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I thought you really put it to him today. The cross-examination was brilliant.

I need a vacation after this.

I think we both need a vacation.

I'm just a really big fan of yours and I just wanted to see you work.

Who hired you?

I did. He's a groupie. We got him for practically nothing.

So?

Susan, come on.

What is this, a goddamn peep show?

Uno, you're fired.

You're fired.

A wrap.

Susan, just one more take. We've almost got this thing.

Hey, are we gonna finish this or what?

Shut up. Look, I've been here 16 hours. I'm tired.

Lover boy here needs a shower. I'm outta here.

Is it true you're dating your co-star?

No way. I'm saving myself for you.

Are you gonna do a sequence of Roses or Dead?

Pilots or Blood? Sure.

Susan, sweetheart. Long time no see.

What's he doing here?

Got some great news, Susan.

Yeah?

Yoram has come up with an equity package to finance the sequel to Roses or Dead.

An opportunity. I suggest we just go for it full steam ahead, you know?

Really?

Well, yeah. I mean, it's bloody stupid lawsuit you two have got going.

I mean, it's a waste of money, it's a waste of time, and it's

a waste of energy, really, isn't it, for everyone concerned?

So, uh, Yoram and I have worked out a compromise.

Yeah, the compensation's really good.

Um, all you have to do in exchange is drop the lawsuit.

And we can all get back Tiger Movies.

We?

It's a good deal.

This isn't about money, and you know it.

I'm sorry to hear you talk like that, Suzanne.

I mean, Eric's just finished signing the irrelevant legal documents.

And Eric is your agent, isn't he?

This is legally binding.

Also, I thought you'd be happy to hear that

Eric's getting executive producer credit...

and compensation on that sequel.

Is it true?

You're fired.

Susan, honey, come on. I thought we had something.

What, after two months? I can't trust you. Get out.

I don't talk stupid.

Get out!

Okay.

I thought we had something.

Those contracts don't mean a damn thing.

Why don't you lay off the booze, sweetheart?

You know how you get.

You know how I get.

The minute roses are dead, it gets into net profit.

You'll be the first to know.

Yeah, right.

Look, roses put you on the map.

Can't do a sequel.

My character got dismembered, remember, and run through a meat grinder.

A minor problem.

We'll raise you from the grave.

Something like ghost meets night of the living dead.

How's that, huh?

You really want to make this picture, don't you?

Mm-hmm.

What's in it for me, huh?

What are you going to do for me?

What are you going to do to make me happy?

Sound familiar, huh?

What are you going to do to make me happy, huh?

Huh?

Look, you want to do a fucking sequel, here's the deal.

I'll take up front what you made,

and you take up front what I made on the last picture, okay?

Come on, Ewan, what do you say?

The price is right. Come on down.

Hey, little bunny face.

You are not getting away with this.

I wouldn't be caught dead in this thing.

I thought you liked that tie.

Gail, what's the matter? Something bothering you?

Paul, we still have to book our honeymoon.

We'll take care of it.

Yesterday, I put a deposit down on the orchestra.

The orchestra? I thought we decided on the band.

I know, I know, but my mom really wanted them.

And besides, you just, you haven't been around very much, Paul.

Listen, I'm sorry, okay, but between the crunch at the office,

working on my presentation every night for...

Maybe when I get back, I'll take you to Catalina for a night, okay?

You don't have the vacation time.

And besides, we need it for our honeymoon.

You're smarty. You know everything.

Hey.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Babe, this guy's driving me crazy. He's 15 minutes early.

He's just being prompt.

Prompt is when you're on time. This guy's early.

Paul, he's an aggressive young man.

That's why he's a good salesman.

You, you look beautiful.

How are the wedding plans?

Slow, thank you.

Paul, Dave, you're 15 minutes early.

Paul thinks you're trying to drive him crazy.

Yeah, when I was 15, I read this article about...

Vince Lombardi, I know he was never late.

Hey, it worked for me.

I'm gonna miss you.

Call and get us that place in Catalina, okay?

I'll call you when I get there.

Okay.

So how's the presentation shaping up?

It's just great. Been working on it a whole month.

Multimedia, the whole shot.

What year's on?

It's a major corporate public service campaign.

Randolph, invest in youth.

We roll a percentage of our profits into a national campaign

to educate the youth of America about drug abuse.

We get a spokesperson, some ads, literature,

do a traveling school presentation in the works.

Wow.

Of course, we're gonna have to get new labels

to put on our products

and notify the public about our new program.

Yeah, well, I like it.

Yeah.

Just hope Mr. Randolph's ready to approve

a multimillion-dollar deal.

Say, Paul, um, you heard the rumors.

I mean, some management changes coming down the pipeline.

Look, let's look out for each other, all right?

I mean, there's no reason

why we can't get through this thing together.

Absolutely.

So, what's the problem now?

There's blood on the door.

Stage blood.

What is this, your first slasher picture?

Get used to it.

Blood shamed.

So, open it.

Jeez, who died in there?

Keep a lid on those pictures.

Tabloids will be sniffing around this one

just like dogs in heat.

We've interviewed several of Miss Gidders' associates,

including her current boyfriend,

uh, Eric Boggs.

Seems she had a lot of men in her life.

None of them lasted very long.

Didn't seem to have any friends.

She and the victim apparently had a hostile relationship.

There was some lawsuits or something, I think,

which in this business doesn't mean a thing.

It's almost like a negotiating tactic.

We're gonna run an APB on her.

Any idea where she might be?

Susan likes to disappear when she has a few days off.

We were shooting around her.

What's your hunch?

Did she do it?

I didn't want to cross her.

Maybe she's finally gone over the edge.

Tell me something.

Is this an accurate likeness?

Yes.

Well, we do have one room at the top,

but it's expensive.

We'll take it.

Did he slaughter?

What form of payment would you prefer?

Yes, we do.

Let me know when it runs out.

Let's see, you have room 708, Miss Slaughter.

Do you have any messages for Paul Stevens?

Okay, thank you.

Hey, Romeo.

You want a drink?

Here, you look like you need it.

Okay.

What are you doing?

I'll just unlock my door.

You come around the other side, okay?

Hello.

What are you doing?

What are you crazy?

I can't believe you fell for that.

Are you with the convention, Paul?

Yeah, I'm with the convention.

Paul Stevens, district sales manager, Randolph Company.

What do you sell?

Pharmaceuticals.

I know some people in your line of work.

Really?

Yeah.

Which company?

No doubt if you know them, Paul.

Your nursing.

Excuse me?

Your drink.

Oh.

What's the celebration?

I caught my boyfriend cheating on me.

Another woman.

No.

It was in a business deal.

Um, uh, you should, uh...

You should go.

Go.

Aren't you a sensitive guy, Paul?

I'm an engaged guy.

Engaged?

That doesn't count.

You know, if you want to meet somebody,

you should probably go downstairs

and catch one of those conventioneers at the bar.

You know, it looks like a Boy Scout convention to me.

You know what?

When I was in high school,

I dated two Eagle Scouts in the same year.

Listen, you know, I really should crash,

and you... you gotta go.

What's the matter?

I think I got something in my eye.

What?

It hurts.

Oh!

I fooled you again.

I'm not a fuck-up.

This would definitely be fucking up.

This convention is very important to me, okay?

I mean, I got a presentation I gotta prepare.

There's jobs in the line here.

There's gonna be layoffs, all right?

People are...

What's going on?

How are things down at Florg?

Great hospitals down there.

By the retirees, it's through the roof.

It's like a geriatric buffet.

Well, this is Kathy Thomas.

Has a territory in Iowa.

This is Paul Stevens, L.A. office.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure's mine.

Oh, I'm a little nervous.

This is my first convention.

Oh, don't worry about it.

If you have any questions, just ask.

What do you do?

District sales manager.

Oh.

Here he comes.

Good morning, everyone.

Let's get down to business.

Florg might as well be on the roof.

Is there not?

Of course there's enough.

Why do you think I was able to find you?

It's not signed.

Did you see who dropped it off?

Do I look like a detective?

Kind.

Well, thank you, lady.

Young people have no respect, no etiquette.

She wants another flower.

It's in the trash.

All right, boys.

We got our search warrant.

Let's go.

If you call my secretary,

I'm sure she can find the papers for you somewhere

and I will see you later.

Yes, sir, I will.

Mr. Randolph.

Paul Stevens.

We chatted briefly in Orlando last year.

Oh, yes, I remember.

Nice seeing you again.

Thank you, sir.

This is Cathy Thomas, a new hire.

Welcome aboard.

I've come up with something

that I haven't been this excited about in years.

I'm looking forward to presenting it to you on Wednesday.

Well, I may have to return to New York early.

Could you get to me in capsule form?

Essentially, it's a national anti-drug abuse program for kids.

Randolph reinvest in youth.

You and I discussed the identical proposal this morning

with Mr. Dave Byers.

I was very impressed with his creativity.

Good day, Mr. Stevens.

What just happened there?

Excuse me.

Sorry, Paul.

Hey, I was talking with Mr. Randolph this morning.

Yeah, I got on a roll.

That was my idea, Dave.

That's the basis of my entire presentation.

Paul, Paul!

Sometimes I get the feeling that maybe

you don't think too much of this job,

that maybe you think you're too good for it.

Let me tell you something.

This job is not too good for Dave Byers,

or his wife, or his fat mortgage payment.

Paul, if I lose this job,

it's over for me.

Don't give me that. Don't give me that.

Susan, this is Kathy. We worked together.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you tell me a rose?

No.

I didn't think it was you.

Are you with the company too?

Funny.

She has a room next to mine.

We share balconies.

Well, it looks like you have a few admirers.

Those gentlemen at the bar.

They bought you a glass of champagne.

That guy over there stole some of Paul's ideas.

Her entire marketing plan. My whole fucking presentation.

Corporate politics.

I worked on it for a month. I shouldn't have asked for this.

Yeah, you should.

Guys like that, you got to teach them a lesson.

First time they cross the line.

Ba-bam.

Steel's briefcase.

I'm actually thinking of starting a branch office in Monterey.

Are you?

Yeah.

Well, I think it's a place that not a lot of people really know about.

I know you.

Me?

You.

No, I'm not Sugar Ray Leonard.

You're not?

No, you look like some guy I fucked in an airplane once.

Was that you?

Aw.

All right, was that United?

What's your name?

Dave.

No, no, his name was Steve.

What's your name?

Lisa.

Lisa.

I got to run.

Hey, you're not bad for amateurs, huh?

How long did you do this?

Give it to me.

I can't believe you just did that.

Well, here's to getting away with murder.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Get away with murder.

Excuse me, ladies.

I'm going to go to the restroom.

What's wrong?

Is it too strong?

No.

A little hairy.

Sorry.

Oh, it's not yours.

It's blonde, split ends.

Looks like one of mine.

Why'd you toss this?

I'm sick of roses.

How come?

I get them all the time from fans.

Fans?

Yeah, like those idiots down at the bar.

Oh, that's why you look familiar.

It's Susan.

It is.

Right.

My husband used to rent your videos.

He'd stay up all night watching them.

Pretty racy stuff.

What kind of videos?

I'm your reigning scream queen.

You know, erotic thrillers, slashers,

horror pictures.

Your basic family stuff.

So what's some of the titles of these films?

Night of the Zombie Strippers.

Toxic Cheerleaders from Hell.

That was really great.

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with those.

You got my target audience.

College boy, right?

Yes.

Did you make more or less than 100 grand last year?

Less.

Yes, ma'am.

How'd you get started?

Well, I was doing a play on Broadway.

And one night this big Hollywood producer came to the show.

So he flew me out to Los Angeles to do a screen test.

And I got this part in this big Hollywood movie.

But you know what?

I turned it down.

I thought it was a stupid part.

You know, basically I got to play the girlfriend in the movie.

Then this agent sent me A Roses Are Dead,

where I got to be strong.

I was the one to kill the bad guy.

Made $20 million worldwide.

I haven't stopped working since.

And I haven't stopped getting roses either.

So...

showing up the ante.

No, not for me. I got it.

We have to work tomorrow.

Come on.

Only 10 o'clock.

I got to hit the hay.

Can we eat?

Wait, can I?

Alyssa, I'm really not that tired.

Do you want to maybe go downstairs and get a drink?

You know, I really shouldn't hit the hay.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, good night.

Good night.

Hello?

Front desk.

Message for Dee Dee Slaughter.

What does it say?

Dear Dee Dee, I know what you did.

Hello?

You're welcome.

Really weird phone call.

Somebody knows what name I checked in under and my room number.

He knows my room number.

It's kind of spooky, you know.

I called downstairs.

They don't have any other rooms.

You know, at the convention.

I think maybe I could sleep in here tonight.

Yeah?

On the couch.

On the couch, yeah.

On that couch.

I leave town to get away from this stuff and it follows me, right?

Hollywood.

Breeds evil people.

You got to be careful.

One day you wake up and you're just like them.

Tell me about normal people.

I grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Normal working class, blue collar community.

I was the first person in my family to go to college.

Nobody really cared.

They didn't see the point.

When they got out, it was important to me to prove something to them, you know.

Like I made the right decision.

I got a good job.

Good feel, good company.

And then that first day, you look at yourself in that new suit.

You think...

someday I could be on the cover of Time magazine?

You drive to work.

You take a look around.

You see, everybody looks just like you.

When you realize you're just a part of the herd.

How's that for normal?

This couch is kind of small.

You're not even dressed?

I was...

Have you seen my briefcase?

No.

What's that?

These people over here are thin walls.

So you haven't seen my briefcase just anywhere around?

I guess I lost it.

So anyway, I had to redo the schedule as you know.

I shifted your presentation back to Friday.

So it gives you more time to prepare.

Fine.

You're welcome. You're late.

I'll be right down.

Locked down?

Oh, brother.

Susan.

Hi.

Hey.

Can I join you?

Sure.

I was getting stumped anyway.

Oh, how you doing?

I have an incredible hangover.

No meetings?

I needed a break. I was really getting bored.

I bet college boy never misses a meeting.

He's kind of cute.

Are you two...

No.

No, I didn't think so.

He doesn't seem like your type.

I don't have a type.

Yeah, I do.

The wrong type.

You know, the ones who start out really cool and end up being monsters.

You must know my ex-husband.

He was a great guy when I first met him.

What happened?

He started cheating on me and...

Then I couldn't do anything right.

He got real critical and...

And then he just got out of hand.

He hit you?

Yeah.

You should have killed him the first time he laid a hand on you.

One shot, point blank.

Right between the eyes.

Damn it! I think I'm allergic to this shit.

Cut!

What is it now?

Oh, thank you.

Hey, let's finish this.

Asper!

Detective Stokes, any news?

Your star fugitive Susan bought some gas two days ago,

about two hours north of here.

Gas station right off the I-5.

Now, we're doing everything we can to track her down.

Any idea why she might be?

Sorry.

When is she due back?

Early next week.

Listen, is there any chance she could be let out on bail?

We only need her for a little bit.

You know, I got two hours here. I gotta catch a plane.

Get lost!

I only need her for two, maybe three days.

Now, look, Mr. Director.

Susan Gittes is wanted for murder.

Now, I doubt very seriously they'll let her ass out

just to finish some damn movie.

Because you never do.

Some creep left this at my door and...

Dear Susan, thanks for leaving your dishes in the hallway.

Now I have something your lips have touched.

Jesus, that's sick.

I think you should call the police.

The police? What are they gonna do?

I have to either be dead or mutilated for them to give a shit?

Hello?

He knows I'm here.

What if it's business?

Don't!

Probably the house phone in the lobby.

Well, listen, we gotta go down to a meeting right now.

It'll make you feel better.

Once I got the lobby for you, okay?

Hello?

Hi, honey.

No, no, it's just, uh,

I need to say I'm representative.

She's got something going on with somebody.

She's...

I'm fine.

Fine. No, everything's okay.

Come on, the meeting's already started.

Jesus, I cannot believe she picked up the phone.

She freaked out.

She freaked out. She's always freaked out.

She makes these weird movies and drinks like a fish.

We don't even know this girl.

Come on, give her a break.

Give her a break.

She's been giving me a break.

You don't even know what to look for.

For someone who looks like they don't belong here.

Like a pervert or something.

Like this guy.

Watch my briefcase.

So, how you doing?

Fine.

Fine, fine.

I see you're here with the convention.

I'm in sales.

Pharmaceuticals.

Drugs.

The legal kind, I hope.

I bet you get that all the time, huh, buddy?

Well, you'd be surprised how rarely.

So, what do you do?

I like to think of myself as being

in the people business.

You enjoying your stay here at the hotel?

I got a meeting I gotta go to.

I just seen you around and I wanted to...

...say hello.

I guess I recognize you two.

Have a good meeting.

Thank you.

Well...

He's definitely having something.

Employees are our number one asset.

The power of prescription for success.

This afternoon we're going to hear from various sales managers from across the country.

First up is Mr. Paul Stevens from the L.A. office.

Mr. Randolph, I had the schedule for Friday.

Aren't you prepared?

No, sir.

Well, it seems one of our bright, dedicated, hardworking employees had a communication problem.

Found one of my old movies on TV.

You're kidding. Which one?

Planet of the Babes.

I've never seen that.

Is that my T-shirt?

Is he a good kisser?

Serious beard burn.

I'm gonna start charging rent.

Look how young I was.

He could have used a breath mint there.

I had to act my panties off.

Literally.

Obviously a body double.

My next boyfriend was extremely disappointed.

See this guy?

He was the production designer that couldn't afford another actor, so he had to play the monster.

Best in the business.

Oh, this is the ending.

That's what I do for a living.

There are 10 million worldwide.

Pal, shall we?

Oh, you know, it's really not the best time.

Paul's had a situation today. It was really not good.

All the more reason.

In person, Novas.

I've got a story for you.

Actress involved in murder.

Love it already.

Who?

I'll give you the exclusive if you give me front page above the phone.

You serious?

Done.

This one goes down as an unofficial leak.

Talked to high place source.

Who remains anonymous.

Standard procedure.

Come on.

Oh, this is great.

Why are you doing this?

Off the record, we think she's still in the state,

but we're having a little trouble finding her.

Well, this will certainly turn up the heat.

Okay, look, what's the wildest thing you ever did?

Me?

That's legal.

Oh, I got one.

When I was in fifth grade,

I tried to seduce this priest

in a confessional,

and Sister Yofrazia caught us,

so I told her that I was showing him

what I did with my boyfriend

so he could tell me whether or not it was a sin.

Well, come on, you gotta admit,

12 years old, took balls.

Absolutely, I will admit that.

So, yeah, what's the wildest thing you ever did,

Mr. Salesman?

What, you can't remember?

No, I...

I golfed naked once in the middle of the night.

That's a nice mental image.

I bet he used his hoodie.

I don't know, get me the hell out of here.

You started this.

What's the wildest thing you've done?

My husband and I,

we lived in this really small town.

You know, the kind where everybody knows

everybody's business.

We were the perfect couple.

Then I found out he was having an affair.

I didn't say anything at first,

because, well, you know,

I just figured it would pass.

But it didn't.

So I confronted him.

He didn't care.

I mean, he didn't even try to hide it.

And when I complained, he...

Anyway, I was putting the laundry away,

and I found this envelope

filled with Polaroids.

It was Christmas time, as usual.

I had the job of addressing, mailing,

stamping all the envelopes.

So it was a special little treat.

I put in a picture of Stephen

doing a 16-year-old doggy stunt.

Oh, my God!

A 16-year-old doggy stunt.

What a scumbag.

78 cards.

Clients, family, friends.

Oh, and my personal favorite.

His mother.

Mother? Damn!

You got a serious set of balls on you, girl.

Wow.

Let's smoke to that.

Jesus, look at that arsenal you got there.

Hold that thought.

I'm gonna kill somebody with that.

No, I don't...

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Paul, you have to inhale it.

Cool.

Here, let me help you out.

The pro.

What are you doing?

Are you eating this shit now?

Okay.

Oh, God.

How does that feel?

Susan, this dress is so sexy.

It's Paul's.

You can wear it, though.

Oh, no, I could never wear anything like this.

Oh, sure you can't.

Here, you work on that.

Let me show you something.

White.

It doesn't order us.

Yeah, but you can see right through it.

This...

and this underneath.

And this hair.

Gotta go.

Wait a minute, what are you doing?

Why are you gonna put the dress on?

Well, I can't do it here.

Him?

He's got a fiancé.

I think it's very...

Well, if you're a good boy, we'll get you on it.

You know what I think we should do?

I think we should all, like, go out somewhere.

Wait, wait, let's be the screenwriter.

We're gonna stay awhile.

Why?

You're embarrassing the scene with us.

Come on, Paul.

Isn't that obvious?

Yeah, you should wait at that time.

You should be embarrassed.

Did you see...

Did you see some...

I didn't see anybody, except you.

Hey, nice tie.

Thank you.

Playing through.

Because I have all my teeth.

I don't think they'll let me in that place.

I can't even tell, you know, who you know.

I don't know if you're a friend of Joey, but if who goes or whatever,

it doesn't make any difference to me.

You know, it's ladies' night.

There's a wet t-shirt contest at midnight.

Oh, that's terrific.

I happen to be managing these four beautiful contestants here.

Well, don't quit your day job.

Kathy Lynn Thomas, Sioux City, Iowa.

Jesus, honey, you must have a bad day at the DMV.

No, she's trying a new look.

Where are you coming from?

Huh?

Outer space.

Nice jacket, you saw?

Thanks a lot.

What did you pay for it?

What?

What did you pay for it?

What did I pay for my jacket?

I don't know what I paid for my jacket.

What about 20 bucks?

Shit, I paid 150 bucks for this jacket.

What did you pay for your jacket, Paul?

This thing?

Yeah.

$4.50, baby.

I have a good idea.

How would you like to trade jackets?

What?

Yeah, you gotta loosen him up a little bit.

No, no, no, that's okay.

Obviously, this is a very expensive jacket.

The man doesn't know how to give it up.

All right, look.

His jacket plus 50 bucks.

Are you kidding me?

I had this jacket,

my old lady lost her cherry in this jacket.

His old lady lost her cherry in this jacket.

Well, she did.

100 bucks.

100 bucks?

Yeah.

No, no.

I love this song.

Anybody know the two-step?

Two steps.

Man, it's easy.

I learned that in a movie.

Come on.

I don't step.

Come on.

Absolutely not.

I don't dance.

I do not dance.

That's just something I do not do.

I bet you do.

All right.

Yes.

Now.

My favorite movie.

I must have rented that thing 12 times.

You know that scene where she takes that guy's face

and kind of stuffs it right between her, uh, her, uh...

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, I see you're short a cowboy.

Mind if I join you for a drink?

You got a problem with that?

Well, we're just trying to have a quiet drink.

Yeah, well, I wasn't talking to you, twister.

What is it with me tonight?

You see, actually, it's Paul.

Paul Stevens.

I got a tip for you.

You don't come out to a table of ladies

and start talking about breasts.

It's a little tip.

Free of charge.

Hey, Paul!

You want to step outside?

Why, can't your girlfriend slash cousin get in?

Point blank.

Right between the eyes.

I want to take a look at that eye, twister.

Twister, twister.

Twister is a...

Not in my hair taste.

Gee, your hair tastes terrific.

I'll see you find your briefcase.

Hey, want to join us for a nightcap?

Oh, I don't think so.

See you guys tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

I've never been in any play.

When I was 16,

I hitchhiked across the country by myself.

I wanted to get away from my stepfather.

He used to, you know, do things to me.

Anyway, I got here and I thought,

I'll become an actress.

That looks easy enough.

I couldn't even get a fucking audition.

I was desperate.

I didn't know anybody.

I got caught up in this really bad crowd.

This producer said he could help me out, you know.

All I had to do was make him happy.

So I slept with him to get the part,

and roses are dead.

Luckily, it was a big hit.

And I promised myself I would never do that again.

I wouldn't have to.

After that, I thought,

okay, we have a lot to talk about.

When I arrived here earlier this week,

I had a presentation all ready to go.

I sat here,

through meeting after meeting,

quite frankly bored out of my mind.

I'm not giving my presentation.

Elarge, you can thank David Byers for that.

His presentation on serving our customers

was the most well-thought-out,

well-prepared.

Slide projectors, music, it was wonderful.

It was really wonderful.

Now, what the hell? Let's all give Dave a big round of applause.

Come on, everybody.

Now, I can say this because Dave's my friend,

and I know he won't take this personally,

but what the hell were you talking about?

He was simply regurgitating the same old crap

we've heard over and over again and again.

Empty sales slogans, service this, service that.

Has anybody said anything this week

that we haven't heard over the past 10 years?

First of all,

these annual company retreats are a waste of time and money.

How can we serve our clients if we're not even in town?

And second, what's going to happen to our company?

To our jobs.

I mean, we've all heard the rumors about layoffs.

Half of us have our resumes updated and ready to go.

We're so busy worrying about our job security and our future

that we're not doing what needs to be done today.

If we focus on getting the job done

instead of fretting and backstabbing each other,

we'd all be a lot better off.

I mean, for years, like Dave's presentation,

this company has had all the bells and whistles and no balls.

We need to set aside those bells and whistles

and embrace the future and embrace the change.

Or as my friend recently put it,

we need a serious set of balls.

Just what the doctor ordered.

You should have seen their faces.

That was great.

I bet you were. Don't answer.

It was probably Dave begging to make up.

Well, it isn't Laura Ashley.

Paul, what's going on?

Gail, this is Susan.

Susan, this is Gail.

Paul, what's going on?

Paul, would you please ask this...

this person to leave?

Paul, would you please get this...

this person out of here, please?

Susan.

Please.

Are you throwing me out, Paul?

You don't understand. It's...

She has your underwear on.

Do you want them back?

No, thank you. Thank you very much.

How did you get the black eye?

I gave it to him while I was fucking him, right?

Nothing else. Please, Susan.

My life is a lie, too.

Stop it.

I got a phone call. Somebody called me up

and told me what you were up to.

But I did not believe them.

Who's Dave? Wasn't it? Dave called you.

Oh, God damn it. It doesn't matter who it was.

Would you please look at me?

I would never, ever do anything like this to you.

I don't know how you could possibly do it to me.

Why would you take this piece of shit back?

You should be.

Susan, it's Paul. I need to talk to you.

Susan?

She left.

Excuse me. There's a woman from 708 left.

Just a second.

Oh, you mean Miss Slaughter?

She just checked out.

You might be able to catch her in the parking structure.

Homicide.

I need to speak to whoever is in charge.

Mr. Horndick, you better get down here.

Looks like we got a real mess on our hands.

You're in deep shit, pal.

House stick.

I didn't do this.

I don't know, Paul. Looks like you're tied to me.

Okay, on your feet.

I didn't do this!

On your feet! Both hands are out.

Susan, get us to this! She's leaving right now!

Did you hear me? Move!

Right, right. I know all about it, pal. Come on!

Both hands on the car.

Don't give me no shit!

She got this wrong.

She's leaving! She's getting away!

Just take it easy, pal.

No!

Do you have a bathroom?

Stars have to pee, too.

Boy, that you felt so bad about!

Whoa. I didn't kill anybody.

Fucking liar.

I didn't! We had a fight.

You fucking liar!

That he was obsessed with you.

They already think he killed Gail.

Of our friendship.

I don't like you.

You already helped me so much.

We're friends, right, Kath?

We had a great weekend, right?

Don't worry about anything.

One shot.

Oh, Miss Skitties, I'm your number one fan.

What? I've seen all of your movies.

Oh, yeah, your boyfriend, he just...

Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!

Yeah, right. I'll call an ambulance.

It's just like the end of Popcorn Killers.

Talk to me, okay?

Yes? Yeah.

Good. Talk to me.

Yes. Talk to me.

Yes.

Did you think I could?

Which one is she?

This is the mystery lady we found on ice.

Meet the real Kathy Lynn Thomas

from Sioux City, Iowa.

She came here for the pharmaceutical meeting.

Checked in, never checked out.

So, the imposter killed Kathy,

dumped her in the ice machine

and assumed her identity.

Let's check out the other one.

Her real name is Janet Crowder from New Hampshire.

She killed that producer in Los Angeles

and then followed Susan Giddes up here.

She killed three people?

Four.

She's wanted for murdering her husband.

Shot him in the head while he slept.