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In the movies, Dracula wears a cape...
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...and some old English guy
always manages to save the day...
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...at the last minute
with crosses and holy water.
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But everybody knows
the movies are full of shit.
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The truth is it started with Blade,
and it ended with him.
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The rest of us
were just along for the ride.
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What's this chicken scratch?
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It's cuneiform.
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It's about 4000 years old.
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- So why here?
- Because this is the cradle of civilization.
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He would have been comfortable here.
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I don't know, Dan.
This seems like another dead end.
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- There's something beneath us.
- You find a watch?
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Is it a body?
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Guys?
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Go.
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What the fuck? Motherfucker!
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Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance,
forensic psychiatrist...
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...and author of the New York Times
bestseller:
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The Whole Being Breakthrough.
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Also with us, Martin Vreede,
chief of police.
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They'll be here for the next hour,
and they'll be taking your calls...
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...next on Bentley Tittle Live.
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Okay, Dr. Vance, you are
a psychiatrist and a biochemist...
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...isn't that true?
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Yes, uh, Bentley, I am both.
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And it's for a reason. I have always believed
that true health can only be achieved...
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...if we reconcile the body and the mind.
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And, of course, in order to do that,
we have to get rid of a lot of old notions.
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Okay, and how does that fit in
with vampires?
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Uh, in the case of vampires, we're dealing
with creatures that are the repositories...
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...of some of our most taboo thoughts.
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- Okay.
- Predatory rage.
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Yeah.
- Sexual sadism.
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- Sexual?
- Sexual sadism.
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These are very scary subjects for people
to own up to, and they're right inside.
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So, what you're saying is
we pass the buck onto someone else.
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- You bet we do.
- And vampires...?
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Well, for instance,
there's a hereditary blood disease.
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I talk about it in my book,
it's called porphyria.
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And the symptoms of this disease are
remarkably similar to classic vampire traits.
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The people who suffer
from this disease are anemic.
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They become intolerant to sunlight.
They can't handle garlic.
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Garlic? Chief Vreede, okay,
what's your take on all these rumors...
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...we've been hearing about vampires?
Vampires. Vampires! What?
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The only vampires I'm worried about are
the ones passing the bar exam. Ha-ha-ha.
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Ahem.
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Seriously though, if vampires existed, don't
you think we would've found them by now?
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The truth is, our streets
have never been safer.
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Homicides, assaults, violent crime
is down across the board.
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People wanna be concerned...
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...they should focus in on characters
like this Blade criminal.
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That's the guy I wanna hear about.
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I wanna hear about this character Blade.
What about him?
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He's a sociopath
that we've been pursuing.
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Blade is a troubled individual.
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I understand that he is
under the impression...
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...that there is a vast conspiracy
of vampires.
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Heh, heh. Yeah.
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You've got to look at the psychiatric
underpinnings of a belief like that.
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Odds are, he believes that he is out there
slaying monsters.
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Mm-hm.
- But what he's really doing...
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...is trying to kill aspects of himself.
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I'm on the Stonebridge overpass.
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Got it. Heading westbound.
I'm just beneath you.
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Go.
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Come on!
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I got him. Pull!
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You all right, man?
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He's got a gun!
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Oh, my God!
Aah!
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Staked you with silver.
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Why aren't you ash?
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Why aren't you smarter?
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Not a vampire, dumb shit!
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Set your sorry ass up.
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Hm.
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Damn.
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Oh, Blade.
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What the fuck happened tonight?
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How should I know?
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He was human.
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You're getting reckless, Blade.
Killing vampires is clean.
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They ash, don't leave
any evidence behind.
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Killing humans is messy.
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You better hope nobody ID'd you.
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This worked really good.
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- What's this?
- A new delivery system for your serum.
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It's an effervescent inhaler.
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Just bite down on the mouth guard.
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Delivery's automatic.
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Some friends of mine made it.
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Hm. Friends?
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Yeah. You remember those?
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It was horrible. The one car crashed...
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...then the guy in the coat
shot the other guy.
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- It looked like there was a lot of blood.
- Thank you.
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That was just a taste
of the mayhem that occurred...
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...during tonight's brazen shootout
that left at least four people dead.
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Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen
captured the whole event on video.
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Hey, Ray. Hey, we got a lead.
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Let's catch a plane, Wilson.
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Time to take these cowboys down.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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What's he been doing?
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Fuck-all. Just feeding.
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Been through five of them so far.
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You think we have enough security?
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We didn't capture him,
he allowed us to take him in.
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You understand? I'm gonna go in.
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You shouldn't have woken me.
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We had to.
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Your blood, your sacrament,
can set us free now.
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What makes you think I care?
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Your people need you.
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My People?
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You're nothing but shadows
of your former selves.
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Look how far you have fallen.
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The world's changed since your time.
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The humans have a new hunter.
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Blade.
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And you'd like me to kill him,
wouldn't you?
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Yes.
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You can't fight the curse
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You can't call the doctor
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With the thirsty love guzzler
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From the dark side, baby
Don't be afraid
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You can't fight the thirst
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Subject is heading west.
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Got him.
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Congratulations. You're famous.
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Somebody nailed us.
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Your face is all over the papers
and television.
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Media's eating it up.
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- Like I care.
- Well, you should.
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Something like this,
taking out a human...
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...as far as the rest of the world
is concerned...
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...you're public enemy number one.
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Didn't know this was
a popularity contest.
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Damn it, Blade,
don't you see what they're doing?
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They're waging
a goddamn P.R. campaign.
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Now it's not just vampires
we gotta worry about...
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...we're gonna have to take on
the rest of the world too.
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You worry too much, old man.
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It's why we're still alive, goddamn it.
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I've been doing this
since before you were born, Blade.
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You're like a son to me.
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I'm sorry I got old on you.
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I see you alone,
surrounded by enemies.
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And it breaks my heart.
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We can't win this war alone.
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Look at it. He just gave me the evil eye.
Come on, man. What about that guy?
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- Prostitute, baby. Whoo-hoo!
- Come on! Quit fucking around!
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I'm hungry and I want to eat somebody.
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- What about him?
- No fatties. They taste like Cheetos.
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I don't know. I like him.
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Wait. What about that?
Shrunken apple-headed bitch.
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That fucking sorry ass over there.
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Fucking blow me, man!
Just pick one already. Jesus Christ!
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Oh, got it! Got it!
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Baby on board.
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Oh, looks like we got ourselves
a combo meal!
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Chickie, chickie, chickie.
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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What's for dinner?
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Heh, heh. Hey, pretty lady.
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No! No!
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No!
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Scream if this hurts, chica.
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- Ha, ha, ha!
- Aah!
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"Fuck you"?
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Garlic!
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Come on!
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Scream if this hurts, chica.
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What is it?
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What you were worried about.
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Let's go, let's go!
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Shoot to kill!
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Move a finger, and you're dead.
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How's about this one?
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He's got something in his hand!
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Get out, Blade!
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Shit!
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What's going on in there?
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Somebody talk to me!
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Hold it right there!
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Don't shoot, don't shoot.
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Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
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Special agents Ray Cumberland,
Wilson Hale. FBI.
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We've been tracking you a long time.
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Whistler.
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Dead.
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Just like all your victims.
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How many people
have you killed, Blade?
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Thirty? Forty? Fifty?
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1182.
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But they were all familiars.
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People who work with them.
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Oh. And by "them,"
you mean vampires, right?
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So how do you kill these bloodsuckers,
tough guy?
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Maybe you can give us some pointers.
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- You can stake them, right?
- What about sunlight?
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- They ain't feeling sunlight right?
- What about crosses? Do they still work?
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- In this day and age?
- I don't know, Ray.
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What if Mr. Homey Vampire's like Jewish?
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- Ha, ha. That's a good point.
- Heh, heh.
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And what about garlic?
Does that work on Hindu vampires?
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Or do you need like
saffron or some shit?
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That was quick.
- Thank you.
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You can keep doing your song and dance
as long as you want, Blade.
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It's not gonna play.
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We know what you are.
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You're a stone-cold killer.
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And you're sick as fuck.
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Let's leave the diagnosis
to the professionals.
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Hello, Blade.
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My name is Dr. Vance.
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I've been charged with giving you
a psychiatric evaluation.
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Gentlemen, would you mind giving us
just a couple of minutes alone?
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He's all yours.
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I know you must find this
very frightening...
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...but I want you to know
that I'm here to help.
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And in order for me to do that...
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...I'm gonna have to ask you
a couple of questions.
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Okay?
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Heh. You know, Blade, the darnedest thing.
I was signing in at Security...
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...and couldn't remember the date.
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Do you know what day it is?
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How about the president?
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You know who that is?
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Who's in the White House right now?
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An asshole.
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I think somebody here
wants to talk about vampires.
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Vampires.
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For everyone else, it's kind of silly.
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I had a set of wax teeth
when I was 7 years old.
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It was fun.
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I could be somebody else.
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But I wanna hear you
talk about vampires.
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What can you tell me about them?
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They exist.
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Are you one of them?
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Sometimes the scariest monster of all...
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...is the one in the mirror.
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Tell me about blood.
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When you drink blood...
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...do you ever feel
sexually aroused?
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It just strikes me that
this business of vampirism...
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...has a very strong element
of sexual confusion.
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Nuzzling into someone's neck.
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A nocturnal visit...
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...with promises of delicious
physical intimacy.
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00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,517
The very sweet taste of saliva...
254
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,061
...mixed with skin.
255
00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:40,274
Oh. Sounds good to me.
256
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,110
But where's it come from?
257
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,029
That's what I wanna know.
258
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:51,452
And I'm starting to wonder what your
relationship with your mother was like.
259
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,248
Were the two of you very close?
260
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,257
He's psychotic.
261
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:07,426
- No shit.
- For his safety and for the public's...
262
00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:10,012
...I'm recommending he be transferred
to County Psychiatric--
263
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,680
Fuck that! That man is my prisoner.
264
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,141
He's wanted in connection
with a laundry list of crimes.
265
00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:16,310
Hold on, gentlemen.
We're in my jurisdiction now.
266
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,979
Got a problem with that,
you talk to the local magistrate.
267
00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:21,857
That man is my prisoner!
Don't fuck with my thing!
268
00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:24,860
There's a team from the hospital
effecting the transfer immediately.
269
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:27,071
You're supposed to be working
with us, chief.
270
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,447
Not this time.
271
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:37,373
This is just a little something
to keep you compliant.
272
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,378
The usual dose for this sort of thing
is 200, 300 milligrams...
273
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:47,466
...but I think with a big,
strapping hybrid like yourself...
274
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:50,094
...I'll kick it up to a couple thousand.
275
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,680
You don't have a problem
with needles, do you?
276
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:56,475
There.
277
00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,018
That wasn't so bad, was it?
278
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,064
Ooh. You're weak.
279
00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:04,733
In need of your serum.
280
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,486
That must be a bad feeling.
281
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:11,323
I mean, who would've imagined...
282
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:14,576
...that a mere human like me
could have overpowered you.
283
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,331
You're one of them.
284
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,334
A familiar.
285
00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:28,340
Going on five years now.
286
00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:34,138
It's the endgame, Blade.
287
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:37,224
All their plans are coming to fruition.
288
00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:41,854
Why don't you just sit back
and enjoy the show?
289
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:53,032
I hate familiars.
290
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:05,419
It's why we're still alive, goddamn it.
291
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:08,005
You're like a son to me.
292
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:14,553
I'm sorry I got old on you.
293
00:34:15,763 --> 00:34:20,059
I see you alone,
surrounded by enemies.
294
00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:22,186
It breaks my heart.
295
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,630
Hi, Blade.
296
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,507
So glad to finally meet you.
297
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,550
I am such a fan.
298
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:57,012
I like your tattoos.
299
00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,306
Do they mean anything?
300
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:01,892
Stupid.
301
00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:04,103
Are you okay?
302
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,979
Are you tired?
303
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,775
You're weak.
304
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,448
We moved the humans around.
305
00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:18,742
Like pawns.
306
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,286
We used them...
307
00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,705
...to flush you out.
308
00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,591
You're not so big.
309
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,470
You're all alone, Blade.
310
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,598
No one's gonna help you now.
311
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:05,164
- Evening, ladies.
- Hannibal King!
312
00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:10,627
Wake up. This is your rescue.
313
00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:00,344
Go!
314
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,268
Freeze!
315
00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:04,491
Whistler!
316
00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:07,035
This Way!
317
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,380
Blade! You're dead!
318
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,966
Get down!
319
00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:28,724
Blade.
320
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:37,524
Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
321
00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:40,360
Where are you going?
Where the fuck is he going?
322
00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:42,654
This is supposed to be a rescue!
323
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,037
Get back, get back!
324
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,459
- We're pinned down.
- I can't shoot around corners.
325
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,169
I can.
326
00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:02,234
Okay. We're fucked.
327
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:03,527
We're fine.
328
00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,292
Forgot my sword.
329
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,048
We are soldiers, after all
330
00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:27,843
Down by honor we won '1' fall
After all
331
00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,344
Whoo!
332
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,012
Come on!
333
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:32,180
Comin' out the back end
334
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,724
Dead at you
He throwin' that hot lead at you
335
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:37,352
Swang affiliate, X O sip, a gold getter
336
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,354
With the rest together
I'm a cold killer
337
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:41,648
It's "Me Against the World" like 2Pac
338
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:44,401
And like Biggie
I'm "Ready to Die" for what you got
339
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,735
Abby.
340
00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:53,869
We got him.
341
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:55,579
We'll be there soon.
342
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,414
Who the hell are you people?
343
00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,292
Well, my name is Hannibal King.
344
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,794
And this little hellion right here
is Abigail.
345
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:04,713
Whistler's daughter.
346
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:19,853
I thought the vampires
killed Whistler's family.
347
00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:23,482
They did.
I was born later out of wedlock.
348
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:29,279
When I came of age, I tracked my dad
down, and I told him I wanted in.
349
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:31,948
Been doing it ever since.
350
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,707
Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.
351
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,710
How do you bankroll this operation?
352
00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:45,337
I date a lot of older men.
353
00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:48,673
Come on, man, I'm joking.
354
00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:50,425
You met Dex.
355
00:41:50,634 --> 00:41:51,843
This is Hedges.
356
00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:54,971
Sommerfield. She's the one who built
that new serum inhaler of yours.
357
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:59,935
That runt you saw earlier,
that was Sommerfield's daughter. Zoe.
358
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:03,897
We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.
359
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:08,026
Hm. Sounds like rejects
from a Saturday morning cartoon.
360
00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:11,905
We were gonna go with the Care Bears,
but that was taken.
361
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:17,827
- How many of you are there?
- There's enough.
362
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,579
We operate in sleeper cells.
363
00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:22,415
When one goes down, another cell
activates to pick up the slack.
364
00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:24,960
Consider us your reinforcements.
365
00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,672
What, you amateurs
are supposed to be helping me?
366
00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:32,384
Heh. You?
367
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,761
Look at you.
368
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:36,179
You're kids.
369
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,557
You're not ready to roll with this.
370
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:41,059
I mean, look at the way you're dressed.
371
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,895
What, that's supposed to be tactical?
372
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:48,525
What is this? What is that?
"Fuck you." It's a joke, huh?
373
00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:52,404
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Y'all think this is a joke?
374
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:57,325
- You think this is a fucking sitcom?
- Okay, first off, that's just rude.
375
00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:01,288
Second, I'm pretty sure
we saved your ass back there.
376
00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,542
Mm. I'm impressed.
377
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:08,753
Look, Blade, my father meant
for us to help you.
378
00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:11,798
Like it or not, we are all you got.
379
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:15,093
What the hell makes you think
you know about hunting vampires?
380
00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:18,972
Well, here's for starters.
381
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,057
I used to be one.
382
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:23,977
Do I pass the audition?
383
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:27,188
Rookies.
384
00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:30,275
Fucking Hannibal King!
385
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:34,154
I should've ripped his bleeding heart out
when I had the chance!
386
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,622
We had Blade.
387
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,040
We had him!
388
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,961
And don't tell me
"I told you so," Asher.
389
00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:51,963
What's wrong, half-pint?
You need a timeout?
390
00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:53,173
Blow me.
391
00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:56,843
We got caught with our pants down.
392
00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:58,261
Pants down?
393
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:01,514
They pretty much
fucking ass-raped us.
394
00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:03,016
Oh, you loved it.
395
00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:04,809
Has he been told?
396
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,479
About your failure?
397
00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:09,648
Yes.
398
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,735
Maybe it's time I joined the game.
399
00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:23,995
You know the kind of woman
that just screams trouble?
400
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:27,666
You see her, and every warning bell
in your brain starts going off...
401
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:31,753
...but you still manage
to ask for her number.
402
00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:33,838
Well, that's all I ever hook up with.
403
00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:35,632
But this betty...
404
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:41,012
...whoa, she blew them all away
in the shitstorm sweepstakes.
405
00:44:41,513 --> 00:44:43,181
Her name is Danica Talos.
406
00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:44,808
You met her earlier.
407
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:48,395
And unlike typical vampires,
her fangs are located in her vagina.
408
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,732
Moving on.
409
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:55,735
The man on her left
is her brother, Asher.
410
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:59,364
And this walking diaper stain
is Jarko Grimwood.
411
00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:01,074
I picked Danica up in a bar...
412
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,785
...and spent the next five years
playing hide-and-go-suck...
413
00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:05,912
...as her little vampire cabana boy.
414
00:45:06,121 --> 00:45:08,498
Eventually, Abigail found me.
415
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:12,293
Sommerfield managed to treat me
with a cure, and now I kill them.
416
00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:16,631
And that's basically
turning a frown upside down.
417
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,677
We need to pool our resources, Blade.
418
00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:22,679
"We"?
419
00:45:24,848 --> 00:45:26,182
Yeah, we.
420
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:28,727
He's come back.
421
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:32,689
Take a look at this.
422
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:39,320
You gotta be kidding me.
423
00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,539
- Where'd you guys get this stuff?
I stole most of it.
424
00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:53,042
Danica had a huge collection.
He had stone work...
425
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:56,671
...iron work, weaponry, art.
426
00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,925
This stuff that shows up everywhere,
this symbol, this glyph.
427
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,845
It's on everything in here.
He is real.
428
00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:07,348
You dig beneath all the myths,
all the layers of bullshit...
429
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,851
...that have cluttered our culture
for the last 500 years...
430
00:46:10,018 --> 00:46:12,520
...and eventually, you're gonna strike
the truth.
431
00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:14,939
So the movies are true.
432
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:19,152
The movies are just a comforting fairytale
compared to the real deal.
433
00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,404
Bram Stoker, he wrote a good yarn.
434
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:27,076
But the events he described back in 1897--
God, that was just a tiny piece of the mosaic.
435
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:32,874
The real Dracula, his origins,
date back much, much earlier than that.
436
00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,252
- How early?
- Try 6 or 7 thousand years.
437
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:38,797
This is a piece of his armor.
438
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:42,342
With it, we were able to extrapolate
a basic idea of what this fucker looked like.
439
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:43,718
Check this out.
440
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:47,013
Dracula's only one of the names
he's gone by.
441
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:51,392
The Babylonians worshipped him
as Dagon, and now they call him Drake.
442
00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:54,896
If you believe in the legends,
he was born in ancient Sumeria.
443
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:07,367
Nobody really knows the specifics
of his origin, but we do know this:
444
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:12,789
He was the first of his kind.
445
00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:17,585
The patriarch of Hominus nocturna.
446
00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:25,426
He was born perfect.
447
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:33,393
And just like the great white shark,
this guy has never had to evolve.
448
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:35,478
Forget the movies, forget the books.
449
00:47:35,687 --> 00:47:37,313
There's no happy ending with this guy.
450
00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:42,026
He's been there,
moving behind the scenes...
451
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:46,656
...cutting a bloody fucking path
through the ages, until suddenly...
452
00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,159
...just like that...
453
00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:56,165
...he up and disappeared.
454
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,876
And then we heard a rumor.
455
00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:00,128
The vampires were searching for him.
456
00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:02,630
Some say he'd been sleeping
through the ages...
457
00:48:02,839 --> 00:48:05,800
...that he'd retreated from a world
he'd become disgusted with.
458
00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:10,054
And according to our information, they
found him in Iraq about six months ago.
459
00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:12,015
And he was pissed.
460
00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:11,324
In the window...
461
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,743
You sell vampire merchandise?
462
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:18,790
Uh, yeah. Look around.
463
00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:20,541
We might have a few things.
464
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:25,129
We've got Dracula lunchboxes.
465
00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:26,547
Did you see those?
466
00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:30,677
There's bobbleheads, key chains.
467
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,345
This is funny.
468
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:39,060
The garlic gets me every time.
469
00:49:40,061 --> 00:49:42,689
We've got just about anything.
470
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,775
Even vampire vibrators.
471
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,655
Here, check this out.
472
00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:56,494
"Dracola." Makes you wanna cry,
doesn't it?
473
00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:07,672
Was there something special
you needed?
474
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,550
Hey, guy.
475
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:12,927
She's talking to you.
476
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,186
What?
477
00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:24,188
You wanna kiss me, pretty boy'?
478
00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:28,109
No!
479
00:50:56,054 --> 00:50:59,098
Why wake up Drake now?
- That's what we've been trying to figure out.
480
00:50:59,307 --> 00:51:00,516
When I was under the fang...
481
00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:04,604
...there used to be talk about
some kind of vampire final solution.
482
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,273
Never figured out why they'd wanna
destroy their food source.
483
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:08,649
That makes no sense, right?
484
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:10,693
They've always had plans
for the human race.
485
00:51:10,902 --> 00:51:13,112
It seems likely that whatever
they're cooking up...
486
00:51:13,321 --> 00:51:15,823
...Drake's return is part of it.
Let's face it...
487
00:51:16,032 --> 00:51:17,992
...we are fighting a losing battle here.
488
00:51:18,201 --> 00:51:20,620
So we kill a few hundred
of them a year. Big deal.
489
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:23,664
There are thousands of them out there,
maybe tens of thousands.
490
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:24,957
We need a new tactic.
491
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:26,209
Like what?
492
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:27,877
A biological weapon.
493
00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:30,963
For you sighted people...
494
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,676
...here's a little show-and-tell.
495
00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:38,471
For the last year, I've been working
with synthesized DNA...
496
00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:42,350
...in order to create an artificial virus
targeted specifically at vampires.
497
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:44,519
We're calling it DayStar.
498
00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:46,270
Think about it, Blade.
499
00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:49,440
We could wipe them all out
in one single move.
500
00:51:49,649 --> 00:51:51,192
So, what's been holding you back?
501
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,611
The lethality in vampires is still spotty.
502
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:56,948
The bottom line is, we need
a better strand of DNA to work with.
503
00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,742
We need Dracula's blood.
504
00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:02,411
Because Dracula is the progenitor
of the vampire race...
505
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,872
...his DNA is still pure.
506
00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:09,585
It hasn't been diluted by a hundred
generations of selective mutation.
507
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:15,466
We get his blood, we can boost
DayStar's viral efficacy to 100 percent.
508
00:52:15,675 --> 00:52:17,718
All the vampires go bye-bye.
509
00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,848
So can we just go right ahead
and sign you up...
510
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:24,183
...for one of our secret
Nightstalker decoder rings?
511
00:52:30,148 --> 00:52:31,899
Oh. Uh...
512
00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:35,361
Holy shit. Um... Gentlemen and hottie...
513
00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:38,281
...we have a wide assortment
of ass-kickery...
514
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,324
...for your viewing pleasure today.
515
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:44,245
Electronic pistol.
Comes in a variety of tasty calibers.
516
00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:46,539
Explosive rounds.
517
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,791
Yeah, but with a concentrated
burst of UV light...
518
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,835
...instead of your standard
hollow points.
519
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,628
I call them sundogs.
520
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:55,882
Hedges. Super Size me, sweetheart.
521
00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:00,761
This little peashooter,
it's a modified version...
522
00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:03,556
...of the Army's Objective
Individual Combat Weapon.
523
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:05,349
Sundogs, stakes...
524
00:53:05,558 --> 00:53:06,976
...heat-seeking mini rockets.
525
00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:10,354
Basically, whatever gets you hard,
this puppy will pump them out.
526
00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:15,026
Course, it doesn't have
the range of a sword, but...
527
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:18,696
Oh, God. Over here, we--
528
00:53:18,905 --> 00:53:22,450
We call this the UV Arc.
529
00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:27,622
Whoa. Sorry. The two points are connected
by a powerful UV laser--
530
00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:29,749
- Hedges, I'll take it from here.
- Yes.
531
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,960
This bad boy is half as hot as the sun.
532
00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:36,380
It can cut through vampires
like a knife through butter.
533
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:39,759
We're still trying to sort out fact
from fiction when it comes to Dracula.
534
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,178
Turning into mist? Kind of doubt it.
535
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:45,765
General shape-shifting? Maybe.
536
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:49,060
Not into a bat or a wolf
or anything like that...
537
00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:53,064
...but another human,
with practice, could be possible.
538
00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:56,567
Because he wouldn't have
a traditional skeletal structure.
539
00:53:56,776 --> 00:53:59,946
Something more like a snake's,
with thousands of tiny bones--
540
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:03,491
I have a-- I have a question
about that, Hedges.
541
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,409
Have you ever been laid?
542
00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:07,870
Many times.
543
00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:09,121
With ladies.
544
00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,583
Time for a little refresher.
545
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,003
Weakest link in the vampire
chain of command...
546
00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:18,130
...has always been their familiars.
547
00:54:18,339 --> 00:54:20,466
Since the vampires can't go
out in the daylight...
548
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:23,386
...they get the humans to do
all their dirty work.
549
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,304
We bleed the wannabes...
550
00:54:26,097 --> 00:54:28,349
...sooner or later,
they'll take us right to the real.
551
00:54:28,975 --> 00:54:30,518
I got you some new wheels.
552
00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,144
You take care of it, now.
553
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,486
She's making playlists.
554
00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:43,406
She likes to listen to MP3s
when she hunts.
555
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,866
It's like her own internal soundtrack,
you know?
556
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:49,996
Dark-core, trip hop, whatever
kids are listening to these days.
557
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:53,582
Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhoff fan,
you know?
558
00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:51,682
Eventually, you know,
your head is gonna pop off.
559
00:55:51,891 --> 00:55:54,018
Fuck! No, no! Please! Please!
560
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:55,353
Who's your handler?
561
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:58,773
I don't know my fucking handler.
I swear. I swear!
562
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:01,108
Oh, shit! Please! Please! Aah!
563
00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:07,448
Oh, it's you.
564
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,241
I'll take that.
565
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,620
Come on. Let's go. Come on.
566
00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:17,792
Hello?
567
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,043
Hello?
568
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:23,089
Hello, this is Dr. Vance.
You paged me.
569
00:56:23,381 --> 00:56:24,382
Heh.
570
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,051
It's for you. Yeah, go ahead.
571
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:28,719
Hello?
572
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,471
Aah!
573
00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:34,183
You know, at some point, you, uh--
574
00:56:34,392 --> 00:56:36,644
You might wanna consider
sitting down with somebody.
575
00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:38,687
You know? Have a little share time.
576
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:42,191
Kick back. Get in touch with your
inner child. That sort of thing.
577
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:46,779
Also, just a thought, but you might
wanna consider blinking once in a while.
578
00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:55,830
I'm sorry, I, uh...
I ate a lot of sugar today.
579
00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:14,098
Hey.
580
00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,517
You just can't walk in here like that.
Unh!
581
00:57:24,442 --> 00:57:25,443
Excuse me, sir.
582
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:33,951
Don't do that.
583
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:54,597
- Where's Vance?
- I'm sorry, you can't see Dr. Vance now.
584
00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:05,274
Sit.
585
00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:11,405
Can I, uh...? Can I help you?
586
00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:13,574
Remember me? Time for payback.
587
00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:16,076
All right, Vance,
what the hell do you know?
588
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:21,040
Oh, Jesus. It's him.
589
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,833
Abby, it's Drake!
590
00:58:38,516 --> 00:58:41,060
So you're the hunter they all fear.
591
00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:44,021
- I had a feeling about you.
- Just shoot him!
592
00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:45,606
Go ahead, Blade.
593
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:46,982
Show me what you're made of.
594
01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:19,992
Oh, my God!
595
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,202
He got my baby! Aah!
596
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:25,122
No! My baby!
597
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,809
Ah. Careful, Daywalker.
598
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,852
I've been told about you...
599
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,979
...your weakness for humans.
600
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:32,606
Why'd you kill Vance?
601
01:01:32,815 --> 01:01:34,942
He'd outlived his purpose.
602
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,819
He died a good death.
603
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,612
Quick, clean.
604
01:01:38,821 --> 01:01:40,572
I wouldn't know anything about that.
605
01:01:40,781 --> 01:01:42,116
You will.
606
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,578
How are you able to survive in sunlight?
607
01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:48,997
Haven't you read Stoker's fable?
608
01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:52,710
I was the first of the vampires.
609
01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,838
I am unique.
610
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:58,841
- So that's why they brought you back.
- Of course.
611
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:02,094
They believe through me
they could become Daywalkers.
612
01:02:07,558 --> 01:02:09,017
Look at them down there.
613
01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:12,020
Scurrying around like insects.
614
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:16,150
They don't know anything about honor
or living by the sword...
615
01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:17,943
...not like you and I do.
616
01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:21,905
Do you think they could ever grasp
what it means to be immortal?
617
01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:23,365
You're not immortal.
618
01:02:24,116 --> 01:02:27,745
I must have heard hundreds of you
rodents make the same claim.
619
01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:31,206
Each one of them have tasted
the end of my sword.
620
01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:33,250
Perhaps I will too, then...
621
01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:36,920
...but I think it is more likely,
the next time we meet...
622
01:02:37,129 --> 01:02:39,423
...you fall before mine.
623
01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:41,508
Catch!
624
01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:01,737
Cootchie-coo.
625
01:03:03,739 --> 01:03:06,408
Did you see that guy?
We're gonna lose, man. We're gonna--
626
01:03:06,617 --> 01:03:08,702
Oh! God!
627
01:03:08,911 --> 01:03:10,704
We're gonna fucking lose!
628
01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:12,331
- Okay.
- Ugh.
629
01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:15,375
What did the one lesbian vampire
say to the other?
630
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:20,172
- Shut up, King.
- See you in 28 days. Ha, ha!
631
01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:23,634
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What--?
What is that? What are you doing?
632
01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:26,678
It's an elastic protein, okay?
It's gonna stop the hemorrhaging.
633
01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:29,056
Okay. Is it gonna hurt?
634
01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,974
Yeah, it's gonna sting a little.
635
01:03:31,183 --> 01:03:32,601
Really? Unh.
636
01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:38,190
Fuck me! Ow!
637
01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:43,862
I had a family once.
638
01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:46,949
Wife, two daughters.
639
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:53,872
Then a drifter came calling
one evening.
640
01:03:55,207 --> 01:03:56,250
A vampire.
641
01:03:57,793 --> 01:04:00,045
He toyed with them first.
642
01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:05,676
Tried to make me decide
which order they'd die in.
643
01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:09,304
I've been doing this a long time.
644
01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:11,557
Since before you were born.
645
01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:15,352
I don't want this life for you, Abby.
646
01:04:58,145 --> 01:04:59,354
Hey, Blade.
647
01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:02,107
I got a question for you.
648
01:05:02,316 --> 01:05:04,776
Say we're successful.
Say we wipe out all the vampires.
649
01:05:04,985 --> 01:05:06,528
What then, huh?
650
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:08,989
You ever ask yourself that?
651
01:05:10,282 --> 01:05:16,622
I mean, somehow, I don't picture you
teaching karate at the local Y.
652
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:29,009
He hates me, doesn't he?
653
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,344
Yeah.
654
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:43,440
Why do you wear that symbol?
655
01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:49,112
Old habits.
656
01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:54,868
I was a good Catholic school girl.
657
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,665
- Once.
- I was there when they crucified him.
658
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:04,419
He died for their sins.
659
01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:06,630
Not mine.
660
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,467
And what are your sins?
661
01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:15,597
Would you care to confess them?
662
01:06:19,935 --> 01:06:21,728
Take it off.
663
01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:24,564
Why?
664
01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:27,526
I will make you a better one.
665
01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:55,595
There's an old saying:
666
01:06:58,432 --> 01:07:01,643
"Kill one man, you're a murderer."
667
01:07:02,394 --> 01:07:05,647
Kill a million, a king.
668
01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:09,359
Kill them all...
669
01:07:10,402 --> 01:07:11,987
"...a God."
670
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:38,972
Why do you do that?
671
01:07:39,848 --> 01:07:44,102
Because there's something bad
inside of me.
672
01:07:45,604 --> 01:07:47,522
This keeps it from getting out.
673
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:49,691
Why can't you just be nice?
674
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,741
Because the world isn't nice.
675
01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:04,998
I found where the vampires are working.
676
01:08:05,332 --> 01:08:07,417
Biomedica Enterprises.
677
01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:10,295
They've been buying up
all sorts of supplies.
678
01:08:10,504 --> 01:08:11,963
Check it out.
679
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:14,633
Taq polymerase.
680
01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:17,552
Bone-marrow growth supplement.
681
01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:20,639
Genetic-sequencing enzymes.
682
01:08:20,806 --> 01:08:23,433
- Hm.
- You want a party favor?
683
01:08:24,059 --> 01:08:26,686
Lucky seven. Silver hollow points.
684
01:08:26,895 --> 01:08:28,230
Done.
685
01:08:57,843 --> 01:08:59,177
You wanted to see me?
686
01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:01,304
We've got trouble.
687
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:04,141
Doing a little moonlighting, chief?
688
01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:05,684
Shit!
689
01:09:17,404 --> 01:09:18,905
What are you doing here?
690
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,449
Talk.
691
01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:23,201
Talk.
692
01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:28,206
Spill it!
693
01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:29,499
You know what we're doing.
694
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:31,626
What's inside?
695
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:42,095
Now, what's behind door number one?
696
01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:46,224
I can't tell you. They-- They'll kill me.
697
01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:48,393
Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you.
698
01:09:48,602 --> 01:09:50,103
I'll just enjoy it better.
699
01:09:58,445 --> 01:09:59,946
You know the routine.
700
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,006
Lights.
701
01:10:21,301 --> 01:10:22,344
God in heaven.
702
01:10:38,318 --> 01:10:39,945
What is this place?
703
01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:42,948
It's a blood-farming facility.
704
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:53,166
Vampires decided that hunting humans
on a piecemeal basis was...
705
01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:54,668
...too inefficient.
706
01:10:55,669 --> 01:10:58,630
Why kill your prey
when you can keep them alive?
707
01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:03,927
Under optimal conditions,
a donor can generate...
708
01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:06,680
...anywhere from 50 to 100
pints of blood.
709
01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:08,974
Productive.
710
01:11:10,684 --> 01:11:12,310
Where do you get all these people?
711
01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:16,731
They got processing centers
in every major city.
712
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,984
At any given time, there's what...
713
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:22,779
...2, 3 million homeless
wandering around America?
714
01:11:22,988 --> 01:11:24,739
They just pull them in off the streets.
715
01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:28,660
Nobody cares about them.
716
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:32,247
We're doing this country a service, really.
717
01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:37,252
Vampire final solution.
718
01:11:38,336 --> 01:11:40,297
Are they aware?
719
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:42,465
Do they feel anything?
720
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:45,343
They're in a chemical-induced coma.
721
01:11:45,552 --> 01:11:47,012
They're brain-dead.
722
01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:52,225
Look at this.
723
01:11:52,851 --> 01:11:54,477
This the future you want?
724
01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:59,065
Do you think that they have
a place for you in their future?
725
01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:01,401
We don't have a choice.
726
01:12:02,402 --> 01:12:04,904
They're going to win.
Can't you see that?
727
01:12:05,405 --> 01:12:06,531
He's come back!
728
01:12:06,740 --> 01:12:08,867
There's nothing stopping them now.
729
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:10,577
There's me.
730
01:12:11,536 --> 01:12:12,954
Go.
731
01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:16,333
You got 20 seconds.
732
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:20,503
Twenty.
733
01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:29,387
Shutdown password, what is it?
734
01:12:29,596 --> 01:12:31,348
Harvest.
735
01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:33,391
Put it in.
736
01:12:49,491 --> 01:12:50,617
Let's go.
737
01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,965
Where'd you go?
See? I turned my back on you.
738
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:08,760
- You win.
- One more, one more.
739
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:12,597
"Now, Nome King,
having never tried to be good..."
740
01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:15,475
...was very bad indeed.
741
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:19,312
Having decided to conquer
the land of Oz...
742
01:13:19,521 --> 01:13:22,023
"...and to destroy Emerald City..."
743
01:13:22,190 --> 01:13:25,276
I get that paper and I'm chillin' on the low
744
01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:27,862
All I need is more money, more
745
01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:32,909
- This ain't no video game.
- This ain't no video game.
746
01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:36,413
Oh!
747
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,039
Come on, now.
748
01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:07,402
Dude, you're dead.
749
01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,495
Mom, the lights are weird.
750
01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:20,248
What do you mean?
751
01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:21,916
They're going on and oh'.
752
01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:27,005
Guys?
753
01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:31,551
Zoe, I want you to go,
and I want you to hide, okay?
754
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:34,179
Like we talked about. Go on.
755
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:12,800
Zoe?
756
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,428
Get out of here, Zoe!
757
01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:19,265
Hide! God dammit, Zoe!
758
01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,772
Something's not right.
759
01:18:18,111 --> 01:18:19,320
King!
760
01:19:26,471 --> 01:19:27,638
Zoe?
761
01:20:08,930 --> 01:20:10,264
Zoe.
762
01:20:11,224 --> 01:20:12,767
Zoe?
763
01:20:15,019 --> 01:20:16,187
Whistler.
764
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:33,639
Use it.
765
01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:37,852
Use it.
766
01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:43,900
Use it.
767
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:06,714
Back oh', pooch.
768
01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:12,803
Jesus Christ!
769
01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,765
What the fuck?
770
01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:19,018
- Good dog.
- What the fuck?
771
01:22:23,064 --> 01:22:25,191
His name's Pac-Man.
772
01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:29,153
We've been porting the vampire gene
into other species. Experimenting.
773
01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:33,240
You made a goddamn
vampire Pomeranian?
774
01:22:34,951 --> 01:22:36,035
Yeah.
775
01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:43,417
Precious, isn't he?
776
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:45,670
Well, that depends who you ask,
because clearly...
777
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:47,880
...this dog has a bigger dick than you.
778
01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,969
And when the fuck
did you see my dick, fuck-face?
779
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:55,888
Ow!
780
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,474
I was talking to her!
781
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:04,188
Poor King.
782
01:23:05,106 --> 01:23:08,275
You look so distraught.
783
01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:14,156
- Unh!
- Give me that chair.
784
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,210
You're tasting a little bland, lover.
785
01:23:26,419 --> 01:23:29,255
Are you getting enough
fatty acids in your diet?
786
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:32,299
Have you tried lake trout?
787
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:34,093
Mackerel?
788
01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:37,513
How about you take
a sugar-frosted fuck...
789
01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:39,682
...off the end of my dick?
790
01:23:39,890 --> 01:23:44,812
And how about everyone here
not saying the word "dick" anymore?
791
01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:47,732
It provokes my envy.
792
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,324
Tell us about Blade, King.
793
01:23:57,533 --> 01:24:00,077
What's this weapon
he's been planning?
794
01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:02,788
I can tell you two things.
795
01:24:04,415 --> 01:24:06,083
One...
796
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:10,421
...your hairdo is ridiculous.
797
01:24:11,464 --> 01:24:16,594
Two, I ate a lot of garlic,
and I just farted.
798
01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:18,262
Silent but deadly.
799
01:24:19,847 --> 01:24:22,099
Spit it out, you fucking fruitcake.
800
01:24:22,308 --> 01:24:25,102
All right! Fuck!
I'll tell you about the weapon.
801
01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:34,779
It's a new flavor-crystal formula.
802
01:24:34,987 --> 01:24:36,947
Twice the chocolatey goodness,
half the calories.
803
01:24:37,156 --> 01:24:39,575
Plus, it helps prevent
tooth decay. There.
804
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,294
You're brave, King.
805
01:24:50,503 --> 01:24:51,837
I'll give you that.
806
01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:56,759
But underneath all that swagger...
807
01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:59,845
...I know what you really fear.
808
01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:03,766
What would hurt you
more than anything else.
809
01:25:17,196 --> 01:25:22,076
You don't wanna go back
to being one of us, do you?
810
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:34,421
I'm gonna bite you again, King.
811
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:39,218
And I'm gonna leave you here
while you turn.
812
01:25:39,426 --> 01:25:43,055
I'm going to watch you day after day...
813
01:25:43,264 --> 01:25:47,601
...as the thirst
keeps building and building.
814
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,564
And then...
815
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:55,359
...when you can't stand it anymore...
816
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,701
...I'm gonna bring the little girl
in here...
817
01:26:05,369 --> 01:26:07,079
...for you to feed on.
818
01:26:09,039 --> 01:26:11,208
Would you like that, King?
819
01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:15,921
Would you enjoy taking her life'?
820
01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:34,064
Now we're getting somewhere, my pet.
821
01:26:56,170 --> 01:26:57,463
Are you all right?
822
01:26:58,756 --> 01:27:00,716
Yeah. I'll be fine.
823
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:05,429
Don't let it turn inward.
824
01:27:08,098 --> 01:27:10,726
Ever since I can remember,
I've had this...
825
01:27:12,019 --> 01:27:14,271
I've had this knife...
826
01:27:14,647 --> 01:27:16,941
...of sadness in my heart.
827
01:27:20,361 --> 01:27:26,742
And as long as it's there,
I'm strong and I'm untouchable.
828
01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:32,164
But the moment that I take it out...
829
01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:40,172
...I'll just die.
830
01:28:38,856 --> 01:28:41,650
- He's one of ours.
- My name is Caulder.
831
01:28:41,859 --> 01:28:43,902
I'll be your driver this evening.
832
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:56,123
Sommerfield left you a video message.
833
01:29:00,169 --> 01:29:02,379
If you're watching this,
I'm already dead.
834
01:29:03,339 --> 01:29:07,885
If Zoe's alive, I want you to promise me
that you'll take care of her, okay?
835
01:29:08,093 --> 01:29:10,721
I've been reading her
the Oz books every night.
836
01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:14,350
We just started reading
The Emerald City of Oz.
837
01:29:14,558 --> 01:29:16,852
You know, the one
with the Nome King.
838
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:23,359
I think I've managed to cultivate
a workable strain of the DayStar virus.
839
01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:26,570
As a precaution, I transmitted
the genetic sequence to Caulder...
840
01:29:26,779 --> 01:29:28,864
...in case our main stock
was destroyed.
841
01:29:29,740 --> 01:29:31,700
In order for it
to achieve maximum lethality...
842
01:29:31,909 --> 01:29:34,203
you're gonna need to interfuse it
with Drake's blood.
843
01:29:35,079 --> 01:29:38,916
Now, if it works, every vampire
in the immediate vicinity...
844
01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:40,584
...should die almost instantly.
845
01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:43,420
There's one other thing.
846
01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:46,590
Blade, you need to know...
847
01:29:46,799 --> 01:29:49,343
...there's a chance the virus
could destroy you too.
848
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:50,844
Because you're a hybrid...
849
01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:54,098
...I'm not sure if your immune system
will be able to tolerate it.
850
01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:59,728
I'm sorry. We just didn't have
enough time to properly test it.
851
01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:05,859
So shall we take a look
at the plague arrow?
852
01:30:06,985 --> 01:30:10,531
I only had time to fabricate
a small amount of DayStar.
853
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:16,412
However, I was able to outfit it...
854
01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:19,790
...in a compressed-gas projectile...
855
01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:27,047
...that can be shot from one
of the four-barrel rifles or a bow.
856
01:30:29,508 --> 01:30:33,095
Either way, you must be sure
that the shot counts.
857
01:30:34,054 --> 01:30:36,473
You will simply not have enough
for a second shot.
858
01:30:46,608 --> 01:30:48,110
Do you know who I am?
859
01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:51,113
You're the Nome King.
860
01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:52,781
Huh.
861
01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:54,783
The Nome King.
862
01:30:54,992 --> 01:30:56,827
How sweet.
863
01:30:57,035 --> 01:31:00,122
Tell me, child, do you want to die?
864
01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:01,623
I'm not afraid.
865
01:31:01,832 --> 01:31:03,375
I'll go to heaven.
866
01:31:04,209 --> 01:31:05,294
There is no heaven.
867
01:31:05,502 --> 01:31:08,797
No God, no angels.
868
01:31:09,006 --> 01:31:12,217
The only thing in your future
is nothingness.
869
01:31:12,426 --> 01:31:14,470
But what if you could change that?
870
01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:17,473
What if you could
remain a child forever?
871
01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:19,933
Wouldn't you like that?
872
01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:21,977
Wouldn't you accept that gift?
873
01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:26,273
My friends are coming to kill you.
874
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:42,075
Gonna be sorry you did that.
875
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:43,869
Why?
876
01:33:45,704 --> 01:33:47,998
Nobody's coming for you, King Shit.
877
01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:51,209
Sure they are.
878
01:33:51,835 --> 01:33:52,961
God.
879
01:33:53,170 --> 01:33:58,550
See, one of the things you fuckheads
need to know about us Nightstalkers..
880
01:33:58,759 --> 01:34:03,972
...Is that when you join our club, you get
all sorts of groovy little door prizes.
881
01:34:04,181 --> 01:34:08,810
And one of them is this nifty little tracking
node surgically implanted in your body.
882
01:34:10,937 --> 01:34:11,980
- Bullshit.
- Yeah.
883
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,486
See, when one of us goes missing...
884
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:21,490
...the others,
they just dial up the satellite...
885
01:34:21,698 --> 01:34:23,241
...which is in space.
886
01:34:23,450 --> 01:34:24,951
And then, presto...
887
01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:27,621
...instant cavalry.
888
01:34:28,705 --> 01:34:29,915
You like that, huh?
889
01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:32,668
Go fuck your sister.
890
01:34:32,876 --> 01:34:34,503
Okay, King-
891
01:34:36,004 --> 01:34:39,341
Where is this tracking node of yours?
892
01:34:40,384 --> 01:34:41,927
It's in my left ass cheek.
893
01:34:43,387 --> 01:34:44,596
Fine.
894
01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:46,515
It's in my right ass cheek.
895
01:34:48,266 --> 01:34:50,268
Okay, I'm-- Okay, seriously, now.
896
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:54,856
It's in the meat of my butt,
just below the Hello Kitty tattoo.
897
01:34:58,485 --> 01:35:01,279
Seriously, just pull down
my tighty-whities and see for yourself.
898
01:35:01,488 --> 01:35:04,157
Enough! It's not funny anymore!
899
01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:06,785
No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch!
900
01:35:06,993 --> 01:35:09,287
But it will be a few seconds from now.
901
01:35:10,706 --> 01:35:13,542
That tickle that you're feeling
in the back of your throat right now...
902
01:35:15,127 --> 01:35:17,713
- Unh.
- ...that's atomized colloidal silver.
903
01:35:17,921 --> 01:35:20,382
It's being pumped through
the air-conditioning system...
904
01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:23,218
...you cock-juggling thundercunt!
905
01:35:32,269 --> 01:35:35,397
Which means the fat lady
should be singing...
906
01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:39,234
...right about now.
907
01:35:46,616 --> 01:35:48,910
Heh. This is awkward.
908
01:35:50,787 --> 01:35:52,414
Do you have a cell phone?
909
01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:19,483
Um...
910
01:36:19,649 --> 01:36:21,067
Little help here.
911
01:37:03,485 --> 01:37:05,487
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
912
01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:06,988
- Where's Zoe?
- Drake's got her.
913
01:37:07,197 --> 01:37:08,406
Okay.
914
01:37:12,369 --> 01:37:13,411
Thank you.
915
01:37:14,663 --> 01:37:16,248
Brought your toys.
916
01:37:17,249 --> 01:37:18,625
Try to keep UP-
917
01:39:26,544 --> 01:39:29,172
- Abby!
- Hey.
918
01:39:30,548 --> 01:39:32,133
You okay?
919
01:39:32,342 --> 01:39:34,302
Okay. Let's get you out of here.
920
01:39:34,511 --> 01:39:35,553
Watch out!
921
01:39:56,574 --> 01:39:58,159
Fuck me.
922
01:40:01,329 --> 01:40:03,999
Fuck me sideways.
923
01:40:08,003 --> 01:40:09,045
Oh, yeah.
924
01:40:09,629 --> 01:40:11,881
He's a cute little guy, aren't you?
925
01:40:12,090 --> 01:40:13,174
Good little puppies.
926
01:40:13,383 --> 01:40:15,176
Yeah, you're gonna stay.
927
01:40:15,385 --> 01:40:16,720
You stay.
928
01:40:17,303 --> 01:40:20,640
Oh. There's a pretty smile. Yeah.
929
01:40:20,849 --> 01:40:22,517
I'm going to, uh...
930
01:41:03,058 --> 01:41:06,186
Hey, dickface, you seen my dog?
931
01:41:06,394 --> 01:41:08,313
Have you tried the lobby?
932
01:41:10,732 --> 01:41:11,858
Thank you.
933
01:41:17,781 --> 01:41:18,907
Fuck...
934
01:41:19,115 --> 01:41:21,659
- Come on, King.
- ...this.
935
01:41:39,219 --> 01:41:40,553
Blade.
936
01:41:41,721 --> 01:41:43,306
Ready to die?
937
01:41:46,101 --> 01:41:48,186
I was born ready, motherfucker.
938
01:41:51,022 --> 01:41:52,482
"Motherfucker."
939
01:41:52,690 --> 01:41:54,109
I like that.
940
01:43:38,713 --> 01:43:41,007
Broke my arm.
941
01:47:29,026 --> 01:47:31,362
Are you ready to die, motherfucker?
942
01:49:02,411 --> 01:49:03,663
Give it up.
943
01:49:03,871 --> 01:49:05,331
Come on. Give it up, King.
944
01:49:05,873 --> 01:49:08,042
Give it up. Give it up.
945
01:49:08,251 --> 01:49:09,377
Give it up.
946
01:49:36,487 --> 01:49:37,780
Hang in there, kitten.
947
01:49:37,989 --> 01:49:39,323
I'll get help.
948
01:49:49,792 --> 01:49:51,877
Funny, isn't it?
949
01:49:52,420 --> 01:49:57,008
All this time, my people were trying
to create a new kind of vampire...
950
01:49:57,216 --> 01:49:59,969
...when one already existed.
951
01:50:01,596 --> 01:50:03,222
I don't need to survive.
952
01:50:03,431 --> 01:50:06,559
The future of our race rests with you.
953
01:50:08,060 --> 01:50:09,812
You fought with honor.
954
01:50:10,021 --> 01:50:11,689
I respect that.
955
01:50:13,149 --> 01:50:15,109
Allow me a parting gift.
956
01:50:16,569 --> 01:50:18,070
But remember this:
957
01:50:18,946 --> 01:50:22,074
Sooner or later...
958
01:50:22,283 --> 01:50:25,661
...the thirst always wins.
959
01:53:25,216 --> 01:53:26,383
And Blade?
960
01:53:27,593 --> 01:53:29,428
The virus didn't kill him.
961
01:53:29,845 --> 01:53:32,515
Because he was a hybrid,
his heart never stopped beating.
962
01:53:32,681 --> 01:53:34,517
It simply slowed down.
963
01:53:34,683 --> 01:53:39,396
And so he slept, waiting for the moment
he could walk the earth again.
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