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THESE DEODORANTS
ARE A RIPOFF.
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THEY ALWAYS RUN OUT
BY THE TIME
I GET TO MY FEET.
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DICK,
THE MAIL'S HERE.
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OOH! MY PACKAGE
FROM THE CAROUSEL
CD CLUB.
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YOU INFILTRATED A CLUB?
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GOOD WORK,
HARRY!
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I GOT 10 CDs
FOR ONE PENNY.
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ALL I'VE GOT TO DO
IS BUY EIGHT MORE
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AT REGULAR CLUB PRICES,
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WHICH ARE OFTEN
AT OR BELOW
RETAIL STORE PRICES.
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WAY TO GO.
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LIKE TAKING CANDY
FROM A BABY.
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SUCH PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY.
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I WONDER IF THE PEOPLE
ON THIS PLANET
WILL EVER DISCOVER
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THE SUPERIOR SOUND
OF VINYL.
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SO WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
DID YOU GET?
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I JUST TOLD THEM
TO SURPRISE ME.
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[ELECTRIC AVENUE PLAYS]
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WELL, THIS IS SURPRISING.
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* HEY
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UH, WHY AM I
DOING THIS?
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* NOW IN THE STREET
THERE IS VIOLENCE *
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THE SAME REASON
I'M DOING THIS,
I SUPPOSE.
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THIS IS VERY POWERFUL.
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I'M FEELIN' FUNKY.
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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I CAN'T STOP!
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NOBODY PANIC!
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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* ELECTRIC AVENUE
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* AND THEN WE'LL
TAKE IT HIGHER *
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* OH, WE GOT TO
ROCK DOWN TO... *
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OW!
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ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR,
BUTYLATED HYDROXYANISOLE,
SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE.
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NEEDS MORE
BUTYLATED HYDROXYANISOLE.
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ISN'T THIS INTERESTING.
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THEY OPENED UP
A HARD ROCK CAFE
IN VIETNAM.
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THE WORLD HAS CHANGED,
HUH?
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IT SURE HAS.
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ONCE IT WAS COMPLETELY
COVERED WITH ICE.
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THE ADMINISTRATION
OFFICE CALLED.
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THEY CONTACTED STANFORD
ABOUT TRANSFERRING
YOUR GRADUATE RECORDS.
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THEY DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE THEM.
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ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT
I DON'T HAVE RECORDS?
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ALL HUMANS HAVE RECORDS,
AND I'M A HUMAN.
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THEREFORE,
I HAVE RECORDS.
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STANFORD SAYS THEY HAVE
NO RECORD OF YOU AT ALL.
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OH! THOSE INCOMPETENTS!
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DO I HAVE TO FLY
OUT TO DENVER
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AND STRAIGHTEN
THIS OUT MYSELF?
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STANFORD'S IN CALIFORNIA,
NOT DENVER.
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WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
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THEY LOST MY RECORDS
IN THE MOVE.
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SO YOU WERE AT STANFORD
IN THE SIXTIES.
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AH. WHO WASN'T?
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I WAS AT BERKELEY.
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GOD. THAT TAKES ME BACK.
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I REMEMBER I WAS
AT STANFORD ONCE
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TO PROTEST--
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THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS
I KNOW ABOUT THE SIXTIES--
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I WASN'T BORN YET,
AND NO ONE CARES.
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PEACE.
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I GUESS YOU HAD
TO BE THERE.
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APPARENTLY SO.
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OUT OF CONTROL,
MIND-NUMBING,
SELF DESTRUCTIVE FUN.
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SOUNDS LIKE A CLICHé,
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BUT I ACTUALLY REMEMBER
BURNING MY BRA
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IN FRONT OF THE LINCOLN
REFLECTING POOL.
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I HOPE YOU HAD
THE GOOD SENSE
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TO JUMP IN
AND PUT YOURSELF OUT.
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GOD! I WAS A REBEL.
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* HOW MANY ROADS
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* MUST A...
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* MAN WALK DOWN
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* BEFORE THEY CALL
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* HIM...A...
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* MAN?
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[HUMMING]
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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT
TO LOOK AT ME NOW,
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BUT BACK THEN
I WAS A WILD WOMAN.
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IF I WANTED
TO DO SOMETHING,
I JUST DID IT.
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DID YOU EVER DROP ACID?
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OH, CONSTANTLY.
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THAT'S HOW
I DROPPED THE ACID.
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SERIOUSLY.
I WANT TO KNOW.
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WERE YOU INVOLVED
IN ANY MOVEMENTS?
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THIS ONE...
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[IMITATES CURLY
FROM THE THREE STOOGES]
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ALWAYS ONE OF
MY FAVORITES.
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DR. SOLOMON...
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EVERY TIME I ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR PAST...
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YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
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YOU KNOW WHO REALLY
KEEPS CHANGING
THE SUBJECT?
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MY STUDENTS. ONE OF THEM
IS GOING TO ALASKA.
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SO HOW'S YOUR BROTHER?
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DICK, I'M HERE.
LET'S GO.
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YOU HEARD HIM.
GOT TO GO.
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YOU CALL YOUR FATHER DICK?
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YEAH, WHEN HE WAS
YOUNGER I USED TO
CALL HIM PEANUT.
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YES, WELL, HAVE TO RUN.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT.
BYE-BYE!
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[TAMMY WYNETTE SINGS
D-I-V-O-R-C-E]
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[SOBBING]
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[SNIFFLE]
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OH, GOD!
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THIS IS SO SAD!
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COUNTRY SINGERS HAVE
REALLY TOUGH LIVES.
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WHY?
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[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
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WHAT'S HER COMPLAINT?
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SHE LIVES IN A TRAILER.
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SHE COULD JUST
ROLL AWAY SOMEWHERE,
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AND THE CD CLUB
WOULD NEVER FIND HER.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT'S INVOLVED
WITH THIS?
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THE PAPERWORK,
THE DECISIONS.
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WHY DIDN'T I GO WITH
THE CHEESE OF THE MONTH
CLUB?
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NO GUESSWORK.
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JUST CHEESE.
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THAT WAS A FIASCO!
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YOU'RE
THE INFORMATION OFFICER!
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HOW CAN YOU BRIEF US
ON AMERICAN HISTORY
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AND LEAVE OUT
AN ENTIRE DECADE?
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I LEFT OUT THE SIXTIES.
SO WHAT?
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EXACTLY HOW FAR BACK
DID YOU ESTABLISH
OUR IDENTITIES?
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FIVE OR SIX MONTHS.
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YOUR ASSIGNMENT
WAS TO PROVIDE
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COMPLETE HISTORIES
FOR ALL OF US!
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WELL, I HAD
A BOOK REPORT DUE
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ON ARE YOU THERE, GOD?
IT'S ME, MARGARET.
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TOMMY...
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I'M NOT SURE
YOU UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS.
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HUMANS ARE CREATIONS
OF THEIR PASTS.
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SOCIETY, CULTURE,
EVEN BIOLOGY DEMAND
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THAT THEY CARRY AROUND
THEIR PASTS,
LIKE BAGGAGE,
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AND YOUR LACK OF EFFORT
ALMOST EXPOSED
THE ENTIRE OPERATION!
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FINE! SO FROM NOW ON,
MY HOMEWORK COMES LAST.
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THOSE ARE
THE HOUSE RULES,
MISTER!
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HELLO! HEY,
I FOUND THOSE BOOKS
ON THE SIXTIES.
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OH, GOOD, GOOD.
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NEVER MIND
THE BOURBON STAINS.
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OH, THANK YOU, MRS. D.
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THE SIXTIES--
WHAT A LOVELY,
LOVELY DECADE.
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A LOT OF THE STUFF
IN THIS APARTMENT
IS FROM THE SIXTIES.
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CLASSIC THINGS NEVER
GO OUT OF STYLE.
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THOSE LONG-HAIRED
FREAKS THOUGHT
THEY WERE SO COOL.
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LET ME TELL YOU
ONE THING.
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I WAS READING POETRY
WITH JACK KEROUAC
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IN A CAGE IN 1956,
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BOTH OF US
BUCK NAKED.
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YES, WELL, THANK YOU
FOR THAT DISTURBING VISUAL.
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I DIDN'T HEAR
KEROUAC COMPLAIN.
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AW, THE ELECTRIC
KOOL-AID ACID TEST.
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GETTING NOSTALGIC?
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AH, YES, THOSE WERE
THE DAYS, MY FRIEND.
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BUT YOU KNOW,
ALL THIS UPROAR,
ALL THIS RHETORIC,
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ALL THIS TALK ABOUT
MASS MOVEMENTS,
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I MEAN, WHAT'S
HAPPENING HERE?
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HISTORY IS MADE
BY THE INDIVIDUAL,
NOT BY THE MASSES.
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WHO SAID THAT?
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I DID.
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NO. WHERE'S THAT FROM?
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MY MOUTH.
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NO! SOMEBODY SAID THAT.
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HELLO.
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THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
RIGHT ON.
YEAH.
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YOU'VE BEEN RINSED
AND HUNG OUT TO DRY.
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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DIG IT, BABE.
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IT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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HISTORY IS MADE
BY THE INDIVIDUAL,
NOT BY THE MASSES.
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WHO SAID THAT?
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I DID.
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WOW.
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WOW.
FAR OUR.
FAR OUT.
WOW.
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WOW.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I COULDN'T PUT IT
TOGETHER UNTIL NOW.
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IT FINALLY CLICKED.
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THE EVASIVENESS...
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INCONSISTENCIES
IN YOUR PAST...
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DICK SOLOMON IS
A FALSE IDENTITY,
ISN'T IT?
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FALSE IDENTITY?
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ME? NO.
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YOU COULD'VE TRUSTED ME,
YOU KNOW.
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WELL, I--I--I--I--I--
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THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE
IN THE GOVERNMENT
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WHO WOULD LOVE TO GET
THEIR HANDS ON YOU.
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You can't
let that happen!
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They'd parade me around
like an animal!
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DON'T WORRY.
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YOUR SECRET'S SAFE
WITH ME, MANNY.
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MANNY ROSENBERG.
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BUT I'M NOT
MANNY ROSENBER--
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OF COURSE NOT.
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BECAUSE MANNY ROSENBERG...
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IS STILL BEING HUNTED
BY THE FBI.
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FOR FOOD OR SPORT?
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* WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO-GO *
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* DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN' ON
LIKE A YO-YO *
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* WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO-GO *
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THIS--SO--
MANNY ROSENBERG WAS--
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* WAKE ME UP...
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WHAT?
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MANNY ROSENBERG
WAS AN ACTIV--
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WHAT?
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EXCUSE ME.
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[CRUNCH]
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O.K. WHERE WAS I?
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"MANNY ROSENBERG
WAS AN ACTIVIST
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INVOLVED IN INCITING
A RIOT IN 1971."
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
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I'M LOOKING...
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ALL RIGHT.
I FOUND ANOTHER BOX
IN THE BASEMENT.
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WHAT'S "X-MAS"?
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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING PSYCHEDELIC.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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THIS IS HEAVY.
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FAR OUT
MY MIND
IS BLOWN.
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AND WHO IS THIS?
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00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,937
I THINK IT'S JERRY GARCIA.
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HERE'S A PICTURE
OF MANNY ROSENBERG.
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00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,109
HE LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE YOU!
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00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,944
OH, DAMN!
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00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,413
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET
A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL BODY!
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00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,448
THOSE GUYS IN RESEARCH
CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
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00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,318
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
THEY'RE NON-UNION.
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00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,452
THIS COULD REALLY
BE TROUBLE.
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00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,254
TOMMY, HOW ARE OUR HISTORIES
COMING ALONG?
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OH, WELL,
I HAVE THEM
RIGHT HERE.
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LEGAL DOCUMENTS,
SCHOOL RECORDS,
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DOCTORED PICTURES,
THE WORKS.
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DICK SOLOMON,
CLASS NERD, HELD BACK
BY A DOMINEERING MOTHER,
236
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,732
WENT TO WORK
FOR NASA IN '74,
237
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,767
BUT WAS FIRED AFTER A MINOR
PROCUREMENT SCANDAL--
238
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,335
NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS
ARE ENCLOSED--
239
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,971
MAJOR BURNOUT LED TO
A STRING OF SECOND-RATE
TEACHING JOBS,
240
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,773
YADDA-YADDA-YADDA,
ENDING UP HERE.
241
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:40,974
THIS IS EXCELLENT.
242
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:41,975
WHAT ABOUT ME?
243
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,643
STOCKBROKER DURING
THE GREEDY EIGHTIES
244
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,045
MADE AND LOST
SEVERAL FORTUNES
245
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,247
BEFORE
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS
AND GENDER CONFUSION
246
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,283
LED TO A SEX-CHANGE
OPERATION IN 1988.
247
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,253
I'M NEXT.
248
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,088
HARRY, YOU'RE ADOPTED,
249
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,857
BUT WE HAVEN'T
TOLD YOU YET.
250
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,227
OHH...
251
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,329
THAT'S GONNA HURT.
252
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,637
OH, DR. ALBRIGHT,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
253
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,672
GOOD MORNING,
DR. SOLOMON.
254
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,343
YES, WELL,
I'D LIKE TO CLEAR UP
255
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,812
A FEW MISUNDERSTANDINGS
ABOUT YESTERDAY.
256
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,280
FOR SOME REASON,
YOU MISTAKENLY THINK
257
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,316
I'M THIS MANNY ROSENBERG
FELLA.
258
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,185
OH, DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
259
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,888
I TOLD YOU
YOU COULD TRUST ME.
260
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,024
YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER,
BUT WE'VE ACTUALLY MET BEFORE.
261
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,526
YOU SPOKE AT
MY CAMPUS IN '69.
262
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,762
NOW, YOU SEE,
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
263
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,329
I WAS IN THE CIRCUS
THEN.
264
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,666
THE FLYING SOLOMOSKIS.
THERE WERE SIX OF US.
265
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,469
TWO OF US PLUNGED
TO OUR DEATHS.
266
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,805
I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO REMEMBER ME,
267
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,740
WITH ALL THE PEOPLE
YOU'VE MET.
268
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,208
YOU'RE SITTING
ON MY DESK.
269
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,077
YOU'VE NEVER
DONE THAT BEFORE.
270
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,013
DO YOU REMEMBER A RALLY
AT BERKELEY?
271
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,514
DR. ALBRIGHT,
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.
272
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,283
I BROUGHT THIS IN
TO PROVE--
273
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,185
THE STORIES
YOU MUST HAVE.
274
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,686
WHAT?
275
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,720
YOU KNOW, I'D BE LYING
276
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,257
IF I SAID I FOUND THIS
LESS THAN INTRIGUING.
277
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:15,368
WELL, ALL THOSE YEARS
UNDERGROUND, YOU DO
A LOT OF LIVING.
278
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,341
[RUNNING UPSTAIRS]
279
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,376
[SALLY]
HARRY!
280
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:27,080
YOU GOT ANOTHER PACKAGE
FROM THE CD CLUB.
281
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,818
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LISTEN
TO THE ONES I HAVE.
282
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,419
THOSE DEMONS.
283
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,720
THEY'RE NOT HUMAN.
284
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,088
NEITHER ARE WE.
285
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,191
WELL, YEAH,
BUT WE HAVE AN EXCUSE.
286
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,393
HELLO?
287
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,230
WELL, I'M OFF
TO DR. ALBRIGHT'S.
288
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,664
SHE BOUGHT
MY PHONY PROFILE?
289
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,766
I DON'T EVEN
NEED IT.
290
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,567
SHE LIKES ME
MUCH BETTER
291
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,768
NOW THAT SHE THINKS
I'M MANNY.
292
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,238
OH, GREAT! AFTER ALL
I WENT THROUGH
293
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,940
CREATING A BACKGROUND
FOR YOU.
294
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:57,644
DO YOU REALIZE I GOT YOU
A WEEKEND IN CANCUN
WITH TWIN GYMNASTS?
295
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,813
ALL I GOT AT THE ORPHANAGE
296
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:04,151
WAS A BEATING WHEN I
ASKED FOR MORE GRUEL.
297
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,957
[JEFFERSON AIRPLANE'S
WHITE RABBIT PLAYS]
298
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,725
[HUMMING]
299
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,694
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
300
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,532
FOR YOU.
HELLO!
301
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,202
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
302
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,037
I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
303
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:27,774
OH, AND TO THINK
ALL THIS TIME
304
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,778
I WAS JUST A DESK AWAY
FROM DANGER.
305
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,948
THE THOUGHT OF THE FBI
WATCHING US RIGHT NOW
306
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,984
IS SUCH A TURN-ON.
307
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,819
AND EVEN IF
I WASN'T MANNY,
308
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,588
IT WOULD BE JUST
AS EXCITING.
309
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,723
OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
310
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,693
OOH.
311
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,362
ARE THESE
MAGIC BROWNIES?
312
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,099
PEPPERIDGE FARM.
313
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:57,070
YOU KNOW, I THINK
I HAVE SOMETHING.
314
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,638
I FOUND IT WHEN I MOVED
EIGHT YEARS AGO.
315
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,340
IT'S IN THE FREEZER.
316
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,875
IT'S A JOINT.
317
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,710
OOH. A DOOBIE.
318
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,513
LET'S BOGART
THAT FAT BOY.
319
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,449
YOU KNOW
WHAT I REGRET?
320
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,651
I NEVER MADE IT
TO WOODSTOCK.
321
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,120
AH! YES, WOODSTOCK.
322
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,156
THE THREE-DAY CONCERT
HELD ON A FARM
IN UPSTATE NEW YORK
323
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,526
THAT INCLUDED MANY OF
THE POPULAR MUSIC BANDS
OF THE TIME,
324
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,162
FELT TO BE THE CULMINATION
OF THE COUNTERCULTURE
MOVEMENT
325
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:26,399
CAPTURED BY
THE SONG WOODSTOCK
BY JONI MITCHELL.
326
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,100
FOUND IT!
327
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,135
THE SONG WAS POPULARIZED
328
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,702
BY CROSBY, STILLS,
AND NASH,
329
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,670
WHICH IS IRONIC,
330
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,505
SINCE THEIRS WAS
THE MORE COMMERCIAL
VERSION,
331
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,775
WHICH IS THE ANTITHESIS
OF THE SPIRIT
OF THE FESTIVAL.
332
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,379
HERE WE GO.
333
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,223
THIS ISN'T A JOINT.
334
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,692
IT'S A FROZEN FRENCH FRY.
335
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,862
OH, WELL.
336
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,531
I GUESS WE'LL JUST
SETTLE FOR WINE.
337
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,040
YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION
TO A NEO-TROTSKYITE,
338
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,742
ANTI-STALINIST MARXIST.
339
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,779
YOU'RE PRETTY TUNED IN
FOR A BOURGEOIS CHICK.
340
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,825
[SIGHING]
341
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:26,893
MEET ME ON
THE WATERBED
UPSTAIRS
342
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,161
IN FIVE MINUTES.
343
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,698
OH, AND, UH...
LOSE THE PINS.
344
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,644
WHAT?
345
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,513
HERE'S TO...
346
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,015
WATERBEDS.
347
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,050
HERE'S TO...
348
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,552
FLOOR LAMPS.
349
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:56,789
HELLO?
350
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,459
CAROUSEL CD CLUB?
351
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,360
I'LL CALL BACK LATER.
352
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,362
DON'T HANG UP
THAT PHONE.
353
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,264
YOU CAN DO THIS,
HARRY.
354
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,933
YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR MIND BACK.
355
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,602
OR AT LEAST
WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.
356
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,704
O.K., SALLY, I WILL.
357
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,006
LISTEN TO ME, BUSTER.
358
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,109
I'M NOT HAPPY,
AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
359
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,344
VERY GOOD!
360
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,479
I'M SUPPOSED TO
PRESS 2 NOW.
361
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,315
YES, HELLO?
362
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,351
WE NEED TO TALK.
363
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,785
I'M AT A PLACE
IN MY LIFE
364
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,222
WHERE I'M JUST NOT READY
FOR THIS KIND OF COMMITMENT.
365
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,924
I THINK IT'S BEST
THAT WE BREAK FREE,
366
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,561
GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
367
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,862
YOU WILL?
368
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,131
OH, THANKS.
369
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,600
HMM?
370
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,570
WELL, YES...
371
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:47,474
I GUESS I DO HAVE A FRIEND
WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED.
372
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,010
HER NAME IS SALLY SOLOMON.
373
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,318
OH!
374
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,988
OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.
375
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,624
YOUR HANDS ARE SO
SMALL AND DELICATE.
376
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,994
I'M NOT POSITIVE,
377
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,131
BUT I THINK I CAN FIT
YOUR ENTIRE FOOT
IN MY MOUTH.
378
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,732
OH!
379
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,835
YOU ARE A SUPERFREAK!
380
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,238
THE KIND YOU DON'T
TAKE HOME TO MOTHER!
381
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,041
MANNY, MANNY, MANNY!
382
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,713
NOW I'M FEELING
A MORAL DILEMMA.
383
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,648
I'M NOT SURE I CAN
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
384
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,384
MY BEDROOM'S UPSTAIRS.
385
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,919
RACE YA.
386
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,956
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
387
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,033
WHAT THE HELL...
388
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,000
DON'T BE UPTIGHT, BABE.
389
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,403
LEAVE YOUR HANG-UPS
IN SUBURBIA.
390
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,840
YOU'RE LEAVING?
391
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,309
YOU BET YOUR BIPPY I AM.
392
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,248
[DICK]
HEY!
393
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,683
OH, YOU MISERABLE CREEP!
394
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,851
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
395
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:05,952
THINK ABOUT IT!
396
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,855
IT'S LIKE
A PURPLE HAZE
INSIDE MY BRAIN.
397
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,723
OH, GIVE IT A REST.
398
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,058
WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
399
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,495
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
400
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,063
COME ON, MANNY.
401
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:17,897
BERKELEY.
402
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,466
OHH!
403
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,568
YOU'RE MAD
AT MANNY.
404
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,002
YES!
405
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,838
DR. ALBRIGHT IS MAD
AT MANNY.
406
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,907
[LAUGHING]
OH, WELL, THEN...
407
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,710
IT'S O.K. BECAUSE I HAVE
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
408
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,712
THAT'LL STRAIGHTEN
THIS WHOLE THING OUT.
409
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,447
I'M NOT MANNY.
410
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,283
HA HA HA HA.
411
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,685
I MEAN,
ISN'T THAT IRONIC?
412
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,588
RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT MANNY.
413
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,223
YOU JUST LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE HIM,
414
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,225
KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT HIS PAST,
415
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,927
AND HAVE BEEN CARRYING ON
THIS RIDICULOUS CHARADE
416
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,961
FOR THREE DAYS.
417
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,598
OH, YOU KNOW ME
SO WELL.
418
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,300
OH, BOY.
419
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,703
I'VE BEEN HANDED SOME
LAME STORIES IN MY LIFE,
420
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,805
BUT YOU TAKE THE CAKE!
421
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,807
I DON'T WANT THE CAKE.
I WANT YOU.
422
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,712
OH, MY GOD.
423
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,314
YOU ARE DICK SOLOMON.
424
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,753
AND YOU LET ME MAKE
A COMPLETE FOOL
OF MYSELF!
425
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,322
HOW COULD YOU
DO THAT?
426
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,156
I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
I WAS GOING TO.
427
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,391
WHAT STOPPED YOU?
428
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,560
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
SLEEP WITH ME.
429
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,931
OH.
430
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,633
NOW
I UNDERSTAND.
431
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,635
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
432
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,771
GET OUT!
433
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,039
YOU SELFISH,
434
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,040
INCONSIDERATE,
435
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,209
OPPORTUNISTIC BASTARD!
436
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,144
YOU'RE RIGHT.
437
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,480
I GUESS I'LL BE GOING.
438
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,883
ABOUT INCONSIDERATE...
439
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,385
I DID BRING BROWNIES!
440
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,686
OH!
441
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,792
I'M SURE GLAD
WE WON'T BE GETTING
442
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,794
ANY MORE CDs
IN THE MAIL.
443
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,396
YEAH.
444
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,297
AND EVEN IF WE DO,
445
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,865
THERE'S NO REASON
TO THINK
446
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,634
THAT I HAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
447
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,571
'CAUSE I DIDN'T.
448
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,239
DICK, SOMEONE'S
HERE TO SEE YOU.
449
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,808
I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN.
TELL THEM I'M NOT HERE.
450
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,743
HE'S NOT HERE,
DR. ALBRIGHT.
GO AWAY.
451
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,944
MARY!
452
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,012
MARY!
453
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,815
YOU'VE COME
BACK TO ME.
454
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,650
BECAUSE
YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME
FOR WHAT I'VE DONE
455
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:22,255
AND--AND BECAUSE
YOU REALIZE THAT
MY DECEIT,
456
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,323
ALTHOUGH
SOPHOMORIC,
457
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,426
WAS MEANT AS
A PURE GESTURE
OF AFFECTION.
458
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,495
WELL, SOME OF THAT.
459
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,531
UM, WOULD YOU LEAVE
US ALONE FOR A MINUTE?
460
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,232
SURE.
461
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,569
REMEMBER EVERY WORD,
WE WANT ALL THE DETAILS.
462
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,937
WILL DO.
463
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:45,211
LOOK, I MAY HAVE OVERREACTED
TO THIS MANNY THING.
464
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,147
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT
MEN HAVE A TENDENCY
465
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,749
TO GO OVERBOARD
TO IMPRESS ME.
466
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,418
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
467
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,486
THE ONLY REASON
I PRETENDED TO BE MANNY
468
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,323
IS BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM
MORE THAN ME.
469
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,190
MANNY WASN'T
WHAT HE SEEMED.
470
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:01,494
BUT YOU ARE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU SEEM.
471
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:05,598
AND I'LL ADMIT THAT, UH,
YOUR LACK OF NUANCE
IS REFRESHING.
472
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:09,402
OH, DAMN! I'M WEARING
HARRY'S UNDERWEAR AGAIN.
473
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,772
WELL, A LITTLE NUANCE
WOULDN'T HURT.
474
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,675
SO WE'RE STILL FRIENDS?
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PEACE.
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