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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,664 --> 00:01:22,664 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 2 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,900 You sit on your computers. 3 00:01:24,902 --> 00:01:28,003 Liking pictures of smiling babies. 4 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:31,040 Sharing inspirational quotes. 5 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:33,643 But what you really wanna see is death. 6 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,045 You click on horrific news headlines; 7 00:01:36,047 --> 00:01:38,780 violence, destruction, terrorism, war! 8 00:01:38,782 --> 00:01:41,783 Because it makes your shitty little lives 9 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:44,521 seem that little bit less shitty. 10 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:46,489 You wanna go viral? 11 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:49,160 Skizm is the virus. 12 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,799 What the fuck is up people! 13 00:01:57,801 --> 00:01:59,201 My name is Mr. Longshot! 14 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:00,735 And I'm Daddy Doubletaps, 15 00:02:00,737 --> 00:02:02,537 and we're bringing you your daily dose 16 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,039 - of the death toll! - Okay right now, 17 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,207 if you're new here, real quick, 18 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,875 what we do here is we rip off 19 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,643 Skizm's stream to bring you our commentary 20 00:02:08,645 --> 00:02:10,147 'cause we're just the fuckin' best at it! 21 00:02:10,948 --> 00:02:12,883 Here we go. 22 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:16,085 Vadim versus Nix. Head to head. 23 00:02:16,087 --> 00:02:18,320 Who is gonna die today? 24 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:26,728 She's driving like a fucking monster! 25 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:27,896 - Nix. Nix. - Nix. Nix. 26 00:02:37,008 --> 00:02:38,340 Die. Fuck you. 27 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,719 God damn it! 28 00:02:49,954 --> 00:02:51,053 Fuck him. 29 00:02:53,991 --> 00:02:55,991 Thanks to Skizm's tech department 30 00:02:55,993 --> 00:02:57,192 for bringing up this footage! 31 00:02:57,194 --> 00:02:59,094 - Abso-fucking-lutely! - Yes. 32 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:07,670 Fuck him up. 33 00:03:40,404 --> 00:03:42,006 Nix wins. 34 00:03:44,774 --> 00:03:47,278 It can be a fucked up world out there, right? 35 00:03:47,844 --> 00:03:50,711 Skizm? Well that was fucked up to the point 36 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:53,148 where it was threatening civilization as we know it. 37 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,952 It was unstoppable... 38 00:03:55,352 --> 00:03:57,752 until I came into the picture. 39 00:04:17,441 --> 00:04:19,441 Hey. I'm Miles. 40 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:22,077 This is the story of the worst day of my life. 41 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:23,112 - Dickhead. - Sorry. 42 00:04:23,114 --> 00:04:24,215 The day I became famous. 43 00:04:25,282 --> 00:04:27,082 When I was a kid I wanted to be a hero. 44 00:04:27,084 --> 00:04:28,219 A warrior. 45 00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:31,956 But instead I grew up to be a nobody. 46 00:04:32,156 --> 00:04:34,757 Flicking through the same three apps on my phone 47 00:04:34,959 --> 00:04:36,724 until it was time to sleep. 48 00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:43,633 I used to work in video games. 49 00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:47,069 Sounds awesome, right? 50 00:04:47,071 --> 00:04:49,037 Not when you're a code monkey 51 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,939 for a mindlessly addictive cell phone game 52 00:04:50,941 --> 00:04:53,310 designed to steal money from parents credit cards. 53 00:04:55,312 --> 00:04:57,880 The one place I could still be a hero though 54 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:00,084 was behind my keyboard. 55 00:05:00,951 --> 00:05:01,917 Trolling the trolls. 56 00:05:07,124 --> 00:05:08,290 Oh, shit. 57 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,998 Um? 58 00:05:22,206 --> 00:05:23,207 Hey. 59 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:25,876 - What the f... - Dude! 60 00:05:26,343 --> 00:05:28,745 Oh, shit, no. Don't tap. No. 61 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,248 Fucking... 62 00:05:32,449 --> 00:05:34,850 - I'm not interrupting am I? - No. No, no, no. Just, uh... 63 00:05:34,852 --> 00:05:37,687 - just checking some stuff. - Hey, uh... 64 00:05:38,122 --> 00:05:39,888 can you sign this going away card? 65 00:05:39,890 --> 00:05:40,958 Uh, yeah. 66 00:05:41,158 --> 00:05:42,159 Oops. 67 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:49,764 Uh, wait. What... What is this? 68 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,302 We're currently downsizing personnel. 69 00:05:51,801 --> 00:05:53,703 - What? By how many? - Just one. 70 00:05:54,004 --> 00:05:55,906 - I didn't... But... - Hey, relax, hombre. 71 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,208 It's a joke! 72 00:05:57,807 --> 00:05:59,308 I'm just fucking with you! 73 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,244 Oh, okay. 74 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,081 Oh, my God your face. Punk'd! 75 00:06:06,317 --> 00:06:08,352 But if I catch you jerking around again... 76 00:06:09,819 --> 00:06:13,057 next card will be real. Got that, amigo? 77 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,858 Si. Yes. 78 00:06:18,329 --> 00:06:19,796 Seriously can I... Can I borrow a pen? 79 00:06:21,065 --> 00:06:22,933 - Fuck you. - Whoa! 80 00:06:29,873 --> 00:06:33,210 And then one night, I hit the jackpot. 81 00:06:34,011 --> 00:06:35,012 Skizm. 82 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:38,213 - Another Skizm... - Skizm... 83 00:06:38,215 --> 00:06:39,216 - Skizm... - Skizm... 84 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:43,218 Skizm picked random psychos, weirdos, and criminals 85 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:45,988 and made them fight each other to the death. 86 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,959 It was twisted and disgusting. 87 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:52,762 Lee wins. 88 00:06:53,897 --> 00:06:56,465 The worst side of humanity on show. 89 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,567 Yes! 90 00:06:58,569 --> 00:07:01,138 So, the internet fucking loved it. 91 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:04,841 Skizm! 92 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,882 In real life, I couldn't hurt a fly. 93 00:07:12,116 --> 00:07:14,551 But behind the keys, I was the fucking Terminator. 94 00:07:16,587 --> 00:07:18,856 I was the ultimate troll hunter. 95 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:21,857 I know I should have just let it go, 96 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,058 but I couldn't resist. 97 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,126 Yeah. 98 00:07:24,128 --> 00:07:26,495 Yeah, get angry at me. 99 00:07:26,497 --> 00:07:27,865 Let's do this. 100 00:07:47,584 --> 00:07:49,885 You guys are real easy. 101 00:07:58,462 --> 00:07:59,463 Okay. 102 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:05,035 What? 103 00:08:07,638 --> 00:08:10,174 Who the fuck are you, dude? 104 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,979 Stick your dick in... 105 00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:17,915 a blender. 106 00:08:52,349 --> 00:08:53,482 Okay. 107 00:08:53,484 --> 00:08:54,618 Nova. 108 00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:26,415 Yes. Of course. 109 00:09:49,473 --> 00:09:52,040 Hope you like it. It's permanent. 110 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,110 I love it. Seriously, 111 00:09:53,644 --> 00:09:56,077 Seriously, why are you not doing comics for a living? 112 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:59,080 Right, just quit my job and be another artist 113 00:09:59,082 --> 00:10:01,285 living on Ramen, soaked in my own tears. 114 00:10:01,785 --> 00:10:04,186 I don't care, you should just do it, 115 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,222 your stuff is awesome. 116 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,590 I haven't nailed my super hero yet. 117 00:10:08,592 --> 00:10:11,426 - What do you mean? - That! You! 118 00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:13,630 This guy? This handsome guy right here? 119 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:14,931 Um. 120 00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:17,566 Uh, okay, well what about, like, uh... 121 00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:19,634 - I've pitched this before... - Oh, God, don't. 122 00:10:19,636 --> 00:10:21,369 ...but Man-Man. 123 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,573 He's a man who was bitten by a radioactive man. 124 00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:28,043 And he gets superhuman powers of manliness. 125 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,714 - I mean... - "My man sense is tingling." 126 00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:39,754 Look, don't worry, okay? 127 00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:41,356 This... This is not another story 128 00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:43,058 about a nerd trying to get the girl 129 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,327 like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked. 130 00:10:45,329 --> 00:10:46,330 Coming. 131 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,599 This is not a love story. 132 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:50,367 Uh... 133 00:10:51,602 --> 00:10:54,135 Hi, I... I think you have the wrong apartment. 134 00:10:55,606 --> 00:10:59,009 What the fuck. Who the fuck are you? 135 00:11:00,511 --> 00:11:03,447 Well, there he is. Big Man. 136 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,216 You scared yet? 137 00:11:06,617 --> 00:11:09,518 Oh, fuck. What, that comment? No. No. Shit, no. 138 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,220 That... That... That was just a very dumb joke 139 00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:13,655 that I... I... I did not mean. 140 00:11:13,657 --> 00:11:15,590 Uh, can we just, like, forget about it? 141 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,493 Oh, sheesh. This is insane, right? 142 00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:20,629 We're being, like, total dicks here. 143 00:11:20,631 --> 00:11:23,131 Why don't I just head off 144 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,634 and you... you have a pleasant evening, dude. 145 00:11:25,636 --> 00:11:26,768 Oh, what, really? 146 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,306 Oh, God. Just out of warranty. 147 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:32,543 Whoops-a-daisy. Butterfingers. 148 00:11:34,244 --> 00:11:36,244 Now, your busy little hands 149 00:11:36,246 --> 00:11:37,712 they need to be taught a lesson. 150 00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:39,781 No, no, no, no, no! Please don't smash my hands. 151 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,983 No, no, I really like using them. 152 00:11:40,985 --> 00:11:44,152 No, relax, Miles. We didn't come here to smash your hands. 153 00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:47,591 Why did you tell me to bring a hand smashing-hammer then? 154 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,627 I got something even better planned for you. 155 00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:53,530 Knock his ass out. 156 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,431 Wait, no, no. Seriously guys, 157 00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:58,533 you don't need to do this to me. I... I'm... 158 00:11:58,535 --> 00:12:00,304 Shit! 159 00:12:00,604 --> 00:12:02,539 That usually knocks 'em cold! 160 00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:05,375 Jesus Christ. 161 00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:21,692 What? 162 00:12:25,195 --> 00:12:26,428 What? 163 00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:38,368 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 164 00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:39,701 What? 165 00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,899 Fun factoid: gun shots 166 00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,333 are way louder than in the movies. 167 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:13,568 In real life, Rambo would not be 168 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:14,904 killing guerilla fighters, 169 00:14:14,906 --> 00:14:16,673 he would be learning sign language. 170 00:14:46,436 --> 00:14:49,571 Oh, God damn, I missed you, oxygen. 171 00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:29,912 And you have 24 hours to kill her. 172 00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:32,014 If you fail, you die. 173 00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:34,484 Try to leave the city, you die. 174 00:15:35,619 --> 00:15:38,022 Succeed, we let you in. 175 00:15:39,991 --> 00:15:41,823 What the fuck is Nix? 176 00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:06,574 Nix wins. 177 00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:07,977 There we go, that's another win 178 00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:10,511 for Nix against Gask. 179 00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:11,881 And that takes her to the top 180 00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:13,115 of the leaderboard. 181 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:15,184 Yeah, again are we really surprised? 182 00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:17,219 Yeah, Nix. I love you. 183 00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:33,104 Nix! 184 00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:51,653 ...an apparent drug heist, leaving 26 dead. 185 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,720 Police have now zeroed in 186 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,890 on Nix Degraves as the sole suspect. 187 00:17:54,892 --> 00:17:58,493 Degraves was found criminally insane at age 13. 188 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,496 She recently escaped from a maximum-security facility 189 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,032 and has since gained notoriety 190 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,900 as one of the most successful contestants 191 00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:07,069 of the underground fight club, Skizm. 192 00:18:07,071 --> 00:18:09,238 She is heavily armed and extremely dangerous. 193 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,705 This is good. 194 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:15,803 Detective Garret, please report 195 00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:16,974 to the Captain's office. 196 00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:25,580 Are you fucking kidding me? 197 00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:47,204 Okay. 198 00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:49,140 Careful. 199 00:19:49,706 --> 00:19:50,941 Jesus Christ. 200 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,014 Oh, thank God. 201 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:06,021 Wow. Doesn't matter, 202 00:20:06,023 --> 00:20:07,291 just don't shoot yourself in the dick. 203 00:20:25,076 --> 00:20:26,077 Okay. 204 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,319 Woah! No! No! 205 00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:14,091 No! 206 00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,060 No! No, no, no! 207 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,395 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 208 00:21:20,397 --> 00:21:21,897 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 209 00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:23,234 Damn it. 210 00:21:24,235 --> 00:21:25,936 Oh, God! 211 00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:27,404 Fuck! 212 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:35,911 - Nice fap-cave. - You shot me! 213 00:21:35,913 --> 00:21:38,746 You actually fucking shot me? 214 00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:40,015 Okay, please. I... I... 215 00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:42,151 I don't want anything to do with Skizm. 216 00:21:42,153 --> 00:21:44,086 Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm not a fighter. 217 00:21:44,088 --> 00:21:45,022 I'm a nobody. 218 00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:49,491 Yeah. Why are you dual wielding pieces then, Mister Hard boiled? 219 00:21:49,493 --> 00:21:52,861 Oh, these? No, no, no. These... See? They drugged me 220 00:21:52,863 --> 00:21:53,998 and they drilled these onto my hands. 221 00:21:54,265 --> 00:21:56,165 Like right through my... Shit. 222 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,400 I... I think I need some antiseptic or something. 223 00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:00,302 They're all... They're all red and sore. 224 00:22:00,304 --> 00:22:03,405 - Oh, that's rough, fuck boy. - So, how about you and me, 225 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,107 we can just, like, truce things out 226 00:22:05,109 --> 00:22:06,975 and you can stop destroying my things. 227 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:09,679 Or just, like, shoot around the really rare stuff? 228 00:22:10,281 --> 00:22:11,916 Okay. Here's what we'll do. 229 00:22:12,183 --> 00:22:13,217 Take a few minutes. 230 00:22:13,884 --> 00:22:16,285 - Breathe. Relax. - Okay. 231 00:22:16,287 --> 00:22:19,021 And then go take a shit because there's nothing worse 232 00:22:19,023 --> 00:22:20,522 than shooting a poop-filled corpse. 233 00:22:20,524 --> 00:22:22,090 It's like a hitting a turd piñata. 234 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,293 After, I'll just sit you down nice and easy 235 00:22:24,295 --> 00:22:26,030 and shoot you in the fucking brain stem. 236 00:22:32,169 --> 00:22:33,170 Fuck! 237 00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:37,206 Shit! What the fuck? 238 00:22:53,857 --> 00:22:54,858 Fuck! 239 00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:08,170 And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. 240 00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:10,939 A brand-new match, the new guy Miles Harris... 241 00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:12,941 Who is that, Lily? Never heard of him. 242 00:23:12,943 --> 00:23:15,346 This Miles Harris kid is a joke. 243 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,123 Man, I can't even remember the last time 244 00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:30,325 I walked outside without my face in my phone. 245 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,463 Everything looks so HD. 246 00:23:35,899 --> 00:23:37,366 Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 247 00:23:37,368 --> 00:23:39,336 Hey, I need help! Someone's trying to kill me! 248 00:23:39,536 --> 00:23:42,437 - Hey, drop your guns. - Oh, right. Shit. 249 00:23:42,439 --> 00:23:44,839 - Drop 'em now! - No, no, no. Please. 250 00:23:52,449 --> 00:23:54,518 No! 251 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,956 - Will they take out Miles? - What the fuck is he doing? 252 00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:02,891 We can all say, 253 00:24:02,893 --> 00:24:04,126 give Miles Harris a salute, I think. 254 00:24:04,128 --> 00:24:06,628 Mom used to say, always wear clean underwear 255 00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:08,165 in case you get in an accident. 256 00:24:09,466 --> 00:24:11,568 I'm going to add her to the list of people I let down. 257 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,571 - You think he's a crack head? - Definitely. 258 00:24:18,841 --> 00:24:21,078 - Hey! - Dispatch. We have a 918. 259 00:24:21,278 --> 00:24:22,346 Suspect is armed and dangerous. 260 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:24,713 Ladies and Gentlemen, I can't believe it, 261 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:25,781 but we actually have a show for you today, 262 00:24:25,783 --> 00:24:28,216 Miles is running from the fucking cops! 263 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,118 Look at him. Running like a bitch. 264 00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:33,057 Freeze! 265 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,098 - I'm gonna shoot! - Please don't! 266 00:24:48,005 --> 00:24:50,407 Freeze! Stop now! 267 00:25:02,953 --> 00:25:03,954 Oh, no. 268 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:06,924 Idiot. 269 00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:17,332 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 270 00:25:17,334 --> 00:25:19,336 No, sir. Oh, God. 271 00:25:24,675 --> 00:25:26,543 Are you... Are you okay? 272 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:29,077 Oh, God no you're not. 273 00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:30,612 - Whoa, fuck. Fuck. - No, no, no, no. 274 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,214 These... These... These are just my hands. 275 00:25:32,216 --> 00:25:33,949 You're fine. You're fine. I'm not going to do 276 00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:35,283 anything else to you. I'm sorry. 277 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,452 Just try... Just lie and hold that, okay? 278 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,621 Okay. I'm sure they're coming for you right now. 279 00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:42,457 Oh, yeah they are. Okay, I have to go now. 280 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:43,894 - Bye. Bye-bye. - Shit. 281 00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:09,520 Sorry, sorry. 282 00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:15,991 Nova. Oh, no. 283 00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:17,359 Oh, no, no, no. 284 00:26:17,361 --> 00:26:19,530 Nova, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 285 00:26:31,475 --> 00:26:32,409 No. 286 00:26:34,411 --> 00:26:36,480 Nova. Nova. 287 00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:38,248 Holy shit. 288 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:40,417 - Hey. - Miles? 289 00:26:41,051 --> 00:26:42,553 Oh. Oh, God. 290 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:48,125 I'm sorry I'm late. Alarms and stuff. 291 00:26:49,793 --> 00:26:50,994 Shit. 292 00:26:51,728 --> 00:26:54,529 - Go. Drive now. - Relax. Relax. 293 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:57,299 - You have to drive. - I'm not driving anywhere 294 00:26:57,301 --> 00:26:59,036 until you chill. 295 00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:04,007 Okay, cool. I'm cool. 296 00:27:18,789 --> 00:27:20,591 Go to 7th and Shadwell, give me Miles. 297 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,201 So... 298 00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:35,170 Unsure how to broach this, I can't help but notice 299 00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:37,074 you aren't wearing pants. 300 00:27:37,274 --> 00:27:38,807 Oh, yes. Yeah. 301 00:27:38,809 --> 00:27:43,078 No there was a fire alarm at my apartment. 302 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,280 I got locked out of my building. Mondays, right? 303 00:27:45,282 --> 00:27:48,350 I feel ya! It's actually Thursday, though. 304 00:27:48,352 --> 00:27:50,752 Do you still have one of my spare inhalers? 305 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:53,555 Uh, maybe. Check my handbag. Down there. 306 00:27:53,557 --> 00:27:55,657 Uh, could you just grab it for me? 307 00:27:55,659 --> 00:27:58,161 I was up all night, last night coding. I have terrible RSI. 308 00:27:58,695 --> 00:28:01,363 Right. Some vigorous coding. 309 00:28:01,365 --> 00:28:02,366 Yeah. 310 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:12,175 - Here. - Oh, I'm sorry, could you do it? 311 00:28:12,509 --> 00:28:13,677 - Right. - Thanks. 312 00:28:18,248 --> 00:28:19,882 Oh, shit, thank you. 313 00:28:19,884 --> 00:28:21,251 - Okay? - Yeah. 314 00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:24,488 - Why don't you hold onto that. - Oh, yeah, thanks. 315 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,860 - It's really good to see you. - This was a mistake. 316 00:28:30,862 --> 00:28:34,498 - Oh. Okay. - I shouldn't have messaged you. 317 00:28:35,332 --> 00:28:37,867 - I'll drop you home. - No. No. Please don't. 318 00:28:37,869 --> 00:28:40,402 I can't go back there right now, it's very crazy for me. 319 00:28:40,404 --> 00:28:42,203 How about we just hang at your place? 320 00:28:42,205 --> 00:28:44,408 No. Miles, You just need to move on. 321 00:28:44,741 --> 00:28:45,807 - Oh. - I mean, 322 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:49,244 why don't you just meet someone new, I don't know. 323 00:28:50,247 --> 00:28:51,281 Okay, I mean... 324 00:28:52,349 --> 00:28:54,449 Here's the thing. I kind of did meet somebody new. 325 00:28:54,451 --> 00:28:56,886 - Oh? Do... Do I know her? - Uh... 326 00:28:56,888 --> 00:28:58,286 - What's her name? - Her name is Nix 327 00:28:58,288 --> 00:28:59,688 and she's actually trying to kill me. 328 00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:02,257 So, these guys from Skizm came to my house last night, 329 00:29:02,259 --> 00:29:03,725 they're making me fight her. 330 00:29:03,727 --> 00:29:05,393 - Skizm? - Mm-hmm. 331 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,395 - Miles, you joined Skizm? - Yes... 332 00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:09,598 - No. No. No way. - What is wrong with you? 333 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,665 I did not join. 334 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,835 Are you out of your freaking mind? 335 00:29:13,071 --> 00:29:13,869 No, no, no. I did not join. They're forcing... Okay, um... 336 00:29:13,871 --> 00:29:16,571 Can I... Can I show you something? 337 00:29:16,573 --> 00:29:19,242 But you have to promise me to be cool with it. 338 00:29:19,944 --> 00:29:21,178 Sure. 339 00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:23,645 Okay, just be prepared, all right? Don't freak. 340 00:29:23,647 --> 00:29:25,248 Do I look like I'm freaking? 341 00:29:25,549 --> 00:29:28,185 Okay, this is fair warning. Okay. 342 00:29:32,456 --> 00:29:33,891 What the fuck, Miles? 343 00:29:34,324 --> 00:29:35,858 Oh, God. Oh, God. 344 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:38,259 - Fuck! - What's wrong with you? 345 00:29:38,261 --> 00:29:40,497 I said don't freak out! God! 346 00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:42,865 Put me through to the police. 347 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:44,201 Nova! 348 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:47,704 Nova! 349 00:29:59,483 --> 00:30:01,683 I've never seen anything like this 350 00:30:01,685 --> 00:30:02,753 in the history of Skizm. 351 00:30:04,055 --> 00:30:06,254 Look, Miles Harris just jumped into a fucking clothes bin! 352 00:30:06,256 --> 00:30:08,191 This guy is absolute trash. 353 00:30:11,428 --> 00:30:14,362 I really like this, this is fucking unbelievable. 354 00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:15,898 Keep those comments coming in everybody, 355 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,768 let us know what you think's gonna happen next. 356 00:30:24,008 --> 00:30:26,241 That's enough, cut to camera four. 357 00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:28,710 - Cutting to four. - Stay on Miles. 358 00:30:28,712 --> 00:30:30,946 It's an inanimate fucking clothing bin. 359 00:30:30,948 --> 00:30:32,414 Hardly must-see TV. 360 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:34,685 Can you just let me do my job? 361 00:30:35,519 --> 00:30:36,854 I'm directing here. 362 00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:42,925 - Do what he says. - How do you even breathe 363 00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:45,027 with that stupid gimp mask on? 364 00:30:45,029 --> 00:30:47,262 Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface take his mask off, 365 00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,431 you might not sleep so well afterwards. 366 00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:52,834 Look, just let me do my thing. Okay? 367 00:30:52,836 --> 00:30:54,237 You do yours. 368 00:30:54,471 --> 00:30:57,806 Stand around looking like end-level bosses 369 00:30:57,808 --> 00:30:59,008 from Streets of Rage. 370 00:31:01,578 --> 00:31:04,947 You couldn't direct my cock into a top hat, 371 00:31:04,949 --> 00:31:06,648 you talentless piece of shit. 372 00:31:06,650 --> 00:31:08,819 Having trouble breathing? 373 00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,586 This is good, get a camera. 374 00:31:11,588 --> 00:31:13,421 Get this on camera. This is good. 375 00:31:13,423 --> 00:31:14,990 Hurry up and get a fucking camera! 376 00:31:14,992 --> 00:31:17,527 Is this on panorama? How do we get it back to video? 377 00:31:17,728 --> 00:31:18,829 Swipe at the bottom. 378 00:31:19,931 --> 00:31:21,696 - Oh, shit the app just crashed. - Hurry the fuck up. 379 00:31:21,698 --> 00:31:23,565 - Jesus, Dane! - This is great! 380 00:31:29,974 --> 00:31:31,541 Go to seven. 381 00:31:32,877 --> 00:31:35,978 Well, either he'll run and die, 382 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:37,614 he'll fight and die, 383 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:40,415 or he'll puss out and die. 384 00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:43,955 Just as long as the viewers enjoy the show. 385 00:31:45,789 --> 00:31:46,790 Oh, Miles. 386 00:31:48,692 --> 00:31:50,993 We know you're in there. 387 00:32:20,457 --> 00:32:21,458 Fuck. 388 00:32:23,094 --> 00:32:25,362 Fuck! Fuck this! 389 00:32:25,629 --> 00:32:27,031 Fuck everything. 390 00:32:33,770 --> 00:32:35,907 I wouldn't do that if I was you. 391 00:32:38,943 --> 00:32:41,511 - Why shouldn't I? - Huh? 392 00:32:43,981 --> 00:32:46,817 - Why shouldn't I? - Well, the angle's all wrong. 393 00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:48,483 You won't hit your brain. 394 00:32:48,485 --> 00:32:50,654 You'll just end up blowing your damn face off. 395 00:32:51,421 --> 00:32:53,757 Oh. Okay, thanks. 396 00:32:54,025 --> 00:32:55,592 And then you'll still be depressed. 397 00:32:56,861 --> 00:32:57,929 Even more depressed probably, because of your fucked-up face. 398 00:32:58,728 --> 00:33:01,798 Try and angle it right to the rear, base of the head. 399 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,366 Okay. 400 00:33:04,302 --> 00:33:06,536 Okay, you know way too much about this. 401 00:33:07,038 --> 00:33:08,405 Just trying to be helpful, man. 402 00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:11,739 Hey, look this is going to sound really fucking weird, 403 00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:13,808 but could you help dress me? 404 00:33:13,810 --> 00:33:15,679 I have guns bolted to my hands. 405 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,347 This whole deal. 406 00:33:19,150 --> 00:33:21,818 Yeah, you're right. That does sound pretty fucking weird. 407 00:33:32,864 --> 00:33:34,364 Oh, sorry. 408 00:33:38,702 --> 00:33:40,905 Turn it off. I've seen enough. 409 00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:43,038 Seems like your boyfriend's got himself 410 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,108 into some pretty deep shit. 411 00:33:45,243 --> 00:33:48,445 None of this makes sense. I mean, this isn't Miles. 412 00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:53,448 That's all Nova, you're free to go. 413 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,984 - That's it? - Well, obviously 414 00:33:54,986 --> 00:33:57,953 if he calls you, you get in touch with us right away, okay? 415 00:33:57,955 --> 00:34:02,126 Look, Miles has issues but he's a good guy. 416 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:05,062 Just bring him in alive, okay? 417 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:06,730 Well, we'll do our best. 418 00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:19,875 Hack her phone. Have her followed 24/7. 419 00:34:19,877 --> 00:34:20,677 Oh, come on. 420 00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:23,446 You really think he's gonna make contact? 421 00:34:25,016 --> 00:34:27,084 Nix is after this guy, we need to get to him first. 422 00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:48,503 You want a double bow on that buddy or? 423 00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:50,007 Uh, that should be fine, thanks. 424 00:34:50,942 --> 00:34:53,741 Fuck, brother, it sounds like you're in some deep shit. 425 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:56,078 Yeah, I just... I... I can't face violence. 426 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,049 You know, not... not in real life. 427 00:34:58,883 --> 00:35:00,784 Hey, you don't have anything to eat, do you? 428 00:35:00,985 --> 00:35:02,686 Well, let's have a look at the pantry. 429 00:35:03,653 --> 00:35:06,821 Oh, here we go. Half a cold hotdog. 430 00:35:06,823 --> 00:35:11,193 Um, you don't have a vegetarian option, do you? 431 00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:13,896 So, you don't believe in violence 432 00:35:13,898 --> 00:35:17,266 - or eating meat. - I don't like, uh, 433 00:35:17,268 --> 00:35:20,069 contributing to the suffering in the world, I guess. 434 00:35:20,071 --> 00:35:21,904 Well, that's a great philosophy man. 435 00:35:21,906 --> 00:35:23,138 But most people in the world, 436 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,107 they just eat whatever they can get. 437 00:35:25,109 --> 00:35:27,211 And it's one thing to say you can't face violence. 438 00:35:27,644 --> 00:35:30,181 But when it faces you, you better be ready. 439 00:35:31,648 --> 00:35:34,549 - You a Citrus Hill fan? - Who? 440 00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:40,224 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 441 00:35:40,925 --> 00:35:44,661 Okay, fuck it. Can you just push it into my mouth? 442 00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,931 Seriously? I just fucking dressed you, 443 00:35:48,933 --> 00:35:50,598 now you want me to feed you? 444 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,635 What's next, you want me to wipe your arse? 445 00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:55,337 - That could be really useful... - Don't even talk about it. 446 00:35:55,339 --> 00:35:56,539 Okay. 447 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:08,252 - Ah! Fuck! - Ah! So close. 448 00:36:11,889 --> 00:36:14,857 That's still you know, 10 second rule. 449 00:36:14,859 --> 00:36:16,293 Yup. Okay. 450 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:21,065 That's it, yeah. 451 00:36:21,365 --> 00:36:23,767 Yeah, channel your animal side. 452 00:36:24,734 --> 00:36:25,668 You're gonna need it. 453 00:36:26,603 --> 00:36:27,972 Cause it's a dog eat dog world out here. 454 00:36:28,372 --> 00:36:30,908 What kind of meat did they make that from? 455 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:33,641 I don't know but it's been in here for 8 months. 456 00:36:33,643 --> 00:36:35,779 Good to finally get rid of it. 457 00:36:38,115 --> 00:36:39,680 Hey, you don't happen to know anything 458 00:36:39,682 --> 00:36:41,050 about GPS tracking, do you? 459 00:36:41,052 --> 00:36:42,251 Pretty sure I'm being bugged. 460 00:36:42,253 --> 00:36:43,820 Oh, I see how it is. 461 00:36:44,321 --> 00:36:46,889 You assume because I'm homeless, I don't know nothing 462 00:36:46,891 --> 00:36:49,824 about dumb stupid GPS tracking bullshit. 463 00:36:49,826 --> 00:36:51,759 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 464 00:36:51,761 --> 00:36:54,096 For all you know, I could be a savant programmer 465 00:36:54,098 --> 00:36:56,731 who got screwed after my startup went bust. 466 00:36:56,733 --> 00:36:58,635 I'm so sorry. Are you? 467 00:36:58,869 --> 00:37:00,603 What? No! 468 00:37:00,905 --> 00:37:03,405 I spend all of my time getting fucked up on a bunch of crack. 469 00:37:03,407 --> 00:37:06,743 - Oh. Good for you. - Wanna smoke some crack? 470 00:37:06,944 --> 00:37:08,709 - Ahh... - Yes. 471 00:37:08,711 --> 00:37:11,282 I'm good. The... The hotdog was... was enough. 472 00:37:38,943 --> 00:37:40,945 Hey. Watch it, asshole. 473 00:37:42,745 --> 00:37:45,082 Shit. Fuck it's you. 474 00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:47,952 Hey, why don't you stop running, Edward Gun-hands? 475 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,935 Psst. Hey. 476 00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:08,103 Fuck, dude. What the hell? 477 00:38:08,105 --> 00:38:09,972 Where've you been all day? Zander is pissed. 478 00:38:09,974 --> 00:38:12,207 I'm in some trouble, man. I think I'm being tracked. 479 00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:13,475 - By? - Don't worry about that. 480 00:38:13,477 --> 00:38:16,345 Just... If you were gonna stalk someone, how would you do it? 481 00:38:16,347 --> 00:38:17,980 Okay, who told you I was stalking them? 482 00:38:17,982 --> 00:38:19,383 Was it Laura? Because she's a liar. 483 00:38:19,782 --> 00:38:22,353 No, no, no. No. Dude, focus. How would you track me? 484 00:38:23,254 --> 00:38:26,121 Easiest way, malware on your cell, you could do it remotely. 485 00:38:26,123 --> 00:38:28,090 - You have it on you? - Ah, yeah. 486 00:38:28,092 --> 00:38:31,193 Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah, it's in my front jeans pocket. 487 00:38:31,195 --> 00:38:33,262 - Can you just grab it? - No. Fuck, no. 488 00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:34,429 - Just pass the phone dude. - I can't. 489 00:38:34,431 --> 00:38:36,733 I just... There was a... I... 490 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:40,737 glued my hands inside my jacket. 491 00:38:41,838 --> 00:38:43,305 You did both of your hands. 492 00:38:43,307 --> 00:38:45,040 - Mm-hmm. - How is that possible? 493 00:38:45,042 --> 00:38:47,742 No, I know. It was... It was really complicated. 494 00:38:47,744 --> 00:38:49,478 There were holes in the inside of my pockets, 495 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,114 so I just glued them together and then I put the jacket on 496 00:38:52,116 --> 00:38:54,016 and I forgot and I got drunk and I fell asleep 497 00:38:54,018 --> 00:38:56,353 with my hands in my pockets. And now, here we are. 498 00:38:56,954 --> 00:38:58,320 - Just... - No, no, no. I'm not... no. 499 00:38:58,322 --> 00:39:00,289 - I don't want to. - Stop being a dick about it, 500 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:01,990 just stick your fingers in there. Come on. 501 00:39:01,992 --> 00:39:03,127 Jesus Christ! 502 00:39:04,295 --> 00:39:06,030 Oh, God, it's deep in there. 503 00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:08,165 It's so tight. Oh, man. 504 00:39:08,365 --> 00:39:11,068 Oh, it's still warm from your thigh. 505 00:39:15,306 --> 00:39:16,972 Beginning. 506 00:39:16,974 --> 00:39:18,440 Okay, okay, so? 507 00:39:18,442 --> 00:39:20,342 This is not Hackers dude, okay? 508 00:39:20,344 --> 00:39:24,246 This search will take a while. Hours, you know, maybe... 509 00:39:24,248 --> 00:39:26,783 - Malware found. - Oh, it's done. 510 00:39:27,151 --> 00:39:29,386 - This is some advanced shit. - Okay, can you delete it? 511 00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:31,920 Of course I can. Unless you want to able to reactivate it later? 512 00:39:31,922 --> 00:39:34,022 We could set up a quick app so you could flick it on. 513 00:39:34,024 --> 00:39:35,492 No. No. Just get rid of it. Um... 514 00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:38,395 Okay, yeah, no, that could be handy, do that one. 515 00:39:41,031 --> 00:39:42,066 Hey, Miles. 516 00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:43,934 - Zander. - So, it's 4:00 p.m. 517 00:39:44,201 --> 00:39:46,836 And you come in looking like complete shit. 518 00:39:47,137 --> 00:39:48,205 You on drugs? 519 00:39:49,406 --> 00:39:51,075 You speed-balling the NDNA straight into your eyeballs? 520 00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:53,510 - I've been sick. Okay? - Sick? 521 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:55,210 You okay little man? 522 00:39:55,212 --> 00:39:57,481 Why don't you take the rest of the day off, huh? 523 00:39:57,881 --> 00:40:00,884 Or you could just fuck the fuck off forever. 524 00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:09,860 Cops are looking for you. 525 00:40:10,827 --> 00:40:12,463 Seems like you're in some deep shit now. 526 00:40:12,896 --> 00:40:14,363 I always knew you were a fuck-up. 527 00:40:14,365 --> 00:40:17,132 - Let me go. - What you gonna do? Take me on? 528 00:40:17,134 --> 00:40:19,401 You gonna hit me, amigo? You El Loco? 529 00:40:19,403 --> 00:40:22,371 Oh, shut the fuck up! Stop pretending 530 00:40:22,373 --> 00:40:23,972 you speak fucking Spanish, 531 00:40:23,974 --> 00:40:25,941 - you fucking idiot! - Okay, I'm sorry, 532 00:40:25,943 --> 00:40:27,442 - please don't kill me. - You put me down 533 00:40:27,444 --> 00:40:29,044 every time I come in that door, 534 00:40:29,046 --> 00:40:32,180 you docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, 535 00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:34,249 and you hit on my girlfriend in front me! 536 00:40:34,251 --> 00:40:37,953 I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! 537 00:40:37,955 --> 00:40:41,125 Fuck you! And fuck that fucking chipmunk! 538 00:40:41,925 --> 00:40:42,860 Squirrel. 539 00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:53,270 Fuck. I'm... I'm sorry. 540 00:40:53,937 --> 00:40:55,637 Just stop being a dick, okay? 541 00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:57,308 Oh, my God. 542 00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:18,996 Fuck. 543 00:41:32,142 --> 00:41:34,142 My phone. Stick it in my pocket. 544 00:41:34,144 --> 00:41:36,613 - Really? - Yes, really! Fucking do it. 545 00:41:37,181 --> 00:41:39,616 You know, you lied to me. You said you glued your hands. 546 00:41:40,484 --> 00:41:41,917 Boo. 547 00:41:41,919 --> 00:41:44,019 I need to get out of here. You cover me. 548 00:41:44,021 --> 00:41:45,587 Fucking cover you? Wait, what am I going to do, 549 00:41:45,589 --> 00:41:47,222 cap her ass with a staple gun? 550 00:41:54,932 --> 00:41:56,467 Mistakes were made... 551 00:41:58,068 --> 00:41:59,101 I mean seriously, 552 00:41:59,103 --> 00:42:01,303 round of a-fucking-plause for Nerf guy. 553 00:42:01,305 --> 00:42:03,205 He's my new favorite 554 00:42:03,207 --> 00:42:04,339 I gotta say, I gotta say. 555 00:42:04,341 --> 00:42:06,441 Here we see, the little bitches, 556 00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:07,642 emerging from their cave 557 00:42:07,644 --> 00:42:09,513 after doing jack shit. 558 00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,613 - Yoo-hoo. - This is becoming 559 00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:12,581 a fucking legendary match here. 560 00:42:12,583 --> 00:42:13,682 Miles Harris, the fucking newbie 561 00:42:13,684 --> 00:42:15,550 - on the block... - Oh, here go. 562 00:42:22,593 --> 00:42:24,526 Hey, stop. Get out of the car. 563 00:42:24,528 --> 00:42:26,128 Please. Come on. Please, get out. 564 00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:27,262 Thank you. 565 00:42:27,264 --> 00:42:29,066 Thank you very much, sorry. 566 00:42:33,404 --> 00:42:35,003 Oh, fuck... 567 00:42:35,005 --> 00:42:37,408 Oh, come on! 568 00:42:54,591 --> 00:42:55,592 No. 569 00:43:01,265 --> 00:43:02,998 Oh, shit. 570 00:43:16,113 --> 00:43:17,381 - Fucker! - Sorry. 571 00:43:29,092 --> 00:43:30,260 This is good. 572 00:43:35,299 --> 00:43:36,498 Oh, shit. 573 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,170 Stop shooting at me! 574 00:43:44,174 --> 00:43:47,311 Go on! Fucking yeah! 575 00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:58,689 Suck it, loser. 576 00:44:00,290 --> 00:44:02,057 Oh. Uh, no, dude... 577 00:44:02,059 --> 00:44:03,560 What're you... What're you doing? 578 00:44:10,601 --> 00:44:13,068 No. Jesus, that's not... No! 579 00:44:17,307 --> 00:44:19,376 Oh, Jesus Christ! 580 00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:24,348 Shit. 581 00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:49,039 Did I win? 582 00:45:13,830 --> 00:45:15,230 Uh, Jesus. 583 00:45:16,199 --> 00:45:18,201 Stop running, you little chicken shit. 584 00:45:21,572 --> 00:45:24,141 Fuck! 585 00:45:24,441 --> 00:45:26,777 Think you're fucking fast, ain't ya? 586 00:45:29,479 --> 00:45:31,413 - Fuck. - Well that shot was pathetic. 587 00:45:31,415 --> 00:45:33,481 All right, I'm just saying this because I'm honestly 588 00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:35,283 so fucking embarrassed for you, 589 00:45:35,285 --> 00:45:38,888 relax your damn arms, elbow slightly bent nearly straight. 590 00:45:38,890 --> 00:45:40,555 - Shut up. - And those two little 591 00:45:40,557 --> 00:45:42,324 sight things on the barrel 592 00:45:42,326 --> 00:45:43,926 aren't just for decoration you know. 593 00:45:43,928 --> 00:45:46,161 Shut up. Stop trying to help me. 594 00:45:49,533 --> 00:45:51,166 Oh, fuck. 595 00:45:51,168 --> 00:45:53,301 Congratulations. I think you've just discovered 596 00:45:53,303 --> 00:45:55,437 a whole new level of retardation. 597 00:45:55,439 --> 00:45:56,705 That word is not okay. 598 00:45:56,707 --> 00:45:58,540 It's okay if you shoot like one. 599 00:45:58,542 --> 00:46:00,709 Fuck off. Please. Just leave me alone. 600 00:46:00,711 --> 00:46:02,510 Okay, I haven't done anything to you. 601 00:46:02,512 --> 00:46:04,179 I gotta kill you. Every cop in the country 602 00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:07,248 - is looking to end me, so... - Yeah, that's not my fault! 603 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,317 Skizm said they would wipe my slate clean 604 00:46:09,319 --> 00:46:11,753 - after I bury your ass. - Oh, that's what they told you? 605 00:46:11,755 --> 00:46:13,488 What, so you're just like their minion? 606 00:46:13,490 --> 00:46:17,425 What, like those yellow butt plug things from the movies? 607 00:46:19,396 --> 00:46:21,463 No. No, I mean you're like their... their lackey. 608 00:46:21,465 --> 00:46:23,166 I'm no one's lackey. 609 00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:26,536 God damn you. 610 00:47:05,275 --> 00:47:06,209 Fuck. 611 00:47:24,261 --> 00:47:25,262 Hey. 612 00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:27,764 Hey, sir! Madam! Ma'am! Fuck. 613 00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:31,700 Hey! Excuse me, please! 614 00:47:31,702 --> 00:47:33,403 No, no, no! 615 00:47:35,539 --> 00:47:36,707 I mean, I get it. 616 00:47:55,358 --> 00:47:56,926 - Miles? - Hey. 617 00:47:56,928 --> 00:48:00,562 Oh, my God. Are you okay? You're like... 618 00:48:00,564 --> 00:48:02,430 You're all over the news, what are you doing 619 00:48:02,432 --> 00:48:04,365 running around with guns, like a crazy person? 620 00:48:04,367 --> 00:48:05,901 They bolted these things to my hands, 621 00:48:05,903 --> 00:48:07,435 is what I was trying to tell you. 622 00:48:07,437 --> 00:48:09,071 "Bolted"? What do you mean "bolted"? 623 00:48:09,073 --> 00:48:10,973 I mean like they went to town on my hands 624 00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:12,141 with some Home Depot supplies. 625 00:48:12,143 --> 00:48:14,444 Oh, fuck, you were trying to tell me in the car. 626 00:48:14,778 --> 00:48:16,313 Yeah. Yeah I did. 627 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:18,813 Look, Miles, the cops are looking for you. 628 00:48:18,815 --> 00:48:20,782 Okay, just... Just turn yourself in. 629 00:48:20,784 --> 00:48:22,784 - They'll protect you. - I can't. 630 00:48:22,786 --> 00:48:24,619 I'm actually... I'm just leaving town. 631 00:48:24,621 --> 00:48:25,921 I just called to say, goodbye 632 00:48:25,923 --> 00:48:29,459 - and, uh... thanks. - Thanks? 633 00:48:29,861 --> 00:48:34,698 For being with me, for making me a much better person. 634 00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:36,333 Don't say that. 635 00:48:36,767 --> 00:48:38,468 You were always that person. 636 00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:41,402 I don't know what trouble you're in 637 00:48:41,404 --> 00:48:43,738 but you can't keep running from... 638 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:46,276 Nova! Hello? 639 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,346 Oh, hello. 640 00:48:50,647 --> 00:48:51,646 I'm sorry but Nova can't come to the phone right now. 641 00:48:51,648 --> 00:48:54,349 Oh, fucking you again. Leave Nova out of this. 642 00:48:54,351 --> 00:48:56,118 Shut your fucking whine hole and fight. 643 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,586 You need to get your head out of your ass, Miles, 644 00:48:58,588 --> 00:48:59,654 and grow a set of balls. 645 00:48:59,656 --> 00:49:02,557 Now, you got five hours to kill Nix. 646 00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:04,894 Otherwise we're gonna let Dane here 647 00:49:04,896 --> 00:49:07,497 start cutting pieces off your bitch. 648 00:49:08,099 --> 00:49:10,032 Hey! Oh, ho, ho! 649 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,633 Are you on Instagram? 650 00:49:11,635 --> 00:49:13,938 Add me and I'll send you updates. 651 00:49:14,604 --> 00:49:16,437 Just run, Mil...! 652 00:49:16,439 --> 00:49:19,942 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 653 00:49:19,944 --> 00:49:21,442 Okay, think. 654 00:49:21,444 --> 00:49:24,113 No, no, come on, think, think, think. 655 00:49:44,936 --> 00:49:46,003 Activated. 656 00:49:48,973 --> 00:49:50,672 911 what's your emergency? 657 00:49:50,674 --> 00:49:52,740 Uh, hello, my name is Miles Harris, 658 00:49:52,742 --> 00:49:54,509 I think the police are looking for me. 659 00:49:54,511 --> 00:49:56,879 Can you tell them I know where Nix is going to be 660 00:49:56,881 --> 00:49:58,082 in like 10 minutes. 661 00:49:58,582 --> 00:49:59,814 They will know what that means. 662 00:49:59,816 --> 00:50:01,016 - Okay. - Sir, 663 00:50:01,018 --> 00:50:03,553 - please stay on the line. - Bye-bye, Nix. 664 00:50:03,955 --> 00:50:06,356 Hello, are you still there? 665 00:50:06,723 --> 00:50:08,125 I hope it's a quick death. 666 00:50:11,028 --> 00:50:12,094 Or not, actually. 667 00:50:28,946 --> 00:50:30,413 There you go, bro. 668 00:50:30,714 --> 00:50:32,649 That shit'll make your pubes go straight 669 00:50:34,451 --> 00:50:37,554 Who the fuck is this dick wad? 670 00:50:39,723 --> 00:50:42,525 I'm nobody! I'm just leaving. Uh... 671 00:50:43,194 --> 00:50:45,528 What the fuck! You trying to fuck us? 672 00:50:46,596 --> 00:50:49,131 What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck is in your mouth, 673 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:50,732 I can't understand a fucking word. 674 00:50:50,734 --> 00:50:51,668 You trying to fuck us? 675 00:50:52,669 --> 00:50:53,335 I'm not trying to fuck you, Grim! 676 00:50:53,337 --> 00:50:54,402 I don't know this shit head! 677 00:50:54,404 --> 00:50:56,171 And how do I know you're not trying to fuck us? 678 00:50:56,173 --> 00:50:58,040 I'm not here to fuck anybody, guys! 679 00:50:58,042 --> 00:50:59,641 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 680 00:50:59,643 --> 00:51:00,976 Stay the fuck where you are! 681 00:51:00,978 --> 00:51:01,809 Okay. 682 00:51:01,811 --> 00:51:04,414 I will bust you right in the mouth! 683 00:51:04,748 --> 00:51:05,917 What do we do then? 684 00:51:07,118 --> 00:51:08,150 Uh, you know what, guys, actually things are about 685 00:51:08,152 --> 00:51:09,351 to get really crazy here, we should all bail. 686 00:51:09,353 --> 00:51:12,187 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 687 00:51:12,189 --> 00:51:14,156 Sit the fuck down, little asshole! 688 00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:15,425 Okay, Grim... 689 00:51:16,493 --> 00:51:17,159 We both shoot him in the face at the same time. 690 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,093 Wait! What? 691 00:51:18,095 --> 00:51:20,029 On the count of three, ready? 692 00:51:20,031 --> 00:51:21,796 - One! - Oh no, no, no. Please! 693 00:51:21,798 --> 00:51:22,898 - Two! - Wait! 694 00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:26,168 Six! Nine! Eight! Twenty-seven! 695 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:28,503 Five! Eleven-teen! 696 00:51:28,505 --> 00:51:30,039 Oh, shit... 697 00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:32,007 Who the fuck is this crazy whore? 698 00:51:32,009 --> 00:51:33,943 Oh, God! You've killed us all. 699 00:51:33,945 --> 00:51:35,880 Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy! 700 00:51:36,579 --> 00:51:38,013 Suck my clit! 701 00:51:38,015 --> 00:51:40,682 No one is killing fuck boy here. 702 00:51:40,684 --> 00:51:41,749 Yay! 703 00:51:41,751 --> 00:51:43,718 - Except me, of course! - Oh. 704 00:52:00,804 --> 00:52:02,004 Fuck! 705 00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:13,117 God damn, that sound gives me such a hard on. 706 00:52:33,971 --> 00:52:35,039 Little fucker! 707 00:52:46,616 --> 00:52:47,751 Fuck. 708 00:52:48,752 --> 00:52:50,054 Oh, shit! 709 00:53:10,374 --> 00:53:12,774 No re-spawns, no one-ups, 710 00:53:12,776 --> 00:53:14,544 no extra lives. 711 00:53:15,179 --> 00:53:16,947 I just killed this fucking guy. 712 00:53:58,055 --> 00:53:59,756 - Those things, they hurt? - What do you think? 713 00:54:00,191 --> 00:54:01,823 Skizm do that? 714 00:54:01,825 --> 00:54:04,359 Yes, Skizm did that, you think I did this to myself? 715 00:54:04,361 --> 00:54:07,429 I guess drilling the second one in would be a little difficult. 716 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,698 How do we proceed? 717 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,234 Oh, you know what, I got an idea about that. 718 00:54:12,236 --> 00:54:14,205 How about we take these fucking things off my hands! 719 00:54:15,206 --> 00:54:17,306 Look, they have my girlfriend, okay? 720 00:54:17,308 --> 00:54:18,941 My ex... ex-girlfriend. 721 00:54:18,943 --> 00:54:22,046 Whatever. Just let me help you, please. 722 00:54:23,247 --> 00:54:24,714 Okay, thank you. 723 00:54:25,815 --> 00:54:29,817 Oh, uh, detective, you missed the turn off. 724 00:54:29,819 --> 00:54:31,954 We ain't headed to the hospital anymore. 725 00:54:31,956 --> 00:54:33,023 What? Why not? 726 00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:36,127 Nix is after you, right? 727 00:54:36,793 --> 00:54:38,095 We're after Nix. 728 00:54:38,695 --> 00:54:40,229 Change of plan, sweetheart. 729 00:54:40,231 --> 00:54:42,231 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! So I'm just bait now? 730 00:54:42,233 --> 00:54:44,832 That seems very not legal for police officers. 731 00:54:44,834 --> 00:54:47,369 Miles I want to tell you a story about my wife. 732 00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:49,204 Ah, I don't give a shit about your wife. 733 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:51,739 Sorry, dude, can we get these fucking things off my hands? 734 00:54:51,741 --> 00:54:53,942 Sixteen years ago, I'm chasing this gang. 735 00:54:53,944 --> 00:54:56,080 Right? I bust 'em. 736 00:54:56,447 --> 00:54:59,780 Their leader was this psychopathic little dirt bag 737 00:54:59,782 --> 00:55:00,983 covered in tattoos. 738 00:55:00,985 --> 00:55:02,887 Went by the name of Riktor. 739 00:55:03,354 --> 00:55:06,121 Now I gots the bad guys, that's my job, I'm a cop. 740 00:55:06,123 --> 00:55:07,091 But Riktor... 741 00:55:08,859 --> 00:55:10,793 he takes it very personally. 742 00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:15,732 He makes bail, they track my wife and kids... 743 00:55:24,141 --> 00:55:26,275 Yeah, that's it. 744 00:55:26,277 --> 00:55:27,744 Burn, baby, burn. 745 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:33,683 I managed to get my daughter out. 746 00:55:36,153 --> 00:55:37,922 My wife and son were gone. 747 00:55:39,156 --> 00:55:41,125 Nix was gone too in a different way. 748 00:55:42,927 --> 00:55:45,062 Wait, Nix is your daughter? 749 00:55:45,529 --> 00:55:47,730 Tried to get her the help she needed. 750 00:55:48,299 --> 00:55:50,401 But it was never enough. 751 00:55:51,535 --> 00:55:54,939 She's my flesh and blood, I have to stop her. 752 00:55:57,408 --> 00:56:00,309 Uh-oh, looks like Miles has been taken away 753 00:56:00,311 --> 00:56:01,312 by the pigs. 754 00:56:02,513 --> 00:56:04,048 I mean, seriously, generally such a disappointment. 755 00:56:04,814 --> 00:56:06,050 Hey! 756 00:56:06,550 --> 00:56:09,051 You look like a fighter. Hmm? 757 00:56:09,053 --> 00:56:10,888 Maybe you could be our next player. 758 00:56:12,122 --> 00:56:14,824 The cops are watching my house, idiot. 759 00:56:15,392 --> 00:56:17,459 They would have followed you, they probably have the place 760 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,495 surrounded already! 761 00:56:19,563 --> 00:56:21,063 - The cops? - Yeah. 762 00:56:21,065 --> 00:56:22,166 Surrounded? 763 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,470 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do a poo-poo in my pantaloons! 764 00:56:27,004 --> 00:56:28,437 The actual cops? 765 00:56:28,439 --> 00:56:30,708 Oh, my God! The cops! 766 00:56:32,209 --> 00:56:36,213 Who the fuck do you think owns the fucking cops? 767 00:56:37,014 --> 00:56:39,248 - What? - Dane, kill the drones. 768 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,315 Yes, boss! 769 00:56:40,317 --> 00:56:41,452 We need to keep our cover. 770 00:56:44,521 --> 00:56:46,321 Hang on, I think we just lost the stream 771 00:56:46,323 --> 00:56:47,956 - ladies and gentlemen. - Yeah, 772 00:56:47,958 --> 00:56:49,893 we're gonna get this back. We're gonna get this back. 773 00:56:52,363 --> 00:56:54,296 Hey, Stanton, where the fuck are we? 774 00:56:54,298 --> 00:56:55,931 Fuck! 775 00:56:55,933 --> 00:56:57,299 Fuck! Holy shit, dude! 776 00:56:57,301 --> 00:56:59,103 What the actual fuck? 777 00:57:00,871 --> 00:57:02,805 Is that look supposed to fucking explain something? 778 00:57:07,211 --> 00:57:10,245 People keep fucking dying on me! 779 00:57:10,247 --> 00:57:12,147 What the... Okay, fuck. 780 00:57:12,149 --> 00:57:13,949 Yes! Okay. 781 00:57:13,951 --> 00:57:17,519 Stop your whining, you millennial piece of shit! 782 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:19,223 What the fuck are you doing? 783 00:57:21,225 --> 00:57:22,858 Hey there, big guy! 784 00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:25,927 Rule number 1. Do not, I repeat do not, 785 00:57:25,929 --> 00:57:29,398 under any circumstances talk to the fucking pigs! 786 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,401 You got that? 787 00:57:31,669 --> 00:57:33,402 Now we should get Stanton there to give you an extreme makeover 788 00:57:33,404 --> 00:57:34,603 with the butt of his Glock! 789 00:57:34,605 --> 00:57:37,105 But I see something in you, Miles, you know? 790 00:57:37,107 --> 00:57:38,375 Potential. 791 00:57:38,609 --> 00:57:40,544 So I've decided to give you... 792 00:57:41,045 --> 00:57:42,379 another chance. 793 00:57:43,047 --> 00:57:44,346 Fuck you! Where's Nova? 794 00:57:44,348 --> 00:57:46,615 - It's pre-recorded asshole! - Oh! 795 00:57:48,886 --> 00:57:51,186 Welcome to the lightening round! 796 00:57:51,188 --> 00:57:54,056 Somewhere in this city, we've got your bitch! 797 00:57:54,058 --> 00:57:57,426 You've got 30 minutes, that is 30 minutes to kill Nix. 798 00:57:57,428 --> 00:58:01,430 Or we take Nova apart piece by fucking piece! 799 00:58:01,432 --> 00:58:02,531 No! 800 00:58:02,533 --> 00:58:04,433 Put a filter on that, make me look good. 801 00:58:04,435 --> 00:58:06,435 It might have been a bit over the top. 802 00:58:08,072 --> 00:58:09,139 Fuck! 803 00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:11,909 Nova... 804 00:58:25,055 --> 00:58:26,156 Boom. 805 00:58:26,623 --> 00:58:28,325 Happy hunting, shit head. 806 00:58:46,977 --> 00:58:48,944 Huh, bullet proof vest. 807 00:58:48,946 --> 00:58:51,148 It did not help much. 808 00:59:01,959 --> 00:59:03,060 Hey! 809 00:59:11,268 --> 00:59:14,436 Password is telefrak. Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K, 810 00:59:14,438 --> 00:59:15,639 you got it. 811 00:59:17,107 --> 00:59:18,976 Yeah, click there, Nova's iPhone. 812 00:59:21,545 --> 00:59:23,378 Girlfriend know you're stalking her? 813 00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:25,315 Ex, actually, and it's none of your business. 814 00:59:27,384 --> 00:59:29,651 Okay, Warwick and 7th. 815 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:31,155 Great, thank you. 816 00:59:33,390 --> 00:59:36,560 - Oh, shit! - What? 817 00:59:36,994 --> 00:59:38,262 You're him, right? 818 00:59:38,529 --> 00:59:40,130 Guns Akimbo dude! 819 00:59:40,597 --> 00:59:42,132 You're famous! 820 00:59:49,273 --> 00:59:50,909 Look at those numbers! 821 00:59:51,175 --> 00:59:53,508 Seven million viewers and counting! 822 00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:56,111 You're the most watched Skizm contestant ever! 823 00:59:56,113 --> 00:59:58,046 That many people are watching me? 824 00:59:58,048 --> 00:59:59,748 I've never seen anything like it! 825 00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:01,985 - Hey, can I get a selfie? - Yeah, sure. 826 01:00:17,534 --> 01:00:18,535 Let her go! 827 01:00:20,704 --> 01:00:23,040 I'll fight Nix! Just please, let her go! 828 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,676 No! 829 01:00:30,047 --> 01:00:33,181 Quit your running and fight, or you're next. 830 01:00:33,183 --> 01:00:34,485 Whoo! 831 01:00:36,053 --> 01:00:37,154 Shit! 832 01:00:37,588 --> 01:00:38,689 Nova. 833 01:00:39,323 --> 01:00:40,390 My ex. 834 01:00:41,558 --> 01:00:43,160 She dyed her hair to look like a sunrise. 835 01:00:43,427 --> 01:00:45,494 Always somehow smelled of incense 836 01:00:45,496 --> 01:00:47,731 and freshly opened packs of gum. 837 01:00:51,368 --> 01:00:53,203 Oh, shit, Hadley. 838 01:00:55,606 --> 01:00:57,272 The list of people I've let down 839 01:00:57,274 --> 01:00:58,709 is getting longer by the minute. 840 01:01:00,477 --> 01:01:02,145 Suddenly, I knew what to do. 841 01:01:03,213 --> 01:01:05,682 Now I could end this once and for all. 842 01:01:11,522 --> 01:01:13,423 Activated. 843 01:01:46,390 --> 01:01:48,125 Your tracker's back on. 844 01:01:48,825 --> 01:01:50,594 Neat location, by the way. 845 01:01:51,361 --> 01:01:53,528 What, you couldn't find a classic rooftop 846 01:01:53,530 --> 01:01:56,164 for your final showdown, fuckboy? 847 01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:57,799 God! Stop calling me fuckboy, okay? 848 01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:59,267 I don't even know what that means! 849 01:01:59,269 --> 01:02:00,170 Whoa... 850 01:02:01,238 --> 01:02:02,406 I thought we were going to talk it out for a bit? 851 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,675 Exchange some banter. 852 01:02:05,175 --> 01:02:08,710 Some obligatory pre-gunfight foreplay. 853 01:02:08,712 --> 01:02:10,679 You want to get straight to the shooting? 854 01:02:10,681 --> 01:02:13,481 No. No, look I need your help. 855 01:02:13,483 --> 01:02:14,718 My help? 856 01:02:15,185 --> 01:02:17,154 Skizm is going to kill us both! 857 01:02:17,654 --> 01:02:19,823 Together we might have a chance. 858 01:02:20,324 --> 01:02:22,892 You know, let's... Let's team up. 859 01:02:22,894 --> 01:02:24,826 I got a much better chance if I'm with you. 860 01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:27,197 I know that. So, you in? 861 01:02:27,531 --> 01:02:29,366 Um... 862 01:02:31,602 --> 01:02:33,103 well, no. 863 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,240 Yes! Yes! 864 01:02:39,242 --> 01:02:41,176 Yabba-dabba-do! 865 01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:42,844 Fuck yeah! 866 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:44,947 Guns Akimbo dude was here. 867 01:02:44,949 --> 01:02:46,414 I met him! 868 01:02:50,454 --> 01:02:52,522 Oh! 869 01:02:53,256 --> 01:02:54,322 No! 870 01:02:54,324 --> 01:02:55,891 This is so unfair! 871 01:02:55,893 --> 01:02:58,495 It's just a game, bro. It's just a game. 872 01:02:59,196 --> 01:03:00,863 Yes! Serves you right, asshole! 873 01:03:00,865 --> 01:03:03,333 And that is Miles out of the game. 874 01:03:07,771 --> 01:03:09,740 Well that took longer than I thought. 875 01:03:11,943 --> 01:03:14,244 Let's go get some cocaine! 876 01:03:14,711 --> 01:03:16,211 Miles Harris... 877 01:03:16,213 --> 01:03:17,812 - I'm not happy! - Oh! 878 01:03:17,814 --> 01:03:18,914 That's some bullshit, 879 01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:20,883 I'm sorry but that's fucking bullshit! 880 01:03:20,885 --> 01:03:22,784 No, that's the game of Skizm, man! 881 01:03:22,786 --> 01:03:24,686 No, no. I really started to like the fucking guy! 882 01:03:24,688 --> 01:03:26,454 Fuck the game! God damn it! 883 01:03:26,456 --> 01:03:28,456 That's Skizm for you. Miles... 884 01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:30,494 Get a cleanup squad on Miles's body. 885 01:03:30,862 --> 01:03:32,529 Get a squad on Nix too! 886 01:03:32,897 --> 01:03:34,531 Ice that fucking bitch! 887 01:03:37,434 --> 01:03:38,535 Oh! 888 01:03:40,303 --> 01:03:41,636 I know! 889 01:03:46,443 --> 01:03:47,945 He did his best. 890 01:03:48,612 --> 01:03:49,881 But you know... 891 01:03:50,614 --> 01:03:53,381 sometimes, even when you do your best, 892 01:03:53,383 --> 01:03:55,887 it's just not good enough. 893 01:03:58,755 --> 01:04:02,992 Just pitching here, but, uh, chainsaws or nail guns? 894 01:04:02,994 --> 01:04:04,628 Which way were you leaning, huh? 895 01:04:45,836 --> 01:04:48,470 - Any plans tonight? - Finally gonna catch up 896 01:04:48,472 --> 01:04:50,307 - on The Walking Dead. - The Walking Dead? 897 01:04:50,707 --> 01:04:52,741 Can't stand that. Just too violent. 898 01:04:52,743 --> 01:04:54,910 Man, you kill people for a living. 899 01:04:54,912 --> 01:04:56,778 So what? You think a cook goes home 900 01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:57,846 and watches Master Chef? 901 01:05:39,123 --> 01:05:42,024 If you want to walk out of here, with all of your limbs, 902 01:05:42,026 --> 01:05:44,761 you should stop pointing guns at me! 903 01:05:45,495 --> 01:05:46,964 This was your idea, fuck boy! 904 01:05:47,631 --> 01:05:50,866 - Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar! - Not nice! 905 01:05:50,868 --> 01:05:52,469 That hurts like shit! 906 01:05:52,870 --> 01:05:55,839 You only had to shoot me once! Remember? 907 01:06:09,786 --> 01:06:12,023 Don't shoot me, I know who killed your family. 908 01:06:14,391 --> 01:06:15,826 What the fuck did you just say? 909 01:06:16,027 --> 01:06:18,695 He's the head of Skizm. Okay, his name is Riktor. 910 01:06:20,097 --> 01:06:23,400 Bald guy, covered in tattoos. That was him, right? 911 01:06:24,936 --> 01:06:28,403 Okay so my... my theory is he saw you escape from prison 912 01:06:28,405 --> 01:06:29,671 and decided to put you in the game 913 01:06:29,673 --> 01:06:31,042 in case you tried to get revenge. 914 01:06:33,010 --> 01:06:34,544 You're full of shit! 915 01:06:36,113 --> 01:06:37,681 They killed your dad, too. 916 01:06:37,982 --> 01:06:39,416 He's right there. 917 01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:11,681 You stubborn old bastard. 918 01:07:15,785 --> 01:07:18,220 So, um, hi... 919 01:07:18,222 --> 01:07:20,022 Sorry, don't know why I said it like that. 920 01:07:20,024 --> 01:07:23,691 Look if you're not going to shoot yourself, or me, 921 01:07:23,693 --> 01:07:26,095 then I have a plan, It is kinda fucked up 922 01:07:26,097 --> 01:07:27,963 and totally suicidal, but it might work. 923 01:07:27,965 --> 01:07:30,632 You get to kill Riktor, I find Nova. 924 01:07:30,634 --> 01:07:33,603 But we have to work together. 925 01:07:34,471 --> 01:07:35,438 All right? 926 01:07:38,575 --> 01:07:40,575 I like that you're not pointing that at me anymore. 927 01:07:40,577 --> 01:07:41,877 That's a good... Okay... 928 01:07:41,879 --> 01:07:43,078 We can work on that. 929 01:07:50,955 --> 01:07:53,755 You only need to shoot me one time! 930 01:07:53,757 --> 01:07:55,657 Really important. Just one... 931 01:07:55,659 --> 01:07:57,094 right in the... 932 01:07:57,727 --> 01:07:59,694 Once. Okay, you got that? 933 01:07:59,696 --> 01:08:01,496 I don't feel like you're listening to me. 934 01:08:01,498 --> 01:08:02,630 Just one. 935 01:08:02,632 --> 01:08:05,566 One shot. 936 01:08:07,637 --> 01:08:09,038 I think my ribs are broken. 937 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,638 Definitely have internal bleeding. 938 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,942 Cool, um, do you wanna sit here and cry about it? 939 01:08:12,944 --> 01:08:14,045 Like a little bitch? 940 01:08:15,179 --> 01:08:16,145 Or do you wanna go shoot a bunch of people in the face? 941 01:08:16,147 --> 01:08:17,647 Oh, hell yes. 942 01:08:17,949 --> 01:08:21,016 The face shooting one, not the... not the crying. 943 01:08:21,018 --> 01:08:22,219 Right on. Right on. 944 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,119 - That sucks. - Yeah. 945 01:08:28,658 --> 01:08:30,192 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 946 01:08:30,194 --> 01:08:31,761 Just go. Come on, look. 947 01:08:32,196 --> 01:08:33,929 Me? Why do I have to go first? 948 01:08:33,931 --> 01:08:35,898 - Open the fucking door. - I'm not exactly great 949 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,832 - at opening doors right now. - Go on. 950 01:08:37,834 --> 01:08:39,534 Honestly I still don't trust you. 951 01:08:39,536 --> 01:08:40,670 You might shoot me in the back. 952 01:08:41,805 --> 01:08:43,604 I promise that when I do shoot you it'll be in the front. 953 01:08:43,606 --> 01:08:46,008 You have already shot me like a dozen times. 954 01:08:46,010 --> 01:08:48,143 I feel bullets rattling inside me when I walk. 955 01:08:48,145 --> 01:08:49,846 - Well... - What the hell? 956 01:09:40,965 --> 01:09:42,663 Hey, sir! It's Miles and Nix! 957 01:09:42,665 --> 01:09:44,732 They're in the building! It's a clusterfuck! 958 01:09:44,734 --> 01:09:46,601 Yeah, and? What the fuck you telling me for? 959 01:09:46,603 --> 01:09:47,769 Get the dead squad on it! 960 01:09:47,771 --> 01:09:49,273 - I can't. - Well why not? 961 01:09:49,739 --> 01:09:51,909 - They're dead. - They're dead? 962 01:09:53,244 --> 01:09:54,644 Well that's not ideal. 963 01:09:57,948 --> 01:09:59,348 Patch the monitor feeds to the security cameras now! 964 01:10:02,319 --> 01:10:04,155 This is not happening. 965 01:10:05,189 --> 01:10:06,891 Oh, my God, it's back on! 966 01:10:07,858 --> 01:10:09,024 It's going down. 967 01:10:10,895 --> 01:10:12,296 Oh, fantastic. 968 01:10:12,997 --> 01:10:15,630 I'm gonna lose my fucking temper, this is... 969 01:10:15,632 --> 01:10:17,968 Effie! Dane! Do your thing! 970 01:10:18,302 --> 01:10:19,634 Fuck them up! 971 01:10:19,636 --> 01:10:21,937 Nix and Miles! They need to die! 972 01:10:21,939 --> 01:10:23,704 They need to fucking die! 973 01:10:29,712 --> 01:10:32,183 Suck on this, bitch! 974 01:10:32,782 --> 01:10:34,118 Really, another dick shot? 975 01:10:35,119 --> 01:10:37,052 Oh, God damn it, please. 976 01:10:37,054 --> 01:10:38,420 Why do you have to keep doing that? 977 01:10:38,422 --> 01:10:39,988 What, I would have shot you in the dick 978 01:10:39,990 --> 01:10:41,722 if the target wasn't so small! 979 01:10:41,724 --> 01:10:43,092 It just seems a little excessive. 980 01:10:43,094 --> 01:10:44,860 You know, you could go dick shot, then head shot, 981 01:10:44,862 --> 01:10:46,895 then dick shot. Just mix it up a little, something. 982 01:10:46,897 --> 01:10:48,199 It's basically a public service. 983 01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:51,934 Oh! Don't do it again! God. 984 01:10:51,936 --> 01:10:53,768 Uh, you know, I don't... I don't like it, 985 01:10:53,770 --> 01:10:55,670 - I don't like it. - It's just some dick blood. 986 01:10:55,672 --> 01:10:56,771 Miles? 987 01:11:19,230 --> 01:11:20,963 - What was he thinking? - Yeah, 988 01:11:20,965 --> 01:11:23,300 never bring a spork to a gun fight, man. 989 01:11:27,238 --> 01:11:28,470 What are you doing? 990 01:11:28,472 --> 01:11:30,107 Trying to find where they're holding Nova. 991 01:11:35,845 --> 01:11:37,847 Oh, God damn, this comment section. 992 01:11:38,115 --> 01:11:39,716 It's like YouTube but worse. 993 01:11:41,118 --> 01:11:42,353 No, it's about the same. 994 01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:46,121 "I hope someone ices that Nix bitch 995 01:11:46,123 --> 01:11:47,391 and tea bags her corpse." 996 01:11:48,325 --> 01:11:51,927 That settles that, I'm going to find every last 997 01:11:51,929 --> 01:11:53,996 one of those little trolls and beat them to death 998 01:11:53,998 --> 01:11:55,931 - with their keyboards. - You are fucking animals, 999 01:11:55,933 --> 01:11:56,934 you know that right. 1000 01:11:58,202 --> 01:11:59,034 You like this, you like watching people suffer? 1001 01:11:59,036 --> 01:11:59,968 You like watching people get hunted? 1002 01:11:59,970 --> 01:12:02,770 If you didn't watch they wouldn't exist 1003 01:12:02,772 --> 01:12:06,010 you pathetic sick fuck! 1004 01:12:06,809 --> 01:12:08,745 Fuck you, dude. 1005 01:12:10,481 --> 01:12:13,115 Who the fuck is this guy, huh? What the fuck. 1006 01:12:13,117 --> 01:12:15,252 Hear, hear. Good, good. 1007 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,354 Wish you had more volume. 1008 01:12:17,955 --> 01:12:19,789 Intense. Feel better now? 1009 01:12:20,124 --> 01:12:21,758 You got that out of your system? 1010 01:12:26,297 --> 01:12:28,265 - Whoa, holy shit. - What? 1011 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,466 Look, Riktor, he's trying to expand Skizm. 1012 01:12:31,468 --> 01:12:34,038 He's like building it into a global franchise. 1013 01:12:38,943 --> 01:12:41,809 Can you actually just like, send this to my Gmail? 1014 01:12:41,811 --> 01:12:44,179 - It's funnier watching. - Oh, God. 1015 01:12:44,181 --> 01:12:46,016 Fuck you, man. 1016 01:12:51,322 --> 01:12:55,190 Oh, holy shit! Damn, nice AA-12! 1017 01:12:55,192 --> 01:12:57,292 - Fuck. - These things? 1018 01:12:57,294 --> 01:12:59,061 - Yes! - Yeah, I shelled out 1019 01:12:59,063 --> 01:13:00,795 for the deep black PVD coating. 1020 01:13:00,797 --> 01:13:04,399 But, now I kinda regret not going with the UCP style camo. 1021 01:13:04,401 --> 01:13:06,335 Oh, no you're crazy. She's crazy. 1022 01:13:06,337 --> 01:13:09,071 You totally own it. Seriously. 1023 01:13:09,073 --> 01:13:11,273 Thank you. Yeah, you know your weapons. 1024 01:13:11,275 --> 01:13:14,777 You know, shooting dip shits in the head is life. 1025 01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:17,980 Well, um, I better, you know. 1026 01:13:17,982 --> 01:13:20,184 Right, yeah. Do your thing. It was nice to meet you. 1027 01:13:22,152 --> 01:13:23,887 Go! Go! 1028 01:13:34,398 --> 01:13:35,499 Woo! 1029 01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:39,101 Watch the last step! It's a doozie! 1030 01:13:39,103 --> 01:13:40,204 Whoo. 1031 01:13:42,839 --> 01:13:44,239 Oh. 1032 01:13:44,241 --> 01:13:46,043 Someone didn't skip leg day. 1033 01:13:49,113 --> 01:13:50,847 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1034 01:13:51,215 --> 01:13:54,051 Don't pull my hair. 1035 01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:07,965 Whoa! Whoo! 1036 01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:19,343 Fuck! 1037 01:14:20,911 --> 01:14:24,413 Friday night just got really lonely! 1038 01:14:33,657 --> 01:14:36,425 Just stay still and die, you fucking coward. 1039 01:14:36,427 --> 01:14:38,060 I really don't want to though. 1040 01:14:42,099 --> 01:14:43,100 Fuck! 1041 01:14:53,243 --> 01:14:55,012 Oh, shit! 1042 01:15:06,090 --> 01:15:08,025 Whoo! 1043 01:15:10,427 --> 01:15:11,593 Didn't even hurt. 1044 01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:13,597 Stop! Hammer time! 1045 01:15:21,105 --> 01:15:22,304 A bullet proof vest 1046 01:15:22,306 --> 01:15:24,241 isn't gonna save you from a head shot. 1047 01:15:30,547 --> 01:15:32,349 Do you know what your problem is? 1048 01:15:35,486 --> 01:15:37,221 You need to smile more. 1049 01:15:42,092 --> 01:15:43,994 Let's give you a nice... 1050 01:15:44,395 --> 01:15:45,396 wide... 1051 01:15:45,596 --> 01:15:47,097 juicy grin. 1052 01:15:52,569 --> 01:15:56,738 I have the power! 1053 01:16:06,049 --> 01:16:08,450 It's time to realign your chakras. 1054 01:16:15,659 --> 01:16:17,161 Enough. 1055 01:16:25,035 --> 01:16:26,537 I think I just heard a ball pop. 1056 01:16:27,137 --> 01:16:28,505 Are they meant to pop? 1057 01:16:32,276 --> 01:16:34,142 You don't like fire? 1058 01:16:34,144 --> 01:16:35,345 Do ya, huh? 1059 01:16:35,746 --> 01:16:38,280 Let's burn together, baby! 1060 01:16:38,282 --> 01:16:39,347 Whoo! 1061 01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:54,598 Fool! 1062 01:16:58,769 --> 01:17:00,304 Don't shoot him! 1063 01:17:06,210 --> 01:17:08,443 Yeah. Chopper on the roof. 1064 01:17:08,445 --> 01:17:10,180 No. Just two seats. 1065 01:17:11,448 --> 01:17:14,251 No, everyone else is dead. 1066 01:17:17,087 --> 01:17:20,624 Why does everything have to be so fucking stressful, hmm? 1067 01:17:22,426 --> 01:17:26,061 You know, they say that sometimes a nice little stroll 1068 01:17:26,063 --> 01:17:27,998 can help to clear the head. 1069 01:17:30,067 --> 01:17:32,002 - Come on, let's go. - Get off me! 1070 01:17:33,470 --> 01:17:35,203 That's it, that's it. 1071 01:17:35,205 --> 01:17:36,306 Fuck! 1072 01:17:39,476 --> 01:17:40,477 Hey. 1073 01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:43,080 You good? 1074 01:17:45,482 --> 01:17:49,720 Did you not hear me say 1075 01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:51,553 don't shoot? 1076 01:17:51,555 --> 01:17:53,290 Woah... 1077 01:17:53,757 --> 01:17:57,227 Yeah, you pull off the Rocky look real well at least. 1078 01:17:59,864 --> 01:18:01,663 What? What is that? 1079 01:18:01,665 --> 01:18:03,198 - What are you trying to do? - Shit! 1080 01:18:08,272 --> 01:18:09,838 Oh right... 1081 01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,606 Hey, no, no, no. You gotta put that on ice. 1082 01:18:11,608 --> 01:18:13,243 Come on, we gotta fix this. 1083 01:18:17,414 --> 01:18:18,615 Oh, shit. 1084 01:18:19,216 --> 01:18:21,216 I wasted all my bullets on Sid Dickless. 1085 01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:23,118 Riktor's got Nova somewhere, I can't find her. 1086 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,789 Have you learned nothing from video games? 1087 01:18:26,323 --> 01:18:28,125 If you see enemies... 1088 01:18:28,358 --> 01:18:30,794 You jump on their heads and they give you coins? 1089 01:18:31,562 --> 01:18:33,128 No, fuck wad! It means we're going 1090 01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:34,696 the right way. Come on let's find some more 1091 01:18:34,698 --> 01:18:36,667 - bad guys to shoot. - Okay. 1092 01:18:41,538 --> 01:18:42,704 Hey! 1093 01:18:42,706 --> 01:18:44,539 Where the fuck are you going, asshole? 1094 01:18:44,541 --> 01:18:45,875 The action's back this way! 1095 01:18:45,877 --> 01:18:47,342 Wait, you want me to go out there 1096 01:18:47,344 --> 01:18:48,176 and get my face shot off? 1097 01:18:48,178 --> 01:18:49,578 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1098 01:18:49,580 --> 01:18:51,379 Cops will be swarming this place! 1099 01:18:51,381 --> 01:18:52,581 This shit is over! 1100 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:56,217 It's not over until I say it's over, you fucking traitor! 1101 01:18:56,219 --> 01:18:57,319 Traitor? 1102 01:18:57,321 --> 01:18:59,154 Without me, you would be nothing! 1103 01:18:59,156 --> 01:19:00,190 I mean, look at you! 1104 01:19:01,325 --> 01:19:02,190 You look like someone tried to paint a worn-out dildo 1105 01:19:02,192 --> 01:19:04,326 - with a fucking Sharpie! - Ah, that hurts. 1106 01:19:04,328 --> 01:19:06,763 Face it, Riktor. This is the end. 1107 01:19:12,202 --> 01:19:14,838 Look at him go! He's like a wounded deer. 1108 01:19:16,239 --> 01:19:18,175 Go Bambi's mom, go! 1109 01:19:27,451 --> 01:19:28,719 Kill them! 1110 01:19:35,325 --> 01:19:36,658 Was this the right way? 1111 01:19:36,660 --> 01:19:38,259 No we fucked up! 1112 01:19:38,261 --> 01:19:40,130 - Far too many bad guys! - Oh, God. 1113 01:19:41,866 --> 01:19:42,900 Fuck. 1114 01:19:43,868 --> 01:19:45,266 Oh, shit. 1115 01:19:45,268 --> 01:19:46,735 What the hell are we going to do? 1116 01:19:46,737 --> 01:19:49,337 Come out, come out wherever you are. 1117 01:19:49,339 --> 01:19:51,608 Come on, get it. 1118 01:19:52,209 --> 01:19:53,477 Hey! Hey! 1119 01:19:53,878 --> 01:19:55,443 You want to know a secret? 1120 01:19:55,445 --> 01:19:56,845 Fuck you! 1121 01:19:56,847 --> 01:19:58,749 This was never about the money. 1122 01:19:59,816 --> 01:20:01,351 This is about art. 1123 01:20:02,419 --> 01:20:04,352 Murder is art. 1124 01:20:07,992 --> 01:20:09,892 This one... 1125 01:20:09,894 --> 01:20:11,828 This is a Jackson Pollock. 1126 01:20:12,663 --> 01:20:13,664 Ah! 1127 01:20:16,901 --> 01:20:18,635 Overcompensating much? 1128 01:20:21,505 --> 01:20:22,907 Where the fuck are you going? 1129 01:20:23,941 --> 01:20:25,407 Get up! 1130 01:20:25,409 --> 01:20:26,911 Get the fuck up! 1131 01:20:28,512 --> 01:20:31,279 You know, you really need to cheer the fuck up. 1132 01:20:31,281 --> 01:20:32,982 Are you not even a little bit excited 1133 01:20:32,984 --> 01:20:35,352 about going in a chopper with me? 1134 01:20:45,395 --> 01:20:46,929 You wanna know how I survived this long? 1135 01:20:46,931 --> 01:20:49,199 I don't know, Nix, by being crazy as fuck? 1136 01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:53,403 I didn't want to give any fucker the satisfaction... 1137 01:20:53,938 --> 01:20:55,405 of killing me. 1138 01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:59,309 Just kill Riktor for me. 1139 01:20:59,843 --> 01:21:00,878 Okay, mouse? 1140 01:21:01,946 --> 01:21:03,278 Get the fuck out here so I can shoot you! 1141 01:21:04,514 --> 01:21:05,816 Wait. No, wait! 1142 01:21:25,802 --> 01:21:26,837 No! 1143 01:21:38,815 --> 01:21:39,849 Nix! 1144 01:22:02,472 --> 01:22:04,474 Fuck. 1145 01:22:05,609 --> 01:22:06,610 Come back here. 1146 01:22:07,711 --> 01:22:08,512 Where'd you think you're going? 1147 01:22:10,781 --> 01:22:13,715 Get up there. Come on. 1148 01:22:57,727 --> 01:22:58,963 Oh, shit! Oh... 1149 01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:12,742 Fuck! Nova! 1150 01:23:17,447 --> 01:23:18,448 Nova! 1151 01:23:18,849 --> 01:23:20,815 Miles! Miles! 1152 01:23:20,817 --> 01:23:21,953 "Miles!" 1153 01:23:23,921 --> 01:23:25,089 There you are. 1154 01:23:26,190 --> 01:23:28,558 What took you so long, hmm? 1155 01:23:30,493 --> 01:23:31,994 You made it all this way. 1156 01:23:31,996 --> 01:23:34,729 I even got you a rooftop for the showdown! 1157 01:23:34,731 --> 01:23:37,099 Nix is dead, it's over! 1158 01:23:37,101 --> 01:23:38,566 Let Nova go! 1159 01:23:41,906 --> 01:23:43,205 Oh, finally! 1160 01:23:43,207 --> 01:23:44,974 I should have ordered a fucking Uber! 1161 01:23:44,976 --> 01:23:46,808 Okay, okay and we're back. 1162 01:23:46,810 --> 01:23:48,710 We've got our stream back, ladies and gentlemen. 1163 01:23:48,712 --> 01:23:49,744 Oh, thank fuck! 1164 01:23:49,746 --> 01:23:51,579 Let's just see how this ends, I guess. 1165 01:23:51,581 --> 01:23:52,582 Oh, yeah. 1166 01:23:56,988 --> 01:23:59,889 Ten million concurrent viewers, Miles. 1167 01:23:59,891 --> 01:24:02,925 You have just made Skizm history! 1168 01:24:02,927 --> 01:24:04,726 You are somebody! 1169 01:24:04,728 --> 01:24:05,963 I took... 1170 01:24:07,131 --> 01:24:10,134 a worthless piece of shit and I molded it into steel! 1171 01:24:10,734 --> 01:24:11,867 I made you, Miles. 1172 01:24:11,869 --> 01:24:15,037 You should be down on your fucking knees thanking me! 1173 01:24:15,039 --> 01:24:16,738 Oh, fuck you man! 1174 01:24:16,740 --> 01:24:19,674 All you did was ruin my hands, and give me a criminal record. 1175 01:24:19,676 --> 01:24:21,476 I never wanted any of this! 1176 01:24:21,478 --> 01:24:24,414 Don't give me that goody-goody bullshit! 1177 01:24:25,615 --> 01:24:27,950 What were you doing on the Skizm site to begin with? 1178 01:24:27,952 --> 01:24:28,886 Hey? 1179 01:24:30,221 --> 01:24:33,157 Admit it, you wanted to feel something. 1180 01:24:33,623 --> 01:24:35,925 You wanted to... to... to hunt like a man. 1181 01:24:35,927 --> 01:24:38,027 You wanted to be somebody! 1182 01:24:38,029 --> 01:24:40,095 Yesterday you were fucking miserable! 1183 01:24:40,097 --> 01:24:41,899 Now, look at yourself. 1184 01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:43,935 You're alive! 1185 01:24:46,070 --> 01:24:47,570 Yeah, I am. 1186 01:24:48,105 --> 01:24:49,907 And that's more than I can say for you. 1187 01:25:05,923 --> 01:25:08,523 Oh. 1188 01:25:08,525 --> 01:25:10,660 Hey, man, nice shot! 1189 01:25:12,629 --> 01:25:13,630 Fuck. 1190 01:25:14,198 --> 01:25:15,199 No! 1191 01:25:20,204 --> 01:25:21,669 Oh, that's a better one. 1192 01:25:21,671 --> 01:25:23,606 He's down! He's down! 1193 01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,543 Oh, relax will ya? 1194 01:25:30,714 --> 01:25:31,949 Come on, Miles. 1195 01:25:40,790 --> 01:25:42,559 No. 1196 01:25:43,227 --> 01:25:45,096 Nova! 1197 01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:50,901 Just fucking die! 1198 01:25:59,642 --> 01:26:01,576 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - He just took three 1199 01:26:01,578 --> 01:26:02,878 fucking bullets! 1200 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:03,845 Get him! 1201 01:26:25,602 --> 01:26:27,870 You were nothing. I made you, Miles. 1202 01:26:27,872 --> 01:26:30,005 I made you a fucking star! 1203 01:26:57,101 --> 01:26:59,301 You think killing me is going to change anything? 1204 01:26:59,303 --> 01:27:00,668 There are others! 1205 01:27:00,670 --> 01:27:03,005 Skizm's a global franchise now! 1206 01:27:03,007 --> 01:27:04,806 We're going to be the Starbucks of murder! 1207 01:27:04,808 --> 01:27:07,176 The McDonald's of massacre! Yeah! 1208 01:27:07,178 --> 01:27:10,845 We'll be the Burger King of badness! 1209 01:27:10,847 --> 01:27:13,150 Nix says, "fuck you!" 1210 01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:15,951 Miles. No! No! Please! 1211 01:27:15,953 --> 01:27:17,252 Oh! 1212 01:28:10,541 --> 01:28:12,943 It's called hemorrhagic shock. 1213 01:28:13,477 --> 01:28:16,844 It's just my body shutting down from... yeah, 1214 01:28:16,846 --> 01:28:18,349 massive, massive blood loss. 1215 01:28:19,049 --> 01:28:20,251 Sorry for the fake out. 1216 01:28:21,385 --> 01:28:24,319 I mean, I did kill Riktor. That was real. 1217 01:28:24,321 --> 01:28:26,123 I just didn't get the girl. 1218 01:28:28,791 --> 01:28:32,060 You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol whip 1219 01:28:32,062 --> 01:28:35,063 some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD. 1220 01:28:35,065 --> 01:28:37,101 Not a raging lady boner. 1221 01:28:45,808 --> 01:28:47,411 Thanks for tuning in everyone. 1222 01:28:47,878 --> 01:28:49,712 We've been Death Tolled and, um, 1223 01:28:49,947 --> 01:28:51,848 remember to like... like and comment. 1224 01:28:53,117 --> 01:28:55,816 Some people stopped watching Skizm that night. 1225 01:28:55,818 --> 01:28:58,353 But many, many more took their place. 1226 01:29:11,035 --> 01:29:12,034 Nova, 1227 01:29:12,036 --> 01:29:14,837 well she finally found her superhero. 1228 01:29:17,308 --> 01:29:20,843 He stands up and fights to make the world a better place. 1229 01:29:25,015 --> 01:29:26,548 Skizm didn't go away. 1230 01:29:26,550 --> 01:29:28,919 They spread, just like Riktor said. 1231 01:29:32,822 --> 01:29:35,025 And that means I still have a job to do. 1232 01:29:38,862 --> 01:29:41,031 And I know where they live. 1233 01:29:46,403 --> 01:29:49,139 It is a fucking jungle out there! 1234 01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:51,573 And as a great man once told me... 1235 01:30:42,094 --> 01:30:47,094 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 88449