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BOWERS:
So, you can see that Sheldon
has a baby tooth
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that never fell out.
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Is that a problem?
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Well, it's gonna keep the adult
tooth from coming down, and...
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it's gonna need to be extracted.
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Oh, he is not gonna be happy
about that.
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No, he is not.
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Are you sure we can't
just wait this thing out?
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It's gonna cause all the other
teeth around it to come in
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crooked and, well, you know,
braces can be expensive.
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(groans)
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He is gonna freak out
about the pain
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and the needle and the blood.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mention
that stuff when you tell him.
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Uh, can't you tell him?
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(laughs)
I'm not gonna tell him.
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But you're his doctor.
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And you're his mommy.
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Which means that I have to deal
with him all the time.
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Help me out here.
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No.
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Okay. Can we
tell him together?
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No.
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All right.
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What if I put your
business card, free of charge,
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in the next church newsletter?
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So, Sheldon,
little bit of dental news.
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You have a baby tooth
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that never fell out.
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Neat. Even my teeth
are stubborn.
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Anyway, in order for your teeth
to come in straight,
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Dr. Bowers is gonna
need to pull it out.
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Why didn't I hear this
from him?
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I had the same question.
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But a tooth extraction
is a major procedure.
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Not necessarily.
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Will there be blood?
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A little.
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Will there be a needle?
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Maybe, but you won't feel it,
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'cause he's gonna
put you under first.
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Put me under? With drugs?
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That's even more dangerous.
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Sheldon, lots of people
get their teeth pulled.
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It's not a big deal.
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Stop enjoying this.
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Sorry.
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No, you're not.
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No, I'm not.
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(sighs)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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This is not exactly the
date night I'd envisioned
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when I was shaving my legs.
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I'm almost done.
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We're elderly, you know?
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If anything,
dinner should be early.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
when I'm finished,
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I am gonna whisk you off
to the finest--
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and the only--
Chinese food place in town.
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Ying's? Their nachos are weird.
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I don't know,
it's not a bad idea
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to maybe venture out of Medford
once in a while.
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Even better, why don't we
go away for the weekend?
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Uh, come on--
You know how hard it is
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for me to get out of the store.
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What's the point
of being the boss
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if you can't get somebody else
to do your work for you?
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Uh, I might be able to leave
Georgie in charge.
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My grandson?
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That'd be the one.
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I want to go, so I'm just gonna
say "good idea."
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(chuckles)
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(both laugh)
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Hi, Sheldon,
what can I do for you?
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Do you have any books or videos
on the Lamaze technique?
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Uh-oh. Georgie get
that girl pregnant?
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It's for me.
I need to have a tooth pulled,
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and I'd like to do it without
putting my brain on drugs.
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Okay.
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I've seen that commercial
with the egg in the frying pan.
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Very effective.
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Well,
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since this is a high school,
we don't have material
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about giving birth
on the shelves.
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But...
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since this is a high school,
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I keep a few things here
under the counter.
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Excellent.
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And I'll let my brother know,
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in case he gets himself
in a pickle.
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(exhaling rhythmically)
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You're having a tooth pulled,
not having a baby.
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If it can work for getting
an eight-pound human
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through a birth canal,
it can work for a tiny tooth.
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Eight pounds?
I'm never having kids.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Fun fact: she ended uphaving four.
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And if I do, I'm taking
any drugs they'll give me.
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ADULT SHELDON:
That part was true.
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(radio playing indistinctly)
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Hey, Georgie.
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I'm thinking about
taking your meemaw away
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for this weekend.
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Okay. You have my blessing.
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Thank you.
And I was wondering, maybe,
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if you'd look
after the store while I'm gone.
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You saying I'm the manager?
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No, I-I'm saying I want you
to look after the store
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while I'm gone.
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But in a managerial capacity.
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(sighs)
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You think you can handle it?
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Yes, sir. I will make you proud.
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Great.
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Can I fire people?
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No.
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Can I get paid more?
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No.
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Can I at least change the music
we play here?
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What's wrong with the music
we play here?
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Nothing, it's just
kind of grandpa music.
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Well, how is this
"grandpa music"?
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Do you listen to it?
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Yeah.
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Do you have grandchildren?
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Yeah.
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Do you see where I'm going
with this?
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Okay, Sheldon, you ready?
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Not really.
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Yeah, that makes two of us.
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Why don't you guys come on back?
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You know what?
I'm just gonna stay here.
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Um, you don't need me
getting in your way.
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Oh, it's no trouble at all.
Come on.
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I've got my crochet.
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You're coming.
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Fine.
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So, you don't need to worry
about needles
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'cause we're gonna put you under
for the procedure.
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No, thank you. There are risks
associated with anesthesia.
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Feel free to jump in.
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Are there any other options?
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Well, he could stay awake
for it, but we'd have
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to give him novocaine.
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No needles. Just pull the tooth.
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Okay. Just so you know...
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(exhaling rhythmically)
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I'm gonna be using this.
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(loud, echoing banging)
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Drugs, please.
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You go to this casino often?
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Kind of.
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So don't be surprised
if everybody knows my name,
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how I take my whiskey
and the color of my lucky bra.
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Purple.
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No, that's my "get lucky" bra.
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(laughs)
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So, what are you into?
Craps, roulette?
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Well, not much of a gambler.
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You just left Georgie in charge
of your store, so... disagree.
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Mm, he's a lot smarter
than you think.
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Maybe you're not
as smart as I think.
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Well, if you like me just for
my body, I'm okay with that.
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(laughs)
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♪ If you could hear me think,
this is what I'd say... ♪
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There you go. I hope you enjoyed
your shopping experience.
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I did.
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I'd let the
manager know,
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but he already does,
'cause it's me.
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I'll take it.
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It's been a pleasure
to serve you.
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You might want to slow down.
We don't have a license
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to sell guns in here.
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(laughs softly)
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Just kidding, it's Texas.
We got them in the back.
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Okay, Sheldon,
we're gonna put the mask on.
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Now you just breathe normally
and count back from 100.
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But counting back from 100
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isn't complex enough
to occupy my mind.
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You're up again.
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Why don't you think
of something more sciencey?
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Like counting pi.
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That's a thing, right? Pi?
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I can't count pi,
it's an irrational number.
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But I can embrace the spirit
of your proposal and calculate
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the matrix coefficients
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necessary
for a unified field theory.
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Do that. Hit it.
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(slurring): Of the four
fundamental forces,
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the most difficult to unify
is gravity because...
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(exhales)
Oh, thank God.
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(carnival music playing)
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STURGIS:
Step right up.
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Step right up
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for your chance to meet Thoth!
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The Egyptian god
of knowledge.
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He has all the answers.
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No question too big
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or small.
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Hello, young man.
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Do you have a question
you'd like to pose?
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I do, but nobody
in the history of science
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has ever been able to answer it.
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(laughs): Well, they haven't
asked the great god Thoth!
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Right this way!
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Ask your question.
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Do you really possess
all knowledge?
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You only get one question, kid.
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You want that to be it?
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Oh. No.
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How can I unify
the four fundamental forces
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of the universe?
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Now we're talking.
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In order to unify gravity,
you must first understand
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that it is a distortion
of space-time.
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(mumbling):
Gravity. Of course.
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He even talks in his sleep.
Why am I not surprised?
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(plastic clacking)
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Didn't feel it at all.
That's how good this helmet is.
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Want to take a whack?
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Try it on.
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I'll be up front when
you're ready to buy it.
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Oh, no.
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(exhales)
Damn it.
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(roulette wheel spinning)
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MEEMAW:
26 for the twins'
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birthday, three for Georgie
and Mary wouldn't like it
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if I used her birthday
for gambling, so 13 for her.
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All right. For my grandson's
birthday, I'm gonna go black,
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'cause I don't remember.
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No more bets.
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26 black.
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(Meemaw whoops)
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Whoa! Yep! Hey-ah!
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Hooray for the grandkids!
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Whenever the hell
they were born!
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(laughs)
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You want to go to the bar?
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No, we've hit.
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We gotta ride this out.
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CROUPIER:
Double zero.
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Ride's over.
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To the bar!
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(moans softly)
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(TV playing indistinctly)
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(muffled):
Where am I?
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Oh, you died.
You're a ghost now.
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What?
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MARY:
Look who's awake.
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How are you feelin'?
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I had a dream.
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I solved a unified field theory.
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Well, good for you.
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But I can't remember it.
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Hmm.
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Well, you were
mumblin' something
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about gravity and forces.
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You need to be more specific.
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Shelly, you weren't makin'
much sense.
263
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:29,045
Mother, a unified field theory
is the holy grail of physics.
264
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,213
Solving it would be
the greatest breakthrough
265
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,215
in the history of science.
266
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,383
MISSY:
And you forgot it.
267
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,509
That's funny.
268
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,891
Hello, Dr. Bowers,
it's Sheldon Cooper.
269
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,560
I need you to administer
more anesthesia to me.
270
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,729
No, I don't have
a dental problem.
271
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,357
I need to reenter a trancelike
state so I can communicate
272
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,900
with Thoth,
the god of knowledge.
273
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,570
I would argue that the greatest
discovery in physics
274
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,906
is worth losing
your dental license.
275
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,532
Well, it's not
my fault you let them
276
00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,784
publish your home phone number.
277
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,035
(line clicks, dial tone drones)
278
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,746
Well, this is
my favorite table here.
279
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:08,334
Well, sure, every time
you put down money, you win.
280
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,962
Oh, this is nice.
281
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,425
You know, I really don't get
away from the store enough.
282
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,596
How come you're still
workin' at your age?
283
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:21,597
What do you mean "my age"?
284
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,057
I mean you're old.
(laughs)
285
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,558
I'm not old.
286
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,685
Well, I'm old and
you're older than me.
287
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,771
Yeah, that's true.
288
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,439
But we make it
look good though.
289
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,108
You don't want
to be that guy
290
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,610
that just works
till he drops dead.
291
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,904
I mean, maybe you
should retire.
292
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,739
Have a little fun.
293
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,282
Well, I'm here with you.
294
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,411
That's a good start,
'cause I'm fun.
295
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,079
Oh, man, you sure
as hell are.
296
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,372
(both laugh)
297
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,459
Hey, you know
what'd be fun?
298
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,920
New Orleans is just
an hour away from here.
299
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,297
Oh, I like where
this is headed.
300
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,592
And they got
themselves a 24-hour
301
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,053
wedding chapel.
302
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,847
What?
303
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,975
(laughs):
No!
304
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,309
What do you mean "no"?
305
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,437
We're good together
and we're both old.
306
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,021
That's what you said.
307
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,983
We-we haven't even
said "I love you" yet!
308
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,025
All right, fine.
309
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,694
I love you.
310
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,659
You... you're not gonna
say anything back?
311
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,744
Not under these
circumstances!
312
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,876
(mutters):
Ah, goddang it.
313
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,296
Dale?!
314
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,633
GEORGE JR.:
I'd like to report
315
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,011
a robbery.
316
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,513
Well, before I tell you my name,
is there any way we can do this
317
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,017
where the owner of the store
don't find out?
318
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,979
Because he left me in charge
and I really screwed up.
319
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,690
At least $400.
320
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,484
I know it's a lot.
321
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,194
That's why I said I screwed up.
322
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,698
I got to think about this.
323
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,367
I-I'll call you back.
324
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,703
ADULT SHELDON:
If I was going to recapturemy insight
325
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:11,207
into a unified field theory,I needed to find a way
326
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:15,044
to put myself back into analtered state of consciousness.
327
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,004
Native Americans would
328
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:20,049
sit in sweat lodgesfor hours to achieve this.
329
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,761
I lasted a minute and a half.
330
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,721
Self-hypnosis is another means
331
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,557
of bringing stillnessto the mind.
332
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,976
(screams)
333
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895
When it isn't giving youa heart attack!
334
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,731
The whirling dervishesof Central Asia
335
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,566
employ a repetitivespinning technique
336
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,945
to achieve a trancelike state.
337
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,072
(retches)
338
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,493
(TV playing indistinctly)
339
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,209
You didn't have to storm off.
340
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,755
You're being childish.
341
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,424
So I don't want to get married.
342
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,759
It's nothing personal.
343
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,929
Well, it feels personal.
344
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:07,930
I'm not rejecting you.
345
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,807
I'm rejecting marriage.
346
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,977
If it helps,
it's not the first proposal
347
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,270
I've turned down.
348
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,897
How the hell does that help?
349
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,275
After everything that I've done
350
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,402
for you and your family!
351
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,154
You give my grandson a job,
so I'm supposed to marry you?
352
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,866
Well, you can forget
I even asked.
353
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,457
ADULT SHELDON:
After my other attemptsto return to the trancelike
354
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,460
state of anesthesia failed,I turned to something
355
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,089
Nancy Reagan herself told meto "just say no" to.
356
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:45,426
My mind-alteringsubstance of choice was...
357
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,927
chamomile tea.
358
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,305
But not your grandma'schamomile tea.
359
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:53,517
A highly concentrated superchamomile of my own making.
360
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,980
All the relaxing powerof 30 cups of chamomile tea
361
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,149
packed into a teaspoon
362
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,484
of calming sludge.
363
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,403
Sorry, Mrs. Reagan.
364
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,589
(sighs)
365
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,344
Okay, grand unified
field theory,
366
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,429
here I come.
367
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,978
(groaning)
368
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,907
This isn't working.
369
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,534
MAN:
I disagree.
370
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:57,039
Seems to be working
fine and dandy.
371
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,667
Mr. Einstein?
372
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,752
I'm very excited
to talk to you,
373
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,003
but I was
hoping to hear
374
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,005
from Thoth, the Egyptian
god of knowledge,
375
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,050
so he could teach me the grand
unified field theory again.
376
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,511
Ooh, the grand
unified field theory!
377
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,097
Well, la-di-da.
378
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,558
He told it to me in a dream,
but I can't remember.
379
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,520
All right,
hang on.
380
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,729
Where is the fun
in finding
381
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,065
things out if some joker
with a bird head
382
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,192
just tells you the answer?
383
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:29,113
But a grand unified field theory
would explain the universe.
384
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,073
Answers are
all well and good,
385
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,909
but a real scientist loves
the thrill of the chase.
386
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,202
Am I right, Hawking?
387
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,537
I would agree.
388
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,373
I do also enjoy the thrill
389
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,251
of rolling over bubble wrap
with my chair.
390
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,921
It-it is fun to pop
that stuff, isn't it?
391
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,590
So fun.
392
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,590
But what if I never
figure it out?
393
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,092
I never did
394
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,553
and my scientific career
is nothing to sneeze at.
395
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,430
Same here.
396
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,430
Agreed.
397
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,432
Uh, don't-don't look at me.
398
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,767
I-I drive a Yugo.
399
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,936
So none of you can help me?
400
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,730
I believe I can.
401
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,316
Sheldon, if I was offered
a choice between all
402
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,403
the knowledge of the universe
or the endless pursuit of it,
403
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,030
I would choose the pursuit.
404
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,451
That's very insightful.
405
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,952
Hold it, hold it--
he didn't come up with that!
406
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,288
He stole it
from Gotthold Lessing.
407
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,957
Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing?
408
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,461
He's an 18th century
German philosopher.
409
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,837
Now do you mind?
410
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,299
We girls are trying to have
some fun over here.
411
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,967
Apologies.
412
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,967
Sorry,
Cyndi Lauper.
413
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,135
Our bad.
414
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,053
I-I like fun.
415
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,390
ADULT SHELDON:
While I made my peace
416
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,310
with not having the solutionto a unified field theory,
417
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,479
my intestinesdid not make peace
418
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,856
with concentratedchamomile syrup.
419
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,483
Oh, dear.
420
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,194
Bathroom emergency!
Bathroom emergency!
421
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,662
What the hell?
422
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,248
I locked this.
423
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,335
Who's here?
424
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,504
I'll call the cops!
425
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,088
It's just me.
426
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,674
Why you back so soon?
427
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,218
None of your business.
428
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,720
How'd it go yesterday?
429
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,180
It was good.
430
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,015
Until it wasn't.
431
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,391
What do you mean?
432
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,394
I was helping a customer,
433
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,688
and I guess I forgot
to close the register,
434
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,484
'cause when I got back to it,
all the money was gone.
435
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,985
Are you kidding me?
436
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,362
I screwed up.
437
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,530
Did you call the police?
438
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,156
I didn't want
to get them involved.
439
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,867
But I was gonna make it right.
440
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,287
Here, take it.
441
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,875
So we good?
442
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,711
You're fired.
443
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,380
R-Really?
444
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,508
Get out of my store now.
445
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,931
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