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- Hey, Jimmy, baby!
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- What's goin' on?
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- Yo, big night tonight, huh?
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- Hey, Jim, I got my classical
hiphop music CD, man.
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Should I just give it to you,
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or take it right to the DJ?
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What is your process?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Have you been working out?
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Telling you, it really shows, man.
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It really shows!
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What's that scent?
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Is that,
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Old Spice?
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Grizzly Bear?
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I have a nose for these things, man.
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Classy choice!
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It's sexy, am I right?
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Isn't that sexy!
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You need to change,
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your ringtone, man.
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You really need to change it.
- Hey, hey, Joyce Ann?
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- You call your mom Joyce Ann?
- I call her,
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by her preferred name whenever we're going,
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through a rough patch.
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- I didn't know you were
going through a rough patch,
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I'm sorry, that's terrible.
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- Dipshit.
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- Really?
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- You gave me $5??
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You're so cheap, bro!
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- Classical music which is like rap.
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I call it rapsical.
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I'm still working on the name.
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It's a hybrid.
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I've never really been down before.
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First of its kind.
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I'm kind of like an innovator, you know?
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Like Mozart.
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Hey, look, I got an extra CD on me now,
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if you wanna listen to it.
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It's pretty good.
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- Lee!
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Lee!
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Yo, yo, Lee, Lee!
- What up, fan?
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- We went to high school together!
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Yo, hey, guys!
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Remember?
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TB East!
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Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy, Jimmy.
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Look at me, look at me for a second.
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That guy that just walked in there,
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is like a really close friend of mine,
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for like years, like forever.
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So if you could just let me squeeze in there.
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- Gotta be more like them, man.
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- Did you say rapsical earlier?
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Did you actually use that terminology?
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- That's my brand!
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- Rapsical!
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- Looks amazing in there right now.
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- So many hot girls.
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We need to get in there tonight.
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- Next time I'm bringin' chairs, man.
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- No, you're not.
- I am!
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- You will not do that!
- Why would you bring chairs?
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- Hey, guys.
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You just missed a great night!
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See ya!
- We gonna have fun tonight!
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- We had a great night out here, Lee!
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You should have seen...
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It was hilarious, we were...
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- Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy!
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Come here for a second, man, listen.
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- Are you serious?
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You are the fucking guy!
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- Yo, I'm gonna get a photo of this!
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- Hello, how are you?
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- Damn!
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I see what you're doin', pretty boy!
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- Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no.
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Bring it in, bring it in now.
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Okay, we're gettin' in.
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We need to think of a plan.
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- Oh, man, we made it, we're here!
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- Okay, well I'm about to get my drink on,
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and my dance on!
- No, no, no, no!
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Okay, guys, look at me.
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Look at me right now.
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We need to score the drinks first.
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That's the first thing we have to do, okay?
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And then we need to scope out
the situation with the girls.
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- Okay, okay, alright, alright.
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- Dude, there is so many hot girls in here!
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But this bartender never serves us!
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- That's 'cause you're not confident, man!
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You're a nervous, sweaty little man, okay?
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You need to go up there,
looking cool and confident.
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That goes for you, too.
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Everybody.
- Dude, I'm confident,
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and cool.
- Okay.
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Well, first thing we gotta
do is get out of this huddle,
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'cause it's startin' to look weird.
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- It looks strange.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna show you guys
some dance moves, okay?
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Yo, hello, ladies.
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I hope you guys are both on birth control,
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'cause tonight, you're both gonna need it!
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- Really, your moves?
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That was truly incredible.
- That was brilliant, man!
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- Just inspiring, man.
- Beautiful, I wonder,
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what you said to her?
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- Okay.
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You guys might need to find a ride home.
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- Where does he think he's goin'?
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Good luck, let's
see with this one.
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- Watch this.
- What's he gonna do?
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- He's gonna fail.
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- Oh!
- Sag!
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Yeah, pick your face up.
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- Oh, karma's a bitch, dude!
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- You alright?
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- Bartender.
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Bartender!
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Hey, hi, ladies?
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Hi.
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Would you three like to do a
shot with me and my friends?
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- Sure.
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Sir, could I get six shots of tequila?
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- Hola, ladies.
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I'm Carlos!
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- Nick.
- I'm Terrel!
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- What are your names?
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- $90.
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- What's in this, like 24 karat fucking gold leaf?
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Is this some kind of magic elixir,
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that'll cure my night blindness finally?
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Fuckin' Andre 3000?
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You mother...
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I was...
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Me and him are friends...
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- If you don't pay, I kick you out.
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- I know you noticed!
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- I'm not actually with them, guys...
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I wanna be like Ron Jeremy, dude.
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- What, you wanna look like him?
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- I don't give a damn!
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Man, that dude is pimp, yo!
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Man, he's had sex with every
porn star since the 70s!
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That dude still bones 19-year olds!
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- Dude, we need to up our close game.
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That's first and foremost.
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I mean, Terrel, you look awful.
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- What?
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- Dude, you give us the cool guy factor!
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Can you dress like a cool black guy just once?
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I'm talking Kanye, Pharrell.
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You look like Biz Markie if he never became successful.
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- You look like the only white dude in ISIS.
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- You like CeeLo Green if he went on a juice fast.
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- You look like a Arian Nation press secretary.
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- You look like Cuba Gooding Jr in Radio.
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- You look like if Elton John and his boyfriend,
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could fucking have a baby, you'd be that baby.
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- You look like Condoleezza Rice,
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if she went through chemotherapy.
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- You look like a pedophile that got away with it.
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- You look like a giant black baby.
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- Not bad.
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- You guys look like...
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- Stop, hold it, let it go.
- No, no, the moment's over.
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I'm just saying the moment's over.
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- Yo, yo, yo, yo, check it, check it.
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- Can you believe this is happenin' right now?
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Hot God.
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- Yo, guys, wave, wave at her, wave at her!
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Yo, bro, why you wavin' like that?
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- I saw the Queen of England do it.
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Hey!
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- Hey, good lookin'!
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- Hey!
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- Check 'em out.
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- Ooh, that's a big muscle!
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- You wanna come with us to the after party?
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- We're comin' with you to the after party!
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- Who is he?
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- Oh, no, no it's me.
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It's Nick!
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- Alright, whatever.
- High school!
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We were in English class!
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Ms. Carver, right, what a bitch.
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- Dude, you love him, man.
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- What does his semen taste like?
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Is it cherry flavored with orange slices on the side?
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- Have you asked him out yet or anything, no?
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- You know you can't have a baby out your throat.
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- Who's a giver, who's a taker?
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Oh, you the taker.
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He's the taker!
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Hello?
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Oh!
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Hey, Ron, how you doin', buddy?
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- Well, just workin' on my yoga esoteric,
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sexual energy control techniques.
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Well, I just wanted to call you on the phone,
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and let you know that you're my hero.
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You are the man.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ron.
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You're the man!
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I learned everything from you.
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- No, this isn't true.
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You told me how to perfect the butter churner.
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As for my snow angel skills, they're a little bit rusty.
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So I need your help desperately.
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- Okay, buddy, I'll see you when I get back.
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But look, I gotta go right now.
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I'm currently trying to find a cure for cancer.
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- Good luck.
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- Okay, okay, buddy, buh-bye!
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- No, no, no, girls, girls, girls!
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You're doing it all wrong!
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Let me show you how to do it right, okay?
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Now, who wants to go first?
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- Do me first, Ron!
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- No, please, do me first.
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You did her first last time.
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- Hey, Cancer!
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Time for your medicine, baby.
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- 998,
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999,
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- Mm!
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Your muscles are big!
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Almost like Arnold!
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Arnold can eat a dick.
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You wanna take this up to the bedroom?
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- Yes!
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- For some cardio?
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- Yes, let's go!
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- Let's fucking go.
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Follow me!
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- Oh, my master.
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Don't make me wait for too long.
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- I will come for you,
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when I come for you.
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I will make sex with you later.
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- You're such a genius.
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I'll wait for you for eternity.
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- I know.
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I know.
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- No, not in my butt.
274
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,002
- Go away!
275
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,640
- Got a package here for
276
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,109
Nick White?
277
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,677
- Yeah, that's me.
278
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,248
- You boys look like you're havin' fun.
279
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,083
- I guess.
280
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,453
- Alrighty, you all have a good day.
281
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,190
Oh, congrats on gay marriage!
282
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,425
- Thank you.
- Thanks, man.
283
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,961
Hey, Mrs. Goldberg!
284
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,233
- I know what you're lookin' at.
285
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,634
Yeah, like that?
286
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,206
- Sorry, Mrs. Goldberg.
287
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,444
This is for Nick Lorenzo White.
288
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,079
That's my uncle.
289
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,714
I'm Nick Leonard White.
290
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,783
- Your middle name is Leonard?
291
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,418
Dude, that's hilarious!
- So what, man?
292
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,586
Just send it back to him.
293
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:15,720
- Dude,
294
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,188
he lives in Austria.
295
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,757
It'll cost like $30 in stamps.
296
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,562
Are you wearing my underwear?
297
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:32,503
- It probably stretched now.
298
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,773
- Hello!
299
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,110
- Hey, Uncle Nick!
300
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,379
It's your nephew, Leonard.
301
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,648
- And how are you, my boy?
302
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,183
- Not as good as you, apparently.
303
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,085
- Yo, dude, your uncle is a baller!
304
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,520
- I'm definitely jackin' off to this.
305
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,422
- What?
- He can hear you.
306
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,691
- Dude, that's not cool.
- Sound, it's on.
307
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,426
- We're on a video call.
308
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,429
- Nick, this is my girlfriend.
309
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,265
But I just call her Cutie.
310
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,033
- Hi, American boys!
311
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,269
You are all so cute.
- Oh.
312
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,471
- Hey.
- Thanks.
313
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,907
- Your uncle is like a god, man!
314
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,575
- What the hell happened to you?
315
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,110
- I like your friends!
316
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,014
So, Nick, what do I owe the
pleasure of this phone call?
317
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,417
- Oh, a package came here today for you.
318
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,854
It was from Nightclub Inc?
319
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,555
- Oh, that's extremely important.
320
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,490
- What is it?
321
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,391
- Well,
322
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,960
it's my power ring.
323
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,495
- I don't know what that is,
324
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,730
but it sounds dope as hell, Uncle Nick!
325
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,399
- Well, here's the story.
326
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,268
Every year, Nightclub
Incorporated picks a nightclub,
327
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,138
as the top nightclub in the world.
328
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,639
And then they throw a huge party.
329
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,343
I mean, a huge party, tens of thousands of people.
330
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,445
Well, this year, my club was chosen.
331
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,947
And that ring is my prize.
332
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,549
I have to wear the ring to the party,
333
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,984
or they'd be insulted.
334
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,886
I gotta have the ring.
335
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,522
- When's the party?
336
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,791
- It's in two days, this Saturday.
337
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,092
So it's too late to mail it,
338
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,226
I don't trust the mail anyway.
339
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,461
Hey!
340
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,362
How about,
341
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,565
how about I fly you guys to Austria tonight?
342
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,900
I'll put you guys up,
343
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,969
we'll party like animals for days.
344
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,370
What do you say?
345
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,138
346
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,873
- Are you serious right now?
347
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,208
Are you serious?
348
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,510
- I'm your Uncle Nicky, aren't I?
349
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,045
- We're going, we're going.
350
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,181
We're going, we're going!
351
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,417
352
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,357
- Baby?
353
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,258
I'm ready for you now.
354
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,497
355
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,599
We're making a quickstop to Barcelona.
356
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,935
So those of you continuing to Salzburg, Austria,
357
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,737
please remain seated.
358
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,380
359
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,754
You know what I mean?
360
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:03,755
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
361
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,456
Slow down! Slow down.
362
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,292
Okay, this is going to be a long
flight, and I'm already stuck,
363
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,293
in the middle of you guys. Okay?
364
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,229
I'm screwed enough as it is.
365
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,296
Get away from me.
366
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,700
- It's my side!
- It's my side!
367
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,435
It's ever...it's every time your side!
368
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,737
- Always my side! Yes it is!
- Always your side!
369
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,805
That's why you are zero people.
370
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,773
371
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,645
- How you doin', comin' through, first class.
372
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,047
Hey, guys.
373
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,015
These drinks are on me.
374
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,188
What?
375
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,091
You can't be mad at me for
taking the first class ticket.
376
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,759
I mean, my uncle paid for it.
377
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,061
It's only fair.
378
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,598
I just took a sleeping pill, I'm fading fast.
379
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,333
How you guys doin'?
380
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,702
- I'm great!
381
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,072
I'm so comfortable right now!
382
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,474
These guys are awesome!
383
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,342
Dude, we know these--
384
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,679
We know these drinks are free but thanks.
385
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,347
- Well, I fetched them for you.
386
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,248
Thank you!
387
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,685
How you doin'?
388
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,988
- You do know there's a whole
other seat over there, right?
389
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,957
- Mm-hm, I do.
390
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,526
- Hey, man, you like a aspirin bottle,
391
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,360
pills or something?
392
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,595
I got a headache,
393
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,130
and my neck is hurting me.
394
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,932
- Hope your back hurts, Big Daddy!
395
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,066
- No, no, no, I'm good!
396
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,634
No, no, thank you, thank you!
397
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,770
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
398
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,238
- Mm-kay.
399
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,739
- Yeah, dude, can I get one, too?
400
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,975
Man, your snoring last night kept me up all night.
401
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:35,213
- Congratulations on the gay marriage!
402
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,384
- Why does everyone say that?
403
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:44,088
- Okay, I mean, yeah, those are aspirin or...
404
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,860
boner pills, I don't know.
405
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,461
Fuck you, guys!
406
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,463
Goin' back to first class.
407
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,599
You don't follow me, okay?
408
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,136
You stay on your side, I'll stay on my side.
409
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:02,039
Going to sleep, keep it down, animals.
410
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,207
- Hi!
411
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,176
Sorry, I traded places with the old guy,
412
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,611
that was sitting here.
413
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,379
I usually like to lean up against the window,
414
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,548
but now that you're here.
415
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,951
- Huh?
416
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,521
They call me the Lean Machine.
417
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,857
- I'm Jane.
418
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,093
- I,
419
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,262
am so tired.
420
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,700
- Hello?
421
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,835
Lean Machine?
422
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,772
You could have just said you weren't interested.
423
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,908
424
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,282
- Oh, shit...
425
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,884
- Hey.
426
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:51,022
My little saucy talk got to you earlier, Big Daddy?
427
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:51,923
- Mm!
428
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:55,726
- Oh, shit...
429
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,362
What the fuck...
430
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,798
That motherfucker.
431
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,800
Okay, sorry, excuse me.
432
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,406
- Look, me, you.
433
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,142
Bathroom, right now!
434
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,245
- Oh, hello there, buddy.
435
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,746
Alright, here we go.
436
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,481
Flow like the river.
437
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:21,886
Oh, shit!
438
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,755
Oh, my God!
439
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:29,093
Easy, easy!
440
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:29,994
Oh, jeez.
441
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,497
It's all over my top.
442
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,900
Oh, I can taste my own piss.
443
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,341
Oh, sorry!
444
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,009
- Idiot!
445
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,311
- Oh.
446
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,615
Captain.
447
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,284
- Are you always so excited when you fly?
448
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,785
- Oh.
449
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,022
It's hearing your voice on the intercom.
450
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,590
It really...
451
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,092
It really...
452
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,961
You know what, I suck at this.
453
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,296
- It's okay.
454
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,198
I suck up little things, too.
455
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,101
Why don't you let me show you, hm?
456
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:17,108
Mm, I love men that smell like piss!
457
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,779
- You know, I really hope flying a plane,
458
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,849
isn't one of the things you suck at.
459
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,084
- Welcome to the cockpit, baby!
460
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,586
- Thank you!
461
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,855
But I've never been to a
place that is more amazing!
462
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,490
Look how many buttons there are!
463
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,891
What does this one do?
464
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,660
- Don't touch it!
- Okay, no probs!
465
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,560
I won't.
466
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,031
Welcome aboard to Boeing.
467
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,832
- What do you want from me?
468
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,301
What do you want from me!
469
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,002
- Oh my G...
- Uh, uh?
470
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,205
- Oh, my God, oh!
471
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,909
Okay, let's get this big old thing down, okay?
472
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,811
- I'm gonna make it make it explode!
473
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,614
- Yeah!
474
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,784
475
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,119
- I can't die a virgin!
476
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,954
- Down here!
477
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,789
Come on.
478
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,190
Are you ready for that?
479
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,291
- I don't know what,
480
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,259
that means!
- Come here!
481
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,827
- Okay!
- Do it, do it!
482
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,296
You can do it, baby!
483
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,299
484
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,672
- Wake up!
485
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,007
Oh my God!
486
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,075
- More!
- Ow!
487
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,678
These things take time!
488
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,512
489
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,281
- Andale!
490
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,083
Give it to me, quick!
- I am!
491
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,250
- Move,
492
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,852
move!
- What?
493
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,020
- Move!
- Okay!
494
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,321
- Come on, wake up!
495
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,789
Look, boobs!
496
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,757
Wake up!
497
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,658
Wake up!
498
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,261
- Okay, no, okay no!
499
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:48,532
I'm gonna make you nervous now.
500
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,535
501
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:55,906
- Okay!
502
00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,146
- How can you be sleeping through this?
503
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:07,151
- Make me come, make me come!
- Okay, okay!
504
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,025
- Oh my God!
505
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,260
Papi!
506
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,195
I gotta call my parents and Papi.
507
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,830
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
508
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,632
You had a boyfriend...
- I am so sorry!
509
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,335
- You had a boyfriend the whole time?
510
00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,303
- Okay.
511
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:27,204
I'm done.
512
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,373
Okay, move, bitch.
513
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,441
I'm working.
514
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,710
Go!
515
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,345
Move!
516
00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:35,246
- Wake up!
517
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,248
- We apologize,
518
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,416
for any inconvenience.
519
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,784
Everything is fine.
520
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,385
Please go back to your seats,
521
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,754
and we'll be bringing around free cocktails.
522
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,023
It was just bad turbulence.
523
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,768
524
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,939
-That sleep felt great!
525
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:02,840
Whew!
526
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,809
So what's up?
527
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,877
Did I miss anything?
528
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:07,778
- Nope.
529
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,648
- Cool.
530
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,493
- Yeah, well, I hope you guys have a great time,
531
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,727
here in Austria!
532
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,663
- You're just going to love it here!
533
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,897
It's so charming!
534
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,999
You see we came for our honeymoon,
535
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,868
and then we decided to live here!
536
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,703
- We can't wait to see it!
537
00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:36,941
- Salzburg has some of the
most beautiful places on Earth!
538
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,614
And the ladies are going to love your American accent!
539
00:24:43,616--> 00:24:45,449
- I like the sound of that!
540
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,084
- If these Austrian girls are gonna love me,
541
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,553
I can speak this American accent all day!
542
00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:52,356
- Well, if you guys need any help with language,
543
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:55,426
or get into any trouble, here's my card.
544
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,428
- Thanks!
- Alright?
545
00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:00,598
- Oh, by the way, we're having
a party tonight at our place!
546
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,533
I would love you boys to,
547
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,701
come!
- Yeah!
548
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,371
- Wow, I mean, that's very nice of you guys,
549
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,307
but I think we're just gonna check into the hotel,
550
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,676
and we have to meet up with my uncle soon,
551
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,578
and we're going to this club.
552
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,848
And he's gotten us a VIP table and bottle service.
553
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,517
- Yeah, well, that sounds great!
554
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,552
- Well, if you guys change your mind,
555
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,853
you got our card.
556
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,188
- Yeah, oh yeah.
557
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,556
- Well then, see you guys!
558
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,191
- Later!
559
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,559
- Thank you so much--
560
00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:29,393
- Yo!
- What's up?
561
00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,227
- Hey, man!
562
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,762
- Sorry!
563
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:34,532
Sorry, sorry, Americans!
564
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,600
- Did you see that mole on her face?
565
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,969
Looked like her underdeveloped twin!
566
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,471
- They were nice people!
567
00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,606
- And that Sandy was hot, yo!
568
00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:43,440
- I mean, look, man.
569
00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:44,375
Invited us to her party,
570
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,509
it's our first time in Austria,
571
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,443
I say we go!
572
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,945
- Yeah, right, bro!
573
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,381
That party's gonna be full of old, waspy, rich people.
574
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,615
They're all gonna be like,
575
00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:53,017
"Would you like some tea and crumpets?"
576
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:56,053
- And if you don't mind,!
577
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,922
- Look, they were nice but we are not going,
578
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,324
to that party.
- Why are we not going, man?
579
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,393
- Guys, we're in Europe!
580
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,496
Okay, we are gonna party every night,
581
00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:08,432
and then we're gonna party in the greatest nightclub,
582
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:10,868
in the world, alright?
- Yeah!
583
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,069
Hey, this is our taxi!
584
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,205
- Oh, that was your taxi!
585
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,274
- You should be quicker!
586
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,477
587
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,413
- Those chicks are assholes.
588
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,614
But they attractive!
- Very attractive.
589
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,216
Not the best start to our trip, but hey.
590
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,952
- From a Mercedes to this.
591
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,453
- It's fine!
592
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,723
- Always riding bench 'cause I'm the smallest!
593
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:36,293
- Excuse me, sir, the Hotel Stein, please?
594
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:41,031
- You want me to show the
city on the way to the hotel?
595
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:44,268
No extra charge?
596
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,869
- Yeah!
- Yeah, sure!
597
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:46,770
- Thanks!
598
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,677
599
00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:21,605
- Look at all these people!
600
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,341
They think we're dumb Americans!
601
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,045
- Europe, have some respect!
602
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:32,049
You'd all be speaking German if it weren't for us!
603
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,285
604
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,390
- His uncle got us taupe top dollar coattails,
605
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,493
and VIP passes to the hottest club in the country.
606
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:17,695
- That's right!
607
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,163
Yo, yo, what's the address for the hotel,
608
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:19,997
that your uncle hooked us up with?
609
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:20,898
- Hold on.
610
00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:26,937
- What's wrong, man?
611
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:33,477
- Do you guys have my phone or my wallet?
612
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,978
- I don't have mine either, man.
613
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,346
- Oh, sh...
614
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,247
Oh, shit!
615
00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,784
I bet it was that moley mole lady from the airport.
616
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:41,685
- Fuck!
617
00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:44,855
So wait a second.
618
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:48,325
So you're saying that none
of us have phones or money?
619
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,894
- No money?
620
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,798
Get out!
621
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,633
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Relax!
622
00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:58,769
Calm down, we're good!
623
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,071
- Once we get to the hotel, we can sort all this out.
624
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,306
- Yeah!
- Okay?
625
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,743
- Out!
626
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:06,677
- He's got a beautiful sm--
627
00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,011
You've got a beautiful smile!
628
00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,081
Doesn't he?
629
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,418
Great!
630
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,686
Now, what are we gonna do?
631
00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:16,854
- It's not a big deal, okay?
632
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,423
Nick's having his uncle send us some cash.
633
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,358
- His phone number was on my cellphone.
634
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,293
Alright, I don't memorize phone numbers.
635
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:26,597
- We are so screwed!
636
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,499
- Look, let's just go back to the hotel.
637
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,167
I can email him or hit him up,
638
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,302
on social media.
- Yeah, that's a great idea!
639
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,304
But we don't even know where we are!
640
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,806
- Well, no problem!
641
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,574
How about we just tell him to
come to the bad part of town,
642
00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:40,577
where all the prostitutes seem to hang out!
643
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,446
- We don't even have any money.
644
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,214
How are we gonna eat?
645
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,718
- Terrel, please tell me you brought snacks.
646
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,919
- No!
647
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,988
'Cause somebody said no more snacks!
648
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,389
- Now you listen to me!
649
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,991
Now of all times!
650
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,859
- Yo, listen, listen.
651
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:58,095
We gotta use the power of positivity, alright?
652
00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,630
You guys read The Secret?
653
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,766
You manifest things with your mind!
654
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,635
- Yeah, I know what The Secret is.
655
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,503
If it actually worked, I'd be a millionaire,
656
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,305
and be dating Minka Kelly right now.
657
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,573
- Well, you know what, Mr. Negative?
658
00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:11,408
I believe it, okay?
659
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,243
Use your mind, focus.
660
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,813
We need money and a ride.
661
00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:16,713
Okay?
662
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,416
And a ride!
- Well, what have I to lose?
663
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,918
Let's try it, okay, okay.
664
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,320
We need money and a ride.
- We need money and a ride.
665
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,221
- And sex!
666
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:25,956
- There's sex?
- Yeah.
667
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:26,890
- Okay!
- Okay.
668
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,358
- Alright, Carlos.
669
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,929
- [Terrel And Carlos] We need
money and a ride and sex!
670
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:35,165
671
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,010
- Hey, boy.
672
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,247
Do you want to get in the car for a hundred euros?
673
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,481
- Okay.
674
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,183
Okay, it's not what we expected but that's it,
675
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,218
positive thinking!
676
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,052
Okay, you see that?
677
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,153
You see that, Nick?
678
00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,754
We manifested that!
679
00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,256
Yeah, we did!
680
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,592
I'm sorry, yes, we would love a ride for a hundred,
681
00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:03,460
a hundred euro?
682
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,028
I manifested you.
683
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:05,929
- Alright, get in car.
684
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,865
I manifest you.
685
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,467
- Sure thing, okay!
- Don't go in the car!
686
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,702
Don't go in the car.
687
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,271
How have you survived for this long?
688
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,107
Have you not watched any after school special?
689
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,176
Do not go into strangers' cars,
690
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,211
'cause they'll probably try to have sex with you.
691
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,179
- What, no!
692
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,147
- Come on, boys.
693
00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:27,184
I give 200 for all three of you.
694
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,318
- No.
695
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,254
We just want a ride, okay?
696
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,388
- That's it, good!
697
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,356
Talk dirty!
698
00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,825
I will let you ride me all day!
699
00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:35,792
- Okay, you know.
700
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,127
Maybe he's confusing this.
701
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,428
Start over.
702
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,697
My name is Terrel, what's your name?
703
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,632
- I'm Franz.
704
00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:42,666
- Okay, Franz.
705
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,201
Check this, well my friends here.
706
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,936
They think...
707
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:49,273
They think that you wanna make sex with us.
708
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,807
How crazy is that?
- Make sex.
709
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,342
Oh, a virgin!
710
00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,212
I will give you all 300
for your sex with me
711
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:59,216
and I willalso give you
a ride wherever you want.
712
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,319
- We're not whores, we're
Americans, so we can't.
713
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,720
- Come on, boys.
714
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,622
100 each, you'll like!
715
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,293
- We need money, okay?
716
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,663
What choice do we have?
- Are you listening to what,
717
00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:13,931
you're saying right now?
718
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,365
Are you seriously considering this?
719
00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,300
- Dude, we've only been
without money for 10 minutes!
720
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,035
- Trust me, trust me, trust me!
721
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,503
Hey, Franz, look.
722
00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:21,471
We can't sleep with you, man.
723
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,373
But we have an option.
724
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,076
Full ride to Hotel Stein.
725
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,078
My buddy Nick here,
726
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,014
will sit in the front seat with
his dick out the whole time.
727
00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,516
That's the best I could do.
728
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,885
He's the white one.
729
00:32:34,887 --> 00:32:36,286
- Whoa!
730
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,188
Whoa, that's never gonna happen!
731
00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:40,490
Okay, not in the fuck up...
- Shut up, bitch!
732
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,159
I'm makin' it deal!
733
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,795
- I give you a ride with 20 euros.
734
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,096
- 20 euros?
735
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,833
You see this beautiful white Anglo Saxon male?
736
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,401
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
737
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,072
Okay, he eats tomato soup
and he eats Brie cheeses...
738
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,373
Okay, 40.
739
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,141
That's the lowest I can go.
740
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,142
- 30.
741
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,377
- Sold!
742
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:02,646
Alright, we're gonna make this happen!
743
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,281
- I am not doing this!
744
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,248
No means no, man.
745
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,483
I will never...
746
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:12,422
- Yo, I'm glad they let us check in without ID.
747
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,024
At least somebody's gone alright today, huh?
748
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:14,891
- It's not all bad, man.
749
00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,426
We got what, 30 euros?
750
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,195
Go grab something to eat if you're hungry.
751
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,897
- We never talk about that again.
752
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,399
Ever.
753
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,435
- At least you had fun.
- Never, no, never, ever!
754
00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:26,370
- Talk dirty.
755
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,671
I will let you ride me all day.
756
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,307
- Okay, I emailed my uncle.
757
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,642
Told him to call us at the hotel.
758
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,445
I'm sure he's trying to reach us right now.
759
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,180
- Alright, well, in the
meantime I'm a little hungry.
760
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,949
So let's go grab some schnitzel?
761
00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,217
- Yes.
- Some beers maybe?
762
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,518
- Schnitzel, absolutely.
763
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,820
- Alright, let's go.
- Beer.
764
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,392
Hello!
765
00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:51,361
Ow, baby.
766
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,963
Follow me.
767
00:33:52,965 --> 00:33:55,699
768
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,302
Make your own man the happiest
man on planet Earth, darlin'.
769
00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:00,103
Come here.
770
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:03,573
771
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,442
I love dirty German.
772
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,278
773
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,513
Hoo hoo hoo.
774
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:10,580
Yeah!
775
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,417
776
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,385
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
777
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,521
778
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:18,889
779
00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,624
780
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,493
Yeah, yeah.
781
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,729
782
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:34,237
783
00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:37,574
784
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,609
785
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,514
- Feeling like a porno camera, man.
786
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:47,818
- You don't look like a poor.
787
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,652
- And?
788
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:49,586
How was the food?
789
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,021
- Hey, it was great, man.
790
00:34:51,023 --> 00:34:52,489
It was pretty good.
- Yeah, yeah, it was good!
791
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,791
- You did a good choice coming to the best Austrian,
792
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,626
authentic restaurant!
793
00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,363
Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger,
794
00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,699
this is his favorite restaurant?
795
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,267
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?
796
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,169
- No, fucking kidding!
- You're kidding me, Igor!
797
00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:09,506
Igor, that's insane!
- You know, Arnold...
798
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:13,510
You are even sitting on Arnold's favorite table!
799
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:14,778
- You're lying to me right now.
800
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,780
Dude, this is Mr. Universe's table!
801
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:17,914
Alright, let that soak in...
802
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:18,915
Commando?
- That's amazing.
803
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,350
- Commando?
- Yeah.
804
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,120
- Arnold is always telling me when he's leaving,
805
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,688
after paying, he's telling me,
806
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:28,358
"Igor, your food is so good, I'll be back!"
807
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,161
- Dude, he said that in a movie.
808
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,130
He said that in Terminator.
809
00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,831
- Well, listen, Igor, everything's great.
810
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,433
It tastes amazing, thank you!
811
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,701
- We've had a pretty rough day,
812
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,436
and this comfort food is exactly what we need.
813
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,704
- Thank you.
- Absolutely.
814
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:42,005
- Thank you.
815
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:42,939
So!
816
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:43,874
I go back to the kitchen!
817
00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,675
- Alright, thank you!
818
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,612
Nice guy, but weird.
819
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,081
Food's good, though.
820
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:51,882
- Yeah, man, that's the best Austrian food,
821
00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,416
I think I've ever had.
822
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:54,985
- Well, I hope you enjoyed it because we're probably,
823
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,686
not gonna be able to afford to eat,
824
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,188
until we see my uncle tomorrow.
825
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,424
- Yeah, well I got like two more euros left.
826
00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:03,093
- I really hope your uncle pulls through for us.
827
00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:05,061
We're meant to be goin' to this club as VIPs,
828
00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,897
but we don't even know where we're going.
829
00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:08,532
- Dude, when we get to the hotel,
830
00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:11,768
I'll call him, I'll get that all sorted.
831
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,336
- Well, if all else fails, we can always sell,
832
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,939
that good, nice, arian dick of yours.
833
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,207
It's pretty popular out here.
834
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,441
You're poppin', you're a star right now.
835
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:19,876
- That's not funny, I cannot tell you,
836
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,244
how not funny it is.
- It paid for this.
837
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:24,181
- Dude, sexual assault isn't funny, okay?
838
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,482
- I think it's your look.
839
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,750
- Dude, I...
- Oh hey, what's up, guys?
840
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:27,984
Listen, can we get some more hot sauce,
841
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,220
and some sriracha, maybe refill these drinks?
842
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,155
For him, if you don't mind?
- Yo, dude, dude, dude.
843
00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,024
I don't think they speak any English.
844
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:36,126
Do you guys understand English?
845
00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:37,494
- Dr. Pepper!
846
00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:38,662
Sunkist soda!
847
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,464
Drinks!
848
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:43,900
- We overheard that you have money problems.
849
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,602
Maybe I can help you.
850
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,470
- No, no, no, no.
851
00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,538
We're okay.
852
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,241
- It's not sound like it!
853
00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:52,342
854
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:53,944
- Just hear us out.
855
00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:54,878
- Hey, hey, hey.
856
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,413
Don't scream like a girl!
857
00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,515
We don't want to hurt you, yes?
858
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,483
We are like a bank!
859
00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,118
- So, seriously, you're like a bank?
860
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,286
- Yeah.
861
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,421
Our boss, Mr. Chase, has an office,
862
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,256
just around the corner, yes?
863
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,592
Maybe you can get a temporary loan.
864
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,793
- Okay, you know what?
865
00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:10,727
We've heard of Chase Bank before.
866
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,995
They got it in the States.
867
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:13,830
Look, this will be a good thing.
868
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,366
- So come now, we show.
869
00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,501
- Come with us!
870
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,036
- Could you give us a second, please?
871
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:20,937
Just a--
872
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,940
Here's the thing, okay?
873
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,109
We should have money,
874
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,544
like tomorrow.
875
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:30,947
I mean, my uncle will probably
cover us then, you know?
876
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,516
- Okay, but we don't have
enough for drinks tonight.
877
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,253
It's our only night in Salzburg!
878
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,757
- Okay, okay.
879
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,825
Alright, we'll come with you.
880
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:44,461
We'll visit Mr. Chase.
881
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:45,962
And maybe we'll borrow a little bit of money,
882
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,598
just to get us through tonight.
883
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,367
- Okay.
884
00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:52,736
- Alright.
- Come with us.
885
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:54,471
- Oh, okay.
886
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,239
Thank you very much, guys!
887
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,407
Food's great!
- Thank you!
888
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,308
Amazing!
889
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:00,977
- Guys!
890
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,579
Thank you, be back!
891
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:05,482
Hasta la vista, baby!
- Bye, boys!
892
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,250
- Bye-bye!
893
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,187
894
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,226
895
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,164
Okay, you guys aren't gonna rob us, right?
896
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,933
Because you do remember I said we have no money?
897
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,336
Man, we are about to get man-raped.
898
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:29,572
No money, no rape.
899
00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,675
This dude said no rape, but I
swear this big guy keeps,
900
00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,176
staring at my ass.
901
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,278
I'm telling you, if this guys tries to rape me,
902
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,547
I'm gonna pump the little bastard, okay.
903
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,716
I don't like this.
904
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,404
- This is Mr. Chase.
905
00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,417
- Hello, gentlemen.
906
00:39:14,419 --> 00:39:16,453
Nice to meet you.
907
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,154
Welcome to Salzburg.
908
00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:20,724
This,
909
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,691
is my city.
910
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:25,829
- Hi.
911
00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,131
I'm Nick.
912
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,599
- I'm Terrel.
913
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,401
- I'm Carlos.
914
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,503
Nice to meet you, Mr. Chase.
915
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:35,004
- Dino.
- Sir?
916
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,272
- Get four glasses.
917
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:39,042
Pop open a bottle of Dom from the 90s.
918
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,911
You boys know what goes great with Dom?
919
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,413
Caviar!
920
00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:46,816
BV, get the crackers and caviar as well.
921
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,487
- You seriously don't have to do this for us.
922
00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:52,489
923
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,990
- Maybe a little.
924
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,059
- Thank you.
925
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,228
This is just too nice, dude.
926
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,497
Should I just get that, a little bit.
927
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,765
Thank you.
928
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,566
- This is a great way,
929
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,969
to start off a friendship.
930
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:06,870
- It sure is.
931
00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:07,871
- To new friends.
932
00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:10,673
933
00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:13,977
- Wow!
934
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,612
This is really good!
935
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,915
- It's actually my first time eating caviar.
936
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,950
937
00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:21,785
Fish nut!
938
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,119
Why would you give me--
939
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,355
- He's really unrefined.
940
00:40:25,357 --> 00:40:27,857
- This guy makes me laugh.
941
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,226
You boys are welcome here any time.
942
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,463
Men who laugh together are like kings.
943
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:36,933
- I like that!
- Yeah!
944
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,636
- I like that!
- Like kings!
945
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:43,206
- Like kings.
- Like kings, alright!
946
00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:46,543
- So I heard you boys are in trouble,
947
00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,511
and may need some money.
948
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,080
- Yeah, see this is what happened.
949
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:54,484
We got robbed by a gypsie.
- It's crazy.
950
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:57,587
- And then we just figured out,
951
00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,823
we don't have our phones anymore.
952
00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,858
You know, we don't have any money.
953
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:02,859
- No problem.
954
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,561
This is where I come in.
955
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,530
What can I do to make your lives more comfortable?
956
00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,065
- Well, I'm not sure.
957
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,835
- We charge a very small fee.
958
00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,770
How much you boys need to borrow?
959
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,704
20?
960
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:15,939
30?
961
00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,006
50 or a 100?
962
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,544
- Oh, I think like 80?
- 80.
963
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:22,712
- 80,000 it is.
964
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,013
I like that!
965
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,049
- He said 80,000!
- This guy's crazy!
966
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,084
This guy's crazy!
- You're funny!
967
00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:28,985
You're funny.
968
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:29,919
- No, no, no, no.
969
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:32,589
We're thinkin' 80 euros flat.
970
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:35,592
You know, nothin' flashy, you know?
971
00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:41,097
- The caviar in your friend's mouth,
972
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:42,832
is more worth than 80 euros.
973
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:46,603
- Please don't hurt my friend, alright?
974
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,737
- You will borrow money,
975
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,672
now that you wasted my time.
976
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,809
The minimum we allow is 10,000 euros.
977
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:55,845
- You know what?
978
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,779
That's fine.
979
00:41:56,781 --> 00:41:58,047
Yeah, yeah, 10,000 euros.
980
00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:01,851
But can we just pay you back 9,920 right now?
981
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,655
- Oh, it doesn't quite work this way.
982
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,324
You will borrow 10,000 euros from me.
983
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,393
Within two weeks,
984
00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:12,929
for each day you have my money,
985
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:16,766
you will pay me an additional thousand euros.
986
00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:21,804
- What if we can't come up with the extra money?
987
00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:30,547
- My people over there just loves Mexican food.
988
00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:33,116
989
00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,822
And if you boys think that
I don't have eyes and ears,
990
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,492
all over Europe, you are wrong.
991
00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:44,794
- Okay, cool.
992
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,262
Thank you, it was very nice meeting you!
993
00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,897
I will just go now.
994
00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:52,835
Guys, that was like straight out of a movie, bro.
995
00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:55,338
I have never seen this amount of money in my entire life.
996
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,005
Lemme hold it, man.
997
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,140
No, no, no, no.
998
00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:59,943
We should be careful with it, okay?
999
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,011
I'm just saying, like, my uncle has to,
1000
00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:05,782
Dude, it's going to be fine, let's just go for a beer.
1001
00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:06,449
Let's go.
1002
00:43:06,451 --> 00:43:08,484
1003
00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:09,752
Are you listening to me right now?
1004
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,220
Look, we can't just, like, mess around with this.
1005
00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:12,789
- Dude.
- Those were serious guys.
1006
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,557
I don't want to end up as pit bull food, right?
1007
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:15,558
- He's got a good point.
- Everything will be fine.
1008
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,593
Good point.
1009
00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:18,061
- Let's go!
- Just one.
1010
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,629
Okay, just a couple drinks, and that's it.
1011
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:20,863
- Okay.
- That's it.
1012
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,233
1013
00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:25,935
1014
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,948
1015
00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:41,584
1016
00:43:41,752 --> 00:43:43,820
1017
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,828
- This is great, man.
1018
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,062
You know?
1019
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:56,399
We're here, we got the beautiful beer.
1020
00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:59,135
Chick keeps lookin' at me.
1021
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,671
- Danke schön, good sir.
1022
00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:02,872
How much do I owe you?
1023
00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,807
- It's 12 euros.
1024
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,142
- Like, 12 apiece?
1025
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,044
- No, it's for all 12 euros.
1026
00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,112
- Oh.
1027
00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:10,313
- Okay.
- That's good, right?
1028
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,214
- Awesome.
1029
00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:13,983
There you go, sir, keep the change.
1030
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,786
- Oh, thank you, my American friends!
1031
00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:19,288
There are some hooligans in the back of the bar.
1032
00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:22,492
Please stay at the bar, don't go back, okay?
1033
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:24,127
1034
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:24,961
- Okay.
1035
00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:25,862
Okay.
1036
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,331
We'll heed your advice.
1037
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,700
Cheers!
- Yeah, cheers, guys.
1038
00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,436
- Let's get drunk!
1039
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,908
1040
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,978
- Rule Britannia!
1041
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:46,015
- You guys wanna do a game?
1042
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,151
- Yeah!
1043
00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,653
- In Austria, we love drinking games.
1044
00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:52,055
- So do we!
1045
00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,056
Beer pong?
1046
00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:54,524
- Are you boys scared?
1047
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,625
- Of what?
- Scared of what?
1048
00:44:55,627 --> 00:44:56,926
- Girls?
- I'm an American.
1049
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,361
I'm an American, sweetheart!
1050
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,097
America.
- It's adorable, really.
1051
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,199
- Let's play.
1052
00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:13,342
1053
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,929
- I'm tellin' you, man!
1054
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,197
You're my best friend!
1055
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,465
- That's what I'm talkin' about, son!
1056
00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:10,500
- Right?
1057
00:46:10,502 --> 00:46:11,334
- Yeah!
- You know what I mean?
1058
00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,535
You have a beard,
1059
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:13,936
you got a tattoo.
- I can't even lie, man!
1060
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:14,904
You did your thing!
1061
00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:15,905
1062
00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:16,973
1063
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:20,977
1064
00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:27,617
1065
00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,888
- Come here!
1066
00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,827
- That way, Ratty, come on!
1067
00:46:42,266 --> 00:46:44,433
1068
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,537
- Oh, my God.
1069
00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:49,071
Oh, I think we lost him.
- Fuck!
1070
00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:50,840
1071
00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,041
- My lungs.
1072
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,777
My lungs aren't developed properly!
1073
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,447
- All up here.
1074
00:46:58,449 --> 00:46:59,749
It's coming up.
1075
00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:03,886
- Wait up, hold up.
1076
00:47:05,789 --> 00:47:07,757
Is this Mozart's house?
1077
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,193
- I have no idea.
1078
00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,929
- This is where Mozart was born!
1079
00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,164
- Do you think he still lives here?
1080
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,465
- What?
1081
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:17,567
- Do you think he still lives here?
1082
00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,802
- Dude, he's dead.
- Oh.
1083
00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,170
- Oi!
- Oh, sh...
1084
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,105
- You boys spilled my fucking beer!
1085
00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:24,540
Now you're gonna die!
1086
00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,976
- Are you seriously gonna kill us over a beer?
1087
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:29,545
- That's how us English
boys have always done it.
1088
00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:33,649
- I'm gonna die at Wolfgang
Amadeus Mozart's house.
1089
00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:35,117
I can do that.
1090
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:36,052
I'm gonna die.
1091
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:37,386
You know he's my favorite.
1092
00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:38,988
- Me, too!
1093
00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:40,423
- What?
1094
00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:41,691
Get outta here!
1095
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:42,925
I'm a fan!
1096
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,560
I mix like rap music with classical music.
1097
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,295
I call it rapsical.
1098
00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:47,730
- That's really nice.
1099
00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:49,732
I wish we could have been
friends before I had to kill ya!
1100
00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:52,168
- Listen, man.
1101
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,503
There's gotta be a way we can work this out.
1102
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,605
Alright?
1103
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:56,572
- Sure.
1104
00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:59,175
You can buy me another beer.
1105
00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,109
- That's it?
1106
00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,477
That's all we have to do?
1107
00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,545
- Yeah, why?
1108
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,450
- It just seems like you could've presented us,
1109
00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:08,851
with that option.
1110
00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:12,021
Before you chased us with the hammer.
1111
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:14,957
Well, great!
1112
00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:18,895
I'll go out right now, I'll
buy us a whole bunch of beers!
1113
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,230
You know, it's no big deal!
1114
00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,432
- Let's do it!
1115
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,433
- Let's go!
1116
00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:27,837
- Let's get outta here!
1117
00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:29,672
How you doin', buddy?
1118
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,909
You know what, dude?
1119
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,610
You got awesome tattoos.
1120
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,712
- Really, seriously, man.
1121
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,713
- You know what?
1122
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:39,882
You should get one.
1123
00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:43,152
- Fuck it.
- Fuck it, let's do it!
1124
00:48:43,154 --> 00:48:45,354
1125
00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,622
Alright, guys, we doin' this?
1126
00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,157
- Doin' it, bro.
- Yeah?
1127
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,426
- It hurts!
1128
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,328
- I haven't even started yet, dude.
1129
00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:53,329
- Okay.
1130
00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,964
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
1131
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,999
Make sure you put a gap in his mouth.
1132
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:57,934
- He's what?
1133
00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,168
- Please don't shit on yourself.
1134
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,003
We will see the exit immediately.
1135
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,072
- Okay, I don't like that.
1136
00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:05,007
- Shit on your face, bro!
1137
00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:06,542
1138
00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:07,777
- I work out.
1139
00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:09,645
Billy Blanks work out plan, you know?
1140
00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,547
- Ooh, can we stop, can we stop, can we stop?
1141
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:12,949
Can we take a break, can we take a break,
1142
00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:13,783
can we take a break?
- What we need,
1143
00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:14,951
is some more colors.
1144
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,286
- I get it once in a while.
1145
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,355
My mom actually put me on to it, so you know.
1146
00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:21,490
'Cause her ass is amazin'.
1147
00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:24,527
- How do you feel anything with all that fur?
1148
00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:25,962
- For real.
1149
00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:27,263
- It's like a knife bein' thrown in the middle of a forest.
1150
00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:28,331
- Oh my God!
1151
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:30,499
- You know what I think?
1152
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,902
That's more like Sylvester Stallone.
1153
00:49:32,904 --> 00:49:36,639
- It looks like the cushions of my recliner.
1154
00:49:37,841 --> 00:49:39,275
- The trick is to not clench up too much.
1155
00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:42,745
You know, be relaxed, be comfortable.
1156
00:49:42,747 --> 00:49:44,480
- Nice one, geezers!
1157
00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,655
- You know what, dude?
1158
00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,056
You're actually a pretty cool guy.
1159
00:49:54,058 --> 00:49:56,225
- No, you're a great guy.
1160
00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:58,227
- You know what?
1161
00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,395
Next time you come to Europe,
1162
00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,596
you should come to London.
1163
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,531
- London!
- We'll go to London!
1164
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,367
- They call me the
Diamond Geezer there!
1165
00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:08,371
1166
00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,408
Enough, alright?
1167
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,310
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
1168
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:17,613
- I know we're friends now and stuff.
1169
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,783
- You know what, you're a good man, brother.
1170
00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,084
You speak well.
1171
00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:23,953
I love your accent, you sound funny.
1172
00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:27,490
Learn English!
1173
00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,291
And you know what's best?
1174
00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:30,459
You're from good stock!
- Thank you!
1175
00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:34,363
- Give me some my--
1176
00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:36,032
Taxi!
1177
00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:39,101
- My beer!
1178
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,178
- Not in my butt.
1179
00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,414
- Wakey, wakey!
1180
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,314
Come on!
1181
00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:55,951
15 euros!
1182
00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:57,119
- Okay.
1183
00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:58,487
We're at the hotel, man, let's go.
1184
00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:00,156
- Okay.
- Alright.
1185
00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:02,191
- Dude, pay the guy.
1186
00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:06,429
1187
00:51:15,372 --> 00:51:16,439
Oh, come on!
1188
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,309
This isn't the Hotel Stein!
1189
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:21,710
- Oh, fuck, man!
1190
00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,146
Fuck!
1191
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,682
Wait, how did the cab?
1192
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,384
I gave him a,
1193
00:51:28,386 --> 00:51:29,618
a business card!
1194
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,221
- Hey, everybody, just relax, okay, calm down.
1195
00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:33,889
We'll just go in the house,
1196
00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:37,793
we'll ask to borrow their
phone, just call a new taxi.
1197
00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:38,727
- No, you're right.
1198
00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:39,662
- I'm always right, buddy.
1199
00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,297
- You're a positive guy, Terrel.
1200
00:51:41,299 -->00:51:42,565
I'm starting to like that,
1201
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:43,799
about you.
- Well, thank you so much.
1202
00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,334
- I am, I'm starting to like it, I am.
1203
00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,902
You know what, we knock on the door,
1204
00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,804
see if they can call us a cab!
1205
00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:50,172
It's not a big deal.
1206
00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:51,407
- They might even have a driver.
1207
00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:52,975
They got a fucking water fountain.
1208
00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,944
- Who has a water fountain in their front yard?
1209
00:51:54,946 --> 00:51:56,312
- These guys have got money.
1210
00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,580
- They're the 1%, man!
1211
00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,048
That's what they are.
- Yeah.
1212
00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:00,649
- It's pretty cool.
1213
00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,351
That's cool.
1214
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:06,589
- It's like something out of a fairytale.
1215
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:14,497
- I mean, should we just knock?
1216
00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,332
I mean, it's after midnight.
1217
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,567
- Fuck it, dude, what's
the worst that can happen?
1218
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,435
- Okay.
- The guy would yell
1219
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,403
at us in German?
- Yeah.
1220
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:25,007
1221
00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:28,377
Bro, just knock again, man.
1222
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,845
This is a castle.
1223
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:32,681
They probably got 40-year
olds that can't even hear us.
1224
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,684
- Oh, boy, I'm so glad you made it!
1225
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:36,752
- Holy shit!
1226
00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:39,088
- Hi.
- Hi!
1227
00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,190
I didn't think you guys wanted to come!
1228
00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,258
- We didn't.
1229
00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:48,197
- What he means is that we were drunk.
1230
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,499
We'd taken a cab and when I handed,
1231
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,402
the cab driver the hotel card,
1232
00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:56,472
I must have handed him your card by accident!
1233
00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:58,340
- A happy accident!
1234
00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,842
- Yeah, lucky us!
1235
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,512
- Really nice
castle, by the way!
1236
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:07,016
I mean, it's a castle!
- Thank you!
1237
00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:09,485
- Well, I'm so glad you guys are here.
1238
00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:10,819
Just come in!
- Yes, please!
1239
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,789
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
- Sounds great.
1240
00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:19,828
1241
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,400
They're playin' their Mozart!
1242
00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:28,671
1243
00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,906
- Yo, guys, this is great!
1244
00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:36,145
I don't suppose you could
give us a ride to Hotel Stein?
1245
00:53:36,147 --> 00:53:37,713
- Oh, sorry, no.
1246
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,548
We're having a party tonight.
1247
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,417
We can't leave.
1248
00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:44,320
Or you stay with us for the party.
1249
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,667
- Yeah, we'll stay.
1250
00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:02,004
- So how's your tea?
1251
00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:04,573
- It's the breast, I mean...
1252
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,175
The best.
1253
00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:07,142
It's great.
1254
00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,279
- Well, in a little bit we'll bring out the booze,
1255
00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:13,382
and move the party into a bigger room.
1256
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:16,785
- Yeah, it's sort of
a masquerade party.
1257
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,422
- I can't wait!
1258
00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:25,894
1259
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:36,338
- Take these boys and get them robes.
1260
00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,407
I'll see you downstairs.
1261
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,912
- So you want us to follow her?
1262
00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:44,747
You want us to--
1263
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,714
Okay, okay!
1264
00:55:05,835 --> 00:55:06,769
1265
00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:08,470
- I don't know, man.
1266
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,172
There are no basements.
1267
00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:12,274
Next time, I'ma take the elevator.
1268
00:55:12,276 --> 00:55:13,842
- This is awesome!
1269
00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:47,876
This is weird.
1270
00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:59,121
1271
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,058
- Listen to me.
1272
00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:40,429
Venus,
1273
00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:44,099
is flowing through me into all of you!
1274
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:47,636
- And the spirit of Eros flows from me,
1275
00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:48,871
to all of you!
1276
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:50,873
- Tonight,
1277
00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:52,975
we become one!
1278
00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:59,548
We make all the gods of
love and sex jealous of us!
1279
00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:02,384
Say it.
1280
00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:07,389
1281
00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:10,626
- Yes.
1282
00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:14,229
Tonight, there is one piece of flesh,
1283
00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:16,231
we will all start with!
1284
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,936
- We begin with this piece of flesh,
1285
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:24,006
before we can move on to each other.
1286
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:27,109
- Yes!
1287
00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:32,281
1288
00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:37,453
- Goddesses?
1289
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:40,956
Bring in the flesh!
- Bring in the flesh!
1290
00:57:42,859 --> 00:57:47,095
1291
00:57:58,441 --> 00:58:01,643
- I wanna make sex with the devil.
1292
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,179
- Please stop calling it that, man.
1293
00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:08,417
It's make love or have sex,
you can't mix 'em around.
1294
00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:14,189
1295
00:58:21,931 --> 00:58:23,065
- Fuckin' Franz.
1296
00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:24,333
- Really?
- Whoa!
1297
00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:26,235
- No, no, no!
- No, no.
1298
00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:29,505
- No!
- It's not happening.
1299
00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:31,940
- Here's your flesh!
1300
00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:34,676
You have to please this flesh first,
1301
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,579
or you cannot be invited to
the next part of the party,
1302
00:58:37,581 --> 00:58:40,549
where everyone will be...
- Okay, okay.
1303
00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:42,918
We gotta go right now.
- Yeah.
1304
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,887
- Dude, when in Rome, man.
- No!
1305
00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,788
Not when in Rome!
1306
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:49,391
- I'm going to use the phone they have here,
1307
00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:50,993
and I'm callin' a cab.
- Okay, good idea.
1308
00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,861
Let's get back to the hotel, regroup,
1309
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,129
and make it to the train station.
1310
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,998
- We can stay, come on.
1311
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,533
Look at her.
1312
00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:00,936
- Dude, this man has seen my
penis because of you, okay?
1313
00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:02,938
We are leaving, right now.
1314
00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:06,108
Do not look at me like that, Franz!
1315
00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,109
Don't look at me, Franz.
1316
00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:09,144
Do not look at me.
1317
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,646
Go to hell, Franz!
1318
00:59:10,648 --> 00:59:12,281
You ruined my life!
1319
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,986
- This chick Ivana, is not kosher.
1320
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,490
- We have to go.
1321
00:59:21,492 --> 00:59:23,325
- No, no, no, no, no!
1322
00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:25,627
- We go now!
- No, Dino!
1323
00:59:25,629 --> 00:59:27,529
I have sex with girls!
1324
00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,799
- The guys are leaving we must follow them!
1325
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,602
- Dino, why do you always hit me?
1326
00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:38,941
1327
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,743
- Oh my gosh, I can't get a hold of my uncle!
1328
00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,211
- Great.
1329
00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:44,379
Stranded again!
1330
00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,415
I can't believe our luck, man!
1331
00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:48,283
- And I can't believe you
thought we can get on this train,
1332
00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:49,685
without our IDs.
1333
00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:52,421
- We're fucked!
1334
00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:54,056
We're never gonna get to Vienna.
1335
00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,558
- All I wanna do is sleep!
1336
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,193
This sucks, dude!
1337
00:59:58,195 --> 00:59:59,761
Yo, Terrel!
1338
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,997
Pimp Nick out, we need some fun, stat!
1339
01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:03,365
- Hey, sir!
1340
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,800
How you doin'?
1341
01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:06,368
Hey, would you be interested in buying this young,
1342
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:10,339
white man, he's about 5'10, 5'11 who's a Vegan?
1343
01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:13,642
- Away.
1344
01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:14,543
Cool.
1345
01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:21,216
He actually looked like he was
considering it for a second.
1346
01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,820
- Man, even in Austria, we suck!
1347
01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:30,659
- Sure, come over to Austria!
1348
01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:33,729
Have a few laughs, come to the
coolest party in the world.
1349
01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:36,064
What could go wrong?
1350
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:38,100
Where the fuck are we, man?
1351
01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:40,869
I've seen like five streets called Asvart.
1352
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,171
It's a wonder anyone can
get around in this city!
1353
01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,906
It's like the universe is telling us,
1354
01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,442
"Hey, your wieners are
never supposed to be touched,
1355
01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:49,311
"by anyone other than yourselves!"
1356
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,445
- You gotta believe, man.
1357
01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:51,947
You gotta use
positive energy, okay?
1358
01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,148
You gotta rethink about it!
1359
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,150
You gotta believe
somebody will pick is up,
1360
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,685
and take us to Vienna.
- I don't wanna do this again.
1361
01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:59,621
I don't wanna do this again.
- Somebody will pick us up,
1362
01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:03,458
and take us to Vienna.
- I'm not doing it.
1363
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:06,495
- Somebody is gonna kill my two friends.
1364
01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:09,631
Somebody is gonna kill my tw...
1365
01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:10,465
- Yeah!
1366
01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:11,433
What'd I say?
1367
01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:12,334
What'd I say?
1368
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,435
Positive energy!
1369
01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:14,369
Use your mind!
1370
01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:15,237
Don't you ever doubt me again!
1371
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:16,071
Don't you ever...
1372
01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:16,972
Hey!
1373
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,242
- Hello.
1374
01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:21,943
- Hello.
1375
01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:23,645
- Hi.
1376
01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:26,648
Sprechen,
1377
01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:28,884
ze English?
1378
01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:30,952
- Please stop.
1379
01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:32,521
Yes, we speak English.
1380
01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:34,222
You're right, they're Americans.
1381
01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:38,460
- How could you tell, right?
1382
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,963
So we're stranded.
1383
01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,465
- Clearly.
1384
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:47,836
- Yes, are you guys by any
chance headed to Vienna?
1385
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,571
'Cause we would love a ride.
1386
01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:51,840
- And what will we get?
1387
01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,075
- That's the thing.
1388
01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:54,743
We don't really have anything to give,
1389
01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,745
except for, you know, receiving,
1390
01:01:56,747 --> 01:01:58,380
our charming company.
- Shh!
1391
01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,815
Look, ladies.
1392
01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:01,016
We have nothing, okay?
1393
01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:02,384
The only thing that we can offer you,
1394
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:03,819
is the opportunity of a lifetime,
1395
01:02:03,821 --> 01:02:06,188
to literally save our lives!
1396
01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,523
And when I get home, I'm
gonna tell my mom and dad,
1397
01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:12,194
that we were saved by two
beautiful Austrian ladies!
1398
01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:14,229
And they saved our lives this
one time when Nick's uncle,
1399
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:17,666
decided to royally fucked us for no reason!
1400
01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:19,634
And also, when I Googled Australia,
1401
01:02:19,636 --> 01:02:23,772
all I saw was pictures of
beautiful blonde surfer babes,
1402
01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:25,741
and friendly kangaroos!
1403
01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,745
All I've seen here is green hills, cows,
1404
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,781
weirdos in a sex party and Franz!
1405
01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,182
- Fuckin' Franz.
1406
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,955
- We're in Austria.
- Whatever, dude.
1407
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,189
- Enough, get in.
1408
01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:43,492
We'll figure out payment on the way to Vienna.
1409
01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:44,726
- My God, thank you!
1410
01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,429
- Thank you so much, guys, you're amazing!
1411
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:48,363
- That's great!
1412
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:49,498
Great, great!
1413
01:02:52,268 --> 01:02:54,069
Terrel saves the day.
1414
01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:03,078
- I take care of it, no problem, no problem.
1415
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,248
- I'm gonna get comfortably get cozy up in here.
1416
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,716
What's your name?
1417
01:03:07,718 --> 01:03:08,617
- Hey!
1418
01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,386
Don't look at her like that!
1419
01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:13,221
I go 21 ton on your ass!
1420
01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:14,456
Okay?
- Okay, alright!
1421
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,458
- Okay!
- Okay.
1422
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,394
Did you see the mole on that motherfucker?
1423
01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:22,864
1424
01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,903
- You Americans smoke the hashish?
1425
01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,141
- I don't know, actually.
1426
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,342
We smoke pot.
1427
01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:37,379
- Of course we smoke the hashish!
1428
01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:39,881
In America, we're ballers.
1429
01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:41,283
Alright?
1430
01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:42,918
Is this hash gonna affect my asthma?
1431
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,720
'Cause I don't know if we
packed my asthma inhaler.
1432
01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:47,055
- Fat Matt Damon!
1433
01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:48,623
Smoke some, relax!
1434
01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:58,967
1435
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:30,198
1436
01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:40,008
1437
01:04:48,584 --> 01:04:50,652
1438
01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:05,100
- You know what, guys?
1439
01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:07,135
I love you all.
1440
01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:09,971
- Wanna know somethin' about this RV?
1441
01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:10,839
Beautiful!
1442
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,409
- For Americans, you're not that terrible.
1443
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,844
You're not that bad.
1444
01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:18,313
Maybe I add you on Facebook, eh?
1445
01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:20,749
You wanna exchange numbers, we keep in touch, yes?
1446
01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,717
Yes?
- He's got an idea here!
1447
01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:24,986
Exchange numbers, that's what we should do.
1448
01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:27,622
The first thing I do when I get a new phone.
1449
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,691
Program that shit.
1450
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,159
Put the numbers in there.
1451
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,594
- You don't have phone?
1452
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:33,728
- Well, we did.
1453
01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:35,997
Some old, ugly woman thing,
1454
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,402
stole it from us at the airport when we landed.
1455
01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,070
Fuckin' suck balls.
1456
01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:45,507
1457
01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:46,841
- Yeah!
1458
01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:48,109
This is the fuck I'm talk...
1459
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:49,344
Mozart?
1460
01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:51,279
I'm glad somebody else appreciates Mozart!
1461
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,714
I try to tell these assholes
1462
01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:53,882
all the time how dope he is.
1463
01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:55,283
They always clown me.
1464
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,217
Well, you know what?
1465
01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:58,320
I always say, that's my jam!
1466
01:05:58,322 --> 01:05:59,721
That's my thing!
1467
01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,023
- How weird is that?
1468
01:06:02,025 --> 01:06:05,460
It's like we're all meant to meet each other!
1469
01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:07,262
- You!
1470
01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:11,199
You're the moley mole lady!
1471
01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,003
- I think the hash has gone to your head, bro.
1472
01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,371
- No, no!
1473
01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:17,539
This is not the drugs!
1474
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,907
This is not the drugs!
1475
01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:22,243
Terrel, that is your phone right now.
1476
01:06:22,245 --> 01:06:23,478
Look at the mole.
1477
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,946
Look at the mole!
1478
01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:28,583
- Oh shit, you're right!
1479
01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:29,484
It's you!
1480
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,756
- I demand our belongings back right now, okay?
1481
01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,859
- Sorry, Americans.
1482
01:06:37,861 --> 01:06:39,260
Finders keepers.
1483
01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:42,464
- You did not find that.
1484
01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:43,898
I found it.
1485
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,167
At the Culver City Best Buy.
1486
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,570
And I gave them my credit card information,
1487
01:06:48,572 --> 01:06:50,638
and they immediately turned it down,
1488
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,808
and my mom bought me that phone.
1489
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,945
And then you came along and stole it.
1490
01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:00,715
- All good?
1491
01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:05,487
- I am not leaving here without
our phones and our wallets!
1492
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:09,290
1493
01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:16,731
- Oh, look!
1494
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,166
It's the fuzz!
1495
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,100
- The what?
1496
01:07:19,102 --> 01:07:20,402
- Interpol, yo!
1497
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:23,772
You guys are busted!
1498
01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:27,442
Nick, go to the po-po and
say we caught some criminals,
1499
01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,811
red-handed!
- Happy to.
1500
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:30,712
Happy to.
1501
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,481
- Well, you do that,
1502
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,850
I will tell police you hash dealers,
1503
01:07:35,852 --> 01:07:38,186
you made me smoke.
1504
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,688
"No, I told them I didn't want hash,
1505
01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,892
"but they force me to do it!"
1506
01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,427
- Fine.
1507
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:48,963
You wanna play it like that, you conniving little bitch!
1508
01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:51,633
I'm going to the police right now.
1509
01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:52,467
- I'm sorry!
1510
01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:53,468
Please, please!
1511
01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:54,402
You can have the belongings back!
1512
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,137
Your cellphones and everything!
1513
01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:59,207
Please take them, take them!
1514
01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:00,108
- We need all of them,
1515
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:00,942
all of them now.
- Please!
1516
01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:02,177
Take them, take them!
1517
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,378
You, too!
1518
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:04,479
Sorry!
1519
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:05,880
- Where is the money?
1520
01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,382
- I spent it all!
1521
01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:11,152
- On what?
1522
01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:15,223
- On mostly hashish and
Snickers, you know, munchies!
1523
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,427
- And gas to drive us to Vienna.
1524
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,396
- Ungrateful Americans.
1525
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,936
- What?
- Oh my God!
1526
01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:30,538
- Are you seeing this right now?
1527
01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,574
- My God, check the ass on that chick!
1528
01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:35,477
- Wait a second,
we've seen these girls before!
1529
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,212
- Dude, you're right!
1530
01:08:37,214 --> 01:08:39,781
They're the ones who took our cab!
1531
01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:43,118
1532
01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:52,193
1533
01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:01,769
- Well, well, well.
1534
01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:05,140
Aren't these the girls that stole our cab at the airport?
1535
01:09:05,142 --> 01:09:07,275
1536
01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,176
- What?
1537
01:09:10,779 --> 01:09:13,548
- We could really use some help.
1538
01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:15,116
- You know what we could've used?
1539
01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,618
A cab yesterday.
- Yeah!
1540
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,386
- See, that's how kinda it all fuckin' works out!
1541
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,420
The universe balances!
1542
01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:22,056
- Oh, of course, oh I'm sorry!
1543
01:09:22,058 --> 01:09:23,525
We were in a hurry.
1544
01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:24,359
- No, no, no.
1545
01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,527
This isn't happening.
1546
01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:27,061
We've got somewhereto be tonight.
1547
01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:29,497
We're going to the greatest party on the planet.
1548
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,133
- It's gonna be so much fun!
- Yeah, it's gonna be amazing!
1549
01:09:32,135 --> 01:09:33,034
- So?
1550
01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,038
- Oh yes, the cute American boys!
1551
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,375
- You know what, it's okay!
1552
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:41,676
It's totally cool!
1553
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,077
You know what, drop it.
1554
01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:44,045
- Yeah.
- The fact that,
1555
01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,780
you guys apologized?
1556
01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,148
Class acts.
1557
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:49,450
You guys are a bunch of classy broads.
1558
01:09:49,452 --> 01:09:50,985
I like that.
1559
01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:52,086
- So, listen.
1560
01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:54,422
Our car isn't working.
1561
01:09:54,424 --> 01:09:57,559
Do you think you can give us a ride to the next town?
1562
01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:58,459
Or,
1563
01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:01,896
if any of you can fix cars,
1564
01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,767
I'll give you 100 euros.
1565
01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:07,235
- 100 euros!
1566
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,504
Now you're speakin' my language!
1567
01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:10,772
Okay, guys.
1568
01:10:10,774 --> 01:10:12,574
Either you wait or you stick your thumbs out,
1569
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,509
if you want to go to Vienna!
1570
01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:16,177
- Well, how long will it take?
1571
01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:20,915
- Engine not broken, no gas,
one hour maximum, I fix!
1572
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,418
- Why don't you girls wait at the RV?
1573
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,587
- Oh, good, thanks!
1574
01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:28,823
- Anyone want to play truth or dare?
1575
01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:31,559
- We're stayin'!
- We're stayin'!
1576
01:10:32,661 --> 01:10:33,895
- I'm going with her.
- Sisters!
1577
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,563
Luna, Martha, come on, fix the car!
1578
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,464
Come here!
1579
01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:45,206
- So, are we seriously playing truth or dare?
1580
01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:48,009
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yes, I'm down, I'm down!
1581
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:48,943
- Why not?
1582
01:10:48,945 --> 01:10:50,378
We have nothing else to do.
1583
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:53,114
- Alright well, who's gonna go first?
1584
01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,183
- Ladies first!
1585
01:10:55,185 --> 01:10:56,084
- I'll go!
1586
01:10:57,419 --> 01:10:59,053
What's your name?
1587
01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:00,488
- Terrel.
1588
01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:01,956
That's the game?
1589
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,224
- No, Terrel.
1590
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,960
I need to ask you truth ordare?
1591
01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,497
- Truth.
1592
01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:13,735
- Have you ever seen another man's penis?
1593
01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:15,470
1594
01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:16,671
If so,
1595
01:11:16,673 --> 01:11:17,672
who?
1596
01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:19,207
- Well, I saw my man Nick's dick,
1597
01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:20,541
a couple of times on this trip.
1598
01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:22,076
- Yeah.
1599
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:23,311
- It was out all day, what
do you want me to do, man?
1600
01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:25,179
- Okay, here's the story, alright?
1601
01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,849
We needed a ride, we needed some money,
1602
01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:29,317
so I,
1603
01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:30,285
stepped up,
1604
01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:34,289
and showed my penis to a strange man.
1605
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:36,758
1606
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,359
- Holy shit.
1607
01:11:38,361 --> 01:11:42,597
You must be nice, thick, if all
these people want to see it!
1608
01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:49,237
- I mean, it's not irregular.
1609
01:11:49,239 --> 01:11:50,538
It's pretty normal.
1610
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:51,539
- I mean, it does kinda go east
1611
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,275
like you're trying to get a cab.
1612
01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:57,078
- Why were you looking at it?
1613
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,579
I don't understand why you were looking at it.
1614
01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:01,215
- I was bored, you know.
- Yo, Terrel, Terrel.
1615
01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:02,383
Your turn?
1616
01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:04,619
Ask someone truth or dare.
1617
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,722
- Tiffany.
- Tiffany!
1618
01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,623
- I pick dare.
1619
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,957
- Oh!
- Oh, dear!
1620
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:14,262
- I dare you to kiss one of your girls.
1621
01:12:14,264 --> 01:12:16,264
Kiss two of your girls.
1622
01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:19,100
- Oh!
- Nice!
1623
01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,135
- Come on!
- Aww, boo!
1624
01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:23,538
- You said kiss!
1625
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,540
I did it.
- Yeah, fine.
1626
01:12:26,308 --> 01:12:27,208
- Nick.
1627
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:29,811
Truth,
1628
01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:30,712
or dare?
1629
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:33,981
- Dare.
1630
01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:35,316
I guess.
1631
01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:39,153
- I dare you to take me into the bedroom,
1632
01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:43,257
and show me this thing that
everyone keeps talking about
1633
01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:44,826
to make money for.
1634
01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:48,930
- Right now?
- Right now!
1635
01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:50,098
- Right now!
1636
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,200
- Carlos, you wanna takemy turn?
1637
01:12:52,202 --> 01:12:54,302
- I got it, bro.
- Let's go.
1638
01:12:54,304 --> 01:12:56,571
- Will she take my turn?
1639
01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:59,807
1640
01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:02,243
- Sexy American boy.
1641
01:13:02,245 --> 01:13:05,046
I can teach you so many things!
1642
01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,447
Ooh, you're hot!
1643
01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:10,218
- So, are we doing this or what?
1644
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,185
- Yes!
1645
01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:12,420
- Yeah?
- Let's see it.
1646
01:13:12,422 --> 01:13:15,757
- I mean, it's cold, we're in Austria.
1647
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:16,657
- Ooh,
1648
01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:20,595
it's pointing right at me.
1649
01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,064
I think I need a closer look!
1650
01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:30,171
1651
01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:32,740
- Wait, no teeth.
1652
01:13:40,182 --> 01:13:41,315
- Happy?
1653
01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:42,683
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
1654
01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:44,152
- I'm straight.
- I'm definitely straight.
1655
01:13:44,154 --> 01:13:45,486
- You good, Carlos?
- Mm-hm.
1656
01:13:45,488 --> 01:13:46,387
- Good.
1657
01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,023
- Okay, Victoria.
1658
01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:51,793
Truth or dare?
1659
01:13:53,128 --> 01:13:54,362
- Dare.
1660
01:13:54,364 --> 01:13:56,898
1661
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,366
- Show your tits.
1662
01:13:58,368 --> 01:13:59,200
- Okay.
1663
01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:00,768
Zoey, can you help me?
1664
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,239
- Oh, my God.
1665
01:14:09,344 --> 01:14:12,513
- These are the best days of my life.
1666
01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:16,317
- Okay, Terrel, dare or dare?
1667
01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:20,988
- The first one.
1668
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,224
- I dare you to kiss Zoey.
1669
01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:32,033
Carlos, you wanna make out?
1670
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,304
- Oh, my God!
1671
01:14:40,909 --> 01:14:42,210
I gotta go pee.
1672
01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:45,246
Fuck!
1673
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,815
I gotta go pee.
1674
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,218
Sorry!
1675
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,755
1676
01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:04,699
1677
01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,804
1678
01:15:09,806 --> 01:15:13,274
1679
01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:36,864
I feel like we're being watched.
1680
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,299
- It's okay, my love.
1681
01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:41,102
I like being watched when we're doing it.
1682
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,038
- Are you serious?
1683
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,940
- Yes!
1684
01:15:46,975 --> 01:15:50,144
- Okay, whatever turns you on!
1685
01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:57,118
- Yes!
1686
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,787
1687
01:16:07,596 --> 01:16:11,832
1688
01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,540
- You sleep with my daughter!
1689
01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:21,309
Now you marry her!
1690
01:16:21,311 --> 01:16:24,412
("Wedding March")
- Are you guys kidding me?
1691
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:25,413
- Hurry up!
1692
01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:29,417
- As long as no one objects to this wedding,
1693
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,552
I can marry you!
1694
01:16:31,554 --> 01:16:32,954
- I object!
1695
01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:34,221
1696
01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,257
Okay, okay, okay, cool, okay, cool!
1697
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:38,192
- Or, Father, can't you speed things up a bit?
1698
01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:41,662
I want to get started on my
honeymoon with my new husband!
1699
01:16:41,664 --> 01:16:42,763
- What?
1700
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:43,864
Are you for real?
- Okay.
1701
01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:45,399
So.
1702
01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,935
Do you want to take this man,
1703
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,504
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
1704
01:16:50,506 --> 01:16:54,075
- I do!
- Really?
1705
01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,978
- And do you want to take this woman,
1706
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:59,880
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
1707
01:16:59,882 --> 01:17:02,850
- I'm sorry, can you repeat the question, please?
1708
01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:05,953
- Do you want to take this woman,
1709
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,689
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
1710
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:15,196
- Oh, I do, okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
1711
01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:16,897
- Wonderful.
1712
01:17:16,899 --> 01:17:20,835
So before I pronounce you man and wife,
1713
01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:22,570
is there anyone here who objects,
1714
01:17:22,572 --> 01:17:25,006
to these two getting married?
1715
01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:25,906
- Wait!
1716
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:29,443
I object!
1717
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,712
- Who are you?
1718
01:17:32,547 --> 01:17:33,547
- Who am I?
1719
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,685
I'm his lover!
- What?
1720
01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:41,522
1721
01:17:41,524 --> 01:17:44,925
- You can't be his lover, you both are men!
1722
01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:46,961
- This is 2016,
1723
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:47,862
you bigot!
1724
01:17:49,631 --> 01:17:52,266
There is nothing wrong with this, okay?
1725
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:54,001
It is beautiful.
- Yeah.
1726
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:58,205
- You are beautiful!
- Dude, what are you doing?
1727
01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:00,041
- In nomine Patris...
1728
01:18:02,277 --> 01:18:05,813
1729
01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:08,115
- Now, if you'll excuse us.
1730
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,283
- Why did you put,
1731
01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:09,950
your hand on my ass?
- Why the hell,
1732
01:18:09,952 --> 01:18:11,752
did you kiss me?
1733
01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:12,920
- Oh!
- Whoa!
1734
01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:15,423
- No, Father, no!
1735
01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:18,092
- Ugly chicken!
- Ugly chicken!
1736
01:18:18,094 --> 01:18:19,593
1737
01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:21,729
- He didn't ask me to come.
1738
01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:23,831
I was the fastest dude in my high school.
1739
01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,066
They too much!
1740
01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:29,303
- Start the RV!
1741
01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:31,872
- Start the RV!
- Start the RV!
1742
01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:37,445
- Guys, guys, guys!
- Dude, just go!
1743
01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:38,345
Go, go, go, go!
1744
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,447
You gotta drive, man!
1745
01:18:39,449 --> 01:18:40,915
You don't wanna know!
1746
01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,383
There's a shotgun wedding!
- And then Nick out of nowhere,
1747
01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,452
kissed me and used his tongue!
1748
01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:45,553
- I don't wanna talk about it!
1749
01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:46,987
- It was horrible!
1750
01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:49,390
- Dude, where are the girls?
1751
01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:56,697
1752
01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:05,573
Well, Sandro,
1753
01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:08,542
I can't say it was nice to meet ya,
1754
01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:10,044
'cause that would be a lie,
1755
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:13,647
but last night was pretty interesting!
1756
01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:14,715
- Okay, guys.
1757
01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:16,250
If you ever need me,
1758
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,052
you show this coin to any gypsie,
1759
01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:20,287
and they will bring you to me, Sandro.
1760
01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:21,756
- Really, that true?
1761
01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:22,957
- No, no.
1762
01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:23,891
It's just, I saw it Game of Thrones.
1763
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,459
I can take that back.
1764
01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:26,794
Thank you.
1765
01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:29,597
By the way, you guys have MySpace?
1766
01:19:29,599 --> 01:19:30,998
- No!
- No.
1767
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,399
- Oh, okay, whatever, whatever!
1768
01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:33,667
Take care, guys.
1769
01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,936
Hey, Kobe Bryant, I love your music!
1770
01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204
- I'm getting sick of this.
1771
01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,506
I'm getting sick of it!
1772
01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:42,209
Oh, yo, yo.
1773
01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:44,211
Hey, man, we're here!
1774
01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:46,547
- Hi, guys, where is here?
1775
01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:49,049
And where'd you get your phone?
1776
01:19:49,051 --> 01:19:51,986
- Here is the Hotel Vienna and,
1777
01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:54,889
the phone is a long story, I'll get into it later.
1778
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,057
- Hah, can't wait to hear it.
1779
01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:59,059
So I'll see you tonight at the club?
1780
01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,629
In the meantime, I made dinner reservations,
1781
01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:04,498
for the three of you at the hotel steakhouse.
1782
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:07,668
Already put down 500 bucks so eat like kings, okay?
1783
01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,970
- Oh, that is awesome, Uncle Nick!
1784
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,939
- Yo, you fuckin' rock, dude!
1785
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,241
- Hey, yo, when you come to LA, the burger's on me!
1786
01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:17,478
- I'm gonna hold you to that!
1787
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,013
There's more, boys!
1788
01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,048
I have presents waiting in your hotel rooms,
1789
01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:22,883
and a limo will be at the hotel entrance,
1790
01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:25,820
at 10 p.m. sharp to pick you up.
1791
01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:27,755
This is my big day.
1792
01:20:27,757 --> 01:20:29,557
Don't forget my ring.
1793
01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:32,426
- I won't, Uncle Nick.
1794
01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:33,894
We're so excited!
1795
01:20:34,896 --> 01:20:36,363
- One more time.
1796
01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:40,534
Do not forget my ring.
1797
01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,802
- Okay.
- Okay, got it.
1798
01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:43,037
- Don't forget the ring.
- Don't forget the ring.
1799
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,305
- You got the ring?
- Yeah, I got the ring.
1800
01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,573
- Okay, don't forget it.
1801
01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:46,874
Okay, let's go.
1802
01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:51,378
1803
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,948
- Are you ready for me, Daddy?
1804
01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,921
I've been ready for you my whole life!
1805
01:21:08,897 --> 01:21:12,566
1806
01:21:56,845 --> 01:21:59,914
1807
01:22:40,021 --> 01:22:42,656
1808
01:22:44,926 --> 01:22:47,995
1809
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,701
1810
01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:54,735
- Excuse me...
1811
01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:55,703
Sir?
1812
01:22:55,705 --> 01:22:57,771
This limo's for us?
1813
01:22:57,773 --> 01:23:00,040
I think this limo's for us.
1814
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,675
Sir, please?
1815
01:23:01,677 --> 01:23:04,745
(heavy metal music)
1816
01:23:09,284 --> 01:23:10,184
- Ladies!
1817
01:23:15,390 --> 01:23:18,625
1818
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:39,580
Dude!
1819
01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,690
- Hi, I'm looking for my Uncle Nick?
1820
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,793
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. White, man!
1821
01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,528
You uncle knows that your limo's just arrived.
1822
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,830
He said you should come
into the lobby and wait.
1823
01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:58,298
Have a drink, relax.
1824
01:23:58,300 --> 01:24:00,567
Gonna be there in a couple of minutes, alright?
1825
01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:01,635
- You the man!
1826
01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:02,536
I like this guy!
1827
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:03,537
- Go, mate!
1828
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,373
Way to go, mate.
1829
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,274
Go on now.
1830
01:24:09,844 --> 01:24:12,746
1831
01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:14,648
- Ohoho, yeah!
- Whoa!
1832
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,285
- That's what I'm talkin' about.
1833
01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:20,487
- Good evening, you gentlemens!
1834
01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,623
Your uncle will be down very soon.
1835
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:24,825
In the meantime, do you guys wanna drink anything?
1836
01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:26,360
- Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
1837
01:24:26,362 --> 01:24:27,461
I don't know about these guys but,
1838
01:24:27,463 --> 01:24:28,729
I really gotta pee!
1839
01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:29,897
- Yeah, me too, the champagne goes right,
1840
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:31,398
through the groin!
1841
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,801
- Yes, and when you guys back, I will real service!
1842
01:24:33,803 --> 01:24:36,203
- Alright.
- Thank you!
1843
01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,439
- Follow me, gentlemen.
1844
01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:39,807
- Yes we are.
1845
01:24:39,809 --> 01:24:42,709
- I'll follow her.
- I can do that.
1846
01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:49,917
- Oh, dude, I gotta pee.
1847
01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,854
- Listen, I can't wait to see my uncle, man!
1848
01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:55,089
It's been years!
1849
01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:56,023
- I can't wait to see all these women,
1850
01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:57,157
and all this bottle service!
1851
01:24:57,159 --> 01:24:58,425
- Oh, me neither, bro!
1852
01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,326
- Really?
1853
01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:00,461
- Sorry, dude.
1854
01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:01,361
Sorry.
1855
01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,366
- Well, well, well.
1856
01:25:06,368 --> 01:25:08,168
- Oh, great!
- Hey!
1857
01:25:08,170 --> 01:25:09,069
Mr. Chase!
1858
01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:11,839
So cool scene, you here?
1859
01:25:11,841 --> 01:25:13,140
- Is it?
1860
01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:14,808
I thought when you boys left Salzburg,
1861
01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:18,579
you boys thought you can rip
me off and never see me again.
1862
01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:20,714
- We weren't trying to rip you off, man!
1863
01:25:20,716 --> 01:25:23,317
We saw these two following us the whole time.
1864
01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:25,419
They're not exactly hard to spot.
1865
01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,054
- Well, that's true,
1866
01:25:27,056 --> 01:25:28,922
but I just don't trust you boys.
1867
01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:30,858
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Okay, alright.
1868
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,693
- Hey, hey, hey, take it easy, take it easy,
1869
01:25:32,695 --> 01:25:33,827
take it easy.
1870
01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:39,166
- Dude, we're gonna pay you back.
1871
01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:40,234
- Maybe.
1872
01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:42,536
But I have a bad feeling.
1873
01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:46,640
I got a bad feeling somebody should die.
1874
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:50,110
1875
01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:52,312
Mr. White, these are the boys who were going,
1876
01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:54,014
to steal 10,000 euros from you.
1877
01:25:54,016 --> 01:25:57,885
-How come my nephew can only get,
1878
01:25:57,887 --> 01:26:01,388
to my fortune and businesses rip me off?
1879
01:26:01,390 --> 01:26:03,490
- Oh, I didn't know...
- Listen, Melvin.
1880
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,759
Why don't you and your boys get a drink?
1881
01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,861
Your only job right now is to keep these boys safe.
1882
01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:10,264
You are now their private
bodyguard, you got me?
1883
01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:13,767
- Yes, Mr. White, thank you, sir, thank you.
1884
01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:14,668
Let's go.
1885
01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:28,782
1886
01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:39,726
("The Godfather Theme")
- I meant what I said.
1887
01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:43,330
You are the only person I have to leave all this to.
1888
01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,798
And I miss you.
1889
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,401
And even though I'm surrounded by people,
1890
01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:51,471
I am very lonely sometimes and I miss my family.
1891
01:26:52,674 --> 01:26:53,574
- Me, too!
1892
01:26:55,276 --> 01:26:57,144
What's this for?
1893
01:26:57,146 --> 01:26:59,613
- Nightclub Incorporated had said the owner,
1894
01:26:59,615 --> 01:27:01,215
must wear this ring.
1895
01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:04,051
Ring finger to the party.
1896
01:27:04,053 --> 01:27:06,720
He just never said which owner.
1897
01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:09,389
- Are you kidding me?
1898
01:27:10,491 --> 01:27:12,559
- You're the son I always wanted.
1899
01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:14,561
- Oh, how adorable!
1900
01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:15,762
I'm gonna cry.
1901
01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:17,965
Don't, your mascara will run.
1902
01:27:17,967 --> 01:27:19,266
- So wait.
1903
01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:21,335
Nick owns this nightclub?
1904
01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,437
- He owns half of it.
1905
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:24,972
- So wait a second.
1906
01:27:24,974 --> 01:27:26,273
So,
1907
01:27:26,275 --> 01:27:30,010
I have the ability to hire and fire people?
1908
01:27:30,012 --> 01:27:32,379
- Okay.
1909
01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:33,280
- Okay.
1910
01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:35,549
Terrel.
1911
01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:38,952
I feel I've low self esteem.
1912
01:27:38,954 --> 01:27:40,787
I've been a neurotic,
1913
01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:44,258
scared mess most of my life,
1914
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:46,560
but your relentless positivity,
1915
01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,762
has pushed me to do things,
1916
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,265
that I never thought I could do.
1917
01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:54,835
So I'm going to hire you to teach my staff.
1918
01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:58,772
how to be positive and kind.
1919
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,008
- Oh, man, you know I'm down.
1920
01:28:01,010 --> 01:28:02,943
How much does it pay?
1921
01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:03,844
- A lot.
1922
01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:06,346
- Carlos.
1923
01:28:07,849 --> 01:28:09,483
You're a mean,
1924
01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:10,550
belligerent,
1925
01:28:12,353 --> 01:28:14,421
tiny little human being.
1926
01:28:16,157 --> 01:28:19,426
You're gonna be my new head of security.
1927
01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:20,494
- Amen, bro.
1928
01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:23,697
- That position pays a lot, too.
1929
01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:25,666
- Plus, you guys, you have free drinks,
1930
01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:28,502
you need to party all night long every single night.
1931
01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,637
- Get the hell outta here!
1932
01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,072
- Actually let's all get the hell outta here!
1933
01:28:32,074 --> 01:28:33,807
What are we doing in the dark,
1934
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,475
when we could be standing,
1935
01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:39,212
in the best nightclub in the world, huh?
1936
01:28:39,214 --> 01:28:40,714
- Let's party!
1937
01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:42,182
- Like bosses!
1938
01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:43,850
- Yeah!
1939
01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:47,087
1940
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,778
- So I'm havin' lunch with Schwarzenegger, right.
1941
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:12,846
- What?
- Yeah!
1942
01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,681
- Arnold?
- Arnold, man!
1943
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,316
- I love Mr. Universe.
1944
01:29:16,318 --> 01:29:18,585
- You know what, Arnold can go eat a dick.
1945
01:29:18,587 --> 01:29:19,586
Am I right? 1946
01:29:20,455 --> 01:29:24,257
1947
01:29:25,059 --> 01:29:26,626
- Cuba Gooding Jr!
1948
01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:32,332
1949
01:29:32,334 --> 01:29:34,134
- So, I really like your boobs.
1950
01:29:34,136 --> 01:29:36,503
You know, when you got them
out the other day in the RV?
1951
01:29:36,505 --> 01:29:38,505
We were really close to makin' out,
1952
01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:41,074
and I had to run away 'cause I had to pee.
1953
01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:42,642
But I don't have to pee right now,
1954
01:29:42,644 --> 01:29:43,977
so I thought maybe we could,
1955
01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,846
I don't know, we could make out if you want.
1956
01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:47,581
- I don't know what you're
saying but it sounds sexy.
1957
01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:49,516
You guys cousins or something?
1958
01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:51,017
- Yes, we are cousins.
1959
01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:53,987
- And we share everything together!
1960
01:29:56,090 --> 01:29:58,992
- I'm gonna getthe check, please!
1961
01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:04,498
- You look like Ron Jeremy.
1962
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,066
- Really?
1963
01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,334
He is like an uncle to me,
1964
01:30:07,336 --> 01:30:10,637
and I did teach him everything he knows!
1965
01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,472
I can show you some moves if you like!
1966
01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:13,373
- Really?
1967
01:30:14,275 --> 01:30:15,542
- Yeah?
1968
01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:16,376
- Okay!
1969
01:30:17,311 --> 01:30:20,547
1970
01:30:45,206 --> 01:30:46,039
1971
01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:48,909
1972
01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:50,577
1973
01:30:50,579 --> 01:30:52,846
1974
01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:56,817
1975
01:30:56,819 --> 01:31:00,454
1976
01:31:00,456 --> 01:31:02,355
1977
01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:05,025
1978
01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:09,062
1979
01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,964
You're boring!
1980
01:31:13,401 --> 01:31:16,503
Dino, I love you.
1981
01:31:16,505 --> 01:31:17,170
1982
01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:20,340
Why you always hit me?
1983
01:31:20,342 --> 01:31:21,441
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