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Whoa, bunk beds?

Hell yeah.

That's different.

Bottom bunk, baby.

Yeah, it's not so bad.

Yeah, it's gonna be alright.

Really?

Bunk beds?

Yeah, it's cool, right?

No, I thought we were gonna have regular sized beds.

You get to climb up on this little ladder here.

Me? Climb up here?

Oh, no, no, no. You are going up there.

No, I got the bottom bunk. I got to it first. That's how it works.

Are you kidding me?

Do you not know how the rules of bunk beds work?

Yeah, I make the rules. I'm your big step-sis, and I'm sleeping on this bed.

You're going up there.

Come on, just do the top. We're only here for a couple days. It's not that

big of a deal.

No, I don't care. I'm not going all the way up there.

I'm sleeping in this bed, and I make the rules.

Oh, too bad.

Stop it, you little shit.

No, get away.

No, stop. I got the wrong book.

No, I'm serious.

This is my bed, so get out.

No. Seriously, go.

I'm serious.

Don't. Mess with me. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Get up there now. Okay, fine,

fine. Oh, my God.

Oh, my.

It's not fair, though.

Up. Whatever.

Go up there.

Fine.

I think you, I just think it would be more fun, you'd have more fun if you

were up here.

No, I wouldn't.

Yeah. You can have fun up there.

I'm staying down here.

Plus, it's easier access for my bag and stuff. So, sorry.

I make the rules.

What you doing?

We're not doing this.

We're not going to do this.

Just stop. Leave me alone.

Okay. You're making me nervous.

Anything good on the internet lately?

Oh, my God.

Seriously, we're not going to keep doing this. Leave me alone.

I'm just making conversation with my stepsister. What's the big deal?

Okay,

sorry, okay

I have to get ready.

For what?

Mom and her friends are having a big dinner tonight.

It's some fancy place, so I'm going to find something to wear.

I'm not going to go.

No, it's super fancy.

You don't like that stuff anyways.

Okay, cool. She's not mad at me?

No. She probably doesn't even want you to go. You're so annoying.

Well, I'm going to change your dress, so... Okay, I'll turn the other way.

Okay.

Stop. I'm not looking.

Turn around. I did.

Come on!

I was looking out the window!

Can I look now?

Hold on.

How about now?

Okay, sure.

Nice.

You know, do you think Mom and her friends will approve of this?

Not too sexy?

I think it looks good. It looks pretty fancy, right?

Okay.

When are you coming back?

I don't know. Later tonight, probably.

Okay.

You know, Mom and her friends, they always stay out late, so... Bye, not

till later.

Okay, well I'll have fun. I'm gonna do whatever I want to do.

Yeah, you go do that.

Bye.

Alright, well, go have fun.

You too.

Nothing. What are you doing up there?

I thought I was here by myself.

What are you doing?

Nothing. I was just doing what you were doing.

Yeah, but you're my little stepbrother, and it's different when girls do it,

okay?

What, you're allowed to do it, and I'm not allowed to do it? That's not fair.

Whatever. It's not about being fair.

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, hey, stop.

What? What the fuck?

Why are you so big?

What? Wait, what?

I don't know. Just, whatever.

Well, I'm trying to masturbate, so...

I'm going to continue to masturbate.

Okay.

I mean...

Well,

I guess you can come down.

I mean... What?

You're already here. Just come down.

Just come on.

Are you tricking me?

No, I'm just... I mean, you've already seen me. Just come down.

Okay.

You swear?

Something there?

Yeah, just, I mean, I'm already here, so... I mean,

so what were you doing?

I just, I woke up and I heard something and I looked down and...

Um, I mean, if you could keep a secret, I guess we

can, you know, masturbate together, because... I didn't know what you were

saying.

Yeah, I mean, girls are actually hornier than guys, so, yeah.

Really? Yeah.

I actually, yeah, masturbate a lot.

I'm extra horny because I didn't have sex with this guy. He's too drunk, and

I'm just like, ugh.

Yeah.

I need to get off.

It's kind of stressful a week with mom and stuff, so.

But you have to keep this a secret.

Yeah, I swear.

So you really think I'm, like, big?

I mean, yeah, you are.

Nice.

I mean, do you think you could keep, like, another secret?

Yeah.

I'm just really, really horny, and I didn't get laid last night, so... Do

you care if I, like, you know, use this and suck it?

No. Yeah, you can. But you have to keep a secret. I swear to God, I won't tell

anybody.

Yeah you are big. You barely fit in my mouth.

I mean, I guess if you're in the room, we might as well help each other out.

You must feel really horny.

I am.

Actually, really, really horny.

Have you ever had a girl lick your ass before?

What? No.

Do you want to see how it feels?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, wow.

That feels really good.

Does it?

Yeah.

Guys love this stuff.

I always see you looking at them, so might as well grab them.

Can I like, yeah, can I like fuck them all? Have you never done this before?

No, hell no.

Oh my god.

It makes me wet.

A lot of firsts today.

even said my pussy, is that okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Should we, like, don't we have to, like, use a condom or something?

No, fuck condoms. It's lame.

No, we're fine. Don't worry.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I feel so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Let me outgrow these tits.

And you can't come inside of me. I'm not on birth control, so don't even think

about it.

you um licking your ass you

do like that

Don't be afraid to spank me. I like that too.

Really? Yeah.

There you go.

Wow.

This is the craziest thing ever.

I swear I won't.

Bye.

for Hard Knocks.com.

Such a big, low little brother.

Wow.

You actually taste good. I'm surprised with your shitty diet.

Thanks for helping me out. I guess these bunk beds did come in handy.

But don't tell Mom.

I swear I won't tell anybody.

Okay.