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Love makes you have a thousand faces in a day.

Love turns impossible dreams into reality like a miracle.

Love gives you the power to break any obstacles.

And love forgives those who've committed unforgivable crimes.

Without love, a life would be like a desert without any plant.

Without Love, a life would be like a dried fountain.

Don't say the bullshit.

Love is a crazy thing.

A man in love is happy... That's a lie.

I've seen billions of people saying 'you are the one for me'

change their minds in only 3 days.

Even though you believe that it's love and stake your life,

it is a lover who stabs a knife into your back

or inflicts irreversible wounds on you.

Love is another name for obsession.

And it is the most selfish feeling in the world.

Nothing would be more childish and troublesome than love.

Love is a minefield in your life. You should be careful.

Way to go! Way to go!

You kidding? Love is a four leaf clover in your life.

Love is the most valuable gift God has given to us.

Oh my... love? That's a mental disorder.

This is my love story.

No! This is like a bolt out of the blue!

Don't worry. Love is to tame.

Let's get started!

This comic strip is fun...

- This is fun, right? - So what?

I just like this comic strip, too.

Actually this is...

You touch girls' butts if they happened to like this comic?

- What? - Put your hands up.

Why?

Hands up! You touched my butt.

What on earth! What are you talking about?

You brute! Hands up!

I did not do anything...

Who the hell touched you... I mean...

Hold it! Or I will teach you a lesson!

You little scamp!

Oh my gosh...

Oh my...

Here is your lunch.

Where can I put this?

Why don't you have lunch...

He is really in a big trouble.

This UCC video is unbelievable.

That happened just an hour ago.

Why don't you...

I did not touch...

He is Chulsoo!

Do you know him?

He is my son.

What is he doing in there?

What does your son do?

What?

He is a comic artist.

His name is Suk Chulsoo who puts a comic series in the paper.

I know that comic strip!

But why my son is in there? What's going on?

It's so-called UCC video.

In this video, your son was taken as a pervert in the train.

A pervert in the train?

Oh my...

Mr. Park, are you in there?

Hello, ma'am.

Here you are. I got something to tell you

Your father is the pain in the butt.

What do you mean?

Dad.

Come here.

You stupid!

That's what I am talking about, Dad!

I am talking about you!

What the hell have you been doing?

That's what I'd like to ask you.

You brought disgrace on me.

You spent all of the rental bond, right?

Who told you that?

What is wrong with you?

It's just a while ago I gave you the money without telling mom.

Mansoo nagged me into dropping by his company,

it turned out that they were selling magnet blankets.

You wasted the bond money on magnet blankets?

I just wanted to make some money by selling them.

How could you buy them earning pennies doing delivery?

He nagged me for 3 hours, what could I do?

Just give me a month, I will get you some money.

Oh, boy... Listen...

I am your father. How could I be beholden to you again?

This is not the first time.

Let's grit our teeth and start a diligent life, OK?

Anyway, what have you done? You are a pervert in the train?

What?

Why did you touch a girl's butt in the train?

How did you know that?

The word has spread all around the country.

How could it be possible?

Only few people witnessed it.

What are you talking about now?

You brute!

He might be the one who touched me on Line No.3.

I will kill you if I ever see you pervert!

He really looks like a pervert.

I can't believe this!

A pervert like him should have his balls removed!

This drives me crazy!

This pervert is a comic artist. His name is Suk Chulsoo.

The old man is a delivery man.

But the son is fooling around like this...

Shoot!

It is all over the news!

People say the cartoon by a train pervert should be out.

To make matters worse the company website was down!

I am the real victim! I didn't do it.

If so, you should've rectified it right away.

You raised your hands 'cause you knew you were guilty, right?

It seemed so obvious to me that you did it.

Oh my...

After all there is no cartoon this week.

How can I put your cartoon in the paper in this situation?

The pervert in the train is looking for the woman.

I saw her in the train which was packed with people.

She was reading my cartoon in the paper.

She caught my eyes, so I talked to her.

But then someone must have touched her butt.

I was accused to be a pervert by accident.

You, hands up!

And people got me wrong.

I am not a pervert. I've lived a decent life.

If you are the woman in the train

Or if you know her please contact me.

I want to clear up the misunderstanding.

I am not a pervert.

He was putting up this to find her.

What is he going to do?

He may wanna touch her again.

I won't let her get away I'll make her pay.

When I find her, she is doomed.

This academy has many artists who have won cartoon contests.

Ah...

A comic artist has been my dream...

And who is my teacher?

He is a comic artist, Suk Chulsoo

who draws a series of 'I Love You' in the paper, 'For You'.

No way! I don't take the class.

You must have seen the video about a pervert in the train.

He got fired yesterday.

Fired?

The president was fuming at the news

and forced him to leave right away.

I know this woman.

Really? Who is she?

She is a new recruit of a saving bank.

She is being trained now. I'll upload a video on her.

I found two.

This bill has no Ying-Yang symbol on the left.

And this is a new bill.

A thin line is hidden on the right of the portrait.

When I throw a light on this

small letters saying 'The Bank of Korea 10000'

should've appeared. But we see nothing.

Have you seen the clip?

Her name is Na Younghee and she is 21.

A friend of mine was trained with her and she got some real temper.

I have another clip. Let me upload it.

- On your marks! - Yes, sir!

Robbers, come in!

Hands up!

Miss Yoo?

I take a close look at his clothes and their colors.

Put money in!

When I was asked for money I resist for a while

and then throw a bundle of coins in the robber's face.

Good job! Next, Miss Lee?

I talk to him to remember his way of talking and intonation.

- May I help you? - Put money in!

Give me a bankbook with a bill.

You want to die?

I never give money without a bankbook and a bill.

And I take a close look at his face.

Okay! Next! Miss Kim!

Please calm down. This could be dangerous.

I'll shoot you!

Right now, Miss Na! Press the emergency bell!

I've already hit the button!

I took a Taekwondo lesson with her at elementary school.

She participated in a junior national sports competition.

Her kick is still fantastic.

Na Younghee, 21 years old...

She is not dry behind the ears!

You are being trained as a new recruit of a saving bank?

Na Yonghee, you are a dead meat.

How concerned Mom and Dad might be?

If they find about what happened to you.

I have the man's reference and if you need a lawyer...

My god! Is that all you can say? She got molested!

Oh no, that's why I'm trying to help he.

I'll give her 50 off! Drastic cut for my family!

Anyway!

You better leave home early and come home late.

It's not good to let people recognize you.

But I am more concerned about him.

About whom?

The comic artist, Suk Chulsoo. His cartoon was cut off.

It has to be.

It is a very warm cartoon.

And it is such a nonsense that he is the writer.

He is not the one.

What?

He was not the pervert.

Then who was it?

You little scamp!

You are a habitual pervert, right?

Was it funny, cause those women couldn't tell you off?

You want to be put in prison?

Or I take a photo of you pervert and put it on line?

Then you will become popular in a day. You want it?

Wait!

You brute, dirty coward idiot, fool and pervert!

Really? Oh my...

That's right.

I got to know the truth after he left.

Poor him.

You!

The pervert in the train

She said he wasn't.

How are you?

You think I am fine now?

I mean... You must have been feeling terrible right?

So how you gonna rectify this trouble?

I really never touched you.

Why did you raise your hands as I told you to?

How could I argue with a little girl like you

when people were around us?

How would I know I would be tagged as a pervert?

I am so sorry.

What are you going to do?

How can I help you?

You put up a poster that everyone can read

or put a full-page advertisement on a paper...

What?

Never mind. Come here!

Come here.

Come and sit here. Come on!

Now you know what I am doing?

You have to pull off well, okay?

By the way, why is your language not polite?

You are 21 and I am 35. Now you got it?

However you are older rough talking is not good.

Told you what I've been through thanks to you, right?

Yes, your cartoon stopped you were fired from the academy.

Because you are a social beginner, you may not realize

the fact that I am trying to go easy on you...

No one would do it that way.

You gotta know that you are lucky. Understood?

Hello, everybody.

I am Suk Chulsoo who was mislabeled as a pervert

and became known as an asshole of the nation.

I felt so unfair

that I brought the one who could prove my innocence.

Hello. I am Na Younghee.

Why you look at me? Just say I am innocent now!

So, you know...

Actually the real pervert was another man.

My mistake made a man's life come to a crisis.

Right, I am the man.

He is innocent. He is not a pervert.

He has been a nice guy for his whole life, he said.

But I don't know if it is true or not.

This man is not the pervert in this case.

So please let there be no misunderstanding.

If you see him by chance please give him warm encouragement.

Well, see? I am not the one, really.

Well, then...

Are you through?

Maybe this could be enough.

I felt sorry and was thinking what to do for you.

You know that it's easier said than done.

If you are really sorry you can treat me to dinner.

Dinner?

I like your cartoon 'I Love You' so much.

Every morning I always see that.

Right, there are much more readers than I expect.

I really wondered what the warm-hearted artist looked like.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

But you are really 21 years old?

I am.

People say you look old for your age, right?

I thought you were 25 years or so.

Just kidding. You have a job early for your age.

I have had part time jobs for 2 years after high school

and become a full-time worker now.

Wow! It took just 2 years!

What did you do for part time work?

Well, I tried one thing or another.

Nowadays I do a proxy driving but I will quit the job soon.

Really? Isn't it dangerous?

Not at all.

Give me a call if you need a proxy driving.

I don't have a car.

I see... You don't have.

But you know, some of my friends may need your service.

Okay.

Weren't you asleep?

Realize what time it is?

What are your eyes for? See the clock for yourself.

What time? It is 3 o'clock.

Did you go to a barroom again?

Why you bugging me?

The doctor told that smoking and drinking won't help.

I am trying hard now. Why don't you try a little?

Gee, my stomach is aching...

Take this. Oh, my stomach...

Madam! I need toilet paper.

Fetch it right away! I need to wipe now!

Get out. Today we have to do homework.

What homework should I do for my age?

Today is the day.

The day? But I am hungry.

What are you doing?

Honey. Minho.

Honey.

I can't stand it!

Honey!

Honey!

Minho!

Minho! Get up!

Today is my ovulation day. We have to do our homework!

Why you over ate...

Get up!

Don't do this! I am starving.

I'm starving...

Would you like to take this?

Yes, but...

I can track the position with this phone, right?

Who turned off my phone alarm?

You turned off my phone alarm right?

Because I couldn't stand the loud noise.

Oh my! Blame it!

Don't you understand what I mean or not?

Didn't I tell you that I had to go to the court by 9 am today?

You were to go to court the next day

but you kept drinking until 3 o'clock in the morning?

How did you know that?

You looked for my card receipt again?

I don't need to do.

I just knew it because you called me Madam in a bathroom!

Yeah, you are just perfect!

That is the milk I bought.

So what?

Don't drink my milk,

You know this is a cheap shot? I will drink this milk!

It has gone bad!

Damn it!

Hello?

I am almost there. The traffic is held up.

Yes, I will see you there!

I am screwed!

Aren't you hungry?

Let's go out for lunch.

Let's eat something!

Don't talk to me. I am fighting in wartime!

I brought the one who could prove my innocence.

Here is the 2nd video on the pervert in the train!

Let me see!

You two look like a nice couple.

The misunderstanding was cleared. So go out together.

If you guys go out come to our restaurant for free meals.

If you go out I'll give you free amusement park tickets.

Come on, she is way better.

He is much older right?

Right, 14 year old gap is big.

She is way too better to go out with him.

I don't think so I think he is way better.

When you look at him closely he does not look 35 years old.

If I were this woman I would seize this destiny.

Right, age is nothing but a number! Be a couple!

Badook, what if I go out with her?

Enjoy it.

You like it?

Badook, how about going out with him?

Anyway, she is cute.

Anyway, he is nice.

Perhaps she likes me.

So she gave me her calling card. Should I call her?

Perhaps he likes me.

Why did he take the card?

Seungbum,

I am not a divorce lawyer.

Dongkyu, you know the case that I first dealt with?

The case on Kukje Industry.

Right, he was the one who settled the case.

But our company has a lawyer who has done our business.

Sure! Of course!

Just give me a chance to meet your boss

I will talk him into hiring me.

The case is worth billions of Won. Won't be easy.

We better have him drink a lot more.

I really have to go now...

I have to do homework and my wife is too sensitive nowadays.

You realize how much you can make if you win?

You got treasure at home?

Hey, I am really drunk now.

You act like a jerk when you get really drunk.

So, get a grip of yourself today!

Stop whining, just follow me.

I am really...

Where is he?

Hello.

Yes, this is a proxy driver.

Where the hell is he?

Hello.

Hello. Hello?

You didn't sleep yet?

Where are you?

I said I would meet school friends.

Darling, what is it?

Nothing.

The reunion has just ended. But you know Jinsoo.

He is terrible. He is drunk like a fish.

He fought with his wife and refused to go home.

I'm gonna drive him home now.

I need to send him home by car.

- You'd better come down. - Huh?

You'd better come down right now!

Where do I go down now?

I am driving on an eight-lane road now.

So many cars... Where do I go down?

I'm in the motel parking lot. Your car is here.

What?

Come down right now or I will go up!

You come down or I go up?

She will kill me! What am I gonna do?

- What's wrong? - Why the hell you are here?

You stay here. Don't move. Never go out.

You stay here for 2 hours from now on.

No, just hide here! I am screwed.

What is the room number? You really won't tell me?

The car number 6104! Where did he go in!

Please don't shout here. Calm down.

Do Minho! What number is he in?

Why don't you tell me?

Okay, then I will find him by myself!

- You! - Honey, please chill out.

Don't do this.

A reunion meeting? Jinsoo was what?

Shall I call him now? What do you think?

Honey, I am sorry. This is all my fault.

Let's go up.

I'm gonna see the bitch for myself.

Let's go up!

Let's go home. Go home and talk.

Let go! You two are dead! I will kill you all!

Go home and talk.

- Let go! - Let's go home please.

Don't touch me!

Okay, I won't touch.

No matter how you fuss about you think I will go up there?

Fat chance!

So we better go home and talk.

What? A school reunion?

Come on, why not trust me?

But I never believe what you say!

You have cried wolf too many times!

You are right. I lied about Jinsoo.

Actually Byoungjin is in bed there.

You know him who became a lawyer 2 years later than I did?

He got kicked out by his wife so he is staying at this motel.

After the meeting he got drunk and bounced off the walls.

How big a guy he is! I had to carry him on my back.

Soon after I laid him down I received your call.

You know why you haven't established yourself as a lawyer?

Why? For what?

You better make it believable! Why not tell me a better lie?

Let's go up now! I will see for myself.

Well, honey... Let's go home and talk.

- Let go of me! - Let's go home.

Minho!

Younghee...

Jinhee?

Uh...

What are you doing here?

Me?

Well, I am just...

you know, my husband is a lawyer.

We are just waiting for the office manager

to catch the cheater in the act of adultery.

Me? Out here?

But why you...?

Me?

Both my husband and the manager are men.

So I am here for giving a hand as a woman.

Ah...

But what are you doing here?

For a proxy driving...

I got to go!

You called a proxy driver?

I did.

You got a great improvisation.

If you were a lawyer you would be better than me.

But honey... You remember what I said?

That was not a lie, really.

I know well because I am a lawyer.

There is a real lie like the truth.

There is also the truth like a whopping lie.

You know what matters most? It is trust.

Trust

Come on, you don't believe me?

You want me to get him on the phone tomorrow morning?

Pull over.

Uh?

Pull over!

It could cause an accident!

Look at you!

What's wrong with me?

Fasten the buttons and run up the zipper!

When did it get unzipped?

I mean, he must have thought that I was a woman

He tired to strip me naked and take off my clothes.

Why don't you believe me...

Ah, ok...

- Thanks for driving. - Thank you.

Hey, lady. Get a taxi.

No, thanks. I can just walk like exercise.

Take this. I want to treat you like my sister.

Walking at night could be dangerous.

Thank you.

Take care.

Yes!

Hello?

Are you available for a proxy driving?

Yes, I am.

The sun is about to rise soon. You don't sleep at all?

Who is speaking?

Can you come here right now?

Where is your location?

I am in front of the event hall in Seokyo-dong

How soon will you come here?

I'll be there. What is your car number?

How could I remember the number? I got drunk!

Good morning!

Chulsoo!

Hi.

What brings you here at this time?

I am waiting for a proxy driver.

You don't have a car.

How about driving a bicycle?

You had a drink?

A little...

I can't smell anything.

Are you laughing at my bicycle?

Drunk driving is very dangerous!

Aren't you going now?

Let's go.

Why do you hang around at this time?

When I was drawing a cartoon I felt heavy. So went out.

You said you had a drink.

I took exercise and had a drink. You ride well!

I think I got nothing proper to hold on, you know.

So can I hold your waist?

You can't.

You think I have to hold your neck?

I will do it lightly.

Hey, put your hands away.

I can not concentrate...

Look out!

Hey, there! Move over! Move over!

I told you not to hold my waist.

What does holding your waist have to do with

the colliding into a wagon?

This is totally your mistake.

You didn't get drunk.

I really got drunk.

You didn't.

Did you see the comments on the UCC clip?

People say we could be a well matched couple.

Would you go out with me?

What?

Shall we go out?

Say something.

There is a bookstore.

I often go to the bookstore where the owner is very nice.

Why do you avoid an answer? You don't like me?

There is a dumpling store.

I love dumplings. They must taste good.

That's the store I frequently drop by.

You got no dumpling store in your neighborhood?

Where do you live?

Daeheung-dong

Hey, taxi! Just a moment.

Get in.

You don't need to.

Get in. Obviously I can't take you home with these feet.

Drive her to Daeheung-dong.

No, thanks. I have money.

Get in! And these flowers are a gift.

Good bye.

See you again.

People say we could be a well matched couple.

Would you go out with me?

Good bye. See you again.

It means that he will call me again?

Oh my...

I dunno dunno!

How are you?

How are you?

Welcome to the bank.

Welcome to the bank.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is my cell phone.

We will provide you with a better service.

We will provide you with a better service.

Sorry, this is mine.

We will do with all our hearts. Good bye.

Welcome!

Hello.

Looking for someone?

No!

Hi!

Long time no see. I haven't seen you for a while.

Something happened.

But then...

Have you ever seen a girl recently here who is about this tall

slender and has beautiful features in her face?

I've seen someone like her just now.

You have?

Wait. Where is she?

She has just come here?

Yeah.

Where she's gone?

By the way, why are you reading a urology book?

You right...

The ending of the movie was sad, wasn't it?

A little sad.

You looked like you were crying.

When did you notice that?

A hand!

Someone can see us.

No one is around here. A hand!

It is good!

Here we are.

So, you said you live alone.

I used to live with my sister.

But she got married. Now she lives in an apartment over there.

Do your parents visit your place?

They used to, but recently they started a shop for hiking stuff.

They are now busy.

Isn't it dangerous to live by yourself?

Thought of moving into an one room studio...

But I was born in this house.

Anyway, this town will be redeveloped next year.

What are you gonna do when you are home?

Do some stuff.

Aren't you afraid of sleeping alone?

Not at all.

Is that so? We should've seen a horror movie.

What?

Uh?

Nothing, I just thought of guarding you while you sleep.

It is broad daylight.

As you said, tomorrow is the deadline for the cartoon.

Well, I need to...

Okay. Get in.

Okay, good bye.

I am going.

Alright.

A hand!

Someone can see.

A hand!

Younghee!

Come on out!

What is it?

Just come with me.

Tada!

I will paint from here to there.

I mean, you just paint with me.

Painting?

Well, you take a brush.

I will paint the upper part.

You paint the lower part.

Look!

Be careful! Take it easy!

It's too high! I'm scared.

- You're doing well! - I am!

It works!

Looks great!

But look at that!

Told you to paint well. Can't you do better than that?

That's the part you've painted.

Look, you have done this part of the grass.

You took my brush and painted them.

I did not.

All right. I did.

You gotta think of me whenever you pass this wall!

I will!

But your clothes are all smeared. How you gonna get home?

It's OK. I'll catch a cab.

Wash yourself in my house and go home.

Okay.

Wash myself?

You are very messy.

There is a water tab in the courtyard.

In the courtyard?

Not in the bathroom?

I wish I could take a shower now...

You can't wash in the bathroom.

How could I let a man get in a place where I live alone?

But it's a little odd for me to wash myself in the yard.

How come you got so much paint smears?

You are right! Smeared again.

Actually I got stained with bird droppings on my head.

Didn't you see that? A bird dropped its sh*t on here?

OK, forget it.

You treat me like a strange man...

I won't take a shower! Forget it!

I will wash in the yard.

Get in.

Let's get in. Hurry up!

Just to the yard!

Oh my... I just...

Grandma!

How dare you flirt with my husband! You bitch!

I will let your husband know all about!

Mom! Come in!

Sorry for what she's done! Sorry!

- Mom! I Told you... - You've been quite a while but why...

What's wrong with her?

She suffers from senile dementia.

She was a nice lady but she's changed since last year.

Damn it!

Look. I really need to take a shower now!

I also need to dry my clothes.

Look at me! I am soaked!

I got wet with water!

Let's go in.

I may catch a cold soon!

Let's go in.

Are you okay with my dad's clothes?

I can't wear others' clothes. I have sensitive skin.

Younghee.

Come on sit here.

Why?

Stop talking, just come here.

Come on.

What are you doing?

Don't you know what I am doing?

Just sit away from me.

I wish I could but I can't control my body.

Can't control your body? What are you talking about?

Younghee, close your eyes.

What for?

Are you trying to kiss me?

Oh, my!

Younghee, open the door!

There is someone out there!

I am hungry for something else.

I have to make some meal...

Why get bothered for meals? Here I go!

I am your first man?

You look down on me just because I am young?

You think that the night was a big event?

You were fantastic last night.

You want to die, right?

How dare!

I didn't beat you at all!

I am pregnant.

You are a brave girl so you could raise a baby on your own.

Okay! You are mine today!

What are you doing? Who are you?

What are you going to do with my daughter?

You are Younghee's mother.

Who do you think I am? You know about my life?