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Original subtitles

Gunsmoke, starring James Arness as Matt Dillon.

What's wrong with your eye?

I said pink him, not squomp him.

Well, I just hit the bucket, Lambert. Lookie.

That is what you said you was gonna do, sweet Billy.

I think he's coming around.

Now, hold on, bastards. What in tarnation got into you? You ain't

getting my hair, you little scutter.

Your brother Elib and me had us agreement. One year's king's act for him

of getting them very boots right there and me of getting to keep my little

hangy down part. And if you go to breaking the king's, that's why you

ain't no real hanging.

Well, simmer down, festus. We ain't come after your little hangy down thing.

You ain't?

No, of course we ain't.

Well, what sweet belly you doing with my boots then?

Brother Elib give them to me when I come of age.

He said that the women in Dodge is plumb crazy about these boots.

What's a woman got to do with this?

Golly, Bill Festus, you're thicker than you ever was.

We've came to get us a woman.

Very sweet Billy here.

That's right, Uncle Festus. And you is going to help us.

Well.

Let's get started then.

Come on, Emory.

Doc, Kitty? Yeah, when did you get back?

Oh, just a few minutes ago.

You didn't have any trouble, huh?

Oh, Doc, whoever that horse thief is, he's pretty smart.

When did they get into town?

Yesterday.

You know, they almost scared Festus to death.

He thought he was back in town after his ear again.

Not the whole ear, though. Just the little hangy-down part.

You mean they weren't?

Apparently not. They've been thick as thieves all morning.

Sweet Betty, you're just too much of a young'un to know this, but there's some

things that a father has to do for his son.

Well, I know that, Uncle Festus, and if I had my druthers, I would.

But this here just ain't no kissing father kind of marrying.

Yeah, but he's right, Festus. And all the Huygens is looking to you.

Yeah, you're the only big city Huygen there is.

And this female has got to be real special.

Got to pass the test.

You know there ain't no hill, gal. No place what can do that.

Well, we figured that you'd know more of a fit than she males and any of us

would, and probably most all of them personal.

You'll scatter you.

Well, I ain't denying that I know a few, but few my foot.

I bet you know every one of them in town.

We'd be right proud, Uncle Festus.

In fact, we decided to name the first young'un after you.

Sweet Billy, I always did say that you was my favorite nephew, and I'll just

be plum proud to find you the best she-male there is in Dodge City.

You been able to figure out what's going on back there? Well, I was just going to

ask you the same thing.

Here, let me sweeten that up a little bit.

It won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

That's mighty nice of you, Pistis.

I wish there was more like you.

Well, I reckon it does get kind of rough on you sometimes, don't it?

Oh, I ain't complaining.

I mean, after all, I've had my glory day.

But you know, Festus, somehow it just ain't like it used to be.

The magic is gone.

A girl gets tired.

Somehow it just don't seem to have the...

The romance that it used to.

Well, now, I can see how you'd get the feeling like that, but see, what a

pretty lady like you ought to have is something that's more solid or, well,

something that you could hang your hat on.

Festus, you're a real deep man.

Real deep. You know what I mean? Like your own shack and some hogs and some

chickens and maybe a stove of your own.

Festus, you read my mind.

And I got me a friend that, wait till you see him, while your eyeballs are

gonna pooch right out of your head. I'll get him. Don't move. Sweet Billy!

Festus.

No, you ask him. He gets sore at me.

Festus, I know this is none of my business, but I wonder if you'd mind

telling me why you introduced your nephew to Lulu.

Well, it's kind of a family secret, Miss Kitty, but you'll know quick enough if

everything works out like I figure it's a-fixin' to.

Well, I guess ain't no use in beatin' around the bush. I'm stout, and I'm

healthy, and, uh...

I got good teeth.

And I ain't afraid of work.

And I got a whole passel of kin that's just willing to help out if things ain't

going too good.

And I'll give you good care in my ma's wedding dress, if that's all right with

you. What are you talking about?

Well, ma'am, I'm asking you to marry up with me.

Marry you?

You ain't gonna have me?

It isn't that. It's just that this is all so sudden.

And, uh... Oh, well, us Huygens don't believe in wasting no time.

But there's just one question that I gotta put to you before I can make the

asking official.

A question?

Yes, ma'am.

We'll know directly.

That's what he said.

Well, I don't know.

I can't think of any question that anybody could ask Lulu that would make

her act like that.

Yes, she just can't do it, Uncle Fester, because all I did was ask. Will you stop

the emmering at him? He done did his best. Well, this Lulu... Just come on,

sweet. Get out of here.

Thanks, sweet.

He's a good worker. While he can slop hogs, he can scrape a hog cleaner than

anybody that I have ever saw.

And stout as a mule.

I just know he is.

And he's a better shot than his brother, really. He knocked the eye out of a net

at 100 yards in the dark. Easy.

I'll just bet he can.

I'm too total, too.

The best man always do, sweet Billy.

That boy sitting over there with Festus?

He's a-haggin'. I know that, Pa. I can tell that by looking at him.

I mean, what's his name?

Oh, I don't know.

Seems like I heard somebody call him Purdy Billy or Sweet Billy or something

like that.

Sweet Billy?

Now, ain't that appropriate?

I'll just bet you a prime coonskin that Pearl here is fixing to go to that

church social.

Well, I'd be plum tickled to fetch you, Miss Pearl.

I'll sure be waiting.

I should have known better than to hire a woman.

And they tell me that in those fancy eastern restaurants they have all women

waiters.

Twenty-seven dollars.

I know, I know, a woman's place is in the home.

Two dollars and seventeen cents.

Well, that's more like it.

It sure is. Now we'll get along. You mean she can't add or read or nothing?

She ain't got a bill right yet, so you know she can't read.

Hold up, North Head. Now, hold on, Pestis. They just ain't coming up to the

Hagen measure. Well, maybe they ain't, but... We done told you the rules. I

know you did, but... You said that you know them personally. Agreed, I said I

know them personally. Well, some of them I do, and some of them... Well, I just

know...

But what you fellas can't get through your noggins is that when you're out of

sparking a gal like Pearl or Lulu, why, you just ain't tail over the fence

interested in whether she can read or write or not.

Well, you gotta go to work and do just a little bit better than what you've been

doing. You got something else in mind, Fishes?

Well, of course, I got a whole heap of them in mind, but shoot, I gotta get

some time to nerd down the field.

Come on.

We'll stay over until tomorrow night. If you don't deliver by then, we're going

to give you back them boots and call off the King's X.

Come on, Sweet Billy.

Well, how old is she?

Now, hold on, Sweet Billy. There wasn't nothing said at the meeting about her

having to be no chicken.

And a lot can be said about a woman past 20, Sweet Billy. They've done had all

that foolishness popped out of them. And I'm going to point you to see this.

He agreed that I would invest $600 at 2% per quarter.

And here you have it per animal.

Wait a minute, Winter.

Now, in case you don't know what the difference is between $600 at 2% per

quarter and $600 at 2% per annum, I'll be happy to explain it to you.

Just don't let us bother you, non-witter fulsome.

It won't.

I also remember that you agreed to rent my pasture at $17 a quarter.

I don't see that down here.

Howdy.

Howdy.

I'm Sweet Billy.

I know.

I'm Orabel.

Orabel?

Orabel Bill?

That's my pappy in there.

He's gonna wallet me good when he finds that I forgot to write down the orders

that the widow's hollering about right now.

You can... Yep.

And read?

I got me a hankering for a poke of houndstooth sweets.

Well, I know where you can get one.

Well, you'd have to show me, Orville.

It would pleasure me considerably.

Best houndstooth I ever ate? Mm-hmm. Me too.

You walking out with anybody?

Um, nope.

You spoke for it all?

Nope.

Your pappy ain't shucked with nobody?

Uh-uh.

Me neither.

I've came to Dodge to find me a woman to marry up with.

I know.

You're Festus's nephew, ain't you?

Sure am.

And you don't lick her none.

Well, I could if I had a mind to.

I reckon you could.

Will you marry up with me, Orabel?

I reckon I will, sweet Billy.

Golly, Bill.

She's a mite frail for slopping hogs. I fear she could cut kindling faster than

a stove could burn it. She is from Purdy, all right.

But I don't hardly believe she's stout enough to be a hygen.

She's the only gal I'm affixing to have.

I ain't looking no more.

You sure she can read? Well, of course she can. She already done told you that.

Well, that's the most importantest thing, Billy. Of course, twice this

summer, what you looking for? Us Higgins got into a bad fix for signing papers

not saying actually what we was told they said.

You know that.

Here, Orville.

Go ahead on. You sure.

The Song of Solomon.

The song of songs, which is Solomon's.

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth, for thy love is better than wine.

Is that all they are? Is it? Oh, no.

Thine oils have a goodly fragrance.

Thy name is as oil poured forth.

Therefore do the virgins love thee.

Draw me, we will run after thee.

The king hath brought me into his chambers.

We will be glad and rejoice in thee.

We will make mention of thy love.

More than of wine.

Rightly do they love thee.

There.

That's real pretty.

Can she do that every time?

Just as long as there's reading right there on the page.

Glory on the mountain.

Wouldn't that be pretty listening in the early evening wind?

Tell them about it.

And she can do sums and long division, too, just like Grandma Hagen. Oh, well,

that fetches it, then.

She don't look none too hearty, but she sure reads up a storm.

And if Sweet Billy's got his heart set on it, I'm agreeing.

Me, too. I told you we'd find her, didn't I? Well, it's a preacher, then.

Just hold on now. You ain't home now, Sweet Billy.

First thing we've got to do is go and ask her papa.

Oh, my papa don't pay me any mind when he discovered I wasn't a boy. He says

daughters is a waste. Well, he's got a point there. Listen, of course, they can

read and write. Well, that don't make no difference. The thing we got to do is

get her dead, legal-like. Well, then let's go get her dead now.

Come on.

Well, son, you sure don't look like much.

Well, he can seem right pretty, though.

And I'm a fair wing shot.

Has he got any worth?

I mean, does he own anything?

Some land or a horse or a house?

Oh, nothing.

But I'm a hagan.

Yeah, and there's a whole parcel of us, too.

Where are you planning on taking her?

South, a couple, three, four days.

You wouldn't be dropping in every time you get hungry, would you? Oh, no, Papa.

We'll only come when you ask us to.

Well, all right.

You can have her. I'll give her to you.

seen one. Oh,

Papa,

I'm so happy.

Well, Orville, honey, he ain't the catch of the western world, but anyhow, you

ain't gonna be no old maid.

Papa, I got a real deep feeling for him.

If your mama'd only lived.

You know, a man don't know much about girls, and most especially little girls.

Papa, I was born female.

And I'm all grown up now.

You did just fine, Papa.

I can't give you nothing, honey. I mean, if they're expecting you to have

something.

Papa, you gave me everything I need.

Remember the time that...

You were sent to that prison and I was sent to the orphanage?

Yeah, I did give you that.

Papa, they told me how to read and write.

That's the most valuable thing.

That's how I satisfied.

That's how I won the marriage.

I'm going to give you one more thing, honey.

Last little bit of advice.

Never...

Give nothing away.

I'll tell you, this here is the only way to celebrate in Dodge City with the

marshal. That way, father don't get himself poked in the pokey.

Well, now, for my congratulations, Orville's a good girl.

And if you ain't over a day's driving distance from Dodge, I'll deliver the

first baby for you free.

I'll furnish the baby clothes.

Well, we got the world by the tail in the downhill pool.

Ponyville!

Where you been at? We've been waiting to start the celebration.

I've been waiting up to you boys' room to finish your conversation.

Oh, what'd we forget?

About the $500.

$500? $500!

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You said that we could get married.

I did, and you can.

Just as soon as you get the $500 put up.

What in tarnation for?

Well, let's say $250 for reading and $250 for writing.

And you get a pretty good cook and a darn good woman throwed in. Why, you old

skin, Flynn, I'd ought to hit you right in the mouth. All right,

now, hold on, boy. Just take it easy. Now, I'm just asking for a little old

diary. Uh, Pony, don't you have things a little mixed up?

It's the girl that's supposed to give the diary.

Well, it'd be all right with me if she was a boy, which she ain't.

Anyhow, I ain't giving her away to nobody unless I get a dowry. Why, that's

just plain slavery. Again, all decency.

Now, Mr. Beale, I always thought you was a pretty nice fella.

Pony Beale, you're a larcenous old cutthroat.

If I remember correctly, and I do, you haven't even paid me for delivering

Orabelle yet.

Well, don't you worry, Doc.

You'll get your money just as soon as I collect my $500 for giving her away. But

$500...

and to the penny or there ain't gonna be no Mrs.

Oribelle Hagen.

Now you boys talk it over amongst yourselves and you let me know your

decision.

Ain't there nothing you can do about Festus? I don't know what Festus. It's

his daughter.

Said she's done minded her daddy all her life and she ain't a fixin' to run off

cause he told her not to.

Probably got her chained to a pump handle.

Ain't nothin' for it but to carry her off.

That ain't no good, Lambert. I already done told her we was a-willin' to do

that.

What'd she say?

She just cried and bellered and fonched and carried on and said she didn't wanna

get married that-a-way. Ah, Frittle.

Well, reckon the only thing left... Give him the $500.

Yeah, but where in the far are we gonna get it at, Lambert?

Festus has got friends.

He'll get it easy.

You talk like my foot's asleep.

Well, I ain't saw $500 in one lump ever since the day I was born.

Ain't but one thing to do, go to work and find us another Orabel.

That's right, and one without no paw.

No siree.

I already done found my aura bell, and I ain't gonna settle for no other woman.

Couldn't we just work for the money?

It's one way of getting it, ain't it?

That's what it is.

The Hagen, Holland, and Freight Incorporation Incorporated.

Now, Festus, how much you figuring to get from each one of us?

Just $50 apiece.

$50? I'll pay you back in spring with 2% interest on my solemn, sacred word.

Well, now, don't get blasphemous about it. Oh, hush up, Doc.

Festus, what if there are any profits?

Oh, fiddle, there'll be a heap of profits, but the first $500 goes to

Sweet Billy to give to Pony Bill, and then after that, well, we just natural

split up everything in equal shares, see?

What are you going to invest?

Well, my knowing how.

Knowing the trails, knowing the mules and my friends. Well, I got me a whole

heap of mining friends that'll pay good money to have their supplies guaranteed

through the winter.

You know he's right.

I've heard those miners down at the stables complaining all the time how

hard it is to haul their equipment up there.

You hear that?

Cassius, you've never worked at anything for six months in your whole life. And

my advice as your personal physician is don't do it.

Because the sudden shock to your system might prove to be fatal.

All right, I know you're pulling my leg.

I thought I had me some friends.

Wait a minute, Festus.

And you keep quiet.

You do have some friends.

I'll invest $50.

You will?

Oh, for heaven's sake. You bet I will.

$20.50.

Well, I guess you can count me in, Festus. What?

Well, it might be good for his moral fiber, Doc.

I'm glad, Matthew.

Doc? Don't work.

Oh, wait a minute. For heaven's sakes.

I suppose I'm caught up in an emotional flood tide here.

All right.

I suppose I can rationalize this on the grounds that I'll be donating to a

scientific experiment.

I didn't know you had $50.

Well, I ain't now.

He's got it.

You can wait till tomorrow.

I got two months' pay coming.

I told him knuckleheads I had me some friends.

I'll tell you this.

Them is this...

groundiest batch of mule flesh that I have ever saw.

Mistress, that's the only team of work mules anywhere in 200 miles of here.

You're just lucky that I only deal in the best. You got my word for that.

Oh, fuck.

How much?

All...

$40. For $10 mules?

I'll give you $20.

Festus, I reckon you didn't hear me too good.

$30 a head, and that's a very tip-top.

All right, you old skinflint, $40 a head.

Never saw such a man to deal with.

Ain't a...

One of them scudders is worth a pinch of salt.

Thank you kindly, Mr.

Bell.

Papa,

you promised that you'd try to help.

Well, I'm not going to, honey, when the time comes. But this here's business,

and business is always business.

You funners tie that down good and stout, because this here's the important

merchandise.

Well, Festus, this is the big day, huh?

Yes, sirree, Matthew.

The Hagen-Holland Freight Corporation is now in business.

All right, Festus, we're ready to go.

Get on then. Let's get started.

Get the wheel on, let's get started.

All right.

Okay.

It's on.

Got it all done, huh?

You know something, you boys picking up this freightin' business pretty good.

make today.

Papa.

I'm mighty proud of you, honey.

You learned real good.

That's a real fine business ledger. Clear.

Ever balance up to date. Yep. Mighty good.

You were spying, Papa. I'm shocked.

Mind your tongue.

I don't sound like my little girl.

Why, I sure hope Daddy's little girl ain't a-changin'. Well, I might be your

little girl, but I'm gonna be sweet Billy's wife.

And I hope you're not planning on putting any mischief to him. Why, of

course not.

I'm just happy to see that you're going to an industrious family.

Think of my time, don't they?

Billy, what happened?

Nothing. I'm just tired is all.

Where's Festus?

He's down to the saloon.

Saloon? He ain't nigh as tuckered out as we are.

Festus, you know, you're liable to prove Doc a liar yet.

You've done a fine job.

You know, I'm kind of proud of you.

Much obliged, Miss Kitty.

Hey!

for you.

You got a minute?

Well, I tell you, I better get going and get my horse thief on that train.

Oh, did you catch him, did you?

Well, the one I caught's in jail.

Well, if you want to talk to me, come on over and sit down.

Besties, I've been thinking.

Seeing as how pretty soon you and me is going to be kin, folks, I've decided to

do you a great big favor.

Oh, you have?

Just what is that?

Well, sir, I've decided to invest some money in your company.

And seeing as how you're going to be awful busy and making deliveries and

everything, I've decided to make myself available to look after the business end

of things.

That fella can't possibly do no more than that, can he? Oh, of course not.

Not if he stayed up all night trying. He couldn't.

Say for, uh, a hundred dollars.

Let's just say no.

Orville does a plumb good job of taking care of our business, and our

corporation don't need no more money.

Don't need no money?

Well, what kind of a business are you running?

Boy, you worry me.

Why, every good, sound business has a need for money. What about

contingencies? Huh?

Contingencies, you know what they is. Of course I know what it is.

Well, are you covered? I mean adequately covered. Our corporation is just plum

covered up.

Oh, you're a sharp one. I might have known it.

Well, but you never can tell, you know, in this world of high finance.

You never can tell.

Anyhow, you talk it over with the boys, and meanwhile, my offer still stands.

Kenny, what's a contingency?

Well, Festus, a contingency is a possible but... not probable emergency.

Usually when you go into business, you set some money aside for a contingency.

Like something you're figuring ain't gonna happen that just could happen,

huh? That's right.

Like, for instance, what's the worst possible thing that could happen to you?

Your wagon burn up, you lose your mules.

Well, I had to do to start off with.

I seen that sky.

Half of Texas blowed away.

She's fixing to bust loose, Drackley, I'll tell you that.

I don't like it either.

Not being their shelter.

Did you get them mules tied up good?

Got them tied up tighter than Elib's boots.

Four signs up like

a sound man, didn't it?

Right to this very rope. Well, he ain't here now.

Uncle Festus, how would you call this? What kind of a noise do you use, Ty? I

ain't gonna blow away.

Just got me a feeling that somebody's give us a contingency.

What are we gonna do now?

Well, there ain't nothing to do but start walking.

Walking?

Grab it more than 50 miles.

All the way.

Don't you want to see old Bell?

again or do you

find

him bring him to me what's going on here well i'll tell you what's going on

somebody stole our mule yeah are you all right i've been a dang sight better

Yeah, Pony Bill.

We're fixing to get on him like ugly on a... We're gonna stomp a mud hole in him

and then stomp it dry.

Tear him up like a sow's bed.

What are they talking about? What are you talking about? Him yelling about

contingencies. I'm gonna fix his contingency for him. Where's he at?

Well, he left town just after you did. I know you're right.

Big mouth, yeah, who he stole them, you? Sure as your...

minute don't say stole don't ever point the finger of guilt at anybody unless

you got the brush up where's matthew well he went out to the warren place but

he'll be back in a couple of hours and if you want my advice don't you do a

single single he gets back now you listen festus now doc is right festus

well i'll tell you what happened would you uh Do me a favor. We'll tell you all

about this later. Would you go tell Orabel that Billy's back in town? Sure,

sir. I'm just gonna tell you about this thing, Miss Kitty. Been a-pullin' that

old Shawnee switch. A-stealin', stalkin', and a-swappin' it for stocks

that's been stolen. Festus, will you relax? Will you just relax?

Then come on in here and cool off with a beer. Did somebody say beer?

Beer.

and sit out way over there. I'll bring the beer to you.

Sweet

Billy,

you are a sign.

Festus, what have you done to him?

Oh, Rebelle, I love you plum dear, but I just got to ask you one question.

Where's your pa at?

He's right here, son.

Glad to see you boys made it back.

Say, looks like you might have had a bit of trouble.

You'd best run along, Orabel. This is a man's business.

I ain't going anywhere till I find out what's going on.

Pony, I believe that I've heard someplace that you've been out of town.

Yeah, I've been out of town for a couple days. Just got back this morning.

You were out getting you some stock, was you?

As a matter of fact, that's exactly what I was doing.

Got you some mules, I bet.

Say, uh, about these many?

Now, how did you boys know that?

Oh, I don't know.

Now, what's going on? You just hush.

Tony, maybe you ain't here, but, uh, somebody stole our mules.

Your mules?

Why, you don't say.

Well, now, ain't that sheer providence.

You boys needin' a team, and I just happened to have one.

You know something? I just had me a feelin' that you might.

Oh, now, they ain't a scrubby bunch like that last batch you got off of me. This

here's a real team. Real good team, yeah. Well, there's only one thing

wrong, Pony. You see, we ain't got us no contingency money.

Well, now I know that.

But I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm willing to advance your company the money it'll take to buy them mules.

Uh-huh.

At $40 a head.

Oh, no.

Remember our little talk?

Price has gone up.

Oh, God. These mules is going to cost you $75 a head.

You're fixing to give us all that much money just because you're marrying into

the Hagen family?

Well, not exactly.

Uh, save for, uh, 50% of the Hagen-Holland Company.

That's not all to have, ain't it?

Tony, what have you did with Ruth?

Ruth? I can't, Emory. Just let me peel him, just one.

Not till I find out what he's did with Ruth. What are you talking about?

Oh.

not till I find out what he done with Rube.

I lost him.

He's went to ground.

I can follow them tracks any place.

Come on.

I told you he went to ground.

Emory, you get that rope over yonder, and I'll go in and drag him out.

Hold on.

Ain't no call to get no rope. We ain't gonna have to tie him up.

Well, he'll walk back just as gentle as a milk-pen calf.

Well, he ain't gonna walk one step past the first tree, and that's all the

walking Pony Bill is going to do.

Hang him?

Yep, hang him.

You ain't got no reason to hang him.

You going again, us festers?

That's a Hagen law.

Amherst tries to put out our lights, gets their lights put out first.

Well, I know it is, but... Sweet Billy, he's a fixin' to be your daddy-in-law.

If you let him live long enough, Uncle Festus, I don't think he likes me.

Dumb bell.

Sweet Billy, you keep your eye on Festus. He's a snaky little yahoo.

Amherst? Let's go glom onto that mossy-horned old moose.

I'll shoot!

I'll shoot!

I'll shoot!

I'll shoot! I'll shoot!

I'll shoot! I'll shoot! I'll shoot! I'll shoot!

I'll shoot!

What are they doing here? Well, they probably came back for some food and

protection. Food?

They got more sense than some people I could name around here.

Now, let's get going.

All right.

Come on, climb on, Matthew. Here we go.

Oh, come on, boys.

Let me down, fellas. You're crazy. They got a log in this.

Oh, come on, boys.

You sure we ain't left something out?

Well, this is the way it looks in them picture books.

Heaven never saw me real hanging. Me neither.

Like I didn't see this one.

You dang old bunch of amateurs. You don't even know how to hang.

Fellas, you're crazy if I took the lyrics!

Opened your gravy shop in miles and told him, didn't you? You ain't no high

again. You done shamed us. You shamed us all.

Wait a minute. Hush up.

Who's it look like that is right there?

You riding mule, Ruth.

That's just who it is.

Them other four come back all by theirselves.

Dumbbells.

I'm purely sorry, Pony.

We done did a terrible mistake.

I'm sure glad that you didn't take them mules, because we wouldn't want a mule

thief in the family.

All right, I think you three have done about all the damage you can do out

here. Now, I want to talk to you in town. Let's go.

Yes.

And I demand that they be held for, what do you call it, slaughter of a man.

Me. How, Doc? Oh, hold still.

It's my right as a citizen.

And, Marshal, you're going to be my chief witness. Uh-huh. Well, that's all

well and good, Pony, except for one thing.

It's going to take me a little while to figure out where all this livestock's

been disappearing to.

I had a little talk with that prisoner on the train.

I just had the feeling that maybe you might want to leave town. before Lambert

and Emery here.

Come on, Orville.

We ain't gonna hang around where we're not wanted.

Nope, Pop. Ain't going anywhere.

I'm already spoken for. Now, look here, girl. I told you I wasn't gonna give my

consent. I don't need your consent. I just found out that I was 18.

You ain't but 17, or thereabouts.

It's not so. It says so in Doc's office, don't it, Doc? That's what it says.

All right, now you two can settle that later.

Right now, as far as you three are concerned, I want you out of town by

noon tomorrow.

Yes!

for Sweet Billy and I got the Higgins reading and writing. And it don't cost

us no $500.

Now hold on a minute here. I could make that midnight tonight, you know.

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