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Let's move on to new business.
Have you taken care of McBain?
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Don't worry, Senator Mendoza. By now
our dear friend has met with a...
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...shall we say,
unfortunate accident?
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Great. With McBain out of the way,
nothing can stop us!
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Any more new business?
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-Only your death!
-McBain!
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McBain!
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Meeting adjourned.
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-$2.50 for this?
-What a gyp!
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You broke up that meeting.
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Now I'm thinking about holding
another meeting in bed.
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Oh, McBain!
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I want to see the manager!
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-The screen's small!
-The floor's sticky!
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-The subplot felt tacked on.
-We demand a refund!
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-It's not our policy.
-I'll policy you!
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-Don't have a heart attack, old dude.
-Don't you tell me...
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...what to do, you...
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...young whipper...
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...snapper!
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Thanks for nuclear power, which is yet
to cause a single proven fatality...
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-...at least in this country. Amen.
-Very nicely said.
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-Bart ate during the blessing!
-You opened your eyes.
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-Eating is worse.
-Is not!
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-Is too!
-Is not!
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One more word and
Bart gets no cartoons...
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...and Lisa can't go to college!
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-Dad!
-Not one word!
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-Knock it off.
-We didn't talk.
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-Not a word.
-No panto-ma-mine, either.
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-Telephone, Homer. It's the hospital.
-The hospital? Hello?
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Oh, my God!
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I'm happy to say that he
only had a mild arrhythmia.
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Mild! There wasn't anything
mild about it!
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Now get back
to the pharmacy, you quack!
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With that feisty attitude,
you'll bury us all, Grampa Simpson.
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-Pull your chair closer, my son.
-What is it, Dad?
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Not that close!
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Homer, that heart attack made me
realize that I'm going to die someday.
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Oh, Dad! You and your imagination.
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There's something I think you
should know. You have a half-brother.
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A half-brother?
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It all happened while
I was courting your mother.
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I was checking out the skirts at
the carnival when I first saw her.
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Hey, handsome, wanna dunk the clown?
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She did things your mother would
never do. Like have sex for money.
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A year later,
the carnival came back...
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...and she had
a little surprise for me.
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We left the baby at the Shelbyville
orphanage, and I never saw him again.
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A year later, I married your mother
and we had you.
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I want Homer to grow up
respecting his father.
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He must never know about
that carnival incident.
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-Promise you won't tell.
-I promise.
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Forget what I just told you.
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-Why are you blubbering?
-This makes me feel special.
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Since I'm the one you kept,
it means you really love me.
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-Interesting theory.
-I'm going to find my brother.
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If I have to move heaven and earth,
I'm going to find him!
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Yeah, right. Good luck.
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A long-Iost half-brother.
How Dickensian!
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Know where this bastard lives?
His parents aren't married.
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-It's the correct word, isn't it?
-He's got us there.
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-Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!
-Bart!
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-Bart!
-Bastard!
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2-1 -4-8, this is it.
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-Excuse me, is this an orphanage?
-You're a little late.
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-They tore that down 30 years ago.
-Thirty years! I'll never find him!
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I'm doomed to walk through
this life alone.
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Oh, brother, where art thou?
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-Easy. They moved across the street.
-Sorry.
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I know how you feel.
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I've spent years searching
for my long-Iost twin brother--
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Yeah, but we're looking
for my brother today.
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Can you tell me his name?
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Our records state the Powells
adopted him and named him Herbert.
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Herbert Powell, great!
Where can I find him?
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Sorry, I'm not allowed to say.
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Please! This is my life
we're talking about here!
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I do sympathize
with your situation, Mr. Simpson.
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Your brother could be anywhere,
even Detroit.
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I know he could be anywhere!
Narrow it down, please!
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If you ask me...
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...the city of brotherly love
isn't Philadelphia, it's Detroit.
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Changing the subject makes you a
worthless excuse for a human being--
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Read between the lines, you fool!
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I get it! Here's 20 bucks. Now, will
you tell me where my brother lives?
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-I don't--
-Take it and tell me!
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-He lives in Detroit.
-Fine. Thank you.
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Let's see, Powell....
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"Pomerantz." "Poole."
"Popkin." "Potter."
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"Quigley." "Quimby." "Randolph."
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Oops, too far.
Here it is, "Powell"!
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-Any luck?
-No.
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I called all three
Herbert Powells, nothing.
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Well, you want to try
that H. Powell?
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"H" ! Of course!
That could stand for Herbert!
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It's a long shot, but--
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Is this H. Powell
of Detroit, Michigan?
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By any chance does the "H" stand
for Herbert?
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The "H" stands for Herbert!
Herb, were you adopted?
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-From the Shelbyville Orphanage?
-How did you know?
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Because I'm your baby brother, Homer!
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-Hello? Hello? Stupid phone!
-Knock it off! I'm here!
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-I was silent due to emotion.
-Sorry.
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We need to meet.
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Grab a plane to Springfield.
We got a couch that folds out--
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I'll tell you what,
why don't you come here?
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-Are we there yet?
-Just a little further.
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-We there yet?
-Just a little further!
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If you don't behave
we'll turn around and go home.
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-But, Marge, I want to see my brother!
-Homer, it's an empty threat.
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Did you know you were going--?
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Sorry, sir, I didn't know it was you.
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That's okay. Carry on.
See the way I handled that, Marge?
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-What are you doing here?
-What does it look like?
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We're losing to the Japanese. Why?
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-Unfair trade practices?
-Mushy one-worlders in Washington?
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-Some gypsy curse?
-I'm tired of excuses!
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-Why did I hire Harvard idiots?
-You went there.
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But Mommy and Daddy didn't pay my way!
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I had to work,
washing your dishes and toilets!
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I remember you.
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-What's the name for our new car?
-You'll love this. The Persephone!
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Persephone?
What the hell kind of name is that?
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She was the Greek goddess
of spring and rebirth.
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She was carried off to Hades
where she ate six pomegranate s--
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People don't want cars named
after hungry, old, Greek broads!
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They want names like Mustang
and Cheetah, vicious animal names.
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The problem is, you've forgotten
your roots! What are your roots?
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I guess they extend to
when the Angles met the Saxons.
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When white met bread.
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What are your roots?
What can they teach us?
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I have no roots.
All I know is that...
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...I'm just a Ionely guy.
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-What was he so upset about?
-Good Lord.
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Marge, this can't
be the right address.
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-Hello, in there.
-Homer?
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-Herb?
-You look just like--
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Except you got a little more--
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And a little less--
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God, I feel so--
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-Herbert!
-Homer!
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-Welcome to my home, brother.
-Holy moly! The bastard's rich!
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Herb, allow me to introduce my family.
This is my wife, Marge.
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-You old dog, she's gorgeous!
-Thank you.
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Our three children,
Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
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-Hello, sir.
-Hello.
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-All born in wedlock?
-Yes, but Bart was a close call.
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Lisa, are you the hell-raiser
your father told me about?
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-No, I can assure you I'm not.
-I'm the hell-raiser.
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-Do you want to hold the baby?
-I don't know how.
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Oh, what's to know?
Just dive in. Catch!
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God, that new-baby smell.
Homer, you're the richest man I know.
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I feel the same about you.
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I want you to make yourselves at home.
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Any time you're hungry, day or night,
Cook will make you anything you want.
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-Even pork chops?
-Absolutely. We've a tennis court--
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If I want pork chops in the middle
of the night, he'll fry them up?
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Sure. That's what he's paid for.
If you need towels--
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Wait! Let me see if I got this right.
It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m...
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-...there's a rumble in my belly--
-Homer!
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-You sure love pork chops!
-He sure does, Uncle Herb.
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"Uncle Herb" sounds so formal. Do you
think you could call me "Unky Herb"?
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-No problemo, Unky Herb.
-He's adorable. My nephew's adorable.
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-Marco!
-Polo.
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Will you kids shut up?
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So, Marge, a little about yourself.
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I met Homer in high school. We married
and had three beautiful children.
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Wow, we have so much
catching up to do.
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I just told you
pretty much everything.
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-Watch me dive!
-Okay, we're watching!
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I hope we're not spoiling them.
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-You weren't watching!
-You didn't see!
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A millionaire!
I kept the wrong one.
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I'll come as soon
as I can leave here.
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In the meantime,
please don't do anything stupid.
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Can I spit over the side?
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I love this kid.
Hawk your brains out.
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Got him!
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Cook? Sorry to bother you,
but I got a hankering for--
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That's right! With applesauce.
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-Pick out any one you want.
-You sure you want to give me a car?
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You know what they cost me? There's
maybe $40 worth of steel in them.
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-Okay, I'd like a big one then.
-We don't have a big one.
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-Why not?
-Americans don't want big cars.
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-Give me one with lots of pep.
-Our cars don't have pep.
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00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:20,044
-Why not?
-Americans want good mileage.
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Tell the nice man
what country you come from.
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-America.
-You hear that, morons?
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This is why we're getting killed!
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Instead of listening,
you're telling people what they want.
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-I need your help.
-You do?
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Yeah. I want you
to help me design a car.
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A car for all
the Homer Simpsons out there.
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-I want to pay you $200,000 a year!
-And I want to let you!
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Homer, meet my team of engineers.
They're gonna build your car.
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-Hi, team.
-This project is our top priority.
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I don't want to see anything
till it's finished.
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But, sir--
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Direct all your questions
to Mr. Simpson...
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...the man with the vision. He'll bust
this company out of its rut.
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He'll change American
transportation forever!
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-So, what kind of car would you like?
-I don't know.
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Whatever you kids want
to do today, tell me.
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-Oh, dear.
-I want a pony ride.
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-I want a boat ride.
-Pony ride!
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-Boat ride!
-Pony ride!
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Ahoy, mateys!
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-Kids are so easy to please.
-I hope we're not spoiling them.
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-What's that?
-The onboard computer.
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All right.
What's that?
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-Your brother told you to help us.
-Yeah, he did.
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-Why don't you get us some coffee?
-Okay.
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Batting ninth, Unky Herb!
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-Oh, boy.
-How's your car coming?
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We're putting in an onboard something
and rack-and-peanut steering....
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00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:18,716
Homer, you didn't ask for
rack-and-pinion steering, did you?
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I think I did.
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How could you ask for it?
You don't know what it is.
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-May I be excused?
-No. You know why I gave you this job?
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-You think I'm a genius?
-No, not that.
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-You think I'm dynamic?
-I don't think so.
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-You think I work well with others?
-No.
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It's because you're an average schmo.
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-All you need is self-confidence.
-Unky Herb, I don't know--
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Listen to me. From now on, before you
say anything, say to yourself:
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"If nothing else, I'm sure of this!"
228
00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:56,211
-Understand?
-Sort of.
229
00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:57,538
-Homer!
-What?
230
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,472
-Answer with self-confidence.
-Sort of!
231
00:17:00,681 --> 00:17:03,353
Now go get them!
232
00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:06,935
I want a place in this car
to put my drink!
233
00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:10,906
-Sir, the car has a beverage holder.
-Hello, Einstein!
234
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,406
I said a place to put my drink.
235
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:17,751
The Super Slakers they sell
at K wik-E-Marts are this big!
236
00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:20,681
-Very big beverage holder.
-I'm not done!
237
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:25,522
The little ball you put on the aerial
so you can find your car.
238
00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:27,152
Little ball.
239
00:17:27,362 --> 00:17:31,780
Some things are so snazzy they never
go out of style. Tail fins...
240
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:35,411
-...and bubble domes....
-I gotta call the boss.
241
00:17:35,713 --> 00:17:39,929
Hello. Well, you know what?
I'm glad you're nervous...
242
00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:43,636
...because that means we're
on the right track.
243
00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:51,277
All right! This is what you're
gonna do. Hang up and call me back.
244
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:56,538
Say the exact opposite of everything
you just said. Kids, come here.
245
00:17:56,757 --> 00:18:00,759
-What is it?
-Hear what the guys think of your dad.
246
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:05,184
-Hello.
-Homer Simpson is a brilliant man...
247
00:18:05,442 --> 00:18:09,314
... with lots of well-thought-out,
practical ideas.
248
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:13,287
He's ensuring the financial security
of this company.
249
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:17,497
Oh, yes, and his personal hygiene
is above reproach.
250
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,013
-Our dad's the greatest!
-Homer, I'm impressed!
251
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,012
Pretty good, huh?
252
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:27,939
Put a horn here, here and here.
I can't find it when I'm mad.
253
00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:32,070
-And they should play "La Cucaracha."
-Can do.
254
00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:35,455
Sometimes the kids
are in the back hollering.
255
00:18:35,672 --> 00:18:38,879
There must be
something we can do about that.
256
00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:41,091
A built-in video game?
257
00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:44,230
You're fired!
What are we paying you for?
258
00:18:44,441 --> 00:18:49,654
A separate soundproof dome for
the kids? With restraints and muzzles.
259
00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:52,445
Bull's-eye! And when I
gun the motor...
260
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:57,132
...I want people to think the world
is coming to an end!
261
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,175
The mouse is named Itchy
and the cat is Scratchy.
262
00:19:02,395 --> 00:19:05,067
-They hate each other.
-They express it.
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00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,350
Good.
264
00:19:22,479 --> 00:19:26,813
To think I wasted my life
in boardrooms and meetings.
265
00:19:27,072 --> 00:19:29,744
I could have been watching cartoons!
266
00:19:29,995 --> 00:19:33,664
This old fool's wasted his life.
267
00:19:46,237 --> 00:19:50,703
-Do you miss the Antarctic?
-Now this is spoiling them.
268
00:19:53,377 --> 00:19:54,956
No.
269
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:08,315
Ladies and gentlemen,
esteemed stockholders...
270
00:20:08,576 --> 00:20:12,114
...members of the press,
Your Holiness.
271
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:17,506
Tonight we are going
to witness automotive history.
272
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,214
Whatever Homer wants...
273
00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:24,021
All my life, I've looked
for a car that feels right.
274
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,193
...Homer gets
275
00:20:26,405 --> 00:20:30,241
Powerful like a gorilla,
yet soft like a Nerf ball.
276
00:20:30,455 --> 00:20:31,999
Now I've found it.
277
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:38,846
Presenting the car designed
for the average man...
278
00:20:39,098 --> 00:20:40,891
...the Homer!
279
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:50,285
-Questions?
-What does this monstrosity cost?
280
00:20:50,539 --> 00:20:54,243
Jerry, what's the sticker price?
281
00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:57,218
$82,000!
282
00:20:57,470 --> 00:21:02,434
This monstrosity costs $82,000?
283
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:06,193
What have I done?
I mean, the zoo was fun...
284
00:21:06,447 --> 00:21:08,941
...but I'm ruined!
285
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,882
-Bye, Unky Herb.
-Goodbye, Herb.
286
00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:23,524
Because of me, you lost your business,
your home and all your possessions.
287
00:21:23,775 --> 00:21:28,692
Maybe you'd have been better off
if I'd never come into your life.
288
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:31,874
Maybe I'd have been better off?
Maybe?
289
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:35,962
You sponge-head,
of course I'd have been better off!
290
00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:40,475
As far as I'm concerned,
I have no brother!
291
00:21:40,895 --> 00:21:43,852
Maybe he said that
to make conversation.
292
00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:49,150
His life was an unbridled success
until he found out he was a Simpson.
293
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:56,164
I'm here! Where's that millionaire
chip off the old block I call sonny?
294
00:21:56,385 --> 00:21:59,723
Get in, Dad.
I'll explain on the way home.
295
00:21:59,976 --> 00:22:03,147
I knew you'd blow it!
296
00:22:05,112 --> 00:22:07,154
-Dad?
-What is it, boy?
297
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,528
I thought your car was cool.
298
00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:13,701
Thanks, boy. I was
waiting for someone to say that.
9999
00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,000
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