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Yes sweetie, I'm fine and I'm being a good step mum.

Of course, he's fine, everything's perfect.

Shoot.

Oh, darling, I've just spilt the laundry everywhere.

Listen, yeah, of course Geordie's fine.

Yeah, can I just call you back later once I've done all the laundry?

Bye.

What am I supposed...

to write out myself.

Does it really have to be so hard to meet the others?

Oh,

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to laugh.

Will you leave?

Let's have a hug. That'll make it better.

See? It makes it so much better.

Now, let me help you with your profile.

Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't have to help me. Oh, please.

I thought you had all the girls after you.

You did? Of course. Any young lady would be lucky to have a lovely young man like

you.

Nigla? Yes.

Right, here's one you can answer.

I don't think so.

What is it?

Are you too shy to tell your step-mummy how many young ladies you've

banged?

I'm a virgin.

Ooh.

Okay.

Virgin.

Can we just stop this already?

Oh, come on. It's just getting fun.

Look, we're just one click away from... Oh.

I said clit.

I meant click.

God, all of this has got my mind in a really dirty place.

I feel like I'm in hell.

Right. Okay.

Next question.

What is your preference? Big or small tits?

I don't know.

Oh, of course.

You probably haven't even touched any, have you?

Where are you?

oh don't be such a square go on feel them these are big ones

let's get them out come on look what do you think yeah you like them

look he's smiling you like big ones go on get those hands on them that's it

yeah

Squeeze them, that's it, yeah.

Right, well we really should be getting back to these questions or we'll be here

all day.

Right, do you know where the clitoris is?

No? Well, I'm going to show you.

There.

Are you sure about this?

Oh come on, if I didn't help you lose your virginity what sort of step mum

would I be?

Now let's take these wet fingers and look right there.

Can you see that?

Can you look?

Oh that darling is a clip.

Oh let me press you on there.

Oh that tastes nice, tastes of banana.

I won't tell you why.

It's a penis.

Oh, fuck the questions.

Let's just lose that fucking virginity of yours.

You are big, Geordie. This is a big penis.

You should be fucking proud of yourself.

Well, it's a good start. You've got a big cock, Geordie.

Girls love a big cock.

Even your step-mum.

so much bigger than your daddy.

Let me suck on those bollocks.

You like this, don't you?

Oh, two hands around your big cock, Geordie.

You'd never thought you'd have such a big fucking cock under those jeans.

Look, doesn't it look good?

You like that, don't you?

Mummy's taking good care of you.

I'll get you a lovely girlfriend in no time. Sit down.

I'm going to get my panties off.

Wank it.

That's it, I'm enjoying that. Go on, touch your tit while I take this off.

We've got to be quick. Your fucking dad will be home soon.

We need to get that virginity lost, don't we?

You like that, don't you?

Oh,

look at that big

fucking cock.

Are you ready to lose your virginity to your step-mum? Yeah, I think so. Yes.

You think so?

Yeah. What do you mean by that? Yes.

Yeah. Right.

Oh,

lick that pussy first.

Oh, yeah.

cock oh you like that yeah you like that on my pussy

are you ready oh you like that

geordie oh let me see go on fuck me

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it, Jodie.

Yeah, go on, keep pumping me.

Oh, up

and

down slowly.

Grab my tits. Grab them, yeah, that's it. Let me fuck her.

So wet.

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Go on, swipe the tips. Yeah.

Squeeze my nipples.

bounce off of you. Like that.

Pump me.

Yeah, go on your turn. Fuck.

Yeah, fuck hard.

Now let me suck my cunt juice off your dick.

Stay there.

Yeah.

You're not a virgin anymore.

You're not a virgin.

Oh, look at that with all...

Like those well-manicured nails working that cock, look.

She's working that penis.

Now I think you should see me sit on that cock and have my big, big mummy

tits bouncing in your fucking face.

Yeah, and some more of those tits.

Come here, you.

Oh, no.

You lie down.

Lie down. Head there.

That's it.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'm going to fuck you just like I fucked your dad last night.

Let's get those clothes on you. Get that leg off.

Come on.

You're that fucking dick, I mean.

those tits yeah that's it oh yeah you like them suck on there suck on there oh

yeah

how's that pussy feel good oh nice and wet all over your cock

wet pussy juice running down your fucking balls

I love that cunt.

I love that cunt.

I love that cunt. Yeah, louder.

I love that cunt. Come on, baby.

I love that cunt.

Yeah.

You dirty bastard.

I love that cunt.

Oh, you dirty fucking bastard.

I love that cunt. Yes, you do. Say it louder.

Yes, baby.

Slap those chicks.

Oh yeah. You love that cunt, don't you? I love that cunt. Oh yes he does.

I want to see that cock in my pussy.

Oh look at that big fucking dick.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

My dirty bitch.

Yeah. Call me a dirty bitch.

Dirty bitch.

Yeah. I like being called a dirty bitch.

Dirty bitch.

Yeah. Oh fucking hell.

I'm a dirty bitch.

I'm a dirty fucking slut.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah,

you filthy bastard.

Spell my cunt, you dirty cock.

I'm a fucking milf pussy wrapped around your young dick.

I love your big fat young dick in my pussy.

Stay there.

I'm gonna suck that fucking knob.

I'm gonna suck my cunt juice off your dick.

Look at that.

You're stuck on those balls.

That's it, wank that cock.

You don't need this laptop anymore.

Come and fuck me on the dinner table.

The coffee table.

We won't be needing that.

Come and fuck me.

cunt.

Spit on it.

Go on, spit all over my cunt.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, Geordie.

Fuck my cunt until I cum.

That's it, rub it. Yeah, that's it, you dirty bastard.

That's it.

that's it dip it in dip it in and out slowly slowly

in yeah you

stay there i'm gonna you yeah

wanking your dick with my

pussy you like that look it's eating it up Just wanking it with my pussy.

Oh, look.

Oh, and it swallows it. I told you my pussy was hungry.

Rub

it all

over my clit. That's it.

Oh, look. Look at that fucking clit. Yeah, enjoy yourself. Go on.

Enjoy losing your virginity to your step mum or your fucking dad's coffee table.

That's it.

Fucking mummy boobs.

Get

back

on that sofa.

I'm going to suck. my cunt juice off your cock.

Alright sit on it again.

Oh it tastes so good.

Groaning such a big boy.

Oh Geordie, do you like my fingers over your cock like that? Yeah.

Oh, I know a song about that.

One finger, one thumb, keep moving.

One finger, one thumb, keep moving.

One finger, one thumb, keep moving.

One finger, one thumb, keep moving.

to try all the positions.

Which one shall I do now?

I know, let's do doggy.

Come with me.

Yeah, spin you around.

Get that, get that in me.

Get me the cock, that's it, ram it in there.

Oh, fucking hell, Jordy, go on, smash my cunt.

Oh, that's it.

Fucking pull my hair. Go on, pull my hair. Yeah, go on, fucking do me.

Fucking love doggy.

Oh yeah, you fucking dirty bastard.

Yeah, go on, spanking harder.

Oh, you could be my daddy.

You can come to me, let's go. Oh yeah!

That's it, baby.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Make me fly. Have wings.

Go on.

That's it. Yeah. Fucking fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's it. Fuck. Fuck me hard.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Fucking hell.

Oh. Oh, that's it.

That's it. Treat me, bitch.

Can I stick?

Get a kiss and then you're dad.

Give me that cock.

Oh, you do like that, don't you?

Now I want to try something new.

You want to try something new? Yeah.

You can trust me.

Now come here you.

Come on.

Come here.

Up there.

You ready Jordy? I'm gonna try something.

Yeah.

Oh I'd always

wanted to try that.

Come sit down here, let's stop fucking around.

You've got loads of jizz in those balls, haven't you, Geordie?

I think we should get that spunk out.

Do you want a spunk? Do you want a spunk all over my big fucking knockers?

How much do you want a spunk all over them tits? Yeah?

Yeah.

Come with me.

Bring that big knob over here.

Give me a pearl necklace.

How much do you want a spunk? You want a spunk, don't you?

I'm gonna suck on that.

I'm warming up that spunk.

Oh, lots of it in there.

I'm coaxing that jizz out I want you to fucking

jizz your fucking load all over my big mummy boobs

Fuck

those big fucking knockers

Go on, penetrate my big tits. Oh, that's it. Yeah, go on, touch my pearls.

Touch my fucking pearls.

That's it, fuck the pearls.

That's it.

Yeah, your fucking dad got those.

Yeah, fucking wank it in me.

Yeah. Go on, spunk all over my fucking necklace.

Yeah, that's it.

It's a good boy.

Come on, spunk. Go on, give it to me.

Go on, give me the fucking sperm.

Come on, Geordie. Fucking wank it on me.

Oh yeah, fuck the tits.

Yeah, that's my boy.

Come on, fuck them. Give me the fucking spank.

I want your dick juice.

I want your fucking dick juice.

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Look at that fucker. Look at that one of them fucking

tits. Get it back in there. Go on, go on, spray me.

Yeah.

Oh, sit baby.

Oh, it is so bad.

Oh.

Look at that fucking jism.

Go on baby.

Enjoy your orgasm. Your virgin orgasm.

Look at that.

Now give me that dick. I'm going to suck it.

Now

that's how you lose

your virginity.

Yeah, thank you.

Well that's alright darling, can you do the washing up?

Oh, there was nothing.

Oh, she'll be your father.

Hi darling, how are you?

I've got some really good news for you babes. Guess what?

Your son's not a virgin anymore!

Yeah. Yeah, I just bucked in.