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ELSTREE CALLING (literal translation) - 1930

Elstree calling

and sincerely, Tommy Handley, advertising

wonders you will never see.

Well, think about streaming, if you can bear it,

think I say and having thought,

think again!

What I mean to say, think of me here and you there,

all the world, among the ether,

sorry, any of us.

then think of the cinema,

beautiful ladies, beautiful girls

of hollywood and coast valleys and

like a miracle, everyone goes to your door,

for this wonderful invention, from television.

Lying in your lap as it were

when, where, are they now, you and your theater

have the privilege of hearing and seeing for the first time

an all-star entertainment, approved and reviewed

televised from our studio in Elstree.

Now hold tight to your cats whiskers I'm about to call you

to the biggest movie studio in your home.

Wonderful invention.

Oh, let's see, wait a minute, wait one minute, she comes.

For the first time in the world...

Where is it?

One minute, one minute, I'm coming!

Look!

You will hear and see

Little Teddy Brown and His Band

playing for you.

Popular music, talking about Teddy Brown, I have something very interesting from him here.

The prices of the 5 fat stocks, sorry, that's wrong.

Where are you now? oh, here we are.

A big balloon landed in the south

and the, no, I'm afraid it is too wrong, oh, here we are.

List of winning jockeys �...

It's very sad that I lost somewhere,

however, I must talk about that later.

Well now you'll see and hear

the three eddies

the Blackface Trio, from Blackface.

Why didn't you leave the thing how was?

Well never done this before here which one Is his motto doing here?

why this business doesn't it work?

Can't wait to call?

Here!

Who put this here?

Do you believe that the child left this here?

No, never!

Come up and hear the act,

you said you can hear something about this!

Here!

And look, let's go, you where this will stop.

I'm here, can I help?

- How's it going, fine. - George says which is a first for any house.

- All right, I'll wait for the Three Eddies - Now I'll take a look at the Three Eddies.

Ladies and gentlemen, just before the Three Eddies,

I...

Helen Burnell and the Chorus Ladies

from the magazine of the Adelphi Theater

the House that Jack Built, will sing for you

My Heart Is Saying.

now speaking to the section public mail,

I would like to say that I have the

names and addresses

of all these young women and can be found

any Saturday night at any police station.

Many years ago a poet said...

fools fall where angels afraid to step.

However, my dear, it rarely gets me wrong.

But he said he met someone yesterday;

my heart and my head exploded,

Now I feel that my head can't play no more.

My heart is saying

dancing very dear, by the way how she kisses you or heads for love.

I wonder...

I give it to him by saying

they try, but they're never in love.

I want to meet you until miss me,

when it's just a moment of emotion.

he loves me when he kisses me,

I wonder if he still loves me. I wonder...

My heart is saying...

oh, why not trust in this strange...

My head is saying that the theme is dangerous in love.

Your heart is playing tricks on your head should be ruling you, my son.

Until your head and heart are reconciled,

you will all be at sea and running wild.

Trust your heart to show the way,

And this will lead you astray!

Because he brings you roses. why the hell Do you think he's real?

How many girls thought the same What are you?

Falling in love is an easy thing to do!

Such an easy thing to do!

Oh, let that be a warning. Love, love, love is a mystery;

every thought that ignites your heart.

Love, love, pages of history proved that nothing more than a game.

No, your heart is deceiving you; your head doesn't believe you.

Upside down in love one man can fall,

Probably he is not in love, and still you fall in love!

My heart is saying...

Who loves him very, very much!

My head is saying,

that men were deceivers always.

My heart is saying...

oh, why not trust in this strange...

my head is saying that the theme is very dangerous in love!

My heart is saying...

oh, why not trust in this strange...

my head is saying that the theme is very dangerous in love.

Who has nothing? It was fast, Lily Morris it's coming, look, it's going to be late!

come there, as you like!

Ladies and gentlemen,

it will be a pleasure to present to you Shakespeare!

It will be nobler in our spirit...

I mean, it's a very hard job. here because the direction...

But anyway, my contract stipulates that...

Well, you see they don't want me to do...

my Shakespeare even if I told them...

that you can do Shakespeare

as fun as lily morris, what comes next

and well, I'll show them...

whether they like it or not, I will show them...

like you or not!

because Shakespeare is undoubtedly...

Why am I dressed in these pretty clothes,

what's the matter with me, I was made for 22 grooms,

This will make 23.

22 girls I helped unraveling

no doubt looks a bit strange,

be maid of honor It's not good for me

and a change would be welcome.

Why I'm always a lady of honor,

never the bride made up? Ding, dong, the wedding bells,

only play for other girls.

But one fine day, whatever soon, I will wake up in the morning,

on my own honeymoon.

22 times I went to church

following the bride down the aisle,

22 girls answered "I promise"

meaning "I don't promise"

22 couples I saw leave

just him and her alone,

22 times I wished it was me

and I went home alone from my mother.

Why am I always the bridesmaid,

never the bride with makeup, ding, dong, the wedding bells,

only touch for other girls,

but on a fine day, whatever soon,

I will wake up in the morning

on my own honeymoon.

I had a good chance one week or two ago,

took my boy home for tea.

Mom got playful and gave him a pinch,

and he pinched my mother right in front of me,

Being a widow, she knew what to do it's no use complaining,

when they got married today, for you to see,

I was just the maid of honor again.

Why I'm always a lady of honor, never the bride with makeup.

ding, dong, wedding bells,

only touch to other girls.

but on a fine day,

and may it be soon,

I will wake up in the morning

of my own honeymoon.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, a little surprise for you.

you will hear our latest and better

hyper, super, all stereoscopic, all sung, all danced, all

sneezing, all talking and every exciting thriller.

This production is the most stupendous,

the most inspiring the most fishy

production already presented to the public.

The Book of Ananias

and the music theme by bicarbonate of sodium and the additional letters.

by gun, starring these acquaintances Jamison Thomas film artists

John Longdon and Mrs.... Mrs. Woman

the apartment of Mrs. Woman, was furnished by Hamptons and cigarettes,

by the way, a dirty job and no flowers at the request of the entire production.

under the personal supervision of Ms. Freeman and Hardy assisted, again, by Will.

Why don't you make up your mind? let's run away!

What are you afraid of?

you still want to choose between your husband and me?

My God! I'm in the wrong apartment!

I am sergeant major,

I am a man of war...

when I feel good,

how I grieve and roar.

I have to deal with soldiers and my company,

why then what the hell have for me!

I'm an ordinary man walking again,

I'm the star of the parade

and walked with me the way that I demand to say your name

my foot pain doesn't it bothered me, but that's how I fell!

I sweat a lot and start walking the runway!

The young women you ended up to see are the Charlot Girls.

personally chosen by André Charlot, the famous magazine producer.

By the way, I chose one or two too, Yeah, by the way, like the man said

when he threw his wife to out of the shadow bank.

Now I'm going to call you to Russia,

Russia, as you know, well, It's full of Russians.

and if you want to go there, just take a tram to india

then take the first turn to the left and fall down the cliff and

and go ahead, and behold you are in russia.

Now I will show you how to juggle with three balls in the left hand.

*(singing in Russian The Balalaika Choral Orchestra)

Ladies and gentlemen, do you know that Bernard Shaw

wrote a new play. now this piece was produced with tremendous success...

- Are you Mr. Halbert? - But, yes, that is,

- I have a letter of introduction. - "Sir, the bearer of this is a man,

I know, "for many years he has been the most efficient man I have ever met,

its reliability is unlimited, the integrity beyond reproach,

and he is the most versatile man that you've ever met."

- Who write this? - I, my dear, but that is not possible now,

no man can succeed today without making quick decisions.

I analyzed myself deeply and nothing will change my conviction

that I am the man you want.

I didn't make this decision without

careful deliberation, thinking that you you may not know exactly what you want,

for me, but that's where I can be from one estimable value for you,

by pointing out the vital things that now missing the choir singing.

It's all about the efficiency of mental speed, It's the screaming need of that moment.

I said mental efficiency, I told you it happened that one of his feet was

bigger than the other, has it occurred to you that your nose

it's not correct, have you ever stayed up at night

reflecting on these problems,

now i tell you that this country

need better methods of sales.

Roy Gorge said this, baldwin said that

and I said it.

push and see that our sellers

needs energy, confidence!

Have driving force, take your point home!

Never accept a no as response!

Trust in systems and courtesy!

We must adapt our products to the needs of our customers!

ultra models give them what they want, flexibility,

inventiveness, send ambassadors from commerce to all places

and let this be your slogan reliability and fair prices,

and let this be your slogan of reliability!

Everywhere we are losing our markets, but I have the medicine,

a lot of capital, a lot of credit, much courtesy!

All the press in the country agrees with me, yes absolutely!

I tell all the press that the country agreed with me!

now they will tell you what I said, they will say the way to save our trade

� advertising by blowing our own trumpet and coin!

Now wait a minute, whatever now you know if you have any ideas

part, you know, this has already happened, yes!

has it occurred to you, you know what made sunlight so famous?

you know what it's for the solar soap yes, I know!

wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm killing you right now, you know!

that the maintenance of Austin cars Is it between 600 and 700 a week?

and you know why it's due Is it push and go energy?

And a lot of courtesy, wait a minute, wait a minute, what's the

problem with you now?

You came to me now and you

Didn't you do that, yes and it won't do that

yes and then you do it!

yes, i will do it now, I don't want that and I

don't mind about it and i don't care I care about it, but don't do it

I won't have it I don't understand this

don't be a silly boy, don't be

a silly boy, you silly boy!

a silly boy, you silly boy!

a silly boy, you silly boy!

Now there's a lot of what you say I have very pleased to admit indeed!

Touch here!

I can't say how happy I am for having this unique opportunity

thank you for your courtesy!

Oh well, as Shakespeare says in scene two,

in the first act of Macbeth, what a bloody man he is!

We got really lucky the other day to catch Mr. Will Fyffe,

the famous Scottish comedian, just before leaving for America.

actually we found it on the main side,

at six o'clock in the morning, trying get a worker's pass.

anyway, we set up our recorders and cameras

and persuaded Mr. Fyffe to give us a brief talk

about the country in general or about Scotch whiskey,

that loses flavor when taken for more than four.

And now for some whiskey. Speaking of Will Fyffe, I...

Goodbye guys!

See you later, goodbye!

Goodbye!

Goodbye, boys!

See you later girls!

Goodbye, if I don't see you through... goodbye...

I know it's great kindness of those guys you know.

Goodbye guys...

Goodbye girls!

I know you are wonderfully kind of these guys you know,

they all went down to see me go

I'm cruising on the Levi Nathan, to mean,

Leviathan for America I always call it

Levi Nathan I know many of the ship's owners

of course, man, have you ever been to america

before you know it i will out there to collect again

of course someone has to get it back again

but i will never forget the day that wife and I landed in America

on the first visit I made there

We disembark at the customs

you know it was very funny, me told to get a show

quickly because most from my luggage

it was leaking and so we disembarked, and I caught one of the 40 thieves in New York,

do you know the taxi drivers

and I said to this guy,

I said how much will you charge me to take me to the Biltmore Hotel.

He said a dollar and a half, I said what about my luggage?

Oh, he said they always take luggage in America for free,

so I sent my luggage to the hotel and my wife and I,

we climbed into the luggage, and you know,

we had a lot of fun there, man, It's a very expensive place

more expensive, you know it cost me five dollars,

in three days and maybe it's almost a pound,

remember i had my wife and my manager with me and of course

you can understand, but remember, I wasn't always lucky in New York,

without fear I had an operation when I was there, see, they had my left leg

that they still have

in a bottle with a label on the bottle says "the only thing you can take from a Scotsman",

but it looks like something that occurred to me,

Of course I was unconscious at the time I would never regret it, but a funny thing happened during the operation

you know i was in the room surgery and coming out of anesthesia,

I was still in the operating room and I noticed that the curtains had been lowered

and I didn't like the look of it then told the doctor, an Irishman, by the way.

Said why have the blinds drawn, he said it's alright scottish,

I said I want to know he says well I will tell you why they are down.

He said that during the operation that we were doing it on your leg,

the hotel across the road caught fire

and we thought that if you woke up and see the flames,

you might think that the operation was not a success,

but i'm fine and very happy to be able to come back again,

because there are a lot of Scots going to America now, you know,

and no wonder, look at the price of the food, did you notice that

when I heard a workman in Glasgow on the Gallagher the other day talking about it.

Just wait a minute I I'll tell you all about it.

When happiness costs so much, It really is time for something to be done

changing the way of administering the country. They don't do things the way they should,

just take for example the price of the food.

That's twelve and one tanner per bottle, That's what it's costing today!

Twelve and a tanner a bottle Man, it's like your pleasure!

Before you have a little draping, you have to spend what you have.

How can a guy be happy.

When happiness costs so much!

There are taxes on it, taxes on that.

While people get fat, they get fat, ok, with old adventures of mine,

when whiskey was cheap, it was made like wine.

No, I don't see them, I'm sorry to say,

i slip on the corner and I drink for myself.

It's twelve and a tanner per bottle

That's what it's costing today.

Twelve and a tanner a bottle,

Man, how is your pleasure!

Before you can have a little draped,

You have to spend what you have.

Ah, how can a guy be happy,

when happiness costs so much! Very beautiful!

That's twelve and a tanner per bottle,

this is what it's costing today!

Twelve and a tanner a bottle,

Man, it's like your pleasure away!

Before you can have a little draped,

you have to spend what you have.

Ah, how can a guy be happy,

When happiness costs so much!

- Girls from Charlot, they call you immediately, yes? - Okay.

In fact,

this is the only thing i I have to come to tell you

a little more about the Shakespearean act that I will present

for later.

as you know, Shakespeare is usually presented

in a somewhat monotonous way and uninteresting

Let's take, for example, the famous soliloquy

of Hamlet in which Hamlet himself

says "to be or not to be",

To be or not to be, that is the question!

What is more noble, to bear the darts

and the stones of outrageous luck, or against

against a sea of ​​mistakes

rise up, annihilating it?

die, sleep no more, that's the problem,

but when you see my version that I am determined to present,

despite the direction, you will notice that in this version i give you romance

mother, love sex appeal, youth,

and, above all, patriotism you become remember those wonderful words

that Shakespeare put in his mouth of Henry V,

he said once more in the gap, Dear friends

one more time and fill all this gap with dead English, the razor the man

with souls so dead, never for yourself said England, my England!

In politics you will always find... a man who pulls the strings,

A modest gentleman whose time It's spent organizing little things!

Although I am a lowly servant, the house is managed by me.

Backstage I'm never seen, I'm an aunt to everyone!

I know how much each bedding costs and every piece of lace,

A lady's servant is always up to date.

I know how much it costs to maintain my lady's face in place,

And what is it that makes your wrinkles disappear.

I know the family quarrels and peaceful day by day,

And I know the little things that make the boss get lost.

And I know who the mistress is when...

the mistress is far away!

A lady's servant is always up to date!

A lady's servant it's always...

Hopefully we'll have Teddy Brown after this set, it goes wonderful, up there!

Yes, but there are sets and sets.

Give me the soldering iron.

Remember forced me to fight for what you are trying to do

it's my turn and not you pisses me off now

or i will yell at you now will listen I will show you

something I've been practicing have you heard a locomotive leaving us young?

- I don't think so. - And you boys have to go now, I'll show you.

As before.

Listen have you ever seen a parade no? Did you see?

Have you ever seen a parade? I have one for the eight of you.

It's a bag, it's a bag, it's a bag!

I'll show you how to make a band for real, as you know.

Something full of vitality, oh, you know.

It's all resolved and in a lot soon you will see

Shakespeare one hundred percent entertainment and

You know it's funny how they know where to find me

in fact,

they want before,

they want me to read the bulletin weather report I missed last time.

Let's see here.

However, here is today's summary of

air ministry weather report there is a deep depression traveling

from the north and my mother-in-law arrives here tonight.

There was a cuckoo sound in Iceland this morning, what is considered a good sign

for the future of the new pineapple crop in Vladivostok.

Snow fell in Limehouse last night, for there was nothing to hold her.

Now, in addition to these facts, I understand that Mr. Jack Halbert,

of the Adelphi Theater, it is of the opinion that we owe some opera in this magazine.

As you know, Mr. Albert had his voice Trained by the well-known Swiss "yodeler"

young frau and he gathered three friends his from Covent Garden

he does not say whether in opera or in the market,

however, they will enter a small four-part harmony.

I say to you, you say to me.

I love you!

We will never be sad, happy we will be

just happy...

I will tell you, you will say to me

I love you, we will never be sad, happy we will be,

happy we will only be...

I will tell you, you will say to me,

I love you...

we will never be sad, happy we will be,

happy we will only be.

I will tell you, you will say to me,

I love you...

I will tell you, you will say to me

I love you...

we will never be sad, happy we will be

Like lovers... do...

And when we...

Mary, Mary!

Mom when you get your Sunday morning newspapers

� almost always problem that you read,

husband and wife always fighting

by separating each one of them will plead!

Now, if a woman wore just a little tact,

With happiness they always would be blessed.

Do the same as me and you we will never have a fight.

Believe me, old man It's one of the best!

I wake up every morning when the clock strikes eight o'clock.

I am always punctual, never, never late,

With a good cup of tea and a small round of toast,

Sporting Life and the Winning Post.

I make it nice and cozy, then I go to work

I do the best I can,

Well I'm just doing what a woman should do,

Because he's just a worker.

at six o'clock, when they open the public houses,

Like a hero he will get out of bed, and then,

and he goes to the pub, you know,

and mixes with your fellow workers.

He teaches them about work, and says: "God bless the worker".

My husband is admired by all!

Come home and have dinner, then go to bed again,

And he falls asleep, exhausted and tired.

I wake up every morning when the clock strikes eight o'clock.

I am always punctual, never, never late.

With a good cup of tea and a small round of toast,

Sporting Life and the Winning Post.

I make it nice and cozy, then I go to work.

I do the best I can.

Well I'm just doing what a woman should do,

because he's just a worker.

I wake up every morning when the clock strikes eight o'clock.

I am always punctual, never, never late,

With a good cup of tea and a small round of toast,

Sporting Life and the Winning Post.

I make it nice and cozy, then I go to work.

I do the best I can.

Well I'm just doing what a woman should do,

Because he's just a worker.

Hello children, hello children, hello children, here is Uncle Pantican calling

and now I wish all children a happy birthday especially

the following: Rip van Winkle Peter Gurney

Peter Davey, Peter Robinson, Uncle Tom Cobbley and all.

Now a little bedtime story for the girls, there was an old woman from Chester

which, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said this as a matter of thought

never crossed my mind, that by the way it is the title of the duet by Jack Halbert

and Helen Burnell who now I will sing for you.

It was a beautiful night for our romance at sea

I never knew how wonderful the romance could be.

I don't know how!

I never thought such a miracle

could be my luck!

I never dreamed that such a miracle could be my destiny.

I can't tell you what emotion nice I have!

Love in sight, on such a night.

Believe me, the thought never crossed my mind.

So you smiled and talked to me

I thought I was dreaming, everything seemed to be at sea.

When you held me in your arms

and kissed me I woke up with a start and ran away.

I knew that I loved you, that you could love me too!

Until you kissed me, the thought never entered my head.

You are in the last beautiful,

at the end of three, it's next.

Well I'll get them soon it's coming lovely.

It's coming... it's coming!

Dance maybe this and that do you lose a lot of fat,

but I'm not a friend of dancing when it's hard!

So if you are a dancer and like to dance but can't calm down,

keep ideas in mind that I have.

When it gets too hot for comfort

and you can't get cones of ice cream,

you can sing, take off your skin and dance in your bones.

Using syncopated music and lazy.

just like those bamboos

you can sing, take off your skin and dance in your bones.

So if you are a dancer and like to dance but can't calm down,

when it gets too hot for comfort

and you can't get cones of ice cream,

you can sing, take off your skin and dance in your bones.

Well, hello everyone, we found room for Mr. Colthrop and his Shakespearean item.

as you know he is the greatest actor Shakespearean in captivity.

he had a lot of training and extensive in Stratford-upon-Avon.

his name is inscribed on the blackboard to this day of all public houses in the city.

he chose for his subject tonight the Taming of the Shrew.

Why I don't know

in which he will make his wonderful personification

by Douglas Fairbanks, he really showed good taste.

choosing its protagonist, Ms. Anna May Wong, now some Shakespeare.

Hello, good man!

Good morning and God bless you, sir! Hey!

And you too, my lord! I came to speak with you.

Hey!

Say...

you don't have a daughter called mary?

Hmm, I mean...

Catherine?

I have!

And I have something to pray for.

Look at me then

and go tell her that Doug came to court her.

My daughter is over there!

Go make your court!

And blessed be your words!

[speaking in a foreign language]

[speaking in a foreign language]

Shut up!

Hey! What a day...

Say, who are you laughing at?

From you, you fool!

Who are you?

I'm William Shakespeare!

Sorry I'm running like these people,

but i have a message urgent for you.

Will Tom Jones, who ran away of his wife and baby,

two months in Australia 22 years ago,

will return immediately when the said baby to end his blockage.

Anyway, leave it be a lesson for you

and they are not very convinced

for the excellent way in which the MS. Cicely Courtneidge will sing.

for you "I'm falling in love"

Late, last night,

I began to shake and shudder;

so, my knees

how the wind hit the trees with the breeze and was gone.

I got a shock, I'm going to the dock... I'm here.

He held my hands, she looked at me then told me.

Sing the cadence is not the flu,

Don't say anything, you fell in love.

Whoever sells to us, he's in the navy and I'm in the sauce,

I fell in love.

He has the big 3D Jolly Sack Tar

Oh! Girls you know they are, the brightest.

I can't be more frank that the boys raised the anchor.

The top sheet of the team, I fell in love.

He is so funny, won't you call me darling,

he just takes me money, I fell in love.

I know you'll show me in addition the

white cliffs of Dover, go me take on top and then push me.

I fell in love.

This is not all!

I mumbled, I think I'll walk on skates today.

I fell I'll tell you the worst,

I fell the first time I walked.

Smarter sailor, I lay down, I fell on the ice,

I got up twice, fell.

Sing a non-flu cadence

Don't tell anyone, you fell in love.

I will tell the nations that I need of intonation

and hot formation, I fell in love.

But when my feet falter I must have space

all night drop and go boom!

I know the ice was so cold we both started sneezing.

I said bend your knees, I fell in love.

His voice is vibrato and mine is It is staccato,

who threw that tomato, I fell in love.

Life is a failure, throw me a dahlia,

he went to Australia, I fell in love.

Here it comes, here it comes...

Good evening everyone. Good night!

Blind, how are you.

TRANSLATION BY FILM AUDIO BY RELATIVE et. Als. - SERGIPE - BRAZIL - 2 03/06/2022