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'Ahh, zee theater!
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'A magical place
for all to enjoy,
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'so long as we follow
a few simple rules.'
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Oh, hi, Squidward!
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'In case of emergency,
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'always take a moment
to locate your nearest exit.
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'And try to find your seat
before the show begins.'
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Excuse me.
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'Please do not disrupt
the show for others.
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'This means no gum-chewing.
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'No bouncing.
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'No armrest-hogging.
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'No jelly-fishing.'
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Sorry.
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'No hamboning.'
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Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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'No gargling.
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'No play-fighting.'
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Sit down and stop ruining
my night off!
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'And, of course, no talking.'
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Enjoy the musical, Patrick.
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Shh! You're talking.
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'Ahh, bonjour, salut,
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'and welcome to this quiet
corner of the ocean floor,
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'teeming with all the many
kinds of undersea life.
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'It is here we find
the sub-marine habitat
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'known as...
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'...Bikini Bottom.
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'Let us observe now
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'as the sun rises
on a new nautical day.
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'Here, we see an ordinary
cluster of kelp.
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'And here...
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'...a common clumping of coral.
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'And here... a pineapple!
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'This fruit is home to one
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'of the most fascinating
sea creatures of all.
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'Aplysina fistualis.
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'The yellow sponge!'
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Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it!
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♪ Jump out of bed
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♪ Mix up a breakfast
for my favorite pet snail
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Meow!
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♪ Full steam ahead
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♪ The S.S. "I Am Ready"
is about to set sail
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♪ This kind of day
couldn't get much better
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♪ But it keeps on trying
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♪ Ahh! I'm on my way
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♪ Somewhere there's a krabby
patty that needs frying
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♪ Who's the lucky sponge
in the mirror
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♪ Who is living his dream?
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♪ Who's always extra careful
with his dental hygiene?
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♪ Gary, it's me!
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♪ Happy just to be here in the
world-renowned Bikini Bottom!
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♪ How I love this town,
Bikini Bottom
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♪ When the sun shines down on
a beautiful Bikini Bottom day...
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- Good morning, Patrick!
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Is it morning already?
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Yep, and I'm singing
an opening number!
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Ooh, I want a verse!
I want a verse!
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♪ I missed a snack
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♪ This busy schedule
makes it hard to be me
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♪ To stay on track
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♪ Now I'll have to eat it
while I'm watching TV
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♪ There might not be time
for a nap
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♪ But I'll do what I can
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♪ They're showing
all the episodes of...
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♪ "Mermaid Man"
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♪ Every single one!
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♪ I'm spending all day
underneath my favorite rock
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- ♪ Favorite rock
- ♪ Bikini Bottom!
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- ♪ Now what rhymes with rock?
- ♪ Rhymes with rock
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- ♪ Bikini Bottom
- ♪ Nothing rhymes with rock!
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♪ It's a typical
Bikini Bottom day...
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No, Patrick,
it's a beautiful day.
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And a lot of things
rhyme with rock.
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- I don't think so.
- Sure.
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- Clock, smock, electroshock...
- Ooh!
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Pop 'n' lock!
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Would you two
please keep it down?
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Good morning, Squidward!
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Another day, another migraine.
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♪ When I want some quiet,
there's nowhere to go
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♪ A sensitive artiste can't get
a moment's peace with these two
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♪ Idiots in stereo!
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♪ They never go away
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♪ A typical
Bikini Bottom day... ♪
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It's a great day, Squidward.
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In fact, I'd say this could be
the best day ever.
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You say that every day.
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And it's always true.
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Bye, Patrick!
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I'll see you at work, Squidward.
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What have I done
to deserve this?
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'We now follow
SpongeBob past the Treedome,
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'home to a creature seldom seen
here on the ocean floor.
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'A squirrel... from Texas.
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'This is Sandy Cheeks
the scientist,
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'hard at work
on her latest invention.'
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- Hiya, Sandy!
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Howdy, SpongeBob!
♪ Gee golly, that was close
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♪ It's just a little smoke,
a minor setback
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♪ Setback
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♪ A few more hours at most
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♪ And I'll be done with this
here brand-new jetpack
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♪ Jetpack!
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♪ And then this Texas squirrel,
this country girl
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♪ Will spread her wings and fly
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♪ My bushy tail a comet's trail
clear across the sky
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♪ Above the town
and looking down
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♪ On a typical
Bikini Bottom day!
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- ♪ Day!
- ♪ Hey!
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What in chicken-fried tarnation
was that?
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I dunno.
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But I kinda liked it.
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'Scuse me, SpongeBob.
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I'm gonna go power up
the ol' seis-o-mograph.
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I'm off to work too,
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at the greatest restaurant
there is!
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'Ah, yes, the Krusty Krab.
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'Bikini Bottom's most popular
dining establishment,
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'home to the Krabby Patty.
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'Owned and operated
by Mister Eugene Krabs.
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'And across town,
the least popular restaurant,
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'the Chum Bucket,
run by Sheldon J. Plankton.
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'Two arch nemeses locked
in a fast food Cold War.'
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♪ Winds from the west
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♪ Everywhere you look
the skies are clear and sunny
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♪ Good weather's best
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♪ When you're in the mood
to make a ton of money...
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Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka!
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♪ Laugh while you can
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♪ Until the day
you laugh no more, forever
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♪ Forever
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♪ I've got a plan
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♪ And I went to college
so you know it's clever...
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With you, there's always
another plan.
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Quiet, computer wife!
This time it'll work!
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I'll make everyone love
my chum burgers
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through the power of hypnosis.
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It's almost too easy.
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Soon they'll all see.
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I may be small,
but my genius is immense!
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Come on, Sheldon.
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It'd take forever
to hypnotize the whole town.
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You used to enjoy
my evil schemes.
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What can I say?
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After twenty years of marriage,
the magic's gone.
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♪ They say that money doesn't
matter when you love your work
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♪ Ha! Who would say that?
Probably some penniless jerk!
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♪ Soon the day will come
when they'll all love chum
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- ♪ It's just a matter of time
- ♪ Bikini Bottom
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- ♪ Till I get them in line
- ♪ Bikini Bottom
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♪ And this town is all mine
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♪ Just a typical
Bikini Bottom day... ♪
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Good morning, Ms. Mayor!
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Oh, pipe down,
I'm governing here!
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Hello, Mrs. Puff!
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SpongeBob, please,
I almost spilled my kelp-accino.
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- Hiya, Larry the Lobster!
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Watch where you're going,
puny dude!
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I'm getting these claws swole!
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Hi, Old Man Jenkins!
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Hello!
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Get off my lawn!
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Hello, lawn!
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Hello, street!
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Greetings, Maestro!
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Hello, guy making
all the sounds!
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Aargh!
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Hello, everyone at home!
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Hello, sky!
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Hello, flowers!
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Hello, Bikini Bottom!
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♪ On my way! Hey!
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♪ The pulse is pumping
and the traffic's fin to fin
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♪ What a day, hey!
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♪ Looks like the weather is
the best it's ever been
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♪ We've got the best sun ever
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- ♪ Sunny weather
- ♪ Sunny weather
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♪ In the flow, whoa!
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♪ Swim with the current
till it carries you along
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♪ Here we go, whoa!
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♪ Another busy day
where nothing will go wrong
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♪ I will always vow
and pledge allegiance to...
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♪ This town that I hold dear,
for all are welcome here
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♪ Bikini Bottom blue,
yes, I'll stay true
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- ♪ To the Bikini Bottom way
- ♪ Bikini Bottom way
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- ♪ Bikini Bottom way
- ♪ Bikini Bottom way
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♪ Bikini Bottom way,
Bikini Bottom way!
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♪ Bikini Bottom way!
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- ♪ It's the best day ever
- ♪ Ahh!
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♪ Hey! Hey!
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♪ In the world-renowned
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♪ Bikini Bottom
our own home town
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♪ And the sun shines down,
the sun shines down
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♪ The sun shines down,
the sun shines down
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♪ Hey!
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- ♪ It's a typical
- ♪ Incredible
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- ♪ A regular
- ♪ Exceptional
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- ♪ An ordinary
- ♪ Extraordinary
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♪ Bikini Bottom...
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- ♪ Day!
- ♪ Hey!
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♪ Bikini Bottom day!
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I can't wait
for another fine day
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at the finest
eating establishment
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ever established for eating.
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And here I thought
it was a third-rate greasepot.
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The finest third-rate
greasepot,
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where I am proud to be
Fry Cook of the Month.
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You're the only fry cook!
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Well, I, for one, have my sights
set far beyond this place.
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I've been developing
a one-man show
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starring an as-yet-undiscovered
young, handsome,
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and very leggy talent.
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I call it...
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Tentacle Spectacle,
the Musical.
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My mother... she always said
I belonged on the stage.
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You'd make a great tree.
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Now look sharp, boys,
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my precious
whale daughter is here.
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Pearl!
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Soak it in,
me darlin' daughter.
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One day, all this'll be yours.
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As soon as you graduate
high school,
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I'll start you as manager.
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But Da-a-a-a-d!
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- I have my own dreams.
- Like what?
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Listenin' to that boy band
fourteen hours a day?
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They're called
the Electric Skates.
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Uh, Mr. Krabs?
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If she doesn't want
to be manager,
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I know someone who would be
great for the job.
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You?
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Ha-ha! A fry cook is all
you'll ever be.
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You're just
a simple sponge, boy.
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And yet, you don't seem
to absorb very much.
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Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!
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♪ Why can't they see?
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♪ I wore my good shoes
and I've got my tie on
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♪ Maybe it's me
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♪ Am I just a simple sponge
you can't rely on?
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♪ All I want is someone
to notice who I am
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♪ Do you have make me
say it out loud?
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♪ Come on, Mr. Krabs,
this is more than just a job
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♪ Let me show you,
let me make you proud
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♪ I've been waiting patiently
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♪ To be the sponge
I'm meant to be
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♪ Won't anyone believe
in me-e-e-e-e?
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♪ E-e-e-e-e-e...
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♪ E-e-e-e...
Oh!
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Um... is that something
we should worry about?
252
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Nah.
253
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Breaking news!
254
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That is something
we should worry about!
255
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After today's second
unexplained tremor,
256
00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:09,344
smoke has been sighted
at the top of Mount Humongous,
257
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the long-slumbering
volcano of do-o-o-o-o-m!
258
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Impending disaster.
A special bulletin.
259
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We've just learned that
Bikini Bottom is under threat
260
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from a terrifying
volcano of doom,
261
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And now, a live statement
from the mayor of our town.
262
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Ladies and gentlefish,
263
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if this mountain erupts,
orange rivers of steaming lava
264
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will obliterate
all we know and love!
265
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:02,103
Don't worry, your government
has everything under control.
266
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:04,931
I'm starting an initiative
to assemble a committee
267
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,241
to identify a strategy
to evaluate the situation.
268
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In the meantime,
269
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all citizens must report home
and remain indoors.
270
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The threat level
is now Code Orange.
271
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Aargh!
272
00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,724
I don't understand
why everyone is so worried.
273
00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:26,517
Sure, that volcano might
destroy everything.
274
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,482
But on the other hand,
it might not.
275
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,689
When are you gonna learn,
SpongeBob?
276
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,793
The world is a horrible place
277
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filled with fear,
suffering and despair.
278
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:39,344
Also dashed hopes,
shattered dreams,
279
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:42,344
broken promises
and abject misery.
280
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:45,862
But it's our horrible place
281
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:50,310
with the best
abject misery there is!
282
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:57,586
They'll see, everything
is under control. Right?
283
00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:04,655
♪ No fish knows the future
284
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:08,379
♪ Not a single shark or sole
285
00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:13,000
♪ It's all deranged
286
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:16,724
♪ No control...
287
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:19,000
Don't you think you're being
a little negative?
288
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:23,655
♪ The town is under curfew
289
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:27,310
♪ The fish-police
are on patrol
290
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:32,137
♪ It's all deranged
291
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:38,482
- ♪ No control
- ♪ No control!
292
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,482
♪ Stuck here at home
293
00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:43,000
♪ But I'm not upset
294
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:47,793
♪ An evening alone
with my clarinet
295
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:50,034
♪ This could take a while
296
00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,379
♪ So I should relax
297
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,620
♪ But the stores
are all closed
298
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,551
- ♪ And I'm out of snacks!
- ♪ Out of snacks!
299
00:16:57,655 --> 00:17:02,655
♪ No control!
300
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:05,172
♪ La la la la la la la la...
301
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,137
SpongeBob, what are you doing
out of your pineapple?
302
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,620
Everyone's supposed
to be inside!
303
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,793
It's going to be fine, Sandy.
304
00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:14,517
The Mayor said she'll handle it.
305
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:18,482
And everyone knows, you can
always trust the government.
306
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:23,103
Well... I've got news
hot off the griddle.
307
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:26,517
I did some calculations,
and that volcano is gonna erupt,
308
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,965
as sure as a rhinestone cowboy
at a disco rodeo.
309
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,413
I figured out when, too.
310
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:35,172
It's gonna happen
at sundown tomorrow!
311
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:36,655
Oh!
312
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,724
OK, Sandy,
but I don't think...
313
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:43,000
I'm serious as a guacamole
shortage at a taco party!
314
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,413
I determined the timeline
through analysis of...
315
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:53,034
seismic activity, gas emissions,
316
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,517
geomagnetic and gravimetric
changes.
317
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:59,034
Over the next 36 hours,
318
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:02,000
tremors will increase
and boulders will fall,
319
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,689
eventually leading
to a cataclysmic eruption
320
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:09,689
which will completely
destroy Bikini Bottom!
321
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,689
The End...
322
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,275
...is nigh.
323
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,965
The end end?
324
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,482
♪ The science is clear
325
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:26,862
♪ I'm afraid it's true
326
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:29,206
♪ The end's really here
327
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,551
♪ There's nothing we can do
328
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:36,310
♪ And if I read
these numbers right
329
00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:38,862
♪ Our time is up
330
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:41,551
♪ Tomorrow night!
331
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:43,620
Tomorrow...
332
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:46,275
♪ Tomorrow night!
333
00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:48,586
♪ No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
334
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:53,655
- ♪ No control!
- ♪ The end is coming!
335
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,965
- ♪ We have no control!
- ♪ The end is coming!
336
00:18:58,068 --> 00:19:01,689
- ♪ No control!
- ♪ The end is coming!
337
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:06,482
♪ The end is coming!
The end is coming!
338
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:12,793
♪ The end is coming!
The end is coming... ♪
339
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,931
- Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
- Aargh...
340
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,655
Patrick! Patrick!
Patrick! Patrick!
341
00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:32,000
- Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
- Aargh!
342
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,000
You have to pull
yourself together.
343
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,655
Breathe in and out.
344
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,103
Eyes here. Eyes!
345
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:40,689
But you don't understand.
346
00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,379
I'm stuck inside and I can't
watch any of my shows,
347
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,310
because there's nothing on TV
but this...
348
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,620
'The end
is coming. The end is...'
349
00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:50,551
I get it, buddy.
350
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:53,724
I get stressed out too
sometimes.
351
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:57,620
Like when Mr. Krabs says
I'm not manager material.
352
00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:59,241
Manager material?
353
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:01,310
You mean like polyester?
354
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,413
He says I'll never be more
than a fry cook.
355
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:04,586
What?
356
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,068
You just want some respect.
I get that.
357
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,551
I got a lot of great ideas, but
no one ever pays attention...
358
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:11,000
We're getting off topic,
Patrick.
359
00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:15,655
The point is, we're gonna get
through this emergency together.
360
00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:20,344
We don't need television,
as long as we have...
361
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:22,482
- ...imagination!
- Ice cream... Imagination.
362
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,689
Right!
Because we're B-F-F.
363
00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:26,517
B-F-F.
364
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,448
Bfffffff!
365
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,482
Best Friends Forever.
366
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:32,379
I still don't get it.
367
00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:38,551
♪ I got you, and you got me
368
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:44,034
♪ I don't need my glasses on
to see we're both pretty lucky
369
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:48,689
♪ Stuck inside with no TV...
370
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:51,068
No!
♪ Still I'm stuck with you
371
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:53,793
♪ So I'm as happy as can be
372
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,551
♪ Let's have some fun together
373
00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:00,172
♪ We'll be best friends forever
374
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:03,482
♪ B-F-F, that stands for us...
375
00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:04,896
There's nothing as fun
376
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,103
as mindless entertainment,
SpongeBob.
377
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:08,379
Ahh!
378
00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:13,344
♪ Maybe so,
but all I know
379
00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:16,137
♪ Is right here
we've got all we need
380
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:19,034
♪ To make today pretty special
381
00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:24,379
♪ Let's explore,
open every drawer
382
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,068
♪ Hey, you found
my long lost cheese!
383
00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:28,827
♪ Well, that's what
friends are for!
384
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:31,586
♪ Let's have some fun together
385
00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:35,206
♪ You're my best friend forever
386
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:38,000
♪ B-F-F, that stands for...
387
00:21:38,103 --> 00:21:39,793
We're best friends
and this is the friend dance!
388
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:41,482
We're best friends and this is
the friend dance!
389
00:21:41,586 --> 00:21:43,206
We're best friends
and this is the friend dance!
390
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:44,413
We're best friends and...
391
00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:46,137
♪ Every little thing
that I can think of doing
392
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:49,551
♪ Just sounds better
doing it together
393
00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:51,482
♪ Every little thing
that I can think of doing
394
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:54,137
♪ Just sounds better
doing it together
395
00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:59,103
♪ Doing it with yo-o-o-o-o-ou
396
00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:01,689
Hey, Patrick, check this out.
397
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:05,655
The Incredible Stretching Sofa!
398
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,448
It's alive!
399
00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:09,310
It got away!
400
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,551
- Are you OK, SpongeBob?
- Sure!
401
00:22:11,655 --> 00:22:13,965
What's a minor concussion
between friends?
402
00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:16,137
Oh, I have an idea...
403
00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:20,689
I love me some bubbles
in my bath.
404
00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:23,206
I love me some bubbles
anywhere.
405
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:27,103
OK, since you're so
into bubbles,
406
00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:30,862
I'm gonna make you the biggest
baddest bubble ever!
407
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:38,068
♪ Floating high
like a bubble in the sky
408
00:22:38,172 --> 00:22:40,793
♪ Feeling good
just like I should
409
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,551
♪ And you're the reason why!
410
00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:45,103
♪ Let's have some fun together
411
00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:48,034
♪ We'll be best friends forever
412
00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:53,103
♪ B-F-F, that stands for us
413
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,689
♪ This can't get any better
414
00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:59,275
♪ You're my best friend forever
415
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:03,275
♪ B-F-F, that stands for us
416
00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:08,586
♪ B-F-F, that stands for us
417
00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:14,068
♪ B-F-F, that stands for...
418
00:23:17,517 --> 00:23:19,586
SpongeBob and Patrick.
419
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,965
♪ That stands for us!
420
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,517
♪ Whoa!
421
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:33,034
'Will SpongeBob
and Bikini Bottom survive?
422
00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:36,310
'Can zee power of BFF
save the day?
423
00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:38,551
'Find out when
"SpongeBob The Musical
424
00:23:38,655 --> 00:23:41,965
'Live On Stage" continues.'
425
00:23:45,827 --> 00:23:48,517
All citizens report
to the town square!
426
00:23:50,068 --> 00:23:54,068
Ladies and gentlefish, we only
have until sundown tomorrow.
427
00:23:54,172 --> 00:23:56,689
But I will lead us
through this crisis
428
00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:59,137
by setting meetings
to encourage dialogue
429
00:23:59,241 --> 00:24:02,931
about drafting proposals
for eventual action.
430
00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:05,137
- So, we're doomed.
- I'm scared!
431
00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:07,034
We need someone to save us!
432
00:24:07,137 --> 00:24:09,413
We need to find whoever's
to blame for all this.
433
00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:12,068
Does anyone have
an actual plan to propose?
434
00:24:12,172 --> 00:24:15,379
Ooh, ooh, I do!
Call on me! Me, me, me, me!
435
00:24:15,482 --> 00:24:17,413
Yes, enthusiastic sea star?
436
00:24:17,517 --> 00:24:21,862
If we all close our eyes,
maybe nothing will happen.
437
00:24:21,965 --> 00:24:24,896
So. Deep.
438
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,689
No, it's not! It's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
439
00:24:27,793 --> 00:24:29,000
Hooray! Wait...
440
00:24:29,103 --> 00:24:30,517
I've got it!
441
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,379
We can find a way to halt
the exponential increase
442
00:24:32,482 --> 00:24:34,413
of pyroclastic flow in the
subterranean magma chamber.
443
00:24:34,517 --> 00:24:37,758
Yeah, what she said.
La la la lah!
444
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,931
- What did she say?
- Ha-ha! Science, y'all.
445
00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:43,827
That's the answer!
446
00:24:45,827 --> 00:24:49,586
I have a new scheme, Karen,
my best one yet.
447
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:53,206
But for it to work,
I need them to stay scared.
448
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:56,068
What're you talking about?
The end is coming!
449
00:24:56,172 --> 00:24:58,000
This is no time
for one of your schemes.
450
00:24:58,103 --> 00:25:00,137
Oh, yes, it is.
451
00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:01,965
What you said was true,
452
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:05,137
it would take too long
to hypnotize each of them
453
00:25:05,241 --> 00:25:07,448
into loving my chum burgers.
454
00:25:07,551 --> 00:25:11,000
But when fish are scared,
they school together.
455
00:25:11,103 --> 00:25:13,448
If I get them all in one place,
456
00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:15,793
trapped where there's
nowhere to run,
457
00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:18,103
I can hypnotize them in bulk.
458
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:22,206
First, though, I need
to shut down that squirrel.
459
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:23,482
Ahem!
460
00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:25,724
- Excuse me!
- Yes?
461
00:25:26,827 --> 00:25:30,724
- Oh, speak up, tiny citizen.
- Grrr!
462
00:25:30,827 --> 00:25:35,103
Do any of you actually believe
that science can save us?
463
00:25:35,206 --> 00:25:37,310
- Of course we do.
- Oh, come on!
464
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:40,275
Next she'll tell us
tidal warming is real.
465
00:25:40,379 --> 00:25:43,137
I'm been studyin' Bikini Bottom
for years now.
466
00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:45,896
- If you'd just trust me...
- Why should we trust you?
467
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,344
- You're not even from here.
- Yeah, you're a land mammal.
468
00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:51,517
Since when does that matter?
469
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:54,103
Things are different now.
Our town is under attack.
470
00:25:54,206 --> 00:25:57,379
You know what they say, folks:
when the going gets tough...
471
00:25:57,482 --> 00:25:58,896
The tough...
472
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,000
...get going!
473
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,448
No!
474
00:26:04,241 --> 00:26:05,827
The tough get lost.
475
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:09,137
What?
Dude, that is not the saying.
476
00:26:09,241 --> 00:26:12,034
I need to sell them on my plan,
Karen, but it won't be easy.
477
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:14,827
I'm going to need to do it
in song.
478
00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:17,379
Gimme some music, please, Karen.
479
00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:19,655
♪ Ba-dum-dum,
hey-diddy, ho-diddy, hey-ha... ♪
480
00:26:19,758 --> 00:26:23,034
No!
That won't win over anyone.
481
00:26:23,137 --> 00:26:25,896
♪ Skatta, de-booby-de-doo,
booby-de-pow!
482
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,586
♪ Booby!
483
00:26:29,758 --> 00:26:32,172
'A' for effort, but no.
484
00:26:32,275 --> 00:26:35,689
I need something with mass
appeal. Give me a beat, Karen.
485
00:26:35,793 --> 00:26:38,000
A hip-hop beat.
486
00:26:38,103 --> 00:26:40,517
Come on, Sheldon. You couldn't
rap if your life depended on it.
487
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,034
Oh, yeah?
488
00:26:42,931 --> 00:26:44,344
Watch.
489
00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:48,758
♪ This task force is for losers
490
00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:50,517
♪ I've got the perfect plan
491
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:54,068
♪ Right now, the gettin's good,
so let's get out while we can
492
00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:57,172
♪ Look, lava's pretty hot,
let's give in to our fear
493
00:26:57,275 --> 00:26:58,482
♪ Disaster's on its way
494
00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:00,758
♪ That means we can't spend
no more time in here!
495
00:27:00,862 --> 00:27:02,551
♪ You all know who I am
496
00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,172
♪ Evil genius, giant brain
497
00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:07,655
♪ You can't stop a volcano,
I mean, are you all insane?
498
00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:10,620
♪ The ones who stay will all be
vaporized without a doubt
499
00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:15,448
♪ Before that sucker blows,
we've got to get the fish out!
500
00:27:16,689 --> 00:27:20,068
♪ So let's go, and be gone
501
00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:23,275
♪ So let's go,
and be gone
502
00:27:23,379 --> 00:27:26,586
♪ So let's go,
and be gone
503
00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:29,379
♪ So let's go, and be gone
504
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,344
♪ Cos when the going gets tough
505
00:27:31,448 --> 00:27:32,793
♪ When the going gets tough
506
00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:34,896
♪ That means it's time
to get lost
507
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,344
♪ It's time to get lost
508
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:39,344
- ♪ When the going gets tough
- ♪ When the going gets tough
509
00:27:39,448 --> 00:27:41,620
♪ That means it's time
to get lost
510
00:27:41,724 --> 00:27:44,206
♪ So let's go and we gone,
let's be gone!
511
00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:47,241
♪ Hold on, Plankton,
I am simply shocked
512
00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:48,931
♪ Bikini Bottom is our home
513
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:51,379
♪ I can't believe you'd talk
about just walking out
514
00:27:51,482 --> 00:27:54,000
♪ Let's figure out a way to stay
today, tomorrow
515
00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:57,034
♪ I feel sorrow, I feel fear,
but I'm not leaving here
516
00:27:57,137 --> 00:27:58,379
- ♪ Who's with me?
- I am!
517
00:27:58,482 --> 00:28:00,931
♪ The simple sponge is talking,
Fascinating, do go on
518
00:28:01,034 --> 00:28:02,379
♪ The fry cook has a plan
519
00:28:02,482 --> 00:28:04,241
♪ Good luck with that,
cos I'll be gone
520
00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:07,620
♪ You don't just wait around
when you're under attack, no!
521
00:28:07,724 --> 00:28:09,103
- ♪ Run like crazy
- ♪ Out the back
522
00:28:09,206 --> 00:28:10,931
♪ You got one day left,
go home and pack!
523
00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:14,413
♪ Cos when the going gets tough
524
00:28:14,517 --> 00:28:17,689
♪ That means
it's time to get lost
525
00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:21,000
♪ When the going gets tough
526
00:28:21,103 --> 00:28:23,344
♪ That means it's time
to get lost
527
00:28:23,448 --> 00:28:25,931
- ♪ So let's go and we gone
- ♪ Let's be gone!
528
00:28:26,034 --> 00:28:29,517
♪ Of course, mass evacuation
is no simple feat
529
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,275
♪ We'll need to leave together
530
00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:33,724
♪ In a vessel that can
trap us all...
531
00:28:33,827 --> 00:28:37,068
♪ I mean... fit us all
532
00:28:37,172 --> 00:28:40,034
♪ A Giant Escape Pod!
533
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:42,137
♪ This Pod will take us
far away from here
534
00:28:42,241 --> 00:28:44,379
♪ To build a new home
535
00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:46,586
♪ We'll call it...
536
00:28:46,689 --> 00:28:48,172
♪ Chumville!
537
00:28:48,275 --> 00:28:53,068
Hold on, tiny dancer!
I wasn't hatched yesterday.
538
00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:56,103
This sounds like another one
of your schemes.
539
00:28:56,206 --> 00:28:59,896
At a time like this? How could
you think such a thing?
540
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,551
You've got something up
your sleeve.
541
00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:06,827
I'm a one-celled organism.
I don't even have sleeves.
542
00:29:06,931 --> 00:29:08,931
- Ohhhhhhhh!
- Ohhhh!
543
00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:12,586
Watch this, Karen.
544
00:29:12,689 --> 00:29:14,896
♪ Break it down now!
545
00:29:53,896 --> 00:29:55,793
♪ Coming up as one of many, mom
and dad had plenty more of me
546
00:29:55,896 --> 00:29:57,448
♪ And 20/20 vision, never had it
so I had to be
547
00:29:57,551 --> 00:29:59,137
♪ A devastating conversating
luminous communicator
548
00:29:59,241 --> 00:30:01,172
♪ Hoping later every hater of
this little nerdy me would pay
549
00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:02,482
♪ You never heard of me?
OK, I am a giant!
550
00:30:02,586 --> 00:30:03,827
♪ I don't give it up,
I live it up
551
00:30:03,931 --> 00:30:05,379
♪ I'm floating in the saline,
running from the balene
552
00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:08,068
♪ I'm a celebrated single cell
of ciliated cerebellic genius
553
00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:10,413
♪ Heh! Heh! Heh!
554
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,448
♪ Cos when the going gets tough
555
00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:15,862
♪ The going gets tough
556
00:30:15,965 --> 00:30:17,965
♪ That means it's time
to get lost
557
00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,413
♪ Time to get lost
558
00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:22,379
- ♪ When the going gets tough
- ♪ When the going gets tough
559
00:30:22,482 --> 00:30:24,724
♪ That means it's time
to get lost
560
00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:26,344
♪ Time to get lost
561
00:30:26,448 --> 00:30:29,724
♪ Let's be gone, let's be gone,
so let's go! ♪
562
00:30:37,896 --> 00:30:43,241
Well, Plankton, it seems your
plan is the will of the fish.
563
00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:44,827
No! Wait!
564
00:30:44,931 --> 00:30:47,379
We'll order the escape pod,
cash on delivery.
565
00:30:47,482 --> 00:30:50,413
Expedited shipping by 6:00pm
next business day.
566
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:54,103
Just in time to get us out
before sundown tomorrow.
567
00:30:54,206 --> 00:30:56,620
And it only costs...
568
00:30:56,724 --> 00:31:00,103
Neptune's Trident!
There aren't enough clams
569
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,034
in all Bikini Bottom
to pay for this!
570
00:31:02,137 --> 00:31:04,689
- I guess we'll have to stay.
- No!
571
00:31:04,793 --> 00:31:07,068
We can, uh...
572
00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:09,103
We can raise the funds.
573
00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:12,724
Before sundown tomorrow?
There's not a chance in kelp.
574
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:16,931
Yeah, the only way I ever give
money is if a celebrity asks.
575
00:31:17,034 --> 00:31:19,344
That's it! We could have
a benefit concert!
576
00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:22,965
I have an idea. We could have
a benefit concert.
577
00:31:23,068 --> 00:31:25,206
One of those charity
shell-e-thons.
578
00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:28,689
I have the perfect piece
for the occasion!
579
00:31:28,793 --> 00:31:31,379
I call it:
Tentacle Spectacle the Musical.
580
00:31:32,482 --> 00:31:35,000
Let me give you a little taste.
Maestro!
581
00:31:36,379 --> 00:31:38,931
♪ Look out, world,
Cos here I come... ♪
582
00:31:39,034 --> 00:31:41,172
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
583
00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:44,758
Dude!
You are not a celebrity.
584
00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:48,379
But the Electric Skates are.
We should get them to play!
585
00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:52,758
Who loves the Electric Skates
and is old enough to vote?
586
00:31:52,862 --> 00:31:55,344
Ah, then the Electric Skates
it shall be.
587
00:31:58,034 --> 00:31:59,689
I'm going to meet them!
588
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,344
You're not meeting anyone,
young lady.
589
00:32:02,448 --> 00:32:04,310
You are staying inside.
590
00:32:04,413 --> 00:32:07,655
And don't worry, Squidward,
we won't leave you out.
591
00:32:07,758 --> 00:32:11,241
You can be Official
Concert Organizer,
592
00:32:11,344 --> 00:32:13,758
and cater to the band's
every crazy whim
593
00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:15,379
and unreasonable demand.
594
00:32:15,482 --> 00:32:17,586
- Actually, that doesn't...
- Start packing, everyone!
595
00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:21,689
It won't be long before we kiss
our Bikini Bottom goodbye!
596
00:32:21,793 --> 00:32:24,482
Oh, wait, everyone!
597
00:32:25,758 --> 00:32:27,827
We can't abandon our home.
598
00:32:27,931 --> 00:32:30,000
They've made up their minds,
SpongeBob.
599
00:32:31,068 --> 00:32:33,068
About me, too.
600
00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:40,103
We can't just give up.
601
00:32:40,206 --> 00:32:43,896
Let it go, boy.
There's nothing you can do.
602
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I told you before,
you're just a simple sponge.
603
00:32:49,103 --> 00:32:54,551
♪ Simple sponge, simple sponge,
simple sponge...
604
00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:59,000
♪ Sure, I spend my days
floating around
605
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:02,206
♪ Head in the bubbles
and my feet on the ground
606
00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:05,379
♪ But there is more to me
than just my name
607
00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:08,172
♪ Give me a chance
and I could change the game
608
00:33:08,275 --> 00:33:11,413
♪ And maybe one day,
Mr. Krabs, you'll say
609
00:33:11,517 --> 00:33:14,551
♪ "The Krusty Krab's yours,
it's your lucky day!"
610
00:33:14,655 --> 00:33:17,413
♪ That is what
I've always wanted
611
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:21,034
♪ Then I can finally say
I've done it
612
00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:27,137
♪ Let me have adventure,
be a contender
613
00:33:27,241 --> 00:33:28,827
♪ And more
614
00:33:28,931 --> 00:33:30,758
♪ Cos you're not
a simple sponge
615
00:33:30,862 --> 00:33:35,137
♪ I wish he'd see I'm not
just the sponge-next-door
616
00:33:35,241 --> 00:33:37,344
♪ No, you're not
a simple sponge
617
00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:39,931
♪ There's got to be
a better way
618
00:33:40,034 --> 00:33:43,551
♪ A way to save
this town I love
619
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:47,931
♪ But how can I stop
the end of the world?
620
00:33:48,034 --> 00:33:50,275
♪ Am I just a simple sponge?
621
00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:55,862
♪ No, you're not
a simple sponge
622
00:33:55,965 --> 00:33:57,827
♪ So what if I'm a sponge?
623
00:33:57,931 --> 00:33:59,793
♪ It's what I want to be
624
00:33:59,896 --> 00:34:02,965
♪ There isn't anyone
who stretches like me
625
00:34:03,068 --> 00:34:06,000
♪ Employee of the month
two years in a row
626
00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:09,068
♪ Undisputed master
of my own dojo
627
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:12,103
♪ And everyone here knows
that they can depend
628
00:34:12,206 --> 00:34:15,241
♪ On this expert jellyfisher
who's a trusted friend
629
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,482
♪ I can eat a lot of ice cream
630
00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:21,137
♪ I can even play my nose
like...
631
00:34:21,241 --> 00:34:24,655
♪ Let me have adventure,
be a contender
632
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:26,310
♪ And more
633
00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:28,379
♪ Cos you're not
a simple sponge
634
00:34:28,482 --> 00:34:32,758
♪ Can't they see I'm not just
the sponge-next-door?
635
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,586
♪ No, you're not a simple...
636
00:34:34,689 --> 00:34:38,827
♪ I wish that I could
turn back time
637
00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:43,517
♪ I never thought
my world could end
638
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:47,310
♪ I only wanna hang out
with my friends
639
00:34:47,413 --> 00:34:52,931
♪ But fear I fear
is dragging us down
640
00:34:53,034 --> 00:34:55,758
♪ And now there's panic
that's run amok
641
00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:58,034
♪ In my simple town
642
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:02,034
♪ No! No! No! No!
643
00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,586
♪ No!
Just give me adventure
644
00:35:04,689 --> 00:35:07,896
♪ I'm a contender
And more
645
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,103
♪ Cos you're not a simple sponge
646
00:35:10,206 --> 00:35:14,517
♪ I will show I'm not just
the sponge-next door!
647
00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:16,689
♪ No, you're not
a simple sponge
648
00:35:16,793 --> 00:35:19,034
♪ I'm gonna find a better way
649
00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:21,965
♪ A way to save the life
I love
650
00:35:22,068 --> 00:35:25,310
♪ And I am gonna stop
the end of the...
651
00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:28,896
♪ No!
You're just a simple sponge... ♪
652
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,068
I'll find a way to stop
that volcano, Mr. Krabs.
653
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,896
We can use Sandy's Jet Pack
to get to the top.
654
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,103
Wait... pretty sure
it's only built for one.
655
00:35:37,206 --> 00:35:40,551
♪ See?
You are a simple sponge... ♪
656
00:35:40,655 --> 00:35:42,172
We'll have to climb it, then.
657
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:46,689
With Patrick's brawn
and Sandy's brains and my...
658
00:35:46,793 --> 00:35:49,689
♪ Yes,
a very simple sponge... ♪
659
00:35:49,793 --> 00:35:51,620
I'm not sure what I bring
to the table,
660
00:35:51,724 --> 00:35:53,000
but that won't stop me.
661
00:35:53,103 --> 00:35:57,000
When the going gets tough,
this sponge gets going!
662
00:35:57,103 --> 00:36:03,103
♪ No, I'm not a simple sponge!
663
00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:09,206
♪ I am not a simple sponge!
664
00:36:09,310 --> 00:36:11,862
♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
665
00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:14,275
♪ Now at last,
I have found a way a way
666
00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:17,310
♪ A way to save this town
I love!
667
00:36:17,413 --> 00:36:24,448
♪ I am not a simple sponge...
668
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:35,241
'Can the town
be saved by a simple sponge?
669
00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,482
'Find out
right after the break.'
670
00:36:44,344 --> 00:36:45,689
One, two, three!
671
00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:50,310
Hey, Mr. Krabs!
672
00:36:50,413 --> 00:36:53,103
We're not going to have to
leave Bikini Bottom after all.
673
00:36:53,206 --> 00:36:56,172
I'm putting together a team
to save the town.
674
00:36:56,275 --> 00:37:00,965
Good luck with that.
We're packing.
675
00:37:01,068 --> 00:37:04,172
I can't decide which one
to wear for The Electric Skates.
676
00:37:04,275 --> 00:37:08,448
For the last time,
get it through your blowhole.
677
00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:11,137
You are not meeting
those sting-ray degenerates.
678
00:37:11,241 --> 00:37:13,034
But Da-a-a-a-ad...
679
00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:16,275
You've got your priorities
all wrong.
680
00:37:16,379 --> 00:37:19,793
We're in a crisis here,
and when you're in a crisis,
681
00:37:19,896 --> 00:37:21,689
there's only one thing
you can depend on.
682
00:37:21,793 --> 00:37:23,137
- You mean family?
- No.
683
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,793
Community?
684
00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:26,931
You're kidding, right?
685
00:37:29,068 --> 00:37:32,793
♪ When time is short
and the end is near
686
00:37:32,896 --> 00:37:35,896
♪ It's important to identify
what you hold dear
687
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,517
♪ It's clear, Pearl, your daddy
always knows best... ♪
688
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:40,931
You don't understand me.
689
00:37:41,034 --> 00:37:42,344
I know we're not
the same species,
690
00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:44,344
which is pretty weird
now I think about it...
691
00:37:44,448 --> 00:37:48,137
Let me show you what counts
more than all the rest.
692
00:37:48,241 --> 00:37:51,517
Close yer eyes, boy,
this part's not for you.
693
00:37:53,758 --> 00:37:56,793
♪ Money money matters most!
694
00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:59,827
♪ Money money I can boast!
695
00:37:59,931 --> 00:38:03,103
♪ Money money make a toast to...
696
00:38:03,206 --> 00:38:04,551
♪ Money!
697
00:38:04,655 --> 00:38:07,344
♪ Money! Money!
698
00:38:07,448 --> 00:38:09,137
Ha-ha!
699
00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:15,931
♪ I should be my daddy's
greatest prize
700
00:38:16,034 --> 00:38:22,724
♪ But instead he's got
dollar signs in his eyes
701
00:38:22,827 --> 00:38:29,103
♪ Daddy, you just don't
understand
702
00:38:29,206 --> 00:38:37,689
♪ All I care about is rocking
out with my favorite band!
703
00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:42,344
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- ♪ Oh, the feeling it creates
704
00:38:42,448 --> 00:38:43,827
♪ Yeah, yeah!
705
00:38:43,931 --> 00:38:47,931
♪ When I hear
The Electric Skates! ♪
706
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,103
- Can you hear it, Pearl?
707
00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:56,655
- ♪ Money money money money...
- ♪ Daddy, can you hear me?
708
00:38:56,758 --> 00:39:00,793
♪ Can you hear me at all?
709
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,827
- ♪ Oh, Daddy!
- ♪ Money money in the air!
710
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:11,482
- ♪ Can you hear me?
- ♪ Money money everywhere!
711
00:39:11,586 --> 00:39:15,275
- ♪ Can you hear me?
- ♪ Money money do not share
712
00:39:15,379 --> 00:39:16,965
- ♪ Daddy!
- ♪ Money!
713
00:39:17,068 --> 00:39:18,413
- ♪ Daddy!
- ♪ Money!
714
00:39:18,517 --> 00:39:20,862
- ♪ Daddy!
- ♪ Money! Ha!
715
00:39:20,965 --> 00:39:23,448
- ♪ Can you hear me?
- ♪ Money money I'll stay true!
716
00:39:23,551 --> 00:39:25,896
- ♪ Can you hear me?
- ♪ Money money just us two!
717
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,620
- ♪ Can you hear me?
- ♪ Money money I love you!
718
00:39:28,724 --> 00:39:30,241
- ♪ Money money
- ♪ Daddy!
719
00:39:30,344 --> 00:39:32,068
- ♪ Money money
- ♪ Daddy!
720
00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:33,586
- ♪ Money money money money...
- ♪ Daddy! Daddy! Daddy...
721
00:39:33,689 --> 00:39:35,517
♪ Daddy!
722
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:38,034
I'm sorry, Pearl. Were you
trying to say something?
723
00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:43,241
♪ Daddy...
724
00:39:43,344 --> 00:39:46,172
♪ Money...
725
00:39:56,344 --> 00:40:00,931
Excuse me,
can I open my eyes now?
726
00:40:01,689 --> 00:40:04,724
Oh, hey!
Oh, don't cry.
727
00:40:04,827 --> 00:40:09,793
Now ya see, Pearl,
I'm launching a new ad campaign.
728
00:40:09,896 --> 00:40:13,586
"One More Krabby Patty
Before The End!"
729
00:40:19,275 --> 00:40:24,413
Buy your Krabby Patties now,
before it's too late!
730
00:40:24,517 --> 00:40:27,379
Come on, everybody!
Get in here!
731
00:40:30,758 --> 00:40:35,103
Little does he know,
the tables will soon turn.
732
00:40:35,206 --> 00:40:37,275
Once they're all trapped
in the escape pod,
733
00:40:37,379 --> 00:40:39,620
they'll be easy to hypnotize.
734
00:40:39,724 --> 00:40:44,517
By the time we reach Chumville,
everyone will love chum!
735
00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:48,482
Mwah-ha-ha...
736
00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:51,724
...hah!
737
00:40:53,172 --> 00:40:58,482
You know, I'd forgotten how
much I like hearing you gloat.
738
00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:02,413
Oh, Karen, it's been years
since I've felt this close.
739
00:41:02,517 --> 00:41:04,827
Gazing into your screen
right now,
740
00:41:04,931 --> 00:41:08,448
I feel the very earth
move under my feet.
741
00:41:08,551 --> 00:41:11,206
Oh... Oh, it is moving!
742
00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:12,586
Breaking news!
743
00:41:12,689 --> 00:41:15,551
A giant boulder is rolling
down from Mount Humongous!
744
00:41:15,655 --> 00:41:19,344
And it's headed this way!
745
00:41:20,379 --> 00:41:23,586
Don't worry, I've got it!
746
00:41:35,655 --> 00:41:37,241
Oh!
747
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:55,896
- No, it's gonna be...
748
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,931
There's gonna be...
If you would just...
749
00:41:58,034 --> 00:41:59,586
- I'm putting together a...
750
00:41:59,689 --> 00:42:02,206
- There's gonna be...
751
00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:04,000
- If you...
752
00:42:08,689 --> 00:42:10,482
I guess everyone was right.
753
00:42:10,586 --> 00:42:12,448
This will be the end.
754
00:42:13,344 --> 00:42:15,482
Unless I can stop it!
755
00:42:15,586 --> 00:42:17,827
I gotta get my team together!
756
00:42:17,931 --> 00:42:21,965
You are not a simple sponge!
You are not a simple sponge!
757
00:42:22,068 --> 00:42:24,137
You are not a simple sponge!
758
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:28,103
You are not a simple sponge!
You are not a simple sponge!
759
00:42:28,206 --> 00:42:29,413
Get ready, Patrick!
760
00:42:29,517 --> 00:42:32,275
I have a plan to save the town
and I need your help.
761
00:42:32,379 --> 00:42:34,931
- Are you with me?
- I'm right here, hello.
762
00:42:35,034 --> 00:42:37,655
Well, then,
welcome to the team!
763
00:42:37,758 --> 00:42:41,275
Mr. Star!
Mr. Star!
764
00:42:41,379 --> 00:42:43,137
Were you expecting
all these sardines?
765
00:42:43,241 --> 00:42:44,551
Uh-uh.
766
00:42:44,655 --> 00:42:48,620
You said, "If we close our eyes,
maybe nothing will happen."
767
00:42:48,724 --> 00:42:50,482
And we understood,
768
00:42:50,586 --> 00:42:53,344
it's only by shutting out
the turmoil of the world
769
00:42:53,448 --> 00:42:55,896
that we can find salvation.
770
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,482
Give us more wisdom, O Pink One!
Eeeee!
771
00:43:00,379 --> 00:43:01,517
Um...
772
00:43:02,344 --> 00:43:04,034
Life...
773
00:43:04,137 --> 00:43:06,103
...smells...
774
00:43:06,206 --> 00:43:08,172
...weird.
775
00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:11,448
So. Deep.
776
00:43:11,551 --> 00:43:15,310
Life smells weird!
Life smells weird!
777
00:43:15,413 --> 00:43:17,206
What was that all about?
778
00:43:17,310 --> 00:43:20,310
Finally, someone understands!
779
00:43:20,413 --> 00:43:24,793
The inner machinations
of my mind are an enigma.
780
00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:28,413
Come on, Patrick! We gotta
go get Sandy on the team!
781
00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:33,620
Apocalypse:
a special report.
782
00:43:33,724 --> 00:43:36,413
Just 28 hours left
before the end.
783
00:43:36,517 --> 00:43:39,344
How will you spend them?
784
00:43:39,448 --> 00:43:43,586
I'm gonna do all the living
I should've done before.
785
00:43:43,689 --> 00:43:46,241
Gimme another kelp juice,
Johnny.
786
00:43:46,344 --> 00:43:48,965
Carpe diem!
787
00:43:49,068 --> 00:43:51,689
Who're you calling a carp?
788
00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:55,068
I'm gonna find someone
to blame for all this.
789
00:43:55,172 --> 00:43:56,793
What about the squirrel?
790
00:43:56,896 --> 00:43:59,689
That whole "science" thing
is pretty suspicious.
791
00:43:59,793 --> 00:44:02,482
Not only that...
she has lungs.
792
00:44:02,586 --> 00:44:06,068
Yeah!
This is a gill town!
793
00:44:06,172 --> 00:44:09,206
Land Mammals Go Home!
794
00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:13,896
We don't want her kind here.
Let's blame the squirrel!
795
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,103
Blame the squirrel!
Blame the squirrel!
796
00:44:17,206 --> 00:44:19,000
Blame the squirrel!
797
00:44:28,310 --> 00:44:30,482
I thought this was my home.
798
00:44:31,551 --> 00:44:33,655
I guess I was wrong.
799
00:44:36,551 --> 00:44:38,344
'Let us now follow Sandy
800
00:44:38,448 --> 00:44:41,586
'as she takes refuge
in Jellyfish Fields...
801
00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:47,517
'...one of the great wonders
of the undersea world.'
802
00:44:56,379 --> 00:44:58,827
Sandy! Oh!
803
00:44:58,931 --> 00:45:01,000
Oh, we've been looking for you
everywhere!
804
00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:04,862
We have a volcano to beat
and we need you on the team.
805
00:45:04,965 --> 00:45:08,827
Brains, brawn, and though
I don't have any special skills
806
00:45:08,931 --> 00:45:10,758
to bring to the table,
I'm coming too.
807
00:45:10,862 --> 00:45:14,137
This town doesn't want my help,
they want me gone.
808
00:45:14,241 --> 00:45:17,517
- And I can take a hint.
- You can't leave.
809
00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:20,758
- This is your home.
- No, it's not, SpongeBob.
810
00:45:20,862 --> 00:45:25,068
Let's face it,
I never fit in here.
811
00:45:25,172 --> 00:45:28,034
Then again, I never really fit
in Texas either.
812
00:45:29,448 --> 00:45:32,965
I was always the odd rodent out.
813
00:45:33,068 --> 00:45:35,137
No one knew what to make
of a girl squirrel
814
00:45:35,241 --> 00:45:37,689
who was into science
and martial arts.
815
00:45:40,517 --> 00:45:43,000
I've never felt at home
anywhere, really.
816
00:45:43,103 --> 00:45:48,034
And now it's time to dig up
my acorns again and push on.
817
00:45:51,965 --> 00:45:54,862
Oh, that's terrible, Sandy.
818
00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:57,586
But, please, don't leave.
819
00:45:57,689 --> 00:46:00,000
We need you on the team.
820
00:46:01,206 --> 00:46:04,896
♪ If the world is gonna end
tomorrow
821
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,965
♪ Wallowing in sorrow
isn't where I want to be
822
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:12,724
♪ Cos there isn't a catastrophe
823
00:46:12,827 --> 00:46:13,965
Uh, hello?
824
00:46:14,068 --> 00:46:17,793
♪ That could ever
measure up to me
825
00:46:17,896 --> 00:46:20,655
♪ Sandy, just try it and see!
826
00:46:20,758 --> 00:46:23,482
- ♪ Come on!
- Try what?
827
00:46:23,586 --> 00:46:25,724
♪ Hero is my middle name
828
00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:27,344
Ooh, Patrick!
829
00:46:27,448 --> 00:46:30,827
- ♪ Fixing trouble is my game
- It's a good game.
830
00:46:30,931 --> 00:46:34,620
♪ Just give it
the old know-how
831
00:46:34,724 --> 00:46:38,482
♪ There's no better time
than now
832
00:46:38,586 --> 00:46:40,862
♪ Don't give up
and don't give in
833
00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:42,241
- Oh!
- Yeah!
834
00:46:42,344 --> 00:46:44,103
♪ If you're thinkin'
sink or swim
835
00:46:44,206 --> 00:46:46,034
♪ The right answer's "swim"
836
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:49,551
♪ Courage is your claim to fame
837
00:46:49,655 --> 00:46:53,275
♪ When hero is your middle name
838
00:46:53,379 --> 00:46:55,620
♪ And hero is our middle name!
839
00:46:55,724 --> 00:46:58,034
That's nice, boys,
but mine's Jennifer.
840
00:46:58,137 --> 00:47:01,068
And no one believes
my science is real.
841
00:47:01,172 --> 00:47:04,896
♪ Your machines,
they made a real prediction
842
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,724
♪ It's not science fiction
843
00:47:06,827 --> 00:47:09,931
♪ But no one wants
to listen at all
844
00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:13,896
♪ When the writing's
on that old sea wall
845
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,068
♪ But your friends need you
to heed the call
846
00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:20,896
♪ All for one and one for all!
847
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,862
We need you, Sandy.
848
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,172
Patrick can help us
climb that volcano,
849
00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:28,103
but you have to handle the
stopping-it-from-erupting part.
850
00:47:28,206 --> 00:47:29,931
Because we have no clue how,
851
00:47:30,034 --> 00:47:33,000
and time is running out
really, really fast.
852
00:47:33,103 --> 00:47:34,862
But no pressure.
853
00:47:34,965 --> 00:47:37,137
Pressure! Yes!
854
00:47:37,241 --> 00:47:39,448
I think I have an idea.
855
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,965
Figure 1: Diagram
of a volcanic eruption,
856
00:47:45,068 --> 00:47:46,172
caused by rapid
pressure build-up
857
00:47:46,275 --> 00:47:47,862
in a subterranean magma chamber.
858
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:50,344
Figure 2: if this pressure
is released,
859
00:47:50,448 --> 00:47:52,137
no eruption will occur.
860
00:47:52,241 --> 00:47:55,241
Ipso facto, I can design
an explosive device.
861
00:47:55,344 --> 00:47:57,689
Figure 3: to drop in the mouth
of the volcano.
862
00:47:57,793 --> 00:47:59,517
Figure 4: with a timer set
to detonate
863
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,827
at the precise moment
of eruption.
864
00:48:00,931 --> 00:48:03,482
Figure 5: unleashing
a deluge of bubbles
865
00:48:03,586 --> 00:48:06,689
that'll release the pressure
and prevent the blast!
866
00:48:06,793 --> 00:48:09,413
You lost me at 1.
867
00:48:09,517 --> 00:48:11,965
The point is, this could work.
868
00:48:12,068 --> 00:48:14,068
I reckon I can have
this bubble device
869
00:48:14,172 --> 00:48:15,413
built by tomorrow morning.
870
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:17,068
So you'll stay and help us?
871
00:48:17,172 --> 00:48:20,310
Boys, I'm still gonna push on
from this town of yours.
872
00:48:20,413 --> 00:48:23,896
But you're my friends, so I say
we give this idea a shot.
873
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,827
Three heroes to the rescue!
874
00:48:25,931 --> 00:48:27,793
Team of tres
to the top!
875
00:48:27,896 --> 00:48:29,931
Us... go!
876
00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:35,517
♪ So come on!
877
00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:37,620
♪ Hero is our middle name
878
00:48:39,103 --> 00:48:41,620
♪ Fixin' trouble is our game
879
00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:46,172
♪ I'm up and I won't back down
880
00:48:46,275 --> 00:48:50,172
♪ And we're gonna save
this town!
881
00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:53,758
♪ I am Sandy, hear me roar!
882
00:48:53,862 --> 00:48:57,517
♪ I won't be playin' sweet
no more!
883
00:48:57,620 --> 00:49:01,206
♪ Courage is my claim to fame
884
00:49:01,310 --> 00:49:03,931
♪ Cos hero is my middle name
885
00:49:05,034 --> 00:49:07,689
♪ And hero is our middle name!
886
00:49:08,758 --> 00:49:11,793
♪ Hero is our middle name!
887
00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:18,275
♪ Hero is our middle name!
888
00:49:32,758 --> 00:49:34,896
'Can SpongeBob
and his friends be the heroes
889
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,103
'Bikini Bottom
so desperately needs?
890
00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:39,172
'Find out when we come back.'
891
00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:44,758
Alright, I gotta get
this concert organized.
892
00:49:44,862 --> 00:49:46,827
The drumkit will go here.
893
00:49:49,034 --> 00:49:51,413
The confetti cannon there!
894
00:49:51,517 --> 00:49:53,620
- Oh...
895
00:49:54,793 --> 00:49:57,275
Oh, and posters, of course.
896
00:49:57,379 --> 00:49:59,172
"The Electric Skates..."
897
00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:05,310
"...with very special guest:
Squidward Q. Tentacles!"
898
00:50:08,862 --> 00:50:11,689
Oh, I can still remember
that night.
899
00:50:11,793 --> 00:50:14,724
My third-grade talent show.
900
00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:19,206
All the other fish calling me
"Loser! Loser! Loser!"
901
00:50:19,310 --> 00:50:20,862
To this day,
whenever I hear that word,
902
00:50:20,965 --> 00:50:23,379
something inside me just snaps.
903
00:50:23,482 --> 00:50:25,862
But you got me through it, Mama.
904
00:50:25,965 --> 00:50:30,758
You told me someday I'd play
the Bikini Bottom Bandshell.
905
00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:34,965
Well, before time runs out,
I will prove you right!
906
00:50:35,068 --> 00:50:37,655
I'm a pretty squid, Mama,
907
00:50:37,758 --> 00:50:39,551
and I'm gonna show 'em
what I got!
908
00:50:39,655 --> 00:50:43,000
Hit it!
♪ Oh, look out, world...
909
00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:45,517
Hey, Squidward, good news.
910
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,827
We're going to save
Bikini Bottom!
911
00:50:47,931 --> 00:50:49,275
What're you talking about?
912
00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:52,827
Explain yourself,
rhombus slacks.
913
00:50:52,931 --> 00:50:55,896
Sandy is going to build
an ingenious bubble device
914
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,448
to stop the volcano.
915
00:50:57,551 --> 00:51:01,241
Then all we have to do is climb
to the top of Mount Humongous
916
00:51:01,344 --> 00:51:03,310
and drop it in.
917
00:51:05,379 --> 00:51:09,000
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
You're kidding, right?
918
00:51:09,103 --> 00:51:13,000
Nobody has ever reached
the top alive.
919
00:51:15,551 --> 00:51:17,482
When you say nobody,
920
00:51:17,586 --> 00:51:20,034
do you mean that
as a figure of speech or...?
921
00:51:20,137 --> 00:51:23,689
I mean nobody ever, period,
full stop, exclamation point.
922
00:51:25,586 --> 00:51:28,137
Don't worry, buddy,
we can do it.
923
00:51:28,241 --> 00:51:31,206
I'll be with you the whole way,
no matter what.
924
00:51:31,310 --> 00:51:34,862
That sponge is the biggest
threat to my plot.
925
00:51:34,965 --> 00:51:37,896
If somehow they do manage
to climb that mountain...
926
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,931
We have to make sure
they don't live long enough
927
00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:41,551
to reach the top.
928
00:51:41,655 --> 00:51:43,793
I like how you're thinking,
Karen.
929
00:51:43,896 --> 00:51:47,137
And I'm so glad you want
to scheme with me again.
930
00:51:47,241 --> 00:51:49,758
It's just like the old days.
931
00:51:54,724 --> 00:51:59,275
I guess it took a little
apocalypse to spice things up.
932
00:52:02,551 --> 00:52:04,103
We got this, boys.
933
00:52:04,206 --> 00:52:06,379
Come tomorrow,
we'll be on that mountain
934
00:52:06,482 --> 00:52:09,379
like a smoked sausage
on a hickory grill.
935
00:52:09,482 --> 00:52:12,344
Patrick Star!
Patrick Star!
936
00:52:12,448 --> 00:52:15,034
Hey, do you hear that?
937
00:52:15,137 --> 00:52:18,034
Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
938
00:52:18,137 --> 00:52:20,310
Sounds familiar.
939
00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:24,310
Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
Patrick Star!
940
00:52:24,413 --> 00:52:25,758
It's the sardines.
941
00:52:25,862 --> 00:52:28,620
And they're wearing
great outfits.
942
00:52:28,724 --> 00:52:34,448
♪ I believe
I found the star
943
00:52:36,655 --> 00:52:45,275
♪ I believe I found
the super star
944
00:52:46,551 --> 00:52:55,206
♪ We believe we found
the super star sea star
945
00:52:55,310 --> 00:53:01,103
♪ Who will save us all
946
00:53:01,206 --> 00:53:03,241
♪ Patrick star!
947
00:53:03,344 --> 00:53:05,000
I am sorry to interrupt,
948
00:53:05,103 --> 00:53:06,689
but we have some
very urgent business to...
949
00:53:06,793 --> 00:53:13,379
♪ We've been hoping,
we've been searching everywhere
950
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:20,275
♪ And we finally found
the answer to our prayer
951
00:53:20,379 --> 00:53:23,793
♪ He said we should
close our eyes
952
00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:27,068
♪ Which made us realize
953
00:53:27,172 --> 00:53:29,793
♪ That Patrick is the one
954
00:53:29,896 --> 00:53:33,655
♪ Who will save us
from our demise
955
00:53:33,758 --> 00:53:36,931
- ♪ So give it up
- ♪ Give it up
956
00:53:37,034 --> 00:53:40,413
- ♪ Raise the sound
- ♪ Raise the sound
957
00:53:40,517 --> 00:53:43,413
- ♪ Tell everyone
- ♪ Tell everyone
958
00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:45,413
♪ To gather around
959
00:53:46,965 --> 00:53:52,551
♪ For we have found
our shining star
960
00:53:52,655 --> 00:53:54,724
♪ Yes, he is, oh, yeah!
961
00:53:54,827 --> 00:53:59,310
♪ Super sea star savior
962
00:53:59,413 --> 00:54:00,724
♪ Patrick Star!
963
00:54:00,827 --> 00:54:03,000
Guys, I think
they're singing about me.
964
00:54:03,103 --> 00:54:06,413
We hadn't noticed.
Come on, we have a mission here.
965
00:54:06,517 --> 00:54:11,137
♪ This is weird, you guys,
but I like having all you around
966
00:54:11,241 --> 00:54:13,275
♪ How profound!
967
00:54:13,379 --> 00:54:17,620
♪ Hey, look at all the new
friends that I have found
968
00:54:17,724 --> 00:54:20,000
♪ We've been found!
We've been found! Oh!
969
00:54:20,103 --> 00:54:23,068
- ♪ And give it up
- ♪ Give it up!
970
00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:26,827
- ♪ Raise the sound
- ♪ Raise the sound!
971
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,310
♪ Tell everyone
972
00:54:28,413 --> 00:54:31,620
♪ Tell everyone
to gather around
973
00:54:33,206 --> 00:54:38,965
♪ For I might be
your shining star
974
00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:41,172
♪ You're a shining star!
975
00:54:41,275 --> 00:54:44,724
♪ Super sea star savior
976
00:54:44,827 --> 00:54:47,827
♪ Me! Patrick Star!
977
00:54:47,931 --> 00:54:52,965
♪ Oh, Patrick Star!
978
00:54:53,068 --> 00:54:56,172
♪ As your leader,
I will complete ya
979
00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:59,620
- ♪ Glad someone's following me
- ♪ For a change
980
00:54:59,724 --> 00:55:02,172
♪ Now where we'll go...
981
00:55:02,275 --> 00:55:03,793
I don't know.
982
00:55:03,896 --> 00:55:07,137
♪ I'll know it when I see it!
983
00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:10,172
♪ Great pink one,
you are everything!
984
00:55:10,275 --> 00:55:13,413
♪ There's great pink wisdom
in all you sing!
985
00:55:13,517 --> 00:55:21,034
Like this:
♪ Figaro! Figaro...
986
00:55:21,137 --> 00:55:22,517
- ♪ Shout it out
- ♪ Shout it out!
987
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,931
- ♪ Shout it out!
- ♪ From the mountain high!
988
00:55:25,034 --> 00:55:26,620
- ♪ To the valley low!
- ♪ Shout it out!
989
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:29,068
♪ I feel it,
my brothers and sisters!
990
00:55:29,172 --> 00:55:32,517
♪ Shout it out! Shout it out!
991
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:35,310
♪ Shout it out!
Shout it out!
992
00:55:50,068 --> 00:55:51,689
♪ Shout! Shout!
993
00:55:51,793 --> 00:55:53,586
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
994
00:55:53,689 --> 00:55:55,413
♪ Y'all praise pink!
995
00:55:55,517 --> 00:55:57,000
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
996
00:55:57,103 --> 00:55:58,620
♪ Y'all praise pink!
997
00:55:58,724 --> 00:56:00,793
♪ Shout! Shout! Shout!
Shout it out!
998
00:56:00,896 --> 00:56:02,068
♪ Shout! Shout! Oh, oh!
999
00:56:02,172 --> 00:56:05,586
♪ Shout! Shout! Shout!
Shout it out!
1000
00:56:05,689 --> 00:56:11,827
♪ Super sea-star savior
1001
00:56:13,172 --> 00:56:14,620
♪ Patrick
1002
00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:25,586
♪ Star!
1003
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:37,689
No!
1004
00:56:37,793 --> 00:56:39,689
No, no, no, no, no!
1005
00:56:39,793 --> 00:56:41,413
You can't leave!
1006
00:56:41,517 --> 00:56:43,482
We have a mountain to climb.
1007
00:56:43,586 --> 00:56:46,034
That was before I was a savior.
1008
00:56:46,137 --> 00:56:48,551
You said you'd be with me
no matter what!
1009
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,137
Unless I became a savior.
1010
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,379
- I'm pretty sure I said that.
- What about our team?
1011
00:56:53,482 --> 00:56:55,413
This is my moment, SpongeBob.
Try not to ruin it.
1012
00:56:55,517 --> 00:56:57,206
Fine, then.
1013
00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:59,000
Go.
1014
00:56:59,103 --> 00:57:00,551
I don't need you.
1015
00:57:02,034 --> 00:57:03,689
You don't?
1016
00:57:03,793 --> 00:57:05,965
Well, I don't need you!
1017
00:57:06,068 --> 00:57:07,758
Well, I don't need you more!
1018
00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:09,344
At least I don't live
in a fruit!
1019
00:57:09,448 --> 00:57:11,827
At least I don't
have a conehead!
1020
00:57:11,931 --> 00:57:14,931
At least I'm not square!
Square! Square!
1021
00:57:15,034 --> 00:57:16,448
- Pink! Pink!
- Yellow!
1022
00:57:16,551 --> 00:57:17,586
- Fine! Fine!
- Fine! Fine!
1023
00:57:17,689 --> 00:57:18,586
- Fine!
- Fine!
1024
00:57:18,689 --> 00:57:19,758
- Fine!
- We're out.
1025
00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:20,862
Yeah!
1026
00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:28,862
What are we gonna do now?
1027
00:57:30,931 --> 00:57:33,758
Patrick's the brawn.
1028
00:57:33,862 --> 00:57:36,896
There's no way we get
up that mountain without him.
1029
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,034
'At that moment,
night falls.'
1030
00:57:43,137 --> 00:57:45,172
The last night before the end.
1031
00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:47,724
And as hysteria spreads
through our streets,
1032
00:57:47,827 --> 00:57:50,482
many have begun to question
the government's ability
1033
00:57:50,586 --> 00:57:52,586
to handle this crisis.
1034
00:57:54,931 --> 00:57:56,896
- Come on, what you got?
- Stop it!
1035
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,310
Don't believe the media.
1036
00:57:59,413 --> 00:58:01,758
Everything is under control.
1037
00:58:15,862 --> 00:58:19,448
Oh, tartar sauce, look!
1038
00:58:20,448 --> 00:58:22,586
More boulders!
1039
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,517
Oh! Oh!
1040
00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:28,103
Whoa!
1041
00:58:28,965 --> 00:58:30,931
Whoa!
1042
00:58:44,793 --> 00:58:46,482
SpongeBob...
1043
00:58:47,586 --> 00:58:49,827
We can't give up now.
1044
00:58:53,517 --> 00:58:59,344
♪ We only have tomorrow
1045
00:59:00,517 --> 00:59:06,206
♪ To try to save the day
1046
00:59:07,413 --> 00:59:13,931
♪ Our world could end tomorrow
1047
00:59:14,965 --> 00:59:20,965
♪ SpongeBob,
we have to find a way
1048
00:59:24,482 --> 00:59:28,724
♪ A way
1049
00:59:28,827 --> 00:59:34,482
♪ I only have tomorrow
1050
00:59:34,586 --> 00:59:39,379
♪ To show them what I got
1051
00:59:40,172 --> 00:59:45,551
♪ We only have tomorrow
1052
00:59:45,655 --> 00:59:49,448
♪ So get 'em while they're hot!
1053
00:59:50,241 --> 00:59:54,517
♪ Small, yes, but devious
1054
00:59:55,724 --> 01:00:01,379
♪ I feel ten feet tall
1055
01:00:02,586 --> 01:00:06,034
♪ If I succeed
1056
01:00:06,137 --> 01:00:09,482
♪ The sponge will fall!
1057
01:00:09,586 --> 01:00:14,862
♪ The sun has sunk below us
1058
01:00:14,965 --> 01:00:20,827
♪ The dark of night is here
1059
01:00:20,931 --> 01:00:26,413
♪ The hands of time keep ticking
1060
01:00:26,517 --> 01:00:30,379
♪ Tomorrow's almost here
1061
01:00:30,482 --> 01:00:33,620
♪ Almost here, almost here
1062
01:00:33,724 --> 01:00:39,275
♪ We only have tomorrow
1063
01:00:39,379 --> 01:00:44,896
♪ Before our town is gone
1064
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:50,517
♪ We only have tomorrow
1065
01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:55,827
♪ Before we must move on
1066
01:00:55,931 --> 01:01:01,517
- ♪ From the world renowned
- ♪ We only have tomorrow
1067
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:07,172
- ♪ Have to save this town
- ♪ We only have tomorrow
1068
01:01:07,275 --> 01:01:10,241
- ♪ As the sun goes down...
- ♪ We only have one more...
1069
01:01:10,344 --> 01:01:15,586
♪ ...on a beautiful
Bikini Bottom... ♪
1070
01:01:15,689 --> 01:01:18,931
'Will SpongeBob save
Bikini Bottom?
1071
01:01:19,034 --> 01:01:21,172
'You will find out...
1072
01:01:21,275 --> 01:01:23,758
'after these messages.'
1073
01:01:23,862 --> 01:01:31,448
♪ ...day
1074
01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:37,172
Programs!
Get your programs!
1075
01:01:37,275 --> 01:01:40,586
Help an old lady through college
by buying a program.
1076
01:01:40,689 --> 01:01:43,034
There you go, dearie,
it's free for you.
1077
01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:46,620
Programs! Can't tell the
characters without a program.
1078
01:01:47,551 --> 01:01:51,517
Oh! Ha-ha! I made it!
1079
01:01:53,068 --> 01:01:56,551
Yes! Ha-ha!
1080
01:01:56,655 --> 01:02:00,068
They can't keep me out,
I'm Patrick the Pirate,
1081
01:02:00,172 --> 01:02:02,896
SpongeBob's number one fan!
1082
01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:11,068
You know, after they wouldn't
let me in because I'm a pirate,
1083
01:02:11,172 --> 01:02:12,551
I wandered the streets,
1084
01:02:12,655 --> 01:02:16,275
until I happened upon
a Pirate Dive Bar,
1085
01:02:16,379 --> 01:02:19,689
and it was there,
talkin' to me fellow buccaneers
1086
01:02:19,793 --> 01:02:22,689
that gave me the courage to
come back here with a message,
1087
01:02:22,793 --> 01:02:26,172
on behalf of all victims
of pirate prejudice.
1088
01:02:26,275 --> 01:02:30,758
In fact, I wrote
a protest song, ha-ha!
1089
01:02:30,862 --> 01:02:34,068
Yeah! Got the sheet music
right here.
1090
01:02:34,172 --> 01:02:37,000
Ooh, you brought your accordion,
isn't that convenient?
1091
01:02:39,448 --> 01:02:42,689
♪ Let me begin
with a hardy ho-ho
1092
01:02:42,793 --> 01:02:45,931
♪ And a tale
that nobody tells well
1093
01:02:46,034 --> 01:02:49,931
♪ I've not come all the way
from EN-C-I-N-O
1094
01:02:50,034 --> 01:02:53,758
♪ To be treated
like sewage that smells
1095
01:02:53,862 --> 01:02:57,206
♪ Some of us
just want adventures
1096
01:02:57,310 --> 01:03:02,862
♪ The open sea wind
in our earrings
1097
01:03:02,965 --> 01:03:06,413
♪ Why are we constantly
misunderstood?
1098
01:03:06,517 --> 01:03:09,275
♪ Don't you know
pirates have feelings?
1099
01:03:09,379 --> 01:03:12,758
♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR
1100
01:03:12,862 --> 01:03:16,379
♪ Poor pirates,
P-O-O-AAAAAR
1101
01:03:16,482 --> 01:03:18,517
♪ Poor pirates
1102
01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:22,793
♪ Can't deny this simple truth
1103
01:03:23,689 --> 01:03:25,517
♪ Poor pirates
1104
01:03:26,413 --> 01:03:29,896
♪ P-O-O-AAAAAR
1105
01:03:31,172 --> 01:03:33,000
♪ People, too
1106
01:03:33,103 --> 01:03:35,620
Me friends from the dive bar!
1107
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,827
♪ Think of how hard
we have had it
1108
01:03:41,931 --> 01:03:44,724
♪ Out on ships
there is not much to eat
1109
01:03:45,827 --> 01:03:49,103
♪ And dentists
hate pirate insurance
1110
01:03:49,206 --> 01:03:52,931
♪ Which is why we've
so many gold teeth
1111
01:03:53,034 --> 01:03:56,448
♪ Me laundry stays damp,
and me boots start to stink
1112
01:03:56,551 --> 01:04:01,862
♪ And me fingernails
filthy and dirty
1113
01:04:01,965 --> 01:04:05,448
♪ Me internet loads
unbelievably slow
1114
01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:08,620
♪ And me bedtime's
around seven thirty
1115
01:04:08,724 --> 01:04:12,275
♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR
1116
01:04:12,379 --> 01:04:15,620
♪ Poor pirates,
P-O-O-AAAAAR
1117
01:04:15,724 --> 01:04:17,896
♪ Poor pirates
1118
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:23,000
♪ Have it so much worse
than you
1119
01:04:23,103 --> 01:04:26,655
♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR
1120
01:04:26,758 --> 01:04:30,068
♪ Poor pirates,
P-O-O-AAAAAR
1121
01:04:30,172 --> 01:04:32,344
♪ Poor pirates
1122
01:04:32,448 --> 01:04:37,379
♪ Can't deny this simple truth
1123
01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:40,137
♪ That pirates
1124
01:04:40,241 --> 01:04:43,931
♪ P-O-O-AAAAAR...
1125
01:04:44,862 --> 01:04:49,413
♪ ...people, too
1126
01:04:51,034 --> 01:04:52,931
♪ Yo-ho
1127
01:04:54,965 --> 01:04:56,965
Hey! Hey!
1128
01:04:57,068 --> 01:04:59,448
Everybody off the stage.
1129
01:05:00,413 --> 01:05:02,379
No, you can't kick us out.
1130
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:05,620
We're making a stand,
am I right, boys? Avast ye!
1131
01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:08,448
- Hey!
- Wait, what?
1132
01:05:08,551 --> 01:05:10,689
There are no tyrants
allowed in here.
1133
01:05:10,793 --> 01:05:13,517
No, I'm not leaving
till I see SpongeBob. Mm!
1134
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:15,931
- You got ten seconds, sir.
- OK, alright...
1135
01:05:16,034 --> 01:05:17,827
- You got five seconds, sir.
- Can we talk about this?
1136
01:05:17,931 --> 01:05:19,586
- You got one second, sir.
- Don't rush me!
1137
01:05:19,689 --> 01:05:21,482
Alright, you lowlife,
1138
01:05:21,586 --> 01:05:24,137
you'd better hold on
to your booty.
1139
01:05:24,241 --> 01:05:26,413
OK, but I'll be back!
1140
01:05:26,517 --> 01:05:27,896
- I'll be back!
- Come on!
1141
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,241
- I'll be back! I'll be back!
- Come on!
1142
01:05:32,413 --> 01:05:35,103
'Let us now
return to our story.
1143
01:05:35,862 --> 01:05:37,551
'It is the next morning,
1144
01:05:37,655 --> 01:05:41,172
'and we find ourselves
once again in Bikini Bottom.
1145
01:05:42,344 --> 01:05:44,551
'Here we see SpongeBob,
1146
01:05:44,655 --> 01:05:47,241
'sound asleep
in his pineapple home.'
1147
01:05:49,137 --> 01:05:50,620
Oh! Oh!
1148
01:05:50,724 --> 01:05:53,931
Oh, Gary,
I had a terrible nightmare.
1149
01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:58,827
I dreamed the end was coming
at sundown today,
1150
01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:01,517
and Patrick abandoned me.
1151
01:06:02,931 --> 01:06:05,896
Neither of which could ever
actually happen, of course.
1152
01:06:07,379 --> 01:06:09,137
Good morning, Bikini Bottom.
1153
01:06:09,241 --> 01:06:10,448
Our top story:
1154
01:06:10,551 --> 01:06:13,137
The end is coming
at sundown today,
1155
01:06:13,241 --> 01:06:15,793
and friends
are abandoning friends.
1156
01:06:18,206 --> 01:06:20,068
So it wasn't a dream?
1157
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:28,448
Nooooooooooo...
1158
01:06:29,896 --> 01:06:32,310
'Ten minutes later...'
1159
01:06:32,413 --> 01:06:37,620
oooooooooo...
1160
01:06:38,586 --> 01:06:41,310
'One hour later...'
1161
01:06:41,413 --> 01:06:47,034
ooooooooo...
1162
01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:50,310
'Fifty years later...'
1163
01:06:50,413 --> 01:06:55,344
ooooooooo...
1164
01:06:55,448 --> 01:06:56,586
Meow?
1165
01:06:56,689 --> 01:06:58,413
Oh, this?
1166
01:06:58,517 --> 01:07:00,344
Comes right off.
1167
01:07:01,241 --> 01:07:02,379
Meow.
1168
01:07:02,482 --> 01:07:05,758
You're right.
I need to get moving.
1169
01:07:05,862 --> 01:07:08,137
Sandy and I
have a mountain to climb.
1170
01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:10,517
Meow.
1171
01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:13,379
You need to be strong now, Gary.
1172
01:07:13,482 --> 01:07:18,655
If I don't make it back,
and... I may not,
1173
01:07:18,758 --> 01:07:21,206
you have to go on without me.
1174
01:07:22,137 --> 01:07:23,724
Meow.
1175
01:07:23,827 --> 01:07:26,896
And I carry you in mine, Gary.
1176
01:07:28,137 --> 01:07:29,655
Always.
1177
01:07:41,413 --> 01:07:42,896
Freeze!
1178
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,379
State your name!
1179
01:07:44,482 --> 01:07:47,344
SpongeBob SquarePants.
You know me.
1180
01:07:47,448 --> 01:07:50,206
Just following procedure, dude.
1181
01:07:50,310 --> 01:07:53,034
Is that a jellyfish
on a stick?
1182
01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:55,586
Don't make me zap you, bro.
1183
01:07:55,689 --> 01:07:58,517
I've declared
a State of Emergency.
1184
01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:01,482
You're either with me
or you're against me.
1185
01:08:01,586 --> 01:08:03,379
Now move!
1186
01:08:03,482 --> 01:08:07,896
Out of my way, SpongeBob,
I have a concert to organize!
1187
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,448
Clear off the road!
1188
01:08:09,551 --> 01:08:12,103
I have a bender to go on!
1189
01:08:12,206 --> 01:08:13,344
♪ Praise pink!
1190
01:08:13,448 --> 01:08:15,655
♪ Praise pink! Praise pink!
1191
01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,241
♪ Praise pink!
1192
01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:18,448
Blame the squirrel!
1193
01:08:18,551 --> 01:08:20,689
Blame the squirrel!
Blame the squirrel!
1194
01:08:20,793 --> 01:08:22,068
Blame the squirrel!
1195
01:08:22,758 --> 01:08:24,896
Are they gone?
1196
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,103
Uh-huh!
1197
01:08:26,206 --> 01:08:28,896
Then let's get moving
while the coast is clear.
1198
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,137
Do you have
the ingenious bubble device
1199
01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:33,310
to stop the volcano?
1200
01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:35,620
Took me all night,
1201
01:08:35,724 --> 01:08:37,413
but it's ready.
1202
01:08:45,137 --> 01:08:47,586
Will you look at that!
1203
01:08:47,689 --> 01:08:51,275
The ingenious bubble device
to stop the volcano.
1204
01:08:51,379 --> 01:08:54,551
Oh, I came up with a name, too:
1205
01:08:54,655 --> 01:08:58,517
"The Erupter Interrupter".
1206
01:09:00,206 --> 01:09:01,413
Very catchy.
1207
01:09:01,517 --> 01:09:02,689
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1208
01:09:02,793 --> 01:09:04,482
- Cos I wasn't sure.
- I think the rhyme is great.
1209
01:09:04,586 --> 01:09:07,103
OK, enough yammering!
1210
01:09:07,206 --> 01:09:08,344
Duty calls.
1211
01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,000
To the mountain!
1212
01:09:11,344 --> 01:09:13,655
Heroes, march!
1213
01:09:16,482 --> 01:09:19,206
If they reach the top
and save the town,
1214
01:09:19,310 --> 01:09:22,241
my whole hypnosis-in-the-escape
pod scheme will be ruined!
1215
01:09:22,344 --> 01:09:25,275
And I still don't have
a plan to stop them.
1216
01:09:25,379 --> 01:09:29,206
Well, Karen,
my evil genius is exhausted.
1217
01:09:29,310 --> 01:09:30,896
Don't worry, Sheldon.
1218
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,034
I've got just the thing.
1219
01:09:33,137 --> 01:09:35,793
My Avalanche Maker 3000!
1220
01:09:35,896 --> 01:09:38,137
We can use it
to start a landslide
1221
01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:40,000
that they'll never survive.
1222
01:09:40,103 --> 01:09:42,862
Then Chumville, here we come!
1223
01:09:42,965 --> 01:09:44,172
Oh, Karen.
1224
01:09:44,275 --> 01:09:47,068
It's evil.
It's diabolical.
1225
01:09:47,172 --> 01:09:49,896
It's lemon-scented.
1226
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,482
Gloat for me, baby.
1227
01:09:51,586 --> 01:09:54,758
Mwahahaha...
1228
01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:58,310
Mwahahaha!
1229
01:09:58,413 --> 01:10:01,103
Ha...
1230
01:10:08,551 --> 01:10:10,965
Alright, everyone clear out.
1231
01:10:11,068 --> 01:10:14,793
This is a closed soundcheck
for the Electric Skates.
1232
01:10:14,896 --> 01:10:17,000
The concert is this afternoon,
so why don't you go...
1233
01:10:17,103 --> 01:10:18,379
Come back this afternoon.
1234
01:10:22,689 --> 01:10:24,068
Are you ready to rock?
1235
01:10:28,344 --> 01:10:31,724
♪ If you wanna rock
and feelin' alright
1236
01:10:31,827 --> 01:10:34,896
♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie
all night
1237
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,689
♪ Getting sick, skatey,
sweet, rad, gnarly and tight
1238
01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:41,137
♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie
all night
1239
01:10:42,206 --> 01:10:45,620
♪ Toeside, heelside,
how do I look?
1240
01:10:45,724 --> 01:10:49,034
♪ It doesn't really matter
cos it's so "off the hook"
1241
01:10:49,137 --> 01:10:52,310
♪ Long hair, short hair,
mohawk or bald
1242
01:10:52,413 --> 01:10:56,034
♪ Or shavin' off your dorsels
when your grandmother called
1243
01:10:56,137 --> 01:10:59,586
♪ There's no magic potion,
we'll jump in the ocean blue
1244
01:10:59,689 --> 01:11:02,206
- ♪ Jump in the ocean blue
- ♪ Yeah!
1245
01:11:03,103 --> 01:11:07,379
♪ Yeaaaaaah!
1246
01:11:07,482 --> 01:11:09,379
Nice wail, whale!
1247
01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:11,620
Really?
You heard me singing?
1248
01:11:11,724 --> 01:11:13,827
- My daddy never hears me.
- You know what?
1249
01:11:13,931 --> 01:11:16,724
We've been looking for a backup
singer to go on tour with us.
1250
01:11:16,827 --> 01:11:18,379
I think we just found her.
1251
01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:20,241
I'd follow you anywhere!
1252
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:23,448
- Will you sign my skateboard?
- Nah, but I'll ride it!
1253
01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:26,689
Whooooah!
1254
01:11:26,793 --> 01:11:30,620
♪ So if you wanna rock
and feelin' alright
1255
01:11:30,724 --> 01:11:32,068
♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie
all night
1256
01:11:32,172 --> 01:11:34,103
♪ I'm feelin' alright tonight!
1257
01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:35,586
♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie
all night
1258
01:11:35,689 --> 01:11:38,862
♪ My dreams
are comin' true tonight!
1259
01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:43,862
♪ Tonight!
1260
01:11:43,965 --> 01:11:47,724
♪ Yeaaaaaaah!
1261
01:11:47,827 --> 01:11:53,586
♪ Yeaaaaaaah!
1262
01:12:01,896 --> 01:12:04,137
Bravo, gentlemen, bravo.
1263
01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:06,827
That was some soundcheck.
1264
01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:09,034
Rock and roll!
1265
01:12:09,137 --> 01:12:11,344
Hey!
1266
01:12:11,448 --> 01:12:13,896
Given the great importance
of this concert,
1267
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,310
I've been thinking
about a special guest.
1268
01:12:17,413 --> 01:12:19,551
I'd like to suggest myself.
1269
01:12:19,655 --> 01:12:20,965
You? No way.
1270
01:12:21,068 --> 01:12:22,482
That reminds me.
1271
01:12:28,103 --> 01:12:29,793
We have a rider.
1272
01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:36,413
My leg!
1273
01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:40,517
"Two pounds of seahorse radish.
1274
01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:43,310
"Three cases of kelp juice.
1275
01:12:43,413 --> 01:12:46,068
"Nineteen assorted
shiny objects."
1276
01:12:46,172 --> 01:12:47,931
- Whoa!
- Yeah, there's no way
1277
01:12:48,034 --> 01:12:50,310
I can possibly
get all of this for you.
1278
01:12:50,413 --> 01:12:52,517
Look man,
we'll make you a deal.
1279
01:12:52,620 --> 01:12:55,586
You get us what we want,
we'll let you open for us.
1280
01:12:55,689 --> 01:12:58,068
- Really? You mean it?
- Sure, Pillword.
1281
01:12:58,172 --> 01:12:59,620
Oh, actually, it's Squidward.
1282
01:12:59,724 --> 01:13:01,517
Catch ya on the flip side,
Swillbird.
1283
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:04,862
- No, it's Squidward.
- Rock and roll!
1284
01:13:04,965 --> 01:13:06,344
Oh, forget it!
1285
01:13:12,586 --> 01:13:14,206
So...
1286
01:13:14,310 --> 01:13:15,931
it all comes down to this.
1287
01:13:16,034 --> 01:13:17,758
"Three cases of kelp juice.
1288
01:13:17,862 --> 01:13:19,551
"Five quarts of..."
1289
01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:26,724
'Let us now
journey to Mount Humongous,
1290
01:13:26,827 --> 01:13:29,068
'towering above Bikini Bottom
1291
01:13:29,172 --> 01:13:32,586
'in all its great
and fearsome majesty.'
1292
01:13:32,689 --> 01:13:36,482
When you get right up to it,
it looks even taller.
1293
01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:38,310
It sure does.
1294
01:13:51,206 --> 01:13:54,172
Alright, SpongeBob, it's time
to climb this here mountain.
1295
01:13:55,586 --> 01:13:58,793
Hey, check out this sign.
1296
01:13:58,896 --> 01:14:03,827
"Voted Most Likely to Kill You,
Seven Years in a Row."
1297
01:14:05,448 --> 01:14:07,379
I can't do this...
1298
01:14:07,482 --> 01:14:09,655
I can't do this!
1299
01:14:17,103 --> 01:14:19,517
Snap out of it.
1300
01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:22,965
I'm scared, too,
but we have to keep going.
1301
01:14:23,068 --> 01:14:26,689
Just remember the number one
rule of Ka-ra-tay.
1302
01:14:28,724 --> 01:14:32,793
"Let not the sands of time
seep into your shorts,
1303
01:14:32,896 --> 01:14:34,896
"for it shall chafe."
1304
01:14:37,551 --> 01:14:39,724
Sorry, meant rule number two.
1305
01:14:42,068 --> 01:14:45,517
"Keep your mind clear,
your spirit strong,
1306
01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,827
"and your hands free."
1307
01:14:50,241 --> 01:14:52,000
What are you doing, Sandy?
1308
01:14:53,586 --> 01:14:58,206
♪ We're too heavy when we're
holding on to all that stuff
1309
01:15:01,034 --> 01:15:04,758
♪ Why load up on trouble,
when there's trouble enough?
1310
01:15:08,275 --> 01:15:12,034
♪ You gotta chop to the top
that you aim for
1311
01:15:12,137 --> 01:15:15,517
♪ Get some gumption
and you won't turn tail
1312
01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:19,241
♪ Just keep your eyes
on the prize that you came for
1313
01:15:19,344 --> 01:15:22,517
♪ And use ka-ra-tay
and you cannot fail, and
1314
01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:23,965
♪ Chop to the top
1315
01:15:24,068 --> 01:15:27,586
♪ Chop to the top,
come on and keep it movin'
1316
01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:29,413
♪ Don't stop till you drop
1317
01:15:29,517 --> 01:15:31,517
♪ Come on and chop
1318
01:15:33,172 --> 01:15:35,103
♪ Come on and chop
1319
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:42,000
♪ It feels better when you're
kicking that fear away
1320
01:15:44,655 --> 01:15:46,896
♪ Sometimes
you can't make it happen
1321
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,448
♪ But that won't happen today
1322
01:15:52,758 --> 01:15:56,310
♪ If you wait, it's too late,
you're defeated
1323
01:15:56,413 --> 01:15:59,862
♪ Push yourself
just little bit higher
1324
01:15:59,965 --> 01:16:03,793
♪ You want to win?
Don't give in, you can beat it
1325
01:16:03,896 --> 01:16:06,896
♪ Find your mojo
and set it on fire, and
1326
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,655
♪ Chop to the top
1327
01:16:08,758 --> 01:16:12,068
♪ Chop to the top,
come on and keep it movin'
1328
01:16:12,172 --> 01:16:13,724
♪ Don't stop till you drop
1329
01:16:13,827 --> 01:16:16,241
♪ Come on and chop
1330
01:16:17,517 --> 01:16:19,413
♪ Come on and chop...
1331
01:16:21,896 --> 01:16:23,827
Ground so far below...
1332
01:16:23,931 --> 01:16:26,344
Sponge so high above...
1333
01:16:26,448 --> 01:16:28,482
♪ Don't be afraid
1334
01:16:28,586 --> 01:16:34,620
♪ I'll be with you all the way
1335
01:16:34,724 --> 01:16:37,689
♪ Hey
1336
01:16:37,793 --> 01:16:39,931
♪ Come on and chop to the top
1337
01:16:40,034 --> 01:16:41,379
♪ Chop to the top
1338
01:16:41,482 --> 01:16:43,655
♪ Come on and chop to the top
1339
01:16:43,758 --> 01:16:45,034
♪ Don't ever stop
1340
01:16:45,137 --> 01:16:47,275
♪ Come on and chop to the top
1341
01:16:47,379 --> 01:16:48,724
♪ Chop to the top
1342
01:16:48,827 --> 01:16:50,931
♪ Come on and chop
1343
01:16:52,482 --> 01:16:54,379
♪ Come on and chop
1344
01:16:56,172 --> 01:16:58,931
♪ Come on and...
1345
01:17:06,517 --> 01:17:08,310
Follow me!
1346
01:17:16,551 --> 01:17:18,172
Grab my hand!
1347
01:17:18,275 --> 01:17:20,241
I can't reach, Sandy!
1348
01:17:28,931 --> 01:17:30,379
Whoo!
1349
01:17:30,482 --> 01:17:32,655
SpongeBob!
1350
01:17:32,758 --> 01:17:34,206
Sandy!
1351
01:17:34,310 --> 01:17:36,896
SpongeBob, where are you?
1352
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,586
I don't know,
1353
01:17:38,689 --> 01:17:40,482
but it's really dark!
1354
01:17:40,586 --> 01:17:43,344
Hold on, I'll find you!
1355
01:17:45,413 --> 01:17:47,137
Sandy?
1356
01:17:47,896 --> 01:17:49,793
SpongeBob?
1357
01:17:49,896 --> 01:17:51,517
Sandy?
1358
01:17:52,137 --> 01:17:53,068
Oh!
1359
01:17:53,172 --> 01:17:54,551
- Oh!
1360
01:17:54,655 --> 01:17:56,586
Hey! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
1361
01:17:57,517 --> 01:17:59,413
Woaaaah!
1362
01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:20,275
♪ We did it! We did it!
1363
01:18:20,379 --> 01:18:24,793
- Uh, SpongeBob?
- Yes, uh, Sandy?
1364
01:18:24,896 --> 01:18:27,068
We're only halfway.
1365
01:18:49,413 --> 01:18:52,068
Are we going
to be doing this all day?
1366
01:18:52,172 --> 01:18:55,000
- Yes!
- I have a better idea.
1367
01:18:55,103 --> 01:18:56,896
We should head back to my rock.
1368
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,482
I got a great couch there.
It can stretch.
1369
01:18:59,586 --> 01:19:02,482
- We don't have time for that.
- OK.
1370
01:19:02,586 --> 01:19:04,586
We could go
jellyfishing.
1371
01:19:04,689 --> 01:19:07,448
That was SpongeBob
and my's favorite hobby.
1372
01:19:07,551 --> 01:19:10,862
Once we caught
this great, big one, and...
1373
01:19:10,965 --> 01:19:12,379
Oh, We had a time.
1374
01:19:12,482 --> 01:19:15,172
No! You have a mission,
O Guru.
1375
01:19:15,275 --> 01:19:16,862
You have followers.
1376
01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:18,448
What else do you need?
1377
01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:22,586
What else do I need?
1378
01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:31,413
♪ Never thought
that I could ride so high
1379
01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,551
♪ Without you
1380
01:19:35,724 --> 01:19:39,793
♪ Everything I've got's
so good but not
1381
01:19:39,896 --> 01:19:41,793
♪ Without you
1382
01:19:43,655 --> 01:19:48,275
♪ And suddenly
nothing feels quite right
1383
01:19:48,379 --> 01:19:52,689
♪ Why does the sunshine
feel like night?
1384
01:19:52,793 --> 01:19:57,068
♪ I'm only pretending
I'm alright
1385
01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:59,620
♪ Without you
1386
01:20:01,103 --> 01:20:05,620
♪ Now what's a macaroni
without the cheese
1387
01:20:05,724 --> 01:20:10,172
♪ Or peas in a pod
without the peas
1388
01:20:10,275 --> 01:20:14,103
♪ That's the way it feels
when there's me
1389
01:20:14,206 --> 01:20:16,586
♪ Without you
1390
01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:20,965
♪ I...
1391
01:20:22,172 --> 01:20:25,620
♪ I...
1392
01:20:26,275 --> 01:20:29,862
♪ I...
1393
01:20:30,586 --> 01:20:33,655
♪ Guess I miss you
1394
01:20:35,551 --> 01:20:39,758
♪ It doesn't really matter
how high I climb
1395
01:20:39,862 --> 01:20:41,586
♪ Without you
1396
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,448
♪ Oh, I can't enjoy
this lonely view
1397
01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:49,241
♪ when I'm without you
1398
01:20:51,482 --> 01:20:55,379
♪ No one can make me
laugh like you
1399
01:20:55,482 --> 01:20:59,517
♪ Nobody turns my one to two
1400
01:20:59,620 --> 01:21:03,827
♪ Maybe that's why
I feel so blue
1401
01:21:03,931 --> 01:21:06,172
♪ Without you
1402
01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:11,793
♪ Now tell me what's the apple
without the pie
1403
01:21:11,896 --> 01:21:15,896
♪ Tell me what's the French
without the fry
1404
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:22,965
♪ That's the way I feel
when I know I'm without you
1405
01:21:23,068 --> 01:21:27,034
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1406
01:21:27,137 --> 01:21:31,068
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1407
01:21:31,172 --> 01:21:35,172
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1408
01:21:35,275 --> 01:21:39,034
- ♪ Guess I miss you
- ♪ Guess I miss you
1409
01:21:39,137 --> 01:21:44,034
♪ Won't you get here,
my friend?
1410
01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:47,551
♪ Bring my sunshine back again
1411
01:21:47,655 --> 01:21:54,448
♪ Cos life's no fun
when you don't come around
1412
01:21:54,551 --> 01:21:58,482
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1413
01:21:58,586 --> 01:22:02,379
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1414
01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:06,275
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1415
01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:10,068
- ♪ Guess I miss you
- ♪ Guess I miss you
1416
01:22:10,172 --> 01:22:13,931
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1417
01:22:14,034 --> 01:22:17,862
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1418
01:22:17,965 --> 01:22:21,896
- ♪ I...
- ♪ I...
1419
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,620
- ♪ Guess I miss you
- ♪ Guess I miss you
1420
01:22:24,724 --> 01:22:26,068
Come on, SpongeBob!
1421
01:22:26,172 --> 01:22:28,000
This mountain
won't climb itself!
1422
01:22:28,103 --> 01:22:29,586
You know what, guys?
1423
01:22:29,689 --> 01:22:33,275
Maybe I can save you...
but this isn't how.
1424
01:22:33,379 --> 01:22:35,275
The guru's gotta go.
1425
01:22:36,344 --> 01:22:42,551
♪ Mmmmmm
1426
01:22:53,482 --> 01:22:54,379
Done!
1427
01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,482
And just in time.
1428
01:23:01,931 --> 01:23:03,275
You know what to do.
1429
01:23:04,793 --> 01:23:07,344
There you are, Billherd.
How's it going with the rider?
1430
01:23:07,448 --> 01:23:10,758
Oh, I got everything
except the seahorse radish:
1431
01:23:10,862 --> 01:23:11,793
it's out of season.
1432
01:23:11,896 --> 01:23:14,517
- Now, I'd love to have...
- Wait!
1433
01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:16,620
Did you say
no seahorse radish?
1434
01:23:16,724 --> 01:23:18,586
Man, you got a radish problem.
1435
01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:21,034
- I can quit anytime I want.
- Gentlemen, please...
1436
01:23:21,137 --> 01:23:22,586
Listen Millnerd,
1437
01:23:22,689 --> 01:23:24,724
there's no way
you're opening for us today.
1438
01:23:24,827 --> 01:23:27,620
Ah, but I got
all of this for you!
1439
01:23:27,724 --> 01:23:28,827
Oh, don't make me beg.
1440
01:23:28,931 --> 01:23:30,965
Seems like you're begging
already, Four Legs.
1441
01:23:31,068 --> 01:23:34,137
Yeah.
You are such a loser.
1442
01:23:39,586 --> 01:23:41,103
What did you just call me?
1443
01:23:42,482 --> 01:23:44,241
Loser!
1444
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,931
Oh, no no no no...
1445
01:23:52,137 --> 01:23:56,310
I... am not a loser.
1446
01:23:58,620 --> 01:24:00,137
You're the loser.
1447
01:24:00,241 --> 01:24:02,137
Loser! Loser!
1448
01:24:02,241 --> 01:24:04,241
Loser...!
1449
01:24:05,862 --> 01:24:08,103
I can't work like this.
1450
01:24:08,206 --> 01:24:10,310
We quit! Loser!
1451
01:24:10,413 --> 01:24:13,068
Loser!
1452
01:24:13,172 --> 01:24:15,379
Fine! Go!
Good riddance!
1453
01:24:15,482 --> 01:24:18,172
Don't let the kelp hit you
on the way out!
1454
01:24:21,482 --> 01:24:24,793
♪ I'm not a loser
1455
01:24:25,724 --> 01:24:29,206
♪ I don't secretly hate myself
1456
01:24:30,206 --> 01:24:34,551
♪ I'm not singing this
to no one
1457
01:24:34,655 --> 01:24:38,965
♪ It's not the case
that no one cares
1458
01:24:39,068 --> 01:24:42,517
♪ I'm not a failure
1459
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:45,896
♪ I don't not have talent
1460
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,965
♪ When others see me
1461
01:24:48,068 --> 01:24:53,896
♪ They can't see
the nobody that isn't there ♪
1462
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,689
No, wait a minute,
that's a triple negative.
1463
01:24:55,793 --> 01:24:57,965
You can't not see nobody,
1464
01:24:58,068 --> 01:24:59,931
because I'm not nobody...
1465
01:25:01,068 --> 01:25:03,517
which can't not be seen.
1466
01:25:03,620 --> 01:25:04,517
Let me start over.
1467
01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:07,241
♪ My life's not empty
1468
01:25:08,172 --> 01:25:11,172
♪ They don't not like me at all
1469
01:25:11,275 --> 01:25:13,620
♪ I don't not leave the house
1470
01:25:13,724 --> 01:25:18,448
♪ Cos I don't not prefer
to stay at home
1471
01:25:18,551 --> 01:25:20,517
♪ I don't stink
1472
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,793
♪ I'm not a waste
1473
01:25:25,793 --> 01:25:29,620
♪ I'm not all alone
in thinking
1474
01:25:29,724 --> 01:25:33,551
♪ That I am not all alone
1475
01:25:35,862 --> 01:25:38,413
Maybe I am a loser.
1476
01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:43,689
♪ Hey, Squidward!
1477
01:25:43,793 --> 01:25:44,793
Huh?
1478
01:25:44,896 --> 01:25:47,655
♪ You're not delirious
with despair
1479
01:25:47,758 --> 01:25:51,206
♪ And you're not calling
true things false!
1480
01:25:51,310 --> 01:25:53,448
- ♪ Hey, Squidward!
- This is weird.
1481
01:25:53,551 --> 01:25:59,310
♪ You're not hallucinating this
sea anemone chorus line at all ♪
1482
01:25:59,413 --> 01:26:00,620
I'm not?
1483
01:26:00,724 --> 01:26:03,344
♪ You're not a failure
1484
01:26:03,448 --> 01:26:06,275
- ♪ You don't not have talent
- Thank you.
1485
01:26:06,379 --> 01:26:08,206
- ♪ When others see you
- What?
1486
01:26:08,310 --> 01:26:12,379
♪ They can't see
the nobody that isn't there ♪
1487
01:26:13,448 --> 01:26:15,206
I'm not a loser!
1488
01:26:15,310 --> 01:26:16,620
♪ Not a loser!
1489
01:26:16,724 --> 01:26:19,068
♪ They don't
not like me at all
1490
01:26:19,172 --> 01:26:21,275
♪ I don't not leave the house
1491
01:26:21,379 --> 01:26:25,000
♪ Cos I don't not
prefer to stay at home
1492
01:26:25,103 --> 01:26:27,413
- ♪ I don't stink
- ♪ You don't stink
1493
01:26:27,517 --> 01:26:30,344
- ♪ I'm not a waste
- ♪ you're not a waste
1494
01:26:30,448 --> 01:26:33,517
♪ I'm not all alone in thinking
1495
01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:36,103
♪ That I am not all alone
1496
01:26:36,206 --> 01:26:38,517
Clarinet solo!
1497
01:26:47,172 --> 01:26:48,724
Look at me now, Mama!
1498
01:27:33,517 --> 01:27:35,000
Yes!
1499
01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:45,896
Argh!
1500
01:28:11,758 --> 01:28:13,000
Hey!
1501
01:28:30,620 --> 01:28:33,241
♪ I'm not a loser
1502
01:28:33,344 --> 01:28:35,413
♪ You're not a loser
1503
01:28:35,517 --> 01:28:39,344
♪ They don't
not like me at all
1504
01:28:39,448 --> 01:28:42,862
♪ I don't not leave the house
1505
01:28:42,965 --> 01:28:46,103
- ♪ Cos I don't not...
- ♪ ...not prefer
1506
01:28:46,206 --> 01:28:50,793
♪ To stay at home
1507
01:28:51,758 --> 01:28:52,965
♪ I don't stink!
1508
01:28:55,724 --> 01:28:58,241
♪ I'm not a waste
1509
01:29:00,689 --> 01:29:06,413
♪ I'm not all alone
in thinking that I'm not!
1510
01:29:07,379 --> 01:29:08,517
♪ Not!
1511
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:14,448
♪ Not all alone!
1512
01:29:14,551 --> 01:29:16,206
♪ You are not alone
1513
01:29:16,310 --> 01:29:18,034
♪ You are
not alone
1514
01:29:18,137 --> 01:29:24,724
♪ You are not not not not
not not not not not not not
1515
01:29:24,827 --> 01:29:29,206
♪ A...lone
1516
01:29:29,310 --> 01:29:40,724
♪ You are not not not alone
1517
01:29:46,896 --> 01:29:48,827
♪ You are not alone
1518
01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:50,793
- ♪ You are not alone
- I'm not alone!
1519
01:29:50,896 --> 01:29:54,827
♪ You are not not
not not not not not... ♪
1520
01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:56,275
Come back.
1521
01:30:01,310 --> 01:30:02,241
Alone.
1522
01:30:16,896 --> 01:30:19,344
With one hour left
on the Doomsday Clock,
1523
01:30:19,448 --> 01:30:21,620
the benefit concert
is about to begin.
1524
01:30:21,724 --> 01:30:25,034
Our phone lines are now open.
1525
01:30:25,137 --> 01:30:28,896
It's up to you,
our viewers across the ocean.
1526
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,344
We need your donations
to pay for the escape pod
1527
01:30:31,448 --> 01:30:35,206
and get out before the volcano
blows us to oblivion!
1528
01:30:35,310 --> 01:30:39,137
And there,
you can see them now,
1529
01:30:39,241 --> 01:30:41,517
the citizens of Bikini Bottom,
led by the Mayor
1530
01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:43,724
through the streets
of our beleaguered town,
1531
01:30:43,827 --> 01:30:45,896
on the way to the bandshell.
1532
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,448
It is a truly historic exodus.
1533
01:30:51,310 --> 01:30:58,137
♪ Bikini Tevka
1534
01:30:58,793 --> 01:31:02,896
♪ Bikini Tevka
1535
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:13,931
♪ Aaaaaaaaah...
1536
01:31:14,034 --> 01:31:17,344
Alright, alright,
that's enough.
1537
01:31:17,448 --> 01:31:21,379
Luggage there,
escape pod will go here!
1538
01:31:21,482 --> 01:31:22,655
Where's the band?
1539
01:31:22,758 --> 01:31:24,724
- They should be here!
- Oh, they quit.
1540
01:31:24,827 --> 01:31:27,379
- What?
- Artistic differences.
1541
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,241
They left me behind?
1542
01:31:29,344 --> 01:31:32,172
But he said
I could go on tour with them!
1543
01:31:34,551 --> 01:31:38,103
What?
You were going to run away?
1544
01:31:38,206 --> 01:31:39,137
Pearl Krabs!
1545
01:31:39,241 --> 01:31:42,206
If we survive,
you are grounded.
1546
01:31:43,689 --> 01:31:47,344
I'm sorry if that sounds
cold-blooded, but I am.
1547
01:31:47,448 --> 01:31:49,206
We won't survive!
1548
01:31:49,310 --> 01:31:52,620
Without the band, we'll never
raise enough money for the pod.
1549
01:31:54,241 --> 01:31:56,655
Oh, no! Not again!
1550
01:31:56,758 --> 01:31:58,344
It's another boulder!
1551
01:31:58,448 --> 01:32:01,068
Everyone stay calm!
1552
01:32:16,896 --> 01:32:18,551
No! No!
1553
01:32:18,655 --> 01:32:20,034
No!
1554
01:32:20,137 --> 01:32:21,551
No!
1555
01:32:21,655 --> 01:32:24,103
Nooooo!
1556
01:32:25,241 --> 01:32:26,344
Ooh!
1557
01:32:27,137 --> 01:32:28,448
Ooh!
1558
01:32:29,103 --> 01:32:30,379
Ooh!
1559
01:32:38,965 --> 01:32:40,689
This is the government's fault!
1560
01:32:40,793 --> 01:32:43,068
This is the media's fault!
1561
01:32:43,172 --> 01:32:45,586
It's your fault!
1562
01:32:57,034 --> 01:32:59,034
'Meanwhile,
1563
01:32:59,137 --> 01:33:02,965
'high on the treacherous slope
of Mount Humongous,
1564
01:33:03,068 --> 01:33:07,655
'SpongeBob and Sandy are
ze only hope for Bikini Bottom.
1565
01:33:07,758 --> 01:33:09,172
'Will they reach the top
1566
01:33:09,275 --> 01:33:11,896
'before Plankton and Karen
can stop them?
1567
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,241
'Zut alors!
1568
01:33:13,344 --> 01:33:15,586
'It is a race against time.'
1569
01:33:15,689 --> 01:33:18,689
It's a race against time,
SpongeBob!
1570
01:33:18,793 --> 01:33:20,517
Remember what I told ya:
1571
01:33:20,620 --> 01:33:22,482
don't stop till you drop.
1572
01:33:22,586 --> 01:33:26,241
Yeah,
let's definitely not drop.
1573
01:33:26,344 --> 01:33:27,517
We got this.
1574
01:33:27,620 --> 01:33:30,137
Eyes on the prize.
1575
01:33:33,241 --> 01:33:37,103
Is it just me or is it getting
kinda toasty up here?
1576
01:33:37,206 --> 01:33:39,931
I'm sweatin' like a snowman
in a steam room.
1577
01:33:40,034 --> 01:33:42,793
We're almost at the top,
come on!
1578
01:33:43,620 --> 01:33:46,344
Alright, now's our chance.
1579
01:33:46,448 --> 01:33:48,827
Let's do this. Goodbye.
1580
01:33:49,724 --> 01:33:52,344
- Ready.
- Aim.
1581
01:33:52,448 --> 01:33:54,000
Fire!
1582
01:33:55,551 --> 01:33:57,758
Sandy, do you hear that?
1583
01:33:58,896 --> 01:34:01,965
It's an avalanche!
1584
01:34:12,448 --> 01:34:13,793
Ooh!
1585
01:34:13,896 --> 01:34:15,379
Uh! Ooh! Uh...!
1586
01:34:15,482 --> 01:34:16,965
I'm slipping!
1587
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,068
I've got you!
1588
01:34:19,172 --> 01:34:21,206
Uh... Ooh! Ooh!
1589
01:34:21,310 --> 01:34:24,068
I think this is goodbye, Sandy.
1590
01:34:24,172 --> 01:34:25,482
These are my last words.
1591
01:34:25,586 --> 01:34:27,379
No, SpongeBob, please!
1592
01:34:27,482 --> 01:34:28,827
Look over there!
1593
01:34:28,931 --> 01:34:30,482
Those are your last words?
1594
01:34:30,586 --> 01:34:32,689
No! It's Patrick!
1595
01:34:32,793 --> 01:34:35,241
And he has your jetpack!
1596
01:34:37,827 --> 01:34:40,068
I'll save you!
1597
01:34:40,172 --> 01:34:57,137
- SpooooongeBoooooob!
- Paaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiick!
1598
01:34:58,172 --> 01:34:59,724
You came back!
1599
01:34:59,827 --> 01:35:02,586
Of course I did.
1600
01:35:02,689 --> 01:35:05,655
I hope it's OK
I borrowed your invention.
1601
01:35:05,758 --> 01:35:08,275
Mi jetpack es su jetpack.
1602
01:35:08,379 --> 01:35:11,517
Aw! I don't know
what that means.
1603
01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:14,172
I realized something today,
buddy.
1604
01:35:14,275 --> 01:35:18,655
The total devotion of adoring
masses is pretty awesome,
1605
01:35:18,758 --> 01:35:21,931
but they're not really
there for me.
1606
01:35:22,034 --> 01:35:23,793
Not like you are.
1607
01:35:23,896 --> 01:35:27,172
Hey, we're BFFs.
1608
01:35:27,275 --> 01:35:29,758
Being there for each other
is what we do.
1609
01:35:32,482 --> 01:35:34,241
We're best friends
and this is the friend dance!
1610
01:35:34,344 --> 01:35:35,827
We're best friends and this is
the friend dance!
1611
01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:37,413
- We're best friends...
- This is real sweet,
1612
01:35:37,517 --> 01:35:40,000
but the town's gonna be toast
if we don't hurry up.
1613
01:35:40,103 --> 01:35:41,000
Alright.
1614
01:35:41,103 --> 01:35:43,793
Team, let's move!
1615
01:35:56,172 --> 01:35:58,413
Boys, we have a problem.
1616
01:35:58,517 --> 01:35:59,965
We do?
1617
01:36:00,068 --> 01:36:01,206
Oh, you mean
1618
01:36:01,310 --> 01:36:04,172
this giant unclimbable
volcano mouth of doom.
1619
01:36:04,275 --> 01:36:05,758
No way can I fit
through those squeezes.
1620
01:36:05,862 --> 01:36:08,103
Oh, me neither.
1621
01:36:08,206 --> 01:36:10,275
But I bet you could,
SpongeBob.
1622
01:36:10,379 --> 01:36:11,931
Done gone it, that's right!
1623
01:36:12,034 --> 01:36:13,448
You can squeeze
through anything.
1624
01:36:13,551 --> 01:36:14,827
Look at that thing!
1625
01:36:14,931 --> 01:36:16,551
I can't do this.
1626
01:36:16,655 --> 01:36:18,275
Mr. Krabs was right:
1627
01:36:18,379 --> 01:36:21,172
- I'm just a simple sponge.
- No!
1628
01:36:21,275 --> 01:36:22,689
Remember when we were
stuck inside
1629
01:36:22,793 --> 01:36:24,689
- and there was nothing on TV?
- Yeah?
1630
01:36:24,793 --> 01:36:27,517
I thought it was
an epic life-ending disaster,
1631
01:36:27,620 --> 01:36:30,482
but you got me through it.
You always see the bright side.
1632
01:36:30,586 --> 01:36:32,482
And you never give up.
1633
01:36:32,586 --> 01:36:34,413
When I was ready
to bail on y'all,
1634
01:36:34,517 --> 01:36:35,758
you kept me going.
1635
01:36:35,862 --> 01:36:39,206
That's what you bring
to the team, SpongeBob.
1636
01:36:39,310 --> 01:36:40,827
Management skills.
1637
01:36:42,034 --> 01:36:44,586
- Really?
- You are manager material.
1638
01:36:44,689 --> 01:36:47,620
And you can do this.
1639
01:36:51,827 --> 01:36:54,586
Give me the Erupter Interrupter.
1640
01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:27,137
♪ I am not a simple sponge
1641
01:37:29,241 --> 01:37:34,517
♪ I am not a simple sponge
1642
01:37:42,586 --> 01:37:48,000
♪ I am not, I am not, I am not
1643
01:37:51,931 --> 01:37:55,000
♪ I am not a simple sponge
1644
01:38:07,793 --> 01:38:09,103
♪ I am not
1645
01:38:10,103 --> 01:38:11,551
♪ I am not
1646
01:38:12,137 --> 01:38:13,448
♪ I am not
1647
01:38:14,034 --> 01:38:15,896
♪ I am not
1648
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:23,551
♪ I am not a simple sponge
1649
01:38:23,655 --> 01:38:25,827
Whoo! I'm here!
1650
01:38:25,931 --> 01:38:28,448
And it's really, really hot.
1651
01:38:28,551 --> 01:38:31,724
- Throw it in!
- On the count of three.
1652
01:38:31,827 --> 01:38:34,310
- One, two...
- Wait!
1653
01:38:35,137 --> 01:38:39,241
on three or after three?
1654
01:38:39,344 --> 01:38:41,517
I don't get the question.
1655
01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:45,448
Like, "One, two, three,"
or "One, two, three, uh!"
1656
01:38:45,551 --> 01:38:47,137
One, two, three, uh,
right?
1657
01:38:47,241 --> 01:38:48,931
Yeah.
One, two, three, uh!
1658
01:38:49,034 --> 01:38:51,379
Got it.
1659
01:38:51,482 --> 01:38:55,413
One, two, three, uh!
1660
01:39:18,896 --> 01:39:21,310
Now we wait until sundown
and hope that it works.
1661
01:39:21,413 --> 01:39:22,551
"Hope"?
1662
01:39:23,724 --> 01:39:25,482
What do you mean, "hope"?
1663
01:39:25,586 --> 01:39:27,551
I think my calculations
are right,
1664
01:39:27,655 --> 01:39:30,344
but as they say in Texas,
the proof is in the cowpie.
1665
01:39:30,448 --> 01:39:31,413
I love pie.
1666
01:39:31,517 --> 01:39:33,551
We'll know for sure
in ten minutes.
1667
01:39:35,068 --> 01:39:38,482
Hey, what's that sound?
1668
01:39:38,586 --> 01:39:40,448
It's coming from down there.
1669
01:39:42,862 --> 01:39:45,000
They're all attacking
each other!
1670
01:39:49,137 --> 01:39:51,413
That was the Krusty Krab!
1671
01:39:51,517 --> 01:39:53,551
Volcano or not,
1672
01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:58,172
Bikini Bottom's
gonna destroy itself.
1673
01:39:58,275 --> 01:40:01,000
'It's a big finale
of "SpongeBob the Musical",
1674
01:40:01,103 --> 01:40:03,448
'live on stage. Next!'
1675
01:40:12,137 --> 01:40:13,758
If we don't stop this,
1676
01:40:13,862 --> 01:40:16,310
Bikini Bottom's not going
to last ten more minutes.
1677
01:40:16,413 --> 01:40:18,034
But it'll take hours
to climb down.
1678
01:40:18,137 --> 01:40:19,206
Guys, I have an idea.
1679
01:40:19,310 --> 01:40:20,931
We could roll down.
It might hurt a little.
1680
01:40:21,034 --> 01:40:22,896
- I have an idea.
- If we tuck in our heads...
1681
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:25,275
Pay attention to me!
1682
01:40:26,310 --> 01:40:28,206
This jetpack,
it has a parachute.
1683
01:40:28,310 --> 01:40:29,827
- Of course!
- See?
1684
01:40:29,931 --> 01:40:32,206
My ideas are worth
listening to.
1685
01:40:32,310 --> 01:40:34,000
You can say that again.
1686
01:40:34,103 --> 01:40:38,137
- See? My ideas are...
- OK, boys!
1687
01:40:38,241 --> 01:40:40,310
Let's do this thing!
1688
01:40:43,172 --> 01:40:45,620
Us, go!
1689
01:40:56,586 --> 01:40:59,724
Stoooooooop!
1690
01:41:00,896 --> 01:41:02,862
What are you doing?
1691
01:41:02,965 --> 01:41:04,724
Is that a rhetorical question?
1692
01:41:04,827 --> 01:41:06,655
Quick, everyone!
1693
01:41:06,758 --> 01:41:09,206
Those fools perished
in an avalanche!
1694
01:41:09,310 --> 01:41:10,620
We have to get
into the escape pod now.
1695
01:41:10,724 --> 01:41:13,517
Honey.
They're alive.
1696
01:41:13,620 --> 01:41:16,655
- They are?
- Yes, we are.
1697
01:41:16,758 --> 01:41:19,758
But thanks for worrying
about our safety, Plankton.
1698
01:41:19,862 --> 01:41:22,724
Seems you're the only one
with some decency left.
1699
01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:23,965
We made it to the top
1700
01:41:24,068 --> 01:41:27,172
and dropped the bubble device
into the volcano.
1701
01:41:27,275 --> 01:41:29,896
In seven minutes,
we'll know if we saved the town.
1702
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:33,448
But if you keep going like this,
it won't matter either way.
1703
01:41:33,551 --> 01:41:35,448
There won't be anything left
to save!
1704
01:41:35,551 --> 01:41:36,793
Deep thoughts, SpongeBob,
but...
1705
01:41:36,896 --> 01:41:42,344
I'm not finiiiiiished!
1706
01:41:45,482 --> 01:41:50,344
At a time like this,
we should be coming together.
1707
01:41:50,448 --> 01:41:53,586
Instead, you're all looking
for someone to blame
1708
01:41:53,689 --> 01:41:55,551
or to follow...
1709
01:41:55,655 --> 01:41:58,275
to exploit or control.
1710
01:41:58,379 --> 01:42:00,103
You're all so scared
for yourselves
1711
01:42:00,206 --> 01:42:03,068
that you're turning
against each other.
1712
01:42:03,172 --> 01:42:05,655
That's just as dangerous
as any volcano.
1713
01:42:05,758 --> 01:42:08,241
It doesn't have to be like this.
1714
01:42:09,931 --> 01:42:14,344
We might only have
seven minutes left,
1715
01:42:14,448 --> 01:42:20,517
but we could make them
the best seven minutes ever.
1716
01:42:21,448 --> 01:42:22,689
How?
1717
01:42:22,793 --> 01:42:24,448
The whole town is in ruins!
1718
01:42:24,551 --> 01:42:26,827
Like I said before, SpongeBob:
1719
01:42:26,931 --> 01:42:28,827
the world's a horrible place
1720
01:42:28,931 --> 01:42:32,241
filled with fear,
suffering and despair.
1721
01:42:32,344 --> 01:42:33,896
And you didn't believe me.
1722
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,758
I still don't.
1723
01:42:38,172 --> 01:42:40,310
Just look at the sun.
1724
01:42:42,068 --> 01:42:43,931
It's still shining.
1725
01:42:45,931 --> 01:42:48,172
Look at the kelp.
1726
01:42:48,896 --> 01:42:50,310
It's still...
1727
01:42:51,103 --> 01:42:52,586
kelp-y.
1728
01:42:53,965 --> 01:42:55,413
Look at us.
1729
01:42:56,896 --> 01:42:59,000
We still have each other.
1730
01:43:06,172 --> 01:43:11,344
♪ Just six more minutes left
1731
01:43:13,413 --> 01:43:17,517
♪ We've done all we could do
1732
01:43:19,931 --> 01:43:25,448
♪ And whatever happens next
1733
01:43:27,137 --> 01:43:36,931
♪ I'm glad
I'm here with you
1734
01:43:39,137 --> 01:43:40,965
♪ Mr. Sun came up
1735
01:43:41,068 --> 01:43:43,620
♪ And he smiled at me
1736
01:43:46,620 --> 01:43:48,896
♪ Said it's gonna be
the best day
1737
01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:50,896
♪ Just wait and see
1738
01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:59,724
♪ Volcanic doomsday
caught us unaware
1739
01:43:59,827 --> 01:44:03,689
♪ But we're still here
and Mr. Sun's up there!
1740
01:44:05,034 --> 01:44:09,172
♪ Could be the best day ever
1741
01:44:09,275 --> 01:44:11,827
♪ Best day ever
1742
01:44:11,931 --> 01:44:16,724
♪ It still could be
the best day ever
1743
01:44:16,827 --> 01:44:20,241
♪ Best day ever
1744
01:44:20,344 --> 01:44:24,137
♪ I'm so lucky,
got nothing to do
1745
01:44:24,241 --> 01:44:27,206
♪ Dum, da-dum, dum, da-dum
1746
01:44:27,310 --> 01:44:31,206
♪ I can spend five minutes
just being with you
1747
01:44:31,310 --> 01:44:33,586
♪ Dum, da-dum...
1748
01:44:35,793 --> 01:44:40,241
♪ Every flower,
every grain of sand
1749
01:44:40,344 --> 01:44:43,758
♪ Is reaching out
to shake my hand
1750
01:44:43,862 --> 01:44:50,689
- ♪ It's the best day ever
- ♪ The best day ever
1751
01:44:50,793 --> 01:44:54,310
♪ It's the best day ever
1752
01:44:54,413 --> 01:45:01,103
♪ The best day ever
1753
01:45:02,517 --> 01:45:04,172
♪ These past two days
1754
01:45:04,275 --> 01:45:08,206
♪ The world's been
closing in on me
1755
01:45:08,310 --> 01:45:10,448
♪ But when I'm feeling down
1756
01:45:10,551 --> 01:45:12,034
♪ I can lose that frown
1757
01:45:12,137 --> 01:45:14,310
♪ Just stick my head
out the window
1758
01:45:14,413 --> 01:45:16,931
♪ And look around
1759
01:45:20,310 --> 01:45:22,310
♪ Whatever comes
1760
01:45:22,413 --> 01:45:24,827
♪ There's just one thing to do
1761
01:45:24,931 --> 01:45:28,344
♪ Make the best day ever
With all of you
1762
01:45:28,448 --> 01:45:32,000
♪ Make the best day ever
With all of you now!
1763
01:45:38,379 --> 01:45:42,793
- ♪ It's the best day ever
- ♪ It's the best day ever
1764
01:45:42,896 --> 01:45:46,344
♪ The best day ever
1765
01:45:46,448 --> 01:45:49,965
♪ It's the best day ever
1766
01:45:50,068 --> 01:45:53,896
♪ The best day ever
1767
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:57,275
- ♪ Best day ever
- ♪ Dum bop, dum bop...
1768
01:45:57,379 --> 01:45:58,275
- ♪ Best
- ♪ Bop
1769
01:45:58,379 --> 01:45:59,275
- ♪ Day
- ♪ Bop
1770
01:45:59,379 --> 01:46:01,000
- ♪ Ever
- ♪ It's the best day
1771
01:46:01,103 --> 01:46:02,000
- ♪ Best
- ♪ Bop
1772
01:46:02,103 --> 01:46:03,206
- ♪ Day
- ♪ Bop
1773
01:46:03,310 --> 01:46:07,413
- ♪ Ever
- ♪ Dum bop, dum bop...
1774
01:46:07,517 --> 01:46:09,000
♪ It's the best day
1775
01:46:09,103 --> 01:46:12,482
♪ It's the best day ever
1776
01:46:12,586 --> 01:46:17,655
♪ Ooh-ooh
1777
01:46:17,758 --> 01:46:19,551
There's one minute left.
1778
01:46:19,655 --> 01:46:21,689
The sun's about to set.
1779
01:46:21,793 --> 01:46:24,517
Come on,
Erupter Interrupter.
1780
01:46:24,620 --> 01:46:26,206
Come on.
1781
01:46:27,172 --> 01:46:33,241
♪ It's the best day ever
1782
01:46:33,344 --> 01:46:37,758
♪ Best day ever
1783
01:46:37,862 --> 01:46:43,586
♪ It's the best day ever
1784
01:46:43,689 --> 01:46:49,137
♪ Best day ever
1785
01:46:49,241 --> 01:46:50,482
Five...
1786
01:46:51,379 --> 01:46:52,517
Four...
1787
01:46:53,413 --> 01:46:54,620
Three...
1788
01:46:55,655 --> 01:46:56,827
Two...
1789
01:47:05,448 --> 01:47:07,137
It didn't erupt.
1790
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:25,000
Look... Sandy.
1791
01:47:27,448 --> 01:47:29,000
Bubbles.
1792
01:47:30,379 --> 01:47:32,068
It worked,
1793
01:47:32,172 --> 01:47:33,758
just how you said.
1794
01:47:34,551 --> 01:47:35,862
You did this?
1795
01:47:38,344 --> 01:47:39,862
We did.
1796
01:47:41,172 --> 01:47:42,310
Thank you.
1797
01:47:44,827 --> 01:47:46,482
This just in -
1798
01:47:48,379 --> 01:47:51,689
Bikini Bottom is saved!
1799
01:47:59,103 --> 01:48:03,482
I should apologize
for my flagrant abuses of power.
1800
01:48:03,586 --> 01:48:05,379
- Mistakes were made.
- Yeah.
1801
01:48:05,482 --> 01:48:08,689
Like your avalanche idea,
for one.
1802
01:48:08,793 --> 01:48:10,275
Unbelievable, Sheldon.
1803
01:48:10,379 --> 01:48:11,827
Yes, it's so wrong,
1804
01:48:11,931 --> 01:48:17,068
but I wanted to finally
get lucky with one evil scheme!
1805
01:48:17,172 --> 01:48:19,413
They all heard me say that,
didn't they?
1806
01:48:19,517 --> 01:48:22,172
I knew this was
one of your schemes,
1807
01:48:22,275 --> 01:48:24,586
you lousy...
1808
01:48:25,758 --> 01:48:29,034
How dare you call me a...?
1809
01:48:31,275 --> 01:48:33,034
Stop it! Stop it!
1810
01:48:33,137 --> 01:48:37,275
We have to work together now,
to rebuild our home.
1811
01:48:37,379 --> 01:48:39,103
Alright.
1812
01:48:39,206 --> 01:48:40,689
You know...
1813
01:48:41,827 --> 01:48:44,448
I was wrong about you, boy.
1814
01:48:44,551 --> 01:48:47,034
I think you could be
manager someday.
1815
01:48:47,137 --> 01:48:49,206
Told you.
1816
01:48:49,310 --> 01:48:51,862
I'm ready! I'm ready!
I'm ready!
1817
01:48:51,965 --> 01:48:53,379
At the same salary,
of course.
1818
01:48:54,931 --> 01:48:56,793
We should celebrate!
1819
01:48:56,896 --> 01:48:58,862
Let's have the concert!
1820
01:48:58,965 --> 01:49:01,344
We don't need some boy band
to rock for us.
1821
01:49:01,448 --> 01:49:03,413
We can do it ourselves.
1822
01:49:03,517 --> 01:49:08,551
♪ Yeahhhhhhhhh!
1823
01:49:08,655 --> 01:49:11,448
Pearlie, I had no idea
you could sing.
1824
01:49:11,551 --> 01:49:14,206
Yo, count me in!
1825
01:49:14,310 --> 01:49:16,206
Me too! I play
a mean glockenspiel.
1826
01:49:16,310 --> 01:49:20,000
Ooh, ooh, is mayonnaise
an instrument?
1827
01:49:20,103 --> 01:49:24,241
Squidward, you'll be
on clarinet, of course.
1828
01:49:24,344 --> 01:49:26,862
You want me to perform?
1829
01:49:26,965 --> 01:49:29,379
Mama!
My moment has come!
1830
01:49:30,551 --> 01:49:31,689
How about you, Sandy?
1831
01:49:31,793 --> 01:49:34,793
Oh, I think it's time
I push on from here.
1832
01:49:34,896 --> 01:49:37,103
Find someplace
I'm a little more welcome.
1833
01:49:37,206 --> 01:49:38,379
Wait.
1834
01:49:39,724 --> 01:49:45,758
The Bikini Bottom Way says,
"All are welcome here."
1835
01:49:45,862 --> 01:49:50,344
♪ I will always vow
and pledge allegiance to... ♪
1836
01:49:50,448 --> 01:49:52,862
That should mean you, too.
1837
01:49:52,965 --> 01:49:54,827
Appreciate that.
1838
01:49:54,931 --> 01:49:57,931
But I'm not sure
I can trust y'all again.
1839
01:49:58,034 --> 01:50:02,482
♪ But all are welcome here
1840
01:50:02,586 --> 01:50:04,793
They need it, Sandy.
1841
01:50:04,896 --> 01:50:06,689
♪ Bikini Bottom...
1842
01:50:06,793 --> 01:50:08,758
Give us another chance.
1843
01:50:08,862 --> 01:50:10,413
Please?
1844
01:50:10,517 --> 01:50:12,068
This is your home.
1845
01:50:12,172 --> 01:50:14,655
It's where your team is.
1846
01:50:20,793 --> 01:50:24,965
Well, someone get me a guitar!
1847
01:50:25,068 --> 01:50:28,620
Everybody,
places for the concert!
1848
01:50:43,586 --> 01:50:44,586
- Ugh.
1849
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,103
Is this thing on?
1850
01:50:49,206 --> 01:50:51,689
- Ooh!
1851
01:50:51,793 --> 01:50:53,620
Thank you, Maestro.
1852
01:50:55,413 --> 01:50:59,310
Are you ready to rock?
1853
01:51:01,172 --> 01:51:02,724
One, two, three, four!
1854
01:51:09,965 --> 01:51:11,551
♪ Busy day
1855
01:51:11,655 --> 01:51:15,103
♪ Stopped a volcano,
kept a town from frying
1856
01:51:16,586 --> 01:51:18,482
♪ We found a way
1857
01:51:18,586 --> 01:51:22,241
♪ Everything gets better
if you keep on trying
1858
01:51:23,620 --> 01:51:25,275
♪ A sponge can be handy
1859
01:51:25,379 --> 01:51:27,103
♪ When you're
cleaning up spills
1860
01:51:27,206 --> 01:51:31,206
♪ Sometimes you need a hero
with some management skills
1861
01:51:31,310 --> 01:51:32,896
♪ Hey there, that's me!
1862
01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:36,586
♪ Happy just to be here
in the world renowned
1863
01:51:36,689 --> 01:51:37,793
♪ Bikini Bottom!
1864
01:51:37,896 --> 01:51:39,896
♪ How I love this town
1865
01:51:40,551 --> 01:51:41,620
♪ Bikini Bottom
1866
01:51:41,724 --> 01:51:43,517
♪ When the sun shines down
1867
01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:47,000
♪ On a beautiful
Bikini Bottom day ♪
1868
01:51:50,206 --> 01:51:52,482
I told you I'd be back!
1869
01:51:55,862 --> 01:51:58,655
Ooh! And there you are!
1870
01:51:58,758 --> 01:52:01,206
- Three...
- Four...
1871
01:52:01,310 --> 01:52:04,758
- ♪ In the world renowned
- ♪ Bikini Bottom
1872
01:52:04,862 --> 01:52:08,172
- ♪ How I love this town
- ♪ Bikini Bottom!
1873
01:52:08,275 --> 01:52:11,275
- ♪ When the sun shines down
- ♪ Shines down
1874
01:52:11,379 --> 01:52:20,586
♪ Shines down, shines down,
shines down...
1875
01:52:23,241 --> 01:52:32,206
♪ I love beautiful
Bikini Bottom... ♪
1876
01:52:32,310 --> 01:52:34,206
Meow!
1877
01:52:34,310 --> 01:52:36,965
♪ Daaaaaaaaaay!
1878
01:52:37,068 --> 01:52:38,413
♪ Bikini Bottom
1879
01:52:38,517 --> 01:52:43,344
♪ Daaaaaaaaaay!
1880
01:53:19,137 --> 01:53:21,827
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea
1881
01:53:21,931 --> 01:53:24,103
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
1882
01:53:24,206 --> 01:53:26,827
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he
1883
01:53:26,931 --> 01:53:29,172
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
1884
01:53:29,275 --> 01:53:31,862
♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
1885
01:53:31,965 --> 01:53:34,137
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
1886
01:53:34,241 --> 01:53:36,793
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish
1887
01:53:36,896 --> 01:53:39,448
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
1888
01:53:39,551 --> 01:53:42,068
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
1889
01:53:42,172 --> 01:53:44,517
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
1890
01:53:44,620 --> 01:53:46,862
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
1891
01:53:46,965 --> 01:53:49,103
♪ SpongeBob
1892
01:53:49,206 --> 01:53:52,344
♪ SquarePants
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