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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:49,000 Let's go, go. Hurry man!! 2 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:58,042 Was that the tyre!!? - No, he's shooting at me! Hurry up!! 3 00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,542 Start the car. 4 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:02,833 Hurry up. Move, move! 5 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:05,000 It's not the starting. Push the car. 6 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,125 Hang on. There we go! 7 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:14,167 What's happening? Who's he? Who are you? 8 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,833 I'm just simple man. Please save me! 9 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:20,208 Then why is he shooting at you? - I don't know. 10 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,750 Dube, is this some mafia nonsense? 11 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,167 The dons are dangerous. 12 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:25,875 I'll get screwed along with you! 13 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:28,500 See that jeep behind us - Please go in that! 14 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:30,667 Is that him? 15 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,833 Oh God! 16 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:42,667 Dear Lord! Hey, do you know the hanuman prayer? 17 00:02:44,042 --> 00:02:46,167 Gaytri mantra? - I don't. 18 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,792 Dude, sing any hymn you know! 19 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,708 "Now I lay me down to sleep" 20 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,625 We're dead meat! 21 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,875 "If I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take" 22 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:56,625 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 23 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:03,167 Go way! Don't follow me! You'll get me killed. 24 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:06,250 Shoo! Get lost! - Please buddy! 25 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:09,458 Get lost from here! - Please brother. 26 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:12,000 I told you not to follow me. 27 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:18,000 Run away from here! 28 00:03:46,917 --> 00:03:51,708 Whoa! You again? Buzz off! 29 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:54,500 Please... taxi! Please... don't leave me, taxi. 30 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:02,917 Quick. Call the police. 31 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,708 Good morning, sir. Welcome, Some tea? 32 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,458 Here... 33 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:15,000 How's life Ghanshyam? 34 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:16,917 You? Here? 35 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,125 Call your wife tell her you've been kidnapped. 36 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:22,708 Two million - Cash. Got it? 37 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:23,833 But. 38 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:27,958 You borrowed money; you didn't return it on time. 39 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:34,500 Circuit, I'd said "point the gun" 40 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:38,083 Not shoot all over Mumbai. What if someone got hurt? 41 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:39,875 Why are you tense? 42 00:04:39,958 --> 00:04:42,625 They're fake bullets... they just sting! 43 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:46,500 Hey, Flo jo... 44 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:52,875 At this range even a fake bullet can do the job! What? 45 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:54,750 Who are you people? 46 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:58,333 We're social workers, 'loan default prevention specialists'. 47 00:04:58,417 --> 00:05:02,375 You owe him 2 million; pay up. Go home. 48 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:07,792 But Manilal, you know I paid your brother in time. 49 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:11,667 My brother swindled half the city and fled to Dubai. 50 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:17,542 I don't care what deal you guys had. - I want my money. 51 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:19,625 But it was you who asked me to pay him!! 52 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:23,333 I don't care! I want my money back. 53 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:26,667 Hang on... you paid back his brother? 54 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:29,417 Yes. Ask him. - What does he care? 55 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,000 Quiet? 56 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:38,417 Dude, you made a big mistake. 57 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,500 Ghanshyam, go home. 58 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:50,875 And you, call your wife. - But... why? 59 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:54,375 Hey, don't fuse my circuit or... 60 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,958 You'll be riding home in three different bags! 61 00:05:57,042 --> 00:05:59,667 Tell your woman to send 1 million... 62 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,292 ...because you've been kidnapped. 63 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,833 Why one million?! 64 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:07,292 Because you were dishonest. 65 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:10,333 My father's says, don't be dishonest... 66 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,875 ...and don't tolerate dishonesty." 67 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:15,250 Now, call your wife. 68 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:19,917 Hey Circuit. 69 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,667 Grab him. - Yes brother. 70 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:26,667 Quiet! 71 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:38,333 Telegram for Murli Parasad Sharma! - Open it, quick! 72 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,917 When? 73 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:44,792 The evening train, brother. - Damn! We're screwed! 74 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,250 Aalam, call Banwari! Move it! 75 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,750 The boss's old man is coming, by the 5 o'clock train. 76 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:52,542 What?! - But he always comes in July? 77 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:56,208 Fool! He's not the monsoon. He can come whenever. 78 00:06:56,292 --> 00:07:02,625 The boss's dad is coming! 5 o'clock! 79 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:06,708 C'mon, hurry up! Move it! We don't have time! 80 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:16,417 "Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..." 81 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:20,917 "Look, hold friends, the hands of the clock are running..." 82 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:27,875 "One story has ended and another has begun, uncle..." 83 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:33,708 "It is morning uncle, uncle..." 84 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:38,750 "It is morning uncle, uncle..." 85 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:42,917 "Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..." 86 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:47,542 "Look, hold friends, the hands of the clock are running..." 87 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:58,167 "Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..." 88 00:08:01,542 --> 00:08:05,542 "How much has one saved, all are worried about that." 89 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:10,250 "Life is a bank, it counts every moment..." 90 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:19,333 "How much has one saved, all are worried about that." 91 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,792 Life is a bank, it counts every moment..." 92 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:31,583 "Look my love's saving has been saved, uncle..." 93 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:37,292 "It is morning uncle, uncle..." 94 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:42,208 "It is morning uncle, uncle..." 95 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:45,500 You're still a rookie, child. 96 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,542 Sorry... Forgive me... it was on the floor, 97 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,667 I was returning it... I'm not a pickpocket. 98 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:55,458 Bloody thief! Pickpocket! Let's beat him! 99 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:59,708 Pickpocket! Let's beat him! 100 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,708 See how they're beating the poor thing. 101 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:06,500 Hit the scoundrel! - Hey what are you doing? - Hit him! - Move! Move! 102 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:09,583 Make way! Leave him! Why are you beating him? 103 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:14,292 He stole from me, why are all of you getting excited? 104 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,625 I will beat this man. Come with me! 105 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,042 You don't know these ruffians, sir. 106 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,625 Let us at him, we'll teach him! 107 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:22,292 Well, should I? - No. 108 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,458 Do you know who they are? 109 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:26,667 These are the people of our country. Look at their faces. 110 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:27,875 They are so angry. 111 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:30,708 Someone's fought with his wife... 112 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,417 ...another's son won't listen to him, 113 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,917 One's jealous of his neighbor's success. 114 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,958 And one has had it with his landlord's demands. 115 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,667 From the government's corruption to the... 116 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,667 ...cricket team's defeat they're upset about everything. 117 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,958 But their anger is silent, Bottled up. 118 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,500 They'll pour it out on you. 119 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:49,625 Should I hand you over to them? 120 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,250 They'll definitely crack your skull! 121 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:55,375 No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake! 122 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,458 Can't see them brother. - Keep looking. 123 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:02,250 Alright everyone, he's learned his lesson. 124 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:07,250 Now you all go to work. Thank you for your help. 125 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:13,542 Son, it's simpler to live honestly. Understand? 126 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,417 Namaste. - Bless you. 127 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:19,625 Namaste. - Good... God bless. 128 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:23,667 What the hell are you doing here? - You know him? 129 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:26,542 He... no. 130 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:27,667 Porter! 131 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:33,042 You're hurt. Come, our son is a doctor. 132 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:37,333 Father has come! Father has come! - What? Father has come? 133 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:40,250 Let's go! Hurry, hurry. 134 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:46,417 Hey, you. Watch it! The ladder! 135 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:55,125 Hey... I'm hanging here. Put it back! Help! 136 00:10:55,208 --> 00:11:00,208 What are you doing? Put it up slowly! 137 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:04,625 Oh God! I'm dead! 138 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,583 Wow! A new signboard? 139 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,083 Yes. Was put up right after we got the telegram... 140 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:19,250 This way ma'am. - Go ahead, read it. 141 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,167 Read it quickly, I want to meet my son. 142 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,542 Fine I'll read it. 143 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,542 Yes read 'Hari Prasad Sharma charitable hospital' 144 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:33,083 That's his name. Happy? Read your name? Let's go in. 145 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:35,583 Even my son ran away from the village, 146 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:41,458 But, unlike you, he worked hard and became a doctor. 147 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,167 Let's go. 148 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:48,042 It's what we feared - Lymphosarcoms of the intestines. 149 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,208 Doc, will I live? 150 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:54,292 Yes, because only Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma... 151 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:56,250 ...knows the cure for this disease. 152 00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:57,375 Really? 153 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,250 Father, you're here? 154 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,250 God bless you, son. 155 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,292 How are you ma? - Fine. How are you? 156 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,417 Me? Great! 157 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:10,625 Great? He works day and night, ignoring his own health. 158 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:16,333 That's my son! Selflessness is the sure way to heaven. 159 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:17,500 Thanks, father. 160 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:21,208 Oh, and look at this child. - He's bleeding. 161 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:24,458 The doctor will fix you up. 162 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:30,458 You...? A doctor?! 163 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:35,333 Dr. Lohanna, it's a deep cut - emergency - Fix it! 164 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,375 But... 165 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,292 Don't worry. Dr. Lohanna will deal with him. 166 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,417 You must be tired. Go rest. 167 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,500 Seeing you makes us less weary. 168 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,500 Shhh... Quiet! 169 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,792 What happened? - They're punching... 170 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,792 Stitching... him up. It's painful. 171 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,208 I've brought it! Here! 172 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,750 Who do I give it to? 173 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:09,167 1 million. Let my husband go, Please! 174 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,125 Shut up! Remember, brother's a doctor! 175 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:29,417 Sorry madam, if money could save lives... 176 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,542 Then the rich would never die. 177 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:37,667 Circuit, help the lady. - Huh!? Yes, doctor. 178 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,708 Madam... - But I... - Please come with me. 179 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,083 Don't worry. Everything will be fine. - He is her husband, father. 180 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:50,542 Her husband was so obese, the liposuction took a week! 181 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,667 Is this all of it? - Yes. 182 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,625 Chill sis! Go sit in the car. He'll be right out. 183 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,417 Soon...? - Don't you worry! 184 00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,625 Goddamn rodent! Beat it! 185 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,625 You carry on, son. 186 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,292 Hey, didn't we meet the last time too? 187 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:10,125 Are you ok? - No it's... 188 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:16,708 I'm... I'm... 189 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,792 Heart attack? 190 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,375 Dr. Monty, take my parents Inside, quick. 191 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,792 Nurse, get me the chloroform. 192 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,458 What? 193 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,708 You over-acting piece of crap... 194 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,583 You know no other ailments always the same old chest pain! 195 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,750 Look at him, what a natural... 196 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,417 He's been acting for three years and... 197 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,250 ...father's never recognized him. 198 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:49,500 Fool Get up, jerk! You're cured. Now get out! 199 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,125 What the hell is going on? 200 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:55,542 You can't understand. It's a long story! Scram! 201 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:15,417 Brother, if it hurts you so much... 202 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,583 ...why don't you just tell your father the truth? 203 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,375 Tell him, in this city a don gets more... 204 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:31,000 ...respect than any damn doc. 205 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,000 He'll die if he gets to know. 206 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,208 It's just seven days of drama, Circuit. Let it be. 207 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:53,417 Ma, remember when I saw a ghost near the cemetery? 208 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:57,375 And it was Chandu who was sleepwalking. 209 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,333 And father had raised his cane... 210 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,542 "Fool! Why did you go near the cemetery?" 211 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:05,625 I was so scared. 212 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,458 Scared? You were shaking! 213 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:15,542 And you hugged me... And I felt nothing could scare me. 214 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,542 You used to call it something...? - The Magic Hug! 215 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,833 The Magic Hug! 216 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,167 Get up. - What...? 217 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,833 Do as I say. 218 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,625 Come here. 219 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,583 Now tell me, what's bothering you? 220 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,625 Ma, if I wasn't a doctor... 221 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,292 What are you two up to? 222 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,625 Nothing father. Just nostalgia, about the village... 223 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:54,292 So come back. You are so famous in the village today. 224 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:58,125 "The naughtiest kid who became a big doctor in the city!" 225 00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,792 He wasn't the naughtiest. 226 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:02,333 Ah, right. It was I who stole fruits... 227 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:06,292 ...set fire to people's trousers... right? 228 00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:19,375 Morning sir! - Morning... What's going on? 229 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:22,208 Oh, nothing. They're loony bins. How's the Doc? 230 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,125 He's fine. How much for a coconut? 231 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,708 Would I ever accept money from you? 232 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,500 Would you like one with water or a creamy one? 233 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,625 Neither... if it's for free. 234 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:33,292 Please don't do this! - Ok... I'm off! 235 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,708 Stop, sir! I was kidding. Please... 236 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,167 A coconut please. 237 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,167 Fifteen bucks for a creamy one and ten for water! 238 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,500 Excuse me, do I know you? 239 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:50,208 I don't know about that, but I certainly know you, Dr. Asthana. 240 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,292 Mr. Sharma! - Correct! 241 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:04,083 How are you Mr. Sharma? - You know each other? 242 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,583 Of course. When we finally got a hospital... 243 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,500 ...he was the first doctor to come to the village. 244 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:11,292 He stayed for two years! - Yes, but you, here? 245 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,125 My son Munna has a hospital here. 246 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,333 Munna's hospital? - Yes. 247 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:18,667 I don't understand. - You don't need to. 248 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,708 Which coconut would you like? - Hold on. 249 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,375 Munna's a doctor? 250 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:27,917 Remember, I had told you my son would become a doctor someday? 251 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,583 You did sir... now should I cut a cream coconut? 252 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:32,708 Hang on. 253 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:37,417 Surprising... I live near by, and I don't know of this hospital. 254 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,792 Forget about it! What's that got to do with my coconuts? You... 255 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:42,333 Damn you and your coconuts. Stop it I say. 256 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,708 Sorry, sorry. 257 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,792 Let's go to my house. - Sure. 258 00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:55,792 So, you say your son's hospital is close by? 259 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,458 But I know all the doctors around... - Bananas? 260 00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:02,583 Get out. Get out now. Get out! 261 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:17,667 This standing around, laughing loudly... what is that? 262 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:18,792 Laughter Therapy. 263 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:24,417 If you're tense, or angry, you laugh loudly. 264 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:25,792 It lowers the blood pressure. 265 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,500 But how do you laugh when you are tense? - Practice! 266 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,750 Look at me. The angrier I get, the harder I laugh. 267 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,625 Please, sir. 268 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,167 Please get another cup. - Right away. 269 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,833 So where did Munna get his M.B.B. S degree from? 270 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:44,833 I don't know. 271 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,625 He was in high school when he ran away from home. 272 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,625 It was my fault. I was too strict. 273 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,917 I wanted him to be a doctor... 274 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,792 ...but he kept flunking. - I remember. 275 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:59,833 I was so scared that he would become a criminal... 276 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:05,125 ...but fifteen years later he called and said... 277 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,542 "Father, I've become a doctor." 278 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,417 I can't express the joy I felt. 279 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,125 Tea. Yes. 280 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,625 Mr. Sharma, good things happen to good people. 281 00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,875 And how's your daughter Chinky? - Good. 282 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:25,833 What does she do now? - She's a doctor. 283 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,375 Is she married? 284 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,792 I'm still looking for a groom. She insists... 285 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,542 ...on getting married only to a doctor, someone she knows. 286 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,917 She's right. 287 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:43,917 Well, there is a doctor Chinky's known as a child. 288 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,417 Co-incidentally, I have his photo right here. 289 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,000 What do you say? 290 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:03,833 Marriage! Not for me! It'll be a big problem. 291 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,875 Fine. Let's go Parvati. - Where? 292 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,875 To our village! No one there negates... 293 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:14,375 ...their parents' wishes so mercilessly. 294 00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:18,875 What is all this? Mom... - He's right. 295 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,750 My poor little heart had just one last wish... 296 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,875 ...to play with my grandkids. 297 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,667 Looks like I'll die without that joy. 298 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,708 You're making a mountain out of a molehill. 299 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,500 Circuit, explain to them! 300 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,375 Sir, you see... 301 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:44,875 Brother is so busy 24... 302 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:46,875 ...the wife wouldn't understand the pressure... 303 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,042 ...of running a hospital. 304 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:52,792 Unless, of course, she was a doctor herself. 305 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:57,333 That's true. Only a doctor can Understand a doctor's pressure. 306 00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,375 Exactly. Father. That is why I was saying that... 307 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,958 Why are you smiling like that? 308 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,917 Mom? You too? 309 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,875 We've found a lady doctor for you. 310 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:15,333 And you have an appointment with her tomorrow. 311 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,375 What doctor?! 312 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,708 Chinky. 313 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:23,667 Chinky! What kind of a name is that? 314 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:28,250 Hang on... That Chinky?! 315 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,458 Brother, how is Chinky to look at? 316 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,583 Like, really pretty? 317 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,667 Well, when we were kids, she was a fatso... 318 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,417 ...with two oiled pigtails... 319 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,583 ...and a perennial running nose. 320 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,250 We played together a lot. 321 00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:55,667 I'd be the doctor, and she'd be the wife. 322 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,875 I'd go to the clinic, she'd stay home and cook. 323 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:04,333 Well then, marriage sounds like a good idea. 324 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,875 Use your head, Circuit! 325 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:09,333 In two days she'll see right through this doctor drama! 326 00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:12,375 Just say, "Dude, I'm not a doctor. So bite me!!" 327 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:17,208 You talk like a doomful sometimes. Why should I ruin her life? 328 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:23,208 But Brother, something has to be done. - You're right... 329 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,542 Something must be done. 330 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,417 Chinky! Munna's phone call for you. 331 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:32,333 Munna. 332 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,708 Chinky. Go on, talk to him. 333 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,250 Go on, talk to him. 334 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:44,375 Dad, do you mind? - No, I don't mind. 335 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,875 Talk nicely with him. - OK dad. 336 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:51,250 I'll speak nicely, I'll marry him nicely... 337 00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:54,833 ...we'll have nice little children, and they'll call you grandpa. 338 00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,208 Now, some privacy please? 339 00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,875 Hello, Chinky? 340 00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:01,708 Good morning, doctor. You're an early riser. 341 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:05,833 No. I haven't slept all night. - Why? Was there an emergency? 342 00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:09,583 Damn straight! I'm up shit creek and sinking fast. 343 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:16,333 Why are you laughing? - You're talking funny. 344 00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:17,875 It's how I speak. 345 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,333 Fine, let's your talk then... 346 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,458 Was sup?! Gimme the dope on your life. 347 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:26,208 The buzz is you're a doc now, dude... 348 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:29,667 I'm not a doctor. - Like I know. 349 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:32,667 Say what? - I've known you for ages. 350 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:37,375 You were a little ruffian, and You're still the same. What? Am I right? 351 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:42,250 I'm not a ruffian, babe! I'm a social worker. 352 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,500 I provide financial help, get it? 353 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,417 Munna! Do you talk like this to you patients as well? 354 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,875 Patients? I'm serious, Chinky, I'm not a doctor. 355 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,417 I don't have time to explain. 356 00:24:55,500 --> 00:25:02,625 When I come over, you reject me. Say I'm ugly, anything. 357 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,542 And please, make sure my father doesn't find out... 358 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:08,417 ...if he does, he'll die. 359 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:14,083 Chinky. Reject me, ok? 360 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:15,833 Hello... 361 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:23,542 Your mother has bought this for you. 362 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,750 You'll look regal in it. 363 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:30,333 Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting. 364 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,292 Chinky, I'm ready, you are late. 365 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,458 Lakshmi, get the sugar separately. Don't mix it in the tea, okay? 366 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,458 What happened? 367 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:49,750 Someone owes you money? - Money? 368 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,708 Want to kidnap someone? - What? 369 00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:56,583 Want to have someone roughed up? - What nonsense! 370 00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:58,458 Then why is this photo here? 371 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,667 This is Chinky's prospective bridegroom. 372 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:05,208 She's marrying that gangster. Munna?! 373 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:23,292 What happened? 374 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,542 Chinky, go to the hospital. 375 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:30,750 Hospital? But, isn't Munna coming? - I forget to tell you. 376 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,375 It's postponed till next week. - But dad... 377 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:36,333 You go. You carry on! I'll follow you there. 378 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:38,667 Hurry up, fast! I have some work here. 379 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:41,708 I'll catch up with you, ok? - Ok. 380 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:47,833 Good morning, sir. - Shut up, man! I look like a dork! 381 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:52,708 Now listen call me every 5 Minutes with an emergency. 382 00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:56,875 If I'm not out in 20, get me out. 383 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,875 Chill, Brother. Chinky's on it, she'll reject you. 384 00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:03,500 Hello, sir. 385 00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:04,667 Let's go, son. 386 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:20,167 See? Laughter therapy. 387 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:23,708 Yes, he must be nervous. 388 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:38,125 Munna, where did you get your M.B.B. S degree? 389 00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:45,292 Doctor's degree... 390 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:50,333 Err... Dongri medical college. 391 00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:56,500 What is your specialization? 392 00:27:57,125 --> 00:28:01,833 Hands? Feet? Bones? Or, just... the throat? 393 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:09,750 Hello. Is everything okay? No stress, no mess? 394 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,500 Right, put him on glucose, and call me... 395 00:28:12,542 --> 00:28:14,625 ...if there's an emergency, OK? 396 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,583 Right. 397 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:31,167 Do you feel proud too? - No, I'm just a humble man. 398 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,500 You're not proud? 399 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:38,542 Then you are ashamed, doctor? 400 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:51,708 Talk to me. Come on, answer me. 401 00:28:52,542 --> 00:28:57,167 When you see pride and happiness on their faces... 402 00:28:57,250 --> 00:29:01,083 ...do you feel ashamed, 'Brother' Munna? 403 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:10,083 No answer... Looks like there is a problem. 404 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,667 Let's go, father. I'm not interested in Chinky. 405 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:17,083 You are not interested in her?! Who are you, what are you? 406 00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,667 She's a doctor. 407 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:23,125 You know what a doctor is? Do you know a doctor's status! 408 00:29:23,417 --> 00:29:25,125 Father, let's go! 409 00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:29,500 Sir, please be forthright. What are you implying? 410 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:30,667 Sure, sir. 411 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:36,500 Your son is a mobster. He Kidnaps people for money. 412 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,333 People call him Munna-bhai(don). 413 00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:41,625 If you knew this, then you are a bigger fraud than him... 414 00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:44,625 ...and if you didn't know, then you are... 415 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:47,250 ...the biggest fool on Earth! 416 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,375 Enough! 417 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,542 That's it. 418 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,750 Munna... Is this true? 419 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:09,417 You are a doctor, yes? 420 00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:40,875 Sir, I beg your forgiveness. I spoke too soon. 421 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,167 Doctor! The patient in no. 4 has fainted, Hurry! 422 00:30:58,542 --> 00:30:59,625 Out! 423 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:10,375 At least wear your turban. - How can I? 424 00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:12,542 Munna has stripped us of our dignity. 425 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:14,542 But he's our son. Forgive him. 426 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:18,250 Enough, Parvati! It takes a lifetime to earn respect... 427 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:22,583 ...and your son... Let's go. 428 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:41,208 He has never stepped out without his turban. 429 00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:54,417 Why did you do this Munna? 430 00:31:57,667 --> 00:31:59,083 I was afraid, Ma. 431 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,167 After years when I spoke to him... 432 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:07,417 ...I thought he'd say, "How are you?" 433 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:11,417 Instead he asked, "What do you do in Mumbai? 434 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,625 I hope you aren't a no-good ruffian or crook." 435 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,333 I was scared, Ma. 436 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:22,042 Without thinking I said, "I am a doctor." 437 00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:35,042 Stop him, Ma. 438 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,292 He won't stop. 439 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:56,167 Ma... give me a 'Magic Hug'... 440 00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:03,000 Parvati, let's leave! 441 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:40,500 What did I tell Chinky? "I don't want to marry you." 442 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,208 "Just let's not upset my father." Right? 443 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,000 Correct. 444 00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:50,000 You want to do something about it... - No. 445 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,667 She's a childhood buddy and a doctor too. 446 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:58,667 You know, only doctors are respected? 447 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:04,250 We don't deserve respect, only doctors do. 448 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:12,333 Bloody... Hey! Don't touch the signboard. Brother. 449 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:16,333 Brother. My father's name is on it. Hands off! 450 00:34:16,417 --> 00:34:18,458 Brother. Calm down. 451 00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:21,000 Brother Bastards! Don't you dare! 452 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:29,375 My old man cried. 453 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:35,500 He'd never cried, and I made him. 454 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:39,542 Brother, we all cried. 455 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:42,542 You know why? 456 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:44,958 Because I'm not a doctor. 457 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,500 I'm not a doctor. So everybody cried. 458 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:50,583 I've upset everyone. 459 00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:07,208 Circuit, I'm going to be a doctor too. 460 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:13,417 Brother, let's talk About it tomorrow. 461 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:17,375 I knew you'd say that... that I'm sloshed... 462 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,375 I'll forget by tomorrow... 463 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:26,292 Brother, forget it. What's the point? - This point? 464 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:31,750 I will do marry with Chinky. 465 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,000 And that Dr. Asthana... You don't know what he said. 466 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,875 I was there, and I was silent. 467 00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:45,542 I'll show him, I'll be a doctor. 468 00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:50,708 Circuit, find out which is the best medical... 469 00:35:50,792 --> 00:35:52,708 ...college in Mumbai. 470 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:00,708 Hey cap! 471 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,500 Out of the way. 472 00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:31,417 I'll ask this guy. Hey safari suits - What? 473 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:35,292 Whom does one see for admission? - Fill the form over here. 474 00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:37,792 Who's the patient - No one. 475 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:40,000 Then who's to be admitted? - Brother. 476 00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:41,917 What's wrong with him? - Nothing. 477 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,833 Then why admit him? - He wants to be a doctor. 478 00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:45,000 Who? - Brother! 479 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:47,500 He's talking about me. 480 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:51,500 Yeah, right. And I want to become the health minister. 481 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:53,792 Bloody jerk off! 482 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:57,375 Enough of your crap. Now, whom do we meet? 483 00:36:57,875 --> 00:37:03,458 You want to become doctor... Meet the Dean. 484 00:37:03,542 --> 00:37:04,917 What's a 'dean'? 485 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,875 Err... The headmaster, like, a college principal. 486 00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:11,792 He's in charge of admissions. - Where is he? 487 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,917 In the operation theatre, upstairs. 488 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:27,292 Who's the dean here? - How did you get in? 489 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,417 Are you the dean? - Rustom, get them out. 490 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,500 Ok sir, you please carry on. - Get out, now! 491 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,875 Look, I'll help you. 492 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:36,250 Let's step outside first. 493 00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:37,417 Please come. 494 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,667 You want admission? What were your H.S. C scores? 495 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,542 Say what? - Twelfth class... 496 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:54,667 How much did you score? 497 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:57,500 How much do you need for admission? 498 00:37:57,583 --> 00:38:00,667 At least ninety percent! - That's what I got. 499 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:03,833 Right. We'll have a certificate by tonight - No tension. 500 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:06,500 Ok, then you must sit for a pre-medical entrance exam. 501 00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:10,333 If you pass, you're in. 502 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:13,167 But, who wants admission? 503 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:17,625 Is this exam necessary? - Of course it is compulsory. 504 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:22,625 You took it? - Obviously! And I topped. 505 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:26,792 Very good. Excellent. - Okay, bye. 506 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,708 Hey, what's your name? - Dr. Rustom Pavri. 507 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,667 Where do you live? - Dadar Parsi Colony! 508 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:33,667 Of course Don't you have to get back to the operation? 509 00:38:33,708 --> 00:38:36,542 I've to prepare for my exam now, Please go. 510 00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:46,875 Brother, my mum used to say, eat curd and sugar before an exam. 511 00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:51,208 You'll get good marks. - This is wrong! 512 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:54,208 Dump the tension, dude. Dress him quickly, Rambo. 513 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:57,583 Hey, pops the black one. - No, I want the queen! 514 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:07,708 Hey Rusty, your dad's nuts about the queen. 515 00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:09,208 This is wrong! 516 00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:12,667 Dump the tension, dude. Your pop is with us. 517 00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:16,583 Go and take the exam. 518 00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:19,250 Go confidently, like brother Munna. 519 00:39:19,333 --> 00:39:20,458 What if I'm caught out? 520 00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:24,125 You're asking for it, stooge. - Oh my! 521 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:26,667 Brother, he's a duffer. - I'm telling you, we'll be caught. 522 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:30,333 Doc, get a move on. I don't like being late for an exam. 523 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:33,833 You saw his certificate - 98 percent in high school. 524 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,708 All you have to do is the entrance exam. 525 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,833 So quit your moaning. 526 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,542 Here's your id card. Put him in a taxi! 527 00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:42,208 Please, no! - Move it! 528 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,542 Remember: You pass, or we kick arise. 529 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:50,458 "Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..." 530 00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:58,083 "Who knows what the line of fate says..." 531 00:39:58,167 --> 00:39:59,750 Your turn pops. 532 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:06,292 Play carom, drink juice - That's the good life! 533 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:11,792 "Who knows what the line of fate says..." 534 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:16,542 "Hide and seek with fate goes on..." 535 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:20,250 Pops why are you after the queen? 536 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:22,375 Because she is mine! 537 00:40:25,542 --> 00:40:27,542 "It is morning uncle, uncle..." 538 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:34,667 Done, sir. - That was fast! Chanda mama so gay Suraj uncle"... 539 00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:49,083 Papa. 540 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:43,583 Wow! Brother! Brother! 541 00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:49,125 Brother, the results are out! You topped! 542 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:50,958 Have some sweets to celebrate. - Please have some... 543 00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:57,167 Brother, what's wrong? 544 00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:07,125 Hello, Nanavati hospital, I'm on my way! 545 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:08,958 Leelavati hospital, I'm off today! 546 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:11,542 JJ Hospital, hold your horses, man! 547 00:42:11,625 --> 00:42:13,958 What's that? Breach Candy Hospital? 548 00:42:14,042 --> 00:42:18,583 Hold on, hold on... I'm a busy man! 549 00:42:53,917 --> 00:43:01,042 "M is for the Master Of Masters." 550 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:09,083 "B is for Bohemian Doctor." 551 00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:17,042 "B is for Brilliant Actor." 552 00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:22,000 "S is for..." 553 00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:27,000 "S is for Slickest Character." 554 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,458 "I make the twisted straight." 555 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:35,375 "I make the simple great." 556 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,500 "I make you laugh if you are down. Or... 557 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:43,083 ...turn your smile into a frown." 558 00:43:44,042 --> 00:43:49,000 "My style, my smile." 559 00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:51,875 "My style, my smile." 560 00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:56,000 "Might make you heart crack, crack, crack!" 561 00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:59,042 "Ooh! What's your name, dude?" 562 00:43:59,167 --> 00:44:00,958 "Ooh! What's your name, dude?" 563 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,375 "My name...? Haven't you heard yet?" 564 00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:07,375 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 565 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:11,042 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 566 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:15,042 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 567 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:19,333 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 568 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:47,542 "My degree's A1." "Tops!" 569 00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:48,958 "Say what?" 570 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:55,500 "My bride's gonna be hot, hot, hot." 571 00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:02,917 "Love will be all around." 572 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:07,000 "Our hearts will beat and pound." 573 00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:10,875 "We will be the world's envy." 574 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:15,417 "But we won't care, because, you see. 575 00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:20,917 "This dream, our dream..." 576 00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:23,708 "This dream, our dream..." 577 00:45:23,792 --> 00:45:27,500 "...won't break, break, break!" 578 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:29,792 "Oh! What's your name, dude?" 579 00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:31,875 "Oh! What's your name, dude?" 580 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,917 "My name? You haven't heard it yet!?" 581 00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:38,958 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 582 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:43,250 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 583 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:47,208 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 584 00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:51,375 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 585 00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:12,333 "Hey, move this stuff, man! Move it, make it quick, man!" 586 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:35,417 "Ten or twenty bypasses a day - No tension!" 587 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,667 "Too easy, bro!" 588 00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:43,333 "I'll forget eat and drink - No tension." 589 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:50,750 "In dollars will be my pay." 590 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:54,875 "The wallet will sing everyday." 591 00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:59,167 "I'll dance and make the others too." 592 00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:03,250 "They'll do the disco in a pink tutu." 593 00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:07,333 "We will find our Eden, and hey." 594 00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:11,250 "A new song it'll be everyday." 595 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:15,292 "To cool bare, in new cars." 596 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:19,292 "We will make our merry way." 597 00:47:21,625 --> 00:47:25,292 "The girls. Oh with their lovely curls." 598 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:28,542 "Girls are sparklers, will be welcome." 599 00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:31,542 "For a free heart check, check, check!" 600 00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,708 "Hey! What's you name, dude?" 601 00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:36,208 "Hey! What's you name, dude?" 602 00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:38,667 "My name? You haven't heard it yet!?" 603 00:47:39,542 --> 00:47:43,292 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 604 00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:47,167 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 605 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:51,125 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 606 00:47:51,625 --> 00:47:55,250 "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 607 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:02,208 Brother, eat your meals on time. - And write to us. 608 00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:06,583 Is this a bride's send-off?! - But... we'll miss you. 609 00:48:06,667 --> 00:48:08,833 Handle these loonies, Circuit. - Carry on, Brother. 610 00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:11,750 Move it 'Drama Company'... March! 611 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:28,667 Hey, what's wrong with him? 612 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,583 Attempted suicide, he ate poison. 613 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,833 Then why is he lying here, take him inside! 614 00:48:32,917 --> 00:48:34,667 His mom has still to fill the form. 615 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:37,833 Please hurry! 616 00:48:41,667 --> 00:48:44,583 Doc... He's dying. Do something. 617 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,167 Sorry. Take him to Casualty. I'm off duty. 618 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:50,292 'Off duty'? He's dying in front of you... 619 00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:52,333 ...what the hell is 'off duty'! 620 00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:54,208 For an 'attempted suicide' case... 621 00:48:54,292 --> 00:48:55,708 ...a police form must be filled first. 622 00:48:58,625 --> 00:49:00,583 What if I 'attempted murder' you... 623 00:49:00,625 --> 00:49:04,250 ...will the hospital save you or fill a form first, huh?! 624 00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:07,708 Careful. 625 00:49:07,792 --> 00:49:11,667 Doctor Over here. 626 00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:15,583 Here Please wait here. 627 00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:17,250 Varun! Aunty! 628 00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:18,500 Is he your boy? - Yes. 629 00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:21,167 Dump this tension. They'll get all the junk... 630 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,667 ...out of him in no time. 631 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:24,583 Who are you, dear boy? 632 00:49:24,667 --> 00:49:28,125 Murli Prasad Sharma. First year. Entrance exam topper. 633 00:49:28,625 --> 00:49:32,333 I got to run to class. If the doc bugs you, call me. 634 00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:34,625 Keep working on him, Doc! 635 00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,833 Hello, Madam... - What? 636 00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:54,833 Where is the first year classroom? 637 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,250 Why? - What 'why'? 638 00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,583 Why are you looking for the classroom? 639 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,958 Because I'm late. - For what? 640 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,917 The class. Today is my first day. 641 00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:08,583 But what will you do in the classroom? 642 00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:11,250 I'm a student. 643 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:14,667 Student? 644 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:17,708 Entrance exam topper... Where's the class? 645 00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:26,500 Hello! Where's the class? - You're a student? 646 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,417 I'll tell you what... What's your name? 647 00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:35,833 Dr. Suman. 648 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,417 Dump the tension, I'll find the classroom myself. 649 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:45,667 Where's the first-year class? - Straight, then left... 650 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:55,458 Good morning, sir. 651 00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:11,750 What's up? 652 00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:17,583 Good morning, everybody. 653 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:21,875 Welcome to Imperial Institute of Medical Studies. 654 00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:29,250 And I am J. Dr. Asthana. The dean of this college. 655 00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:31,583 Please sit down. 656 00:51:34,542 --> 00:51:36,750 I would like to tell you... 657 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:43,458 The country's best doctors have studied in this very hall. 658 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:47,417 They sat on these very benches. 659 00:51:47,792 --> 00:51:50,500 Just like you are sitting. 660 00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:53,750 Circuit, you had to select this college, didn't you! 661 00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:57,667 You should be proud that you are to be... 662 00:51:57,750 --> 00:52:01,000 ...a part of the 125 year old institution. 663 00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:03,750 He's right here, yapping about something. 664 00:52:03,792 --> 00:52:07,875 This institute has a history of producing good doctors. 665 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,292 No, great doctors. 666 00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:12,625 Which one of you wants to be a good doctor? 667 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:18,708 Yes, you. 668 00:52:20,792 --> 00:52:23,708 Do you think you'll be a good doctor? - Yes, sir. 669 00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:25,917 Can you hear me? - Yes, sir. - Good. 670 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:29,750 Why, what's so special about you? 671 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:31,875 Sir, I love people. 672 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:35,625 I believe I can feel the patients suffering. 673 00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:39,250 I want to treat them as friends, not just as patients. 674 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:44,250 We are not here to make friends. 675 00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:49,375 In my 25-year career I haven't befriended a single patient. 676 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:55,250 I have not felt their pain, just cured it. 677 00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:58,208 And I've done well. 678 00:53:01,792 --> 00:53:03,417 I do not love my patients. 679 00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:09,708 Confused? 680 00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:13,792 Let me explain. 681 00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:18,458 See this hand... Rock steady. 682 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:24,708 It's done thousands of operations, but it never shook. 683 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:31,917 But if I were to operate on my daughter, it will shake for sure. 684 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:37,458 Why? Because I love my daughter. 685 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:42,292 Friendship, empathy, attachment... 686 00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:44,500 ...these are weaknesses for a doctor. 687 00:53:46,667 --> 00:53:49,292 For the next five years you'll be taught... 688 00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:58,292 ...that a patient is just a sick body, nothing else. 689 00:53:59,667 --> 00:54:01,708 I'd like to wish you the best of luck. 690 00:54:01,792 --> 00:54:04,583 Any questions? - Yes, sir. - Yes? 691 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:11,292 If someone is dying outside the Casualty Ward... 692 00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:13,625 ...is it necessary to fill a form? 693 00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:25,042 Your classes start tomorrow at 8.00 AM. Thank you very much. 694 00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:34,167 Sharma Murliprasad Hariprasad 98.33 percent? 695 00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:36,625 How? I don't know how. 696 00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:39,958 How would I know, sir? - Yeah, how would you know? 697 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,792 I don't get it! How did he get so far? 698 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Dad, it's Ok. Why do you get so excited? 699 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:59,083 I am not excited! Do you know who he is? 700 00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:02,250 A thug! The don of our area! Brother! 701 00:55:04,125 --> 00:55:05,583 One minute... 702 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,708 He hasn't seen you, has he? - He has. 703 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:12,083 Did he recognize you? 704 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:19,125 Of course not. He's never seen me before. - Thank God. 705 00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:23,167 He should never know that you're my daughter. Understand? 706 00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,583 Come here. - Yes, sir? 707 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,250 Nobody should know that Suman is my daughter! 708 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,708 She is my daughter. You got to be careful. Understand? 709 00:55:30,792 --> 00:55:33,792 Don't worry, sir. - Don't panic. - Calm down. 710 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,250 Take a deep breath. Calm down. 711 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:39,875 Brother, why do you want to live in the hostel? 712 00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:42,750 Excuse me bro, where is no. 12? - Right here. 713 00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:49,708 What the...! This room ends before it begins. 714 00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:54,625 Do you know why God sent me to this particular college? 715 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,583 God certainly didn't tell me. 716 00:55:57,042 --> 00:56:00,042 God said, "Go settle the score with the man who... 717 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,750 ...made your father cry." 718 00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:03,875 Right said, Brother. 719 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:06,583 You've discussed it with God, then it's settled. 720 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:07,792 Fell as, move the stuff in. 721 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:13,042 Brother, I say we move this wall and take over the next room. 722 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:16,250 We'll get more space here. Keep the TV on the table. 723 00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:20,917 Brother, let's break this wall too, we'll move the neighbour... 724 00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:23,833 ...and build you a nice big bathroom, Jacuzzi. 725 00:56:23,917 --> 00:56:26,125 Here... Keep the bags down. 726 00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,750 You, buzzy-bee, move your bag. 727 00:56:27,792 --> 00:56:31,208 The air conditioner goes there. It has to be put on the window. What? 728 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,583 Refrigerator, here. - Excuse me. 729 00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:37,500 Brother, watch how I jazz up this room. 730 00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:40,000 Excuse me. Will you stay here as well? 731 00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:43,542 Yes, I'll sleep in the fridge. Shut up! 732 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Dump the tension, Circuit. 733 00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:50,750 You, buzzy-bee, come here. 734 00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:56,042 What's your name? - Nagaragan Swami. 735 00:56:56,292 --> 00:57:00,750 Look Swami, relax! Grab a cold drink, watch TV, and enjoy. 736 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,958 What is mine is yours... except for my underwear! 737 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:13,625 Excuse me. What is the procedure to change the room? 738 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:15,042 First year? - Yes. 739 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:18,958 Strip, then I'll tell you. - Look, ragging is not allowed! 740 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,792 Of course it's allowed. Who said it isn't? Walk this way... 741 00:57:22,833 --> 00:57:23,917 Shake it, baby! 742 00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:36,958 Come on! 743 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:44,000 Come on doctors! Introduce yourselves. 744 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,083 I am Dr. P. D. Ashok. 745 00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:49,458 Come on! Move! 746 00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:54,875 Dr. Mahesh Kriplani. - My pant! My pant! 747 00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:58,500 Do you call this ragging? 748 00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:03,917 Dr. Anil Dawda. - This is fun man! 749 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,500 Dr. Virendra Polge. One minute. I want to do this too. Look. 750 00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:09,417 Look. 751 00:58:10,917 --> 00:58:12,917 Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma. 752 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,833 What else do I do? - Enough! The ragging is over. 753 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:35,000 Hey dispensary! What is this act? 754 00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:37,792 When brother has said ragging must go on, it must. 755 00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:39,792 Are you crazy? Come on. 756 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:43,042 You rag them. 757 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:46,458 Don't worry. I'm there. 758 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,875 This movement is called the hyperextension and... 759 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:08,375 ...this is called the flex. 760 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:11,375 Now a combination of these movements... 761 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:16,750 Now the eight bones in the wrist are... 762 00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:17,917 Have some chickpeas... 763 00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:21,083 ...they're good for your bones. Lots of calcium. 764 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:25,042 Please. Let me study, I came second in the entrance exams. 765 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:27,625 How do you think I got the first place? 766 00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:28,833 By eating chickpeas. Have some. 767 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:31,917 Am I clear? So far any questions? 768 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:37,292 Yes, Mr. Sharma. 769 00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:42,917 I asked a question yesterday, you haven't answered yet. 770 00:59:44,792 --> 00:59:46,333 Please sit down. - C'mon dude! 771 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:47,458 One minute? 772 00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:52,042 How can a dying man be expected to fill a form! 773 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:55,042 And if he dies while filling it, who's responsible? 774 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,042 Please get out! - Say what! 775 00:59:58,625 --> 00:59:59,917 Get out! - Why 'get out'? 776 01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:04,833 I topped, and I paid the fees, I am not going nowhere! 777 01:00:05,917 --> 01:00:07,500 Alright. Fine. 778 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,667 If this man doesn't leave at once... 779 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:15,625 ...then there will be no more lectures on Anatomy this year. 780 01:00:16,667 --> 01:00:20,875 Go! Go! 781 01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:26,750 Fine. Fine! I'll leave. 782 01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:30,458 You teach them. Why should anyone else lose out? 783 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:36,958 Hey, Swami... pay attention, and teach me later. 784 01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:40,375 Give me grams. - Yes. 785 01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:46,750 Dump the tension, dude. Have the chickpeas. 786 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,958 No? Cool, more for me. 787 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:54,708 Sir! 788 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:58,750 What is the procedure to change the room, please? 789 01:00:58,833 --> 01:01:00,250 You please sit down! 790 01:01:00,625 --> 01:01:03,708 Circuit, man, I really twisted the dean's knickers today. 791 01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:06,333 He got pissed off and asked me to get out! 792 01:01:06,417 --> 01:01:12,833 I said, "Why get out? I've paid my fees." He was about to cry! 793 01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:17,500 Why are you making a racket? - Why shouldn't I? 794 01:01:17,583 --> 01:01:20,833 It's my father-in-law's college; I'll get it as dowry. 795 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:23,208 Why aren't you in class? 796 01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:27,458 My dear father-in-law, "J dot Asthana", threw me out. 797 01:01:27,542 --> 01:01:31,750 He's pissed-off, because I topped. 798 01:01:32,042 --> 01:01:34,500 What nonsense! You must have done something! 799 01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:38,417 I just asked a simple question, he told me to beat it. 800 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:42,000 Both father and daughter are the same, you speak politely, and... 801 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:43,375 What did she do? 802 01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:46,792 I made a small request that she keep quiet. 803 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,667 But she's like her father. 804 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:53,792 She busted me in front of my parents. 805 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,500 Hang on, what's your name? 806 01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:03,667 Dr. Suman... dump the tension. 807 01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:06,875 It's a long story, some other time. Gotta go now. 808 01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:11,042 Like I was saying, the baldy was flustered. 809 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:15,375 This is the beginning. You just wait and watch what I do. 810 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:23,958 First, starting from the neck, make an incision down the centre. 811 01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:27,333 The upper layer of the skin is called epidermis. 812 01:02:27,417 --> 01:02:30,417 And the lower layers is called... - Hypodermis. 813 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:32,958 Very good. Now you pull the skin. 814 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:34,792 It stinks. 815 01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:36,417 Make an incision on the muscle... 816 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,500 ...and you enter the abdominal cavity. 817 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,042 Out of the way! I can't see. 818 01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:45,000 Why don't you get a body of your own? 819 01:02:46,833 --> 01:02:49,667 Pay attention. Before we proceed any further... 820 01:02:49,708 --> 01:02:51,458 ...I want you to observe carefully... 821 01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:54,417 ...and make a note of all the organs in the abdominal cavity. 822 01:02:57,750 --> 01:02:59,375 Who Dad? - Your pop. 823 01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:04,542 Brother! How are you? - I need a body. 824 01:03:05,708 --> 01:03:11,875 Whose body? - Like, for dissection. 825 01:03:12,792 --> 01:03:14,958 Brother, where do I find such a body? 826 01:03:15,042 --> 01:03:17,375 How would I know? Just find one. 827 01:03:18,667 --> 01:03:20,625 Dump the tension, brother. You concentrate on your studies. 828 01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:24,000 I'll organize the body. 829 01:03:25,917 --> 01:03:27,333 Brother! I found a body. 830 01:03:28,667 --> 01:03:30,833 Will an imported one do? - Yeah. Just get it quick. 831 01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:32,750 10 minutes, brother. 832 01:03:33,750 --> 01:03:36,833 Butkya, get a sack. - Right away. 833 01:03:43,042 --> 01:03:45,750 You, chilli chicken, wanna click an ambulance... 834 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:47,292 ...It's a 5-star model. 835 01:03:47,792 --> 01:03:51,417 No, I want real India. Poor, hungry people. 836 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,875 Poor, hungry people. They are inside the ambulance. 837 01:03:56,958 --> 01:04:00,667 Bloody hakka noodle, come in from abroad... 838 01:04:00,708 --> 01:04:05,792 ...and only see naked, hungry people. You don't see Taj Mahal? 839 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,625 No, hungry and poor men. 840 01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:08,750 Will this bag do, brother? 841 01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:11,250 You! - Brother! 842 01:04:11,875 --> 01:04:15,833 Will I fold him and then fit him in this? How tall are you? 843 01:04:15,917 --> 01:04:18,875 What? - How long? - 5'6. 844 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:21,250 Get a 6-feet bag. You, come with me. 845 01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:23,875 You don't want to see Taj Mahal? I'll show you hungry Indian. 846 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:26,375 Very nice. Get in, son of a... 847 01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:39,167 Move! Move! Hey move aside! Move! 848 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:42,375 Brother, check it out, we've got the body. 849 01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:48,583 Keep it here, keep it here. Remove the cover. He's very heavy. 850 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:50,500 Absolutely fresh. 851 01:04:52,542 --> 01:04:53,583 Where did you find him? 852 01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:55,708 He was standing right Outside the house. 853 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:58,500 Hey! - What? 854 01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:03,833 It's a ghost! - You? 855 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:14,500 Here, put him in the sack. 856 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,167 What was I to do? 857 01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:30,083 There are 50 students to a body, you can't see diddly-squat! 858 01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:32,000 All I've seen in four days is the fingers. 859 01:05:32,042 --> 01:05:33,750 I don't know what's happening at the feet. 860 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:37,042 I want to be a complete doctor, not a finger specialist... 861 01:05:37,083 --> 01:05:41,292 ...who doesn't know what's up with the knees. 862 01:05:44,292 --> 01:05:46,625 And he said, "get your own body." 863 01:05:49,708 --> 01:05:51,250 He wants a body to himself, so give it to him. 864 01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,708 He wishes to learn. What's wrong with that? 865 01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:56,333 Good. - Thank you. - Very good. 866 01:05:56,667 --> 01:06:01,000 Scalable. Good! Come. - Please. 867 01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:07,000 Now, please show me... heart, kidneys, lungs, intestines. Come. 868 01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:16,167 It's not a dagger. Hold it like a pen. 869 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,208 Take your time. 870 01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:07,542 Admit him, and let him know that I filled in his form. 871 01:07:14,958 --> 01:07:15,958 He's conscious. 872 01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:21,542 Brother, what happened to you? 873 01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:28,167 Nothing. I didn't eat last night... 874 01:07:29,125 --> 01:07:31,208 ...woke up early for the dean's lecture. 875 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,583 And I forgot to have breakfast. 876 01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:40,500 And there was water on the marble floor. 877 01:07:40,583 --> 01:07:43,833 Nobody cleans up around here. It's very dangerous, Ms Suman. 878 01:07:44,042 --> 01:07:46,542 It happens. Rest. 879 01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:52,708 How are you now? - I'm fine, ma'am. How's are hero? 880 01:07:54,042 --> 01:07:59,208 I don't know. This is his second attempt at suicide. 881 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,583 And he won't talk to anyone. 882 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:07,708 Dump the tension, ma'am. Where is he? 883 01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:13,708 Your mom is crying in front of you, aren't you ashamed? 884 01:08:13,792 --> 01:08:15,208 Don't scold him. - Why not! 885 01:08:18,083 --> 01:08:20,208 You wanna die? Then do it right, finish it. 886 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,875 Sleeping pills are a half measure. 887 01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:27,167 Take a knife to your throat and slit it. 888 01:08:28,042 --> 01:08:32,500 Till then, don't pity yourself. - I don't pity myself! 889 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:35,042 Murli, lie down. - Hang on, Ms. Suman. 890 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:38,125 Kids of today don't have an ounce of courage. 891 01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:43,875 And you've spoilt him, ma'am, hanging on every teardrop of his. 892 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,167 He has to toughen up. - Please be quite. 893 01:08:48,042 --> 01:08:50,125 You don't know what I've been through! - What? 894 01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:54,708 Failed your exams? Got dumped by a girl? 895 01:08:54,958 --> 01:08:56,542 Strapped for cash? 896 01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,083 A girl! Got dumped, right? 897 01:09:05,917 --> 01:09:09,917 Hey, Circuit, who'd marry such a cry baby? 898 01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:13,083 Was out to kill himself over a six month romance. 899 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:18,667 Your mom's loved you for years; can't you stay alive for her? 900 01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:22,167 Shut up! What do you know about love? 901 01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,083 True. 902 01:09:26,958 --> 01:09:31,750 "What does a goon like me know about love?" 903 01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:35,083 "Loaf around to kill time." 904 01:09:36,042 --> 01:09:40,542 "Eat and drink, five to nine! I'm fine!" 905 01:09:41,042 --> 01:09:45,667 "So why fall in love? Why?" 906 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:52,000 "But then one day, Hema walked my way." 907 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,833 "My head was in a strange condition." 908 01:10:02,917 --> 01:10:06,000 "My head revved without ignition." 909 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:16,500 "Dude, what a face! And what do you call it..." 910 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:21,667 "Yeah - Tresses! What tresses!" 911 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:28,042 "She moved like the wind..." 912 01:10:29,958 --> 01:10:33,792 "...traffic stopped if her eyes just blinked." 913 01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:39,042 "I thought I'd found my home, said" 914 01:10:39,167 --> 01:10:41,667 "Dude, I found my love, my church in Rome!" 915 01:10:51,792 --> 01:10:54,542 "All day I'd stand underneath her window." 916 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,333 "No fights, no brawls." 917 01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:58,875 "No squabbles with Aziz, no scraps with Usman." 918 01:10:58,958 --> 01:11:01,875 "I was numb!" 919 01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:07,333 "She was the one..." 920 01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:09,750 "...you didn't whistle..." 921 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:18,667 "...at the one, our eyes met..." 922 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,625 "...you didn't wink at." 923 01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:28,583 "My buddies looked like they'd been bombed." 924 01:11:28,667 --> 01:11:31,917 "Said,"Dude, please don't tell us you've reformed." 925 01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:45,792 "Then one day Kallan saw her and said." 926 01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:48,708 "Woah! Look! She's a perfect eleven!" 927 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,667 "I lost my head..." 928 01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:55,667 "...and said..." 929 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:57,792 "Come here punk, I'll show you heaven." 930 01:11:57,917 --> 01:12:01,958 "He got washed, rinsed and dry cleaned that day." 931 01:12:02,042 --> 01:12:07,542 "Still runs away like I'm a bad omen, his doomsday!" 932 01:12:09,667 --> 01:12:10,958 "Then what happened to Hema?" 933 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:22,417 "Then one day, she looked at me and smiled." 934 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:27,917 "I thought,"Dude, she smiled, my case is filed." 935 01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:33,958 "Thought she liked me too." 936 01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:39,292 "But she met someone else and said, 'I do' 937 01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:04,917 "She was married, it was undisputed." 938 01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:09,792 "While I just stood there, stricken and rooted" 939 01:13:10,917 --> 01:13:12,917 "That night I drank till 2 am." 940 01:13:13,667 --> 01:13:20,375 "That night I drank till 2 am." 941 01:13:22,792 --> 01:13:25,208 "Damn, I had but one dream, one prayer." 942 01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:27,583 "But I swear I didn't shed a single tear." 943 01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:31,375 "Why cry? It was a stupid high!" 944 01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:36,625 "Next day it was back to life back to reality." 945 01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:39,292 "Loaf around to kill time; eating, smoking, drinking wine!" 946 01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:42,708 "Clashed with Aziz again, nearly killed him too." 947 01:13:42,792 --> 01:13:45,417 "They said forget her, but 'no can do'. 948 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:58,750 "My dreams were shattered, my heart was too." 949 01:13:59,667 --> 01:14:04,375 "Yes it hurt... nut that's life, dude!" 950 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:09,833 "My dreams were shattered, my heart was too." 951 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:15,333 "Yes it hurt... nut that's life, dude!" 952 01:14:16,542 --> 01:14:18,458 Then... then what happened? 953 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:22,167 "What could happen? Next day..." 954 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:24,792 "Ashwariya walked my way." 955 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:34,417 "My head was in a strange condition." 956 01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:37,167 "My heart revved without ignition." 957 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:41,333 "Dude, what a face!!" 958 01:14:43,708 --> 01:14:46,708 "And oh, what eyes!" 959 01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:50,542 "Hey Munna, did the traffic in your heart just sigh?!" 960 01:14:58,542 --> 01:15:03,500 He has smiled after so many days. I think he'll be fine. Thank you. 961 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:06,083 It was nothing. Don't mention it. 962 01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:09,667 Murli, why do you bug everyone? 963 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:13,333 It seems you're here to irritate people, and not to study. 964 01:15:13,958 --> 01:15:16,375 Not everyone, just Asthana. 965 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:20,333 He and his daughter... Never mind. 966 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,083 Chinky is innocent, she didn't even know. 967 01:15:26,042 --> 01:15:30,083 You know Chinky? - Of course! She's a good friend. 968 01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:32,375 It wasn't her fault. 969 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,333 The maid told her father what could she do? 970 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:40,792 No wonder! I kept thinking how a childhood buddy could tell on me. 971 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:49,042 Ms. Suman, tell me, like... How does she look? 972 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:51,375 Why? 973 01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:54,458 As a kid she was a big fatso! Now? 974 01:15:54,833 --> 01:15:57,833 Absolutely not! I've seen her old picture. 975 01:15:57,917 --> 01:16:00,375 She wasn't that fat. - You're kidding me! 976 01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:03,458 She once climbed a tree. The branch broke! 977 01:16:07,917 --> 01:16:11,042 How is she now? I mean, how does she look? 978 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:14,917 Not too bad. 979 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,667 As good as you? 980 01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:22,292 Better than me. 981 01:16:22,375 --> 01:16:25,958 Woah! Ms Suman. You have to make her meet me. 982 01:16:26,042 --> 01:16:28,667 Dr. Asthana will kill her - That son of a... 983 01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:33,333 Sorry. We'll meet secretly. You 984 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:34,917 please help. 985 01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:39,458 Why? - Say what? - Why should I? 986 01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:46,500 Fine. But only if you promise not bug any of the professors. 987 01:16:46,583 --> 01:16:48,000 Deal! 988 01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:49,792 I'll think about it. 989 01:16:53,667 --> 01:16:58,750 Now observe closely. Such interesting cases are rare. 990 01:16:59,792 --> 01:17:03,333 The subject has been in this condition for 12 years. 991 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:09,333 He can't speak, hear, understand, or feel anything. 992 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:15,792 His senses are all dead. He's a vegetable. 993 01:17:16,667 --> 01:17:19,625 Now see, if you observe closely... 994 01:17:19,708 --> 01:17:23,875 ...when I shine a light into the eyes. 995 01:17:24,625 --> 01:17:27,958 The pupils contract, but the subject doesn't blink. 996 01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:31,958 Yo, boss! Hello! Turn off the torch. 997 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:35,417 Why? - That must cause him discomfort. 998 01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:40,833 Out of the question! The subject can't feel anything. 999 01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:43,458 Say what? - Subject? Doesn't he have a name? 1000 01:17:48,542 --> 01:17:50,833 His name is Anand Banerjee. 1001 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:53,625 And he's many years your senior, talk respectfully about him. 1002 01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:55,583 Why are you getting emotional? 1003 01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:59,667 I told you he can't hear a thing. 1004 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:04,583 Relax! Sit down. Munna sit down 1005 01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:09,625 In your medical careers, you'll face this questions many times. 1006 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:14,583 Tell me, is it right to keep a vegetable alive... 1007 01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:16,667 ...by using medicine. 1008 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:20,792 Especially in a country where there's shortage of hospitals. 1009 01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:25,000 The subject has been occupying a bed for the last 12 years. 1010 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,500 Screw you! 1011 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,875 You're concerned about the bed! 1012 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,042 How do you know he won't wake up? 1013 01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:34,500 I'm a doctor. - But not God. 1014 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:37,958 Did you get inside his head? I should thwack you in the head. 1015 01:18:38,042 --> 01:18:40,833 Munna Leave the class! 1016 01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:45,833 Say what you want. Let's go Mr. Anand. 1017 01:18:45,917 --> 01:18:48,833 What are you doing? Where are you taking him? 1018 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:51,167 Brother Anand, don't mind. 1019 01:18:51,917 --> 01:18:54,958 These docs read a couple of books and think they are God. 1020 01:18:55,042 --> 01:18:57,583 If anyone gives tension, let me know. 1021 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:12,042 12 years you have been here, that's a lot of time. 1022 01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:16,583 You must be bored! Hey doc, gimme the headphones. 1023 01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:26,917 Brother Anand, listen; it's your heart! What a solid beat. 1024 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:29,042 Listen. 1025 01:19:33,125 --> 01:19:36,833 You are hundred percent alive. 1026 01:19:36,875 --> 01:19:40,792 If any one disagrees make them hear your heart's voice, Ok? 1027 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:52,125 Yo, Circuit... - All right, here. 1028 01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:56,833 Hey, quit imitating a bedspread and bring the bed out. 1029 01:19:57,792 --> 01:19:59,792 And sir, he just took the subject out the class. 1030 01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:03,417 And you did nothing? - Should I have wrestled with him? 1031 01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:07,458 Sir, he nearly strangled me. I could have died. 1032 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:12,042 And that ugly street language in the classroom, yo dude, like. 1033 01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,583 I just can't get this shit into my head, man. - What is this? 1034 01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:16,000 Is this some bloody country bar? 1035 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:19,500 Do you know by what name he calls us? "Doofus" ! 1036 01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:25,000 Yo, doofus, out of the way! Move it! 1037 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:28,375 Sir, we all want you to rusticate him. 1038 01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:32,583 One second. We can't do that. - Why? 1039 01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:36,542 On what pretext do we throw him out? Because he asks questions? 1040 01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:38,083 Or because he doesn't speak too politely? 1041 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,958 He topped the pre-medical entrance exams. 1042 01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,333 We need a very strong reason to rusticate him. 1043 01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:51,375 Yo, mop-boy, scoot. Hey, 'safari-suit', make way! 1044 01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:55,458 Enjoying your stroll? Get to work! 1045 01:20:57,375 --> 01:20:58,958 Sit, sit, sit! 1046 01:21:01,375 --> 01:21:03,750 There's only one way out as I see it. 1047 01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:06,958 Rustom, you will set this terms question paper. 1048 01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:10,042 You'll set the toughest paper in the history of this institution. 1049 01:21:10,667 --> 01:21:12,708 Sure, sir. - He'll fail, and the next day... 1050 01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:14,542 ...we'll hand him his leaving certificate. And he's out! 1051 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:15,875 Brilliant! 1052 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:18,417 Munna's brought a bed, dude! - What? 1053 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,833 Come on what are you waiting for? 1054 01:21:22,667 --> 01:21:24,417 You mind your language! "Brought a bed, dude?" 1055 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,625 He's brought a bed, sir! 1056 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,333 Brother Anand, dump the tension. 1057 01:21:37,417 --> 01:21:38,667 Any problems, tell brother about it. 1058 01:21:39,667 --> 01:21:41,542 Brother, your father-in-law! 1059 01:21:47,667 --> 01:21:49,917 May I ask what's going on here? - No! 1060 01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:54,625 Ok... Ok. Ask... 1061 01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:58,750 What the hell are you up to now? - Doc Doofus here said that... 1062 01:21:58,833 --> 01:22:01,417 ...brother Anand's bed could be better utilized... 1063 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,458 ...for another patient. So we've vacated it. 1064 01:22:04,667 --> 01:22:05,958 We have no need for this bed. 1065 01:22:06,042 --> 01:22:08,250 It's not for you to sleep on, doofus. 1066 01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:13,667 Brother Anand, this is your personal bed. 1067 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:17,500 Sleep easy. Nobody will bother you. 1068 01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:22,208 Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy. 1069 01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:27,542 I want this bed removed right now! 1070 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:46,583 Careful! He hasn't shaved in 12 years. 1071 01:22:47,667 --> 01:22:50,833 Brother Anand, let's get you clicked and then out in the sun. 1072 01:22:51,708 --> 01:22:53,208 Get some, Vitamin D! 1073 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:59,167 Tonda's going around saying that Munna's out, call me for work. 1074 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:01,667 I can't study and work. 1075 01:23:02,792 --> 01:23:07,917 There's so much stuff in the body to know about? 1076 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:12,458 To begin with, there are 206 types of bones! 1077 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:16,792 Never thought of that while breaking them, did we? 1078 01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:19,917 Why aren't you in class? 1079 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,167 Because everyone keeps throwing me out. 1080 01:23:22,208 --> 01:23:23,792 All the doctors are angry with you. 1081 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:25,583 You've got to pay more attention to your studies... 1082 01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,667 Brother... 1083 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:30,625 Hello... I'm talking to you. 1084 01:23:33,333 --> 01:23:35,292 Murli. 1085 01:23:53,292 --> 01:23:54,792 Brother Anand, you look like a rock star! 1086 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:57,333 The nurses are going to fight over you now. 1087 01:23:57,375 --> 01:24:00,458 Hey come here, come here. See how handsome Anand is looking. 1088 01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:01,708 Let's go for a spin, brother. 1089 01:24:02,708 --> 01:24:04,458 Hey Circuit, give me a hand will you? - Yes. 1090 01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:16,250 That face behind a beard... heresy! 1091 01:24:20,250 --> 01:24:21,458 Murli, stop! 1092 01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:25,250 What is this Murli? You please concentrate on your studies. 1093 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:27,292 Look if you don't do well, they are going to throw you out. 1094 01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:31,250 Ok look, if you study, and pass the exam... 1095 01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:33,333 I'll arrange a meeting between you and Chinky. 1096 01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:35,583 No problem. I'll pass! 1097 01:24:43,167 --> 01:24:48,667 Pops... How are you? - Come in. Carom. 1098 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:53,333 Play carom, drink juice... That's good life, pops. 1099 01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:01,583 It's really difficult paper man! 1100 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:13,333 Alimentary canal... Alimentary canal... Got that? Ok. 1101 01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:15,167 The answer to question number four is... 1102 01:25:15,250 --> 01:25:18,167 Spinal cord atrophy induces... 1103 01:25:22,042 --> 01:25:23,250 What...? 1104 01:25:24,125 --> 01:25:27,542 Spinal cord atrophy... Hey keep it down! 1105 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:31,417 Will you please... Silence! I can't concentrate man... Please. 1106 01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:37,083 Spinal, s-p-i-n-a-I, cord, c-o-r-d... 1107 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:53,708 Done. Was really tough! - Best of luck. 1108 01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:02,000 This guy is a genius. If such guys become doctors... 1109 01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:04,292 Then patients will only hear... 1110 01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:08,042 "Dude lie down, You are screwed!" 1111 01:26:09,458 --> 01:26:12,167 Rustom I want to know how he topped. 1112 01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:16,125 How would I know sir? - Yeah, how would I know? 1113 01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:19,375 Sir you had called Murli Prasad Sharma. - Send him in. - Come in. 1114 01:26:21,375 --> 01:26:23,708 So Mr. Sharma, you have topped again. 1115 01:26:24,042 --> 01:26:26,708 Dude, your professors sure know their job. 1116 01:26:27,042 --> 01:26:29,500 May I ask you what you wish to prove here? 1117 01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:34,125 Ask away dude! - Who do you think you are? 1118 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,500 Do you think I don't know that you have cheated? 1119 01:26:37,542 --> 01:26:40,167 I don't know how, but I will find out, Mister 1120 01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:44,500 You think I have cheated? Let me declare that I have. 1121 01:26:44,583 --> 01:26:47,667 And I will do it again. Do what you can! 1122 01:26:48,125 --> 01:26:51,500 Shut up! No one has ever spoken to me like this! 1123 01:26:51,542 --> 01:26:53,458 There's always a first time dude! 1124 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:55,125 You, you, you, you... 1125 01:26:55,917 --> 01:26:59,500 Do you know I can throw you out of this college? 1126 01:27:00,167 --> 01:27:02,583 Have you forgotten how I threw your father out? 1127 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:09,458 How can I forget that? My father cried in front of me and left. 1128 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,958 Now it's your turn. 1129 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,667 You are going to get screwed in your own college. 1130 01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:16,542 Not only will I become a doctor, I'll also marry your daughter. 1131 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,458 That's my challenge. 1132 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,458 Do your worst. 1133 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:35,083 I will screw him. 1134 01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:37,458 What am I saying?!?!?! 1135 01:27:51,430 --> 01:27:55,597 Ms. Suman I topped again! - Murli, I am busy. 1136 01:27:56,597 --> 01:27:59,388 Dump the tension. I'll wait. 1137 01:28:00,555 --> 01:28:02,847 Get these tests done. - Thank you doctor. 1138 01:28:03,888 --> 01:28:07,388 Murli, you're... - But I topped Ms. Suman! 1139 01:28:07,555 --> 01:28:09,847 I know. Congratulations. 1140 01:28:09,888 --> 01:28:12,513 Please ask Chinky to meet me now. - She won't meet you. 1141 01:28:12,597 --> 01:28:18,388 Hey you're breaking your promise. - She's scared, Munna. 1142 01:28:18,472 --> 01:28:22,472 She would meet you but Dr. Asthana is livid right now. 1143 01:28:22,555 --> 01:28:25,472 Dude he's like the incredible Sulk. 1144 01:28:25,930 --> 01:28:27,972 Why doesn't someone just give him a Magic Hug? 1145 01:28:28,055 --> 01:28:30,763 Hug? - An honest hug is magical. 1146 01:28:30,888 --> 01:28:34,222 My mom calls it the Magic Hug. It is an anti-tension drug. 1147 01:28:34,347 --> 01:28:37,305 Hey, can't you see it's wet there. 1148 01:28:39,097 --> 01:28:42,222 I sweep this place 25 times a day. Am I a machine? 1149 01:28:42,847 --> 01:28:44,013 I keep cleaning, people keep walking 1150 01:28:46,763 --> 01:28:47,888 I'll die sweeping. 1151 01:28:47,972 --> 01:28:52,180 All will go from here. They can't go from somewhere else. 1152 01:28:52,263 --> 01:28:54,388 Hey, watch it... 1153 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:57,055 Sorry! - What sorry? 1154 01:28:57,138 --> 01:29:00,138 You'll merely walk off but I'll get yelled at. 1155 01:29:00,222 --> 01:29:03,847 Like I have been yelled at... for 30 years. 1156 01:29:03,888 --> 01:29:06,930 What's your name? 1157 01:29:07,722 --> 01:29:11,180 You want to complain now? The name is Maqsood... 1158 01:29:11,263 --> 01:29:15,347 I don't want to complain. I want to thank you. 1159 01:29:17,805 --> 01:29:18,888 Really... 1160 01:29:24,263 --> 01:29:26,180 You're an awesome worker brother Maqsood. 1161 01:29:26,722 --> 01:29:29,888 Everyone thanks doctors for making them well. 1162 01:29:30,722 --> 01:29:34,180 No one thanks you for picking their rubbish. 1163 01:29:35,722 --> 01:29:37,388 I just want to say thanks. 1164 01:29:37,805 --> 01:29:40,680 Thank you. 1165 01:29:51,972 --> 01:29:55,347 You're gonna make me cry. Enough. 1166 01:30:04,722 --> 01:30:08,347 Sorry! - Forget it. I'll take care of it. 1167 01:30:15,055 --> 01:30:17,680 Tell Chinky that she should give her dad a Magic Hug. 1168 01:30:17,722 --> 01:30:19,180 I swear that he will melt like butter. 1169 01:30:20,180 --> 01:30:21,305 Suman, I'm telling the truth. 1170 01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:30,013 I've decided - I'm calling Dubai! 1171 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:32,138 Dubai! Why? 1172 01:30:32,763 --> 01:30:37,305 Brother Abbas can make Munna disappear in thin air. 1173 01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:40,263 Dad what are you saying? Who is this Abbas guy? 1174 01:30:40,347 --> 01:30:43,138 He came to get his hernia operated from me. 1175 01:30:43,180 --> 01:30:44,222 You know what he said to me? 1176 01:30:44,347 --> 01:30:47,597 He said "Brother Asthana, I owe you a hernia... 1177 01:30:47,638 --> 01:30:50,888 ...if you ever need help just think of me." 1178 01:30:50,972 --> 01:30:52,847 These are men of honour. 1179 01:30:55,805 --> 01:31:01,888 No dad! You're not cut out for this stuff. 1180 01:31:01,972 --> 01:31:03,097 Yeah! I know... 1181 01:31:06,722 --> 01:31:09,305 Hello! - Hello Chinky, Munna here. 1182 01:31:09,555 --> 01:31:10,763 Did Dr. Suman talk to you? 1183 01:31:10,847 --> 01:31:15,555 I had sent a message through your friend Dr. Suman. 1184 01:31:15,597 --> 01:31:18,055 She's my buddy too. 1185 01:31:18,722 --> 01:31:20,763 What message? - To give your dad a Magic Hug! 1186 01:31:20,888 --> 01:31:23,680 Is the doofus feeling better? 1187 01:31:23,722 --> 01:31:25,597 Doofus!! He called me a doofus!! 1188 01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,847 What's going on Munna? - I topped again. 1189 01:31:28,930 --> 01:31:33,222 It's turned into a habit. - So, what do you want? 1190 01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:38,180 You told Ms. Suman if I do well you'd meet me... Right? 1191 01:31:39,055 --> 01:31:40,930 No, I can't meet you. 1192 01:31:41,013 --> 01:31:44,680 Hey Chinky, it's wrong to break a promise. 1193 01:31:44,763 --> 01:31:50,180 Ok, fine. Tomorrow. Club Kino. Ten o'clock. Ok? 1194 01:31:51,138 --> 01:31:54,013 My own daughter meets him. I'll kill him. 1195 01:31:54,930 --> 01:31:57,847 I promise you wont hear Munna's name after this. 1196 01:32:16,888 --> 01:32:18,847 Brother, how will you recognize her? 1197 01:32:19,138 --> 01:32:20,972 I will, I've known her as a child! 1198 01:32:29,513 --> 01:32:32,847 Munna! 1199 01:32:33,430 --> 01:32:36,097 Brother... Found her! - Where? 1200 01:32:36,180 --> 01:32:37,555 Up there. In mid air! 1201 01:32:51,638 --> 01:32:55,472 Munna my baby, so sweet. 1202 01:33:00,097 --> 01:33:05,138 Don't you recognize me... your childhood buddy, Chinky? 1203 01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:08,638 It's she! Hello Ma'am, I'm Circuit. 1204 01:33:09,013 --> 01:33:11,638 Circuit! As in, like, fused Circuit? 1205 01:33:13,347 --> 01:33:15,513 Oh my God! - Hey Chinky, how are you doing? 1206 01:33:15,597 --> 01:33:17,222 Andy, Hi... 1207 01:33:18,513 --> 01:33:21,138 Hey, that's our number. We got to hit the floor. 1208 01:33:31,055 --> 01:33:34,472 That bastard! Should I nail that chimpanzee? - No, dude. 1209 01:33:42,347 --> 01:33:45,263 Come on let's go. - What, me too? 1210 01:33:53,180 --> 01:33:55,847 Who was that guy? - Andy, my boy friend. 1211 01:33:55,930 --> 01:33:58,930 A boyfriend... that's freaky! 1212 01:33:59,097 --> 01:34:01,388 Why? Don't you have a girlfriend? 1213 01:34:02,930 --> 01:34:06,888 Oh so sweet darling. Life is very short. 1214 01:34:07,013 --> 01:34:12,472 So we have to have fun. Are you free on Saturday? 1215 01:34:12,888 --> 01:34:16,055 Andy is going to New York, so let's meet up. 1216 01:34:16,805 --> 01:34:18,055 Meaning? - Meaning... 1217 01:34:19,097 --> 01:34:22,430 You and me, alone! 1218 01:34:25,388 --> 01:34:27,888 Chinky, you've changed a lot, babe! 1219 01:34:35,347 --> 01:34:38,013 Oh God! You had to see his face. It was so funny. 1220 01:34:38,805 --> 01:34:41,388 "Chinky, you've changed a lot, babe!" 1221 01:34:42,138 --> 01:34:44,722 So you rocked, huh? - Don't know about 'rocked'... 1222 01:34:44,763 --> 01:34:46,763 But he was shocked for sure! 1223 01:34:48,097 --> 01:34:52,847 Dad! - I'm sorry. I had to hear it. 1224 01:34:53,763 --> 01:34:54,888 What did he say? Boyfriend... 1225 01:34:54,972 --> 01:34:56,222 "A boyfriend... that's freaky!!" 1226 01:34:59,263 --> 01:35:02,888 I was so worried. But you did a fantastic job. Well done! 1227 01:35:02,930 --> 01:35:05,347 Are you ok now dad? - Ok? I am very happy. 1228 01:35:05,430 --> 01:35:07,263 But, "A boyfriend... that's freaky!!" 1229 01:35:09,180 --> 01:35:14,847 Ok, enough. Poor guy! - It's bad to make a mockery of someone. 1230 01:35:15,930 --> 01:35:18,097 But... - "A boyfriend... that's freaky!" 1231 01:35:23,013 --> 01:35:26,847 She was so sweet as a kid... It's just ruined my memories. 1232 01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:30,263 Time changes everything, Murli. - But how much? 1233 01:35:30,805 --> 01:35:33,180 She was morphing into the guys when she danced. 1234 01:35:33,763 --> 01:35:38,847 And her dress? It was so indecent. 1235 01:35:40,263 --> 01:35:43,138 Now look at you. You're a doctor. So decent. 1236 01:35:43,222 --> 01:35:45,180 One respects you. 1237 01:35:45,805 --> 01:35:49,805 She is the way she is. You should just forget her. 1238 01:35:51,805 --> 01:35:54,847 And while you're at it, forget about Dr. Asthana as well. 1239 01:35:54,930 --> 01:36:00,722 This war is futile. - You're so sensible. 1240 01:36:01,763 --> 01:36:05,347 You know, I always thought she'd be like you. 1241 01:36:05,722 --> 01:36:07,972 Even if she weren't as pretty as you I'd dump the tension. 1242 01:36:08,930 --> 01:36:14,888 But your peaceful style, and your friendly smile... 1243 01:36:15,722 --> 01:36:20,222 But she? - But Murli, I'm not Chinky. 1244 01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:25,055 Why? Why aren't you Chinky? 1245 01:36:27,140 --> 01:36:32,597 I always thought she'd be like you... 1246 01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:36,930 ...and now I can't get your image off my mind. 1247 01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:41,763 Your smile, your eyes... 1248 01:36:43,097 --> 01:36:44,847 What? - What? 1249 01:36:44,930 --> 01:36:46,597 What did you say? 1250 01:36:47,763 --> 01:36:48,930 What did you hear? 1251 01:36:49,763 --> 01:36:54,638 Murli, didn't you just say something? - No! 1252 01:36:55,763 --> 01:36:57,847 I thought I heard something. 1253 01:36:57,930 --> 01:36:59,555 I swear she heard me brother Anand. 1254 01:36:59,638 --> 01:37:01,305 I didn't even move my lips... 1255 01:37:01,638 --> 01:37:03,888 ...and she knew what I was thinking. 1256 01:37:07,638 --> 01:37:08,847 Is that possible, brother? 1257 01:37:10,222 --> 01:37:12,638 You know, this happens in love. 1258 01:37:12,722 --> 01:37:15,555 Circuit also says if feelings are strong... 1259 01:37:15,638 --> 01:37:18,097 ...you can talk long distance clearly without a phone. 1260 01:37:18,930 --> 01:37:22,555 So give me a signal brother, what do you think? 1261 01:37:22,638 --> 01:37:24,888 Do you think, I'm falling for her? 1262 01:37:28,097 --> 01:37:32,763 Correct, I think so too. 1263 01:37:36,597 --> 01:37:40,055 Hey! Brother, Hey, Doctor! 1264 01:37:40,138 --> 01:37:43,055 Come quick. Brother Anand spoke to me. 1265 01:37:43,097 --> 01:37:44,555 He heard me and blinked at me as well. 1266 01:37:45,930 --> 01:37:50,055 Do it again, brother, come on. 1267 01:37:52,930 --> 01:37:57,180 Mr. Sharma, he's never even twitched in twelve years. - Shut up! 1268 01:37:58,888 --> 01:38:02,138 Brother, I know you're listening to me. 1269 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:06,888 Please try. 1270 01:38:06,972 --> 01:38:08,055 Give me a sign. 1271 01:38:08,097 --> 01:38:10,763 Show them they're wrong. 1272 01:38:14,638 --> 01:38:20,138 OK everyone, let's get back to work. You wait for your signal. Come. 1273 01:38:24,597 --> 01:38:26,680 Murli, what now? 1274 01:38:27,513 --> 01:38:30,055 Ms. Suman, do you think I'd joke about this? 1275 01:38:30,847 --> 01:38:34,805 I swear he blinked. 1276 01:38:35,555 --> 01:38:38,513 Murli, even though your voice reaches his ears... 1277 01:38:38,555 --> 01:38:40,888 ...it doesn't reach his brain. 1278 01:38:40,972 --> 01:38:42,722 So what if it doesn't reach his brain. 1279 01:38:44,722 --> 01:38:48,055 It goes straight to the heart. 1280 01:38:48,722 --> 01:38:50,972 Whether you believe it or not. 1281 01:38:51,055 --> 01:38:54,638 I say if there is a strong connection between two people... 1282 01:38:54,722 --> 01:38:58,972 ...then it's the heart that listens. 1283 01:38:59,055 --> 01:39:01,180 You're too much. 1284 01:39:07,763 --> 01:39:10,930 Ms. Suman, can you hear me? 1285 01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:17,180 Mike testing, 1, 2, 3... 1286 01:39:19,180 --> 01:39:23,055 Ms. Suman, I think I've fallen in love with you. 1287 01:39:46,638 --> 01:39:48,055 Hello. - Good morning dad. 1288 01:39:48,138 --> 01:39:49,805 Oh, I met Dr. Desai's son, yesterday. 1289 01:39:49,888 --> 01:39:51,888 He is also a doctor. Neurosurgeon. 1290 01:39:51,972 --> 01:39:53,722 Very good looking fellow. 1291 01:39:53,805 --> 01:39:56,055 I think you should meet him once. 1292 01:40:02,972 --> 01:40:05,305 Brother Munna! - Munna? 1293 01:40:05,638 --> 01:40:07,263 Yes. He's got flowers for you. 1294 01:40:08,638 --> 01:40:12,972 You get up. I'll handle this. You go. OK. 1295 01:40:14,722 --> 01:40:19,847 Hey Dean. Open the door! - Yeah, yeah... calm down. 1296 01:40:25,888 --> 01:40:27,263 Yes? - For you. 1297 01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:28,930 For me? 1298 01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:32,722 Look, I want to apologize to you... genuinely. 1299 01:40:37,138 --> 01:40:39,680 Come in. No, Chinky's inside right? 1300 01:40:39,763 --> 01:40:41,513 Let's sit in the in garden for two minutes. 1301 01:40:42,597 --> 01:40:44,138 Why not? Sure. Come. 1302 01:40:55,638 --> 01:41:00,680 Look dude, I've created a lot of tension for you. 1303 01:41:00,722 --> 01:41:05,013 Today I just want to say sorry. 1304 01:41:09,888 --> 01:41:13,847 No Munna. The fault was mine. So what you are not a doctor. 1305 01:41:13,930 --> 01:41:18,555 You are a gem! I know you want to meet Chinky. 1306 01:41:18,638 --> 01:41:23,013 Hang on... Chinky. - No, don't, I've met her. 1307 01:41:23,555 --> 01:41:27,513 Really? You rascal! So? 1308 01:41:29,055 --> 01:41:31,680 To tell you the truth she's too wild. 1309 01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:34,680 I know she's a motherless child... 1310 01:41:34,763 --> 01:41:36,805 But you ought to control her a bit. 1311 01:41:36,888 --> 01:41:38,013 You are right. 1312 01:41:38,055 --> 01:41:40,472 But once you two are married... 1313 01:41:40,555 --> 01:41:43,680 She will realize her responsibilities, right? 1314 01:41:43,722 --> 01:41:44,805 Sorry boss. 1315 01:41:45,555 --> 01:41:48,472 I can't run a bulldozer through my life... 1316 01:41:48,638 --> 01:41:50,972 Just because I want to bulldoze yours. 1317 01:41:51,597 --> 01:41:54,888 To marry, it's important to be in love, right? - That's true. 1318 01:41:55,513 --> 01:41:58,972 Dude, I have found true love with someone. 1319 01:41:59,013 --> 01:42:00,097 How sweet. 1320 01:42:01,972 --> 01:42:04,513 I hope it doesn't break poor Chinky's heart. 1321 01:42:04,555 --> 01:42:07,680 Why don't you tell her? Chinky! 1322 01:42:08,847 --> 01:42:10,888 Tell her later, please! 1323 01:42:12,055 --> 01:42:14,847 Ok. Poor Chinky! 1324 01:42:16,888 --> 01:42:20,680 But I'm really happy for you Munna. 1325 01:42:23,930 --> 01:42:29,013 Go son, find your path, the path of love. Be happy! 1326 01:42:29,472 --> 01:42:33,097 I misunderstood you. You are quite cool, dude! - Cool! 1327 01:42:35,055 --> 01:42:38,930 May I who this fortunate girl is? 1328 01:42:39,472 --> 01:42:42,055 Ask, dude! - You are blushing. How sweet. 1329 01:42:42,472 --> 01:42:44,555 You're shy! Who is she? 1330 01:42:45,555 --> 01:42:50,597 Dude, you can't tell a soul. 1331 01:42:51,472 --> 01:42:54,847 It's Dr. Suman. I'm gonna marry her. 1332 01:43:12,013 --> 01:43:15,055 So happy! - I knew you'd be happy. 1333 01:43:16,430 --> 01:43:19,013 You're cool, man. I gotta run now. 1334 01:43:29,722 --> 01:43:31,972 Ms. Suman, what happened? 1335 01:43:32,055 --> 01:43:35,097 Exactly what did you tell dad? - Whose dad? 1336 01:43:35,388 --> 01:43:37,513 Chinky's dad, Dr Asthana. 1337 01:43:37,555 --> 01:43:40,013 Damn! He just can't keep his trap shut. 1338 01:43:40,055 --> 01:43:42,597 Like you. Why did you say those things to him? 1339 01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:45,513 Correct. Instead of Chinky's old man... 1340 01:43:45,555 --> 01:43:46,722 I should have to your old man... 1341 01:43:46,805 --> 01:43:50,513 ...I mean... your father. - No! You should have to me first. 1342 01:43:50,555 --> 01:43:52,472 Correct. If I love you... 1343 01:43:53,888 --> 01:43:55,513 I should first speak to you, right? 1344 01:43:56,805 --> 01:43:59,472 It... just happened... 1345 01:44:03,930 --> 01:44:06,388 So? - So what? 1346 01:44:06,472 --> 01:44:10,013 So, how do you feel about me? 1347 01:44:11,388 --> 01:44:16,013 I don't feel anything. I mean, I like you. 1348 01:44:16,472 --> 01:44:19,472 I know you can make any woman really happy! 1349 01:44:19,555 --> 01:44:21,513 You are woman I want to make happy. 1350 01:44:23,055 --> 01:44:25,972 Ms. Suman, when you smile... 1351 01:44:27,847 --> 01:44:29,930 Life is beautiful. 1352 01:44:31,763 --> 01:44:35,763 I want to see you smiling forever. 1353 01:44:38,388 --> 01:44:40,847 So? - So what? 1354 01:44:43,930 --> 01:44:47,180 Please marry me. - Murli!! 1355 01:44:49,347 --> 01:44:51,805 I just want a straight answer. 1356 01:44:51,888 --> 01:44:55,138 If you don't want to marry me, I will leave. 1357 01:44:55,222 --> 01:44:59,388 Hello doctor. - Hello Zaheer. Murli please leave. 1358 01:44:59,847 --> 01:45:02,888 Ms. Suman are you certain you don't feel a thing for me? 1359 01:45:02,972 --> 01:45:05,805 I'm with a patient now. - Take your time. 1360 01:45:05,888 --> 01:45:08,013 I'm not leaving without an answer. 1361 01:45:08,055 --> 01:45:13,097 Dude is there a problem if I wait here? It's important. 1362 01:45:14,722 --> 01:45:16,847 Did you get all the tests done? - Yes doctor. 1363 01:45:17,972 --> 01:45:22,347 Just give me two minutes. Sit. - What's up? I'm a doctor too. 1364 01:45:23,722 --> 01:45:25,263 I had a stomachache for sometime 1365 01:45:26,305 --> 01:45:29,180 A couple days back I vomited and there some blood. 1366 01:45:29,722 --> 01:45:33,180 Thought I'd get some tests done. - Clear case of food poisoning! 1367 01:45:33,263 --> 01:45:35,763 Did you eat out? - I eat out everyday. 1368 01:45:35,847 --> 01:45:38,805 Why? Where is your you family? - In Nagpur. 1369 01:45:39,472 --> 01:45:44,472 Married? You don't need a doc, you need a wife... 1370 01:45:44,555 --> 01:45:48,555 ...who'll feed you, keep your clothes clean. 1371 01:45:48,638 --> 01:45:50,930 Hey, this shirt's had it! 1372 01:45:51,430 --> 01:45:53,680 Zaheer, can anyone from your family come here? 1373 01:45:53,763 --> 01:45:56,930 Why doctor? What does the report say? 1374 01:45:57,263 --> 01:45:59,347 You should have come here a couple of months back. 1375 01:46:02,597 --> 01:46:06,430 Look, Zaheer... sit. 1376 01:46:13,263 --> 01:46:14,680 Zaheer you need to be brave. 1377 01:46:15,263 --> 01:46:18,513 I suspect you have stomach cancer. 1378 01:46:26,222 --> 01:46:27,847 Get admitted right now. 1379 01:46:30,347 --> 01:46:32,888 But I have an important meeting at two. 1380 01:46:33,222 --> 01:46:35,638 Ok, so come tomorrow morning. 1381 01:46:37,222 --> 01:46:41,680 Why did you I should've come a few months back? 1382 01:46:43,347 --> 01:46:45,513 Is it too late? - No... No... 1383 01:46:45,555 --> 01:46:47,513 We'll start the treatment tomorrow. 1384 01:46:47,555 --> 01:46:49,680 Then why did you say that? 1385 01:46:53,430 --> 01:46:54,597 How much time do I have? 1386 01:46:55,763 --> 01:46:57,472 Please tell me the truth. 1387 01:46:58,597 --> 01:46:59,847 I have many responsibilities. 1388 01:47:00,222 --> 01:47:02,722 Look Zaheer, finish your meeting 1389 01:47:02,805 --> 01:47:04,847 And finish all your work by evening. 1390 01:47:07,222 --> 01:47:09,472 All my work? In half a day? 1391 01:47:12,263 --> 01:47:14,305 Get settled? Buy a flat? 1392 01:47:15,388 --> 01:47:16,638 In half a day? 1393 01:47:19,722 --> 01:47:22,638 My mother's pilgrimage, sister's wedding? 1394 01:47:23,555 --> 01:47:24,847 In half a day? 1395 01:47:26,722 --> 01:47:29,722 Zaheer, God willing, you'll be fine. 1396 01:47:29,763 --> 01:47:31,847 God's will is fairly obvious 1397 01:47:33,222 --> 01:47:34,638 I've given half a day to live. 1398 01:47:37,180 --> 01:47:39,430 Zaheer... - Why me? 1399 01:47:48,388 --> 01:47:49,555 Tell me doctor 1400 01:47:51,388 --> 01:47:57,097 I never drank or smoked. I've never been with a woman... 1401 01:47:57,180 --> 01:48:01,305 ...then why me? 1402 01:48:03,555 --> 01:48:07,055 All my friends go to strip bars, smoke, drink themselves silly... 1403 01:48:07,138 --> 01:48:09,222 Even I felt like doing it. 1404 01:48:11,472 --> 01:48:17,055 But I always buried my desires... 1405 01:48:17,138 --> 01:48:23,555 ...to fulfill my responsibilities first. 1406 01:48:32,222 --> 01:48:34,055 Thought I'd have a long life... 1407 01:48:34,097 --> 01:48:35,805 ...there will be time for this... 1408 01:48:43,097 --> 01:48:45,347 How much does he have? - Very little. 1409 01:48:45,430 --> 01:48:48,638 You should have huuged him. - Murli! 1410 01:48:48,722 --> 01:48:52,722 He needed it bad, dude. - It doesn't work like this! 1411 01:49:04,097 --> 01:49:09,180 Dump the tension, brother. You'll be fine. 1412 01:49:09,222 --> 01:49:12,222 Let go... let go of me! 1413 01:49:12,263 --> 01:49:14,013 Dump the tension! It'll be the fine! - Stop harassing me! 1414 01:49:14,055 --> 01:49:15,347 Stop harassing me! 1415 01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:18,013 Didn't I say I'm coming tomorrow? 1416 01:49:21,138 --> 01:49:22,263 Let me be! 1417 01:49:34,055 --> 01:49:37,597 Circuit... Where do the people go when they die? 1418 01:49:39,347 --> 01:49:41,722 Depends on who it was. 1419 01:49:43,388 --> 01:49:45,430 Did you ever feel you were gonna die? 1420 01:49:47,055 --> 01:49:48,972 Do you know that freak, Shakeel? - Yeah? 1421 01:49:49,055 --> 01:49:52,472 Once ran with a sword after me I thought I'm gonna go that day! 1422 01:49:52,555 --> 01:49:54,180 No, stupid. 1423 01:49:57,097 --> 01:49:58,138 Have ever been in a situation... 1424 01:49:58,222 --> 01:49:59,972 ...where you knew you were gonna die... 1425 01:50:00,055 --> 01:50:01,388 ...and were helpless. Waited for it. 1426 01:50:02,222 --> 01:50:09,138 Saw the calendar, the clock, like a time bomb. 1427 01:50:12,555 --> 01:50:16,597 Your life, your dreams suddenly come face to face with the end! 1428 01:50:17,597 --> 01:50:25,638 Brother my mom used to say we become stars when we die. 1429 01:50:29,055 --> 01:50:31,555 Look - My dad. 1430 01:50:32,222 --> 01:50:34,097 Bugger used to beat me a lot. 1431 01:50:35,555 --> 01:50:39,555 That's my uncle he was a cool guy! 1432 01:50:45,013 --> 01:50:46,388 Hey where's mom? 1433 01:50:48,555 --> 01:50:50,347 Bombay's getting damn too polluted, man! 1434 01:50:53,972 --> 01:50:58,638 Circuit, get my stuff back my from the hostel. 1435 01:50:59,472 --> 01:51:02,347 Why? - Enough of this drama, man! 1436 01:51:02,388 --> 01:51:07,305 I want to get back to work. - Why are you saying this, brother? 1437 01:51:09,472 --> 01:51:12,222 Look, I had gone there for Chinky. 1438 01:51:12,305 --> 01:51:14,055 You saw Chinky, right? 1439 01:51:14,138 --> 01:51:17,097 And Dr. Suman is also not interested. 1440 01:51:17,972 --> 01:51:19,347 So why become a doctor? 1441 01:51:19,930 --> 01:51:25,180 I know you too well. Something's the matter. 1442 01:51:26,388 --> 01:51:30,513 For the first time in fifteen years, someone slapped me today. 1443 01:51:31,055 --> 01:51:33,847 Son of a... give me his name, brother. 1444 01:51:33,930 --> 01:51:36,472 I'll cut him up right here. - Zaheer. 1445 01:51:50,930 --> 01:51:52,263 Hey, aunty! - What? 1446 01:51:52,347 --> 01:51:54,347 Who's Zaheer? - He... Hey! 1447 01:51:54,388 --> 01:51:56,888 Who are you? - Quite! Get inside! 1448 01:51:56,888 --> 01:51:58,472 Move! 1449 01:52:02,222 --> 01:52:07,013 Are you Zaheer? - Yes... 1450 01:52:08,305 --> 01:52:11,888 You slapped brother? - Who are you? 1451 01:52:11,972 --> 01:52:13,347 You've got guts, dude! 1452 01:52:14,263 --> 01:52:18,055 Brother's sent these shirts for you. 1453 01:52:18,888 --> 01:52:22,888 And hey, mark my words - when you have less time... 1454 01:52:22,972 --> 01:52:24,430 You gotta live twice as much! 1455 01:52:26,388 --> 01:52:30,138 Brother told me you haven't even touched a babe! 1456 01:52:32,847 --> 01:52:33,972 Hang on... 1457 01:52:41,888 --> 01:52:46,180 "Set the mood, and get ready, to enjoy a lifetime in one moment" 1458 01:52:46,263 --> 01:52:48,930 "what's gone up in the past..." 1459 01:52:49,013 --> 01:52:51,388 ..."greet what's to come with a smile." 1460 01:52:54,888 --> 01:52:59,013 "Set the mood, there's but one cure." 1461 01:52:59,097 --> 01:53:04,097 "Live with your every pore, life can short, so make it grand!" 1462 01:53:06,888 --> 01:53:13,263 "Look, see through my eyes" 1463 01:53:14,847 --> 01:53:19,097 "Learn to live completely" 1464 01:53:19,888 --> 01:53:23,180 "Seize, for life is too short" 1465 01:53:24,847 --> 01:53:27,930 "know this, your life will pass by" 1466 01:53:28,013 --> 01:53:33,888 "So learn to live before you die!" 1467 01:53:35,180 --> 01:53:42,013 "Look, see through my eyes" 1468 01:53:58,055 --> 01:54:04,930 "Grab happiness's arm" 1469 01:54:05,888 --> 01:54:09,847 "And wrench the pain away" 1470 01:54:10,763 --> 01:54:13,722 "Hey don't grieve over sadness" 1471 01:54:13,763 --> 01:54:15,930 "Stop dying and asking why" 1472 01:54:16,013 --> 01:54:21,847 "And learn to live before you die" 1473 01:54:23,388 --> 01:54:30,347 "Look, see through my eyes" 1474 01:54:31,347 --> 01:54:36,013 "Learn, to live completely" 1475 01:54:36,097 --> 01:54:39,847 "Seize, for life is too short" 1476 01:54:41,722 --> 01:54:44,305 "Know this, your life will pass by" 1477 01:54:44,347 --> 01:54:50,222 "So learn to live before you die..." 1478 01:54:52,138 --> 01:54:55,305 "Fool, it's not about whether you live long" 1479 01:54:55,388 --> 01:54:58,138 "It's whether you live it up" 1480 01:55:34,055 --> 01:55:38,805 "Sing, to beat of your heart" 1481 01:55:40,263 --> 01:55:44,013 "Life is an ice cold song they say"7 1482 01:55:45,097 --> 01:55:46,638 "It's lilting but it's melting away" 1483 01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:50,138 "Whether you laugh or whether you cry" 1484 01:55:50,222 --> 01:55:56,222 "So learn to live before you die!" 1485 01:56:03,680 --> 01:56:04,805 Baldy's here! 1486 01:56:05,930 --> 01:56:08,888 And he's all worked - up. 1487 01:56:08,930 --> 01:56:10,972 Brother Zaheer, he'll finish the rest of the dance for you. 1488 01:56:17,013 --> 01:56:19,097 Let's go... Rina... come on! 1489 01:56:24,888 --> 01:56:27,722 Matron! Who brought the girl here? 1490 01:56:29,763 --> 01:56:30,972 Matron! 1491 01:56:33,638 --> 01:56:35,055 You!... who brought her here? 1492 01:56:40,222 --> 01:56:42,805 Oh, I see. 1493 01:56:45,222 --> 01:56:48,055 You're on that goon's side. 1494 01:56:48,138 --> 01:56:49,180 Shame on you! 1495 01:56:50,055 --> 01:56:54,972 I couldn't do anything earlier. I had to tolerate everything. 1496 01:56:55,013 --> 01:56:58,097 And now that I have a chance you're on his side. 1497 01:56:59,805 --> 01:57:02,847 No one will be spared. 1498 01:57:02,930 --> 01:57:05,513 You, you, you, watch out - See what I do. 1499 01:57:05,597 --> 01:57:06,930 Now you watch it. 1500 01:57:10,763 --> 01:57:13,097 Excuse them, sir, please. 1501 01:57:14,680 --> 01:57:16,513 It was done for me. 1502 01:57:18,763 --> 01:57:22,305 Consider it my last wish. 1503 01:57:25,888 --> 01:57:30,680 He's amazing - a cabaret! You should have seen the dean's face! 1504 01:57:30,722 --> 01:57:32,972 And what about Zaheer face? 1505 01:57:33,055 --> 01:57:35,138 He was smiling! 1506 01:57:35,555 --> 01:57:40,263 You're telling me? Who was the first one he hugged? 1507 01:57:40,430 --> 01:57:41,513 Who? - Me! 1508 01:57:41,805 --> 01:57:43,097 I think I have a cold. 1509 01:57:43,138 --> 01:57:45,930 Hey buddy, me a Magic Hug will you! 1510 01:57:47,805 --> 01:57:48,972 Magic Hug!! 1511 01:57:49,055 --> 01:57:51,430 And me? - Shut up Swami. 1512 01:57:51,805 --> 01:57:54,097 Poor baby... here's yours! 1513 01:57:57,305 --> 01:58:00,263 Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there. - The fridge goes last. 1514 01:58:03,138 --> 01:58:04,388 And pick up the bottles. 1515 01:58:07,972 --> 01:58:09,430 Our chat was incomplete. 1516 01:58:09,888 --> 01:58:12,930 Look, you don't have any feelings for me. 1517 01:58:13,013 --> 01:58:17,263 So what's the point - Facts aren't going to change. 1518 01:58:18,180 --> 01:58:21,222 Will you do one last thing? - What? 1519 01:58:23,805 --> 01:58:25,055 I feel strange saying this... 1520 01:58:26,180 --> 01:58:30,847 ...Strange is my middle name... go on. 1521 01:58:32,930 --> 01:58:35,430 Who was the girl who came to ward last night? 1522 01:58:35,763 --> 01:58:37,430 Sorry. Can't tell you anything. 1523 01:58:37,763 --> 01:58:42,263 She came here because of us and that baldy insulted her too. 1524 01:58:43,263 --> 01:58:46,472 Zaheer wants to meet her. He's very happy. 1525 01:58:46,555 --> 01:58:49,805 He's even worn your yellow shirt; he' looking very cute. 1526 01:58:50,472 --> 01:58:51,763 Thanks. 1527 01:58:55,347 --> 01:58:57,347 This hospital needs you. 1528 01:58:58,138 --> 01:59:02,263 If my request makes a difference then please don't go yet. 1529 01:59:06,472 --> 01:59:09,305 It's all in, brother. - Put it back in the hostel. 1530 01:59:10,180 --> 01:59:11,388 Again? 1531 01:59:11,472 --> 01:59:15,472 Didn't brother just say that... Didn't he! Take it out! 1532 01:59:16,097 --> 01:59:20,430 Mr. Murli. The dean... come quick! 1533 01:59:20,472 --> 01:59:25,180 Don't protect him, Matron, this is wrong. 1534 01:59:25,263 --> 01:59:29,263 I know who was responsible for last night. 1535 01:59:30,180 --> 01:59:32,055 You have ten minutes... 1536 01:59:32,097 --> 01:59:36,055 ...to either write a complaint against Murli Prasad... 1537 01:59:36,097 --> 01:59:41,430 ...or to write your resignation letter. 1538 01:59:42,680 --> 01:59:48,180 Dude, I thought we understood each other now. 1539 01:59:48,263 --> 01:59:49,347 What's the problem? 1540 01:59:49,430 --> 01:59:51,263 You are the problem Mr. Sharma. 1541 01:59:51,347 --> 01:59:54,388 We need discipline in the college, not cabaret. 1542 01:59:55,263 --> 01:59:58,180 Why are you still weeping over discipline, dude? 1543 01:59:59,097 --> 02:00:02,555 Zaheer was dying. I just wanted to make him smile a bit 1544 02:00:04,097 --> 02:00:06,263 Let these guys go, dude. End it! 1545 02:00:06,305 --> 02:00:11,097 Exactly! End it! And now that you've accepted it... 1546 02:00:11,138 --> 02:00:14,430 Congratulations, here's your rustication letter. 1547 02:00:14,430 --> 02:00:17,138 I want you out by tomorrow. 1548 02:00:19,638 --> 02:00:23,722 Your luck's ran out buddy. I was about to split... 1549 02:00:24,638 --> 02:00:28,138 ...when someone held my hand asked me to stay. 1550 02:00:28,222 --> 02:00:31,680 Do your worst. Now I' m here to stay! 1551 02:00:33,055 --> 02:00:36,138 If you don't leave then the police will escort you out. 1552 02:00:36,222 --> 02:00:42,180 Police! They couldn't keep me in, how will they pull out me out? 1553 02:00:43,097 --> 02:00:44,388 You will go, Mr. Sharma. 1554 02:00:47,638 --> 02:00:50,972 See, if the cops kick me out the front door... 1555 02:00:51,013 --> 02:00:55,097 ...I'll return through the back door. But I will not go. 1556 02:00:56,013 --> 02:00:58,472 Dump the tension dude. Just watch the show now! 1557 02:02:21,013 --> 02:02:22,388 It's an emergency! 1558 02:02:23,555 --> 02:02:25,388 Someone fill a form, quick. 1559 02:02:28,513 --> 02:02:30,013 I'm not leaving! 1560 02:02:36,430 --> 02:02:39,305 Murli? - Ms. Suman! 1561 02:02:39,472 --> 02:02:40,513 What happened? 1562 02:02:41,472 --> 02:02:43,930 Oh I skipped dinner last night... 1563 02:02:43,972 --> 02:02:45,847 ...and even breakfast this morning... 1564 02:02:45,930 --> 02:02:47,972 ...because the dean's lecture is really early... 1565 02:02:48,055 --> 02:02:51,013 ...and the marble floors are damn slippery... 1566 02:02:51,097 --> 02:02:53,055 You're mad! - I know! 1567 02:02:53,097 --> 02:02:55,180 Completely mad! - I know that too. 1568 02:02:56,263 --> 02:02:59,888 May I ask why this happened? - Please ask. 1569 02:02:59,972 --> 02:03:05,930 Murli! - You asked me to stay, so I did. 1570 02:03:06,055 --> 02:03:08,472 Now no one can throw me out. 1571 02:03:09,430 --> 02:03:12,263 But only till your recovery. 1572 02:03:12,347 --> 02:03:14,180 How long before he recovers, Rustom? 1573 02:03:14,347 --> 02:03:15,805 Sir he's sustained two fractures... 1574 02:03:15,888 --> 02:03:18,388 ...and nineteen stitches - it's bound to take some time. 1575 02:03:18,472 --> 02:03:21,888 Get on it Rustom. I want him out of here fast. 1576 02:03:21,972 --> 02:03:23,222 Yes sir. - You understand? 1577 02:03:28,263 --> 02:03:30,888 What happened Rustom...? - Oh my God! 1578 02:03:36,847 --> 02:03:40,388 I won again, brother Anand. You're not using your head. 1579 02:03:40,847 --> 02:03:43,347 We will try again. Don't lose this time. 1580 02:03:44,430 --> 02:03:46,847 Now... here goes my cross, 1581 02:03:48,430 --> 02:03:49,763 Where do I put your zero? 1582 02:03:49,847 --> 02:03:51,263 Here... 1583 02:03:54,263 --> 02:03:55,930 ...no? Here? 1584 02:03:57,180 --> 02:03:59,097 Here neither? Here? 1585 02:04:03,847 --> 02:04:05,305 Munna, look! 1586 02:04:06,263 --> 02:04:11,222 I know. But if tell others, he never does it again. 1587 02:04:12,180 --> 02:04:16,930 He just amuses himself. Smart cookie, aren't you? 1588 02:04:17,805 --> 02:04:19,263 See, no blink! 1589 02:04:24,138 --> 02:04:27,222 Hey are you free tonight? - Yes, why? 1590 02:04:28,180 --> 02:04:29,805 I have two tickets to this film... 1591 02:04:29,888 --> 02:04:33,180 ...and a friend wants to go with you! - Who? 1592 02:04:35,013 --> 02:04:40,930 "Look... Look through my eyes"... 1593 02:04:42,388 --> 02:04:45,138 Wear the blue shirt - it suits you! 1594 02:04:45,180 --> 02:04:49,138 Move... please move! Carefully! 1595 02:04:51,763 --> 02:04:53,263 - Behave yourself... - Please, sir. 1596 02:04:54,097 --> 02:04:55,722 Behave yourself, Rustom. - Sir, please do something. 1597 02:04:55,763 --> 02:04:57,430 We are trying, aren't we? 1598 02:04:57,763 --> 02:05:00,305 People at this age lose the desire to live. 1599 02:05:00,388 --> 02:05:02,347 You have to accept it Rustom. - No sir. 1600 02:05:02,430 --> 02:05:05,055 I know if he eats something he'll be fine. 1601 02:05:05,763 --> 02:05:10,763 He used to drink juice but he's stopped that too. Oh God! 1602 02:05:11,763 --> 02:05:13,847 Give me a sugar test and start the glucose right now. 1603 02:05:24,305 --> 02:05:26,763 Hey, feed from the mouth. - Oh shut up! 1604 02:05:26,805 --> 02:05:30,888 Munna, it's the only way out. - Bullshit! 1605 02:05:34,888 --> 02:05:36,847 Circuit, quickly... 1606 02:05:43,097 --> 02:05:44,263 Hey, Circuit! - Brother! 1607 02:05:44,347 --> 02:05:46,097 Check out my break! - Go on... 1608 02:05:49,222 --> 02:05:52,805 Outstanding, brother! - Now watch this! 1609 02:05:55,055 --> 02:05:57,847 How can you miss such an easy one! - Why don't you try then? 1610 02:05:57,930 --> 02:06:00,138 Watch this... an artful edge - striker... 1611 02:06:01,888 --> 02:06:05,055 Fool, you've taken my counter! - The powder's crap, Brother! 1612 02:06:05,097 --> 02:06:06,888 Ok, the Queen's mine! - Ok! 1613 02:06:13,222 --> 02:06:14,930 That queen is one elusive babe! 1614 02:06:14,972 --> 02:06:16,222 She's the toughie, brother! 1615 02:06:16,263 --> 02:06:19,680 Brother Zaheer! You're looking quite pleased. 1616 02:06:19,763 --> 02:06:21,180 She's taken! 1617 02:06:21,263 --> 02:06:24,347 Where have you been? The show gets over at twelve, right? 1618 02:06:25,055 --> 02:06:26,930 Brother, did you see my nuke - a duke shot! 1619 02:06:27,013 --> 02:06:29,638 How's Rina, brother Zaheer? 1620 02:06:32,388 --> 02:06:34,555 Her name is Nandini. 1621 02:06:36,097 --> 02:06:38,138 Wow she tells the whole world it's Rina! 1622 02:06:41,013 --> 02:06:42,347 Your turn, Brother! - Which one should I whack? 1623 02:06:42,430 --> 02:06:43,472 The queen, obviously! 1624 02:06:46,138 --> 02:06:47,680 Will this go? 1625 02:06:49,555 --> 02:06:53,138 Good shot! - Brother, I'm a champ! 1626 02:06:54,597 --> 02:06:57,472 He's coming! - Just watch this shot! 1627 02:07:00,263 --> 02:07:04,055 Shit! Missed again! Brother, this black one here! 1628 02:07:05,097 --> 02:07:06,347 Shit! 1629 02:07:42,972 --> 02:07:45,347 Right on, Pops! 1630 02:07:45,430 --> 02:07:50,097 Hey Pops, play carom, drink juice - that's life! 1631 02:07:56,513 --> 02:07:58,222 Some juice for you? 1632 02:08:01,930 --> 02:08:03,597 You got queen, drink up! 1633 02:08:06,930 --> 02:08:08,180 The cover's gonna be tough! 1634 02:09:00,347 --> 02:09:04,388 Papa! - Saw that? - Very nice shot, Papa! 1635 02:09:04,472 --> 02:09:06,972 It's made me hungry son... 1636 02:09:07,055 --> 02:09:09,555 Nurse get the food. Please hurry up! 1637 02:09:11,930 --> 02:09:13,305 I love you, papa. 1638 02:09:18,055 --> 02:09:21,013 He is the king of his area. Do you know? 1639 02:09:21,055 --> 02:09:23,180 He never spares the queen. 1640 02:09:26,847 --> 02:09:29,388 Thank you, Brother Munna. 1641 02:09:30,972 --> 02:09:33,472 Why thank me, dude? - You can do anything. 1642 02:09:33,972 --> 02:09:37,305 You are God, Munna. - I didn't do anything, buddy! 1643 02:09:37,347 --> 02:09:40,013 This is a miracle. We had given up! 1644 02:09:40,097 --> 02:09:42,138 Come on son, it's your break! 1645 02:09:45,347 --> 02:09:47,430 But this time the queen' s mine! 1646 02:10:36,805 --> 02:10:39,263 "Why does my heart sing?" 1647 02:10:54,763 --> 02:10:57,888 "Why does the breeze swing?" 1648 02:11:12,763 --> 02:11:15,305 "Why does my heart sing?" 1649 02:11:24,722 --> 02:11:27,805 "Why does the breeze swing?" 1650 02:11:28,722 --> 02:11:33,263 "Could the wind know?" 1651 02:11:34,722 --> 02:11:39,847 "Could my feelings show?" 1652 02:11:47,138 --> 02:11:50,138 "Why do my bangles jingle?" 1653 02:11:54,055 --> 02:12:01,097 "Why do my ankle bells tinkle?" 1654 02:12:03,013 --> 02:12:08,763 "Why is there music above?" 1655 02:12:08,847 --> 02:12:14,305 "Is it the melody of our love?" 1656 02:12:20,013 --> 02:12:23,138 "Why does my heart sing?" 1657 02:12:53,722 --> 02:12:59,055 "What does the wind ask my embrace?" 1658 02:13:00,180 --> 02:13:10,513 "What does my embrace hold?" 1659 02:13:11,763 --> 02:13:14,347 "It holds your dream" 1660 02:13:14,430 --> 02:13:17,847 "It holds the sound of your name" 1661 02:13:17,930 --> 02:13:21,763 "It only holds the beat of my heart which only sings your name" 1662 02:13:24,513 --> 02:13:30,097 "The beat of my heart fades away" 1663 02:13:30,638 --> 02:13:36,013 "As the wind, wearing bells, skips away!" 1664 02:13:41,722 --> 02:13:44,805 "Why does my heart sing?" 1665 02:14:12,430 --> 02:14:16,305 Now slowly move your wrist, stretch your fingers... 1666 02:14:16,347 --> 02:14:19,472 ...any pain? - Nope! 1667 02:14:19,555 --> 02:14:22,888 Very good. - Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything Ok? 1668 02:14:22,972 --> 02:14:25,472 How do you feel? - Like a thousand bucks! 1669 02:14:25,555 --> 02:14:30,013 Very good. Your stuff is packed. You have ten minutes. 1670 02:14:30,347 --> 02:14:33,472 Good-bye. Your rustication letter. 1671 02:14:33,513 --> 02:14:35,513 I'm not going anywhere! 1672 02:14:37,555 --> 02:14:38,763 I knew it. 1673 02:14:39,888 --> 02:14:41,347 Inspector Rawal. 1674 02:14:42,513 --> 02:14:43,722 That's your man. Throw him out. 1675 02:14:44,347 --> 02:14:45,472 Let's go! 1676 02:14:47,430 --> 02:14:50,805 Meenal, the cops are taking Munna away! - What! 1677 02:14:53,888 --> 02:14:56,638 Brother Maqsood, the cops are taking Munna away! 1678 02:14:58,722 --> 02:15:00,888 Swami, the police have arrested Munna! 1679 02:15:03,430 --> 02:15:07,680 Pankaj, the cops are taking Munna away! 1680 02:15:09,513 --> 02:15:12,597 Listen, the cops are taking Munna away. Come fast. 1681 02:15:14,305 --> 02:15:15,680 They are taking him away! 1682 02:15:27,680 --> 02:15:29,430 You can't take him away, sir! 1683 02:15:31,513 --> 02:15:33,722 I've have been working for you for thirty years... 1684 02:15:33,805 --> 02:15:35,222 ...and you don't even know my name. 1685 02:15:35,305 --> 02:15:39,513 Ask Munna - he was the only person who thanked me... 1686 02:15:39,555 --> 02:15:40,930 ...hugged me! 1687 02:15:41,388 --> 02:15:44,222 Great. Now he can stand outside... 1688 02:15:44,305 --> 02:15:48,555 ...and hug whomever he wishes, but not inside the college. 1689 02:15:48,638 --> 02:15:50,805 No, he will not leave the college... 1690 02:15:50,930 --> 02:15:55,263 Or else we will go on a strike! Then try run your hospital! 1691 02:16:05,347 --> 02:16:06,513 Matron! 1692 02:16:08,263 --> 02:16:09,388 Open the door! 1693 02:16:10,597 --> 02:16:11,763 Come on! 1694 02:16:13,513 --> 02:16:14,638 Move it. 1695 02:16:14,722 --> 02:16:18,472 I say move! Get out of my way. 1696 02:16:18,513 --> 02:16:20,347 Move it say. Out of my way! 1697 02:16:20,388 --> 02:16:23,222 Sir, let him stay... please! 1698 02:16:23,347 --> 02:16:25,180 Swami, do you know why you always come second... 1699 02:16:25,222 --> 02:16:27,638 ...because he cheats and comes first! - 1700 02:16:27,680 --> 02:16:28,763 This is not fair, sir. 1701 02:16:28,847 --> 02:16:31,472 Munna would never cheat! - Ask Rustom. 1702 02:16:31,555 --> 02:16:35,305 Munna admitted to us all that he cheats! 1703 02:16:35,347 --> 02:16:39,347 Rustom tell them. - - When? I don't remember sir. 1704 02:16:57,763 --> 02:16:59,847 Ok, all right. 1705 02:17:03,138 --> 02:17:04,305 Move! 1706 02:17:10,763 --> 02:17:14,263 You don't believe me. 1707 02:17:15,305 --> 02:17:17,513 Fine. I will prove it to you. 1708 02:17:18,263 --> 02:17:19,472 Put up a notice on the board. 1709 02:17:20,180 --> 02:17:25,597 Tomorrow I will personally test Munna in the assembling hall. 1710 02:17:27,513 --> 02:17:31,638 And if he answer even one question, he can stay! 1711 02:17:31,680 --> 02:17:36,138 But then you will quiz him only on stuff he doesn't know, sir! 1712 02:17:36,222 --> 02:17:40,263 Keep your mouth shut Swami! Let me finish. 1713 02:17:42,680 --> 02:17:45,430 Select a panel of three professors. 1714 02:17:46,722 --> 02:17:50,097 You only select. They may ask any question and let them decide... 1715 02:17:50,180 --> 02:17:54,597 ...whether Murli Prasad Sharma is worthy of being a doctor or not. 1716 02:17:59,430 --> 02:18:00,638 See you tomorrow. 1717 02:18:00,680 --> 02:18:03,597 Diabetes mellitus is a chronic clinical syndrome ... 1718 02:18:03,638 --> 02:18:05,097 ... characterized by hyperglycaemia ... 1719 02:18:05,138 --> 02:18:07,305 ... due to the lack of insulin. 1720 02:18:07,388 --> 02:18:12,180 The symptoms are polyhydra unusual thirst, polyurea,... 1721 02:18:12,263 --> 02:18:15,222 frequent urination and unusual weight loss. 1722 02:18:24,680 --> 02:18:28,763 Bravo! Well done. Munna. - Like my english. 1723 02:18:32,347 --> 02:18:34,305 Easy! You can be heard outside. 1724 02:18:38,597 --> 02:18:41,513 Dr. Patel. - Your questions? 1725 02:18:41,555 --> 02:18:44,013 Mr. Prasad please tell us the treatment... 1726 02:18:44,097 --> 02:18:46,597 ...for pulmonary tuberculosis. 1727 02:18:47,555 --> 02:18:52,347 Ok! Cerebrial malaria collectively is... 1728 02:18:52,388 --> 02:18:55,722 No, No, No! The second question is tuberculosis. 1729 02:18:56,097 --> 02:18:57,472 The third is malaria. 1730 02:18:57,513 --> 02:19:00,430 Don't do that. He had asked first. 1731 02:19:00,513 --> 02:19:02,013 Hey! Don't break the order, dude. 1732 02:19:02,097 --> 02:19:03,638 I've just about crammed the answers. 1733 02:19:04,097 --> 02:19:06,638 But Dr. Asthana will decide the order. 1734 02:19:06,722 --> 02:19:08,055 That's bad... 1735 02:19:11,472 --> 02:19:12,513 Ok then the answer is... 1736 02:19:12,638 --> 02:19:14,388 ...there are two stages of treatment: 1737 02:19:15,055 --> 02:19:17,638 Intensive therapy for two months, which includes four drugs 1738 02:19:18,055 --> 02:19:20,472 anacin, penicillin... - Rifampcin. 1739 02:19:20,513 --> 02:19:26,472 Hey! Don't break my rhythm man! Now I have to start again. 1740 02:19:27,263 --> 02:19:28,680 There are two forms of treatment. 1741 02:19:32,680 --> 02:19:35,055 Munna, Dr. Suman is looking for you. 1742 02:19:35,138 --> 02:19:36,388 Zaheer is in a very bad condition. 1743 02:19:36,472 --> 02:19:37,555 Zaheer? 1744 02:19:39,513 --> 02:19:43,388 He's sinking, Munna and he's been asking for you. There is not time. 1745 02:19:44,222 --> 02:19:47,222 What are you saying? - Can you do something? 1746 02:19:47,305 --> 02:19:51,138 What can I do? - Anything... please, quick. 1747 02:19:58,013 --> 02:20:02,138 Dump the tension, brother Zaheer! 1748 02:20:04,305 --> 02:20:10,180 Munna! Save me Munna. I don't want to die. 1749 02:20:11,097 --> 02:20:14,097 Nothing will happen to you, I'm here with you. 1750 02:20:17,013 --> 02:20:18,555 Hey doc, Do something! 1751 02:20:18,597 --> 02:20:25,472 No. Only you can save me. 1752 02:20:27,513 --> 02:20:29,097 You can save anyone, Munna. 1753 02:20:30,513 --> 02:20:34,347 I've seen it. You are God, Munna! 1754 02:20:37,013 --> 02:20:42,305 Don't say that brother. I'm not God... It will put me in sin. 1755 02:20:43,597 --> 02:20:47,263 Just one... Gimme me one night, Munna. 1756 02:20:47,347 --> 02:20:51,180 I want to see my mother. She is coming tomorrow morning. 1757 02:20:56,180 --> 02:20:58,013 Save me buddy. 1758 02:21:00,513 --> 02:21:01,972 You will meet her, brother. 1759 02:21:02,972 --> 02:21:07,472 So will I. Tell her, I'm your friend 1760 02:21:11,472 --> 02:21:14,138 Brother Zaheer! Brother! 1761 02:21:43,930 --> 02:21:46,847 Diabetes mellitius is a chronic clinical syndrome 1762 02:21:46,930 --> 02:21:49,013 Characterised by hyperglycaemia 1763 02:21:49,097 --> 02:21:53,388 The symptoms are polyhydra, unusual thirst... 1764 02:21:54,263 --> 02:21:58,472 polyurea, frequent urination and unusual weight loss. 1765 02:22:10,263 --> 02:22:13,013 Silence please! Thank you. 1766 02:22:15,055 --> 02:22:16,138 Next question please. 1767 02:22:16,222 --> 02:22:21,013 Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment for Pulmonary Tuberculosis. 1768 02:22:25,305 --> 02:22:26,347 Should I repeat the question? 1769 02:22:27,472 --> 02:22:30,138 If he doesn't know the answer... - but he does. 1770 02:22:31,138 --> 02:22:33,305 I mean... I'm sure he's read about it. 1771 02:22:34,472 --> 02:22:37,472 Murli how will you treat pulmonary tuberculosis? 1772 02:22:46,388 --> 02:22:48,513 Come on, Munna! - Speak up! 1773 02:22:50,013 --> 02:22:51,305 I don't want to die Munna! 1774 02:22:53,180 --> 02:22:54,805 There are two stages of treatment: 1775 02:22:54,847 --> 02:22:56,138 Only you can save Munna! 1776 02:22:56,180 --> 02:23:00,180 Intensive therapy for two months with the use of four drugs... 1777 02:23:00,222 --> 02:23:02,138 Very good! Go on... 1778 02:23:04,388 --> 02:23:05,180 Rifampacin... 1779 02:23:07,430 --> 02:23:11,263 What the hell am I saying! How can I save anyone? 1780 02:23:12,180 --> 02:23:15,180 If I knew how, I would have saved Zaheer. 1781 02:23:16,888 --> 02:23:19,847 I don't know anything. Excuse me. 1782 02:23:19,888 --> 02:23:22,847 But your answer is correct... - Sit down Rustom. 1783 02:23:22,888 --> 02:23:26,180 Forget it Rustom. How can I cure anyone... 1784 02:23:26,638 --> 02:23:32,222 With hugs, smiles? 1785 02:23:34,305 --> 02:23:35,388 The drama's over. 1786 02:23:36,597 --> 02:23:40,847 I'm just a no good goon, who cheated his way in here! 1787 02:23:48,388 --> 02:23:56,472 Last night, Zaheer died thinking I'm a doctor and save him. 1788 02:23:58,513 --> 02:24:02,597 A God. He thought I'd help him meet his mother. 1789 02:24:03,722 --> 02:24:05,180 I couldn't do anything, Rustom. 1790 02:24:06,680 --> 02:24:09,805 But why didn't you doctors save him? 1791 02:24:10,513 --> 02:24:12,638 Couldn't you even give him a few more hours... 1792 02:24:14,347 --> 02:24:15,472 Till he met his mother? 1793 02:24:19,763 --> 02:24:24,763 I have just one request - his mother arrives at 11... 1794 02:24:26,597 --> 02:24:28,138 Please don't bury her in forms. 1795 02:24:29,305 --> 02:24:35,263 She will have to wander around the hospital for the entire day. 1796 02:24:37,347 --> 02:24:38,597 She has lost her young son. 1797 02:24:40,138 --> 02:24:41,305 Just help her. 1798 02:24:46,680 --> 02:24:50,597 I take your leave. I made a big mistake. 1799 02:24:54,513 --> 02:24:55,722 Sorry brother Zaheer! 1800 02:25:09,722 --> 02:25:16,263 I hope that's the end of the saga. 1801 02:25:19,597 --> 02:25:21,180 Now can we please get back to work! 1802 02:26:17,472 --> 02:26:18,722 Move, please. 1803 02:26:22,430 --> 02:26:25,472 We'll never speak of Munna again. 1804 02:26:26,513 --> 02:26:29,138 Why should one mention a goon? 1805 02:26:31,430 --> 02:26:34,138 You've won! Congratulations! 1806 02:26:35,513 --> 02:26:38,013 Once again there will be discipline... 1807 02:26:38,097 --> 02:26:41,138 Order and silence in the hospital. 1808 02:26:42,180 --> 02:26:46,180 No one will ever joke, no one will hug anyone... 1809 02:26:47,347 --> 02:26:50,680 And no patient will heard laughing from now on! 1810 02:26:51,597 --> 02:26:52,972 Congratulations, dad. 1811 02:26:55,013 --> 02:26:57,597 Munna was mad to think... 1812 02:26:58,680 --> 02:27:01,555 We would allow him to cure anyone by playing carom... 1813 02:27:02,472 --> 02:27:08,055 And we would allow him to make a dying man happy... 1814 02:27:08,097 --> 02:27:13,430 With song and dance... 1815 02:27:14,472 --> 02:27:18,263 Or allow him to give anyone a Magic Hug. 1816 02:27:19,097 --> 02:27:23,055 We had to stop him! A criminal like him... 1817 02:27:23,097 --> 02:27:25,763 He is dangerous. 1818 02:27:27,180 --> 02:27:30,180 Look what he's done, dad... 1819 02:27:31,138 --> 02:27:33,680 The terrible consequence of friendship, empathy and attachment. 1820 02:27:35,180 --> 02:27:37,722 Your heart knows it's a miracle! 1821 02:27:39,638 --> 02:27:41,013 But you won, dad. 1822 02:27:41,597 --> 02:27:44,680 No more miracles from now on. 1823 02:27:46,138 --> 02:27:49,097 Congratulations, dad. Congratulations! 1824 02:28:14,055 --> 02:28:16,180 Should I kick you? - But what did I do? 1825 02:28:16,263 --> 02:28:20,055 Not you freak! This... - Yeah, kick it... kick... 1826 02:28:22,305 --> 02:28:23,430 Four runs!!! 1827 02:28:23,513 --> 02:28:25,138 Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 1828 02:28:25,222 --> 02:28:29,388 I've decided - I'm going back to the village! 1829 02:28:32,305 --> 02:28:38,263 I knew it! Look, I've two tickets. 1830 02:28:38,305 --> 02:28:40,180 Why two? 1831 02:28:41,013 --> 02:28:43,388 Won't you come with me, brother? 1832 02:28:50,097 --> 02:28:54,222 Hey, what will you do in the village, man? 1833 02:28:54,305 --> 02:28:57,097 You don't even how to plough a field. 1834 02:28:57,180 --> 02:29:01,138 Brother if I do that, then what will the cows do? 1835 02:29:15,388 --> 02:29:17,055 Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 1836 02:29:18,138 --> 02:29:19,555 I'm missing mother a lot, dude! 1837 02:29:24,055 --> 02:29:31,055 I'm missing her so much that I can see her, dude! 1838 02:29:33,972 --> 02:29:39,263 Brother, this is too intense; I can see her too! 1839 02:29:42,055 --> 02:29:45,513 Is she coming here? - We are drunk, brother! 1840 02:29:52,347 --> 02:29:54,930 Is this the time to come home? 1841 02:29:55,097 --> 02:29:59,347 Mother... Where have you been? 1842 02:29:59,430 --> 02:30:01,222 Don't ever leave me now! 1843 02:30:05,472 --> 02:30:08,055 Brother, are missing your father too? 1844 02:30:09,263 --> 02:30:11,597 I can see him, dude! - What? 1845 02:30:12,013 --> 02:30:13,222 There! 1846 02:30:19,430 --> 02:30:21,513 Where are you going? - Spanking time! 1847 02:30:32,930 --> 02:30:37,305 You shamelessly lied for ten years... 1848 02:30:37,972 --> 02:30:42,180 And today, when I'm proud of you, you are ashamed? 1849 02:30:45,097 --> 02:30:49,347 I can't believe how much everyone loves you. 1850 02:30:50,972 --> 02:30:54,263 But I couldn't become a doctor, father! 1851 02:30:54,347 --> 02:31:00,138 Dummy, doctors only saves lives, you taught people how to live. 1852 02:31:02,430 --> 02:31:04,347 You've always hugged your mother... 1853 02:31:07,472 --> 02:31:09,305 Can I get a Magic Hug too? 1854 02:31:13,930 --> 02:31:15,055 Father! 1855 02:31:42,472 --> 02:31:45,430 Son, Chinky is waiting for you on the terrace! 1856 02:31:45,847 --> 02:31:47,097 Chinky? - Yes. 1857 02:31:47,138 --> 02:31:50,013 She is the one who called us. - But father... 1858 02:31:51,180 --> 02:31:52,930 It's an order. 1859 02:32:06,888 --> 02:32:09,930 Hello... How are you Chinky? - Ok! 1860 02:32:11,222 --> 02:32:15,972 Did you have some work with me? 1861 02:32:16,055 --> 02:32:20,388 No one wants to marry me. Will you marry me? 1862 02:32:22,805 --> 02:32:26,888 Look I'm in love with someone else! 1863 02:32:26,972 --> 02:32:28,263 Who? 1864 02:32:31,138 --> 02:32:33,888 Your friend Dr. Suman. 1865 02:32:35,847 --> 02:32:37,388 Ok. So Marry her then! 1866 02:32:39,180 --> 02:32:42,138 Ms. Suman?! - Nope, Chinky! 1867 02:32:42,638 --> 02:32:45,972 Chinky...? Suman! Take your pick. 1868 02:32:49,763 --> 02:32:51,763 I get it. Now I'm the doofus. 1869 02:32:58,805 --> 02:33:00,347 I think you need a Magic Hug! 1870 02:33:07,555 --> 02:33:11,638 Then Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinky. 1871 02:33:12,388 --> 02:33:13,805 Both of them were very happy that day. 1872 02:33:14,597 --> 02:33:16,388 A year later Circuit got married. 1873 02:33:16,472 --> 02:33:21,180 That's his son ... Nickname - 'Short Circuit' ! 1874 02:33:22,638 --> 02:33:25,263 The dean retired and now manages Munna's "hospital". 1875 02:33:25,888 --> 02:33:28,138 Patients get a regular dose of medicines... 1876 02:33:28,180 --> 02:33:31,388 ...carom matches and hugs. 1877 02:33:32,263 --> 02:33:35,138 Asthana greets new patients, with... 1878 02:33:35,138 --> 02:33:38,347 ...Chill dude the form comes later. 1879 02:33:39,430 --> 02:33:44,430 Rustom is the new dean. Still unmarried 1880 02:33:45,222 --> 02:33:48,513 But his dad is still dating the queen. 1881 02:33:49,138 --> 02:33:51,097 Munna couldn't become a doctor... 1882 02:33:51,263 --> 02:33:52,680 But he's still called MBBS - 1883 02:33:53,430 --> 02:33:55,680 "Married with Bouncing Babies and Spouse". 1884 02:33:57,472 --> 02:33:59,305 And that's me... 1885 02:33:59,930 --> 02:34:01,597 Why are crying? 1886 02:34:03,763 --> 02:34:06,430 Tomorrow, I go home, to Kolkata. I stay there. 1887 02:34:08,138 --> 02:34:12,472 I'm going to miss these people, especially him. 1888 02:34:13,513 --> 02:34:14,597 Dude! 1889 02:34:17,138 --> 02:34:20,222 Let's go in! Come on! 144559