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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,715 --> 00:00:09,332 ♪ Kane is in the building, nigga... ♪ 2 00:00:09,334 --> 00:00:11,667 (music playing) 3 00:00:23,348 --> 00:00:26,232 ♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪ 4 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:30,736 ♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪ 5 00:00:30,738 --> 00:00:32,655 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 6 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:35,908 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪ 7 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,360 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 8 00:00:37,362 --> 00:00:40,780 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 9 00:00:40,782 --> 00:00:43,833 ♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪ 10 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:47,086 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪ 11 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:48,371 ♪ And, uh ♪ 12 00:00:48,373 --> 00:00:50,590 ♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪ 13 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:54,093 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 14 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,846 ♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪ 15 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,550 ♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪ 16 00:01:00,552 --> 00:01:03,219 ♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪ 17 00:01:03,221 --> 00:01:06,355 ♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪ 18 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:09,475 ♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is movin' kinda slow ♪ 19 00:01:09,477 --> 00:01:13,479 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪ 20 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:16,649 synced and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:18,019 --> 00:01:19,368 - (laughter) - I tell you what. 22 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,621 Now, I played with a dude... Joe knows him... 23 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:25,158 Who invested in a water park in fucking North Dakota. 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,459 (all laugh) 25 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,077 The bottom line is, whether you sign with us or not, 26 00:01:28,079 --> 00:01:31,330 never, ever invest in a water park, brother. 27 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:33,466 Well, lucky for me, I hate public pools. 28 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,500 People piss in them. 29 00:01:34,502 --> 00:01:36,502 Yeah, I can personally vouch for that. 30 00:01:38,173 --> 00:01:39,639 Hey, Spence, man, I gotta say, 31 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,474 never thought I'd see you work in a place like this, man. 32 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,925 Ah, that makes two of us, man. 33 00:01:42,927 --> 00:01:44,677 But the whole suit and tie thing kind of works for you, though. 34 00:01:44,679 --> 00:01:46,229 Well, 'cause I make it look fly, right? 35 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,897 Yeah, he was born for this job. 36 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,483 Every time we talk about annuities, he gets a boner. 37 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,734 Watch. Annuities. 38 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,102 - Don't do it. - Annuities. 39 00:01:53,104 --> 00:01:55,188 - That's dangerous. - Woman: Excuse me. 40 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:56,439 Vernon Littlefield's on the phone. 41 00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:57,740 He says it's an emergency. 42 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,025 Not now. We're with a client. 43 00:01:59,027 --> 00:02:01,527 No, it's cool. You can take it. 44 00:02:01,529 --> 00:02:03,029 No, not all. You kidding me? 45 00:02:03,031 --> 00:02:04,864 We have a sit-down with Victor Cruz. 46 00:02:04,866 --> 00:02:07,200 "El Salsero" is in the house. 47 00:02:07,202 --> 00:02:08,751 This man has a Super Bowl ring. 48 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:11,537 - Vernon can wait. - Take a message, please. 49 00:02:11,539 --> 00:02:13,956 - How is Vernon? - Never better. 50 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:15,508 Look, Vic, the bottom line is 51 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,460 you're in a position where so many people are gonna come at you 52 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:19,679 with a brilliant fucking idea 53 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,347 - on how to double your cash. - (cell phone buzzing) 54 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,099 Yeah, and we're the somebody that tells you 55 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,717 - that it's bullshit. - (buzzing stops) 56 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:27,220 Because there is nothing more important to us 57 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:28,604 than our clients. 58 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,806 (chuckles) 59 00:02:30,808 --> 00:02:32,808 (cat meowing) 60 00:02:35,063 --> 00:02:37,196 Hey, you hit Vern back yet? 61 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,482 No, we're moving forward. 62 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:41,284 Oh, come on. We've already got Ricky, 63 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,369 Victor Cruz, Jared Odrick, Woodley, 64 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,954 a lot of other guys who are flirting with us. 65 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:45,988 Why are you shaking your head? 66 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,957 That fuckin' roster is tight. 67 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,575 Not good enough for the old man. 68 00:02:49,577 --> 00:02:50,626 He's been asking for updates. 69 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,378 If he finds out we dumped Vernon, 70 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,746 he's sure as hell gonna dump us. 71 00:02:53,748 --> 00:02:55,414 Well, he didn't want me here anyway, right? 72 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:56,415 Oh, come on, Spence. 73 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:57,750 It's not just about you anymore, all right? 74 00:02:57,752 --> 00:02:59,802 We're on Anderson's radar right now, 75 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:02,672 and if we don't return in a big fucking way, we're dead. 76 00:03:02,674 --> 00:03:05,641 (cell phone buzzing) 77 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,009 (chuckles) 78 00:03:07,011 --> 00:03:08,511 You're seriously not taking Vern's call? 79 00:03:08,513 --> 00:03:10,563 No, not till he gives me my 300 back. 80 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:14,817 (buzzing continues) 81 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,902 Hey, Vern. What's up? It's Joe. 82 00:03:16,904 --> 00:03:19,739 We were just talking. We should get some dinner sometime, you know. 83 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,107 Hang... 84 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,193 Oh, yeah? What problem? 85 00:03:24,195 --> 00:03:26,112 Yeah, hold on. He wants to talk to you, man. 86 00:03:26,114 --> 00:03:27,246 Yeah, tell him to talk to Reggie. 87 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,748 It sounds urgent. He's insisting. 88 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,616 I've never heard him this pissed off. 89 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,003 Come on. 90 00:03:35,873 --> 00:03:37,957 I told you we were done. 91 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,296 What? What, what, what, what, what? 92 00:03:43,298 --> 00:03:44,847 What? What? What? 93 00:03:48,803 --> 00:03:50,386 (cell phone chimes) 94 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,478 - (music playing) - ♪ Hey ♪ 95 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,814 - ♪ Think it's a game? ♪ - ♪ Whoa... ♪ 96 00:04:01,816 --> 00:04:03,532 - (vocalizing) - ♪ Rich Homie, babe... ♪ 97 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,985 - (moaning loudly) - ♪ Walked in, 30,000 in my pocket ♪ 98 00:04:05,987 --> 00:04:09,488 ♪ Had them niggas just like, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" ♪ 99 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:12,208 ♪ $50,000 on your bitch, wanna fuck me ♪ 100 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:15,044 ♪ Got her screamin' like, "Ooh, ooh, ooh"... ♪ 101 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,997 Oh, yeah! 102 00:04:17,999 --> 00:04:19,332 Oh, you do me like this, 103 00:04:19,334 --> 00:04:22,168 you can quit your job at the Chevy dealership. 104 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:23,502 Shh. 105 00:04:23,504 --> 00:04:25,171 - Oh, yeah! - Yeah. 106 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:27,723 - (moaning) - (grunts) 107 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:31,060 I mean, it's one thing to fuck with a man's Js, but this shit... 108 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:34,096 All this can't be over a jersey number. 109 00:04:34,098 --> 00:04:35,681 What did you do, Ricky? 110 00:04:35,683 --> 00:04:38,267 I wish I knew. I wish I knew. It's mind-boggling. 111 00:04:38,269 --> 00:04:41,904 You been into some strange? 112 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,689 - That... - Tell me. 113 00:04:43,691 --> 00:04:45,441 Ain't no strange. It's about the number, all right? 114 00:04:45,443 --> 00:04:46,742 - If you're lying... - I'm not lying. 115 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,694 Any more bullshit and I'm gone, Ricky. 116 00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:52,198 Might have to call your Uncle Frank and get him involved. 117 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,034 No. Hey, Uncle Frank is crazy, okay? 118 00:04:55,036 --> 00:04:56,035 He takes things too far. 119 00:04:56,037 --> 00:04:57,837 Do not get the family involved. 120 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,004 Well, I got to do something, Bella. 121 00:04:59,006 --> 00:05:02,041 - I mean, this is bullshit. - Look, be an adult, okay? 122 00:05:02,043 --> 00:05:05,845 Just take him somewhere you can talk to him, okay? 123 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,880 - Deal with things head-on. - (scoffs) 124 00:05:07,882 --> 00:05:10,683 Yeah, sure. Maybe we can go grab some fro-yo. 125 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,718 I bet his little bitch-ass likes sprinkles. 126 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,388 Look, he's just young and reckless like you were. 127 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:17,356 Okay? Try building a rapport. 128 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:20,109 Do you even know where Alonzo's from? 129 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,694 That I do, actually. 130 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,362 Good. Build on that. 131 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,948 Bring him someplace you can find some common ground. 132 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,073 - Hey, Brett. - Yo. 133 00:05:34,075 --> 00:05:35,624 How much for the Lambo? 134 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,910 For Ricky Jerret or anybody else? 135 00:05:37,912 --> 00:05:39,412 - (laughs) - Come on. 136 00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:41,831 (imitates engine revving) 137 00:05:44,001 --> 00:05:46,585 - The bitch wants paper. - Who is she? 138 00:05:46,587 --> 00:05:47,720 She won't give us her name. 139 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,255 But she says she got pictures of me 140 00:05:49,257 --> 00:05:50,756 smoking weed with naked hookers. 141 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:52,725 - Were you? - I don't think they were pros. 142 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,643 I mean, nobody asked for cash. 143 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:56,262 That's about to change. 144 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:58,264 Jason: Vernon, buddy, what were you thinking? 145 00:05:58,266 --> 00:06:00,065 Man, these girls was bangin'. 146 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:02,351 And the weed was smelling so fucking good, I... 147 00:06:02,353 --> 00:06:03,769 It was a party. 148 00:06:03,771 --> 00:06:05,154 It was your fucking party, Spencer. 149 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,322 Joe: Uh, uh, no, no. 150 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,990 That was a corporate event. 151 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,326 Vernon, you're in the program now. 152 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,777 You got priors. 153 00:06:11,779 --> 00:06:13,612 We've talked about you becoming one of the greatest 154 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:15,698 defensive players of all time like Ray Lewis. 155 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,083 You want that to happen, you can't keep doing this shit. 156 00:06:18,085 --> 00:06:19,452 I just use the weed for pain management. 157 00:06:19,454 --> 00:06:22,505 - You're not even injured. - I got emotional pain. 158 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,673 Jason: Look, if Dallas sees photos of you on the Internet 159 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,208 smoking weed with hookers, 160 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:28,294 they're gonna kill your deal, all right? 161 00:06:28,296 --> 00:06:30,129 Joe: We're not trying to jump down your throat here, 162 00:06:30,131 --> 00:06:32,097 but it's like there's a lot of money at stake, you know? 163 00:06:32,099 --> 00:06:33,215 You gotta start thinking about this. 164 00:06:33,217 --> 00:06:35,434 The position you're in now, you become a target. 165 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,854 And this is what happens when you are fuckin' awesome at your job. 166 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,140 All right. How much does she want? 167 00:06:41,142 --> 00:06:44,310 She didn't say. Told us to call her lawyer. 168 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:46,812 Maximo Gomez. Man, this is straight-up blackmail. 169 00:06:46,814 --> 00:06:48,697 Joe: No, not necessarily. 170 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:49,782 They were both guests at the party, 171 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,567 so there's no expectation of privacy. 172 00:06:51,569 --> 00:06:53,068 She hasn't named a number yet. 173 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,987 Vernon can't stop her from publishing the photos. 174 00:06:54,989 --> 00:06:57,323 And did you just pull this out of your ass or what? 175 00:06:57,325 --> 00:06:59,825 I might have studied law at FIU. 176 00:06:59,827 --> 00:07:02,294 Spencer: Joey Krutel has his law degree. 177 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,129 Top third in my class. 178 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:05,798 Listen, man, so, yo, what are we gonna do? 179 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,299 You got all the answers, Reggie. 180 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,751 Why don't you tell us what we're gonna do? 181 00:07:08,753 --> 00:07:11,253 The fuck I look like? Wikipedia? 182 00:07:11,255 --> 00:07:12,972 Listen, man, it's time to put the personal shit aside 183 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,390 and rally around Vernon. 184 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:17,393 It's time to be one. The dream team, baby. 185 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,178 - Dream team. - Dream team. 186 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,764 (cell phone buzzes) 187 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:24,350 Hello. Mr. Gomez? 188 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:26,769 - Why you trying to fuck with me, man? - No, uh... mm-mm. 189 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:29,989 (sighs) 190 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,024 - Maximo Gomez? - Yes, it is. 191 00:07:32,026 --> 00:07:33,943 Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to? 192 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:35,744 Spencer Strasmore. What the fuck do you want? 193 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,530 (laughs) You're Vernon's attorney? 194 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:39,031 His financial manager. 195 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:41,000 Glad to see he tapped the right man for the job. 196 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,954 My client has plans to sell some photographs of your client. 197 00:07:44,956 --> 00:07:48,257 She'd like to offer Vernon right of first refusal. 198 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:51,427 Well, I gotta see what I'm buying first. 199 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,764 (cell phone chimes) 200 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,639 - What do you want? - Why don't you come in? We'll discuss pricing. 201 00:08:03,641 --> 00:08:05,558 I'll have my secretary text you the address. 202 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,197 Yeah, this one. She was sweet. 203 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:14,567 Man, Spence, this ain't right. 204 00:08:14,569 --> 00:08:16,151 I ain't paying her shit. 205 00:08:16,153 --> 00:08:18,621 - We ain't paying her shit. Just what he said. - Nothing. 206 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,823 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down from now on. 207 00:08:20,825 --> 00:08:22,575 Anything that has to do with contracts, 208 00:08:22,577 --> 00:08:24,076 Jason's gonna handle. 209 00:08:24,078 --> 00:08:26,745 Anything that has to do with finances, Joe's gonna handle. 210 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:31,333 And everything else in between like this, I'm gonna handle. 211 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,720 Okay, so then, uh, what can I do? 212 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:37,506 What can you do? I'll tell you what you can do, Reggie. 213 00:08:37,508 --> 00:08:39,174 You see that beautiful girl right there? 214 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,228 Yeah. 215 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:45,648 Get her number for me. 216 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,933 ♪ I give you tender fun ♪ 217 00:08:47,935 --> 00:08:49,602 ♪ A natural high ♪ 218 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:52,354 ♪ Here, I'm talkin, what? ♪ 219 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:54,023 'Zo. What up? 220 00:08:54,025 --> 00:08:55,407 Glad you could make it, man. 221 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,109 Yeah, man. You had me at "titty bar." 222 00:08:57,111 --> 00:08:59,912 - Yeah, I'm sure. - This is my little brother Julius. 223 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,115 - All right. - This is my big brother Dwayne. 224 00:09:03,117 --> 00:09:05,751 This is my half-brother Derrick. 225 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,419 That's my cousin Troy. 226 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,588 You the guy that tapped my Auntie Kara? 227 00:09:13,294 --> 00:09:16,929 Cool, you, uh, brought your entire family. 228 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,632 Yeah, man. You covering the back room, too, right? 229 00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:21,433 Oh, wait, now. You fucked up my baby. 230 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,353 You fucked my moms. 231 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,139 Wait. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. 232 00:09:27,141 --> 00:09:29,308 Yes. Yes, I did, okay? 233 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:32,111 Unknowingly, though. That's the God's honest truth. 234 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:35,731 Look, we just left your car there, man. 235 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:37,282 Someone must have come along and fucked with it. 236 00:09:37,284 --> 00:09:40,285 - Who... who... who's "we"? - Me. 237 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:41,704 Some of the guys. 238 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,623 Look, they have a wonderful lunch buffet. 239 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,908 All right? All you can eat. 240 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:48,327 We can sit down, talk like men. 241 00:09:48,329 --> 00:09:50,996 Nah. I ain't here for the pot roast. 242 00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:53,165 Hey, babe. 243 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:55,000 He's buying. 244 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,087 'Zo. 245 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,507 (cell phone chimes) 246 00:10:01,509 --> 00:10:04,510 (muttering) 247 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,819 Damn! 248 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,271 Come on in. 249 00:10:16,273 --> 00:10:17,856 Try not to make a mess. 250 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:20,325 Okay. (chuckles) 251 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:21,777 All right, so we give the lawyer what? 252 00:10:21,779 --> 00:10:23,662 20K, keep him quiet 253 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,247 till we let Jason handle that Dallas deal. 254 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,916 Mm-hmm. And if he's got more pictures? 255 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,668 50 grand should cover everything. 256 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,953 But other than that, that's it. 257 00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:33,288 - No higher. - Okay. 258 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:37,342 (laughs) Another fucked-up day at Anderson Financial. 259 00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:39,344 Would you rather be back at the office crunching numbers 260 00:10:39,346 --> 00:10:41,130 or out here in the real world? 261 00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:42,848 We're taking care of shit, we're putting out fires, 262 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,016 we're paying people off. 263 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,300 Yeah, exactly. 264 00:10:45,302 --> 00:10:47,853 None of what you just said was on the CPA exam. 265 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,521 Believe me, shakedowns like this 266 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,023 are an occupational hazard. 267 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,391 - Uh-huh. Okay. - Wow. 268 00:10:52,393 --> 00:10:53,609 Sounds like someone got to you. 269 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,728 They did. At the U. 270 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:58,063 Oh, Jesus. Spencer Strasmore in college. 271 00:10:58,065 --> 00:10:59,398 I just got the chills. 272 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,482 How'd it go down? 273 00:11:00,484 --> 00:11:02,901 Me and a buddy were having some beers at The Rat. 274 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,570 A lot of beers. 275 00:11:04,572 --> 00:11:06,905 And some hick just kept jaw-jacking me, 276 00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:09,408 getting in my face, talking shit, wouldn't leave it alone. 277 00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:12,161 We went outside, we had a few more words. 278 00:11:12,163 --> 00:11:13,579 I went home, slept it off. 279 00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:16,248 The very next morning, he shows up at my doorstep. 280 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,916 Shiner and a missing tooth. 281 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:20,669 Get the fuck out of here. He knocked his own tooth out? 282 00:11:20,671 --> 00:11:22,838 No, I beat the shit out of him outside of The Rat. 283 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,339 - (both laugh) - Oh, okay. 284 00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:26,809 All right. You see, you buried the lead there. 285 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,678 (music playing) 286 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,896 Ricky: Put that shit away. 287 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,097 Put it away. Put it away. 288 00:11:32,099 --> 00:11:33,398 Charles: I love my wife's body, 289 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,067 but right now all I can think about 290 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,853 is this big ol' juicy booty. 291 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:39,905 Oh, not you, ma'am. 292 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,240 (sighs) 293 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,575 I tell you, man, this ass gonna be the death of me. 294 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,494 God is testing you. 295 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,995 That's why there's temptation in this world. 296 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,498 That's why He put Sammy and Kara in our midst. 297 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,250 I'm convinced, man. 298 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:56,188 Believe me, you don't wanna run in my world. 299 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,157 All right? You gotta be strong. 300 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,192 Strong in the eyes of the Lord. 301 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:02,277 So why did you give Sammy my number? 302 00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:04,530 Seemed like the thing to do. I was drunk, you know. 303 00:12:04,532 --> 00:12:06,865 And why bring me to a strip club? 304 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,617 You wouldn't be sitting there if you didn't want to. 305 00:12:08,619 --> 00:12:10,202 Don't put that all on me. 306 00:12:10,204 --> 00:12:12,204 - He's right. - You feel me? 307 00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:15,758 The other day, I drove by my own house. 308 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,926 I saw Julie unloading groceries in the driveway 309 00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:19,094 and I just kept going. 310 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:22,047 - What, to Sammy's? - No, man. To a movie. 311 00:12:22,049 --> 00:12:23,182 Oh. 312 00:12:23,184 --> 00:12:25,934 The point is Julie's my wife. 313 00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:27,970 We coming up on eight years strong, man, 314 00:12:27,972 --> 00:12:30,639 and I just blew right on past her. 315 00:12:30,641 --> 00:12:32,641 Give me your phone. Give me the phone. Come on. 316 00:12:32,643 --> 00:12:34,226 - Give me the phone. - You wanna see the picture? 317 00:12:34,228 --> 00:12:35,444 No, I don't wanna see the picture, man. 318 00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:36,562 What's the... What's the code? 319 00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:38,614 7171. 320 00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:42,568 "Lose this number." 321 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:44,903 Send. Done. 322 00:12:44,905 --> 00:12:47,039 All right? 323 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,825 Yeah, man, but what about the picture? 324 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:51,660 Delete it. 325 00:12:51,662 --> 00:12:53,579 Man, it's just one little picture. 326 00:12:53,581 --> 00:12:55,798 Is there really any difference between this and porn? 327 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,082 Huge difference. 328 00:12:57,084 --> 00:12:59,384 You can actually fuck the girl in the photo, man. 329 00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:02,304 (scoffs) I'm keeping it. 330 00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:04,173 (dog barking) 331 00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:13,182 Mm. 332 00:13:13,184 --> 00:13:15,684 I know, I was expecting more of a strip mall vibe. 333 00:13:15,686 --> 00:13:16,985 - You know? - Yeah, well, 334 00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:19,605 throw ivy on a crack house, it doesn't make it legit. 335 00:13:19,607 --> 00:13:21,773 Smoke enough crack, anything feels legit. 336 00:13:21,775 --> 00:13:23,108 (laughs) Hold... hold on. 337 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:26,278 Please, tell me you haven't smoked crack. 338 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,914 Wha... oh, my... 339 00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:30,749 You seriously think I might have... 340 00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:32,951 - Have I ever... - What you just said. 341 00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:35,871 No. God. 342 00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:38,373 Well, I mean, I didn't... I didn't know it was crack, so... 343 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:39,458 - Joe. - What? 344 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,926 How the fuck do you not know it's crack? 345 00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:42,594 'Cause crack looks like a lot of other stuff. 346 00:13:42,596 --> 00:13:44,680 Crack looks like fucking crack. 347 00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:45,931 - You've never seen crack. - (cell phone ringing) 348 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,432 You don't want to tell me you smoked crack? 349 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,635 - It's Jason. It's Jason. - All right, yeah. Take it. 350 00:13:49,637 --> 00:13:52,638 - I'll be over here. - (ringing continues) 351 00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:56,808 All right, please tell me something good, buddy. 352 00:13:56,810 --> 00:13:59,645 Dallas hit pause on Vernon's deal. 353 00:13:59,647 --> 00:14:01,280 Ah, shit. 354 00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:02,814 They're saying cap issues, 355 00:14:02,816 --> 00:14:04,900 but I have a feeling they got team security 356 00:14:04,902 --> 00:14:06,902 looking into our new friend's Flickr account. 357 00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:08,704 We gotta mop this up fast, buddy. 358 00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:10,405 We're here at the attorney's now. 359 00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:12,574 You know, this is why there's a place in the world for you. 360 00:14:12,576 --> 00:14:15,794 All right? No one cares about these guys the way that you do, all right? 361 00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:18,463 Get in there, get it done, let's move on, yeah? 362 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:19,798 All right, will do. 363 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,717 Jason, listen, I gotta tell you something. 364 00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:25,003 - I miss the fuck out of hitting people. - (chuckles) 365 00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:28,257 Check that temper, Strasmore. 366 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,676 (music playing) 367 00:14:30,678 --> 00:14:32,811 I guess your, uh... ahem, 368 00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:34,897 I guess your brothers really like the club. 369 00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:37,516 Nice way to bond. 370 00:14:37,518 --> 00:14:40,986 You love the number 18. I love the number 11. 371 00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:42,688 Cool of you to spring for it, Rick. 372 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:44,773 Yeah, I mean, it's a bit more than I expected, 373 00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:46,024 but what the fuck, right? 374 00:14:46,026 --> 00:14:47,159 What the fuck, man? 375 00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:49,828 Look, I've gone above and beyond. 376 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:52,030 Hey, bro. I need another stack. 377 00:14:52,032 --> 00:14:53,615 (laughs) 378 00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,708 (Alonzo laughs) 379 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:03,875 Man: Oh! 380 00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:05,877 (all cheering) 381 00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:09,131 That's my little brother. 382 00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:10,599 I love him. 383 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:16,471 Look, I'm... I'm willing to let this whole thing go, all right? 384 00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:17,940 If you are. 385 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,976 Come on, baby. 386 00:15:20,978 --> 00:15:22,778 Check out my new G-Wagen. 387 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,529 Seats vibrate. 388 00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:27,733 (chuckling) 389 00:15:33,907 --> 00:15:37,909 Hey, Julie. I stopped at the store like you asked. 390 00:15:37,911 --> 00:15:40,329 - Whoa-ho! - Got the all-natural dish soap. 391 00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:42,497 Friendly to lakes and streams, like you like. 392 00:15:42,499 --> 00:15:44,750 - That's very important. Gotta save the environment. - Yeah. 393 00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:46,668 Man. 394 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:47,886 (kisses) 395 00:15:47,888 --> 00:15:49,554 Who loves you? 396 00:15:49,556 --> 00:15:51,757 You know, I see why you don't like going back to the store. 397 00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:54,926 Those lines are crazy. Whew. 398 00:15:54,928 --> 00:15:57,429 Can't find a parking spot. (grunts) 399 00:15:57,431 --> 00:15:59,731 It was store day for everybody. 400 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,266 (TV turns on) 401 00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:04,519 (sighs) 402 00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:07,022 Man, I can't believe FSU. 403 00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:10,575 (object clatters) 404 00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:14,529 Bet you wish you would have changed them batteries like I told you to. 405 00:16:14,531 --> 00:16:16,081 Who is she? 406 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,450 Uh, that... that's my sponsorship child from Guatemala. 407 00:16:18,452 --> 00:16:20,786 Zashia. She gonna go to college. 408 00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:24,122 Why are you sending this trash to yourself, Charles? 409 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:25,540 (sighs) 410 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:28,710 Baby, this was somebody's idea of a joke. 411 00:16:28,712 --> 00:16:30,462 I'm not laughing. 412 00:16:30,464 --> 00:16:32,214 Why you going through my stuff in the first place? 413 00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:34,766 I was sitting at that computer doing my work 414 00:16:34,768 --> 00:16:36,768 when you emailed it to yourself. 415 00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:37,969 It just popped up. 416 00:16:37,971 --> 00:16:41,306 Now I'm gonna ask you again... who is she? 417 00:16:41,308 --> 00:16:43,442 It's just some girl from Spencer's party. 418 00:16:43,444 --> 00:16:45,811 Some jackass gave her my number. 419 00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:47,979 She kept texting me. I told her to leave me alone. 420 00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:50,782 Clearly, 'cause I would hate to see the picture she sent you if you hadn't. 421 00:16:50,784 --> 00:16:52,317 Julie, this isn't a big deal. 422 00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:54,619 Some girl texted me and I kept the picture. 423 00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:56,571 I ain't call her, I didn't go over there. 424 00:16:56,573 --> 00:16:58,040 I'm not sexting her. 425 00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,291 And, really, what's the difference 426 00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,743 between looking at this picture and looking at porn? 427 00:17:01,745 --> 00:17:05,163 You can fuck the girl in this picture, Charles. 428 00:17:05,165 --> 00:17:07,666 I'm gonna stop asking that question. 429 00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:11,136 - What the... - What? What? 430 00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:12,304 (sniffs) 431 00:17:12,306 --> 00:17:14,005 You got glitter on your face 432 00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:16,508 and you smell like a strip club. 433 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,477 - Ricky needed a favor, so... - (laughs) 434 00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:20,729 Ricky's involved. Why am I not surprised? 435 00:17:20,731 --> 00:17:22,848 I'm not about to sit around here 436 00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:24,850 and watch you unravel now that football is done. 437 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,852 - Oh, Julie... - No, don't give me that look. 438 00:17:26,854 --> 00:17:28,937 We both know it can happen. It is never pretty. 439 00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:31,189 This is one picture. This is hardly unraveling. 440 00:17:31,191 --> 00:17:32,908 One thread is all it takes, Charles. 441 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,576 Not about to be one of those women 442 00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:36,078 that sits at home, waiting on you, 443 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,330 making excuses for all your bad behavior. 444 00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:40,532 I'm not gonna be like Tina and Bella. 445 00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:42,417 - Baby, this ain't... - Get away from me. 446 00:17:42,419 --> 00:17:44,419 Don't touch me. 447 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,206 Maybe it's best if I ain't here right now. 448 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,674 Really? Where you gonna go? 449 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:52,043 - I got plenty of places. - Yeah, right. 450 00:17:52,045 --> 00:17:53,845 You... you on your own. Now that's a joke. 451 00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:56,047 Yeah, me, on my own. 452 00:17:56,049 --> 00:17:59,134 Big Charles, Retirement Charles heading out into the world. 453 00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:02,020 Watch out, Dunkin' Donuts. 454 00:18:04,141 --> 00:18:07,058 That ain't cool, Julie. 455 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:09,611 I'm out of here. 456 00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:12,981 - I'm leaving. - Okay. Bye. 457 00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,867 ♪ You swear that you've grown ♪ 458 00:18:15,869 --> 00:18:18,620 - ♪ It's fine and I'm on it... ♪ - Shit. 459 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:21,373 ♪ You won't call, not comin' home... ♪ 460 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,075 - (faint moaning) - (muffled music playing) 461 00:18:24,077 --> 00:18:26,244 Alonzo: Mm, baby. 462 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:29,581 (police radio chatter) 463 00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:35,754 - (woman giggles) I can't. - Alonzo: Come on, baby. 464 00:18:35,756 --> 00:18:40,058 (moaning) 465 00:18:44,348 --> 00:18:46,431 Alonzo: Shit. 466 00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:49,317 Is there a problem, Officer? 467 00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:51,236 You wanna step out of the car, lover boy? 468 00:18:51,238 --> 00:18:53,989 - Fuck, man. This is some bullshit. - (turns off radio) 469 00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:58,443 This is what I needed today. 470 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,112 - I'm Alonzo Cooley. - Ricky: Excuse me. 471 00:19:01,114 --> 00:19:03,281 - Hey, back up. - Uh, oh. Okay, okay. 472 00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:06,668 Ricky Jerret? 473 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,621 - Fuckin' A! (laughs) - Ricky. 474 00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:11,423 What, is there a team meeting going on in there? 475 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:12,757 Sorry to intrude, Officer. 476 00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:15,627 Hey, hey, hey, you put that card away, man, huh? 477 00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:17,546 Lifelong cheesehead here, pal. 478 00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,181 It was a total pisser to lose you. 479 00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,632 Thank you, sir. That's kind of you to say. 480 00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,801 Yeah, even though you screwed me in fantasy last year. 481 00:19:22,803 --> 00:19:24,436 You're like the fucking king 482 00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:26,688 of getting tackled at the one-yard line. 483 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,723 Uh, that's my new teammate there. 484 00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:31,693 - Anything you can do? - Department's cracking down. 485 00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:33,445 I won't tell a soul, Officer, all right? 486 00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:35,447 You'd be doing me a huge favor. 487 00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,282 Young'un's a little misguided. 488 00:19:40,487 --> 00:19:41,870 All right, Ricky. 489 00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:44,573 For you, I'll let it slide one last time, huh? 490 00:19:44,575 --> 00:19:46,491 And I promise I'll get him a cab, Uber. 491 00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:48,877 I'll get him home safely, I promise. 492 00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:50,829 It's your lucky day, pal. 493 00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:52,747 You got a real friend here. 494 00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:05,810 Yo, Ricky, I think I'm having a heart attack, man. 495 00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:08,930 You just skated away from a four-game suspension, at least. 496 00:20:08,932 --> 00:20:11,516 Yo, thank you, Ricky. Thank you, man. 497 00:20:11,518 --> 00:20:12,901 You a fucking lifesaver, man. 498 00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:14,769 We're teammates now, brothers-in-arms. 499 00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:16,154 You'd do the same for me. 500 00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:20,775 Yeah, man. I'm sorry about the car. 501 00:20:20,777 --> 00:20:22,027 Listen, that was all me, man. 502 00:20:22,029 --> 00:20:23,745 The other fellas had nothing to do with it. 503 00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:26,114 - Yeah, I had a feeling. - But we cool on the number. 504 00:20:26,116 --> 00:20:28,533 Shit, 18 all yours, baby. It look good on you. 505 00:20:28,535 --> 00:20:30,752 Nah, nah, you don't have to do that. 506 00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:32,587 But okay. 507 00:20:32,589 --> 00:20:34,039 - All right? Listen to me. - (laughs) 508 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,206 Look. Look, man. 509 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,709 - You got to smarten up, all right? - Yeah. 510 00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:40,712 Something like this can ruin your career, all right? 511 00:20:40,714 --> 00:20:41,963 Take food off your plate. 512 00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,632 - You trying to eat, right? - Gotta eat, Rick. 513 00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:45,967 - Right. - Here on out, I'm walking a straight fucking line, man. 514 00:20:45,969 --> 00:20:47,886 - Straight and narrow. - A straight fucking line, Ricky. 515 00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:49,387 Prove it, go ahead. Get out of here. 516 00:20:49,389 --> 00:20:51,189 All right. 517 00:20:55,562 --> 00:20:57,228 Not what I meant. 518 00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:07,205 Dispatch on radio: Everything under control there? 519 00:21:07,207 --> 00:21:09,874 Yeah, we're good. Thanks. 520 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,409 (chuckles) 521 00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:14,245 - Thanks, Uncle Frank. - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 522 00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:15,797 Anything for you and Annabella, huh? 523 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:17,632 You taking care of our girl? 524 00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:20,585 Absolutely. That's my queen. 525 00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:24,756 Come on, new uniforms for the department softball team. 526 00:21:24,758 --> 00:21:26,641 All right. For the team. For the team. 527 00:21:26,643 --> 00:21:28,393 There you go. 528 00:21:28,395 --> 00:21:30,895 - King of getting tackled at the one-yard line, my ass. - (engine starts) 529 00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:32,564 - (laughs) - Right? 530 00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:35,767 - Check your fantasy league. - Uh-huh. 531 00:21:35,769 --> 00:21:37,569 Maximo: I'm sorry, but I had no clue 532 00:21:37,571 --> 00:21:39,187 that I had the Spencer Strasmore on the phone. 533 00:21:39,189 --> 00:21:41,106 - If I don't get an autograph for my nephew... - Thank you. 534 00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:42,240 I'll never hear the end of it. 535 00:21:42,242 --> 00:21:43,692 It'll be a pleasure. No problem. 536 00:21:43,694 --> 00:21:46,111 But first, we should take care of a little business. 537 00:21:46,113 --> 00:21:48,113 Oh, yeah, of course. 538 00:21:48,115 --> 00:21:49,831 So you said you had more pictures. 539 00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:53,251 - My client does. - Let's see 'em. 540 00:21:53,253 --> 00:21:56,037 Looks like everybody had a really good time. 541 00:22:14,858 --> 00:22:16,691 This woman, is she your client? 542 00:22:16,693 --> 00:22:18,143 Ms. Angela Lee. 543 00:22:18,145 --> 00:22:19,361 She's already got an arm's-length deal 544 00:22:19,363 --> 00:22:20,979 in place with an online publication. 545 00:22:20,981 --> 00:22:22,981 But against my counsel, 546 00:22:22,983 --> 00:22:25,817 she's insisted that Vernon have a chance to max the bid. 547 00:22:25,819 --> 00:22:27,318 How much? 548 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,487 Half a million dollars. 549 00:22:29,489 --> 00:22:32,157 (both laugh) 550 00:22:32,159 --> 00:22:33,575 Okay. 551 00:22:33,577 --> 00:22:35,577 Half a million dollars for pics of a defensive tackle? 552 00:22:35,579 --> 00:22:37,495 - Get the fuck out of here. - Okay. 553 00:22:37,497 --> 00:22:38,997 Spencer: You're out of your fucking mind. 554 00:22:38,999 --> 00:22:40,248 All right, Max, we get it. 555 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,499 You're setting the ceiling way up here 556 00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:43,501 so we can settle somewhere down around there. 557 00:22:43,503 --> 00:22:45,887 We're just not gonna play that game, okay? 558 00:22:45,889 --> 00:22:48,640 So I'm gonna write you a check right now 559 00:22:48,642 --> 00:22:50,642 for 50 grand, all right? 560 00:22:50,644 --> 00:22:53,812 - (laughs) - And that should take care of those pics 561 00:22:53,814 --> 00:22:55,847 and any other ones she might have, all right? 562 00:22:55,849 --> 00:22:58,400 The price is 500,000. 563 00:22:58,402 --> 00:23:01,152 Hey, Vernon didn't do anything wrong. 564 00:23:01,154 --> 00:23:03,605 Yeah. He was getting stoned, okay? 565 00:23:03,607 --> 00:23:05,940 I mean, one way or another, we all do it. 566 00:23:05,942 --> 00:23:08,576 But not everybody gets caught smoking an industrial-sized blunt 567 00:23:08,578 --> 00:23:10,161 surrounded by naked cokeheads 568 00:23:10,163 --> 00:23:13,615 at a party being hosted by Anderson Financial, Joe. 569 00:23:13,617 --> 00:23:15,867 All the while, he's trying to renegotiate 570 00:23:15,869 --> 00:23:18,837 his multimillion-dollar deal with the Cowboys. 571 00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:21,206 (chuckling) 572 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,508 So Maximo wants to play hardball. 573 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:25,593 Hey, the world's a cynical place, Spencer. 574 00:23:25,595 --> 00:23:28,012 I mean, Ms. Lee could spin this any way she chooses to. 575 00:23:28,014 --> 00:23:30,014 Clearly there was sex and drugs involved. 576 00:23:30,016 --> 00:23:34,018 I mean, who knows? Maybe there was prostitutes and underage girls there, too. 577 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:37,222 Oh, I feel like I really need to take a fucking shower. 578 00:23:37,224 --> 00:23:39,224 - How about you, Joe? - I feel gross. 579 00:23:39,226 --> 00:23:42,143 Plus Anderson Financial would not be pleased 580 00:23:42,145 --> 00:23:44,479 knowing that this happened at a party that they hosted. 581 00:23:44,481 --> 00:23:47,482 That... that was a corporate event. 582 00:23:47,484 --> 00:23:50,452 I know you don't wanna jeopardize Vernon's job or your own 583 00:23:50,454 --> 00:23:53,154 by not taking me seriously. 584 00:23:56,576 --> 00:23:58,626 Maximo means business, boys. 585 00:23:58,628 --> 00:23:59,961 My namesake was a commander 586 00:23:59,963 --> 00:24:01,296 in the Cuban War of Independence. 587 00:24:01,298 --> 00:24:02,664 His army lacked munitions, 588 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:05,416 so he invented the machete charge. 589 00:24:05,418 --> 00:24:08,169 His troops would attack the enemy with machetes, 590 00:24:08,171 --> 00:24:10,839 hacking up anybody foolish enough to challenge them, 591 00:24:10,841 --> 00:24:14,676 forcing the rest to retreat out of fear. 592 00:24:14,678 --> 00:24:16,761 That's pretty much how I like to operate. 593 00:24:16,763 --> 00:24:20,181 Well, you better start sharpening your machetes... 594 00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:24,652 'cause I never fucking retreat. 595 00:24:24,654 --> 00:24:26,654 And that's how I like to operate. 596 00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:33,111 Half a million dollars. Is she serious? 597 00:24:33,113 --> 00:24:36,614 What kind of lying, thieving, money-grubbing bitch 598 00:24:36,616 --> 00:24:39,083 tries to shake down a sweetheart like Vernon? 599 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,320 I know her, Joe. 600 00:24:42,322 --> 00:24:44,823 ♪ Listen, man, did you think of us as something less ♪ 601 00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:48,159 ♪ Than a cracking coolia, think of me when moon come shine ♪ 602 00:24:48,161 --> 00:24:50,228 ♪ Show the world we're still around ♪ 603 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:54,165 ♪ Come and look at what we're lookin' like, two fucking fools ♪ 604 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:57,268 ♪ Laugh with us now if you get this joke ♪ 605 00:24:57,270 --> 00:24:59,971 ♪ We are here for you to look like good and decent folks ♪ 606 00:24:59,973 --> 00:25:03,274 ♪ Two bastards, two dusty diamonds ♪ 607 00:25:03,276 --> 00:25:05,877 ♪ Take it to a new level, why wait for heaven? ♪ 608 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:09,080 ♪ You're my brother, you're my friend ♪ 609 00:25:09,082 --> 00:25:11,883 ♪ And I'm a-right, I'm a-right here till the end ♪ 610 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:15,153 ♪ You're my brother, you're my friend ♪ 611 00:25:15,155 --> 00:25:18,056 ♪ And I'm a-right, I'm a-right here for you ♪ 612 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,991 ♪ The best people in the world ♪ 613 00:25:19,993 --> 00:25:22,927 ♪ We are the best, we are the best people in the world ♪ 614 00:25:22,929 --> 00:25:24,162 ♪ Simply the best ♪ 615 00:25:24,164 --> 00:25:26,097 ♪ The best people in the world ♪ 616 00:25:26,099 --> 00:25:29,067 ♪ We are the best, we are the best people in the world ♪ 617 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,235 ♪ Simply the best ♪ 618 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,936 ♪ The best people in the world ♪ 619 00:25:31,938 --> 00:25:34,939 ♪ We are the best, we are the best people in the world ♪ 620 00:25:34,941 --> 00:25:37,008 ♪ Simply the best. ♪ 47634

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