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The story you are about to see has been told before.

A lot.

And now we are going to tell it again.

But different.

It's about two star-crossed lovers kept apart by a big feud.

No one knows how this feud started, but it's all quite entertaining.

Unfortunately, before we begin, there is a rather long, boring prologue which I

will read to you now.

Two households both alike in dignity in fair Verona

Where we lay our scene from ancient grudge break to new mutiny

where civil blood makes civil hands unclean From forth

the fatal loins of these two

Harvest, what took you out to ruin my day?

My, that's a hideous cardigan, Mr.

Capulet. It suits you. Why, it's an old hag.

A crumbly old codger.

Right.

Which do you grow as the bull?

Chibbles!

Oh, those blues are at it again.

Lady Blueberry. Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?

Oh, I don't like what you're incinerating. The proper word is

insinuating.

Illiterate. I am not illiterate. My parents were married.

Benny!

Come on, let's go give those reds another lesson on how it's done.

Shroom, all clear.

Gnomeo!

Gnomeo! Gnomeo, huh? It's your mum. Oh, no. Just get this out into the alley.

I'll catch up with you. Okay, okay.

Gnomeo. Have you ever seen our beautiful, beautiful garden from this

angle? Oh, yes.

Especially the wisteria.

That... The tree was your father's pride and joy.

May he rest in pieces.

Oh, how you remind me of him.

Oh, which is why I wanted to say... I know, I know my chores.

No, Mio. Edging, trimming, planting, pruning, consider it all done. I wanted

to say... Done, done, done. It's done like a... No, Mio.

Done. All I wanted to say was good.

Go out there and show them we blues are better than any red. Red.

I hate the word.

Wow!

A cupid's arrow orchid!

Ah! Juliet!

Huh? Oh! Whoa!

You won't believe what I found. Oh, do you want to get smashed? A flower that

will put that blue garden to shame just across the alley. This feud business is

none of your concern.

And as leader of this garden, it's up to me to... Uh, I am a red, after all. Oh,

you're rather impulsivated as your mother was.

Blessed abyss.

Now, back where you belong. I can't just stay tucked away on this pedestal all my

life. Don't you see?

When will you realize you're delicate?

I'm not... Delicate.

She's definitely not delicate.

Stubborn girl.

Ugh, right.

Delicate? Hmm. I'll show him who's delicate.

no slurping, no cussing, no squalling, no rassling, no heeing, no hawing, and

more than anything, no cheating.

No cheating?

Hey, that's not fair.

On your marks, get set, go!

This is some booze.

The greatest bus, the greatest by far.

The greatest, the greatest by far.

Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know.

A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are. A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are.

Well, Benny, I didn't think it was possible.

But your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat.

Tybalt, you just crossed the line. Yeah, the finish line.

Loser. Hey,

come on out and fight like a gnome.

Flower Boy won't come out.

What's he going to do?

You're going to do something. He can't get away with that.

Well, if he won't come out, I guess we'll just have to go in.

The Red Garden?

No one's ever been in there.

I'd say it's about time someone did.

And payback is gonna be fun.

Shrew, let's go kick some grass.

This mission into Red Garden Territory is gonna require maximum stealth.

Well, you won't get much stealthier than this.

Thank you.

Swim away. Be free.

Thank you.

Some daffy flour.

Yes, it's the only way I'll ever be taken seriously around here. And I'm

going to need you to cover, Nanette. If my dad asks, just tell him I'm washing

my hair.

I'm washing my hair? I don't have hair.

You'll know it's a lie.

No, my hair.

Got it.

I'm washing your hair.

Okay, okay, whatever you say. I'll be quick.

That was quick. I'm too easy to see. I'm going to need some kind of disguise.

Ooh, a new outfit.

I'm on it.

Here. That is cute.

Give us a turn.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Nice junk in the trunk.

Now go get your flower.

Uh, maybe a tad less fluorescent pink.

How much less?

Try black.

Trust me.

Nobody is going to pay you any attention in that. Then it's perfect.

I'm going in.

Take care!

Let's play a game. I'm thinking of a movie.

It's one word, and it starts with spider.

Is it Spider-Man?

Oh, you're good. Okay.

Great. I love going commando. Shh.

No, just keep...

Okay, I have another one. Two words. The first word is Spider-Man. Spider-Man 2?

Okay, who's cheating?

Benny, give me the pint.

Benny?

No!

Tip out! Get them, you idiots!

Come on, let's go! Run for it, now!

Where did he go?

He's in the begonias! Well, do I look like a begonia?

No, more like a pansy. Hide it!

Not here.

Not here either.

Nothing but daisies here.

Come on!

Hold on.

Whoa! Whoa!

Hey, Benny, see you on the other side. Help me out!

I wish I could stay, but got us lost.

Feel I'm feeling light.

Head on out to see the sights.

Ain't life a man of splendor thing.

Ducking up and down. All these crazy sights and sounds.

Bounce around like puppets sound.

just when you think you're a chain with just one link something comes

to tip you off your stool

You're probably wondering what I'm doing on the roof of your greenhouse.

It's just I... Well, I thought no one lived here.

They don't. I mean, I don't. This isn't my garden.

Oh, well, that's good because I just came to get that orchid. Oh, this?

Yes.

I don't know. I think I'm going to have to keep a hold of this one. What? But I

saw it first, so why don't you just hand it over?

Well, I grabbed it first.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

What if you want it?

Come and get it. All right.

Thanks. Nice greenhouse, eh? Oh yeah, you should see it from here. And miss

this view.

Who's your Nomi? Who's your Nomi?

Who's your Nomi now?

Hey!

Surprise!

Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the

alley?

I'm... Um, well, I could ask you the same question, Tybalt. We're looking for

a blue gnome.

Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here.

And his name's Gnomeo? You haven't seen him, have you? Oh, um...

Uh, he sounds awful. No, I certainly haven't seen him. I haven't seen him at

all. Well, lucky you.

Come on, let's get inside.

Julian.

A red.

Why of all things did she have to be a red?

So, where is the oh-so-important, life-changing orchid?

um um what what orchid

what

hmm shut up you met a

boy what no well maybe sort of um yes yes i

did i knew

Totally gorgeous.

Totally. Does he have a nice rotund belly?

Well, let's call it sturdy.

And his, uh... His hat is, um... Big and pointy? And, you know, I

suppose in a certain light, you might say it looks sort of blue.

Blue.

I don't get it.

Oh, flippin', flippin' Nora, she's smirchin' the face off a blue.

Shh, shush, Lynette, just zip it. Zip.

Oh, Juliette, this is fantastic.

Is it?

It's doomed.

What? A red and a blue.

It just can't be.

So it's a doomed love, and that's the best kind.

Then one day when you die, you'll be all, oh, my true love.

I only saw him once.

I'll only see... What do you mean? What are you chatting about once? I'll only

see him once.

How romantically tragic.

Your love is doomed.

Your love is dead.

Your love is doomed.

Your love is dead.

It's doomed.

Dead. I'll only see him once.

Doomed.

I've never seen Lord Redbrick so riled up. We have to find Gnomeo.

Let's split up.

I wish I could quit you.

Oh well, let's go fishing.

All right, boy.

Go find no meal.

Oh, Gnomeo.

Gnomeo, are we really doomed, Gnomeo, to never see each other again?

Why must you wear a blue hat?

Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like a leprechaun, or purple

like some weird guy?

I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you're blue, my father sees red, and

because I'm red, I'm feeling blue.

Oh, at any rate, that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

No, no, it shouldn't. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Oh, my giddy aunt. Did you just hear all of that? What are you doing here?

I don't know. I came here to... Well, I don't know. I just wanted to see you

again. Are you crazy?

If Dad finds you here, he'll bury you under the patio.

Find me? Are you kidding?

Stealth is my middle name.

Whoa, turn off. There's something behind you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Juliet, what's with the car?

Ooh, you look like a fun guy.

Excuse me, little help here.

My dad's coming.

So, you must be Romeo.

Lovely to meet you. In the 30 seconds before you're discovered and killed.

Quick, hide.

Juliet, I've told you before. No music in the grotto after 10 o'clock.

What's going on here?

Um, it was a... Um, I saw a squirrel, and he... He dropped his

nuts. Yes, nuts the size of boulders. Yes, all right. Thank you, Nanette.

Well, okay, but no mucking about, especially not tonight. We've been

attacked by a blue.

And if I ever get my hands on a blue, he'll be sleeping with the fishes.

who is wounded up easily. Lord Redbrick, I've been having problems with my...

Your what?

I guess this isn't the best time to talk.

It's not ideal.

Just go. Please go. I just came here to say I... What?

I'm... You what?

Oh, sorry.

Juliet, is there something wrong with the pond?

The pond? No. What, this pond? No, it's fine. I mean, it's just as pondy as

ever. Oh, my gosh. What is that thing over there?

What? What was it?

The thing over there. What did it look like?

Oh, it looked like a really, um... Okay, bye-bye then. Off you go. Thanks for

popping by. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels or pigeons or

sparrows or whatever.

Hearting is such sweet sorrow.

Ah.

Ah.

Lynette, where's Gnomeo? Is he gone? Yeah, gone forever.

What?

I think you'll find this does actually belong to you.

Thank you.

I

can't

go. I know how you feel.

No, really.

I'm stuck.

So, uh... Can I see you again tomorrow?

Yes, but not here. Back in the old Lawrence place, then.

Noon? Not soon enough.

I can do 11.45.

Done. That frog was right.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Thanks,

Nanette. You know he's going to ditch you when he finds out how much you wee.

Troom, you see this face?

It's a happy-none face.

Now come here.

Come on!

Age infamy!

The gardening gloves are off then, are they? You!

Wrecking my mower! Dear lady, you are insane in the brain.

I never thought even you'd stoop to such levels.

Oh, and by the way, kindly stop stealing my underwear.

In your dreams, you daft old cabbage.

How could she do this to Tybalt's wishing well?

Oh, my sweet little flower boy.

Why would anyone ever pick on you?

Who thinks I should order the best new lawnmower money can buy?

Why would anyone do this to

Tibbles? Because nobody likes him.

So, what are we gonna do?

Find. their weak spot.

Then what are we gonna do?

Damage.

Lots and lots of damage.

Right. Mess with me, will you, Capulet? I'll show you, you old sack of compost.

It is not over, not by a long shot.

Ah, right.

What have you got here?

She's on the worldy-widy web.

No. No, no. I don't think so.

That one. Pick that one.

Oh, that one. Yes. I like that one. No. Oh, no. No, that one. Oh.

What's this?

Are you losing the war in your garden?

Well, brothers, maybe it's time for a secret weapon.

It's the most ruthless, 500 horsepower, grass-dominating piece of hardware the

world has ever seen.

It's unnecessarily powerful.

Now with 75% more power, it clears.

It digs. It mows.

That's a bit in your face.

This is more my speed.

Oh not the kitten Clipper.

Definitely not.

I've been ruminating about our little discussion yesterday.

But I was just... What you need is companionship. Huh? Someone to look

after you. Who'll keep you safe.

What? You know Paris, don't you? Yes, yes, of course. Why?

Well, he's come to pay you a visitation. Dad!

All right, all right. No one would ever say I don't know when I'm not wanted.

Toodles! Got something for you. Here it is.

Gypsophila. Lovely. What does it mean? It means lover of chalk. Although,

ironically, it grows better in a clay soil.

It's weird, isn't it? You think you got it down and then bam, you do some

reading and it turns out you like clay soil, even though you thought it was

lover of chalk.

Weird.

Right. Well, it's been terribly nice... Where are you going? Stop! No.

I don't... You obviously do whatever you want, but my point was surely it's a bit

rude to leave me on a first date. First date?

Yeah. And I thought, what does a boyfriend... Boyfriend? Get his

girlfriend? Girlfriend?

Ooh!

This is good.

A small token of my affection.

Oh, wow.

Juliet, do you realize what this is?

It is my own hybrid of foxglove and buttercup. Oh, I love triangle. Which I

call foxbutt. And you, I never knew you were such a devil.

No, I mean, you know, I've got my dark side, sure.

Hey there, Juliet.

What a name. It's a great name.

Goes with your eyes.

You're looking really cool. You're looking good.

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

That's a killer, man.

No, you're looking cool. Yeah. So how's it going, you, baby?

Oh, I'm fine, baby. How are you?

Never better.

Do you think anyone heard that?

There's nobody here.

Then why are you whispering?

Why are you whispering?

Guess we're done with the whispering thing then.

It's a 1950s McAllister Ranger.

Let's start her up. Yeah, okay.

Check out the power on this beauty.

She's empty.

Bingo.

Hey, try this.

Thanks.

Is that you?

Yeah, it's me.

It's me, too!

I have no idea.

Okay, whatever you are, come out slowly.

I have a loaded weapon,

and I'm not afraid to use it.

Do you think I scared it? Oh, definitely.

I know I'm scared.

Look at that, baby, huh?

Watch me now.

By the way, thanks for finding my leg and setting me free.

Do you know what it's like to be trapped for 20 years all alone by yourself?

No one for to talk at?

Hola, Featherstone.

¿Cómo está usted?

Bueno, Featherstone. How's the other leg? I don't know, Featherstone.

Remember? I don't have it. You see, I'm not exactly terrific company, am I?

Sorry, but we didn't think anybody lived here. Yeah, we shouldn't be here. We'll

be going.

What if he follows us? Then our parents find out. Oh, no.

Nanette was right. We're doomed.

You cannot ever pull the wools over these pretty eyes.

I think that you two are on a date.

Date? No, no. Not dating. Fighting. That's what we're doing.

Mortal enemies here, you know. Yeah, don't you see it? He's a blue. She's a

red. And I'm pink.

Who cares?

Anyway, I got to ask.

Why are you bringing her to a dumpy place like this?

I know, I know. Un momento.

I'll be right back.

Juliet, wait.

Oh, here it comes. I'm too delicate, right? No, no. I was going to say, don't

hold back. Let her rip.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Look at that. It's a definite improvement.

Fantastic penmanship, too. But, you know, we still gotta do something about

these weeds.

They're not weeds. Those dandelions are wishes.

I don't know.

A weed by any other name is still a weed. Go on, make a wish and then blow

on it.

It's kind of hard with a beak, huh?

Kind of parts you out, huh?

I'm going to sit down now.

I've got a confession to make.

I've never actually driven a mower.

No, you're a natural.

Well... My dad, he's a little overprotective.

You know this is crazy, right?

Yeah. I just never imagined that I could fall for a red. Oh, and me, a blue.

No way.

My whole life, my mum raised me to hate you guys, you reds. So, this could never

work.

Could it?

Well, a red and a blue, it just can't be.

Can it?

Look, it's kind of like snowing, but it's not... Oh, baby, you know, I'm

getting into this now. See, the trick is to go like... Then you get them all with

one. You don't have to... Ah, I wish that we could all come back and do this

tomorrow.

And I promise your secret is safe with me.

Well, should we?

I can do 11.45.

Not soon enough.

Hey, shrew.

What's up, buttonhead?

Careful there, you're going to chip something.

Now, what's eating you?

How?

How?

Mom! How could this have happened?

Where were you?

I was... I was nowhere.

Don't worry, Mom. I'll make it up to you. How?

Redbrick and his hoodlums have destroyed the most beautiful thing we Blues have.

Your father planted her.

We raised her from a seedling.

Those blasted Reds. Come on, Namir. We'll make them pay.

Every last one of them.

Every last one?

It's a little bit runny, this pesticide.

My dad couldn't really pick him.

Can't he just?

Oh, this is painful. Oh, sweet torture.

Don't have much money, but boy if I did,

I'd buy a big house where we both could

live.

If I was a sculptor.

But then again, no more.

A man selling stuff for plants. It's called miracle grow.

Juliet,

no, wait!

Abort. Abort the mission. What? What happened?

The nozzle jammed. Let's go.

Gnomeo?

Such a big hat.

For such a small gnome.

So, you boys fancy a little bit of fun?

Let's take this baby out into the alley.

Then what are we gonna do?

We're gonna have a smashing time.

Oh, come on, Juliet.

It's not as bad as all that. Is that your big move on a second date? You wine

him, dine him, and then spray him with weed killer?

You've got to admit, it is original.

Hola! My fellow funsters are back already. Juliet, be reasonable.

I didn't have a choice after incident wisteria. How do you think that looks?

Just a toilet in the middle of a yard with nothing growing out of it.

Oh, you blues are so infuriating. Wait a minute.

Us blues? Oh, what you guys want to do? Featherstone, we're busy.

Come on, guys.

Let us have some fun.

Well, let me tell you something about you reds. Us reds? Oh, can't we all just

laugh about this? I know just a little mushroom don't can.

Featherstone! We're in. You wouldn't understand, all right? So just leave us

alone.

Right.

I'm sorry.

You know, sometimes I get a little overexcited, especially having such

great new friends like you.

But I know I can be a bit much.

Wait, Featherstone.

Hey. Come back, Featherstone. I'm sorry.

I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.

garden grew it from the ground up each one

Then the sun came out again But a frost, it's hard to fight

Once it takes hold, flowers die There's only so much you can do

To keep some things alive And love built a garden

Grew it from the ground up Each one of us knowing

Every inch of a...

You know other people's hate destroyed my love and

I couldn't do nothing about it But

you you can

You

know I think that crazy

pink plastic bird might be right.

What if we never went back?

Never go back?

But what about my dad?

And Nanette and the Red Garden?

You see, the truth is, over there, we're enemies. But here, here, we're a

matching pair.

Juliet, will you stay here and build a garden with me?

I'd love to.

Listen, mate, I can explain.

Benny? Benny, wait!

What?

Well, well, well.

If it isn't little Big Hat Benny.

Missed with that guy, will ya?

You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would you?

Sucker!

Pity!

Timbal, the wall!

You don't think I'm going to fall for that old trick, do you?

What wall?

Oh,

that wall.

No.

What was that?

What's happened?

Tybalt?

Tybalt?

Tybalt?

Tybalt can't be with us anymore.

What is the meaning of all this constipation?

Gnomeo smashed Tibble! No! He didn't do it! Juliet!

Gnomeo! Mom! A gnome for a-

What are you doing? I love him what oh someone do something

Mad

that's been enough smashing for one day now get her

on her pedestal and keep her there

No, not Gnomeo.

Let's get you home now. Oh, my poor, poor boy.

Stay! Stay!

Good boy!

Hey, what's this?

A gnome? Yeah mate, looks like your sister.

You left me no choice Juliet I've lost your mother.

I am NOT going to lose you

Fall in.

All right, we've got to avenge Gnomeo. Here's what we're going to do.

Now... No, not now, Shroom.

Mushroom do like coming.

What? What are you trying to say?

So little Timmy has fallen down the well?

No? Little jump? Little mootrapper? Little Richard? What?

Oh, a teapot fell down the well.

What?

Gnomeo? You say gnomeo fell down the well?

No, little mushroom.

He was a smash hit.

I saw it myself.

What? You want I still should follow you tomorrow? Okay, fine. I go with you. I

go. But what this have to do with Gnomeo, I don't know.

And where is this whale everyone is falling into?

Ready?

Are you losing the war in your garden brother, maybe it's time for a secret

This one's Phenomia!

Come on!

Oh,

ruddy purse.

We decided that we'd carry on despite the feud.

It was great.

But then my best mate Benny found out. And then Tibble, who's a right piece of

work, by the way, crashed a trowel through Benny's hat.

I was so livid that I attacked Tibble and he ended up getting smashed, which

wasn't my fault.

Then I was chased out.

Exiled. Stuck up here on your head, far away from Juliet.

Extraordinary. Your story, it does put me in mind of another.

It does?

Oh, indeed, yes. There are remarkable similarities.

What happens? Do they get back together, then? Get back together?

Um, no, not exactly.

What exactly do you mean?

Well, now, it really is quite good.

She feigns her death. He finds her, thinks her dead, takes his own life. She

wakes, finds him dead.

takes her life, both dead.

Exeunt omnis, the end curtain!

Standing ovation!

Bravo! Bravo!

All far!

All far!

What did you say?

They both die?

What kind of an ending is that?

My dear boy, this is a tragedy.

Yeah, you're telling me, mate, it's rubbish.

Rubbish? There's got to be a better ending than that.

Well, I suppose that he could have made it back in time to avert disaster,

but... I like the whole death part better.

Oh, dear.

Featherstone!

One word.

Plastic. How'd you find me? Shrew! He sniffed you out.

And he doesn't have a nose. I checked.

Yeah, I knew I could count on you, you little buttonhead.

What is it, boy?

Oh, he hasn't stopped.

He's been going on and on and on. She's the Alice.

Chocolates and stranger.

Chocolates and stranger. Chocolates and stranger.

Chocolates and stranger. Juliet's in danger.

No, that's not it.

Juliet's in danger.

Told you so.

Come on, boys.

I've got to get back to Juliet and save her. That's what he said.

But she was dead before he got home.

What do you think, Lady B?

This baby is fully equipped.

Equipped for what? It has settings for edging, trimming, mulching, and revenge.

Do it, Benny. Do anything it takes.

Make them rue the day they destroyed my son.

Unleash the dogs of war!

What? Huh?

together. Ciao!

Come with me. Okay.

Oh, no.

No,

no!

Would

you

like a complete destruction now?

Destruction in progress.

My son!

It can't be.

Sorry, big lot.

She's gonna blow!

Get back!

Get back!

It's no use.

Go.

Go. I'm not going anywhere.

Told you so.

Oh!

It's okay!

I'm okay!

I'm sorry about your son.

I'm sorry about your daughter.

I was just trying to keep her safe.

And now the whole thing is my fault.

Our fault?

This feud is over.

I don't know about you, but I think this ending is much better.

Good afternoon, witch nitwit.

Feet are feeling light. Head on out to see the sights.

Ain't life a man of splendor thing?

Ducking up and down.

All these crazy sights and sounds.

Bounce around like puppets on a string.

Just when you think you're a chain with just one link, something comes to tip

you off your stool.

Do a dizzy dance, twirl around and take a chance.

Nothing's easy, nothing comes for free.

Sniffing on a flower, running through an autumn shower, bumping into someone

else like me.

Tuesday.