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Somebody asked me today.

Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world

where would you like to be?

And I said to them, probably right here,

Al-Konavata, our nation's high at 79 today.

On California, they're going to have some warm weather

tomorrow, gang wars and some very overpriced real estate.

Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see,

they're going to have some very, very tall trees.

Could be clear across the Rockies and the Great Plains

mostly, but look out, here comes trouble.

Oh, boy, front coming our way, look out.

What's that going to mean just here in the three-year-over

area?

One of these big blue things, this cold, frigid Arctic air,

this big mass coming out of the north.

It's going to meet up with all of this moisture

coming up out of the Gulf.

Going to mix together at high altitude and cause some snow.

Going out on a limb now, not going to hit us here.

Pittsburgh, going to push off and hit Al-Konavata.

Close call, folks.

Let's take a look at the five-day.

As you can see, nothing to be too scared about.

On a lap warm, of course.

But I think you leave your glasses at home.

I'm not going to be here for the 10 o'clock.

Tomorrow is Groundhog Day, and I'm going out to Punks of Tani.

For our country's oldest Groundhog Festival.

So as you know, I'm according to the legend to tomorrow,

February 2nd.

If the Groundhog wakes and sees a shadow,

we've got six more weeks of winter to look forward

to keep your fingers crossed.

Sounds like a lot of fun.

You must really enjoy it.

This is your third year in a row, isn't it, Phil?

Four in a and four.

Thanks, Phil.

Up next, entertainment editor Diane Kingman

looks at sex and violence in the movies.

Stay with us.

We're here.

Fun in Punks of Tani, Phil.

For your information here, dude,

there is a major network interested in me.

Yeah, that would be the home shopping network.

Thanks, Larry.

Go in, Vanway.

That was nice, Phil.

Big trees.

Stop.

Look, can you handle the tent or not?

Yeah, yeah.

Listen, if for any reason you don't want to rush back,

I can do the five to come on.

I want to stay in extra second, Punks of Tani.

Please.

Well, Rita, things would be a great idea to stay

around for some of the other events,

get some incredible footage of people

and the fun, the excitement.

Even work with her yet, have you.

She's really nice.

I think she's going to be a really good producer.

You guys are going to have fun.

OK.

Hmm.

Please, fun.

But not my kind of fun.

I will be here for the five.

Rita.

Reliction show.

Instead of low, you're feeling just a say.

But season's come and seasons go.

I'll make you smile again.

If you don't believe me, take me by hand.

Can't you feel your warm, iller?

Yeah, I'm your weapon, man.

Can you keep the secret, Larry?

I probably leaving KBH.

So this will be the last time we did the Grout Hug together.

I don't understand much wrong with the Groundhog Festival.

You know, when I work in San Diego, I cover the swellers

returning to Capustron of six years in a row.

Someday, somebody's going to see me entering a groundhog

if you get out of a future.

I think it's a nice story.

It comes out.

You know, it's a ram.

Your wrinkles looks a little good.

They see you shadowy.

You doesn't see a shadow.

It's nice people.

OK.

You are new, aren't you?

You know, people like blood sausage, too.

People are more ons.

Nice attitude.

I want you to look in the mirror and see what you look like when you do that

to the groundhogs.

For me, what's he come down?

If there you live to the village, you add-o.

Would you like some blood sausage?

I have something to go up there.

I like blood sausage.

That moves just so.

For you I turn it into a snake.

So when you feel the lowly, try to understand.

If I can walk you up, it goes up your way up the maze.

Too late all day

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Oh, great.

What's the matter, Phil?

I hate this place.

I stayed here two years ago.

I was miserable.

It's a flea bag.

I'm not staying here.

You're not staying here.

I'm not.

No.

Larry's just dropping me off.

I booked in a very nice bed in breakfast and cherries to eat.

Great.

You know, I think this is one of the traits of a really good producer.

Keep the talent happy.

Anything I can do?

Would you help me with my pelvic tilt?

Oh, within reason.

Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?

No, thank you.

I've seen Larry eat.

Oh, you get your sleep.

I'll see you in the morning.

Don't be late.

Did he actually call himself the talent?

I'm good to your little hand in my hand.

There ain't no yellow on my face.

We can't find you.

And the face of the moon.

I got you, babe.

I got you, babe.

Oh, good.

I can't resist.

I'm trying to open it to the police.

Come on.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, there every day when it's a flea bag.

Oh, hardly.

And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that.

You know, that the blizzard thing.

The blizzard thing.

Oh, well, here's the report.

The National Weather Service is calling for a blizzard thing.

Yeah.

They are.

But you know, there's another reason why today is especially, especially cold.

Especially cold, okay.

But the big question on everybody's lives together.

Chaplain on their chaplain.

Am I right?

Let's see a think.

Fills.

Gonna come out and see a shadow.

Pump's a tiny fill.

That's right with Chuck Chuckers.

It's round hog day.

Get up and check that.

Hold up there.

Yeah.

You're so e-summer, honey.

Morning.

Morning.

You have to see the ground hog.

Yes, I am.

Do you think it's going to be an early spring?

I'm predicting March 21st.

Oh, good guess.

You know, I think that actually is the first name of spring.

Did you sleep well, Mr. Carter?

I slept long.

This is like a train.

Would you like some coffee?

I don't suppose there's any possibility of getting an espresso

or a cap of tuna or a spoon, is there?

Oh, I really don't know.

How does it smell?

It's a espresso.

This looks fine.

I hope you enjoyed the festivities.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'm glad.

There's talk of a blizzard.

Well, we may catch a break, and that blizzard's going to be a bit more.

All of this moisture coming up out of the south.

My midday is probably going to push on to the east of us.

And of high altitude, it's going to crystallize and give us a week

all snow.

Probably be some accumulation.

But you're going to focus on your high is going to get up to about 30

today.

Teen's tonight.

Transpursportation.

About 20% today, 20% tomorrow.

Did you want to talk about the weather or were you just making

chit chat?

Chit chat.

Okay.

Let's see you later.

Bye.

Oh, well.

When are you checking out today, Mr. Conderts?

Chances departure today, 100%.

Hey, Phil.

Phil?

Hey, Phil?

Phil?

Phil, Connor?

Phil, Connor?

I thought that was you.

Hi, you're doing.

Thanks for watching.

Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I

sure is heckfire.

Remember you.

Not a chance.

Ned.

Ryerson.

Needle knows Ned.

Ned, the head come up.

But he tastes Western high.

Ned Ryerson, I did the whistling belly button trick at the high school

talent show.

Ben.

Ned Ryerson got the shingles real bad.

Senior, you're almost didn't graduate.

Ben?

Ben?

Ned Ryerson?

I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times to you told me not to any more.

Well, Ned Ryerson?

Ben?

Ben?

So you turned for all that belly button thing, Ned?

No, Phil.

I still insurance.

What a shot.

Do you have life insurance?

Because if you do, you could always use a little more.

Am I right, or am I right?

Right.

Ned?

I would love to stand here and talk with you.

But I'm not going.

I'm not going.

Hey, that's all right.

I'll walk with you.

You know, whenever I see an opportunity now, I charge it like a bull.

Ned, the bull, that's me now.

You know, I got friends of mine who live and die by the actuarial tables.

And I say, hey, it's all one big crap shoot, any who.

Tell me, have you ever heard of single premium life because I think that really could be the ticket for you.

Oh, God.

It is so good to see you.

Oh, what are you doing for dinner?

Something else.

It's been great seeing you, Neil Hedge.

Take care.

Watch out for that first step, it's in duty.

There is a有人...

A woman in the front of him.

Here's his baby.

This is just Kowt.

No, let's watch him.

Oh no!

Wait, no!

Zack, please.

Daniel?

Are you sure tonight?

That's Schwan.

These people are great.

Some of them imparting all my laundry,

saying songs to they get too cold,

and then they go sit by the fire,

and they get warm, and then they come back and they say,

thanks a more.

Yeah, they're kicks, Rita.

So, sleep okay without me.

You're tossing, Tarantin.

You're incredible.

Who told you?

Oh, it's proud nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, I'm being three.

Two, one.

Once a year, the eyes of the nation turn to this tiny ham,

with the Western Pennsylvania,

to watch a master at work.

The master?

Humps a tiny fill.

The world's most famous weatherman, the Groundhog,

who, as legend has it,

can predict the coming of an early spring.

So, I guess the question we have to ask ourselves today is,

just fill feel lucky.

That is the same old stick every year.

The guy comes out with a big stick,

and wraps on the door.

They pull the little rat out,

they talk to him, the rat talks back,

and then they tell us what's going to happen.

Oh, it's an EQ.

Hey, you like your guys,

but they're prominent to the upper teeth?

No.

They're the little, they're the little.

This February 2nd,

at 720 in 30 seconds,

punk's a Tony Phil,

the Sierra of Sears,

prognosticator of prognosticators,

emerged reluctantly,

but alertly in punk's a Tony PA,

and stated in Groundhoggies,

I definitely see a shadow.

All right, folks.

Six more weeks of winter.

I mean, three, two, one.

This is one time where television really fails

to capture the true excitement

of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

I, for one, I'm very grateful of Ben here

for punk's a Tony.

This is Phil Conner's, so long.

Okay, I'm trying to game without the sarcasm.

We got it.

Three Madonna's.

Oh, hey, take a look at this.

What is going on?

I don't know Phil, perhaps it's that giant blizzard,

we're not supposed to get.

Hi, I got you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

but he quanks this horn, but he'll take it.

Okay, pal.

No, no!

Ha ha!

Hey, you man, we're just going on.

There's nothing going on with clothes in a road.

Make the lizard moving in.

What blizzard?

It's a couple of place.

Don't you listen to the weather?

We got to make a storm here.

I make whoever.

All of this boy's tickling up in a fire.

The cow was going to put y'all to the east.

Did it help you?

No, you got that Mr. Winderhead.

Now you can go back to Puxa, Tony.

Well, you can go ahead and put y'all in the air.

Sure, choice.

So what's it going to be?

I'm thinking.

Come on.

All the long distance lines are down.

What about the satellite?

Is this snowing in space?

Don't you have some kind of a line that you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities?

I'm both.

I'm a celebrity.

I'm a celebrity.

I'm a celebrity.

I'm a celebrity.

I'm a celebrity.

I'm both.

I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

Can you catch me through on that line, please?

Could I have one more of these with some booze in it, please?

Boy, I like it here.

Phil, you going to the ground, huh, dinner?

No, I had ground hug for lunch.

Wasn't bad.

Just like chicken.

You two run along.

Wow.

Looking foxy tonight, man.

Hey, is your troop going to be someone cookies getting in this year?

Oh, I'm so funny Phil.

So what are you going to do?

I think I'm going to go back to my room and take a hot shower and maybe read.

I'll sleep.

Sit yourself.

You're a little bit too hot.

No, that wouldn't be the day.

Of course not.

Sweet dreams.

Hey, scumbois, you're playing yesterday's tape.

Here's the report.

The National Weather Service is calling for a big lizard.

Yeah, they are.

But you know, there's another reason why today is special.

Especially cold.

Especially cold.

The big question on everybody's lives.

Chaplips.

Chaplips.

Chaplips.

They feel going to come out and see the shadow.

I'm such a funny Phil.

That's right with Chuck Chuggers.

It's roundhog day.

Get up and check me out.

Yeah, who is who we come here for?

What the hell?

Morning.

Oh, see the groundhog?

Yeah.

Think it'll be an early spring.

Didn't we do this yesterday?

I don't know what you mean.

No!

Don't mess with me for a chop.

What day is this?

Just put away second.

Groundhog day.

No, I thought it was yesterday.

Oh.

Did you sleep well, Mr. Carnus?

Did I sleep well?

Would you like some coffee?

Yes, please.

I think I'll have a double.

I hope you enjoy the festivities.

There's talk of a blizzard.

Do you ever have deja vu, Mr. Carnus?

Yes, please.

I think I'll have a double.

I hope you enjoy the festivities.

There's talk of a blizzard.

Do you ever have deja vu, Mr. Langester?

I don't think so, but I could check with a kitchen.

No, that's okay. Thank you.

Will you be checking out today, Mr. Carnus?

I'd say the chance of departure is 80%.

75, 80.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Where's everybody going?

To God, there's no.

It's Groundhog day.

It's still just once a year, isn't it?

Hey, Phil.

Phil?

Hey, Phil, Conner's.

I thought that was you.

I thought that was you.

I thought that was you.

Well, I don't remember me because I sure is heckfire.

Remember you.

Well, Ned Ryerson.

Ben, oh, first shot right out of the box.

So, how's it going, buddy?

Well, I'd say the truth, Ned.

I'm not feeling real well. We just excuse me.

What? You know, it's funny, you should mention your help

because you will never guess what I do now.

Again, you are sharp as a tactic.

Do you have life insurance fill?

Because if you do, you could always use a little more.

Right? I mean who couldn't.

But you want to know something?

I got to be, Lynn.

You ain't got any.

Am I right or am I right?

Am I right?

I gotta go.

Phil!

Who the hell are you?

Watch out for that first step, it's a dizzy.

Ah, let's go.

Make something elbow!

Please, subscribe!

Try to get there!

There's your bail only?

I'm gonna leave you here.

Who me a favor?

I need someone to give me a good hard slap in your face.

Help that.

Good.

You need any help with the other cheek. Let me know I'm right here.

Someone's going on. I don't know what to do.

Are you drunk or something?

Drunk's more fun. Can I be serious with you for a minute?

I don't know. Can you?

Yes. I'm being serious.

I'm having a problem.

I may be having a problem.

Read up. Read up.

It's ground at time.

See? I knew you were going to say that.

I really feel weird.

Let's just do this, Phil. Then we'll talk.

Alright, I'm meeting three, two, one.

Well, it's Groundhog Day. Again.

And that must mean that we're up here at Gobblers' knob,

waiting for the forecast from the world's most famous Groundhog weather ran.

The Puncta Tony Phil, who's just about to tell us how much more

winter we can expect.

This is the Ryan.

This is the neat kid.

This is February 2nd.

At 720 and 30 seconds.

Puncta Tony Phil, the serum's use.

The

Fire.

Yes, sport. I know there's a blizzard.

One of the longest since lines going to be repaired.

Well, what if there is no tomorrow?

There wasn't one today.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm here for a job that I wanted to have in my

There ain't no way I won't come back.

We can't fight.

I got you quick.

I got you quick.

Morning.

Up to the Groundhog.

Oh, did you sleep well?

Hey, Phil.

I don't know where.

Don't say you don't remember me because I hear his hackfire.

Remember you? It's me, Matt.

Ryan here.

He's a ghost.

Come on, buddy.

Hey.

Hey.

Where have you been?

Can I talk to you about a matter of his not worth related?

You never talk about.

We really have to talk.

Hey.

It's a creative meeting for him.

We've got work to do.

No, I don't.

I've already done it twice.

Now, when you get finished coming in the diner.

Phil.

What's that all about?

I don't know.

I'm free with the dust.

We're coffee, huh?

No thanks to check, please.

These Dicky Bands are just heaven.

All right, then.

I just put that anywhere.

Oh, yeah.

Good save.

Okay, now tell me why you two sick to work and it better be good.

Rita, I'm reliving the same day over and over.

Groundhog day today.

Okay, I'm waiting for the punch line.

No.

Really?

This is the third time.

It's like yesterday.

Never happened.

I am rackin' my brain, but I can't even begin to imagine why you make up something like this.

I'm not making it up.

I am asking you for help.

Okay, what do you want me to do?

I don't know.

You're a producer.

Come up with something.

What my advice?

I think you should get your head examined if you expect me to believe a stupid story like that, Phil.

Phil, like the Groundhog Phil?

Yeah, like the Groundhog itself.

I hope for you shadow there, pal.

More runs.

Your bus is leaving.

You guys ready?

You better get going if we're going to stay ahead of the weather.

Let's talk about it back in Pittsburgh.

I'm not going back to Pittsburgh.

Why not?

Because of the blizzards.

I thought you said that was going to hit Al tuna.

Yeah, I know that's what I said.

I think you need help.

That's what I've been saying, Rita.

I need help.

Well, no spots, no plots, no tumors, no lesions, no aneurysms.

At least none that I can see Mr. Cars.

Of course, if you want to catch a can or an MRI, you're going to have to go into Pittsburgh.

I can't go into Pittsburgh.

Why can't you go into Pittsburgh?

I told you there's a blizzard.

All right, the blizzard.

You know what you may need, Mr. Conners?

A biopsy.

A psychiatrist.

That's an unusual problem, Mr. Conners.

Most of my work is with couples, families.

I have an alcoholic now.

When you went to college, right?

I mean, it wasn't veterinary psychology.

Did you take some kind of course to cover this stuff?

Yeah, sort of.

I guess abnormal psychology.

So...

What do I do?

I think we should meet again.

How's tomorrow for you?

Is that not good?

I was in the Virgin Islands once.

I met a girl.

We ate lobster, drank pina coladas.

I've heard that we made love, like, see others.

That was a pretty good thing.

Why couldn't I get that day?

Over.

Then over.

You know, some guys would look at this glass and they would say,

that glass is half empty.

Other guys would say, that glass is half full.

I think you as a glass is half empty, can't it guy am I right?

What would you do if you were stuck in one place?

And every day was exactly the same.

And nothing that he did mattered.

Yeah, that sums it up for me.

Come on.

I've got you out.

This is a stick, a little bit.

Got it.

Come on out here.

Come on.

Give me your key.

I mean, the keys.

Friends don't let friends drive.

Right? Come on.

Stand up here.

They could deep breath.

You feel okay?

Really?

Okay, guys.

Oh, oh.

You want to throw up here? You want to throw up in the car?

I think both.

I really don't think I should be driving.

No, no, I don't.

I don't need to.

I want you.

No, I want you.

I want you.

Bring me.

All right.

Hey, let's not forget the seatbelts.

Hey, let's go for some flat jacks.

Yeah.

Let me ask you guys a question.

Shoot.

What if there were no tomorrow?

That would mean there would be no consequences.

There would be no hangovers.

We could do it.

Everyone wanted.

Ah.

That's true.

We could do whatever we want.

Hey, we wanted to hear mailboxes.

We could not rock drive.

Fuck here.

Hey, hey, fell.

I think it might need to stop.

Hey.

Oh.

Hey, fell.

I think it might need to stop.

Hey.

Oh.

Oh.

This is the same thing your whole life.

Clean up your room.

Stand up straight.

Pick up your feet.

Take it like command.

Be nicely assistant.

Don't experience one ever.

Oh, yeah.

Don't drive on the railroad track.

Oh, fell.

That's when I happened to agree with.

I don't know.

Yes.

Sometimes I think you just have to take the big chance.

I'm just a little more familiar with it.

Hey, look.

I can be here.

Oh, my God.

I'm the best.

He's got a sweater first.

I'm not going to move my hand rules.

It's been a while.

I noticed that your make choices and the other one.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Let me handle this.

Yeah.

Three cheese burgers, two large fries.

Two chocolate chicks, one large coconut.

And some flap jacks.

Toorly for flap jacks.

There ain't no ever.

We can't find you.

You whole rise in track hours.

No, we're going to do it.

Because it's cold out there today.

It's cold.

There every day.

What is this?

But average.

Not hot.

It's left like a baby.

Thank you.

I'd love some of your coffee.

Please.

I'll always move in a little bit later.

But the blizzard's going to hit outside at town.

It's just a little bit more.

This is like a stirred.

Was anybody looking for me here this morning?

Perhaps a state official may be a luhan gun, nightstick?

No, no.

No one like that.

Will there be?

Apparently not.

Hmm.

We hold my room for me.

Please.

I'm going to stand next today.

Hey.

Phil.

Phil.

Phil.

Hey.

Phil Connor.

Matt.

I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the win.

It's inspiring in a way.

My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.

We're coffee, huh?

Yeah, just keep it coming, please.

You're fine.

It's really nice.

Good.

Put that anywhere.

Yeah.

It's safe.

Don't you worry about the weather.

Don't you worry about cholesterol, lung cancer, love handles?

I don't worry about anything.

Any more.

What makes you so special?

Everybody worries about some.

That's exactly what makes me so special.

I don't even have to floss.

More.

The rich, concentred all in self.

Living show forfeit fair and out.

And doubly dying shall go down to the wild dust once he's frung.

Unwept, unhonored, and unsung, sir-waterscott.

What, you don't like poetry?

I love poetry.

I just thought that was willier, Scott.

I was cute.

Even though I'm acting like this because I'm ego-centered?

I know your ego-centric.

It's your defining characteristic.

Are you guys ready?

You better get going if we're going to stay ahead of the weather.

Thanks, Larry.

Well, would you like a doggy bag?

No, but I'll stay here and finish.

I thought you hated this town.

Well, that's beginning to grow on you.

Larry, quit staring.

These are excellent.

Go, Napa Tee.

Hey, you see the groundhog this morning?

Uh-huh. I never miss it.

What's your name?

Nancy Taylor, and you are?

What high school did you go to?

What?

High school.

Lincoln and Pittsburgh?

Who are you?

Who was your 12th-grading teacher?

Are you kidding?

No, no, no.

12th grade, your English teacher was...

Mrs. Wallace.

This is Wallace.

Nancy.

Lincoln.

Wallace.

Okay, thanks very much.

Hey.

Hey.

Nancy Taylor.

Lincoln High School.

I said next to you, Mrs. Wallace's English class.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Phil Conner's.

Wow, that's amazing.

You don't remember me, do you?

Um, I even asked you to do the prom.

Phil Conner's?

I don't remember.

I don't remember.

Phil Conner's?

I was short and I was proud of her.

Yes.

Gosh.

How are you?

Great.

You look terrific.

You look very, very terrific.

Listen, I gotta go do this report.

Are you a reporter?

I'm a weatherman with Channel 9 Pittsburgh.

Oh, gosh, I should have known. That's great.

But maybe later we could.

Yeah, whatever.

Stay right here.

Promise me?

Yes.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Oh, Rita.

What's Rita?

How's she?

I know.

What is this?

I'm kind of a one night stand.

On the contrary, Nancy.

I love you.

I've always loved you.

This is going to seem sudden.

Nancy, will you be my wife?

Oh, Phil.

I'm so glad I got married.

I'm so glad I got married.

Oh, Phil.

Rita.

Nancy.

Whatever.

I've got to win.

Dog Park.

Here's a truck.

Exit Herman.

What kind of bank?

Exit Felix.

Sandstand there with an out-sub right look on your face.

All right, Doris.

Come on.

Hey, fix your bra hunting.

That's very good.

Felix.

Are you doing Doris?

Can I have a rollercoer?

Can.

Nine.

Eight.

Eight.

Five.

Five.

Four.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Four.

Four.

Three.

Two.

Two.

Felix.

But let me bring you two bags of one.

I don't know.

Eight.

I have alex at my last bag of� Wherever you go.

I don't want to split my birth pet, or shout for everything.

Got it?

But福lling itself up there.

I'm eating something!

I know that this is Robbins.

Well, understand that.

What do you mean?

Answer me.

I don't want W Patrol to bother with the 2022ça,

but of course I can do that.

Ok.

I've seen over a hundred times.

Phil?

Told you.

Call me Bronco.

Sorry, Bronco.

I had an ence.

Well, if you don't say, I'd remember him.

Hi. Hi.

That'll be one adult and two adults, I guess.

Brownhog.

Who has legend as it can predict the coming on early spring?

So I guess the question we have to ask ourselves today is,

just feel feel lucky.

Rita, if you only had one day to live, what would you do with it?

I don't know, Phil. What are you dying of?

No.

I mean, the whole world is about to explode.

What do you do?

I just want to know where to put the camera.

What are you looking for?

Feel a date for the weekend?

No. I'm just interested in you.

What do you want? What do you like?

What do you think about it?

What kind of many you interested in?

What do you do for fun?

Is this for real, Phil?

Are you just trying to make me look like a fool?

I'm just trying to talk like normal people talk, isn't this how they talk?

Plus.

Okay, so talk to me.

Let me buy you a cup of coffee.

Anna Donna.

All right.

So what do you want in our life anyway?

I guess I want whatever about you want.

She and I, career, love, marriage, children.

Are you seeing anyone?

I think this is getting too personal.

I don't think I'm ready to share this with you.

How about you? What do you want?

What do I really want?

I'll please.

Well, why not? What are you looking for?

Who's your perfect guy?

My first of all, he's too humble to net waste perfect.

That's me.

Yeah, he's intelligent, supportive, funny.

Intelligent, supportive, funny.

Me, me.

He's romantic and courageous.

Me also.

He's got a good body, but he doesn't have to look in the mirror every two minutes.

I have a great body, and sometimes they go months without looking.

He's kind, sensitive, and gentle. He's not afraid to cry front of me.

This is a man we're talking about, right?

He likes animals and children and he'll change poopy diapers.

Does he have to use the word poopy?

Oh, any plays an instrument?

Any love, sister, mother.

I am really close on this one.

Really, really close.

That's Phil Conner's.

Hello.

Thanks for watching.

I'm going to be back.

So, what are the chances of getting out today?

Fans do a one-star at Larry's working on it.

Wouldn't you know it?

Can I buy you a drink?

Okay.

Jim Bean, Ice, Water.

For you, Miss.

Sweet Remoath and the rocks with the twist, please.

What are the chances of getting out of town today?

The fans do a one-star at Larry's working on it.

I wouldn't you know it.

Can I buy you a drink?

Okay.

Sweet from Ruth, Rocks with the twist, please.

For you, Miss.

The same.

That's my favorite drink.

Mine too.

That always makes me think of Rome.

The way the sun hits the buildings in the afternoon.

What should we drink too?

To the Groundhog.

Always drink to world peace.

I don't know what to do.

Can I buy you a drink?

Okay.

Sweet from Ruth, Rocks with the twist, please.

For you, Miss.

The same.

This is my favorite drink.

Mine too.

It always makes me think of Rome.

The way the sun hits the buildings in the afternoon.

What should we drink too?

I like to say a prayer in drink to world peace.

To world peace.

World peace.

This is wonderful.

Sorry.

How do you know so much about punk's and honey?

I've spent a lot of time.

Small town people are more real than I do.

That's all I feel.

Really?

Do you like trying some white chocolate?

Yeah, I'll make me sick.

No white chocolate.

There is something so familiar about this.

Do you ever have days over there?

Do you just ask me that?

I think people placed too much emphasis on their careers.

I wish we could all live in the mountains, but high altitude.

That's where I see myself in five years.

How about you?

Oh, I agree.

I just like to go to the floor.

See where it takes me.

I'll just let you hear.

Hmm.

What's this about a million miles from where I started out college?

You weren't in broad campus.

I was just going to go to the park.

I was just going to go to college.

You weren't in broad casting, and you're only...

Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.

What a waste of time.

I mean, for someone else, that would be an incredible waste of time.

So bold of you to choose that.

It's incredible.

You're a blessed, very, very strong person.

I think people placed too much emphasis on their careers.

Gosh, I wish we could all live in the mountains.

That high altitude's.

That's where I see myself in five years.

How about you?

I agree.

I just like to go to the floor.

Yeah.

See what happened.

Well, it's gotten you here.

Uh-huh.

Of course, it's a million miles from where I started out in college.

Oh, yeah?

You weren't in broad casting, or a German's made of like that?

Uh-huh.

Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.

Right?

The Fiki, I remember.

It's a common thing.

It's a good thing.

I'm a little shocked, right now.

You speak French.

Yeah.

No, getcha.

I've been done this since I was a kid.

Maybe he's fun.

It's good clean for me.

I hope that one day I could do this with my own children.

Where'd you get that?

Well, I went over the snowman, and shot.

Hey, in a session.

I'll protect you, your majesty.

I shall die for you.

You shall not take her.

Find cover in my lady.

Hey, no, no.

I'm going to go.

Hey, there's a boy.

That's a boy.

Good cry.

You're cool.

God, help me.

Help me.

You're a man to me.

And then you say hello, and I can honestly be.

My heart is beating so, and then you want to tell.

You think you know me well.

Where'd you don't know me?

Where'd you know me?

No, you don't know the one.

Things of you and I.

And loves to kiss your lips.

And loves to hold your time.

Oh, there's a friend that's all I've ever been.

Oh, you.

Oh, oh.

What?

I'm just a man, he's not not easily a man, he's just.

About what?

How you can start a day with one kind of exploitation,

and a second completely different.

Well, do you like the way this day is turning out?

I like it very much.

It's a perfect day.

You're getting a plan a day like this.

Well, you can.

It just takes an awful lot of work.

Come on in.

I want you to have something.

I don't think I should yell.

Well, I don't think you should eat it.

That's why I'm just going to show you this one thing and kick you right out.

Just a few more minutes.

It's just lovely.

Would you like to sit and stare at the fake fire?

Okay.

It's really wonderful, man.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think we should do this.

I don't know either.

No, I'm second thought I need to go shoot.

It's a perfect day.

Well, it's a little fast for me.

Me too.

Maybe I should go.

Where would you go?

Why?

I've got a perfect fire.

I've got some French poetry here, both layer.

I think it's a steak.

I want to eat you.

I got some ice cream over on the windowsill.

Hold on a minute.

Rocky, bro.

I love Rocky, bro.

Yeah, I thought so.

You have to stay.

I'm no really feel.

I'm tired.

We can see each other tomorrow.

No.

Tonight.

It's gonna be tonight.

No, really.

Just stay for a while.

I feel like it's safe for a while.

I feel like it's safe for a while.

Let's not spoil it, okay?

Not spoil it.

I don't want to spoil it either.

You know, I can't.

I can't stay with you.

Why not?

I love you.

You love me.

I love you.

You don't even know me.

Oh, I know you.

I know.

I can't believe I fell for this.

This whole day has just been one long setup.

No, it hasn't.

And I hate fudge.

Yuck.

No white chocolate, no fudge.

What are you doing?

Are you making some kind of list or something?

No.

Did you call up my friends and ask them what I like and what I don't like?

No.

It's this what love is for you.

No, this is real.

This is love.

Stop saying that.

You must be crazy.

I could never love someone like you.

Feel because you're never loved anyone but yourself.

That's not true.

I don't even like myself.

Give me another chance.

That's for making me care about you.

I haven't done this since I was a kid.

I'm in here.

I'm in here.

It's fun.

I have to tell you.

I'm in here.

I'm in here.

I'm in here.

I don't have a kid.

I think that's what's missing in the world today.

Don't you?

Gosh.

I can't wait to do this.

This is my own children.

Golly, I want kids.

I want a job.

I want to adopt.

I want to have my own kids.

I want to have foster kids.

I got this over.

It's no man city.

It's true.

It's real.

Hey, ow, ow, I need you up for adoption.

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, here's a humbanger over here.

Hey, who is that great?

Ha ha.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Over here.

Where'd he been?

Missing all the fun.

Feel you look terrible.

What happened?

Rough nine?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm not a man.

I'm a man.

Okay, campus.

Rise and shine.

But don't forget your booties because it's cold out there today.

It's cold out there every day.

This country's largest lake, Chapala, is located near the city of Guadalajara.

What is mehikong?

Leslie.

What is mehikong?

Correct.

Lakes and rivers 400.

Senika is the largest of these lakes in West Central New York.

What are the finger lakes?

Jim.

What are the finger lakes?

Correct.

Lakes and rivers for 600.

There's South American lake.

Green, green, and green.

What is titty cocky?

Jim.

What is titty cocky?

Correct.

Lakes and rivers for a thousand.

Little key colored from racial clay when entering Lake Geneva.

This river is clear blue upon exiting.

Jim.

What is the run?

The run?

Good for $1,000.

You are $500 off the lead.

This is pitiful.

A thousand people.

Freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat.

What a height.

Right like they used to mean something in this town.

They used to pull the hog out and they used to hate it.

You're half a crit.

All in.

You got a problem with what I'm saying, Larry.

Untie your tongue and you come out here and talk.

Am I upsetting you, princess?

You know, you want a prediction about the weather.

You're asking the wrong film.

I'll give you a winter prediction.

It's going to be cold.

It's going to be gray.

And it's going to last you for the rest of your life.

I'm going to put your hand in my head.

I'm going to put your hand in my head.

There ain't no yellow on my mouth.

I'm going to put your hand in my head.

There ain't no yellow on my mouth.

Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this tiny village and western

Hint's going, blah, blah, blah.

There is no way that this winter is ever going to end.

As long as this groundhog keeps seeing the shadow,

I don't see any other way out.

He's got to be stopped.

And I have to stop.

Really good, Phil.

Really good.

He's out of his gourd.

I'm worried.

I think there's something really wrong with Phil.

Yeah, there's a lot of things really wrong with Phil.

I feel.

I've come to the end of Mary.

There's no way out now.

I just want to remember we had a beautiful day again.

Alright, little fella. Good job.

He just smiled at me. Did you see that?

Leave me, dude.

Okay, little fella. There you go.

Hi there, Mr. Something I can do you for.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, get the word out. Somebody get that, Phil. We're going in.

Why would anybody still agree on me?

I could probably think of a couple of reasons.

I'm just going to get the word out.

Who was to just snapped?

Sorry, man.

What is he doing? What can you be thinking?

That's not bad for a quadrupe.

You got to check you, man. Just side of your eye.

Side of your eye.

Hey, there's a chase. Come on. Make it fun.

Don't try, man.

Hot dog, there's no way out. Something where we came in.

We got him now.

What's he doing?

I don't know.

We got a shoot. He's in high. I don't want to hit the ground dog.

What's he doing?

I don't know.

We got a shoot. He's in high. I don't want to hit the ground dog.

We're going to hit the ground dog.

We mustn't keep our public waiting.

It's show time, kid.

He might be okay.

No, probably not.

He might be okay.

No, probably not.

He might be okay.

Did you sleep well, Mr. Conner?

Would you like some toast?

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

What was that again?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

What was that again?

I'm sorry.

What was that again?

I'm a God.

I'm a God.

I'm not the God.

I don't think.

Because you survived a car wreck, you folks ready, daughter?

I didn't just survive a wreck.

I wasn't just blown up yesterday.

I had been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, home,

electrocuted, and burned.

Oh, really?

Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender.

I am in the mortal.

Special today's blueberry waffles.

Why are you telling me this?

Because I want you to believe in me.

You're not a God.

You can take my word for it.

This is 12 years of Catholic school talking.

I could come back if you're not ready.

How do you know I'm not a God?

Oh, please.

How do you know?

Because it's not possible.

Oh, come on.

Darts.

This is Doris.

Her brother-in-law Carl owns this diner.

She's worked here since she was 17.

More than anything else in her life.

She wants to see Paris before she dies.

Oh, boy.

What are you doing?

This is Debbie Clisor, and if you don't say Fred.

Do I know you?

They're supposed to be getting married this afternoon,

but Debbie is having second class.

What?

Lovely ring.

This is Bill.

He's been a waiter for three years since he left Penn State,

and had to get work.

He likes the town. He paints toy soldiers in his gang.

I am.

This is Gus. He hates his life here. He wishes to stay in the name.

But I could have retired on half-half 20 years.

It's a deal, mate. This is an old treat.

Well, maybe the real God used this trick.

Maybe he's not of nip, but then he's just been around for long.

He knows everything.

Oh, okay.

Who's that?

This is Tom. He worked in the coal mine until they closed the town.

And Har?

Salis came over here from Ireland when she was a baby.

She lived in Eri most of her life.

It is right. And Har?

And the Aunt C. She works in the dress shop.

She's like a chipmunk when she gets real excited.

Hey!

It's true.

How do you know these people?

I told you, I know everything.

You know about five seconds, a waiter's going to drop a tray of dishes.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll give you a second.

What about me, Bill?

Do you know me, too?

I know all about you.

You like producing, but you hope, for more than channel line Pittsburgh.

Well, everyone knows that.

You like boats, but not the ocean.

You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains.

There's a long wooden dock in a boathouse with boards missing from the roof.

And a place used to crawl underneath to be alone.

You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones.

You're very generous.

You're kind to strangers and children.

And when you stand in the snow, you look like an angel.

How are you doing, Miss?

I told you, I wake up every day right here.

Right in Punksetani, and it's always February 2nd.

And there's nothing I can do about it.

If you still can't believe me, listen.

In ten seconds, Larry is going to come through that door and take you away from me.

But you can't let him.

Larry, please believe me.

You've got to believe me.

You've got to get going if we're going to stay ahead of the weather.

It's that.

If I could stand with the weather.

Maybe it really is happening.

I mean, how else could you know so much?

Well, there is no way. I'm not that smart.

Maybe I should spend the rest of the day with you.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

Maybe I should spend the rest of the day with you.

Maybe I should spend the rest of the day with you.

As an objective witness, just to see what happens.

Jesus sounds like a science project.

You've got to want it.

You've got to want it, Rita.

Oh, come on.

It's made it's more in the wrist than the fingers.

Just got our shh.

I'm sorry.

Be the hat. Come on. Go. Be the hat.

You would take me a year to get good at it.

No, six months, four to five hours a day.

And you'd be an expert.

Is this what you do with eternity?

There you go.

That's not the worst part.

That's the worst part.

The worst part is that tomorrow you will have forgotten.

All about this.

And you'll treat me like a jerk again.

No.

Sorry, I am a jerk.

No, you're not.

I've done it in the case.

I've killed myself so many times.

I don't even exist anymore.

Well, sometimes I wish I had a thousand lifetimes.

I don't know.

Feel, maybe it's not a curse.

Just depends on how you look at it.

Gosh, you're an upbeat lady.

I want you to know it's been a really nice day for me.

I'm true.

And maybe if it's not too boring, we could do it again sometime.

I hope so.

You're still here.

I thought you were supposed to disappear.

Or I was or something.

Nine to six.

Oh, you rat!

I never said midnight.

You knew I was waiting for midnight.

Do you just mean you've got to leave?

No.

Okay.

I'm sorry, you've been bothering me.

I promise I won't touch you.

Much.

I thought it was him.

I think the last thing that you were was...

...only got to make a tree.

Okay.

I don't know what to say when I think you're the kindest sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life.

I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people in your life.

I've first done a saw you.

Something happened to me.

I never told you about.

I knew that I'm going to hold you.

So far as I could.

I got to serve someone like you.

I really, really, really good.

So hard to be.

You say something.

Good.

Good.

All right.

I just want to be one of the good things in this.

If you don't understand how it goes, the best ways to feel that this is right.

That could be what I couldn't achieve.

Oh, they're every day.

What does this Miami Beach do?

I hardly.

Well, one copy.

Get it while it's hot.

Thanks, Bill.

Larry.

Skim milk too sugar.

Yeah, thanks, Bill.

Bass.

Dream?

We're just setting up.

Nice to hear Larry think you're picked.

Thanks, Bill.

Raspberry.

Great.

I was just talking with Buster Green.

He's the head groundhog, Hancho.

And he said, if we set up over here, we might get a better shot.

Let me think.

Sounds good.

Larry, what do you think?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's go for it.

Good work, Bill.

Maybe we'll get lucky.

We'll give you a head with a heavy spell.

No, no, you got your coffee.

OK.

Thanks.

We never talked, Larry.

Do you have kids?

Yes.

I'd like a piano lesson, please.

OK.

I'm with a student now, but if you want to come back tomorrow,

I can hardly.

Well, I don't want to get started.

I could give you $1,000.

Cut it.

Morning.

I'll have to see the groundhog.

Won't you?

I'll see you at it.

You think it's going to be an early spring?

Winter, slumbering in the open air.

Where's one is smiling face, a dream of spring?

Ciao.

Ciao.

APPLAUSE

LAUGHTER

Peter.

Hey, Larry.

All right, I should look.

Great.

Thank you.

Did you know he could ice-skumped?

No.

Not bad.

Mr. Conner, you say this is your first lesson?

Yes, but my father was a piano mover.

So...

Phil?

Phil Conner's eye thought it was you.

That ryer's turn.

I have missed you so much.

I don't know where you're headed.

Can you call instead?

I gotta get going.

It's good to see you Phil.

Oh, father?

It's good you don't place well.

Yeah, you're ready.

Are you the one who brought the old man in?

How's he?

Well, he just passed away.

What did he die of?

He was just old.

He was just his time.

I want to see his char.

I'll serve.

Serve you here.

Serve this is a restricted area.

Where's the char?

Sometimes people just die.

Not today.

It's hard down there at the bottom.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Come on, dad.

Come on, dad.

We're going to be the breeze, the breeze, brother.

When check off, saw the long winter.

He saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope.

Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life.

But standing here, among the people of Punks' Atonney,

and basking in the warmth of their hearth's and hearts,

I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

From Punks' Atonney, it's filled with conners.

So long.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

How was that for you, too?

Amen.

You touch me.

Thanks, dad.

Thank you.

I got to go.

That was surprising.

I didn't know yours.

So versatile.

I surprised myself sometimes.

Where are you going?

Would you like to get a cup of coffee?

I'd love to.

Can I have a rain check?

I've got some errands.

Got a run.

Okay.

Fill.

Errant errands.

What errands?

I thought we were going back.

Hold on.

What do you say?

What do you say?

What do you say?

Little brat?

You have never thanked me.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Maybe.

I just told you that.

No.

It can be a flat tire.

What?

I've done it.

I need a lot.

Oh, isn't it our way?

Oh, it's not our way.

Oh, isn't it?

Oh, nice.

Got a hand.

It's nothing, man.

I had the tire and the jack.

Just be comfortable, all right?

Give me a minute.

There.

I can't get the motor.

Oh, my god.

He's having a hard attack.

Do something.

I can't go on one minute.

I can't go on one minute.

I can't go on one minute.

I can't go on one minute.

I can't go on one minute.

I can't go on one minute.

I can't go on one minute.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

I think I did it.

Oh.

Okay.

Yes.

If you're going to eat steak, get some sharper teeth, all right?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

What was that?

I'm fine.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah.

Keep it.

Well, people just don't understand what is involved in this.

This is an art form.

You know, I think that most people just think that I hold the camera and pointed it.

There was a heck of a lot of order.

I just let.

Hey, would you be at all interested in seeing the inside of the band?

Oh, you know, I really have to get back to the party.

Great idea.

I think I'll go with you.

Let me just drop the tape.

Rita, hi.

How are you?

Rita, this is Nancy.

Hi.

Nancy, Rita.

We were just going to go to the party.

You're going to go?

Yeah.

Sounds like fun.

Maybe we should call Phil.

Phil, can I?

I think he's already in there.

Great.

Woo!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

He's my student.

I'm so proud.

Thank you.

Hello, welcome to our party.

I feel I didn't know you play like that.

I'm versatile.

It's that nice young man for the moment.

It's that nice young man for the moment, club.

Thank you again.

It's nothing ladies.

He's the fastest Jack in Jefferson County.

What was that all about?

I really don't know. They've been hitting on me all night.

There you are.

I need everything you properly for what you did for Buster.

Well, he would have choked for sure.

Well, he may have. He was trying to swallow a whole cow.

I owe you one buddy.

I'm going to enter. He's a real fine.

What did you do today?

Oh, same old sample.

I can't excuse me, Mr. Conters.

Hey, Fred, how was the weather?

Well, I just wanted to thank you for making Debbie go through with it and everything.

All I did was fan the flame of her passion for you, Fred.

You are the best.

No, you are the best. Rita, this is Debbie and Fred Clyder.

Hi.

Here you go, kids. Congratulations.

No way.

Russell, baby.

Oh, my God.

What a foul.

When I get a bandman's work, anyway.

Thank you, Mr. Conters.

You're a real foul.

Oh, that's a bad thing.

I don't understand.

Oh, yeah, I guess not.

I always have everyone know you.

I mean, you only come here once a year and you see like the most popular person in Thailand.

Excuse me.

Yes.

Dr. Conters? Yes.

I want to thank Fixie and Felix's back.

He can even help her out in the house again.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Jim.

Dr. Conters?

It's kind of an honorary time.

What is going on?

I really don't know.

Yeah, there is something going on with you.

Looks like the long version of the short.

Let's start with a short go from there.

Okay, folks, attention.

Time for the big bachelor watching.

Now you all know the rules.

All the eligible bachelor's come down in front.

Any ladies?

You bid on him.

You get to do whatever you want with him.

No, it's less than a half.

I don't want to know about it as long as it's legal.

Okay, so get out your pocket books and remember it's all for charity.

Phil.

What are you doing down here?

Come on, get up there.

I got 10 bucks. It says you're mine.

Hey, Buster, I got your first victim.

Phil, Conters, come on up there.

Alright, now what am I gonna do for this fine specimen?

Five dollars.

The bidding is the gun at $5.

Ten dollars.

Fifteen, twenty.

Twenty, five, thirty, thirty, five, forty, forty, five.

Fifteen, fifty, five, sixty.

I'm getting sixty to I hear more?

$339.88.

Well, I don't think we could accept any more of this.

I think that's so little.

It's $339.88.

Congratulations.

Okay, that's for who's next?

Alright, now what am I meant for this guy?

Well, here I'm fucking a hand.

Anybody?

$75.

I've been two bucks.

Oh, the lady for 25 cents.

I got it.

Oh, thank you.

Phil, Phil Conters.

I thought that was you.

You know, this is Ned Ryerson. He's my new insurance, isn't he?

I'll say.

I have not seen this guy for 20 years.

He comes up to me in many by his whole life term.

Uniflex, fire theft, auto dental health with the optional death

and dismemberment plan, water damage, Phil.

This is the best day of my life, mind.

Mind too.

Where are we going?

Oh, lift, not spoil it.

Oh, let's not.

Oh, I got that.

Why can't I look?

Because you bother me a lot.

I'm getting cold.

How much longer do I have to sit here?

I'm just trying to give you your money's worth.

You paid top dollar for me.

Well, I think you're a bargain.

Sweetie, I say. You're probably right.

Is it finished yet?

Almost. I still have to put some cherry syrup on the top.

Then we can eat it.

Come on, Phil. I'm freezing.

One second, one second.

Alright. Let me turn it away.

It's amazing.

It's beautiful.

How did you do that?

I know your face so well. I could have done it with my eyes closed.

It's lovely.

I don't know what to say.

I do.

No matter what happens tomorrow,

or for the rest of my life,

I may have been now.

Because I love you.

I think I may be too.

I got you.

It's not a great sign.

Don't listen to this, man.

It's too early.

Something is different.

Good or bad?

Anything different is good.

It's just could be real. Good.

Why are you here?

I bought you. I'm new.

But why are you still here?

You said today. So I stayed.

I can't even make a call.

He's staying.

Well, I got it checked.

Oh, stay.

They're gone.

They're all gone.

Do you know what today is?

No, what?

Today is tomorrow.

It happened.

You're here.

I'm here.

You feel? Why won't you like this last night?

You just felt asleep.

Who's the end of a very long day?

Is there anything I can do for you today?

I'm sure I could think of something.

It's so beautiful.

Let's live here.

We'll rent the store.