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ANNOUNCER: It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia.
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All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.
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FX presents Mr. InBetween.
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Thanks, mate.
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♪ But when I picture you
I'm intense♪
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♪ I lose myself inside you
like a maze♪
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♪ I'm waiting to...♪
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Back on the smokes?
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Yeah.
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-You find the kid?
-Mm.
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-That's good.
-Mm-hmm.
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You can't work here
no more, mate.
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Sorry about all that shit
with your family.
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Yeah, so am I.
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It's all right, bub.
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It's all right.
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-How you going?
-Hi.
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Sorry for scaring you
the other day.
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Didn't mean to.
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You still want to come over?
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You sure?
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100% sure?
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BRITTANY:
I want a budgie.
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-RAY: A budgie?
-Yeah. Can we have a budgie?
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RAY:
What do you want a budgie for?
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-Because they're cute.
-Mm.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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-You want something to eat?
-No, thanks.
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-Britt.
-Hi.
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What's news?
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Nothing.
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So have you written
any more jokes?
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No. I don't want to be
a stand-up comedian anymore.
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-How come?
-I want to be an actress.
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An actress?
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Yeah.
It pays better.
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Well, if you're
good at it, yeah.
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At school we're doing
a Romeo and Julietplay,
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and I want to audition
for Juliet.
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-Romeo and Juliet,hey?
-Yeah.
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Oh, that's cool.
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Hey, Britt.
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Do you know who this is?
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No.
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This is your grandpa.
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-Hello, Brittany.
-Hi.
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How are you?
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I'm good.
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I'm so pleased to meet you.
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-Me too.
-Well...
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I didn't know I had a grandpa.
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I know.
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So...
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are we gonna have a rematch?
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Of course.
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Uh-huh.
And you can play.
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-Right.
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-What are we playing?
-Jenga.
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-Jenga.
-Yeah.
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Mm.
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How are you, son?
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Go inside, Britt.
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-Why?
-RAY: Just go in the house.
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Sit down.
Sit. Sit.
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Good dog.
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Good.
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Cheers, mate.
Mm.
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Yeah.
Hey.
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You out?
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Are you?
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Yeah.
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You want to show me?
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-Let's see yours.
-All right.
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Tough little cunt, aren't you?
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Yeah, you fucker!
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KEVIN:
Oh, you fuck.
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Nice eye.
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Nice face.
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-Come on.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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There he is.
El presidente.
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What's going on?
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Oh, I got a tip-off
about Vinnie.
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Now, it could be all bullshit,
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but I got a name.
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Who?
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Ray Sh-Shoes...
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Ray Shoestring?
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Ray Shoestring.
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-Ray Shoestring.
-Yeah.
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You ever heard of him?
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Doesn't ring any bells.
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Who gave you the tip?
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I don't know.
Just a phone call.
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-So what you want to do?
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Don't know.
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I'll make some calls,
ask around, eh?
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Yeah, right.
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Do you want me to look into it?
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Nah, I'll take care of it.
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I'll bet you fucking will.
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What are you doing?
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Well done, Ray.
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So you want to drive?
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Yeah.
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-Let me ask you a question.
-RAY: Mm.
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-Vinnie.
-Mm.
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Was that quick?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Let's go.
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Come on.
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All right.
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So, what do youse want?
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-Huh?
-Well, I want you to die.
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I mean how much do you want?
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How much do we want for what?
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To let me slide.
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Shit, I don't know.
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-How much do you want, Raymond?-
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I don't know, man.
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How much you got?
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$650K, give or take.
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-DAVE: Really?
-Yeah.
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-DAVE: Where?
-It's buried.
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It's, uh, four duffel bags,
filled to the brim.
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-All clean. What are you doing?-So what's that splitbetween two?
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650-- what is that?
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323...
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-It's 325. What are you doing?
-25.
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325 grand.
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-You happy with that, Ray?
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Not particularly.
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You're not happy with $325,000?
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Well, normally,
I would be, mate, but, uh,
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your guys killed my fucking dog.
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Okay, I am sorry about that.
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I didn't tell 'em to do it.
I have a dog.
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-I love dogs.-As long as you're sorry, mate.
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I am sorry.
I mean that. I do.
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So where's this money?
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Maroota.
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Where in Maroota?
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How do I know
you're gonna let me go?
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'Cause we're just telling you
we'll let you go.
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Well, I need
a bit more than that.
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DAVE:
Oh, do you? You know what,
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-fuck this.
-RAY: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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-Don't shoot him.
-Why not?
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Just throw him in the water,
mate. That's why I put
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the bloody cuffs on his ankles.
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: Right.
So we just...
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we just drown the cunt.
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Push him in.
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DAVE:
Where's the money?
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Well... how do I know
you're not gonna kill me here?
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Oh, fuck.
We're going around in circles.
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What do you want to do?
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That's a lot of money.
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Mate, what do you want us to do?
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Well, I got...
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I just can't
take your word for it, Ray.
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Well, that's all we got, mate.
So if you don't believe us,
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I don't know
what to fucking tell you.
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Okay.
How about this?
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We go to Maroota, right?
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-Right, right? Good.
-Yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So, we get there, yeah?
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When we get there,
you park the car.
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I get out. You guys...
We all get out
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-of the car.
I stay at the car.
-Fuck me.
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I point you in the direction
of-of-of where the money is,
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and you guys-you guys-you guys
walk over,
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-you go get it.
-And then what?
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Then, when you get to the spot,
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then I'll-I'll start
walking off.
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Do we look
like a couple of fuckwits?
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Hmm?
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Okay.
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How about you get there,
you dig it up.
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The money's...
the money's in a bag, yeah?
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You dig up the bag.
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-You get the bags...
-You-you know what,
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this is what's
fucking gonna happen.
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All right?
We'll stay by the car.
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You know where the money is,
so you can toddle off
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and you dig up the bags.
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-Right?
-Yeah.
-Yes.
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-Yeah?
-RAY: Yeah.
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-DAVE: Yeah? Can we go?
-Yeah. We... Yeah.
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We stay at the car.
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-That's not gonna work either.
-Why?
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What if he's got a fucking gun
in one of the bags?
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Oh, fuck.
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All right, here's what's
gonna happen, all right?
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We stay at the car.
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-You go back out there...
-No, no, no.
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-Uh...
-No, he stays by the car.
-Okay.
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You stay... He stays by the car.
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I know what I meant to say,
right?
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I know what I meant to say.
He stays by the car.
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-Mm.
-Right? We go out there
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and we dig up the bags, right?
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Make sure the money's all there.
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And then I'll give you a signal,right?
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Make sure everything's okay.
And then--
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and then, only then--
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he can go.
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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Mm. Mm.
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Is that-is that...
Yeah?
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-That's it. Yeah.
-S-Signal?
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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-Yeah.
-We happy?
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-Well, let's go to Maroota.
-Let's go.
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Oh, you...
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-In you go.
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I don't want to sound
like a pain in the ass,
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but can I just ride in the car
with you guys?
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Absolutely not.
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Come on.
I suffer from claustrophobia.
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You're gonna suffer
from lead poisoning
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if you don't
fucking get in there.
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Fuck.
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Come on.
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-Oh.
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-You all right?
-Yes!
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Watch your fingers.
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♪ I come from far and wide♪
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♪ Traveling across♪
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♪ This great divide♪
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♪ Once it has ran the course♪
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♪ I'll be one step closer♪
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♪ To the source♪
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♪ Whether or not♪
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♪ I'll be rolling on♪
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♪ Rolling on♪
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♪ Rolling on♪
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♪ Till you're long gone.♪
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Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
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-I'm cold.-It's not cold. Just come to me.
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-I'll keep you warm, I promise.-Fine.
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ANNOUNCER: AHS 1984.
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All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.
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WOMAN: Thank you
for joining the focus group.
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I just want to say thanks
to the suits back there
for allowing us to be here.
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He thinks that's
a two-way mirror.
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-Dee, did you just scale up
the side of the building?
-Free soloed!
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You gotta beef up security.You know how easy it was for meto get in that window?
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What kind of people do you thinkyou're gonna attract with that?
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Young bohemians
with no sexual boundaries.
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ANNOUNCER: All-new Sunny.
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Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.
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All you have to do
is say the first thing
that comes into your head.
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-Yep.
-Politics.
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Schmolitics.
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-Family.
-Schmamily.
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-Feminine.
-Schmeminine.
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-Violence.
-Schmiolence.
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-Accident.
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-Argument.
-Schmargument.
-Beef-and-black-bean.
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Schmeef-and-schmack-schmean.
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