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Hey, how you doing?

Hi. Hi.

Would you happen to be going to Miami Dade?

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Well, I'm trying to interview people from Miami Dade College.

I'm okay, but thank you.

Okay. All right. I mean, are you sure?

Yeah. It's just for a tube channel.

I mean, I'll give you $100.

I'm good.

Thank you.

Look, I'll give you $200 just for a quick interview.

$200? Yeah, yeah. It's just, you know, I kind of had some questions about Miami

-Dade. I just want to interview a college girl and, you know.

All right.

You got time?

Yeah, I got time.

Oh, okay, cool. Thank you. Thanks for, I mean, we've been driving everywhere.

I just can't find any students. We're not allowed on the campus, so I can't

really do it on the campus.

Okay? Yeah.

But yeah, okay, cool. So, well,

nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. My name is Rodrigo.

Zarina.

Zarina, huh?

Good, good. So you go to Miami-Dade?

Mm-hmm. So what do you study?

Supply chain management.

Business. Jesus, really?

Yeah. It has to do with inventory.

Supply chain management.

Holy shit.

So...

The manufacturer makes a bunch of shit, and then you store the bunch of shit,

and you just gotta keep track of a bunch of shit. Yeah, and determine, like,

where everything goes out to.

And then you gotta determine where to send the bunch of shit.

Yeah, exactly. Uh-huh.

Wow.

That's crazy.

Like, they have school for that?

Mm-hmm. That's like a... It's a new thing, kind of. Like a new degree.

That's like a major?

Would that be considered like a major or a minor? Yeah, it's a major, like a

bachelor's.

It's like a five-year program.

Wow, you can get a bachelor's in where to put shit.

That's crazy.

That's awesome.

Bachelor's in where to put shit.

And how to store shit.

So how do you pay your way through college? Is it like expensive?

I have a waitressing job.

So I do full-time.

Full-time waitressing?

Yeah. Oh, you must... Hate it.

You must hate it.

It's alright. I wonder if it's one of those restaurants that like they exploit

like the whole like boobie situation. Do you have to have big boobs to work

there?

No. Sorry, I just I kind of noticed you got like big old titties.

Just a regular waitressing job. Look how she covers up. She's like, oh, well, I'm

going to cover my titties now. You're looking at my tits.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, like.

How old are you, by the way? I'm 24.

24. Is that kind of late to still be in college? It is. Oh, it is? Oh, she knew

exactly. Yeah.

So what, like, any particular reason why you're late in college?

Just the.

it takes a while to pay through and everything oh okay i've also transferred

a couple times hey it's never too late though never too late even i could go

back to college if i wanted right yes yeah anybody can yeah yeah so what like

what do you do with that kind of degree like where to put how to store uh

basically i would be working with bigger companies like so like the oil or like

energy companies oh like stuff like that wow

anything that has inventory yeah anything really what what made you do

that is that what are you so are you like um are you like an organizing freak

no i was working at a coffee shop and i was like the manager and then so people

were telling me i did a really good job with like the inventory and blah blah

blah so they suggested it

and i switched my major to wow because of a coffee shop huh yeah because you

knew where to put the beans and and and and where to store it and when to order

new beans yep see were you good at making coffee

i was very good you're a barista a barista oh nice

so you oh here's your money by the way i'm sorry about that

Shut up, Austin.

Thanks. There's your $200. Thanks for the interview.

Thank you. So, like, how much more of schooling do you have?

I have three more classes, and then I graduate.

Wow, and then you're off to living a big old life, huh?

Yeah.

Do you know where you want to apply first or no?

Apply first? Yeah, probably with Shell.

Yeah? Or, like, Chevron.

Wow, so you want to deal with gas.

Literally, gasoline?

Mm-hmm.

Are you a pyro?

I don't know what that means.

Do you like burning shit?

No. Okay.

Just kidding. I don't know why.

Gasoline just reminds me of burning.

Wow.

Okay.

Cool. See?

That's great. Yeah.

That's cool.

You know?

Good for you. Good for you.

So...

So how is the college life? I guess you don't live on campus, I guess, right?

No, I live with roommates.

You live with roommates?

It's good.

And you're able to afford all of that, huh? Like rent and schooling? Is it

expensive? It's pretty fine, but yeah, it's expensive.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. Well, I'd like to help out with some of your expenses if you don't mind.

Okay, right away.

Well, I'd like to give you like 500 bucks.

Would that help out with some expenses?

It would, but for what?

I don't know. Maybe you could do something crazy.

Like what?

Oh, look. She's taking it, though. She said we'll talk about it after. Go

ahead. You can take it. Okay.

Yeah. I don't know. Show us something wild and crazy. I noticed you're not

wearing a bra.

I'm not.

They're annoying.

They're annoying?

Yeah. And I think it's pretty not secret. I can see your nipples, by the

way. I can see your nipples.

yeah would you would you show us your titties you don't

think so why not come on is it $500 gonna help you with college well

can you make the imprint at least will you like there

you go there you go

All right, let's talk about why you won't show us. Do you have a look you're

sweating?

We got boob sweat.

I mean, it's cold in this it's cold in this van.

You want to come in here?

No, you don't want to come in here.

I don't know. She doesn't want to come. No, she doesn't want to come.

I told her it's freezing in here.

I have a sweater on how cold it is in here.

You sure you don't want to come? Yeah, no, I'm good.

Do you have a boyfriend?

You do not?

Okay, so let's talk about this. You don't have a boyfriend, right?

$500 would be a great, like, well, actually, you just took my $500. Shit,

you already have it.

All right, I'll let that one go. How about another $500? So another $500.

Now we're talking really good money.

Really? Yeah.

Now, all we want to do is see your tits. Like, what's the harm in that?

Okay, one, you don't know us, so you don't know if we're creepy.

Yeah. Okay?

Right now, you can just say we're opportunists. We're just trying to see

some titties. You can maybe say perverted.

That might work, but not creepy.

Yeah, not creepy. Creepy is a different... Just unusual.

Creepy is weird. Creepy is, you know, this would be like I'd be following you

down the street. It'd be nighttime, and I'm like, you know, hiding behind trees.

That's creepy.

That's creepy.

And not offering you money, right?

You know, we're trying to help you pay for college. I'm trying to do the right

thing. I'm trying to help you out.

Now, let me ask you this. You ever had a one-night stand?

I have.

Oh, so he saw your titties for free.

Yeah. And he was a total stranger.

Sure did. And he didn't give you $500.

Yeah. So what do you say?

Are you sure you don't want to?

All right, I'll give you $750 to see those tits.

Maybe.

Think about it. I believe in your your future. I'm I'm I'm Investing in your

education.

I Got it ready. Look I got money Are you sure?

Don't do it out there, but if you want we could do it or here in the van she

said yes So have a seat have a seat You Austin come help me close this window. I

got it. Look right here here here there's uh there's the money I'm gonna

set up my camera in a second let me just give me a second to kind of like do what

I gotta do to get this going all right there we go uh do you mind if we just

drive around a little bit it kind of cools the ac down a little bit more just

driving okay you okay with that that's fine all right so

Nice to meet you Wow I can't help but tell you

Are you really showing me your pink underwear aren't you?

Yeah We would love to see oh

There you go you put that shirt under there get all that blue sweat

Here come down here sit down here I'll give you $100 you pour this on

you Is that okay?

Yeah, that was easy Yeah,

see on your knees be on your knees get up on your knees

If you don't mind, like, getting... Nah, I mean, you're going to get a little

wet, but it's kind of a hot day, right?

Yeah.

She's a gangster. Look at her. She...

Did that feel good?

It actually did.

Like, really well. You're all wet now.

Yeah. Oh, look at you. See, you're doing the right thing. You're investing in

your future.

I'm not going to be able to go to class like that.

Well, hopefully you haven't changed. Oh, nice. Yeah, she didn't have.

Wow, look at this girl. This girl's got her.

Jeez.

Look at these tits.

Do everyone chase you around college because of these tits? Do they try to?

Yeah, a lot of people like them.

I get a lot of stares at bed. I can't stop staring.

Do they feel good?

They do.

Do you want to feel?

I want to feel.

Do you want to feel? Thank you.

I can feel. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Those are nice.

I could sleep on these things. Oh, my.

That's what you think of when you see titties? You can sleep on them?

And suck on them.

She said I could sleep on them. But they're so soft.

Oh, my God.

Hey, how about this I'll give you $500 you sell us your underwear

I'm about this money

I can't help but notice

You're pretty comfortable getting naked I guess huh you must have a lot of one

-night stands

Depends. Depends on what you consider one-night stands, huh? Yeah.

I mean, you fuck a lot of random people?

And then never talk to them again?

Not all the time.

You fuck anyone in any of your classes?

Yeah, I have.

Yes, I have.

You have fucked someone in your class?

Yeah, they're my age.

He was cute That's what college is for right

I Kind of like where you were sitting

I think you just open up your

She reached for some dick she reached for dick oh shit She

reached for dick

I think she knows what she wants. Yeah, I think she does.

I think she's taking advantage of the opportunity right now.

Holy

shit.

She was already wet.

Take these off?

Straight to it, she said.

Take these off, see?

Oh, shit.

I mean, I told you I was already ready.

Yeah.

You're ready.

Oh, shit, she's going down here.

Oh, shit. Straight to it. It's always the quiet ones.

It always is the quieter ones.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, it's not gonna be a very good shot.

This is why you slept with my dick, yes.

Ooh, is this so good after I'm not cocked like that?

Let me just spit on it a little bit. Spit on it a little bit. Yeah, just keep

spitting. Make it stop.

Just keep getting more sobs like that. Blow bubbles on it like that.

She must really want to pay for a car all the time.

Keep going,

keep going, keep going.

You have beautiful brown eyes.

I mean, you want to hop on it? Ride it?

Yeah. Yeah?

I thought you said we made it this far, huh?

I want to see those titties bounce.

Oh, sir, I thank you.

I thank you so much.

One of those tunes are fucking sexy.

It's funny.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

yeah come

down

here

Oh, it's going to happen.

That's all.

I'm sorry.

Put it back down.

There it is.

Oh, Messi.

That's fucking awesome of me.

Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.

Nice. Nice. Nice.

Throw that ass back there.

Oh, she's talking to me.

Yeah.

Thank you.

His band is on for over a month.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Holy shit.

Oh, well, well.

Not as fucked, but we did it.

All right, girl.

You made some extra cash for your textbooks.

Yeah, right?

So you can learn how to go put shit where shit should go.

Do you mind if I let you off here we have I guess somewhere I got to go But

we're kind of like all we did was stay in your neighborhood. So we're like

right around here Well, technically we paid for those

Those are ours. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that.

So just pull your skirt down.

And pull that up. Pull that all the way down so you're not pissing no one

off. So cute.

Bye. Bye.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to fuck you, huh?

Bye. Okay, all right. Well, I guess it's goodbye.

Fuck, that was fast.

She just fucking, she just hits it and quits it, huh?

Do you feel dirty now? She just let you.

She just used you.