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Subtitles generated by - LustyCinema.li The hardest is yet to be done.

The hardest?

Pay the rent.

Stop it. You told me we wouldn't take any money.

In case of trouble, I could sell my body.

To whom?

Are you going to try me?

I'm a professional, I'm not bad.

Is it this morning that our ad for the rented room passes?

Who will be there?

I have my tab to work, I stay here.

Be careful anyway, I don't want to have any history.

You know me, can you trust me?

Yes, exactly.

With all these beautiful guys who will ring at the door,

I'm afraid you won't keep your head.

Well, let's see. I'll make her sit in the couch.

I'll set her up with them, I'll put her completely at ease.

I'm sure she'll answer all my questions.

Once we're convinced, I'll have her visit the bedroom.

You're just forgetting a little detail.

Yes, which one?

It's that there are students who are super-canons.

And the mini-dofus.

Ah, jealous?

Which do you like best?

Which one do you prefer?

Which of the two do you prefer?

Which of the two do you prefer?

Which would you rather have, tea or coffee?

Would you prefer tea or coffee?

Hello. I'm here for the bedroom.

Is it already rented? Am I coming too late?

No, no. On the contrary...

My name is Nathalie.

I can come a little later if you want.

I'm done. Did you find it easily?

I got myself a taxi.

It's more convenient than the first time, to get used to a new itinerary.

Do you always walk with your luggage?

I told myself that if it worked, I'd better not waste time.

Follow me.

It's beautiful.

A little cold maybe.

It's funny.

It doesn't really look like it.

We just arrived.

The house belongs to friends who are getting divorced.

Divorce can take an eternity.

Yes, it's not very gay.

No, that's not what I meant.

My friend is married and it's been almost a year since he started a divorce procedure.

You're lucky.

Some never decide.

Are you a student?

I just got my English license and I'm preparing for my diploma as an interpreter.

As for the money, don't worry. My friend is very generous.

And you? Why are you learning English?

It can be useful.

Now that I'm here, I can help you.

You haven't seen the room yet. This is ours.

It's a very nice room.

Yours is over here.

I wanted it to be our room, but Paul doesn't feel very well.

Is that your husband?

Yes. Look, he's very well.

He organizes the cemeteries. He's always gone to Sezou.

He's the one who wanted the house a little far away.

Doesn't it bother you to talk so little?

When he's here, it's all up to me.

I promise you, I'm as discreet as a little mouse.

He sometimes spends several days in the house.

But he won't bother you.

Does he suit you? Is he a bit austere?

He's a bit single.

My friend who works in the province.

These days, it's really not a space we need.

Nor sleep, by the way.

I hope it doesn't bother you, if ever one day.

No, no. I was saying that for you.

It's your room.

You do what you want.

All right?

An hour and a half. So, this nice Polish student...

He's here.

Already? And how is he?

The students, anyway.

I'm going crazy. At least he's nice.

Paul my husband, Nathalie our tenant.

We feel good here.

It must be nice to live in this house.

It didn't succeed for everyone.

You say that because of your friends?

It's an old dream between me and Paul.

How long have you been married?

Natalie is with a married man. What does he do?

He's an actor.

An artist?

Yes, he loves telling stories.

When we met, he told me he was getting a divorce.

It's been a year.

I almost broke several times.

But Oling doesn't do comedy.

So I decided to put him on the wall.

The pleasure is not so bad.

It's very important.

For the mental balance, very important.

Well, I'll leave you. I have work.

See you later.

See you later, Nathalie, is that it?

Did I say something?

Think about it, he's shy.

So, do you like her?

She's smart.

How many have you seen? Not a single one, I bet.

She introduced herself and you jumped on the occasion.

She's cute.

She seems a little excited with her questions.

Well, I hope she's serious.

It's her mother who pays the rent, there will be no problem.

Her mother? And if he lets her go?

Anyway, the orator doesn't want to take advantage of it.

I don't want to take advantage of it.

Neither does he.

A beautiful girl like that, it keeps you warm.

What do you want, Macho? What will you do in his place?

Nothing, I don't know.

Come on, tell me the truth.

Is it your kind of girl, as usual?

If you want to know everything, it's the kind of girl you shouldn't touch.

But she shouldn't get too close to me in the kitchen.

And her hair?

Nice to kiss.

And it's healthy, how do you find it?

Very good, very, very good.

Can I go to the island dance tonight? It would be very nice.

I like Scottish, I like Scottish.

I don't want to...

This place is going to be a disaster. What time is it?

Eight o'clock.

I'm totally out of it.

Well, I'm going. See you tonight.

And don't be silly with the little tenant.

Long live Saturday.

It's partying in Grenoble with Lausanne.

Where are you going?

What are you playing at?

What are you going to do with me here?

You're going to keep your promises, live with you.

It's done, you live with me and with my wife.

You will quickly understand.

Understand what? With very well.

Not at all as you described it.

What I understand above all is that you want to have everything.

She and me.

Whatever. It's you that I want.

Often not now.

Yes, now. You want to live here, you do the malign, right?

I was under your hand, it suits me.

In the end, it's you who found the solution.

You just have to find the solution. Thank you, my love.

Don't you kiss me?

I think I'm going to go.

Oh no, you're not going to go.

You wanted to suck the shit out of me, okay?

But we have the courage of your acts!

You're the bastard! Not now!

You didn't say that before we met.

And we're going to wait until the end of the month, as usual.

You really take me for a fool.

I see you more often.

Especially if I stay here.

You convinced me.

The house is superb, I feel like I'm going to like it.

And Juliette is charming.

You call her Juliette.

Can you pass me my napkin, please?

You always say the same word, husband, Marie.

I noticed. I think it's easier said than done.

He's great. Don't you think so?

Have you ever been afraid?

If he's so great, can you envy him?

I hope so.

But I'm not jealous.

It's not the kind to have adventures.

No, but...

If you ever learned that he had a real relationship with another woman...

I think he would tell me about it.

I wish. Men are so cowardly.

Have you ever met him?

You ask a lot of questions.

And how is your friend?

He's a real lion.

What would you do if you had an adventure with a married man?

I'd kill his wife.

I had a long discussion with Nathalie.

If I were in her place, I don't know what I'd do.

But a guy who's been taking you on a boat for more than a year,

it's still a livable situation.

No one forced him to live.

That's enough.

He's a guy like the others.

He has seven weekends per month.

And he takes a shower and he does nothing.

It sucks.

Are you laughing?

Are you able to do that?

Calm down.

I'm different, I love you.

You love me, but that's not the point.

You could do that.

You could see someone else.

I know.

You don't have to be organized.

I'll see it right away.

I have to be pretty.

I love it.

A little bit of chess too.

Too bad, I'm not pretty.

I always lose.

Paul will teach you, if you want.

He's very good.

Are you getting dressed, girls?

Who are you taking me for?

Phone 45.

She's outside. Paul?

I saw her full line.

He saw her full line.

The referee is a sold out.

She's good.

It's useless to have the referee, he goes all the time.

Hey, hey, hey, girls.

Okay, I'm going to play, I give up.

Come on, service, Nathalie.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, excuse me, I thought...

Finish it.

You should wear glasses, it's dangerous.

Thank you.

You are all...

It's very pleasant to think I'm going to be all golden for the winter.

I'm going to make him crazy.

It's your turn.

If we get married.

All right.

Can you fix the thing in ten minutes?

Do you want us to speak a little English?

The house is not used to it.

Think about what happened here between Jean and Charlotte.

Lies, disputes.

They looked for it.

Then there are people more or less gifted for happiness.

And we are gifted?

Very gifted.

But geniuses of happiness.

What do you mean?

Not three.

With this girl, the house is no longer the same.

But I don't feel it.

Do you want to get rid of it?

With us, it would be the same, no?

Maybe not.

We have the gene of happiness.

No lies.

No arguments.

I'll stay with you.

I see.

Do you know how to draw blood?

Of that, yes, but...

I don't know what to cut.

It's not that easy.

Here, can you hold the rosé straight there, while I fix the tutelage?

Ah, quite a program.

So, uh...

Careful, you have to put on gloves.

Listen, I was looking for something to heal your injury.

No, it's fine.

We never know, it can get infected.

And it will get infected.

Yes, hello.

Oh no, I'm sorry, she's not here anymore.

Yes, I'll tell her.

You may be Stephane, that's it.

She has already told me about you.

Paul Wiccan, yes.

You know you are welcome.

There is no problem.

We are in place.

I would be happy to meet you.

The face of Nathalie when she talks about you is so eloquent.

Yes, I will give her the commission.

You can teach me to play, Paul.

I play very badly.

I was sure otherwise.

You're right, he plays very well. He loves to be prayed for.

Come on, Paul, a little demonstration.

Juliette is perfectly aware of a pro.

How many series are you in?

I'm used to knowing a pretext.

I love the vocabulary of billiards.

The billiard is a pretext to go out with men, like all games.

And what is our pretext?

The hairdresser, and beauty in general.

Have you ever accompanied your wife to the hairdresser, Paul?

Watch out!

It looks so fragile.

It's not. And their dose is life-guaranteed.

And after life, there's what?

You have to pay.

The house isn't just for you. We both play.

I prefer the hairdresser.

You're hitting me on the nerves.

You could make an effort. You know, she's not exactly what you think.

She lights me up. I know what she's looking for.

The one with the zizanis between us?

No, but much more vicious than that.

She knows I don't like her.

So she's trying to become your girlfriend.

You're already torturing yourself. You should take your distance.

Don't worry about me. Do you think she's an informant?

Me and you.

Am I an informant?

An order is an order.

By the way, did he hit you or sex on the beach?

Sex as soon as he calls.

It stops here.

A man.

So I'm waiting for you.

It was Stéphane.

Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. He called.

He's my friend.

To your loves.

Yours last forever.

Do you agree to go on a trip to celebrate our wedding anniversary?

At the seaside, it will do us the greatest good.

How are you going to do?

I'm not irreplaceable.

Three years.

It's already the noses of what?

The noses of plumber.

I'm leaving for the weekend. I wanted to say goodbye.

Stéphane can't come, so I'm the one who joins him.

Well, Monday. Goodbye.

Have fun.

You too.

Maybe we could have asked him to come.

It's a nice name, Stéphane.

What if we start in the best way?

I'm afraid of the worst.

Let me do it.

You're hurting yourself.

I hope a weekend in your head will make you feel better.

You haven't stopped working for two days.

I'll be late.

You can be more tender with me.

I'm tender and tired.

Thanks to you, Coquine...

I don't want to work.

Just the idea of finding this bunch of whores gives me the goose bumps.

Stay with me.

Do you want me to call them?

He's sick. He won't be able to come this morning.

No, no. Not the flu, the priapism.

Get my files, I'm here.

Of course, that doesn't bother you.

You have to tell me right away.

You see, I left my luggage in the trunk.

Of course not. You're not going to stay at the hotel for a week.

The house is big. Come in.

Do you want a boyfriend?

Paul, my husband.

Stéphane, Nathalie's friend.

Hi, Lamy.

The house doesn't lack character.

It's the dream to live here, isn't it?

Well, I'm going.

See you tonight.

He doesn't like to be late, that Léner.

It's very kind of him to have waited to welcome us.

I don't know what time it is this morning, but he's on Léner.

So it's for this guy you made me come?

Excuse me, I thought you had a better taste.

As for the warm welcome, very warm.

That's exactly what I want.

He's a bastard who's dying of jealousy.

He wanted to get out of my face?

Don't you think it would be easier to play card on the table?

Too easy.

You settle your accounts, ok.

But for this guy, I don't get it.

Besides, he doesn't look comfortable.

Hello, the barbers. I thought he was going to eat me.

You're going to put a soup of hell in this house,

I don't really feel concerned.

Are you afraid?

I thought in your shitty theater,

the actors were able to adapt to all situations.

It's funny.

When you look at me like that, I don't know what's behind it.

Nothing. I assure you.

That's what I thought.

So why did you agree?

Don't tell me I forced you.

You're a masochist, I know.

I want him to suffer like I suffered.

I want his life to be as unbearable as it was for me for more than a year.

I want him to crack.

I want him to dare to say that he loved me, that he loved only me.

Now he has to pay.

And what do I touch in history?

As you proposed it so well.

Salary in nature, right?

But after.

Oh, you're afraid I'll run away?

Well, follow all these little words of love, you'll see, it's overwhelming.

The answerers practice when they're at a distance, always at a distance.

But one day, we open our eyes, and that day, there's only one thing left to do,

to suffer.

And I'm the drunkard?

With my torture instruments.

In a way.

Don't worry, it's the matter of two or three days.

Sarah is pissed off, I don't know if she remembers me.

Of what? You'll see, everything will be fine.

And think about the reward.

Nathalie, my little fiancée.

That's enough. You have to help me first.

I'll do whatever you want.

Did it go well?

For the red fish.

I had in mind some suggestions you made me this weekend.

I wanted to extend.

Where are the young people?

They didn't leave their room during the day.

I guess they found something to take care of.

Stéphane is very charming.

Very well, I'm going to work an hour.

You can't wait? Let's try it.

Later, if you want.

What is it in your book?

A Polar.

Who are you?

You don't know. It's called cold meat, in the plural.

Do you like Polars?

Not at all. All stories are the same.

You're having dinner with us, aren't you?

Thank you, it should be with pleasure, but...

I had to leave earlier to arrive at the 8 o'clock session.

You take risks.

I'm here to prepare an anti-egg recipe with homemade ingredients.

You're not afraid of poisoning?

Are you blinded?

I love improvisation.

I love spicy food.

I'm sorry, I wouldn't eat that either.

My cooking is much better.

I think it's excellent.

It's true, it has a taste.

It's like a mixture of sweet and spicy.

It reminds me of the dishes over there.

Have you ever been to the Antilles, Stéphane?

Yes, once.

I rented a boat in Fort-de-France with friends.

We sailed for more than two months in the archipelago.

in the archipelago, Martigny, Guadeloupe, Jamaica, Porto Rico.

Have you ever been to Cuba?

No, we would have liked it, but we were counting on it.

But unfortunately, it's incredible.

We made a ship of less than 3,000

by taking the periscope of an American submarine

passing through the region.

What I like about Stéphane is that he, at least, lives his dreams.

Speaking of dreams, how did you two meet?

I love to know how the great destinies come together.

It was a year ago, a little more than a year ago, in Avignon.

At the time of the festival, we met like that, at the terrace of a cafe.

It's true that in Avignon everything is different.

Do you know? I wanted a piece of the Abiches, on the off side.

It was really for amateurs and lighters.

I liked it. As soon as we saw it, we didn't know anymore.

True love stories are also the simplest.

Everything becomes obvious.

I prepared a salad of fruit. Does anyone want some?

I need a big arm. Are you following me?

When are you leaving?

Next week, probably.

Nathalie and I...

Stop your circus. What did Nathalie tell you?

Nothing. What are you talking about?

You're not the young man we were dreaming of for Nathalie.

So you find the excuse and you pull yourself together.

I'm 30 years ahead of this heavy threat.

And what are you going to do?

I'm sorry, but after what you did to Nathalie...

What did I do to Nathalie?

You barred her from one end to the other.

I love Nathalie. In my own way.

You don't have the right to judge me.

If it can reassure you, Nathalie is no longer in love with you.

Me neither.

You'll tell her yourself?

I don't want to meddle in your affairs.

Keep your mouth shut.

Your comic is beautiful, but not very funny.

We're not going to stand it, neither you nor me.

So get ready for him to break up quickly, all right?

What, he doesn't like it?

You seem to find him more to his liking.

Get away from Juliette.

Anyway, I'm going to tell her everything about the situation.

Yes, kiss me.

Stop it, Nathalie. When will you stop playing this game?

You're not sleeping?

I'm not sleeping.

Have you finished what you were so important to do for tomorrow?

I don't understand you, Paul. You were almost charming.

It's not your kind of important.

I think you hated that kind of guy.

Your anti-Yase cuisine, the spices, the conviviality.

Do you like it?

Stop it. You see very well what I mean.

Why are you behaving like that with him?

He's full of his acting stories.

Did you hear that? I'm sure he's not even an actor.

It's a gigolo who wants to squat here.

It's time to live different things.

I don't know.

Come on, let's not talk about this guy.

He may be a squatter, but he doesn't have the profile of the hypocrite who makes women suffer.

He's an actor, don't forget.

And then it's their problem, and we have ours.

Oh, really? We have problems?

Does it burn much coal?

Does it burn much coal?

Yes, a lot.

Do you burn about one side every week when it's cold outside?

When it's cold outside.

And do you burn coal in the kitchen boiler?

In the kitchen boiler.

No, we use coke in that.

We use coke in that.

It's us. We're going to do some shopping. Will you come with us?

I'd like to, but I have my control. If I pick myself up...

I could stay and give you a hand.

No, no, go ahead.

Come with us, Juliette. I'm sure it'll do you good to relax a little.

No, really.

Well, later.

Work well.

Nathalie, can I borrow your English cassettes?

Of course.

In the bedroom, they are on the shelf.

Take them.

Anything planned tonight?

Not necessarily.

I just wanted to be good.

I see.

You don't like me?

Yes, yes.

But why?

I can enjoy myself.

I didn't expect to have such a pleasant welcome.

I invited Stéphane and Nathalie to have an aperitif.

I prepared the toasts.

According to a recent survey published in an English newspaper,

According to an English newspaper, 86% of women spend more than 2 hours a day in their toilets.

Isn't that beautiful?

Women aren't the only ones who are horny.

Do you choose your clothes or do you like being accompanied?

In general, Stéphane prefers being accompanied.

Your outfit is splendid.

Yours isn't bad either.

Excuse me, I didn't know it was an evening like this.

Well, let's drink.

To what?

To true love, the one that lasts forever and never eats.

We can't show it to you, or we'll miss the session again.

What are you going to watch?

American film.

I hate American cinema.

But it's relaxing.

At least it's simple.

The rules of the game are clear.

Who's coming?

We'll tell you.

Bye, lovers.

Nice couple.

Let's go to bed.

I'm not sleepy.

You're not going to stay here all night.

I told you I'm not sleepy.

The night follows, it doesn't look like it.

I told you I had time for five minutes.

I'm almost done with...

If you take it like that, you're going to get a haircut.

I think it was nice.

Fruit juice is my specialty.

I worked for several months as a bartender.

Last time it was in Kemer.

In Turkey?

A small village in the country of Montorus.

In the wild or well-natured villages.

What do you know?

The TV is not up yet?

No, we're very late tonight. We didn't wake you up, I hope.

No, it's bed time.

What are you doing?

Turn around. Don't cheat.

I'm preparing my famous cocktail.

The Beaumarchais.

What is it?

That's my secret.

Come on, turn around.

If you want, I can also put my hands on your head.

Exactly, I was going to ask you.

Once we've started, let's do things in the rules of art.

Perfect, especially don't move.

Is it almost over?

Be patient, the best things don't need time.

I'm going to get dressed.

I'm here for my jealous, we agree, it's a success.

But you're not going to break my balls with your vans, so if you're really a comedian, you could be more discreet.

She's the one looking for me. I spend my time avoiding her.

I'm in love with Nathalie, that's why I'm here. OK?

But if you really like Nathalie, you take her with you.

Her revenge as a child will turn against her and against you.

What do you mean?

Listen, I have an idea.

The only way to get out of the impasse is to sleep with my wife.

You like her, Nathalie is jealous, she will react if she wants to keep you.

And then, it belongs to you. Much more than to me.

The gardening is also one of your specialties?

No, not really. My father was a Breton peasant.

So since then, I've been helping him to cut the apples.

Trees. You have to take care of them. Look at them, touch them.

You show me?

With me, you are nothing. Cut the old branches.

To allow the young plants to grow. Otherwise, it's an entire tree.

I think that tired branches, simply tired, have a chance to be reborn.

The apple cutlet. Was it good?

You're asking a question.

The kind little girl hurt becomes authoritarian.

I've had enough.

Your stupid little game, you have to stop it.

It's going to end badly for everyone.

No one forced you to sleep with Paul.

And no one forces you to sleep with me.

I filled my contract. I have my bag.

What are you saying?

You're going to let me down?

I brought you here to avenge me for Paul.

And I'm sleeping with you because I keep my promises.

I want Paul to be sick of jealousy.

But he's crazy, Paul!

Do you know what you asked me to do?

To sleep with his wife, perfectly!

Are you going to follow his advice?

It's up to you, isn't it?

It's well-run. You could make apple compote all winter.

You're not going to help me either?

You're all crazy.

Soon it's going to end up everywhere.

Why not?

Oh, let me go.

You really don't want to come with us?

Concerts are no longer my age.

There's no age to have fun.

You'll tell me.

Are you planning to come home late?

I don't know. I think life is great.

Don't you think so, darling?

Yes, great.

Come with us.

I'll do what I want.

OK, good evening.

Are you with Nathalie?

Unparalleled. I'm not the same anymore.

Yes, I assure you.

You've transformed me.

With Nathalie, it's...

How can I put it?

It's sentimental.

I didn't find it very sentimental last night.

Neither did you.

I was comfortably sitting in the couch.

I didn't try to hide. I even asked Yvonne to join me.

You should have.

She wouldn't have liked it, neither would you.

What a temperament, the Atelier, what a volcano.

I understand Paul better.

Did you know?

For a short time.

What is this world where everyone is sleeping with everyone?

Aren't you jealous?

Of course I am. Why do you think I did it with you?

I hope it won't start so soon.

But we can start right away.

So, you don't like music anymore?

We don't like music anymore, we're not going to the concert with her friends.

Are you alone?

I left them in love. I follow your advice.

Very well.

You're so hard.

How could you say that to Stéphane?

You asked her to sleep with Juliette.

She wanted it so much.

From time to time, you have to die the abscess.

Believe in yourself. You never loved anyone.

I love Juliette. I loved you.

I cheated on her for a year for your beautiful eyes.

For my beautiful eyes, as you say.

Listen, stop it. I don't love you anymore, you don't love me anymore.

You gave me a good lesson, I gave you the coin of your room.

And now you know what it is, you have Stéphane.

I don't love you anymore, I don't love you anymore.

Do you think it's that simple?

Didn't you tell me once that my true stories were always the simplest?

Speak with Stéphane.

You tell me to pamper you.

You talk to me about me.

About my breasts, the color of my skin.

And when you tell me that you love me, you don't talk to me.

You talk to my breasts, my kidneys, my buttocks.

Come on, look. You'll never touch this again.

Remember me for a long time. You'll never forget me.

Don't come any closer. I'm furious.

Yet I know I'm more beautiful than your wife.

I'm rounder. Open your eyes.

I want you to miss me all your life.

Stéphane, I want you to do something for me.

Whatever you want.

Do me a kiss.

Aren't you cold?

I'm going to go.

Good luck.

It's funny, when we don't make love anymore, we don't have much to say.

You think it's funny?

No more big sentences, no more feelings, no more ideas.

But I wrote your big feelings.

But I also wrote them, otherwise ...

Otherwise what? You stole me twice.

You took my love and you took me away from Stéphane.

You fell in love with Stéphane because you fell in love with him, like with me, like with the next one.

We notice that you are a simple girl, that's good.

What if Juliet falls in love with Stéphane?

And Stéphane with Juliet, who go together to Cuba.

It wouldn't change the fact that you have to give yourself up, and that Juliet doesn't fall in love when she's in love.

I don't think I'm ready to be in love.

You are.

I'm not as fat as you think.

I wish you were.

Don't you leave a little word to your girlfriend Juliet?

I left a week of rent in an envelope.

I don't do any duty.

You don't owe me anything.

I know what you're going to tell me. I don't want to hear it.

Your evening is the first time I slept with Nathalie.

And the first time he did it with me.

You talk a lot about Nathalie. Do you love her?

Do you want her? I don't want to be like your husband.

I don't think you understand what's going on between Paul and me.

It's stronger than all that. I wish I could be like him one day.

You know, it's the first time I see Paul.

It's easier than I thought. I must say I'm well-behaved.

Do you really sleep with me only to make Paul jealous?

What do you think? Are you cute?

If you don't like me in a tree, do you like it?

I don't know. I don't know her happiness.

You're a wonderful woman.

Open it.

I thought you were gone.

I fell asleep.

I couldn't handle the cold.

She didn't come home?

At what time do you think...

I don't know. Maybe she never does what she wants.

But that's not exactly what you're going to know.

Maybe he's not going to bring her back here.

Anyway, I don't know if I want to see her.

Neither here nor there.

What are you saying?

Go away.

We're really made for each other.

You're right. We're really made for each other, Juliette and I.

You'll have at least understood that.

We won't see each other again?

Don't you think that's horrible?

It's too banal.

Don't be afraid for nothing.

Don't forget in your little head.