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[SNIFFLING]
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[SOBS]
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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I'M SORRY.
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
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WHAT PASSED FOR LITERATURE
IN THE SEVENTIES.
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[MRS. DUBCHEK]
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
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THIS DELIVERY
CAME FOR YOU C.O.D.
YOU WEREN'T HERE,
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SO I PAID THE GUY.
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OH, THANK YOU!
THAT SAVES ME $28
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PLUS $5.00 SHIPPING
AND HANDLING.
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WHAT IS IT?
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SOMETHING
TO WARM UP MY SIDE
OF THE OFFICE.
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DR. ALBRIGHT HAS
HER COLLECTION OF
TRIBAL DEATH MASKS,
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AND NOW
I HAVE THESE!
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LOOK AT THIS ONE.
IT SAYS,
"PLAN AHEAD,"
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BUT THE PERSON
WHO MADE IT
FORGOT TO.
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HA HA!
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TAKE THAT,
MR. ADVICE GIVER.
POW!
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"YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE,
BUT IT HELPS."
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW THESE
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TO DR. ALBRIGHT
AND NINA.
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YOU KNOW,
OVER TIME,
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I'VE COME
TO THINK OF THEM
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LESS AS MY COWORKERS
AND MORE LIKE
A FAMILY,
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AND I'M
THE ALL-KNOWING
FATHER,
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MARY'S THE WIFE,
AND NINA IS OUR
ADOPTED LOVE CHILD.
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WELL, I'D BETTER
BE GOING.
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THE FORECAST
FOR TODAY
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IS LAUGHTER.
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HA HA!
HA HA!
HA HA!
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SALLY, YOU STILL
WANT ME TO TEACH YOU
TO MAKE GUACAMOLE?
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YEAH. I PLANNED
MY WHOLE DAY
AROUND IT.
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AH. O.K. NOW--
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OW! OW!
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DARN!
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YOU'RE BLEEDING.
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NO, I'LL BE FINE.
JUST GET ME
A LITTLE GAUZE.
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I CAN HANDLE THAT.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
FLESH WOUND.
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I'VE INFLICTED
FAR WORSE THAN THAT
THOUSANDS OF TIMES.
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OF COURSE,
NEVER ON CREATURES
WHO BLEED.
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I'LL JUST--
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OH! SALLY,
ARE YOU O.K.?
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OH! I KNOW
WHAT TO DO!
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I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
WE'VE GOT TO GET
THIS WOMAN TO THE E.R.
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NO, NO. GET HER
INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
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I'LL PUT A DAMP CLOTH
ON HER FOREHEAD.
SHE'LL BE FINE.
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OH, SHE'S
A BIG GIRL.
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WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT. I'M
LOSING HER.
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OH!
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OH!
OH!
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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WATCH OUT
FOR THE POST.
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HUH?
[BONK]
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WAIT. I GOT TO REST
FOR A SECOND.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE
THE EMERGENCY ROOM
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ISN'T SUCH
A BAD IDEA.
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HERE, LET'S
GET HER DOWNSTAIRS.
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LOAD HER INTO
MY EL CAMINO.
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CAREFUL. CAREFUL.
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DON'T DROP HER
DOWN THE STAIRS.
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HUH?
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[BOUNCING]
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I SAID DON'T DROP HER
DOWN THE STAIRS.
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OHHHH.
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"ONE OF THESE DAYS,
I'M GOING TO GET
ORGANIZIZED."
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FUNNY.
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I KNEW
YOU'D LOVE IT.
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WHOEVER WROTE THIS
IS A RAVING GENIUS!
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I HAVE
THE BEST NEWS!
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PROFESSOR BOSCO
HAS BEEN HIRED
BY PRINCETON.
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SO YOU TWO
ARE CLOSE?
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I THINK HE'S A MORON,
BUT I GET HIS OFFICE!
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WITH THE BAY WINDOW
AND THE VIEW
OF THE APPLE TREE?
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YES!
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EEE!
EEE!
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YOU'D HAVE BEEN
SO PROUD OF ME.
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I WENT TO THAT
OVERLY FRIENDLY WOMAN
WHO HANDLES THESE THINGS?
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YEAH. WHAT
IS HER PROBLEM?
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WHO CARES? ANYWAY,
IT WAS BETWEEN ME
AND PROFESSOR SEUTTER.
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I SAID,
"MR. SEUTTER'S
VERY NICE,
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"BUT HE SEEMS VERY CONTENT
IN HIS LITTLE BROOMS
CLOSET,
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SO WHY DISTURB HIM?"
AND SHE BOUGHT IT!
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EEE!
EEE!
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OH! OH! THIS
IS WONDERFUL!
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OH, MY FUNNY SIGNS
WILL LOOK JUST GREAT
IN THE NEW OFFICE!
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I'LL LEAVE
THE TWO OF YOU
ALONE NOW.
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UM...
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THE NEW OFFICE?
IT'S A SINGLE.
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OH, GREAT!
WE CAN SHARE
THE SAME DESK!
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UH...
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NO. YOU HAVE
TO STAY HERE.
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OH, I SEE.
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YOU'RE LEAVING ME.
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I GUESS
IT WAS A MISTAKE
TO GET SO CLOSE.
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WELL! WE'LL STILL
SEE EACH OTHER.
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OH, PLEASE.
DON'T PATRONIZE ME.
JUST GO.
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DICK, I'VE NEVER HAD
MY OWN OFFICE.
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I'VE WAITED
12 YEARS FOR THIS.
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AND I NEED
THE EXTRA SPACE
FOR MY ARTIFACTS.
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OH, TO HELL
WITH YOUR TCHOTCHKES!
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I WANT YOU
TO STAY HERE!
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SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T
GET WHAT YOU WANT.
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YOU'RE GETTING
WHAT YOU WANT.
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SOMETIMES YOU CAN.
I NEED BOXES!
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FINE!
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MR. POTATO MAN
IS ALL THE COMPANY
I NEED.
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RIGHT?
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ANSWER ME!
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SHE LOOKS JUST
LIKE SNOW WHITE.
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SNOW WHITE
WITH DRIED SPITTLE
ON HER CHIN.
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WHERE AM I?
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YOU'RE IN
THE HOSPITAL.
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OH, GOOD, HONEY.
YOU'RE OUT
OF THE WOODS.
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I'M RUNNING UPSTAIRS
AND SEE A FRIEND OF MINE.
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SHE JUST WENT
FROM A DOUBLE-D CUP
TO A "B."
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WHAT,
INTENTIONALLY?
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I KNOW.
CAN YOU BELIVE THAT?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU FAINTED.
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OH, SALLY,
YOU JUST GOT
TO PULL THROUGH!
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BUT YOU'RE A FIGHTER.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A FIGHTER.
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WHY ARE YOU
TALKING LIKE THAT?
AM I DYING?
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OH, NO, NO.
THAT'S JUST
THE WAY THEY TALK
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ON THOSE
MEDICAL DRAMAS.
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DAMN IT!
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O.K., MISS SOLOMON.
YOU MIGHT HAVE
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A SLIGHT CONCUSSION
FROM YOUR FALL.
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I'D LIKE TO
KEEP YOU OVERNIGHT
FOR OBSERVATION.
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WELL...
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AM I GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT?
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DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
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WE TAKE GOOD CARE
OF PEOPLE HERE.
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OH.
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THANK YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT THAT MADE ME
FEEL BETTER.
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CAN I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU, DOCTOR?
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WHAT IS IT?
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THIS WOMAN IS THE
ONLY SISTER I'VE GOT.
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AND IF THAT MEANS
HAVING TO USE
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YOUR BEST DOCTORS
AND NURSES,
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WELL, I'M JUST
GOING TO HAVE
TO LIVE WITH THAT.
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DAMN IT.
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OOWAHHHH!
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DR. SOLOMON, I'M JUDITH.
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I'M GOING TO BE SHARING
THIS OFFICE WITH YOU.
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JUDITH.
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THIS IS MY ASSISTANT,
MY BROTHER ROGER.
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ROGER.
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PLEASE DON'T
SHAKE MY HAND.
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I'VE JUST WASHED IT.
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TWO RULES. WHEN I DO NOT
WISH TO BE DISTURBED,
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I WILL PLACE MY NAMEPLATE
FACE DOWN ON MY DESK.
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IN THE MORNING,
WHOEVER ARRIVES FIRST
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WILL FLIP ON THE IONIZER.
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THE WOMAN WHO
WAS PREVIOUSLY
IN THIS OFFICE
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HAD NO TROUBLE
WITH THE LEVEL
OF IONIZATION.
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BELIEVE ME...
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YOU WILL LIKE ME.
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MOST PEOPLE DO.
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AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH!
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[COUGHS]
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HA!
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WELL, THIS IS NICE.
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I RUSH OVER HERE,
AND YOU'RE LOLLING
AROUND IN BED.
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IT WAS SO SCARY.
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I WAS COMPLETELY
UNCONSCIOUS
FOR A HALF HOUR.
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LUCKY YOU. AFTER TODAY,
I'D PAY TO BE UNCONSCIOUS.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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MARY MOVED
INTO A NEW OFFICE.
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UH-HUH...
MEANING...
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I DON'T
WANT HER
TO MOVE.
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I DON'T CARE IF
IT'S THE OFFICE
OF HER DREAMS
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OR SHE'S ECSTATIC.
I'M SO LONESOME,
I COULD DIE.
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HELLO! SALLY'S
IN THE HOSPITAL!
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OH.
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WELL, ANYWAY,
FROM NOW ON,
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I'M THINKING
ONLY OF MYSELF.
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I'M GOING TO BE
COMPLETELY--
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WHAT'S THE WORD
FOR IT?
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SELFISH.
SELFISH.
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NO. SMART.
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I'M GETTING HER BACK
OR ELSE.
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YOU SAID
SHE'S HAPPY THERE.
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SHE THINKS SHE IS,
BUT WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?
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I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER.
I KNOW WHAT'S BEST
FOR EVERYTHING.
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NOW, WHY
WAS I HERE?
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OH. RIGHT.
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GET WELL.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,
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I HAVE TO LIBERATE
OLD MAN SEUTTER
FROM HIS BROOM CLOSET.
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OH. I BROUGHT YOU
SOME JELL-O--
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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PROFESSOR SEUTTER,
A TERRIBLE INJUSTICE
HAS BEEN DONE.
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WHAT?
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I SAID,
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A TERRIBLE INJUSTICE
HAS BEEN DONE!
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I HEARD YOU. WHAT'S
THE BIG INJUSTICE?
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SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN
SOMETHING
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THAT RIGHTFULLY
BELONGS TO YOU.
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WHAT?
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SOMEBODY
HAS TAKEN SOMETHING
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THAT RIGHTFULLY
BELONGS TO YOU!
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[SOFTLY]
ARE YOU O.K.?
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PROFESSOR SEUTTER?
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[SHOUTING]
ARE YOU O.K.?
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YES! THE ONE
WITH THE BAY WINDOW
AND THE APPLE TREE.
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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE WE TALKED?
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SEVEN YEARS!
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WELL, YOU BE GOOD.
BYE-BYE.
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COMPANY.
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LOOK WHO I RAN INTO,
MARY.
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YOU REMEMBER
PROFESSOR SEUTTER.
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HELLO, MARY.
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HELLO, PROFESSOR.
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00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,839
DR. SOLOMON TOLD ME
ABOUT YOUR GOOD FORTUNE.
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I WANTED TO SAY
CONGRATULATIONS.
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THANK YOU.
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I USED TO HAVE
AN EYE OUT
FOR THIS OFFICE.
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AHEM.
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AH,
THE BAY WINDOW!
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AND THE APPLE TREE.
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MY WIFE AND I USED TO
PICNIC UNDER IT
ALL THE TIME.
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SHE'S DEAD NOW.
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MARY, YOU HAVE
BETTER EYES THAN I.
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DO YOU SEE ANYTHING
CARVED ON THE TRUNK
OUT THERE?
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NO...
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OH, I SEE IT.
IT'S A HEART.
232
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,276
A HEART, MARY.
233
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,746
I CARVED IT ON
THE DAY I PROPOSED,
234
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:50,050
RIGHT BEFORE I WENT OUT
TO FIGHT THE GERMANS.
235
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,319
[DICK]
YOU MUST'VE
LOVED HER...
236
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,253
VERY MUCH.
237
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,222
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
238
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,624
MARY...I HAVE
239
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,827
A VERY SPECIAL FAVOR
TO ASK OF YOU.
240
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,464
WHAT?
241
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,134
COULD YOU
SOME AFTERNOON
242
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,836
HELP ME GATHER
APPLE BLOSSOMS
243
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:13,106
AND THEN TAKE THEM WITH ME
TO MY WIFE'S GRAVE?
244
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,776
O...
245
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,811
K.
246
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,048
BLESS YOU, MARY.
247
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,649
COME ON,
PROFESSOR SEUTTER.
248
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,652
LET ME WALK YOU
DOWN TO YOUR...
TINY OFFICE.
249
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,955
I THINK DR. ALBRIGHT
WANTS TO BE ALONE...
250
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,224
WITH HER THOUGHTS.
251
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,293
DON'T YOU LET HIM
MANIPULATE YOU!
252
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,095
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE,
AND I'M NOT JUST
SAYING THAT
253
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,496
BECAUSE I FINALLY
GOT A WINDOW.
254
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,098
I'M BEING OBJECTIVE!
255
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,168
I KNOW,
BUT I'M STARTING
TO FEEL BAD.
256
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,402
LISTEN TO ME, WOMAN.
257
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,505
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE.
258
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,078
BOY, I'M REALLY GOING
TO MISS THIS PLACE.
259
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,981
YEAH, BUT YOU GOT
SOME LOVELY PRIZES.
260
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,615
OH, I KNOW!
261
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,185
A SUPER CUP, A PAIR
OF CIRCULATION SOCKS,
262
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,187
AND A KIDNEY-SHAPED
SALAD BOWL!
263
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,122
SWEET!
264
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,723
I COULD JUST HANG OUT
HERE ALL DAY!
265
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,892
I KNOW!
266
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,395
IT'S LIKE DISNEYLAND
WITH A SLIGHTLY HIGHER
FATALITY RATE.
267
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,131
HEY.
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
268
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,665
OOH!
269
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,501
JUST HANGING
OVER THERE
BEHIND A DOOR.
270
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,336
WHOA!
271
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,337
WELL, ARE THERE ANY LEFT?
272
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,506
YEAH,
AND THE BEST PART IS
YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE,
273
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,141
PEOPLE TREAT YOU
LIKE A GOD,
274
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,511
AND YOU GET 10% OFF
AT THE GIFT SHOP.
275
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,450
COMING THROUGH!
LET'S GO!
276
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:35,355
[BABBLING
PHONY MEDICAL LINGO]
277
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,223
COME ON!
278
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,026
FOR THE PREVENTION
OF STROKE! NOW! DO IT!
279
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:39,993
WHOA! HERE COMES
ANOTHER ONE!
280
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,195
HEY! LET'S GO!
281
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:49,502
[BABBLING
PHONY MEDICAL LINGO]
282
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,538
ALL RIGHT! HOLD HIS LEGS!
283
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,875
IT JUST NEVER ENDS.
284
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:55,909
AND WHAT IF IT DID?
285
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:59,146
LET'S JUST PRAY
THAT DAY NEVER COMES.
286
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,280
LET'S GO.
287
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,549
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
288
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,860
YOU GOT PLANS
FOR TONIGHT?
289
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,229
YOU KIDDING?
290
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,297
I COULD SLEEP FOREVER.
291
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,331
MMM.
292
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,332
WHEN'S OUR
NEXT SHIFT?
293
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,234
WELL, IT'S HARD TO SAY.
294
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,403
WE'RE NOT DOCTORS.
295
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,305
HELLO, EVERYONE!
296
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,639
WHOA.
YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.
297
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,208
I'M IN A GREAT
MOOD!
298
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,576
DID DR. ALBRIGHT MOVE
BACK IN WITH YOU?
299
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,845
NOT YET,
BUT TODAY I REALIZED
300
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,914
IT'S NOT ABOUT
GETTING MARY BACK
301
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,515
AND GETTING WHAT I WANT.
302
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,652
IT'S ABOUT GETTING JUSTICE
FOR PROFESSOR SEUTTER.
303
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,354
AND GETTING WHAT I WANT.
304
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,756
SO I CALLED UP
THE DEAN
305
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,292
AND TOLD HIM
IT WAS A TRAVESTY
306
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,861
TO KEEP A 75-YEAR-OLD
MAN LOCKED AWAY
IN THE BASEMENT.
307
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:53,400
AND NOW I'M READY
TO PAR-TAY.
308
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,003
SO, UM, WHAT ARE WE
CELEBRATING, BROTHA?
309
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,006
MY RUTHLESS COMMITMENT
TO MYSELF.
310
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,074
WOW. YOU'RE NOT JUST
THE HIGH COMMANDER.
311
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,144
YOU'RE PRESIDENTIAL
MATERIAL.
312
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,588
LOOKS LIKE
A BURST APPENDIX.
313
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,191
DON'T LET THE SALINE COUNT
FOOL YOU.
314
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:21,962
I KNOW THIS MAN
IS A DIABETIC.
315
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,263
NO, HE ISN'T.
316
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,233
YOU'RE SUSPENDED!
317
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,504
SHE'S GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT, ISN'T SHE?
318
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,044
SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
319
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,478
HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU
320
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:43,383
WHAT A DOCTOR
ONCE DID FOR ME.
321
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,785
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.
322
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,922
WE TAKE GOOD CARE
OF PEOPLE HERE.
323
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,193
THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
324
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,828
THIS MUST BE
A TOUGH JOB.
325
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,031
OH! I'VE SEEN STUFF
326
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,432
THAT WOULD MAKE
YOUR EYES POP OUT
327
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,602
AND SPLATTER
AGAINST THE WALL.
328
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,206
IN FACT,
I'VE SEEN THAT, TOO.
329
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,143
LOOKS LIKE
A BURST APPENDIX.
330
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:13,246
DON'T LET THE SALINE COUNT
FOOL YOU.
331
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,016
I KNOW THIS MAN
IS A DIABETIC.
332
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,318
THIS IS A UTERUS!
333
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,589
YOU'RE SUSPENDED!
334
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,692
FATHER RICE,
I FIND MYSELF
335
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,228
IN THE MIDST
OF A MORAL DILEMMA.
336
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,597
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
A THEOLOGY DEPARTMENT,
DICK.
337
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,431
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
338
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,899
IT'S PROFESSOR ALBRIGHT.
339
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,334
SHE'S STRAYED.
340
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,372
NO NEWS THERE.
341
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,774
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
342
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,679
UH...WHO IS IT THIS TIME?
343
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,481
PROFESSOR SEUTTER.
344
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,421
THAT'S WHY, FATHER,
I IMPLORE YOU
345
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,423
TO USE YOUR POSITION
TO SHAME HER.
346
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,727
EH...THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
WHAT WE DO ANYMORE.
347
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,031
SOMEONE'S GOT TO GET HER
OUT OF THAT NEW OFFICE.
348
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,233
NEW OFFICE?
349
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,169
UP ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
350
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,071
BAY WINDOW? APPLE TREE?
351
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,205
THAT'S THE ONE.
352
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:15,175
WELL, I'LL BE DARNED.
I HADN'T HEARD.
353
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,847
SO ALBRIGHT
GOT THAT OFFICE, HUH?
354
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,650
HMM.
355
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,918
THANK YOU, DICK.
356
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,489
ROGER SAYS YOU MUST
NEVER LEAVE THESE
357
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,790
ON HIS DESK AGAIN.
358
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,160
WHATEVER.
359
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:39,032
"ONE OF THESE DAYS,
I'M GOING TO GET
ORGANIZIZED."
360
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,934
HA HA HA HA HA!
361
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,204
THAT'S MARVELOUS!
362
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,540
IT'S MORONIC!
NOW BE QUIET!
363
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:51,744
THERE YOU ARE!
364
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:52,612
OOH! LA...
365
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,282
* LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA *
366
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,883
YOU WERE RIGHT.
367
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,585
IT WAS A BURST APPENDIX.
368
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,254
THE SALINE COUNT
FOOLED ME!
369
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,424
I DIDN'T KNOW
HE HAD DIABETES.
370
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,326
HE'LL LIVE NOW.
371
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,329
REMEMBER THIS FACE.
372
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,931
AND BEG THAT ONE DAY
373
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,601
YOU'LL BE HALF
THE PROFESSIONAL
THAT...
374
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,604
DR. MOSHE PIPCHIK IS!
375
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,676
[DOOR OPENS]
376
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,147
CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE
I'M CARRYING A BOX?
377
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,548
NINA!
378
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,153
MARY, YOU'RE BACK!
379
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,254
YES, I'M BACK.
380
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,788
DEAN SUMNER SAID
IT WAS AN OVERSIGHT.
381
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,591
HE'D ALREADY
PROMISED MY OFFICE
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
382
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,595
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I SUCK UP TO HIM!
383
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,730
PROFESSOR SEUTTER!
384
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,199
SO I GUESS EVERYTHING
WORKED OUT, HUH?
385
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,502
OH, SHUT UP.
386
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,572
THANKS TO THAT IDIOT
CAMPAIGN YOU MOUNTED
ON MY BEHALF,
387
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,241
THEY'RE FORCING ME
TO RETIRE.
388
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,108
WHY?
389
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,577
BECAUSE YOU REMINDED THEM
I WAS OVER 70
390
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,479
AND STILL ON THE PAYROLL.
391
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,249
I HAVEN'T TAUGHT A CLASS
IN FOUR YEARS.
392
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,786
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING ALL THIS TIME?
393
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,021
WORKING ON MY SCREENPLAY.
394
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,191
IT'S LIKE DIE HARD,
395
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,793
BUT IT'S SET
IN AN OFFICE BUILDING.
396
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,663
DIE HARD WAS
IN AN OFFICE BUILDING.
397
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,631
UP YOURS.
398
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,101
MARY!
399
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,370
WHAT?
400
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,305
SOMEWHERE
IN THE RECESSES
OF YOUR HEART,
401
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,106
AREN'T YOU JUST
THE TINIEST BIT
HAPPY
402
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,843
THAT WE'RE
A FAMILY AGAIN?
403
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,379
[SOBS]
404
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,247
SO I SAID TO THE HEAD
OF ONCOLOGY,
405
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,649
"THIS IS A HOSPITAL,
DAMN IT!"
406
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,285
OOOH!
407
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,188
LOOK AT ALL THE NEW PEOPLE!
408
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,128
HELLO, PRECIOUS!
HELLO!
409
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,899
HEY, THAT ONE RIGHT THERE
LOOKS LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL.
410
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:53,966
SO DOES THAT ONE.
411
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,037
HEY, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE
BLACK WINSTON CHURCHILL.
412
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,614
IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
413
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,451
AN ENTIRE WARD
OF PURE DISTILLED LIFE.
414
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:16,489
I GUESS PEOPLE DON'T JUST
COME HERE TO GET REPAIRED.
415
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,690
OOH. SHH.
416
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,792
DON'T CRY, SWEETHEART.
417
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,362
THIS PART'S EASY.
418
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:26,299
JUST WAIT TILL
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE
A LONG DISTANCE CARRIER.
419
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,838
I WISH I COULD HAVE
STARTED FROM SCRATCH
LIKE YOU GUYS.
420
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,173
KNOWING BUT NOT KNOWING.
421
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,377
SEEING AND THEN...
422
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,646
ALL AT ONCE FORGETTING.
423
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,549
ENJOY IT.
424
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,920
TIME HERE
MOVES REALLY FAST.
425
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,159
FATHER, I'VE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
426
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,929
IN ORDER TO GET MY WAY,
I'VE HARMED A FRIEND,
427
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,698
SOMEONE I DEEPLY LOVE,
428
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,767
A MAN I BARELY KNOW,
429
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,871
AND A LARGE, UNPLEASANT
WOMAN IN SENSIBLE SHOES.
430
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,507
I FEEL JUST AWFUL.
431
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:13,380
DICK, ALL OF GOD'S
CREATURES MAKE MISTAKES.
432
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,448
AND HE FORGIVES THEM.
433
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,985
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
434
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,289
WHEN I WALK UP
TO MY BAY WINDOW...
435
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,491
AND SEE THAT
APPLE TREE OUTSIDE,
436
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,126
I'M REMINDED OF
HOW SIMPLE LIFE CAN BE
437
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,329
WHEN IT BECOMES
LESS ABOUT HAVING
438
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,432
AND MORE ABOUT BEING.
439
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,034
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
FATHER,
440
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,103
IN A REALLY, REALLY
GREAT OFFICE!
441
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,038
[CHUCKLES]
442
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,874
IT IS GREAT, ISN'T IT?
443
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,744
I'VE REALIZED THAT
WHEN GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
444
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,380
COMES AT THE EXPENSE
OF OTHERS,
445
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,749
IT'S NOT AT ALL
SATISFYING.
446
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,520
EVEN IF
IT'S THE LAST BAG
OF CIRCUS PEANUTS?
447
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,923
NOW, THAT WOULD BE
PRETTY SATISFYING.
448
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,257
THIS CAME FOR YOU
FROM THE HOSPITAL.
449
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,627
OH, THOSE PEOPLE
ARE SO NICE!
450
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,563
IT'S PROBABLY
A GET WELL CARD.
451
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,500
IT'S A BILL FOR $3,500!
452
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,468
OH, BUT LOOK.
453
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,837
IT SAYS, "THANK YOU FOR
YOUR PROMPT PAYMENT."
454
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,204
DID YOU PAY THEM?
455
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,673
NO.
456
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,974
I DIDN'T
PAY THEM.
457
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,943
IT WASN'T ME.
458
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,413
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE.
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