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Yeah, finally it's season's here, right?

Did you get your fantasy again?

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, I know.

You see, which one of my players screw up with you?

No, no, I'm pumped up.

The only thing is that the DMTV, you know,

there's a TV connection as poor, so it's like,

it keeps buffering.

It tries me nuts.

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

Oh, I have to.

Can you bring me the chips?

You want me some chips?

Come on, game starting soon.

Come on, I just want to see you.

The game is starting soon, and you might chips.

Come on.

Season, new season.

Here.

What the hell is this?

Oh, this is not.

Yeah, look, look at the doggy snacks.

It's peanuts.

It's butter-toffy.

Butter-toffy?

Yes.

What's wrong with that?

Look, I want my chips.

Sweet crunch, and they're a little bit better for you than chips.

OK, first, and I feel game this season,

the last thing I want is a healthy snack.

OK, you know, we don't have any chips.

Are you telling me we're at the chips?

Yes, we're out of chips.

Chris, can you believe that?

Just eat.

One thing, one is keep the chips.

Just eat the fucking chips.

We should always have chips.

OK.

You need to go to get chips?

I'm not leaving and getting chips.

I have a whole kitchen that needs to be cleaned.

Take this back.

I don't want this.

Then, don't snap.

And bring me my beer.

I'll take a beer.

Right?

Yeah?

I mean, I guess that's the, you know,

that's why they're the weaker sex.

You know, can't get one thing right.

No exactly, Chris.

You don't know what I have to deal with the daily basis.

Here.

What is this?

It's water.

We're making it with water.

Drink it.

Like a normal person.

Drink the water.

Yes.

Where's my beer?

There is no beer.

Maybe you went to the store.

You went.

We went.

You would have the things that you wanted.

I told you over the weekend.

Need my beer and read my chips for Sunday.

Well, I wasn't able to get it.

So, there's water.

I don't water here.

Take no water.

Then what do you want?

I don't know.

Not you.

Go away.

Okay.

What are you good for, right?

What are they good for?

You know what?

Seriously, you can't keep me chips.

You can't bring me beer.

God darn, what is the point?

Have no woman around.

Oh yeah, I guess it's there's that point.

All right, get over here.

You're right.

That is what they're good for.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Every time I want to do something, you call for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What, what now?

Where are you doing?

Stop.

Sirius?

Why?

What are you doing?

Aren't you like supposed to be watching

a some game for three minutes?

We have a few minutes.

Stop.

There we go.

That's more like it.

What are you doing?

Knock it off.

Oh, my, what are you doing?

There we go.

There we go.

All right.

Come here.

Come here.

Oh boy.

Well, Chris is right.

Okay, get down, get down, get down, get down.

What?

Why?

Why?

I don't have time for this bull crop.

And you should have time for it either.

Since you're supposed to be watching the game.

It hasn't started yet.

I know, you know.

This is like, okay.

Get a whole national anthem and such.

Come on, get good weather.

Is that going enough?

Oh my god, come on.

Police are, let's go.

I'm not helping you with that.

You know, fine.

What's got into you today?

I have other more important things.

I don't.

This is nonsense.

Mm-hmm.

Pick it up.

Oh, my gosh.

There you go.

Really?

You're still on the phone.

Yeah.

Oh, what's that?

Yeah, she's just grabbed it.

You shouldn't tell her that from beginning.

Like what?

You know?

Can't get the right food for me.

This is what you can do.

You know, maybe if you went to the Garth history yourself,

everyone's in a while.

That's a woman's job.

So things do that you need.

That's for women.

I do everything else.

You know what your job is?

What?

What the fuck?

That's better.

No, it's not better.

Yeah, she's on it now.

Here we go.

There we go.

Blow a drop in football.

There you go.

Tell me.

What?

Why?

Go ahead.

Is that fine?

You can go.

Can I leave?

Can I go back to doing what I need to do?

Can you be the face?

What?

Can you be the face?

No.

Can you be the face?

What?

Can you be the face?

Please.

If you leave the face, can I go?

Yes.

There.

Did you go now?

Go again.

Again.

That is open.

That's how it is.

You go cross side.

Okay.

I can see the cross side.

Seriously?

I didn't see the cross side.

There.

Okay.

Go back to your work.

In the kitchen where you belong.

Since I had to ask for permission, can I put my clothes back on?

No.

Oh my word.

No way.

Go back there.

Okay.

Oh shit.

After.

What?

No.

Did you not call the cable company?

Tell me.

Look at our connection.

It's pausing.

The connection in this room is horrible.

This signal.

You're supposed to call them and get this resolved before the season started.

I did call them.

You did call them.

You did call them.

Come out until next week.

Oh god.

Look.

You have a whole other living room.

Go to it.

You see what I'm dealing with.

Chris?

Oh, you want to see.

No.

No, no, no.

Okay.

We're going to the room.

I'll get you on FaceTime.

I'll call you back from the other room.

No.

Okay. Cool.

Good idea.

Oh shit.

Doesn't feel like the right time for that.

This is especially in front of Chris.

But Chris, let's give him a kiss show.

Go ahead.

Grab it.

What?

Grab it.

Do you hurt me?

How do I do this for?

Well, next time by me the beer.

Cheers.

So are.

Oh my gosh.

How does this dress come?

He's where we put up with every day.

There's a year.

Here's like.

Why are you gilling?

It's getting even better.

Why?

You really took your shorts off in front of Chris.

Nothing he hasn't seen.

What?

What should I do, Chris?

What?

Shall I bend her over?

Like that?

What?

Yeah.

There we go.

You guys.

What is wrong with you?

Like...

Bulls of you.

Gosh.

Seriously?

Here we go.

Money.

That is Chris.

You're not going to actually have you do things.

Are you?

Not course.

Of course not.

What are you doing?

Hello.

Oh my gosh.

Hello.

Really?

Don't you and Chris like have a game to watch or something?

Like...

I think I'd say hello.

What?

Say hi to Chris.

Hi, Chris.

Yeah.

That's just lovely.

Sorry, Mike.

I think we can like...

No.

I tell Chris you wanted to go over it.

What?

Go ahead.

But I don't want Chris to come over here.

Don't just come over here.

That's so hard to say.

Chris, I want you to go over again.

That's so hard.

Mike.

I think I think we should...

I think you wish to be done.

You know?

You think so.

Seriously?

That's not what I meant.

Oh, you're right.

Of course I was wondering that.

What the fuck?

This is what you meant.

What?

Mike.

Yeah.

We do not do this.

We're not.

No, we're not.

You are.

Stop.

Okay.

You.

Carefully out here.

Like, put it in the mouth.

Fine.

There we go.

You can be bounded.

We want to think we can do.

We can do it for something.

We can do a lot of things.

Okay, no.

Yeah.

That's it.

You can get it in the bottom part.

Why?

What's that, Chris?

Well, okay.

You told him about that look.

Mike.

Do not look.

Fuck you, Chris.

You see it.

Is that good enough?

What?

I don't want to do it for Chris.

Go ahead.

There.

Okay.

All right.

That's it.

Tell him about what you're getting there.

Hmm.

I'll stay here next time.

Yeah, she's pretty good at it, obviously.

I don't need to.

No, I don't.

I think Chris is a bad.

All right.

Come on, come on.

What?

What?

Chris got a lot of this.

On top of you.

And for the Chris.

What?

What?

This way?

Yeah, whatever.

You can get it, Nick.

From it.

Oh, my gosh.

This is so wrong.

Oh, okay.

It's pretty nice if there's something so wrong.

I don't know what I need to do this for.

Just keep doing it.

Next time, I'd love you.

Dude, Chris, why are you staring so much?

Yes, the game can wait.

I agree.

I'm going to bring it back.

Oh, he's stopped.

No, no.

No.

No, no, no.

Okay.

Right.

What?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Good.

Good.

No.

Oh, Chris is still there.

Oh, there he is.

Let's do more of a show.

Come on.

Let's go.

It's been over.

Come on.

Come on.

Be a nice host.

Come on.

He's a good friend.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to get you this order.

Come on.

Get right in.

It's a good friend.

It's a good friend.

I don't care.

It's just really a private thing.

I just don't.

I bet it's just here.

You're going to miss all of your game.

That's all right.

That's this, Chris.

You guys are going to miss your game.

Okay.

Or complaining that I didn't get all the stuff for.

What's that?

Okay.

What?

What?

What?

What?

I don't want to face you, Chris.

Why do you have to come on with your suggestions?

And here.

This is a robot right here.

What are you doing?

Oh, no.

I'll set the corner.

Yeah, that's fine.

It's good.

I have to give the Chris that face even.

What?

Seriously?

You're talking me from behind.

Give it to the face.

There we go.

Oh.

Seriously?

You fit your finishing?

Yeah.

And you just did.

Okay.

Ooh, it's half time.

We're done.

All right.

Now I have to go to the story.

Give me some chips and beer.

What?

Chris, you want to come by?