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♪ Shake, shake, shake ♪

♪ Spray, spray, spray ♪

♪ Makes the germs go away ♪

♪ Wipe, wipe, wipe ♪

♪ And now they're dead ♪

Aren't you a little cutey?

Where's your mama?

Bet you're hungry. Would you like a little piece of lettuce?

No. No more for you. Go on back and find your mama now.

Stop that.

Shoo!

Go away!

Fine, I can wait here all day.

I cannot wait here all day. I don't have the core strength.

Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.

Is this your duck?

Excuse--

Please go away.

Why does everything love me?

Oh, look, look, look what I have here.

Another delicious piece of lettuce.

Wouldn't you like that?

Go!

♪ Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ♪

♪ To get through the day ♪

♪ And sleep on through the night ♪

♪ But here you'll find a place ♪

♪ That'll surely lift your spirits ♪

♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪

Why are Wednesdays so slow?

Well, for one thing, it's a Tuesday.

Imagine how slow tomorrow's gonna be.

It just got busy.

Hi there.

I'm Gabby.

Oh, hi there.

I'll, uh, have a sidecar, please.

Yeah, we'll get to that.

What should I call you? - I'm JB.

Oh.

That's crazy.

And both our names are initials.

You're JB, and I'm Ga-B.

Look, I appreciate it. I do.

But I'm really not here for conversation.

Just--just a drink, please?

Oh.

Okay.

Yeah.

Did I mention I used to be a gymnast?

Super flexible.

You're stuck, aren't you?

No.

Help me.

Don't lift it, don't lift it, don't lift it!

Gabby, on three, pull your leg off.

One, two, three.

Here we go. Here we go.

10!

Nailed the landing.

You should see me on the uneven bars.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Come on. You know what? I think he really likes you.

Yeah, me too.

Sorry about that.

No. No, don't be.

I think it's sweet of you to let her work here.

So it was a sidecar and hold the conversation, right?

Actually, I changed my mind about the conversation.

Really?

Are you blushing?

No, that's just something my cheeks do

when I get embarrassed.

I need some gloves, stat.

Box is on the counter.

Bird flu, bird flu, bird flu, bird flu!

Did you catch that game last night?

Oh, yeah.

Even if you're on the bench, you gotta wear a cup.

Talk about a foul ball.

You gotta do something with this.

Okay, but, uh,

that's barely enough for an appetizer.

Why did you bring a duck in here?

I didn't.

It won't stop following me around,

like I'm his mama or something.

Well, it's because it imprinted on you.

Right after it pooped on me.

I'm not your mama.

Do I look like a duck to you?

I don't know. Go like this.

Somebody's gotta take him home.

Takoda, your kids love ducks, right?

Yeah, but so do my dogs.

Steve, just take him out back in the alley and let him go.

I cannot do that. What kind of mother do you think I am?

Well, then I say we got a problem,

except I really don't care.

Just get it out of here before Bobbie sees it.

Fine. But let the record show

you were on the wrong side of history.

You know, the way he walks,

he does kind of look like a duck.

Hmm.

Since when do we reserve seats at the bar?

It seems like a VIP must be coming in.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

"Very Intriguing Pecs."

Uh, yeah, Bobbie is such a rule follower,

but suddenly a Chippendales dancer

breaks from the herd and she's--

Stop it. This is for JB.

- Shocker. - Ooh!

We're just friends.

- Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm.

Do you wanna be more?

Well, I mean, we could, you know--

you know.

You know. - No.

I know. You know, I just-- you know-- you know.

- You know. - Yeah.

Is this for me?

Well, someone thinks highly of themselves.

And, yes, it is for you.

Okay.

I'm not gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice

with one kidney, am I?

What's your deal?

Excuse me?

Nobody with your face and the things you do

in my dreams is single.

Bobbie's not gonna be anybody's side piece.

Although that is something I can work with.

Actually, I'm widowed.

And no offense, but I--

I'm interested in Bobbie.

Well, I--

Stop. No.

Okay, well, why haven't you asked her out, then?

I just thought it might be nice

to get to know each other first.

Okay, look, I know your generation is

into the whole courting thing,

but time is not on either of your side, okay?

All right, all right.

Give the man some space.

I'm terribly sorry.

For what?

Well, the short one's nosy, and the tall one--

well, you've met her.

Would you like to go out with me?

What's that now?

Well, I know it might seem fast,

but apparently, time is not on our side.

Yeah, right.

Um, can you give me a sec?

Sure.

Okay.

Get in here!

For the record,

I'm even taller laying down.

I get Mr. Hottie to pull the trigger and ask you out,

and nothing?

There may be some people

that might have a problem with me dating.

Oh. You mean Emmett, right?

No, I mean Takoda.

Of course I mean Emmett!

I don't know what to do.

Look, Bobbie, I don't know if you noticed,

but I've been flirting with JB.

She has eyes, Gabby.

I only mention it so she knows that what I say next

is from the heart.

Jump dem bones!

What about Emmett?

You mean your ex-boyfriend Emmett?

You and Emmett are just friends now.

Go for it.

There are other bones to jump.

For instance, dem!

What do you think?

Look, I also really, really want you to jump dem bones.

But-- - But what?

I think you should talk to Emmett.

Oh. I hate good advice.

God!

And I hate giving it.

I'm just kidding. It's my favorite.

All right.

You got it?

All right, let's just put it right here.

All right.

Hey, can you get me that slop bucket

in the storeroom, please?

You got it.

We gotta rename that bucket.

Hey.

Hey.

What'cha got there? - What's that?

In your arms there.

Oh, this?

Just some raw vegetables.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, I love me vegetables.

Nom, nom, nom.

I haven't washed them yet.

Steve...

I want you to look me in the eye and tell me

that you did not bring that duck back here.

What? Of course not.

In the eyes.

Damn it, Steve, this isn't a joke.

Even though it starts off with a duck walking into a bar.

It'll be fine. I've got him in the storeroom. Bobbie never goes back there.

Well, what if it gets out?

No problem. I tied a balloon around his foot so I can find him.

Hey, Emmett, are you sure you put that bucket in the storeroom?

I didn't see it. - Oh, God!

Oh!

What's the rush?

Rush? No rush.

Can't a man just hurry somewhere

without being in a rush?

I love working here. You're a great boss. Excuse me.

Why are there vegetables all over the floor?

There isn't.

Never mind.

Emmett, I need to speak to you.

Okay.

What's on your mind?

Well, I was just thinking about you and me

and, you know, how we're, uh, getting along

and all that kind of stuff.

Uh-huh.

Can you stop poking that?

It lets the juices out. - Oh. Sure.

Sorry.

Anyway, I know we're friends, but what does that mean?

I mean, I've got lots of friends--

church friends, neighbor friends,

friends in low places--

You know what? Okay.

Look, this is driving me crazy.

Just tell me what's bugging you and leave the meat alone.

Someone asked me out.

Okay.

Do I know him?

Forget that. That's not important.

Unless I know him, and then, you know,

it is.

Why?

Because it's, uh, you know--

I have feelings--there's-- you got people that--

I've been dealing with circumstance.

You know what?

Look, I'm having a weird day.

Is there a reason you're telling me about this?

I just thought I'd run it by you

to see if it bothered you, and clearly it does.

So I'm just gonna say no.

Now, hold on, okay?

Just--look, Bobbie, I'm still torn up over everything

that's happened between you and me.

I know.

Me too.

I mean, I--

I don't know when or if I'm gonna get past this, all right?

So if you--if you wanna go out with a--

is it a guy?

Yes, it's a guy.

Okay, well, as a good friend,

I say do whatever makes you happy.

You're sure?

The only thing I'm sure about is,

I want you to follow your heart.

Wow.

Thanks.

Yeah.

I was kind of hoping it'd be a girl.

Did you see a duck holding a balloon?

I don't have time for your jokes.

Sorry about that.

No, no.

This all feels completely normal.

Listen, I've been thinking about what you asked me

a while ago, and the answer is no.

Would this help?

No.

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

I don't know.

I've never been turned down before.

Are you--um, I'm just--

I'm just gonna, um--

Get in here!

Wha--

What was that?

What did Emmett say?

Because, clearly, he was being selfish.

He said he was fine with it.

Wow.

So he's playing mind games.

I'm confused.

If I've been given the all-clear,

I would be scaling Mount Handsome as we speak.

With extra oxygen for when we get lightheaded.

He told me to follow my heart.

Well, we thought you liked JB.

Oh, I do.

And I like it when a man flirts with me,

but to go out with him?

I don't know if I'm ready for that.

If you're not ready, we're not gonna push you.

Unless you're kind of ready and you secretly

want us to push you.

I don't even know that.

All of this is so scary.

Okay.

We just want you to know that whatever you do,

we're here to support you.

- Aw. - Yeah. We got you.

You know, all we really need to be happy is right here in this room.

- Yeah. - Aw.

But you want more, right? - Oh, God, I want a man.

I'm only in my twenties.

I--

Oh, oh.

It's okay. It's okay.

Daddy's got you.

- Steve, what are you doing? - What?

I cannot be the first man you've ever seen comfort his duck.

Well, you're not wearing gloves.

What about all that bird-flu talk?

That's the lion man I told you about.

If I knew where his ears were, I'd cover them.

We're just surprised it doesn't bother you, man.

Well, yeah, I mean,

he's been staying with me for the last couple of days,

and, I don't know, we've been talking and hanging out,

and I guess I just stopped caring so much about that.

That's amazing, Steve. You made more progress in a few days

than all the years I've known you.

And all because you fell in love with a duck.

What's going on?

Oh.

Nothing. Just hanging out.

Why is Steve holding a balloon?

He's not.

It's okay.

Oh, thank God.

It's real.

I almost switched my meds.

I'm hiding Junior because I don't want

Bobbie to find out about him.

Hi, little--

Then y'all need to talk softer.

You too, mister.

A duck?

Wearing a balloon?

You think you work in a circus?

I'm really sorry, but I didn't know

what to do about Junior.

It's a duck.

Hang on, Bobbie. It's not just a duck.

Well, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

I've never heard that phrase said literally.

Take a look at Steve for a second, all right?

Don't you notice anything unusual?

Okay, feeling self-conscious.

You're holding a duck, and you don't have your gloves on.

Exactly.

And as stupid as that sounds, his feelings for that duck

have helped him overcome his issues.

Aw, it's just like those videos of dogs and cats

being best friends.

I love those.

This is huge, Bobbie.

You can't take that from him.

Hey, you're making it out like I'm the bad guy.

Well, you kind of are.

I have no choice, Steve.

The health department could shut us down.

There are laws against this.

Well, I don't accept that.

Laws are meant to be broken.

Not what you want to hear your accountant say.

Junior changed me.

You know how I used to handle anything new or unexpected.

Yeah, you'd disappear like a cartoon critter

in a cloud of dust.

'Cause it was scary.

But with Junior, well, now it's scary

to think of him not being in my life.

Oh, boy. Here I go.

I never saw this coming,

but I am so glad I never turned away from him.

I mean, I did at the beginning, but he chased me, so.

My point is...

I finally accepted him.

What made you change your mind?

I don't know.

Maybe to prove something to myself.

Maybe I thought it was time to take a risk.

Or maybe I just wanted...

More.

Oh, wow.

JB's my duck.

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

You know what?

I think all of us could use a little "more" in our lives.

So you two figure out where we're gonna put our duck.

Okay.

I thought about it, and I think I'm upset.

I wanna go on a date with you.

- Really? - Really.

You wanna know why I changed my mind?

Nope, I'm gonna get out of here

before you change it again.

I'll call you. - Okay.

- Good for you, Bobbie. - Thank you.

Next step...

both: Jump dem bones. - Oh, God.

Looking good, Takoda.

I think Junior's gonna like it in there.

You called him by his name.

I didn't like the taste of it,

but I know he's important to you.

Oh. You two guys are killing me.

Well, since this is such a nice moment,

there's something I've been meaning to ask the two of you.

Anything, buddy.

Would you be Junior's godparents?

No.

I'm so honored.

Still have an issue with hugs.

And I don't.