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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,746 FLIGHT COM: It looks good at NASA One. 2 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:04,759 B- 52 >PILOT: Roger. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,237 BCS Arm switch is on. 4 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:07,295 FLIGHT COM: Okay, Victor. 5 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:09,452 B-52 PILOT: Landing Rocket Arm switch is on. Here comes the throttle. 6 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:11,569 Circuit breakers in. 7 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:12,669 STEVE: We have separation. 8 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,804 B-52 PILOT: Inboard and outboards are on. 9 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,816 I'm comin' forward with the side stick. 10 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:17,942 FLIGHT COM: Looks good. 11 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,116 PILOT: Ah, Roger. 12 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,497 STEVE: I've got a blowout in damper three. 13 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,664 SR-71 PILOT: Get your pitch to zero. 14 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,451 STEVE: Pitch is out. I can't hold altitude! 15 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,236 B-52 PILOT: Correction. Alpha Hold is oil“. Threat selector is emergency. 16 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,423 STEVE: Flight Com. I can't hold it! She's breaking up! She's breaking... 17 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,737 ANNOUNCER: Steve Austin. Astronaut. 18 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,240 A man barely alive. 19 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:47,244 Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. 20 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:50,147 We have the technology. 21 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:54,415 We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. 22 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:02,118 Steve Austin will be that man. 23 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:04,755 Better than he was before. 24 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:10,026 Better, stronger, faster. 25 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:13,095 (MAIN TITLE THEME) 26 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:21,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 27 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:37,514 OSCAR: Hi, Steve. 28 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,149 Rudy, Jim, Oscar. 29 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:42,718 Finally. You certainly cut it thin. 30 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,627 Wait a minute. You gotta be kidding. 31 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,462 Do you realize I've come all the way from the Arizona back country... 32 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,312 Steve, you don't understand. You don't understand. 33 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,601 I rode a horse to the ranch, took a Jeep into town, took a 747 to Los Angeles... 34 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,698 and a taxi from the airport for what? 35 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:55,867 A lunch. 36 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,273 Lunch? I ate on the plane. 37 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:00,745 With Professor Ulrich Rau of East Germany. 38 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,941 Wait a minute. You mean the East German scientist... 39 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,576 that designed entire ground-to-air weapons system? 40 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,882 Is that Rau? Quite a surprise, huh? 41 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:19,126 Ring for the elevator, Schmidt. You have to be told everything? 42 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:23,192 No, professor. But we do have to be careful. 43 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,062 He's never been allowed west of the curtain before. 44 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,766 What does he want? 45 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:31,572 He sent me a list of all the things he'd like to see when he's here. 46 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,409 I'm sure. Military bases, installations, proving grounds. 47 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,505 No, no, none of that. 48 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:38,574 On top of the list, he said that he wanted to meet... 49 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:42,850 (WITH GERMAN ACCENT) the famous American astronaut, Colonel Steve Austin. 50 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,756 Wait a minute. What's he really want? 51 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,657 We're not positive. 52 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:52,222 But we are gonna start testing the avionics of a new B-1 Bomber this week. Get it? 53 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:00,498 So you think Rau's been sent here to direct some sort of sabotage attempt? 54 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,407 We don't know, Steve. Maybe it's just a coincidence. 55 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:06,412 Him arriving the same week as we start the tests. No way of knowing. 56 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,846 Give him the capsule. 57 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,353 This is enormous! Can't I just pretend to... 58 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,917 No. One of their doctors may get to your first. 59 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,765 Look, how does my meeting with Rau for lunch have any effect? 60 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,771 You're not gonna have lunch with him. 61 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,966 Wait a minute. I'm not gonna have lunch with him? 62 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,135 I want you to take a good look at his face, Steve. 63 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:46,844 Here he comes. 64 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,945 STEVE: The one with the beard? OSCAR: Right. 65 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,719 Remember that face, pal. 66 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,125 Professor Rau, Oscar Goldman. 67 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,962 Mr. Goldman! 68 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,695 May I present Dr. Rudy Wells. 69 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,293 Doctor. Professor. 70 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,362 I've heard of you, Mr. Goldman... 71 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:09,272 and your very efficient organization. 72 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,367 Are you going to keep a watch on me? 73 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:12,638 Not at all, Professor. 74 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:16,705 I'm just here to see that your stay in America is a pleasant one. 75 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,080 Of course. 76 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,713 And to prove my intentions, may I present Colonel Steve Austin. 77 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:26,122 Ah, your so famous astronaut. 78 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:30,630 An honor and extreme pleasure to meet you, Colonel Austin. 79 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,528 Thank you very much, professor. 80 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,432 Colonel Austin, we must have a serious discussion. 81 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,094 I'd enjoy that, professor. 82 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,138 Then you will sit with me at the lunch. 83 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,970 A small adjustment in the seating, eh, Mr. Goldman? 84 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,186 I'm sure that can be arranged. 85 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,678 Excellent. All right. Come along we will talk. 86 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,269 (GASPS) 87 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,874 Professor! Sit him down over there, Oscar. 88 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,343 What is it? 89 00:05:55,288 --> 00:06:00,225 I can't be sure. Looks like he's having a heart attack. 90 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,921 I have to get him to a hospital for an examination. 91 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,794 No, our doctors must examine him. 92 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,494 There's no time for politics. This man needs an ambulance. 93 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:11,696 No ambulance, no hospital. We will take him to his room. 94 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,649 You don't understand. He could be having a heart attack. 95 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,113 You could be the cause of his death. 96 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,440 So could you, Dr. Wells. 97 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,839 (GASPING CONTINUES) 98 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:29,781 Something's not right, Rudy. Not right. 99 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,520 Too strong. The reaction was very uncomfortable. 100 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,497 As you can see it was necessary that the symptoms were real. 101 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,090 Now quickly. 102 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,226 Over here. 103 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,588 RAU: We're being followed. 104 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:14,855 He's maintained that position for the last 30 miles. 105 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,841 He's stopped, or turned off somewhere... 106 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:43,150 but I'm still not satisfied with the security arrangements. 107 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,747 Just wait. 108 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:23,821 What is it? 109 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,296 Shh, shh. 110 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,495 Are we being followed? 111 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,127 Probably not. 112 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:34,139 But it wouldn't matter much... This is where we throw them off. 113 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,107 How? 114 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:40,510 Because we got the only transportation for miles around. 115 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,721 (MOTOR HUMS) 116 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,798 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 117 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,371 (BIONIC EYE SOUND EFFECT) 118 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,820 It's almost too bad someone wasn't following us. 119 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,152 Such frustration! 120 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,283 Unless he thought to bring a boat with him. 121 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,820 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 122 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,178 Steve, when I got back to Washington, I came straight to the office. 123 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,015 I've been waiting to hear from you all night. 124 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,218 What word did they put out on Professor Rau? 125 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,956 His doctor... that's his doctor now... Said that he had a heart attack. 126 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,759 So, he'd be confined in his hotel suite? 127 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,561 For two or three days. I sent over a basket of fruit. 128 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,261 Now what's really happening, Steve? 129 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,633 Have you stuck with him? 130 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,968 It wasn't easy, I don't think he expected to be followed. 131 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,635 The B-1 Bomber is now at Edwards Air Force Base. Are you anywhere near there? 132 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,701 No, we went in the opposite direction... 133 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,006 to a carnival. 134 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:59,882 What? Steve? Sounds like you said a carnival. 135 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:03,013 Yeah, well what's it sound like to you, Oscar? 136 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,586 (ANIMATRONS LAUGH) 137 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,063 What is he doing there? 138 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,463 STEVE: Well, at the moment, he's watching the strong man. 139 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,594 Before that, he won a doll at the rifle range. 140 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,161 I'll send over some additional surveillance. 141 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,403 Sounds like he's gonna use that crowd to make another getaway. 142 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,604 Maybe not. He put on a pretty good move last night. 143 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,943 I think he's feeling pretty secure. 144 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,515 Wait a minute, Oscar. 145 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,113 Look like he's going into the fortune teller's booth. 146 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,230 All right, I'll have the fortune teller checked out. 147 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,422 You stick with Rau, no matter what he does or where he goes. 148 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,520 I'll call you back. 149 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,430 I am R... 150 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,598 (WITH FOREIGN ACCENT) No, do not speak. 151 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,039 Tell me nothing. 152 00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:00,409 Simply let the vibrations flow on the ether of silence. 153 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,710 Sit. 154 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:10,355 Yes, I perceive you are deeply troubled and afraid. 155 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:14,416 I'm afraid I don't believe in vibrations... 156 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:19,193 or crystal balls or palm reading. 157 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,290 Only in astrology. 158 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:25,201 The mysteries of the stars are not unknown. 159 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,296 If you care to tell me your birth sign... 160 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,638 Aquarius with Venus rising. 161 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,871 In what house? 162 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,071 Tenth house. 163 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,960 (NO ACCENT) We've been expecting you, Professor Rau. 164 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,249 Now may we dispense with all this nonsense of code words and signals? 165 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,515 It's all so childish. 166 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,852 But proper security. 167 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,123 Is there any possibility that you're still under surveillance? 168 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:53,791 I can assure you it was humanly impossible for anyone to have followed me. 169 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:58,929 Oh, that's close. Close. But no prize yet. 170 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,870 Try it again. 171 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,434 One more time. 172 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,755 Hi, I'm, uh... 173 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,694 No. Do not speak. 174 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,561 Say nothing. 175 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:30,932 Let the vibrations flow on the ether of silence. 176 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,596 You may sit. 177 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,078 Don't you cross your palm with silver first? 178 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,773 Paper money would be much silenter. 179 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,976 All right. 180 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,043 Five dollars if you tell me where Uncle Walter went? 181 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:57,794 Yes. I see a gentle old man... 182 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,456 in a faraway country. 183 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,966 That was a quick trip. He was right here two minutes ago. 184 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,126 He was? 185 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,134 Didn't you see him? 186 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,192 No. 187 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,216 He came in through there and he never came out again. 188 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,730 You must've looked away. 189 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,605 Where's the back door? 190 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,644 There isn't any. 191 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:17,547 Windows? Sliding panels? 192 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,914 Sorry. 193 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,851 What there is, is what you see. 194 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,912 What I don't see is Uncle Walter. 195 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,685 Then he wasn't here. 196 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,604 Uncle Walter was carrying this doll. 197 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,265 That proves he was in here, Madame Shira. 198 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:38,760 And this proves I'm not Madame Shira. 199 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,772 Ever see a blonde fortune teller? 200 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,899 Where's Madame Shira? 201 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,670 I take over for her once in a while. 202 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,513 Harder, Grandpa. Harder! 203 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,388 Can't let the little girl down now, can you, Gramps? 204 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,227 Oh, Grampa. 205 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,141 I don't understand where you could've gone wrong. 206 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,643 Simplest malfunction, Professor. 207 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,576 Where? I don't know. 208 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,137 I sent you complete sets of the plans, didn't I? 209 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,080 Yes, sir. 210 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,415 All the modules were all delivered? 211 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,045 Yes, sir. 212 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,248 No missing components, nothing damaged in transit? 213 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,690 No, sir. I checked everything myself. 214 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,750 But when it was assembled... 215 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,296 Then what has malfunctioned is your brain. 216 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,562 Don't worry. Nothing's going to happen. 217 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,712 Perhaps Shira probably took your uncle to the trailer. 218 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,761 What? Where's her trailer? 219 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,068 Is that them there? Where? 220 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,937 Over there by the merry-go-round. 221 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,977 That looks like Shira, isn't that your uncle? 222 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:55,445 (BIONIC EYE SOUND EFFECT) 223 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,638 No, Uncle Walter's got a beard. 224 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,844 And he's not my uncle. 225 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,046 Walter's not your uncle? 226 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,679 No, and his name isn't Walter. 227 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,917 Well, what does that make you? 228 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,202 Look, you said they may have went to their trailer. 229 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,284 Which way is that? 230 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,421 I know what I said, and I know what you said, too. 231 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,862 It was a lie. 232 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,026 No, it wasn't a lie. You see, that was just a cover story. 233 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,433 I'm really a detective. 234 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,698 I'm on the trail of an embezzler. 235 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,899 Uncle Walter? 236 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,602 Yeah, he's trying to slip out of the country with all the loot. 237 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,976 Oooh. If that's true, I'd be glad to help. 238 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:28,911 You would? 239 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,712 Yeah, Okay. You stay here. 240 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,616 Uh, wait a minute. 241 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,178 Sol must come all the way from Liepsik... 242 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,781 expose myself to the Americans... 243 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:43,158 swallow nasty capsules and risk my life in midnight rides... 244 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,197 because you don't understand? 245 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,290 We're not all geniuses, professor, We're only engineers. 246 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,712 Wait a minute. You shouldn't leave your booth. 247 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,794 Oh, it's okay. 248 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,304 What if your boss finds out? 249 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,364 The boss is my father. He owns the place. 250 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,876 That's very interesting, but... 251 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,503 Durbin. Kim Durbin. 252 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,413 You see, if Uncle Walter finds out I'm on his trail, I might lose him. 253 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,076 Oh, but he won't. I can be very discreet. 254 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,312 Well... 255 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,826 It may take a genius a week to undo the damage! 256 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,591 A week is worse than useless. You know that, Professor. 257 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,359 It must be ready for Saturday. 258 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,832 (KNOCKING) 259 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,725 In there. 260 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,808 Kim, dear. Tired of telling fortunes already? 261 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:37,940 Can I have a minute? 262 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,379 Of course, dear. 263 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,442 Come on. 264 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,150 Hi, Mr. Lower. 265 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,021 Good morning, Miss Durban. 266 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,924 This is my situation. 267 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,954 I have this client and he's searching for his uncle. Uncle Walter? 268 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,762 He's asked me to look in the crystal ball and see where he might be. 269 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,302 I said of course I would. 270 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,147 KIM: But first, I had to close up for a few minutes. 271 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,571 I came straight over here to ask you. 272 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,974 I see. Well. 273 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,944 What you tell him is this: 274 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,174 You see his uncle somewhere in Europe. 275 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,806 No, you don't understand. 276 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,612 His uncle's the man you were with. 277 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:16,382 He's the one who left the stuffed animal in your booth a while ago. 278 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,389 Now, if you know where he went... 279 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,187 Um, as a matter of fact, I do. 280 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,990 SHIRA: He went back to the place he's staying at. 281 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,191 A farm down the highway a few miles. 282 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:32,101 I believe he said it's called the, urn... Lonesome Water Ranch. 283 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,571 Lonesome Water Ranch. Gee, thanks. 284 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,800 Kim... 285 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,844 You know, he'll really think I can look into a crystal ball. 286 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:43,177 Are you sure the mark is his nephew? What does he look like? 287 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,082 Oh, you know, uh... 288 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,417 he's like the old man, except younger. 289 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:53,288 He's clean shaven, he's got dark hair but thinning. 290 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,224 And he's kind of short and fat. 291 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,522 Gee, thanks a lot. 292 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,863 So you are not under surveillance, Professor. 293 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,442 It wasn't humanly possible for anyone to follow me! 294 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,445 Then someone has inhumanly followed you here. 295 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,743 A case of mistaken identity. 296 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:21,185 Herman, phone the ranch. Warn Wessler. 297 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,813 Whoever shows up there will be an American agent. 298 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,652 What do you want Wessler to do? 299 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,317 Whatever is necessary. 300 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,452 All right. 301 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,060 What will be necessary? 302 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:38,797 Professor, you take care of the science, I'll handle the security. 303 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,041 Once more, Grandpa, please? 304 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,675 I just can't do it, honey. 305 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:30,813 I guess I didn't really want one of those dolls anyway. 306 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,201 Do you think you could do it, mister? 307 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,696 I'll sure give it my best try. 308 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,062 Wait. Just a minute. Just a minute. 309 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,226 How do I know you're not a professional strongman? 310 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,960 You could damage my equipment. 311 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,302 I'll take it easy. Come on, Gramps. Give me that. 312 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,274 Okay. 313 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:54,904 Now your solemn promise that you won't break the machine, huh? 314 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,277 You got it. 315 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,891 (PEG SLIDES UP THEN BACK DOWN) 316 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,520 Gee, Gramps did better than that. 317 00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:12,621 That was just a practice swing. 318 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:17,158 Well, I guess we better all kinda step back, watch out this time, huh? 319 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,236 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 320 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,672 (BELL CLANGS) 321 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,611 Wow! 322 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:34,619 (BELL WHISTLES, CLANGS) 323 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,052 Sorry about that. 324 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,247 Now just a minute, here. 325 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,415 I'd like to talk to you. 326 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,755 Yeah, after me, Kim. This wowser just broke my machine! 327 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,455 Well, serves you right. You probably got the choke full on. 328 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,958 Come with me. 329 00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,532 Okay, kid. Is that the one you want? 330 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,766 Yeah. 331 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,240 Did you find Uncle Walter? I know where he is. 332 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,334 Oh, you do? That's nice work. 333 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,422 Not only beautiful, but brilliant. 334 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,539 Don't schmooze me, Ace. 335 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,412 I wanna know who Uncle Walter really is... 336 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,383 who you are and what' you're all up to. 337 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,920 If you just level with me, I'll level with you. 338 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,786 My name's Steve. And I'm a detective. 339 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,984 Okay, officer, flash your buzzer. 340 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,118 I'm a private detective. 341 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:19,426 All right, let's see your license. 342 00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:22,194 License? 343 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,065 I guess I left it in my other suit. 344 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,071 Private eyes don't own two suits. 345 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,299 Get lost. 346 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:32,606 No, wait, wait just a minute please. I'll level with you. 347 00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:34,873 I work for the government. I'm a government agent. 348 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,676 Oh, boy. 349 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,910 Kim, it's true. Listen, I've got to find that man. 350 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,542 Don't manhandle me, mister. 351 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,052 Kim, you gotta believe me. 352 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,589 Move it or lose it! Kim... 353 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:48,889 Don't bend anything, Hercules, if he goes quietly. Just make sure he goes. 354 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,622 I'm gonna check out Uncle Walter's story. 355 00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:52,687 Maybe he's the cop and you're the embezzler. 356 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:05,134 I'll be running along now, Herc, if you'll just let go of the shoulder. 357 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,738 Thanks. 358 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:28,222 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 359 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,966 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 360 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,757 (PHONE RINGS) 361 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,089 Yeah? 362 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,065 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 363 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:06,304 The minute someone walks through the door. 364 00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,846 (GUN CLICKS) 365 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,420 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 366 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,359 (METAL CREAKING) 367 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,438 Was he going to shoot me? Why? 368 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:48,768 You shouldn't have come here. 369 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,934 Why not, it's my father's carnival. 370 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,443 What's your father's carnival got to do with Uncle Walter? 371 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,036 Well, I don't know. 372 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,392 But Madame Shira said the man you were looking for was here. 373 00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,441 That information was meant for me. 374 00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,452 This trap was meant for me. 375 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,549 (DIALING) 376 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,353 Why would they wanna kill you? 377 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:08,620 It's a long story. 378 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:11,128 They'll try again now that you told Shira about me. 379 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:15,394 I didn't say anything. I said you were short, fat and bald. 380 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:19,870 (PHONE RINGS) 381 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:21,235 Hello, Oscar? Yes, Steve? 382 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,672 Send a clean up crew to a place called Lonesome Water Ranch. 383 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,004 Who's Oscar? Shhh. 384 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,455 It's out on highway 12 about eight miles past the county line. 385 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,572 I'll take care of it. Have you found Rau yet? 386 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,248 No, I think he's still with the carnival. 387 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,997 Wrong... 388 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:56,939 wrong and wrong! 389 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,442 How could it not malfunction? 390 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,375 Such incompetence passes all understanding. 391 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,037 I'm sorry, Professor. 392 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:04,548 Can't you rewire it in time for Saturday? 393 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:08,245 I'll have to, or it's all been for nothing. 394 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:17,219 Pop was letting an awful lot of people go. 395 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:21,494 People who had been with him the longest, old friends. 396 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:24,035 He said he didn't have any money to pay them. 397 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:27,037 And yet, he could afford to buy all new equipment... 398 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:29,733 and he hired new people to operate it. 399 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:30,797 Who are the new people? 400 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:34,607 Madame Shira, and there's Herman Lower, the chief mechanic. 401 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,875 We even have a new Hercules. 402 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,610 Where do you think the money came from? 403 00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:44,020 I don't know but I'm afraid Pop's gotten involved with criminals. 404 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:47,090 Or worse? 405 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:49,593 It could be foreign agents. 406 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,128 Foreign? 407 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:54,294 Are you really with the government? 408 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,560 Yes. 409 00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:06,436 Turn that thing off. 410 00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:13,550 I think we better split up. 411 00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:15,348 You do? Why? 412 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,615 I don't think we should be seen together. 413 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,714 And we can cover more ground separately. 414 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,588 I'll meet you back here. What time? 415 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,685 After dark. 416 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,889 What are you going to do? 417 00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:28,091 Check around, have my fortune told. 418 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,726 Okay, I'll check out Madame Shira's trailer. 419 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:32,547 I don't think you should. It's too dangerous. 420 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:33,663 For you, too. 421 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:35,104 It's my job. 422 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:37,107 It's my father. 423 00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:01,194 It's a beauty, isn't it, Oscar? 424 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,995 I agree, George. 425 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:07,061 All we've gotta do now is prove that this B-1 Bomber is capable... 426 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,504 of everything that we said it was. 427 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:11,906 I don't like the entire program resting on this one test. 428 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,774 Why? Do you think it's gonna be a failure? 429 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:15,210 No. 430 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,407 What then, George? Sabotage? 431 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,416 No, security's been airtight. 432 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:23,181 It's just... well there's so many imponderables. 433 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:27,214 A minor malfunction, pilot error... 434 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,817 ground crew oversight. 435 00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:32,693 Well, we'll just have to see that that doesn't happen. 436 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:37,497 There are a lot of people that are opposed to this program, George. 437 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,503 I'm leaving for California in half an hour. 438 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,937 Please keep me abreast of all the developments. 439 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,737 You've got it, Oscar. 440 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:48,579 You're certain this is secure? 441 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,376 Oh, yes, Professor. I just checked. 442 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,280 Good. 443 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,416 We have run out of time, Professor. 444 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:59,514 The test flight of the new B-1 Bomber is tomorrow. 445 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:03,755 On paper, it looks fine. 446 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,387 If it doesn't work, now... 447 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:08,262 Are you saying it's repaired? Everything is operational? 448 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:11,393 I won't know until I've done a trial run. 449 00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:17,105 (CARNIVAL CHATTER) 450 00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,209 PASSENGER: Hey! What's going on? 451 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,947 PASSENGER 2: Why are we going backwards? 452 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,028 PASSENGER 3: Hey, down there! Make up your mind! Forward or backward? 453 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,897 PASSENGER 3: Come on! Step fooling around! 454 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:54,739 Mommy! It's going backwards! 455 00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:08,811 Whoa, boy! 456 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,988 There's something wrong with the merry-go-round. 457 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,891 STEVE: Something wrong with the Ferris wheel, too. 458 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,505 (PASSENGERS YELLING) 459 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,953 KIM: It's not supposed to do that! 460 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:48,516 It seems the whole carnival is rigged. But to do what? 461 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:51,858 Radar tracking system on. 462 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:53,454 Target air velocity? 463 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,227 590. Alright. 464 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,767 Altitude. 465 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,030 21,000 feet. 466 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:02,005 Range, nine miles. 467 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,438 Mark. 468 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:06,341 Heading 228. 469 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:08,208 Mark. 470 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,376 Guidance system locked. 471 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:18,853 The target is the San Francisco to Los Angeles night flight. 472 00:34:18,924 --> 00:34:23,384 If I were to press this button... 473 00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:27,054 all those people will have a change of destination. 474 00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:28,656 It's operational? 475 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:34,070 Tomorrow, we press this button. 476 00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:43,237 Okay, there were plans spread out on the table in the trailer... 477 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:45,078 but none of it made any sense to me. 478 00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:48,017 Maybe it was something Herman was trying to fix. 479 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,815 Where's Shira's trailer? 480 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:51,321 Here, I'll take you. No, no, no. 481 00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:52,515 You just point. 482 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,922 Come on, Ace... 483 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,721 Just point. 484 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:03,100 Okay, now you go back to the midway, and don't let anybody sneak up on me. 485 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:18,200 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 486 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,088 Isn't it a lovely night? 487 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:40,995 Yes, it is. Yes, lovely. 488 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,694 Funny, the weather bureau predicted rain. 489 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:46,134 I know, dear, but they're not always right. 490 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,466 Good thing. 491 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,370 Business is bad even in good weather. 492 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:52,535 Yes, well, this time of the year, a little rain can be expected. 493 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:01,642 Um... 494 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,182 Is something wrong, dear? 495 00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:07,916 No, no. 496 00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,085 Then we'll say goodnight, Miss Durban. 497 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:11,856 Good night. 498 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,357 (LOUD THUD) 499 00:38:37,582 --> 00:38:39,345 So, this is the American agent. 500 00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:41,146 HERCULES: I caught him snooping around. 501 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:43,153 He had the plans. 502 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,286 He's seen the plans. 503 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:49,918 It really doesn't matter what he's seen, does it? 504 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,224 We can't do anything to him here. 505 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:53,787 I agree. 506 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:56,210 Have two of your men drive him into the mountains. Immediately. 507 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,896 Make sure he has an accident. 508 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:01,165 Right. 509 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:38,940 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 510 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,944 (SNAPS) 511 00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:49,483 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 512 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:12,205 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 513 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,513 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 514 00:42:53,838 --> 00:42:57,774 Radar tracking system on. Target air velocity. 515 00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:02,870 2150. 516 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:16,090 Steve! 517 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:25,959 Range, 16 miles. 518 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:27,698 Mark. 519 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,834 Where's the giant ape? 520 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:31,875 Why? 521 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,103 I saw the plans. 522 00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:35,645 This whole carnival is a surface-to-air missile launcher. 523 00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:37,943 The control center is somewhere near a giant ape. 524 00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:38,947 Where is it? 525 00:43:39,016 --> 00:43:41,007 What is this craziness about missiles? 526 00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:44,054 Look, that centrifuge is a launching arm. 527 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:47,114 The carousel, it's a radar dish. 528 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,626 And the calypso is a generator. 529 00:43:50,695 --> 00:43:52,822 This whole thing was a big joke, wasn't it? 530 00:43:52,897 --> 00:43:55,092 First, your Uncle Walter... Steve! 531 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:59,596 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 532 00:44:18,589 --> 00:44:22,525 Get me down from here! Let it down! 533 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,561 Where's that ape? 534 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:31,662 Never mind, it's too late for that. 535 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:36,703 Guidance system on. 536 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:45,443 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 537 00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:02,460 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 538 00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:22,584 (METAL CREAKING) 539 00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:28,151 And... now! 540 00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:38,365 Where's the giant ape? 541 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,836 A Laugh In The Dark. 542 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,570 Five seconds to impact... four... 543 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:50,841 three... two.... 544 00:45:54,852 --> 00:45:56,319 It missed! 545 00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:59,185 Impossible! 546 00:45:59,724 --> 00:46:04,127 The launch angle is 1/16 of an inch off Professor Rau's setting! Did you alter it? 547 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:06,755 No, no, no! It must be a malfunction. 548 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:09,322 Reset and fire the back-up missile. 549 00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:21,238 Stop him! 550 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:25,714 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 551 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,755 How do you turn this thing off? 552 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,621 What? I said how do you turn this thing off? 553 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:11,025 Thank you. Let's get out of here. 554 00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,531 (TIRES SCREECH) 555 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:15,550 Well, good evening, Professor. 556 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,356 Mr. Goldman. I was just on my way out. 557 00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:21,193 Yes, we have a driver waiting to take you to the airport. 558 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:24,792 Airport? I'm going to the final session of the convention. 559 00:48:24,869 --> 00:48:27,064 Change of plans, Professor. 560 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,778 But I'm scheduled to give a major address. 561 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:33,139 I've notified the committee you've had another "heart attack". 562 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:34,939 I'm being arrested? 563 00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:38,140 Deported. We've already arrested your carnival people. 564 00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:40,615 They'll keep the courts busy for years. 565 00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,652 This is barbaric. I am a scientist. 566 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,187 One of the best, Professor. 567 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,780 Oh, excuse me. You haven't met Colonel Austin. 568 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:48,168 Colonel Steve Austin, Professor Rau. 569 00:48:48,192 --> 00:48:51,923 I will protest... Colonel Austin? 570 00:48:51,996 --> 00:48:53,520 It's an honor to meet you, Professor. 571 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,065 This is Colonel Austin? 572 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,691 I'm one of your greatest admirers. 573 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,759 That carnival weapon system of yours... 574 00:48:59,837 --> 00:49:01,848 Oh, I don't pretend to understand it because I don't. 575 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:03,772 This is not the Colonel Austin... 576 00:49:03,841 --> 00:49:05,809 But our scientists will figure it out. 577 00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:07,087 They're working on it right now. 578 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:08,908 That's why we're going to keep it, Professor. 579 00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:11,140 I'm sure you understand. 580 00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:14,207 Mr. Goldman... 581 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:20,053 I suppose you know what will happen to me when I get back home? 582 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:24,117 Going down, Professor? 583 00:49:39,243 --> 00:49:42,212 (END THEME MUSIC) 583 00:49:43,305 --> 00:49:49,436 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 43140

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