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Original subtitles

She is beautiful,

I know her.

She lives next door to me.

And it is...

Baloats,

Baloats,

it says something,

Balavoine.

It wouldn't be...

No ?

Oh, the title,

i'm kidding.

Robert!

What's next?

There's a fly on the screen!

Oh, there's a fly on the screen!

Oh but you can't see it on the screen,

a fly!

This is the worst!

But this one, it's huge,

look at !

Oh yes, she is beautiful!

It's a beautiful fly,

we can say that!

Well wait,

you, what are you doing here?

Well wait! She's on your lens

Well no,

They must have filmed it,

it's not possible,

there !

But you're going away!

Oh !

This is not serious,

all that!

They don't even have respect for the viewer!

Robert!

She is still there,

I know what you want me to do about it.

Go away!

I'm going to get some insecticide,

I'm going to give him his fly face.

You'll see that,

25 years of career,

the first time this has happened to me.

It's not true!

Robert!

She's gone!

Well the fly!

So much the better,

because I was starting to get sick of it,

where she came from.

Robert,

The fly is still there!

Where is it?!

There, on the groom's cheek!

Oh that's not true,

oh the dirt!

What do we do?

We crush it otherwise it will bother us during all the screenings!

Don't move,

you'll see!

It's not okay, is it?

There is no one in this hotel.

How ?

There is no concierge.

Ah,

if,

Mr. Fernand.

SO,

call them.

How ?

Call them.

Ah,

F-E-R-N-A-N-D.

I didn't ask you to call him.

I asked you to call him.

Call!

This is impossible,

he is with the director,

Mr. Joncard,

and the boss,

Mr. Cervoise.

But what does it matter to me?

Nothing to you,

but today is a painful day.

How? Listen,

are you deaf or what?

It's payday,

so the boss is formidable.

So.

Professional misconduct must be punished.

As per usual,

Gentlemen,

the sum of the numbers hit by your darts will be deducted from your pay.

And there's no point in shooting at the side,

because next to the target,

it's the door!

This is absurd!

How ?

I say it's not normal,

Boss

So.

Playing our pay at darts,

huh, it's anti-union.

But I don't want to know,

Me !

So if a boss no longer has the right to punish his staff,

where are we going?

Where are we going?

It’s the gateway to all excesses!

Well, enough talking,

NOW !

Enough talk!

Over to you, Fernand.

Two darts.

Come on.

I only did my duty,

eh.

I refused a room to three couples who came here for a specific purpose.

But that's what I blame you for!

You don't have to interfere with the fantasies of the customers!

Come on, fire!

8 and 6.

860 francs to be withdrawn.

To you,

my dear director.

Punished for stealing 1000 francs from the cash register yesterday.

No, not stolen,

borrowed.

Don't play with words.

You stole 1000 bucks from the till to go and play at the casino with that scoundrel Zerbini.

Here are three darts.

Why three?

One for abusing the trust of your delicious boss.

Yes, well,

candy.

Fire.

Another one for going to play at the casino during your hours of presence.

Fire !

And finally a third for losing like an idiot.

No, not like a fool.

Yes, like a fool,

and on top of that you lost.

Fire, Joncard!

866.

8,660 francs to be withdrawn.

Okay, boss.

This is outrageous.

So, what will I have left?

Your dignity,

Joncard

Your dignity.

How am I going to live?

High roller that you are.

You'll win all that back at the casino.

Come on,

Go on,

come on, gentlemen.

At work.

And with a smile!

What, what's up?

Did you write down the number for me?

So you play me the lottery as usual.

And the complementary?

Oh yes, that's right,

I never think about that one.

What is your father's job?

Cop.

Oh no,

cop, no.

What did you eat for lunch?

Chicken.

Well there you have it,

the 22nd.

Hello little one.

You can call me boss,

it's more than a formality.

In a few weeks,

I will be Mrs. Zerbini.

Not really a little curler?

Yes I know,

Mrs.

Look at him,

but look at him!

We cannot say that it is an Apollo or a Greek statue.

Well no.

Attention,

I'm throwing you out!

But no,

it's my ball that left,

she fell into the globe,

boom,

that's all.

There is no doubt.

There is no doubt!

There is no doubt!

It's not Delon or Belmondo.

You see this guy,

Mrs ?

As I tell you,

he is great,

I like him.

He puts the elector,

he makes me crack.

It surprises you,

huh? It's not vague.

And then,

You don't know what my little kiss gave me?

For a wedding gift?

No. You don't know,

eh ?

A hotel.

Not just any.

A palace.

Mr. Cervoise's grand hotel.

It's not about jobs.

It's not about jobs.

Make your bets

gentlemen.

Nothing is going well.

What's wrong with you?

Are you giving me the cold shoulder?

No, I'm not sulking,

No.

But I don't like your familiarities with my staff,

nor your confidences.

It's none of their business.

Hello, Monique

Full. Are you okay?

Good day sir.

Good evening, Antoine.

Tell me, Has Joncar been here long?

About two hours,

Sir.

He wins?

No, sir,

he loses his shirt.

Well, so much the better.

Tell me, if he needs money,

you advance it to him on the cash register.

You can count on

me, sir.

Thank you, Antoine.

Place your bets, gentlemen.

Uh... The 9th nothing is going well

What? Do you want to offer me this hotel or not?

Yes, I'll buy it from you.

Well then,

it's like i have it!

But it's not that simple,

It's debatable.

You can't buy a hotel like a cigar or a sausage.

Hello President,

How are you ?

I'm doing well ?

And is the lady well?

very good it's going well,

there are...

No, no,

It's debatable.

I want this hotel,

but at my price.

For a song.

Oh, well at the price of the baguette,

you're not going to ruin yourself.

Ah, laugh,

laugh. But I know what I'm talking about,

me, in business.

When I want something,

I have it,

but at my price.

And if this fool...

How are you doing,

Excellencies?

Are you doing well ?

M'a... Finally,

Short.

Gentlemen, do you want me to...

If that fool Cervoise refuses my price,

I destroy it,

I reduce it to dust.

And I force him to give it to me for nothing,

his hotel.

For nothing,

There.

Come,

shall we play a little?

No,

I... Madam...

How are you ?

Are you well?

Sir, madam...

Two knocks,

Please.

Because I love you when you're violent,

my little teddy bear.

Don't call me my little teddy bear,

please.

Yes,

my little duck.

No, not my little teddy bear and not my little duck either.

Not my little anything.

No more laughing.

Nor my little chicken.

Especially not my little chicken because little chickens,

me, so the little ones...

Brief.

You listen,

YOU ?

I don't listen,

Sir.

I hear.

Yes.

And does that amuse you?

No, sir,

I don't find it amusing.

It educates me about this privileged class that you represent.

on which platform,

What did he say there?

Meh,

You know,

intellectuals.

Oh,

Doctor Cohen,

This is the real Dr. Cohen!

How are you ?

I'm doing well,

well, well,

GOOD !

Would you like a drink?

But gladly!

Good evening doctor!

Good evening !

My,

finally, my...

My...

uh...

Ah! Oh!

Oh !

Ah!

My back!

Ouch, ouch,

ouch, ouch,

ouch, ouch!

What ouch?

Oh,

well if we can no longer suffer by saying ouch,

so... Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

I bring you your new darts,

boss.

Oh,

Maryse!

That's nice,

show them to me.

Oh, they are beautiful.

Oh,

well tapered the tips.

Very sharp.

Are you happy?

Oh,

delighted,

delighted, delighted.

And Servoise,

Goodbye.

At Servoise,

at the Palace Hotel.

Do you know the way?

Me, know,

you felt them.

You are sure you have not made a mistake in China,

Sir ?

You are not surprised,

see chinese taxi,

Portuguese or Russian?

Oh no,

not...

No.

So why scare yourself,

see indian taxi?

Ah good,

we are not afraid,

we surprise ourselves.

Yes,

especially in Deauville.

My wife,

gazelle horn,

suffered from bronchial problems.

Air Normandy,

better than Arizona.

Oh well we didn't know that,

we never say anything either.

No, no,

I don't know.

But me,

here,

have family,

a star.

Oh yes,

and this?

Smart Bison.

Oh,

Yes,

smart bison,

do you realize?

My friend and I,

we love him very much,

bison.

But me,

not yet met,

seen only on tourist folders.

Give me the old ones,

I'm getting out of it.

You have,

Sir ?

But yes, my little Maryse,

THANKS.

I'm being shot at!

Yet, I have nothing to rest on.

Face,

not to attack!

You go out,

me cover you!

Oh yes, put us to bed,

Thank you. Yes.

Yes, it's a little spell,

It's a little spell.

It's a little spell.

Legure, my legure boss.

Willingly, willingly.

Okay, sir.

Only admit it to farts.

Let's go and get together.

What is it, you tell us?

I will have a terrible page.

Me, eye of lightning,

I light up and I'm not happy.

And what does lightning mean?

I apologize,

but shit.

To everyone.

Come on, Bale,

right away !

Oh yeah, come on,

right away,

here we go!

Hiyaaaah!

Hiyaaaah!

Hurt you over there,

eh ?

Ah!

But what is this?!

Aaaaaah!

Let's take shelter!

Excuse us,

Sir...

But he was weird!

He was weird!

But !

Master plan!

Ah!

An Indian!

But are you shooting a western here or something?

You not dead?

No,

it's a miracle.

I am you.

It's curious,

This Indian looks like Paul Newman,

I should have asked him for a rap act.

Is anyone there?

Mr. Huck!

Mr. Huck,

Please,

don't leave me here.

Oh well then!

I told Ginette,

take shelter,

and then suddenly,

I don't know,

I don't know...

What happened?

I had a hole there.

A little thing,

little thing.

Your coat.

Oh, well you know that well,

Mr. Stenberg.

Oh, but your pole,

give it to me,

finally I speak,

you don't see,

it's a laugh. Oh,

Sir,

We came to visit you with me.

Oh well,

It was you who received me.

Ah, sir,

you pay short for this trip to me.

He still wants Sioux,

him.

He wants Sioux.

Ah,

well no.

To give nothing to me.

Nothing, people,

No.

You will have wanted.

You declare war on the eye of Faudère-Chemal-Lunet.

If you want.

Hey, hey,

you let us know the shortcomings of this now,

eh.

Yeah, and then go back to your reserve and we've seen enough of you,

bad French!

Well... Shh.

Oh, Mr. Zervini.

You know my name funny enough.

Madam,

How happy I am to welcome you to our establishment.

It's your welcome,

pardon.

How elegant,

my women.

Oh! You can't make the word human,

Peter, please?

Grachis.

So.

I guess you come to visit this monster,

the Servois.

Ah ah!

He is there,

the monster.

Ah,

but God,

I...

No, but I was joking.

I can't.

In your opinion,

what you just said,

How much will it cost you on your next watch?

I don't know.

Are you letting me surprise you?

With joy.

What do we say?

THANKS.

Thank you who?

THANKS,

boss.

And what else?

THANKS,

my dear boss.

This boy is good,

he is good,

isn't it?

And even,

You know,

he has great affection for me.

So, Jean-Cart,

don't be shy,

tell me you love me.

That is to say that...

Make the queen pull with this,

it's there.

You love me,

we are against us,

let's see.

Well, I love you,

Sir.

Say it better than that.

I love you,

Sir.

Do you see what is touching in our times?

It's the love employees have for their boss.

That's why business is booming.

I was just going to say that,

but...

Come on, you come,

my friends.

There are...

I know, I know,

we don't talk to each other.

Yes, me.

No, I can't.

Oh no, no,

no. Not you,

not you, not you.

You will do me the pleasure of filling in the hole in front of the chalet.

There is a hole.

Yes, sir.

It's not just in the crate.

There are some outside too.

Come on, hop.

Go ahead.

He is great,

this hotel.

Oh, I can already see myself there.

Eh, pop,

you're just like that.

Ah, me,

it helps him,

it killed me.

I sing,

it's going well,

what has closed.

Eh, eh...

And here is the tarpaulin,

I...

Here is the blouse!

The money,

What !

Oh, say,

my little chip,

Do you think he will give it to us?

I will buy it for him,

even if he doesn't want to sell it to me.

The money,

There,

do this,

do this,

cabbage, cabbage!

How so,

the tithe,

this end?

No bad news,

I hope ?

No, on the contrary!

He was an Emir of Kuwait,

and he's been after me for three months!

He wants to buy my hotel.

Very expensive.

An orgy of petrodollars.

In addition,

he wants to offer me a royal apartment in Paris,

two Arab servants,

a Rolls Royce.

No. Yes,

only me,

I want him to feed me super for the rest of my life.

And he accepted.

Oh no,

he refused.

He is stubborn.

But me too,

I am stubborn.

I won't sell him my hotel.

What's going on?

Me,

without having been paid,

race you have here.

Yes.

Me, fly.

And me, send message,

assign to syndicated page.

Or come and attack a hotel.

No, no,

no, we'll fix that.

With false eye behind,

moon path.

We can't get along,

we pay.

Ah,

excuse me,

and this,

What is it for?

That, same,

to correct spelling mistake.

Ah, very good.

Okay, listen,

with 100 balls,

How's it going ?

No,

you pay two flat tires per pale face.

I would have seen everything.

Okay, then 50 more.

With acknowledgement of receipt,

more expensive.

Well, so,

50 more still.

Are you okay with that now?

How are you.

But before you go,

me, cancel message.

Ah.

How much will it cost me?

Nothing.

That's for me.

Free.

At my expense.

Shit.

What ?

Me having burst a cloud.

To your health.

And how much do you want to buy it from me?

my palace?

Well,

I had...

What do I hear?

I don't hear.

I said 6...

8 million.

If it's in cents,

you insult me.

If it is in heavy francs,

you pain me.

You see,

in both cases,

you upset me.

Cabbage,

You're not going to upset Mr.

Beer,

Finally,

You're not going to skimp on a few tickets.

Hey hey hey,

SO,

SO,

How much ?

How much ?

Well,

I'm going to go up a little bit,

a little bit,

that's all, a little bit.

But without your restlessness,

you will climb up to the...

Huh, but your...

What do you think,

there are ten million of them?

Finally, billions,

what. A billion?

Yes, that's it,

a billion.

What ?

Not the innate,

a billion,

300 million,

that's it, it's okay.

3 billion.

3 billion.

You fell on your head,

Savoise?

Oh no, no,

No, not al all,

no way.

Neither does the Emir of Cow-Ed.

That's exactly what he offers me,

with a few extra scraps.

Well, for me.

Well, there's your flaw.

You shouldn't act rich when you don't have a penny.

You tell me that,

me? But you know what you are,

me. I'll tell you what you are,

Me.

You are a...

Tell him,

tell him. Gounievier.

What ?

Gounivier.

Gounivier.

Yes,

yes, dad,

do...

brown clerk that's what you are the insult and the defense of the weak ah ah ah the insult ah well that's how it is I don't have that yet who we're leaving come on I'm coming how ah yes well yes how and you boys there buckled there hop hop the door the door the door it's said ah

ah ah hurry up hurry up you're going to come on come on here you go hurry up

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ho ho ho! Shush!

Mr. Brown!

You made us express ourselves!

We would have used the bitter balm!

Oh, it's not my fault if your clothes are of poor quality,

huh! What do you say?

Good,

you will find your mecrote!

No, it's okay,

but if I'm going to do something bad,

come on, i don't care!

Mr. Brown,

There's too much ink for nothing!

How should we feed it?

Ah but Sandrine!

You're going to give me back my fur coat!

Oh yeah,

on another tomb!

Are you going to give me back my fur coat?

Yeah, on another tomb...

Give me back my fur coat!

Well, on another tomb...

Ah well, there you go, yes, there you go!

Oh yes... no!

You're the one who killed me!

But there is no fur coat!

I'm gonna die there! It's...

it's... Oh!

Ah!

Oh !

Ah! You want your coat!

Well here it is,

your fur coat!

Here it is!

Come on!

I think you look much prettier like this.

Hairless,

you are quite a lover.

Totally in the know,

it's very good.

We are aware of what you have done.

But I will,

I'll get it for nothing,

do you hear me?

For nothing!

For nothing?

Ah,

How beautiful it is to contemplate the marking of hope and stupidity.

Well, what's less than that?

Ah, you sing!

We'll sing about it!

Ah,

Mr. Director,

I have prepared a file for repairs.

I know if there are any.

So, I...

What is this?

I don't know.

But hurry up!

Yes sir,

you owe me

45,000 francs.

It is possible,

by a...

You have a love of it,

it makes up for it!

Oh,

I can't do it anymore,

my wife is grumpy,

and as for my mistress,

she can't support me anymore.

Change your eau de toilette!

Give me back the 45,000 francs,

and we are even!

I can't !

It's very boring,

Mr.

Jonquard,

very boring.

But you,

friendly master,

I'll give it to you as a gift.

It's true.

Yes.

I don't know how to thank you.

I know.

Servoise knows how to pay for my face.

I want to buy his.

I want his hotel and you're going to help me get it.

Me,

I am just the director.

That's quite sufficient.

Very sufficient.

His quarter.

500,000 francs.

For you.

50 million centimes.

What should I do?

Sink the hotel.

Sink the altar!

Yes,

Jean-Claude,

Yes.

I want you to hire some high-flying incompetents into your staff,

nullities,

walking disasters.

I want you to concoct a deplorable service for me,

a disgusting kitchen.

I want to see customers running away at top speed,

refuse to pay their bills,

file a complaint,

cry for help!

So.

This is what I expect from you,

my little Robert!

Gorgeous !

Shh!

No problem !

I'll sink it!

It will sink!

This is my little Jonkar!

I am proud of you!

Yes. Oh,

sorry. I didn't tell you that.

Ah, but I can't.

It's for the house.

Good.

THANKS.

It was nothing.

It was free,

give me another one.

And there you have it,

we take it away. You can't pay attention,

no ? Oh,

excuse me,

Sir.

I apologize,

Sir.

Yes,

oh, oh,

oh. I am satisfied.

Tell me.

Whatever happens to you,

Is it clumsiness or are you doing it on purpose?

It's a bit of both,

Sir.

Every time I touch something,

it's going wrong.

Come see me at the Grand Hotel.

I hire you.

I'm working !

I apologize,

but shit!

As per usual,

it's at the bottom.

Let's go.

Oh !

Aaaaaah!

No, but stop there!

But my living room!

Stop the traffic!

I'm tasting!

Oh !

Come and get it !

It will fit well!

Okay, come on!

Come on !

Equip yourself to me!

Are you scared?

That doesn't mean I'm comfortable anymore.

And you ?

Are you always this relaxed?

Uh,

still no,

often yes.

So I hire you!

Come see me at the grand hotel!

Oh well, uh,

I annotate,

eh ?

Yes! Memory question!

All right !

Aaaaaah!

Oh,

but there!

So what?

Oh my!

Oh my!

Keep the door covered!

Oh,

no! He didn't give me anything!

Breaststroke!

Breaststroke!

Not like that!

Breaststroke!

Oh,

shit !

Oh, it's...

Oh !

The breaststroke,

I said!

Ah!

It's me !

It's me !

I can't,

it's not...

Where are you going?

Good evening,

sas!

Oh,

It's unbearable!

Make less noise,

Please !

Come, sir!

Is that okay?

Perfect !

Gentlemen,

I am very happy to welcome you to our establishment.

Ah, because there,

we are committed,

there.

Your outfit proves it.

High-end items like you are,

it won't be...

Thanks, boss.

Stop.

Your value is...

how would i say...

invaluable.

Yes,

we will do great things together.

SO,

not too big,

huh? Yes,

because we're not idiots.

And the other,

there? It's Raoul.

So, as Niass does,

It doesn't get any better than this.

All by himself,

It's a bag, not a bag of morons.

Charming,

but it is a little noisy,

eh ?

I see the tubes.

Come on,

you take the cork.

In the mouth,

There.

He is wonderful.

I hope it crosses the eyelid!

Ah, you see that,

you? Yes,

yes, i am very...

He says,

ouch, i jammed my jaw.

Do you know how to do something?

He says nothing.

You suck!

He says, worse than that,

I am a walking disaster.

Ouch!

Wonderful !

He says wonderful.

Come,

I will explain to you what you need to do.

So.

Be careful if someone comes in.

So what?

It would be good if this were known one day or another,

No ?

And all that,

Of course,

will have to stay between us.

Yes, Patrick.

Hold,

it's for you.

But Fred,

wasn't it necessary?

Eh ?

What do you mean Fred?

My name is not Fred,

My name is André!

But I was talking about the brand.

Ah.

So, you have understood what I expect from you.

Oh yeah, yeah.

It's what,

there ?

What does he say,

him ?

I'm in pain,

there. Leave your hand,

I'll fix that for you.

Ah!

It's worse!

Come on,

wait for me on the first floor.

Thanks, boss.

First floor,

eh.

Who are these boys?

Oh,

topos.

Yes, I saw.

You hired them without my consent?

Yes, but on trial,

simply.

This is not good,

that, you know,

Jean-Cart.

They better live up to it.

Otherwise, me,

I throw them away,

and you with it.

You wouldn't do that.

I have a sweetheart,

Jeans.

Well,

where are you ?

I didn't move.

Ah,

Oh.

You took my ear off.

This is stupid.

Give it back to me.

It has been mine for 47 years.

You're not going to desecrate my bodily heritage, are you?

No,

no, rather...

I am confused.

Well,

the little...

My heart,

I...

And don't forget,

Gentlemen,

that this hotel is not just your workplace,

but your place of existence.

You must know him.

At the end.

Follow me.

A random room.

Ah!

SO,

what do you think about it?

She is great!

She is well built,

eh ?

Will we see her again?

As many times as you...

But you know without a name?

Oh no,

no, here they don't have a name.

No, but all numbers.

For example,

this one.

This is the 270.

Ah good ?

And there are many like that?

Ah,

120 small and 120.

That much?

And 7 suites.

7 suites?

Is that what they're called?

Well yes.

The most beautiful,

the biggest... biggest.

And they're even nicer than the others?

No comparison.

And you'll notice that they're all pretty much different colors.

Ah good ?

Are there black people too?

Oh no,

No.

Here,

This is not a rendezvous hotel.

Let's stay classic.

The tribute.

Good,

SO,

Do you want to visit a suite?

A sequel?

Ah, easy.

Ah!

Ah!

There's nothing!

My dear!

She's not here!

Shh!

She's here!

So what?

Oh, for a beautiful sequel,

It's a beautiful sequel!

Dear !

Dear !

Yes? Come and count my back!

Hmm,

awesome !

What a pity you only have two hands.

Hmm, that's good!

But how do you do that?

Terry!

Terry!

Terry! What are you doing here?

Well we...

Yes, we wanted to rub the back next then.

What? You want to get the hell out of here right now, you bunch of thugs,

bunch of bastards?

Well yeah,

she also has a look like you there!

What ?

But stay there for a second!

Wait for me right away!

Don't look like that,

we want to share it,

him to greet her! But what the hell is he going to do,

you have new little shits like that,

huh? Easy,

the athlete,

maybe we can work something out!

We'll work it out,

you'll see how we'll manage!

But what's up?

She is already busy,

the sequel!

She leaves with me,

and everything!

He is crazy,

he whips!

Bastard! Where are you?

But who is this guy?

Bastard!

At all,

these little guys!

Go ahead, madam,

no kidding,

she came in,

so what?

Tell,

tell !

Yeah,

she knocked on the window,

and after?

Yeah, it was cool to...

But it's fabulous,

my dear Zerbini.

I didn't know you bought it,

this pool.

I felt a little cramped in mine.

But tell me,

my little Jonquard,

where are we with our business?

Don't worry.

With the team I have put together,

There won't be a fool in the world who will buy this hotel.

Well,

take care of sinking the hotel.

The fool,

I have it on hand.

SO,

you bathe,

John the Baptist?

No, thank you.

No, I already took a dip the day before yesterday.

Here, my little guy.

I am really having some......bullshit debates and...

Jean-Carr,

you couldn't tell me it was the little bath,

No ?

Jean-Carr,

it's not going well,

my little guy?

Jean-Carr!

A little water!

Chixinette,

bring water!

Ah, that,

It's a cool horror movie.

She was stuck and she had no more air.

The pump.

Yeah,

Yeah.

And after?

Ah, say,

this, this is terrible,

That !

She was in a bad state and her eyes were rolling back.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah, i'm listening.

She was dying.

And after?

Saturday came and the movie ends like this.

It's tough,

eh ?

Yeah, yeah,

It's tough.

Well, I'll go see him.

Well, say,

I have to leave you,

there.

I have to go.

Okay, come on.

So, see you soon,

eh.

Please,

could you call me the elevator?

Elevator !

Not like that,

with the finger.

Elevator !

A dry martini and an infusion,

Please.

With anise,

I love myself.

How ?

I said to the anise,

it puts you to sleep,

it makes you sleep.

Unless you prefer lime or mint.

A lime-mint and a dry martini,

There.

That works,

grandpa.

What ?

No,

I said it works,

OK.

Oh, what's there?

It's not possible,

the door is stuck,

we can go back.

Let's calm down,

let's calm down.

It's open.

What happened?

I don't know anything about it,

Me.

There may be moles here.

Well,

we have one who will never set foot in the hotel again.

Well...

Boy !

Two cocktails in the house once,

eh ?

Hey,

boy,

you have a cocktail,

SO ?

But it comes,

it's coming.

Hey, my cocktails!

Yes, well here they are!

SO ?

I don't have the knife,

eh.

Oh,

Oh,

cherries.

Well yes, cherries.

Ah, I'm not taking your gloves back,

well.

Uh... be careful not to knock them over,

eh.

It might set the carpet on fire.

Oh! Well, I say,

what are they going to take?

Ah, that,

it's for me.

And here are the two cocktails!

Oh well it's not too early,

say,

huh! Here you go!

Oh but...

It's very sweet!

Like the thighs of a young Belgian girl!

Yes, but...

cork or corkboard?

Ah, I blocked it well,

eh ?

Come on, play!

One moment,

do you want?

Then this,

it will explode,

there. Ok!

Again ?

Right away !

Oh !

Oh! Oh!

Oh !

You know what that reminds me of?

The Manneken Pis?

Oh no,

the Pear of the Throne!

Don't move!

Go ahead, go ahead,

come and see.

SO,

wait.

Well done,

well done. So,

are you playing or sleeping?

So be careful,

for once.

What do I have?

Changing room,

Please.

Miss,

the locker room,

is it good here?

Yes yes,

Sir.

Oh,

is there anyone?

It's for the 12th!

Oh,

shit !

Is it for more spaghetti?

It's for us,

sir. Oh,

no! Move over,

cork, a little far away.

No, but that's not true,

don't look at this.

I have them everywhere,

come on, darling.

But come,

come,

it's not possible.

Sir,

Please.

My wife's coat is mine,

Please.

Ah, you too?

Ah, well,

there is nothing left.

Well, that,

there is nothing left.

We dropped them off not a quarter of an hour ago.

It is possible,

but they are no longer there.

So, where are they?

I am not clairvoyant.

Well, for goodness sake,

you had not left the BCR.

Oh well yes,

inevitably.

Why do it?

The body has reflexes that humans cannot control.

You know what it's called,

That ?

Yes,

a little need.

I'm not talking to you about that,

I'm telling you about this.

Oh that,

This is theft.

And you don't even deny it.

Oh well no,

I notice.

Are you kidding us?

I won't allow myself to.

I have never seen this in a hotel,

Never.

This is downright scandalous.

Oh no,

but it's disgusting,

my respects,

Mrs.

This is downright disgusting.

I don't need to tell you.

No, because you said it before I told you.

I told you before you told me,

I don't need to tell you.

Finally,

first, i...

Good,

so, listen.

Give me the keys to my car.

The fle...

Oh well, they're not there anymore.

What ?

Yes, everything disappears here.

Here, for example,

you have your car papers.

Of course.

These are my car papers.

The dives, I don't know.

The quarter credit?

Neither.

You are unbelievable.

No,

you can give me the time.

That, obviously.

But that's not true!

This is outrageous!

I told you,

it's disgusting.

But are you done licking my wife's hands?

I don't lick,

Sir.

I place my lips courteously.

Okay, come on,

NOW,

be kind.

Call me the manager.

But, wait,

I don't know where he is,

Me.

So, the boss!

Where do you want me to find it?

I don't even know...

Don't know your boss?

Oh yes,

I know mine,

but finally,

the hotel one,

I have...

SO,

are you an extra?

They say.

What do we tell ?

That I'm a great guy.

Please,

call me the police.

I, I want to,

but that...

Oh, but say,

There are problems on the line.

Ah, otherwise,

it's not...

Yes, it is...

How are we going to get back to Paris?

I ask you the question,

huh? I'll land first,

then if she...

Thank you very much for the...

One second,

that I think,

how...

Ah well there you go,

you go to the station,

and there you take two tickets to Paris.

THANKS,

I won't go thinking.

It's not exquisite.

After everything that just happened to you,

I hope you will file a complaint.

You are a strange guy,

YOU.

What are you doing here working with all these crazy people?

Ah but I don't work here at all,

me. I am a journalist who has had everything stolen from him, just like you, and who has been waiting for his locker room for two days.

You are not...

Oh no,

No.

You are...

Two days here.

Come, Chantal.

Okay, my dear.

We must have made a mistake.

Here,

this is not a hotel,

It's a psychiatric hospital.

It's strong.

He took me like that and then he...

Armagnac for the kidneys.

We take away.

The two kidneys,

is it you?

Yes.

Oh, but that all looks delicious.

Oh yes, indeed.

Isn't it,

Dear ?

Attention,

here are the warrior kidneys!

What is this?

The house specialty.

It's a shame!

Well, but yes,

It's good,

Germaine!

You have me there.

You are right.

We'll go tell the director.

We can laugh a little,

No ?

What? You couldn't pay attention,

no? You don't know who I am?

No,

No,

No.

I am the manager of this hotel.

Happy,

delighted,

Delighted to meet you.

Exactly, I am a journalist.

What? Are you a journalist?

But it's superb,

that. And in which newspaper do you write?

Only France Day,

March,

Life,

Guimio and...

Well done,

fantastic,

wonderful !

Welcome to our home!

My regards,

Mrs.

SO,

so, Jean-Pierre,

what's going on here?

What's going on?

No, nothing,

Nothing,

three times nothing.

A boss,

there,

this gentleman,

he lost his balance.

Come on,

Go on,

later.

Sir, excuse us,

really, i'm totally sorry.

Come.

Break it well?

Well, I don't know.

I don't know,

I wonder if he's not going to...

I wonder if he's not going to...

If he doesn't go and destroy my pillion.

I don't care.

You will buy another one,

eh ?

Yes.

I would like...

Say,

it's your idea,

there, everything that happens here,

there ?

I don't understand.

No, I see,

you are secret,

I like it,

This is what adults learn.

Oh no?

No, but I say,

awesome,

your thing,

you will see in 10 days,

you will see.

A palace where the client is certain to be mistreated for a fortune,

that, then there,

I, I take my hat off to you,

This is spot on.

And I know what I'm talking about.

Me neither.

I know what I'm talking about,

it's not so easy,

because you don't mind letting me work alone now?

Ah, not at all,

no way.

Yes, you don't mind...

Yes,

Yes yes,

There.

I'm sorry,

but there is no more room,

isn't it, Fernand?

That's right,

there are none left.

Like that,

we can't think about bedroom life.

Well,

Yes,

that's right,

boss,

There are no more rooms in Grand-Li.

You don't want a bed?

You don't want him?

Yes, yes,

if.

Well here it is,

Fernand,

give 244 to these gentlemen of soul.

Come on,

hop. No,

no, leave,

leave,

I'll take care of it.

But no,

But no.

No, I'll take care of it.

Oh. Jean-Garne.

Yes ?

Come, come.

Come of course,

Sir.

Hop. Don't worry about giving you.

You don't have to drink yourself to make the cards.

Come on,

gently,

Jean-Garne.

Gently.

Oh that's not possible!

He's carrying the Great Wall of China!

Wait!

Take that away from me,

bro!

There !

It's so packed in there,

it opened by itself.

What is this?

Do you taste it like this?

To the Samaritaine,

obviously.

Wait for me,

I'm going to get a cigar.

I need a cigar right now!

I can't hold on anymore,

I have to buy a cigar!

I want a cigar!

A cigar!

There is no one here in the reception office.

Ah, you,

guys!

A room,

Please.

There are none left.

SO ?

Be kind,

sell me a cigar.

There aren't any.

How? There are no cigars in a palace?

If.

SO ?

Well yes,

but we don't know where they are.

Well, make an effort,

ask.

I'll give you two dollars for a cigar.

No, no.

Ten dollars.

SO,

one hundred dollars for a cigar.

500 dollars just for one cigar.

But these French are crazy.

Oh watch out,

We may be crazy but we are not stupid.

1000 dollars cash for one cigar.

$2000 to steal money.

I have a lot of them.

$5,000 for one cigar.

Plus my cigar box which is in front of the door.

What year is your car?

I'm going to hurt myself a little,

I'll take my dollars and go somewhere else.

And you, what do you do?

I am a man of life,

but it's not one of the worst.

What's going on here?

An American yelling for a cigar.

And you didn't sell it to him?

Well no,

he knew about the pond.

A cigar,

boss ?

Uh,

we have to sell.

I can take the tray,

Please,

Sir ?

Yes, miss.

Because you are handsome,

You.

You're really cute.

What's your name ?

Jacques.

And you have a nice tail.

Thank you, miss.

Bye,

miss.

Bastard!

I would never have thought that of you!

Well, you'll get through it!

Pick up the phone!

Holy cow!

He gave me a slap with a comb!

What is this ?

It's breakfast.

I don't understand what time it is,

there.

He is there,

he is here!

Oh !

Don't write to me!

8am and some more.

I asked for a wake-up call at 9:30.

Well, so what do I do,

Me ?

Because you do everything.

You let me sleep,

now! Ok.

No, no,

leave it there.

Ok.

Put it there,

put it there.

Ok. No,

No !

Ok!

Uh...

maybe we should know there,

huh? Know,

it's there!

Knowledge, it's there!

Put him there,

your breakfast,

there! No,

No! I'm starting to get pissed off,

there,

eh !

Oh, but...

But it's okay!

If you are stained,

you have to take it to the dry cleaners!

It's too small,

you! Come on,

go to bed! No,

No !

Come on, open the door!

Open the door!

But hey, thanks!

By you! Come on,

Goodbye !

Oh, sorry,

Mrs.

Don't shout.

No,

No.

My husband is in the bathroom.

It doesn't matter,

leave it.

Oh, stay.

No, I'll do the bastard thing to you.

I descend into sterility,

Mrs.

But you are so handsome,

You know.

No, not so much,

Madam. I'm not going to...

Yes,

I will have you...

Hey,

Me !

Oh,

damn!

Hey,

is this a latin with a forced bag?

It's normal, old man,

I don't look like I'm flying enough, eh!

Are you out of your mind?

Except you, vitou,

I'll catch you!

You ill-mannered boy!

You graveyard!

Wait until I find you,

tarpaulin!

Albert!

I'm stuck,

come get me out of him!

Are you going,

help me!

Wait,

I am here,

in test!

Ah well it's this wing,

I had heard about it but I had never seen the big battle!

Well, what does he say?

Terrible ending huh?

To decorate the door,

you would have said better...

Leaving from Antibes!

No, but it's...

No,

but it's... A bit calm!

It is the same dignity,

Please !

Yeah, well dignity,

you keep it,

and then the note too,

because me,

I don't pay.

He can put my nightie on me,

huh, you thief,

me, but it's not true!

The nightie,

he can keep it.

But then,

I leave you.

Hold on tight here,

Go get my bags quickly.

Come on, hurry up.

Please, calm down!

I can't, I can't.

I can't,

I can't. I don't have the right to manage.

You can't last us a week in your nightie.

Life is starting to get boring.

Otherwise, it won't be worth it.

Hey! There's a moving truck in front of the hospital.

Sorry, Mom.

My note, Mr. Advisor.

Come eat me.

No, no,

no, right away.

Oh !

Oh !

SUMPTIOUS!

So there,

I will only tell you one word,

my children...

Hey! Hey!

Hey !

Eh ?

Well done !

Thank you! Bravo!

Well done !

So, don't leave me!

Go for it !

There you go, sir.

But you counted the door for me.

You win,

it's normal.

You don't miss a doll,

eh ?

Attention,

huh? I'm just a weak woman.

Yes yes.

Say, darling.

Is it true that the Cerbois hotel is emptying?

Like a bathtub.

It's just a matter of time and the hotel is ours.

There is no denying it,

huh? He's a big guy!

I planned everything so that the palace would sink,

and it sinks!

Well then,

we play seriously,

yes or no?

My bridge!

Well then,

you serve!

Oh! Oh, but what's wrong?

Raw !

That's clever!

Boss !

What? I have important things to tell you.

You would say them better without a whole gum in your mouth,

come on spit it out!

So then?

Well here it is Boss.

Well, I'm listening to you.

Ah,

it's serious!

But no, it doesn't matter,

just peel it off,

that's all. Ah...

Shh...

So I'm going to be wary of you,

boss.

But that,

It's true !

A great forehand and a lightning backhand!

Oh, but move over,

Prouveau,

or what,

move over!

Oh! Oh!

Oh shit,

that's clever!

Oh...

Ouch, dye!

They are sabotaging your hotel.

You're the one who's sabotaging my game,

Provo!

Oh no, no,

the hotel,

I'm talking to you about your hotel.

We...

we...

We...

the hotel.

You are completely rambling,

Provo.

Oh no,

I am a cat.

Dral?

Cate.

Boric!

Yes,

I have proof.

The customers leave the hotel.

It's dramatic,

It's a shame.

If you don't react right away,

it's going bankrupt soon.

Names,

names, names!

Oh my,

but it's not true!

So do we play or not?

We don't play anymore,

there! But why?

Because it's war,

the moment is serious,

they want my skin,

There.

No.

Yes but,

if I have enemies,

I will discover them.

And I will make them a head,

but then a big head,

just like that!

I will do my investigation.

Good morning,

I am Samantha Turner.

Oh yes,

miss.

You want?

Let go,

There are still foreigners who come to eat the French bread.

What is bouffer?

Peck,

eat,

to gorge oneself,

I say eat well.

Ah,

to eat.

That's it,

to eat.

We wanted a suite for me and my secretary.

What is a sequel?

Following ?

There aren't any!

No, if we look carefully we could...

Shut up!

SO,

room ?

No more!

No room!

No,

no!

Understood ?

That's French!

Yes! What's going on?

If girl wants to live in the hotel,

I'll tell them there's no more room.

They don't want to hear anything.

They are clogged like sinks.

We want to see the manager,

the big boss.

The manager is nothing,

and the big boss is a big jerk.

Do you understand me?

Yes, I understand you.

You are so charming.

THANKS.

Fernand,

give me the 247,

I beg you.

Right away,

Sir.

This is the most beautiful suite for the most attractive representative of the United States.

Dispatch,

come on!

Send the front page,

and send ours.

Let's go.

Choose in front,

come on, let's move.

Attention,

it can hurt.

Here is one.

And here is the second one.

But the bed,

it is not done.

At your age,

we don't know how to make a bed.

And there is no savia in the bassoon.

And the curtains,

Who is it for?

Oh,

and the basket,

it is full.

Oh,

it's not true.

So,

here it is,

an empty bed.

But no,

not that,

money,

cash,

to drink,

gulp! Ah,

the guy!

That's it,

the Raoul guy,

he's waiting for his wheat!

What is wheat?

Wheat,

to make my butter,

all that,

There,

it doesn't matter,

you don't dig,

he gives the money.

Come on, let's hurry up,

let's hurry up!

Oh yes,

but I'm looking for the coins.

The currencies?

Yes yes.

But that's very good!

This is very very good!

Well listen,

it will be fine.

Hello, Madam,

see you soon !

Genius !

Bunch of little bastards!

Hello !

Hello !

Hello !

Hey! Oh!

Is that you who sounds like that?

Yes !

I wanted to...

Well, we mustn't cause chaos in the hotel.

You shouldn't bother the staff like that for a yes,

for a no,

eh.

I wanted champagne.

Please,

Sir.

Please,

sir.

I prefer.

Well here it is,

a little politeness,

don't scratch your mouth.

Eh ?

I don't think so,

it's a merloque,

he annoys me,

it's not true.

Pink,

among us.

Are you satisfied?

No,

terrible service.

I will take care of you personally,

Mr. Nair.

I put myself at your disposal,

day and night.

It's a great atmosphere beyond that,

and top!

Top! Oh!

But it's not champagne!

This is crazy wine,

it's better!

But the blurs!

What ?

The blurs!

Ah,

but you had to say that you want to make music,

like bring my violin!

But no,

I said the cuts!

And the bathroom glasses,

is it for dogs?

But there aren't even buckets,

There's not even ice cream!

Maybe you want me to bring you an iceberg too?

No but no,

I want my champagne fully chilled!

But just ask my little lady,

No problem !

And there you have it!

And now,

if you don't want,

we just have to wait for the next harvest.

Oh !

Ah,

if you have little ones,

can you put one aside for me?

Oh, the Americans,

I don't know where they are,

there. Oh!

Do you have an appointment?

Give me back,

give me back.

Oh, my.

I'll have you put your arm through too.

Oh, Mr. Servoise,

how is business?

Very well, Madam Minister,

Alright.

Well,

so much the better.

Serious !

They're going to hear about me Michelin!

Procate,

Retois, they're going to throw the rotten roll in the closet!

Come on, come on,

Go on !

You have some little ornus it seems?

Yes,

oh! A puppy here,

over there! It's nothing,

You know,

it happens!

Ah, that's good!

And at the same time it freezes and then...

Yes, it's not bad!

And then sometimes it gets stuck and then...

You can't lend me your...

I am very friendly there.

It didn't seem like...

Finally,

yes, huh?

Why not?

No.

Why not?

A lost one,

ten others.

Tell me, Servoie,

if you sold me your hotel,

you wouldn't have anything to worry about anymore?

But the staff itself...

We're going to hurt them,

it can't.

Listen, let's forget about our fight the other day.

One and a half billion,

and we sign.

No.

Right here,

I was patient,

eh ?

But there are...

You order your monies,

you will pass them yourself.

And the kitchen?

You will do it yourself too!

Me, I'm leaving!

Ah, he's really getting away.

Tell me,

sell me the hotel.

No !

Okay, then I'll take the hat.

The menu is mine.

Ah, that's good.

But what was on the menu?

They can be oxen.

Ah, it's always heavy,

him.

SO,

you bathe in the bed,

my corpses?

Oh! I'm my darling!

Ha ha ha! It's still a bit in between!

But there,

There is...

Yes,

not long ago...

What did you watch?

A portrait of you from my photos,

no ? Oh,

what is this?

Will it hit?

Come on, let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

What is this ?

Come on, then stop me!

What does that mean?

Uh... Ah!

Psst!

Psst!

Ah!

Oh !

Psst!

Aaaaaaah!

You stay at his place at the metro,

eh ?

Is it you or is it me?

It's you!

Is it you or is it me?

That's German,

so it's you!

I will take care of you,

shit !

What? Are you apologizing?

But of course it's you!

My apk I'm wrong,

I am wrong,

I'm wrong, I admit it.

Do you want to see me?

But what,

what do you want me to do?

Well no,

No,

well that's all.

Yes,

it's ok,

I'm waiting for you.

Come on, come on,

come on, i have a visitor,

go disappear,

go hide!

But where?

But where, where,

Or,

where, hold the curtain there,

behind there,

Go on,

come on, come on,

quickly !

Naaah!

Pfff...

Pfff... Pfff...

Pfff...

Pfff...

Who is there?

It's me Mister...

Mister...

I am...

You gave me a bad floor.

Since I saw you,

I lost my mind.

You haven't found...

I can't get back to sleep.

You have my mind.

You have my mind.

I know,

my little,

to caper in the belly.

Do you want me?

Well, I think.

So come from me.

You won't see anything of me.

HERE IT IS, THE SURPRINT!

Ah, Mr.

Noehr?

Where is Mr.

Noehr? She is in front of you,

Faderche!

If this is a joke,

isn't it?

It's a lot of fun.

I shame you on the slope!

Are you still enjoying it?

Are you still enjoying it?

Oh no,

especially not!

I'm going to shit myself!

I'll explain everything to you.

It's Cermini's fault.

Ah,

because you flirt with him too?

Yes !

No, he wanted me to sink this hotel.

I owed him money.

I didn't see.

You know what you are!

No, you don't know!

You are kind of fat,

a small one,

a small one,

a small one,

a small one,

a little one!

No, we can't say that!

You are too rude!

If you know how much I disgust myself!

We'll see the rest tomorrow morning,

and I promise you,

It's going to be bloody!

Yes, boss!

Because... You should know that I have great affection for you.

Faster than that!

Yes.

Do you know how many guests left the hotel because of you?

How much ?

You know,

there were so many of them,

I couldn't count them.

How much ?

Regardless of.

Three or four.

About twenty.

No more?

No.

No,

You dare to tell me that in France,

Yes sir.

And I'm not going to tell you this from behind anymore.

Yes sir,

I was so happy.

Knock,

hit,

I deserve it.

Remember,

here,

hold on.

If you want to help yourself,

I will do it!

No need!

All alone,

I am stronger!

But know that pain will not dispense with my tenderness for you!

Sorry, sorry,

Please.

You came back,

YOU ?

You have to do well,

no ? Ah,

All right !

Very funny!

What do you want,

YOU ?

I am

Franz Ludwig,

fund 225.

And I was looking for you everywhere.

Do you want to leave the hotel?

Oh well no,

oh well no.

I want to book 15 rooms for tomorrow.

15 rooms?

All my congresses are well one.

I'm coming here.

Your hotel is colossally fantastic.

Even more fun than the Paris hunt.

But it has to be even more fun.

Funnier.

Do you understand?

Oh yes,

I understand you!

What did you do with your three accomplices?

Oh well I sent them back!

The fool!

Stop!

But where are you going like that?

We're leaving,

we take the train.

Jean-Claire told us that it smelled of burning.

We're fired!

But not at all,

come on down!

Get down!

I'll double your wages if you double your stupidity!

Yeah,

I feel! I double!

I want it to blow.

Yes, let it crack and explode.

Yeah, that's fine!

Like that ?

Yes yes,

Yes yes,

Yes,

that's good!

Come on,

come on, they're in there!

Come on !

Weekend number 2.

We're off for a good wake-up call.

Gentlemen,

lose the lights.

Lost!

Hey

Oh, good that you saw she's here!

It's Superman,

this guy!

Oh my God !

Oh,

what a wonder!

In addition,

it's my favorite color!

Ah, here it is again!

And I am not surprised,

he is out of luck!

But I don't know what to do anymore!

I'm going to calm down!

No,

Not three days ago,

The hotel was almost empty.

Today, it is complete.

These triumphs,

They come from everywhere.

Do you want me to tell you if you have a brilliant idea?

No !

The trigger.

Understand well,

There is nothing more sinister than a hotel.

So the secret,

to amuse them,

make them laugh,

everything is there.

And now ?

So, we must continue.

It might not be pudding,

as the Angles say.

Good morning.

Well, before looking at the whole news,

a look at the weather.

It's a beautiful day all over France.

All regions are sunny.

A time that encourages taking initiatives of all kinds.

Our correspondent on the Emerald Coast,

For example,

informs us of an unprecedented event in the region which is currently taking place at the Palace Hotel in Daudi.

Pardon.

Hello ?

Yes, okay.

Following an idea as crazy as it was bizarre,

the owner of the establishment,

Right now,

his palace is a place of entertainment.

Until then,

he is galled,

a kind of cocktail,

between the Throne Fair and Disney World.

The resounding success of the operation encouraged customers to come from all over Europe.

So avoid taking the A13 motorway which is completely congested.

Also avoid Deauville airport where planes board.

Lots of passengers.

Also avoid the ports of Dorville and Crouville which are full of boats.

Regarding flooding,

thanks to the bad weather that has ended,

The situation is much better in the Infante area.

Calm,

don't put the flower here,

calm.

Well, I have one room left for two nights.

A 322,

starting price 1000 francs,

who says better?

1100.

1500.

1600.

2000.

2000 on my left.

2002.

2003.

2004.

2004 on my right.

2005.

3000 dollars!

plus a cigar and my smoke which is in front of the door.

What is this,

this league?

But this is a joke.

No,

it's a treca.

You don't have this at home,

eh ?

But how do we go to bed?

SO ?

Next to,

if you are clumsy,

and inside,

by operating this small lever.

And there you have it.

Yes,

Yes.

One moment,

Please.

A moment.

Come here,

Betty.

Come here,

the children.

We're going to have fun here.

Look at this.

It's wonderful!

Well,

but there are many little ducks!

Yes, ok,

Sir !

It's wonderful!

It's wonderful!

Go ahead, hotel,

I'm listening!

No, it's impossible,

Sir !

It's impossible!

But the hotel is already fully booked for eight months!

No, but if you want to put us on the waiting list...

Good, sir.

But as you wish,

Sir.

Oh,

Sir,

but this is madness.

Madness.

But the hotel would need to be expanded.

I know what you need,

my dear.

This is Zerbini's casino.

All on the 26th.

26.

My little André,

the azela brain,

you have to take as much as possible from him.

I'm leaving you out for 26.

Is everything going wrong?

26,

and me, we lose the passes.

No, but did you do it on purpose or what?

This is a deliberate fact!

Come on, two words of layoff,

get out!

Get out and get lost!

Choumachère,

come here my little one.

In shape?

Yes, boss.

Sir, play the game.

How are you?

your wife,

12 on the

14. If 14 comes out,

I'll kick you out,

Choumachère.

But no.

There's no but no.

Nothing is going well.

14,

red,

father and miss.

I stay?

You're running away for my wife,

you're getting the hell out.

No, boss.

There is no no,

boss. I know,

your wife,

I don't give a shit about your wife.

Staff. Of course,

of course. Come on,

I continue,

ladies, gentlemen,

the game is open.

Not a small glass of water.

Not a drop of water.

It's for me.

Is orange juice for you?

I'd like some orange juice.

Are you feeling unwell, my little darling?

All about the

27. The 27th!

Yes !

Well sir,

THE

27. If there is a shake,

I came back.

and you go a little further because he promises himself the harbor to come to the ground to him

SO,

what do we do?

Maybe a little more.

Are you trying to kill me or what?

Help me get out!

YOU

don't deserve.

We did what you wanted.

Are you happy?

Thrilled,

happy, but no canning.

Ah,

they won't sing for long,

the poor.

Don't know Zerbini?

He's a sly one.

I will take back the hotel,

I will take over the casino,

and if necessary,

I'll buy the whole city!

Because I apologize.

But shit!

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