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Ruslaan and his elder brother arrive on the platform.

On the platform, his brother hands him an envelope.

What's inside it?

The envelope has the exact amount of cash that Ruslaan needed!

Moved by his brother's sacrifice, Ruslaan's eyes get moist.

Now he realizes how much his elder brother loves him.

The end.

Marvelous! Bravo!

Incredible weaving of the story, young man!

What's your opinion, Mademoiselle Ravina?

It's nice...

Nice!

Thank you, thank you so much!

Sir, what about the next step?

What next? We'll give you the LOI, then you start writing the screenplay.

As simple as that!

Oh? Alright!

I was wondering who do I discuss money with?

With no one!

We'll give you the LOI.

Letter of Intent...

And we'll sign you.

- Okay. -So you're gonna get great exposure and experience.

Yeah?

Sounds great but...

Would sound even better if money is given!

We have the intent. To pay you someday.

We'll discuss the money after the film is cast?

- Yeah. - How is that?

Sure, of course Sir, who would you intend to cast? As the lead actor?

Ravina, whose dates do we have?

We have Hrithik, Abhay and Emraan.

All of them have their dates free in October.

Sir, I think SRK will fit like a glove, in this character!

It's not about the script, it's about the dates.

Whoever is available, gets cast and that's how films get made.

And this is the "golden rule" of the Industry.

Exactly!

And SRK is the king, my friend!

You need to earn the privilege to work with the king.

See you...

Sir is quite knowledgeable!

Of course, it's the experience!

Don't worry, you'll get there!

Yeah.

Hi, come in!

Hi.

Do you know who he is?

No...

He does the dialogues for Dil Le Gayi Kudi Gujarat Ki.

Aayush Verma myself!

Myself, Romil Jha!

Sit, sit.

So Aayush, is this your own original script?

Or is there a co-writer attached?

The story is based on Premchand's Elder Brother.

But the screenplay is mine.

Okay, cool then, just get the Premchand guy next time for the meeting.

I'll get him to sign the LOI.

Cool?

And what are your thoughts about Monsieur Manto?

Just get him to send his CV!

I'll see it. Cool?

Yes, where are you?

Hello brother, reached the cafe!

Right here!

- Hello brother! - Hi!

- How are you? - Great.

- Sit, sit. - Yes.

- Coffee? - Yes brother!

Already got one, have it.

Wow!

Abhishek was all praises about you.

Really?

I am a fan of your tweets!

More so of your wisdom hacks on hashtag Aayushmanbhava series, incredible!

I get to learn a lot from you!

It is no big deal,

I just pour my heart out.

Some people like it, it touches them.

See, what a fountainhead of humility!

I had sent you a story. Did you read?

How was it?

Atrocious!

Meaning nonsensical.

Brother, I was saying

why don't I narrate it to you once?

Brother, please.

This narration culture has ruined the industry.

No one bothers to read the script here.

But I did.

Don't mind, but the bottom line is that it's not good.

Okay, tell me something.

What is your backstory? Where are you from?

I am a pass-out from AK Institute of Engineering, Noida.

What is your need?

Money!

And your want?

Respect!

From my family members!

They think of me as a loser without achievements.

Hence, I want their respect anyhow!

See, how passionate you sounded?

Do you know why?

Because your backstory, need and want are clear.

Unlike your character's.

Where do you live?

Mira Road, brother.

I am sharing a flat with another brother.

To be a writer, the first thing is to shift to Andheri West.

Isn't this Andheri?

Yes, this is Andheri West.

But this is Aram Nagar.

Not a moment of rest here for anyone!

Juhu-Bandra people assume only strugglers loiter here.

Strugglers who eventually buy bungalows in Juhu and Bandra!

I see.

Make friends. Keep networking.

Hang at Blue Tokai and start drinking black coffee.

Attend film festivals.

Prepare a story bank.

Five film ideas. Five series ideas.

Keep a spec-script ready.

What did you say? Spec...

Speculation script.

A script that can be developed into a film or not.

It demonstrates your ability as a writer.

I see.

And, most importantly...

Never ever make the mistake of writing a film with two heroes.

By the way, brother, I googled your name.

But couldn't find your name in any movie's credits.

Any work that has seen the light of the day yet?

Four films, two TV shows and one celebrity's 'autobiography'...

those are his achievements!

Whoa!

Only my work has been showcased, but not my name!

- It's called ghost-writing. - I see.

One does get paid for it, but the credit goes to a different writer.

By the way, meet Gayatri, My Wife-to-be!

Sister-in-law? Greetings!

- Congratulations, brother. - Thank you.

Not his wife at all, just a work wife.

If we were a real couple, we would have been divorced by now.

I am also a writer.

But you have the face and features of an actor!

- Am I right, brother? - Absolutely.

Just a writer...

Except I don't have the knack to sell myself!

That Aayush does for me!

Brother Aayush is out of this world!

Some years ago, at an open mic I became a fan of her poetry.

Since then, I've taken it upon myself to make her a screenwriter!

But brother, you made money writing for others but

hasn't any of your own work seen the light of the day yet?

I've written 25 so far.

Written the 26th one recently, Dhoom Dhadaka!

Were those 25 scripts no good?

Do me a favour, you can leave.

Mira Road is pretty far, right?

Get going.

We have a deadline to meet. Have to get some work done.

- Okay? - Yes, okay.

Greetings.

- Bye, brother! - Okay, bye.

Listen! Come here.

Yes?

When you finish doing everything I said,

then come and meet me.

For pitching the story,

I will share with you the numbers of producers and directors.

Thank you! Thank you so much, brother!

But listen, we work hard and only then, we enter the arena.

Promise!

- Alright? - Promise!

Thank you. Bye!

Yes, sister-in-law?

Even I wanted to ask.

You've written 25 scripts and not a single got made.

Why so?

In this city, without luck, even a good script doesn't get made for years.

And I've written good, bad and all kinds of scripts.

But Dhoom Dhadaka is your best script.

I mean, it's a little problematic and sexist, but

it feels layered and also funny.

One hit gives one the license to make six more.

Wait and watch, the wind changes with time...

I seriously think you should buy your script back from Rakesh Raman.

Provided Rakesh sir gets time off from selling properties.

Listen, out with the laptop. Let's start.

Isn't that Jivika from Dil Le Gayi Kudi Gujarat Ki?

Sanya Sen. You know her?

I know everyone!

Of course!

Okay, the show is called Khoon Mein.

Khoon Mein?

- Okay? - Okay.

And you are playing this young daughter

of the biggest prostitute in Kolkata.

But you want to become a doctor.

Okay...

However, your mother is really disappointed with you.

Because she feels, you know, you should take the family lineage ahead,

and become the biggest prostitute in Sonagachi!

Basically, she has this theory,

if a doctor's child can become a doctor.

Why can't a prostitute's child be a prostitute?

I mean she's a feminist

and she is really proud of who she is.

I mean you should really consider this.

We'll... We will let you know.

Titu kisses Minty...

Why did you save my name as Stalker on your phone?

You will step out for coffee and dinner with me...

How very cute are you Minty from Calgary!

Good, good...

Very long day.

Yeah, he came today.

Nothing, I told him that your script...

Thank you.

Is not fit for Karma Productions!

He asked why, and I said it can be made at a very low budget.

We don't work on such low budgets.

You know what he said?

No issues.

We'll move the setting from Meerut to Manhattan!

I was like, "what the fuck!"

Who was that?

Seriously, what jokers do I have to deal with?

Listen, Priyanka, let me call you back.

Listen, what about the rent?

How long will you continue to freeload on me?

Tell me?

Have a bite, you just got home.

Yes. Now tell me.

Don't you see a younger brother in me?

See more of a worthless son.

Been raising you for eight years like a father.

Once Dhoom Dhadaka gets commissioned,

I will pay back what I owe you.

I see.

All of it.

We are out of ration. Get it refilled.

- Sure, will do. - Good!

Send your share...

Actually, send my share for now too.

I will transfer the money to you.

Been 10 years, you crook.

Nothing has changed in you and your bank balance. And never will!

Rupesh, the wind changes with time.

That day will never come.

Wait and watch, the wind changes with time.

You are just one big talker!

This is where lies the future of the Industry.

I don't trust it with anybody.

Your father is not open to any reasoning anymore!

It's been 10 years since you moved there.

Forgo this stubbornness and change your profession.

Or take up a part-time job?

Even Premchand worked on two jobs.

Tell Dad he doesn't have to come here.

And if he's missing me then tell him to transfer Rs. 10,000

Regularly you complain about being broke,

But then you buy veggies from an AC supermarket.

Let's talk later, Mom!

I agree with Aunty.

We are still struggling,

but spend like the elite.

Since you always agree with her,

Why don't you become her daughter-in-law? As I keep insisting...

"Love and business, I never mix".

What film?

Band Baaja Baaraat.

Pasta...

Pasta...

Fusilli...

Fusilli...

Isn't that your Rakesh sir?

Who?

Ask him to return Dhoom Dhadaka?

Hold it!

Rakesh Sir!

I saw you, sir! Rakesh sir!

Son Aayush!

Are you also here to buy wine?

No Sir, why would I buy wine here?

I only judge those who do!

Because the same wine bottle is available at half the rate outside!

Fantastic line, son!

That is why I say that a writer is God and God is writer!

Sir, you say that but don't apply it.

I keep texting you. You read but don't reply.

Son, have you tried these chips?

- That's pasta, sir. - I see.

Snacks. Where can I find snacks?

You don't pick up my calls, sir.

Sir!

Sir, I've been waiting for years.

If you don't want to make Dhoom Dhadaka, then return my script!

I will pitch it to someone else.

Aayush, I can't find a hero for your script.

Rajkumar doesn't like your script.

Ayushmanshakti is not in the mood.

Ranveer is all focused on Don!

Who should I go to now?

Tell me. Tell me.

Sir, what about Kartik Aaryan?

He has no dates until 2026.

Sir, what about him?

This... Kunal Kumar, Sir.

Kunal is like my child.

I have him signed for six years now.

Then talk to him, Sir.

He's a mass star.

And he has run into some issues with the remake of his South film.

His dates are also available in October!

Will Kunal fit the role in your script?

Fix a meeting, sir.

I will tweak the script according to his macho image.

I see.

Sir, this can be your blockbuster!

Do one thing, son Aayush.

Anything sir!

Talk to your four-time National award-winning Bengali director.

If he comes on board, then Kunal will say yes.

How can I talk to him? You talk to him, sir.

I don't know Bengali. You talk.

I go now.

I've to show a 4bhk.

Wish me luck!

I hope your cooking is better than your writing.

Here I am trying to cook something for you, and you are taunting me!

Hello.

Hello, Aayush. What are you doing?

Nothing, sir. Just making pasta. Would you like some?

Forget the pasta.

I am going to pave the path to your future.

Kunal is ready for a narration!

Grab that Bengali director and meet me at Film City.

Yes, sir!

Brother!

God!

He didn't finish making the pasta?

No.

Bloody escapist!

Brother, I watched your film starring Bumba Da on Prime.

It was too slow.

There is a Hindi film in talks.

That will be fast.

But the producers here are too slow!

Brother!

You are ignoring my calls, and feasting on this brownie!

This is not the way to make a film.

Your producer is an idiot!

The other day he was giving me a lecture on the phone

on how to direct the opening sequence.

I have won four National awards!

- Of course, brother. Of course! - Teaching me shot-taking!

Rakesh sir is not bad at heart, just outspoken.

The other day he said, he will choose the cameraman too!

Brother, why do you take him so seriously?

You should learn to ignore him.

You do as you please!

Just like you do with my feedback.

Not at all, brother.

Let's come to the point, Dada.

Rakesh sir has convinced Kunal Kumar for a narration.

His dates are available in October and he also has Kunal signed.

Kunal Kumar.

Kunal Kumar, brother!

He gets a 10cr opening on day one.

And your film Dwesh.

When it was released he watched it twice in the theatre.

And also tweeted "Big Fan!".

Just because Kunal is a self-made star,

I am ready to work with him.

Thank you so much, brother.

If he were some nepo-kid, then I would have never agreed.

Of course.

And tell Rakesh I will decide all the HODs.

Done.

Tell him to focus on his catering and property dealing.

I will handle creative.

Of course, brother. You are the captain of the ship!

What are you doing?

Kunal Kumar is waiting for a narration.

Brother, no.

Guys, you called me at 5.30 am.

Can anyone ask whether I got food or not?

Hey, Verma.

What are you doing here?

I came here to do the hair and make-up.

Hair and make-up?

Narration, of course.

Which one?

Don't you know? Punjabi spy turns singer, singer turns spy.

You are out of Punjab, but the Punjabi isn't out of you.

So what? Represent your culture, bro.

How was the narration?

It's been three days.

Today is the fourth.

They will call me again tomorrow.

Took four hours

to discuss the hook step of the opening song.

When will I narrate the story?

Oh hey...

This is Anirudh brother.

- He's won three National Awards. - Four!

How nice, sir!

My pleasure, sir.

See you then. All the best.

Where is your... producer?

Sir, Kunal Sir hasn't arrived yet. It's been a while.

Kunal is a very hard-working actor.

Until he has given the perfect shot, he won't come.

Aayush...

Even if the director is okay with the first take,

he gives three more safety takes

Too good! Fantastic!

Kunal has amazing dedication and focus.

Yes, we can see that, sir.

You are seeing it only now.

I've been watching him since he used to roam the streets of Lokhandwala

with his portfolio.

Old friend.

I am just getting into a meeting. I will call you back.

Rakesh sir. How are you?

How are you, Majid?

I'm good.

Kunal is not with you?

Oh, just a second.

Kunal, yeah.

Where is he?

Kunal!

- Okay. - I'll wait for you! I'll wait!

So Kunal is in the zone for an intense scene.

So he sent me for the narration.

Let's get started? Come, please sit.

Aayush, how long will it take you to narrate the entire script?

No need to narrate the full script.

Rakesh sir is family!

And Kunal sir is a big fan of Dada himself!

Just narrate the story, that should be good.

Okay, sir.

I'll narrate the story.

They look at each other.

Eventually come closer.

And then finally... Titu kisses Minty.

And finally when the family gives approval for their marriage,

Titu and Minty run away from their own wedding!

Cut... The End.

Whoa!

Sir, the story is nice.

But the problem is Kunal has himself written a script called Delhi Ganesh,

which he wants to do next.

So...

But, Majid, our script is ready!

Let's do this one first,

we'll do Kunal's script next.

And we've had Kunal signed since so long!

What says you?

Actually, that's a great idea, sir.

Let's do a deal for both of them.

First Dhoom Dhadaka and then Delhi Ganesh.

Brother!

Brother, will you be able to manage?

This will be a one-man Industry Kunal Kumar's film.

Not one of your art films,

where you roll the camera and loiter on a cigarette break.

I've won four National Awards!

Awesome! Let's get to work then!

My only vice, the illness of sugar,

you sweet in the first place, and then this hangover...

- No... - Sir.

Sir, please.

Majid has asked for a cheque of 5 crores by tomorrow.

And Kunal gave so many likes for the song, ask brother!

He loves the song! He was begging me that he really wants to do the film!

I see.

Your film is getting made, son!

Go and book a new car immediately.

If you process the signing amount for me...

Sir, my second installment is also...

It's pending?

Do one thing, son.

You are coming to Abhishek's party tomorrow, right?

Yes, sir.

Then collect your cheque there.

- Okay, sir! - Yeah.

I am so happy for Abhishek!

He deserves all of this and more!

True.

But if I hadn't recommended his name for Pataal Lok,

he'd be nowhere.

Point.

What rubbish?

The Industry getting Abhishek is my doing.

I've many more anecdotes of Gulati.

By the way... that guy you sent...

- Yes. - He came to see me.

Faizal.

I met him.

He's a bright boy but very talkative.

You are no man of few words yourself.

I curate people to meet keeping their cores in mind!

His uncle was my professor in college.

I see.

I'll do something.

Nasreen! I said Chardonnay!

Don't have this, guys. I'll be right back.

All said and done, he nailed it as Hathoda Tyagi.

Yeah, you're right!

Then why don't you guys cast him?

If we cast good actors as A-listers,

the industry will course correct too soon.

Brother, how are you?

It's so good to see you!

People still invite Rocky Wadhwani to their parties?

He has delivered five back-to-back flops.

Unbelievable.

This Juhu-Bandra gang gets extra credit.

If this was some actor from Aram Nagar,

he would have had to return to his village by now.

Aayush...

Wait a second.

In this industry, only star sons have got

more than what they deserve!

Star daughters too. Don't get me wrong.

Excuse me.

Who are you?

Aayush Verma. Screenwriter.

Screenwriter?

Which films have you written, Aayush Verma?

I've written several films, but none got made so far.

So let's talk only when they are released.

I have done five projects as a lead!

Tere Mere Liye. Love Ka Bharta, Lucky Kamina, Power Plan.

Shift Kara De. And Shift Kara De got 7.1 on IMDb!

Okay.

So next time, at these kind of parties

when you make these general sweeping remarks,

on established people like us!

Look at yourself in the mirror first.

Get it?

Yeah.

[indistinct chatter]

- Yeah. - Yup.

That was a great line!

His father must have paid for it still just 7.1 on IMDb?

Should have been an 8 at least!

Established!

Back in two minutes...

When you arrive in...

[upbeat song continues]

Dilemma You...

Rakesh ji, this song is perfect for Nunnu!

Nonika ji.

I don't know anything about you and Kunal's "Nunnu",

I have already promised this song to Urvashi. Baby!

Won't I look great in this song?

So sweet.

Majid. This song is mine.

Baby, this song is mine, right?

This song is mine.

- Baby. - Mine.

Majid, when I meet Kunal to discuss the script,

I will discuss this song as well. You don't worry.

Baby!

Sir, my cheque?

Yes, your cheque.

It's time, sir.

Have fun.

- Sir, what about my... - Wait, brother. First Baby!

Hurry up, Amar bhai. You have been making excuses!

You will only go to high-end parties like Akshay Kumar's, right?

No, come over.

Bye-bye.

Don't get complacent.

Your hard work has only begun. Understood?

There are many more hurdles to overcome.

Then you will understand

that being a part of a good hit film

is nothing short of a miracle.

Your patronizing speech could have included a congratulations at least.

Shut up, idiot.

Am I your industry friend?

I will wish you the best of luck.

Because one seriously needs luck here.

- Come inside. We'll celebrate this, too. - Coming.

[indistinct chatter]

Do you know Neha wasn't given credit on the poster of her own film?

Neha Yagnik?

- Imagine. - I spoke to her.

I told her...

if your producer doesn't give you front credit in the trailer,

you tell me.

I will tag and tweet about it.

In our industry, writers have to fight with producers for credit,

like soldiers at the border.

This is the condition! In 2023!

One hit!

Hardik, let me get one hit!

And I will fix all the mess-ups in this industry.

I will change the entire industry!

Why do you industry people talk about films all the time?

Why can't we discuss something else?

What else do you expect? You are in Versova!

Forget her. You tell me.

What are you going to do after your first hit?

Let me guess.

After his first hit, he will move to Hollywood like Shekhar Kapoor.

No chance!

Let me tell you what I am going to do.

What?

I'll make a film with SRK.

The best film of his career!

I wrote it immediately after Dilwale.

Script number 13 in my "Special 26".

It's called Masala.

- Masala. - Masala.

- Nice title. - Masala!

You are the OG Viceroy of Versova, Aayush!

Your dreams will definitely come true.

Dude, even Aryan has become a writer-director now.

There is a long waiting list for SRK now.

You will need at least four hits to get to him. If at all.

If at all!

I've been working hard for 10 years now.

SRK is my God.

And Mannat is my place of worship.

Just watch...

Wait and watch! Someday... the winds changes with time.

Absolutely.

SRK will call me one day...

Bro...

He will call me one day, and you will spill that drink again just like this!

Go for it!

Don't you feel like giving up?

This film-making process is so tough!

The long wait and the uncertainty...

Is it even worth the effort?

In India, films are not just films.

It's a picnic for the family,

a meeting point for couples,

mingling spot for singles.

Stress buster for office and college-going crowd.

What we make is the biggest medium of entertainment for our people.

And for art fanatics like us, it's a method to preserve our culture.

But OTT has...

OTT, DVD, Blue-Ray, Cassettes, Satellite.

Eventually fizzled out.

But cinema never budged.

And it will always hold its ground.

Do you know why?

Because there's 'Ma' in the word itself.

You know, I hope your Dhoom Dhadaka starts soon.

Yeah.

Oh my God. Congratulations!

Aayush, this is amazing news! I am so proud of you!

Thank you so much.

Wait, I am telling everyone in Adalat.

Right. Let's celebrate.

Let's go home, I'll open a bottle of wine.

We'll watch Before Sunrise.

I am going to be a big writer now.

Not today, Aayush. Some other day.

Okay.

Titu comes out of his house wearing a leather jacket.

Looking all macho.

He turns around. The house is on fire.

But Minty's Valentine's gift is still inside

Even though his neighbours try to stop him,

Titu jumps in the fire,

and puts it out with his bare hands.

When he exits the house saving his mother, sister and Minty's gifts,

he looks at a very scared Minty and says...

"Forgive me, but your gift has become hot like me."

Shibu, order an avocado salad for me.

Rakesh sir, what will you have?

You order, son. I have already eaten.

All good at home?

They looked fine until this morning.

Brother?

One mutton biriyani from Oh! Calcutta.

Aakash, what will you have?

Sir, I...

Aayush is the writer. He can have anything.

Anything.

Continue. Continue.

I'll continue the story, sir.

Rakesh sir, I'm not getting in the groove.

I don't feel charged up!

Aayush, put some energy into it!

With background music.

Sir that reminds me...

next up is the first playback song.

Nutella Tu.

This song Nutella Tu... will be done by Nunnu.

Nunnu?

She is taking belly dancing classes. She is looking fantastic.

Right, Majid? We have spoken to her.

Nonika loves this song!

- Very good. - She will do justice to this song.

Superb!

But, son, I promised Urvashi the song!

You're saying no to me for an item song?

I am doing your film, right? Then?

Why do you need anyone else?

I am a fucking industry by myself, Rakesh ji!

No, no, Kunal. I've made a commitment to Urvashi!

She is such a sweet girl. Just like your sister!

If your wife finds out... that you've become Urvashi's Vishwamitra...

she will ban your entry at home!

Kunal, I think you mean Menaka's Vishwamitra.

But, brother...

Aakash, am I the writer? No. You are.

Is it my job to be factually correct?

- No. - No!

You got the context, didn't you?

Got it, sir.

Yeah, good.

Idea, Sir!

Let's do a duet.

Sunidhi Chauhan, Shreya Ghoshal.

Nunnu... I mean Nonika ma'am and Urvashi.

Both will be happy!

What an idea!

That's why I say, a writer is God and God is writer!

Urvashi and Nunnu. Bola re Bola!

What say you, Kunal? Good idea!

Duet?

I am out of this.

This is no fun, and I don't feel charged at all!

No, Kunal sir.

We can change things according to you.

Sir, we can change...

Sorry, Aayush.

What the hell...

This is your office. Where are you guys going?

Brother, you say something.

Brother.

Aayush, there is too much bad blood.

I've won four National Awards!

I don't want to do all this!

Sir, you talk to him. Please, try.

Even Guruji has said no.

This script is a bad omen!

I am sorry, son Aayush.

My cheque bounce!

- What? - I stop payment!

I go.

Come, Guruji.

Next time I will get a charger for the idiot.