All language subtitles for Bless This Mess s02e18_English

-Are you nervous?
-Oh, my God! Where --

No, no, no. You ready?
Just right here.

Okay.Stay there.

Alright.
Open your eyes!

Happy birthday!

-[ Laughs ]
-It's our farm of the future!

Oh, my gosh! Honey!

This is unbelievable!

It's your plan
to renovate the farm.

Honey, you have
everything.

You've got the hoop barnI want to build.
Yep.

Oh, wow!How did you do this?

Oh, I didn't do it.

Just a-a very combative
woman on Etsy did.

But yeah.Oh, that's great.

I got you a giftfrom the gas station.

The men's bathroom key.

[ Both gasp ]Happy birthday, Young Mike.

Ohh. Rudy! That's so thoughtful.Thank you.

Just curious. Whose giftdo you like better?

Mm.
Uh...

You know,
they're both wonderful.

Stop wasting my time.Pick.

Rio -- Rio's is nicer.

Thank you.
Yeah.

You ungrateful
son of a bitch.

Oh, well --Okay. Well, alright.

Well, this is it.
This is the plan.

I know.I just got to run itby my folks,

make sure they approve.Yeah.

You know, it's been inthe family for generations.

I mean, they're all
the way in St. Louis,

and they never come to
visit us or anything,

which is --[ Knock on door ]

Together: Happy birthday!

[ Laughs ]Oh, my God! Mom! Dad!

[ Laughter ]And Matt!

-Ohh!
-Ohh!

Oh, Michael.

Look at me.

[ Chuckles ]

Happy birthday.

Oh, thank you, Dad.

Look at me!

Happy birthday, Michael.

-Aww.
-Thank you, Mom.

Brother, look at me.
Hey, happy birthday.

[ Both laugh, smooch ]

-Oh, I missed you.
-Ohh!

Yeah, yeah.
Look at me again.

So much eye contact.

Happy birthday!

Ohh![ Laughter ]

So -- So warm.

-Ohh!
-Ohh.

Happy.I'm a child of divorce.

--Captions by VITAC--

♪♪

Okay,
they are unpacking.

Oh, good. Good.I just can't believe
they're here.

Honey!
I know!

I just love my family
so much.

I know. I feel like
I've witnessed

more hugging today

than I have in my entire
childhood. [ Chuckles ]

Gosh, I just hope thatthey're not disappointed

when they find out the plansfor the farm, you know?

Oh, they're gonna --It's just a very specialplace

for them, too, you know?No, I know that.

[ Oven timer dings ]Doth mine nose

smell pizza bagels?

Ohh!Look at this hound dog!

[ Laughs ]
Wow! Yeah,this is Michael's...

Wow.
...favorite
childhood snack, right?

Welp, you can wash those babiesdown with a Natty Cuke.

What?
It's a new cucumber
low-cal soft drink

that my company's
launching.

Check this out.

I'm excited!Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's delicious.Prepare to have your mind blown.

Mm.
Oh, yeah.Looks thick.

Ho-cha-cha-cha.

That is -- [ Grunts ]
It's m--

There's milk --

Is -- It's milkier
than I, uh, expected?

Thank you so much.

-Ah!
-That is so cool.

That's great.
You okay, Dad?

Uh, oh, yeah.

It's just, you know,
having everybody here,

I just --
I'm so damn happy.

[ Laughing ] Ohh!Aww.

Happy birthday,
buddy.

Oh, thanks.Look at that.

Come here.
Just...

Both: I love you.

[ Both laugh ]

Oh, I love you, Michael.[ Gasps ] Oh, Mom.

Aww, I love you,
brother.

-Good! Ohh.
-There. Get in here, Matty.

I love you guys
so much.

-Ow!
-Oh, is my hug okay?

Uh, just kind of hurt
my neck a little bit.Oh.

Oh, I did?
Yeah. That's okay.

It's an old injury.Totally.Oh!

It had nothing to do
with you.Ice it.
Sorry.

Oh, Mike, uh,
Rio had a great idea.

Oh, I did have
a good idea. Um, I just --

I got this photo of you guys,
um, back in the day.

-Oh, that's us!
-It was Mike's 5th birthday.

Rudy had too much frosting
on his hands and dropped him.

Look at Rudy.

What?[ Laughs ]Oh, my God!

He's like a ripped
glass of milk.Right?

Oh, that's you.This is just an idea,

that we could, like,
re-create this photo.

[ Laughs ]That's you.

Oh, you want to
re-create it?!Um, tomorrow. Yeah.

And, obviously,
Maggie's not here,

so I thought maybe
I can play Maggie.

Mnh.
What?

It's a family photo.

Hmm.
Oh.

Oh, yeah. Duh.

Yeah, I didn't eventhink about it like that. Yeah.

Of course you can be in it.
Oh!

[ Laughter ]

-She walked right into that one!-Oh, so good!

-Has this guy got it or what?
-Ahh! Just great.

Ohh.Martin: I owe you one.

[ Laughs ][ Laughs ] Oh.

Okay.

[ Cash register dings,
drawer closes ]

Wait, is that for me?

Yeah, you -- you told me
to buy it for you.

I also told you
to surprise me.

Whatever.

I'll still marry you.Oh.

Oh, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!

[ Taps on counter ]
Hey! Stop it!

No! Take it outside.

We're engaged now. We can
make out wherever we want.

I'm sorry, Brandon.

I know it's really difficultto watch two people in love

when you're lonely
and single.

Okay, it's not
about that, alright?

This is a place of business.
-Sure.

You can't just belicking each other in here.

No. No, no, no.We just talked abo--

No, no, no, no.

Hey, uh, enough, enough!

Come on, now, Janine, Jacob.

Come on,
get on out of here.

[ Bell jingles ]Alright, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

I hate to say it,but I really am jealous of them.

I just want
what they have.

I mean, not exactly
what they have.

That was yucky.
But, like...

You just have to get on...
"the net."

Constance: Mm?Okay.I'm on all the apps.

Mmkay.The other day, I almosthad a date in Nevada,

but I wasn't surethe RV would make it.

You were gonna show up
in the RV?

Why don't you just bringa human head while you're at it?

I mean, I would get
into an RV with a man,

but I know
I'd never come out.

No, there's got to be someone
on here that you can date.

Mm-hmm.You know, there's gotta be.

[ Keys clacking ]Come on.

Look, what about her?
Look.

She's butt-naked on a Lambo.

[ Chuckles ]No, that's Clara.

Eh.Sometimes I catfish.

Meow, meow.

Glub, glub.
Mm-hmm.

[ Whispering ]
That's a catfish.

That's a catfish. She got melike five times already.

I did! I couldn't believe
it kept happening.

Mike:
Well, it took me a while,

but once I got the feed
conversion ratio right...Yeah.

...these hens startedcranking out eggs

faster than we couldsell them.

Wow![ Laughs ]

You've done marvelously.

This farm is your canvas,
and you are Picasso.

Actually, you're better
than Picasso

'cause you don't
date teenagers.

Thanks, Dad.

Wait till you see
his plans for the future.

-[ Laughing ] Ohh!
-Whoa!

-Right.
-Oh.

So, as you can see,what I'm thinking about doing

is tearing
that shed down...

Yeah....and putting ina hoop barn.

And I just -- I hope I haveeveryone's blessing.

You're more than a farmer,
my friend.

You are a visionary,

and you won't
let us down, son.

You are going to execute this
to perfection.

-Ah.
-[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

What did y'all do?

We just changed
your pictures.

We Photoshopped out
the RV,

and we made your smilelook normal.

And I messaged a lot of
beautiful ladies for you.

"Hey, girl,

you're sweeter than honey."Yeah.

With a picture of
Winnie the Pooh

eating honey off his paw.So cute.

Okay, that is super lame.

Oh, my God, it worked.

Oh, look![ Gasps ]

I got you a date,
honey.

Look at that -- Oh!
Look at that bitch.Okay. She --

She describes herselfas a "fun weirdo."
Oh.

Mm-hmm.[ Gasps ]

Oh, and she has a pictureof herself with Jeff Goldblum!

Wow.He does not do thatfor just anyone.

He does not.
And she plays Minecraft?!

Whoa, this might
be my wife.What -- W--

Yes!Uh, uh, honey, honey, honey.

You take
the police cruiser

and go sweep her
off her feet.

Okay. Wait.

But is taking a police car
better than the RV?

[ Stammers ] Yes!Hurry up! Just go!

Get that ass.

Okay.
Get that ass.

I would get in
Jeff Goldblum's RV.

Must feel very satisfying
to have, you know,

your whole family kind of
stand by you, love your plan.

Yeah, yeah,
I liked it a lot.

I mean, obviously, I have toscrap the whole plan now.

What do you mean?Well, you heardhow much they loved it.

The weight of that pressure

makes me feel likewhatever we do on this farm

has to be
absolutely perfect,

or I'm gonna completelylet them down.

Anything that you do,

they're gonna be
so proud of you.

You know,
it's like your dad --

he, like, takes one of those
cucumber sodas of Matt's

and he just chugs it
without flinching.

Yeah.
Like --[ Imitates explosion, chuckles ]

Well, what -- Wait.Why would he flinch?

Because it's -- it ta--

It's terr--
It's a horrible drink.

I mean,
you get that, right?

It tastes --Well, I didn't love it,but I don't like cucumber.

But do you -- Wait,do you think my parents

were faking their reaction?
No, it -- It t--

Yes!
'Cause they --My family's not like that.

They're -- They're honest
people, you know?

Very, very honest.

That soda tastes
like pure ass.

It did taste like --like baby burps, and I don't --

-Aah!
-Oh, my God!

-Ohh!
-Rudy?

Whoops.I'm so sorry!

We were just getting ready
for the photo tomorrow.

Really exciting.
We got our props.

The one thing we're
curious about is...

The ta-- Yeah....this table.

Do you knowwhere this table is?

Do you know where
this table is?Just here in the photo?

Are you okay?No, I have no memory

of that table whatsoever.

Ask me again,
I'll say the same thing.

Okay. Like, do you know where
the table is, or...?

You keep asking me
about things I don't
know anything about.

It's starting to
piss me off!

Okay, whoa, whoa,
hey, hey, hey.

My mother told uswhat happened on that day,

so you don't need
to be embarrassed.Oh, yeah.

We laugh about that.Oh, 'cause of the --
[ Laughs ] Yeah.

Yeah.
You laugh at us?

Yeah.That's kind of rude.
I tried my best.

Your mom is not an easy woman
to please sexually.

[ Chicken clucking ]

[ Theresa bleats ]

I'm sorry? You --You laid with my mom?

Yes, on the table.

What story were you
talking about?

Oh, my --We were j--

We were talking about
when you got, uh...

Oh, my God!...cake frosting on your hand

and you were holding
Baby Mike and --

and he fell,
and that's...

Oh, that story.
[ Laughs ]

Memories.

[ Laughs ]
Oh, God.

This was all a dream.Oh -- Oh, God.

This was a dream. Look at me.Oh, my God. Uh...

Yeah, that doesn't work.Look at me.

This was all a dream.
Mike!

Rio: Hey. Hey, sweetie.

Oh.

♪ Happy birthday
to you, my love ♪

Thank you.

♪ You did not sleep welllast ni-ight ♪

I did not sleep a ton...I know.

...but, you know,
whatever.

I got a birthday
5K to run, so...

So, every birthday,you have to do a 5K?

Oh, yeah, ev--
It's mandatory.

Always a 5K birthday run.[ Sighs ]

I want to
tell you something.

I feel for you right now.And I'm here for you.

I'm just pouring love to you,and I want you to know,

you know, all this, like,deep family secrets stuff,

these betrayalsand things like that --

I-I understand that.

That's some --
That's some classic

Levine family shenanigans.Hmm.

And I'm kind of like,"Hold up."

Like, "Do we really want togo on a 5K right now?"

Mnh-mnh."Or do we want to go intothe living room

and just havea little family talk?"

You know?Listen, we're never,
ever talking about that.

We're gonna bottle that
right up,

seal it with duct tape,

bury it in
a 20-foot-deep hole.

You got to promise me. This is
what I want for my birthday.

This stays secret.

Well, I got you the farm modelfor your birthday.

Okay, then, I guessI'm requesting a second present.

I got -- I also
got you a vest.

Could I return the vest
for this favor?

Okay, I will do it becauseyou are the birthday boy

and because this is your familyand I respect that.

Okay?
Okay.

I do have one questionfor you, if I may.

I'm not Rudy's son.

I -- We took a DNA test
last year for Christmas...Oh.

...the whole family,

and we're
all in the same tree.

There's no...
Yeah.

...shrubbery
getting in there.

No, I wasn't
gonna ask that.

Okay.Um, it is what I wasgonna ask, actually.

-Okay.
-Alright.

Uh, let's get after it.
-Yeah.
-Whoo!

Whoa, somebody's full of
birthday beans!

[ Chuckles ]Yeah.

Michael, Michael,
look at me.

Why aren't you
looking at me?

Martin: Michael,
look at your mother.

-Dude, look at Mom.
-Look at me.

I am, I am, I am,
I am, I am.

Happy birthday.
Ohh.

I love you.

-Isn't that sweet?
-Thank you.

-That's sweet.
-[ Smooches ]

[ Laughs ]I love you, too, son.

Mm.

If there's ever anythingyou want to talk about, just --

Okay. You know what?

Hey, look, birthday run started!Let's do it!

Point out local wildlife
if you see it!

You play Minecraft?Mm-hmm.

Wow. I didn't get a gamer vibefrom your profile.

Yeah, no, my profile's
all over the place.

Lot of cooks
in the kitchen.

You know how it is.

Not really.

[ Cellphone chiming ]Oh! Sorry.

Blowing up.

Hmm.

Hmm.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Are you crazy?

What are you doing here?You haven't been returningmy phone calls.

I made a man's profile online
and messaged your date.

The name's Diego Loco.

And she te gusta.

And she agreed to
go out with Diego

while she was on
a date with you.

She's not serious
about you!

Of course she's not
serious about me.

We just met.

I'm gonna
go back in there.

I'm gonna finish my date.
And, you, drive my house home.

Please!

And Diego Loco?

That's racist.

[ Sighs ] Sorry.Running around out there.

I just paid.

Okay. Uh, well,I'll get the next one.

Let's keep this
thing going.

Oh, cool. Yeah.Where should we go? [ Chuckles ]

That gross RV, where you
just took a secret meeting?

Don't abduct me.

[ Cellphone beeps ]I'm filming you.

All my friends on Minecraft
know I'm here,

and they will hunt you down
and make a podcast about you!

O-Okay, well -- well, myfriends on Minecraft

will say something
different!

They'll say I was a quiet guywho kept to himself!

[ All panting ]

I just followed a little bunny
for like a half a mile.

It was awesome!

Had a good run.Oh, yeah.

Hey, Michael,
you're phenomenal.

You're like
a human gazelle.

How do you run so fast?[ Chuckles ]

You know, I just imagined
I was being chased

by something scary
I didn't want to confront.

Hey!
Oh, hey!
Go, Rio!

Oh, God. [ Panting ]

Thank God you guys stop
every mile to do push-ups.

Otherwise, you would
have lapped me.Yeah.

Matt:
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

-Holy smokes! It's Rudy!
-What?

-Rudy!
-Hey!
-Oh, for...

-Hey, you!
-Oh, boy.

-There it is.
-Really good to see you.

Rio: Oh, man, she's reallytouching his face. Look at her.

Oh, boy.Just caressing him.

Oh, my goodness.

-[ Laughs ]
-Yeah.

The -- The --
The chemistry's undeniable.

It's undeniable, right?Aah.

Oh! Now that we have Rudy,let's take that photo!

That's a great idea.Yeah. Okay.

We'll get cleaned up.Yeah, great idea.

Great.
We'll clean up.

You get it done,
and you move forward.

I'm sorry. I know this isuncomfortable for all of us.

If I couldgo back in time and only

make love to your motherwith my hands, I would.

Cut it out.Rudy.

Sorry.Cut it out.

I'm sorry.You're on very thin ice.

Okay, okay,
let's take this picture.

Good.Have a little fun.

Oh, Rio,
you look amazing!Time to have fun
and take this picture.

I mean, you even have
Maggie's nervous energy.

[ Laughs ]Yes, well, that's me.

I'm -- [ Laughs nervously ]I'm Maggie!

-Okay.
-I'm freaking out.

Okay, coming in.

Watch your toes, everybody.

-That's our kitchen table.
-That's the kitchen table.

Well, it turns out the table
in the picture

is actually the one you guys
eat off of every day.

How crazy is that?!

-It's --
-Oh, my God. It's...
-Right?!

Yeah.
...uh, disturbingly
crazy, yeah.

Somebody put
a nice finish on this.

This table has seen
a lot of love.

Oh, uh, let's take the picture!
Let's take the picture.Okay.

Yeah, okay.This is great.Isn't this great?

Okay, places, everyone.
[ Chuckles ]

Okay, Matthew, you're --

Yeah, you're down
in front.
Yeah.

Okay, Rudy, where were you?

Behind Maryanne.

Hey!I-It doesn't have tobe exact, though.

We could just kind of,like, wing it.

Well, actually, uh, we're tryingto re-create a photograph.

It doeshave to be exact,
or the premise collapses.

Um, Michael, can you put
your face on the table

and smoosh it around,
like a baby?

No, absolutely not.
No, no, no, no, no.Come on. Get in there.

Sweetheart, just a quick,
little smoosh.Rio: You know what?

He's not much
of a smoosher.It's easy.

You just smoosh --Oh! Dad, Dad, Dad,
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.

What?
D-Don't put
your face on there!

-Ugh!
-Look at me. Look at me!

What has gotten
into you?

Look at me.
I've got your back.

Okay, I know what
you did on this table.

Did s-something happen
on this ta--

Oh.

Oh.
Oh!

Aw, I guess we couldn't
hide it forever.

Nope. I guess
it's time you knew, son.

Di--

Y-You know about
the affair?

Oh, of course I know.
[ Chuckles ]

She's my wife.[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]Can you believe this?!

Oh, yeah, I already knew.You knew?!

Yeah, I read Mom's e-mail.
-Uh, you read my e-mail?!

Wait, you were
e-mailing about this?

The dummy
of the family knew?!

-Okay.-Who's the dummy of the family?

Okay, so, there'sa lot of new information

on the table here.[ Chuckles incredulously ]

Sorry to bring up
"table."

It meant nothing.

It was a couple of
hot nights

during the summer your fatherand I were separated.

[ Sighs ]Rio: They -- They wereseparated.

You didn't tell methat they were separated.

No, well, I couldn't
have told you that

because I had no idea
you guys were separated.

What is going on here?!

Your mother came here

when I was living
with two women in Quebec.

You were with two Canad--
At the same time?!Yes.

But I wasn't in charge.
[ Chuckles ]

We didn't tell you becausewe didn't want you to be upset.

You weren't in charge?Oh, well,
mission accomplished.

This will be the most
memorable birthday of my life.

So, thank you all so much.
I can'tbelieve you knew.

Honey, do you want meto come with you?

I'm gonna be alone!

I think Michael is mad.

Oh, is he?
Yeah.

I didn't realize that.

Thank you for that
observation, Matthew.

Uh, don't
pick on Matty.

I feel like, you know,
with all due respect

to your process
in this situation,

I do feel that you
should have told Mike.

I wanted to, but no onewould listen to me.

I knewthis was gonna happen.

-And --
-Maryanne, listen to that.

You gave birth
to Nostradamus.

-Well --
-Stop it.

This is turning intothe charades incident.

I don't know
who Mariah Carey is!

She sang "Vision of Love."
Classic.

Oh, you know who she is.

[ Maryanne and Matt vocalizing ]

Martin: But you can't do that
in charades!Now this reminds me of home.

This is a special blend
that I use with my family.

Particularly, there was this --couple Thanksgivings back,

my aunt locked herself
in the bathroom

and shaved her head.

It was, like, a whole...

She does it every year.
It's like -- [ Scoffs ]

Well, our family
never fights.

[ Sighs ]

I don't know what to do.

There's two ways to go.

You could do
what my family does,

which is to lie
and manipulate each other,

or you could just
be honest with yourself.

It feels so much better.
Be honest with everyone else.

You're right. You're right.You're right. You are so right.

I'm going totell you everything.

Oh. Okay, well --

Martin and I werein a rut romantically.

Oh.

It was like Martha Stewartand Snoop Dogg.

I mean, they had chemistry.Sure.

You know, but they
never had sex.
Sure.

So...
Mm-hmm?

...we decided to exploreour sexuality

'cause everyonewas doing that back then.

So I thought to myself,"If I am into light BDSM"...

Mm-hmm...."should I find out?"

Sure.[ Chuckles ]

So I did,and I am quite into it.

Well, we had
this canopy bed...

Okay.
...and we had thesestraps that'd hang from it.

Sure.
And, oh,

I tell you,I'm lucky to be alive.

[ Both chuckle ]

Amen to that.
Oh.

Mmm!
Ah.

Chicory, right?

Yes. Good nose.
Yeah.

I'm pretty good
with flavors.

Are you?
Yeah.

Hmm.
So, anyway,

it's pretty stressful
right now.

Yeah.
I mean,

Natty Cuke
is a slam dunk.

That's obvious.
Is it?

But, um, I spent
a ton on research.

Hmm.
Couldn't get a loan
from the bank,

so I borrowed money
from this guy Jerry.

I met him at the gym.

He loaned me all the cash,
which is great.

Oh!
But it does turn out

that he's actually
a pretty dangerous guy.

Oh.
So, it's like...

He's not dangerous
to you, though?

He's roughed me up
a couple times,

but that is only because
I've missed my payments.

Oh.
So, it's, like,

I'll try not to do that,
you know?

[ Chain saw motor revs ]

Sorry.
That's really loud.

Just let me...
Wow.

I don't know
quite what that is.

Wah! [ Grunts ]

Oh, God.

[ Grunts ]

Oh, come on!

Honey.
Ah!

Hi! You okay?

Oh, I'm great.Do you want to just
get into it

about the chain saw?

You know what? It's timeto tear down the shed...

Yes....and build the hoop barn.

It's time. Good.It's time. Yeah.

I just realized thatI've been spending my whole life

trying to beas perfect and happy

as everybody
in my family...
Yeah.

...and it's just beenso constricting.

I'm -- I'm terrifiedto make a mistake.

But [Chuckles] nowI'm, like, totally free.

Yeah.Right? All bets are off.

My dad was ina Canadian threesome.

Oh. Yeah.

And there was a guy
named Todd, I think,

up in Toronto, as well,
so that --

Hey, guys! Come over here!I want to show you something.

Oh! Honey.Come here. Come on out!

Oh. Oh, sorry.I-I love where you are
emotionally, but maybe

just put the chain saw down.Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Guys, I just --
I want to say

that I get why no onetold me about the affair --

or the threesome.Okay.

And I'm not mad.For the record,

it wasn't always
the three of us.

There were different
combinations.

Sometimes I'd just
watch from the closet.

That's probably enough details
for me going forward on that.

What I wanted to say is,
you know what, from now on,

I think we should just let go,

and I'm gonna tear
this shed down,

and I'm gonna build
a hoop barn,

and I might not get it right.

It's not gonna be perfect.

Rio: That's right.But I want to do it anyways.

No, you're not.Rio: Oh.

You're not gonna
tear down that shed.Oh.

We're all
going to do it.

-Oh! Maryanne!
-Oh, yeah!

-Sweetheart. Honey.
-Alright!

-What -- What are you...?
-Yeah!

Mike: Mom, look at me.

Give it hell.

-[ Laughing ] Yeah!
-Walls are coming down!

[ All cheer ]

Did you see that?Oh, that felt so good!

Oh, and in the spiritof truth, Matty...

Yeah?

Those Natty Cukes
are disgusting.

I'm so glad I was not
the only one thinking that.

I thought you guys said
that you really liked them.

Well, I guess my question is,
why so thick?

Um, there's eight,

um, solid organic
cucumbers in each bottle.

That's eight too many.

Guys, this is great feedback.

And it's also very in line

with what the focus groups
are saying.

Yeah.So this is perfect.

Thank you.
Love my fam.

Rio, I hope
you still love us,

even though
we have...problems.

Oh, my God.
Maryanne, if --

I -- You know what
I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna give you
my childhood journal,

and you can just
feel better

about yourselves
all around.

[ Laughter ]Trust me.

Wait, I feel like --
Bring it in?

-Oh, honey!
-Right? Is this a hug time?

-[ Chuckles ]
-Do I have the right moment?

-Yes!
-This is a hug moment, right?

I got it right?
-Honey, you're nailing it!

[ Maryanne laughs ]Oh. [ Smooches ]

Mmm! So nice
that all is forgiven.

[ Chuckles ]

Unless, of course,
it isn't.

In which case, Mike,
feel free

to take your anger out
on my body.

You know what, Rudy?We're good.

[ Chuckles ]You shined your lighton my mother

when she needed it,and I thank you for that.

God bless you.Alright, enough sweet talk.

Matt: Yeah.Let's get to

shredding some shed!Yeah!

-[ Laughs ]
-Should we shred the shed?

-Do it!
-Whoo-hoo!

-Get up!
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

Michael,
why don't you share

something about
your sexual past?

Nope.That's enough sharing.

[ Bell jingles ]Uh, hi.

I'm looking for Brandon.

I'm -- I'm Brandon.

Your sheriff ticketed mefor a busted taillight.

She said legally I had toget it fixed here....by you.

Well, let's get
that taillight fixed, then.

Okay, great.
[ Chuckles ]

Um, I-I could have swornit was fine,

and then she pulled me over,and I just -- you know, it --

Yeah, no, the sheriff 100%
did that to your car.

Why is the sheriff
in your shop?

Oh, she works here.Do you know these people?

Yeah, it's my mom.
Oh, my God.

Is this some sort of scam?
No.

Don't kidnap me.It's -- Kidnap?

No. Okay.Why would you say "kidnap"?

I'm gonna film it.No, no, no, no, don't film!

Clara: It's not a scam.
It's love.

It's love. It's love.Clara.

It's love. It's love.Clara, stop chasing her!