Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{1}23.978 {1417}{1503}-Is it done yet?|-It will be ready in 8 seconds. {1508}{1613}Isn't there anything faster than|a microwave? Four. Three. {1619}{1685}Two. One. Bing! {1690}{1721}We have meat loaf! {1726}{1777}Get it while it's hot, kids. {1835}{1924}I've got a dried-out end piece with|your name on it. {1937}{2060}Thursday. Meat loaf night. As it was,|is now, and ever shall be. {2065}{2155}-Get to the point.|-You want me to be open-minded... {2160}{2282}-...try new things, live life--|-Who said that? Nobody wants that. {2287}{2369}-Shut up!|-Tomorrow night it would be nice... {2375}{2471}-...to go out for dinner.|-Friday? Pork chop night? {2476}{2575}We haven't missed pork chop night|since the pig scare in '87! {2580}{2724}Pork chops. From cradle to grave,|etched in stone-- {2729}{2818}-Where do you wanna go?|-Anywhere but hamburgers or pizza. {2822}{2862}Fine! We'll go to Mars! {2868}{2945}-There's a new sushi place on Elm St.|-Sushi? {2949}{3050}Maybe this is a playground thing,|but isn't that raw fish? {3056}{3157}The playground has the facts right|but missed the point. {3161}{3241}-Sushi is considered a delicacy.|-Can we try it? {3247}{3310}-No.|-This argument humiliates us both. {3315}{3412}If I said no the first time,|would I say yes the second time? {3418}{3485}-Maybe on the ninety-ninth time.|-Try me. {3492}{3533}-Please, Dad?|-No! {3538}{3596}-Please, Dad?|-No! {3604}{3642}-Please, Dad?|-Okay! {3775}{3902}Don't be alarmed.|They were saying hello. {3907}{3946}Okay. Hello! {3962}{4042}This is our karaoke bar.|Now it is empty... {4047}{4138}...but soon it will be full|of drunken Japanese businessmen. {4143}{4211}I am Akira. May I take your order? {4216}{4319}What do you suggest for a family|unsure about being here? {4325}{4422}Sushi Surprise, a bit of everything.|Very non-threatening. {4428}{4471}-I'll have one.|-Make it two. {4478}{4577}Akira, I'd like two sharks,|an octopus and an eel. {4581}{4686}-Do you have killer giant squid?|-Not today. Sir? {4690}{4779}It's hard to choose. It all looks|so terrible. {4784}{4877}Bring me one of these,|one of these and one of those. {5080}{5125}-What do you think?|-No! {5130}{5226}The squid looks like it's been|hacked by a blind woodsman. {5232}{5317}Hang your head in shame. {5444}{5515}Good thing I'm open-minded. {5547}{5596}Not bad. Interesting! {5601}{5678}I'll try this little pink one here. {5683}{5727}Very good! And another one. {5732}{5802}Oh, boy! This fish is delish! {5885}{5961}Hi, my name is Richie Sakai. {5969}{6031}I am an anesthesiologist. {6036}{6146}I'd like to dedicate this song|to my wife, Patty. {6447}{6519}-And two of these things.|-Two uni. {6524}{6610}I don't believe I've tried|the flying fish roll. {6615}{6687}-I recommend the raw quail egg.|-You're the doctor! {7167}{7291}There's gotta be something|I haven't tried. What's this? Fugu! {7295}{7395}It's blowfish, sir.|But I should warn you that one-- {7400}{7478}Come on, pal. Fugu me! {7887}{7975}-She's here! Cover for me.|-One fugu. {7988}{8127}-Not fugu. If it's cut improperly--|-Yes, it's poisonous, maybe fatal. {8132}{8253}-But cut properly, it's quite tasty.|-I must get the master. {8327}{8412}Oh, Miss Krabappel,|your hair smells so... {8433}{8513}-...clean.|-You're needed in the kitchen. {8518}{8628}-I said cover for me, damn it!|-Master, we need your skilled hands. {8633}{8733}My skilled hands are busy! You do it! {8835}{8913}Poison. Poison. Tasty fish! {8980}{9106}-Concentrate. Concentrate.|-I want fugu! {9172}{9263}Fan-fugu-tastic! {9543}{9601}Beautiful language, isn't it? {9612}{9691}-Don't eat another bite.|-I couldn't possibly. {9697}{9827}I shall be blunt. We have reason|to believe you've eaten poison. {9832}{9914}Poison! What should I do?|Tell me quick! {9918}{10018}Don't panic. There's a map|to the hospital on the menu. {10069}{10153}"Try something new.|How can it hurt you, Homer?" {10158}{10210}Never heard of a poisoned|pork chop! {10214}{10277}Your wife agreed I should tell you. {10281}{10374}No need, doc.|I can read Marge like a book. {10389}{10479}-It's good news, isn't it?|-No, Mr. Simpson. {10485}{10612}If you have consumed blowfish venom,|and the chef said it's probable... {10617}{10724}-...you have 24 hours to live.|-24 hours? {10728}{10803}Well, 22. I'm sorry|I kept you waiting. {10808}{10900}-I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die!|-I know. {10905}{11023}One consolation is that you'll feel|no pain until tomorrow evening... {11029}{11082}...when your heart explodes. {11087}{11193}Death anxiety is normal.|Expect to go through five stages. {11198}{11259}-First, denial.|-No way! I'm not dying! {11265}{11332}-The second is anger.|-Why, you little--! {11337}{11414}-After that comes fear.|-What's after fear? {11420}{11493}-Bargaining.|-You gotta get me out of this. {11498}{11584}-Finally, acceptance.|-We all gotta go sometime. {11590}{11675}Your progress astounds me.|I'll leave you two alone. {11680}{11751}Perhaps this pamphlet|will be helpful. {11755}{11831}"So You're Going to Die." {12012}{12129}Hello, Marge. Hello!|I'm the one dying, not you. {12147}{12194}I'm sorry, Homer. {12215}{12334}-Have you thought of what to tell them?|-Nothing, it'll just upset them. {12339}{12432}I want my last hours of family life|to be happy ones. {12440}{12523}-You know what you wanna do tomorrow?|-Almost. {12594}{12632}Oh, good! {12642}{12697}I'm not done yet, Marge. {12707}{12824}What's that word you use|for when you and I...? {12829}{12867}When we're intimate? {12872}{12919}"Be intimate with Marge." {12934}{12985}Can I make one suggestion? {12992}{13075}Can we get up early and watch|the sunrise together? {13079}{13168}"Watch the sunrise." {13183}{13307}Till 6 a.m., my dearest darling,|on my last day on Earth. {13572}{13641}11:30! That's just great! {13646}{13749}-Why did you let me sleep late?|-You looked so peaceful. {13754}{13870}There will be plenty of time for that!|I got tons of stuff to do! {13880}{13958}"Have man-to-man with Bart." {13994}{14057}-Come here, boy.|-Oh, man. {14100}{14193}I wanna have a heart-to-heart talk! {14199}{14269}After me, you're the man|around the house. {14274}{14315}So you have to help out-- {14322}{14399}Lisa never lifts a finger.|Go yell at her! {14404}{14527}Shut up! This is good stuff.|I wanna share something with you. {14533}{14610}The three sentences to|get you through life. {14616}{14731}Number one: Cover for me.|Number two: Oh, good idea, boss! {14735}{14807}Three: It was like that|when I got here. {14812}{14886}-This is good stuff.|-Let's learn how to shave. {14891}{15009}Finally, the little spot|under your nose. {15013}{15089}Next, we take some toilet paper... {15094}{15193}...tear off some little squares|and stick one there... {15198}{15307}...and there, and any place|you're bleeding. There. {15312}{15375}The blood will hold it|on your face. {15380}{15441}And now, some aftershave. {15548}{15591}You son of a--! {15608}{15646}And that's how we shave. {15708}{15770}-You little--|-It was like that when I got here! {15774}{15831}That's my boy! {15835}{15928}"Listen to Lisa play her sax." {15967}{16033}Want me to cut out|this infernal racket? {16039}{16086}-Let me hear you play.|-Why? {16091}{16215}Does a father have to explain?|Let's just share your gift, okay? {16508}{16566}That's more like it! {16639}{16738}Oh, I want to be in that rumba {16743}{16846}When the saints go over there {16855}{16890}Oh, over there! {17060}{17133}"Make videotape for Maggie." {17158}{17234}What a surprise!|We were just pulling taffy. {17239}{17333}-The fun never stops here, does it?|-No, sirree bob! {17338}{17447}-Flanders, can I borrow the camcorder?|-Okey-dokel! {17457}{17556}Why don't you guys come over for|a barbecue tomorrow? {17561}{17624}-No, thanks.|-We have a propane beauty... {17629}{17671}-...in the backyard.|-No. {17676}{17778}-It's crying out to cook up good food!|-Flanders, I said-- {17783}{17949}Tomorrow? Sure! What the hey?|I'd love to come to your barbecue. {17956}{18085}I'll even bring the thickest, juiciest|T-bones you've ever seen. {18100}{18129}Sounds terrif! {18135}{18213}The joke's on him!|I'll be dead by then. {18219}{18281}I am trying to....|Is that it? {18316}{18452}This is a videotape|for my daughter, Maggie. Hey, Maggie! {18458}{18573}I'm speaking to you|from beyond the grave. {18591}{18692}Hope that didn't scare you.|Maggie, you're grown-up now. {18697}{18802}Unless you taped over this,|you probably wonder about your dad. {18807}{18916}He was a simple, kind and gentle man|who loved his children and-- D'oh! {18964}{19052}Hello? Yeah, he's here.|Who is this? Milhouse? {19056}{19106}Bart! Get your butt down here! {19256}{19333}-Dad!|-It's you. What do you want? {19338}{19423}-We've never been close, have we?|-Not to my knowledge. {19428}{19505}Never went fishing,|played catch or hugged. {19509}{19574}We never danced|the hootchy-koo either. {19579}{19675}I just want you to know|that I love you, Dad! {19679}{19726}-You do?|-Uh-huh. {19731}{19802}Oh, son, I love you too! {19806}{19844}How about a hug? {19848}{19880}-Dad!|-Sonny boy! {19884}{19916}-Papa!|-Junior! {19920}{19953}My old man. {19960}{20002}I gotta go. {20008}{20087}No! We've got a lot|of catching up to do. {20092}{20137}How about we go fishing? {20143}{20223}Gee. If I wasn't|on such a tight schedule.... {20277}{20331}Let's get some worms. {20445}{20511}Well, no time for that. {20587}{20654}I really wanted to do that one. {20736}{20788}Gee, Dad, hog my last moments. {20793}{20865}Just a quick game of hacky sack. {20912}{21053}-I love you, son!|-The old guy's a little love-starved. {21060}{21145}Move, you hunk of junk!|Gotta make up for lost time! {21151}{21182}D'oh! {21261}{21365}I'm sorry. I know I was going|too fast. Just give me a ticket. {21371}{21424}-Beg your pardon?|-The ticket! {21430}{21551}-That sounded like an order.|-I pay my taxes. They pay your salary. {21556}{21670}When I say give me a ticket,|just give me a ticket! {21677}{21802}-Maybe we don't wanna give it to you.|-Maybe we wanna haul your butt in. {21829}{21912}Look what else|your tax dollars pay for. {22141}{22203}That's sort of nice.|What are you in for? {22208}{22241}Atmosphere. {22255}{22319}Okay, Flash. You get one phone call. {22353}{22444}I can't call Marge.|It's our last day together. {22450}{22547}I can't drag her into this mess.|I'll call Barney. {22598}{22678}Nobody's here! Nobody's here! {22682}{22757}Damn those answering machine tapes! {22779}{22867}Thanks! I just wasted my only|call on your stupid-- {22872}{22929}I'm home! I'm home! {22935}{22984}-Hi!|-Help me. I'm in jail. {22990}{23139}You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window.|Hey, neighbor! I can see you! {23148}{23247}-Get over here. Bring 50 bucks for bail!|-50 bucks? {23253}{23311}What did you do? Kill a judge? {23319}{23386}Where am I gonna get 50 bucks? {23440}{23498}Pizza! {23583}{23682}-Why are we all dressed up?|-Sometimes it's fun to dress up. {23686}{23792}-Why are we using the good china?|-Sometimes it's fun to use it. {23797}{23869}-Why candles?|-Sometimes candles are fun. {23873}{23954}-Why wait for Dad?|-Because we love him... {23958}{24081}-...and we enjoy his company.|-Why are we really waiting for Dad? {24111}{24185}Forty-eight dollars|and 70 cents. {24191}{24248}We don't usually take rusty money. {24274}{24432}You're dying and you wouldn't even|stop to have a beer with your buddies? {24449}{24592}It was on my list with a lot of other|things I didn't get to do today. {24597}{24633}Hey, my boss! {24638}{24727}Check out the luscious pair|on that redhead. {24731}{24826}-That's it, baby. Work those ankles!|-Ring-a-ding-ding, sir. {24832}{24931}-Burns! Eat my shorts!|-Who the sam hill was that? {24936}{25032}It's Homer Simpson. One of the schmoes|from sector 7-G. {25037}{25139}I want him in my office at 9:00,|Monday morning. {25144}{25205}We'll see who eats whose shorts. {25226}{25347}Of all the luck. I almost died without|telling the boss to eat my shorts. {25352}{25495}Oh, Homer. Come on! You've got|time for one last beer. Please! {25540}{25605}I gotta call Marge. {25640}{25704}Moe's Tavern.|Birthplace of the Rob Roy. {25710}{25811}-Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.|-Just a sec. {25817}{25913}Hey, is there a Butts here?|A Seymour Butts? {25918}{26034}Hey, everybody. I wanna Seymour Butts! {26039}{26076}Wait a minute. {26081}{26139}You scum-sucking pus bucket! {26144}{26278}When I get you, I'm gonna pull out|your eyeballs with a corkscrew! {26305}{26415}It was busy.|Moe, another last beer, please. {26463}{26544}Guys, keep it down.|I've got some last words. {26550}{26687}I never told you, but sometimes when|I'm at work, I think of you and smile. {26692}{26806}So often I think that-- Oh, words|won't do it. I love you, Moe! {26810}{26843}Not in public! {26850}{26917}-You'd better be dying!|-I love you! {26922}{27038}-How European!|-Come on! I gotta get home! {27084}{27187}-Faster! Faster!|-I'm twirling as fast as I can! {27231}{27345}I can't wait any longer.|Hold on, Marge. I'm coming home! {27485}{27535}Where can he be? {27541}{27624}Marge! Marge! {27674}{27759}I don't have an explan--|Love you, love you, love you! {27770}{27842}I wrote a poem for you|this afternoon. {27847}{27916}-It's called, "To a Husband."|-Okay. {27949}{27988}The clouds are forming {27993}{28027}Give me a break. {28031}{28114}Soon the rain will fall|My dear one is departing {28119}{28265}But first, please heed this call|That always will I love you {28270}{28348}My one, my love, my all {28355}{28397}That was beautiful! {28759}{28857}Goodbye, Maggie.|Stay as sweet as you are. {28910}{29018}Goodbye, Lisa.|I know you'll make me proud. {29079}{29191}Goodbye, Bart.|I like your sheets. {29290}{29340}The Good Book. {29347}{29382}On tape? {29387}{29456}Oh, it's read by Larry King. {29539}{29661}I'm Larry King. In the beginning,|God created the heaven and the earth. {29667}{29717}The earth was without.... {29722}{29810}--begat Phinehas.|Phinehas begat Abishua. {29822}{29879}--begat Ahimaaz. Ahimaaz begat-- {29889}{29981}Amariah begets Ahitub.|Ahitub begets-- {30028}{30161}And he shall turn the heart|of the fathers to the children. {30167}{30245}Lest I come and smite the earth|with a curse. {30249}{30363}That's it. Duke Zeibert's standing by.|We'll get some matzo ball soup. {30368}{30472}I love the Spurs. If you're betting,|they're gonna win it all. {30478}{30550}I guess there's nothing more|to say but-- {30775}{30858}Homer? Homer? {30981}{31050}Oh, Homer. {31055}{31108}Homer. {31148}{31236}His drool, it's warm! {31274}{31352}He's alive! Homer! Homer, wake up! {31357}{31408}-You're alive!|-Stop it! {31413}{31493}-Wake up! You're alive!|-What are you talking about? {31498}{31549}-You're alive!|-I'm alive! {31555}{31626}I'm alive!|And I couldn't be happier! {31652}{31742}From now on, I vow|to live life to its fullest! {31821}{31903}-Three in a row!|-Let's see that again. {31910}{32001}-Here we go.|-Excellent wrist action. {32006}{32132}It was just about to go into|the gutter and made a nice spin. {32346}{32442}Well, if he makes this,|he'll be down by 40 pins. {32447}{32492}The match is far from over. {32498}{32606}Yes, it is, but his approach|has been wrong from the beginning. {32614}{32723}He's erratic. He tends to explode. {32877}{32989}-In Illinois.|-Actually, that was Michigan. {32995}{33138}Well, he's stepping up now.|He needs to get at least a spare. 15649