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Hey, guys.

Hi, there.

I'm Crow, the Crow Swarm. And I'm the Herb Queen 40.

We are Mommy and Me.

Mommy and Me.

Hey, them.

We love you guys.

Thank you so much for all of your support and being so much. The support

has been astounding, and we are very, very grateful for it.

So, something we get asked, like,

10 plus times a day is how did this all start?

I probably have glitter everywhere. It was very innocent

and just kind of happened organically. We do live a naked life and we do love

to be naked and hanging out. Nice.

We just we just love to have the openness in our family, in our

relationships. There's no fun when there's clothes on. They're restricting

and hot. They are. And annoying.

How many times a day do you get a wedgie?

A lot.

Exactly.

But, yeah, it's just been a long time coming, I guess.

Yeah. In a way. And it was, yeah, just a natural evolution.

Okay, so, um...

Another factor that's been playing in is I, for years, watched

Mommy and Daddy B go to the club.

And one year, I was even tasked to help with body painting.

And I painted Mommy up to look like Harley Quinn. It was... I did pretty

good, if I do say so myself.

You did amazing.

Yeah. They have always wanted to come with Daddy B or myself or us together

to the club ever since we started really seeing each other.

But we've decided that instead of sitting here and being

boring and just talking about it, we're going to reenact it and show you guys.

So.

Here we go

I honestly don't even know the name of this movie.

I just opened Netflix and hit play.

Listen, I don't know if that's why I'm using it hard, but it's fantastic.

It feels easier to live in your bathtub than to try to name all houses.

A girl gets a little more of a picture of a lady.

And folks, I can't cancel, so just let it happen. Alright, love you, bye!

Don't hit her.

And we're done. And we're done. Okay, good.

Do I need to be wearing a glitter on something? You only do this for two

hours. Do not mess this up. You hear me? This is on you.

Everyone's wearing sequins right now.

Oh, sorry.

Did I spray you? No.

And she's going to be helping us target that younger demographic, meaning women

in their 30s who wish they were in their 20s. Hey, what's up?

I took over your social, so this morning, you tweeted... What is this

movie? Where am I leaving?

Jeez. I don't know.

That was very, very cringy.

How much have you been doing these things? You know, so I've invited Alton

to the Q&A with you today.

What? And the rest of them. What?

That's a permanent part of our lives.

Thank you so much.

Introduced to you, the award-winning author, Greta Sins.

Did you see that? He just, like, ragdolled in his arms.

That was kinda sad.

Or intelligence versus.

Same.

Really? That.

Break off your shirt.

Do we have questions for Loretta?

Yes, studious looking young lady.

What would you like to ask me?

Can you break off your shirt?

Yes, yes.

They were, yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.

Yes, The Lost City of D is Dash's final adventure.

If there even is a next book, it will open with Glovemore receiving the tragic

news of his untimely death.

I just let you do your best, though.

Best character I made.

Best.

She's going to find plenty of fresh young writers full of great ideas. You

can transition gracefully into the shirt-on phase of your modeling career,

and I can be lucky.

Everybody's happy.

I'm already filled up. I'm full. I'm a little satiated.

Okay, how could I visit ancient Greece?

No.

Because ancient Greece is in the past.

Just like Dash.

Okay, you want to know who else is stuck in the past?

You are. You're so afraid of like hurting again and you stop that you're

like a...

human mummy.

I don't know.

Listen to those tomatoes.

You're right.

No, you're right.

Loretta's safe.

I took him in my soul already?

My soul took him?

Oh, did this feel creepy?

I said, don't make it creepy, guys.

I'm so sorry about the setting. I just flew in. It was a real panic to me. You

didn't have time to dress the place up.

I'm reaching lunch, and so I just got them all.

Are you the one who's been emailing me for photos of my feet?

No.

And I promise, what I'm going to show you is going to make you very happy.

But first, I want to tell you about the mysterious room you see before you.

I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

But there is one obsession in particular that has helped me

Now, uh, that's not really what I was hoping for.

So... Let's rewind.

Are you okay with that?

Where am I?

It's not the end of the world.

It's not like it's gonna get us in trouble.

I mean, you and Daddy Brad can play around with other people all the time,

right? Did you call for me?

Yeah. That's a little different.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. For a reason. My body's so drunk.

I'm sorry. I just can wait around and change your mind. That's not true.

Jiggle my belly.

I'm going to be okay.

Jiggle your belly.

Okay!

But

it's sad.

Sir?

We all know I have the worst gag reflex known to mankind.

It's okay, it's not your fault.

The city was filled with lava.

As the volcano became active, it was filled with lava and sunken things rose

to the surface.

The D exposed itself.

The entire city?

Well, no, just the tip.

As soon as I heard rumors of the ruins, I knew I would report the question.

The site?

No, the island.

Let's stop that thought. I've got a good deal. This is where the harbor was.

Now, we've been excavating for about a year now.

One of the kidnapping remains left on day one.

Ah yes, same, same.

That Raffi doesn't like it.

Hey Raffi, he says we're disrespecting his heritage.

But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no,

no,

no,

no, no, no, no, no Shouts.

Uh, leave one hand with them.

That's amazing.

And then what?

I really wish.

Try and see what an exciting opportunity this is for us. I will detect as far as

the exact location it will take.

It's a mobile graphic system.

Like a cuneiform or a hieroglyphics.

Now, if you have other documents that possibly I can compare... Yeah, no luck

there. We need to try and scratch in there. Yeah, well, it's called... It's

used as a depiction of women.

Look, I could wish your dear old, dead, mark-and-knowledge-ist, Coco, was here

to help, but you're not.

So, I'm trying to rat her.

They will come for me.

Who, exactly?

Your many cats?

Oh, I...

I have a hamster, asshole.

You have a hamster, asshole?

No, there was a cock.

You have

a hamster, asshole?

That was fucking hilarious.

don't worry

I just, it's my fault. Not the kidnapping

stuff, but like...

I just need to take it back. I called her.

I'm aware of that.

Yes, that's true.

All right, Alan, I can't be responsible.

I just stay in the car.

In the car.

Hold it.

Yes.

This is me.

Really? Is this what the SEAL teams use?

Only a fool will choose a horse by its color.

Right. Right. You got a thing?

I was on the side back there.

The following is treasure, and then there are some missing pieces, and then

rust, and something about gifts.

Rusting wet.

Oh, didn't say.

It doesn't say.

I need you to do better.

Then next time we won't kidnap a lone and small list.

This shouldn't be this hard!

This is not some corpus grave we're looking for as a monument to a great

man. Can count on that. This is his car that was the first man to build the city

in the Atlantic.

The eyes of the subject would have turned to any word that had an

appearance, as if it were a tower to hold this crown of fire.

All it needs to know is where it is.

I don't know if you recall, but you always said translate it. I translated

it.

Translate it.

One day we're going to laugh about this.

Something bad's going to happen.

I should go back up.

This is pretty awesome.

Nature?

Rain?

Yeah, you're right. But it's very, very important to me that she knows that I

can't do it.

What, you like this movie?

No. No, I just bought snacks and stuff. And she gets a little grumpy when she's

hungry. Like, pressure drops. I get that. I'm a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.

You keep that, by the way?

Okay.

Yeah, that's okay.

You know, boys, I just wanted to, you know, think of me as more than that.

Okay.

Okay,

can I at least do where I am?

Oh,

you're just going to start the mission now?

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Great effort.

I was right in front of you.