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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,559 Hey! It's me again. 2 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:05,621 This is a very special day. This is day 756... 3 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:07,791 of my college experience... 4 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:11,166 otherwise known as... graduation day! 5 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,671 Whoo! Ah! 6 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,938 Wait for it. I got the whole outfit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. 7 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,970 I have been planning for this day for my entire life. 8 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:24,482 - Um, when I was a kid, I devised this plan... - 9 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,951 that I cleverly called "The Plan." 10 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:31,917 Uh, " Dad can't make it to graduation today. Big shocker. 11 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,925 Can I join you guys for lunch?" 12 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:35,551 Absolutely. 13 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:39,621 This is great, because nobody runs parental interference quite like Adam. 14 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,633 We've been best friends since freshman year. 15 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:44,363 # This is Ryden's study song # 16 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,871 # I worked on it so damn long # 17 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,374 # It's to give encouragement # 18 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,309 # For your big test today # 19 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:55,245 Anyway, the plan is pretty straightforward. 20 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,374 One, kick ass in high school... 21 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,613 so that I can get... two... a fatty scholarship. 22 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,885 Three, limit my beer pong enough... 23 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,551 to keep said scholarship, which I did, and... 24 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,417 Oh. 25 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,430 Hi, Ryden. Jessica Bard here. 26 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,432 Just wanted to clean the slate. 27 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,434 I'm sorry I nabbed valedictorian... 28 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,697 but you have to believe I will do an excellent job. 29 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:21,706 Jessica Bard... my own personal Darth Vader since the third grade. 30 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:25,403 Back to the master plan. 31 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:29,414 Number four. Most importantly... 32 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:33,748 land a sweet job at the finest publishing house in all of L. A... 33 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,880 Happerman & Browning, where I will no doubt... 34 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:39,015 discover the next great American novel. 35 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:42,755 All right. So that's the plan. This is it. 36 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:47,391 Malby signing off, about to embark on the first day of the rest of my life. 37 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:51,426 And, hey, if you're at graduation, come say hi. 38 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:55,340 I'll be the one in black. Bye! 39 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:00,069 # You stumble down a yellow brick road # 40 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:04,947 # Spinning your shoes in the air# 41 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,781 # The air# 42 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,285 # Then you hold your breath and count to nine # 43 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:16,158 # Hoping that soon somebody will find you # 44 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:19,756 # Find you # 45 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:23,063 # Go on, go on, go on # 46 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,468 # The stars are watching # 47 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,701 # Just say, just say, just say # 48 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:31,073 # What you're feeling # 49 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:34,113 # You know, you know, you know # 50 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:38,583 # You gotta take a bow and do it your way # 51 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:42,018 # It's okay-ay # 52 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,249 # La-dada, da-dada, da-dada # 53 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:47,657 # It's okay-ay # 54 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,423 - # La-dada, da-dada, da-dada ## - Please welcome your class valedictorian... 55 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:53,590 Jessica Bard, with tonight's keynote address. 56 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,634 All right, Jessica! 57 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,302 Rock on, Jessie! 58 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,139 Class of 2009, it is my great honor... 59 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:09,773 to welcome you to this evening's graduation ceremony. 60 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:14,912 I stand before you with two age-old words: Carpe diem. 61 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,855 When we walk out these doors... 62 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:22,520 I challenge each of us to not only seize the day... 63 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,086 but to clutch it with both hands. 64 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:26,791 - You go first. - To squeeze it... 65 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,026 - Shh! - with all your strength. 66 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,763 And drain every last... 67 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,327 - living, breathing... - Could you move down a little? 68 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,839 victorious moment out of it. 69 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:37,467 Like when a Trojan decides... 70 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:41,309 ...to plunge his blade into the beating heart ofhis enemy. - 71 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:45,511 He realizes it's not for his own personal glory. 72 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,918 - He does it for the better good of the community as a whole. - 73 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:54,659 - We must remember that our generation is smarter... - 74 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:58,720 ...stronger and better equipped than those that came before us. - Ma'am! Could you keep it down? 75 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,732 - And now... - I'm dying. 76 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,166 it is our responsibility... 77 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,637 to forge ahead and stake our rightful claim at the top. 78 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,347 - You know what? This calls for a toast. - Mm-hmm. 79 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,684 - What do you say, huh? Glasses up. - Hear, hear. Yes. 80 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,347 - To Ryden. - To Ryden. 81 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,984 - To Ryden. - Who I'm very proud of. 82 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,927 Mmm. And to Adam. 83 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,762 The A-Man, who's here because we like him. 84 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:37,064 He's also here because his dad was too busy to come... 85 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:41,539 and, uh, his mom couldn't come because, um... 86 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,032 'cause she's dead and... 87 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,202 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 88 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,940 - Yeah. - To your dead mother. 89 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,279 - Hmm. Cheers. - Cheers. 90 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:55,284 Anyway, honey, now that you're out there looking for a job... 91 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,586 maybe you, uh, you know, come down and work with me. 92 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:02,958 Uh, she's already got something lined up. 93 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,963 Tell 'em about the big interview. 94 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,432 At Happerman & Browning, Monday at 10:00. 95 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,401 - Wow! - Hey! 96 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,961 And my thesis adviser is best friends with the chief editor... 97 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,701 and has already put in a good word and everything. 98 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,709 And they are building these loft apartments... 99 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,041 like a block away from the offices, so... 100 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,946 They have these sweeping city views. I could walk to work. 101 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,540 Didn't I tell you? 102 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,323 What do you see over there? 103 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,883 What do you see right here on this wall? 104 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,519 Uh, white paint. 105 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,063 - Bookshelves! - Oh. 106 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:41,567 All my babies, floor to ceiling, organized by title. 107 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,797 - No, by author. No, by genre. - Okay. Settle down. 108 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,066 It's amazing. I'll take it. 109 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,402 - Really? - Really? 110 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:51,966 Yes! I can feel it. It's everything I ever imagined. 111 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,171 Hello? I love it. 112 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,080 Here. I've already filled out the application. 113 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,983 All right then. I'll need a check for first and last month's rent... 114 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:03,180 plus security deposit, so $3,500. 115 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,656 Done and done. 116 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,660 Uh... Hey, don't you think... 117 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,958 you're getting a little ahead of yourself there, killer? 118 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,999 No. No, I don't. I will have enough money soon. 119 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,263 Okay, well, right here you wrote "Happerman & Browning" under "employer"... 120 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,702 but you're not actually an employee of them. 121 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,263 In a couple of hours, that will be true too, so... 122 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,241 Maybe. 123 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,244 Here you go. 124 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,537 Thank you so much. 125 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,606 I'm hoping to start moving my stuff in on Saturday. 126 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:35,176 Just as soon as I call your references. And your check clears. 127 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,950 # Wake up, wake up wake the sun # 128 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,788 # Wake up, wake up hanging like...## 129 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,760 Are we okay? Do we have enough time? 130 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,730 Don't worry. We got plenty of time. 131 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,198 Hey, what's up with Columbia? Did you hear back yet? 132 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:51,930 Uh, big envelope, so... I don't know. I guess I got in. 133 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:54,234 Wait. Adam. You might've gotten into law school... 134 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,470 and you haven't even opened the envelope yet? 135 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:01,809 The shrug? Adam, you know how I feel about the shrug. 136 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:07,579 Another shrug? Adam. I got the double shrug? 137 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,712 Hey, this is your day, okay? 138 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,760 Shit! 139 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,429 - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - Okay. No, calm down. Calm down. 140 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:30,238 - You just calm down. - Oh... My car! He killed my car! 141 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,770 No! 142 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,872 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, calm down. 143 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,507 His insurance will pay for it. 144 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:43,114 - Uh! Look... - It's fine. I'll take... 145 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,386 - Oh, shit. - Shit. 146 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,601 - Yes? - Happerman & Browning offices? 147 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,577 Uh, yes. Eighteenth floor. 148 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,114 - Okay. - Uh, uh... Excuse me, ma'am. 149 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,240 You got something going on right here. 150 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,714 Oh! 151 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,557 - Thanks. - Sure. 152 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,681 Happerman & Browning. Please hold. 153 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,454 Happerman & Browning. Yes, at 4:00. Thank you. 154 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:55,290 Happerman & Browning. Please hold. 155 00:09:55,361 --> 00:10:00,025 Hi. I'm Ryden Malby. I have an interview with Barbara Snaff at 10:00. 156 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,829 Yeah. We're actually running about two hours behind... 157 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:06,235 so just fill this out and have a seat with the rest of the applicants, hmm? 158 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,865 Happerman & Browning. 159 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,603 Yes, at 4:00. Thank you. 160 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,612 Sorry. 161 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:27,318 Yes, Miss Snaff. Right away. 162 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,462 Stacy Moore? 163 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:33,790 Joe Schrader? 164 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:34,958 Caroline Hirsch. 165 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,002 Jeffrey Beales? Kimberly Rice? Beth Brandon. 166 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,661 BarryJenkins. Gregory O'Bryant? 167 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,968 Ryden Malby? 168 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,211 Hello. 169 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,981 - Please. Take a seat. - Thank you. 170 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,985 All right. You... You just graduated, yes? 171 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,789 - Yes, I... - Major? 172 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,159 - English, with an emphasis... - Minor? 173 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,164 - Communications. - Internships? 174 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,359 I actually did three internships... Penguin, Random House... 175 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,231 And Time Warner. 176 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:16,430 So, why do you want this job? 177 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,869 Because... this is not just a job to me. 178 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:25,781 This is... This is what I love. This is what I'm good at. 179 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,446 When I was 11, at summer camp, all the other kids would go down to the lake... 180 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,456 and I would be finishing Catcher in the Rye... 181 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,788 'cause I couldn't get enough of Holden Caulfield. 182 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,191 And at 13, Bukowski's Post Office... 183 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,629 the most explicit, inappropriate thing I'd ever come across. 184 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,725 It was like sex ed, except awesomely foul-mouthed. 185 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:47,136 Well, I guess what I'm getting at is that books are all I know... 186 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,175 and everything I love, and... 187 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,437 I want this job because... 188 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:56,379 well, because I can't imagine ever doing anything else. 189 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,382 All right. Good. Thank you for coming in. 190 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,233 I got it. Thank you. 191 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,137 - Jessica? - Hi. 192 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,764 What are you doing here? 193 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:25,402 They just called me in for a little meeting. Is that a bow? That's nice. 194 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,605 Jessica Bard? 195 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,012 - Barbara. Pleasure to meet you. - You too. 196 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:34,246 Dean Brunswick just called me about you. So glad I could fit you in. 197 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,254 Please. 198 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,847 I can get another job. It won't be a problem. 199 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,448 I'm a college graduate. 200 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,994 Well, I didn't know you were a college graduate. 201 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,636 Okay. 202 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,171 That Happerman & Browning thing... It just wasn't meant to be. 203 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,582 - You know that, right? - Yeah. 204 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,654 It's fine. 205 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,815 You should eat one of these. 206 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,218 No, thanks. 207 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,721 You're turning down an Eskimo Pie? 208 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,825 - Mmm. - Oh, come on. All right. 209 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,095 Every evil, terrible thing that ever occurs in the world... 210 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,971 is directly offset... counterbalanced, if you will... 211 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:35,105 by the complete, utter joy of biting into an Eskimo Pie. 212 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,877 It's... It's the way we maintain balance in the universe. 213 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,213 Come on. 214 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:43,187 Mmm. 215 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,819 Does anyone ever say no to you? 216 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,292 You do all the time. 217 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,694 Okay. Take a bite. 218 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,393 Mmm. Hmm, hmm. 219 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,392 Mmm. 220 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,938 Mmm. Mmm. 221 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:06,334 Oh, yeah! It's like God's just giving birth in my mouth. 222 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:10,678 Okay. That is the girl that I fell in love with... 223 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:13,377 but harbors nothing but platonic feelings for me, unfortunately. 224 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:20,347 Y... Your foot is freezing. It's 90 degrees outside, and your foot is freezing. 225 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,623 My feet are always freezing. I have the feet of an 80-year-old man. 226 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,994 Ooh, that's hot. 227 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,069 Oh, so good. 228 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,400 Mmm. 229 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,992 Wait, wait. Hold... Hold on. 230 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,832 No. 231 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,995 - Yes, yes, yes. - Shh. 232 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,628 No! 233 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,670 Dad. 234 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,943 Juanita. Wow. 235 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,952 Didn't recognize you without the cash register. 236 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,512 Hi, Adam. 237 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,524 What the hell are you doing here? 238 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,651 Funny. I was about to ask you the same thing. 239 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,752 - It's my store. - Come on. Let's go. 240 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:34,526 - Sorry, Mr. Davies. - Wait, wait, wait. Actually, I'm really glad you're here. 241 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,425 'Cause you haven't been home for a while... 242 00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:39,404 ...and you definitely were not at my graduation. 243 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,203 Look, I don't wanna get into this with you right now. 244 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,004 - Come on. It's time to go. - Wait. Juanita, is he paying... 245 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:48,205 I hope he's paying you overtime for this, 'cause you do have rights. 246 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,214 You should call your union. 247 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,091 Well, welcome back home. 248 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,027 Bet you're excited. 249 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,774 Well, let's have a little look-see here. 250 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,349 - There she is! Hi! - Hey, Mom. 251 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:29,080 She's home! 252 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,588 Oh, look at that. That's just a crime. Oh! 253 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,023 - Welcome back, baby. - Oh, thanks, Mom. 254 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,391 Oh, I'm so glad you're home. 255 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,694 - Uh, Dad, that's gotta get into the shop. - Huh? 256 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,791 Uh, I'm not so sure. 257 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:48,998 - What are you doing? - I'm just looking it over. Gonna be all right. 258 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,100 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 259 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,202 You... You're not thinking about fixing this yourself, are you? 260 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,338 Yeah. Just have some faith in my abilities, honey. 261 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,111 - Usually there's a spot, if I can just hear it. - But... Dad! 262 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,550 - You've never fixed a car before. - Honey. 263 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,418 At one point, I'd never roundhouse-kicked a man in the neck before either. 264 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,118 Now I do it every Wednesday. My mind's like a sea sponge, honey. 265 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,854 When the synapses get going in Walter Malby's mind... boom, boom, boom... 266 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,328 It's gonna be fun. Don't worry about the car. I got it. 267 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,592 I got the car covered. 268 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,631 Let me give you a hand there, Adam. That-a-boy. 269 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,103 Good. Look at you. You're a self-starter. 270 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,037 Walter! Walter! Walter! Walter! 271 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,541 - Watch your step there. You should wear work gloves. - There's a derby! 272 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,704 There's a boxcar derby! Can we make a boxcar? 273 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,739 - Not now. Not now. - Pretty please? The derby's next month! 274 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,251 - Can we make a boxcar? - Oh, geez. 275 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,123 Son of a bitch. Look at that. 276 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:43,491 I knew it. Son of a bitch. Third time. Third G.D. time! 277 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,496 Goddamn it. That's it. 278 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,328 - Wait. Where are you going? - Look at this. I gotta... 279 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,561 - Walter, no. Don't. Honey? - Dad, come back. 280 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,662 What? Goddamn. 281 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,731 - We could go home and clean it. - No. I gotta talk to him. I'll talk to this guy. 282 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,504 You don't need to disturb him. I mean... 283 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,408 He's not home. 284 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,846 I know he's not working. I don't think he has a job. Goddamn it. Where is he? 285 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,846 Hi. 286 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,524 Hi. 287 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,688 Um... 288 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,496 Hey. Hey. Hey. 289 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,298 Your cat has now crapped on my doorstep, in my yard... 290 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,032 and now on my driveway, which around here... 291 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,041 is like church to me. 292 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,543 - Okay? That's sanctuary. - Well... 293 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,545 I'm really sorry, sir. I am... 294 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,983 I'll talk to him. Yeah. I'll talk to him. 295 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,547 - See you later. - Okay. 296 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,057 Today you are getting a job. 297 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,466 Today... you're getting a job. 298 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,662 Today. 299 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,069 # What do you say # 300 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,973 # When people turn you away # 301 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:07,068 # Do you just turn your back # 302 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,080 # And quickly walk away # 303 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,309 # Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da, da # 304 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:16,218 # Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da # 305 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,223 # Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da, da # 306 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,919 # Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da # 307 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,031 The bottom line is, what I lack in experience, I make up for in vision. 308 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,658 And what I don't know... 309 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,397 I make up for with passion. 310 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,541 # My world, it's on fire now # 311 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,669 # My world is turned upside down # 312 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,306 # And I don't know what to do # 313 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,077 # Without you # 314 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,345 I'm driven. Full of ideas. 315 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,080 I'm upbeat. 316 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,520 Most importantly, I am incredibly enthusiastic... 317 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,217 About the work your company is doing. 318 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,692 Really? Like what? 319 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,464 #Don't give me a hard time ## 320 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,265 Hunter, I hate getting these calls. 321 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,102 What did I tell you about licking the kids' heads? 322 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,108 - Don't do it. - That's right. Ever. 323 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:14,077 - Okay? - Fine. 324 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,707 I mean, I know you like the way it tastes, 325 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,708 but some kids don't like having their heads licked. 326 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,083 Hey! 327 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,088 How'd it go? 328 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,420 I asked the V.P. if she was pregnant. 329 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:30,552 - No. She was just fat. - Oh. Well, that's hard sometimes. 330 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,072 I'm gonna call my friend Betty from high school. 331 00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:34,547 She owns an indie publishing company. 332 00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:36,432 I'm gonna ask her for a favor. I'm just gonna do it. 333 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,935 Dad already called her. Betty's dead. 334 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,404 - Really? - She died. 335 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,772 That's a shame. 336 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,175 What is it? 337 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,010 - Oh, my God. - What? 338 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,687 What do you guys think? This one? 339 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:04,117 Or that little mahogany number I was in earlier? 340 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,003 Hey, Hunter, come here. 341 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:17,474 What do you think of Grandma spending her eternal slumber in this one, huh? 342 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:22,002 I love it! 343 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,844 - Let's talk about casket ornamentation. - Ornamentation? 344 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:28,852 Yes. Casket ornamentation adds a personal touch many families find comforting. 345 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,686 And we offer a variety of custom corners and commemorative panels... 346 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:36,956 to highlight a loved one's passions. 347 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,759 Whatever you want, you could put it right there on your commemorative panel. 348 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,322 It'll be right with you through the afterlife. 349 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:45,393 I'm just not sure about all this. Thank you. 350 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,133 Really? What do I have to do to put you in one of my coffins today? 351 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:54,978 How about a little magnesium seepage protection system? 352 00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,082 Whoa. 353 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,143 That's $18,000. 354 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,269 That's the exact same... 355 00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:06,847 ...corrosion and rust technology that protects our Alaskan pipeline. 356 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:11,019 - That's what that is. - That's $18,000. 357 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,757 You know, she's absolutely right. 358 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,767 I mean, why spend all that money... 359 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,895 when there's probably a nice local ditch somewhere... 360 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,838 you could take me to and dump me in for free? 361 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,672 Oh, Maureen, we'd never do that. 362 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,799 No, no, no, no! No! 363 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,453 Ooh. 364 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,074 Special delivery. 365 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:41,142 I got a cell phone, credit card... 366 00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:44,711 student loan and, last but not least... 367 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:51,291 one more little item... 368 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,422 I thought you might wanna see. 369 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,633 - Look at that. - Mmm. 370 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,169 Come on! 371 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,706 Thanks. 372 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:08,337 Hey. 373 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,975 Got an idea. Since it concerns your future, I need you to pay attention. 374 00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,417 - You listening? - No. Dad... 375 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:18,251 Listen to me. Listen to me. Ready? 376 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:22,860 Buckles. 377 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,521 Buckles. 378 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,656 Yeah. Belt buckles. 379 00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:31,828 Million-dollar niche business. They're going crazy on the Internet. 380 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:36,533 Who do you think met a distributor, is gonna start his own company? 381 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:40,669 But, Dad, what about The Luggage Shack? They just made you regional manager. 382 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:43,737 You gotta think big picture here. You gotta have vision. 383 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,840 You know what I'm saying? You just gotta see the... 384 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:49,785 And since none of this other crap is really working out for you... 385 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:54,915 More than likely... gonna need a vice president. 386 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,156 V.P. 387 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,864 - You go out there and drum up some business. - 388 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:10,101 Come on. Let's go out there and put some buckles on belts. What do you say? 389 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:19,910 Are you ever gonna actually open that? 390 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:24,388 It's made a long journey from New York. I'm letting it breathe. 391 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:38,967 - You know, Adam, if you don't wanna go... - Don't give me that shit. 392 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:44,775 It's not like I'm gonna force you. 393 00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:46,777 No, you're just gonna hate me if I don't. 394 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:49,279 No, I'm not gonna hate you. 395 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,619 I just want more for you. 396 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:13,327 Do you wanna be like me? You wanna come home from work 11:00 at night? 397 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,238 Save your whole life so you can afford the mortgage on a place like this? 398 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,711 I'm going to bed. 399 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:50,007 - Seriously, yeah. - It's a very funny thing, you know. 400 00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:53,073 People keep calling me, but I'm like, " Thanks, but... 401 00:26:53,074 --> 00:26:54,845 ...I'm working for Happerman & Browning. 402 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,508 Make me a better offer, we'll talk." 403 00:26:57,582 --> 00:27:00,016 - So what are you guys doin'? - Me? 404 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,349 - Why, sure. - Charles Schwab, baby! 405 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:05,287 - I'm moving to San Jose... dot-com. - Oh, nice, man. 406 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,518 - You're going to... - Pharmacy school, next month. 407 00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:11,153 - Yeah, so what are you doing? What's your deal? - I got into Columbia. We'll see. 408 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:15,393 Do it. Stay out of the workforce as long as you can. 409 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:19,028 Ryden, what about you? What are you up to? 410 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,698 Uh... I just... 411 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,870 You know, I've been interviewing. 412 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:30,904 A lot. And, um, just had some really amazing opportunities... 413 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:34,042 and just keeping my options open. 414 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,519 So what you're saying is you're unemployed. 415 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:40,588 God. I feel like such a loser. 416 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,923 Everyone is doing something with their lives... 417 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:46,020 and I just turn out to be this big, pathetic loser. 418 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,766 Come on. 419 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,699 No. I don't want your pity hug. 420 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,102 Come on. Ryden. 421 00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:02,844 It's okay, you poor, poor, no-talent screw-up. 422 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:04,882 Oh, shut up! You can joke about it. 423 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,883 You already got into law school. 424 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,943 - So? - So, you're set. You're good. Whatever. 425 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,582 Yeah, maybe I'm set and I'm good, but does that mean I'm gonna be happy? 426 00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,892 - Come here. - Screw you. I'm not going in. 427 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:22,728 You don't have to go in. Just... 428 00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:24,632 come out here so I can tell you something. 429 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:28,571 - I don't think two people can be on this thing. - Quit bitching and come here. 430 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,143 Okay. 431 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:39,309 - Come all the way to the edge. - What? 432 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,646 I'm celebrating. 433 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,985 I'm opening at The Mint on Friday. 434 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,024 - You are? - Yeah. 435 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:48,957 - Shut up! Really? - Yeah. 436 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:52,622 Adam, so you're going into music then. Why don't you just say that? 437 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:55,222 Well, because I'm not saying that necessarily. 438 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,995 So you're going to law school? 439 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,093 No, I'm not saying that either necessarily. 440 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:02,298 - Then what are you saying, necessarily? - I don't know what I'm saying. 441 00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:06,434 All I'm saying is that I'm opening at The Mint on Friday. Yea! 442 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:13,145 Look, you got the hard part figured out. You know what you wanna do. 443 00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:16,085 Now you can just spend the rest of your life going after it. 444 00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,414 This one's popular with all the college kids. And this one... 445 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,290 - No, no. - If you like 'em, you sell 'em all... 446 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:25,192 - I got plenty more... even higher quality. - That's fantastic. 447 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:29,359 - Almost unbelievable. - I am Hugo, the vampire. 448 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,029 - Not now, Hugo. - Then help me build my boxcar. 449 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,572 I'm doing business now. Doing business. 450 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,438 It's so lifelike. It is. That's real snake. 451 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,842 - All made right here in the country? - All here. 452 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:42,474 Geez, that's fantastic. I'll call you about the rest of them. 453 00:29:42,475 --> 00:29:45,802 All right, buddy. Thank you. All right. 454 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,719 Hey, who was that guy? 455 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,948 Here, honey. Grab that box for me, would you? 456 00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:53,855 Carry it inside. That's Gary. Gary the Buckle Man. 457 00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:57,259 So these are the buckles, huh? 458 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,262 Yep, first shipment. 459 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,821 Hey. Question. 460 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,834 As vice president... 461 00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:07,838 how would you like to spearhead the marketing campaign? 462 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:12,570 - The marketing campaign? - Yeah. You know, ads and slogans and... 463 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:16,136 you know, maybe some clever ideas for some of the buckles, like... 464 00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:18,239 I don't know. What do we got here? 465 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:22,753 Look at this. Look at that one there. That could be the... like, the Cobra, you know? 466 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,755 Or, uh... I don't know. Here. 467 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,688 Look... Here. This could be the... 468 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,157 Uh... 469 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,251 It's just the flag of Delaware. I don't know. 470 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:35,061 But you know what I mean. Just some thoughts. Just ideas. 471 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:40,096 You know what I want... as vice president, Dad? 472 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,105 I want my car back. 473 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:45,734 I want to stop having to call a taxi every time I have to leave the house. 474 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:49,007 I told you. The part hasn't come in from the factory yet. It's... It's a curveball. 475 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,605 You're gonna get thrown curveballs. Life and work are like baseball. 476 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,117 You can't rest at the plate. You gotta keep trying. 477 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:58,349 But I am trying hard. I mean, I... I am scouring the job market. 478 00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:02,792 I... I am. I'm getting up early, and I'm searching for something, anything... 479 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,795 to get my foot in the door. 480 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,388 And do you have any clue what these interviews are like? 481 00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:10,298 I mean, I'm constantly having to gauge how I'm coming across... 482 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,666 all the while without a consistent form of transportation... 483 00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,968 because you turned my car into your latest science project. 484 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,703 So I really don't need to hear that I'm not trying right now. 485 00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:23,770 Well, maybe you're setting your sights too high. 486 00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:27,716 Oh, really? Well, where do you think I should be setting my sights? 487 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,716 If you just give this one a chance, I know you're gonna love it. 488 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:38,785 You just have to open it up, get in there, check out all the pockets. 489 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,661 Ma'am? Sir? 490 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,928 It's on clearance! 491 00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:50,807 Eye contact. Remember? We talked about it. 492 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,809 You gotta bring 'em in. Okay? 493 00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:55,311 Honey, come on. 494 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,974 You gotta have a positive attitude if you want to sell the suitcases. 495 00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:01,246 Here. Let me show you something. Hey, how you doing? 496 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,484 - Fine. - You headed out of town, if you don't mind me asking? 497 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:08,525 - Yeah. - Really? Where you going? 498 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,084 - Maui. - Oh, wow! Hawaii. That's fantastic. 499 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:13,096 You going there for business, pleasure? 500 00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:15,257 - Business. - No, don't say business. 501 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,925 - Don't say business. Say pleasure. Who go... - Pleasure. 502 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:19,333 - Why do you ask me the question then? - I'm try... Here. Look. 503 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:22,862 Let me show you, honey. Do a little demonstration, you know, right in here. 504 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,205 Like this. You point at the wheels or something, you know. 505 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,938 - It's like, you know what? Those girls from Deal or No Deal. - Mm-hmm. 506 00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:32,039 You do that. Maybe not so slutty, but show with a hand thing. 507 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,640 Here. Go ahead. 508 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,652 Remember... eye contact. 509 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,086 - Okay. Look at the wheels. - There you go. 510 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:40,716 - Look how they roll. Oh, it's so nice. - Yeah. 511 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,386 Here we go. Hot potato. Right here. Right here. 512 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,362 Are you in the market for some lug... Oh, crap! 513 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,058 - Hi. - Hi. 514 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:51,295 - I didn't know you worked here at The Luggage Shack. - I don't work here. 515 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:53,303 Uh... 516 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,636 I, um... It's... It's temporary. 517 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,505 Right. 518 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:03,377 Um, how's Happerman & Browning? 519 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,678 Uh, great. Really, really great. 520 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,650 They're sending me to New York next week for a conference. 521 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,744 - Hence the need for a new briefcase. - Sounds so great. 522 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,982 Yeah, I saw one over here last week that I loved. 523 00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:14,251 - Let me take a look at that black one. - Up there? 524 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,555 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Um... 525 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,962 There we go. 526 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:26,527 Ah... You know what? I want to take a look at the one right next to it. 527 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:28,765 Nope. I gotta trust my instincts on this one. 528 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,741 I'm saying no to that one. I'm going back to the original. 529 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:41,042 You know, things are moving outlandishly quick for me right now. 530 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,053 Unbelievably fast. 531 00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:45,715 I'll need a good team. I need people around me I can trust. 532 00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:47,781 This is a no. 533 00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:52,687 Let me take a look at this gray one here. 534 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,629 I thought you wanted a briefcase. 535 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,065 - I'm gonna need both. - Mm-hmm. 536 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,365 - Lot of traveling. - Right. 537 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,563 Okay. 538 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,369 That's the one. 539 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:09,313 You know, Ryden, I think we've got really good synergy, you and I. 540 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,314 I know you're in a tough place right now... 541 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:15,216 but I want you to remember that struggle and strife come before success. 542 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,356 Even in the dictionary. 543 00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:22,222 I'm not gonna take this one. Can I see that black one up there? 544 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,819 You know what? 545 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,333 Dad! All yours! 546 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,074 Hunty, can't ride Mama's shoe when she's trying to make waffles. 547 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,078 - Giddyap. - Come on, honey. 548 00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:44,137 Go play. Go. 549 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:48,083 - Ride like the wind. - Honey. 550 00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:49,744 What do you want, Maureen? What? 551 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:53,348 - Hunter is a very unique little boy. - I don't want you to coddle him. 552 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:58,327 I am not coddling him, okay? I'm just a little concerned... 553 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,098 that he's weird. 554 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:05,260 Well, of course he's weird! 555 00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:08,965 He's a Malby. Weird is good. 556 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,770 Weird indicates a creative force. 557 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,311 You have no idea what I go through, okay? Trust me. 558 00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:17,438 - Hey, come on. I wanna show you something. Come on. - Huh? 559 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,985 # Bum, bum, bum, bum # 560 00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:25,648 # Bum, bum, bum, bum bum, bum, bum, bum # 561 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:28,453 It is time. 562 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,959 # Bum, bum, bum, bum # 563 00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:37,159 # Bum, bum # 564 00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:41,296 # Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum # 565 00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:43,272 #Bum # 566 00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:44,535 #Bum # 567 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:46,975 # Bum # 568 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:50,309 # Bum, bum, bum bum, bum, bum, bum # 569 00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:54,078 # Bum, bum, bum, bum # 570 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,086 No way. 571 00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,879 - It's really fixed? - Yeah. 572 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,420 Yeah, man. Your dad doesn't jerk around. 573 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:08,193 Ooh. 574 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:12,600 Watch this. Crack this hood. Take a look at this. 575 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,070 - Now I'm gonna go fire her up. - Okay. 576 00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:21,077 Look under the engine and let me know what happens. 577 00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:23,670 I wasn't happy with the timing, so I tweaked it a little bit. 578 00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,943 Think I got her where I like her. 579 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,507 - Ready? - Yeah. 580 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:33,848 Ah, it's great! Hey! 581 00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,562 Just a little bit more. It's... 582 00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:40,688 Whoa! 583 00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:46,803 Oh! 584 00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:56,135 It just isn't fair. 585 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,513 There you are, this poor, little, innocent thing that wouldn't hurt a fly... 586 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:03,315 and then one day you're murdered by my own son. 587 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,481 It was an accident. Geez. 588 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,718 Why didn't you tell me to look behind me? 589 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:10,385 What? How is this my fault? 590 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:14,397 Hon, you always have to keep your eyes open. Scanning. Constantly scanning. 591 00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,933 - You told me to look at the engine. - Can't do two things at once? 592 00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:19,162 This is ridiculous. You... You hated that cat. 593 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:22,695 - Shh. Keep your voice down. - You did say something about wanting to flatten the cat. 594 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,638 Okay, okay. All right. Fine. 595 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:28,406 - It was a goddamn accident. - Either way, somebody has to tell the neighbor. 596 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:38,211 All right. Geez. I can't believe... 597 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,257 Look out. Look out. Oh, God. 598 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:44,192 God... Jesus. Goddamn. Even in death! Jesus! 599 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,426 - Ryden, go with him. - What? No! 600 00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,433 Come on, honey. Look at him. 601 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,100 Mmm, all right. 602 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,201 - Oh, no, honey, don't do that. - Oh, Hunter, don't do that. No, no. 603 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:03,435 Dad! 604 00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:06,847 - What? - Why would you do that? 605 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:10,284 - Do what? - That knock. 606 00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:13,687 - What? - Of all the knocks, that one? 607 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:17,785 That one is the one you think best says, "Sorry we killed your cat"? 608 00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:19,853 "Of all the knocks"? 609 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:23,127 What do you mean, "Of all the knocks"? How many knocks do you think there are? 610 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,297 No, seriously. How many knocks do you think there are? 611 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,271 - Let's just make this brief, okay? - All right. 612 00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,671 Cat's dead. 613 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:39,204 Ran over him on accident. 614 00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:43,553 We're really sorry. Um... 615 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:46,818 - We didn't mean for it to happen. - Where is he? 616 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,623 - #Midnight # - Part. 617 00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:58,999 - #Not a sound from the pavement # - Let's part the way. Please. 618 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:03,302 # Has the moon lost her memory # 619 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:06,901 #She is smiling alone # 620 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:10,377 # In the lamplight # 621 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:15,283 - #T he withered leaves collect at my feet # - There. 622 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,187 - What is that? - #A nd the wind # 623 00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:22,020 # Begins to moan # 624 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,527 # Memory # 625 00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:28,656 #All alone in the moonlight # 626 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:31,793 # I can smile at the old days # 627 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:36,306 - There. All right. - #I was beautiful then # 628 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,138 - There. - #I remember# 629 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,474 - Ooh, sorry. - #T he time I knew # 630 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:45,311 #What happiness was # 631 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,477 - # Let the memory # - Honey? 632 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:52,386 - #L ive again # - All right. All right. 633 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:56,017 # Every streetlamp # 634 00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:59,585 #Seems to beat # 635 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:03,793 #Afatalistic # 636 00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,530 #Warning # 637 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:09,300 Well, I gotta roll. 638 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,341 - So, uh, if you need anything... - Come on. Up. Up. 639 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,001 - here's my card. - That-a-boy. 640 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,807 Okay? Okeydokey. 641 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,141 Hey. 642 00:40:21,218 --> 00:40:24,187 Listen, I'm really sorry about all this. 643 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:28,282 I... Well, I can't tell you how sorry I am, I mean... 644 00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:30,623 about your poor cat and this... 645 00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:32,491 Do you want some breakfast? 646 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,866 - What, right now? - Yeah. 647 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,868 It's almost dinnertime. 648 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:41,837 Best time for pancakes. Do you like pancakes? 649 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,873 - One more? - No, I'm good, thanks. I'm full. 650 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:49,435 - Do you not like my pancakes? - I love your pancakes, but I'm stuffed. 651 00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,003 - All right. - All right. 652 00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:52,810 All right. 653 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:55,374 No, no, no, no. You go sit. 654 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,114 - Don't worry. I'll take care of it. - Okay. 655 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,780 - Yeah, yeah. - Thanks. 656 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,391 You know, it's weird. I've never seen the inside of this house before. 657 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,193 Yeah. Kind of unimpressive, isn't it? 658 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,564 No, it looks exactly like ours, actually. 659 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:15,366 - Except you have cooler stuff. - Yeah, yeah. I direct infomercials. 660 00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,999 So I end up taking everything home. 661 00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:21,238 Like this. What is this? 662 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,371 - This? - Yeah. 663 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:26,075 Well, a couch. 664 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,550 - That's a couch? - Yeah. 665 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,823 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro... 666 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:46,530 cinco. 667 00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:48,367 Ah. 668 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,931 Super light. 669 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:56,002 And can even be used as a flotation device in case of a flood. 670 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,950 Let's see. I, um... I have no car... 671 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,953 I, uh, lost my job peddling luggage... 672 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:07,354 - and I now live with my parents. - All right. Living the dream. 673 00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:08,914 - Yeah. - That's great. 674 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,965 Yeah, this whole postgraduation thing... 675 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:19,469 is not exactly turning out the way I planned. 676 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,700 I just thought I'd be doing something amazing by now. 677 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,472 Or at least doing something. 678 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,479 Right. Hmm. 679 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,249 Well, listen. 680 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:40,547 I know it doesn't solve the problem, but if you need something temporary... 681 00:42:40,624 --> 00:42:43,149 we could always use an extra P.A. on set. 682 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:47,288 You know, the hours are crap, and the money is very, very bad, but... 683 00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:49,889 it will get you out of the house. 684 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,970 Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. 685 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,303 - You got a job. - Thanks. 686 00:42:57,374 --> 00:42:59,171 Cool. 687 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,177 But now... 688 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,180 I think it's time for you... 689 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:07,183 to start thinking about the good things. 690 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,310 Yeah. 691 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:13,287 - Like what? - Like... 692 00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:17,426 your ears. 693 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,855 - Ears? - Yeah. 694 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:23,331 - My ears? - Yeah, you've got incredible ears. 695 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,334 Incredible? 696 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:28,564 Yeah. 697 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,199 You know how some people have that... that droop... 698 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,711 that sort of tragic dangling earlobe thing? 699 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,679 Yours... not so, no. 700 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:39,739 Not a single... 701 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,153 Just don't know why you had to give him those cookies. 702 00:43:50,227 --> 00:43:52,627 - We'll buy more cookies. - You know they're my favorites. 703 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:05,300 Hey. 704 00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:07,970 - Where's Ryden? - She's paying her condolences. 705 00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:19,514 Fuck me! 706 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:22,150 Well, I would, but somebody beat me to it. 707 00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:30,028 Cool. 708 00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:49,449 Listen. Dad, I know that was a little bit awkward, but I... 709 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,114 I just hope you used one. 710 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,454 - One what? - Used something... That you used something. 711 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:56,618 Something. 712 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,958 Used a... You know what I'm... 713 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:01,020 Used a rubber or something like that. 714 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,192 - But... - Protection! 715 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:08,204 Oh, uh... But we didn't, uh... 716 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:11,002 'Cause I'm gonna tell you something. Herpes isn't a picnic. 717 00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:14,306 It's not a river-rafting trip either, like they want you to think on that commercial. 718 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,369 - River rafting? - Everybody's having fun with their herpes out there. 719 00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,039 - What? - You know what? 720 00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:21,380 "lx-nay" on the "oodle-day." That's it. 721 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:24,421 - "Oodle-day"? - You know what I mean. I don't want you near that... 722 00:45:24,488 --> 00:45:27,821 Don't... Just stay away from the whole... 723 00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:32,595 - pen... penile area. - Dad. 724 00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:34,995 Don't even see him anymore. Don't even see him anymore. 725 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:37,590 - That's it. You can't see him anymore. - Or what? 726 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:40,262 What are you gonna do, ground me? I'm 22 years old. 727 00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,931 Oh, really? Well, you're forgetting you live in my house. 728 00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:46,737 Well, trust me. I'm doing everything I can to change that. 729 00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,289 - Yeah? - Yeah. 730 00:45:59,356 --> 00:46:02,154 My name's Bill. And I'm a little upset... 731 00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:04,592 to say the least, if you know what I mean. 732 00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:07,930 Okay. 733 00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:11,490 Someone stole two boxes of my Buckle-O-Bill belt buckles. 734 00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:13,729 World renowned, uniquely crafted. 735 00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:15,772 Word on the street is you're trying to sell 'em. 736 00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:19,138 You talking about this? This here? 737 00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:22,508 No, no, no. I bought this legit from Gary the Buckle Man. 738 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:24,513 I don't know Gary the Buckle Man! 739 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,981 I know you're trying to take food out of my kid's mouth. 740 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:30,019 I don't even have a kid. But if I did, you're taking his food! 741 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,282 - Uh-uh. - I want my buckle! 742 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:34,290 - Hey! - Hey! Hey! 743 00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,451 I need at least three feet of personal space here. 744 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,018 - It's my buckle! - I'm gonna paralyze you! 745 00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,199 Crazy, man. 746 00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:45,292 It's my Delaware! 747 00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:48,236 Two fingers. Two. That's all it takes. 748 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,239 I will call the cops, man! 749 00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:55,037 #I don't know # 750 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:58,741 #Where I belong # 751 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:02,081 #And I don't know # 752 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,712 #Where I should go # 753 00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:09,282 Wait. So, you're gonna be a P.A. now? 754 00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:12,055 It's just temporary. Our neighbor hooked it up. 755 00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:14,723 Wait. Rico Suave from across the street? 756 00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:17,858 That... That old dude who wears the low-rise jeans? 757 00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:21,393 What? He's 34. He's not that old. 758 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,405 Very specific information you have there. 759 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,166 Hey. 760 00:47:31,315 --> 00:47:34,512 So, uh, tomorrow night? 761 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:36,917 - Yeah? - I wrote a little "something something" for you. 762 00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,420 - For me? - Oh, yeah. 763 00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:40,422 - Shut up! - Yeah, you want a little sneak preview? 764 00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:44,221 - Okay. - Okay. 765 00:47:44,294 --> 00:47:49,129 # Ryden is beautiful It's true # 766 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:53,602 #'Cause she's got eyes ofblue # 767 00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:58,767 # But then one day I tried to kiss you # 768 00:47:58,842 --> 00:48:03,711 #And you said Oh, n-n-no # 769 00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:10,476 - You're an idiot. - You love me. 770 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:12,488 Anyway, so here's the deal. 771 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,686 Tomorrow night, me, you... 772 00:48:18,428 --> 00:48:19,759 that dress. 773 00:48:24,134 --> 00:48:25,624 Zip me. 774 00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:28,170 Uh, yeah. Um... 775 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:32,140 So, first of all, I'm just gonna rock the socks off everyone at that show. 776 00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:35,906 Second, you're gonna throw your bra onstage, just scream like a little girl. 777 00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:38,641 Um... There. 778 00:48:42,552 --> 00:48:46,682 And third, we're gonna go out to a big, fancy dinner. 779 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,850 - Multiple forks... everything. - We are? 780 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,291 - Yeah. - Why? 781 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:55,660 To, uh, celebrate your new quasi job thing. 782 00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:58,223 - Just to celebrate? - Yeah. 783 00:48:58,302 --> 00:49:00,532 - That sounds fun. - Uh, it sounds... 784 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,300 "fan-crapping-tastic," is what it sounds like. 785 00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:06,168 Making guacamole for your family... 786 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:08,473 orjust for yourself used to be a fight. 787 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:13,380 But now, with the Guacanator... the Guacanator 3000... 788 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:17,887 making guacamole is as easy as uno, dos, tres! 789 00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:25,391 Senor Avocado... he no stand a chance against the grips of the Guacanator. 790 00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:31,530 The only assault will be against your taste buds! 791 00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:33,899 Got it. Got it. Okay, cut! 792 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,565 Okay, I got it. All right. 793 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,734 - And we're clear. - This mustache is crap. The hairs are going in my mouth. 794 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,801 - I can swear I swallowed a couple. - Oh, I'm sorry. 795 00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:43,812 We'll take care of that in a sec, all right? 796 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,474 - Thanks. - Okay, everyone, take five. 797 00:49:47,551 --> 00:49:49,644 - Take a fiver. - There she is. 798 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:53,747 - Hey. - How's the first day going? As shitty as I promised? 799 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:57,089 - It's not so bad. - Well, just wait. 800 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,254 Ah. Psst. Bro. Hey, bro! Yo, dude. 801 00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,821 Can I talk to you for a second before you shoot anything else? 802 00:50:02,899 --> 00:50:04,833 Well, this should be fun. 803 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,404 The script is like a road map, but the road map... 804 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:12,567 Can you talk to the catering people? The meat on this sandwich smells like ass-crack. 805 00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:14,269 - Oh, okay. - First of all, you're really close. 806 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,973 So, congrats. Bones. Awesome. Sweet. 807 00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:20,414 We're getting so close, but I just wanna go from the top. 808 00:50:20,484 --> 00:50:23,078 A couple things to make this double awesome. 809 00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:26,589 Give me more Mexican. I gotta get more Mexican. You know what I mean? 810 00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:29,784 I gotta... Oh! I wanna be on or across the border. 811 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:34,126 You know what I mean? "Mexi-can." Not "Mexi-can't" or "Mexi-could." "Mexi-can." 812 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:37,462 Like any of that flavor, literally and figuratively, into it. 813 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:38,796 - Awesome. - All right. 814 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,804 Second of all, your shots are boring, bro. 815 00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:45,373 Seriously. Here's an idea. 816 00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:47,967 Did you ever see The Matrix? Movie about, like, alternative reality. 817 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:51,481 Okay, that shot... Keanu's, like, up in the air... Bam! He's in the air. Freeze. 818 00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:53,812 360-degree shot... Bam, bam, bam, bam. 819 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:57,115 Remember what I'm saying? Yeah, like that. That's exciting. That's awesome. 820 00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,587 But check this out. Instead of Keanu... 821 00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:03,217 it's the Guacanator is up in the air, and you shoot around it, like, 360, 720. 822 00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:05,523 Like, change the axis. Like, people are totally gonna blow minds. 823 00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:07,324 Matrix. That's a great idea. Yeah. 824 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,831 - Thank you. I wasn't fishing for that. I appreciate it. - Maybe while I'm at it... 825 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,925 - I could... - Bring it. Bring it. 826 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:15,961 Maybe we could hoist it up on a cross... 827 00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:19,236 and we have The Passion of the Guacamole. 828 00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:22,437 Okay. I get it. Do you think that's funny? 829 00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:25,106 I think you're an idiot. 830 00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:27,116 And I quit. 831 00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:30,779 - Told you... Hollywood. - Can you hear me? 832 00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,788 - Let's go. - I think I have the wrong channel. 833 00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:34,687 - What? - Let's go. 834 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,953 Hey. Hey, catch. 835 00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:40,121 Hey, whatever. All right, I'm gonna shoot this. 836 00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:43,462 Can you put him back in the ring? I got an idea. 837 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:45,831 - You're fired! - Thank you! 838 00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:49,062 #She don't know who she is # 839 00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:51,972 #Oh, I can take her anywhere # 840 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:55,034 For years I had to deal with this kind of stupidity. 841 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,046 Come on. Can you believe it? 842 00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:00,948 I mean, you can't imagine how many times I just wanted to walk off set like that. 843 00:52:01,017 --> 00:52:04,976 - My God, I just walked off set. - Yeah. 844 00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:07,580 And it looks like I just lost another job. 845 00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:12,456 That feels good. That feels great! 846 00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:14,861 #With you eventually # 847 00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:39,315 #'Cause I am always where I need to be # 848 00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:41,823 #A nd I always thought # 849 00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:43,189 Come on. 850 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:46,593 - #I would end up with you eventually # - Olé! Olé! 851 00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:57,131 Can we go? You guys ready? 852 00:52:57,207 --> 00:53:00,643 - Where's your guy? Who's your singer? - Yeah, he's right behind you. 853 00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,644 Hey, man, you're on. 854 00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:16,414 You guys good? 855 00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:19,223 So, my name is Adam Davies. 856 00:53:19,296 --> 00:53:21,389 I hope this doesn't make anyone too uncomfortable... 857 00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:24,922 but I'm completely naked under these clothes. 858 00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:28,095 This song is for someone... 859 00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:31,663 I, um, care about a lot. 860 00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:36,943 Ready? 861 00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:56,230 # I'm counting the streetlights # 862 00:53:57,334 --> 00:53:59,996 # It's all I can do # 863 00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:04,501 #While driving myself crazy # 864 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:07,407 #Trying to get to you # 865 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:12,312 # Feels wrong at the right times # 866 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:15,818 #To reveal my hand # 867 00:54:17,153 --> 00:54:19,986 # I'm doing the worst I can # 868 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:23,492 #To make you understand # 869 00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:29,991 #Maybe one day you will know # 870 00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:36,264 # How hard it is for me to # 871 00:54:36,339 --> 00:54:39,001 #Show my heart # 872 00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:42,835 #With all the love # 873 00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:47,006 # Running through my soul # 874 00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:53,846 # Maybe one day you will know # 875 00:54:58,194 --> 00:55:02,062 You know what I thought when I met you? 876 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,066 No. 877 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:11,369 - Aside from the incredible ears, she's smart and stunning. - 878 00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:13,875 - Absolutely stunning. - Hmm. 879 00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:15,877 But there was something else. 880 00:55:18,381 --> 00:55:21,248 I just saw a girl that has the whole world at her fingertips... 881 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,718 and she doesn't even know it. 882 00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:07,193 Good night. 883 00:56:22,245 --> 00:56:24,179 Oh, my God. 884 00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:27,842 Oh, I'm such an idiot. I completely forgot. 885 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,885 - It's cool. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 886 00:56:31,154 --> 00:56:32,644 How was it? 887 00:56:33,656 --> 00:56:37,251 Great. Fine, good... I... 888 00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:40,990 And our dinner... I missed our fancy dinner. 889 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:45,091 You're getting overly worked up about this, Ryden. It's... 890 00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:47,102 It's cool. 891 00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,900 Besides, you were clearly busy with... 892 00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:51,964 Pelé from across the street. 893 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:54,532 Oh, no, he... We were at work... 894 00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:57,603 - and then there was this big blowup, so we left, but it was... - Uh-huh. 895 00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,241 Awesome. I'll see you later. 896 00:57:01,317 --> 00:57:05,048 - Wait. What are you doing? - What does it look like? 897 00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:07,351 Just let me explain. 898 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,493 What exactly needs explanation? 899 00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:13,552 The fact that I've been waiting around like a moron... 900 00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:17,430 hoping that one day you'll actually feel about me the way I feel about you? 901 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,060 Or the fact that you're so obsessed with your future... 902 00:57:20,136 --> 00:57:24,800 that y-you completely forget about everyone that you're supposed to give a shit about? 903 00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:34,107 I'm not waiting anymore. I'm done. 904 00:57:38,354 --> 00:57:42,654 I may not know exactly what my future looks like, but I do know one thing. 905 00:57:45,995 --> 00:57:47,986 You're not in it. 906 00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,947 Oh... 907 00:58:20,563 --> 00:58:23,157 ...say can and will be used against you, okay? - I didn't know they were hot. 908 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,497 - You have the right to an attorney. - Bought them on the Internet. 909 00:58:25,568 --> 00:58:27,654 Can't afford one, one will be provided to you by the state. 910 00:58:27,655 --> 00:58:29,218 This is so stupid. I can't... 911 00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:32,040 Didn't have to be this way. 912 00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:34,576 Grab your brother. Get him in the car. 913 00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:36,908 Come on, honey. Come on. Let's go get in the car. 914 00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,914 I had absolutely nothing to do with this. 915 00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:42,179 You can ask anybody, and they'll tell you. I hate crime. 916 00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,812 It's okay. It's okay. 917 00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:01,394 The good news is your husband doesn't have any priors. 918 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:03,462 The bad news is we're gonna have to hold him. 919 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,202 Trafficking stolen property is no small crime. 920 00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:09,109 - The bail won't be set till tomorrow. - You're keeping him overnight? 921 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:11,976 - But he's not a criminal. He's just a moron. - That's the breaks. 922 00:59:14,017 --> 00:59:18,477 I told you. I told you in 1976. Do not marry Walter Malby. 923 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,284 He's your son. 924 00:59:20,356 --> 00:59:22,950 - And I did the best I could with what I had. - 925 00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:27,656 Yeah, well, your best effort is in jail till tomorrow morning. 926 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:31,894 Hey. Pick up. I've called you 80 times. I'm really, really sorry. 927 00:59:31,968 --> 00:59:35,404 I... Call me back. 928 00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:39,407 Where's Dad? I wanna go home. 929 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:51,287 Try and have a good one, all right? 930 00:59:55,558 --> 00:59:58,925 Mrs. Malby? Miss? 931 00:59:58,995 --> 01:00:00,895 Yes? Yes? 932 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,898 - Hey, morning. How you doing? - Hi. Morning. 933 01:00:02,966 --> 01:00:06,766 Um, so, basically, in order to bail him out, you're looking at 15,000 bucks. 934 01:00:06,836 --> 01:00:09,771 - Oh, my God. What? - Or he stays in the slammer until the trial. 935 01:00:09,839 --> 01:00:11,830 Oh, God. 936 01:00:13,142 --> 01:00:15,372 $15,000. 937 01:00:18,748 --> 01:00:20,682 Well, let's go home. 938 01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:24,119 - Maureen? - What? 939 01:00:24,187 --> 01:00:26,621 Wait. 940 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:28,953 Cough it up. 941 01:00:29,025 --> 01:00:30,390 Cough what up? 942 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:33,554 Pay the man your son's bail money. 943 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,292 Are you crazy? 944 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:39,529 You think if I had that kind of dough I'd be living with you? 945 01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:42,730 Cut the baloney, Maureen. Please. 946 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:47,367 I know you have money. I know you sew it into your panty hose. 947 01:00:47,443 --> 01:00:50,344 And I know you've got it under your mattress... 948 01:00:50,413 --> 01:00:54,315 and shoved up inside every shoe in your closet. 949 01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:56,375 Pay the man. 950 01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:03,088 Why can't my family just love me for my soul... 951 01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:07,027 instead of my meager possessions and my bank account? 952 01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,496 Well, I love your soul, Grandma. 953 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:27,510 Okay, um... Will you take a check, or do you want the green stuff? 954 01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:32,644 I'm free! 955 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:36,257 I'm free! 956 01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:42,058 Look at the sky. Can you see how blue the sky is? 957 01:01:43,132 --> 01:01:46,260 This entire experience has transformed me. 958 01:01:46,335 --> 01:01:48,963 I am a new man. The old Walter is dead. 959 01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:52,405 But the new Walter wants to say how much I love you guys. 960 01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:54,636 I'm a new man, and we're a new family. 961 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:58,442 I mean, look, we have our problems. What family doesn't? 962 01:01:58,514 --> 01:01:59,978 I know I get to be bullheaded. And, 963 01:01:59,979 --> 01:02:03,485 you know, Ryden here is essentially unemployable. 964 01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:04,748 Hmm? 965 01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:08,279 Hunter licks people, and... 966 01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:12,293 Grandma's very, very... 967 01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:14,261 very... kind. 968 01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,264 So kind. 969 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:20,894 But, no matter what, we're a family. We're a real family. 970 01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:23,495 We're the Malbys, damn it. 971 01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:28,402 From now on, it's Malby time. 972 01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:32,642 Malby! Malby! Malby! 973 01:02:32,715 --> 01:02:35,582 Malby! Malby! Malby! 974 01:02:35,651 --> 01:02:38,552 Malby! Malby! Malby! 975 01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:42,284 Malby! Malby! Malby! Malby! 976 01:02:42,358 --> 01:02:45,293 Malby! Malby! Malby! 977 01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:48,694 Malby! Malby! Malby! 978 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,662 That's all right, honey. I'll just take a cab over to the curb. 979 01:02:54,737 --> 01:02:57,103 - Malby! - Grab my purse. 980 01:02:57,173 --> 01:02:59,300 - My purse. - Did you leave it at the police station, Maureen? 981 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,866 - No, I didn't leave... I thought you had it. - 982 01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:04,071 - I don't have your purse. - Adam? 983 01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:07,674 - I'm looking for Ryden Malby. - That's me. 984 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:10,913 This is Barbara Snaff from Happerman & Browning. 985 01:03:10,987 --> 01:03:14,923 Listen, the position you interviewed for just came available again. 986 01:03:14,991 --> 01:03:17,619 You wanna fire me? Fine. I don't care. 987 01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:20,992 I'm gonna own this town. And I'm gonna come back, and I'm gonna take you down. 988 01:03:21,063 --> 01:03:23,691 Wait... Wait, are you serious? You're offering me the job? 989 01:03:23,766 --> 01:03:27,668 Yes. Absolutely. When can you start? The job is yours if you want it. 990 01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,365 Immediately! Absolutely, yes. 991 01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:33,533 Great. I'll have my assistant call you with all the details. 992 01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:35,770 - Thank you. Perfect. - She's not there anymore. 993 01:03:35,845 --> 01:03:38,643 - Guys, I got the job! I got the job! - Yea! 994 01:03:38,714 --> 01:03:42,206 - Does it pay? Does it pay? - Yeah, it pays! 995 01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:45,311 - Malby! Malby! - Malby! Malby! 996 01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:47,481 - Malby! Malby! - She got a job! 997 01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:53,356 Okay. 998 01:03:58,467 --> 01:04:01,368 Yo, it's Adam. You know what to do. 999 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:05,499 Okay. Silent treatment. I get it. 1000 01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:09,409 Very fifth grade of you. But very effective. 1001 01:04:09,478 --> 01:04:13,471 Please call me. Please? 1002 01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:30,496 Yo, it's Adam. You know what to do. 1003 01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:33,902 All right. 1004 01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:38,330 Just... call me when you're ready. 1005 01:04:56,292 --> 01:04:58,692 Yo, yo. 1006 01:04:58,761 --> 01:05:01,457 I got him. I got him. 1007 01:05:01,530 --> 01:05:05,159 Yeah, yeah, go. Go, Adam. Take it in. Take it in. 1008 01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:06,223 Yes! 1009 01:05:06,302 --> 01:05:09,066 - Nice shot. - All right. Check ball. 1010 01:05:09,138 --> 01:05:11,800 I'm open right here. 1011 01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:23,347 Someone once told me that every... 1012 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,717 evil, horrible thing in the world... 1013 01:05:25,788 --> 01:05:30,418 can be directly counteracted by the joy of a simple dessert. 1014 01:05:30,493 --> 01:05:32,893 I'm really sorry, Adam. 1015 01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:34,063 I know you don't wanna talk to me, 1016 01:05:34,064 --> 01:05:37,120 but I really have something to tell you. I wish you... 1017 01:05:37,155 --> 01:05:38,760 Hold on a second. 1018 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:42,835 If you don't forgive me, I will follow you... 1019 01:05:42,905 --> 01:05:46,272 everywhere you go, playing this extremely annoying song... 1020 01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:49,209 till you slowly go insane. 1021 01:05:52,181 --> 01:05:54,149 Okay. Just make it stop. 1022 01:05:54,216 --> 01:05:56,207 Ha! 1023 01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,850 How do you steal an ice cream truck? 1024 01:06:01,924 --> 01:06:03,585 Borrow. 1025 01:06:03,659 --> 01:06:06,184 My dad knows a guy that knows a guy, so... 1026 01:06:06,262 --> 01:06:07,991 Of course. 1027 01:06:10,132 --> 01:06:11,622 Look. 1028 01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:17,639 I'm good. 1029 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,237 I'm so sorry I flaked on you, Adam. 1030 01:06:23,312 --> 01:06:25,803 You would never do anything like that to me. 1031 01:06:25,881 --> 01:06:27,872 And I've been thinking a lot about... 1032 01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:30,680 - I accept your apology. - Wait. You have to let me get this out. 1033 01:06:30,753 --> 01:06:33,688 I have been thinking a lot about what you said... 1034 01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:37,590 and I think you just... maybe you just threw me because... 1035 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:40,220 Look, it's fine. 1036 01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:43,754 Really, it's... It's all good. 1037 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,360 I'm just... You know, I'm in the middle of a game. 1038 01:06:47,436 --> 01:06:49,427 - Yo. - Well, wait. 1039 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:52,804 Um, do you wanna, I don't know, hang out later? Um... 1040 01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:55,537 Oh, we could celebrate, 'cause I didn't get a chance to tell you... 1041 01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:57,772 but I got that job at Happerman & Browning. 1042 01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:02,274 That's awesome. 1043 01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:04,342 Uh, I... 1044 01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:07,514 But I can't get together later, 'cause I kind of need to pack. 1045 01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:09,717 Pack? 1046 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,824 Yeah. Uh... 1047 01:07:13,896 --> 01:07:15,864 Look, I didn't get a chance to tell you... 1048 01:07:15,931 --> 01:07:18,297 but I decided to go to Columbia. 1049 01:07:20,436 --> 01:07:23,303 And I'm leaving tomorrow. 1050 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:26,933 What? You're going to law school? 1051 01:07:27,009 --> 01:07:28,943 In New York? 1052 01:07:29,011 --> 01:07:31,070 Yeah. 1053 01:07:32,314 --> 01:07:34,441 That's... 1054 01:07:34,517 --> 01:07:37,384 That's... so great. 1055 01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:39,921 - Congratulations. - Yeah, I think it'll be... I think it'll be good. 1056 01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:45,316 Look, I promise I'll call you... 1057 01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:48,056 as soon as I get settled in, okay? 1058 01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:50,189 - Okay. - Let's go. 1059 01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:52,291 Come on, Adam. Ball in. Ball in. Ball in. 1060 01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:54,768 Hold up. 1061 01:07:54,837 --> 01:07:56,600 - Our ball. - All right. 1062 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,737 - Our ball. - Check it up. Check it up, Adam. 1063 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:05,975 Our ball. 1064 01:08:09,652 --> 01:08:11,586 All right. 1065 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,252 Ball. 1066 01:08:19,061 --> 01:08:20,995 Okay. 1067 01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,023 Hi. I'm Ryden Malby. I'm... 1068 01:08:53,095 --> 01:08:55,723 The new assistant to the editor. Yes. One sec. I'll get Lloyd. 1069 01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:58,699 I've got Ryden. Thanks. 1070 01:08:59,702 --> 01:09:01,829 Well, here it is. Home, sweet home. 1071 01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:04,372 - That's the mail cart. - Great. Well, perfect. 1072 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,034 Is there any material you want me to start to read or... 1073 01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:08,770 No. Reading's on your own time. 1074 01:09:08,844 --> 01:09:12,837 Jessica was a shit filer, so we're a little backed up on submissions. 1075 01:09:12,915 --> 01:09:16,476 I see that. What happened toJessica anyway? 1076 01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:19,988 Well, we had a little bit of a misunderstanding, she and I. 1077 01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:23,821 You see, I thought that she worked for me. She thought she was running the company. 1078 01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:25,827 - Sounds likeJessica. - Mm-hmm. 1079 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,363 - Ready to go? - Yep, I'll get right on it. 1080 01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:31,228 You know you're gonna have to enter every one of these into the database, right? 1081 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:33,234 Okay. Absolutely. Yeah. 1082 01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:43,207 - Hi. - Oh! 1083 01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:45,406 Of course. 1084 01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:47,415 #Apicture paints a thousand words # 1085 01:09:47,483 --> 01:09:51,249 #As one door closes another door opens # 1086 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,016 #And two wrongs don't make a right # 1087 01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:56,887 #Now, good things come to those who wait # 1088 01:09:56,959 --> 01:09:59,120 Okay. I've got it right here. 1089 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,358 My life is a shit-storm. I got way too much crap to keep in my own brain. 1090 01:10:02,431 --> 01:10:03,693 So, what do I do? 1091 01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:16,437 - #Say what you say # - I think those two books are totally different. 1092 01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:19,606 - #Do what you do # - Different enough. 1093 01:10:19,682 --> 01:10:23,277 #Feel what you feel as long as it's real # 1094 01:10:23,352 --> 01:10:25,843 #I said take what you take # 1095 01:10:25,921 --> 01:10:29,755 #And give what you give Just be what you want # 1096 01:10:29,825 --> 01:10:32,316 #Just as long as it's real ## 1097 01:10:36,999 --> 01:10:40,059 When are you gonna build my boxcar? 1098 01:10:40,135 --> 01:10:42,069 Get the puppet out of my face. 1099 01:10:44,139 --> 01:10:47,836 Come on. All the other kids' dads are practically done. 1100 01:10:50,212 --> 01:10:52,203 Fine. Forget it. 1101 01:10:56,885 --> 01:11:00,184 Hunter. Wait a minute. 1102 01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:13,802 When's that race again? 1103 01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:16,133 - Saturday. - Saturday. 1104 01:11:17,339 --> 01:11:19,330 Saturday. 1105 01:11:22,544 --> 01:11:25,172 Go get your mother, your grandmother. 1106 01:11:25,247 --> 01:11:28,648 We need every able-bodied man we can get. Go. 1107 01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:34,889 - Just move all my Thursday appointments to Friday. - Okay. 1108 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:37,152 Oh, and you're gonna wanna get some beauty sleep this weekend... 1109 01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:40,024 'cause I want you to sit in on the Asia conference on Monday morning. 1110 01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:41,255 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1111 01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:44,299 - Oh, great. I'd love to. That'd be great. - Great. 1112 01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:47,130 - Oh, you forgot one. Sign and date. There. - Oh. Okay. 1113 01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:50,137 - All right. "Buenos nachos." - Good night. 1114 01:11:50,205 --> 01:11:52,537 Hey, try to get out of here by 9:00 tonight, will you? 1115 01:11:52,608 --> 01:11:54,542 - Okay. - All right. 1116 01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:57,034 #Far, far# 1117 01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:59,046 #T here's this little girl # 1118 01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:03,915 #She was praying for something to happen to her# 1119 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:09,947 #The reality looks far now but don't go # 1120 01:12:10,025 --> 01:12:14,428 #How can you stay outside # 1121 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:18,091 #There's a beautiful mess inside # 1122 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:21,796 #How can you stay outside # 1123 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:26,330 #There's a beautiful mess inside # 1124 01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:29,275 - #Mmm, mmm ## - I got this job... 1125 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:32,109 this incredible job. 1126 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:35,947 And I'm working my ass off. 1127 01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,384 But I always expected that. 1128 01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:41,716 What are all the boxes for? 1129 01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:44,258 Moving back to Brazil. 1130 01:12:44,326 --> 01:12:46,260 Are you serious? 1131 01:12:46,328 --> 01:12:48,762 Yeah. My life is there. 1132 01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:50,924 I haven't seen my family in ages. 1133 01:12:50,999 --> 01:12:55,299 And I come home every night to what? 1134 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:58,465 I guess I finally realized that... 1135 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:02,476 what you do with your life is really just one half of the equation. 1136 01:13:03,746 --> 01:13:05,907 The other half... 1137 01:13:05,981 --> 01:13:08,745 the more important half really, is... 1138 01:13:08,817 --> 01:13:11,115 who you're with when you're doing it. 1139 01:13:36,345 --> 01:13:37,937 Okay, come on! Come on. 1140 01:13:38,013 --> 01:13:41,005 Come on. You got plenty of room. You got miles. 1141 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,243 Oh, geez! 1142 01:13:46,321 --> 01:13:48,516 Don't tell me that's another cat. 1143 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:58,458 Oh, geez. Hey, keep this on the down-low, Mom. 1144 01:13:58,534 --> 01:14:00,832 It's one of those goofy gnomes. Don't tell Carmella. 1145 01:14:00,903 --> 01:14:03,235 - Hunty? Come on, Hunty. - He broke the gnome. 1146 01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:06,638 - Oh, sugar. - Jesus! What'd I just say? 1147 01:14:07,676 --> 01:14:09,610 Hand me... 1148 01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:11,168 What's going on? 1149 01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:14,181 Get dressed. We're late. 1150 01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,342 We need all the manpower we can get. 1151 01:14:16,418 --> 01:14:18,648 But what if I don't drive good? 1152 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:22,349 Hey. Hey, you're a Malby. 1153 01:14:22,424 --> 01:14:25,621 Driving is in your blood. Okay? 1154 01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:28,788 Come on. Come on, let's go. We gotta go. Come on! 1155 01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:31,924 - And it's "drive well,"honey, not "drive good." - Wait. Don't drive good? 1156 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,163 Proper English is "drive well." I want you to drive well. 1157 01:14:35,237 --> 01:14:38,070 Ladies and gentlemen, please turn your attention... 1158 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:41,439 to the starting ramp for the last event of the day. 1159 01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:43,876 This is the one you've been waiting for... 1160 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:49,441 the final race for the 9th Annual P. T.A. Boxcar Derby. 1161 01:14:49,518 --> 01:14:52,783 Racers and their teams, please take your marks. 1162 01:14:56,959 --> 01:14:59,018 Let's go, Raymond! 1163 01:15:12,407 --> 01:15:14,568 All right. How you feeling? 1164 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:17,203 - Look at Hunter! - Go, Hunty! 1165 01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:19,179 Go! Go! 1166 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:20,840 Are you focused? 1167 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:24,113 Balls to the wall. Don't tell your mom I said that. 1168 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,585 Smoke 'em. Go get 'em. 1169 01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:28,122 Balls to the wall, Hunty! 1170 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,125 All right, let's go! 1171 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:34,287 Come on! Go! 1172 01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:38,929 - Dad! Dad! - Brake! Pull the brake back! 1173 01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:40,730 - What? - The brake! 1174 01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:43,566 Go, Hunter! Go! Go! 1175 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:47,607 Yeah! Go get 'em! 1176 01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:49,041 Go! 1177 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:51,535 Go! 1178 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:53,808 - Walt, watch your ankle! - Go! Go! 1179 01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:01,289 #Here's to you, honey # 1180 01:16:01,356 --> 01:16:03,654 #But I'm out of your league # 1181 01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,558 #Y ou're never gonna pass me # 1182 01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:10,564 - #' Cause I'm out of your league # - Go! Get in there! 1183 01:16:10,632 --> 01:16:13,066 #L ooky here, baby # 1184 01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:16,730 #You're comin'my way # 1185 01:16:16,805 --> 01:16:20,400 #But I move like a landslide # 1186 01:16:20,475 --> 01:16:23,842 #So I get out of my way and stay away # 1187 01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:26,073 #Up from the floor on the count of 10 # 1188 01:16:26,148 --> 01:16:29,481 #Oh, you get up, you get down and you try again # 1189 01:16:29,551 --> 01:16:32,042 #Up and down and around again # 1190 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,783 #Oh, you get up, you get down and you try again # 1191 01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:37,825 #Up and down and around again # 1192 01:16:37,893 --> 01:16:41,294 - #Oh, you get up you get down and you try again # - 1193 01:16:41,363 --> 01:16:44,423 #You get up, you get down and you try again # 1194 01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:48,299 #Get up, you get down and you try again # 1195 01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:50,838 - #You get up, you get down and you try again ## - Yeah! 1196 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:05,644 Whoa! 1197 01:17:05,721 --> 01:17:07,621 - Come on! Let's go! - Excuse me. 1198 01:17:07,689 --> 01:17:09,486 Dad! 1199 01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:11,958 Dad! 1200 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,031 Oh! 1201 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:38,817 Thank goodness. You okay? 1202 01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:43,689 By the way, you won! 1203 01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:49,757 - Wow! Look at that. - That-a-boy! 1204 01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:51,423 - Come on. Up, up. - That's okay. 1205 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,489 - No? - Not today. 1206 01:17:52,567 --> 01:17:53,556 Okay. 1207 01:17:53,635 --> 01:17:56,331 - That-a-boy. - Let me see. Let me see. 1208 01:17:56,405 --> 01:17:58,464 - It's so cool. - Look at that. 1209 01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:06,205 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 1210 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,214 Mom, Dad... 1211 01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:57,691 Sure you don't wanna get a little shut-eye and see how you feel in the morning? 1212 01:18:57,766 --> 01:18:59,700 Nope. 1213 01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:07,171 Just out of curiosity though, do you think I'm making the right decision? 1214 01:19:13,281 --> 01:19:17,445 Well, you know, ever since you were a little kid... 1215 01:19:17,519 --> 01:19:19,453 you always seemed to have it figured out. 1216 01:19:19,521 --> 01:19:21,716 You know, you made good grades, you... 1217 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:25,453 kept your room neat and clean, you ate your vegetables. 1218 01:19:27,462 --> 01:19:29,396 Can I be honest with you? 1219 01:19:29,464 --> 01:19:31,830 I always found it a little troubling. 1220 01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:35,358 Because, see, hon... 1221 01:19:36,738 --> 01:19:38,672 the world's a screwy place. 1222 01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:40,799 It doesn't play by the rules. 1223 01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,511 So if you're asking me... 1224 01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:48,913 do I think it's a good idea for you to, uh... 1225 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,418 quit your job... 1226 01:19:51,486 --> 01:19:53,420 leave behind the only family you have... 1227 01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:56,082 and travel 3,000 miles... 1228 01:19:56,158 --> 01:19:58,149 to a place you've never been before? 1229 01:20:01,563 --> 01:20:04,555 I think it's the most kick-ass idea you've ever had. 1230 01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:11,501 'Cause I think no matter where you are, you're gonna knock 'em dead. 1231 01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:16,043 Thanks, Dad. 1232 01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:23,210 - See ya. - Okay. 1233 01:20:23,285 --> 01:20:25,253 - Love ya, honey. - Love ya. Bye. 1234 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,345 No good-byes. Just see you later. 1235 01:20:27,422 --> 01:20:30,050 You be careful in New York. There are a bunch of kookies there. 1236 01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:32,559 - Okay, I will. - Call me frequently, okay? 1237 01:20:32,627 --> 01:20:35,460 - Okay. - I've got you on my speed dial, and you're on mine. 1238 01:20:35,530 --> 01:20:37,464 - # Show me the world # - Okay. Okay, bye. 1239 01:20:37,532 --> 01:20:40,968 - #In the shape of your looking glass # - Bye. 1240 01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:44,836 #Beautifully bold when the colors unfold # 1241 01:20:44,906 --> 01:20:48,842 #Yes, it's easy to see # 1242 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,844 #But it's harder to find # 1243 01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:54,006 #And I'm thinkin'of you # 1244 01:20:54,082 --> 01:20:56,846 #And it's clear in my mind, so I # 1245 01:20:56,918 --> 01:21:01,014 #Turn, turn, turn # 1246 01:21:01,089 --> 01:21:07,585 #I turn back around # 1247 01:21:07,662 --> 01:21:11,223 #And turn, turn, turn # 1248 01:21:11,299 --> 01:21:16,601 #I turn back around # 1249 01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:20,767 #And I'm eastern bound # 1250 01:21:25,447 --> 01:21:27,381 Thanks. 1251 01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:35,445 #Almost let slip all these words in my fingertips # 1252 01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:37,753 #Still unaware # 1253 01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:41,421 #Of the pen in my hand, but I'm # 1254 01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:46,456 #Makin'my way day by day comin'back to you # 1255 01:21:46,534 --> 01:21:51,562 #Here, unafraid of the path that I choose, so I # 1256 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:55,474 #Turn, turn, turn # 1257 01:21:55,543 --> 01:22:00,378 #I turn back around # 1258 01:22:00,448 --> 01:22:03,815 #And that's where you are found ## 1259 01:22:11,026 --> 01:22:12,653 Hey. 1260 01:22:12,727 --> 01:22:14,957 Life sucks without you. 1261 01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:18,431 I miss you. I... Well, of course I miss you. I... 1262 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:22,027 I knew that I would, but it's not like a... 1263 01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:25,504 "Hey, we had some great times... you know, keep in touch" kind of thing. 1264 01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:30,601 It's... It was more like, "I can't eat... I can't sleep... 1265 01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:34,775 I forget what it feels like to laugh" kind of thing. 1266 01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:38,785 And I really think that when you left... 1267 01:22:38,853 --> 01:22:41,185 you took my heart with you. 1268 01:22:51,433 --> 01:22:54,027 Um... 1269 01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:56,127 I- I probably should've called first. 1270 01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:58,468 Oh, whoa. Whoa. No, no, no. Hold... 1271 01:22:58,540 --> 01:23:02,567 Ryden! Whoa! Where are you... Where are you going? 1272 01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:04,305 Ryden! 1273 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:13,049 Ryden. Ryden, hey. Wait. Hold up. 1274 01:23:13,121 --> 01:23:15,681 Look. Hey. Stop. All right? Hey. 1275 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,522 She's my R.A. 1276 01:23:21,629 --> 01:23:24,689 I was just filling out a maintenance report. 1277 01:23:24,766 --> 01:23:27,599 - She's not... - No. 1278 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,034 Really? 1279 01:23:29,104 --> 01:23:31,197 Yeah. 1280 01:23:49,324 --> 01:23:51,258 I love you. 1281 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:54,519 Well, that's good. 1282 01:23:54,596 --> 01:23:57,292 'Cause I love you. 1283 01:23:57,365 --> 01:24:00,391 #Some kind of magic # 1284 01:24:02,804 --> 01:24:06,205 #Happens late at night # 1285 01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:08,208 - Wanna go inside? - Yeah. 1286 01:24:08,276 --> 01:24:12,235 #When the moon smiles down at me # 1287 01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:17,041 - Hey, Walt, it's Ryden. - Oh. 1288 01:24:17,118 --> 01:24:19,279 - Hey, sweetie-pie. - It's her machine, so leave a message. 1289 01:24:19,354 --> 01:24:21,584 Oh. Hey, guess who's coming for a visit. 1290 01:24:21,656 --> 01:24:24,887 We got cheap-ass tickets on CheapAssTickets-dot-com, swear to God. 1291 01:24:24,959 --> 01:24:27,655 Ask Adam if he's got a pull-out, 'cause Grandma's got that heinous hump. 1292 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,959 - 'Cause I don't wanna have her suffering more than she... - Stop that! 1293 01:24:30,031 --> 01:24:31,965 I don't have a hump! Give me that. 1294 01:24:32,033 --> 01:24:35,264 I don't have a hump. I can sleep anyplace you wanna put me, Ryden. 1295 01:24:35,336 --> 01:24:37,270 And, honey, it's genetic, so take your calcium. 1296 01:24:37,338 --> 01:24:39,636 And don't forget to layer up, okay? You're from California. 1297 01:24:39,707 --> 01:24:42,733 - And remember, condoms are your best friend. - Oh, you have to... 1298 01:24:44,512 --> 01:24:47,447 Wait, like, the whole family's coming? 1299 01:24:47,515 --> 01:24:51,110 #It's a brand new day # 1300 01:24:51,186 --> 01:24:53,120 #The sun is shining # 1301 01:24:53,188 --> 01:24:56,316 #It's a brand new day # 1302 01:24:58,359 --> 01:25:04,229 #For the first time in such a long, long time # 1303 01:25:04,299 --> 01:25:06,631 #I know # 1304 01:25:09,137 --> 01:25:11,196 #I'll be okay ## 1305 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:14,241 #I'm counting the streetlights # 1306 01:25:14,309 --> 01:25:17,870 #It's all I can do # 1307 01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:21,006 #While driving myself crazy # 1308 01:25:21,082 --> 01:25:23,141 #Trying to get to you # 1309 01:25:24,986 --> 01:25:28,422 #It feels wrong at the right time # 1310 01:25:28,490 --> 01:25:30,981 #To reveal my hand # 1311 01:25:32,193 --> 01:25:34,991 #It's like I'm doing the worst I can # 1312 01:25:35,063 --> 01:25:37,998 #To make you understand # 1313 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:43,335 #Maybe one day you will know # 1314 01:25:46,508 --> 01:25:48,942 #How hard it is for me # 1315 01:25:49,010 --> 01:25:52,343 #To show my heart # 1316 01:25:53,848 --> 01:25:56,578 #And all the love I have # 1317 01:25:56,651 --> 01:25:59,347 #Running through my soul # 1318 01:26:01,189 --> 01:26:04,625 #Maybe one day you will know # 1319 01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:11,398 #I'm hoping you just might # 1320 01:26:11,466 --> 01:26:14,560 #Take a moment to realize # 1321 01:26:14,636 --> 01:26:17,503 #That everything you're looking for# 1322 01:26:17,572 --> 01:26:20,632 #Is hidden in plain sight # 1323 01:26:22,143 --> 01:26:25,237 #I know you better# 1324 01:26:25,313 --> 01:26:29,044 #Than I know myself# 1325 01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:32,086 #How I feel is the only thing that # 1326 01:26:32,153 --> 01:26:36,419 #I could never ever tell you # 1327 01:26:36,491 --> 01:26:40,154 #Maybe one day you will know # 1328 01:26:43,498 --> 01:26:45,932 #How hard it is for me # 1329 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,333 #To show my heart # 1330 01:26:51,005 --> 01:26:53,565 #And all the love I have # 1331 01:26:53,641 --> 01:26:56,508 #Running through my soul # 1332 01:26:58,179 --> 01:27:01,876 #Maybe one day you will know # 1333 01:27:05,286 --> 01:27:08,778 #Maybe one day you will know # 1334 01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:15,293 #Maybe one day you will ## 99057