.
296
00:14:34,468 --> 00:14:35,804
Alright.
297
00:14:38,352 --> 00:14:39,968
Sorry.
298
00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:41,731
Geez.
299
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,432
- I'm ridiculous. I'm...
- It's a lot.
300
00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:46,127
I'm fine. Just pretend I'm not crying.
301
00:14:46,248 --> 00:14:50,024
Seriously. Pull yourself together.
302
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,188
This... This... This is a lot.
303
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,623
Sorry.
304
00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:57,633
But, uh, I think I've found someone
305
00:14:57,658 --> 00:14:59,888
to help you get settled in Oakland.
306
00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:04,615
Oh, come on.
307
00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:05,898
Hi.
308
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:10,149
- Hey.
- Hi.
309
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:12,908
You look great.
310
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:14,892
No, you look great.
311
00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:16,438
Thank you.
312
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,885
Hey, did I hear that the Frackers
313
00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,110
won the pennant this year?
314
00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:22,899
- They did.
- Oh, my God.
315
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:24,867
My God, Jules, congratulations.
316
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,642
I also did some consulting work
317
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,207
for Scranton Wilkes-Barre last season.
318
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,762
That's the Yankees' AAA team.
319
00:15:30,787 --> 00:15:32,857
Oh, come on. That's big time!
320
00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:34,752
I'm... I'm very impressed.
321
00:15:35,153 --> 00:15:37,610
Oh, boy. Congrats, Jules.
322
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,503
Thank you.
323
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,990
Alright, look, um...
324
00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,659
...I do want to tell you something.
325
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:48,408
Hey, I thought there were
going to be tits in this movie.
326
00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:50,351
There will be. There will.
327
00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:52,599
So far, it's just a whole lot
of Art Garfunkel.
328
00:15:52,677 --> 00:15:54,237
Well, it's also a young Mike Nichols
329
00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:56,045
growing as a visual artist
330
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,540
and a very restrained performance
331
00:15:57,588 --> 00:15:58,788
by a young Jack Nicholson.
332
00:15:58,813 --> 00:15:59,884
But maybe your junky ass
333
00:15:59,909 --> 00:16:01,049
don't see so good anymore, huh?
334
00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:02,292
Is that the problem? It's okay.
335
00:16:02,388 --> 00:16:04,256
- Huh? Get... Get out of here!
- Hey, hey, hey.
336
00:16:04,281 --> 00:16:05,453
- Go on!
- Hey! Hey!
337
00:16:05,478 --> 00:16:06,502
No, they can't be...
338
00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:07,558
Sorry. Sorry. Calm down.
339
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:08,843
I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
340
00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,967
Is there some place private
we could talk?
341
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,430
Yeah, of course. I'm sorry.
342
00:16:13,498 --> 00:16:15,798
Just go right... right in there.
343
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,496
Well, this is my room.
344
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,900
Got kind of a lot of down time here,
345
00:16:26,925 --> 00:16:28,148
so I work through some of that
346
00:16:28,173 --> 00:16:30,483
by kind of compulsively painting.
347
00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:33,769
I see that face in my dreams
every single night.
348
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,006
I figure it's got
to mean something, right?
349
00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:39,487
That's Pete Rose.
350
00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:40,993
No, it's not!
351
00:16:44,999 --> 00:16:47,368
- Holy shit. That's Pete Rose.
- Yep.
352
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,322
Shit!
353
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:52,580
Well... not doing that anymore.
354
00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:54,034
Fricking hate Pete Rose.
355
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,340
Not funny. I spent a lot
of time on this shit.
356
00:17:01,178 --> 00:17:04,964
So, you.
357
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:07,105
Yeah, hey.
358
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,108
If you went through all 12 steps,
359
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,355
how come I never got my amends?
360
00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:14,818
That's the best part of having
your friends get sober...
361
00:17:14,843 --> 00:17:16,232
The apology tour.
362
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:17,805
- Right.
- Hey.
363
00:17:17,891 --> 00:17:19,657
Hey, you can start
364
00:17:19,682 --> 00:17:21,152
with the time you pissed the bed
365
00:17:21,177 --> 00:17:22,977
and tried to convince me I'd done it.
366
00:17:23,138 --> 00:17:26,196
Oh, shit. I couldn't produce
that much urine in a week.
367
00:17:27,454 --> 00:17:29,053
I'm gonna call that,
but it sounds like me,
368
00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:31,054
and I do apologize for that.
369
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,856
But thing is that the program dictates
370
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,617
we're not supposed
to make amends if doing so
371
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,086
would cause injury to others.
372
00:17:37,111 --> 00:17:39,171
So, you know, I figured if you
were happy and everything,
373
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:41,196
I wouldn't reopen old wounds.
374
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:42,511
You know.
375
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:46,030
Please. I am the toughest guy you know.
376
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,160
Hit me with your best shot.
377
00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:52,026
Give me your most dangerous apology.
378
00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:57,493
Alright.
379
00:18:00,508 --> 00:18:02,134
Well...
380
00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,677
You know, it took me coming here
381
00:18:06,702 --> 00:18:09,838
to understand the truth that
you just kept trying to tell me,
382
00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,426
that life is a series of choices.
383
00:18:12,588 --> 00:18:14,458
And ultimately, I really didn't have
384
00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:16,383
the power to make different ones.
385
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:20,426
You know, the moments that I
beat myself up over the most...
386
00:18:20,511 --> 00:18:22,430
And not the dark ones,
387
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:25,231
those just led me
on the path to sobriety.
388
00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:27,173
No, it...
389
00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:29,138
What keeps me up at night
390
00:18:29,163 --> 00:18:31,796
is every single time
I walked away from you.
391
00:18:31,951 --> 00:18:33,281
Now, every choice I made
392
00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:35,736
that took me in the opposite
direction of you,
393
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,340
that was the wrong one.
394
00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:42,087
Jules...
395
00:18:42,207 --> 00:18:44,747
I'm so sorry I couldn't
be a better man to you.
396
00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:46,030
I am.
397
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:50,420
I mean, in a life so full of regrets,
398
00:18:51,513 --> 00:18:53,515
you'll always be my biggest one.
399
00:19:01,423 --> 00:19:04,085
That's what you were afraid to tell me?
400
00:19:05,908 --> 00:19:07,824
Shit.
401
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:12,576
Just wish I had recorded it so
I could have it for my ringtone.
402
00:19:14,134 --> 00:19:16,464
Well, I'm glad that my words
could bring you some comfort,
403
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,949
- but...
- Thank you.
404
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:21,550
...we are supposed to back up
our words with positive actions.
405
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:24,060
- So...
- Oh.
406
00:19:24,569 --> 00:19:27,733
...Jules, if there's anything
I can do for you
407
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:31,128
to make it up to you, anything,
408
00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:34,398
I want you to let me know, okay?
409
00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:36,067
Okay.
410
00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:44,702
I-I want you to say healthy.
411
00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:46,797
That's what you need
to focus on right now, okay?
412
00:19:46,822 --> 00:19:47,880
- Okay.
- Alright.
413
00:19:47,905 --> 00:19:49,845
- Oh, I...
- You ready to go to Oakland?
414
00:19:50,218 --> 00:19:52,536
Oakland? No. God, no.
415
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,450
You know, I mean, I'll try
my best and go anyway, but...
416
00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:56,967
Yeah, you will.
417
00:19:57,007 --> 00:19:58,447
Yeah, I will.
418
00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:00,819
There's one thing I'd like to do
419
00:20:00,844 --> 00:20:02,084
before I get out of here, though.
420
00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:06,331
So, how's it going, Charles?
How's Yvonne?
421
00:20:07,326 --> 00:20:09,438
She's good.
422
00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:10,727
Yeah, really good.
423
00:20:11,997 --> 00:20:13,473
Um...
424
00:20:13,674 --> 00:20:17,544
she cheated on me,
uh, with my friend Dave,
425
00:20:17,691 --> 00:20:20,491
and, well, they're in love now,
426
00:20:20,578 --> 00:20:23,206
and she's pregnant.
427
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,701
And somehow, they convinced me
428
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,928
it would be a good idea
for them to live in my house.
429
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:32,337
So, every day's a waking nightmare.
430
00:20:34,504 --> 00:20:37,744
Charles, you were forced
at a very young age
431
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,185
to do some very adult things,
432
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,140
not the least of which
was taking care of me.
433
00:20:41,187 --> 00:20:42,457
Which you did very well, by the way.
434
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:43,942
But you know what?
435
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,452
You still got a lot
of growing yet to do.
436
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,790
Your best is yet to come.
I promise you.
437
00:20:51,064 --> 00:20:52,671
Thanks, Jim.
438
00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:57,292
Hey.
439
00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,033
Gents.
440
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:01,257
Oh, man.
441
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,073
Well, you can't expect me to stay sober
442
00:21:09,098 --> 00:21:10,740
in a place this depressing.
443
00:21:19,438 --> 00:21:21,595
So, the suspense is killing me.
444
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:24,121
What made you finally
pussy out and get sober?
445
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:29,484
I just got tired of being such
a burden on all my loved ones.
446
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,740
And I realized that my death
was probably not gonna be
447
00:21:31,765 --> 00:21:33,554
a solution to that problem.
448
00:21:33,664 --> 00:21:37,064
If anything, it was just gonna
make it more permanent.
449
00:21:37,211 --> 00:21:40,211
No, if I wanted to undo
all the damage that I had done,
450
00:21:40,236 --> 00:21:42,836
I was gonna have to become
a sober, responsible adult
451
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,398
for the first time in my life.
452
00:21:44,468 --> 00:21:46,828
And maybe, just maybe, if I did that,
453
00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:50,213
I'd be fortunate enough
to get to do things like
454
00:21:50,712 --> 00:21:52,632
spend time with you two again.
455
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,182
My guess was gonna be heroin.
456
00:21:58,268 --> 00:21:59,555
No.
457
00:21:59,717 --> 00:22:01,414
No drug could have ever gotten me
458
00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:03,033
to that place of truth, believe me.
459
00:22:03,132 --> 00:22:05,392
I think you're wildly
underestimating heroin.
460
00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:09,272
I just want to do all the things
461
00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:11,358
I never had time for before.
462
00:22:12,828 --> 00:22:15,242
Like watch this sunset, for example.
463
00:22:19,098 --> 00:22:20,498
Okay, how long do I have to do this
464
00:22:20,523 --> 00:22:21,831
before I'm able to say that I did it?
465
00:22:21,856 --> 00:22:25,456
Most people wait 'til
it's actually completely set.
466
00:22:28,108 --> 00:22:30,238
Well, Jesus Christ. Is it even moving?
467
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:35,640
Was there a time when this was fun?
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