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[The Legend of ShenLi]

[Episode 12]

What are you looking at?

Go away.

So what if you have an immortal aura?

Big deal! Divine Immortal.

So annoying, Divine Immortal!

So you're Azure Sky King's parrot?

Go away, Divine Immortal.

What a bossy parrot.

Are you mocking me, Divine Immortal?

So annoying, Divine Immortal! Annoying!

It was me who hurt you.

You did this to me, Divine Immortal.

- That's Shush. - You did this to me, Divine Immortal.

- Stop shouting. - It's all your fault!

- So annoying. You did this to me. - Shut up.

You did this…

Shush.

It sounded so loud from afar.

How come it quieted down when I got closer?

Perhaps it got tired.

Please have a look.

Here you are.

An ice pop, please.

All right, here comes your ice pop.

Candied lotus seeds. Candied lotus seeds.

Why are you walking so fast?

Didn’t you say you would take me for a stroll?

Candied lotus seeds.

Candied lotus seeds! Ice pops!

Candied lotus seeds!

Divine Lord, hurry up.

- My Lord. - My Lord.

My Lord, I just made these candied lotus seeds.

Have a try. I'll send you more if you like them.

I don't want you to go.

A'Nuan, be good.

Daddy has to protect more people.

We'll get candied lotus seeds once I'm back.

- We'll get ten packages. - Ten? Great.

Listen to your mother.

No need.

Pack all these. I'll pay.

My Lord, how can we accept your money?

This is unacceptable.

Pack them.

What is this? It looks tasty.

It's the ice pops of our Demon Realm. They come in many flavors.

Fresh milk,

apple,

grape,

durian…

Can I try one?

Sure.

But you'll need to pay for it yourself.

Divine Lord?

I didn't bring any money today.

Please get me one.

Divine Lord, do you hear yourself?

I will definitely return it to you when I have money in the future.

You don't have to pay.

- Have them for free. - Thank you.

Don't spoil him.

If you want to eat it, you can buy it with your own money.

Didn't you promise Demon Lord that you would entertain me well?

How long has it been? I can't even eat anything.

I just want the durian one.

[Durian]

What did you say?

I just want the durian one.

I'll buy it.

Eat them all.

Is this a tea house?

Clearly not.

Sister-in-law.

- A'Nuan. - My Lord!

Sister-in-law.

Here. Candied lotus seeds.

Did my dad ask you to bring them over?

Yes. Your father said that if you want to eat sugared lotus seeds from now on, you can get them from me.

Do you want one?

Let's go over there.

- My Lord. - Sister-in-law.

Life is like a journey against the odds.

Zixia has returned to where he's come from.

My condolences.

Rest assured, Sister.

Why don't you try the durian flavored one? It won't be so bitter.

No, thanks.

All right then.

- My Lord is here! - My Lord is here!

My Lord!

It's Her Lordship!

I wasn't sure just now.

- Who is the Immortal Lord next to Her Lordship? - Yeah, who is he?

He must be Lord Furong.

I heard that Lord Furong had come to cultivate feeling with Her Lordship.

Do I look that ostentatious?

Yeah, they look like a great match.

Yeah.

Her Lordship is back.

My Lord, were you not injured this time?

Would you like to try my special remedy?

No need. Use folk remedies with caution.

Take care of yourself.

All right, My Lord.

Let's go.

It seems that the people of the Demon Realm really admire you.

Because we pay for what we buy and act with reason.

It's truly enviable.

Your life is my dream.

Let's hurry back.

Isn't the Capital City of the Demon Realm quite clean?

Where is the miasma?

I don't see any.

Did Divine Lord send me out on purpose to bully me?

Divine Lord Xingzhi restored the five-element seals at Xutian Abyss?

That's right. And the Xutian Abyss saw the most brilliant moonlight in 1,000 years.

I really want to see Divine Lord in his heavenly form.

Let's pray quickly.

They're so eager to see Divine Lord?

Then I can spread a rumor.

It seems that the plan to make Shen Li hate me

can start from here.

Come on! The rich support one's money

and the poor support one's own!

Azure Sky King's mansion is open for visitors today.

Divine Lord Xingzhi outshines the moon and makes the flowers shy, the fish sink and the geese fall.

You only need three spiritual stones for one visit.

Three spiritual stones, the children and old people are not deceived, and the goods are genuine.

Pay and enter.

Your spiritual stone is a bit small.

What's big or small?

Can we get in or not?

Of course. Do you recognize me?

I'm Her Lordship's future husband. I own half of this Azure Sky King mansion.

The front gate may be closed, but the back gate will be open.

- General Mofang. - General Mofang is here.

Who dares kick my chair?

How dare you barge into Azure Sky King's mansion? Are you asking for death?

T-This Immortal Lord said we could enter…

Oh, yeah? He can return to the Immortal Realm. Can you?

I…

It's over!

Don't go. I can let you in. Don't go.

He's just a swindler.

I'd endure it if ShenLi treated me this way.

Who do you think you are? I want to punish you for the crime of disrespect.

Don't go. Come back.

Ouch.

I didn't expect that the ice pops in the Demon Realm would be so amazing.

What a pity that I only tried a few flavors.

There are still so many flavors I want to try.

When are you leaving?

What's this?

Who did this?

My Lord, it was Lord Furong.

My Lord, beat him up.

- It was him. - Someone in the Demon Realm is attacking the Heavenly Grandson! Is there no law?

How dare you hit an immortal lord?

Mofang.

You've come.

I heard Your Lordship was back so I came to take a look.

Divine Lord, they hit me!

What happened?

- He was selling entry tickets at the back gate. - What? Tickets?

- What tickets? What was it? - Come down here.

Many people outside want to meet Divine Lord.

Didn't I just meet him in the mansion? Royal Grandfather always tells me to help others.

So, I opened the back door and thought about giving them a chance.

But I couldn't let everyone in.

So I asked for a petty fee for the ticket.

He even tied me up so that I couldn't stop him.

He's tarnishing your reputation by collecting money from the people.

He should be the only one who can cause this kind of disaster.

Sink him into the lake.

Good, very good. Do you think I can't deal with you?

Good, very good. Do you think I can't deal with you?

Yeah, you really think Her Lordship can't handle you?

I'm a loser. This is how I live my life.

If that doesn't work, just cancel the engagement. Otherwise, I will be your husband. Can you beat me to death?

If that doesn't work, just cancel the engagement. Otherwise, I will be your husband. Can you beat me to death?

I…

Beat him up, My Lord!

Don't do this again.

Didn't you hear him? Why don't you beat him up?

Yeah, why don't you beat me up?

How dare you say such things?

How dare you!

It seems the Heavenly Lord hasn't taught you manners.

Yeah, Divine Lord. He has gone too far!

Lord Furong has been arrogant and domineering since he was a child.

He often causes trouble.

Today,

I shall properly educate you on behalf of the Heavenly Lord.

Ouch. It hurts, ouch.

It seems that it is very necessary for me to stay in the Azure Sky King mansion.

All right, Divine Lord.

You have the final say in Azure Sky King's mansion.

Divine Lord's hand seems to reach too far.

Divine Lord, I was wrong.

Please don't be mad. I'll get out right now.

Lord Furong will be my husband.

Regardless of whether what he did was right or wrong, whether he was rewarded or punished, I have the final say.

This is my family matter.

I'm afraid it's inappropriate for you to punish him like that.

I didn't expect Azure Sky King to defend Lord Furong one day.

He will be my family in the future. If I don't defend his shortcomings, should I protect yours?

Please rest assured.

I will deal with the mistakes he made here.

It's not your turn to make the decision.

What's going on? Does Her Lordship not like Lord Furong?

Why is she upset when Divine Lord tries to help?

So despicable!

Lord Furong was trying to provoke you.

I can see that.

But I can't cancel the wedding.

Both realms have been on guard.

We need a marriage alliance.

So you have accepted your fate?

I'm just trying to shoulder my responsibility.

This responsibility of mine, if you say it’s called accepting fate, then it’s called accepting fate.

I don't believe Lord Furong will really go too far.

And I don't want Lord Xingzhi meddling with my affairs anymore.

Mofang, I’m afraid I can’t control my emotions well.

Please help me keep an eye on it and make sure there are no mistakes.

Understood.

My Lord, is Divine Lord Xingzhi going to stay?

Don’t worry if there are too many lice.

Let them all come and live.

[Azure Sky King's Mansion]

Dinner is ready, My Lord.

Take it away.

What's wrong, My Lord?

Nothing.

I'm going to inspect the camp. Take care of the house and keep an eye on Lord Furong.

I'm going to inspect the camp. Take care of the house and keep an eye on Lord Furong.

Rest assured, My Lord. I'm prepared. I won't let Lord Furong cause trouble.

Rest assured, My Lord. I'm prepared. I won't let Lord Furong cause trouble.

Right, My Lord.

We've been spending too much ever since Lord Furong came.

Now Divine Lord is also here. We need spiritual stones for food, clothing, and stuff.

Now Divine Lord is also here. We need spiritual stones for food, clothing, and stuff.

Shall we ask Demon Lord for allowance?

No, no.

Don't bother her with such trivial matters.

But we can't let them stay here and eat for free.

I'll ask them for money.

Lord Furong must pay.

But what about Divine Lord Xingzhi?

Don't eat, don't stay.

My Lord changed so much after she went to the human world.

She's learned to live frugally.

Whatl are you doing? Who's disturbing Divine Lord's peace so early in the morning?

I'm here to ask if Divine Lord wants meals.

He needs to pay for his meals. If he doesn’t want to eat, he won’t be given any.

Pay?

Food expenses. You have to pay, too.

I was about to look for you.

This is how you Demon Realm's hospitality?

Her Lordship is so stingy.

I…

Take it and leave Divine Lord alone.

Isn’t this the money you defrauded us people in the Demon Realm?

It's mine. Do you really think I'm broke?

Your spiritual stones are good. Three will do. Our Azure Sky King mansion won't take more than is necessary.

Your spiritual stones are good. Three will do. Our Azure Sky King mansion won't take more than is necessary.

ShenLi's maid is such a fool.

What…

ShenLi has collected so many weapons?

So I have 100 ways to die.

This is terrifying.

Fortunately, I have a Qiankun Bag.

I'll steal all of them.

I haven't visited my armory for so long.

Let me take a good look at my hammer.

How come…

Why is it empty?

Rouya!

Where are my weapons?

Where's my hammer?

Why is it empty?

I-I don't know either when I lost the keys.

I went to ask Divine Lord Xingzhi for the food expenses and bumped into Lord Furong.

It must be that bastard!

Lord Furong, I'm going to kill you.

Give me my keys! Give me the weapons!

My keys!

Give the weapons back and Her Lordship might spare you.

I…

Where are the weapons? What weapons?

I said no, it means no. If you keep doing this, I'll fight back.

- Fight back. - Do it.

- One of us will perish today. - Go ahead. Hit me.

I said you eat so much, why don’t you grow taller?

Here.

You!

Give it back!

Give me the keys, you…

Divine Lord!

Divine Lord.

- My Lord. - Help.

My Lord, it's him. Again!

I took ShenLi's weapons.

They want to kill me.

Hand them over and I won't kill you.

I-I've sold them all.

That was something My Lord collected with great difficulty over hundreds of years.

ShenLi, I'm doing this for your own good.

It's dangerous for a young lady to fight all day.

What the hell are you talking about?

Aren't you going to marry me?

I am such an immortal lord and this is how I cherish my wife.

Do you want rouge and liquid foundation? I have both.

But if you want weapons, I'll sell everything you buy.

My Lord, don't hold back. Beat him.

My Lord,

do you want me to step into your...

family affairs?

No need.

Lord Furong, our marriage

will happen whether you want it to happen or not.

It's no use no matter how hard you try.

Nobody else has the final say apart from me.

I-Instead of spouting threats here, go to the market.

You might get a few things back.

Divine Lord!

Hand them over.

I-I've sold them.

You didn't even have time to hide the keys.

How can you have time to sell things?

Hand them over.

Divine Lord,

do I have to return the weapons to ShenLi?

Of course.

Just slowly.

Then, Divine Lord, will you tell her that I took the initiative to give them back?

Because I'm afraid she'll really beat me to death.

You deserve a beating.

But this sin does not lead to death.

Then I won't bother you anymore.

Farewell.

So uncomfortable.

Really uncomfortable.

What's wrong, Your Lordship?

It breaks my heart.

That bastard, Lord Furong.

That bastard sold all my weapons.

- Which one? - All of them.

All of them?

My Lord, I'll get them back.

I looked for them but I can't find them.

The swordsmith and I worked

for 81 days at the iron workshop

and finally forged that sword with spiritual energy.

We gave it a nice name,

the Heavensplitter.

Not bad.

And the Awakened-Soul Whip.

A masterpiece from 1,000 years ago.

It's made with a 10,000-year-old blood-soaked wood handle

and 99,000 bloody vines.

With kneaded leather, a crack can pierce the sky.

So rare.

And…

And my Longevity Ring,

Sky-Carver Axe, and…

the Dark Star Wolf Tooth Spikes.

I didn’t expect that she would have such a hobby.

Gone.

All gone.

All gone.

That bastard!

Yeah, bastard.

Please forgive me.

Pig-Pigskin.

- Bastard. - Bastard.

Let's drink, Your Lordship.

No more drinking.

I'll go on.

Bastard.

Heaven and Earth Golden Lock Box.

Azure Sky King seems to lead a modest life, but she has such a divine artifact.

What is hidden inside?

She didn't come to kill me

or make trouble with the Demon Lord.

I've gone so far.

But ShenLi just tolerated everything.

Could it be that she really likes me?

Then what does she like about me?

Could it be that she is fascinated by my peerless looks?

Maybe I should give up.

I'm tired.

No, no.

It's about my marriage. I can't give up so easily. I must continue to attack fiercely.

I will do whatever it takes to achieve my goal.

I can't blame her.

I'm really handsome.

My weapons.

- Rouya, boil some water. - My weapons.

Her Lordship may need it when she wakes up.

My weapons.

General Mofang, I'm afraid you made an inappropriate move.

Why would you say that?

The difference between men and women

You and Her Lordship stayed out overnight.

It's inappropriate.

The Demon Clan has never cared about hypocritical etiquette.

Moreover, Her Lordsh and I have been fighting on the battlefield for several years, and our lives have been intertwined.

How's it inappropriate for me to carry her back?

What your words might lead others to have pointless fanciful thoughts.

How come I didn't realize that you could be so eloquent?

Don't tarnish her reputation with your speculations.

Now that you've restored the seals of the Xutian Abyss

and have no other business here in the Demon Realm,

isn't it time to return to the Sky Beyond Heaven?

Who says I have no other business?

Divine Lord must be swamped by countless affairs.

The Demon Realm or Azure Sky King's mansion are not places where you should stay for a long time.

Be it the Demon Realm or Azure Sky King's Mansion,

you're not in the position to call the shots.

I'm in a better position than you, at least.

Divine Lord. General Mofang. What are you talking about?

Nothing much.

About who's in charge of the Three Realms.

You're in charge, of course.

All my weapons are in this bag.

My glazed hammer.

This bag isn't too bad.

You're awake. Here's the hangover soup.

The Qiankun Bag is filled with my weapons.

All your weapons are inside.

Maybe Lord Furong had a change of heart and returned everything.

It's not him.

Where is Divine Lord Xingzhi?

He went out.

Where to?

He said he wanted to go to the street and eat while shopping.

Did he really come here to play in our Demon Realm?

Right, My Lord. I went to see Demon Lord this morning.

She said you could go to her if you couldn't bear Lord Furong.

- Go to whom? - Demon Lord.

I can deal with Lord Furong myself.

Don't bother Demon Lord anymore.

You are not allowed to trouble the Spirit Master again in the future.

All right.

All my weapons are inside.

I'm Lord Furong, the 33rd descendant of the Heavenly Lord,

and the future husband of ShenLi.

Why can't I eat and take your things?

- There's no such thing as a free lunch in our Demon Realm. - Exactly.

- Pay Up. - Pay up.

- Listen up. - Pay up.

Every one of you in the Demon Realm counts as one!

If any one of you dares to hurt me, you'll have to reap what you sow!

How dare you threaten us!

Pay up!

- Hurry. Pay up! - Pay up!

- Wait. - Pay up!

General Mofang.

How much is it? I'll pay.

General Mofang, is this bastard really Lord Furong?

He…

Bad luck. I don't want the money anymore.

- Me neither. - Me neither.

Wait, let's settle accounts.

Take the money and distribute it.

Her Lordship definitely doesn't want any of this.

Thank you, General Mofang.

- Thank you, General. - Sorry for the trouble.

Thank you.

W-Why are you pulling me?

Stop pulling me. What do you want?

- I don't need your help. - I'm not helping you.

But beating a dog depends on its owner.

Her Lordship will be implicated if you die in the Demon Realm.

How dare you! Who are you scolding?

You're just a Deputy General.

How dare you treat me like this?

Insignificant skills.

Come on.

Come and get one.

You drank so little.

Dig in. Don't be polite.

- Rest assured, General. - Dig in.

- All right. - So slow.

Madam, please, take a seat.

You're too polite.

- Boss, two ice pops, please. - All right.

Come on. Cheers.

Ice pops.

- Hurry up. - Wait.

Let me help you.

You actually came to this busy market to eat ice popsicles.

It's lively here.

My Lord. Divine Lord. Come and join us.

No, thanks.

If you don’t want to, forget it. Let’s go, let’s go.

This is what you got back for me?

It was nothing.

All right, I'll treat you to these ice pops.

Have as many as you like.

I don't like owing favors.

So many treasures.

All for just a few ice pops?

My Lord, you call this not owing favors?

What do you want?

Sit down and chat with me for a while.

You and General Mofang drank all night and didn't even return to the mansion.

I just want you to sit down and chat with me for awhile.

And you're so reluctant.

It's my fault for not handing them over.

All those treasures I reclaimed...

are worth just one spiritual stone?

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