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BOWERS:
So, you can see that Sheldon
has a baby tooth
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that never fell out.
Is that a problem?
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Well, it's gonna keep the adult
tooth from coming down, and...
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it's gonna need to be extracted.
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Oh, he is not gonna be happy
about that.
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No, he is not.
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Are you sure we can't
just wait this thing out?
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It's gonna cause all the other
teeth around it to come in
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crooked and, well, you know,
braces can be expensive.
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(groans)
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He is gonna freak out
about the pain
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and the needle and the blood.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mention
that stuff when you tell him.
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Uh, can't you tell him?
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(laughs)
I'm not gonna tell him.
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But you're his doctor.
And you're his mommy.
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Which means that I have to deal
with him all the time.
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Help me out here.
No.
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Okay. Can we
tell him together?
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No.
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All right.
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What if I put your
business card, free of charge,
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in the next church newsletter?
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So, Sheldon,
little bit of dental news.
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You have a baby tooth
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that never fell out.
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Neat. Even my teeth
are stubborn.
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Anyway, in order for your teeth
to come in straight,
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Dr. Bowers is gonna
need to pull it out.
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Why didn't I hear this
from him?
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I had the same question.
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But a tooth extraction
is a major procedure.
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Not necessarily.
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Will there be blood?
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A little.
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Will there be a needle?
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Maybe, but you won't feel it,
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'cause he's gonna
put you under first.
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Put me under? With drugs?
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That's even more dangerous.
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Sheldon, lots of people
get their teeth pulled.
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It's not a big deal.
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Stop enjoying this.
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Sorry.
No, you're not.
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No, I'm not.
(sighs)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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This is not exactly the
date night I'd envisioned
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when I was shaving my legs.
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I'm almost done.
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We're elderly, you know?
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If anything,
dinner should be early.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
when I'm finished,
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I am gonna whisk you off
to the finest--
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and the only--
Chinese food place in town.
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Ying's? Their nachos are weird.
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I don't know,
it's not a bad idea
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to maybe venture out of Medford
once in a while.
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Even better, why don't we
go away for the weekend?
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Uh, come on--
You know how hard it is
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for me to get out of the store.
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What's the point
of being the boss
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if you can't get somebody else
to do your work for you?
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Uh, I might be able to leave
Georgie in charge.
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My grandson?
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That'd be the one.
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I want to go, so I'm just gonna
say "good idea."
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(chuckles)
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(both laugh)
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Hi, Sheldon,
what can I do for you?
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Do you have any books or videos
on the Lamaze technique?
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Uh-oh. Georgie get
that girl pregnant?
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It's for me.
I need to have a tooth pulled,
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and I'd like to do it without
putting my brain on drugs.
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Okay.
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I've seen that commercial
with the egg in the frying pan.
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Very effective.
Well,
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since this is a high school,
we don't have material
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about giving birth
on the shelves.
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But...
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since this is a high school,
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I keep a few things here
under the counter.
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Excellent.
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And I'll let my brother know,
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in case he gets himself
in a pickle.
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(exhaling rhythmically)
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You're having a tooth pulled,
not having a baby.
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If it can work for getting
an eight-pound human
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through a birth canal,
it can work for a tiny tooth.
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Eight pounds?
I'm never having kids.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Fun fact: she ended up
having four.
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And if I do, I'm taking
any drugs they'll give me.
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ADULT SHELDON:
That part was true.
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(radio playing indistinctly)
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Hey, Georgie.
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I'm thinking about
taking your meemaw away
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for this weekend.
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Okay. You have my blessing.
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Thank you.
And I was wondering, maybe,
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if you'd look
after the store while I'm gone.
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You saying I'm the manager?
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No, I-I'm saying I want you
to look after the store
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while I'm gone.
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But in a managerial capacity.
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(sighs)
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You think you can handle it?
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Yes, sir. I will make you proud.
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Great.
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Can I fire people?
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No.
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Can I get paid more?
No.
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Can I at least change the music
we play here?
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What's wrong with the music
we play here?
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Nothing, it's just
kind of grandpa music.
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Well, how is this
"grandpa music"?
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Do you listen to it?
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Yeah.
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Do you have grandchildren?
Yeah.
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Do you see where I'm going
with this?
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Okay, Sheldon, you ready?
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Not really.
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Yeah, that makes two of us.
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Why don't you guys come on back?
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You know what?
I'm just gonna stay here.
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Um, you don't need me
getting in your way.
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Oh, it's no trouble at all.
Come on.
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I've got my crochet.
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You're coming.
Fine.
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So, you don't need to worry
about needles
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'cause we're gonna put you under
for the procedure.
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No, thank you. There are risks
associated with anesthesia.
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Feel free to jump in.
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Are there any other options?
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Well, he could stay awake
for it, but we'd have
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to give him novocaine.
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No needles. Just pull the tooth.
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Okay. Just so you know...
(exhaling rhythmically)
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I'm gonna be using this.
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(loud, echoing banging)
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Drugs, please.
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You go to this casino often?
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Kind of.
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So don't be surprised
if everybody knows my name,
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how I take my whiskey
and the color of my lucky bra.
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Purple.
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No, that's my "get lucky" bra.
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(laughs)
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So, what are you into?
Craps, roulette?
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Well, not much of a gambler.
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You just left Georgie in charge
of your store, so... disagree.
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Mm, he's a lot smarter
than you think.
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Maybe you're not
as smart as I think.
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Well, if you like me just for
my body, I'm okay with that.
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(laughs)
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♪ If you could hear me think,
this is what I'd say... ♪
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There you go. I hope you enjoyed
your shopping experience.
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I did.
I'd let the
manager know,
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but he already does,
'cause it's me.
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I'll take it.
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It's been a pleasure
to serve you.
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You might want to slow down.
We don't have a license
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to sell guns in here.
(laughs softly)
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Just kidding, it's Texas.
We got them in the back.
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Okay, Sheldon,
we're gonna put the mask on.
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Now you just breathe normally
and count back from 100.
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But counting back from 100
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isn't complex enough
to occupy my mind.
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You're up again.
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Why don't you think
of something more sciencey?
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Like counting pi.
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That's a thing, right? Pi?
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I can't count pi,
it's an irrational number.
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But I can embrace the spirit
of your proposal and calculate
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the matrix coefficients
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necessary
for a unified field theory.
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Do that. Hit it.
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(slurring): Of the four
fundamental forces,
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the most difficult to unify
is gravity because...
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(exhales)
Oh, thank God.
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(carnival music playing)
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STURGIS:
Step right up.
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Step right up
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for your chance to meet Thoth!
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The Egyptian god
of knowledge.
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He has all the answers.
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No question too big
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or small.
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Hello, young man.
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Do you have a question
you'd like to pose?
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I do, but nobody
in the history of science
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has ever been able to answer it.
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(laughs): Well, they haven't
asked the great god Thoth!
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Right this way!
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Ask your question.
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Do you really possess
all knowledge?
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You only get one question, kid.
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You want that to be it?
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Oh. No.
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How can I unify
the four fundamental forces
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of the universe?
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Now we're talking.
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In order to unify gravity,
you must first understand
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that it is a distortion
of space-time.
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(mumbling):
Gravity. Of course.
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He even talks in his sleep.
Why am I not surprised?
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(plastic clacking)
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Didn't feel it at all.
That's how good this helmet is.
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Want to take a whack?
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Try it on.
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I'll be up front when
you're ready to buy it.
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Oh, no.
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(exhales)
Damn it.
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(roulette wheel spinning)
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MEEMAW:
26 for the twins'
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birthday, three for Georgie
and Mary wouldn't like it
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if I used her birthday
for gambling, so 13 for her.
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All right. For my grandson's
birthday, I'm gonna go black,
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'cause I don't remember.
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No more bets.
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26 black.
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(Meemaw whoops)
Whoa! Yep! Hey-ah!
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Hooray for the grandkids!
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Whenever the hell
they were born!
(laughs)
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You want to go to the bar?
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No, we've hit.
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We gotta ride this out.
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CROUPIER:
Double zero.
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Ride's over.
To the bar!
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(moans softly)
(TV playing indistinctly)
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(muffled):
Where am I?
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Oh, you died.
You're a ghost now.
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What?
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MARY:
Look who's awake.
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How are you feelin'?
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I had a dream.
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I solved a unified field theory.
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Well, good for you.
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But I can't remember it.
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Hmm.
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Well, you were
mumblin' something
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about gravity and forces.
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You need to be more specific.
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Shelly, you weren't makin'
much sense.
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Mother, a unified field theory
is the holy grail of physics.
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Solving it would be
the greatest breakthrough
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in the history of science.
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MISSY:
And you forgot it.
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That's funny.
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Hello, Dr. Bowers,
it's Sheldon Cooper.
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I need you to administer
more anesthesia to me.
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No, I don't have
a dental problem.
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00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,690
I need to reenter a trancelike
state so I can communicate
256
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,149
with Thoth,
the god of knowledge.
257
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,945
I would argue that the greatest
discovery in physics
258
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,239
is worth losing
your dental license.
259
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,866
Well, it's not
my fault you let them
260
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,117
publish your home phone number.
261
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,326
(line clicks, dial tone drones)
262
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,079
Well, this is
my favorite table here.
263
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:07,542
Well, sure, every time
you put down money, you win.
264
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,879
Oh, this is nice.
265
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,633
You know, I really don't get
away from the store enough.
266
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,804
How come you're still
workin' at your age?
267
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,847
What do you mean "my age"?
268
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,348
I mean you're old.
(laughs)
269
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,850
I'm not old.
270
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,977
Well, I'm old and
you're older than me.
271
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,104
Yeah, that's true.
272
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,689
But we make it
look good though.
273
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,357
You don't want
to be that guy
274
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,860
that just works
till he drops dead.
275
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,195
I mean, maybe you
should retire.
276
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,031
Have a little fun.
277
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,532
Well, I'm here with you.
278
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,702
That's a good start,
'cause I'm fun.
279
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,370
Oh, man, you sure
as hell are.
280
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,580
(both laugh)
281
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,792
Hey, you know
what'd be fun?
282
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,211
New Orleans is just
an hour away from here.
283
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,547
Oh, I like where
this is headed.
284
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,884
And they got
themselves a 24-hour
285
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,261
wedding chapel.
286
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,971
What?
287
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,224
(laughs):
No!
288
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,559
What do you mean "no"?
289
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,645
We're good together
and we're both old.
290
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,271
That's what you said.
291
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,232
We-we haven't even
said "I love you" yet!
292
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,275
All right, fine.
293
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,818
I love you.
294
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,867
You... you're not gonna
say anything back?
295
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,869
Not under these
circumstances!
296
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,000
(mutters):
Ah, goddang it.
297
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,420
Dale?!
298
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,841
GEORGE JR.:
I'd like to report
299
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,260
a robbery.
300
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,763
Well, before I tell you my name,
is there any way we can do this
301
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,266
where the owner of the store
don't find out?
302
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:51,187
Because he left me in charge
and I really screwed up.
303
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,940
At least $400.
304
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,692
I know it's a lot.
305
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,318
That's why I said I screwed up.
306
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,864
I got to think about this.
307
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,534
I-I'll call you back.
308
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,911
ADULT SHELDON:
If I was going to recapture
my insight
309
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,331
into a unified field theory,
I needed to find a way
310
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:14,168
to put myself back into an
altered state of consciousness.
311
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,129
Native Americans would
312
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,215
sit in sweat lodges
for hours to achieve this.
313
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,969
I lasted a minute and a half.
314
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,929
Self-hypnosis is another means
315
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,724
of bringing stillness
to the mind.
316
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,143
(screams)
317
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,103
When it isn't giving you
a heart attack!
318
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,939
The whirling dervishes
of Central Asia
319
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,733
employ a repetitive
spinning technique
320
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,153
to achieve a trancelike state.
321
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,155
(retches)
322
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,576
(TV playing indistinctly)
323
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,292
You didn't have to storm off.
324
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,838
You're being childish.
325
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,507
So I don't want to get married.
326
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,842
It's nothing personal.
327
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,012
Well, it feels personal.
328
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,013
I'm not rejecting you.
329
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,639
I'm rejecting marriage.
330
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,101
If it helps,
it's not the first proposal
331
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,352
I've turned down.
332
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,980
How the hell does that help?
333
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,357
After everything that I've done
334
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,485
for you and your family!
335
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,279
You give my grandson a job,
so I'm supposed to marry you?
336
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,866
Well, you can forget
I even asked.
337
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,582
ADULT SHELDON:
After my other attempts
to return to the trancelike
338
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,543
state of anesthesia failed,
I turned to something
339
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,172
Nancy Reagan herself told me
to "just say no" to.
340
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,509
My mind-altering
substance of choice was...
341
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,010
chamomile tea.
342
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,387
But not your grandma's
chamomile tea.
343
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,642
A highly concentrated super
chamomile of my own making.
344
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:57,063
All the relaxing power
of 30 cups of chamomile tea
345
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,232
packed into a teaspoon
346
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,484
of calming sludge.
347
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,361
Sorry, Mrs. Reagan.
348
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,547
(sighs)
349
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,802
Okay, grand unified
field theory,
350
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,804
here I come.
351
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,353
(groaning)
352
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,365
This isn't working.
353
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,160
MAN:
I disagree.
354
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:56,664
Seems to be working
fine and dandy.
355
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,292
Mr. Einstein?
356
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,210
I'm very excited
to talk to you,
357
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,587
but I was
hoping to hear
358
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,589
from Thoth, the Egyptian
god of knowledge,
359
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,675
so he could teach me the grand
unified field theory again.
360
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,094
Ooh, the grand
unified field theory!
361
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,722
Well, la-di-da.
362
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,142
He told it to me in a dream,
but I can't remember.
363
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,061
All right,
hang on.
364
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,313
Where is the fun
in finding
365
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,648
things out if some joker
with a bird head
366
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,775
just tells you the answer?
367
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:28,738
But a grand unified field theory
would explain the universe.
368
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,615
Answers are
all well and good,
369
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,534
but a real scientist loves
the thrill of the chase.
370
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,785
Am I right, Hawking?
371
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,120
I would agree.
372
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,956
I do also enjoy the thrill
373
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,876
of rolling over bubble wrap
with my chair.
374
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:45,463
It-it is fun to pop
that stuff, isn't it?
375
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,132
So fun.
But what if I never
figure it out?
376
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,717
I never did
377
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,136
and my scientific career
is nothing to sneeze at.
378
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,055
Same here.
Agreed.
379
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,057
Uh, don't-don't look at me.
380
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,392
I-I drive a Yugo.
381
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,519
So none of you can help me?
382
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,230
I believe I can.
383
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,858
Sheldon, if I was offered
a choice between all
384
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,903
the knowledge of the universe
or the endless pursuit of it,
385
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,447
I would choose the pursuit.
386
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,992
That's very insightful.
387
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,452
Hold it, hold it--
he didn't come up with that!
388
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,829
He stole it
from Gotthold Lessing.
389
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,499
Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing?
390
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,794
He's an 18th century
German philosopher.
391
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,379
Now do you mind?
392
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,799
We girls are trying to have
some fun over here.
393
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,467
Apologies.
Sorry,
Cyndi Lauper.
394
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,677
Our bad.
395
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,428
I-I like fun.
396
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,890
ADULT SHELDON:
While I made my peace
397
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,851
with not having the solution
to a unified field theory,
398
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,979
my intestines
did not make peace
399
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,398
with concentrated
chamomile syrup.
400
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,024
Oh, dear.
401
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:50,444
Bathroom emergency!
Bathroom emergency!
402
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,453
What the hell?
403
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,998
I locked this.
404
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,167
Who's here?
405
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,336
I'll call the cops!
406
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,921
It's just me.
407
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,507
Why you back so soon?
408
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,967
None of your business.
409
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,595
How'd it go yesterday?
410
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,013
It was good.
411
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,848
Until it wasn't.
412
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,266
What do you mean?
413
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,227
I was helping a customer,
414
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,521
and I guess I forgot
to close the register,
415
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:29,317
'cause when I got back to it,
all the money was gone.
416
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,818
Are you kidding me?
417
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,028
I screwed up.
418
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,362
Did you call the police?
419
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,989
I didn't want
to get them involved.
420
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,575
But I was gonna make it right.
421
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,037
Here, take it.
422
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,583
So we good?
423
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,544
You're fired.
424
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,212
R-Really?
425
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,215
Get out of my store now.
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