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Previously on Boston Legal:

Hey. I'm Brad chase from D.c.
I think that's my seat.

We're not territorial
about that sort of thing, are we?

- I was handling it.
- Thought I'd help.

- I was handling it.
- Why does it bother you that I'm helping?

Wait a minute.

- You two have had sex.
- We can't tail the wife.

Ernie Dell is one of our biggest clients.

If he wants a private investigator,
what's the harm?

I'm sleeping with his wife.

- I'm sorry?
- Shore, he makes fun of me.

But I'm a big fan
of your Aqua Velva commercials.

It's not right.
He calls me Ken while he...

Plays with your Barbie?

Completely mindful
that you helped build this place...

...the partners here will not allow you
to dismantle it with your buffoonery.

They're not going to take the firm
from you.

I'm not worried. Do I look worried?
Look out there.

My domain, my city.

I'm Denny crane.

The bat's on the run.

You have 30 minutes.

You're doing well.

I have to say, I find this very strange.

I always thought I'd be the one
visiting you in a mental hospital.

I'm excited about tomorrow.
Please tell me we have a shot.

I don't know how much longer
I can take it in here.

We have a shot.

I'll get you out.

I don't need to hear it.
I need it to happen.

The board will question you directly.

It's entirely possible
they'll try to provoke you.

Make sure I'm bombproof.

- Sorry?
- It's an expression with horses.

To be safe,
a horse needs to be bombproof.

Doesn't spook easily.
can't have one who just flies off.

Yes. In addition to not flying off,
you need to show contrition.

They like to see that you're sorry.

I am.

I... I am so sorry.

So deep... Deeply ashamed.

- How do I say it right?
- Just like that.

Christine, you were in love with a man
who was unworthy of you.

Who made you doubt everything
that you had a right to count on.

Who perhaps even
toyed with your sanity.

Still no excuse for trying to kill him.

Perhaps he had it coming.

Perhaps you did.

Why is it we agreed
to bifurcate the trial?

There's no claim for punitive damage,
only compensatory.

Our fear was the jury could be outraged
and might inflate compensatories.

We opted to bifurcate. Separate juries
for liabilities, damages. Client concurred.

Do you do tongue pushups?

This is a staff meeting.
I encourage professional conduct.

Keeping in mind that remarks
are tantamount to assertive conduct.

Lansing v. Mahoney.

Hospital settled. Deposition of Mahoney
today. Hope to make movement on that.

Lot of eyes are on us.
Got an HMO waiting to see...

...how this lawsuit is restored.

- You've prepared for today's deposition?
- Actually, Denny's taking it.

Denny's taking the deposition?

Yes.

Wouldn't it be better
to save Denny for trial?

Roll out the big gun later?

Roll out the big gun now,
this won't be a trial.

Move along, Paul.

In re Christine Pauley.

Mine. Ex-girlfriend tried to kill me.

- This is the commitment proceeding?
- She was committed.

- This is to secure her release.
- Wait a second.

- She tried to kill you.
- She did.

- And now she wants out?
- She does.

- And you're trying to help her get out?
- I am.

- You're angry with me.
- I'm just busy, okay?

I'm not gonna even
discuss the absurdity...

...of representing an ex-lover
who tried to kill you.

But how do you not at least tell me?

That isn't something
that I should know?

I wanted to surprise you with it.

You think it's funny.

You think it's appropriate for me
to learn about it in a staff meeting?

Forgive me. As you can imagine,
I haven't kept up...

...with the boyfriend-girlfriend
regulations.

What I can say is...

...she's a client and a friend...

...that I'm trying to free from
the clutches of an overreaching asylum.

You keep calling it an asylum.
This is a psychiatric hospital.

I mean no disrespect, doctor, but
the word "hospital" implies treatment.

And she has gotten treatment.

- Is she less crazy?
- Excuse me?

As a result of your treatment,
is she less crazy?

"Crazy" is not a medically recognized
term, Mr. Shore. As I've just explained...

...Christine has what the DSM refers to
as intermittent explosive disorder.

Then please tell us,
is she less intermittently explosive?

- She has improved.
- And to what do you attribute that?

The pharmacological regimen.

- Pills?
- Twenty-five milligrams...

...of three different antipsychotics
three times daily.

Maybe it's a good thing she's here.
Sounds like a complicated protocol...

- ...to administer on one's own.
- Indeed.

How do you know
she actually takes these pills?

Obviously we keep
very careful records.

I'm sure you do.

But hypothetically...

...suppose there was a patient
who felt she didn't belong here.

Felt that she'd entered your hospital
quite troubled but essentially sane...

...and was being driven insane
by this institution?

Maybe she's a New York University
graduate, a respected attorney.

A charming, intelligent,
sensitive, funny woman.

A fully functional person
with the exception of one incident.

So each and every time
your orderlies come around...

...with your 75 milligrams of powerful
antipsychotics for her to swallow...

...she hides the tablets under her tongue
and saves them day after day.

A growing collection
of thoroughly unnecessary medication...

...that her primary psychiatric caregiver
wants to shove down her throat.

Are you asking if this
hypothetical scenario could happen?

- I am.
- It could not.

We keep very careful records.

I don't see
why I need to be present.

Part of her distress claim goes to how
you informed her of her husband's death.

I've been a surgeon for 30 years.

If there's a pleasant way
to tell a family a patient died...

We're gonna need your response
to her account.

Conference Room One.
We'll be right in.

Thank you. Come on, Carrie.

Can't I just review the transcript?
I don't wanna sit in there.

We don't need you to do
or say anything.

- We just need you to sit there and listen.
- Brad? One second, please.

You can't let him first chair
this deposition.

- Paul, he's insisting...
- First, the case could turn...

...on this proceeding.
And second, as I mentioned...

...we have several medical corporations,
potential clients, taking a key interest...

Hey, guys.
What are we talking about?

It looks interesting from afar.
Anything I might enjoy?

What's this case about, Denny?

The deposition you're about to conduct,
what's it about again?

A man died during angioplasty,
leaving him dead. Tragic.

He even described the procedure
as common. So for...

One of your allegations goes...

...to how Dr. Mahoney informed you
of the tragic outcome.

He just came out and said my husband
had a cardiac arrest and was dead.

He just turned and walked away.

But he said
he was gonna talk to me later.

Do you make room for the possibility
that Dr. Mahoney himself...

...was devastated at this time?

The patient was my husband.

Whatever pain he had...

Yeah. These are difficult questions.

You're...

...forty pounds lighter
since before your husband's death?

- Yes.
- Dating again?

Objection.
This certainly has no relevance.

All objections have been waived
till the trial...

...except the form of questions.
Your first deposition?

- This is not my first.
- Then play by the rules.

Don't make me move for costs
which she'll end up paying.

In this last year, would you say...

...you've had more or less sex
since the time of your husband's...?

- Objection!
- All right. This is tough for everybody.

Let's just try to get through it.
Denny?

More or less sex this past year?

My physical relationship
with my husband had waned...

...partly because
of his heart condition.

We remained very much in love.

You go on lots of trips together,
you and your husband?

Some.

- He was very busy with work.
- Did he regularly tell you...

...how incredibly, incredibly beautiful
you are?

Did you wear this perfume
when your husband was alive?

- I believe I did.
- That's magnificent.

- All right. This deposition is over.
- Why?

- It's over. Come on, carrie.
- All right. Off to court we go, Cub Scout.

Oh, we'll be going into court, all right.
We're done here.

The fact that she was secretly refusing
to take her medication...

- ...does not persuade us of progress.
- But it does show...

...she's capable of going six months
unmedicated without incident.

Mr. Shore, you were her lover.

Any bias I might have
in favor of Christine...

...would be offset by the fact
that she tried to kill me.

We're insulted by that. It might get you
on Good Morning America, but...

- I'm trying to get her a spot of freedom.
- Freedom is a privilege, not a right.

- A privilege?
- Yes. And it's revocable.

Especially if you tried to run someone
over with an automobile.

Christine Pauley is well.
You have an affidavit...

...from three independent psychiatrists
who evaluated her.

And likely made her sign waivers
as soon as you paid them.

The only reason you're holding her...

...is you're afraid of being sued
should she do something.

We're afraid she'll hurt herself
or someone else, you cynical snot.

Is liability to the hospital
a factor? Yes.

We can't treat patients
out of bankruptcy.

I hardly see
how that makes me a snot.

She's in here because of one isolated
incident she's not likely to repeat.

- You can gaze into some crystal ball...?
- I can gaze into her.

I saw the look in her eyes when
she was brought here. I saw the look...

...which led to her being here.
She had that look then.

She does not have it now.

Who would be her guardian?
Why is no one here to present...?

Parents would serve as guardians.
You'll find their affidavit.

- They live in Illinois.
- Where Christine would be going.

- And until she gets to Illinois?
- Until then, I will be her guardian.

Miss Pauley?

Well, at the risk of also sounding biased,
I agree with him.

This is not a parole board.
This is not a prison.

As you say, Dr. Gill, this is a hospital.

And when patients are healed,
they're let out of hospitals.

Coffee not good?

Oh, no. I was just thinking
about something.

Yeah, I do that.

Thinking about what?

It's kind of private.

I'd stake out a little distance
from that Shore guy.

He tends to leave people's minds
worse off than he finds them.

- His old girlfriend, case in point.
- You two discussing cases?

I wasn't aware you provided
emotional counsel...

...as well as legal, Lori.
That's quite a perk.

A woman tries to kill you,
you represent her.

You don't think
there's a pathology at play here?

- I refer to yours.
- I got the reference, thank you.

Speaking as an enormously
unlikable person...

...I find it difficult
to maintain grudges...

...against all those
who wanna kill me, don't you?

Yes. You'll perhaps find
that witty comeback in your office.

He's got a motion for costs,
for sanctions.

He's ordered a transcript
to read to the judge what you said.

- Good. I won't have to try to remember.
- Damn it, you're way out of line.

This woman lost a husband.

You're asking her about her sex life,
her perfume.

- I know what I'm doing.
- Which is?

- It'll come to me.
- That lawyer is gonna pick you apart...

- ...in court tomorrow.
- Let him try. Denny Crane.

Listen to me.
Do you know why I was brought here?

The firm thinks that you are
becoming a liability.

They wanted me to control you.

Who thinks I'm a liability?

It doesn't matter.

Who?

Denny, where you were once
something to aspire to...

...you're now becoming
something to parody.

You walk around saying
"Denny crane. Denny crane."

Like it's supposed to intimidate
or conjure up awe.

You're a complete joke.

If that gets me fired, so be it.
I'm saying it just the same.

You know why?

Because I love you.

I adore you.

But it hurts to see you
deteriorating into a...

Get the hell out of my office.

- You didn't have to get me a room.
- I didn't. You're staying in my place.

- I beg your pardon?
- I won't get fresh.

- You live in a hotel?
- I do.

What happened
to your big grotesque house...

...with your more grotesque pool and
your even more grotesque rumpus room?

I sold it.

I require a lot of fresh towels
and nightly turndown service.

Why would you live in a...?

Oh, I see. The comfort of being able
to check out on a whim.

You know,
as much as you've explained it...

...you've never really explained it.

I demand only one thing
in a relationship, Christine:

That I remain utterly alone.

- Nice out, Alan.
- I'm sorry?

Even in conversation,
you always have a nice out.

I did my best to control him.

And the other attorney
brought a motion for sanctions?

- Which he wants to argue himself.
- Oh, my God.

We count on you to help prevent
these kinds of situations, Brad.

Paul, I'm a relatively junior partner.
What exactly do you expect me to do?

- If that man gets up in open court...
- Excuse me.

The man can still handle himself
in court.

Oh, please. The only possible good
that could come from his...

Is he adamant
about arguing this himself?

- I'm afraid so.
- Well...

...I guess we can't say no.
His name is still first on the letterhead.

Let him argue.

We're up early.

I've been up since 6, actually.

I've been waiting for you to get up
so I could say goodbye.

There's a cab outside waiting.

- Your flight's at 11.
- I'm going to the airport early.

Ridge upped the security
to level mauve.

- Let me drive you.
- No.

I'd... I'd prefer to...

Thank you for getting me out.

For forgiving me.

Well, that's it, creep.

Better go.

Call me when you land.

- I just think I should argue it.
- Why? So you can control me?

- Nobody controls me.
- You're the subject of the hearing.

- I have more objectivity...
- I'll argue the motion.

When Denny Crane gets attacked,
he stands up for himself.

I don't need you or anybody else
controlling or protecting me.

- You're not going to court in this state.
- Brad, you can join me or not.

Your choice.

What's going on?

- He still plans to argue it himself.
- The partners said let him.

- I know. But I thought...
- You know why they're saying let him?

A public debacle on record
is just what they need...

...to convince the full partnership
to broom him.

- What?
- Yeah. They want him to self-destruct.

They obviously think losing a few clients
is worth losing him.

You cannot let him argue this motion.

You're her guardian and she slept
in your hotel room last night.

You see, you get upset
when I don't tell you things...

...but then when I do...

She's gone to chicago. It's had...

- It's not about her.
- Excellent. Then...?

- It's us. Is there an us?
- Sally, I know this seems difficult.

You know what?
You know what would be fun?

Can we go shopping for shoes?
Or a new dress?

Something revealing
for the office party.

Soft but tight.

Alan.

- What are you doing here?
- My flight was canceled.

I thought you might feel like
an early lunch.

Christine Pauley, Sally Heep.

- Hi. It's nice to meet you.
- Hi.

- Your flight was canceled?
- I'm rescheduled at 4:30.

This is why I've refused to fly
for the past two years.

That and I've been locked up.
So can I steal you for lunch?

- Actually, no. We were just about to...
- It's okay, really.

Very nice to meet you.

Maybe I shouldn't have come.

Truth is, you weren't my first choice
for lunch.

I called a few friends. Everyone
seems to need some distance.

It was all like, "Oh, christine.
How nice to hear from you."

You're smart enough to expect that.

Never got it from you.

- Are you and Sally...?
- We're seeing each other.

- She seemed nice.
- She is.

- Certainly attractive.
- There's that.

Well, it'll be easier
when I get to Chicago.

- Easier to start over there, I think.
- I agree.

Yeah.

So lunch?

On your next visit.

Well, goodbye again.

Goodbye, Christine.

Denny, some of the partners
are coming to watch the motion.

And not in support.
They're hoping you crash.

They wanna be able to say, "It's time
to take Denny crane out of the game."

What game?

I don't know whether he was trying
to humiliate her or hit on her.

It wasn't clear. What was clear
was the indecency of it.

This is what lawyering
has degenerated to.

Carrie Lansing lost her husband,
he's probing her about her sex life.

It was a blatant abuse of our process.

It was an embarrassment
to the integrity of our profession.

This attorney should be
sanctioned severely, Your Honor.

A message has to be sent to the bar...

...that our bar is raised higher
than an episode of reality television.

Denny Crane demeaned Carrie Lansing,
he demeaned our court system...

...and he should be dealt with.

- Mr. Crane?
- Denny, I have a good feel for this.

- Can I take it?
- I'll take it.

This is pretty powerful stuff.

I can see Mr. Ripley's
a very powerful man.

And that's a big thing with lawyers,
isn't it? Power.

Fear of feeling weak.

I've seen it before with attorneys
coming up against Denny Crane.

They jump and stomp
and shake their fists...

...and bellow with impassioned rage.

Makes quite a demonstration.

When you cut through the merits,
this lady...

...has alleged in her complaint
loss of consortium.

Legal terms meaning
sex and affection.

And if she's enjoying sex and affection,
it's relevant, it's a mitigating factor.

I'm entitled to explore it.

Mr. Ripley may not like it,
but it's legitimate.

And, I may add, that I conducted
my probe in the relative privacy...

...of a closed conference room.

Mr. Powerful Man made it
much more public...

...with his impassioned chest-thumping
in a courtroom.

- I object.
- Go on, pound the table.

I'll tell you what I object to.

We have an offer on the table
that you so love to pound.

One I can't discuss because
the settlement talks are sealed.

Suffice to say, it is on the high side.
The extreme high side...

...considering the fact
that liability is not certain.

Mr. Lansing had
a preexisting heart condition.

But instead of taking the offer, powerful
guys like Mr. Ripley wanna go to trial.

Why? Because I'm the opponent.

It's a coup to beat the big guy.

Well, what if you don't?

You demean the profession,
Mr. Powerful Guy.

You're using your client
to get a notch.

You're making carrie Lansing go through
the ordeal of a trial for your own ego.

- Objection.
- You may lose. Then she gets nothing.

- Objection. Objection.
- But if you're loud, forceful...

...and strong enough,
she may never realize you blew it.

- Brad?
- Funny.

You'd like me to feel threatened,
wouldn't you?

I may not be able to talk as fast...

...but my tongue
is certainly more versatile.

You disapprove of me.

And that warms my cockles.

- I'm afraid something's come up.
- Don't tell me...

Her flight left an hour ago. She's gone.
So shopping...

Maybe not shoes. But something...

...slippery to perhaps slide out of later.

I'm not that easy.

Well, I am.

Do you feel responsible
for her being in there?

- I certainly was a precipitating factor.
- Is she well now?

I think so.

But perhaps I'm inclined
to believe that.

You might value my latitude
on these matters a little more fully...

...on the day you try to kill me.

I miss you.

I have a friend who has
this amazing house in Vermont.

Maybe for Columbus weekend
we could sneak up there.

I love Vermont.

Would you allow me to cover
your body in maple syrup?

Excuse me.

- Where does she stay?
- I have no idea.

- I wouldn't know where to look.
- She knows where to look for you.

- Alan, she's stalking you.
- She's not...

Crazy? She tried to kill you,
she was institutionalized...

...now she's out
and she's stalking you.

- You said you were her legal guardian.
- It's a technicality.

- You can have her re-committed.
- She hasn't done anything to warrant it.

At least you could
get a restraining order.

- There's nothing to warrant that either.
- Do you really wanna wait till there is?

Brad, you hear? He won the motion
and settled the case.

You must be disappointed.

I know what you were
hoping for, Paul.

Let me tell you something, my friend.

I have loved and admired Denny Crane
a lot longer than you have.

We all want him to be great.

If you loved him, you wouldn't have
wanted his demise to be public.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Plaintiff lost his motion for sanctions,
accepted our offer.

Case is over. Settled. Done.

I heard.

Denny, you did an incredible job.

You turned his own client
against him in there.

Is that what you think?

Am I now to put stock
in what you think?

- I just came here to congratulate you.
- I don't need your praise.

Hardware, trunks full of praise.

- Denny...
- I want your respect.

I'm senior partner.
Respect goes with the job.

Not to mention I've earned it.

I've earned it.

Don't you think...

...I feel the wagons circling?

Now comes the plaintiff here and after
the alleges and charges as follows:

Count one, on September 11 th
in the year of our...

I am so, so sorry.
I came to see you last night...

Why did you not go to Chicago?

I decided to collect a few letters
of recommendation before I leave.

- If I'm going...
- You could by phone.

I could, and I plan to.

But Bernie Levinson, senior partner
at my old firm, insists on meeting me.

Evidently he wants to be sure
I'm not nuts.

So I'm seeing him at 2,
I fly out at 6.

All right. So why'd you come
to find me last night?

You weren't picking up your cell.
And...

Alan, I'm so sorry. I had no idea
you were on a date.

I shouldn't have come at all.
I realized that.

I left as soon as I saw
the expression on your face.

And I truly, truly apologize.

I have to be honest, Christine.
It scared...

...the hell out of me.

Believe me, if I had thought
for a second that you were on a date...

- Sally. Is it serious?
- I really don't wanna talk about it.

May I ask why not?

We're friends, are we not?
Good friends.

It's only natural for us to discuss
our lives with each other.

- I really don't wanna talk about it.
- Are you embarrassed?

Is this just some young thing
you like to screw?

Dinner and a quickie?
Something casual?

I'm sorry.
That was inappropriate. I...

Maybe I still do get pangs.

Anyway, I again apologize
for just showing up last night.

I think I will leave
before this gets awkward.

Why don't we rent a nice restaurant
for these things?

Because it's all about
impressing the clients.

They like to know that inflated fees
buy fancy offices.

- Hey, how you doing?
- Brad, just talking about you.

Okay, we weren't.

Sally, would you dance with me?
Oh, that's right. You're with big AI.

- Tara?
- I'd love to.

They make a lovely couple. And he's got
a nice tight ass, don't you think?

You think?

- Christine?
- Something's come up.

Nothing bad. It's great, actually.

But I think I better discuss it with you
in person. Can I steal two minutes?

I'm at a party. Can you tell me
about it over the phone?

I'd really prefer to do it in person.

Congratulations.

- Denny, I...
- I accept your congratulations.

Don't linger like we're friends.

We used to be friends.

We used to sit out on balconies
at night as kids...

...and criticize each other's
openings and closings.

Remember those days, Denny?

When we were open to each other's
criticism and candor?

"Open" is a funny choice of word.

You a out-in-the-open
sort of fellow, Paul?

You know exactly
what sort of fellow I am.

I'm still a good lawyer.

Yes, you are.

You remember Muhammad Ali's
last fight?

We had ringside seats. He lost
so pathetically to Larry Holmes.

We were so crushed.

The tragedy that night, Denny,
wasn't that he couldn't still box.

He could. The tragedy was...

...that he still thought he was Ali.

You're a good lawyer, my friend.

You're just not Denny crane.

Hanging out with all your friends?

- Whoever designed women's shoes...
- May I?

Nothing personal. It's a fetish.

Your fingers are so...

Yes, thank you.

My uncle was a butcher.

Don't you think
Sally might object to this?

We're non-exclusive
when it comes to feet.

Oh, dear. You have a bunion.

Did you come in here for something?

Why are you counseling Sally
to distance herself from me?

There are happily-ever-after guys
and those who leave girls in a heap.

And I can tell the difference.

- You speak from personal experience?
- That's private.

Then perhaps I should get to know you
better and ask again.

And I'd love to.

But right now, I'm going
to go dance with Sally.

This is nice.

I know a cozy little photocopying
machine we could adjourn to.

- You're expecting a visitor, remember?
- She said it would take two minutes.

She's beautiful.

- Excuse me?
- She's here.

And she's beautiful.

Time me. Two minutes.

- Christine, you look stunning.
- I knew you were having a fancy party.

I didn't wanna appear conspicuous,
so I threw something on.

I see. And what did you
wanna talk about?

- Well, can we go to your office?
- I'd prefer not.

Being that I just showed up
at your date...

...I didn't want you to think
I was following you.

What have you come
to talk about, Christine?

My meeting with Bernie Levinson
went incredibly well.

And, well, he's rehired me.
I can start as soon as Monday.

Can you believe it?

- What about Chicago?
- The truth is...

...I think I have a better chance
at achieving normalcy in Boston.

I called Dr. Gill. He agreed
the less change, the better.

- I can see him as an outpatient and...
- Your guardians are in Illinois.

I was released to you
in Massachusetts.

I was afraid you'd freak
if I told you this on the phone...

...or if you just ran into me
at the courthouse.

This is why I wanted
to give you the news in person.

Okay.

It's truly fantastic news...

...isn't it, Alan?

- I got my old job back.
- Yes.

It is.

Next on Boston Legal:

She got assigned to this case
because I'm on it.

- It's just coincidence, your first case...?
- It's a preposterous coincidence.

You have no business trying...

- How sad you can't be happy for me.
- I'm not happy.

The lawyer who got the TRO
says he's your son.

- He just keeps on saying his name.
- Donny Crane. Donny Crane.

- Donny Crane.
- Denny Crane.

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