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Listen my
children and you shall hear,
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a warning you must heed
before the fear.
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One if by land,
two if by sea,
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soon overtaken
we all will be.
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We need
an officer en route to a 390
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at the corner of
Broadripple and Carrollton.
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I have seen them,
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I have faced them,
I have survived them.
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Copy that.
Do we have a description?
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A hyper-evolved
being with one mind, one pulse.
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Female,
brunette, mid to late 30s.
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They manifest
themselves as you and me.
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Reported last trying
her keys in multiple vehicles.
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If we're lucky,
they need only our resources.
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If we're not...
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All right, copy.
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...they plan on complete extermination.
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En route to
Broadripple and Carrollton.
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We can't know for certain,
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but one thing I know,
trust no one.
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We are not alone.
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They are here,
but you can't see them.
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They lie dormant amongst the
most familiar of us for now.
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Trust no one!
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The threat is real.
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They're coming,
they're coming,
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they're coming.
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All right, step forward.
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All right,
state your name.
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Steven Carlton Marra, 23.
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All right. Profile.
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All right, there ya go.
Next. Come on.
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State your name.
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Jeremy Alan Phillips. 24.
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All right. Profile.
All right, good.
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All right, stay right there.
Come here, you.
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All right. Now we need to get this on
camera for legal purposes, all right?
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So repeat after me.
I, state your name.
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- I, Steven Carlton Marra.
- I, Jeremy Alan Phillips.
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Will obey
every order given to me.
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Will obey every
order given to me.
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Because there ain't
no mountain high enough.
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Because there ain't
no mountain high enough.
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Ain't no valley
low enough.
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Come on, fellas, say it!
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There ain't
no valley low enough.
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♪ To keep me from gettin'
To you, babe ♪
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry,
this never gets old.
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I'm just kidding.
We're family right, cuz?
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Kind of.
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You guys ever been
on a ride along before?
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Look, I don't know
if you know this,
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but Indy, it's one of the most
dangerous places in the nation.
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- No it's not.
- Hey, a lot of shit goes down here.
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It makes you proud
to wear this badge.
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Oh, we have fun, too.
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Serve and protect,
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but chill and respect.
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Capiche?
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Good, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom,
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squeeze some piss out
of this legend,
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and then we'll get
this party ♪ started! ♪
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Come on,
bring it in, bring it in.
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Boom! That's what
I'm talkin' about.
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Oh, BRB!
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♪ Ain't no mount... ♪
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Whew!
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How is he
your cousin again?
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Nah, forget that.
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He's just the cousin
of the guy my mom's seeing.
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Guy's a douche,
but what the hell.
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Asshole's letting us
do this, right?
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Well, what time do you think we're
going to get out of here tonight?
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'Cause it's Friday,
and I was...
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Friday's the best day
for this, man.
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That's when
this shit goes down.
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I'm telling you,
it's gonna be epic.
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And, besides, we haven't,
like, chilled, in forevs, dude.
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It's gonna be dope.
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It's gonna be like
our own episode of Cops.
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What's better than that, man?
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You want me
to make you a list?
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Hey, check this out.
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What?! Are you going
hipster on everyone now?
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Are you Buddy Holly?
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Nah, I got something
that nutsack don't have.
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A camera.
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There's a mini-ass camera
in these.
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Remember Rob Portman?
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He's the one
that told me about 'em.
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Likes to use 'em
when he's...
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Whoa.
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Yeah, guy's a creep,
but maybe a genius.
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He's not gonna
let you wear those.
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Why not?
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With the whole excessive police
force blowing up in the news,
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all the cities
got paranoid
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and installed those cameras
in the cruisers.
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- What's one more?
- Why do we need to film this?
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To expose
the seedy underbelly
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of the corrupt
criminal justice system,
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which is supporting
the ulterior motives
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of the municipal government,
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which caters to
the oligarchs in Washington,
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which are just foot soldiers
to the Illuminati,
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which have been sent here
by the demonic forces...
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I swear if you mention
Illuminati, conspiracies,
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or any of your paranoid bullshit
one more time, I'm outta here.
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I've listened to it since high
school, and I'm done with it.
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You need to grow up.
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You know, if you would have applied
yourself to your academics
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the way that
you do to these theories,
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you could have
actually gone somewhere.
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- Like Fordham?
- Yes, like Fordham.
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You know, it's actually one
of the top institutions
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in the country
academically speaking.
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You sure the Illuminati didn't recruit
you while you were at Fordham?
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They like to troll those gothic
institutions, like, whoa.
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- You have to be the biggest...
- Boom!
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- Let's do this!
- Shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Ahh, nice glasses, Elton!
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Look at this guy!
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- Your glasses.
- Whatever.
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- Did you get it?
- Whatever.
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Ahh.
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Hey, buckle up!
It's the law!
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I'm just kidding.
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Well, maybe
you two Nancies should.
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What are you guys, like,
butt buddies or something?
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I'm just kidding.
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If you guys are gay
for each other,
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that's totally fine
with me, man.
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And it's, like, legal now.
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Like, for real.
Like, rainbows!
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- Car 86.
- Good God, this bitch!
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We have a 10-54 in progress
on Rosemont and Grand.
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What's your 20?
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Dispatch,
I'm clear on that traffic.
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10-9, Car 86,
didn't get that.
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Um... I'm at the corner
of Main and 20th about...
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- No, we're actually.
- Shh! Shut your damn mouth!
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Uh... I'm out of range.
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- Copy, Car 86
- Devil woman.
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Get somebody else
to do your bitch work.
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It's like I don't
know this chick.
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She's been here
for, like, six weeks
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and she thinks she runs
the place, you know?
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Not a real people person,
if you know what I mean.
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I don't get it, but it's
like somebody took a tampon
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and shoved it up
her [whistles]
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And forgot about it.
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Hey, it happens.
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I've seen it.
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Whoa!
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Hold onto your cocks,
dicks.
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Facebook
ain't got shit on this.
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Put in a license plate
and, uh, pa-pow!
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Spencer Bateman,
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42, married,
lives downtown.
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Two prior convictions
of possession of marijuana.
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What are you doing, man?
He's getting away.
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Getting away?
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- Whoa!
- Sheez!
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Now, I don't
want to scare you boys,
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but Indy, it's one of the most dangerous
places in the nation right now.
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This type of stuff
is common.
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Now, I don't know
how this is gonna end,
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but I just wanted to let you
boys know to prepare yourself.
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You guys
ever shot a gun before?
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Yeah, yeah, I have.
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All right. Underneath
the seat, there are two boxes.
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A black box
and a white box.
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The black box
has the gun,
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and the white box
has the Taser.
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- Which has the gun?
- The black one.
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All right,
which has the Taser?
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- White one.
- All right. Good, good.
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All righty, here we go!
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Oh, shit!
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Whoa!
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Whoo!
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Here we go, boys!
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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucka!
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Hell, yeah! That's
what I'm talkin' about.
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Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
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Whoo!
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Oh-ho!
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- Holy shit!
- Shit!
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- Here you are.
- Aaah!
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Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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Get the Taser!
Get the Taser!
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- Taser!
- Are you sure that's the Taser?
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Yeah, bro. This is
what they look like now.
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Can't hold him much longer!
Come here.
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I don't know, man.
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Pull the trigger.
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Aaah!
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Pull the trigger,
you pussy! Come on!
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Aah! Aah!
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Oh, sh...
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You shot him.
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- No, no, no. I got the Taser.
- You shot him.
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You said the black box.
I got the Taser.
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That's what you said!
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- I said get the Taser, not the gun!
- That's what I got!
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I said get the Taser!
Not the gun!
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You shot him!
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No, no, no. I was...
Marcus, I swear,
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I was just following
your orders.
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Stand right here.
Stand right here.
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- Stand right here!
- No, no!
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- Stand right here!
- No! You told me!
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- Stand right here!
- Oh ho!
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Look at the camera!
Look at the camera.
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Repeat after me.
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I, Jeremy Alan.
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I, Jeremy Alan...
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Am on Candid
freakin' Camera!
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What?!
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A blood packet!
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Are you serious?!
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They're blanks!
Blanks!
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I just saw the funniest
shit in the entire world.
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You know what
wasn't funny, Bateman?
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You hitting me in the face!
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That wasn't in the script!
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Improv! It just felt right
in the moment!
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But good God, though.
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Look at his face!
Look at... Look at!
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Oh, my... Oh, man!
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Oh, it's so good.
It's so good!
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All right,
mandatory pit-stop, fellas.
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All right,
let's get out of here.
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Nah, man,
we're just getting started.
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You want to stay after that?
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Whatever, dude.
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Just... just wait
until the sun goes down.
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It's gonna be dope, man,
like the hood and shit.
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We're gonna get
some golden footage.
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We live in Indianapolis,
Jeremy.
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There's not a hood here.
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Come on, dude.
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We never
just hang anymore.
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- What are you gonna...
- All right!
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All right!
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Fine, but any more shit
like that and we leave.
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Scout's honor.
251
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,330
All right. You looked like a
bitch back there by the way.
252
00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:48,373
- Hey. You would have been that way, too.
- I'm just saying.
253
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,125
- Just putting facts out there.
- I pulled out the Taser.
254
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,585
"Oh, man, it was the Taser,
it was the Taser."
255
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,003
You were sitting in the back
like a bitch, too.
256
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,296
You didn't even
jump to the rescue.
257
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:55,923
They didn't
have me on camera.
258
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:57,507
Hey, man, don't spill.
I know it's Friday.
259
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,468
I was your age once.
260
00:11:59,676 --> 00:12:01,637
Not too long ago,
you know.
261
00:12:01,845 --> 00:12:02,763
Here you go.
262
00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:04,765
- All right.
- Oh, yeah!
263
00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:06,558
Let me get
one of these things.
264
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:07,935
What about me?
265
00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:11,605
You know,
somebody's got to drive.
266
00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:13,440
She's all yours.
267
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,735
You pulling my dick?
268
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,195
Hey,
no dick-pulling here.
269
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,155
She's all yours, cuz.
270
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,865
Be careful with her,
though, cuz, all right?
271
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,158
Yes!
272
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:43,887
I... I knew it!
273
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,266
I knew it.
Chelsea Lyle did get a DUI.
274
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:49,268
She could plow
through a bus stop full of kids.
275
00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:51,812
I'd gave her a warning
and my number.
276
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,563
Man.
277
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,816
I mean, is it the chin nub
that does it for you, Marcus?
278
00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:58,318
Actually,
it's the giant tits.
279
00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,778
You can't even see them.
280
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,446
Yeah, but you know
they're there.
281
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,407
Yeah, dude. She did
have some pretty big tits.
282
00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:06,201
Who the hell are you,
some kind of like Don Juan?
283
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,494
You mean
you wouldn't hit that?
284
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,621
Maybe,
I have some standards.
285
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:13,458
Oh, you cannot have standards
when you're only into one girl.
286
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,503
Ooh... gossip.
287
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,963
What's her name?
What's her name?!
288
00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:19,256
- Check this out.
- There isn't a name.
289
00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:20,549
- Emma Harris.
- How you spell it?
290
00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:21,967
- E-M-M-A.
- Jeremy, seriously!
291
00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:24,303
- Cut it out! I'm serious!
- H-A-R-R-I-S.
292
00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:26,346
Bam. Whoa!
293
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,973
She is smokin' hot.
294
00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:30,058
And that's
her license pic.
295
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,893
Imagine what she looks
like in real life.
296
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,438
Man, please tell me
you are hittin' that.
297
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:35,897
- Nah. He wishes.
- Please.
298
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,482
She wanted some
from him so bad, though,
299
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,484
but this guy
was too stupid to see.
300
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:43,071
OK. He's making it sound like
she was throwing herself at me.
301
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,699
She was, man,
and everybody knew it.
302
00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:47,617
Why do you think
she kept inviting you
303
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,036
down to the lake house when
her parents weren't home?
304
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:51,330
Oh,
her parents weren't home?
305
00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:54,041
And Steve liked her, too.
Like, a lot, a lot.
306
00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:56,043
But Prince Hairy Bush
over here
307
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:58,003
was either too stupid or too
dickless to make a move.
308
00:13:58,211 --> 00:13:59,796
Dude, you have
got to shave that shit.
309
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,423
It's not true.
310
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:02,841
I was... I just didn't know
how to approach her.
311
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,217
I was trying
to be a gentleman.
312
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,635
By What?
313
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,054
Not giving the girl
what she wanted?
314
00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:08,472
The gentlemanly thing
to do
315
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:13,018
is to say thank you
and to head downtown.
316
00:14:13,226 --> 00:14:16,063
You mean like downtown?
317
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:18,065
Down-town.
318
00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:19,316
Whoa! Listen, dude.
319
00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:21,318
She may have
the holiest of holy,
320
00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:23,570
but my donut-eater ain't going
nowhere near that honeypot.
321
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,780
I'm telling... Hey! Hey!
322
00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,448
OK. Check this out.
323
00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:29,034
You like it when girls
go down on you, right?
324
00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:30,118
Dude, I love that shit.
325
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,703
Well, so do they, man.
326
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,330
I'm telling you,
it's the 21st century.
327
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,207
Chicks are just dudes
with tits these days.
328
00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:37,042
I can kind of hear
what you're selling.
329
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,293
All right, all right.
330
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,878
But all the rug munching
in the world
331
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,421
ain't going to help you
with Emma now, bro.
332
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,840
What's that supposed
to mean, Jeremy?
333
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,759
Do you think she's
out of my league?
334
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,761
She's always been
out of your league, dude.
335
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:50,013
But that's not it,
man.
336
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,766
I'm telling you, Emma is definitely
not the girl you used to know.
337
00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,726
No, I know that.
I've seen her Facebook page.
338
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,396
She's got the nose ring
going, and the new look.
339
00:14:57,604 --> 00:14:58,814
And I'm diggin' it.
340
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,108
Of course you are.
It's hot. I know.
341
00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,777
But when beautiful girls
like that have a nose ring,
342
00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:05,237
it's for a reason, man.
343
00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,197
What the hell does
that mean?
344
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,698
It means she's feisty.
345
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,034
More like she'd eat Steve up
and spit him out.
346
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,327
I'd love to see that.
347
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,578
I would love to see that.
348
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,163
She would not eat me up.
349
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,415
- Yes, she would.
- I'd eat her up,
350
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:18,417
'cause I'm a wild tiger!
351
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:22,295
And I'd go ranngrrrr!
352
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:31,430
Don't ever say that
in this car again.
353
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,765
Ever. Like, in life.
354
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,565
OK, bigshot.
Let's see if she's home.
355
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:45,652
All right. Pimpmobile 86
coming in hot!
356
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,864
Hold on, no,
we don't have to do that.
357
00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:52,534
Uh...
358
00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:54,369
Uh, guys, guys.
We don't have to do that.
359
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,664
Oh, come on!
360
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,264
Emma Harris.
Come out with your hands up!
361
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,183
- Emma!
- Come here!
362
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:17,392
Shut up.
363
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,019
- Shut up.
- Get off of me.
364
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,271
Jeremy, what...
365
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:26,693
Steve? Steve Marra?
366
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,404
The prodigal son returns.
367
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,156
I haven't seen you
since you left Indy
368
00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:33,658
and became
too good for us.
369
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,620
Come here.
370
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,875
Uh, what's that?
371
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,460
It's a ride along.
372
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:46,796
Lieutenant Officer Marcus
Wilder at your service.
373
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,342
But you,
you can call me Marcus.
374
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,843
Or you can call me
Thundereagle.
375
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,678
That's my call sign.
376
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,140
Awesome.
377
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,059
It's nice to meet you,
Marcus. I'm Emma.
378
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,977
Emma. Emma.
379
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,650
Wow.
380
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,027
I've never seen a cop car
look like this.
381
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,404
Oh, it's a special edition
pursuit-rated vehicle.
382
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,782
It's built for hunting
the baddest on the road.
383
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:17,160
Zero to 60 faster than a
hobo on a ham sandwich.
384
00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:25,085
It looks like something
out of RoboCop.
385
00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:26,795
Yeah,
she's a real beaut, huh?
386
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:29,714
We've been riding
around in her all day.
387
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,841
I don't know
if you knew this, but, uh,
388
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,095
Indy's actually one of the most
dangerous places in the nation, so...
389
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:38,348
You know, we just wanted to come
see where all the shit goes down.
390
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,356
Hey, nope, nope, asshole.
391
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,857
Get in the back.
392
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,239
You know how it goes,
you know how it goes.
393
00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:56,700
Emma, Emma, Emma.
394
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:10,880
♪ Cruisin'
down the street Cuz I'm Five-O ♪
395
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,133
♪ Friskin' the hunnies
Pullin' over the ho's ♪
396
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,552
♪ I'm on your ass
In hot pursuit ♪
397
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,179
♪ Yo pull over, baby
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you ♪
398
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,849
♪ Cuz the boys in blue
We ball so hard ♪
399
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:24,728
♪ I'll ticket ya ass
If you disregard ♪
400
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,605
♪ Me and my crew
We run the city ♪
401
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:30,775
♪ When I flash my lights
Yo flash them titties ♪
402
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,111
We don't have no clue
where the fuck we're going.
403
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:40,118
Aha! Aha!
404
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:43,413
Beautiful!
What is that, velvet?
405
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,957
There's nice little pond.
406
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,459
That's a beautiful pond.
407
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:52,088
And that,
ladies and Johnsons,
408
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,924
is what you call
a California stop.
409
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,971
Uh-oh. Here we go. Now
you're paying attention.
410
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,685
Flash 'em.
411
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,937
- Me?
- Yeah.
412
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,940
Pull over!
413
00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:17,238
Let's see what
we've got right here.
414
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,789
5-Y-C-6-7-A.
415
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,207
Boom!
416
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:30,460
Oh!
Brandie Roddenfield.
417
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:34,255
She is smokin'! Man!
418
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,299
Brunette,
419
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,468
237 Hollybrook Court. 35.
420
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,638
MILF, right?
5'3", 110 pounds.
421
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,306
- Oh, she's tiny.
- I know her.
422
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,309
Ah. 1200 on her SAT.
423
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,270
Oh, she lost
her virginity at 15.
424
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:52,899
I'm just kidding.
425
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,693
You can't tell
from looking at the screen.
426
00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,194
Be nice
if you could though, huh?
427
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,321
Hell, I don't know when
she got her cherry popped,
428
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,615
but she is smokin'!
429
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,660
I'm sorry.
430
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:06,413
My tender
sensibilities, sir!
431
00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:08,456
She goes to my yoga studio.
432
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,959
Ooh... bendable.
433
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,502
She's sweet.
434
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,713
Sweet, tiny...
435
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,131
bendy!
436
00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:17,424
On it!
437
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,054
Dispatch, we got a 24-44 on
Route 44 and Washington Ave.
438
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,097
Uh, copy.
439
00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:26,558
You copy a plate?
440
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:32,105
5-Y-C-6-7-A.
A 2015 issue. Copy?
441
00:20:32,313 --> 00:20:34,482
That's a negative, 86.
Disengage.
442
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,485
Bitch, you are not about
to cock-block me right now.
443
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,028
86, do you copy?
444
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:40,363
Could you repeat that?
445
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,282
Disengage immediately.
446
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,496
Car 86, clear.
Over and out.
447
00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,003
How do I look?
448
00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:56,671
She just told you
to lay off.
449
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,923
Dude, her rules
don't apply to me.
450
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,509
♪ I'm a P-I-M-P ♪
451
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,554
Besides, I'll give Brandie a
warning and a mustache ride.
452
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:05,889
Am I right?
Am I right?
453
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:07,140
Yeah, that's my cuz!
454
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:08,850
That's how we roll.
455
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:12,312
Watch and learn.
Watch and learn.
456
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,356
Brandie Roddenfield.
457
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,401
What a douche.
458
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,069
Does he actually think
that's going to work?
459
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,446
You'd be surprised.
460
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:24,491
Girls appreciate
a guy with balls.
461
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:30,371
What?! Oh, my God,
what is she doing?!
462
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,917
Oh, shit!
463
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,928
Did she see us?
464
00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:46,387
I don't think so.
465
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,684
The radio, the radio.
466
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:56,606
Officer down.
We have an officer down.
467
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,358
Say over,
you got to say over.
468
00:21:58,566 --> 00:22:02,445
This is car 86.
We have an officer dow...
469
00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:07,659
Drive, Steve! Drive! Drive!
470
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,544
Shit.
471
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:24,217
It's OK. We're OK.
472
00:22:24,425 --> 00:22:27,053
It's OK.
It's over, we're OK.
473
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,305
I don't think so, man.
She just got up!
474
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,974
I just hit her with a car
really damn hard!
475
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:32,475
How could she just get up?
476
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,977
Dude, I know what I saw!
She made it!
477
00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:35,562
Why is she attacking us?
478
00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:37,397
We saw what she did to Marcus!
We're witnesses!
479
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:38,606
Maybe she was on drugs.
480
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:39,774
Maybe she's not human!
481
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,234
Maybe you're an idiot!
482
00:22:41,442 --> 00:22:43,152
Car 86, do you read me?
483
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,697
- Answer it.
- No, no, no! Don't... don't, man!
484
00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:47,282
- But why not?
- I don't know.
485
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:48,867
Are you crazy?
486
00:22:49,075 --> 00:22:51,578
Car 86, I repeat,
do you read me?
487
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,162
Respond. Over.
488
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:56,416
What about Marcus?
489
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,921
Help! This is Car 86!
We have an officer down!
490
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,090
Officer Wilder
was just attacked. He's...
491
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,884
Ma'am, please calm down.
492
00:23:06,092 --> 00:23:08,845
I'll need you to follow
my exact instructions
493
00:23:09,053 --> 00:23:10,138
so we can get you to safety.
494
00:23:10,346 --> 00:23:12,849
Proceed to 1720 Kent Avenue.
495
00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:15,351
What about Marcus?
496
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,937
An officer will meet you there
to escort you to the station.
497
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:21,232
Keep this channel clear
for police communication only.
498
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:24,152
Proceed
to Kent Ave immediately.
499
00:23:42,378 --> 00:23:46,507
Is this
an abandoned building?
500
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:48,301
Jeremy, are you sure you put
the address in correctly?
501
00:23:48,509 --> 00:23:50,720
I put it in correctly.
502
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,555
There's no way
this is right.
503
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,312
Hello,
this is car 86.
504
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,439
We've arrived
at the location.
505
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,274
No one is here.
506
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:04,859
Over.
507
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,986
Is there anyone here? Over.
508
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,035
Why isn't she responding?
509
00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,204
I need some air.
510
00:24:16,412 --> 00:24:20,833
No, I don't think that we should
get out of the car, Emma.
511
00:24:22,251 --> 00:24:23,878
I was wrong, man.
512
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:25,922
Look like she's
totally into you.
513
00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:45,608
Dispatch
to any unit in range.
514
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:48,945
We have a Code 10-31
on Route 44 at Washington Ave.
515
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,571
Over.
516
00:24:52,156 --> 00:24:54,450
Dispatch, Car 14.
517
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,285
I'm arriving on the scene.
518
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:57,996
We've got a black SUV.
519
00:24:58,204 --> 00:25:01,457
Appears to be idling.
No one's in sight.
520
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,834
I'm going to check it out.
521
00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:05,003
Copy that. Proceed.
522
00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:46,627
Dispatch, Car 14.
There's no signs of anyone.
523
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,796
The vehicle does
appear to be abandoned.
524
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,590
Copy that, 14.
No suspects found.
525
00:25:50,798 --> 00:25:53,301
Stand by
for vehicle removal. Over.
526
00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:54,552
Copy that.
527
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,779
I don't like this.
528
00:26:12,987 --> 00:26:14,781
You don't like what?
529
00:26:14,989 --> 00:26:17,158
This spot.
This situation.
530
00:26:17,366 --> 00:26:19,410
The dispatcher.
531
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,913
I don't like
any of it.
532
00:26:22,121 --> 00:26:25,666
When we called it in, how
did she know where we were?
533
00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:09,544
Aah!
534
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,775
Run!
535
00:27:33,901 --> 00:27:36,320
- Jeremy! Jeremy!
- Jeremy!
536
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,667
Steve! Emma!
537
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,210
Come on!
538
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,344
Right here!
539
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:04,307
Right here.
Right here.
540
00:28:04,515 --> 00:28:06,267
It's her. It's Brandie.
541
00:28:06,475 --> 00:28:08,394
I hit her with a car.
542
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:09,937
I saw her face.
543
00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:17,612
Shit. Shit. Shit.
544
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,370
You know
how to use that thing?
545
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:30,166
Yeah. OK.
546
00:28:30,374 --> 00:28:32,501
OK, OK.
On three, we just run.
547
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:34,503
No looking back.
Just run.
548
00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,547
Run?
She'll shoot us if we run.
549
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,758
Better a moving target,
plus...
550
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,970
OK, we're ready.
551
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,055
One.
552
00:28:44,263 --> 00:28:45,348
Run!
553
00:28:45,556 --> 00:28:47,516
What the hell?!
You said on three!
554
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,227
Three, three, three,
three, three!
555
00:28:55,816 --> 00:28:57,026
It's all
right, lay in the back!
556
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,694
Get in the back!
557
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,709
What the fuck was that?
558
00:29:54,917 --> 00:29:56,502
"What" is exactly
the right question.
559
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:59,505
That thing
definitely wasn't human.
560
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:02,425
What did I say about
your conspiracy bullshit?
561
00:30:02,633 --> 00:30:04,719
You seriously think
that thing wasn't human?
562
00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:07,179
Well, it sure as shit
wasn't Sasquatch, Jeremy.
563
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,764
Of course not.
564
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,141
Sasquatch lives
in the Pacific Northwest.
565
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:11,684
Everybody knows that, man.
566
00:30:11,892 --> 00:30:13,144
But I think we're dealing
with a Jangling.
567
00:30:13,352 --> 00:30:14,895
That's a beer.
568
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,939
One second.
569
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,524
She was shooting a gun,
Jeremy!
570
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:21,235
I'm aware of that.
According to Ill Dr. Phil,
571
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:24,322
a lot of paranormals can do the
things us normal normals can do.
572
00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:26,824
Like drive a forklift,
drink coffee, do yoga.
573
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:30,411
Janglings. Ah, here it is. Janglings.
Look. Look, man.
574
00:30:30,619 --> 00:30:32,455
One of the most
recent and intriguing theories
575
00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,957
in the field of exo-biology
is the Jangling,
576
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:38,753
or as it's known in popular
culture, the bodysnatcher.
577
00:30:38,961 --> 00:30:40,463
Much like
their movie counterparts,
578
00:30:40,671 --> 00:30:42,590
Janglings have been
described to possess
579
00:30:42,798 --> 00:30:46,344
increased strength and resilience
compared to their human host.
580
00:30:46,552 --> 00:30:49,180
A lack of emotion
and loss of unique identity
581
00:30:49,388 --> 00:30:52,224
are also traits popularly
associated with Janglings.
582
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,310
But the most intriguing
speculations
583
00:30:54,518 --> 00:30:57,563
are made about their method
of communication... telepathy.
584
00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:00,566
Recently a coalition of groups
dedicated to the study
585
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,318
- of extraterrestrial life...
- Listen to this now.
586
00:31:02,526 --> 00:31:04,487
...reported an alarming spike
in cases
587
00:31:04,695 --> 00:31:06,238
consistent with the established
Jangling theory.
588
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,491
If their existence
proves to be real,
589
00:31:08,699 --> 00:31:13,496
the question remains, are
they here as friend or foe?
590
00:31:13,704 --> 00:31:16,040
Foe, pretty clearly foe.
591
00:31:16,248 --> 00:31:18,542
This guy actually named
himself Ill Dr. Phil?
592
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:20,878
Ill Dr. Phil
is his call sign.
593
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,713
If his actual identity
was exposed,
594
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,715
he'd be dead
within 24 hours.
595
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,592
Who knows how many agencies
want his head.
596
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,762
Because he's a whack job,
and so are you.
597
00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:32,765
You know what, call me one more
name, and I'll stick my foot...
598
00:31:32,973 --> 00:31:34,433
What?!
You'll sick E.T. on me?
599
00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:35,893
E.T.'s a fictional
film character, dick.
600
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,478
This is real life.
601
00:31:37,686 --> 00:31:38,604
Body snatchers
and telepathy?
602
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,439
That's real life to you?
603
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,983
OK, you know what,
you have a better theory?
604
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,318
Let's hear it.
605
00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:48,030
I got it.
606
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:50,032
OK. Perfect.
Shoot
607
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,493
OK.
608
00:31:52,701 --> 00:31:55,204
I'm thinking Marcus
was a dirty cop, right?
609
00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,997
And we're
caught up between...
610
00:31:57,206 --> 00:31:58,791
between the Indianapolis
Police Department
611
00:31:58,999 --> 00:32:01,085
and the Zetas
down in Mexico, yeah?
612
00:32:01,293 --> 00:32:03,921
And they've loaded 300 pounds of
cocaine into the trunk of this car.
613
00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:06,465
And Brandie, Brandie's probably
one of their sleeper cell...
614
00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:09,260
You know what?
You're right.
615
00:32:09,468 --> 00:32:11,137
Thank you.
616
00:32:11,345 --> 00:32:13,431
We should check the trunk.
617
00:32:24,775 --> 00:32:26,318
Well, I'm satisfied.
618
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,487
Wrong again, Steve.
619
00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:30,072
You're unbelievable.
620
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,699
Dispatch to all units.
621
00:32:31,907 --> 00:32:33,784
We have an A.P.B.
on three suspects,
622
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,620
last seen headed north
on Binford Boulevard
623
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,831
in stolen police vehicle 86.
624
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:41,792
Suspects are two male
and one female.
625
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,837
Female is Caucasian,
5'6", brunette,
626
00:32:45,045 --> 00:32:46,922
approximately
23 years of age.
627
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,383
One man is 5'10",
athletic build.
628
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:53,012
The other male is 5'8", slender
build, wearing black glasses.
629
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:56,432
Suspects are wanted for the
murder of a police officer.
630
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,436
Please be advised suspects
are armed and dangerous.
631
00:33:03,105 --> 00:33:04,815
Marcus is dead.
632
00:33:11,405 --> 00:33:13,240
How does she know
what we look like?
633
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,576
She had
our exact profiles.
634
00:33:16,952 --> 00:33:19,830
We need to turn
ourselves in right now.
635
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,999
No' no' no.
Are you crazy?
636
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,376
You heard what she said.
They think we killed Marcus.
637
00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,545
But we have proof.
We have the glasses.
638
00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:29,006
- What?
- There's a camera inside of his glasses.
639
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,799
Then let's show it
to the police.
640
00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,218
No, no, no. No, we can't
show it to the police,
641
00:33:32,426 --> 00:33:33,344
because they're in on it.
642
00:33:33,552 --> 00:33:35,012
In on what, Jeremy?
643
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,097
I don't know.
The whole Brandie thing.
644
00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:39,183
The dispatcher
who set us up earlier.
645
00:33:39,391 --> 00:33:41,852
Why would she do that?
646
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,979
Because we know
too much, man.
647
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,940
We literally know nothing!
648
00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:50,152
OK, the dispatcher told us to
go to the warehouse, right?
649
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:53,656
And Brandie shows up.
Coincidence?
650
00:33:53,864 --> 00:33:55,616
So we run.
651
00:33:55,824 --> 00:33:57,993
Do you know what happens at the
end of a manhunt for cop killers?
652
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,703
Do you remember
Chris Dorner?
653
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,580
That scenario does
not end well for us, man!
654
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,207
I know, exactly.
It's a conspir...
655
00:34:03,415 --> 00:34:04,750
It's a conspiracy.
656
00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:07,253
And the patsy never
lives to tell the tale.
657
00:34:07,461 --> 00:34:10,089
Haven't they taught you
any history at Fordham, Steve?
658
00:34:10,297 --> 00:34:12,007
Think about it.
Lee Harvey Oswald,
659
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,468
Sirhan Sirhan,
William T. Piper.
660
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:16,262
We do not run.
661
00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:18,639
Guilty people run.
662
00:34:18,847 --> 00:34:22,184
Let's just find someone we trust
and show them the footage.
663
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:23,811
OK, OK.
664
00:34:24,019 --> 00:34:26,814
But we actually need to make
sure we have the footage.
665
00:34:27,022 --> 00:34:28,107
We need a USB cord.
666
00:34:28,315 --> 00:34:29,358
OK, I have
plenty at my house.
667
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:30,818
- It's not...
- Whoa, whoa.
668
00:34:31,026 --> 00:34:32,736
We can't go to anyone's house.
669
00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:37,700
Whatever goes down, we stay the
hell away from our families.
670
00:34:37,908 --> 00:34:39,368
We can't risk it.
671
00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:43,122
Then what?
672
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,376
I have an idea.
673
00:35:10,899 --> 00:35:13,986
All right, guys,
stay here.
674
00:35:14,194 --> 00:35:15,738
Honk if you see
anything weird.
675
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,616
Weirder.
676
00:35:36,967 --> 00:35:39,637
So...
677
00:35:39,845 --> 00:35:43,057
are you seeing anyone?
678
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,645
Steve,
are you hitting on me?
679
00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:49,021
What?
680
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,483
Now? No.
681
00:36:01,241 --> 00:36:04,119
Larry, my man.
What's the word?
682
00:36:11,126 --> 00:36:12,544
You OK, Larry?
683
00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,672
Party a little too hard
last night?
684
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,048
One too many whippets?
685
00:36:16,256 --> 00:36:17,800
Uh. Uh.
686
00:36:19,551 --> 00:36:21,261
You gotta lay off
that stuff, bro.
687
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,389
It's going to fry
your brain.
688
00:36:36,276 --> 00:36:38,696
Well,
I'm not seeing anyone.
689
00:36:40,447 --> 00:36:44,368
I'm looking
for that right person.
690
00:36:44,576 --> 00:36:47,162
You know,
someone you connect with.
691
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,497
You know?
692
00:36:59,883 --> 00:37:04,722
Steve Marra is having
trouble meeting girls.
693
00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:07,099
God, it's shocking.
694
00:37:07,307 --> 00:37:12,271
It's not that I'm having
trouble meeting girls.
695
00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:15,190
More that I'm having trouble
meeting the right girl.
696
00:37:16,483 --> 00:37:18,610
I had a plan.
697
00:37:20,362 --> 00:37:24,116
Work hard in high school,
graduate college with honors,
698
00:37:24,324 --> 00:37:26,744
start a career,
court a lady,
699
00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:28,871
have kids, buy a dog,
700
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:31,165
build a tree house
in the back.
701
00:37:31,373 --> 00:37:33,250
Real American dream.
702
00:37:36,628 --> 00:37:37,755
Yeah.
703
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,550
That's what I was told.
704
00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:47,055
Sounds like it didn't
work out for someone.
705
00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:49,850
Let me get this one.
706
00:37:50,058 --> 00:37:51,101
You went on
a dozen job interviews,
707
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,561
and at every single one,
708
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,522
there were 12 dudes
who looked just like you?
709
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:02,988
All with college degrees,
all desperate for work.
710
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:06,074
And one day it hits me,
what's the point of it all?
711
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,996
So here I am.
712
00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,748
Right back
where I started.
713
00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:17,878
What about you?
714
00:38:18,086 --> 00:38:19,546
Are you happy?
715
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:22,800
Living here?
I mean...
716
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,346
You don't see me bitching,
do you?
717
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:32,142
You didn't
answer my question.
718
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,939
They're my family,
Steve.
719
00:38:39,983 --> 00:38:42,319
When Mom got sick,
I did what I had to do.
720
00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:47,282
I'm glad I did it.
721
00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:52,996
No one should have
to go through that alone.
722
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:58,043
But, yeah, you're right.
723
00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:02,965
After being here my whole
life, I just feel stuck.
724
00:39:09,304 --> 00:39:14,852
I know it sounds selfish,
but I'm young.
725
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,939
I want to backpack
through Europe.
726
00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:24,069
Cliff dive off a beach
in Thailand.
727
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,155
Hell, I would settle
for falling in love
728
00:39:27,364 --> 00:39:30,158
while spelunking
in New Mexico.
729
00:39:33,495 --> 00:39:36,707
I just want to know I exist
outside of this place.
730
00:39:39,334 --> 00:39:40,586
You know?
731
00:39:44,506 --> 00:39:46,341
That's life.
732
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,887
We're lucky to experience
anything at all, so...
733
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,640
we shouldn't waste it.
734
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:06,612
Well, I'm stuck here,
too, now,
735
00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:08,614
'cause someone has
to take care of that asshole.
736
00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:25,380
You sure you're OK, man?
737
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:29,801
Oh. I'm OK.
738
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:31,720
Finally, he speaks.
739
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,306
Usually can't
get you to shut up.
740
00:40:34,514 --> 00:40:38,560
I'm just going to pay
for this and this.
741
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:43,065
Hey. Can I get
you anything else?
742
00:40:44,816 --> 00:40:46,777
Another meat stick?
743
00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:48,862
A meat stick?
744
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,197
Nah, man. I'm good.
745
00:40:50,405 --> 00:40:52,240
One meat stick
is enough for me.
746
00:41:00,707 --> 00:41:03,251
My God, today, man.
747
00:41:14,179 --> 00:41:16,223
There you go.
748
00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:21,144
Jesus.
749
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:24,815
What about
the roadhouse chili?
750
00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:39,579
Here he is.
751
00:41:45,627 --> 00:41:46,878
All right.
752
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:48,422
What took you?
753
00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:51,508
Larry. He's acting
all weird, man.
754
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:53,552
Weird or high?
755
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,012
Weird weird.
756
00:41:58,181 --> 00:41:59,641
Check the footage.
757
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,453
OK, we don't need
to see this.
758
00:42:19,661 --> 00:42:20,620
Fast-forward.
759
00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,122
OK, stop.
760
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:30,589
Brandie, what are you?
761
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:40,766
Now what?
762
00:42:40,974 --> 00:42:43,810
Got to get it
to somebody we can trust.
763
00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:45,937
Who do you trust?
764
00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:47,481
No one.
765
00:42:47,689 --> 00:42:49,941
What the hell, Jeremy?
This was your plan.
766
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,194
It's not my plan.
It was Emma's plan.
767
00:42:52,402 --> 00:42:54,529
I just knew
where to get the USB cord.
768
00:42:58,241 --> 00:42:59,618
OK, we have
to get out of here.
769
00:42:59,826 --> 00:43:01,661
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
770
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:47,707
Go, go, go, go, go!
771
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:08,728
Right.
772
00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:15,110
Stomp on the goddamn pedal,
Steve!
773
00:44:17,654 --> 00:44:18,822
Watch out!
774
00:44:36,923 --> 00:44:38,341
Shit, shit.
775
00:45:31,102 --> 00:45:32,771
All cars be advised,
776
00:45:32,979 --> 00:45:35,774
suspects were last seen heading
south on Cold Creek.
777
00:45:35,982 --> 00:45:37,817
They are armed and dangerous.
778
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:41,238
I repeat, they are
armed and dangerous.
779
00:45:41,446 --> 00:45:45,116
Use of lethal force
is approved.
780
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,427
Maybe you do need glasses.
781
00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:07,055
What? This thing's
a freakin' hand cannon.
782
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:09,516
Knock yourself
over unloading it.
783
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,560
All right.
That's a lot of gun, Emma.
784
00:46:12,769 --> 00:46:13,937
You got to be
really careful.
785
00:46:14,145 --> 00:46:15,188
That thing has a lot...
786
00:46:17,023 --> 00:46:20,151
Yeah, it's got some kick.
787
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,695
Whoa,
how'd you do that?
788
00:46:21,903 --> 00:46:24,155
Remember that lake house
down in Bloomington?
789
00:46:26,324 --> 00:46:27,617
The one where you
used to invite him
790
00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:29,202
when your parents
weren't using it, right?
791
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:32,038
But he was too much
of a pussy to show up?
792
00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:34,207
I didn't know that your parents...
793
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,251
- ...parents
weren't going to be there.
794
00:46:36,459 --> 00:46:38,795
Why else would I invite
you to my lake house?
795
00:46:42,882 --> 00:46:45,135
This is a .44 Special.
796
00:46:45,343 --> 00:46:49,389
It's got
major stopping power.
797
00:46:49,597 --> 00:46:54,102
It's the reason Dirty Harry over
there was having so much trouble.
798
00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:55,729
Really?
799
00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:04,070
Here, let me show you.
800
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:07,782
Get your legs shoulder-width
apart and get rooted.
801
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:08,992
All right.
802
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,412
Now, this is the sight.
803
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:15,832
So line it up with that dot
on the end and let her rip.
804
00:47:23,965 --> 00:47:26,426
All right, now.
805
00:47:26,634 --> 00:47:29,179
Close your left eye
and look down the sight
806
00:47:29,387 --> 00:47:31,848
only with your right eye,
OK?
807
00:47:34,225 --> 00:47:35,560
What is he doing?
808
00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:42,067
I think he's having
a seizure.
809
00:47:42,275 --> 00:47:43,485
Holy shit,
you can't wink, can you?
810
00:47:43,693 --> 00:47:45,403
I can't close just one eye.
811
00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,072
I have never met
someone who can't wink.
812
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,531
Is that a thing?
813
00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:50,492
Yeah, actually,
36% the population
814
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,952
doesn't have voluntary
unilateral eyelid closure.
815
00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:55,413
I think that number
is a little high.
816
00:48:02,670 --> 00:48:04,547
OK.
817
00:48:05,673 --> 00:48:07,175
Here, hold on.
818
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,594
Try this.
819
00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:21,689
Yeah!
820
00:48:21,898 --> 00:48:23,691
Look at that.
821
00:48:26,611 --> 00:48:28,947
You are without a doubt
the worst pirate
822
00:48:29,155 --> 00:48:32,617
I've ever seen,
Captain Jackoff Sparrow.
823
00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:35,495
Yeah, but
at least I can hit a can.
824
00:48:39,165 --> 00:48:40,041
Check this out.
825
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,461
I'm more
of a short-range expert.
826
00:48:47,006 --> 00:48:48,800
Stop! Police!
Put your hands in the air!
827
00:48:49,008 --> 00:48:50,135
Get on the ground!
828
00:48:50,343 --> 00:48:52,554
Get down
on the ground now!
829
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:02,647
How'd they find us?
830
00:49:07,902 --> 00:49:09,737
Come on, Emma.
Take them out.
831
00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:12,073
I'm not going
to shoot a cop.
832
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:13,783
They might not be cops.
833
00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:15,827
They might
not be Janglings.
834
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,001
Run!
835
00:49:23,209 --> 00:49:24,919
No, Jeremy!
836
00:49:26,963 --> 00:49:29,340
Stop right there!
837
00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:32,635
When I catch you,
I'm going to kick your ass!
838
00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:52,363
Turn around! Turn around!
839
00:49:52,572 --> 00:49:54,032
We're being set up!
We're innocent!
840
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:55,533
- We didn't do anything!
- Get on the ground.
841
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:57,160
Get on the ground.
842
00:49:57,368 --> 00:49:58,828
Stay on the ground.
843
00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:00,872
Put your hands behind your back,
both of you.
844
00:50:03,082 --> 00:50:05,168
You're under arrest for
the murder of Officer Colfax.
845
00:50:05,376 --> 00:50:07,253
Who... Who's Colfax?
846
00:50:11,216 --> 00:50:13,051
We are so screwed?
847
00:50:13,259 --> 00:50:15,261
Who's Colfax?
848
00:50:15,470 --> 00:50:18,181
What's your 20?
849
00:50:18,389 --> 00:50:20,183
No!
850
00:50:22,101 --> 00:50:24,020
Go ahead. Car 64.
851
00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:28,566
Stay at your
location till backup arrives.
852
00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:30,401
Copy that.
853
00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:31,986
You can't listen to her.
854
00:50:32,195 --> 00:50:35,114
Som... Someone
is trying to kill us,
855
00:50:35,323 --> 00:50:36,491
and she's helping them.
856
00:50:36,699 --> 00:50:38,743
No. Uh-uh.
You don't get to talk.
857
00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:40,119
She's sending other people.
858
00:50:40,328 --> 00:50:42,580
Shut the hell up!
859
00:50:42,789 --> 00:50:44,832
You don't get to talk!
860
00:50:44,999 --> 00:50:46,668
Excuse me, Officer,
861
00:50:46,876 --> 00:50:49,295
technically it's within our
Miranda rights that we can speak.
862
00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:52,549
Please, you don't even
know what Miranda rights are.
863
00:50:52,757 --> 00:50:54,175
You underestimated
the wrong guy.
864
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,511
I took Law 101.
865
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,471
I have the right
to remain silent.
866
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,307
I have the right
for protection from, uh...
867
00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:03,184
Steve?
868
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:06,646
Thanks.
869
00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:11,484
Officers, please.
We're innocent.
870
00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:13,444
Just shut the hell up!
871
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:17,490
A cop is dead, another one's
missing, you're in his car!
872
00:51:17,699 --> 00:51:19,325
That's all
I need to believe!
873
00:51:19,534 --> 00:51:20,994
We didn't kill anyone.
874
00:51:21,202 --> 00:51:22,745
We know who did, though.
875
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,706
We have the video.
876
00:51:24,914 --> 00:51:28,209
It... it's on the camera
from the glasses right here.
877
00:51:36,217 --> 00:51:38,261
OK, I've seen enough.
878
00:51:58,489 --> 00:52:01,326
We just need to try
and explain everything.
879
00:52:01,534 --> 00:52:03,202
Yeah, good luck with that.
880
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:06,456
You know what? How about
some constructive criticism?
881
00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:08,249
Oh, that's right.
I guess that's hard
882
00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,251
when you're out there running
like a little bitch.
883
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:13,004
I don't run like a bitch.
I run normal.
884
00:52:13,212 --> 00:52:15,923
I mean that you left us
out there to die,
885
00:52:16,132 --> 00:52:19,510
and I'd call that running
like a bitch.
886
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,054
Oh, you mean
I ditched you?
887
00:52:21,262 --> 00:52:23,765
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
888
00:52:23,973 --> 00:52:26,059
Kinda like
how you ditched me?
889
00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:30,605
Ditched you?
When did I ever ditch you?
890
00:52:30,813 --> 00:52:33,149
When you disappeared
on me, man.
891
00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:35,276
You went to Fordham,
892
00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:38,821
and I didn't see you
for four years. Literally.
893
00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:41,991
We were supposed
to be best friends, man.
894
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,536
Supposed to
have each other's back.
895
00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:48,247
But you cashed out
just like that.
896
00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:52,293
I never got a call.
897
00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:54,796
You text me,
like, two times.
898
00:52:55,004 --> 00:52:57,382
You ditched me.
899
00:52:57,590 --> 00:52:58,758
That's a fact.
900
00:52:58,966 --> 00:53:02,387
You want facts?
Here's a fact.
901
00:53:02,595 --> 00:53:07,266
We're here because you decided it
would be a good idea to play cops.
902
00:53:07,475 --> 00:53:11,062
- Steve...
- Here's another fact.
903
00:53:11,270 --> 00:53:13,606
You're right.
904
00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:16,609
I did ditch you.
905
00:53:16,818 --> 00:53:19,070
I couldn't listen to you
spew about the bullshit
906
00:53:19,278 --> 00:53:21,239
that was keeping us
down anymore.
907
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:25,702
I outgrew that shit.
And I outgrew you.
908
00:53:29,288 --> 00:53:31,666
You really went and made
something of yourself, Steve.
909
00:53:31,874 --> 00:53:33,292
Great job.
910
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,597
All right, lean up.
911
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:47,807
I'm going
to take the cuffs off.
912
00:53:48,015 --> 00:53:49,225
When I take them off,
913
00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:50,560
I want you to put them
in the front.
914
00:53:50,768 --> 00:53:52,478
All right, now, listen.
915
00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:54,147
Here's
what we're going to do.
916
00:53:54,355 --> 00:53:56,274
We're going to take you
to our precinct
917
00:53:56,482 --> 00:53:57,692
instead
of downtown headquarters.
918
00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,360
I think you'll
be safer there, OK?
919
00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:01,612
Sound good?
920
00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:04,365
- Stop!
Police! Stop!
921
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:05,950
Stop right there!
922
00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,206
Stop! Police!
923
00:54:21,549 --> 00:54:23,009
Stop!
924
00:54:27,013 --> 00:54:29,348
All units, A.P.B. update.
925
00:54:29,557 --> 00:54:31,934
Suspects were last seen
heading north on 31.
926
00:54:32,143 --> 00:54:33,478
Believed
to be leaving the city.
927
00:54:33,686 --> 00:54:35,104
We have to get out of town.
Get on 70.
928
00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,732
It'll get us out
of Indianapolis in 15 minutes.
929
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:40,902
Roadblocks needed at all
highway on-ramps north of Kessler.
930
00:54:41,110 --> 00:54:43,154
Suspects are believed to have
killed two more officers.
931
00:54:43,362 --> 00:54:46,532
Once again, use
of lethal force is approved.
932
00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:51,329
Live from
Wish-TV's 24-Hour News 8,
933
00:54:51,537 --> 00:54:53,372
this is breaking news.
934
00:54:53,581 --> 00:54:55,416
The bloody manhunt
continues today.
935
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:56,834
The new bodies were found.
936
00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,878
Fugitives
are still at large.
937
00:54:59,086 --> 00:55:00,880
If you have any information
regarding their whereabouts,
938
00:55:01,088 --> 00:55:03,049
alert police
as soon as possible.
939
00:55:03,257 --> 00:55:05,259
Now it's still unclear
what the motive is
940
00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,845
for these three to carry out
such horrific acts.
941
00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:10,181
And authorities urging everyone
to stay inside tonight,
942
00:55:10,389 --> 00:55:11,933
lock their doors,
they say.
943
00:55:12,141 --> 00:55:13,810
Police say if this
is purely a cry for help,
944
00:55:14,018 --> 00:55:17,355
there's no telling what
these kids might do next.
945
00:55:25,112 --> 00:55:26,405
Eighty-six!
946
00:55:42,421 --> 00:55:45,132
Our faces are on the news.
947
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:51,013
We got to find another way
out of Indianapolis.
948
00:55:51,222 --> 00:55:53,683
There is no other way.
They've locked down the city.
949
00:55:59,772 --> 00:56:01,566
We have to kill them.
950
00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:03,693
How?
951
00:56:03,901 --> 00:56:05,987
Mm. Headshots.
952
00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:08,865
Ill Doctor Phil
says that's the only way.
953
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,577
Wait.
954
00:56:12,785 --> 00:56:15,204
You're really wanting to go
toe-to-toe with those things?
955
00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,331
We don't stand
a chance, man.
956
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,210
They will never stop
following us.
957
00:56:23,212 --> 00:56:25,256
I'm not running anymore.
958
00:56:25,464 --> 00:56:27,300
We have to fight.
959
00:56:33,472 --> 00:56:38,227
All units report any
unusual police activity immediately.
960
00:56:38,436 --> 00:56:40,563
Suspects
still remain at large.
961
00:56:40,771 --> 00:56:42,189
Over.
962
00:56:47,528 --> 00:56:49,113
I have a plan.
963
00:56:56,787 --> 00:56:59,332
Hey, Larry.
How are you?
964
00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:03,169
Oh. I'm good.
965
00:57:03,377 --> 00:57:05,796
It's good to hear that.
966
00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:07,214
Listen...
967
00:57:11,093 --> 00:57:12,470
we're in trouble, Larry.
968
00:57:14,722 --> 00:57:16,933
We need help.
969
00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:20,394
I know it sounds crazy,
970
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,480
but we're running
from the cops,
971
00:57:22,688 --> 00:57:25,399
and we're innocent,
I swear.
972
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:28,235
We need help, but there's
no one we can trust.
973
00:57:33,699 --> 00:57:36,994
Can we trust you,
Larry?
974
00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:45,419
I said,
can we trust you, Larry?
975
00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:48,339
Uh-huh.
976
00:57:48,547 --> 00:57:50,633
We need a place to hide,
just until the morning.
977
00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:54,095
There's a dirt road.
978
00:57:56,013 --> 00:57:57,556
That way.
979
00:58:00,601 --> 00:58:01,978
That way?
980
00:58:02,186 --> 00:58:03,187
Yeah.
981
00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:06,524
A dirt road.
982
00:58:08,442 --> 00:58:09,735
Then".?
983
00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:11,445
You take it.
984
00:58:13,155 --> 00:58:16,409
To the end.
985
00:58:19,328 --> 00:58:21,914
What's at the end,
Larry?
986
00:58:23,290 --> 00:58:26,585
A safe place.
987
00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:28,713
Stay there.
988
00:58:28,921 --> 00:58:33,592
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much, Larry.
989
00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:36,846
Just, please,
don't tell anyone.
990
00:58:48,315 --> 00:58:49,483
How'd it go?
991
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,444
He said he'd help us.
992
00:58:54,947 --> 00:58:56,323
How much?
993
00:58:57,950 --> 00:59:01,037
Free for you...
994
00:59:01,245 --> 00:59:02,496
...friend.
995
00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:07,043
You really are
a godsend, Larry.
996
01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,643
We don't have
very much time left.
997
01:00:05,851 --> 01:00:07,311
You ready?
998
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,814
Yep.
999
01:00:10,022 --> 01:00:11,524
I'll lure 'em into here.
1000
01:00:11,732 --> 01:00:13,984
Right in the middle.
1001
01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:15,444
You and Emma can flank them.
1002
01:00:17,738 --> 01:00:19,573
Are you sure?
1003
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:21,700
You're... you're going to
get a lot of heat up here.
1004
01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:25,788
Nah, man. It'll be like
shooting fish in a barrel.
1005
01:00:25,996 --> 01:00:27,915
And you think you can
shoot the fish?
1006
01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:31,168
Spray and pay all day, baby.
1007
01:00:39,343 --> 01:00:42,138
Sorry I ditched you.
1008
01:00:42,346 --> 01:00:44,473
No. Hey.
1009
01:00:46,016 --> 01:00:47,268
I ditched you first.
1010
01:00:47,476 --> 01:00:51,480
No, you didn't.
You had to become a man.
1011
01:00:51,689 --> 01:00:54,441
Yeah.
1012
01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:57,945
And all I found out is that this
is where I'm supposed to be.
1013
01:00:58,154 --> 01:01:01,782
Right here.
At this creepy-ass farm.
1014
01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:05,119
With you.
1015
01:01:05,327 --> 01:01:06,453
For real?
1016
01:01:06,662 --> 01:01:08,873
For real reals.
1017
01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:11,292
Hey.
1018
01:01:16,964 --> 01:01:18,841
Bring it home.
1019
01:01:19,049 --> 01:01:20,593
You be careful, OK?
1020
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:22,887
Jeremy.
1021
01:01:24,346 --> 01:01:26,140
See you on the other side.
1022
01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:28,559
All right, you two.
Break it up.
1023
01:01:28,767 --> 01:01:30,060
We got shit to do.
1024
01:01:32,563 --> 01:01:35,024
I will be back.
1025
01:01:55,252 --> 01:01:57,213
Yeah, this will work.
1026
01:02:12,686 --> 01:02:14,021
Come here.
1027
01:02:29,036 --> 01:02:30,496
Much better.
1028
01:02:31,830 --> 01:02:32,998
Thanks.
1029
01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:41,632
So, are you
seeing anyone?
1030
01:02:43,926 --> 01:02:45,177
Are you hitting on me?
1031
01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:47,513
What? Now?
1032
01:02:47,721 --> 01:02:49,139
No.
1033
01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:52,601
Is it working?
1034
01:02:54,353 --> 01:02:57,064
Are you sure
you weren't bodysnatched?
1035
01:03:13,789 --> 01:03:16,375
Shouldn't we go
spelunking first?
1036
01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:36,562
Ready?
1037
01:08:50,542 --> 01:08:51,418
Ah!
1038
01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:53,545
Aah!
1039
01:09:18,695 --> 01:09:20,489
Aah!
1040
01:09:35,587 --> 01:09:36,713
Aah!
1041
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:04,783
Aaah! Yaaah!
1042
01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:18,547
Aah!
1043
01:10:24,678 --> 01:10:26,304
Come on, motherfucker!
1044
01:10:45,157 --> 01:10:47,325
Yeah, that's my boy!
1045
01:10:52,205 --> 01:10:54,499
Aah!
1046
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:57,502
Oh! Aah!
1047
01:10:57,711 --> 01:10:59,546
Aah! No!
1048
01:11:49,262 --> 01:11:51,097
You OK, man?
1049
01:11:51,306 --> 01:11:52,599
Yeah, I'm good.
1050
01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:55,227
You just make sure
you get this on camera.
1051
01:14:01,519 --> 01:14:04,648
The Indianapolis Police
Department is on high alert
1052
01:14:04,856 --> 01:14:07,400
as their manhunt
for three fugitives continues.
1053
01:14:07,609 --> 01:14:10,445
Meanwhile, the death toll
continues to tick up.
1054
01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:12,989
Steven Marra, Jeremy Phillips,
and Emma Harris
1055
01:14:13,198 --> 01:14:17,160
are now wanted for the murders
of three city police officers.
1056
01:14:19,162 --> 01:14:21,748
Live from
Wish-TV's 24-Hour News 8,
1057
01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:23,708
this is breaking news.
1058
01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:25,418
We want
to show you a clip right now
1059
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:27,337
we just received
from Jeremy Alan Phillips,
1060
01:14:27,545 --> 01:14:30,590
a fugitive
from the ongoing manhunt.
1061
01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:33,718
I'm Jeremy Alan Phillips
of Indianapolis, Indiana.
1062
01:14:33,927 --> 01:14:37,931
I'm 24 years old,
and I'm not a fugitive.
1063
01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:41,059
I solemnly swear that I did
not kill Officer Marcus Wilder
1064
01:14:41,267 --> 01:14:43,019
or any other
1065
01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:46,106
Indianapolis Metropolitan
Police Department officer.
1066
01:14:46,314 --> 01:14:48,316
Neither did Steve Marra...
1067
01:14:50,610 --> 01:14:52,278
or Emma Harris.
1068
01:14:52,487 --> 01:14:54,823
Yes, we are running.
1069
01:14:56,408 --> 01:14:58,034
But we were set up.
1070
01:14:58,243 --> 01:14:59,869
What you're about to watch
right now
1071
01:15:00,078 --> 01:15:03,248
has not been altered
in any way, shape, or form.
1072
01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:07,627
It will prove our innocence.
1073
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:09,504
And it'll you show you
that Indianapolis
1074
01:15:09,713 --> 01:15:12,173
is ground zero for something
we're not ready for.
1075
01:15:14,718 --> 01:15:17,721
And when you find
all of this to be true,
1076
01:15:17,929 --> 01:15:19,389
believe me when I say,
1077
01:15:19,597 --> 01:15:21,266
kill the dispatcher.
1078
01:15:49,173 --> 01:15:53,520
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