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This is my home.

You look a little blurry, man.

Let me zoom out on you.

Okay.

Good morning.

Got it.

Okay, I got you.

This is my home.

Okay.

Which I am leaving the comforts of for the weekend to explore the Blair Witch.

Alrighty.

Good morning, all.

Oh, shit.

There's the phone.

Lonnie is going to get the phone because it is probably one, either Josh or Michael.

Yeah, one minute.

Who is it?

Jane, it's for you.

It's one of your friends, Ed.

Hello?

Yeah.

That was my friend, Ed, wishing me well.

That's cool.

My hand is shaking.

Are you a little nervous this morning?

I am.

Look, the camera is shaking.

Do you want to shoot some stuff?

I want to just shoot my bad cat.

Sure.

It's fucking freezing out.

I know.

Today was a cold morning.

It's fucking freezing out.

There's frost on the ground.

Yeah, there is frost on the ground, which I'm going to have to get some shots

of because I don't think people will believe quite how

cold it is with all of us going out into the woods camping.

All I can say is thank God for Josh and Mike because I

really don't think most people would agree to do this.

But we went to school to make films.

It's a big night you got there.

And make films we will.

Look at that fucking maglite.

Camouflage maglite is very practical because...

Actually, I'm lying.

It's not actually practical at all.

Because if you're using it at night and you're shining a bright light,

it's not really necessary for it to be camouflaged, is it?

Not really.

Not really.

Okay.

Let me take my gloves off again.

I'm slightly nervous, but I have to pull myself together because this is my baby.

And you guys have got to have full faith in me that I know exactly what I'm doing.

Even though I've never shot 16 in my life, I know how to load the CP now.

Well, I've shot test shoots for this.

Yeah, but you're really good at what you do, so... Well, I'm good at video.

All right.

Let's get some shots of the frost on the ground.

All right.

Oh, my God.

My backpack is incredibly heavy.

See?

I didn't lie.

Frost.

Indeed, we are setting out after the day of the first frost.

I'm not really sure exactly what kind of omen that

is, but something tells me it's not incredibly good.

Some essential reading.

How to stay alive in the woods, because you never know what's going to happen.

And this is a very important book because it has

the article about what happened at Coffin Rock.

That looks pretty old.

Yeah, it's totally old.

This is my field notebook.

Well, there's my pack.

Here's me.

Where the hell is Josh?

It's gonna take us at least 20 minutes to get to Mike's house.

It's kind of a shitty start to be late.

I really, really, really wanted to get out on time this morning.

But part of filmmaking is collaborating with and depending on other people.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, it's Mr. Punctuality!

Hey!

How the hell are you this morning?

Hi.

Did you sleep well?

What's up, Mike?

How you doing?

Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Good.

Good.

What's going down?

What's up?

We gotta go get Mike, alright?

You wanna help me grab my pack?

Yeah.

What's that?

You wanna help me grab my pack?

Yeah, give me two sacks.

Alright, come on in.

Alright.

Josh is finally here.

So, he'll be in in just a second and we will be ready to go.

Come on!

We'll be able to check out all the shit tonight, I promise.

Three and four times, even.

Come on, we're supposed to be at Mike's in 15 minutes.

Don't turn me into a bitch already, please!

I just wanna be nice.

I just wanna make a movie.

Is that so wrong?

So, I got the CP up.

Good.

That's important.

Cause that's what we're shooting on.

No one knows I took it, but I got it.

Alright, come on.

Into the house.

Come on.

Come on.

I can see you.

I'm just gonna bump into shit.

I'm running backwards now.

Okay, we don't wanna fuck up the cameras before we leave.

Hey, nice camera, man!

Alright.

I know I'm hitting the steps.

So, where's Mike at?

We have to go get him.

Okay.

We're supposed to get him at 8.30.

Okay.

Which means we're already gonna be behind schedule, but it's important to have juice.

That's cool.

Relax.

You got the hotel and shit.

Everything's set.

Staying at the hotel and stuff.

Can you turn the fucking camera off me, please?

Okay.

Thank you.

We're now leaving to go get Mike.

The time is 8.05.

Eastern...

Daylight time, actually.

It won't be Eastern Standard Time until Monday.

Let the games begin.

I guess you're Mike.

Here, wait.

Stop it.

Don't we get to meet your mama?

Hi.

How are ya?

Psyched?

I am completely psyched.

How are you feeling?

Good.

Tired.

Hey man, we gotta stop at like a...

70's.

Right around the corner.

Shit anyway.

Well, we're gonna...

Well, the food shopping is gonna happen after we check in the hillside.

Hillside.

It's the motel we're staying at tonight.

Okay.

Do you got reservations and all that shit?

Please.

Do we got beds?

Please.

Do we got room?

Please.

Do we got a shower?

Please.

Do we got shampoo?

Oh my god, it's a hotel.

It's not like, you know... That'll all come later, don't worry.

That's for the rest of the weekend.

Do we got girls?

Yeah, it's got loads of chicks, man.

Do we got drugs?

Loads of chicks and porno flicks, man.

Yeah, I'm in.

So, Josh, would you say the chicks dig it?

It's my diddy bag.

Oh, chicks dig it.

You think chicks dig it?

Oh, chicks dig it.

Alright.

Yeah.

Well, boys, all viewers, all viewing people, chicks dig the Dodge Daytona.

You got enough room in there, man?

I don't know, man.

Be careful, because there's a lot of equipment in there.

This bag.

What?

It's my diddy bag.

It's got the omnidirectional in there.

Can you sing us a little diddy this morning?

Make sure you don't pop that window.

Can you sing a diddy about your diddy bag?

Not yet.

I've got to have some coffee first.

Okay.

Well, I guess that's reasonable.

I'm fucking tired.

Alright.

That's rocking.

You want a shotgun?

Of course.

I'm walking aloud in your car, man.

Like there's really any question about that.

I am doing good.

I'm really excited about this.

Thank you for the opportunity.

I'm very glad.

Well, thank you for getting the equipment together.

We're totally grateful.

Alright.

We're just going to check the equipment really quick.

Just want to check the DAT, make sure everything's in place, because,

quite frankly, Mike's only what I don't know.

Shades.

Shades.

Very nice.

Alright.

Now we're going to... The official survey of equipment for tax purposes.

You just need to survey the equipment, or you

need me to put the battery in and turn it on?

I just want to see it operate.

Alright.

I guess we don't really need... Well, I guess we should take this.

We can prove to ourselves that it did actually work.

Just trust it, man.

Yes, sir.

I'm not going to... I do trust you.

I just want to make sure we have batteries and that it works.

I'll definitely show you...

I'm not going to hook up the mic and shit, because it's going to take too long,

but I will definitely show you that it works.

Yeah, I just want to see it click on.

That's all.

I'm sorry.

It's nothing personal.

No, I know.

I hear you, man.

Everything's got to go off without a hitch.

I got a battery... I'm anal, but it's a lot of money.

Just so you know, I got a battery belt.

I got four of these.

Good.

We got plenty of time.

About how much time is in each of those?

I'd say five, six hours.

And you've got a recharger.

Yeah, I got everything.

I got every... I got all that shit.

Shut up, guys.

All right.

Beautiful.

We've got so much fucking battery power, we

could fuel a small world country for a month.

We've got rice.

We've got Mott's fruit punch.

Oatmeal raisin, baby.

Oh, I put the marshmallows in this.

Grab them and dunk them.

Oh, you how soft.

Soft.

Hey.

Hey.

You weasel.

Oh, my God.

We've got ourselves a little corner table here at Stubbs Country Inn.

Do you have a restroom?

Yes, we do.

Right down the center hallway on the left-hand side.

And this is our waitress.

She's a little overexposed.

Let me get in a little bit more.

What's your name?

Oh, my name's Carol.

Carol.

Carol will be our waitress this morning, or slightly afternoon.

Actually, I'm just a hostess, but your waitress will come right now with you.

I'm Sandra.

She's real nice.

Well, since we might not be seeing you again, have you...

There's a legend in this area about the Blair Witch.

Have you ever heard of that?

No, I haven't, but you might ask the waitress or... Okay.

...somebody else around here they might have heard about.

Alright, great.

Okay.

Thank you very much.

Have you ever heard of the Blair Witch?

It's... It actually sounds kind of familiar.

My older sister went to Blair High School.

The woods around Halloween time is a creepy enough phenomenon.

I don't think... Just tell me a little bit more about... I don't want to go cheesy.

I want to really avoid any cheese.

I want to present this in as straightforward a way as possible,

and I think the legend is unsettling enough.

I want to... I want to get a little bit in here... Hey Zach, man.

I'm going to go set this camera up over here.

We're... We're relatively tightly scheduled.

I tried to give us some room.

We're not interviewing Mary until 5, but I cannot

stress enough the importance of being on time.

So where's the first?

The first is the cemetery?

The first is the cemetery.

laws lying down in the field...

the cows... A portent of rain...

Ok a yai ya!

And this peaceful scene is only interrupted by our noise and the fabulous

parking job that I must get on tape because I could not get out my door.

Oh, the piss shot.

There we go.

Because look how Josh parked the car.

God bless him.

We love him.

I know how to park my car.

I know, I see.

God bless you.

We're here at the cemetery.

God bless you.

I have to pee also.

Go pee.

I'm going to hold the video camera while I do.

I'll get you on 16, man.

You guys want to get the ceremonial first light?

Absolutely.

I've run into a little technical problem.

We're getting a light rating of 45.

And as you can even see on the video, it's incredibly bright.

Which is definitely going to cause us some problems.

Because we don't have any ND filters.

Look at this place, man.

All the dead looking down upon the living.

Where do you want to set up?

Right here.

You're going to start here.

Yeah, but we're having a little exposure

problem, so we're going to see what we can do.

With the 16?

Yeah.

We're getting a light rating of 45 and we won't

see anything because it'll be all washed out.

So we've got to check some... we've got to see what we can do.

Okay, well I'll fiddle around with you.

So we're going to try to come up with a solution for that.

Okay.

All right, so you deal with your shit.

Yeah, I'd like to get set up and then I'll help you out if I can.

Great.

Things are off to a booming start.

We have a salad in the camera.

Didn't even really get through one take.

But, um... Yeah, that was the best take.

That was the money shot right there.

Yeah.

And, uh, but no, it's actually exposed now.

Because it was in the body of the camera.

But we're new to 16.

So it's okay.

We've got 20 rolls of film.

20 very expensive, precious rolls of film.

That's okay.

Bad dress rehearsal.

Good performance.

Hey, that's right.

That's right.

That was a dress rehearsal.

It was a secret dress rehearsal.

Nobody knew it was a dress rehearsal except God.

All these people laying down.

God and the dead people knew it was a dress rehearsal.

Exactly.

We were lacking that knowledge.

It's going to be a beautiful shot when we get it.

Truly.

It is really nice.

It's going to be a really fucking great shot.

Here he is filling out our first slate for our first shot.

Should we all, like, cut our fingers open and bleed on it?

A little bloodletting on the slate.

No, we'll save that for later.

Kiss it.

Kiss the slate.

His first slate.

First slate.

Marked by my lipstick.

Mikey, first slate.

Kiss it.

Good luck.

Oh, he licked it.

God bless him.

That's supposed to eat it.

We need that for the rest of the shoot.

This is Burkittsville, formerly Blair.

It is a small, quiet Maryland town.

Much like a small, quiet town anywhere.

No more than twenty families laid their roots here over two hundred years ago.

Many of whom remain, either on this hill or in the town below.

There are an unusually high number of children laid

to rest here, most of whom passed in the 1940s.

Yet no one in the town seems to recall anything unusual about this time.

To us, anyway.

Yet legend tells a different story.

One whose evidence is all around us.

Etched in stone.

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

Well, we have shot the first scene.

The cemetery scene.

The opening is shot.

This is, uh... This is our salad.

This is our souvenir.

Yeah, this is our souvenir from our very first...

Our very first shot of our very first day of our very first scene on 16mm.

And we are proud of this salad.

Sleepy.

Pretty town.

Never heard of a witch in the area at all?

No.

Really?

We definitely have to find out about this witch.

We definitely have to find out about her.

That's the guy in the back.

Hello, sir.

Hi, how are you?

Alrighty, how are you?

I'm doing pretty good.

Mind if we talk to you a little bit?

Um... Sure, what about?

Oh, we're doing a documentary.

Yeah.

About the Blair Witch.

Oh.

Oh, have you heard of the Blair Witch?

Oh, yeah.

That's an old, old, old story.

I remember, uh, Mr. Parr was an old hermit.

Right.

And he lived up on the mountain.

He had a place up there, been there for a long, long time.

You've heard of the Blair Witch?

Several times.

Several times.

And what was the first incident?

Well, I've heard stories about her from people and neighbors and stuff like that.

But also, I saw a documentary on the Discovery Channel or somewhere.

Really?

Once about her, about the ghosts and legends of Maryland.

Really?

Yeah, it's a story my grandmother used to tell us all.

Make us go to bed early.

Really?

Say, if you stay up after dark or walk around the house too much, a Blair Witch

would come and get you.

Uh, sort of in the winter, I guess, the fall or the winter, 1940, uh,

some of the young kids started to disappear.

And nobody, nobody knew anything about why they were, why they were disappearing.

But, uh, the creepiest, the creepiest story about her

that I ever heard was that two men were out hunting.

Uh-huh.

And they were camped near the cabin or something that she's supposed to haunt.

Uh-huh.

No!

And they disappeared off the face of the earth.

No!

Really?

Okay, it's alright, Ingrid.

I'm just telling a scary story, but it's not true.

It's not true.

Finally, one day, old Mr. Parr come down into

the market and said, I'm finally finished.

And what did he mean by that?

Well, I guess nobody knew at first, but the police, uh, finally went up on the

mountain, and, uh, they searched his house, and

they found the bodies of seven kids from the area.

Wow.

And those were the seven kids that were missing.

And then they brought them out of the woods, one at a time, and it just was a

terrible thing.

It just tore the whole community up.

What he did is he took, uh, the kids down in the basement by two, so he made one

face into the corner.

Really?

And then he would kill the other one.

And then when he was done with that, he'd grab

the one out of the corner and kill that one too.

He said in court that he couldn't take the eyes on him.

He could, he could feel the eyes watching him.

That's why he made him face into the corner, like that.

Uh, the wives apparently went looking for them, and they found their campsite.

The fire was still burning.

Right.

The deer that they had hunted were in the process of being gutted.

It looked like somebody was still working there and camped there and all that.

Right.

The men were nowhere to be found.

Their clothes were there, everything was there.

And they never ever found them?

They never found the men.

All my life really I've believed in witches and ghosts and all that stuff.

Do you believe that there are some in this area?

Oh, definitely.

Born and raised in this town of Bundy.

You were?

Yeah.

And you've never heard of the Blair Witch, you said?

No, I haven't.

And what is your name, sir?

Josh F.

Connor.

And is it okay that we have you on camera to use in a documentary film?

Yeah, that'd be alrighty.

Alrighty then.

Do you believe in witchcraft?

No.

No?

No, sir.

Are you a religious man?

Yep.

Alrighty.

Pretty creepy stuff.

Uh-huh.

I believe there's something happening with her.

And you think that it's possible that she's still up there now?

I don't go up there.

You don't go up there?

Yeah, I believe enough not to go up there.

And they say that the woods are all haunted up there and stuff like that, but.

..

What do they say?

How are they haunted?

Well, I don't...

There really isn't many people that say that it's haunted, but there was this old

woman, Mary Brown, who used to... Mary Brown.

Yeah.

And she was kind of a crazy, crazy lady.

How was she seen by the community?

Crazy.

And you know of Crazy Mary?

Well, yeah, the whole town knows about Crazy Mary because she's a very strange

lady, and you know... What kind of things does she do?

Well, you know, she wanders up and down the street, and she talks to herself,

and she...

She's... You know, you want to feel sorry for somebody like that, and you kind of do,

but at the same time you feel kind of worried so that you end up not,

you know, maybe being quite as nice to her as you should.

You know, paranoia about her sort of, or fear, basic fear.

Yeah, yes.

I would say that people are afraid of Mary Brown.

Right.

I don't know much about her.

And now when you say you don't like to drive by

this cemetery, so you sort of know where it is.

Well, it's out toward Burkittsville.

I mean, you know, that's a whole area that at night is kind of creepy.

And you guys are out there investigating all this, right?

This is something you're interested in doing?

Yeah, we're making a documentary.

Mm-hmm.

Well, it's something that I don't know myself.

I wouldn't mess with it.

I just think there's something kind of evil out there.

If you want to know the truth from my standpoint, that's what I thought.

So saw a vision of the witch in the woods.

He went on to say that he was guided by her will.

Do you think he may have seen the horse lady vision?

At the time of your sighting as a child, did

you have any knowledge of the Blair myth?

What do your neighbors think of your story?

That should be interesting now that we already know.

Have you been back to that area of the woods?

And what made you stay in the area?

That's for Mary.

Frankly, I was afraid to shoot some of the

people because I thought they would kill me.

I mean, these were some...

Fuck, man.

These people were scary.

Everyone from that fucking guy... I can't even believe it.

You know what?

It started off with the guy in the restaurant.

It started off totally eyeing the restaurant who was watching us.

I don't even know if we ever got him on video.

I don't know if he was even in the background.

I think he was dodging the camera.

And now somebody said that this was like a big clan town.

That's it.

The American flag.

That's Mary's house.

I'm gonna grab her and bring her out.

Why don't you take a look around to see what the best light is, alright?

Okay.

This is...

Mary's gate.

I'm not even sure how I pull this open.

Okay.

That's a little odd.

Oh, shit.

I've made her gate fall apart.

Because something interesting happened to you actually at one point in your life.

You had an encounter with the Blair Witch.

Yes, that is a really kind of scary story.

To kind of make ends meet, my dad and I would go fishing down by Taffies Creek.

Right.

And you know, it's in Burkittsville.

I was laying down on the leaves, a pile of leaves,

kind of watching my pool and looking up at the sky.

Sure.

And all of a sudden, I felt like something was near me.

Right.

You know, kind of an eerie feeling.

It was like a woman.

Only on her arms and on her hands and everything.

It was like hair, like a real dark, almost black hair.

Uh-huh.

Like a horse.

Like fur?

Yeah, like a fur, like horse fur.

Then her arms, she had like a shawl.

Right.

A wool shawl over her.

And she scared you?

She threatened you?

And she didn't say anything, but she just

kept staring and then she opened up her shawl.

And what was under there?

And under it, there was hair on her body, like a horse.

So she was hairy from head to toe?

Yeah, and her legs and you could see she was a female.

With just kind of like strange looking...

Thank God she's not in the film business, man.

Can you imagine working with her?

She thinks she is in the film business.

Oh my God.

She also says she's a ballerina.

Get out.

She says she's a historian writing a book on American history.

I heard that.

And that she does, she's a scientist who does research at the Department of Energy.

Fucked up on the Mary interview.

I'm checking my depth of field charts to see how bad.

So you measured for meters?

What?

We're not in Europe.

The fucking lens has meters on it, okay?

It also has, it also has our system.

Nah, it had meters on it.

Look.

This is an American camera though.

All those are meters.

What about the brown ones?

The brown ones are feet.

Yeah, all the brown ones are on there, eh?

Yeah, but the white ones are obvious.

But I thought you've used this camera before, man.

I've used it like once before.

We just did the interview too damn late.

It was way too late to do an outdoor interview.

I know it was.

I know it was.

At 15 feet.

Look, worst case scenario, we reshoot it.

You know she'd be more than happy to talk.

I think she would be totally happy to talk again.

Um, 7 foot 5, and she was 4 feet away from me.

Oh.

So, yeah, so it's out.

It's not too far out, but it's out, definitely.

But I think she'd be good sort of ghostly blurry.

I mean, we'll get dailies and we'll see what we got.

Well, not really dailies.

We'll get, like, we'll see it eventually.

Let's put it that way.

And we'll see how it looks.

Okay.

How do we feel about today, guys?

I learned a lot, man.

You learned a lot about Mary Brown?

No, I just learned a lot about, like...

16?

Just, just shooting out here.

Just shooting dark.

Celebratory beverage?

Um, yeah, there's a liquor store.

I thought you had scotch.

I do, but, you know, that's for the woods.

No, woods, we're gonna have to be sharp in the woods.

I got a little bit of cash.

Is anybody hungry at all?

I'm a little hungry.

I only had that chili all day.

We got food right here, man.

Yeah, I really don't want to buy food.

We're not on the kind of budget that would... I got... Here we go.

We need gas, too.

One.

Oh, right.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Eight.

But I went to Montgomery College, and at Montgomery College you can get

wasted on $2.99.

Forties!

They got a golden anniversary or anything like that?

They got beer, but... Eight ball!

For $6.98 we can get a pint bottle of Johnny Walker Red.

Really?

I say we go for the scotch.

I say we go fat, man.

I fucking hate scotch.

And I got some Coca-Cola from this morning.

How much cash do you have, Heather?

Uh... Like... $6.

So you got cash for a six pack.

So get a six pack and scotch.

I want... I want... I definitely want to have a beer or two.

Okay, so let's get a six pack and scotch.

Are you alright?

Are you gonna die?

I ain't gonna die, Paul.

Well, which will heal you out there?

Kick some ass today.

Cheers, too.

Very good day.

Excellent day.

Very good first day.

Okay, we're gonna do an equipment check.

But I'm gonna call my mom.

Okay, I've got a bag of odds and a beer.

And we don't really need to get that in.

So I guess you're covered then.

I'm lost and you're lost and endless ends

with no real handshakes and no true friends.

And... Nah, I don't remember that one.

I remember it but it's... Oh, man!

Are these your own?

Yeah.

We're both... We're like going into this poetry jam.

Um... Another poem.

Snow falls from the ground in the sea.

Rub my runny nose against my sleeve.

I believe again that I am young and I'm catching snowflakes on my tongue.

And there's a whole bunch more.

Oh, that's nice.

Do that one again!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

I wrap myself and hide your mind happiness.

Dove's cover burns deep in the lung.

She rides horses and land far whiter than this.

Shhh...

Fuck!

It's happening to both of us.

Could you just run it for a couple of feet for me so we can check that it's okay?

Sure.

I just want to hear that this mag is loaded properly so we can shoot some stuff.

Okay, that's good.

That's good.

That's good!

Thank you!

Okay.

Let's be relaxed because we've got a really, really long day tomorrow.

Today was cake compared to tomorrow.

We're going to do a lot of hiking.

We're going to have a lot of weight on our backs.

Preparing.

Alright.

That's what we're preparing for.

Shut up, you smartass.

Pour me a shot, please.

Oh!

I'm freaking out.

You can't do that.

Yes, I... You know, at this point I fucking have to do that, alright?

I fucking have to.

Do we have any weed?

Here I go.

Drink, drink!

I fucking hate Scotch.

What did you just say to me?

You guys are doing all the talking.

What did you just say to me?

I'll just chill and have a cigarette.

If I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit.

Josh... You said it for we don't give ещё sharks.

Heather, Heather, Heather... We are going to giveminded shots.

We are going to give月 shots.

Everything is going to be fine.

I'm gonna talk and then you're gonna talk, okay?

You've been talking the whole fucking time as far as I can see, and I'm taking the

rest of the Scots because if I ever want to get to sleep

tonight, I'm going to have to get at least a little buzz.

We're going to set up camp at 3.30.

Is that fine?

You'd better stop rolling my fucking stock, man.

You'd really better stop rolling my stock for shit.

Can't we all just get along?

We could, if I was even allowed to relax.

Let's relax, because it's going nowhere, is that correct?

It's going absolutely nowhere.

If I were an editor, this would all be on the fucking floor.

Over breakfast tomorrow, let's decide what we're going to do.

You know, everything goes so well when Josh is sober.

When he's not on something, I get along with him so well.

I'm going to stop this, and we're going to pick this up at breakfast tomorrow.

That's fine.

And we're all going to be alright.

That is fine.

Because this project rocks, and we're all psyched about it.

It is a good project, and you both said it was

a good project, and that's why you came on.

Exactly.

We're all okay.

Are we okay?

I'm good.

I hope we are okay.

I really hope we're okay.

I'm great.

I'm fine.

I'm okay.

Josh, why do you have to be such a stinky drunk?

It's a nice moment.

I don't need to hear that.

You don't.

You just happen to be standing here.

Okay.

If it's agreed, that's cool.

Look, Mike, I don't want to fight with you two.

I don't want to fight with anyone.

But you do put off some vibes that are, you know, kind of like...

I have to put off some vibes because it's my money.

Right.

It's my project.

It's our money, too.

I know it is.

I make $200 a week.

I'm spending $75 to go out on a weekend to film some shit, you know?

You don't want to be working?

It's my money, too.

I do.

You know?

I know you do.

See, like, this is... Okay.

Enough.

Enough.

We don't need...

Like, this shit is so wrong right now.

I know.

This shit is so... What's wrong is I'm looking at a camera.

I'm having an argument with this person behind

a camera that I don't want to be having.

Take that thing.

Turn it off.

It's exactly the position that we've been putting people in all day.

It doesn't matter.

That's people you're like... Those are outside people outside of the film, man.

They're still people.

You name me one person today, maybe besides crazy bitch Mary, who had a

conversation with this thing, the lens, right here.

Name me one person who did that.

These aren't actors.

These are people.

They're uncomfortable in front of a camera.

If I'm having a conversation with you about work, the

last thing I want to be doing is talking to a camera.

I understand.

And now you have all this on film.

Okay, fine.

So now I'm totally wrong.

You're not totally wrong.

I am because I'm sitting here staring into a camera talking about it.

Okay, enough.

Do you want me to stop?

Yeah, but I don't want to stop the conversation.

Okay.

I don't talk through that.

These are my eyes.

I am fully serious about this project, and anybody who's not should leave now.

Bottom line.

There's my friend Josh.

Hey.

How are you?

I'm hurting.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Well, you know, you can't put it in a campfire when it's already off the cob.

You put it in with everything on it.

Uh-uh.

You put it in tin foil.

I'm not going to waste the tin foil on corn.

We can use it for reflection and stuff.

Okay, then we won't eat corn.

You can eat that.

That's fucking hard.

Pesticides and all.

Look at that.

A boy and his corn.

And a broken tooth.

That is hard.

The trail is somewhere along here.

We shouldn't miss it.

It should be pretty obvious.

You guys say you know something about the Blair Witch?

Oh, I've heard the myth.

I don't really believe much in it.

The myth?

That's all I think of it.

What did you say, sir?

I said you damn fool kids will never learn.

Damn fool kids will never learn.

That's what I said.

What makes you say that?

First of all, can I have your permission to put your image on video for the

purposes of a documentary entitled The Blair Witch Project?

I don't care much about that, but... Well, you have to say yes or no, sir.

Watch it.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah, sure.

That's alright.

Well,

back in the late 1800s, Robin Weaver, I believe her name was, supposedly just

wandered off, disappeared into the woods.

Who knows supposedly about it?

They wandered off.

Okay, so she wandered off.

She got lost.

Three days later, she just appears back on her grandmother's porch.

Right.

And everybody's mystified about it.

Right.

She was babbling something... You had a tale to tell, too.

Yeah, she was babbling something about an old

woman whose feet never touched the ground.

I tell you, I saw right up there by that tree, up the creek, I told you that.

Right, I know.

About a hundred yards, I saw a white, misty thing that I can't tell what it is.

It was like a gray, like gray vapor rising out of the trees?

Right out of the water.

Right out of the water.

Up the side of the tree, and it disappeared over the creek.

Oh, you're full of it.

I'm not full of it.

No, I'm drinking it.

I'm drinking it.

How is that related to the story of Caulfan Rock?

Yup.

It all ties into the story of Caulfan Rock.

How's that?

I mean, anybody, or if they're sold around here, knows

that this area's been haunted by that old woman for years.

Oh, that's bullshit.

This view is ever so amazing.

Flat ass.

How's the speed?

A little more?

Could you slide up so we get more of your ass crack?

This is some serious woods we're heading into.

Are you excited?

We got it.

I hope he's not rolling off a full shot on a stop.

How many feet are you shooting?

Eh, about 20 so far.

Oh, okay, good.

I could help you, but I'd rather stay in and record.

Okay.

Packs are on?

Rockin'.

We're ready to go.

We gotta go up to the shack, the shanty.

Yep.

Wow.

Oh my god, this is a very heavy backpack.

On our way to Caulfan Rock, we are totally on track.

I know exactly where we are now.

We're a bit behind schedule.

I'm very concerned about losing light today.

Okay.

So are we crossing this?

Yeah?

Yep.

Okay.

Hey Mikey, throw me the video in here.

I want to get her going across, man.

I see a dirty behind.

Yeah.

Good jump.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

We're on the trail.

I'm behind.

I'm behind.

I'm behind.

Because...

I don't even know why.

We're back on the trail.

Coffin Rock's about a mile away.

How are you feeling?

Good.

A little tired.

Sure.

Yeah, me too.

How are you feeling?

Uh... I'll let you know when we get to wherever it is we're going.

Okay.

There it is.

See?

It's Caulfan Rock.

Where is this Caulfan Rock thing supposed to be?

Like which one?

This one here?

Not quite what I expected.

It looks like a rock.

It's...

It's...

How are we supposed to get to it?

Weird.

Whoa!

That shit is slippery!

Coffin Rock.

Give me the camera.

Will you take this?

Sure.

Check out inside?

Totally.

I'm going to get the 16 out in a second.

Great.

Oh, it's still rolling.

Yeah, I know.

Fuck.

I'm still not catching how this looks like a coffin.

That is kind of weird, that fucking hole in the middle there.

Well, I mean, there's a hole in the rocks, man, but

you know, it kind of just looks like a hole in rocks.

And this goes out into the stream, and I mean, everything can look like a

coffin if you force your perspective, I guess.

But there's nothing distinctly ghoulish in my perception.

I want to shoot in here.

I want to read parts of the article in there.

I know the light is very, very bad.

But, the creepier the better.

Man, that is so fucking creepy.

You don't even know what's under there.

Ellie?

They went into the woods, prepared to find death.

What they found was a desecration of humanity at the site

which trappers have often referred to as coffin rock.

On top of the rock formation, the story of the torture inflicted upon these brave

five men unfolded.

Each was bound to the other, each man's hands bound to the next man's feet,

forming a solid structure out of the men.

Blood at the edges of the hemp indicate that this act had been committed while

each was alive and able-bodied enough to struggle.

In the torso of each man, the intestines had been torn out crudely.

On each man, sun-bleached face was inscribed in decipherable writing,

cut into their flesh with an eerie precision.

The men, still entranced by the horror of what had happened, left the scene to find

the sheriff, and did not sketch the writing

and did not remove the bodies from the rock.

Upon return, vultures were seen at the rock, but upon

inspection, the bodies had been removed by persons unknown.

The search body claims that the stench of death was still thick, and whomever had

taken the bodies had done so in a matter of hours.

That happened here, at Coffin Rock.

It felt really rushed, because I really want to get to camp, and it's 4.

52, and we're going to be light...

We're going to be losing light soon.

Um, but I mean, I can always use the shot without me in it.

Because I recorded sound in the rock reading the whole thing, so...

I'm sure I can edit it together somehow.

It's starting to rain.

Just for the record, so when you watch this, Heather, if we get lost,

I'm going to be pissed.

Because first she said the cemetery was 2 miles, now she's saying 4.

No, she said 4 miles first, then she said 2 miles.

Then she said 3.

Then she said 3.

Then she said 3 miles, but we can definitely make it there in a day.

Jeez.

I trust her.

Do you?

No.

Oh.

Dude, I really don't want to get lost.

Yeah, I don't want to get lost either, man.

Especially not in the fucking, wet-ass woods.

I mean, I'm cool for another day or two.

I'm cool for like, let's go home, if we can't find the cemetery.

Oh, if we can't find the cemetery?

Totally.

You know?

And then it's sort of a pointless documentary.

We don't have enough to make one.

Well, we'll get more shit in town, man.

Yeah, that's what I think.

We'll get more shit in town.

Or maybe there's somewhere we can drive closer

to get to the cemetery or some shit like that.

So, Heather, get us to the cemetery.

Serious, man.

Serious.

I want fucking Shakey's brunch tomorrow.

Oh, man.

What'd you do with this thing?

Yeah.

Well, I don't have a tent for three people, you know?

I'm not used to... No, I'm just one.

I'm not usually traveling with two men, if you know what I'm saying.

It is pouring rain right now.

We can't even get a fire going.

Show the kids at home what the stick is for.

Look at that.

We've got our very own leaning post.

If you get too much ass smell in the night, it's just gonna...

Yeah, okay, who wouldn't let me have a cigarette in

the tent, but he's allowed to fart as much as he wants?

No, I mean... I really don't think it's... I never gave Mike any fart allowance.

So you heard noises last night?

So I totally heard noises.

See, the problem is I sleep like a fucking rock.

It was like there were two separate noises coming from two layers of space over here,

and one of them was kind of like...

One of them could have possibly been an owl, but the other one was like a cackling.

Was... was... No way.

It was a total cackling, man.

If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants.

There's the boys.

Sometimes I wish I was out here by myself, actually.

You miss things when you're with other people.

You don't hear as much or see as much.

You're more distracted.

Especially as...

I'm the director.

Directress.

It's hard to keep their respect.

It's very hard to keep control.

Over two compadre boys.

Clothes are still a little bit dry.

I mean, wet.

That was wishful thinking.

I'm sorry.

The clothes are just a little bit too damn dry.

The clothes are just...

Too dry for us to... Hopefully it rains a little bit.

And they get wet enough so I can take them with me.

Okay.

Cool.

Here's the map.

Do you guys want to look at this before we go?

Yeah, you want to show me where we're going?

Yes.

We're not going to really deal with this area too much.

We're going to be...

You got to hold the map up for me.

We're going to be along here.

Okay.

We're about here now.

Right.

And we're going to be going down to here.

Okay, so we're walking straight along the river.

Yeah.

The entire time.

Yep.

Where did we start out yesterday?

Off the map.

Off the map.

Because I knew where we were going.

Though I know there was some confusion.

But today... Wait, wait, wait.

Say that again?

I said I knew where we were going.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Would that be a full of shit statement?

No, I didn't... Would that be a full of shit statement?

All I'm saying is that you got us lost, man.

For a very brief amount of time.

Okay.

Just don't get us lost today.

Yeah, serious.

I'm not.

I know where all these places are.

So what's up?

Are you happy with the way the documentary's going?

Yes, I am.

Yeah?

Yeah.

And I'm very pleasantly surprised by our little Mikey.

Our little Mikey?

Our little Mikey.

He's a very spirited young man.

I mean, what's your take on the Blair Witch at this point?

Do you think she exists?

I don't know.

I don't know.

The Blair Witch uses protection.

We're like in the middle of fucking nowhere.

And there's a Trojan Trooper.

Oh, show my package really heavy.

Okay, press on, boy.

This will get us to the cemetery faster.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

We all brought waterproof boots, didn't we?

No problem.

I'm going.

Heather, I really wish you found a trail to get it.

There's a trail on top of this hill, don't worry.

It is a trail.

This is a trail.

This is a trail.

This is a mountain.

It's...

It's a good trail.

And it's a shortcut!

We like shortcuts, don't we?

We like level shortcuts.

We don't like mountain shortcuts.

It's a little... It's a little... Are you picking numbers out of your ass now?

Why is she...

Ellie!

Ellie!

Yeah?

Ah, yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, that got a little spark out of him.

Um...

I wish something scary would happen.

I would like to see Mikey shit his pants.

If for nothing else, I would really like to see Mikey shit his pants.

I kind of wish I'd planned something like that, actually.

So this is the first time we're seeing Mike's chest.

It's really hard to pick up on video, actually.

Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest.

It's like a symbol.

It's like...

Blank... Hairy.

Blank... Hairy!

You should see my ass.

Look, look, it's fuckin' Uruguay, right there.

Right there.

Wow.

You guys, there's Paraguay over here.

Look, I think I see Bolivia.

What killed this dead mouse?

Is that the Blair Witch?

No?

I think it's Heather.

Taking a piss.

Oh, go!

I can't pick them up at all.

I got it all on film, man.

Good.

Nice.

It's nice.

I don't know how it's related to the project, but...

Yeah, they're creepy.

They're not creepy.

They're creepy.

Did you hear that?

That was fuckin' creepy, man.

You think it's creepy?

I think it's beautiful.

Well, we have two different aesthetics.

Blackbirds flying the formation... In the dead of night.

Over a cornfield.

Take these broken eyes and learn to see.

Blackbird fly.

It'll be good for cutaways or some shit like that.

Maybe we can tell the people that it's crows.

Or witches incarnate.

Hey!

Good idea!

It's a dead coven, taking the shape of geese.

So Mrs. Donahue.

Miss Donahue.

Mrs. Donahue is my mother.

Mrs. Donahue.

What was your first inspiration to do a documentary on the Blair Witch?

Well, I, um, saw a paper at MC.

That somebody had written for this elective that they have on local history.

Uh-huh.

I was fascinated by it.

Do you remember who wrote it?

It was... her name was Sarah.

Sarah Keswick.

Right.

And what was her involvement?

Have you ever spoken to Sarah Keswick?

Yeah.

Oh yeah, I talked to her about the paper because I wanted

to find out where she got some of her sources from.

Right.

The Blair Witch Cult book in particular, but

that was a little hard to get your hands on.

She never actually got... And was she cool?

Yeah, she was totally cool.

We had a lot of common interests because I'm into weird shit.

Did she believe in the Blair Witch?

No.

No?

No.

Do you?

I don't know.

I'd like to.

Right.

I think it's important.

What?

I think it's important that legends like the

Blair Witch aren't unknown by people around here.

Right.

Or anywhere.

I think those kinds of things are part of our history.

But don't you think that something that black and evil might as well just be buried?

Well, I mean, you can't necessarily say that it's black and evil.

I mean, there could be a lot of explanations.

I mean, if it's all interconnected.

If it is all the Blair Witch who'd done all

these things, I mean, it's good to be scared.

You could help me rather than film me.

Yeah, I could have said that to you many a time.

I thought we said to always stay in earshot.

I thought you said we had half an hour before we were moving anywhere.

I had to go find one of these.

Well, I thought to eat and things like that.

Oh.

That is pretty cool.

I heard you guys yelling, but I didn't even have the vocal strength to yell back.

Oh.

Okay.

Well, it helps that we know you're an earshot.

I'm an earshot.

I yelled once from the way over there.

But we know that by you responding.

Right.

Okay.

But I did respond.

Well, you worry me.

All of you.

Don't let me.

Let me see.

Cool, eh?

That's cool, yeah.

You can only find those way over that way.

Almost out of earshot.

Oh.

Oh.

Huh.

It's interesting.

I didn't realize it grew in such a small region, Justin, just like this.

No, it's just over there.

That's the only place it goes.

Alright, here's the thing we run into when we're way off.

When we're just in the deep of the woods.

Lost, maybe?

Well, not lost.

God, I wish you guys were lost.

That is a downed tree, but it looks to me like a cattle skull.

It's pretty cool.

Alright.

Alright, we're getting there soon.

A cow reincarnated is a tree, man.

Yeah.

Cool.

We are hot on the cemetery trail.

It should only be a... You.

What?

It says you.

It says me, of course.

And...

We should be hitting it in about 90 minutes.

You guys cool with that?

What?

It's 90 minutes?

As long as you know where we're going.

Can you hang?

I know exactly where we're going.

Josh feels it's necessary to look at the map now.

Even though I know where we're going, and we're going straight ahead up there.

If you know where we're going, we wouldn't be hiking like...

We're in the middle of the fucking woods, man.

Some of it is off-trail hiking.

Because people told you, oh yeah, there's a cemetery back in there.

We're lost, admit that first, because... We're not, I know we're not lost.

Oh, you knew that yesterday too, and you knew that twice today.

Look, no, bullshit, and I, and we have not been lost at all today.

That's...

Not once, I know where we're going.

This is where we work.

Let me tell you what you said to us.

It's like two miles away.

Then it's like... Okay, just chill, just chill.

Two hours away, three hours away.

Maybe it's four hours away.

How, how could you... Did you agree to do this project?

I did, I agreed to a scouted out project.

I didn't agree to just...

It is scouted out, and I told you that getting

to the location is what's going to be easy.

Guys, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool.

It's cool.

Please, you're being a smartass, you're being a smartass.

Let's just, we're looking at the map, we're gonna find this the best we can.

Okay.

I can totally find this.

This is where we were.

We're going more or less this way.

Okay, what's your call?

I mean, where do you think we're going?

I'll tell you the truth.

This is like...

This is Greek to me.

Right.

It's useless.

Exactly.

So, I'm just putting my, uh, trust in you that you know what it's...

Well, good.

Although, I gotta tell you, I don't fully trust you.

And I...

What?

Nothing.

I don't know why you have to have every conversation on video, man.

And tape some ambulance.

Cause we're making a documentary.

Not about us getting lost.

We're making a documentary about a witch.

I have a camera.

Doesn't hurt cause we'll all look back on this and laugh heartily.

Believe me.

Baby steps, man.

Baby steps.

Just breathe and don't look down, maybe?

No, you gotta look down.

You're gonna have to crawl?

I'm hittin' the crawl.

Cool, man.

Think about how cool the fucking cemetery is gonna be when we get there.

Yeah.

Think of the joy of being in a really good film.

Okay, set the fuck up.

Okay, I'm quiet.

Shit, how am I gonna do this?

Okay.

Mikey?

Yeah?

Dude, there's no way you're coming across with your dad on your belly, man.

No way, man.

There's no chance.

How are we gonna get the dad across, then?

That's really fucking hard, man.

How are we gonna get the dad across?

Um, I don't know.

Let me get out here and get my pack down.

I'll just go back and forth, man.

You wanna go back and forth?

You can do it that way?

I don't even wanna do this at all, but... Okay.

Well, let's do... Yeah, we'll do it back and forth.

Oh, Christ.

Oh!

What'd you drop?

No, I didn't drop anything, man.

The tree just broke on me.

Oh, fuck.

I...

But we're going this way.

We're going this way.

Oh, well, let's go that way.

Okay, let's walk a little bit further and... Let's just keep going.

We'll check the map.

But we've got... Let's just do map checks every 10 minutes.

Okay, that's fine.

If we do map checks every 10 minutes, I'm cool.

Fine.

Are we ready to press on?

Yeah, let's go.

Let's rock.

That's the word.

If you wanna go the shortest way, we're going it.

Is it so much harder than what we've been doing so far, really?

What?

Is it so much harder than what we've been doing so far?

No, it's just...

I think it's fucked up that we're hiking through the middle of the woods.

I told you guys that that was gonna be the case some of the time.

I told you guys that.

I just... I just don't understand how you... Wait a minute, did I tell you that?

I just don't understand... Did I tell you that?

How you could have a sentient direction?

Did I tell you that?

Let you talk.

Go ahead, you talk.

I'm asking you one question.

What do you want?

Did I tell you that?

You got both of us pissed off?

It's ridiculous.

Getting both of you pissed off?

I'm doing the project that you guys committed to doing.

I'm not intentionally trying to get you pissed off.

It's your lack of trust in me and your lack of commitment that's causing this.

If there's any lack of trust, it's because you've been vague on a lot of things.

If you weren't vague on a lot of things, we'd

be cool and there would be no trust issue.

There have been problems.

All we're trying to do is check out that we're safe.

I'm committed to your project.

I came on your project because I wanted to do your project.

But there's a certain level of respect that goes in between at least

communicating between yourself and your crewmates.

Get that stupid thing off me.

Between yourself and your crewmates as to what we're doing, man.

I'm telling you, we're going straight ahead.

I know.

All I want to know is that it's not ambiguous,

that it's not some vague fucking thing.

That we know where we're going and that there's no road in.

Like, I just don't see how there's houses and there's no road into the houses.

The community that was there was first built in the 1700s, okay?

Well, they had to get somewhere else.

They had a horse and carriage.

Right, and there were trails.

But what I'm saying is a lot of this area isn't

used in the same way it was used then, now.

Don't tell me that there was a horse and carriage

road here that they got grown over or some shit.

No, but... and we're still a ways away.

You can't... It was a very small community and we're very far from it still.

Not very far, but we're far from it still.

You can't see two miles ahead.

No, I realize...

I realize you can't see two miles ahead.

Let's do a map check.

Everybody's looking at the map.

So we all are very assured of where we're going.

Let's just... Let's just do the map, Dave.

Can I have a light?

All right.

The river is from where we started this morning, which is very far away.

No, the scale of the map is right.

It's a very tight area.

Do you know the name of...

Is there any names on here that we're supposed to be looking for?

No, not really.

Dude, at this point I don't know if I trust

your sense of direction much more than Heather.

I hear you.

You're welcome to look at it, man.

Okay, what's your call?

I mean, where do you think we're going?

I'll tell you the truth.

This is like...

This is Greek to me.

Right.

It's useless.

Exactly.

So I'm just putting my trust in you that you know what it's...

Well, good.

Although I gotta tell you, I don't fully trust you.

And I...

What?

Nothing.

I don't know why you have to have every conversation on video, man.

Tape some evidence.

Cause we're making a documentary.

Not about us getting lost.

We're making a documentary about a witch.

I have a camera.

Doesn't hurt cause we'll all look back on this and laugh heartily.

Believe me.

Neither of you seem to be able to read the map at all.

I totally know how to read the map.

Yeah.

I'm the one who found that map.

Then you said we were going that way.

You did.

No.

We've been going in the same direction.

We haven't been going in the same direction.

Yes, we have.

Let me see.

I don't know if I can get up any higher.

Dude, be careful.

Why are you gonna go up higher?

Hey, be careful.

My next group is going to be all women.

Much easier to get all the whales.

I don't see shit.

I know.

I know.

Should we be in sight distance of at least the area at this point?

You're looking for an old cemetery from the top of the tree from two miles away.

These are old stones.

It has a lot of tree cover.

How can we be two miles away when we were two miles away back there?

You said it was two miles when we started.

Exactly.

You said it was two to three miles when we started this morning.

Now, we've gone at least a mile and a half.

No, we haven't.

To two miles... Oh, we totally have, man.

We've been walking all fucking day.

It's four o'clock.

We started walking at 11.

It's not four o'clock.

We need to keep rolling, please.

Please come down.

Can you just see if I can get any higher?

No, man.

We don't have time for this.

It's not even working.

Really.

You're not going to be able to see it from here.

I can't do something right.

Okay.

If you could see it, that'd be great.

We would all be able to rest much easier, apparently.

Heather, just promise me we're not going to like...

get lost and fucking die out here.

We are not going to get lost and die out here.

Okay.

I'm coming down.

We're all going to be safe and sound home

tomorrow night by 10 o'clock, like I promised.

Oh, shit.

My foot's stuck.

Shit.

Promise me you won't fall from that tree and die out here?

You know how to shoot 16 if I do?

I sure do.

You bet your booty I read up.

That's disgusting.

What is?

What, that I know how to shoot 16?

That's disgusting.

If you fell, you would probably run and grab the camera.

This is what the log bridge looks like from the other side.

There goes Joshua.

He's a master of it now.

He's crossed it a few times.

But yet again, he's our tree climbing boy.

All right, guys.

Here's what we're going to do.

We're going to be going up this hill a little bit, getting on the trail.

Facing against... Straight up?

No.

Yeah, we're going to go up the hill.

We're going to walk along the trail here by the creek.

And go against the... What trail?

Well, you know, trail... Can I say we're walking upstream?

Yes.

Essentially, we're walking upstream.

Fine.

Thank you, Mike.

I'm just trying to be more specific so you can have lots and lots of trust in me.

Cool.

Do you have lots and lots of trust in me?

I got a whole lots and lots of trust in me.

Did we find the creek again?

Yep.

Uh-huh.

Did we all cross the log bridge safely?

Heather?

Okay.

If you gloat now...

No, I'm not gloating.

If you gloat now... I'm not gloating.

I'm not gloating.

I am not gloating.

Oh, oh, oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

Did you step on my ditty bag?

No, I didn't step on your ditty bag.

What'd you step on?

I just tripped slightly over your ditty bag

without ever actually touching your ditty bag.

Everything's intact.

There's more like a trip over the deck.

No, everything's fine.

You didn't step on a ditty bag.

Everything's fine.

Alright, we are cemetery bound.

We gotta get a move on.

Cemeteries are generally on hills.

Sometimes.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Heather!

Heather!

Heather!

Heather!

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

It was like KKK, guys.

Bullshit.

It was totally guys in hoods.

I swear to fucking Christ, man.

I swear to fucking Christ.

Bullshit.

Shut the fuck up!

I swear to Christ.

And they ran that fast, did they?

Maybe it was deer.

We're very, very, very close now.

You guys excited?

Okay.

What's this?

Whoa!

What is this?

Dude, guys.

Do you remember something that Mary Brown said the other day?

What was the story from the Bible that she was telling us?

Fuck, I wasn't listening to her because I thought she was a lunatic.

It was Esau, but it was something about a pile of rocks.

Well, she was totally telling us about a rock.

What the fuck was it about a pile of rocks?

Does anybody remember?

Do you live your life?

This is like an Indian burial ground, man.

See, I don't know if this counts.

Three, four, five, six, seven.

The stones aren't covered with leaves.

Well, some of them are.

But doesn't it look like somebody tends to them or something?

I mean, why would a pile this small?

Heather?

I don't think you should be playing with their stones.

Yeah, serious, man.

People are just, just, you know, dead people in here.

Supposedly.

Supposedly.

Supposedly.

So let's... There are.

What, you think some lunatic comes up here and put... I don't know.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Witches and days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.

Flames are licking you like the devil there, Josh.

Yeah, but this ship has a good captain.

That beer guzzling guy in a blue shirt.

He wasn't beer guzzling.

They had no beer on the island, man.

If they had had beer, they would have had, like, big ass orgies.

You're kind of like the captain, and Mike's kind of like your Gilligan.

No offense.

That's alright.

I mean that as a compliment.

Gilligan was a funny guy.

The captain was fat, though.

Well, okay, let's call it a thin captain.

Let's not call it the captain anymore, you illiterate TV people.

It's the skipper.

Okay?

No more captain.

Oh, my...

Yeah, we are back at the rock again.

The rock thing.

Cemetery deal.

I also want to be careful not to get in the film shot.

It certainly is odd.

Every time we're like...

You didn't just knock that over.

Please tell me you didn't just knock that over.

I just knocked that over.

That's not very nice.

Let me put it back.

Can't be too careful.

What'd you think?

It was, you know, same thing, only darker.

Yeah, pretty much.

All right.

Bag it up, put it away.

Hello?

Oh, you're sleeping.

Do you want this?

Just keep it by the opening in the tent.

Shh.

Listen.

Hello?

Hello?

It's all around us.

That is fucking weird.

Michael, are you saying you're not coming down?

I ain't going down there.

Why not?

Because I'm not.

I don't hear shit.

Because you're fucking scared.

Because I don't hear anything anymore.

Because you're fucking scared.

You could not deny hearing it.

Get your ass out.

What's the big deal?

I know.

It's raining very heavily.

Well...

Thank my mom for giving me ring here for my 18th birthday though.

God bless her.

What'd you think that was last night?

Personally?

I think it was someone fucking with your head.

But nobody knows we're out here.

Yeah, but...

You ever see Deliverance?

So you think it was Rednecks?

I think it was someone fucking with us.

I definitely think it was someone fucking with us.

I mean, I don't... But nobody lives around here.

How do you respond to that?

What do you think?

I just think that if it... Nobody lives around here.

If it was any...

Well, obviously we're out here, so there could be someone else out here.

That it was pretty goddamn uninspired for a witch, you know?

I don't know.

If I was a witch, I'd get a bit more creative.

Can we just all say that we did hear something?

If I can make like... We all heard something, did we not?

Can we just all say that we're going home?

Yes, we can all say that we're going home.

Now?

Because I'm freezing, my ass hurts, and I want to go home.

We have a very long hike in the range.

Yee-haw.

Yee-haw.

So you don't think it was the Blair Witch?

Is what you're telling me.

To you?

I don't know.

I don't believe in the Blair Witch.

I haven't seen anything to prove it.

What about the stories?

Stories are stories.

Did you talk to one person who you would trust if they gave you directions on a map?

No.

But do you understand at all where I was coming from that I just wanted to get...

Whatever it was, I didn't know.

You were freaking out.

You bugged me out.

I don't even know why.

I was freaking out.

I woke up all of a sudden and shit's going down.

All I can think is I got to get it.

I got to get it all.

I want it on sound.

I want it on 16.

If anything, if we can see anything, I want to see it on 16.

Well, it sounded to me like a bunch of people running around.

And I'm not down with messing with locals or whatever.

I don't know who the hell would come out here.

What bugs me out is that we're so damn deep in the woods.

And people are going to try and come out here and mess with us.

Then they got to have something wrong with them.

And I'm not going to play with that.

Well, how do we know it was people?

Well, even if it wasn't, I'm not going to play with that either.

Fuck, man.

This is a very long day.

It's a very wet, very long day.

Nobody's really speaking to me at the moment now.

Dude, I don't remember a portion of this from walking in.

What?

I don't remember a portion of this from walking in from the car.

Well, we have to go a little differently to get

back because we went around in a curve a little bit.

I'm telling you guys, two more hours max.

The way we came in with the past is why the pucker was going back a different way.

Because we have to go around.

We came...

That was the most direct way to hit our two locations.

Now this is the most direct way back to the car.

Seriously, really?

Yes.

Seriously.

You know exactly what's going on?

Yes.

Let's just keep going.

Okay, I'm going to wait five minutes to a map check.

Alright.

Okay, we just did a map check and it seems like we're still pretty much on trail.

That's not what I said.

No, I think we're alright.

Come on, let's just keep going.

We took a map reading.

We just followed what the compass says.

We're going straight ahead.

We're going that way.

That way.

We are in the middle of nowhere.

We've been in the middle of nowhere for two days.

The car is parked in the middle of nowhere, almost.

No, like, look at this shit, man.

This is nothing.

Okay, let's just keep going, alright?

I think we should camp.

Get the fuck out of here.

Why?

Because you don't know where we're going?

No, because I think we're still the ways off from

the car and it's going to be getting dark real soon.

Look, I'm not saying for certain... We're not camping here.

Maybe we're near the car.

Turn the camera off and get us home.

Maybe we're near the car.

Give me the fucking map.

Give me the map.

Heather, give me the map.

Turn the camera off.

Give me the map.

The map is in my pocket.

You're going to have to wait a second.

You want to see the map?

God damn!

Shush.

If we keep our heads together, we'll be just fine.

Fucking bullshit!

Mike, chill.

Just relax, Mike.

Don't fucking tell me to relax!

Let's walk up, find a tree to sit under or some shit, check the map.

Yes, can we find a place to sit to check the map, please?

On a happier note, in spite of feelings that we may have, we have all agreed that

it would be a much easier trip back to the car, seeing

as it's a very long hike if we all just play nice.

We cool, Mike?

It wasn't terribly convincing, but I'll take it.

If you would all just put your trust in me like I

asked you from the beginning, we would be just fine.

Heather, I think it's a little late for that, man.

A little late for that?

Weren't you guys flipping out women?

Hang on a second!

Let me have my piece for a change.

Weren't you guys flipping out exactly the same way on the way to the cemetery?

And did we not get to the cemetery?

Yes or no?

Did we get to the cemetery?

After we got lost.

We were not lost.

We were not lost on the way to the cemetery.

After the point where you've been pulling head trips and power trips and fucking all

I have not been pulling any kind of fucking head trips or power trips.

I came out here to make a good film.

If that's not what you came out here for, that's not my problem.

Would you stop with the good film shit?

The film is over!

We've done the fucking film!

Why do you think I'd be out here for free if I

didn't think this was going to be a good film?

Don't fucking pull that shit on me, Heather.

What's going on?

Let's keep going.

Come on, man.

Come on.

We're losing light quick.

Let's go, man.

It's 5 o'clock, man.

I know.

We're not far.

We've got a half hour of daylight.

Okay, well, let's keep going as long as we can, okay?

Let's keep going until we get to the car.

Well, we can only go as long as there's light.

No, we can go to the car.

No, well, we're never going to find the car in the dark.

Dude, we going to the car?

I have no fucking clue at this point.

I don't know where we are.

Come on.

Let's just keep going ahead.

I know where we are.

I know where we are.

Let's just keep going.

I don't think she does either, but we've got to move, man.

I know exactly where we are.

Let's just keep going.

These breaks do not help.

I know.

I know.

You don't have to say that anymore, man.

You guys want to take breaks all day, and then you wonder why we're behind schedule.

I'm not wondering why we're behind schedule.

I'm wondering why we don't know where the fuck we are.

We know exactly where we are.

Can I see the map?

Fuck's sake.

Listen, seriously, alright, let's just all relax and get out of here.

We have to get out of here.

That's what I'm trying to do, Josh.

Keep stopping.

This guy has work tomorrow that he needs to get done with this fucking equipment,

and if I don't get it back, I'm never fucking working again.

I'm gonna pump gas for the rest of my fucking life.

No, you're not.

So let's get out of this fucking shit.

I would love to, but Josh... Okay, okay, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

If we are on the deep run branch, if we're on the deep

run branch, then we're going the wrong fucking way.

If we're heading up this way and this is...

Well, you've been the leader so far, Mr. Manon.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You've been telling us where we're going, so shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up and look at the map.

Can you shut the fuck up?

Can you shut the fuck up and look at the map?

I have been looking at the map for over a year.

Don't fucking touch my camera.

Get the camera off, then!

Are you happy?

I'm not happy, no.

But the car is not far.

We're just not going to be able to find it in the dark.

Are you absolutely, positively sure?

Yes.

I'm so sorry man.

We can probably still get the dat back tomorrow.

We have to.

We have to.

We will.

We will get the dat back before it's due back tomorrow.

I've got to get the fucking camera back.

Everything will get back tomorrow.

I'm supposed to be at work tomorrow at nine.

I know.

It's fine.

Let's go to scheduler.

Let's camp.

Let's just fucking camp.

Okay?

How are you?

Not bad, not bad.

Pretty fucking chill.

Thank you for the scotch, Mikey Mann.

You're very welcome.

Thank you very much.

You're very welcome.

That's totally appreciated, man.

That was warmth in the gut if I ever had it.

Yeah, sure was.

Would anybody like a tissue?

No, I'm alright on the tissue front, thanks.

Hey!

False fucking advertising right here.

It says lift.

Doesn't work.

That sucks.

I'm gonna try it again.

So we're actually having a pretty good night.

You're doing alright.

It's not bad, man.

It's not bad.

It's a beautiful night out.

That's for sure.

There's just no way I feel like being pissed off right now.

I know.

Me either.

Because... It's nice not to yell.

You've been very... We're doing a good job.

You've been a lot nicer since we decided to camp.

Well, I just... You understood my agony.

I totally understand your agony, man.

Because it's still agonizing, but I let it go for now because I'm chilling.

I know.

It's awesome.

I'm having a very good time and I'm enjoying the company.

Oh.

Except for these tissues!

Mike is apparently, as we all know, prone to holes in his pants for some

reason, which escapes us all.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

It defies all logic, as well as physics.

But Mike's pants... He has pants just like the rest of us.

He's wearing jeans just like me and Josh, but for some reason.

Now what do you do when it's like...

Alright, I want to... I got it.

Take it all the way down.

Start... Start stitching even where it's still together.

Mhm.

Right here?

Yeah.

You're gonna make a... You're making huge stitches, man.

Okay.

Higher?

Uh-uh.

I'll start you off.

Alright, good.

That's my motive.

Oh, all the way through?

Mhm.

Oh, that's it?

Yeah.

I was doing like a cross... Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Do a real simple overstitch.

Just overstitch it all the way up.

Oh, man, that's okay.

I was doing... You got it?

I was being very artistic the other day.

No, you don't want to be... Which is why my ass is open.

You don't want to be artistic with the stitching.

Just be very practical.

Okay.

That's why it's my strength, because I'm a practical girl.

Thank you very much.

No problem.

If it was a person, it would fucking come after us.

Probably that same fucking redneck motherfucker woke us up last night.

Oh, followed us, uh, like four kilometers out of the woods to a new location?

I don't even... Yeah, right.

He's probably just playing fucking head games.

Are you crazy?

Somebody's following us through the woods to make

noises at our camp at two o'clock in the morning?

Don't be ridiculous.

They got a fucking nine mil I'm gonna put

in your goddamn skull if you get any closer.

Did you fucking hear me?!

Shhhhhh Do you fucking hear me?!

Shhhhhh Shhhhhh Shhhhhh I wanna get it.

I wanna get it from inside the tent.

Whatever it was last night, it sounds like the same fucking thing.

Where's my boots?

Oh, fuck.

It's cold.

Hello?

Oh, shit.

It's fucking freezing.

There.

What?

I hear it.

I don't hear your shit.

You hear that?

Shit.

Hello?

Oh, fuck.

I think it's just a deer.

It could be deer, I guess.

It's just a deer.

I don't fucking think it's deer, though, man.

It sounds exactly like the shit last night.

It's on all sides of us.

It's gotta be just like a deer.

It was a deer, man.

I don't think it was a fucking... It wasn't like last night.

Shhh.

Shhh.

Yes!

Fucking listen.

Okay, let's get it on dat.

Let's get it on dat.

Be quiet.

Okay, it's on.

Okay.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?

What the fuck?

Shhh.

We're not scared by our yelling.

But it sounds like footsteps.

I know.

That's a fucking person.

Mikey, I'm not seeing shit on video.

I'm gonna leave the rest for dad, alright?

I'm gonna stay out here with you, though.

You gotta fucking stay out here with me.

I am.

I am.

What time is this fucking anywhere near morning right now?

Let me see.

Please say it's fucking five o'clock or some shit.

What?

Three.

Fuck!

This is bullshit.

This is absolutely fucking crazy.

I'm sorry, Mike.

We should be out of here already.

This has got nothing, nothing to do with what the fuck we're here for.

I swear to God, this is bullshit.

We woke up this morning, just like two seconds ago.

And there are piles of rocks outside of our tent.

There are three, actually.

Are you seriously fucking positive those boys there were...

I am seriously fucking positive these were not here.

How would we have, like, just made a campsite in

between three piles of rocks just by coincidence?

Why, man?

That's just like a fucking cemetery.

Obviously.

Let's just go, let's just go.

Does anybody remember the Mary Brown story?

Anybody?

No, I don't remember the fucking Mary Brown story.

Fuck, what did she say about a pile of rocks?

Fuck!

You don't think this is strange?

This is way fucking weird, but it really doesn't matter at

this point because all I want to do is get to the goddamn car.

Whatever it is, man.

Whatever it is at this point.

I know, I know.

We have to get back to the car.

Okay.

We're obviously not wanted here, so let's get the hell out.

We're going home.

We have to go, we have to get the dat back anyway.

I realize that.

Okay, let's go.

That's what I'm saying.

Let's get the dat back, let's get our shit packed up, let's walk.

We're out of here.

We're out of here.

Can we just walk?

Yes, we're out of here.

Okay, cool.

I can't believe we have to leave this and shit's happening.

Heather, put the fucking camera down.

Let's pack up the tent.

Okay, hang on.

Okay?

Come on.

No, I'm not fucking scared.

I'm just tired.

I'm hungry.

I'm fucking like...

I'm just fucking done, man.

Alright.

I'm just fucking done.

What do you guys think it is?

Heather, let's get going.

Let's get going.

Let's get going, okay?

No, but what do you think it is for real?

I have no fucking... It seems to defla...

I don't know if it's you fucking with us or if it's

someone else out here in the woods fucking with us.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I thought we had some trust here.

Or if it's the Blair Witch fucking with us.

I thought we had some trust here.

But whoever the fuck's fucking with us, I don't appreciate it at this point.

I'm too goddamn cold.

I'm too goddamn tired.

Do you think it's possible?

I'm too fucking hungry.

But you're admitting that it's possible that it is the Blair Witch.

I don't give a shit, man.

Shut up about the witch!

Please!

At this point, if it is the fucking witch, I just...

I just want to get the fuck out and leave her her space, man.

Whatever the fuck it is, let's go.

Are you scared?

Do you remember?

I just have a question.

I am.

But do you remember at Mary's house, how there was

like a nest of rocks like the one in the cemetery?

I'll talk to you about it in the car, okay?

I can't f***ing remember if I saw it at Mary's or not now,

because I've seen it so many f***ing times at the cemetery.

...about that f***ing freak-ass chick Mary

Brown as soon as we get to a Denny's somewhere.

Okay.

Okay?

Before then, I don't want to hear about it, I don't

want to talk about it, I don't want to think about it.

I'm with you.

There's no trace of anything else out here.

Obviously, nobody else is very excited about the rocks.

So, I'm gonna take it upon myself to shoot the rocks.

Heather, Jesus fucking Christ.

Come on, man, can we just get out of here?

Somebody's gotta shoot the rocks.

I want the rocks on 16, okay?

She wants to get this one shot.

Figure we'll let her get the shot, man.

Shoot those rocks.

What's that?

I don't fucking know who put the rocks out.

She really wasn't out there long enough to put the rocks out.

I mean, literally, that would have been, like, a major conspiracy, man.

Like, she wasn't out there that long.

She just wasn't out there that long, because we were out last night.

I mean, you gotta admit, it is kind of fucking weird, man.

No, it's... she woke up and put the rocks there.

Dude, we're sleeping in a tent.

We're like sardines in a fucking tent.

It's not like she can leave the tent without one of us hearing her leave the tent.

This is fucking crazy, man.

I can't even fucking believe this shit.

Okay, the bottom line is this.

Weird shit is happening.

And I'm not really sure that we're gonna get to the car.

I know, I'm in deep shit at this point.

Mikey?

Yeah?

We can't figure out where the fuck we are without the map, man.

Well, we couldn't figure out where we were yesterday with the map, so...

I think I got an idea of where we are on the map.

I hope you do.

But if she don't have the map...

Surprise, surprise.

I don't have time to sit here and wait.

I know, but...

Like, this is serious.

We need to find the map.

Yes, I know.

That's an awful guilty look on your face, Heather.

I know.

Holy shit.

I mean...

I don't know about you, but I live in fucking D.C., man.

My resources don't include getting out of the middle of the woods when we don't know

where the fuck we are without a goddamn map.

I'll see you guys later.

Mikey!

Mike!

Come on, let's go!

We gotta go somewhere!

It's getting late!

Mikey?

Mikey, come on.

Dude, we can't go anywhere without the fucking map.

We gotta go somewhere!

We can't go anywhere without the map!

She's gotta have the map!

She's gotta have the map.

Heather, keep looking, man.

There's only one place that I ever put the map,

and that's in this back pocket right there.

Heather, that's the most important thing we could possibly have.

Now, we're out of food.

We don't have jack shit.

If we don't have the map, we're fucked.

Did you take it?

No, I didn't take the fucking map, man.

I'm, I'm not playing head games, man.

If anyone's playing head games, you're playing

head games but I'm not playing head games.

I don't have it.

We have to go.

I'm serious I don't have it.

Are you fucking serious?

Fucking serious.

I don't have the map, okay?

Heather, that is so not cool, man.

I know it's not cool.

That is so not cool.

I know it's not cool.

That is... that... I mean, that's the fucking, like,

least responsible thing you could have possibly done, man.

I know that.

You really don't have it?

One of you has got to have the map.

No, I don't have the map.

We gave it back to you after map check yesterday.

You've always had the map.

I know, and I've always had the map in the same place,

and if it's not there, one of you had to have taken it.

I'm not going into your fucking pants to get your goddamn map, man.

I just checked my pocket.

It's not in my pants.

Look, when I go in and get your map, all I want to do is get out of here, man.

I'm not fucking around.

That's all I want to, man.

Let's go.

No, you want to stay here, you want to film rocks, you want to look around,

you want to fucking, like... Go!

...get this, you want to get that.

Which way are we walking?

That way.

Dude, we're in the middle of the fucking woods.

We're in the middle of the goddamn woods.

We can walk anyway.

We're going this way because that's the way we've been going for a fucking day.

We're going this way and that's it.

We've got to come across something.

I gave you back the map, Heather.

I gave you the map.

I gave you back the map.

The map has never left my best pocket this entire trip.

And they all know that that's always where it is.

I didn't touch it since we had a map checked yesterday.

I swear to God, if this is another control thing with Josh, I'm going to kill him.

The best way we're going to get recognized, guys...

Who's going to recognize this?

This is a ridiculous plan.

I'm sorry.

No way.

Nobody's going to see us.

Look at all around us.

We're still in the middle of the woods.

I realize that, but if we walk down now, we're

walking straight back into the fucking woods.

Well, that's what we've got to do.

We've got to walk south.

That's where the car is.

You said we were going to walk south until 4.30.

We are going to walk south until 4.30 and it's definitely not 4.30.

Let's keep going.

If we walk from here, we're walking back down.

Josh!

Josh!

This is the first...

Would you just give a little control over to other people just for once?

No, no, no, no, no.

You guys have had control.

You had the fucking compass.

You had the map.

You had it all planned.

Okay.

Now, I want to do this plan.

This is getting so fucking tiresome.

I really can't deal with this anymore.

I just want to do this.

We all agreed to keep walking south until 4.30.

Why don't you guys go on?

Why don't you guys go on?

Oh, and leave you here.

Leave me here.

I'll fucking stay here.

I'll build a fire.

I'll fucking chill out.

I'll try to flag someone down.

I'm going to try to flag someone down, and if I find anyone... Josh!

We're leaving now.

You're coming with us.

I'm right up here.

Yeah, and where is right up here?

Where is right up here?

You can correct people to the highest point.

How do you know this is the highest point?

Because do you see anything higher?

He, too, now, is a cartographer.

It's amazing.

There's no way.

No, I just don't see anything higher.

Are you making a map of the area?

Maybe you could share it with us.

I guess I can right now.

Yeah, and our best common sense tells us that we're going south.

And didn't we just not... Five, ten... I don't know even how long ago it was now.

I realize.

Do we just agree that all three of us were going to work together?

I realize that, but I just think we're fucking ourselves at this point.

We are not fucking ourselves.

If we stay here.

We all agreed.

If we stay here, eventually someone's going to come by and see.

I'm walking south until 4.30.

Good luck with the witch.

I hope there's a giant stone pile on your head when you wake up tomorrow.

You should be scared.

Josh.

Guys, can we just give it a shot?

No.

For how long?

Till tomorrow morning?

You're crazy.

No.

This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

I can climb up one of these trees.

Of course you can.

I can take our jackets.

I can take the red jackets.

I can fucking tie them on trees all over the place here.

Oh my god.

Mike, let's go.

This is ridiculous.

We're going.

We're not giving up yet, man.

Dude.

Josh.

We are already in danger.

We are too deep in the woods for local people still.

Dude, we are not that deep in the woods, man.

Planes fly over everywhere.

Planes flying over right now.

They can't do us a goddamn bit of good.

Planes fly over fucking Alaska and Greenland, too.

That's exactly what I'm gonna do, man.

I'm gonna send smoke signals.

Like, you know how to send smoke signals.

Okay.

You can't even light a fire without lighter fluid, man.

There's no way you know how to send...

Bullshit, man.

Bullshit, man.

Can we just please go?

Can we just please?

I'm leaving.

We're going south, Josh.

Come on, let's go.

If it were at all a reasonable idea, I would trust you wholeheartedly.

But it's a highly unreasonable idea.

Josh, I would trust you in a couple of hours.

In a couple of hours, I agree to do that.

And if we didn't all agree that 4.30, we would hike until 4.30.

It just makes sense because we might not find another high spot.

This is exactly why we didn't get to the car yesterday.

This kind of time-wasting.

Let's go.

Shut up, baby.

How is it me?

We all agreed on this plan.

We all agreed on this plan.

I'm not yelling.

I can't wait until that camera's just gone from my life forever.

Okay, we'll keep walking and we have a much better chance of it.

Just turn it off.

All I'm saying is we can move as fast as we want, but if we have no fucking clue

where we're moving to, then it really doesn't matter, does it?

We're following the creek and Mike seems satisfied with that.

Can I stop it?

We are lost.

We are fucked.

We are done.

We are dead.

We are fucked.

I'm just gonna stay here.

When you guys find somebody, tell them I'm under this tree with the vine.

All blame aside,

this is really fucked up.

I know.

Yeah.

I know.

We really, really, really need to work together.

Exactly.

And realize this.

Exactly.

Okay, so we deal with the fact, my camera's not gonna be back,

your dad's not gonna be back.

No blame from now on about that shit.

Look.

Serious.

The area's not that fucking big.

Exactly.

It's very hard to get lost in America these days, and it's even harder to stay lost.

So we have that on our side.

What?

Well, we're doing a pretty goddamn good job of being lost.

Because at this point, when you're not home today, when I'm not home today,

people are gonna start noticing.

Like, my girlfriend's definitely gonna notice that I'm not back today.

Right.

And that I haven't fucking called.

I mean, if I called it would be one thing, but you know, if I just get back.

Right.

Like, don't get back, period, and I don't call, she's gonna notice.

Which means, that by tonight, if we haven't

found shit, someone's gonna be looking for us.

Oh no.

Go this way, go another way.

Go down there.

I just got my whole shit wet.

Oh shit.

Well, let's try it this way.

I don't think you wanna try it this way.

If we didn't have these fucking packs, it'd be so much easier.

My feet are wet.

Are you, is that Michael laughing?

Shut the fuck up, cross the street.

He's laughing.

Michael, that is the first time I've heard you laugh in days.

I'm really happy you find it very amusing that I'm gonna

be incredibly uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

Dude, uncomfort just is not even...

Can we keep going, please?

Now we're gonna chill out.

I thought you wanted to get to the car.

Oh boy!

Okay, come on, let's get up here.

Oh shit.

You guys weren't lying to me about the map, were you?

Cause this just seems like you guys are having

just a little bit too much fun for my tank.

Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, if you make me yell at this

point, I'm gonna have to yell at you, man.

Come on, seriously, if you have the map, I just want to know that you have it.

That will just make me happy just to know that you have it.

Heather...

If I know that you have it, and I can at least see it, I will feel much better.

Like, all we're trying to do is be cool with you.

Well, I find it very cool that I get laughed at

because my shoes are wet for the rest of the day.

I find that fucking hilarious.

Heather, dude, all our shoes are wet.

You were laughing at the situation.

Fine.

We're fucking hungry, we're fucking tired.

What the hell else are we supposed to do at this point?

You know what?

I kicked the...

I'm sorry, it's fucked up.

It's fucked up, but I kicked that fucking man into the creek yesterday.

It was useless!

I kicked that fucker into the creek!

I fucking hope he's kidding.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Mike!

Holy shit!

I really fucking hope he's kidding.

Mike, are you kidding?

I really fucking hope he's kidding.

Mike, are you fucking kidding?

I'm sorry, man.

I'm fucking kidding.

I'm sorry.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Mike... You have gotta fucking be kidding me!

I'm fucking kidding!

Get the fuck off me, man!

What the fuck are you out of your fucking mind?!

No, I'm not out of my mind!

Your mouth doesn't do a shit to me!

Jesus Christ, man.

The map wasn't doing shit all day.

If we get hurt or if we die out here, it's your fucking fault.

It is your fucking fault.

Do you understand?

I can't believe you can be such an asshole.

What the fuck were you thinking?

Dude, you're fucking with my shit here.

Okay, no.

I'm not.

I'm not.

That map was useless.

It was useless to you.

It was useless to you.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Okay.

This is not why I brought you out here, man.

Okay.

I'm sorry about the map, man.

Okay.

What can I say?

Sorry.

Please, just don't say sorry.

The map was not worth shit to you.

I knew exactly where we were on that map.

I knew exactly where we were on that map.

Yesterday, I asked you what fucking river we were on.

You shut up.

I'm gonna fucking stick your head in there.

Get this fucking camera off.

Give me the compass.

You've betrayed us all beyond.

Way fucking beyond.

Give me the compass.

You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.

Yeah, thanks.

Can I hold the fucking compass now?

No.

Can I hold the fucking compass?

No.

I bought the compass.

If you wanted a compass, you should have bought me.

I don't give a shit if you bought the compass.

You fucked us up.

He fucked us up.

I don't know why you can't admit that you've been

screwed from the moment we got out of here, man.

Because I haven't.

I've been planning this project for two years.

We're walking south now.

Give me the compass.

You fucking asshole!

Don't knock me down because I will fucking knock you out.

Give me the compass.

Where I am walking south.

Fuck you both.

Fuck you both.

Okay, I'm a bitch.

I'm a bitch.

Your friend throws the map in the creek and I'm a bitch.

Okay!

Oh fucking K!

Why are we stopped again?

Why?

Why are we stopped?

Why are we stopped?

Why are we stopped?

Does anybody have a... Just don't.

Just don't.

Does anybody have a reason why we're stopped?

That's all I'm asking you.

What about the plan to keep going south?

We all seem very happy with that plan.

Why is that not a thing anymore?

I'm not giving anything else up that can help save my life because obviously no one.

..

We're all out for ourselves here, which is not what I had in mind.

Just... just shut up.

I don't know what would possess someone to throw a map in the creek.

I really fucking don't.

Just shut up.

You didn't throw it?

What, did you kick it then?

Oh, that's amusing.

Dude, this is not funny.

That is fucking amusing.

It's funny now, man!

We're fucking lost!

No, it's not funny.

It's never gonna be funny.

Do you understand?

It's not ever going to be funny.

I'm never gonna be amused by the fact... Just shut up.

Just shut up.

Just shut up.

Both of you... I'm so tired of yours!

Both of you... I'm so tired of your fucking juvenile antics!

Can we just have quiet!

Thanks.

That sounds like quiet to me.

Shut up.

You shut up.

You both made me fucking sick.

Take that back.

I don't... Heather, what the fuck did I do?

All I want to do is I want to see the goddamn compass!

I told you, you can look at it around my neck.

If that does not suffice, we can just move on.

Heather, just... I think I can read...

You are being childish!

Okay, I'm not yelling.

You are being a child!

I'm being concerned about safety.

I'm being concerned about our safety.

At this point, to accuse me that if I took the fucking compass... You know what?

You always have to be the fucking leader.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What?

There's all sorts of stuff down here.

What kind of stuff?

My voodoo shit.

What?

My voodoo stuff is hanging all over.

Look around here.

No way.

They're all over the place.

Holy shit.

Come up here quick.

I need to use the CP.

Yo, there's all sorts of shit up here, man.

This is fucking crazy shit.

Please, I just... I gotta get this on 16.

It's a fucking cab.

Good shot, man.

I'm getting out of the shot, man.

What the fuck is this?

I have no idea.

Look at this shit, man.

Jesus Christ.

That's fucking creepy.

And this is no redneck.

No redneck is this creative.

Get out of here now.

Yeah, please.

Okay, I've got everything on video, man.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I didn't even fucking see these, man.

Okay, I want to get as far away from here by dark as humanly possible.

That's it, Heather.

Heather, you got enough, man.

Let's go.

We're gonna leave without you.

You can stay here with your witches, okay?

Okay, look.

We're leaving.

Oh my God, there's even more.

Shit.

Heather, I got those.

Okay, okay.

I got them.

Okay, okay.

I take them.

I fucking take them.

Okay, okay, we're going.

Heather, I take them.

We're going.

We're going.

We're going.

We're going right now.

We are going right now.

That's enough.

Stop taping.

Please stop taping.

Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

We're leaving right now.

Go.

Okay.

Okay, we're out of here.

We're out of here.

I'm leaving.

Come on, turn it off.

I just hope to God we got them all.

I took one.

And maybe I shouldn't have thought, I just had to.

I just had to prove it to myself.

In the light of day when I'm home in a warm

bay, but this is not a fucking hallucination.

Even though we got it on video and film, I just

want to have something that I can actually touch.

Oh, man.

What the fuck was that?

I don't want you kicking it off in the creek, either.

Help!

Please help us!

Fuck!

This is not the way to get out of here.

Fuck!

Fuck!

I think it's safe to say at this point that we're lost.

And I don't know what to do.

Ow, I've got a big stick hanging off.

So, the head from my voodoo doll got caught.

I hope that's not a bad sign.

I

think we should all get beside the tent.

All right.

Let's not light a fire tonight.

Yeah.

That's because two nights in a row we've lit a fire.

We didn't light one the first night.

And nothing happened.

And nothing happened.

We light fires that they know.

I haven't heard anything follow us.

We should even turn that light off, too.

All right.

All right.

Anything that's going to attract attention to us at this point.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's just go to sleep.

So, we're here in the tent again.

Well, we don't particularly want to be.

Could I see your face?

Just for a minute.

This is my face.

We really shouldn't kiss.

I don't know.

I don't think it's the Blair Witch anymore.

Maybe.

I don't know.

I don't really give a shit if it's the Blair Witch anymore, to be honest.

Yeah, whatever it is.

I'd see...

That was some of the weirdest, fucked up, craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.

The shit we saw today.

That was just insane shit.

I was...

I was totally fucked up, man.

I was totally fucked up.

It's so fucking cold.

I mean, there were so many of those freaky, like, dolls.

What the hell were they?

Like... Like scarecrows.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I just... I don't even want to talk about it.

You know, I don't want to think about it until we get out of here, man.

Once we get out of here, I can, like, think about shit, but I just don't even want.

..

Once we get out of here, we're gonna laugh about shit.

We're gonna laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

I can't wait to laugh, like, not even laughing.

We are.

We are gonna laugh because this is just too...

Just like, watch, like, reruns of Archie Bunker and laugh.

That kind of laughing is what I want to do right now.

I know.

Well, we are gonna get out.

Think about the fact that half the people you talked to about the Blair Witch got

completely agitated, man.

Like, the whole situation, some people laughed at you, some people, like...

People didn't even talk to you.

Some people didn't talk to you.

Like, you talked to so many people about it.

That, I mean, think about the fact, we talked to some fucked up people.

We did.

We definitely talked to some fucked up people.

We definitely talked to some people who could've potentially, like, pulled it off

as a game and decided that since we were coming out here to make a movie,

they were gonna come out and just fuck with us.

I mean, I mean, it's a stretch.

It still doesn't make any sense that we're this lost.

You know what I mean?

I mean they didn't get us lost.

It's not like they threw the map in the creek.

I know, I'm not bringing that up, but I'm just making a point as far as the

chasing theory.

I'm not being mad.

In my defense about the map, you crinkled it up and threw it on the ground.

I kicked it in the creek.

That's what happened.

And I'm still sorry about the map.

I'm really sorry about the map.

What we saw today was just fucking unreal, man.

Okay, so if you don't think it's the Blair Witch, then what do you think it is?

I don't fucking know.

I mean if it's not the Blair Witch then it's not Redneck.

My take on it is that it's humans.

It's fucked up humans.

It's someone who's probably severely demented and fucked up and not a safe

person to be around.

Yeah, but there's more than one, man.

But... There's not just one person if it's a person.

We hear sounds all around us.

If it's a person.

There is some crazy sounds.

There are sounds coming all around us at night.

What did...

What did they say about the occult who lived in the woods?

Like the cult?

That was Rustin Parr.

That was a hermit who lived in the woods in the forges.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like the commune thing.

Oh, the Blair Witch cult.

The, uh, the hippies.

Yeah.

They're long since become BMW driving computer programmers.

No, when was that, man?

It was in the late sixties.

I mean, isn't that...

Isn't that at least somewhat feasible that

there's still people living out in these woods?

Well, even the Blair Witch cult people didn't really live in these woods.

Where?

Where are they living, man?

We've been all over these woods.

There were people that came out into the woods to do stuff.

But I mean, it certainly wouldn't be people who were living in the woods.

They weren't living in the woods?

No, they were just coming out.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you the truth.

I'm, I'm fucking scared out of my wits.

I don't want to be here tonight.

I don't know if I really want to be talking about this.

I just want to try again tomorrow to do what we

tried to do today, which is please get out of here.

Just get to the car.

Okay.

I'm fucking shitting.

I can't even believe it.

I agree.

I'm here.

I can't... I know.

It's like a fucking big joke.

It's like... No, it's not a joke.

Three days, four days ago, I was pumping gas and now

I'm stuck in the middle of the fucking woods, you know?

Like, and there's some creepy bullshit.

I just don't know.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe we're fucking out of here.

It's, it's unbelievable.

I know.

But look, let's just sleep and hopefully we'll get up early again this morning,

tomorrow.

I mean, get up early tomorrow morning like we got up early this morning.

Yeah, it's so bad.

Why?

There we go.

Back in the week.

The Washington Post.

And hopefully we will have very little fighting tomorrow and we can just...

Dunkin' Donuts.

I'm so hungry, man.

Shut up about Donuts.

No, no Dunkin' Donuts.

Okay, I'm turning off the camera and I'm going to sleep.

Yeah, get the light off, man.

Alright.

Get the light off.

Oh, Jesus.

Jesus Christ, look at the window.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Let me get my jeans on.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Take the video camera.

No, get the dat ready.

I'm gonna record this.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Go, fucking go!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

God!

Fucking consequence!

Oh, fuck!

Hurry up!

I'm coming!

My foots are laced!

Oh, my God!

What the fuck is that?!

Ew!

What the fuck is that?!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God.

Mike, where are you going?!

Oh, shit!

Turn the lights off!

Turn the lights off!

Turn that light off!

Turn it off, Josh!

All lights off!

All lights off!

All lights off!

All lights off!

What's that?

What the fuck is going on?

Hit the beer of that baby scream?

Sshh!

Shut the fuck up.

There is no fucking baby out there, man.

There is noangi okay, okay?

Just be quiet, okay?

Just be quiet.

Okay?

Okay?

Why don't we have all these lights on?

Why don't we have these lights on?

Turn the fucking light off.

Turn it off.頭?

What the fuck is that down there?

Give me your knife.

Give me your knife.

No, I'm not giving you my knife.

Give me your knife.

Shut up with your knife.

If you wanted a knife, you should have brought your own knife.

Shut up.

Heather, give me your fucking knife.

No.

That was him.

Just to be quiet.

Give me your fucking knife.

Heather, at least get your fucking knife out.

Heather, give me your fucking knife.

Heather.

Heather, give me your fucking knife.

Give me your fucking knife.

Give me your fucking knife.

Riley will always insist on torching me at the worst fucking time.

Give me your fucking knife.

descent.

Shut the fuck up!

Give me your fucking knife, Heather, give me your fucking knife...

Just ignore it.

Just ignore it!

Shut up!

You man, what are you saying?

Can we just all, like, be together and be...

Can we come together for fucking anything, you guys?

Can we just sit down and be quiet, please?

Just sit down and be quiet.

Please, Joshua, just sit down.

Just sit down.

Would you just sit down, please?

I don't hear anything anymore.

We should go back.

How long have we been here?

About a fucking hour.

The sun's up.

We're okay now.

Let's just get back.

Let's catch it up.

Let's get out.

Okay.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Shit.

Can I see a knife before we go in, please?

Look, our tent's down, man.

It's not down, exactly.

Just at least get it out and go first.

Here.

No, you can use it.

I would not be able to use it.

I know that much.

For anything aside from popping down the weedy wall.

Don't stop, Mike.

Let Josh go first tonight.

This is our manly man.

Shut up, brother.

I'm just so tired of everything.

There's anyone in the fucking tent.

I'm coming in right now.

I'm just so tired of everything, man.

I don't want to go home.

Nothing in there.

Don't stab the tent, okay?

I didn't stab the tent.

I kicked the tent, okay?

Okay.

Oh, shit.

It's all over the place.

What the fuck, man?

Where's my pack?

Your pack is right there.

Where's my pack?

What the fuck, man?

Why am I getting fucked with like this?

Guys?

Let's just go.

Let's just do it.

Guys, guys, they took the voodoo doll I stole.

No, they didn't.

I fucking told you, man.

Where is it?

I just opened it up.

They spilled all my fucking water.

It looks like slime, man.

It's just water, man.

It is slime.

What the fuck is that?

It's slime, dude.

And there's your voodoo doll that you shouldn't have stole.

Jesus Christ, Heather.

That thing is pooping.

Ew.

Oh, what the fuck is that?

Ew.

It's disgusting.

Let's get the shit packed up and get out of here.

Come on, Heather.

Turn everything off.

Heather, come on.

Let's go.

I'm not interested in anything anymore.

Let's go.

I know.

I know.

So turn it off.

Just relax for just a second.

Have we gotten everything here?

Like I give a shit.

Whose shit was thrown around?

That's my shit.

Who specifically?

My shit.

Why you?

Let's go.

Let's go.

Are you not scared enough?

No, but why you?

But I'm...

Yes, I am scared enough and I do want to go, but it's light now.

We have a couple of minutes.

We don't have a couple of minutes.

Let's just see what happened here, okay?

Let's just see what happened here.

We need to hide.

Put the camera down.

This is not funny.

I'm coming.

Do I look like I'm laughing at all?

No, but you're going around doing your documentary thing, man.

You're still doing your fucking thing.

Don't suck it!

Then turn the goddamn thing off!

If you bite me one more time, I will throw you in the fucking woods.

You touched my camera!

Turn the thing off!

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

Okay?

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

I just...

I want to go home, but it's important.

I just want to get where we can.

But it's not important anymore.

It would really suck if this was all for nothing.

Do you understand?

It's not important anymore.

This is not what we came here to do.

I know.

I know.

But it would really suck if this were all for nothing.

And if there are things, I want to get them.

Heather, the point is that at this point, we don't know if we're getting out of here.

We are.

We're getting out of here.

Don't say that, man.

You can't say that because we are getting out of here, okay?

We got tapes.

We got film.

We got that.

Okay, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Okay, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

What the fuck?

Is this possible?

Okay.

All right.

Here I go.

I hate crossing streams on logs.

If I never cross another stream on a log for

the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl.

I see why you like this video camera so much.

You do?

It's not quite reality.

Reality says we gotta move.

No, but it's totally like a filtered reality, man.

It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.

We have to keep walking.

I just wanna sit down for a little bit.

We have to keep walking.

Please.

Let me sit down for a little bit.

How long is the little bit?

We can't afford to lose daylight.

We really can't.

Do you wanna be out here again another night?

Do you wanna be out here another night?

After the shit that went down last night...

...you really wanna be out here another night?

I stay out here another little bit.

Please, just...

Every minute of daylight we rest... is another minute away from the car.

What do you want to do?

I just want to move now.

I want to move too.

What are we supposed to do?

I don't know anymore.

What, we can't drag him?

I'm losing... I'm losing hope.

No.

Please.

Please do not fucking lose hope.

This is not a...

Look.

People are going to be looking for us... already.

People will find us.

We just have to keep going.

You got somebody looking for you?

I'm sure I've got someone looking for me.

My mother at the very least is looking for me at this point.

You got someone looking for you, man?

You think anybody's looking for you?

Absolutely.

There are people looking for all of us.

I know.

If we just keep going, we will hit a road at some point.

I'm sure of it.

We just have to keep going south.

What?

You can't just sit there, man.

We gotta move.

Come on.

You see this?

See this camera?

Do you want to see yourself giving up like this?

Do you want to see it?

Let's just get out of here so we can all watch it and laugh about it.

Okay?

Josh, please.

Please.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Don't hit me.

Please.

Just leave me alone.

Just leave me alone.

Let him alone.

Just leave me alone.

Just leave me alone.

Let him alone, Heather.

Heather, let me alone.

Josh, crying is not going to help.

I have zero sympathy for you right now.

I really, really do.

Just leave him alone for now.

We need to go.

Just leave him alone for five minutes.

Mike.

Just leave him alone.

Five minutes.

Come on.

He's lost it.

I know that.

But we're all on the break of losing it.

I know we are.

We are.

We gotta take care of each other.

I know.

There's no way we're taking care of him if we're

gonna throw the camera in his face if he's crying.

I know that.

I know you know.

I know... I know we're both about to lose it,

but let's try and get the last wits we have here.

We have to... I... I understand we have to go.

Believe me, I know we have to go.

It is hard for all of us to hold it together.

We need to get out of here in one piece, and this is not helping.

I know, I know this.

You're not telling me anything I don't know.

Okay.

Just let him have his... his flip.

Does anybody have a cigarette?

No, man.

No, there's none left.

Nobody has any cigarettes?

We're out.

Why the fuck... what the fuck was this blue jelly shit all over my shit?

Let's go.

Let's go.

If we keep going south, we will get out.

Please.

Mike.

What?

How are your balls?

I wish they were at least... clean.

Mike's pants split open again.

God knows I'm not clean at all.

But they feel nice and aired out.

Mike's not a great stitcher.

He's a great guy, but not a great stitcher.

I'm sorry.

Aw, thank you.

Okay.

Touch your mind.

I'm trying.

I'm fucking trying.

You alright, dude?

I'm sorry, man.

Let's go.

I'm sorry, man.

Very sorry.

Let's go.

We all here together.

I'm sorry for Wigginhead.

It's no problem.

Just gotta keep moving.

I know you know that.

I know, I know.

It just fucking... I know.

Last night freaked me out.

I...

I can't even think about it.

I hear you completely.

No, I know, man.

It's just like...

It's just like the fact that...

I know I'm not superstitious.

I mean, it's not like I'm jumping to conclusions, but the fact that,

like, all my shit was out of my bag, and my canteen was on the ground,

it really flipped me out.

Like, that just... That was...

I mean, that's like... Like, why?

I mean, the whole camp was kind of sabotaged, but

why was my shit on the ground and no one else's was?

I don't know.

I don't know, dude.

Like, that's... Can you understand that, like, even not being superstitious...

I totally... That's why you don't have to be apologizing, man.

You don't have to apologize at all, but we... We should move.

I flipped out yesterday.

I've been flipping out for two days.

I understand.

Let's...

Let's fucking get out of these fucking woods, man.

We can do this.

It's just... It's just getting weirder.

Like, that's... I know.

That's what's fucked up, is like, every night it gets weirder.

But look at how long we've been stopped here.

If we don't want another weird night in these woods, we gotta rock.

I just... I just feel like we're walking... We gotta rock.

What the fuck has happened to me?

I'm saying things like we have to rock.

We have to go.

We have to go.

We have to go.

We have to go.

You've been hanging out with us too long.

I know.

Not that I don't like you guys, but let's go.

Oh, I remember when we were fun and having a

good time in the car and laughing and joking.

Oh, you remember Shitface in the hotel room?

Yeah, I remember that and not with great fondness.

Oh, that was fun for all of us, right Heather?

Let's just go.

Josh?

Three teenagers lost in the woods.

Josh, it's not funny, come on.

Facing certain death of the Blair Witch.

Come on, Josh.

Come on.

Josh!

Will they make it out alive?

Yes, we will.

If you give me the camera and we keep moving, okay.

We'll see on the next episode of This Is Your Life.

Josh, none of us do.

I know.

I know you don't.

Whatever it is is going to come back.

We know that for a fact.

We don't know that for a fact.

It came three nights in a row and it's getting worse every night.

I would love to hear this right now.

I really would.

I'm just trying to say that, you know, we have to...

I know.

...rationally say they might very well go on forever compared to our footsteps.

Not possible.

Not possible in this country.

Not possible.

Why is it not possible?

Because this is America and it's not possible.

We've destroyed most of our natural resources.

Let's just keep going.

America... God shed your grace on thee!

What so proudly we hailed.

As the twilight's last gleaming.

Whose broad stripes and bright stars.

To the peril of a...

But this, I don't fucking understand.

The chain of camera is absolutely out of the question.

If we have to go through all of this bullshit,

there's no way that I'm not going to have it on film.

There's absolutely no way.

This can't only be for nothing, because this is too much of a pain in my

ass to be for nothing.

Oh no.

Mike, we've crossed a lot of logs.

Maybe...

No.

No, that's the tree we crossed.

That tree is down.

That's the same one.

Oh God!

No.

You've got to be killing me!

This is a joke!

No.

This is not funny!

Mike, just please stop.

Please, please stop.

Please stop.

Please stop.

No.

No, Mike, it's not the same log.

It's not the same log, Mike.

It's the same log!

Look, it's not.

It is!

Open your eyes!

it's not the same log.

It's the same log!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, shit.

It's the same one.

It's the same one.

It's the same one.

It's the same one.

Okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Where do you want to go to camp?

I mean, I guess today south didn't work out, so tomorrow we'll go east.

I don't know what to say, Josh.

We walked south all day, okay?

We walked south all fucking day.

I don't know how we ended up here.

What?

That's the last fucking day you carried the compass.

You have your own, don't you?

You could use it.

I don't have a fucking compass.

It's in your bag.

You told me that the other day.

You told me you have a compass.

Use this.

Use it.

I don't have a fucking... If I had a fucking

compass, I'd have my fucking compass out.

What do you want to do?

What do you want to do?

I'm fucking dying.

We're not going to die in here, okay?

We're not going to...

We're not going to...

Fucking fuck!

Fucking fuck!

Fucking fucking cunhead shit!

Fucking fuck, you fuck!

You fucking fuck!

Don't come after me.

Can we please calm Josh down together?

Mike?

Mike!

Can we please calm Josh down together?

He doesn't listen to me.

You have to listen anyway.

I... I don't... I can't believe that it's still on.

I don't know what to do.

What the fuck are we going to do?

We're going to fucking die.

How can we be at the same log if we were going south all day?

How is that possible?

I don't know!

You have a compass!

Do we have a plan B?

Somebody please tell me we have a plan B.

Yeah, let's sleep with the fucking witches again.

Look, crying is not going to help anything.

We need to calm down and come up with a plan B.

I want to give you a cigarette.

We don't have any more cigarettes, man.

We don't have any more of anything!

We don't have any more of anything!

Do you understand?

We need to sit down and calm down and come up with a plan B, okay?

Ok?

Ok?

Ok?

Ok?

Ok?

Ok.

Ok.

Ok, let's just sit.

Let's just sit.

Let's just sit.

I don't know what to do.

So...

I don't know what else to say.

I don't know what to do.

I envisioned myself coming up with a brilliant plan... just now.

That something was gonna... make sense.

But not only shit makes sense anymore.

I just have to stay in control.

I have to stay in control.

Because if I fall apart and Josh is falling apart...

we're not gonna get anywhere and we are gonna die out here.

Somebody has to stay in control of the situation...

and that person apparently has to be me.

Mikey, come on, man.

You alright?

I'm fucking scared.

I'm sorry I lost the map.

I'm so sorry I lost it, dude.

It's alright.

It's alright.

I'm so sorry I lost the map.

It's alright.

We're way beyond that.

You okay?

We're way beyond that.

Way beyond that.

It's okay.

I don't want to get fucking on the train.

I don't want them to come back.

Whatever that shit is!

Stay away!

Stay the fuck away!

Do you expect me to do something or say something?

I'm gonna make movies, Heather.

Isn't that what we're here to do?

Let's make some movies.

Please let's not fight.

Please.

Come on, I can't.

I can't listen to fighting.

I can't fight.

We're screwed and that's it.

Please stop fighting.

Both of you.

I'll do the first watch.

I got first watch.

Come on, you can do better than that.

We have things to prepare for here.

Okay, here's your motivation.

You're lost.

You're angry in the woods.

And no one here is here to help you.

There's a fucking witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door.

There's no one here to help you.

She left little trinkets.

You fucking took one of them.

She ran after us.

There's no one here to help you.

We walked for 15 hours today.

We ended up in the same place.

There's no one here to help you.

That's your motivation!

That's your motivation!

Please stop.

Josh, just quit it.

Come on, man.

You got her back.

Good one.

No, she's still making movies, man.

That's my point.

Please stop.

This is my point here.

It's all I fucking have left, okay?

Just please stop.

Please stop.

Just please stop yelling at me.

Please.

Come on, I'm fucking tired of crying all day here.

We got to think like human beings.

We have things to prepare for.

We got to make shifts.

We got lots to do.

You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?

Come on, man.

Turn it off.

You're getting where she was.

Come on.

Turn it off.

Josh, turn the camera off.

Why are you fucking with me?

I'm just making movies, man.

Man, you got to stop.

I'm not kidding around.

You got to stop.

You can film me all day, man.

It doesn't bother me.

Don't fucking pick on her anymore.

Her nerves are shot.

Your nerves were shot.

I didn't say a word to you.

Why do you have to fuck with her when her nerves are shot?

Because she's still making movies, man.

You're so full of shit, man.

So, I believe that you're done making your movie, Josh?

Nah.

See those lights?

I'm making my movie hard.

I hear ya.

I hear ya.

I'm sorry, man.

Be chill.

That's alright.

I'm sorry, Heather.

Who wants a cheeseburger?

I do, I do.

I got a cheeseburger in my back pocket.

Damn.

Can I have a light cut in this?

You know what I fucking love?

What?

Mashed potatoes.

Mashed potatoes.

Are you sure?

Moms mashed potatoes.

The house is getting very short.

Moms mashed potatoes and a piece of ass.

Dude, I can't believe we're even stitching those pants at this point, man.

Well, I'm cold, man.

I know.

I hear you.

I know.

The smallest comforts you could get are good.

Doesn't it just seem absurd, though, at this point?

Yes, it does.

A lot of things he was sure of.

Like, sleeping right where we were pretty much sleeping last night is pretty...

That's just fucking me up, period.

That's just fucked up, man.

That's just...

Mike!

Huh?

Mike?

What?

Where's Josh?

Did he go out?

What?

Josh?

Did Josh go...

Shit.

Did Josh go out?

He's probably not.

Mike!

What?

Where's Josh?

What?

Where's Josh?

Uh-oh.

Well, he's not fucking here.

Josh!

Why are you taking guard?

Josh!

Shut up!

I thought we were taking guard inside the tent.

Josh!

Shhh!

He probably went for a walk.

You think?

Yeah.

Don't worry about it.

Alright.

Well... What time is it?

It's late.

It's late.

It's late 9.30.

9.30?

That's weird though.

He's never not been here in the morning.

Josh!

Josh!

Fuck Mike.

We never got an earshot.

Josh!

Hold on.

Calm down.

How can I...

Josh!

Josh!

Josh!

Probably at the river or something.

If he was at the river, he could hear me from here.

Josh!

Josh!

Shhh.

Gotta wake him to respond.

Josh!

Heather!

Do you remember what he said yesterday?

What?

About...

About this shit on his back, about Al... Josh!

We didn't even... We didn't even get waking up last night.

Nothing even came to the tent last night.

Last night was a good night.

There's no way... He's just... He's just... He went for a walk.

Josh, if you're fucking with me, I swear to God, I'm gonna kill you!

Let's go!

We gotta find him!

Come on!

We can't even find the car!

How the fuck are we gonna find him?

Come here.

Come on.

No!

No!

Come on!

Come on!

Come here!

Come on!

Come on!

Relax!

He's not... He's just...

He's around!

He's just being a jerk!

He just went out of earshot!

I don't know!

He just went out of earshot!

That's all!

Alright, we'll relax.

We'll break down the tent.

When he's back, we'll be ready to go, okay?

I'm losing my mind, Mike.

Don't worry about hiking.

Please, no camera right now.

Please!

Alright?

He's gotta be right around, okay?

Why isn't he answering?

Because he hasn't answered 18 times we've called him.

He's been out of earshot.

Yeah, but he's always in the tent.

I am always up before both of you guys.

Every fucking morning I'm up before both of you.

Yeah, but he probably just had to go to the bathroom.

Don't worry about it.

He probably just had to go to the bathroom.

Are you telling me that or yourself?

Josh hasn't come back.

I'm over here, Mike!

I don't know if Josh ran off.

I don't...

All his shit's here.

I've got the camera.

I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna hike with that camera, but...

You sure you want to take the fucking camera?

We've gotta take the camera.

How do you feel about East?

How do you feel about East?

Well, South didn't work.

Which Wicked Witch was West?

The Wicked Witch of the East or the Wicked Witch of the West?

The Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.

Let's go East.

I can't believe that this is what it comes down to.

Oh my God.

The Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one, so let's go East.

It's...

It's fucking ridiculous.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

But that's a decision.

That's a decision.

Let's go East.

What the hell's that?

Josh?

Josh?

We're gonna put up the tent now.

You know we've known each other for a week today.

I don't even know you.

I don't really know you either.

I'm just some...

That totem bastard who screams and yells.

No you're not.

No you're not.

I'm really not like that.

I know.

I'm really not.

And I'm not really an A-Laurentine bitch, to be honest.

Not normally anyway.

And I don't think I've yelled so much since I was about 10.

Oh my God.

Three little jerks.

Something about Josh just brings out the mommy in me.

The big old nasty mommy girl.

Whatever.

I don't even fucking know.

Oh shit.

I miss him though.

No, we can't...

We can't do this, Mike.

Okay.

Forget it.

Fuck this.

I don't understand why it's happening to us.

How many people will go on camping trips?

We weren't just going on a camping trip and that's why I feel like it's all my fault.

It's not your fault anymore.

It's nobody's fault.

You can't have a fault for something this enormous.

A human cannot be faulted for something this enormous.

It's impossible.

It's not your fault.

I don't want you to think that.

Okay?

Heather.

Okay.

Look at me.

Good luck to me explaining that to Josh's mom.

Good luck.

It's not your fault.

We have everything documented.

It's not your fault.

Hey.

Hey.

Heather.

Come here.

It's not your fault.

Okay?

It's not your fault.

It's not my fault.

It's not my fault.

It's not my fault.

It's nothing we know about.

There's nothing.

I just want to know how to get out of here.

I don't care about the movie anymore.

Now I'm just taping so in case somebody finds

it, they could find out what happened to us.

They will.

They'll find out.

Only God knows.

God will take care of us.

God will take care of us.

God will take care of us.

I know it.

I don't believe in God.

I know he will.

I know.

I don't believe in God.

What am I supposed to do?

I believe in fairies and witches.

You've got to believe in God if you believe in all that crap.

Oh, your hands are cold.

I know.

I'm scared, Mike.

I'm scared.

I'm scared too.

I'm scared too.

I'm scared.

It's okay.

I'm scared.

It's okay.

I would have a meatball.

Just one meatball.

And a long red glass of wine.

Yeah, I would definitely have a whole fucking bottle of Bordeaux.

And a fresh pack of smokes.

Smokes would be good.

And a long hot bath.

And a big pumpkin pie.

A big pumpkin pie with ice cream.

Warm with melty ice cream.

Yeah, that sounds good.

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday?

Um, it used to be drive to the woods and go hiking.

But, um... I think that...

I think you could scratch that off.

That might change.

Now.

Should we go for it?

Is it a trick?

Josh!

Josh!

Josh!

It's Josh!

Where's it coming from?

Josh!

Josh!

Where are you?

Tell me where you are!

Do you think that's them fucking with us?

Josh!

Is it over here?

No.

It's over here.

Josh!

We'll look for him.

I don't know if it's really him.

I don't know if it's really him.

Josh!

Josh!

I don't even know where it was.

Josh!

Tell me where you are, Josh!

Mike, please don't fall asleep.

I can't fall asleep.

Josh!

Whatever it is, he knows that Josh is gone.

If that was Josh, you would have said where he was.

Whatever it was sounded like Josh.

If I get out of this sleeping bag, that means the day

has officially begun and we have to start hiking again.

I just don't know how far I can go today.

I'm

going to have to get up eventually.

Let's see.

I just want to show that Mike is here.

Here.

He's sleeping.

Oh, shit.

The hell is that?

Mike!

What?

What?

There's something out here.

What is it?

Oh, it's covered in that fucking goop again.

That's Josh's shirt.

Is that his hair?

What?

It's hair.

What the?

Okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay.

Maybe, maybe it just wants Josh.

I don't know.

Maybe it's all over now.

Maybe Josh did something incredibly wrong that we don't even know about.

And this is how...

I guess Josh didn't find the car.

Oh, man.

This isn't good.

Whatever it is, Mike, it got him.

I knew that yesterday.

Yeah, but now you can't fucking deny it.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

It's got three different kinds of hair on it.

Oh.

No.

Oh, no.

No.

No.

No.

No.

I don't...

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, and it's definitely human hair.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, I'm just gonna move it from the front of the tent.

No, wait a minute.

Okay?

I'm taking it away.

I'm taking it away from the front of the tent.

I'm just throwing it.

Okay.

Hello in there.

Mike's about ready to snap.

Hello in there, anybody home?

And I know I'm not much consolation at this point.

Hello.

All I can do is tape.

Hello in there.

What else can I do?

Hello.

Hello in there, Mr. Guy.

Are you home?

You home?

Hello?

Hey, Mr. Guy, are you home?

In the hole?

Hey, are you home?

Hello in there.

Hey, come on out.

Come on out, are you home?

Hello?

Hello?

Ow!

Hello?

Mike.

What?

Just take a deep breath, okay?

Take a deep breath.

Take a deep breath.

It's all right.

I'm gonna be okay, Mike.

I'm gonna be okay.

Okay?

Somebody's got me away.

Is there anybody in there?

Is there anybody in that hole?

Is there anybody in that hole?

Anybody?

Come on and wake up!

Come on and wake up.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

We'll just keep walking.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I found some cigarettes.

I found them all the way at the bottom of my pack.

This means we're still alive because we're smoking.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm good.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm a little calmer now and we're sitting down.

I just want to go over and look at this again.

It's all full of blood.

I'm a little excathon.

You, I know.

It's strange.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Josh is dead.

Please, if anyone finds this, just...

Oh shit.

It's Josh's teeth wrapped up in Josh's shirt and Josh's hair.

I am so glad I didn't open this in front of Mike

because he would not be able to handle it now.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

We are gonna get it out of here...

Okay, okay, see?

Yeah?

I'm okay!

I'm just washing my hands off.

I'm just washing my hands off!

I'm doing fine.

I'm gonna put my gloves on.

I'm gonna put my gloves on my hands.

You all right?

I'm okay.

You need help?

No, no, no.

I'm okay.

What happened?

Nothing, nothing happened.

I'm just very hungry and I'm very tired and I'm

very scared and I just want to go home, okay?

Okay.

But I'm fine and we're both okay.

Ow, my hair is gone.

Okay, I'm going to give you the camera back now.

Let me just get my belt on.

Okay.

Are you sure you're all right?

Uh-huh.

We're going to keep moving.

Then I'm going to keep shooting.

Keep shooting, okay?

Please find whoever did this to Joshua.

Please, someone.

Please find them before they do it to us.

2,130 games.

One more season and Cal Ripken is king!

Cal Ripken is king!

And I won't get to see it!

Get off me in the woods!

Tell me you're not eating a dry leaf.

I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom.

And I'm sorry to everyone.

I was very naive.

I was very naive.

I was very naive and very stupid.

And I shouldn't have put other people in danger for something that was all about me

and my selfish motives.

I am so, so sorry for everything that has happened.

Because, in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault.

Because it was my project.

And I insisted.

I insisted on everything.

I insisted that we weren't lost.

I insisted that we keep going.

I insisted that we walk south.

Everything had to be my way.

And this is where we've ended up.

And it's all because of me that we're here now.

Hungry.

And cold.

And hunted.

I love you mom.

And dad.

I am so sorry.

It was never my intention to hurt anyone.

And I just hope that's clear.

I am so scared.

What is that?

I am so scared to close my eyes.

I am so scared to open them.

I am so scared to open them.

I am so scared to die out of here.

What is the matter?

Hmm?

I am so scared we are going to die out here.

Me too.

I know.

I know.

And I don't...

And there's nothing we can do about it.

I know.

Every night we just wait for them to come.

Listen.

Heather.

What?

If they come tonight...

What?

I am going for them.

With a lot of... With a lot of...

It's not the kind of thing you can go for.

It's not a human thing, Mike.

Oh, I am doing something.

Cause I am not...

I am not letting them...

Do what they did to Josh.

Because...

You don't even know all of what they did to Josh, Mike.

What do you mean?

You don't even know all of what they did to Josh.

What do you mean, I don't know all of you?

I am not going to tell you.

What?

I did very horrible things to Josh.

What did you find this morning?

I did very horrible things to Josh.

What did you find this morning?

I did very horrible things to Josh.

You gotta get that off your chest.

Heather.

Heather.

They did very horrible things to Josh.

Very horrible things.

Heather, you've got to get it off your chest.

They pulled out his teeth, Mike.

And his hair.

With his blood.

And wrapped it up in his shirt.

And wrapped it up in that bundle of twigs.

Because... I left it outside our chest.

And I found it this morning.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because you... you were already scared.

I know.

I'm following it tonight, Heather.

I'm going for it tonight, Heather.

It's just going to scare us every single night unless we do something about it.

What can we do about it?

I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

There's nothing we can do.

I'm going to find out.

I've got to find out.

Because I'm not going to walk around all day tomorrow to do this again.

And then walk around the next day to do it again.

There are no more days for us to walk around, Mike.

It's coming.

It's coming.

It's coming.

It's coming.

I'm just going to try and say this without crying or anything.

This is just a message to everybody.

To... I guess I'll start with my friends.

Every single one of you sons of bitches know who you are.

Every single one of my friends better know who I'm talking to.

I'm not going to name names.

You've all been...

This is ridiculous.

Just go ahead.

You've all been such a huge part of what makes me up.

My composition.

The times that me and each of you have shared together are enormous.

I never want you to forget them.

I want you to carry them on with...

With you if I die.

Because I think I'm gonna.

Please carry the times on.

And I will look over you and give you so many smiles.

I promise I will.

I love you.

To the woman I love...

That wink is for you.

You know who you are.

You're my better.

I want you to live a life that's so full and so rich.

Just take me with you.

I want you to be happy whatever it takes.

I know you're gonna miss me.

But I want you to smile.

Because you got the most beautiful smile in the whole world.

And I love you.

My family.

My mom.

My dad.

My brothers and sisters.

I am so proud...

To carry our name.

And we've been through so much together.

And I have always carried...

All your best and all your worst with me.

And I will take you with me where I'm going.

And don't worry mom.

I'm going to heaven.

Because I've been an angel.

I will always carry all of you with me.

Always.

Always.

You guys stay together.

That's what a family is meant to do.

I love you.

Every single one of you that knows it...

Will never forget it.

Just don't ever forget it.

And I will watch...

As best I can.

And every time you see something flying over your head.

Or something.

Some kind of...

Eagle or...

Just look for signs.

Because I'm all about giving them.

You got it?

You ready?

No water!

Please stop going.

You ready?

Here, take it back.

It can't be him.

Holy shit.

It's a house.

Watch your step.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Mike!

Come on.

Where are you?

Come on!

In the house!

Mike, where are you?

I'm right here!

Where is he?

Mike!

Mike, please!

Oh, Jesus.

I'm going upstairs.

I hear him.

I hear him.

I hear you!

Josh!

I'm going upstairs!

You hear that?

You hear that?

Where is he?

Where are you?

Where are you?

Come on!

Josh!

I hear him downstairs!

Come on!

I hear him downstairs!

Josh!

Josh!

Is that you down there?

Mike!

Mike!

Mike!

Hey, why are you doing this?

AHHHHH!