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Original subtitles

Gunsmoke, starring James Arness as Matt Dillon.

What are you reading about, Doc?

Doc? Huh?

What are you reading about? I'm reading about that raid in Sedalia.

What happened in Sedalia?

Fifteen or twenty fellas rode into town and they robbed the bank and they got

about $20,000.

Just let me tell you this, Doc.

It ain't never gonna happen in this town.

Cause there ain't no gang, no place in this whole country that's got nerve

enough to hit Dodge.

We're gonna hit Dodge. We wasted enough time already.

We don't need much time.

Go in like we planned. We'll get rid of Dylan.

Take the bank, be halfway to Oklahoma before he knows it.

I thought you said he was too smart to trick.

Well, he is, so we don't try to trick him.

We give him a real problem.

The kind of a problem no good lawman can turn his back on. If it times out, we'll

be in the clear.

Right on 11.

Best be getting on out of here. I don't like it.

We'll be heading out of that ranch just ten minutes before Dylan's supposed to

ride in.

And that's too close for comfort.

Well, we can't leave no earlier.

Something might go wrong.

Yeah, it just might.

It just might.

Sure would be a shame, wouldn't it? Something messed up Stark's figuring.

We just might be able to do a little figuring of our own.

Marshall. Marshall. I gotta talk to the Marshall.

All right.

Billy, what's happened? Somebody get Doc.

They killed Pa.

You gotta get him, Marshall.

They killed Pa.

Who you talking about?

Two men. They come in this morning.

All right, now take it easy. Billy, get him inside, will you?

I'll get the horses before you can get to ride.

you open that safe. There's no money in the safe. That's one, two.

All right.

All right. Don't shoot.

Nobody gets hurt if you do like we say.

them followers, Matthew?

It was the Stark gang, Festus.

I recognized Jim Stark and two of the Fralies.

Marshal!

Marshal!

What is it, boy? Doc's gone. He's gone.

Gone? What are you talking about?

Two men.

They took him.

Doc called one of them by name.

I think it was McConnell.

McConnell?

Get the horses, Festus.

Now, boys, listen to me, all of you.

Get your horses, every man that can ride, and meet me back here right away.

We're going after him.

Easy, Jeff.

Take it easy.

It, uh... It don't look good, Jimmy. He took two right in the belly.

Then we get him across the county line to Mullenville and leave him there.

All we can do.

Well, we really don't know them folks in Mullenville.

They stayed in line as long as we was all in town, but no telling what they

might do to Jeff if we leave him there alone.

He stays in Mullenville.

We go on just like playing. Ain't no changes, Webb.

You stay with him if you want to, but money goes on with us.

That's how you figure, Jimmy. That's how it is, Webb.

Long as things is done my way, they come out right.

You got a complaint?

We go along with it, Jimmy, but a man can't be... A man can do what needs to

be done. When he don't, something happens like that Marshal showing up.

Now, take your choice, Webb.

Mull and Bill are right here.

Stay with them if you want to, but the rest of us and the money...

It goes on just like playing.

Hey, Jimmy.

McConnell and Pence are coming. They're bringing somebody.

Whip? Yeah. Oh, Whip.

Fucking Doc Whip.

How you doing, Whip? All right.

Right over here, Doc. Come on.

He caught two of them. Right, Nick?

All right, where's Clell? What are you doing here, and who's that?

I was just gonna ask you what happened.

We didn't know what was going on when that boy rode into town at 1 o'clock

instead of 1.30.

He came in at 1?

That's right.

Oh, that Clell Wiggums. Can't anybody around here obey orders?

And you, you were supposed to stay and dodge another day. I know.

Pence saw Jeff go down, lost his head. First thing I know, he's running off

after that doctor.

So I didn't think it'd be too healthy for me to stay around. All right, all

right, all right.

Let's get out of here. We must have left a trail a blind man could follow.

Now hold it, Jim. The doctor, he's got to have some time to patch him up.

He can have all the time he wants, once we get to Mullenville.

Jeff is never going to make it to Mullenville.

Webb, you better talk some sense into his head.

We're going to stay here.

Us and the doc.

Me too, Jim. He's one of us. You take your half the money and go on ahead.

Ain't no time for a split now. I take it all.

Anybody can't get back to Missouri, they don't have to get their share.

You know the rules?

Maybe some of us figure that one of your rules ain't worth a man's life.

Well, then some of you are figuring waiting here.

Starting right now or until a posse comes breathing down to your back.

Okay, boys.

You call it.

Uh, Jimmy.

Jim, you're calling the turns. We all agreed on that.

But I think we can let the doctor have a little while.

Guarantee there'll be no posse leaving Dodge City for a spell.

How can you guarantee that?

I saw Jeff get hurt, saw Pence going for the doctor, figured we might need a

little time.

So, uh, made sure we got some.

and get that fire out the back of her gate. Take the horses out of the stable

as soon as you can.

mighty easy in that digging, Doc.

This here's our baby brother.

Well, if not, Doc, you pay attention. You do the best you can for him, you

hear? Yeah, that's why we brought you out here, Doc.

You gotta keep him alive.

Now, you'll kill me.

That it?

Why don't you do that?

Why don't you just shoot me right now?

I haven't got anything to say about this at all, have I? You got everything to

say.

If Jeff lives, you live.

All right, shut up.

Take a hold of him there.

Don't let him move.

Oh, no, he's not going to move, though. No.

Just how much longer are they going to be? Take it easy, Jimmy. We'll make out.

I should have killed them.

I should have killed them both.

No man ever talked like that to me. We need them, Jimmy, boy. We're a long ways

from Missouri.

Well, we ain't getting no closer than just sitting here.

Look at McConnell.

He ain't fretting. That means that...

Dodge City's in bad trouble. They won't be bothering us for a spell. You can

count on that. I still don't like it.

First time anything's ever gone wrong.

That boy coming in early.

Clell knew better than that.

You, uh... You don't suppose he killed that old man and them girls, do you?

Clell don't take to harnessing, you know.

Lots of men don't.

Keeping them out of Dodge like you done.

They'll stay, harness a whole lot of them. That's the only way we ever got

anywhere.

So help me.

If Clell killed them people... That's why we need the Fraley's, Jimmy.

Once we get to Oklahoma, everything will be all right.

All right.

All right.

But once we hit the Neosho...

We ain't gonna be dragging no dead weight.

Maybe the Marshal got Clell in the plane.

Maybe he cut some time off and he heads straight south.

We're going straight to Mullenville.

I want to hear what Clell has to say before I kill him.

Well, I'm... I'm tired. That's what's the matter. I'm gonna get in the breath

here for a minute. I don't care what you do.

You got it wrong, Doc.

Jimmy doesn't hold with killing.

Yeah, but... Stephen's family would be awful happy to hear about that.

Talk to that old man. His daughter's got hurt.

Jim Stark had nothing to do with it. Oh, no, of course not.

No, he's a fine fella. Good Samaritan and everything. Gives money to folks.

Poor Confederate veteran abused by federal troops.

Well, he's overplayed that a little this time.

I'm afraid you're wrong there, Doc.

Five years now. Five years? He's been getting away with murder and robbery.

Everything.

He won't get away with it this time. He picked the wrong town and the wrong man.

Very soon now, Jim Stark's gonna look over his shoulder.

There he'll be.

Who? You know who.

Doc, by the time your friend the Marshal's able to come for us, we're

gonna be in Texas.

Scattering like the four winds.

You're pretty sure of that, ain't you? I personally saw to it that Mr. Dillon

wouldn't have a hope of starting for us till tomorrow morning.

Now, boys, listen to me.

They got Doc with them and they're putting miles between us while we stand

here arguing.

If we don't get started, we're going to be chasing the wind.

Now I'm going. Those of you that are with me, get mounted.

I'll ride with you, Marshal.

Sam, I want you to stay here and take care of things in town.

Kitty, don't worry.

Everything's going to be all right.

Matt.

Bring him back.

Door clear.

Hold it right there, Clell.

We've been fretting a lot, Jimmy, at least William McClain here has.

And I know that everything go off just as smooth.

Then how come a Stevens boy come in a Dodge at 1 instead of 1.30?

We done everything you said, Jimmy. We tied up the old man.

You were supposed to scare that boy, Clell.

Then let him go in time to reach Dodge at 1.30.

I told you, Clell, I told you.

Shut up, McClain.

When anything we could do, Jim, boy got away before we could stop him.

Because you was liquored up, Clell.

Because you had your mind on them girls.

You know I wouldn't do anything like that, Jimmy.

You didn't even stay to keep the Marshal busy.

You lit out.

You left him on us.

I knew everything would be all right, Jimmy.

I knew he wouldn't get back on time.

He said to meet you here. I'd be late.

So he came fast.

You're a liar, Clell.

You went against my orders just like you done in Mullenville. Well, that's fine,

boy. Just fine.

If you figure on taking over, giving orders yourself.

You know better than that, Jimmy. I never had any idea.

Go on, Cleo.

Go on.

Take over.

I tried to stop him, but if you don't believe it, I guess you'll have to kill

me too You get the other side and get get some

saddles on them fresh horses

Well,

I'm

sorry about all this mr. Lee But no one who rides with Jim Stark goes around

killing honest folk when they do. When I made the deal with Mr. McConnell, he

didn't say nothing about killing.

Mr. Early, you had a son lost in the war.

And Jim Stark's never been known to take money from honest folk, working folk.

That money comes from the banks and trains of northern millionaires who got

rich in the blood of innocent men.

We do what's right with it.

It goes back where it belongs.

T.R.?

I

don't want this money, Mr.

Stock. Not all this. You take it, Mr. Early. You take it.

You pay your taxes.

Keep your farm.

If there's any left over, get yourself some blooded cows.

Get Mrs. Early a red bonnet.

Mama, she had a red bonnet.

Took great pride on it, too.

She was aware when the Federals burned down our farm.

Luckily, she died and had a red bonnet.

You think people believe that? Does he think so?

Well, sir, some say Jimmy's ma survived that federal attack.

Some say she runs a saloon in Dakota Territory.

Likely the same ones who claim not all that money gets back where it belongs.

Poor folks. They don't know what kind of a man they're helping.

You, you're as bad as he is.

Maybe even worse.

Please, Doc, I thought we were friends.

Oh, well.

Great friend you are.

Dodge City will vouch for that.

Dodge City and a lot of other places.

Hey, Doc, get in here quick.

Your wife's a real good cook, mister. I think we're much obliged.

Thank you. Thank you.

Pants. Doc.

Doc.

Pants.

How's he doing, Doc? Is he any better?

He's got an awful fever. He's burning up. Some cold claws I can hear. Somebody

get some cold water quick.

Kid, you hang on, huh?

Doc here's gonna fix you up just fine. Yeah. Ain't you, Doc?

Well, I've done just about all the fixing I'm gonna be able to do. He needs

rest. I've told you that. He needs a lot of rest.

Yeah.

Jim.

We tell Earleys what to do, Webb.

Gotta fix him up real good.

Well, we can't leave him here alone with you. What can we do?

Get him a ride. We can't walk all the way home. Doc, what if he was to rest

here tonight?

Yeah, then he could ride tomorrow.

Jim,

we can give Jeff one night.

What do you mean, one night?

Well, we can't leave them here alone. They'd hang them for sure.

We've been together a real long time, Jim.

Now all we're asking you is just the one night.

Donald, how long you figure we got?

I don't see how they can get out of dodgements before tomorrow morning.

All right.

I reckon we owe Jeff something.

But this night pays it off.

For good.

Okay.

Saddle them ready, Jimmy. All fresh mounts.

We'll be in Oklahoma for sunup.

We're staying tonight.

Staying? Yeah.

Get yourself something to eat.

Take first watch.

Oh, yeah, sure, Jimmy. Anything you say.

Get back down to Trail of Peace and keep your eyes open. All right, Jimmy. What

about the horses?

Leave him saddled.

Looks like we're staying the night to give Jeff a chance to perk up.

Like it or not, he'll take a turn for the worse before the night's over.

Don't look to me like he's breathing there, Doc.

He's breathing all right. Something better than he was.

Amazing. He's a tough kid.

Always was.

You and me both know he ain't gonna be fit to ride in the morning, don't we,

Doc?

Well, you're gonna be in bad shape, if that's what you mean. That's what I

mean.

You know, Doc, I like you.

I'm gonna see you get back real soon.

You see, if Jeff dies, say, in about one hour,

then we'd hightail it out of here and you'd be free as a bird.

If he dies?

Like I said, I like you, Doc.

But if he's still hanging around my neck in the morning, I ain't gonna like

nobody.

You better think it over real good.

It's McClane.

Something's wrong.

What?

They're coming. Maybe an hour back. Who's coming? How many of us? A whole

mess of them riding right up the valley.

Dodge? What a way to run and get no close look.

Couldn't have started from Dodge already. All right, all right. They're

out there. That's all that matters.

Webb, Pence, we're riding.

We got fresh horses. We run off the rest.

If they came all over from Dodge, we'd be dragging tail by now. Now, come on.

Let's move.

Let's go.

United States Marshal. I'm looking for a gang of men that rode by here not long

ago.

I don't know nothing about no gang of men.

Oh, foot. We tracked them right smack to your place.

I tell you, I don't know nothing about no gang of men.

Mister, you know what the law says about helping criminals escape?

Now you tell me what you know or I'll throw you in jail.

Well,

all right.

A gang of men did ride in here about an hour ago.

They forced their way into my house. They ate all my food.

And then they took my riding stock and headed north.

And that's all I know.

They've been here all right, Marshal. We found tracks going south not more than

an hour old.

Ain't no sign of nothing, Matthew.

Spare a bullet, a piece of biscuit or anything.

All right, let's move out. Marshal.

We ain't got a prayer.

Them riding fresh animals, we're prone wore out, Marshal.

Boys, we came out here to do a job. We're not quitting till we get it done.

All right, let's mount up.

Sure hope Doc's all right, Festus.

You see all the blood on the floor in there?

So be it, Matthew.

We gotta have that doc for five minutes, Jim.

All right.

Yonder over that draw.

Doc,

he talked to us for a little bit, then he kind of just slipped off like.

He's starting to get better, ain't he, doc?

Pence?

Did it ever come on to you Doc might be trying to slow us up just so his friend

the Marshal can keep on us?

No, I don't reckon he'd be that stupid.

But Jeff don't seem none too good to me.

I don't figure him to make it.

You, Doc?

Well, I don't figure any of you to make it.

He's not.

Huh? Unless he gets some attention.

And you're not.

You got a posse behind you, and Lord knows how many lawmen are ahead of you.

Jimmy, that marshal ain't never gonna turn back.

Things are getting pretty tough before long.

All right, let's get a move on like we planned.

That's five minutes.

Blood, Matthew.

Well, them fellas must be hurt pretty bad.

A bunch like them. You'd figure they'd just run off and leave anybody that bad.

Well, they probably would, Festus, unless it was one of the Fraley's or the

Stark's. Tell you what I can't figure. I thought for sure they were headed for

Silver Creek, but look at these tracks.

They're headed dead south.

Can't go too far south, Matthew. There ain't nothing but desert out, Johnny.

I know.

Let's get started.

Matthew, we can't go much further. We ain't, none of us got a lick of water.

And if we don't get us some rest directly, why? The best is we can't take

a rest.

That bunch isn't taking any.

All right, boys, let's get started.

Marshal, a man's got a right to kill himself by pushing a dumb animal.

Till he busts his heart open.

It don't make sense.

Boys, listen to me.

All of you.

I'm gonna tell you the truth.

If we let them get away from us now, they're gone for good.

We'll never see any of them again.

Is that what you want?

About four or five hours back, but still coming.

All right.

If Marshall figures I hang on, we'll see if he can carry them horses across the

desert. McConnell?

How far to them salt plains?

Oh, we should be able to make it before sundown.

What's between us and them?

Not much, just a way station for the stage line and a couple of dirt farmers.

All right, good.

We'll get a change of fresh horses and make sure that Marshall and Posse stay

just like they are.

And for them salt flats, it just shows your foot high, man.

Fifty miles across and no water.

I've heard the buzzard can't even make it across there.

They're desperate men, Festus.

Matthew, we... Looks like they know about the way station too.

United States Marshal out of Dodge City.

Put your guns down and come on out.

If this is a trick.

It's no trick, mister.

We're after the Stark gang.

They was here all right. You say you're from Dodge?

That's where they killed them folks, ain't it?

Where'd you hear about that?

A fella on the stage gave us the story.

We didn't put much stock in it till that bunch got here.

Did they have a doctor with them? Little fella with a mustache?

That's him. Was he all right? As far as I can tell, he didn't come inside. But

he got in a wagon with a man, looked like he was hurt.

What do you mean, a wagon?

They took one of ours.

Tried to get all our fresh horses, too.

But Orly here managed to get three out and hit him behind the hill.

Mister, we could sure use those horses.

You're welcome to him, Marshal.

I hope you get the whole rotten gang.

We got one.

I reckon they figured he wasn't worth no more trouble, so they took off, headed

south. Sire.

The Moons are still headed for the desert, lad.

Yeah.

We gotta go back.

Shut up, McClain.

Ain't nothing back there but a rope.

We're going on.

Well, animals give out.

When that desert cold sets in tonight, he won't last till daybreak.

Well, then you can ride in the wagon, or you can walk, or you can crawl, but

we're going on.

Not us, Jimmy.

My mother Pence is back there dead.

Trying to get supplies for all of us. I ain't gonna let Jeff go, too, just on

your say-so.

We're gonna take our half the money and go around.

Well, Webb, you never had no shakes for knowing something.

All right.

Now, who figures Webb's got the best hand to play on?

Jimmy, ain't nobody trying to cross you.

There's still a coming back there.

It ain't a working out this time.

One side of the fence together, McClane. The man who straddles the top, he's sure

to get brought down.

Jimmy, food and water, fresh horses we got go a long way.

For three.

Sure they had right to stay on their tails out of the way, Matthew. They

ain't even got each other now.

But they still got the money. And they still got Doc, Festus.

Gonna wait for the posse or go ahead on?

Oh, it'll probably take the boys a while to round up the rest of that fresh

stock. Now we're gonna keep on their tail.

Time's one thing we're not gonna give them.

That bother you?

That's all right, it's all right.

Well, you're pretty lucky.

Take one in there, no excessive bleeding, no infection.

Pretty lucky fella.

Maybe I live right.

You done a good job. I ain't much sorry we brought you along.

No, I know that.

You needed me.

If you hadn't have, I'd be laying back there with the frailies. Your brother

just seemed to that.

Jimmy don't kill without no good reason, Doc. He took a lot from me.

Come on, get it!

Come on!

All right, Doc, get up. Well, wait a minute. I said get up! Well, you told me

to get up. I know what I said, but I made a mistake.

Ain't no time to rest now. Your friend the Marshal, he's still back there.

Jimmy, we're ready to roll now. These horses got some rest.

They must have rode all night long. There's only two of them. They can't go

much longer without sleep.

I don't think they're going to stop to sleep.

I reckon they stopped long enough to get you buried. These are not dark.

Jimmy, we got fresh water.

Horses are all right. They don't stand a chance of catching us. We got no use for

them. We got no use for them.

T.R., you reckon you're feeling fit enough now?

Fit as a fiddle, Jimmy boy. Still got a ways to go, Jimmy.

Might just be a nice ace in the hole if we got up against it.

How's that?

Well, Matt Dillon sets a pretty great store by him. Most folks in Dodge do.

If something should go wrong, we might be able to swap his hide for a few extra

miles.

No harm in carrying him along till we see.

I can ride now, Jimmy. We can make better time.

Yeah.

T.R. T.R.

I want you to ride in the wagon. I want you to rest nice and easy like.

You see that wagon?

You see that wagon?

That wagon full of supplies, that's going to get us across the middle of the

desert.

Why, your friend the marshal, your friend the marshal, he's going to be

feeding the buzzards, Doc.

Matthew, we ain't gained a inch on them all day, and they ain't losing a step.

Maybe we could take a run at them. They ain't but a mile or two. These horses

ain't in too bad a shape. Maybe we could get within rifle range.

Festus, don't forget one thing.

They still got Doc with them.

Biggest problem's gonna be getting him out alive.

We got the edge on them, Jimmy. Plenty of water, horses.

They can't last much longer. It's Dillon. You hear me? It's Dillon. He

done all this. He kept that posse still coming. I ride straight into hell and he

still back up. They're crazy, that's what. He's no lawman. He's crazy. I told

you.

You told me what?

We picked the wrong town.

McConnell, get them horses up the rocks. Tie them good.

Jimmy. All right.

He wants Jim Stark.

Let's see what he does when he gets Jim Stark.

TR, you remember, Dylan's mine.

He's mine.

McConnell, don't you fight till I tell you, you hear?

Fastest cover, mate.

I'm gonna try and get a little closer.

All right.

Did you see him fall off that horse?

I saw him take it to belly. I saw him take it. Jimmy, you don't know you

killed him. Don't tell me I got him. I got the lousy stinking bag. Listen to

me. He's not dead.

You're crazy, T.R. Jimmy.

I saw him roll.

He's there.

He's there. I killed him.

He's finished.

T.R.? T.R.? Jimmy.

Don't kill it.

Nobody... Nobody ever tell you nothing.

Jimmy.

Teddy.

Let's go get Doug.

Don't forget there's one of them left.

Drop those guns.

I'll kill him.

You kill him, McConnell, you lost your ticket out of this desert.

Now drop the gun, let him go.

Let's go, Doc.

You all right, Doc?

I'm well.

Doc, you know, there's quite a chance you took making that move.

Left a trail of blood clean across Kansas and then wind up with a mouth

full of blow sand.

That's something I never will understand.

Why is it the McConnells and the Starks keep thinking that's an easy way to make

a living?

It's time for a toast.

He's one year older, but still cool ass.

He's still knocking them down. I'd hate to hang out with a guy your size.

Without breaking a sweat.

He's still the man with the ice cold stare.

Doing things his way.

Cool ass.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

Fox Classics has one week of cool movies to celebrate Clint Eastwood's birthday.

Black Belt.

Correct. Happy birthday, Clint. Stay cool.

Coolest Clint Week, Monday 8.30.

You want some?

Fox Classics.

The following program is rated PG.

Parental guidance is recommended for people under 15 years.

You're watching Fox Classics.

Thank you for being a friend.

Travel down the road and back again.

Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidant.

invited everyone you knew you would see the

biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say thank you for

being afraid

How'd the interview go?

Terrific. I have my choice of summer jobs.

Three interviews this week, three offers.

That's because you're showing more leg like I told you.

I don't think the woman at the employment agency was interested in my

legs. Grow up. Don't you watch TV?

80% of the women in prime time are switch hitters.

Ma, TV soap operas aren't real life.

I'm not talking characters.

I'm talking actresses. Pick up an inquirer sometime. You'll learn

something.

I am exhausted. I have spent this entire day bed shopping.

Have you no shame?

Bed hopping nowadays is sexually irresponsible.

Not bed hopping, Ma. Bed shopping.

Yeah, right. Nice cover.

It's true, Sophia.

I need a new bed. My old one is falling apart.

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