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Hey, baby.

How are you? Hey, Mom.

How's it going?

Good. Good.

Um, what are you... What are you making for dinner tonight, Mom?

Oh, uh... What do you feel about takeout?

Yeah, that's cool. We usually don't... It's not like a normal night to do that,

though.

No, but, um... Can you maybe... You just... Can you get takeout?

I'm going to go out tonight.

Oh, like you're going on a date?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Do you not mind?

Oh, so you don't... You want me to just order food?

Yeah, like can you just... Yeah, that's... Spend it for yourself this

evening. I'll lift you some money.

Okay, yeah, mom, that's cool.

Cool. All right. Where are you going to date at?

Oh, I don't know.

He mentioned someplace, but I don't... I don't remember what he said.

Oh, cool.

Is it like... Have you seen this guy before?

Yeah, a couple times.

Yeah, a few times.

Just something casual.

Is he the one?

The one that what?

I don't know.

It's going to take me to dinner tonight?

Yes. When do I get to... Am I going to get to meet him?

We're not...

There yet, right?

Okay. Give me some time. Okay.

What's he like? Is he a cool guy?

He is.

I'm blushing. Stop.

I'm just wondering.

I'm getting the questions now.

Yes, I like him. Yes, he's cool.

Does he live close by? Am I off the hook yet?

Yes, he lives close by.

Oh, cool.

What?

No, I'm just curious.

But you like him a lot, though, I guess.

Yeah, I do.

That's cool.

I have a good time with him. He's good looking.

Yeah.

Yes. I don't know.

Are you enjoying watching me sweat?

What's he look like?

Light blondish hair, blue eyes.

Goes to the gym quite a bit, I guess.

That's cool.

Is he like...

Like your age or is he like older?

Is he older than me? No, he's not older than me.

How old is he?

Do we have to talk about this?

I don't know. He's older than you.

Okay. By a couple years.

Oh, he's like a young guy.

That's cool. That doesn't bother me.

I just think it's cool if you like him a lot.

I do.

I like his eyes a lot.

That's good.

As long as he makes you happy.

Okay.

But, yeah, you... Do you, like, leave it in now?

I should.

Gosh, you make me all nervous and stuff.

No, I just, like... All right, so money's on the counter.

I think it'd be cool to, like...

meet him if it keeps going good i don't know i don't know if you should meet him

but all right i'm gonna go jesus christ goodbye have a good night okay

Fuck. Honey?

Honey?

Uh, um... Give me my phone.

I... What? I put it... What are you doing?

Uh... What are you watching and why are you in here doing that?

Oh, my God.

I was about to get in the shower. This has been a private moment.

Or it was? Until I... Whatever it is.

Can you get some clothes on?

Can you go back to... Can you go back to your room, please?

Mom, I just... I heard... I just heard something and I saw you were

watching something and... Something you're not supposed to be seeing.

Why are you in here anyway?

God, I just was, like, curious. I'm sorry. So you decided to just... get

naked i'm sorry mom was just hot hot

i i just another guy's like he he sounds like just like me

like he like he looks he looks kind of like me from what i saw

is that the is that the guy that you yeah

I didn't... That's why I didn't want you to meet him.

Okay? It's embarrassing, alright?

Yes, he looks like you.

And he's like... He's like my age.

Yeah?

I... Honey, let's just forget about this awkward moment and you go back to your

room.

And I'll take my shower.

And let's just... What?

No, I'm sorry.

I just... You just look really good, Mom.

I just... Sorry.

I shouldn't have watched that.

Yeah.

You just look really good.

I'm not supposed to say things like that. Mom, why are you... Can you just

go?

To your room, please? Don't we have to talk about this? Aren't you, like, mad

at me? Can we come... I'm not mad at you at all. Mom, why are you having sex with

a guy that looks just like me?

We just met, and that's... No, I didn't plan it. That's just how it is.

Can you please go?

Can we talk about this later?

Please?

Okay.

Please. I know it's awkward. I'm sorry it's awkward.

Just... Can you... Oh my god.

Do you just want me to go to my room?

I was trying to take a shower.

Look, he's young and he's hot, okay?

It just happens that he looks like you.

I told you he had blonde hair and blue eyes.

I told you he was a couple years older than you.

Doesn't that mean that... That means you've thought about him.

Thought about what?

What if we

did that?

You know that's not right.

You know that's not right.

I know. I know I've not thought of anything like that.

Ever.

Yeah, do you want me to go to my room, Mom? Yes.

Okay.

Yes, I want you to go to your room.

You should already be there by now.

Yeah, okay. I'll go to my... You have a shower to take, remember?

Yeah.

Did you say I looked really good?

Yeah, Mom, you look really, really good.

You're hard and you're rubbing against me. Oh, my God.

Mom, do you want me to stop?

Yes.

Yes, please stop.

Ha ha.

too.